Brown Bag Mornings - 09/28/26 Cuddling the Paranormal Mimic π»π₯° | Brown Bag Mornings
Episode Date: September 28, 2026The squad dives into a spooky Homie Helpline featuring "paranormal mimics" and a "glowing Cholita" that told a listener to shut up while she was trying to get with his uncle. Between the ghost stories..., the crew investigates Karol G and Drakeβs spicy Houston performance and offers a massive apology to the viral Giants Game wife they accidentally roasted. π€«π₯π»[Edited by @iamdyre π₯°]Chapters(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local(3:31) Chisme(7:07) Scary Things(10:37) Petty Police(16:46) The Weather W/ Concrete!(17:50) Scrolling(21:00) Homie Helpline(56:59) Tepic's Teachings(59:57) Chisme(1:04:02) Studious Foo(1:10:11) Play Ball(1:14:42) Rap Sheet Experience the Culture: Catch Brown Bag Mornings and the rest of the network 24/7 on the Amplified Voices TV app: amplifiedvoices.com/podcast-brown-bag/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
Okay, be honest.
I think this happens to everybody.
Guy, girl, whatever you are.
You look up at the sky, you see the clouds, and you're like, I want to take a picture.
Oh, 100% right?
Like, it's something we can all agree on.
Yeah, yeah.
I do on my photo dumps just every month.
Just pose a picture of clouds
Yeah come on now
At my age
At your age what do you mean
Just I turn 40 and immediately
I started just
Take pictures of the clouds
And sunsides
Oh looking up like I'll see you soon
No just Theo pictures you know
Well your Theo pictures can now be put to good use
Because NASA is looking for people
To take pictures of clouds
So NASA has a satellite
Up in the universe
Yeah the space
It's called pace
But in order to
get the best reads of what Pace is grabbing, they need someone on Earth to take a photo at the
exact time that the PACE satellite is going above and catching the clouds, catching the
sky, seeing what they see from the other side of things.
Now they don't have a lot of NASA scientists to do that.
So they've put together an app that you can download and it'll tell you the exact moment
the PACE satellite is going towards like your part of the sky and you can take a picture.
That's aesthetic.
Yeah.
That's cool
We're scientists
We're scientists, bro
We're gonna be a part of NASA
They can pay us to do it
They're not paying
Oh
Do you get paid
It took your photos
I'm good
Yeah you already do it for free
And it stays in your
I'm doing it for NASA brother
Oh it's part of the government man
Yeah not conspiracy
Yeah they're gonna
You track your conspiracies
What would they be tracking
At that time?
That's what I want to know
That is
That's the real question
We should be asking ourselves
What do they want?
from us. Why are they doing this?
Why? You really need me to take a picture?
You're NASA. You are NASA.
For Christ's sake.
Well, they don't have that many scientists out in the world.
Anyways, if you want to do it and you're not having
your conspiracy theories on like concrete,
it's called, let's see, let's see,
if you want to download the app, it's called Globe
Observer. And yes, this challenge runs through October
excuse me, in November first,
and you can take pictures of the clouds
while satellites going over. They don't want to observe us, man.
They're already.
observing us dog they're already observing us like they want to pinpoint our
coordinates they already can do that they already can do that have you checked your photos on
your iPhone or you just swipe up and it tells you where you took it from what phone you took it
the date everything location everything no one step closer to being if let's say they are stocking
us no let's not say it it's happening what the hell do they want from you like you specifically
that's the question we all want to
I don't know.
That's the real question.
John Doe or Jane Doe.
True.
Can't get it.
Maybe I have some knowledge that I don't even know I have.
That's one step ahead.
All right.
You never see any media of the state?
That's exactly what happens in that movie.
He doesn't know he has a knowledge.
If you want to do it, you can download the Globe Observer is going.
Don't do it.
I'm going to set them up.
No, don't set us up.
We work with you.
I hope the cloud is when you're outside.
I hope so
Zulu will come here
Now what's going on?
She's Mation with Angie
Okay you guys the VMAs went
down last night out here in L.A
And letty you...
She was there!
I did not go in.
But you were still there
You saw a celebrity.
Nah, you were in there.
I was in the teal carpet.
You were in there.
Oh, she like swim here.
But what happened, Angelou?
Yeah, so they went down last night.
You guys, people are mad already
from off the start
because the VMAs actually started late.
They started 22 minutes late,
all because of freaking football.
Yeah.
Football.
Yeah, the Ravens were playing the Cowboys,
and you guys just talked about it.
They lost the Cowboys lost.
34 to 31.
So it starts off like that.
And a crushing defeat, soul crushing.
They were up until the last second.
It was bad.
Lost by a field goal?
Yeah.
People were burning their jerseys.
Oh, no, they're not.
No, they're not.
Now Snoop Dogg did host the event, right?
And people are also mad about that because they're saying like,
oh my God, we're really disappointed on Snoop Dogg.
Because he was just saying like really corny jokes.
Listen.
Madonna just killed it.
Now that is an icon.
One thing I want to say is she ain't a virgin no more.
That's one of them.
Dude, it gets worse because he did a knock-knock joke.
Oh.
Yeah.
Before we get this show started, I want to make sure.
sure that you are ready to have some fun, okay?
Knock, knock.
These...
That's actually good.
That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. It's a bunch of tweens in the building,
but that was really good. I'm not expecting Chappelle out of snoop dog. For real. Like, he's reading
the teleprompoms.
He's a lot. He's an icon himself. He can go up there and just bomb and it's okay. It's
new. Okay. He can go up there and be like, like, fish is a baby. And then we're just like,
Okay, well that was not the feedback he was getting online
because they were saying like, damn, the VMAs are down bad
that they're letting Snoop Dog do anything he wants.
Aw.
They were just really disappointed.
He did great for it being snoop.
What do you expect?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Not a knockout joke.
All the people that host made corny jokes.
True.
That's like low-key part of the gig.
And if anything, they would have gotten a comedian if they wanted something funny.
But, yeah, they were calling him out for those little jokes right there.
comedian. The comedian.
They would have hired concrete. No, not me.
No. Yeah. Stop being bought it.
Evan, your host of the BMAs,
how do you open? I love it you go.
Hey, hey guys. Brow back morning
right here, guys. Almost on.
You guys want the weather to?
Bring out Snoop!
Okay, no, the other thing
people are mad about is actually Bruno Mars,
you guys. He won for best R&B song for this
called I Just Might.
Dude, nothing says more R&B than that song like that.
I just hear Teddy Pendergads.
I hear, you know, it's just everything, you know.
Yeah.
I want to have a baby.
What's up against actual R&B?
People, like R&B songs.
And a lot of that is the music videos.
His music video.
It sounds like funk arm.
Like a little funk.
It sounds funky.
Yeah, it doesn't sound R&B at all.
I feel like I'm going to be shopping at Target
I hear that.
Yeah.
There's some deals in here.
We're talking about scary things this morning inside the homie help line at 730.
So get ready.
Okay?
We're talking about that one X that scarred you for life, okay?
This time it's not just scarred you because they were a POS piece of.
See how I didn't say the customer?
Yeah.
You can learn from that.
You can say it.
No, you can.
No, you can.
Or they just left you with a broken heart.
No.
They scarred you.
you in a different way.
Some spooky-ish happened with them.
Yeah.
Greg, you know what I'm talking about, right?
Yeah.
Like, the most recent girl that I was just talking to a couple months ago, I stood over her
house for the first time.
Oh, no.
And I don't know what it was.
So she lived in, like, a two-story house.
Went to the second floor.
And her sister lives in the opposite room.
But the thing is, her sister wasn't home.
Okay.
So then I'm sleeping in her bed and I'm laying there, and you just hear, like, somebody
running up the steps.
Just.
Nah, no, no, nah.
And I was like, oh, her sister.
She's here, so she gets up to go check her sister's room, empty.
She checks it downstairs, empty.
Nobody was there.
A sister's car wasn't even there either.
So she's like, okay, that's fine, whatever, right?
Close this door again, but louder, just loud.
In the hallway?
In the hallway.
In the hallway.
He's not believing you right now.
His eyes are rolling the back of his head.
Stop hating.
This was real hard.
The story isn't even finished, bro.
Okay, go more?
So then I'm like, there's no way.
Like, there's no way.
There's no way.
I'm what you know.
And I'm laying there.
and every time I would get into a deep sleep, I was shaking awake.
Like if somebody was shaking me.
You know what I'm talking about then, right?
Like the spirit shook you.
Yeah.
And I was just like, what's going on here?
What's like?
I don't know what's going on.
She has a mirror by the restroom.
And I stood staring at that mirror the whole night and I could not sleep.
You were just watching yourself?
I was just, no, no, like the mirror was facing the wall.
You know when you're drunk and you're just looking at your door?
No, I wasn't.
I wasn't drunk.
I wasn't drunk.
No?
No, I wasn't, no, I wasn't drunk.
