Brown Bag Mornings - 09/29/26 EAT LIKE A DOG CUZ YOU’RE A DOG 🐕🍔 | Brown Bag Mornings

Episode Date: September 29, 2026

The squad navigates a toxic Homie Helpline filled with nightmare evil stepmothers who made kids eat off the floor like dogs, set up fake theft traps, and turned fathers against their own blood 😈��. Between the unhinged stepfamily drama, the crew breaks down Gen Z's crippling gas station anxiety, LeBron's latest lies about the Knicks, and Kim Kardashian refusing to be a baseball mom ⛽🏀⚾[Edited by @iamdyre 😅]Chapters(00:00) Chisme(2:18) Petty Police(4:50) Scrolling(7:34) The Weather W/ Concrete!(11:49) Homie Helpline(48:21) Tepic's Teachings(52:16) Don't You Know I'm Local(54:53) Chisme(57:42) Studious Foo(1:00:54) Play Ball Experience the Culture: Catch Brown Bag Mornings and the rest of the network 24/7 on the Amplified Voices TV app: amplifiedvoices.com/podcast-brown-bag/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey, don't make your life harder than it needs to be. You really want to type Brat Back mornings every single time? Nah, just hit the subscribe button, Perito. Do it. Go! Do it. Come here? Now what's going on? Damn! She's Mation with Angie. Okay, you guys, La Kim Kardashian, mother of four kids.

Just proved to be a bad mom, okay? Because she admitted, listen, she admitted that she does not want to be a baseball mom for a very selfish. selfish reason, okay? Listen. My boys wanted to play baseball. It was at a phase where they wanted to try everything in every single sport. I remember pulling up to the baseball field and like three hours in, I'm like, all right, let's, I think that other sport is way better for you. So like so much respect to baseball parents. Like if you know, you know, it's long hours.

Kim just got to stop talking. Yes. We all feel that way, Kim. None of us want to be sports pairing. None of us want to wake up early. Waste our weekend. travel, schedule, practice. None of us, but we do for those little fools.

Yeah, because you love your kids and you'll do that little sacrifice of like, I'm going to be there for that long of a time because they have fun. I mean, to her point, I'd rather be a basketball dad because it's inside, it's air condition. Wow. Like if we had a kid.

No, bro, I'm a soccer mom now. Dead heat of the day. 12 p.m. You're just out there. I love being a Rubik's Cube dad. I'll just think there. Air conditioning. I just watch her and watch my son just play with a cube and a bunch of kids. We're cool, man.

You only have to feed one. There's no teams. For a movie's cube? So dumb. I love being a chess mom, you know? They're just so quiet all the time. He's in quiet the whole time. Yeah, she should have said that.

Yeah, she can't talk when her man has the most boring sport out there. He drives. That's not a boring sport, darling. F-1. You watch the cars for five seconds. Didn't you go in an F-1 car? Yeah, I did. Wasn't it really cool?

It was really fun, but have you ever been to an F1 race? I don't know, but I seen Taladeghans. That's NASCAR. Oh, it's different? That's way different. Oh, damn. I thought that was the same. No, it's different.

An F1 race, you see the cars pass by for about 30 seconds, and then you wait another 40 minutes. Yeah. That much, she must love that. Oh, my. She must love that it's the fastest thing ever. That's the sound of the police. The petty police. It's petty.

It's petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty, and I'm petty as funny. Pretty. Pettiest. Yeah, let's take it to the football field. Where all the pettiness goes down.

It's not just the fans. It's not just the players. It's also the ball boys. What? RIP out on this story, viral video of a Power 106, excuse me, Brown Bag Mornings 106 on Instagram right now. A Patriots ball boy almost got into it with a Jaguars player because he tried to keep the football

after the Jaguar's first interception of the game. He got it. and Jaguars player Travis Hunter went to go grab it and he was like, no! And you can't touch me! What? Leave me alone! He was pissed that his team was down. They lost, ended up losing.

You sound exactly like them. If only they caught the ball like their ballboy did. But the Jaguars got the football back. That's so sad. He fought for it. He didn't get to keep it. Wait, he didn't get to keep it? No.

Travis Hunter. That was... Yeah, Travis Under. No, the ballboy. The ball boy got it. And now the Jaguar's saying we got it back. Oh, okay. They must have waited until he fell asleep because he was going to die over that ball.

He didn't care. He would have died over it. He went very caring. Don't touch me. He did. Get away. This is my only job. He pushed me.

You can't do that. You can't do that. Dude, that's crazy. Yeah, dude. He was acting crazy. Jacksonville confirmed that they got the ball back. So, Travis Hunter, he does have his first interception ball. Oh, that's cool.

Poor guy. Yeah, because a lot of the players, they want that ball. So it's like, why are you acting like this, bro? This is my ball. Ball boy. He has one job to get the ball. Yeah. He got it.

But you also ride for your team. Yeah. So he's not about to give it to a Jaguar's player. They're freaking whooping him on the field. First interception. Give it to him. That's like a piece of history for him. Travis Hunter, he's the one with the girlfriend that he had to go out outside.

Yes, outside the club. Mm-hmm. Inside. Dance was fighting on the field, too? Yeah. He's up. He's up. His girl was a little.

older than him yeah yeah and she would want to go and drink with her friends and he would just sit in the car and wait for her while she was turning inside he probably couldn't go couldn't go home without the ball there his girl would have been like tripping where's the ball i thought you got an interception today let me see it i'm gonna go drinking did you really go work did you really go play today i didn't see out that was funny please i was getting to some scrolling Scrolling with all me Ladies If you're thinking about soft launching your man

Instagram has your back right now There's a new feature That is out now Where you can post a picture with a person And what Instagram does Is it pixelizes the person that you are with Yes So think about it

If you want to post them But you're like not too sure about it Instagram's got you If you're not too sure about it Don't be with them What do you mean? That's true. Don't you want to show off your person?

If you're not to show them, why even post it? Exactly. That's what she is. No, you said Y be with them. Okay, why post it? Why be with them? Oh, that's different. You're not sure you don't have to.

It's a good soft launch feature. I like it. It's cool. I wouldn't mind using it. No, I just post a girl straight up like that. No, you know. Come on, I always do. I always do.

That's pretty funny. That's pretty funny. It was like three other girls so people don't know. Like, oh, these are just friends. It should be like, does anybody recognize this silhouette right here of the girl? Who's that poster? Who's that Pokemon? Like that, like that.

Yeah, so that's lame. This? I think it's cool. It's funny. It is dating. Maybe I'm just talking too much out of my neck because I'm married. But this is a single life situation. Yeah, it's a funny situation.

I got to do with us. Yeah. We're too old for that. We're too ball and chained up. That's it. Oh, come. You can tell her to tell who that is right there, man. I mean, like, even when you do pixelated.

