Brown Bag Mornings - 09/24/26 He Cashed My Deposit!?!? 💰😈 | Brown Bag Mornings

Episode Date: September 24, 2026

The squad attempts to mediate a legendary Homie Helpline featuring Sammy, the ultimate "Bendy" who paid over $1,000 for an apartment only for a new man to send him selfies from the bathroom. Between Greg's "original crash out" story about an Arizona husband and delusional exes trying to sabotage marriages, the crew dives into why Will Smith turned down The Matrix and reacts to the "stinky old woman" in Santa Clarita terrorizing street vendors. 🏠🦁🌯[Edited by @iamdyre 😢]Chapters(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local(3:18) Chisme(5:35) Petty Police(9:52) Scrolling(12:16) The Weather W/ Concrete!(13:21) Homie Helpline(43:20) Tepic's Teachings(46:12) Chisme(52:09) Studious Foo(55:30) Play Ball Experience the Culture: Catch Brown Bag Mornings and the rest of the network 24/7 on the Amplified Voices TV app: amplifiedvoices.com/podcast-brown-bag/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey, don't make your life harder than it needs to be. You really want to type Brat back mornings every single time? Nah, just hit the subscribe button, Perrito. Do it. Go! This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Local, local. Yo. Someone or something in establishment turned 77 years old.

And because of that, they're selling something for 77 cents. do we want to guess the establishment. Think long-standing SoCal area. 1711? No, no, no. The seven, if you,

oh, here we go. Oh, my God. Seven times one and then the other one of 77. Oh, I get you. You see what I'm saying? No. I feel like,

if you multiply 11 by seven times, the 77, dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no, it's not them and something. How was it not that? You just said long-standing Los Angeles state establishment?

That's a good guess. Yeah. It's a fantastic case. In-N-Out. No. I think In-N-Out might be older. Okay. Let me see how old.

No. Younger. Yeah, it has to be younger. It's younger. I'm going to say like a movie theater or something. Oh, that's good. Imagine 77 cents tickets? Yeah, because movie.

They've been around forever. The industry would crash. A couple things. Okay. Angie, you're not right in like the answer of what I'm talking about, but they do, there are 77 in and out. Oh. They opened their first location October 22nd, 1948.

Wow. Oh, it is old. It is old. It is an old gal. This is a little golden girl over there. No, I'm talking about norms. Norms. Like the restaurant?

Norms? Yes. Who goes there? Oh, hey, whoa, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I used to service norms. I used to service the orange juice machines.

Shut up. Yes. I used to service them. Yeah, because I used to work at a company. And I used to service them. and I used to service their juice machines. And I used to go in there and replace the concentrate juice and clean them. Like fix it?

Yeah, so make sure that people got their little breakfast and there was always seignores in there. It's fire. It's fire. So if the juice machine was ever broken at norms between the years of, when, when? 2007, 2009. It was concrete. Yes, they're turning 77 today. And to celebrate, they got 77 cent hot cake stacks.

Nice. 77 gang and I'm screaming it. That's tight. Yeah, that's tight. There's one in El Monte. My mom always goes because she works at an H&R block. There's one off of Roscoe and Woodman. I think it's still there.

Yeah, no, I'm just fired. You're looking at us like, ugh. I don't know. I've gone and I had really bad service. Oh. And then. It's their birthday, Angie. I know.

And then after that, I was like, yeah, never again. It's so good. Oh, it's her birth, oh, it's a bass. It's the number one. And number one for pancakes. Her pancake. Hey, it's a deal. A deal is a deal.

77. Guess what, guys. Breakfast on me. All around. Do you come here? Now what's going on? Boom! She's Mation with Angie.

Okay, you guys, Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Child actor. Simba. Yes. Yeah, yeah, he played. Danger. I walk on the wild side. I laugh in the face of danger.

Cutie Pye. Home improvement. Dude, he was popping in the 90s. A ton of 90s classics. And then he went, M.I.A. We didn't see him. Yeah. He was in my dreams a few times.

Whoa. Hell yeah. Yours too? Yeah. He was. He was a cutie pie. Yeah, but he went into Heidi. We don't know what the hell happened to him.

Like he went out of the spotlight. But recently, on Monday, he started making headlines because this fool got arrested and he kicked the cop in the stomach. What? All while being drunk, dude. So apparently all this went down on Monday night, right? Apparently he was in a car where the driver was intoxicated, right? So they get pulled over. The cops were trying to see, like, check them for the DUI whole testing, right?

Yeah. Jonathan Taylor Thomas thinks it's a good idea to get out of the car drunk. That's when he starts to try to distract the cops from continuing the DUI search, right? And while that's happening, that's when the cops try to, like, restrain him, arrest him and stuff like that. But he's resisting. So he goes ahead and he kicks a cop in the stomach and then they detain him. And they take him. This has to be on video.

It has to. I hope so. You're explaining it. It has to be on video. Yeah, I hope so because apparently the cops are saying, yeah, like the car was stopped like in the middle of an intersection. So they had to pull him over to check. who see like if they're fine, once they pull them over, they're like, oh, this guy is actually good.

Yeah. She kicked them. Yeah. Wow. When he was, they were trying to. He gave him a Hakuna Patana. Shee. That was great.

That was great. That was great. Kuna Patata. Oh, great. Insane. Insane. Oh, man. I'll go watch a Lion King, too.

Yeah, guys. I'm done for the day. I'm done for the day. All right. The petty police. The petty police. It's petty. It's just petty.

I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest. Pretty. There's a situation going down in Santa Clarita. And just when you thought this woman was not petty, she showed you. She's like the superest pettiest woman in the whole wide of the world. Okay, it's going viral because it appears to be a back and forth between a resident of Santa

Clarita and a street vendor. According to this resident, street vendors are ruining the streets of Santa Clarita. So much so, she had to tell the lady, which has nothing to do with street vending. Check this out. Stinky old woman, I'm going to call ice. That's the insult and threat made by Francesco Ortega to a street vendor in Santa Carita earlier this week. The valley didn't used to look like this 30, 40 years ago. Look at how Ellie looks.

Look at Santa Monica looks. It's been getting worse and worse because nobody does anything. Damn, right? So naturally, she would get some backlash for this type of a situation, right? And she also went on her social media to be like, hey, this backlash is ruining my business. Listen to this. Now, all of my livelihood is ruined.

The business that I worked, they worked so hard to build for 10 years. We had excellent, perfect reviews, and it got flooded, flooded. it. It is insane, horrible Latino people. Girl! She is Latinas as well. Yes.

It gets worse. This is it. It gets worse. Yeah, this is already petty on its own, right? Yeah. Apparently, there was a young man who had texted her. According to him and the news that saw his message, it wasn't anything too crazy. It was basically reclamandola, telling her something about what happened, about getting her facts straight or trying to understand the situation.