Wake up, wake up.
That's the most trippy as part because I was sober the whole time.
Oh, damn.
And then so then, I ended up leaving and not telling her anything like what I felt.
I felt like somebody was there just watching me.
Like, it was scary.
I didn't tell her for about a week.
Yeah.
And then something just in my mind told me, like, hey, let her know.
Let her know.
So I told her, and she was like, that's crazy because I've been trying to find out if there's been something in my room this whole time.
What the hell?
She felt it, too, but she didn't want to say anything.
Enough with the drugs, Greg.
There's no trust
This is real
I need you to tap in
bro you got to tap into your inner
spiritual believer
Didn't something just happened
to you at West Covina
Lafactorie?
Yeah but
Let's like that you have his story
Yeah
The next day she got a priest to come in
And even the priest
The priest said
I thought the next day she got a priest
I thought so
A priest dog
Yeah
As she should
As she should
Good
She gave her like these little bottles
And was like
This is like the water.
Yeah, I will believe that.
Exactly.
He was like, there is something in this house.
Well, you're not alone, brother.
That's happened to a lot of people, especially our homie, Alex, is coming up inside the
Homey Helpline.
And he specifically wants to talk to you concrete.
Because if what happened to him is not real, you got to explain it.
He doesn't understand how what happened to him at his ex's house is even logical.
It has to be paranormal, okay?
All right.
That's 730 inside the Homey Helpline.
All right.
Greg, I believe your story.
Thank you.
Stay away from that girl, too.
And the drugs.
Just in case.
Just in case.
Just in case.
That's the sound of the police.
The petty police.
It's petty.
It's just petty.
I'm being petty.
Petty, petty girl.
Pretty and them.
Petty is.
Pretty.
Petitus.
Yesterday, the VMAs went down and I think they didn't realize just how petty Madonna was.
So Madonna, she has, by the way, she won Artists of the Year, you guys.
I was going to say it.
68 years old, artists of the year.
I was going to say if she didn't win it, then I was.
I was going to riot this morning.
Because she's dropped up them of bangers in her last year.
Here's a bangor she has with Sabrina Carpenter.
It's called Bring Your Love.
Yes.
So they both went on stage and specifically talked about this song, but I love a petty queen Madonna.
She threw shade at Sabrina Carpenter's team and was like, hey, just so you know, I really wanted to get this collab going.
but her team lagged it.
Listen.
Five days passed, and I still didn't get connected to Sabrina
and didn't hear back from her about whether she wanted to do a song with me.
Five days, I DM'd her.
And I don't know, within weeks we were in the studio together.
It was fabulous.
My team replies, just so everybody knows.
They do respond to people, but I respond faster.
No, that's never happened in the history of ever.
Where your team responds slower than you, then fire your freaking team.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You get a message from Madonna, you have to respond.
Yeah.
Don't act too big.
And Madonna is, oh, she's good at hopping on the A train.
And, like, whatever's popper.
She did it with, you know, the whole kiss with Britney Spears.
She's always been with the next, like the next.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
With the next popping girl, you know what I'm saying?
But honestly, Sabrina couldn't save her.
What do you mean?
That's a horrible record.
Oh, my God.
It's a very Madonna song.
Very Madonna and Sabrina.
Like the pop princess of all times.
and then the pop princess of right now,
they smashed together, had a baby.
Garbage.
Garbage.
So you won't bump it.
But Madonna's ours of the year.
By the way,
Concrete didn't see how Madonna was looking last night
until this morning.
That's egregious.
That's another egregious situation.
What's wrong?
She was dressed in a cute corset.
What's like?
Full, she's too old, dog.
Yeah, way, yeah, where.
What do you mean, dog?
She made a joke.
She saw, like, let me pull this laser out of my...
Her...
Yeah, it looks.
like her torso shrinked and then it's just like humpty dumpty with big old legs.
Oh yeah, because she do got a little junk in the trunk now.
Boca, I'm just saying, no, what I'm saying is that somebody, her team has to be like,
Madonna.
It's my daughter.
But if Madonna, she's going to do what she wants.
I'd still take that down.
Her team.
Of course you would.
Of course you would.
What?
You would still take that down.
Yeah, it's Madonna.
Fool, that's like, that should be illegal.
Remember Madonna bit Drake?
That's freaky.
She's winning.
She's always with the time.
She's crazy.
Her team.
Noah's Ark.
Nobody's telling her.
Who's on her team?
I don't know, but somebody has to tell her, though.
I don't know, Moses.
Moses.
You know, she.
Moses, Noah and Jesus are busy right now.
Yawa, Yahweh.
Hey, by the way, I was at the teal carpet of the VMAs,
and I thought it was really cool that I got the chance to talk to Fuerzaa
To be at the VMAs, I've done it in the past, but to be at the VMAs and now see someone that represents the area that makes the music that we listen to, that's really, like, you see them, you can't but think of Latinos, and this Hispanic character, it just made me really happy.
Just to see them walk the red carpet.
And it was, they were late already.
Yeah, not the line, because they're like us too.
Yeah.
But they did stop and talk to me.
They're like really quick, but we'll come and say, what's up to you?
and I got them to do a Fuza Rejida.
Shout out to Brownback.
Listen.
How are you guys?
How are you doing?
Thank you guys so much for saying hi.
I know it's busy.
Can I really quick get a Fuza Rejada?
I've never...
A salute to all a brown bag, okay?
Come on.
Fueza.
I'm part of Fuerza now.
Wow.
He's set together, so...
Sorry, guys.
Bye.
You got to do the Michael Jackson hair now.
Okay.
People are clattering the way that JOP looked.
What can you do, guys?
What can you do?
It looks nice.
A little ponytail, little bun, man bun, put it up, something.
You didn't like it any.
I don't.
I thought he was going for like a Michael Jackson when the crow was in the front of the face.
Yeah.
I thought he looked.
Moka Mike.
Yes.
Moka Mike.
88 Mike.
What are you from?
Did he start doing like little.
Start like doing like little.
What's the face?
He's never going to come in.
I like Jop.
Jop.
Jop.
Jop.
Jop, please.
I love Jop, please.
I love Jop, man.
You know what's cool about Jop?
I've made fun of him
and he comments and he laughs
and he's, he's, he's all about it.
Plus, we worked together before I was part of his,
no one of his, you know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
So he's cool.
He gets it.
He's fun with it.
He gets the caria.
Yeah, of course.
I didn't see the, all the comments are conning in,
El Buki.
Oh, at Buki?
A Buki?
And somebody calls me at Buki, I'm cool with that.
Yeah.
Over Michael Jackson?
Call me Michael Jackson.
I'm supposed to be offended with that.
Yeah.
Poor guy.
All right.
One of the greatest to ever do it.
That's true.
Yeah.
I thought it was going to, like, the comments are going to be, that's so cool.
The comments are like, look at them.
Look at his hair.
I thought it was looking fresh.
Yeah.
But then, it's like, he has corn rolls.
You clown that.
He has his hair slick back.
You clown that.
He has girls.
He can do nothing right, it seems.
his hair.
When you're on top,
people want to bring you down.
Yeah, that's true.
That's true.
That was good.
That was good.
It's getting to the weather cut.
And now, the weather.
With concrete storm.
Peritos, it is going out for the weather Monday,
September 28th.
First, we keep the Choles on in the city of Santa Carita,
where it's going to be hot like a Latina seorita.
81 degrees and 57 degrees at night.
Next we pull up to the eight in the city of Raymer, where fools hate and there's no lamers.
82 degrees and 61 degrees.
Now we push that O line to the city of West Athens.
Don't ask a cowboy fan today.
Hey, what happened?
79 degrees and 65 degrees at night.
Lastly, we love our sleeping beauties in the city of Lomita.
You look all cute.
Mouth open.
Oh, Lomita.
77 degrees and 65 degrees at night.
Batito is going to be a beautiful day today in Southern California.
Santa Clarita.
and 57 degrees.
Raymer, 82 and 61 degrees.
West Athens, 79 and 65 degrees.
And Lomita, shout-out-out-out-there.
77 and 65 degrees.
Barito's Ishabwee concrete
from Bradbury mornings are Power 106.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Tis the season where everything around us
just starts getting spooky and scary.
Yeah, I don't like it.
You just start hearing some scary sounds outside.
Yeah.
And there's a video of a scary sound that's going around right now and people are trying to figure out what the hell is it
Somebody took this video of a sound in the distance
And I want you guys to try to guess on what it sounds like listen to this
Did you guys hear it? That sounds like some kind of alarm like from what is it silent?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, like the siren heads and stuff like that before all the scary stuff
Let's say one more time one more time
This was just randomly playing somewhere
That's creepy.
That's creepy sound.
Yeah.
Somebody recorded it from their video, or from their window from their phone, and
was just trying to find out what the hell is that?
Even got so viral that the news got involved and asked people like around, like, what do you think it is?