You can see an example on our Instagram, Brown by Mornings 106. Some of the pictures you can still see you, the person's face is not, like, pixelated all the way. I'm wondering if Instagram did this specifically for people that do that. Or, like, what would be the Instagram purpose? Like, Instagram says it's this, but people are using it for this. I have a feeling that somebody that's Gen Z came up with that little thing at Instagram.

Probably. Guys, do you know what be cool? You know what be cool? This pixelator peoples Maybe They're probably tired of people Like showing somebody without a head Because they were doing that too

That was like a trend Yeah They put the emoji on the face Yeah and that's like But do we know this is real? Yes Oh yeah We tried it

It's like a new AI feature Let's try it Let's try it Let's try it Let's try right now Greg give us a photo of you With that girl The one that would like

Scared you in her apartment Or whatever The spooky girl She has a lot of tattoos though Okay, boy, let's pixelity. They're going to be pixelated. Oh, so she was a criminal or a stripper. According to your Tia.

I think it was a poster. She's the winner's protection program. She's on the run. She's on the run. Let's get into the weather. And now the weather. Hell the dog! With concrete storm.

Barritos and it's going down for the weather. Tuesday, September 29th. First, we heated up all the way in the city of Braley. It's a great day to get up and go get it, shoddy. 93 degrees and 65 degrees at night. Next, we let the AC blow one more time in the city of Monrovia. It's going to be another hot day in Southern California. 92 degrees and 62 degrees at night.

Now we say what's up to our listeners in Rancho Belago, especially La Seora Rosa Melano, 88 degrees and 57 degrees at night. What? What? What? I don't know the city, but shout out to that city. Shout us to the senior Rosa Melano.

Shout us to you, Senora. Lastly, we chased a pot of gold in the city of Rainbow. No, you didn't. No, you didn't. No, you didn't. You didn't. I can't give shoutouts no more?

Not those. And our producer is like, Oh, I got it. I spelled it out. You guys are crazy, dog. What's the city? Rancho Bellago. And the seora's

called Rosa Melano. What's wrong? You guys are out of control, dog. Lastly, we chased the pot of Golden the city of Rainbow. Y'all gonna be warm like you're sitting next to a baby volcano. 86 degrees and 56 degrees at night. It's gonna be another beautiful day in Southern California.

America. Hate us. Braille, 93 and 65. Monrovia, 92 and 62. La Senora Rosa is gonna be 88 and 57 degrees. What? And Rainbow, you're gonna be 86 and 56 degrees at night. It's gonna be a beautiful day in California.

It's your boy, concrete. From Brownback, Born into Pau 106. Shout out to National. No, Rasa. Rosa. Rosa. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot.

These cities don't exist. You love you. Yes, they do. And then I'm the bad guy for checking him, but I just want to protect this all. I know. What are you talking about? I'm just sending a shout-outs.

People say, hey, send a shout-out to my mom. I send a shout-out to the mom. All of a sudden, now, I'm wrong? I'm wrong? You don't do every-do shouts. Hey, right now, everybody send concrete your shout-outs. I never do shout-outs. I never do shout-outs.

But every now I want to throw it in there. No, no, no. Everyone said, everyone send, your shoutouts so that he could do that. We're a show for the people. Yeah, we are. So now you're out of luck because you're going to have to do all the shoutouts

in your inbox. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. All right, hey, no, no, no, about to get into the homie helpline, but not before Concrete does all the shoutouts that were in his DM. He's Mr. Big. I'm a shout-out person.

I'm a person of the people because he wanted to make a funny little punjo. Shout us to our boy, Dick. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, I'll skip that one for now. Okay, never mind. He's not doing the shout-out to me. No, he's not.

I'm doing a shoutout. Be careful. They wanted to give you a shout of Greg. Oh, yeah. Very no what they say in the DM. Oh, man. I can't even say that one. That's great.

Because people are crazy. There's 100 DMs immediately right now in my inbox and people asking me to give shoutouts. You know where he can give you a shout-outs? Today at. Coffee Bean, Preetoos. Come see me today at Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf right there in East LA off a 209 South Medic Avenue. Come chill with me.

We're going to have some, it's National Coffee Day. It is. So come and have a little bit of Cafesito with us. And guess what, guys? We're going to have some Bruno Mars tickets. Oh, wow. We might have one. We might have two pairs.

I don't know, depending on how firm feels right now. Yeah. We're going to hook it up. But we're also going to have a bunch of other giveaways. Yes. So come on and chill with me and the street team out there, right there. 209 Medic Avenue, Los Angeles and East LA at the Coffee Minute and Tea Leaf. Come post up with your boy from 11 a.m.

To one p.m. Nice. I have some Cafito with Concon. By the way, kind, by the way, Cahn, East L.A. and Boyle Heights. Same thing. No. You're about to see the East L.A.s. East L.A. and Boy Heights are?

The same thing. No. Different. Are? Different. Same. Same, but different. They have the same weather, though.

They have the same weather. Yeah. Okay. They have the same weather, dog. They have the same weather. It's the same thing. It's not the same thing. I love it.

I love it. Neither way. Go meet up with concrete. Yes. Yeah. Coffee bean, right? Let's get into the Homey Help Line. All right, check this out, homie.

You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for. The Homie Helpline. Poor Camila, man. She's going through it right before the holidays

hit us up and said, Hey, Brown Bag, I'm Camila, and I need to know how to handle this situation with my stepmom. For reference, my mom passed away when I was 16. And my dad married my stepmom. soon after. I call her mom and my step-sister sister, but I've honestly never felt like I was part of this new family. And when my sister and I had kids, I could see it in the way my mom, parentheses stepmom, this is going to get so confusing.

I'm just going to call, hey, I know you call them mom and sister. I'm going to call them your stepmom and your sister for the sake of this story. Okay? I could see in the way my stepmom would treat my kids versus my stepsisters. For the most part, I have thick skin and I let certain comments or treatment slide, but after this past weekend, I just can't. So last Saturday, my kids and I spent the day with the family. The next morning, I noticed a patch of hair missing from the top of my three-year-old Ellie's head. Oh. She hadn't cried or complained, but I freaked out looking at part of her head that's bald now.

I had her hair up with an alligator bow. It's the long ones that you, like, you clip. Right. Oh, that's what it's called? Okay. Yeah. So I feel guilty that it might be because of that somehow. Bro, look, it would always pull my hair.