So then she gets her. gets his phone number and puts it as her business phone number. Oh, my gosh. And now he gets flooded with all the hate messages that are meant to be to her. Listen. Because they've been harassing, I know they wouldn't stop calling. I'm getting called from all around from the United States. It's crazy to think about that somebody, somebody can be that extremely vindictive and not want to own up to their, to their actions.

Damn. That is terrible. Horrible. Yeah. I see. I just couldn't understand. whole situation. You know, previous to her calling the street vendor, Pia Kedjonga. According to her, the street vendor took a photo of her car, right? But it also shows in the video that she was talking

about how street vendors are ruining the community. I'm assuming that the street vendor themselves felt like they had to document stuff. Yeah. And then comes the call to ice and all of that. She also makes mention that, hey, things just are said during an argument. Can we just let that pass? Can we just let that be that? That's her argument right now? It was just the heat of the moment. I didn't mean it. Yeah.

And in the heat of the moment, she also put that guy's phone number as her business phone number to send all the crazy texts. That's wild. Imagine, oh my God, I don't know how he would even handle that. She didn't want,

she didn't want to, like, have accountability for it. No, no, she's not trying to account it. And then to still double down and put somebody else's his phone number to get all that backlash is crazy work. That's something in here. Like, that's something her mental was like,

eh, yeah, I'm going to get him. Yeah. All it's fair. and loving war type stuff, you know? Like, she's like, oh, yeah? Watch this. Stop it off, she has a cleaning business. Oh, yeah, I was going to ask you what kind of business she has.

It's a cleaning business. Okay. Crazy thing she said, she can't clean this up. Hey, you're sicker. You're a role today. She can't clean this mess up. Yeah, bro. Aye.

Yeah, yeah, still that lady. I have no words except you're doing it to yourself. You're right, because I was looking at the comments and they're all going against her, right? Tell me why. Apparently, she was also on Judge Judy. And Judge Judy had told her off, same thing. She was on Judge... Yeah, I was trying to...

Oh, dude. She must use Windows because I can see right through her. What she cleans? Yeah. That one. Wow. You started really good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's still ridiculous.

Scrowing my gnomys! Ladies, if you're still doing the kissy face, if you're still throwing up the P sign, if you're still putting the hand on the hip while you take your pictures. Okay. Stop doing that right now. What? Don't tell you what to do.

Because you are aging yourself and we are throwing out those poses because there's the new pose in town taking over Instagram and the internet. What is it? It's called the chest rest. What? Yep, the chest rest. So ladies, what they're doing, they're getting one hand or two hands. It doesn't matter. It's up to you if you want to show off the nails or not.

They're putting their hands on their chest and taking a picture. Not how you're doing it. It's above. It's above your tattas. Right above your tattas. You're not cupping them. You're not. Hong Hong, you're above.

Right above. Oh, by like your collarbone. No, it's still your, you're tightness. Between the collarbone and between the, you know, around there, they're putting their hands right there. All the celebrities are doing it. It's like to lay people to rest almost, dude, come on. Huh?

Tell you lay people to rest. Oh, yeah. It's not the cross. It's not the foot. It's just, yeah. That's like Jenzy wants to be laid to rest. Right there, right above them. Just do it.

Just the celebrities are doing it. Everybody is doing it. They're saying it's, graceful way to show off your body and your hands. Yeah. It does look graceful. It does. It does.

It does. It does. I don't mind being aged by my peace sign, though. We're aging, bro. It's life. I kind of like it. I've been seeing this pose everywhere, low-key.

Of course you do. I like it. Because it's aesthetic. You see the nails. You kind of see, you know, if you have a good t-shirt on. That's do a leapo dog. Come on.

Yeah. The girl you show him. Yeah. Any girl could do it. Any girl could do it. Any girl could do it. Mm-hmm. What?

You don't like it? Let me see Angie? No, don't. Hell, not. You don't have the pose at all? I don't have any. Hell not, Angie. Oh my.

It doesn't matter if you have a lot. I know. What are you talking about? If you want to be aesthetic on Instagram, just do the pose, Angie. The next post is you? You do the peace sign? Yeah.

That's like my goat. There's nothing on with the peace sign. There's nothing I want to be saying. Greg still looks down at the floor at his shoes. Like, if he's like, oh, did I tie them or not? Actually, my shoes are not tied right now. I know. That's very hard pose.

You just got to tuck them in. Yeah, it's a cool pose. Shout out to the girls doing it. Yes. You can see the picture on Brown by Mornings 106 if you want to see an example of Duelap, Kylie Jenner, and all the celebrities doing it as well. Yeah, it looks good, right? Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Well, thank you. Very good. Thank you, guys. Yes. And now, the weather. Oh, hell, God, dogs. With concrete storm. Benito Ziz.

It's going out for the weather. Thursday, September 21st. First, we take over the city of Seal Beach. It's a full-on-powerous. Brownback Breach in your radio 79 and 69 degrees at night. Next, we turn it up for the fools in Santa Paula. We ain't pulling up. We straight doing the moon walker.

87 and 63 degrees. Next, we pass into a dome heading towards Manchester Square. Brownback's the best morning show, and it's not even fair, dog. 83 and 67 degrees. And lastly, we get a burger at Bob's in the city of Eagle Rock. Ah, hell not. And someone saying, objection and legal talk. 89 degrees and 67 degrees at night.

It's going to be pretty warm and it's going to be nice today, Perito, so keep it cool. All right, check it out. C-O-B. You're going to be 79 and 69 degrees at night. Santa Paula, 87 and 63, Manchester Square, 83 and 67 degrees. And Eagle Rock, 89 and 67 degrees. Barito's Ishaboy Concrete from Bat back mornings are proud 106. Let's go.

All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your head. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie helpline. This is dedicated to all the stupides in love. The homie, Sammy, you there?

Sammy. Oh, y'all, good old days. Aye, aye, there, my pendie. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're going to be right with me when I finish the story. Okay, Sammy hit us up, and he said, get ready, brown bag, because I got some drama for you. My name is Sammy, and I'm in a sick-ass love triangle right now.