Did you hear that bizarre noise on Monday night on Milwaukee South Side?
Really baffling residents.
And others liken it to something extraterrestrial.
It doesn't sound like a siren.
It's not a train.
It's not a tornado.
Nothing like that.
I'm just like, and I don't believe in it.
I don't believe in aliens like that, but also it's like anything's possible, right?
I heard like a noise, like almost a voice, like a humming.
It's coming from it.
Then you like heard it come around, but it was like saying bad boy or it was some weird noise.
It was bad boy.
It was Diddy getting out of jail.
It wasn't in Milwaukee.
Are you sure?
That's scary too.
Yeah, yeah, it was.
It wasn't ditty.
It wasn't no aliens.
It wasn't no ghosts.
What?
What was it?
El Alfa.
What?
Elfa is a Dominican artist that makes Dembo music.
And this is an intro to one of his songs called
Khe Fu'i. Listen to this.
Kha, boy.
Kha, boy.
Hilarious.
That's literally the sound like.
Hilarious.
That was the same.
Who the hell was bumping the alpha?
That's what I'm saying.
There's always an explanation.
Oh, my gosh.
So now you're saying the ghost are Dominican.
Oh.
And they pay baseball
The way that he did the
Queue does sound like how a bad boy
I did it
Why the other dude heard bad boy
They had that same little cadence
Yeah
I get what you're saying
So the next time you think
You hear an alien
It might just be a regettone star
You just might be
Bad
Boy
What
What
You like it?
No sex
superstars
I'm mad. This is scrolling. This is what happened. It's my man.
I love the song. I'm just telling you, there's always an explanation.
Oh, my God. Thanks. Let's get into Homey Help Lines.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the Homie Helpline.
And this one is for all the skeptics in the room.
We're about to get into some spooky tales.
Concrete, I don't, I see your face already.
Gotta de, ugh, gotta de, u.
Gotta de uke.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I get you, bro.
Just close your eyes.
All right.
Alex, hit us up.
He said, what's up, Polsita?
I've been hearing you guys talk about spooky situations,
and I feel like I have to tell you about my ex.
She's out of my life because of her cheating.
Sorry about that.
But not before she passed me a curse roundbag.
We haven't been together for close to five years now.
And to this day, what happened at her house creeps me out.
First of all, she moved to El Paso, Texas, by a cemetery at that.
And every time I would stay at her crib, I would get nightmares, bad ones, of me dying or weird creatures following me.
But it's what happened while I was awake that has me shook.
Get to it already, Alex.
One morning, I wake up, right?
My girl's usually already up getting ready, but this time she was right there, laying next to me.
So I get close.
I put my face in her hair, kiss her head, I put my hands around her waist, I feel her hands grab mine, or holding hands cuddling.
Then I hear the door open.
I think it's her mom.
So I turned and dog, I almost went on myself.
My ex was standing at the door.
drying her hair with a towel.
And she's like, what, babe?
I quickly turned and nobody was next to me.
My hand was just on the bed.
Nothing is holding it.
I got up so quick.
I freaked out.
I tell my ex what happened.
And she starts making jokes like,
you're cheating on me with a ghost stupid
and smacked me.
But I'm legit scared.
Time goes by.
Come on, I'm scared music.
Time goes by.
I lost my place.
I see her in the living room
She smiles at me
And then the back door opens
I look
It's her
And whoever was on the couch is gone
I'm thinking I have some kind of teleporting girlfriend or something
The worst part is
She doesn't freak out when I explain it to her
She just calls me crazy
Then one day her brother tells me
I'm not crazy
That it's happened with him too
He's seen his sister
My ex
on her bed.
Then a minute later, she's walking into the house
and doesn't know what he's talking about when he freaks out.
They also told me that back in the day,
their mom got some kind of witch upset,
and she cursed her children.
But they didn't believe in that.
Well, now it's me who's turning into a believer because WTF.
Me and this chick haven't been together in years.
I don't miss her, but I can't ever explain what happened.
Like if this isn't some paranormal stuff,
then how can you explain what I went through?
Malditia drogas.
And the brother too?
And the brother?
Yeah, I mean, whatever's,
there's some fire out there on El Paso,
let me tell you.
There's some paranormal lignas.
There's also a big spirits in Texas.
Yeah, a lot.
It was Mexico at one point.
Everything's bigger in Texas, I guess.
Alex is on the line.
Alex is on the line. Alex.
Alex, you already knew.
that concrete wasn't going to believe you, brother.
Oh, I already 100% I know this already.
Okay, okay.
All right.
You had a ghost girlfriend and a real girlfriend, or what do you explain it as?
I had, I don't know how to explain it.
It was just something crazy that I experienced those times.
Take me back to the bed moment where you wake up, you're cuddling with her.
You're in her hair.
Does it smell like your girlfriend?
Does it feel like your girl?
Like it's your girlfriend.
Yeah, it smelled like her because she always wore like a Victoria Secret Sprays.
And she would like put all those creams and stuff.
So it smelled like her.
Her hair felt, you know, it felt like her.
It was soft.
Her hand, you know, her hands small compared to mine.
So I thought it was her.
And there's no way you were dreaming.
No.
And there's no way you were on drugs.
No, because I, since I was coming from New Jersey to El Paso.
So I couldn't bring anything when we
I didn't bring the drugs
Oh so he just consumed them
Oh yeah
Oh my
He took them
He just took them all
Okay
You tell her and it doesn't seem like
She's freaking out
No she just thought I was crazy
And then she was just making
a joke about it
But it's like
Did I see what touched me
You know?
Yeah
But the back door one too
Like that one was crazy
Where she was sitting
And you saw her
She smiled at you
It wasn't like
maybe it was a figure.
You know, sometimes you pass by a room,
and then it looks like someone
that you turn is not.
Yeah.
It wasn't like your eyes playing tricks on you.
You really saw your girlfriend?
Yeah, like I come out of the bathroom,
my turn, see her sitting on the couch,
smiles at me, you know.
You know, I thought it was her.
I didn't think of anything else.
And you have good vision, bro.
And it looked exactly like her.
Like nothing.
100% like her, like her smile, everything.
And she was wearing exactly what she was wearing
at that moment.
Oh, that's crazy.
Does she have superpowers?
I mean, dude, look, it's just really hard for me to believe.
Then how do you expect?
But it happened to Alex.
And it happened to the brother, right?
Yeah, same thing happened to her brother.
When he was passing by her room, she was, like, sitting on her bed.
And then he said, when he came out, she wasn't there.
And he was like, oh, she probably, you know, left real quick.
But then she came, like, a few minutes later through the door.
She was just coming back from school.
So he was like, you were just here.
And she was like, no, well, that was.
of school.
Explain that.
Explain that. Explain that.
I can't.
Exactly. And now tell me about
the curse.
She told me
her mom lived in
Guadis Chihuahua,
one of those.
Okay.
So she thought that
yeah, it's like
great next story. So
she said that
one time
they used to live like
in an apartment
and I don't know what her
mom did
to piss the lady off.
She never told me.
And then she was like that one day her mom was like leaving for work because her mom was a nurse and
and uh,
and her the lady was waiting outside for her and she was and told her she was going to put her curse on all her kids.
Uh, she didn't tell her what she just like that she just told her she was going to put her curse on all her kids and all her kids will feel, you know, feel it.
And then she just walked away.
Oh.
So she actually did it there.
What?
Yeah.
So this could be.
that curse.
Yeah, so she actually did it.
That there's two of her.
Uh-huh.
How was that even a curse, buddy?
You're lucky, dude.
You are one lucky man.
You didn't take advantage of it.
That's the problem.
Well, someone was having her on the side, too.
She cheated on you, huh?
Yeah.
What about her 17-year-old co-worker?
Oh.
Her what?
Her co-worker.
15-year-old co-worker.
Her 17-year-old co-worker?
Yeah.
Man.
That is, Texas is different.
It is.
All right.
Where is she now?
Is she, does she, well, hold on.
Is she in jail?
For real.
No, she's working at a hospital over there.
Oh, at an hospital.
All right.
Nice.
This is a scary story.
Is she still her coworker?
Yeah, they had our kid together.
Oh, it worked out for them.
This story's got more terrifying.
Man.
Don't you wish you had the other side of her, the other one?
It was funny because I always get cursed that when I talked about wanting kids
And she said like, I never want kids
And then she had them having kids
Oh yeah
She wanted kids but not with you
That hurts, that hurts
Because my husband tells me the same thing
I was like, you don't want any more kids or do you just not want any more kids with me?
That's my trauma
That's my trauma
Anyway, back to Alex, back to Alex
And his double ghost
Alex
Alex, Alex, okay, you can't explain it
All these years later
This was eight years ago, no?
Or five years ago?
Five years ago.
Yeah, five years ago.
You're all still traumatado.
Because how can you explain it?
Algo Teh past a little that you just can't figure it out?