Yeah, those little, yeah, those little calls are. I called my step-sister to ask if she remembered anything. She didn't. But she agreed that I should take Ellie to the doctor. When my step-mom heard what happened, she pushed to come with us. At first, I was grateful. I was scared and wanted the support. But at the doctor's office, my step-mom told me to start naming family members

and asking Ellie if anyone heard. hurt her. I hadn't even thought someone did it on purpose. Then my stepmom wanted me to name people from my husband's family, even though they weren't there. I was confused, so I named people who had been with us. Ellie shook her head no to every name. The doctor said Ellie's hair would grow back. He called it a traumatic pool, which sounded terrifying, but he explained it could mean she fell on the clip. Someone accidentally tugged her hair, or it was up too tight. I was just relieved that she was okay. Then about 20 minutes after we left, my step sister texted me saying, how dare I accuse the family of hurting Ellie and that our kids aren't allowed to play together

anymore. I kept trying to explain that my stepmom told me to ask those questions. I wasn't accusing anybody, but she wouldn't hear me. I tried getting in touch with my stepmom to find out what the heck was said, but she ignored me. When I finally got my dad on the phone, he went off on me. He said I'd accused him, my stepmom, my step-sister, and her kids. Then he said, how do we know you didn't do something to her? I just started crying. Then he told me to stay away from them. That ish broke me. Now I'm sitting here in shock brown bag. My daughter is the one who got hurt. How did I end up defending myself while they act like they're the victims? And how am I to blame for something my stepmom told me to do? My husband says, I need to say, I need to

stop trying to make them love me. He's seen how they treat me and our kids. And I know he's right, but it hurts so much because my dad is all I've got. Brown bag. Did I F up? How do I handle going into the holidays without my dad? Nothing. Mm-hmm. That's a whole drama. Yeah. Bro, I feel like that mom did it. Yeah, the way they just flipped it. And she's not asking. Did my step mom do it? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. She's not. But I feel like the stepmom did it. One, two, that she always treats your kids a little bit weird. To that she's like, hey, I'll go with you to the doctor this time. Yeah.

And then at the doctor, she's like, hey, say names of her husband's family to try to get the little girl to be like, yeah. The stepmom did it. Right? Yeah. And then once she starts saying the people who are actually there, the stepmom gets upset, probably goes back and tells the family like, hey, she's accusing us. And now they've all turned on her. And the freaking, it's a stepmom. The stepmom sounds like the lady that will steal from you and then help you look for it.

It's a 3D chest right here. Yep, exactly that. You know what I'm saying? Gaslighting? She calls her mom. Yeah, it's a gaslight. Yeah, it's a gaslight. Because now they're making her look crazy,

make her look like they're accusing her. And even Pops is what's very hurtful too. Yeah, because that's how she has. And sometimes what people forget is that kids will eventually talk. Yeah. Kids will eventually know how to speak and they remember things like that. I remember things like that. I mean, I remember when certain adults and my family,

You used to do little things or little little little little jabs. And now that I'm old, I remember it. Catch it. You weren't, you weren't a-ho to me when I was. You were mean to me. And kids remember that. So, you know what I'm saying? It is what it is.

The Tia that would feed me rotten fruit, bro. That's nice. She was so mean to me versus to the boys. Like, this was legit in our rotten fruit dog. I was, I remember it. Cinderella story. But when my dad would come pick me up or when there was family around, oh, I love it. Like, it was so fake nights.

And I'm like, you're not this way when they're not here. When you're taking care of me, you're not like this. And that was little. And then when I got the age to tell my dad, he confronted her and she's like, no, mica, you know, my God, you know, you don't say assy. Yeah, you liar. Yeah, you feel ghastly because you're like, what the hell? Yeah, come on.

So your stepmom business. Or like her stepmom. Yeah, probably. She's a little kid. Yeah. Now, we got Camila on the line. Camila. Yes.

I know you didn't ask who did it or did someone do it, but it's just very suspicious that your stepmom all of a sudden is trying to go to to the doctor and then like has turned everyone against you respectfully. Yep. I feel like it's just been a long time coming because like I feel like she's never really wanted. I feel like she's, how do I explain this? Like she felt jealous or not jealous, but some kind of way that my dad had a love life

and kids before her. Oh. And so I feel like she's just trying to push me out just so she can have him all to herself so she doesn't have to remember, you know, my mom. mom because everyone says I look like my mom so I don't know if that you know I don't know what I look like you I think so I think both my girls look like me

is your daughter cuter than all the other kids that makes a big difference I think all kids especially I can be nice there's some ugly ones out there I'm sure your man tells you because you said your man's like why do you try to make them love you yeah your man sees I guess you're

yearning for acceptance. You even call her mom. You call your step-sister, sister. It seems like you've always wanted that. Yeah, like I've tried. I've always been a good kid. And you can even ask my step-mom. Like, she'll say, oh, yeah, she's a really good kid.

Oh. Camila. Cut out the bag. Camila's a really good kid. Yeah. And, you know, I didn't get in trouble or nothing. And so I'm like, I don't know what it is now. I think it's because I used to have a really close relationship with my dad.

And I don't know because they even took a family photo without me in it. And she puts it up in her living room. Oh, yeah. They're trying to erase you for sure. Oh, they put you in the Sears Montgomery Award picture. Yeah. And they blew it up. Yeah, it's all big and everything.

And it's just, you know, her and my dad and then their kids, you know, I'm not in it. And I said something before, but they're like, like, oh, like, they try to, like, make it seem like it's nothing. And so I always feel like I'm crazy, but I don't know. Like, I just, I try to be a good kid. I try to be, you know, there for them. But somehow I feel like it's never enough and it always comes back at me. Tell me about the hair stuff with your little one, Ellie.

You said that she didn't complain the night before nothing. Like, you didn't see anything different, but then you look and you see a whole patch of her hair missing. Yes. So that was so bizarre and odd to me because she is so. smart. She'll be four on Christmas Day. She's my Christmas baby. And yeah, and she tells me everything. Even if someone hurts her at school, she'll tell me like, oh yeah, you know, so-and-so, you know, push me off the chair. Like she's not scared to tell me what happened. So that night, the fact that she didn't

cry at all or or mentioned, hey, this person touched me or pushed me or anything, nothing. And I've asked her, like, did anyone hurt you? Did was there a an adult, you know, that I did something. Like I, and she says no to everything, no to everything. So the only thing I could come up with is that the bow, and I didn't know at the time, but I guess those bows are known to, like, pull out, like, cobber hair. Yeah, they didn't know that.

Yeah. So are you taking them off hurts a lot. Yeah. Are you leaning towards maybe you oral reacted? Oh, no. I didn't. I was, yeah. It's a patch of hair missing.