So, long story short, two years ago, I was talking to this girl. It wasn't a relationship. We were just hooking up the, oh, gosh, the situations. The best. About a year in, I found out she was talking to another dude. But that's my casialgo, so what could I do, right? Yeah, valid. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I have no rights. We ended up cutting things off. She gave me a list of why she couldn't be with me. that I would throw things in her face, that I was insecure, that I was toxic, and I was too much supposedly. But not before I paid over $1,000 to help her get a place. And this dude that she told me not to worry about,

he ends up sending a photo in the crib that I helped her get. Getting cracked in that place. I put that deposit in, but he cashed that deposit. I left it alone after that and started to. to do my own thing. Okay, good. Then I see her at a party. She takes my phone and hits up every girl that I was talking to,

causing a whole drama effing up my roster. What? Fast forward, and somehow we found each other again and reconnected. Oh my God, I, yes. The only problem is she's with the guy. She vents to me about him and tells me how much she cares about me, but she just won't leave him. And I just can't leave her.

Oh my God. I love this. So I'm basically her sancho now. Yeah you are. I know I'm an idiot, brown bag. I know what I should do, but ah. I see puzzo. I'm deep in it.

I'm a good man. I got my ish together. I'm just dumb for her. I least he knows. I can't be the only one, though. We've all been fools for love. Oh, yeah. No?

Yeah. See or no. Yeah. Come on now. This honestly sounds like Greg. Yeah, I've dealt with the worst of the worst, dog. Like, I've dealt with girls that have left me for MLB players, boxers and stuff. You got to go back to your villain origin story.

Talk about her. Because that's different. Girls leave you and you're done with them. Wait, which one? There's like a mom. You got to go back to the girl that had babies and a whole husband. Oh, that's like the original, the OG star. The OG story.

Yeah, yeah. So I dated a girl when I was about 18, and she did have a husband. But she said that she was getting divorced. The divorce the whole time and then the divorce never went never went through she said yeah talking about what happened on national girlfriends day I posted myself on national boyfriends day because she wouldn't post me and I actually put that as a caption yeah so yeah she didn't post me for National Boyfriend Day so I'll post myself and it's him and her it's a full-on crash out yeah he's the girl you know we talk slang about oh girl why do you care about being posted yeah it was

Hades at some point. Even her mom, her mom even warned me about her. Like, I know my daughter's no good for you. Like, you're a good guy. But me just, ah. Listen. Staying her. Ah.

Just a guy, you know. You're like looking for her, calling people for. Yeah. And then there was another time where, you know, I was at her job the night before waiting for her, you know, being a good boyfriend just to get off work. Wow. Got off work. Went to the gas station.

Went to the gas station. It was like, all right, babe. See in the morning. The gas station? Yeah, because she had get gas. You never let a girl get gas by herself at night. Wow, look at, he was such a gentleman at 18. You gasped up her car to go to the next dude's house or what?

I gassed up her car to go all the way to Arizona to her husband's house. She didn't talk to me for 24 hours. I found out where she was. Because he was calling. She was talking all right. I was calling her mom. I was calling her. I was calling her.

She wouldn't answer. She wouldn't answer. She wouldn't answer. Right. Yeah. And then it got to a point where I had to call her mom. I called her mom. her mom accidentally texts me

Hey blah blah blah I'm not gonna say her name Hey hey Katrina Greg is texting me And calling me asking where you're at What do I say? She's been a good mom She's been a mom

She was trying to back up her daughter Well she was Her daughter was backing it up Wait so the mom knew that the daughter They all knew Everybody knew Except the husband No supposedly she wasn't cheating

Because they were not together I guess she lived out here But he lived in Arizona He lived in Arizona. Okay. Yeah, yeah. So it wasn't cheating. But then I found, then she called me 24 hours later.

She's like, hey, I need to talk to you. And I'm like, what's up? She's like, I don't think it's going to work out. This is for the third time already. This is not the first time, the second time. It's like the third time. And I was like, oh, where are you? And then she says like a small town in Arizona.

Uh-huh. Oh, she says a small town and I look it up. And I'm like, you're in Arizona, huh? Uh-huh. She's like, yeah. And I was like, you went to your ex's house. She's like, yeah, I'm there right now. Yeah.

I said, don't ever talk to me ever again in your life. He's from Tucson, I can tell. By the way, he's clapping on the beach. Yeah. And then three months later, she's pregnant. By her husband. Kid. Yep.

Oh, her first kid. Maybe you were, you know, it's like if you love someone let her go, like she let her go and then she ran into you and then found out, oh, yeah. No, hell no, never mind. And this guy's crazy. He's 18, got my mom. Yeah. How did you meet her? How did I meet her?

Yeah. Three mutual friends. Because I worked out, I DJed at a hookah lounge. Okay. And then she was a server there. Oh. So she served there and then I met her there at her hookah lounge. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. He was stupid. He was stupid. He was stupid. He was very, he pumped gas to go. He posted himself on National Boyfriend Day. Yeah. Damn, though.

National Boyfriend Day. I posted myself because she wouldn't post me. It's okay. I get it. So I get this. Sammy, you see, you're not alone, Sammy. Hey, I'm glad, I'm glad, I'm glad. I'm glad.

I got a lot. That's a lot of words. I got a lot. Oh, no, no. No, Sammy, no. You gave her money. So tell me about you putting up. Tell me about you putting up over $1,000 for her to get a crib that now she lays in with a dude.

But, you know, the things that we do for love, you know, like, you know, she needed a place, her living situation. wasn't good. So, you know, how to help her out. You know, I thought I was the main dude. And being the main guy, you know, you feel like you have that responsibility, you know, to take care of things like that, you know. So there I go, depend on. And, you know, just put up the money, you know, like, I got you. The main guy, but also the Casialgo, right? Because you understood that you guys were not together. Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure. So, like, there's many, there's a lot of times where she was all like, I would tell her like, damn, like, you be out too much and everything. You know,

you're acting single. She's like, I am single. She's not wrong. I was like, yeah, I was like I said, like I said yesterday, it's a doggy dog world, you know. So I'm going to do my thing too. Yeah, but she would sabotage your thing, right? You mentioned that at a party, she went through your whole. Yeah, afterwards. Yeah, yeah.

Afterward that she had already said that, you know, she's single, she could do what she want. So I was like, I did the same thing, you know, while I was talking with her, I still be out doing my thing too. Okay. And then, you know, just one day, you know, we ran into a party. never pedo and you know she went through my phone without me knowing and bam she sent messages, pictures called

everybody in my phone the next morning I'm like, no, the hell's going on. You liked it though, huh? I ain't a lie it was a it was a It's like when you're dating that first little argument

Yeah Yeah It's that first It's an argument, huh? Like Yeah Yeah You know what?

You know I can't talk right now I gotta go on Tell me about the list, but you do want to talk to you. Tell me about the list of things that she told you why she couldn't be with you. First, I was like that. I was too much, you know, because I'd be like trying to check her too much, you know. So I guess in a while I was trying to be controlling of her, you know.