Because you don't miss her.
You don't want to be with her.
But it's just still trippy what happened.
Yeah, because I'm into that whole paranormal type of thing.
You know, I like listening to like ghost stories and all that stuff.
Yeah.
And then you grow up with it, you know, with my mom, my mom, my parents.
My parents are from Mexico, so my dad's from Mitrokan.
So he's always telling us, like, you know, stories.
God, every time there's a ghost story.
So we went to Mexico?
Food, like, Mexico don't cross the border or something, food?
Like, like, ghosts don't cross the border or something, food?
Like, what is it?
Well, I just think people are more spiritually in tune over there.
Like, they get it.
They don't explain it away, like these Chicano's.
Nobody's spiritually in tune here in the States.
You're not, clearly.
You're not.
We believe it.
We get called crazy if we say it.
We believe it.
You're just like, ugh.
You guys have never seen.
right here.
All of a sudden, you're American.
All of a sudden, you don't believe in goals.
No, I'm just saying.
You're too good for the Espiritu.
No, I'm just saying.
You have your papers and now you don't believe in the other side.
Maybe I'm not good enough for the Espito.
That's why I just got an experience.
Maybe that's why they don't come to me because they're like,
they do go to you.
Your homie came to you.
Possibly.
Ah, yeah.
Possibly.
I'm just saying, like, come on, there was two of them.
And then.
In that moment, did you ever turn?
heard of like find out if it was real or not like did you like a Ouija board did you do anything
stuff like that no i don't mess with a Ouija board i don't mess with none of that
i didn't even watch the movie that this is because i only have messed with that tape of stuff
it's not in there is the Ouija board in there just this but it's just all of that stuff right
you just kind of stay away from that but you do believe because your parents are from Mexico
yeah you know you listen to la yorra the story like la yorona and stuff so you know
so i always grew up and then like
our old, my mom would tell me, like, stories she were experienced when she lived at her
pueblo and stuff, you know.
The duendez and things, yeah?
Yeah, exactly.
Duwendes are real.
Do you know about, Angie, tell about duendez.
Do wendez, dog?
Yes.
Elves?
Elms?
No, they're like gnomes.
They're evil little gnomes.
They're here like.
Evil little noons, dog?
Yes.
They take your things.
You're bad.
They're thieves, too?
Yeah.
Br, get hip.
Do you don't know about duend's?
Your parents never tell you stories.
Alex, do you know about duendos?
All little elves do are.
It's help Santa.
Yeah, they can take kids if they're not baptized.
They say something's missing in your house.
It's a duende that takes it.
Duendez where you never saw Passion of the Christ?
Did you?
Yes or no?
Yes, I saw.
Okay, the little kids that then turn all evil outside to Peter, I believe, they're Duendez.
Really?
Yes.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
You're annoying.
Your mom has never told you.
stories about duendez,
the Yorna, evil things
that happened in the Pueblo?
No, she's never, no.
I don't, I don't remember,
but no, I don't think so.
She left it when she left the Pueblo,
she left all of that.
She left those espitos,
a yeah.
Oh my gosh.
We're spirits ourselves.
Yeah.
My barber texted me,
he experienced a paranormal mimic.
What is that?
A paranormal mimic is a supernatural entity
or spirit that copies the voice,
sound, or appearances of people you know
to deceive and manipulate you.
Oh, so that's...
Y'all never seen the movie The Mimic?
No!
What?
KpWRFM, HG1, Los Angeles, Power 106, L.A.'s number one for hip-hop.
For someone who doesn't believe so much con, you know a lot.
What is that?
What is that?
It's exactly what he just mentioned.
So why don't you bring it up earlier?
Yeah, Jismoso.
Oh, because I don't believe in stuff like that.
Oh, my gosh.
So the Mimic is that the Ghost mimics someone that's a lie.
Like voice copying, luring and confusion, natural of the entity, like everything, all that stuff.
We were also talking within the room and our producer Ramona, who's with a gang.
She was like, not like that, but yes, like that.
Also, double entendre.
But she was like, no spirits.
Like, let's say it was a curse or whatever.
It attached.
He saw what was attached to the girl.
And that's why, like, if you guys ever see me with another girl, it's the minute.
Oh, my God.
Don't start doing it for that.
It's an entity, fool.
No.
Okay.
But we want to know.
from you because we have a lot of believers in here, but we also have skeptics.
But it's you who has to live with it.
You're the one that experienced something that you just can't explain besides it was something
paranormal.
Let's go to R.B. in Riverside.
What's up, R.B., what's up, R.B., talk to us.
What happened?
My mom is the one that experiences paranormal activity.
She talks to dead people.
She reaches out?
She talks to dead people?
Yeah, she doesn't.
know that they're dead, but
she, like, Mexico
and she will be walking with
dead people talking to them, and
later on she finds out that they've been there for like
two, three a month. Oh,
to her, they're real people and she just had
an experience with them. And then later
finds out they've passed away. That's what
you call the six cents.
I see.
They're from, are you laughing? Are you saying?
I've seen this
movie.
Country, no me cre?
No.
How much?
How you gonna say,
with those
your mom
talks to dead people,
fo?
Yeah,
and she doesn't know.
Right now
at her company
that she works
right now,
um,
also the same
she walks in,
she goes to work
she runs the light,
but before she gets to the light,
I guess there was a person there
was a guy and she was talking to the guy
like normal,
you know, like,
hey, this morning,
how you doing?
Yeah.
You know,
and,
like,
and then later on,
you know,
finds out like the guy
is not even there
and they tell her like,
oh yeah,
the guy's been dead
for like about,
you know,
couple years already.
You see it?
It happens here too.
His mom?
It's his mom.
Come on.
Oh, no.
Does your mom, does that freak her out?
Or is she like,
I am.
Not at the moment.
Like, she tells me, like,
moment no me da me da meadow,
but like, yeah, later on,
like, when I find out, like,
they're dead, like, it creeps her out.
But, like, she doesn't understand
why she goes through that.
Like, why she is able to see the dead people
talk to them and things like that.
Why she's more sensitive to all of that.
Yeah.
Dang.
And that's never happened to you.
Do you think it passed to you?
To me? Or maybe?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, not to me, but, like,
also me say that sometimes my dad will come visit her,
like, like, touches her and everything.
Like, she'll feel like the pressure of the bed go down and everything,
because my dad passed away a long time ago.
And from time to time, like, I guess he'll come and visit her and checks up on, I guess.
And she tells her, like, she talks to my dad and tells her, like,
oh, how much is, you know?
And, you know, your kids are doing good.
things like that and she feels his presence right there in the room in the bed.
Oh, that must be special.
Yeah.
Your mom was considered a clairvoyant.
Clairvoyant, yeah.
Clairvoyant.
Who's texting you?
Who's texting you?
No, I looked it up really quick.
He googled it.
I was like someone who talks to dead.
She doesn't know she's talking to dead people.
Yeah.
Correct, yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
Is that like a medium?
There's different types of mediums.
One is the clairvoyancy where they can.
Thank you.
I believe that.
That's his mom.
Dude, and that's what we're checking it
laying it down from the other side.
Is this too my, my God?
Get it's on the bed and everything.
Socorro,
still, you're my,
oh,
see, no,
just that's been a good mama,
still.
Oh, my.
How much the Arby?
Oh, okay,
Ben, I'll give him
my Arby,
or not.
Oh, yeah, me go, yeah, me go.
Yeah, me go.
She tells my dad, go
go scare him, go talk to him, too.
Yeah, go, go over there, go over there.
Hey, I believe it.
It's become a joke in their family, but they know it.
Sometimes it happens.
Your antennas are up.
Our antennas are up.
Let's go to Ivan and Pico Rivera.
What's up, Ivan?
Good morning.
Wait, hold on.
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Now over to the homie.
Ivan.
Hey, y'all was good.
Burnback, Buenos Aires.
Buenos Aires.
Ivan, I'm looking at your call notes right now.
I'm creeped out already.
No, honestly, like, you may not believe me or not, you know, this is honestly, like, the truth, because it happened to me as a kid, and it's something that really stuck with me for, like, till, till now.
And, honestly, I just remember being asleep, right, and I woke up in the middle of the night.
It was like, I can't really remember that time, but I just remember seeing somebody at the edge of my bed.
And, you know, I didn't really think nothing of it.
I thought it was my head style.
So I was calling to her, I was like, Ma, like a Ma.
And she kind of, you know, they didn't pay attention to me.
She was just looking the other way.
And then she, no, fuck, you know, my bad.
She was, she looked at me.
I'm so sorry.
She looked at me and she told me to shut up.
She just put her finger over her mouth and she was just like, be quiet.
That shook me and I was pretty much scared.