How big is the patch? It's big. It's so big. I'm so sad. I mean, it's not a huge, huge patch, but it's a big patch and it's exactly where the clip was. Yeah. I think that you were, like, as a parent, you panic. You see that missing and your kid. You're like, I just want to make sure she's fine. I just want to make sure she's okay. And then you hit up your sister and she's like, yeah, you should take her to the doctor. You guys should go and check it out. You go to the doctor and I guess at that point in time, your stepmom had heard. and she's kind of telling you to lokey interrogate your daughter say names of your man of your man's family

and I'm not trying to find I'm not trying to catch her in a lie I'm trying to find out who did it so why would I mention like that'd be like me saying oh did concrete pull out your hair like why would I mention him yeah he was gonna hear

why me? Yeah but I guess you I love children I don't even hit my but what she said yes yeah you know what I'm saying yeah she's not waterboarding her daughter tell me who did this was it brown bag

they set up a whole lot line up. I point him out. I'm there. What the hell? But that's essentially what your stepmom told you to do, right? Yeah, that's all I did. And then somehow it blew up and my sister's now not talking to me.

My dad is on her side. My dad's very old school. He's a type that when you marry someone, then that's your wife and your wife comes before your kids. You have to take your wife over your kids. Damn. Wow. Have you thought about breaking them up?

No. No, it seems like you must be older, right? They've been together for a while. They've been together for a long time. A long, a long time. Yeah. What happened when you're, when you spoke to your dad? He was just really aggressive with how he came off.

Like, oh, well, why are you only mentioning our family? How come you're not mentioning your husband's family? And I said, because she hasn't been around them in weeks. Why would I mention them? Like, and he goes, well, how do we know that you didn't do it? you're the last one with her. And then I just started crying because he knows that I, well, I don't call it gentle parenting.

I just don't hit my kids because I never got hit when I was a kid. So I just don't hit them. And so he kind of makes fun of me because he's like, oh, how's his gentle parenting going? But now all of a sudden, he wants to throw my name out there. And it breaks me because that's my blood. That's my dad. And I feel like he just doesn't want to fight for my love.

Like I'm fighting for his. Oh my gosh. And he sided with your stepmom, who by the way, has been ignoring you and not telling you what she told other people. True. Like however she took it back, it was her idea to start naming people and you do it. And now she kind of throws you under the bus with it. Yes, that's what I'm like, what the heck did I do wrong?

I'm so, like, I don't know what she said, but I'm so confused. And I tried explaining it and no one wants to hear me out. They're like, no, I don't want to argue. I'm just, I just don't want to. talk to you. I'm like, what is going on? So now who am I dealing with the traumatic of my daughter, but now I have all this going on

and it's directed for the holidays. Like we I don't know. I'm so sad. I feel for your dad too, because he's probably being low-key gasted on the other hand too a little bit. Yeah, she might fed him the sweetest lie. Yeah. And it shocked him, enough for him to call you and reclamarte.

You think I would do that? You think I would do that? You know? Yeah. She's probably like gasing him sick on the side. She's been mean to me. Poor man. Poor man. Poor man. What the hell?

This story has nothing to do with that for right now. Poor man. This is what we go through, though. Every single day. Dad's. Dads. Yeah. How about a child?

You're earning for her dad, the only person in her life that's blood to love her and choose her the way that she's always chosen him, even when he chose to leave his first wife. Imagine how he was being accused? Did he leave your mom? or did your mom pass? No, yeah.

Well, they were not together. Yeah, they were all together. And, yeah. And he was, he's always cheated on my mom, though. Like, he admits that he was really bad, and he treated my mom, like, really bad in the back. He's one of his old-school, like, old-school, like, old-school, like, do you think he wants that?

You think he wants to be like that? Inside, exactly. He could have control him so. You think that I want this. I want to be like I want to be like that. I'm trying to help you laugh throughout this hard time

because he's just like A little bit. And besides all of that, I was always there for my dad. Like I knew everything and I still loved him as my dad and I just, that's why I don't understand why he doesn't give me the same kind of love.

Like it always has to be with him. You have to side with him. You have to think how he thinks or you're out of his circle. Oh, my day. But the holidays are coming up and I know that if you're saying he's only blood family you have besides of course your your children and your man it does seem like it's simply lonely huh yeah and it's her birthday too the baby's birthday

the baby's birthday on the way on Christmas uh we did talk about on the phone yesterday about how your stepmom would give the kids different kind of gifts yeah it's not that big of a deal I I'm not one like Oh, you know, you let a lot of things like. You let a lot of things like. But I did, yeah, I have noticed that one year there was an iPad bot for my niece. And then my sister got a tablet. Or my sister, my daughter got a tablet. But it was a smaller like knockoff brand while the niece, my niece got the better, you know, bigger, newer version.

And I, you know, not just one example. There's been so many examples where my kids get more of. Damn it was your kid's birthday. Yeah. Yeah, true. Switched it around. And it's always in those subtle things. I know there's those things that we let slide.

It's always in those little details. You could see how someone really feels about you sometimes. Your stepmom hates you. You remind her of your mom and she hated your mom. And it's bad. I think so. And now their job is to like push you out of the family, which sucks, man. And not all step parents are this way.

No. There's step parents that definitely step up, that care about the family, keeping it together, all of that. But then. there's these scary step parents. Yeah. What's our brother? I was going to ask her a question.

Oh, what's up? Was the lady that your dad cheated on your mom with? Was that her? The stepmom? Oh. Well, yeah. One of them. One of them.

Oh, very old school. She won the prize. Papa. Poverre. It's the other. And then mom passed. Okay. Now we have Chanel and Covina.

Good morning, Chanel. Good morning. Hi, Chanel. When you heard Camila's story, did it resonate with you? Yeah. I was only seven years old when my dad got married with some other name. I'm not going to say her name. But I wasn't even invited to the wedding because she didn't want me there.

What? And you were seven? I didn't know that my dad had gotten married. I didn't know nothing. Just one day. all of a sudden I'm living with my grandma and he takes him to another house and I was like seven so I had never met this lady before where was your mom Chanel my mom wasn't in my life so your mom wasn't in your life you live with your dad he moves on and they make you go live with your grandma No, no, no, I was living with my grandma.

We were both living with my grandma. My dad and me. He left her behind her. And that's when he met this lady, and the lady was like, you know, my dad was a handsome guy. My dad passed two, three years ago. So he was a ladies man. and there was a Mujo Diego. And they got together, they got married.

I wasn't invited to the wedding. But when we lived together, I would tell my dad, Dad, this lady's not nice. She's hitting me and she's feeding me. She would have me eat off the floor. What? Yeah. She would tell me like, Missilia, the plate.

Like, she would put me the plate and she'd be like, eat on the floor like a dog. because you're a dog. And I was only seven, seven, eight. Yeah, you were little. I was little. Mm-hmm. So I would tell my dad and my dad would, he would think that I was just making stuff up.

And finally I told my mom, because my mom was in and out, in and out, in and out. And she was like, oh, hell no. So she told my dad off. And finally my dad, it's when the lady was like, it's either me or your daughter. And that was my dad's last straw. So he packed up my stuff. He sent me to my grandma's. And the next day, she got up to get me ready for school.

