Brown Bag Mornings - 09/30/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🕯️ Heartbreaking Dia de los Muertos Scents & 🐍 Viral AI Viper Panic!

Episode Date: September 30, 2026

📻🔥 We kick things off by exploring Aerowick's devastatingly sad new Día de los Muertos scented air fresheners that leave everyone crying. 😭 Plus, caller relationship drama hits a fever pitch as listeners confess what they gave up for love on Don't You Know I’m Local. 💔 Afterwards, we break down a hilarious local prank where an AI-generated Gaboon viper on a rooftop sent an entire Santa Ana neighborhood into full lockdown panic! 🚨🐍 [Edited by @iamdyre 💭]Chapters(00:00) Scrolling(4:37) Homie Helpline(32:22) Don't You Know I'm Local(35:56) Studious Foo Experience the Culture: Catch Brown Bag Mornings and the rest of the network 24/7 on the Amplified Voices TV app: amplifiedvoices.com/podcast-brown-bag/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Highlights of brown bag Scrolling with the hobbies If you haven't had a good cry Get the tissues ready Because this commercial is about to make you ball your eyes out You guys know the brand Erwick right The one that makes the sense You put them in the rooms and everything

They're going vile right now Because they had a Mexico commercial That they have in their brand Airwick, Mexico They decided they're going to do a DiL de los Mordos Type of sense See it again Dia de los Mortos. So good, man.

Great. You know the flowers? Yeah, what are they called? I can't. I butcher it. I butcher it every single time. I butcher the name of it. It's called Flore de Kempagg.

Cuchel? No. Yeah, you got it. No. Campasucci. So they made that and pan of morto as a... No, you got it. You got it.

Both of these sense are very, very prominent in the Dia de los Mertes. on altars, on parendas. It's the orange flower, the marigolds, as the Americans call it. And the Pande Muerre, which is a sweetbread that you put out for your love. Those are the two newest scents that are limited edition in Mexico.

Wow. But the thing is, everybody is talking about the commercial for these scents. And the commercial, let me just take you on a little ride, right? It's about a guy sitting there in the dark. He's sitting in the chair, and he's walking. Oh, he gets up and he smells the scent.

and he starts following the scent and then the commercial he's blind as well so the scent is leading him to his house it's leading him to his house he walks into his house does he have a cane? He does have a cane yes he is blind so he needs a cane to walk he has a service dog as well this commercial is three minutes long by the way

you're gonna explain it off yeah that's what I'm putting a short blind man walking he walks into the house a whole family is standing around an ofrienda and whose picture isn't the oefrienda the guys And this starts playing. Saddest commercial to ever happen. So...

I'm not sad. The guys passed away. Please watch it, Brown & Morning's on my socials at Instagram. Please watch it. It is so good. It is a good commercial. It is an incredible commercial. I saw it.

Someone had put, I cried. And then I was like, yeah, right. And then I was like, oh, I get it. You cried? Yeah, I cried multiple times. And then I watched it again. And I'm like, I cried more. What part did you cry?

Okay, so there's, when he comes into his house, there's a photo of him and his mom at the beach. And I have a similar photo like that with my oldest son. And the photo tips over because he's touching the walls to like see where he's going. And the photo tips over and I just start balling thinking of my child and the love that I have for him. And simultaneously because it falls over, the mom turns around and that's when you figure out he's a ghost because she doesn't see anybody. But you know how we always feel like something moved or in the room. So it's the presence of your loved one being in the room finding you.

Now, the gist of this whole situation is him being blind and him not being able to really see or smell anything, but he follows that scent. Yeah, because it's the day of the dead and it takes him, which you go back to Coco, you go back to the stories of Die de los Mertos. It's a, it's a past loved one going to your house based on that scent or that, that the merigold color is beautiful. It's so beautiful. I didn't feel it Okay A lot of people were saying They felt it

I didn't feel it I don't know why It's just I think you already knew What do you mean If you already know What's gonna happen I think you might

Not have cried It's just deal Like it's a night I appreciate it Like yeah It's just the commercial It's very The more eternal though

I mean that's like Yeah What scent would move you What scent would move you? What scent would move you? What scent would move me I don't know if it feels like a dog Maybe

I would be like more sad They have other commercials actually about not Airwake specifically. Yeah. But they have other commercials because I know I cried. And so when I posted that I cried to people were like, you need to watch this other commercial. Oh, man. No, not from Airwick. People just started telling me commercials that made them cry.