It wasn't really that. You know, she was just out, you know, trying to be single. And then, you know, me, in my opinion, like when I'm talking to somebody, like, you're locked in with that person, you know. But, you know. Then why don't you make her a girl? Yeah. Why didn't you ask her out? Oh, she said she wasn't ready, you know.

She said she wasn't ready. Damn. And I was a hurt for her, you know. And you're willing to wait for her? Well, man, I don't know. Well, yeah. You're willing to. Oh, yeah.

How does this guy come in the picture? While you guys were doing her, like, thing of being Casio Algos, she starts also with a guy. What happens with him? Well, I'm not sure how he came around, but, like, when I've seen him around, and I was like, too. Now he's just a friend, blah, blah, blah. He ain't got to worry. And then, you know, I come to find out, you know, they talk on the phone. Like, oh, he's just, we're just talking a phone.

Like, you know, whenever I'm mad at you and this and that, like, of course, you know, I start, I start jumping to, I start jumping at the conclusions. Like, oh, you're hanging out with this guy? Yeah, no, it was a distinct guy. How does that guy send you a photo of him in the crib? Oh, so I ended up, you know, like I said, I'm toxic. Oh, you never said that. No, you never said that at all.

You never said that. A chill guy. Another thing that's on the list is that I'm toxic. So, you know, I find out things I want to find out. I found out dude's number. And, you know, we were going back and forth arguing and everything, you know. And then one day, you know, he sends me a picture of her in the crib. And I'm like, damn.

Damn, that's a good one. He got you. He got you. He got you. That's a good one. Send me another one. What was the picture? What was the picture?

him in the bed or like him in the kitchen or what's up bro you know it was just like just like standing there in this but then the in the in the barbeder you know she's she's told you she's in my grandma she's single bro your four is gumping it bro like a like janet janeh jane i love you jane she left she left with she left with another fool on the bus she got right back i'm gonna go do that and you're like i love you No, because. Wrong, pedro, wrong. Okay.

And then, Sammy, you're not running, though. He's not. I know, I know. This happened two years ago, and then you guys reconnected. How did you reconnect? So, we were still having each other on Snapchat. We weren't friends, but you could see other people's stories on Snapchat and everything, you know? So, you know, I would post a certain song or I would post a picture about something,

and then, you know, she posts the same, you know? The same song. You're like sub posting towards each other. Yeah, like communicating without communicating. Throwing little subs up there. And so you finally were like, Aso, what's up or what? Yeah, so I was like, you know what?

Let me hit her up. I hit her up. I mean, it just things picked up like, picked up like nothing never happened. It's that high again. But now the dude that was in your house, your sala that you put the deposit on. Now that's her actual man.

Yeah. Yeah, so, but like, so this is like, so once we make, make contact again, you know, like, that's whenever she started vented to me about a homeboy and everything. I'm just like, yeah, what the hell? Like, for real? That's crazy. Hey, this is your first batty, huh? Honestly, nah. No, no.

No, no. He sounds experience. He sounds experience. So what is it about her that you're willing to wait and go through all this? I'm not the thing. I don't know what it is. Like, I wish I knew. It's less on her.

It's more on him. Yeah. He no mas an other in his capric. I love, but her too. Her too. Like, she comes down and looks for me too, you know? It's not just me. Did you get intimate with her?

Like, yeah, full in, yeah, full on? Okay. And they're like swimwear. They're like swimming. It's not something to boast about when you paid for the crib. She's leaving with her man. Oh, my bad. Oh, my bad.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're laughing in your face. That's her friend. My guy is. Yeah, yeah, right now, I'm just that friend right now, you know? You are, you are.

What does she vent to you about him? Is it like how she was telling you that you're too much? Yeah, I just like that too, you know, like he'd be throwing things in her face like thing. And, you know, just, he's an asshole and things like, I mean. Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. You know? Okay, so he vents to you about her doing the same thing she would vent, or she would vent about him. Wait.

She meant to you. She vends to you about the man, but there's the same complaint she had about you. Yeah. Ah, yeah. He's with him. Oh, my God. All right. He's a fool in love.

Yeah, he is. Right? He is. He is. Everybody else out there. You've been there, like my friend over here, Sammy, and like Greg. He's Richie. Girl's Rosie.

Yeah. She ends up with Bob. Oh. Oh. Throw back. Very throwback. Very throwback. It's like in Gone with the Wind.

You got to do what I do. I did keep a Nikki baby. I did four of those just to keep her, though. That's what he needs to do. For what? Yeah, what? Please don't do that. Yeah, man.

You did that, that's your girl. That's your girlfriend. You guys were serious. That's your wife. Yeah. I didn't want her to leave me, dog. Yeah, but no, two, three, four. Imagine she was telling you.

And I got her two dogs. Imagine she was telling you. She deserves it. She's a good woman. But imagine she was telling you, oh, yeah, I don't see myself with you. You're too toxic. That's crazy, brother.

And you stay. It's nothanojano. It didn't happen, Concord. Yeah, it didn't happen. No, I don't care. Me matto, si you're going. Power 106 number one for hip hop in Bull Heights. Shout us to all the Peritos in Boyo Heights.

All right. We are talking to Noemi now. Noemi. Hi, Noemi. Hi, Noemmy. Hi, bad. Good morning. Hi.

Hi. Hi. All right, noemite. Were you the one that was stupid in love or someone else was stupid in love for you? So I actually called you guys about a couple weeks ago. So we actually got married on the end of July. Who's we? So me and my wife, me and my wife, she used to be with somebody basically, long story short,

she's basically still called her, she texts her. She texts us me too. I don't know why she does that. But she basically tells me she's like, oh, like she loves you. Like she, she still calls me. She texts me. The ex of your wife? Your wife's ex calls and texts your wife and calls and texts you?

Yep. Basically, like with some delusional story talking about like, oh, we still hang out. She loves me. Like, she always comes and she sees me, which is crazy to me because I myself have three kids. And my wife is currently, she's 10 years older than me. She's currently on disability. And she takes care of my kids. So I was like, okay, crazy, you know, but I was like, whatever.

So when I'm 28. My wife is 38. 39, actually. She just turned 39. That's so young. But she's on disability? What happened? She has purple tunnel on both her arms.

Oh, dang. She takes care of your babies like that. Yeah. Yeah. You know, and she needs her hands, you know? Oh, yeah, man. You know, we needed to take really good care of those hands. Yeah.

And those were. And those hands are nowhere near the X, right? That I know of, no. Either way, these hands will be on her. Oh. Okay. Choice is her. So the ex, you think the ex saw that you guys get married and wants to come back?