So she's all like, Chanel's missing. And I was already gone with my grandma. And she's all like, yeah, she's missing because I send her to live with my mom so that we can have a conversation about our divorce. Oh, wow. But my dad never let me live that down. My dad always threw it in my face that he had lost a marriage because of me. Oh, my God. That's a lot of new.

That wasn't her. That was that lady, that mean lady making you not off the phone. Yeah. That must have been a lot to deal with. Like, how do you get past that? That's awful. After that, I started seeing another lady who was my stepmom, and I called her mom until the day she died.

And that, for me, that was my mom. Yeah. The second step mom. I have a good relationship with my mom and stuff, and that's so. That's good. That's her result. Your biological mom. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Chanel, thank you for sharing your story. What would you tell Camila? Tell her not to face it. Not let her face there because, you know, she's got to be strong. And just keep going. Just keep going.

And, you know, people come in and out of our lives for a reason. Yeah. But it's her dad. Yeah. That's her only person she has. That's her only person. That's a hard one That's a hard one

That's a hard one You know a lot of people In the comments too on our Instagram Are saying That family that you're making You your husband and your kids That's the family That's your family now

It's so tough But give them everything You didn't get Yeah And even it doesn't have to be Like materialistic The love The effort

The focus The attention The caring All of that Yeah sometimes You know Sometimes blood doesn't make your family And this is one of those big things that no matter how much her and her dad have the same blur running through their veins, it just may not be there.

She's sometimes searching for love in the wrong places. You know, the love she has is at home with her husband and her daughter. And maybe that's the energy. That's where she should just dedicate all her energy to at this moment. And so these people figure out where they're at in life, you know? You know, it's crazy because Camila's older. And if her dad got with this lady at 16, she must have had some. so many different times of like being shown

Oh for sure. Oh for sure. Or it's like masked and stuff like that. And she just tries to put it. Yeah. Like let it pass like oh it didn't. Because what she wants is a family. That's so sad. Laura, Laura in Hollywood. Hi Laura. I'm here. Hi Laura. Can you have something to say to Camila? I know you it says right here you kind of went through something as well about with your dad. I did. We still don't have a relationship after 13 years due to his wife. Kim. Okay.

So your step. I'm calling names. Yeah. Call out names. That's what we do out here. Let's go. Lauren, what happened? So I was trying to get out of an abusive relationship.

My daughter was about eight months old or so. She's almost 14 now. And we haven't had a relationship since then. I moved in with them trying to get out of an abusive relationship. It turns out her daughter also wanted to leave her relationship right around that same time. but I had already taken the bedroom. Oh, okay. Her daughter was not in a dangerous or abusive situation.

She just didn't like the guy. He was just getting on her nerves, and that was her escape, and they didn't like the fact that I took that escape because I had already taken the room. My dad and I were very close at that time. So she would do certain things to try and set me up to make me look like the bad guy because she wanted me to react in a negative way.

Like, for instance, one day we were watching basketball wives, one particular altercation scene where somebody jumped in another person's face and they're throwing drinks and all that stuff and I may reference, you know, just joking around like I couldn't take somebody, you know, getting in my face doing all that. And so after that, anytime my dad would leave,

he'd be at work, he was always working, she would do those things. She would do those things trying to get a reaction out of me. She heard your commentary on basketball wives turning up on each other. And she's like, ooh, I'm going. I'm going to trigger her. Yeah.

I'm getting her face. She's probably recording, too. But the thing is, I'm super intuitive, so I knew exactly what she was doing. And I was not going to give her that satisfaction. I didn't necessarily want to come to my dad with it because they're a married couple. I'm not trying to get between a married couple. I thought if I stayed on my peas and cues, I was good, right? It didn't quite work out that way because her tactics changed quite a few times.

There was a fish tank inside of the room that I was staying in. It's one bathroom. My dad got up super early to get ready for work. When he would wake up and start moving around the house, I would wake up. And, of course, because she removed a lot of water out of this fish tank, it's a lot louder with the water dripping. So every time I wake up in the morning now, I got to pee really, really, really bad. And I'm running to the bathroom and it's interrupting his morning flow, which I'm sure created annoyance for him. And then it got to the point where she tried convincing him that I was stealing money from him.

I have never and I would never spill money from anybody, let alone my dad. Like I was crazy about my dad. But I didn't recognize that one until he tried to set me up one day. I turned on the shower water. I was going to hop in the shower. He went into the bathroom before I went in for my shower and he dropped $20 on the floor.

I'm not thinking of it because I'm not knowing that that's her tactic. Yeah. But I know that he's there. He's been drinking. It's a few other people there. So I take it, I wrap it up in a pizza paper with a little note that says, hey, Dad, you dropped this. And I put it on his computer.

Okay. That must have shot him. He knows. No, no, no. He didn't see it. All that he knew was that when he went back into the bathroom, that $20 was gone. Oh. So in his mind, he thought that that confirmed her whole story of how I was filling from him.

Wow. So did he eventually see a little wrapped up thing? I did. I went into the office and I gave it to him. Once I noticed the shift in his energy and how he was upset but not really speaking about it, I just went into the office, grabbed the paper off the desk, and I handed it to him on my way out the door. I don't know if he still took, he thought that maybe I went in there at that time and wrapped it up. I don't know what he thought regarding that part. But when she couldn't get to me, her tactics switched to my cousins who were a few years younger than me and a lot more hotheaded than me. Since she couldn't get a reaction out of me, she started picking at them. And then the moment that they gave her the reaction that she was looking for, she manipulated both my dad and my uncle into it being this us against them things. These youngsters are so disrespectful. They're so this, they're so that it got to the point where he kicked, my dad kicked me and my daughter out.

And my uncle kicked his daughters out. Wow. What? Yeah. I was in the process of helping my cousin, one of the hot-headed ones, throw a birthday party. My dad was on board with hoping to throw this birthday party into two until his wife got into his head. And then it became, oh, well, those are Kim's things.

She doesn't want her to use them. She doesn't want us to attend. Those are her things. And so ultimately, I had a rental car because he used to let me drive this car. Then all of a sudden one day, I couldn't drive it anymore. so I went and got rental to take my daughter to the doctor. When I returned home from returning that car, he comes into the kitchen where I am and he says,

hey, I need you to move out. I'm going to need you to give me my key back. Oh, that's horrible. And I'm distraught. I'm like, Dad, what did I do? Like, what happened? Because I'm knowing, I know her strategy and I know that I'm on my P's and Q's.

I know that I personally am not giving in to any of. of her tactics. So I am like completely distraught. He told me, well, you chose the wrong team. I don't know what to tell you, but you chose the wrong team. And this is one of those times that you're like, man, what the hell? Maybe my life's not that bad. Maybe my life is not that bad.