And there's one about an animal for animal. Oh, yeah. See, I'd be balling my eyes out of feels a dog. Instead of humans? Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay, well, thank you for bringing that to the air then if you didn't cry. I don't know what you want me to do with that

Yeah Well that's the newest commercial Everybody's crying about Go cry and watch it on Broadway Morning 106 All right check this out Homie You need a homie

Or need some help We need your head We need a line I mean phone line We got you for The homie help line What you won't do Do full love

Our girl Denise wants her man to stop talking To his co-worker And he's saying No on my chase I have nothing. I just want to be with my whole world. She's really good.

She's got a good luck charm. Denise said it's up because her man, they've been together two years. He loves sports betting, prediction markets, all of the hoopla. She like, I'm just a girl. Now I'll watch it with you, but I'm not trying to bet. However, he's been back and forth with this girl at his work, always texting on the weekends, which is the only time that Denise and him are seeing each other right now because of their work schedule. and she feels like, damn, she sees you more than I see you already during the week,

and now you're texting back and forth with her, and then I see a text saying, drinks on you, smiley face from the girl, and you're like, oh, yeah, it's because, you know, she's one of the guys. We just want $250, babe. And she's like, I'm sorry, that's not reason enough because she's, in fact, not a guy. And I don't like this. This feels very disrespectful to our relationship. He then tells her, all right, well,

if you were into betting, I would be like this with you. So she said, all right, show me how to bet. And he's like, I'll just not do anything for the rest of my life. I'm just going to opt out of everything like. I'm just going to opt out of life that I like doing with other people. The co-worker's probably hot as hell, huh? She's probably not. She didn't mention.

I don't think she would. She said she was hot, she would have mentioned that she was jealous of her before. Yeah. Yeah. She is jealous of her. She was a smoke show. She wouldn't be asking us. She would show up.

at their job. What a girl is jealous they say they're not jealous. No, but they won't say. They won't say it, but they'll show it. They'll be right outside of the house. That's her showing it. She's jealous.

She would have already been upset at the first text. She'll be in the parking lot right now with their job. Yeah. I just want to talk. And it doesn't seem like she said cut that girl off. She did say, hey, stop texting like that. Yeah. So it's not like, hey, don't be talking to her.

But just, hey, come on. You're a little smiley face. It's not like, hey, don't have any person in your life. Well, good get in thunsis. So what does you want? Time where men. For him to pay more attention to her. Okay, so it's cool to text and it's cool to do all that.

Just be more present with her? Because you only have the weekend. Oh, okay. So if you only have the weekend, but you're on your phone saying, I'll have drinks with you. We're home girl. Come on. I'm trying to win this money for us. Okay, he never said that.

I wish he did. She should have. Hey, this is our BJ's money. She's my lucky little rabbit's foot. Oh, hell no. Don't say that. Not you gave her a pet name. She's my lucky star, you know.

Now you already called her a smoke show and a lucky little rabbit's foot. I think of her if she wasn't one of the guys? Yeah. Ressel. Oh, goodness gracious. Come here. Come here, darling. Come here.

Come here. So we asked from you, is there something that you may have had to give up in a relationship for your partner to feel more respected? Okay, so let's go to Paul in South Elm. Monta. Paul, good morning, Paul. Good morning, Brownback. I think in their situation... No, no, no, no, no. I don't care about their situation. I want to know about your situation.

You sound miserable. What did you give up? What did you give up, bro? Car meets. I can't, you know, I can't go. Oh, boy, you know, cars. Oh, she's trying to keep you out of jail. Wow. No, no, wait, which kind, like, uh, sidetrils?

Oh, cars and coffee. Cars and coffee. Yeah, cars and coffee. That's harmless. There's car models there. Come on now. There's girls there. What car do you have?

What car meets? And what's her reason? I have a Honda CRV. It's nothing fast or fancy. It's just a little community. It's the SUV that I drive. Oh, yeah. No, very fuel-efficient.

Yeah, very fuel-fishing car. That's great. Oh, yeah, four-door. It's the what? I have that car, too. Those are bangers. Okay, so why? What's her reason?