To just F it up. So I don't, I honestly don't know. I'm a very nonchalant person, and I even tell my wife that I'm just like, you know what? Like, as long as I don't find out, I'm cool, like, you know, it doesn't matter. You know, I go to the legal. stuff. You know how you guys were talking about the lane change yesterday? Well, I go towards the legal stuff. Yeah, I did the name change, but I my last name. So when it came to the ex, she kind of was like, she was even like, oh, I can't believe she gave you the last name. She's like,

oh, she's only doing that for show, which I was like, well, it's going to be a very expensive show, honey, you know, she wants to get a divorce. So your wife does talk to her ex still? Allegedly, she said she doesn't, but I mean, like I said, I was just like, I don't care. I was like, The girl always sends me screenshots of her number, but I don't know if she, like, changes the name or something. Or, like, if she puts, like, I don't know if you got on contact on how you could change the name. Right. So when you talk to wife, it looks a bit thicker. Yeah, like on the, like on the numbers, it looks a bit thicker.

So I was like, this goes weird. Yeah, they look both. So it looks like a name, not just a member. Yeah, I know. Naomi. And you've talked to your wife about it. I get to these. I do.

I tell her, like, I mean, obviously, like, I don't, like, I don't argue. with her because I don't feel like it's an argument to be bought up but I do tell her like hey you know what's up what's going on like it's like what's T tell me what's going on and she was like oh she's like I don't look like I was like what's what's going on she's like I she's like I she's like I don't know what she's talking about she's like she's like she's crazy so sometimes I do believe her too because like I said she takes care of my kids she's home with my kids all the time so I was just like yeah and you got to have trust that's your wife you got to have trust yeah but you're seeing like that X is stupid over here trying to get in between you guys trying to

and you see through it you see through like you see through like like the weird stuff she's trying to say. Yeah, because I, like, I had told a young lady, too, in the beginning, I was like, I told her I was like, me and the girl, we were actually, my wife were friends, and they were actually, the girl that texted me, they were on a, they were breaking up, basically. They were at their ends of their relationship. So me and my wife, we were like, starting to get close.

Obviously, a year later, we got married. So it's more of like, oh, she's like, she's just using you. She doesn't even love you. And I was just like, oh, okay. Yeah, well, paper shows everything. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. She's trying her best to get in your head. Yeah. And you're just... Mind games. Sabotage you. Yeah. So just be a part of your relationship and mess it up from the inside, but you're not doing it.

Exactly. So when I heard the guy's story, I was like, oh, I was like, not him being a her. Yeah. He's being like your wife's ex. Yeah. So I was because I was like, and it's more of like a, I was hearing how he was basically saying how he gave her money for the, like, her part or place. or whatever and it's just like it's okay if you gave her that you willingly gave her if she didn't ask you for it that's not really your problem but it's like you willing to give to her it is what it is

you know it's like loca's el amort i guess yeah and that's what he's saying you said you said younger girl how much younger is a girl young lady talking about and your phone screener oh okay okay she was telling the young lady yeah it's like that that's why i can say i could understand where it's like if he's doing it out of love because like i said my wife is 10 years older I mean, I'm hoping everything she does for me is out of love. Yes, yes. Don't let it mess you up, babe. Don't let it mess you up.

Don't let it get to your head. Because that's what it's supposed to do. It's called trust. That's what it's supposed to do. Dang, one year getting married. I know. Lesbian love. And it took you guys long enough.

Hey, Sammy, you're acting like a lesbian ex. What's your problem? Hey, damn, that's crazy. That's crazy. Yeah. Nah, nah, nah. Nah. That's what I'm a senor alesbiano.

I can't help it I love women I'm bad Okay being stupid in love We're talking about it 818 52059 Our guy Sammy Is down to be the side piece

Of a girl that he put $1,000 deposit on her apartment And she's living in there With another guy At one point Sammy was like the main thing But she didn't want to go all in with him Because he's toxic

But now she just keeps him in the tuck. And he's just like, I know I'm stupid. I was like, bend me. But what he wants to be the main guy? And where the hell is this apartment for a thousand dollar deposit? It's three times a rant. Where does she live in a rat house or something? That's true.

Yeah. No, over a thousand. It was over a thousand he gave rights at me? Or what's up? Tell me about the apartment situation. Yeah, honestly, I don't remember the exact number for sure it was over a thousand for sure. Where at? And what in what city?

For Donde? I forget I forget I'm for Los Angeles You don't say Yeah You don't forget Yeah

Okay On Santee Edgar Edgar In downtown Edgar What's up bro What's up bro

What's up Good morning Edgar Edgar Edgar you've been a fool in love brother You've been a full in love

Ah Yeah That That is everything Yeah It has It happens, man. The greatest times, huh?

The greatest times. I would make the longest story as short as I can. Okay. So I met this chick. My mutual friends, she basically had a baby daddy and a kid, right? At that time, like, they were breaking up. And then I just saw having to step in the picture because we were all going out as a crew. I didn't know the baby daddy.

I didn't know any of that. Just point is that she ended up liking me and I ended up liking her. We ended up like, okay, cool. You know what? Hey, you got a man. But I don't know. know, maybe, maybe not. Who knows?

Let's give it a try. We gave it a try and ended up working out for a little bit. She had the balls to tell me, though, that's, I can appreciate it. Like, she wanted to be back with her baby daddy because she wanted the baby to have a family. That's insane. Yeah. But she was telling you, and you're over here, like, laying it down. Yeah, and she's falling in love.

I just really miss my family. And I was like, you know what? Hey, you know what? It's all good. Go. Bethe. It's all good. Like bad bunny, bette. Little do you know, like three months or two months later, her homegirl calls me. He's like, hey, I heard what happened. This, this, this, and that.

I think we should all try to hang out again. I'm like, I'm not hanging out with her or him or anybody. And then she's like, well, I won't invite them. And then I was, okay, so everybody else was like, yeah, cool. I was like, ended up being. It was just her. That girl, her day was, uh, Amanda. The home girl. Yeah, the old girl. Oh, okay. And then I was like, what the hell It was going on?

And then she's like, well, let's go out. Let's do this. We ended up going to the club, downtown, Congaroo. Wow. Wow. Throwback. R-I-P. R-I-P to the Congaroo.

Oh, I don't even know if it's still never or not, but I ended up going there. Within like three hours into it, I got a phone call, and it was her again. Maybe Mama drama, like the girl that I was trying to do with the beginning. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then she's like, How can you? I love you. I miss you.

I want you. And I'm like, what do you have me? Like, what are you talking about? Yeah. The point is that after a while, like she kept trying and it persistent,

persistent, I finally gave in. Finally. I was, I know where, let's try this. Let's try it. Let's see for real.

And I was like, Hey, but I don't want nothing. I don't want like no baby, baby daddy drama. Nala. I don't want none of that. And you get it.

