Brown Bag Mornings - 09/23/26 Last Name Drama & 😳 Orlando Bloom Goes There | Brown Bag Mornings
Episode Date: September 23, 2026DESCRIPTION / SHOW NOTES:⚾ Lil Wayne reveals the Yankees came after Young Money over its original logo, while Petty Police wonders if somebody should’ve just signed Bruno. 📱 Jorgito loses four ...followers and crashes out over the haters praying on his downfall. 💍 The Homie Helpline takes over the show as A.J. struggles with his future wife keeping her last name—and listeners have plenty to say about it. 👀 “Don’t You Know I’m Local” spots Justin Bieber at MacArthur Park before Orlando Bloom’s reported threesome scene sparks online backlash. 🤐 We find out just how long people can actually keep a secret, and 🏀 former Laker Nick Young explains why he might just be the Ray J of the NBA.CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS:(00:00) Don’t You Know I’m Local(03:16) Chismation(07:36) Rapsheet(09:37) Homie Helpline Topic(13:19) Petty Police(15:48) Scrolling(22:43) Homie Helpline(59:49) The Weather with Concrete Storm(63:40) Tepic’s Teachings Word of the Day(66:11) Don’t You Know I’m Local(68:25) Chismation(70:58) Brown Bag Cash Grab Winner(71:51) Hella Studious(75:50) Sports Experience the Culture: Catch Brown Bag Mornings and the rest of the network 24/7 on the Amplified Voices TV app: amplifiedvoices.com/podcast-brown-bag/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local?
It's time for Dodger Base.
Just looking at all your Gregsy over there and his little potteries hat.
I haven't even said anything.
I haven't said anything. I just want to look at your cute little face.
Look at your face.
Oh.
We're going to talk about the team that's ruining baseball.
Ruining.
It's ruining.
I'm not not with you, but this is still fun.
to me. Mani Machado, who was on the team that's ruining the baseball, is now on the Padres.
My goat. And the Padres lost to the Dodgers yesterday. Now they're fully embroiled in their
series. This is what it sounded like when Mani Machado, who might just be the Dodgers and Dodgers
fans like Public Enemy Number One. Yeah, he is. I'm going to say that. Not for his skill,
but just because he sucks. He does not. His face? What? The fact that he's really tall and he just walks out
there. He's so good. This was him. Oh, really? He's really good.
His performance yesterday was not really good
Because you guys don't have them anymore
No we let him walk
Over here over here
This is him walking out and the booze are thunderous
Stadium and the Padres are in town
And Mani Machado comes to the plate
He fell back
And the crew is the crew
The fans were cheering like they just
I don't know they just got a ticket to the World Series
This is your guys for World Series by the way
Oh, it's our World Series?
We actually know what a World Series is like.
Yeah, you guys bought it, that's why.
Twice.
Twice.
Oh, three times, actually.
Yeah, you guys about it to buy it the third time.
You guys can buy players too, dog.
But if you're broke, you're broke.
Not when I'm going to get it.
Brokees.
Yeah.
All poverty.
Not the father is the poverty.
And then they kept doing that.
They did it at Tatis too.
I'm like, bro, you guys want to play?
Setting the tone.
No, they're throwing the ball to his head.
Tatis, Tatis, Tacis, Tacis, Dodgers and five.
No matter what you say, bro, even if you're making sense.
Which you probably have been right now.
It don't matter.
You're in Dodger Town.
We can't hear you.
And there's more games of this series.
Yeah, we just won the first game, but there's a couple games left.
They actually didn't score any runs.
That was the craziest part to me.
The Padres.
Yeah, they put up a donut.
No runs.
Seven to zero.
Zero.
Niero.
Hula.
No di Giro.
I don't even know who this team is.
You know why?
They were scared, bro.
I wouldn't think they know that they're allowed to score.
That's what I was thinking.
I'm looking at the score and I'm like, do we just forget how to play baseball here?
Yeah.
We play the Dodgers.
They're intimidated.
They're intimidated.
We were on a 14-game winning streak.
Oh, damn.
14-game winning streak.
No way.
Now the Dodgers are in an 11 game one.
You guys help them.
Thank you so much.
Now you're on a zero-game winning streak.
Yeah, you can start over.
I'm tired of this.
I'm tired of this.
I'm tired.
I literally.
April, the way things are going for Greg,
We gotta be careful
We've got to be careful
Let's just lots of the Raiders
I have to get what this now
I know
Picking the wrong teams
Mike said Greg agreed you
somebody like that
So come here
Now what's going on
She's Mation
With Angie
Okay
This one is really nasty
Cochinadas Marranadas
Okay
This is a girl's warning
Okay
Because Adrian Broner
Which is
Retired boxer right
He was on live he was streaming with blue face dude
Tell me why this guy thought it'd be okay
To throw up in a cup
While live streaming and then drinking
Oh come on
Yeah dude listen listen
He got to throw up
Oh what's liquor cut
I smell it?
The girls there
Yeah dude he said I don't waste liquor
And then he proceeded to go to the sink
And he's like rinsing his mouth
So that's horrible
The girls are saying like, I can smell it
I can smell it
Yeah the levels of alcoholism
Have never been reached before
If you're drinking your throat
Because it still has liquor in it
To not waste it is crazy
He's all sweating just collecting a sweat
From liquor
There's alcohol in there
There's alcohol in that sweat
You guys are laughing by we think there's a problem here
And it's like for the whole world to see
It's scary, bro.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's on live stream.
I usually when I see stuff like, like live streams and stuff, I just think it's all just a facade.
With him, you could tell.
That guy's going through it.
It's honestly.
And then for no one to be stopping it, I was just thinking, I'm like, I get it.
Like, you're doing stuff for, like, stream for views.
But I don't know.
I think he's doing it to himself.
Sometimes probably people have tried to help him.
He's putting it on display.
Yeah, because there's been streams where, like, people try to help him get back healthy and stuff like that.
And he's not wanting it.
Well, he tries it, but then he goes back to this.
I mean, he's like, I'm bad for streaming.
I'm not going to do it.
Yeah, but I, this doesn't meet the headlines.
Be real.
The drink and the throw-up.
I know.
I'm like, my dog has done that.
I mean.
Baji has done that.
Oh, yeah, they eat their throw up, yeah.
I mean, yeah, I mean, I, you know, accidentally did it.
Exactly.
Yeah.
That's how I was saying.
It happened.
I'm just, like, drunk, like, just, blah.
End up, mm-hmm.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, really?
Oh, man, the two tacos.
It's a gag shot.
Yeah, I have now
tasted this food for the third time.
Yeah, oh my God.
You taste that little jumbo jack?
No, that's a yumboyack.
A yombo yak.
A yombo yak.
Br, isn't this part of that one video
that all you guys know?
Oh, yes, isn't it?
The one you guys always talk about.
What video?
What video?
What?
The two girls.
Yes.
I've never even seen that thing.
Hell, no.
I've never seen that thing.
You never seen it?
Vic has.
I've never seen it.
Look at his little.
Vic,
doesn't this happen?
I believe so.
I believe that's part of the whole nasty itness.
How do you even get to that page, bro?
They shouldn't have gave us the internet so young.
I'm just going to say that.
We were discovering the internet.
Whoa, whoa.
Okay, that's the edge of the internet.
That's the edge of the internet.
All right.
Never going back there again.
I was looking for instrumentals, bro.
You were...
The instrumental was...
No.
No, no.
No, I was looking for scholarships, why you guys were...
Scholarships?
Scholarships?
He was applied for FAFSA, y'all.
No, this is crazy.
You guys had the internet?
Oh, my God.
You had a computer?
Wow.
I had to get a library, go out some lookup stuff.
Oh, wow.
You looked it up at the library,
but this is cool.
You ruined the librarian search history
Put in a whole new computer
No, no, no, actually
But you know, like whenever you check out the computer
It erases everything you look at
Oh
Yeah, so there's a hack to that
If you want a good flight, let's do that
Go to the good library
A good flight?
Yeah, a good price for a flight, do that
Oh yeah, it clears your catch
Yeah, there you go
Oh, I like that
Where are we going?
Hey, Abona, this is when you're supposed to wrap the print
No, because Mona wants to hear this too, look at her
If it's hip hop
You know letty's on
Yeah I go
Rap sheet
Let these set go
The Yankees have an
Your money
Amidly
Amidly
Amidit
Amidly
That's how much Louis would have
Had to pay up to the New York junkies
If he kept using their
freaking logo
The Yankees have an unmistakable logo
It's the N and the Y
In the middle and all that
However, when Young Money started popping and Young Money Entertainment was coming through the scene,
Lil Wayne remixed their logo and the YM looks so much like the YN.
Yeah, like the N-Y.
Yeah.
For me? Yeah.
The N-Yers-in when it's finest.
Yes.
Little Wayne just came through and said, hey, they hit me with a cease and desist real quick.
And I didn't want to pay this type of bread.
Oh, yeah.