I think it's taking time away from the family or her attention. and she's given her. And I think the situation is the same, you know, I work during the week, and our only time together is on the weekend. If I'm already committing to something, I'm taking away from us. Wow, you sound like her. You regurgitated the words. When is time for you?

When do you have you time? What's Paul time? See, and that's where I'm like, here we go. We're doing it. For his own good, but I think having a girl involved, you know, it conflicts. It's her. Her standpoint to take away something.

Talk to me about these car meets. Because if they're so, like, chill, couldn't your family go to? Yeah, see, that's the thing. I like, I like, well, we have kids too. So for her, it's like, I have to get the kids ready, and I have to do all these things and stuff. It's a car meet. It's like you just sit in a parking lot.

Same thing. No, no, no. Car shows and car. It's the same thing. What's the difference? The cars are the car. This is when we were showing off his mom car. Car shows are like...

Yeah, so you don't personally take a car to the car in me. You just go see the cars. No, no, no, no. I take my car. He takes this Honda Sierra. Very proud of it. Oh, it's like souped up and all that? Yeah, they're dropped, they're lowered.

Oh, I've never seen what those things. Yeah, I didn't picture like that. Yeah, I just, you know, yeah, like I picture like totally commercial. Like, you know. Oh, like your own car? It's a soccer mom car. Like the same way they do civics when they job on the... Oh, okay.

Okay, KPWRFM, HG1, Los Angeles, Power 106, LA's number one for hip-hop. Our guy, Paul, he can't go, he can't be like, you just can't have his own little car meat, okay? He's grump, grumps. Are there girls at these car meet? Definitely, but, you know, that's not what I'm going for. I'm going for the car. Of course, not, of course. All the other CRVs.

It's a CRV meat, like, it's all the CRVs or? Yeah, a bunch of bros. I mean, there's girls. And CRVs? All the soccer moms? I think that's just called soccer practice, bro. That's not a car mean. That's good.

But the kids aren't there. Different balls. Supped-tub CRVs. I want to see that. My mom drives that call. I want to see a soup-dub Honda Odyssey. Yeah. Your mom pulls up to.

There's some. Can you send us a picture just for? Yeah. I want to see it. I'm serious. I want to see the CRV. I want to see your souped-dub CRV. Your drops.

I just picture it like with one of those steering wheel handle bar. locks, you know what I'm saying? Okay, I was thinking a hatchback, but a hatchback is not a CR. You know, the white SUV that I drive? Uh-huh. That's the CRV. That's a CRO. Yeah.

A compact SUV. All right, Paul. So has it hurt your like, you're like, oh, I really want to go, but you know what? I love my girl. Wow. You know, it hurts. It hurts to let things go, especially like when you enjoy things. But, like, it's, you know, if you know, he's super bad.

Aw, poor guy. He's dead inside. He's dead. He's too profitmen. Yeah. He wants to just put a gas belt to the CROB. He missed it. He let it off the sanomonic.

Oh, Paul. He wants to spoon it. He wants to spoon in. Me and my car are out. And instead you're at home with your beautiful wife and your kids. He's watching Fast and Furious like, that should be me. He's like, it's because I have to spend time with them. It's family.

It's family. Poor Paul. He's just got you. It's like, help you guys are hitting them. Coffee and cars. That's CRV means. What's coffee and cars, bro? They meet at the CVS.

There's a day time? I don't know. Yeah, I don't think people in CRVs are meeting at night. Yeah, so cars and coffees. They're meeting at night. Paul, it's nighttime, right? No, these guys are meeting like at 9 a.m. Summer night, but I wouldn't say, like, I mean, we're not past midnight.

It's, you know, so when it's tough. Yeah. These guys are home before, like, never. Your car meat doesn't sound attractive. You're making car meat sound very cute. It sounds safe. It sounds fuel efficient. It sounds reliable.

Cars and coffee is like the most common one that they have. They're usually like at 8 a.m. Yeah, there's right. This is like we're talking about Ferraris and like nice crazy. The ones at night are cars and Coke. All right. What have you given up because of your relationship? Maybe something that was a guilty pleasure.