But later on, like after when I grew up, I told my mom about it.
and she specifically told me in that apartment that my uncle would get touched by a spirit like by somebody
she would get like he would like sexually get touched by like a woman and they would say
and um and that's i swear i'm not even lying and that's when i like confessed her because i never
told anybody you know growing up i never told anybody about that experience and um uh i spoke to
my mom about it and she was like damn oh you know what i remember specifically when your own
was living with us, somebody would sexually, like, touch him, like, in places, like, you know.
And I remember, like, seeing how this person looked, and she gave me, like, Cholita vibes and
was weird with that her whole, like, I didn't really think nothing of it because I was a kid,
but her whole body was glowing white, you know?
And it's just, honestly, just, and later on, honestly, when I was going to school,
I met some girl that lived in that same apartment.
And she said that the same thing, like, oh, yeah, that, that, that, I remember.
remember that house was like super super haunted.
And that's all I remember seeing.
From a glowing cholita, you said?
No, yeah, like it was just like her whole body was going, but it's just like she was like she, she honestly looked like a cholita if I'm being honest.
She's like, yeah, dude, that's my mom.
Let me talk on you right now.
Can I get that address?
Don't do that.
No, because it's a thing.
Yeah, it's a thing.
The deal?
He was a kid.
Oh, the deal was a kid.
No, he, Ivan was a kid.
He was a kid.
How old would you feel when he was getting touched by the ghost?
He was, for sure, like, in his 20s, like, early 20s.
And he would dress, honestly, he would dress, like, exactly how I would think that, you know.
Like, he would dress, like, in a way, like, a Cholito.
Like, back how he did, like, in the early 2000s, like baggy, baggy shorts, like, baggy shirts and all that.
Bald head.
Hey, don't be saying back in the day, for him.
Until this day.
No, no.
First off.
You're describing the homie Eric right now.
Don't make it sound like it was 40 years ago, my jean.
No, because I'm 29, so, I mean, you know, it's like, I get you.
I get you.
Honestly, I was like three or four years old.
He would have been attractive to the Cholita Ghost.
Exactly, yeah.
And the way I remember it, like, the girl to me, she, she resembled my mom.
Like, well, in a way, I thought it was my mom, because my mom honestly, she was really pretty.
And the way I saw that girl, I was like, who is this, like, who's this person right here?
But, like, I didn't know.
because she wasn't facing towards me, right?
Oh, okay.
That's when, like, as soon as she faced towards me and told me to shut up,
that's when I was freaked.
I was freaked out.
I went under my blanket, and ever since then, like, I just kept having nightmares, like,
shen.
We ended up just leaving because of that apartment.
So it was kind of, it was just a weird experience that kind of just stuck with me
for, like, you know, until this day.
And it's something that every time I, like, think about it,
it kind of just bring chills, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Cholita chills, br, bro.
And you can search up, you can probably search up the apartment.
They're called the Pee Cicys right there in Pico Rivera, right there on Woodard Boulevard.
They're called the Piquis.
The Piquis.
I mean, yeah, the gang that's around there.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bro, what?
No, actually, you know who talked about that, too, having, like, those kind of encounters with the ghost and a Nicole Smith?
She said that she would feel at night, like a ghost crawl up her leg and she would get all those, like, who-hoo-ho-hoo.
That was a freaky ghost.
Yeah.
And she says she, like, eventually accepted it.
She accepted it.
Yeah.
I'm not even kidding.
Anna Nicole Smith had the same exact name.
They probably had the same drugs, too.
I'm telling her, malditas drogues.
They took a rhino before.
Oh, my God.
And why are they complaining about this?
Because that's creepy.
And he was scared.
He wasn't a kid.
He probably likes Cholas now.
No.
Fantasma del Sur.
Damn.
Imagine the La sleepy at night.
The ghost of La Sleepy coming on me?
When I hear music.
Oh, wait.
What?
Pause.
Pause.
Gas.
I'm like,
Ah, La Sleepy.
They're coming back.
Stop.
You're stupid.
She turned you around.
No.
See.
No.
See.
What's wrong with you?
That's his experience.
No, no, no.
It's the first time I heard of Chola Ghost, but hey, that's a...
I don't know anything to complain me about it.
So come here, it's there.
Toma, homie.
Come here, dude.
Carlos.
Oh, Carlo.
You're all thick.
Ew.
Ew.
Ew.
Ew.
That's great.
She's like, ooh, how'd they get in?
That's food.
No, you kidding?
I actually believe his a lot.
Me too, I'm telling you.
That was a mean as Chola, too, because he said he was little.
The Chola comes on the bed and tells him to shut up.
Shut up.
I'm trying to get your uncle.
Yeah.
Okay.
And yeah, you know, people always are like, oh, yeah, my place is built on a graveyard or like stuff like that.
And it's always a ghost and you don't, like, of course.
course a ghost would be a chola here right now.
Yeah.
Like that, yeah, of course.
It's Whittier Boulevard.
Of course.
It's a chola.
That makes the most sense.
You know how she got there?
How?
In a 64 Impala.
She got there.
She ghost ride the whip?
She ghost rode the whip.
Wow.
I was looking for one.
You found it.
All right.
Jessica.
Jessica.
Jessica.
Jessica.
Good morning, Jess.
Good morning.
Did you see what you're about to walk into?
Do you see?
Yeah, Wednesday,
Sr.
I had to call in.
Okay.
When I was in about
in second grade
on my great grandma's house
in Silmar.
Oh, Somar.
Hold on, hold on,
see,
I love how it went
from the Mexico places
to the hood places.
To the rancho.
Don't talk about
Silmar like that.
Be very careful.
I love Silmar.
Not me.
Jessica.
Jessica.
It's okay.
Silmar is creepy,
Loki.
Yeah?
It's a lot of just like,
when I was little
in the middle of the night,
I woke up because I needed to go get something to drink.
And my grandma has a long hallway.
So as I'm walking down the hallway, I'm hearing like dishes rattle in the kitchen.
And I'm like, thinking my great grandma's in the kitchen getting something.
And as I hit the end of the hallway, it opens up into the living room and like the kitchen table.
And then the kitchen's worth of the corner.
And there's something sitting at the table.
And I stopped dead in my tracks.
and it's looking at me
and the way I can resemble it
is like it looked like a leprechaun
like from the leprechaun movie
I don't know if you guys
ever seen that movie
but it was swinging its little legs
and like doing that high emotion
with its fingers
and it was just looking at me smiling
so I ran back to the room
and as I get on the bed
I'm hearing the closet
like it sounded like popcorn
like something was
falling in the closet. Like if you're throwing shoes inside the closet. Okay. And all I hear is
kill her. And it's like a scary movie. What did she hear? Kill her in like small, small
voices. And it's like a scary movie. I was like freckety freak. I'm like over here like
shoving my mom. I'm like mom wake up like a scary movie. She didn't wake up. Yeah. Didn't I wake up.
That's a duende. And you were two years old. So second grade. No, it wasn't second grade.
But trip out.
So I have a cousin that's five years younger than me.
So when she was 18, I was at my Tia's house and we were talking about scary stories
because everyone's had an experience at my great grandma's house.
Yeah.
In so much.
In so much.
Yeah.
She talks about how she's seen something small, smiling at her, waving at her.
And I told her, stop paying.
I told her Brianna.
Stop paying with me because I never told anyone the story.
This was a story that I never told anyone.
So that's when the story brought up.
She's like, I've seen it.
And I'm like, you're giving me the goosebumps.
She's seen the same thing, but at a different time in her life when she was little.
No.
And I know that house was haunted because whenever anyone would leave the house,
even my great-grandpa would sit in the house by himself.
He would wait in his car in the driveway until someone came back home.
Wow.
Oh, they knew.
Has that house been, like, since you said your great-grandma, I'm assuming she passed away?
No, my great-grandpa was still alive.
Let's go.
Wow.
My son is a great, great grandchild.
Bro.
Dang.
You guys got great jeans.
A lot of two.
How old are they?
Oh, that too.
My grandma just had her birthday, so she's like in her 80s.
Okay.
My family had, they had us young, so like my mom's still in her 40s.
Yeah, a lot of team parents.
Okay.
Okay.
But does she still have the house?
So they sold it to my uncle.
And so obviously they're the next family to start experiencing stuff.
Oh, it's still going on.
We spend the night at your Tio's house.
Just concrete alone.
Well, they sold it.
They were done with that.
They sold it right after that.
They couldn't handle it.
Oh, it got that bad?
Yeah, I guess when my great grandpa bought the house,
I guess there was some type of, like, symbols in the backyard.
And whenever they used to try to, like, grow anything right there, it would die.
Oh, that's where they, like, did the brujia and stuff like that, probably.
That was Duendez right there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was Duendez right there.
And I believe it.
Me too.
All of that.
The swinging of the legs, the big old smile.
Explain that.
You can't explain that?
And then she had a story, and then years later, her cousin says it, and it's the same situation.
Explain that, God?
I can't, I guess.
I can't.
Or just family members that talked about it, so, you know.
No, she never told anyone.
Come on, guys.