So, yeah, Moola, no more.
Young Money.
And you know the Yankees would have the greatest lawyers ever.
Oh, yeah.
They were on it quickly.
It would have been, boom.
They run a strict program over there.
Oh, that's super strict.
I wonder, because that happens to, Angie, you're a graphic artist.
That happens, who is watching to keep that?
I don't know.
You know, because, like, even small creators or small sellers, if they start putting the logo, like an LA logo, boom.
Now they can't sell on Amazon anymore, right?
Yep, and then they hold your money, and they hold the grudge against the Dodgers because they kept your money.
And if you get bad from Amazon,
it happened to Angie.
But also it's an honor to get the scissors to this.
Yes, you want to frame it.
It's a badge of honor.
You want to frame it.
Oh, you saw me steal your work.
They probably have like bounty hunters, you know?
They'll be crazy.
Yeah, little rats, you know, out there.
Just little rats just waiting.
Always checking.
I get it for the little waiting one because it was so high up there, you know.
But like the smaller, like it's just a mom on Etsy.
Yeah.
She's looking the logo.
Sees into Sidson.
I got a fat check when I ride around Angie.
You're so stupid.
You're so dumb.
We're going to get in your first fight of the day with your partner.
If you already haven't had one.
And if you have, wow, world record for you.
World record.
Impressive.
If you were to sleep mad, wow.
Wake up mad too.
And your face right now is very serious, concrete, because you know what we're about to do.
We're going to talk about.
Oh, he's mad already?
Changing your last name, ladies.
For a favor.
Yes.
Some of us have been in long relations.
relationships married and haven't changed our name.
That happened to you, huh?
Yeah, dog, it took 15 years, dog.
15 years?
Yeah, 15 years, dog.
I started asking myself, she don't want me, man.
Hey, Diaz is a really nice last name.
What?
Using your girl's last name Diaz?
No, it's Roque.
That's her singing stage.
That's her cool.
Oh, Roque.
Yeah, Roque.
Yeah, right.
Bale de Roque.
Yeah.
No, man, but Gutierrez, it's majestic, dog.
Gutierrez.
I don't like the way you just laughed.
What do you mean it's majestic?
Gutierrez is majestic, dog.
If you look back at the lineage of that.
Tell me, tell me, tell me.
The Rubik's cousins.
Don't kiss the doors.
The Spanioles.
No, it gets like that.
This year, I did my name changes on everything.
Finally.
And it's a hassle.
Yeah, I've been married eight years.
and it's a hassle I will let you know
on the girls it's very tough
well says that you guys can just sit there and look pretty
with what your last name that you got
yeah all right that you were born with
you don't gotta do no changes
we gotta go to social security office DMV
we gotta hit up every bank
that we ever have a credit card with
and then once you do like the major things
your ID your passport your social
you start figuring out you need it for other stuff
I had to call ticket master
what's what but that's okay
yeah you're right
dealt any airline
that you have points, you have to change it there.
You just start popping up new things that you have to hit up
and be like, yes, I have my marriage certificate.
Yes, I can send it to you.
It's okay because when something's going down,
it's always women and children first.
All right.
So it's like, yeah, it's like those are the things that you have to do.
You know what I'm saying?
No, he's right, but where you're going?
Like, we have to go down, you know, at least honor our name.
If we were on the Titanic.
With women and children first, dog, at least carry my last.
But you're not on the Titanic.
At least take my last name and keep running with it, dog.
It's not the 1920.
You know?
That'd be the kids, though.
Because Jack got left on the door.
Yeah, dog.
When something goes down, I would get in front of, I'll take a bullet from my girl.
What goes down?
I would take a bullet.
Anything, dog, anything.
That's a crazy argument.
So that's the least you can do is go to the DMV and all this.
You know what I'm saying?
I'll take a bullet for you.
I take a bullet for you.
You won't stand in the DMV line of me.
Women and children.
First, the least thing you can do is go to the DMB.
Oh, my God, I'm sorry.
So you're having her do all the work for the theoreticals that would happen.
It's not theoretical, dog.
It's not theoretical.
If there was an earthquake in my kids where I would cover them.
And then I'm muo.
When was the last time you actually, like, stood in front of her to protect her?
Every single day, dog.
Right now, he's standing in front of her.
When we walk on the street, she stands on the right hand side, I stand on the outside.
Gentlemen.
Gentlemen, dog.
We do all these things.
Oh, I have to go to the one side.
You're supposed to stand on the left side.
If you sit on the right side, you're towards the buildings.
That's because we're walking that way.
Oh.
The parents are on the way you're walking.
Yeah.
In my mind, I was walking that way.
So you're walking on the right side.
Walking south.
The arguments are starting?
I was going southbound.
That's the sound of the police.
The petty police.
It's petty.
You're just petty.
I'm being petty.
Petty, petty girl.
Pretty and pettiest.
Pretty.
Petitest.
I guess you would have banger real quick.
Imagine hearing this for the first time.
Oh.
Voice of an angel.
Oh, man.
Who is this guy?
I wish I could hear it for the first time again.
Who is that?
Come on.
She's so beautiful.
And I tell her every day.
Oh, my gosh.
Imagine hearing that and not signing it.
Crazy.
Oh, damn.
That's what happened with Germain.
Dupree apparently Jermaine Dupree legendary hip hop producer and artist extraordinaire.
He had the chance to sign Bruno Mars and he didn't take it.
So he posted on Instagram and said, so I hit my brother Bruno Mars this morning to let him know
how amazing his show was last night and he still won't let me live it down.
Having a shot to sign him about four years ago, me Usher and Anderson Pack and Bruno were
at dinner in Vegas and he told me I had the shot to sign him.
and I didn't take it.
Listen to this.
This is another one that says I didn't sign him.
Let them know you had your shot.
Let them know you had your shot.
Look at us now.
Look at it.
Look at us now.
Yeah.
He's living it up.
Bruno even texts him.
You should have signed me.
Appreciate you, my brother.
But you should have signed me.
That's awesome.
He stiles that chip on his shoulder all these years later.
He's a mega superstar.
He remembers who didn't take the chance on him.
now.
Yeah.
Now it's me
and Anderson
Paguer was killing
in Las Vegas,
all of that.
Running it up over here.
I know.
He could have been more petty
to be like
so how did the other
signings work out
or something.
He could have,
you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
He kept it kind of positive.
Yeah.
It was fun.
I love that for this guy.
Such a good song.
And then knowing how
like wild he is.
Yeah.
I know and he sings like this.
Yeah.
It's like, wow.
It's pretty crazy.
Fruto.
It's always the pop and B singers,
man.
I'm telling you,
those R&B singers,
man,
the wild ones.
The wild ones.
Look at ice cream.
He's super cool.
Chill, man.
Yeah.
Burn of Mars.
Another level.
Right here.
Thinking with your mentic.
There's a kid online right now.
There's a kid online right now.
Crashing the hell out because he just wants to make his family proud.
You know, he wants to grow his YouTube channel.
Just be the next big star.
Cute.
And he went to go check his subscribers.
He went from 78 to 74 subscribers.
That hurts, man.
You ever check your following, you're like, damn, it went down.
Like, people are not, they stop following you?
And he was just sad, and he was crashing out.
And he decided, you know what?
I'm going to make a video about this and post it online for everybody could see how sad I am.
Listen to this.
Guys, today I checked how many subscribers I had.
And I remember, yesterday I had 77, and today I have 73.
I lost four subscribers that fast.
I'm not trying to tell you.
I'm not trying to tell you, subscriber, your mom won't love you.
I'm not trying to tell you that.
I'm just trying to tell you, please, subscriber.
I'm not doing this for the money.
I just want to make my family proud.
I want to make them proud of me.
It's just that I love them so much, and I want to make them proud.
Yesterday, I won my soccer game, and today I lost four subscribers.
Who are hitting nowhere.
There were the other team's fans, though.
You beat the other team.
Beat them.
Where this hurts the most is that it's little horhito.
Yeah, it's my little one.
Lettys just sad.
So yesterday I sent you guys this video.
Yeah.
And I was like, please follow him.
Because between you four, you can help boost his little.
Yeah.
I'll do it.
I'll do it on the break.
You didn't do it when I sent it yesterday.
I don't know his page.
I sent it to the video.
You could just subscribe right there.
Oh, God.
Dude, I opened up a YouTube account.
Just to follow him.
Oh, my gosh.
I was already following.
I'm a tell, yeah, you were.
Thank you so much, Theo, Victor.
It's really tough out here as a parent when your kid wants to be a YouTuber.
Because you have to be protective.
Yeah.
And you have to figure it out.
And loki, like, me and Jorge don't push it because you don't know what can come in with that.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
So, like, we keep it within our family.
We keep it within our friends.
Beletti, he wants to make you proud.
Keep it.
I know.
Okay, you see me like that?
I'm like, who are you, bro?
You're not proud of him, dad?
I'm so proud of him.
I know.