Maybe something that, you know, and might have teetered the lines, okay? But you gave it up for your relationship. Zay in Newport Beach. Good morning. I'm really good right now, Zay. Zay, talk to us. All right, so this question made me realize

I gave up so much stuff for women in general. Like, damn, like five years ago, my first relationship was straight out of high school. You know, I was in school. My passion was to be in a film industry. I was freelancing. I was DJing. I was doing all things. I was going crazy.

But there's one girl that I was dating. I started here, I was 17 years old. She was like, hey, you need to stop freelancing. Why, sometimes you're making good money. Sometimes you're not making good money. I was like, why? You need to get benefits for me and my child. Whoa.

Oh, you got to. Yeah. Was that your kid too? I wasn't even my kid at all. What? I was playing step daddy. And I was at all right, so I gave him my dreams. I was at all right.

At 17, no, he's been DJing since he was 17. Oh, he's been DJs since you were 17. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I gave him my dreams of freelance. For another kid, that's not his. Yeah, yeah, that's what happens with step. Yep, step parents love their stepchildren. Let's see.

So I gave that all up. Mm-hmm. Just to get benefits, I started working a full-time job. Okay. We broke up. and then I still had to pay benefits actually the twist is after we broke up in the state of California

you are not allowed to be the biological father in order to get child support she's sure enough try getting me for child support right after that what is that true it is true you know how to be the biological father you said she tried did it not happen they didn't happen

okay yeah that makes sense well what did the judge say crazy. You're insane, lady. Yeah. You are not the father. Yeah. So then it might not have been a thing. So you try. Yeah. You're Latina? Boom, okay. Lost. And do you still DJ and freelance and stuff now?

Okay, so yeah, right after that, I started DJing again after we broke up. I started following my dreams and stuff. And I was going on tour with different artists being the personal DJ. Nice. Doing my thing. Wow. And then I met my wife now. And she was like,

there's too many girls following you. No. You got to give that up. And stirring up, I gave it up again. I gave up DJ. And I gave up the music business. I gave up everything once again for a woman. Are you okay?

Yeah. Because that's your wife now. That's your wife. That is my wife. That's my wife and my baby mama too. Oh, okay, so you're happy What do you do for work now? So I'm actually in the tech industry

I do IT, so I sit down on a desk all day Okay Nice, that's a good job Benefits It doesn't seem like You can't even DJ Not as good as DJing Oh no, it's probably better than DJing

I'm sorry I see Greg all the time Like he's scraping for cash This man And you have two kids in a wife I would understand Hey bro you're over here You're over here playing freaking wicket Like we're like

We got Bill Spake! I get paid to drink tickets, bro. Yeah, brother. You don't even DJ at home to scratch the itch, brother? Like in the garage? Nothing, man.

She wants me to do nothing. She doesn't want me to have a laptop. What? You're an IT guy. Yeah, you're an IT. Yeah, how can you? You got to work off your phone? Mm-hmm.

Yeah, the reason she doesn't want me have a laptop is because she looked in my laptop last time and she saw some. I don't think DJ's a problem I don't think priors, you got priors She's got reasons to

I don't think DJ's a problem I hate my wife Hey check Greg's lap saw Make sure there's nothing there No there I'm single so there's stuff there So it doesn't matter For the record

You love being married You love your wife And you understand Sometimes there's sacrifices right Absolutely In a marriage And a relationship But you just like

Don't give up anything. I'm going to sacrifice for family, man. Follow your dream. Go be a DJ dog. You'll never know, man. What the hell? Vic, it's like your deal. Just don't ever smoke people.

Don't know. They're smoking. My dad. For your wife. That's what you got to do. You're going to get a divorce, bro. She's going to divorce you. Just get a DJ controller, bro.

Just play DJ hero. Yeah, you don't even need a laptop for a controller. Just whi-w-w-wik-a-wik. Exactly. Yeah, but then she looked through my controller and she saw what I was doing with. Just had freaky audio on me It's had a weird smell I was doing different types of mashups

It's him It's him It is him, it's safe She's crazy man She made me drop my laptop I wonder why She looked through it and I saw the videos ahead It's going on tour

With all these artists Now I can't go What artist was you going on to I know I was thinking the same thing I'm curious A little whatnot Zay

Say, you have to tell us which artist you were towards. Yeah, man. I can't say that. Everybody would know who I am. You guys interviewed this artist and multiple times. Okay, so now just say it. What genre? What genre?