The point is that we ended up being together for maybe, I don't know, a year. Oh, that's good. Okay. And then I catch her with a baby daddy. Ducks. That's a father to her kids.

She's going to have to see him. She didn't say anything. And I was like, you know what? This time, like, it's all good. I ended up closing the door. I ended up closing the window because if you leave a little crack open, that's when they always come back into a little crack of the door that you slightly left it open. I was like, you know what?

I'm done with this chick. Later on. She said chick. Oh, chick. Oh, I said chick, chick, chick. Oh, I said chick, chick, chick. Yeah. With the chicken head.

I was done with her And I was like You know what? I'm done with this girl Forget this Little do you know A guy ends up being abusive What happened to the friend

What happened to the friend? What happened to the friend? What happened to the friend? Oh the friend She cut me off Because I cut her off To go back with her friend Yeah that makes sense

Yeah that makes sense And I was like Oh man Maybe I should have No You know what If I can say any word To the homie

Let it go it happens. Don't leave any door open. Forget about her. Don't pay anything. Pay off your credit card. Don't pay off anybody else's anything. Like, it's all good because nowadays, honestly,

girls just be whiling out for the money. But at the end of the day, I ended up finding my queen and I ended up having a little prince of my own. And I'm glad I went through that so I can see what it is to be a bad dad. Like, literally, I don't want to break up my family whatsoever. Right.

Yeah, right. While you were breaking up her family. Yeah, it showed you. They were breaking up and she tried, she tried the water. Like, I have my queen, don't get me wrong. There's those moments where you're just like, ah, like, I'm like, dude, let me get away. Let me just, I go play basketball. I go high, go whatever.

Whatever I got to do. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I, trust me, there's temptations out there. Yeah. I got to go to the strip club, just relax for a little bit. Yeah. Just strip clubs? Just really think about things.

I've got to go to Sam's really quick. Yeah, don't make long-term decisions, you know? Like, just relax. Don't make long-term decisions. You never texted that girl ever again. Nothing's ever been texting. No, man. Like, it just, she cut me off after I cut the mine, the one that I want to be off.

She cut me off, and then that was it. I never heard from her again. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And then that's fine because you found your queen. And now you know how to be. There you go.

Yeah, like, she's all I want, literally. Like I look at her like Aladdin looks at her gasman and stuff Yeah Except those moments Except those other moments Where he needs a break Yeah So tell him

Tell the homie Get over it Stop paying stuff Okay boom Stop being dumb Oist be Sammy Stop it Got you

I got you my boy He's not gonna do it He's not gonna do it He's gonna stay with her Sammy what is it about her bro Why Why? I don't know. I don't know what it is.

What do you like about? Is it the pride? Is you guys just pride? Like, yeah. I was pride to pride. I'm sorry to pride. Honestly, it's just, that's what it is. Like, you know, I'm trying to get my, uh, my neck back, I guess. I don't know where it is. Link back what you're not.

You're not going to. That girl's in a win every single time. Talk to her right now. You know that she, you know, you know, you know she knows who you are. What's up? Talk to her. What's that? Talk to her. What does it?

You know she knows who you are She knows this voice Nah Nah, nah, nah, no She's on the line, man If she was on the line right now What do you have to say to her, bro? Tell her something

I don't even know I don't know what I'm saying Now I know why she doesn't like you Ah Come on! Come on! The other guy would know what to say Yeah

Hey girl, I love us And what we've built Yeah With that guy's deposit I love what we got going on, girl And we could just find a couple more suckers now. Yeah, we could just live in a house. We could become homeowners.

Yes, yes. You have something for her. You have something for her. Yeah. Say it. He rents your heart. I buy it. I buy it.

No, no. Honestly, I don't know. I don't know what I'd say. Honestly, me, you know, I just, like, dang. I think it is something like that time to close that door, you know? Yeah. And don't even leave a crack, dog.

Yeah, don't even. Don't even. The windows, doors. They get into that. The sliding door and all. Close that one too, you know, the little shower window closed that one too.

Yeah, close that one. Yeah, close that one. If you have a chimney, close a chimney. He doesn't have a chimney. You don't have a chimney, though? No, no chimney. You got to.

I know. I live in a trailer. Delete everything, bro. Delete everything. Delete everything. Hold on. Shut up, bro. You live in a trailer?

Oh my God. A mobile home. A mobile home? While you're paying for her spot. No, it's probably a Mercedes streamlined. No. Oh, my God. Is it a mobile home?

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. He's over here taking the bus and getting her car. You don't know, mas. This is stupid and love for us at me. I'm so sorry, Sammy. That's been, way. That's immense.

You're mean, boy, all. And no, he's not. He's not, dude. Get a month. Get a month. Get a ma'am. Get a ma'am. She's going to come.

I have a homegirl full. Her name's Concreta. I'm going to hook you up. Christina. But off tops, you need to do a thawowow. If you want to get your thawal back, dog, we're going to have it for you later. It beaks teachings. Teaching you words that sound bad.

But it's actually not what you think. Offer Hispanic Heritage Month. Brought to you and sponsored by the gods. Los Doses. Oh my God. Peritos today. It might sound like you know what you're talking about with this one, dog. But it's not what you think, all right?

Because today's word is coger. Stop. What? What's wrong? Hmm. All right? Coger your thoughts together right now. What?

Because in Spain, it can simply mean to grab or to take. So if someone says, I'm going to catch the bus. That's totally innocent. You know, when I grab things all day, You know what, you know, it's a cogedera. It's a cogedera. I'm grabbing this, I'm grabbing that.

I'm going to gogiener all the day. Sa, sa, sa, sa, sa. Just cogiening all the day. Grabbing this, grabbing that. Grabbing the bus. Grabbing my car. I'm just cojiening all day. Have you ever spent the day?

Hold on. Hold on. What? Isn't it recoges? No, recoges. To redo it. No. You, Greg, have you ever spent the day?

Just go ahead. Like grabbing things, yeah. Yeah. Kjohen? Koges. Dude, it's so tiring, dog. Just cojendo all day, dog. I get super tired, dog.

See, in Mexico, many people hear a very different situation. They hear it as a sexual thing. Now the bus ride, it does sound a little bit different. Yeah, it's a different kind of ride. Yes. You know, travel tip. Peritos, if you mean grab or take in Mexico, try to garrar or to take. That's a lot different.

Don't use the word coger because people are going to take it as something else. Put us cochinas. Yes. Cochinos. You know what I'm saying? So, me.

Recoher is pick something up. That's what I know. But you're taking out the re at recoher. No, it's because that's not the way. That's how it's in other places. Yeah, it's coger. Coher, it's grabbed.