I'm all right. And it's been 14 years and she's talked to her dad because of that. That's that's. Those are ultimately as choices they end up making. Thank you so much, Laura. Yes. For your story. And you just got to see it for what it is.

don't fall for the traps of the evil step-parent, not all, but some, right? Most are incredible. Unfortunately, for some people have to end up dealing with that, right? And it becomes something that you don't just break up a family. You lose your person, your father, your mother. Your actual blood. Camilla hit us up because that's happening in her situation. Her dad has gone ballistic on her over something that stepmom kind of put in everybody's head

when she was just following stepmom's directions. She said, hey, put people's names out there. Call out names. And she started, and then she goes to said people that names were called out. The stepmom does, and it's like, hey, she's accusing you guys. So, of course, and I think ultimately, even her saying no one is ready to hear her out. She tried talking to her step-sister. She tried talking to her dad.

She tried calling her step-mom. They're not hearing her out, and that also feels like a shutout. You know, that also feels like you're not even letting me get my side of the story. If there was miscommunication, if there's something. that I did wrong, you're not even allowing me that space. Yeah. Yeah. Nah, for sure.

I mean, there's definitely, you know, step parents, and then there's parents that step up. You know what I'm saying? The good ones. We love you guys. Thank you. Vanessa in Santa Ana. Vanessa. Vanessa, your stepdad is still trying to break you and your mom apart, Vanessa?

Damn. Correct. Good morning, Brumba. Good morning. Good morning. Vios. And I kind of. can relate to her because I'm already in my 30s and up to now I'm still in the process of

trying to still keep my mom in my life and he's still, you know, in between us and even to the point that my mom has told me multiple times already, like just to leave her alone because she'll rather have him in her life than me. What? The only reason why I stick around is because I'm afraid that he will do something to her because he's he's cheated on her like 30, 40 times. And that's a lot of times. Whoa.

I didn't even know you guys had it in you like that. 30 or 40 times is crazy. You cheated on your mom 30, 40 times? Yeah, correct. And ever since I have memory. It's crazy. Old school. Old school.

Yep. Ever since I have, like, I can recall since I was a little girl, he's been like constantly cheated on her, and she keeps on forgiving him. And up to the point where he, He's thinking of doing something to her. And she just doesn't see it. Just now they're in their 50s,

and he just got caught cheating on her with 30, I'm sorry, with 20 girls. What? Hold on. Who is this guy? 20 girls is a lot. You held her? How?

We're from 30 to 50. Yeah, this fool's all. No, this time it was 20, like, the one that he just, like how 20, Vanessa? Jeez. Like she was 20 years old? No. No, no, like 20 girls and still looking into, like, online on to see where can he.

Are you saying 20 separate females, entities? Women. Yeah, correct. Yes. Yes. And all of them were somehow related to where he weren't. Both weren't. This guy's pretty up on numbers.

What? This guy worked. They're his co-workers? Works in the Valley or what? He had three burner forms. that were discovered. What did you do for work? No, no, no.

He has a problem. Yeah. Correct. And my mom, up to now, my mom thinks that the girls were looking for him. Ah, of course. And that he really loves her.

So she forgave him. Oh, my God. And now she's thinking about leaving everything and going with him to, back to, we're from Central America. So she's thinking of moving back and just forgetting everything that ever happened because he's already

burned out here. Oh, because she didn't say Salvadorian. She said Central Americans. Yes, I'm Salvadorian. Oh, man. Them Salvi's, man. Those Salvi's, man. Put him numbers, man.

He's like the Salvadorian LeBron James. That boy got the jersey on forever. He went a throwback. Wait, is he Salvi? Is he Selvie? No, he's Waterland. The Guatemalan. The Guatemalans!

The Guatemalans! The Guatemalans. They're Guatemalas. The Guatemalas That boy still getting wet out there. He only wants to move because he did all his moves out here. You got the guys going, Vanessa, with all the cheating, Vanessa. You think he wants that?

You think he's sick? This man is sick in the head. He is sick. This man doesn't want this? Yeah. So, Vanessa doesn't have her mom because of it. Yeah. Right, Vanessa?

Correct. Yeah, correct. And the fact that he's, the fact that I'm so scary that he's going to do something to her well, he takes her away, then that's the hardest problem, you know? I bet you this man looks in the mirror every day and says, change me, Lord. Cambiamme. No. Because this is a wapo. Yeah, he goes to church every time he wants to change.

Yeah. He goes to church all. Hopefully 20 times. That's like the 20 girls. Hopefully he changes his underwear. But constantly, since he knows, I'm the type of daughter that keeps on telling my mom, mom, that's not normal. Mom, that's not okay. If he doesn't love you, then he's always done stuff and keeps on doing stuff like my mom just, like right now, she's not talking to me for the past two months pretty well.

Because he keeps on putting stuff into her head all the time. Like what? And like random stuff, like, oh, like dumb stuff, like really dumb stuff. Does he ever accuse you of wanting him? Oh. Oh, that's in my mom's head and she's brought it up to me. What? To a psychologist, like, because you need help, mom, you need help.

You need help. You know what you want to get to me. Well, no. Yeah, she said that to me before. Oh, my God. This is a movie. I'm so sorry. This is a novella.

Vanessa, I'm sorry. Yeah. Because you're probably like, this guy makes me. sick. You know how disgusting it is and being raised by someone like that and feeling like not being comfortable

not even to be at your own house? He made my mom kick me out when I was 18, 19 for going, working to jobs, going to college and having my first boyfriend and she made him I'm sorry, he made her kick me out of the house because of that. That's insane.

I know you're not talking to her right now and the holidays are coming and it's tough and I really wish you the best Vanessa I'm so sorry thank you so much yeah I really appreciate it so I wanted to share my story and you know what I always think like her and I'm like is this ever going to come to an end I just want to have my family I want to be able to have just a nice meal with my family even though I call him dad just so yeah I have never had any other choice to pacify my mom was like this is your dad. Yeah, you have a good heart, girl.

She does. So, and it's like, and I'm scared, you know, of just letting go my mom and him seeing her vulnerable because obviously he knows how to, how to manipulate her very well. So I'm just, yeah. So it's like, and I question my same thing and the same thing. All I want to do is, like, have family time. Yeah. Enjoy my mom while she's alive.

and, you know, and I just... You know what? We're going to give you family time. We're going to give you not scary farm tickets, okay? Aw, thank you. You can enjoy that. And have some time away from the scariness of your life and just go enjoy some scares at the park.

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with conci the what it beaks teachings teaching you words that sound bad but it's actually not what you think offer Hispanic heritage month brought to you and sponsored by the gods los dioces oh my god what's up perito this is the peak and this is the big's teachings Today's word is Puneta. Yeah. Okay, what does that mean?

Because I think it's how bad. Let me finish the definition, okay? One meaning of puneta is a fancy lace or a little ruffle around the cuff of the sleeve. Oh. That is a puneta. Really?