Because he doesn't think so.
I like him, he's like, I don't do it for the money.
I don't want to be proud.
Believe me, your YouTube account is the least of the worries that I have of making me proud.
Like you being, you getting along with your brother makes me proud.
He wants to be accepted.
He wants to make it out the hood.
Yeah, he wants to make it enough.
Wow.
Oh, don't feel that.
Whoa.
Oh, you're right.
Puerto Rico, we got you, but we're proud of you.
Your thios are proud of you.
Your thios and tias at Brownback are proud of you.
Your mother may not be.
She's expecting more of you, buddy.
She said, where's the hundo?
Also, for all the haters, he has a message for you as well.
But never let that stop you.
Never.
Just some couple haters are not going to do anything to you.
Never give up.
Okay.
Peace out.
Bye.
that's see that's me right there that's my little voice
don't worry he took us through a roller coaster of emotion
he said my mom I don't want to tell your mom doesn't love you
but and then no no no it's because he saw that kid that hit up
speed and was like my mom is kind of homeless I live with my dad
and the mom wasn't homeless at all yeah I went through a roller coaster but ended on a nice
note yeah yeah very positive well he's missing one more follower
because only three of you followed him yeah I mean he's up
He's up, though.
Fine.
Please.
Fine.
How do you deal with if your kids want to be on YouTube or on social media?
Like, as parents, like, seriously, like, Khan and V.
I literally had to delete a video yesterday.
Right.
Because I posted my, you know, my 14-year-old.
He's been practicing his, you know, his Michael Jackson moves and all that.
Now, he looks amazing.
He's doing it.
And then there was some ignorant people, commented some dumb stuff.
And I was so upset that I was like, I took it down.
I left the Dodger game when I got home
I said son look this is
this is what it is this is social media
and you know you're 14
and one thing is when you talk smack about me
I can take that I put myself
out there but when you start talking about
my kids or whatever like that's just really a call
for it's so horrible and it's and it's
really mean and it's mean spirit and it's nasty
you know what I'm saying so I took down the video
I went home I went straight to his room and I told him
hey son look I love you bro I got your back
just know that these people are ignorant
social media and all these comments,
half of these people will never tell me that in person
and they will never tell you that in person.
Yeah.
You know, so just know that this is what it comes.
So if you want to be in this industry,
if you want to be famous, you got to have thick skin.
It's tough, bro.
And so he's 14, he's like, oh, that I laughed it off
and I hugged him.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, but there's a guilt that comes with that
because you know it's like through you.
I feel like I put him through it.
I feel like I did that, you know,
so I took the video down and, you know,
I'm trying to.
to post my kids on social media as much.
You know, you try to open up as a person and as a, say, whatever, social media guy or whatever.
And I try to be more open and I try to show more than just my skits.
And, you know, just the funny stuff.
Oh, I am a family, man.
I do got kids.
I do have a wife.
But sometimes when I post that stuff, is that people just take it as in like a punching bag.
You know what I'm saying?
So, you know, if you don't see more personal stuff from me and my family, just know that I'm being protected to my family.
That's the way that I feel with him.
And then I think that's why he thinks I'm not proud.
Because I'm like, babe, don't do it.
Like, we can't.
Because the world is scary.
I had to get big off of YouTube.
He had an account when he was like 7, 8,
and he was actually doing good,
getting lots of views and stuff.
But same thing, online bullying.
Online bullying.
And some people, it's not even about your kids.
It's not about, they're attacking you through your kids.
You know what I'm saying?
Because they know that's where it's going to hurt.
You know what I'm saying?
So then can you please freaking follow him so I don't have to push?
No, because I'm going to leave a bad comment.
Even, oh.
Hey, get your subs up.
up homie.
Even on his bio.
It says love Jesus.
Yeah.
Oh, I love that.
Yeah.
He loves that.
We're going to collab, man.
His YouTube is that.
His YouTube?
Can I say his YouTube name?
No, no, no.
I think, like, if you have a kid and you're just talking.
Not that are being.
We're just talking.
His views are going up.
I genuinely think people that are listening to us is different than if we post on social.
People that listen to us, like you're tapping it with us.
It feels like family.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So if you have a kid that wants to follow my kid on YouTube, maybe we could do it.
Like, hit me up.
Yeah, that's all good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
Thank you for that.
Yes.
Sport group.
I know.
Hi, my name is Ledi, and my kids are YouTuber.
I'm scary.
All right.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We've got you for the homie help line.
All right, we got a help out AJ today.
He hit us up.
He said, Brownback.
My name is AJ.
I'm 32.
I'm from the OC dude.
And I just found out my fiancé is not taking my last name, dude.
Okay.
He can't be white.
The fiancé would take that last name.
True.
Give me the, what, give me.
Anderson.
Yeah.
So we've been together six years, dude, and the wedding is next summer.
Oh, see.
No.
AJ, I just imagine AJ from L.
Don't you live in the OSE now?
No, across the streets.
Little what I want to be.
It's just borderline.
Borderline.
Widier is literally the last city.
On the LA side, dude.
Really?
Yeah, it's Alley County still.
It depends where you're at, I guess.
I'm right across the street.
Because in Lakewood, too, too, or where is the Cerritos?
Sorritos.
Cerritos if you go to the Los Angeles.
Cypress.
Okay.
All right.
So he said, but the other day I saw something on IG that got me thinking, and it said,
couples with different last names divorce at a 50% higher rate.
I actually saw that too.
Yeah, it was like a graphic going around.
And he said, then later that week,
my fiance and I were talking about the wedding invitation, saying, Mr. and Mrs. Rodriguez,
and she said, yeah, babe, I was thinking about it and I'm keeping my last name. And I'm like,
what? Since when? She says her career is attached to her name. Her law degree has it. She likes
having her own identity. Plus, she said her girlfriends have said how much of a hassle the
process to change your name is and how expensive it is. Then she goes, and honestly, Rodriguez is so
basic. There's like a million of you. I said, okay, now you're disrespecting the family name.
Relax. Relax, dude. So now we're going back and forth and I pull up that stat I saw on
Instagram about the couples with different last names and showed her, but then she got pissed and said,
wow, we're not even married and you're already looking up divorce. She tried to flip it on me now.
When I proposed to her, I always just assumed she would take on my last name because she already said
our future kids would be Rodriguez, but my future wife isn't.
I'm not liking this at all.
Her excuses aren't valid enough to me.
Brownback,
am I tripping about my fiancee keeping her last name when we get married?
Dude.
I kind of do agree with her on the whole divorce thing.
You never bring that up.
Yeah.
If you're not going to go through with it.
You're doing like bad little juju on your relationship.
Yeah.
Never do that.
It is like, I saw this stat on Instagram, like, which probably didn't verify.
Like, you're just like a stat.
I want my own identity.
Girl stop.
I am your identity.
Yes.
When you said I do's, we became one.
Yes.
Perfect.
You know what I'm saying?
You know you can make up a new last name when you get married?
No way.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's like that option.
That's when some couples mix their last names together.
Oh, like you can't make a whole new last name.
You can make one.
Wow.
You can make them.
You can mesh them.
You can make one.
You can say from now on we're going to go by the.
Gregory Optimus.
Meta World peace.
World peace.
You're crazy.
Yeah, world peace.
And I talked about it earlier that it took me eight years to change my last name,
but I wasn't against, like, I was against the hassle of doing it, but I did it.
It was more so like, no, but when we got married, it's like, yeah, I'm taking on Paniche.
It just took me a long time to do the process.
To do the mandatos.
Yes, that part.
How long did it actually take you?
To what?
How long was the process?
Oh, okay.
To change the last thing?
Yeah.
Which one?
The one on the marriage certificate is that happened within the 90 days because they give you like a marriage license.
You have to change your last month.
You have to get married within 90 days.
What was the process though?
Like,
I'm still going through the process.
Like even next year's taxes because I changed my last name today.
I was like this year.
Yeah.
But next year's taxes I have to figure out because clearly you're still getting some checks and Martinez.
Yeah.
Exactly, Angie.
It is a freaking hassle.
I remember like last month.
Last month they were going through it.
like switching over your car just something like that you're like bro i keep charging this car but
it's not going through it's why to call this and that or even like loki like uh for me the one that
had me recently too was the flights because we're so used to i'm so used to using that name my
my maiden last name maiden uh yeah yeah get maiden i was a teen mom maiden you know i'm getting maiden okay
but you're changing that in the tickets in the airlines your points everything checking into
hotels.
It's a whole thing.
It's a whole thing.
I can feel for that.
The hassle, the mandados.
Yeah, but I never was like,
I'm not changing my last name.
Like, it happened.
Yeah.
It's just like you hadn't locked in,
like to start it.
Yeah, yeah.
I loki thought it was just like a thing
that happens right then and there.
Like once you said I do.
It can.
It can be.
No.
All the other stuff doesn't happen.
It doesn't,
everything doesn't update.
It's like updating your address.