Coher, yes. Okay. Yeah. And then reccoher is also grabbed. So today when I get home, I'm going to coger Nicky and I'm going to say, I'm going to grab her and I'm going to pull her close to me

and I'm going to take her for my mom. I'm always going to grab you forever. Does that make sense? Oh, yeah, aye. Sochi Milko. That's a place in Mexico. No, Sochil's the name.

Yeah, but you called her Sochimilko. That same thing. No, that's... Sochimilko's long for Sochil. No, Sochimikos is a place. It's worth the boats and the flight. Flowers. Okay, well, I got to co-hre my mentor together right now because I don't know what the hell is going on. Perritos. Use the right word, Peritos, right? Dude, come here. Now what's going on?

She's Mason with Angie. Okay, you guys, Will Smith needs to check up on his daughter, Willow Smith, because she's out here airing out his business about his career. I love how messy Willow Smith is. She wrote Tupac a letter when she was little and was like, my mom loves you. You know, Jada and Tupac were, like, friends back in the day? I wish my kids were a dog. Yeah, no, she did. You know, I wish you were here. I wish I couldn't met you. My mom loves you.

I don't know how it feels about that. And Will Smith's like, what the hell? I'm afraid for all this. Christmas is canceled forever. For life. Well, she did that again, okay? Because now she's talking about her dad. And apparently, Will Smith has passed on Rose to protect his family peace.

Aw, that's sweet. Listen. My dad. has specifically said no to certain roles because he felt like the energy was too heavy to be bringing into the house. Like, nah, I'm not even going to touch that because that's like, I don't want to be coming home to my family in this. Just in this. Oh, I wonder which role would be too heavy. Yeah, like, what's too heavy, dog?

Like, what's been out there that's a heavy role like that? Okay. Well, actually, he has passed on some, like, famous roles, okay? like Django, he's passed on it. Oh, wow. Jamie Fox's character? Mm-hmm. The Matrix, which I'm like, I don't know about The Matrix.

Why is that heavy? Yeah, that was a great film. These are just roles he's passed on, but not the one she's talking about, right? No, not specifically. These are just like some roles that famously he has passed on. Got it. So it's Django, The Matrix, and then Inception.

Okay. Oh, Inception was fired. That was a great film. Yeah. But I'm like, okay, what's that other movie that he has it with his son? I am legend. I imagine that one too. I am legend not with his son but that's scary.

Presuit of happiness. That one was heavy, but he didn't pass on it. Yeah, I know. I wonder what roles, you know, were out there that.

He was like, no, because he was saying like, Django. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. Brokeback Mountain.

Was it supposed to be. Maybe. He wanted to bring you home. Which ones? Which ones? Did I say I want to bring this? I want to bring this. Yeah,

maybe he was supposed to be Tyrese and baby boy. Oh, No, that's supposed to be too much. I don't know. Maybe, no. But no, he was saying, like, Django, the one that he did pass on it, he didn't like it because it was, quote, unquote, a vengeance story.

So he didn't do it. There's a lot of reasons not to do it. Yeah, but that was one of the big. I could totally understand a black actor not wanting to take part in Django. It was heavily racist and laughing at it and all of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you would have to step that aside. That makes total sense.

Yeah, that's the one. But it's not the one she's talking about. No, it's not the one that she's talking about. She was just, it was just like famously. known that he's passed on these three movies. Big movies. I totally get it, man. I've been passing on roles for a long time, guys.

What role were you supposed to play that you passed on? I passed on Charino. You made our producer laugh. Why the hell are you laughing, Mona? You made our producer laugh, and she thinks Pesso Pluma is like Michael Jackson of our time. You made her laugh. And she told us with her straight face that Peso Pluma is the Michael Jackson of our time. I passed on Spider-Man, Norway Home.

Spider? You were going to be pita. You're not. You're not not. He's the actor of our crew, by the way. I passed on so many things. Why? Why?

I don't have time, guys. I like being here. He likes being here. Oh, thank you so much. I love being here. The movie Clicka that you were in that's known like all these different languages and around the world, Netflix.

Your character got dark. Like he was whole, look. tortured at one point? At one point, yeah. Was that tough to bring home? Every single day, guys. Even when I come here, I'm like, I get scared. Yeah.

Like when Angie tries to hit me, I'm like, I got PTSD. You gotta stop that, Angie. I don't. You gotta stop hitting concrete. No, you're like, yeah, you're stop. It's just my nail. That's crazy. I get you, I get you.

Is there scripts that you've read and you're like, I can't, I can't do it? It's too much. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, interstellar, I was like, whack. Wack? Yeah, totally not plausible. Who goes to space for that long?

Storyline, not credible. Yeah, yeah. Blu-de-blett out, too. I don't want to do it part of the movie. Damn, the sequel? If it's not part one, I don't want to be in it, though. Like it. So you're going to pass on past and Paris, too?

No, I took that one. Fast seven. Oh, fast seven, sorry, sorry. The background role, one of the biggest background roles in my life. Did that come home with you, too? Because Will Smith says you bring that character. Yeah, that energy. Yeah, I drove home so fast that day.

The Tupac movie? You could have saved you. I'm in Tupac. I'm in the Tupac. That's real. I'm actually in the Tupac movie. Yeah. How does it feel like you could have been?

Me and Eric. Me and Eric, we were just supposed to be there just to take the homie come to menace to be a part of the movie. And then they're like, you two, stand right here. And we were like, what? You're going to be in the movie. I was like, shut the hell out. So you drove the homie? We're a straight dress in 2009 clothes.

In the 1996. With the night phone. You drove the homie to the set and they told you, hey. We drove the homie to the set and then we were just standing right there and it was me, Guns Lozano and Eric and we're just sitting there and then they were like, you guys are extras and we're like, no we're not. No, no, you guys are. You are.

Without you, this movie will not survive. Oh, shut up. That's exactly what they said, Angie. Yeah, because there's Latino gamblers. They have to have, duh. Duh. In the shot. My bad, my bad.

We're not. It's history. And you took that home with you, huh? I took that home with you, Don. Tupac, for Vida. Okay. Hey, start the hell of studio. What's 9 plus 10?

Turn your life? Look at this, studio. Food. Perito, put the chorizo down right now, for favor, and don't mix theuevos with it. Just hang tight. Why? All right? Because our meat delivery is recalling more than 167,000 pounds of raw meat.

Here are the five things you must know. Now, Peritos. What's recalled? Well, they're recalling pork, beef and goat products, including pork chorizo. Menudo mixed. Not a menudo mixed. That means that I can't get off bail this weekend and be all hung over because there won't be a cure. There's not going to be a cure.

Ox tail and short ribs. Not a fan of ox tail. I've never had. I've had him. They're gone. Why? What's going on? The meat was produced without federal inspection.