Right? Some people like myself, I like custom punitas. Fit for me. Okay, I thought Puneta was like a bald-up fist. Yeah, because... No, that's a punio.

No, that's a punio of That's a... This is a So cheap And also And also And there's punyelaas Okay

I thought Puneeta was Yeah No I thought it was getting stabbed No That's a punna

Or so Murio A punialado Yeah Okay Big difference A Poueta Hold that

Hold on Kokein'an one's stuck Pooneta Is like a frustration Anger, Pain or Celebration Woo That's a little different Yeah

A puneta A puneta is also So the cuff of like a, of a, what is it, a judge's robe. A judge's robe. What the hell? Yes. That has its own word? No, yes.

Some of those punyetas are short. Some of those punyets are long. It depends. I like mine custom, right? Custom punietta. Straight fit for me. Straight fit for a king. So I don't see a problem.

No, it's not. But in some cultures, punenta also means crazy things. What? Sexual things. Yeah. Yeah. So you got to be careful. So don't say, hey, Vic, ask me a punietta.

Why? You got to be careful in the context because I may be asking him to fix my sleeves. He's thinking about something else with Eve. You feel me? I don't. Yeah. What? Choking the chicken.

There you go. Slap in the monkey. Slap in the bay. Slap in the bay. Slap in the bay. Slap in the bag. Yeah, yeah, slapping the base. That's punieta?

Turn in the butter. Yes, but not what I'm thinking. Wouldn't that be punnetando? Because you're doing the act of it? No, no. Okay. You have to explain it more in the bad part. What would it be more?

Be better at explaining the dodgy version. Yes, I'm de puñeta solo. Oh, that's like me telling. That's like me telling. Vic, Vic, make you know, poignettas, oh,

right now? That's great. Oh, I thought like that would mean punch yourself. No, no,

no, that's is punialada. Oh, okay. But you can also die that's just crazy, you know what I'm saying? What would you tell your dad? That'd be the worst way to die.

What would you tell your dad? That'd be the worst way to die. What did you tell your dad? What would you tell me dad what? About puneta. Oh, my dad told me never to do that. You go blind.

You go blind? I didn't listen, food, because I don't have 20-20 vision. Is that why I work glasses? Yeah, that's the... Dude, you went hard, huh? My boy Vic went hard. He gave him astigmatism. Rick wears contacts and glasses.

Just in case. That's crazy, dog. Anyways, guys, fix your punitas. The long ones are the short ones, guys. But be careful. Don't tell that to a guy. I kind of understand. really, but thank you, Topic.

Mucha. Thank you. All Hispanic characters, by the way. He's going to be challenging our FCC. We're almost there, guys. We're almost at the end of it. We're almost at the end. This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.

Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? So it's National Coffee Day. Yes. But it's some sad news right now for coffee lovers. Starbucks is going to permanently close 20 L.A. County locations. We're based in Burbank.

The one out here on Riverside Drive in Burbank, yeah, no. It's across the street from the famous Bob's Big Boy, and it's going to be, Yano. Oh, my. There's one in Azusa. Hey, they got alphabetical order. So Azusa, Burbank, Calabases.

If I say any of your cities, watch out your favorite Starbucks might be gone. Century City. Chatsworth, L.A., the downtown financial district. L.A. Chinatown, L.A. downtown. L.A. Belair and Beverly Glen. L. L.A. Howard Hughes Center,

North Hollywood, Panorama City, Pasadena, Rolling Heights, Santa Monica, Stevenson Ranch, Walnut, and Westlake Village are all going to see their Starbucks locations, one of them in each city,

be turned down. Oh my God, they have to walk another five feet to get to another one? Yeah, I know. I did say one of them is closing. And while the Burbank one that is closing is better sad to see,

there is like two other. more than I'm drinking in my brain. There's like 30 other more. Yeah, yeah, but the ones that I'm digging in my right. I do feel really bad for the baristas with blue hair, you know, because it's going to, like, now they've got to find another Starbucks or coffee shop to work at. Down the street. But, I mean, maybe that'll show Starbucks to stop tasting like cigarettes.

Wow. Damn, damn. I have Starbucks in the morning. It's pretty good. Yeah. You like cigarettes? That's fine. I'm not judging.

I'm just saying. That's what it tastes like. Well. Well. You can go to Starbucks. because it's closing, you can go to coffee bean. Coffee bean right there and he said it. Yay!

We're Brewnerner's tickets. Come win them. Sold out. Sold out, Bruno Mars. You can't even get them nowhere. And he's also doing shout-outs in person. He loves to do shout-outs. Elver Galarga, he wants a shout-out from you.

Can you please give it to him? I will do it in person. For who? Personally. Elver? Galarga. Okay. You can do that in person.

I'll be Maya. Oh, yeah. Dixon Mayas. He's a good. Who? Who? Dixon. All right. Dixon my ass. Spelled M-A-Y-E-S.

Dixon my ass. All the time. Gotcha, baby. Oh my God. Dooler, come here? Now what's going on? Cheesmation with Angie. Okay, you guys,

Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco. Just celebrated the one-year anniversary. Yay! Right? Already? Already, too, then. Wow, man. And they celebrated with this one tradition I've never heard about by eating a piece of, a slice of cake from their wedding from one year ago.

I've heard about that. I have never heard about that. I think, if I'm not mistaken, I believe my mom still has my birthday cake from 2009. No way. What? No way. I don't know. She just.

Wait, do you guys still eat it? No, I don't think we... What cake was it? What was the theme? It was... It was me as a baby. I'm dressed in my... A little photo?

I'm dressed in... 2009? Baby? It's a long time. No, it was the photo of when he was a baby. Oh, on the cake. Yeah, on the cake. Yeah, it was a top of the cake.

So it was like a big old cake in this time. But he was like 19 or something in 2009. Um, I know, Tampoc. You were not? Uh, yeah. I think so, yeah. I think so, yeah. 20-something, man.

85, 95-0-5. Oh, yeah, you're a 20-something. Yeah. Where does she keep it? In the fridge. It's still in the fridge. Yeah, that is crazy. That's crazy they still live in the same place then.

Because I'm assuming moving, that wouldn't have survived? Yes. No, yeah. It survived. She moved her a couple times. That's crazy. Keepsaking that isn't pretty insane. Yeah.

Yeah. She has an umbilical cord, huh? Love you, Mommy. I'm sure somewhere hair Yeah She has a little Piece of bacon

This This tradition Angie I feel like might be bad for your stomach Because that's milk looking And you're freezing it

But even freezing things They have their expiration dates Yes Yeah That's what I was thinking Go ahead Ice cream frostbite Have you got in that?