If you ever move,
like you can update it with the DMV,
but that doesn't change it with the post office
and vice versa.
Oh, yes.
You just transfer it.
You just transfer it.
Yeah.
You can all get done.
It can.
You don't be helpful.
And I told my girl that was like a key.
If you're in the support system, go with me.
Go with me.
To do the mandados?
Yeah, go with me.
I would have took my girl's name if that was discussed.
You can.
You should have actually.
That's a really cool ass name.
You can.
No.
Not now.
Why not?
No, because, you know, I would have done it,
she would have asked me from the very jump.
Oh, Christian Roque, imagine.
Christian Roque, imagine.
So, that's really cool.
Yeah.
Well, now you would have to go back and change it on all the movies you've done.
Yeah.
You'd have to go back.
Oh, food, like too.
What do you pass?
You're trolling me right now.
No.
And all the credits?
All the credit.
They're not going to give you your credit.
All the credits.
So this is a whole other convol, in my opinion, because this is her just saying, like, I'm not even going to take the name.
That's messed up.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's messed up.
she is that's that's probably her her personality no no like you also know who your girl is true
you know what i'm saying yeah like if she's giving you that it's not all of a sudden she was for
like a lack of a better term like submissive and now like hey i don't think i'm gonna change my
might as well just live in separate apartments yeah but you probably like that about her too
yeah you probably like that she got her own that she pays half that she probably all i love all of that
Damn it.
She has her law degrees.
You probably like that she has her own identity,
but then hate that she won't switch for you.
To Rodriguez.
It's like you want it for the good, but not the bad.
Yeah.
What type of situation have you been in with your partner when it comes to changing last names?
Did it take them forever?
Did you guys hyphenate?
Did you guys have a whole new last name?
Did you guys live your life with last names separate?
Okay.
And I know that 50% percent, the 50%?
divorce rate?
Yeah.
Maybe we got to talk about that too.
Like if that really affected your marriage, if you got divorced because of the last name not being the same, we want to hear from you.
Also, if you're still together and your last names are different.
I don't want to hear that.
No.
No, no, it happened.
We ain't doing that.
The name change is a real thing.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for.
The homie.
We got to help our guy, AJ, dude.
He's 32.
He's from the OC.
He's been with his girl six years.
The wedding is next year.
But like all of us, he was scrolling on Instagram and then saw a graphic that messed up his day, right?
The graphic said couples with different last names divorced at a 50% higher rate.
And then he was talking to his fiancee and she was like, yeah, babe, I'm thinking about keeping my last name, you know?
And he's like, what?
you know and she's saying that it's because her law degree has it she likes having her own
identity and it's a real big hassle to change it all this stuff but he is not feeling of
that oh and also she called his last name basic said rodrigo yeah that was rude that was
she can still keep her last name don't and still just add mine the dash the dash the dash
also is he even using his last name because it's rodriguez yeah but he's a jd he's probably
like anthony junior junior but he's like
Did he want?
Call me a good name.
You don't even use your last name.
True.
Right.
So they got into an argument about it.
Then he told her about the stat that he saw.
And then she's like, what, you're already thinking about divorce?
And it turned to a whole thing.
And, you know, now he's asking us if he's tripping about his fiancee keeping her last name when they get married.
Yeah.
And it seems like she don't even want to change it from the jump, which is very different from both mine and your situation.
Right, brother?
Like, you can change her name.
the certificate to yours, right?
But it just took a while to change it on, like, her ID and stuff, right?
No, I think she had to go through the whole process.
I don't remember exactly what she did.
See, ni savis, but she did go through it.
But the point is that she didn't have my last name, though,
until like about a year and a half ago.
On the marriage certificate that you sign, right?
You sign a marriage certificate.
On the bottom, it says, like, is anyone changing their last name?
And then you write the new last name of the person changing it.
But you stah, her passport.
Well, she, her passport didn't say Gutierrez.
Yeah, because she has to go get it changed to every one of them.
One by one.
She has to go to her social.
Oh, my God.
I'm getting mad all over.
If love isn't enough, then what is?
Well, then don't make her change your life name.
Because love is enough.
Are you guys on my team or what?
You know what?
Is this wrong bag?
Or just Nikki's back?
It's Nikki's bad.
What's going on?
What's the hell going on?
We love us some Nikki.
I will change my last name man now, though.
Then do it.
Roque.
It does take a while.
It is a hassle.
But to say, like, I'm not changing it.
Like, I don't know.
We're on our comments, on Instagram,
people are understanding of the,
I guess, the law degree that she has.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Of, like, that size her name and all of that.
Both men and women are like,
I wouldn't change my last name.
If I had a law degree.
It's not God's law, though.
God's law, it takes my last name.
Preach, brother.
Amen.
What is saying the Bible?
What is saying the Bible?
What?
No, it says it right there.
The seventh commandment.
It says, take your man's last name or else.
Or else?
No, it doesn't it.
Or else?
Or else no power la renta.
It does it.
The Bible does not command a wife to take her husband's last name.
What?
Which one are you talking about?
They probably predates last name.
That's not the first king, King James?
King James?
The Lebron James edition?
There's more.
There's more.
There's more.
Fixed family surnames did not exist during biblical times.
People use their father's name, like James' son, Jameson.
Their hometown like Jesus of Nazareth, he didn't have a last name.
Oh.
Let Jesus take the wheel.
That makes a lot of sense.
Scripture contains zero commands or examples regarding modern surname changes upon marriage.
Pick another excuse fools.
Yep.
The thing is this world is set up for, and we don't want to talk about it.
to set up for men to just chill and be, ah, you women.
To chill, don't?
Didn't this guy say, women, go cook, men, just eat.
Yesterday?
Oh, yeah, with tamales.
Yep.
Yeah, he did.
But he forgot the work part.
Women, go change your, go change.
No, I asked him, what do the guys do?
And he's like, no, we just eat.
We worked all day.
We want tamales.
Bien caillitos.
Can you always do that?
See?
Stop.
See?
That's the most single-est one in here.
Te cae.
See?
My food is cold.
My food's cold.
Come here, woman.
Get back in there and put this thing in the microwave.
What's up, Alicia?
Good morning.
Hi, Alicia.
Hi, Alicia.
Alicia, please bring some grace and light into this dark conversation.
This couple is tripping over a name change.
What happened with you?
He is tripping.
And honestly, I thought it was my husband.
calling like incognito
literally
he literally just showed me that
that freaking meme that we're talking
about about it's going around I saw it too
he sent it to me yesterday
keep in mind we've been married for six years
together for 11 years okay
he sent me that yesterday okay
how do you know it's not him
you know what I don't
I have a law degree
but you don't have his last name huh
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Alicia, so you have a lot of degree.
How important is that you can't just change the name on it?
No.
And I have, so I have three degrees.
You know, I'm an educated Latina over here.
And, yeah, so when we, I, you know, I have all my degrees.
I've been in the same industry for about 18 years, so everybody calls me by my last name.
So I understand her when she says, like, if her identity, you know.
You know?
So our big argument when we got engaged was I told them, I said, I'm not changing my last name.
So, you know, our whole honeymoon phase of being engaged was a little rocky because that was the biggest argument.
So my argument is, yeah, I have two sons.
They have his last name.
We don't have any kids of our own.
We're not planning on having kids of our own.
So I'm like, your lineage is already covered.
You got two boys.
Let me change your son's last names to his last name.
His, no, my stepson's already.
have his last. Oh, you said they're his son. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So there, you know,
that's his carry right there. He's got two boys that are going to carry that name. My dad only has
three girls. So that last name is going to die with us. And so I'm going to keep mine.
You know, so.
Well, this is the thing, too. I don't think you need, you don't need to change your last name as
the people will call you in the street. You can still be lawyer or whatever your last name is.
But on paper, you can take your husband's last name. You can still be whoever you are,
wherever you want to be in the world.
I don't know if you can't legally because that's her profession.
Yeah.
No, but that's like almost like her nickname.
If you said if people call you by your last name,
then that's like kind of like your career, which is her legal career.
Yeah.
Here was the compromise.
So we did compromise and my comment to him was when I took the marriage certificate,
I moved my maiden name to my middle name and I put my last name as his last name.
But I told him that's all you're getting on our marriage certificate.
My last name is your last name.
But I don't ask me to change.
my driver's license, my bank accounts, my passports, everything else says my last name.
Okay.
To your point then.
That's what you say?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's fine.
Yeah.
I mean, that's some kind of compromise.
That is.
I wouldn't be mine, but that's fine.
You know what I'm saying?
It was yours for 50 years.
Then we wouldn't be married, okay?
Yes.
Yes.
No, no, for sure.
For sure.
No, I get it.
But yeah, I mean, that's just, you know, I take pride in my last name.
As you should.
Me too.
See, that's where it gets.
It's weird.
And I totally understand.
It becomes like, damn, you don't want to, you don't want to rep me?
Yeah.
It becomes that.