You still don't believe it?
I believe that.
That's freaky.
That's so scary.
being that little
and you see that at night
never getting up
Telling nobody
Why are you laughing?
She got up to go get something
and drink
Yeah
Thania said
Yeah
She was seven
Come on
Yeah you go to the
You're tripping
You're tripping
You're tripping
All right
That story was
bogus
That was one of the realest
stories that I've heard
That I was like
Number one
It happened in Silmar
And Silmar
just has a vibe to it.
Does it?
Yes, it does.
Don't lie, you does.
Like, once you're on foot hill,
it gets freaky.
Nan, I don't mean the good kind of funny
with the party crews
and the backyard parties.
That happens, too.
But, like, it's by the mountains.
It's hell of dark up there.
Mountains are so scary.
At night, yes.
The start, yes.
No, they're past.
No, they're ridiculous.
There's ranchals up there.
It's just a bunch of land
and scary, spooky,
hilarious.
Lefty there?
No, I didn't know.
It's scary up there.
Don't lie.
Left the ghost play.
Come stop it.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Well, let's go to Martin in Huntington Park.
I was buying times.
HP.
Martin.
Martin in Huntington Park.
I want to go to this guy.
What's up?
We are talking about our homie, Alex.
Alex, who hit us up because of some paranormal stuff that happened at his ex's house that
he cannot explain.
He was cuddling with a ghost or her is what he thought.
He can't explain it.
We can't explain it.
Concrete just doesn't.
doesn't believe it.
Well, sometimes when you wake up, you think you're waking up, but you're technically
asleep and you're still dreaming.
And but then it happened to his brother too, not the culling part, but the singing the sister.
And then we went to the back door.
He was awake.
Martin, Martin, H.P.
Martin.
Oh, hey, what's up, brown bag?
Hey, bro.
I'm going to tell you right now, don't cuss.
You sound like you cuss.
Do not cuss, okay?
Okay.
Okay.
Well, it might sound like I cuss, but I don't really cuss like that.
Okay, good.
All right, all right.
Because we have no more dumps in our system.
Come on.
All right.
Martin, talk to us.
All right.
So about, you know, talking about Alex and him not trying, like, don't know how to explain what's going on to him.
I had, like, an experience like that when I was a kid.
I was into, like, all this magic stuff and, like, all the hobbit stuff because I'm, like, a nerdy-ass kid.
And so, you know how in elementary you guys would have, like, book fairs and stuff?
Scholastic.
And so when I was a kid, I told my mom, hey, mom, do you think I could get money?
I could buy like this book and she had always,
like what do you,
what kind of book do you want?
And me being the nerdy kid, I was like, I need,
I want to buy this spell book, like this magic book that I see every time.
It's like shiny is right there and it's only like $10.
And she was like, okay, fine, I'll buy it for you.
And so when she bought it, I would like read through it and I'll see all these spells
and all these like fact about like dwars and elves and gnomes and like trolls and stuff.
But there was like this part of the book where like supposedly if you would repeat the spell, you'll get these guys to pop out.
And so when I was one time when I was like I would memorize the spell, I would memorize the spell and I was outside in the backyard and back in my house, well, the house that I used to live in there was like a big lemon tree.
And I would play around this lemon tree and like it was big.
So I would like dangle from it.
Like I was just hanged from there just messing around.
And one time, I was repeating the spell when I was playing in the, like, around the tree.
And for some reason, it just got really, really quiet.
But, like, stuff coming from the tree.
But sometimes I would feel like it was just birds and stuff, so I wouldn't really, like, think about it.
But this one time, it was, like, it was, like, a lot of noise.
Like, like, there was something bigger than a bird coming from the tree.
Yeah.
And that's when I was like, well, and I got.
off the tree. Like, I didn't panic or anything, but I just got off the tree and I kept looking at it, like, trying to see, like, what the heck is in this tree? And I forgot to mention, I used to live with my little cousins, too, because it was, like, a whole house. I just filled with little kids. But that one time I heard, like, like, little kid laughter, but, like, more, like, squeaky laughter. Like, not, like, a kid laughing, you know, but it was more like a, like, a freaking, I don't know.
Like a little evil like
Yeah like a Mickey Mouse
Someone laughing
Oh come get these hands money
Yeah
And so then when I got off the tree
And I heard that
I came from behind me
I looked around really quick
And I was like oh no
I was like what is that
And then I saw the tree
And then when I looked back to the tree
It was just like
Like something jumped off
And then went back like
I don't know
It went back around, like, the tree.
And they're like, okay, peeking back at me and going hiding back behind the tree.
And it peaked back again.
And I was like, oh, hell not.
So I just ran into my house.
They said they're, like, playful little one-gings.
Yeah.
Hey, so, hey, what's the spell?
Yeah, do you say do you memorize it?
I forgot.
Yeah, right.
No, no, no.
The thing is, my mom, I told my mom about it.
And she was like, you know how, like, make sure mom's freak out.
And they're like, you know what?
Nel, Tomo, see, I don't know
because something's going on.
And so I would be like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
And she was like, no, I won't talk about it right now.
But then, like, after that, I talked about her.
I mean, I talked about it.
And I told her, I was like,
Imma, do you remember that?
And she was like, yeah, I do remember that.
And she was like, I don't want to talk about it
because it's always something with, like,
it brings me back to when I was a little girl.
And I would never, like, tell anybody about that.
I don't know.
Well, I was a duende.
So it happened to his mom too.
Yeah, but you got a little duende friend in the tree.
Yeah, from a book.
The mom tooth.
I mean that.
Concord, you want to believe in this stuff?
No.
Yeah, you do.
You said, show me, right?
Yeah.
Okay, there's a duende incantation I sent to you right now.
Say it if you're so bad and you don't believe.
Go say it.
I looked it up.
Oh, my God.
There's a chant for me.
This is a recorded invocation.
for the Duende Sahoria figure in Cantabrian folklore said to help find lost things.
So go ahead.
Go ahead.
Duendo, duend.
Wait, wait, let him.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on the clear.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Duende, doende.
Duendezito.
One cause I just I perdi.
Duende, dend de dendezito.
Compagetese to be of me
Get the hell out of here,
now, stop.
Shut up!
Shut up!
You're a butt!
That was just DJ E-Man.
Bye, buddy.
Wow.
Oh, my God.
You guys are just sorry.
Tell me what happens.
Tell me what happens.
It beaks teachings.
Teaching you words that sound bad.
But it's actually not what you think.
Offer Hispanic Heritage Month.
Brought to you and sponsored by the gods.
Los Dioces.
Oh my God.
Perritos, let's tiptoe the FCC lines today.
Is that okay with you, Letitia?
For favor.
Today's word is Bichel.
Oh, that one's funny.
Yeah, that means little kid.
What?
Yes.
And El Salvador Bichol can be affectionate word for a little kid.
Veni Bichel is like saying, come here, kiddo.
The word has different meanings elsewhere, so the Salvadoran context matters.
This is how you use it.
This is how I've learned how to use it.
When I'm looking for my little girl's mom, aka my wife, I say, where's my little beach-as mother?
Where is my little beach-a-s mother?
Where can she be?
That's technically right.
Where's my little beach-as mother?
Everybody's saying it with me, where's my little beach-as mother?
Yeah, that's the mother of your daughter.
It's perfect, right, guys?
What's wrong?
And she's your beached.
Yeah, if you want to say I'm that kid's father, you can say I'm that big-ass mother.
Beach as father.
Just like that.
Say it with me.
I'm the Beachas father.
You're also a beach as father.
And it's perfectly fine, guys.
Just be a beach as father.
I don't believe you guys.
Where's my beach as mother?
Where is she?
Where is my beached?
Where's my beach is at?
I love my beaches.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And the beachos.
And the beachos.
For favor, dog.
See, it's not so bad.
Say it with me.
Pichio.
Beacho.
Yeah.
It's just a boy.
Carol G.
What?
That's Bichota.
Okay, that's not the same thing?
Nope.
No.
No, that's actually a flip on a dragatory turn, right?
Bichota?
Yeah.
No.
Yeah.
Is it?
Bichote is Puerto Rican.
For what?
Let Sochi talk.
Let's see.
Sochi talk.
Sochi.
Come here.
They can't hear you.
They can hear you from the back of the pyramid.
It's like not.
I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure it's like narco-affiliated.
Something like that.
Oh, the bichotes?
Don't quote me.
Don't quote me.
She sounds a lot different than Wattachios.
I don't know.
Oh, he's a different.
La Cosa.
Oh, it's a bit chit.
And for Mexicans, it's actually bugs.
Wow.
She's so smart.
See, that's my little helper right there, guys.
La Sochi.
Yeah.
Okay, bichat.
That's my little beach-ass friend right there.
No, you said that wrong.
Yeah.
That's my, you're her friend.
That's my beach-ass friend right there.
Because I'm your beach house.