It's us. It's probably. You guys ready? Yeah. Kristen tippity hoppy. Christian? He's kidding. No.

He's talking about Miles Minnick. Uh, that's just one that I done stuff outside of Christian hip hop and just hip on. Okay, so say it. Man, so you're being crazy with the Lord? Wild. Hey, that's part of the testimony. Absolutely. I was done.

That's part of the testimony. Oh, freaking Christian hip-hop. Okay, the other one? Uh, man, I'm not going to, I can't put this on. Zay, we're interviewing you now. We're trying to make you be a great DJ. Come on. We're helping you out your DJ career.

I'm not. Y'all are going to make me a great DJ. I'm a DJ no more. Y'all got to commit my wife. Is it another big area artist? Huh? Is it an artist? Oh, okay.

How about that? So he was, so he was Miles Mimics DJ. Shout to Miles Mimack. The Lord give it, the Lord take it, brother. Oh, my God. He just needs to DJ at home. You're telling me this guy couldn't even DJ on Sundays?

On the weekends? That wedding, that parties? What the hell was on that laptop thing? I know. Hey, you did something. You did something to get her to know. I want you to do that stuff, brother. Yeah, he was messing around with those congregation girls.

They look like Hunter Biden's laptop. Oh, Loki, but that was like my past, man. That's the reason why I'm no longer Maw's making a DJ because I got caught in a little shenanigans and stuff like that. So you were about it. Okay. Okay. If even Miles Minnick drops you, that's like the nicest rapper,

Christian rap in the world. It's you. You didn't have the same values, brother. He's him. I respect that guy. I got my brother until this day. But absolutely. He had to drop me for reasoning because I wasn't walking right in the Christian industry.

But he was like, we got to let you go, brodie. You weren't Christ-like brother. And then look at you, blaming it on your wife. I know. She's probably saved you. Yeah. For real. Because of her, I don't have my dreams of DJing.

Yeah. And getting BJing. He's all DJing. Everybody, but your mother pants up. Relax. It's a Christian show. You can't see that. Can I get a hell?

Yeah. Miles like, we got to let you go. Bro, you can't say hell, dog. You're not walking with the Lord. Bro. What? Yeah. Let's go to live.

Lily in Hyland Park. Lily. Good morning, Lily. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Hi, Lily.

Lily. Lily, Power 106, number one for hip-hop in Norwalk. Shout us to all the burritos in Norwalk. Okay, Lily, talk to me. Okay, so my thing is I had a boyfriend for a very, very, very, very long time. And at the time, he was in jail. And I was really sad, and I really wanted to get. myself, you know, just out of my fun from not being with him, being sad, being going through it with

life, I decided to get into pin up modeling and it was going good, you know, at the time. It was a thing. The rockabilly scene at the time was like it was popping. And I started modeling and I started, you know, doing a lot of car shows. I started doing a lot of photo shoots and everything. And, you know, it's mostly working with women photographers. So it wasn't a big deal. But once I did start getting, you know, a little bit of recognition and, like, you know,

people knowing who I was in the scene, my boyfriend was like, you got to stop. I don't like people looking at my girlfriend and I don't know how I feel about. people having pictures of my girlfriend and if you're going to be with me and I'm going to be in here we have just not be together What was he gonna do? He was in jail I know, but I just it's a guess it was like for me I know I'm stupid It was like more of a respecting yeah You did it to respect the relationship Foods are probably passing around her phone

In jail Yeah, and it sucks because I didn't even end up with him, but It's fine I mean it was a I'm not gonna let something like that happened to me again like hey you were in jail you have no control for me you know I shouldn't have let that happen because I did I did leave a lot of good opportunities like yeah at the time I could have I could even have muddled for forever 21 so yeah do you still do I'm not a baddie baddie no no no I'm a mom now and I'm just

a regular a regular girl but mom your baddies mom your baddies you're Mom, her baddie. Come, get back out there. Yeah, do it. If she's not trying to get back out there, don't make her. Yeah. What? She's just.

Live your dream. Do what you wish to do. Yeah. Send us back baddie right there. Send us some pictures. See, don't know. Greg. No.