But at the same time, imagine someone telling you change who you are to rep me.
Then you start thinking like, but what about me?
Like, what about who I am?
The ring, if you have a ring, I'm reping you, girl, everywhere I go.
You know what I'm saying?
See, this isn't.
It's not enough.
No.
No.
Well, as Mary Beyonce knows, I'd be concrete nose immediately.
Yeah.
And Beyonce can't tell you.
You cannot tell you girl that.
Beyonce kept her knolls.
Beyonce kept Knowles
because for her dad
because he only has daughters.
You know, so that's the same explanation.
Like, you want your name to carry on.
It doesn't carry on through your wife.
It carries on through your kids.
But almost seems like I want that,
like, because you're my wife.
Property.
Yeah.
You said it.
I mean, and it happens.
I mean, some women keep it for cloud as well.
You know what I'm saying?
You know, I don't want, but, you know,
you got Simmons, which she kept there for a really long time.
And she just now changed it after, I don't know how many years, right?
So I guess it just.
Angela.
No, Camara.
Camara.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Also, it's really hard to change your last name back.
Damn.
Yeah.
My aunt went through that.
Like, she was, like, going through.
And you're still going to get stuff of that last name.
You're all like.
Yeah.
And I guess my mom was married twice.
So she got like a whole bunch of last names.
It's all over the place for her.
She's like, she gets a mail of every last name that you could think.
The maiden.
Yeah, my last name, her second husband.
Oh my God.
Love you mom.
But see, you fools can leave him and all of that and still have the same last name.
Yeah, and I think my thing was never like an all to me.
I was like, until you change it or we leave.
It was more like, I mean, thought, 15 years.
I was like, hey, why?
Yeah, what I don't know.
What do I got to do?
Yeah.
Yeah, I wasn't bugging about it, but I was just kind of like, hey, you know what I'm saying?
Like, you kind of cool.
Hey girl
You know
Did it change anything
Once she did change her last name?
I love her the same
I said
Nothing
So then you're proving the point
No what I'm saying
No
I love her the same
I love her the same
Does it make me feel better
Yes it makes me feel better
Okay so that's what I'm saying
Yeah
Yeah
It's for your own
Do you feel more
No it's
Yeah
I mean appreciative
That she did it
Yeah as a man
I feel like she's taking
You know she's taking pride
In the last name
That I carry
Yeah that was my question
Yeah
My mom actually, I'm just thinking about it.
My mom has never changed her last name.
Until this day, she's like, no, I'm never going to change.
I'm never going to be.
She's like, I'm never going to be Fermanes.
Damn, why not?
That's crazy.
She's very prideful like that.
She's like, nope.
She's prideful and her dad, her lineage, her family, because that stuff can get lost too.
Yeah.
That stuff can get lost too.
It's a weird ego dynamic.
It's not meant to offend you as the man, but also what about my dad as my father?
I guess it just depends how traditional this you are
when it comes to your relationship
and how you, what adaptations you want to bring
into your family.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's go to Elisa.
I know.
And she changed it already.
She changed it already.
Nah, I'm so thinking about it.
Like, why it took so long?
Elisa.
She has a lot on her plate.
That's why.
You know?
And it took time.
And I'm sure she was thinking about it too.
I always had in the back of my mind
Before I changed, like, oh, I got to do that.
I got to do that.
I got to do that.
It's just a really, it's a hassle.
Elisa in La Pente.
What's up, Elisa?
Hi, it's Alyssa.
Sorry.
I don't know if you heard me right on the homie-up line.
Alyssa.
Hello.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Okay, so I got married pretty young.
I'm still pretty young, but I got married at 19.
Damn.
And I, yeah, I got married because he was in the military.
I wanted to be with him.
And I did sign papers saying that I was going to change my name, but I never did it, like, actually, like, through, like, on my password, on my social security card and my lessons, and it ended up being a big thing.
He kind of ended up telling me, like, well, why don't you change your last name?
We're married.
And I'm like, but it doesn't make a difference.
I think I didn't want to change it because my last name is Rios, and I had, like, sentimental values to it.
just because I played sports my whole life,
and that's what I was referred by growing up.
But now we're not married anymore, so I guess.
Oh.
I don't know.
It was just a big thing.
That was something major in you.
You're the stat.
That's what broke the camel's back, like that right there?
No, it was not the reason why, but I know he did hold something against me towards it,
because towards ends when we were already having problems, he already mentioned, like,
hey why didn't you ever change her last name like we why do we get married in the first place
you know did you ever even love yeah yeah that does come and he has the point because then it's like
it's a never-ending fight uh para when it was six number one for hip-hop in linwood shout us to all the
pretzs in limwood yeah what were you saying and if he's in the military he also probably goes by
his last name and it has a lot to do with his identity so he's probably feeling the same way as
you like damn girl take all my last name they call me so and see so that's so understandable but it
always has to be the girl that changes it that has to like submit to that because if she grew up
all with rios her whole time and people knowing her as that her building up that identity she met you
she loves you but she's not you so that name what can she do with that name if she did so much
with her last name you feel like there's so much attachment that we ask and i don't mean to get like
on my on my pro women stuff but it is what it is there's so much identity that i put into that
and now it's disrespectful if I don't drop all of that
and change it to your last name.
Yeah.
You know? On the strength that I love you.
You love me too.
Yeah.
So why don't we just make a last name?
Yeah, but letty, men didn't make these rules.
Yeah, you guys did.
Oh, yeah, we did.
That man went to war.
When?
The lease that she did.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
That's right.
That woman had your kids.
She is fighting a war.
Hold on.
We don't know that they had kids.
I know.
I'm just saying.
Yeah.
He went.
Andrews.
Hold on.
Because he was to war.
Wait, no, hold on.
Because that you were like,
Are you taking Marcus' last name?
And thorns that too.
No, Greg, Greg, Greg.
It's her prerogative, though.
I'm just saying.
Greg's right.
That guy went to war.
She played soccer.
We don't know that that guy went to war.
That man is serving the U.S. of A.
I played sports.
Hey, you didn't go pro?
You didn't get on statue like Lisa Leslie.
If your name is Lisa Leslie, guess what?
I'm concrete Leslie, baby.
It's what it means to you.
Yeah.
It's what it means to you.
I'm insane.
Like, you know what I'm saying.
And then, like,
Like, what did I do with your last name?
What did you do with your last name?
Yeah.
With my last name?
No, like the guy.
Like, what did he do with his last name?
Yes.
He's out there.
Just.
What did AJ do with his last name?
True.
She's a lawyer.
That's my last name, dude.
Like, she's a lawyer.
And you probably like that.
You like it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's probably wrote an argument.
Yeah, my team.
You like that about her.
Oh, yeah.
And, look, if she's a lawyer,
she's going to win this argument.
She's going to change her last name.
Right, you're right, you're right.
Did you ever at maybe thought, maybe like,
Maybe.
Orca Martinez.
Never.
Never.
He's very prideful in his last name.
And he made a name as a great photographer in hip-up with his last name.
And to me, my first name, I feel, is what people know me by.
You know what I'm saying?
Martinez is big to me because my dad.
And it makes me feel like connected and Juanahua and the Martinez and everything.
But it's Paniche.
And I love it.
And I love it.
And they have to tell people how to.
how to spell it every time.
And then the other day I'm like,
it's peniche like like ceviche.
And he's like, not like ceviche.
And I was like, okay.
Like metiche.
Peniche.
No, but then I'm like, I feel like a pasta now.
I want to order the Leticia Paniche.
And the next chicken alfredo.
But here we are.
And you love it.
That live al-a-l-l-mour.
Gutierrez.
Nikki Gutierrez.
Are you going to make people do condi?
Yeah.
Actually, I don't know.
I was disowned by my family, so.
Oh, my God.
They see me, they're like, you're not a conde, you're Rodriguez.
So I'm like, that's fine.
Oh, my dad are hard.
Yeah, so.
Rodriguez is your mom's.
My mom's last name.
Why you gotta get all sad?
Yeah, it's like, I don't want my father's lineage to keep going.
But look at you now, tell him right now.
Where are you at?
I'm not a condo.
Oh.
To this day,
that's why you marry someone who is conde and.
Yeah,
you're going to act to.
Yeah, good luck.
I don't find anybody out there that's conde.
Condé.
Maybe just C.
Maybe just C.
Just a C.
Ponte.
Mississippi.
We're talking about last name.
Is this a heavy topic?
I know.
It is.
Changing the last name and not.
EG's girl said,
hey, we're getting married next year.
I don't want to change my last name.
I have a lot degree.
It's so much that I have tied to my last name.
And.
Oh, J.
That's what she said.
He didn't say dude.
He didn't say dude.
Okay. Joanna. Joanna in South Central.
Good morning, Joanna.
What's up, Joanna?
Good morning, Brownbug.
Hi.
Good morning.
Joanna, you have a bit of a different situation with you and your man, right?
Yes.
So I'm actually on the other end.