Yeah.
Right now, where is my daughter's mother?
Where is my beach house mother, wherever you are, beach has mother, I love you.
This is the big steachings FCC.
Get at me, homie.
Oh, goodness.
All right.
No, pasa nada.
All right, all right.
Zool, come here?
Now what's going on?
Ew!
Cheesmation with Angie.
Okay, you guys, I don't know how to feel about this, but.
But fans are convinced that Carol G or Michota
has soft-launched her relationship with Drake.
Wow.
Yeah, so last night she actually brought him up in Houston, right,
to perform their song, Aie, this one.
I want a lot to you know, I want a lot to you all.
Yeah, they perform that together.
You can say whatever you want about Drake,
but do you know how happy those people are?
Oh no, they were
Yeah, they were
Super excited
Yeah, Houston's like
He's taking home
Yeah
Yeah
Houston's like
Yeah, Houston's like
Yeah
They turned up
When he came out right
But then Carol G
started like
Dancing on him
And he was saying things like this
I like
So cring
He's so cring
He's so crazy
And he was trying to act
So cool
This is the thing about Drake
He's trying to come in
I'll suave all
And it's just
Oh it just reads
Like oh
I'm
I mean, if she's going to do with anybody, right?
I mean, Drake is at that level.
I mean, you know.
No, I don't want that for her.
I don't want that either.
Because it's not going to work out.
It's not like they're going to get married.
He said he wants a Latina.
Of course you know.
Like Carolina.
So it might have worked out.
I don't think so.
No, no, no.
Because every other girl he's dated has been sick of him.
He already did the pop princess Rihanna.
He already did the sports princess Serena.
And so many people in between.
All of a sudden, now he wants a Latina.
And he got her.
You can't be mad at that.
We don't know.
We don't know that you did.
And I hope, Carolina, if you're hearing this, please don't fall for it.
Please, this is love bombing at the greatest extent, baby girl.
Yes, and you've been through it already with Anuel, your other ex.
If you just didn't work out, you and Fade were cool.
It was chill.
Just be cool.
You can't be single, baby, girl.
Isn't this the second show that he's been to?
He's never came out on a show.
But this is the second one.
When she was in Canada.
Oh, yeah, they're dating.
I know.
They're dating.
I know.
They're not going to lie.
No.
They were touching each other like you do with your girl.
Yeah.
And, like, they could say.
That's his little boot thing.
They could say that it's like artists
and just dancing, no, bro, all the way.
And she was extra comfortable.
Usually it's Carol.
Like, for example,
Pesso Blumas came out.
She knows to keep her distance.
Like, that's her homie.
Right?
On Drake, bro, she was backing up
and looking back at it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what he would do the same thing with her.
Oh, yeah.
No, but.
To Drake?
Yes, he would.
He said, oh, yeah.
Grave would be like,
I can recel.
Get ready for Daryl G guys
Oh, not Drakow G.
Oh, no.
No, not Drake.
No.
Daryl G, girl.
Daryl G, girl.
We'll go with that.
Yeah, I know.
The thing is though Bruno is like trying to...
Okay, I was gonna say that because not too long ago,
she also posed with pictures with Bruno,
her hugging him and back and forth and then even they performed together.
You don't see the difference though?
There's one.
One's a little bit just...
More touchy?
Yes, way more touchy.
Especially when you know, you're taking her down?
You're touching her more.
Carol's just play the game.
She's single.
But that's the whole thing.
I think when you're actually dating someone, you make it seem like you're not, though, right?
Like, you would be, like, less touchy.
Have you seen...
The way they looked is exactly how him and Rihanna looked when they were dating and they were performing together.
Okay.
You know what?
It's not same performance, though.
Because she's a fan of Rihanna.
You really.
think she's going to date Rihanna's ex as Drake?
Probably if she was a fan
of Rihanna, she wouldn't have collab with Drake in the first place.
You're right. Like if we, if we're being girls,
girls like that. Yeah. No, you're right. She loves
Rihanna so bad. She's down to be with the guy.
Greg or? I don't know.
Greg and Drake. Greg. I want to see that.
Take one for the... That's not taking one for the team.
If I'm saying OVO next week, buddy.
You're right. If you're signed to OVO, you're going to let him hit it?
You'd be on.
Damn. Who would it? It's Drake.
Well, we're going to get out of this.
Hey, fuck
Hell of Studios
What's 9 plus 10?
Turn your life?
Look at this studio's food.
Damn, Peritos, researchers
have found something really huge.
What?
Biblical proportions.
What?
Wait, wait, wait.
Say it right for it.
Have you got biblical?
No.
Bliblical.
Ambilical.
Say it right, con.
You know it.
Yeah, go.
Bliblical.
No, stop, bro.
Biblical.
Biblical.
Biblical.
Biblical proportional.
Proposia.
Stop.
Are you Asian.
Biblical a portion.
I'm just saying, guys, do you guys ever heard about this guy named Noah?
See?
No, Noah.
Noah.
Have you ever heard about his arc?
Hey, yo.
Well, guess what?
Researchers have potentially found it from above.
The formation that they found looks like a giant boat about 515 feet long.
Researchers say earlier radar scan showed lines and angles beneath the ground that could resemble interior spaces.
Soil samples from the inside of the formation also differ from samples outside.
The team is now investigating with more scans and more core samples to learn what's actually underground.
Nobody has confirmed that it's no one's art, but the features could still have a natural geological explanation.
Where is it?
I don't know.
Man, where is it?
Is it in Armenia?
Yeah, somewhere in the world.
Bro, this part of your story.
Come on.
You've seen what they found.
Where did they find it?
Look, what I'm saying, no, Mount Ararat.
I think I'm from Mount Ararat.
Yeah, I didn't want to say because I'm pronouncing it.
Mount Ararat.
Eastern Turkey.
That some researchers believe that that could be Norris Ark out there.
The site has been known since 1959, but a newly approved investigation is taking a closer look.
I don't, you know, it could just be a big boat, you know what I'm saying?
Well, all of these things that happen in the Bible, because you're a religious man.
Yes.
They had to have happened somewhere on this earth.
So I always wondered like where was Noah's Ark at and stuff.
It is interesting.
You know, so if they can pinpoint it to that area, it makes sense, you know?
It is interesting.
Because they were alive on this earth at one point.
At one point, yes.
And if you believe in the story of Noah's Ark, it would the boat had to have landed somewhere, you know?
It must have been a boat as huge to carry two of every animal.
If I built one right now, what animals would you bring?
What two animals would you bring at, Gene?
A lion and a lioness.
And that's the same thing.
I know.
No, that's cool.
Yeah, well, they would have to consummate.
You're right, right?
Letty, what would you bring?
What two animals would I bring to you?
To concrete's arc.
To concrete's art.
What is happening on this arc?
Yeah.
Oh.
I'm saving the world.
You're saving the world.
You know that God said in the Bible that he won't flood the world twice
at the way that it ended the first time and won't end the second time.
So we wouldn't need your boat.
What do you mean?
We wouldn't need your boat.
Maybe you would.
Did you?
Okay.
If I was on your boat.
Yeah.
If I was Noah.
Noah.
Noah.
If I was no, and I'm like right there, just hammering.
Okay.
Hammering down.
Okay.
On my boat.
Oh, God.
And I'm like, hey, letty, take the dog.
Hey, bring two animals, whatever you want.
Hurry out.
You have a boy.
Yeah.
What would you bring?
I would bring, hmm, maybe hummingbirds.
Aw.
Homingbirds are cute.
Hummingbirds?
Yeah.
Cumingbirds.
And then what else?
What's a cute land animal that I like?
Oh, capovaras.
Okay.
I need to do that.
How about you, Greg?
They're all the rave right now.
They're super viral.
Yeah.
Well, I would be resourceful and bring a cow and a chicken.
Dude, I was going to say that.
Who? Yeah, we want steak on the boat, right?
A little piece of steak.
Have a little talk.
No, they have to live.
Okay, so two cows.
They can't die on the boat.
I never said bring them to survive.
I just said, we need to survive.
You should keep them on the boat because then when the boat docks,
you're going to need them to recreate so you could have more steak.
Dogs.
What's just having one steak when you can have steak forever after?
You have to let them live, fool
Yeah, I know, I would, you know,
consummate with the cow.
You would consummate with the cow?
I have a bull.
Ew.
You were saving that.
You're saving that.
I'm saving that.
And then I would make,
and then I'd make chicken wings
with the other hungry,
little little chicken strips.
Yeah.
You feel me?
With ranch.
With concrete ranch.
With concrete ranch.
Come on.
Oh, that's not what I meant, dude.
That's really.
No, I'm saying, I wouldn't make my own.
I would make my own.
Anyways, I would be like a cruise ship.
It would be like, you know, party all the time, party all the time.
You can't.
It's just you and one other person, no?
Me and Eric.
Maybe me and Eric.
You'd be the one rank.