Just want to see. It was a good time. It was a very good time. And I know that if I would have kept going, I probably would have, like, maybe gone into, like, something, like, a good. A good, yeah, somewhere, something. I even got, like, I even was able to come out in a, I got, like, I came out to be, like, a city queen, you know, to, you know, because of that. Yeah, it was a good time. Monnebello.

What city? City of Monteverlo. Highland Park. Whittier. Whittier? Hold on you. I'm going to say Whittier, man. I'm about to look this up right now.

Oh, for sure. Well, you're Whittier? No, no. Whittier. Why you guys give us half information? I know. Come up here. Lily, we're already going to search you up.

Lily. Lily. Lily. Lily. Lily Lily Lily Lily. Rockabilly Lily Lily. Rockabilly Lily. No, no.

It was a total different name. What was the name? Yeah, that was. I'm not going to tell you guys because they're going to know. No, maz de. It's a matter. Let us know. It's your past.

There's probably a rockabilly dude out there looking for his rockabilly girl. She has. With some suavecito on. She's probably married. Are you married? Are you singing? I don't know I am single

Oh yeah Let us help you Lily Let us help you Every time you guys Have these You know When people call in

And they start trying to hook them up I'm like Oh I wish that was me Oh well here you go Oh my hookup lines Rockability No no If you look like anyone

Like in that like Who would you compare yourself to Good good Oh, okay. Oh, no, Betty Page. Oh, no, I wish. I did have a dark hair, black hair, Betty Peach style going on.

They're like the bangs and all that? You had like, you had the bangs? Yeah. Oh, I did. Calm down, very. Come down, right. Come on, right. Fine.

I wasn't. I wasn't a skinny mini. I've always been a pretty big girl. You don't have to be baby girl. You're still bomb. Still bomb. Still bomb. Still bomb a little thick of me.

over there. Wow. Okay. What was your, was your, was your, was your, was you, your,

was you, Oh my God. No, I'm serious, you know, I don't want, you know, I don't want to say

because I really am embarrassed, but I just, why are you embarrassed of that? You should be confident in it. Like,

oh, I know. I don't want to know anymore. That's, that's why, that's why, that's why, that's why,

that's why. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to know. You know. You know. want a contest too you know and everything I could have gone pro

I'm so embarrassed why are they asking me about my relationship when I called about my relationship but I also want to be in a homie hookup line Lily Lily okay we'll let you be mammaita oh she hung up oh she's over us damn Lily I don't know

Lily she told her story she answered the question it's okay I get it it is a big situation when you're on the radio It's a big thing It's a big deal All right Let's go to Gary

Gary in Northridge Has been holding Since we started The home mail line Gary Gary Gary The homegirl Denise

Hit us up Because her man Is like Sports betting With this homegirl at work But then they're texting All weekend And then she sees the text

Of the homegirl saying Drinks on you With a smiley face And she's like Hey this is respectful To our relationship You need to stop talking her like like don't be tightening her come on this is us and he was like well if you liked it and she's

like okay well show me and then he's like no I'm gonna do anything with my life and just delete the app yeah you know those fights too let me just never do anything ever and then inside we're like yeah that's a great idea yeah that's cool you said it I thought it all right what happened to you bro what is something you gave up in a relationship man I gave up you know being with my boys you know I just wanted to say I love my girl. I love my girl a lot all day for sure. You know. You learn how to love and I love my girl.

Yeah, yeah. You learned how to love her? Wow. Oh, man, you got to adjust. It's called adjusting, you know. Most people don't want to do that nowadays and, you know, for the couple that's on, I feel like embracing the fact that you want to be happy and that your man is, you know, into something.

Embrace that, you know, embrace whatever your girl's into, you know, but we forget that part, you know, and I'm just being honest. I love my girl, you know, and I will do... That's six. You said that six times. That's number six. But I also love my boys, you know? I'm being honored, but...

Okay, but what happened? Seven. So what did you give up? What did you give up? You know, we have a past life and we want to go out, you know? Oh, what did you know? I just, I just stopped going out because, you know, my boys, you know, girls want to consider them, you know, male, you know, I can't say the word,

but, you know, we go out and we want to beat other people, you know and you know if you got a boy and you with a girl your boy's not expecting you to be like oh you with your girl you know your boy's expecting you to be the wingman you know and you know and yeah you can't be that you know i can't do that anymore you know we used to go to the bars and all that you know but shout out to my guys too you know i love all my friends and okay okay i Gary. What? He loves a lot.