So I've been with my husband for 14 years now, married for 12.
and from the get-go when we decided we were going to get married,
he was like, I don't think you should change your last name.
I think, you know, you don't want to go through the Social Security Office and this and that.
And I felt a certain way because I was like, why don't you want to give me your life?
Because it's been on divorce and you.
No, reverse psychology.
Right.
Reverse psychology.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Nah, nah.
Ain't no, dude.
No, no, baby, don't do that.
Don't do that.
Because what happened?
What ended up happening?
So that he can be, are you married?
No, I'm not.
So what ended up, what ended up happening was that I didn't end up taking his last name.
What I was able to do is just add the Garcia at the end, not even hyphen, just like a second last name, which you guys know here in the U.S., like that's not even a thing.
like you don't really use your second last time.
So I didn't have to make any changes.
But again, now we've been married this long.
We have six kids together.
Wow.
They're all Garcia's except for me.
And so now he's like, maybe you should change your last.
And I'm like, well, now I'm not paying for that.
Like we had the chance to do it when we first got married.
And you didn't want that, you know?
No, that kid don't even want to be Garcia.
He's crying about it in the background.
Can you mute your baby, please?
He's kind of distracting.
He's having the moment.
Put them on silent.
Get them.
Please put them on silent.
There's six of them.
I'm so sorry.
Joanna, six is crazy.
Six is crazy, Joanna.
Do you have a school bus?
Why do you take them all?
So I drive an 06 Toyota Sienna.
Okay.
For my car, very light.
Very beautiful.
But guys, like I honestly, sometimes when we're seeing eye to eye, like, I do go back.
I can be petty like that and be like, you didn't even want me to take your last time because now he's like, oh, yeah, you're right.
Like, because we just started a business not too long ago.
And so our, because we're all jades also, like our kids and ourselves, I actually have eight kids.
I had two kids before I was.
Oh, Joanne.
Dr. John, Mom, you're all fertile.
Joanna.
Don't even look at her, my guy.
Eight?
Right?
Seim pregna when you look at her.
Oh, Cho.
Yes.
Like, I am super...
Just FYI, you guys, there must be something in the water when you go to jail
because that's a guy that I had that situation before I met my husband.
And I honestly feel like that's probably one of the reasons.
What the hell are you talking about?
What is that pregnant in jail or what happened in jail?
Or what?
What does jail have...
No, no, no.
No.
I met my husband right after I had sat in Linwood fighting.
Again, I would.
growing up around the gang injunction time and so like that's a different story.
You went to jail.
She's an ex-criminal.
I went to jail.
Yes.
And I honestly, that kind of relates also to why I wanted to take his last friend because to be honest you guys after like two years and so a month.
Yeah?
No.
They can't find me if I use your last name.
Come on, I could commit more scams.
She's like, babe, let's go on the witness protection program.
Joanna, you're crazy girl.
I did too much dirt with this, man.
What did you do to sit down?
You were just affiliated?
Because you said gang injunctions.
Yeah.
So, you know, when your parents tell you growing up, Miha, like, I don't like those friends.
And you're like, oh, no, they're just my friends.
Like, that's guilty by association.
Like, for sure, definitely.
It's never your fault.
I didn't rob the house.
I was just the lookout.
No, Jollo, mommy.
So my deal said.
Joanna, what was your hood name?
I didn't know a hoodning.
I didn't.
But we also used to, I'm not going to lie, like growing up.
up like we were you know echo parker was like the movie right so it's like
all of that so
a whisper all that girl right i was
a fertile
la embarrassedada
yeah that would probably be like my nickname now
but what i wanted to say was i think also meeting my husband after that experience and then
like i felt like i wanted that sense of belonging because for so long i was referred to
Perez 252 you know for like almost three years of my life so it was something that I
think now I can see why I was so like hurt by him not letting me take his last name yeah he didn't
let you in the game he didn't let you in the Garcia game he didn't want his credit to drop
she just started her own like kids there's so many Garcia's it there wasn't nothing special
oh just like AJ's fiance you have six special kids right now they're Garcia's
They are. They are Garcia's and I still like if it really, like if it wasn't for the financial
like aspect of it and like the time, because if I had time back then now with all these kids,
I definitely don't have the time to be.
The last time we looked into it, I think it was like in the $800 range.
Damn.
I was about you. Never mind.
It is, bro. Thank you so much.
All embarrassed.
The incarcerated,
uncarcelada,
embarrassed
no,
don't mind.
Thank you, Perez
252.
Hey, Perez, 252.
Get out yourself.
I'm guilty by
Felicious.
My boy laughs
as she gets pregnant.
That's crazy.
She's just pregnant
just us talking about it.
Yeah.
She's like,
I'm pregnant.
I'm pregnant.
I feel weird.
I'm so hungry right now.
Yeah, me too.
Crazy, Carol.
It does cost a lot.
Because think, if you,
if you lose your
your ID if you lose your passport.
How much you have to pay for to replace it?
It's essentially getting a replacement one because it has to change everything.
You have to get a new one.
And then there's the fee for changing the name.
Then you got to go to Walgreens and take everyone.
Picture.
God, God forbid, you have to do all that.
Yes.
We're out here fighting wars for today.
There's no warrior fighting.
You're not.
There's literally no warrior.
I go out there and I fight every single day.
There's literally no.
Every time I get on stage, it's me against 300 people.
Antonio.
I'm right camera watch right now.
I'm fighting Angie right now.
Antonio,
in the San Fernando Valley.
What's up, bro?
What's happening?
How are you guys doing, Brownback?
Great.
We're talking about name changes.
The homie AJ's girl told him,
I don't want to change my last name,
and it tripped him out,
especially after he was looking on social media
and saw a stat that said 50% of people divorced
that don't change their last name.
What do you got to say, brother, man?
I mean, I hope I don't end up getting divorced
after being on the radio like this, that's for sure.
Oh, what?
I want you a real name of social security number.
You know, just for talking about the story,
But my story is that my wife was pretty young when we decided to get engaged.
And we're both in the entertainment business and her family has, I don't know, three generations in the business.
And so her reasoning for, or I should say her dad's reasoning for not taking on my name fully was because, you know, that last name holds weight in her industry.
And at first, I think I was probably a little hurt.
But then, I mean, me, myself, in my business, I don't even use my given name anyway.
I usually work under an alias.
So it kind of felt like.
What do you guys do?
What do you guys do?
What industry?
Which last name would hold weight in the P industry?
Since?
Since?
They usually don't, like, there's not legacy.
Yeah.
There's not family legacy.
Ron Jeremy's kid?
Yeah, there's no Ron Jeremy Jr.
Like, they usually want and done in that industry.
It's music or movies.
Yeah.
What industry are we talking?
So I'm in the music business
And my wife is in the television and film industry
She does
She does hair
But her dad
Is it Sassoon?
Are she part of the Sasoons?
The Vidal Sassoon
I wish
Then we wouldn't have to work
But no
I mean it made sense to me
After a little while
You have to say
What industry is it?
No, what's the last name?
What are you talking about?
For her?
Yeah
Yeah
Madrigal is her last name
What the hell?
Encanto?
Yes, exactly
She was the television?
Yeah, she does hair.
She does.
In the news industry?
Yeah, she does hair.
And then what do you, and then your music, so what do you do?
He changed his last name.
So I sing, I'm a lead singer.
I do a lot of live television and I also sing for like film and like animation stuff.
And then I also just kind of go away.
Sing a song.
Yeah, so I don't know if you guys are familiar with the film.
You guys familiar with the film.
film Coco.
Yeah.
Of course.
Yeah.
So you guys know
Ernesto de la Cruz?
Yes.
I'm the singing voice
for that guy.
A ver.
Prove it.
Prove it.
Prove it.
No, because he took
someone else's rhymes.
Prove it.
I can't do it right now.
Two in the morning.
I got a brown bag over my head.
What?
Okay, Antonio.
Antonio.
Can you just sing?
Can you just sing brown bag mornings?
Can you just make it like cute?
So you're Antonio solo.
You guys don't even have a jingle for me to sing.
What do you mean?
Well, make it up.
You're an artist.
You make it up.
Oh, my gosh.
It is 822 in the morning.
You know how much mucus I have on my voice right now?
No way.
It's here.
Me, me, me.
It sounds like you're lying then, Antonio.
It sounds like you're lying, Antonio.
And that's why your father-in-law said for her not to take your last name.
Possiblymente, but I don't think that's the truth.
I mean, for me, anymore.
I think we've probably had this conversation maybe like once since then.
But anymore, man, all I want to do is just, you know, do laundry and do taxes with her.
I mean, it's 18 years later.
We have two kids.
And it's been wonderful.
And it's really been not a part of the conversation.
And we've even had the conversation of what I have taken her last name.
And I mean, I don't know.
To me, it didn't really matter because I don't use my given name anyway.
But, you don't use Antonio Sol?
Yeah.
No, that's what I use for my work.