No But I just don't eat that You know what I'm saying? Yeah No I was thinking the same thing I'm like full Like it's this milk Like what if their lactose

intolerant And like now you eat it going to be in the toilet the whole time for your anniversary? That's horrible. I can't wait until we get married. I'm not going to do that. You know what's crazy, though? Because Beni Blanca was saying that he had never heard of this tradition.

It was actually Selena Gomez's Aweilita that told him about it. What? Yeah. He's like, I had never heard it. And so because of that, that's what we do it. All me is Latino. My homie Jose said, for all the povres, they do that. But the rich, the bougie people, the bakery that they get their wedding cake from,

also gives them a year later cake in the next year, same kind of cake if they wanted to do that. That makes sense. Yeah, it's a same cake. Yeah, but he said, is Rico, all of us are poor. So go freeze your cake. Damn.

Little puppet, look at the little face. Hey, Scott. The hell of studios. What's nine plus ten? Turn your line? Look at this studio. Ooh. All right, Parisitos, Gensi can do everything.

They can get all hyped up. You order their dinner, find a day, make a whole movie on their iPhone, but there's one thing that they can't do for those. Guess what that is? They cannot just put gas in their car. It gives them anxiety. Oh, no.

They get nervous. What are you talking about? Yeah. It says 62% of drivers 18 to 24 said they feel anxiety about filling up their gas tank. What? Yes, they worry about pulling up close enough, choosing the right fuel and basically working the nozzle. Like, are you serious? Are you guys serious?

This is giving Gen Z anxiety. That's crazy. That's the exciting way. I have a crazy story about this. There was one time early in the morning I was getting gas. This girl pulls up, right? And she's looking at the gas pump. She's a young girl, probably like 20, 21.

Okay. She's looking at the gas pump and she's just freaking out crying. And I'm just like, what's cool? Like maybe she's going through a breakup or something. Like something's going on. I could save her. No, no. She comes up to me and she's like, I don't know how to pump gas.

Can you help me pump gas? What? I thought I was being prank. Like a prank video is going on. I'm looking around like, what's going on? And this girl is tears, like, bawling her eyes out, just freaking out, doesn't know what to do. Yeah. She couldn't pump her gas.

Yeah, I mean, you have to think about it, though. A lot of these kids now, they're driving Teslas. The gas thing opens by itself. It's also a charger. Yeah, you don't got to worry about whether it's 87, 91, whatever the case, diesel. Do I grab the wrong pump? Oh, true. Yeah, I'm not.

It's four of them right now. Don't blow up the gas station, por favor. It says that, like, two out of three years. Three out of four hit up someone to come pump the gas for them. Oh, that was right. Two-thirds of young drivers say they asked a friend, partner, or family member to fill up their gas tank for them. Damn, life is even tougher than that. You're already anxious at the pump?

Yeah, that's crazy. They don't know about none of that. Try driving in an old school car and you can't even find the pump. Yeah. Yeah. How about you? It's hidden. It's hidden.

One time it was hidden behind the license plate. And I was in the middle of comp. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The old school oldobiles, right? That's anxiety. Yes, that's anxiety. Yeah, that's the anxiety. The pump was when I went to go and I had a batty behind me

and I was trying to put four on pump seven and I was like, oh my gosh, she's gonna hear that only have $4. That's anxiety. That's really right. Hey, can you go over there? Hey, bro, four on. Yeah, four on pump seven, get out of here. Hey, poor, yeah, poor.

Hey, poor. Hey, I'm just putting guys just to go to the next city. for the next destination. I'm just playing a game with the pump. Hey, you know you're doing bad when you turn the gas pump around and it's like shaking the pump. You're like, for favor, salmas.

That's anxiety. And that's a great visual. Can we get, can we clip that? Por favor, salmas? Salvas, that's crazy. He just looked like Chris Bosch celebrating the championship. Oh, man.

Anyways, do, Jensi kids. Get it together, for a while. You don't know anxiety. Don't. Thank you, studios. Shoot the J. Shoot it. Play ball.

All right, you guys. LeBron James was caught La Lying once again. La Lai. Yes. Yesterday was NBA Media Day for his new team, the Philadelphia 76ers. And he was asked if it was true that he wanted to end his career playing for the New York Knicks. What a casualty. And he said yes, but he put some extras on it.

Listen to this. No, I have visions of definitely, you know, playing in the garden. finishing my career in the Garland, one of the best places I've ever played. I think it's the number one arena in the world as far as a basketball player. But after they beat San Antonio, I was like, I couldn't do it. Wouldn't feel right? Y'all wouldn't have made, y'all wouldn't let me lay that down at all. He said, nah.

So they were winning too much? After they won the championship, I was like, nah, never mind. I just, I don't want to be there. He feels that he's, that they're going to call him a ring chaser. Like, he didn't just go to a super team in Philadelphia. Yeah, super team? Yeah, so they're considering a super team. They have a bunch of all-stars.

They have a bunch of young players, super young. Best starting five. Best starting five. They technically were supposed to win last year. But unfortunately for the, you know, New York Knicks that, you know, they got it. He's been ring chasing for a while. But he should just say that he's ring chasing. No, like, hey, it's my last couple years.

I want to go out with a freaking ring. Yeah, true. And also, the thing is, he's lying because the Knicks didn't actually want him at all. No. They literally said. like I was thinking about it but then I said no I turned her down oh I turned the batty down no the baddie never wanted him exactly he's just lying out here and the thing about the way he lies he's so slick with it it's never malicious it never hurts nobody it's just that he always

has to say what's not true he said that he knew Kobe was going to score 81 points when he scored it right stuff like that he always does that nobody nobody gets hurt and I just I kind of knew it was going to be that kind of night. I was watching it. Yeah, right. Dude, he had a chance to go to the Knicks in 2010. He chose a Miami Heat. Yeah, whatever. 100%. So now they don't want them. So because they won, according to

in LeBron Moore, because they won, he didn't want to go there. No, no, no. Because it's like, they're I don't know. They're too good. I don't know. And he said oh, the media, you guys would never want me to go there, right? Right guys? Right guys? He's throwing out the rumor that no one even wanted. Yes, yes. I'm sick of this guy.

Well, at least he's not in L.A. Well, he is. LeBronny is in L.A. Oh, you're right. Lerny. L'Bronny. L'Bronny. And he inherited,

like, I don't know what he inherited, but now he's saying that he's LeBron and Brani. Listen to him. You guys know me as Brony. My real name is LeBron. I've been, you know, doing this for however long. So, I think it's a motivating factor for me, just getting up every day

and trying to prove myself as Brony instead of LeBron. What? Oh, my God. So motivating. You hear that. He said, you guys know me as LeBron, but I'm really brawny, but I want to be LeBron for whatever time. Yeah.

So which one is it, buddy? I'm so confused right now. It's so confusing. We're all confused for him, though. Dude, if I could put my kid in Brombeck mornings, I would. Little Concretto already here. Nepotism at his finance. That's right.