And officials say it carries a false USDA inspection mark. The products were distributed to a restaurant and retailers across the country. Oh, restaurants too? Oh, yeah. What to look for, Perito, check it out. Look for the EST 1363, the original packaging. Store packages made it different. Slow down, bro.

You slow down. Sorry, yeah. So, yeah, so you got to look at the sticker and it's going to say, you know, what to look for, establish EST, I'm assuming it says 1363 on the original packaging. What if we said a restaurant so we can't look at the package? Yeah, I was going to ask. Tell him you need to see the packaging Tell him, hey, let me go to the back, fool.

Yeah. I need check the EST. Enter through the back of the restaurant, dog. You know, I mean, I don't really care, I'm just going to keep eating chorizo. I just had some. I just had chorizo yesterday. We had a bomb chorizo.

We put it together. You guys have bubble guts in the restaurant together. I'm not in the life. That's going to be. I don't have choro right now. Yeah. I know I have choro. I'm squirting water right now.

I know you keep going to visit the restaurant. Yeah, I'm squirting water right now. It's pretty bad. It's going so bad. to lock you out because you had to, you have to wait a little bit to come back in. I was on the terror tram yesterday. Clenching my butt cheeks because I had to go. There was terror.

Oh, it was terror. It was terrifying, chorifying situations yesterday. You guys had chorizo? I had chorizo. We did have chorizo. We spit a burrito, right? Was it yesterday? Yeah, we split a burrito yesterday.

They did. And I also had toastas, too, at home, so, yeah. The tostas have nothing to do with it. I was actually planning on going home and eating one of my Juanitas Menudo. And I don't know if that correlates to it, but it said menudo makes. Well, what's the company that you said? The company is Star meat delivery. Star meat delivery.

Not so starry right now. Chorro meat delivery. That's what it is. You're going to be so skinny. Yeah, man. Can you believe that? Don't eat recalled meat, even if it's been in the freezer. Throw it away or return it to the store, Peritos.

All right, just return it to the stores or just bring it over here to Brownback Morning and we'll figure it. Yeah, he's still gonna eat it. We'll cook the choro out of it, don't worry. You're so nasty. Eat menudo, let's go.

You just said not to. Just do it, who cares? 167,000 pounds food like you swear for. Let's go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shoot the J. Shoot it. Playball!

All right. Our little Victorino, he's on vacations. He is. But I had to talk about this viral video. Did you guys peep? I think it's at a Giants game and a woman she's carrying her baby in like one of those little backpacks in front of her. And she has like three or four plates going back to her seat only to find her man who has no baby on his arm and is just chilling on the seats. It's like, hey, babe, did you bring everything? Listen to the commentators.

Well, if there's ever a true definition of a multitasking mother, that is the deal right there. Oh, my goodness. I think she's an Olympic champion. Did I just hear that guy say, did you forget something? Look at dad. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, bro.

She has like a stack of three plates and the baby in front of her and goes to the seats. There's the father. Ben Conchudo. Yeah. Had to be giant fans. That's a talent. It is. But she shouldn't have to do that.

She's a gatherer. No, no, no, don't do that. You won't let Nikki do that. You would not like your wife do that. Yeah. What? Holding the baby. No, I would never let her forget the ketchup.

I would have texted her while she was up there. All the comments are full of dudes being like, if I did that to my wife, it would not be a gay. No, well, first of all, you know. No, no, I wouldn't let her do that. You wouldn't. I wouldn't let her do that. As much as it is.

She'll probably be a good wife. You know, don't miss any of the game. I agree. She is a very good wife. Very nice way. Imagine carrying the baby. Forced hot dogs and nothing to drink. Oh, come on.

Get back there. She forgot the drinks, too? She forgot the drinks. What am I supposed to swallow this hot dog? Where's my beer at? The least he could have done is hold the baby while she goes to get the food. It seems like she got it already. She didn't help.

She doesn't. He does need help. Have you seen her? She's a superhero. That's great of her. And that's messed up of him. Like, you could have held onto the baby while you watched the game if you'd want to go get the food. Not how superheroes wear capes.

Mm-hmm. They carry babies on them. Yeah, in their capes. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, man. Verne.

Mm-hmm. No, I want to goger. No. No. He means pick up. If you weren't listening to the piece's teaching. Oh, yeah. If they're ghetto and no

are they're gero They're gero and they don't They're Spanish Oh my gosh Recoher meets pick up But in other places You take out the re Right here

Go coger A book and leelo Gettos Are you going us Ghetto? Yeah See it doesn't mean ghetto Oh my gosh

It's the Santa Clarita vibes Yeah Oh It's not L.A or the valley You're sounding like that lady right now. Can you guys take your food off the tables? Oh my. Go.

This is our desk, not yours. Too soon? Not too soon? Way too soon. I'm on, come on guys. My dad's a street vendor. He's, yeah, we just got him a little carrito. He wants to sell hot dogs.

Nice. Hold on. This is too much. This is too much. You're too much right now. Your dad is not a street vendor. We just got him the carrito, don't. Just made him a street vendor.

No, he's been the street. He's done a bunch of stuff. I used to sell flowers on the corner of the North Canyon and stuff down in Michigan. I'm dead serious, though. It's not a lot. It's not a lie. Today you've told him.

No, it's not a lie. What did he say he used to do before? What was his other job? Oh, uh, the lemonade. He used to fix machines at Norm. I did. I did. Lemonade.

I did. I was a Puerto Rican. I was in accounting at Fias Barrevis. That's true. Okay. I worked. But you also said you never had a real. When you got hired here, you say you never had a 9 to 5.

No, in 20 years, but these were all like before I was 22. You feel me? So I worked that foot action. I worked at Macy's. I was a tow truck driver for the A-V-Tru-A towing, A-V-toeing, AAA. All before 22? I worked at Ford. Yes, I swear, man.

And then you sold flowers? I worked at Ford, Volkswagen. I sold flowers every Mother's Day, Valentine's Day, Father's Day, too. and I would say embarrassed you but I was right there So your parents would sell flowers But I'll be right there I'll be right there

They'd be like hey Chris is that you I'm like no why See us tomorrow All right see you there Your dad is a street vendor Yeah so my dad was selling to Viche not too long ago But now he wants to

Listen I'm listening But now what he wants to do Is that we came up with the concept Perritos only Hot dogs only Yeah Peruguz

There's the logo and everything. Oh, look, okay. And yes, I swear, man. Your dad's going to be hot dog, hot dog, hot dog, that's your dad? We're going to get our meat from Star Meat Delivery. No, you're not. I don't know if any of this is true, but we'll be. It's absolutely true.

Which part? Everything. Oh, you.