Oh.
That's his, oh, Antonio's son.
Ah.
Got it.
Got it.
It's like I'm being gaslit right now.
Antonio, we're looking at you, by the way.
We just go.
No, I think it's him.
Yeah, it's him.
It's for sure him.
No, he's posting all that stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's fair.
We love that you listen to us.
Yeah.
We appreciate you.
Absolutely.
You guys make me laugh every day.
Man, we love it for that.
What happened to him?
I don't know.
Oh, Ernesto de la Cruz.
Yes, no.
Does that mean we have to like Ernesto de la Cruz in Coco?
I always do.
He's the aw.
No, we can't.
That's a lot.
Hispanic Heritage Man.
Wow.
Isn't the Coco to him coming?
Yeah.
In a few years.
In a few years.
And the ride too.
By the way, he said to not change the last name.
He did.
Her?
Oh, wait.
Yeah. Yeah.
all enamored with Ernesto de la Cruz that you didn't hear that he was on the side of the girl
you know who would never change your last name Ernesto de la Cruz he would have never done that
yeah he would just stole somebody else's yeah we made a little mistakey stake this concrete he
wanted to get away with not doing the weather this morning you're the leader you're the leader
I saw you move on and I was like you know what I'm just going to rip my
you saw me move on because you guys were talking into the commercials
weather.
It's time to do your weather.
Let's do it.
Come on.
You ready?
Let's get to it.
You ready?
For those of you just tuning in, never heard concrete weather.
It's this thing that we do where he provide charity to a young brown man and let him come on.
Guys, I did five years of meteorology school.
The least you did.
No, you did it.
No, you did it.
Yes, I did.
Tell me the different kinds of meteors.
Exactly.
First of all.
Tell me different kinds of clouds.
School doesn't mean meter.
Mediology.
It's not meteor.
It's not like meteor like, you know, rocket, you know.
Space.
All right.
What kind of clouds are there?
Yeah.
There's only white clouds, black clouds, whatever.
No.
There's nimbus cloud.
There's different ones.
There is?
Yeah.
You guys, I'm just checking me sure you guys know what you're talking about.
What's an offshore flow?
When I'm spitting bars at the beach.
Offshore flow
Here we go
Offsore floater
Weather weather time
And now the weather
With
Concrete Storm
Peritos it is going down
For the weather
Wednesday September 23rd
First we get all Shakespearean
In the city of Murietta
I'm Robio and my girl is Julietta
93 and 61 degrees at night
Next we put down the Mica and the city of Norwalk
Last night I had seven
Thank God it wore off
because I would have been battle here today.
89 degrees and 66 degrees at night.
Now we get on the 110 and go south to the city of Carson.
Brown bag is Showtime, baby.
So call us Magic Johnson.
84 and 66 degrees.
And lastly, we let the haters crash out
while we're in the city of Marina del Rey with Thusher and Good Hands.
Call us Allstate.
81 degrees and 65 degrees at night.
It's going to be a beautiful day today in California.
Perito's going to be some hot, some cold, some cool.
Ah.
Oh,
Murietto, you're going to be 93 and 61,
Norwalk 89 and 66,
Carson, 84 and 66 at night,
and Marina del Rey,
you're going to be at a beautiful 81 and 65 degrees.
Peritos is your boy concrete from Bamberg mornings on Power 106.
Benedict than never.
Let's go.
Esomer.
Hey, you guys, I was looking up who Ernesto de la Cruz is the act,
because homie's the singer.
Who's the voice?
The singing voice.
Isn't this, uh,
La Bamba, dude?
Benjamin and Bradman.
Yeah, he is Benjamin.
Yeah.
So he's Ernestero Cruz the talking part.
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
He's like Jason Weaver was the voice of singing voice of Simba.
Oh, no, I know that.
But I didn't know that.
I know there was different voices.
But I don't know.
He specifically, I mean either.
Richie Valens and La Bamba played Ernest La Cruz.
That's crazy, actually.
Richie Valens, no.
That's why I said, is he La Bamba?
Oh, yeah.
No, he's not La Bamba.
That's the Gallo Negro from Blu Blu' Blu' out.
Oh, okay.
That's Lou Diamond Phillips.
Boom.
I mix them up.
Yeah, you did.
I mix them up.
I could see it.
Not on Hispanic Heritage Month.
Yeah.
E.
All right.
Well, we got some money for you.
Yep.
We got money.
Let's make it up with some church.
Dang.
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You guys want to talk about something for a minute?
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Um, nothing what's up with you?
Oh, God.
Oh, my goodness.
I'll do that on this on.
Yikes.
It beaks teachings.
Teaching you words that sound bad, but it's actually not what you think.
All for Hispanic Heritage Month.
Brought to you and sponsored by the gods.
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Oh, my God.
Perrito, check it out.
Today's words can be used to scramble,
fry, or use the question to somebody's courage, Peritos.
Because today's word,
is webo
The normal meaning is simply
eggs perritos
All right
The translation
I want eggs with chorizo
Do you want
uevos with your chorizo
Vic?
Every morning
Do you like
organic wevels?
Yeah those are the best kind
Do you have wevos?
Yes
Because that is another translation
You can use it
People also use it
To say
Webos are used
Also as testicles
No way
So you can say
Tienesuevos or no
Vic.
Yes.
One dozena?
You got 12 those?
Wow, that's a crazy.
How does that even work?
What?
I like Webo's conweeney, though.
That's your prerogative.
The food.
There's a food.
No, that's not what we're talking about.
We switched from that.
Everybody says Weevo's going to winnie's bomb.
It is fire.
Yeah.
To each throne.
What do you mean?
No, you do your thing, brother.
That's fire.
No judgment.
It's good.
Do you have your hands or a fork?
With the three?
Come on.
You posted Wevos Coweenies literally like yesterday the day before that, the peak.
Yes, I know.
But I'm talking about the meaning right now.
The meaning is, it's, it's, yeah, but people also use it as testic.
In the derogatory, yeah.
Well, I don't think it's derogatory.
I just think, like somebody says, you know, yeah, it's a different meaning, you know.
So if I say, tu tini de los veloos, Vic, what does that mean?
Your eggs are well put on.
So no, no, you're a woman.
You have eggs.
No, no, no.
No.
Tendres los
Wos
means that you have
balls of steel,
man.
You are a man.
They're in the right
place.
You have the right courage.
You wouldn't have to put up a fight.
You know what I'm saying?
You can also
Te puas strya los wavos.
You know what I'm saying?
If somebody kicks you in the webos.
What does that mean?
That's bad.
If your girl can't find your
weas.
It's all bad.
Yeah.
You're too young for her, bro.
You know, hey, that's the big steachins.
So today, man, go make some webbles with weenie for.
Yeah, that's bomb.
Yes, all right.
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
Wow.
Go to MacArthur Park unless you want to buy a fake ID.
Anyone else?
Want to see zombies.
Zombies.
Well, now you can go if you want to see just.
Justin Bieber.
What?
Yesterday, the Bebe was randomly at MacArthur Park,
and someone posted a video of him performing.
He had his little setup with mics.
He had his guitar.
And this guy, Real Derry Larry,
said Justin Bieber just readily pull up to MacArthur Park.
The audience is just me, three nurses,
and like 14 homeless guys.
Crazy.
Listen to this.
Me in the fan of with the roof gone.
That's awesome.
That's so cool.
That's how you could tell he does it for the love.
Like, he really loves performing.
Or that's where he knows people won't care about him because they're in their own little world.
Yeah.
That's true.
Like the zombies, like you said, Con.
Yeah.
He's some other hipster.
Like, oh, this guy.
Yes.
Oh, you're right.
I don't know how he fits right in.
Or he got the bolsa and just stayed there.
He pulled up for something.
He got the bolsa up for here.
He got to go.
He got so fanny.
He forgot where he was.
was.
To go over here.
Oh, God.
This one wants to be
Justin Bieber so bad.
True.
Like an impersonator?
He doesn't even notice
that it's him.
Yeah, man.
He stayed after.
He was signing things for people.
He signed a guy's wheelchair.
That's so cool.
But what's going to end up happening
is people are going to be like,
hey, you can see Justin Bieber
at McCarthy Park, and they're going to get a
crazy awakening when they put up.
Oh, what they're going to see instead?
Yes.
Because now it's going to be like, this is a spot.
for like the Justin Bieber sightings.
You're going to be...
Maybe.
Van A lot of Beaver fevers,
but it's not going to be Justin Bieber.
Van Aver.
All right, that was,
Don't you know,
I'm local concrete.
For favor, despaertate.
Porfiz.
Do it, come here?
Now what's going on?
Cheesemason with Angie.
Oh, my goodness.
Okay.
Katie Perry's ex.
Orlando Bloom.
Uh-huh.
He's no actor from Pirates of the Caribbean,
right?
Yes.
Dude, he has a new movie coming out
call Bucking Fastered, right?
And in that's a movie...
Funny.