Your wife, you rude.
Me and Eric is going to come at you.
Hey, me and Eric, we're going to be on my arc.
Then civilization will not proceed.
No.
It's just be me and the homies, huh, right there.
Just you and Eric.
All the perrito.
I would bring my dog Chuck.
I'll be my dog Chuck.
But not Nikki?
Your wife.
At this time, I'm not even married, guys.
What?
No, I wasn't married.
You said, was no.
Wait, was no married dog?
You're missing.
Yes, and his family was on the arc.
Because they were automatically.
Aren't you the big, oh, I'm a church guy?
They were automatic.
His family was already on the boat, dog.
You're the liar.
Why not I had to bring them twice.
Yeah, he was married.
He was married.
Did he take his wife on there?
Yes.
He had three sons.
Did he bring his wives?
Yay!
What's her name?
I don't know.
Mrs. Noah?
And they even brought their wives of the sons, too.
Wow.
See?
How else would they recreate the civilization?
We're all children of Noah.
If that's true, because he only brought them.
Oh, well.
See?
There's like, got to know.
Anyways, well, let's figure it out.
I can't wait until they figured out.
This is it.
50 for that.
That's a huge arc.
That was studious full
They possibly found out
Where Noah's Ark landed
It's in Ararat
Yeah, Turkey
Turkey
Yeah, Turkey
I'll be back to more for more
Thank goodness
Can't wait
Come learn
Shoot the Jay
Shoot it
Playball
All right you guys
I'm Greg
I'm Greg covering for Vick
He's still in Puerto Rico
Partying it up right now
Oh
What is it?
There's storms over there right now don't
Yeah
He thinks he's a bad bunny, though.
I wonder how he's drinking his mojitos, all mojado.
But anyways, do you guys remember that viral?
That viral couple that was at the Giants game and the wife was carrying the baby and all the food?
Talked about it.
The husband, yes, we talked about it.
And how con was like, yeah, how dare she not bring a soda?
Ketchup.
How she would forget the ketchup?
Remember that Kahn?
Yeah, well, I'm sorry.
Well, you're going to have to apologize to the wife, Eric.
because she finally spoke out about her husband Ramses, all right?
She took her husband to the game.
And what was happening is that she went to the restroom with the baby.
She took the baby to change the baby because she said the baby was cold.
And she's like, you know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to finally just take the baby to get changed, change the diaper.
And on the way back, I'm going to pick up some food for my husband.
So she texted him, like a picture of the menu.
Yeah.
And she asked him, do you want any food?
He said the brisket sandwich, whatever is shorter for the line.
She said, it's okay.
Oh, wait, it's not that long.
That's her being a good wife.
She carries back the food to the seats.
Yeah.
That's what gets videoed.
Nothing else gets videos.
No, nobody can hear what they're saying.
Apparently, she's telling everybody on the internet, he offered to grab the food.
And he also offered to grab the baby so she could eat first.
And she said, no, I ate before the game, so you eat.
You eat these three plates.
You, yes.
That was a lot of food.
Her being a good wife doesn't take away from him being inconsiderate and just getting up and going to help.
You got in trouble.
You got in trouble.
Yeah, right.
I can tell.
I've been through this before.
Because the first time we talked about, he's like, yeah, if Nikki came, I would just be like, hey, where's a soda?
What's you doing?
Where's the ketchup?
How's it are you?
Now, oh, now you're considerate.
He's inconsiderate.
Because I would have been like, baby, no, my amor.
I'm headed up that way.
Where are you at?
You're being kind.
Yes.
So you're in the line.
Let me go help.
Yeah, it's about being considerate.
She's a great mom.
She's a great wife.
Yes.
But it doesn't take away
for him being inconsiderate.
Yes.
That you could also be a great husband
and allow her.
Well, she was actually being
one of the greatest wives ever
because her husband was going through it.
She also shared a story about the husband,
Ramsey's.
Oh, not Ramsies.
He just lost his best friend
that he played
baseball with all the time.
She decided that she's going to take him to a baseball game to cope about it.
And just to think about all the great memories that she had with her best friend.
She even saw the text messages that she was sending to his friends saying that he's having
the time of his life.
You know what, dude, next time can you tell the whole story before I say my opinion?
Yeah.
I apologize to her right now.
I am sorry to her and him.
And to him.
And to him.
Just, you know what, guys, just do whatever you guys want.
She was telling them.
You know what?
You know who should be in the cameraman?
Yes. And the commentators.
You should mind your own damn business.
And the internet.
Well, we wouldn't have seen it.
The internet wouldn't have even seen it.
If the cameraman doesn't, you know, shoot that and show the world what an amazing wife she is.
Yeah, she's a great wife. We agree she's a great wife.
You just telling us that shows us more.
She's a great wife.
And he's probably an amazing husband.
She's defending him.
She also said he's a great husband.
He changes the diaper.
He's always there for the kids, for the family, for her.
And she wants an apology.
She says she wants an apology?
Yes.
She wants an apology.
Who would want an apology?
On behalf of Brown Bag and our listeners.
On behalf of you, country.
Yeah, go ahead.
On behalf of us, guys, and the whole Power 1-06 station.
Marillo family.
And the Gutierrez family.
The Gutierrez family.
The Fernandez family.
The CondΓ©.
Yes.
The Oahu.
What's his name?
Uyoa.
Uyoa.
We apologize, Senora.
Eric.
But next time, don't bring a kid to the game.
It's a baby.
Anyways, that's it.
Thank you so much for sports.
It's a viral video.
It is.
Knock it out the park.
Oh, I thought you were speaking.
The baby?
The baby?
What?
Knock out the baby at the park?
No, that's not.
You're insane.
If it's hip pop, you know let these on.
Yeah, go.
Rep sheet.
Let these set go.
It's music sheet today because the VMAs went down yesterday, but there are
a little
a little bit of
a backlash for the
VMAs for not airing certain
categories, okay? They didn't air
Best Hip Hop Video.
They didn't air a lot of the
subgenres. They didn't air
the best R&B. They didn't
air Best Latin
either. Damn, wow. Shout out to
the homies, Fuerceder Hida. I caught up with them in the red
carpet, and I thought they were going to win for
their song. Yep.
We got to take it home. We got to take it home.
And it's the first.
year that the VMAs are back in LA it feels very like it's supposed to happen first time
back in LA and first time Quaza is not like even here so cutie pies they lost oh yeah they were
up they were up for their song that kind of sampled a Drake record it's called Tuzancho listen to this
material is on those that you mena
me yeah super vibes right but it was bad bunny that was bad bunny that was
Best Latin, come on.
Okay.
Like, yeah, at that point,
Yeah.
You gotta know.
Yeah, can be met at that.
Yeah.
It didn't air, but we got to show them love.
You can't beat this one right here.
This is a good one.
Although I feel like this, did this drop last year?
No, I think it dropped like 20, 24.
Yeah.
The cutoff times must be weird, right?
Yeah, because they did this for the Super Bowl.
Didn't he do this for a Super Bowl?
Yeah.
Yeah, so it wouldn't have dropped the, yeah, but all these weird deadlines are all up in the air.
It's okay.
I try to have two four side of here.
I got to talk to them if you didn't know.
Oh, we didn't know.
You didn't know?
I even did the Fuerza Ruh, Ruh, no, no.
I even did the Fuerrejillo with them.
I'm part of their group.
Listen, listen to see.
The acting and everything is great.
Thank you guys so much for saying hi.
I know it's busy.
Can I really quick get a Fuerza Rijida?
I've never.
A shout to all a brown bag, okay?
Come on.
Come on.
Together.
Fuerza
Regida
I'm part of
FR now
Fuerre Gia
Yeah
Fuerza Regida
Oh wow
Aie
Aie
Wow
Watch how you speak to me
You know
weren't you part of
Fuerza Rehida at one point
I've done some stuff with them
Yeah
I got to work with them
on
on some music videos
Like which one
What was it
I forgot the
It was not this past one
But the one before
Which one bro
That's crazy
It was an intro
To the music video
And I played
a waiter and I was a...
Oh, you were...
What?
You're an actor?
Yeah, I played a waiter with him, yeah.
Hold that, me.
What?
Tell me the music video.
I have to look it up, brother.
It was like...
It was the promotion of the music video.
Like, I mean, it was a promotion of the album.
Okay, were you in the music videos or not?
Because now it seems like...
Yes, I'm in the promotion of the video, yes.
I'm in the promotion of the video, yes.
The promotion...
So you did a skit?
Mm, no.
I mean, I guess you could say it was a skit, but it was like for the video, yes.
For the album.
Intro.
They don't know the...
It was like the EDM album.
Okay.
That's so cool, Kalki.
I don't know that.
Poppy.
And then we're supposed to do a movie together,
but I don't know what happened.
Oh my.
Yeah, he blew up, that's what happened.
Yeah.
JLP blew up.
Jop he got busy.