He loves a lot. He does. By the way, did you guys know? I love my girl. My girl. Okay, I get it. So Gary and his homie's to go out pick up chicks. And she doesn't let him do that anymore.

And, babe, they expect me to be the winger. I'm just setting the screen. I'm not scoring the bucket. Yeah, that's it. I have to talk to her ugly homegirl, babe. I got to jump on your knee. It's so that Jerry can get the other girl. I don't know.

You know? People always tell you, take it for the team. Take one for the team. You know, I'm not doing that anymore. You know, like I said. Pumping. It's a pump fake. It's better to adjust and have a good life, you know, than to have a, you know,

a messed up relationship, you know? And it's just hiding things from your partner is not cool. You feel me? Like, it doesn't even feel like. So were you hiding it or are? Were you hiding? No, no, not at all anymore. You know, that's what I'm saying.

Anymore. Yeah. It's better to embrace your partner, bro. You know, like, it works out better. You know, you sleep better. You eat better. All that stuff. Yeah. Maybe you just need better friends that aren't going to disrespect your girl by expecting you to be able to.

Yeah, no, no, most definitely. But you know how guys and girls are like that. You know, it's not just a guy thing. You know, it just happens like that. You know, you go out and some girl might want to talk to you. A girl might want to buy your drinks. I don't know. You're making it.

What are you telling? I love my girl. I love my girl. I love my girl. I will take this drink. I will take this drink, but I love my girl. I want you know. Before we do this.

I love my girl. I'm going to honor the bartender. You know, people find you attractive, you know. Oh, he's so big. He can't help it. They just come up to me, babe. What am I supposed to do? You think I want this?

You think I want this, man? I think I want this, man? I think I want this thing? Yes, yes. You think I want to set that screen? I don't want to go. I don't want to be here tonight. Yeah.

Shout out to Gary, man. Gary, we appreciate you, bro. Hey, Gary, you love your girl, huh? Huh? You love your girl? I love my girl with all my hot, I'm gonna eat. That was eight times I said that. You're still gonna get in trouble though, buddy.

Yes, you are. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Eset? Don't you know I'm local? All right, we all like to prank our friends, but this is probably a prank on wrong. You ever prank your friends with AI image?

I don't know you AI then looking. Yeah. You are they them looking like a koala, you're right them on a motorcycle. That was a real photo. That was a real photo. Come on. AI is the new tool to clown your homies. It is, it is.

There's a lot of Photoshop back in there, but it's definitely AI now. It's so easy too. And faster, yeah. So easy. Like Chachibati. Jose loves doing it. Oh, he is AI's us all the time. I'm always the one getting Chachibit.

No, those are real. We all get Chachibit. We all get Chachibit. You just look crazy when... The most, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It happens a lot. I'm the one. homie.

You are the homie. And so is this guy over in Santa Ana, okay? So he's in a little bit of trouble. Yeah. Because he seemed to AI a photo of a Gaboon Viper. Okay, this is a sub-Saharan African vipers. It's a venomous species and it's not supposed to be out here. But he's like, hey, look what I found in the roof of my neighbor's roof.

Mm-hmm. It went viral. I don't know that he was thinking that it might go viral, but it went ahead and went viral. He even got interviewed by the local news stations. Check this out. Yes. People were saying that it was AI or stuff like that, but no. The AI would have looked very different.

It was AI. I wish it was AI. Oh, no. Now you wish it was real. So after it went viral, police went over to investigate, and it seems like this guy, Joel, Sepprian, was then like, damn, I'm going to tell you it was not real. Yeah. I did it as an AI joke.

did it to clown my friends and now the police are involved. It was funny because a lot of like the restaurants and bars in San Anna started to post an AI picture of a snake inside their restaurant. Oh, to like find the A. How do you find the viper? Yeah, because everybody in San Anna was talking about it. Yeah. Yeah, it was viral.

I was getting alerts and things like that. It was like, oh, man and Ed and Jerno it was seen over here. Things like that. Oh, it was like, oh, my God. Find the snake? Yeah. It was like, the whole thing. It was all over my social media feed.