Yeah, they flipped the F and the Bs.
And that movie, dude,
they filmed a threesome
with two sisters.
And their actual
sisters, like, blood, real-life
sisters. Who's directed this film? Future?
No.
Two sisters?
Equally.
No, but they're like, it's like, it's graphic.
They're having a threesome, and it's like, it's
getting people split because some are saying, like,
this is really weird. I get
they're actors, but they are sisters having a threesome with Orlando Bloom.
Weird.
But it is acting.
Isn't it not real?
Yeah.
And so other people are split saying like, well, this is their job.
They're doing their job.
No, but in acting, they're not doing it.
Yeah.
So they're not actually.
They're acting that they're doing it.
Yeah.
But there's like, I mean, like, there's some reality that they're still like doing stuff.
Because even the director was like, I'm not going to direct this sex scene.
I'm going to actually let them play with it.
Yeah.
They're going to be doing it.
They have.
They make.
do things that make them have like Ken body parts and Barbie body parts.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sometimes they even have doubles.
Yeah.
Sometimes they even have doubles, you know, like body doubles.
Yeah.
Who are these sisters?
Yeah.
The sisters are actually Rooney, Mada, and Kate Mata.
So I looked at them and they're actually very known.
Like Kate Mara, she's actually been on Fantastic Four and the astronaut.
Whereas her sister, Rooney, she's been in the girl with a dragon tattoo and collateral beauty.
Hey.
Oh, they're known.
Yeah.
did this for the love of the game.
I don't think he read the script.
He was like, oh.
Oh, no, he was saying he loved the script.
Yeah.
Yeah, right.
No, honestly, he even put out a statement about this because they asked him about the...
He's all shoot.
The scene.
Cut, let's do it again.
God, I messed up.
I messed up.
Let's run it back.
Man, the light was in my face.
No, he called the threesome very...
He described it as carnal, but also very sincere.
He's all like, there is such simplicity to the characters and their carnal desires, but
also an interesting.
innocence to the sisters.
What hell is he talking about Shakespeare?
I'm trying to make it artistic, bro.
He's matching two sisters.
You're a horny.
And the guys will watch it because of that.
Artistic, heartistic.
Hardistic.
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What's 9 plus 10?
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Look at this studious.
Food.
The female species cannot keep a secret, and now it is definitely a real thing because
science had so peritos, with over 3,000 women surveyed from ages 18 to 65.
All right.
Four and ten women survey said that they had trouble keeping a secret
even when it was personal or embarrassing.
When they tell somebody it was often a personal close to them,
a partner or their mom or best friend.
You know why I'm telling you?
But don't tell no one.
Yeah.
Why can't you girls keep a secret, dog?
Why do we have to do?
The girls are the one surveyed, by the way.
It says that on average.
They didn't survey any dudes, right?
No, no, no, no, no, man, because we can keep secrets, okay?
Yeah.
It said that women survey, the super specific number, was 47 hours and 15 minutes based on a survey and answers.
What is it with like, you girls can't keep a secret, not even for 40, not even for days, dog.
How long they can keep it?
Yeah, I don't know.
It's just like the urge of like, oh, I need to tell someone.
Yeah, well, why you tell me?
Well, they need a survey man because.
You know that I say in like today, why you tell me?
What's the fun of it?
Because I'm going if I can't.
You can't even keep your own secret.
No, I can't.
You told me your secret.
When I, when things happen, I immediately text my girl.
Aista?
Yeah.
They need to survey dudes.
I think dudes are more cheese, mosas than women, I think.
They are.
So it would be less than 48 hours?
Oh, for sure, dog.
For sure, for sure, dog.
I'm going to snitch on.
She knows all the tea.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I just, I just feel like women, you guys can't keep a secret.
So then she's mosas.
What is the thing girl?
You're a woman with us because you said that you can't keep a secret.
I'm a com padre.
You're a comrade.
Connie.
Connie.
Let's go, Connie, girl.
I'll tell my mom something and it's like a secret and then two hours later, all my Tias know.
Why do you tell her then?
Because I'm my mom.
If at some point when you don't learn, you want me to tell.
I trust my mom.
I'm like, Mom, why the hell are you telling everybody right now?
Like, it's a secret.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, moms be telling me.
Oh, yeah.
Everybody, the bad old, darling.
My mom always tells me all my sister's secret.
I'm like mom I didn't need to know that she's oh I'm just telling you she told me not to tell you but I'm gonna tell you and I'm just like oh god now I know you tell my secrets if you don't want somebody to know tell a girl because they'll like Connie or me yeah I'll tell everybody immediately I'll tell her right here live on radio right now yeah I think that's the thing too I guess the what's important is having the one person that you can blab to so that you get it out your system yeah yeah yeah I think you shared your
were me because you couldn't keep it and you want me to keep it I have to have that
safe person and then I can I your secret safe yeah I got it out that's chat for me
you chat chat Gpti oh you tell chat GPD yeah knows all the gossip all those all my
secrets and everything I just wasting water over there someone with your secrets chat
chp t gets me chat last night I saw a video it made me feel funny
wait wait wait yeah confused you gotta not tell your homies with a lot of followers
honestly because you just think about how they can
broadcast your problems to the world
I told a homie one thing one time and I ended up being a skit
What? You ain't looking at me
No
Okay, what was it?
It's another homie but no it's a-
What was a skit?
I'm not going to tell my secret
What's a skit?
Yeah, just say it now
If it was a skit, it's already out there
What's going on? Come on, Vic, that was no man
We would never tell nobody
That's it
Why would you have millions of listeners?
You have millions of listeners across the globe.
Annoy.
We want to know now.
We're a great tease.
Right?
It's a great tease.
Stay tuned next week.
We won't care.
If you want the world to know, tell a girl, all right?
Shoot the Jay.
Shoot it.
Playball!
All right, you guys.
A former Laker said he's the Ray J of the NBA.
And that could mean a million things.
Yeah, what does that mean?
But I think I know what he's saying, all right?
The player is Nick Young.
You know, he's played for Lakers with Kobe,
played for the Clippers, USC, tap tie, all that, right?
The meme.
The meme, yes, the confuse meme.
People know him for that.
And I told you about the crazy things that he said last week on a podcast.
Let me refresh your memory if you don't remember.
Would you rather do five years in minimum security prison
or be let Aaron Donald and Miles Garrett take turns teeing off on you for five minutes?
They just get to hit you as hard as they want to for five minutes.
For five minutes.
Yeah, over five years.
Yes.
They could run a train on me for five.
No, no, that's the five years.
That's what's going to happen.
That's why I don't want to do that.
Oh, oh.
No, I don't want five years of a train.
I take five minutes of a train.
Hey, yep.
I think he, yeah, he definitely mistake whatever they were saying,
because there ain't no way.
That was a little different way to say, like, to hit you, the teeing off on you.
Yeah.
So I get how he got confused.
They explained it.
If somebody told me, I'm going to tee off on you,
I would never think.
I would not know with them.
At all.
I think in golf.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yeah.
I would have.
I'm going to lay down.
Something like that, right?
Well, I went and searched.
Like, what has Ray J.
said that's also in this same vein?
Maybe that's what he's referring to, right?
His Nick Young posted that he's the Ray J.
Exactly.
Yeah.
So then I went in search.
Like, all right, what does Ray J do?
What has he said recently that maybe makes Nick Young that he think he's just like
Ray J.
And this is what Ray Jays said recently.
Why you keep you offering me a shower, bro?
I got a shower around here.
And like you said, like,
I got to take a shower, but you're not taking the shower.
You know what I'm going to go take you.
I'm going to take a shower, dude.
You don't take the shower with me.
I think I'm always trying to get in in the shower with you.
Because that's all you want to do.
Bro, I did that already, bro.
I ain't got to get in the shower with nobody else, bro.
So he famously took a shower with Kaisenade on the street one time.
And so he's also just appeared in all suds and showed up and been like, all right, like, who wants to shower?
And so Adrian Broner was like, bro, do you want to shower?
Like, I don't want to shower with you.
And he's like, I don't want to shower with you.
I already showered with Kaisanai.
He's the biggest streamer.
I don't want to shower with you.
So I'm like, okay, maybe he's thinking like, okay, yeah, me and Ray J just say
sus things.
And that's why we're similar.
I'm like the Ray J of the NBA.
I don't know.
You don't think that?
No, I thought maybe like he goes viral, like Ray J goes viral.
Yeah.
Similar.
Yeah, for stuff that's not what he's actually, like, like Nick Young is an NBA player.
He's a singer, but they go viral for their shenanigans.
I thought they were going to say like, oh, man, we've, you know, banged the same tricks or something.
Yeah, there's no way.
That too?
I thought that was going to be the correlation.
It could be.
I feel like they just say these wild outlandish things and they're very similar.
Well, I totally get it.
I'd be saying some crazy things on here.
You're the Ray J of Brownback.
Morning.
What the hell?
I know.
Yeah.