I'm like, oh, damn, maybe I should really be worried. about the street. Yeah, because you're from Santa Ana. Yeah. And so all those streets are naming, I'm like, it's getting closer to me. I mean, I'm gonna la Culebra. Ah, La Culebra. Leris. I wonder if now he's going to get in trouble grinding. He didn't call the cops.

No. Or like a false report or whatever. But it did cause a whole ruckus in the city of Santa Ana. Like you said, though, he didn't mean for it to go viral. Like he just took a picture, put a snake, and it's like just, hey, look at it. This is. Legendary prank. You guys.

For him to do that, send it to like his homie or whatever. And it to be on the news and then the radio. And then it's all just like, bro, it was just a joke. No, the homie seems nervous. Oh, yeah. So again, play the audio of him talking to them and they were like, hey, people are saying it's AI. Yes. People were saying that it was AI or stuff like that.

But no. Their AI would look very different. He looks so nervous. Yeah. You know what he looks like? The little kid on the first day of school were like, are you excited? excited for the first date. And he said, yeah, and then he just starts crying.

Because he's lying. That's what this fool looks like. Yeah, no, he's in trouble big time. So be careful the next time you start AIing to prank your homies, it might end up on the news. And then, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, police. Yeah. We're investigating the viper. Wow.

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Are you feeling a little stress signs? May have figured out. solution. A new UC Davis study had teens spent just three minutes with miniature horses and donkeys. And here's what happened. Sixty- Sixty-one teens took part. They either gently petted the

animals or scratched their necks. After three minutes, the teens reported feeling less nervousness, sadness, and loneliness. The animals also seem to enjoy neck scratches more than gentle petting peritos. Teens who noticed animals' body language had the biggest mood improvements.

Wow. So basically if the animals are, you know, like put their heads down or the way they sit or if their, you know, tails wiggle or something. That's, that's more or less the body language that people feel, you know, that they're communicating with. The main focus is reciprocity. I may be butchering that. Not you said that perfect.

Not simply finding the best way to pet a donkey. It's a mutual exchange where both side effects, both side effects and respond to each other. So basically how you give it to them, they'll give it back to you. That's pretty funny. That makes the movie Shrek 10 times funnier because he got, donkey got on Shrek's last nerve instantly and didn't bring him any piece at all for the five movies that they had. Yeah, I wonder who sponsored this study. Like, I don't know, like some petting zoos or circuses.

Like, see, the animals love it. They love when you pet them. It makes them feel. They love when you pull their tails. Oh, if you're going to grab their neck, they love it. They love the donkey shows. That's the neck. Stretch the neck.

Yeah. Yeah, I see that being around animals, you just feel that, like, stress lifted. I think it's just donkey specifically because they're just so happy animals. They're just very... What? You never pet up donkey before? I thought donkeys were... They are...

Cadesones. I feel like they're jackasses. They're stubborn. That's what you mean. Yeah, stubborn. Yeah, stubborn. And, you know, ponies. Pony.

Like small horses, like miniature ponies? Pony. Yeah, some of them are little ones. Cute. Yeah, some of them are little ones. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Bro, my oldest son, he really loved our Yorkie, our little Yorkie Terrier. And it brought him so much stress relief. Like, he was just so happy. Did that Yorkie get stress relief back? No, I don't think so. Probably not. Because he would hide under the bed.

Oh, my God. Because he wanted his own space. Because the rest of the time when my son was home, he would have him on his lap and they're watching TV. And Teddy better stay right there. Oh, my God. Teddy couldn't move. Oh, Teddy wants to leave? No, Teddy has to stay.

It's like Darla and finding him a fishy. That's literally how it was. Like I had a miniature chihuahua and everybody thought she was a little puppy because she was so small. She was old as hell. She's probably like 12, 13. Oh, down. Everybody's like, oh my God, the little puppy. I was like, you're about to get over a heart attack.

Relax. Like, just chill. If you ever hear me getting a service animal, I'm walking in with a donkey. That'd be cool. That would be cool. That's dope. Be loud. I'm for it.

All right, buddy does go get yourself an animal if you want to feel stress-free. Yeah. Highlights of Brown Bag.