Brown Bag Mornings - 09/30/26 Un-Holy DJ Scandals 🙂‍↔️💻 | Brown Bag Mornings

Episode Date: September 30, 2026

The squad mediates a wild Homie Helpline featuring a dropped Christian hip-hop DJ with scandalous laptop secrets, a guy who gave up his lowered Honda CR-V car meets, and a caller who swore "I love my girl" eight times just to stay out of the doghouse 🎧🚗❤️. Between the relationship sacrifices, the crew reacts to Diddy paying inmates for deep tissue massages in jail and LeBron taking private helicopters to Sixers practice ⛓️🚁[Edited by @iamdyre 💭]Chapters(00:00) Chisme(2:52) Rap Sheet(5:11) Petty Police(8:49) Scrolling(13:28) The Weather W/ Concrete!(14:34) Homie Helpline(47:27) Tepic's Teachings(49:41) Don't You Know I'm Local(53:15) Chisme(55:48) Studious Foo(58:57) Play Ball Experience the Culture: Catch Brown Bag Mornings and the rest of the network 24/7 on the Amplified Voices TV app: amplifiedvoices.com/podcast-brown-bag/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey, don't make your life harder than it needs to be. You really want to type Brat Back mornings every single time? Nah, just hit the subscribe button, Perrito. Do it. Go! Zool, come here? Now what's going on? Cheesmation with Angie. Okay, you guys, Little Wayne is back in love and spinning the block. I had a beautiful...

Oops, sorry, sorry. Let's go, Little Wayne. He actually... Fine love, fine love. He's engaged again. If you guys don't remember, he was engaged to... medicine, a 23 year old, back in July, right? Of this year.

Of this year. And it's crazy because he called up the engagement and pretty much he was saying like, oh my God, I'm trying to protect her. He even released this album. I mean, this out of out of it. I had a beautiful thing going on with an amazing person. But obviously, due to the validity of the temperature of today's crazy world and culture, I consider it I don't want to be such a burden on such an amazing person.

So, we've decided. sat into part. I like that. The validity of the temperature of this. Yeah. I think he meant volatility. Yeah, I think so. I don't even know how to say it.

But what's crazy is that his friend actually snitched on him. Because Lil Wayne actually wasn't the one saying like, yeah, we're back with my fiance. His friend actually got engaged to which then Lil Wayne actually sent him a video, which seemed to be a private video. But his friend thought like, oh, let me post it where Lil Wayne's congratulating him and saying like, oh, yeah, I'm back with my girl. Congratulations. And I'm marrying this.

This is Madison. Congratulations. This is my fiance. Congratulations. Let us know what color we wear. I'm the best man. You heard me. He always sounds like he just woke up.

All the time. Well, supposedly he doesn't sleep. So, I mean, I guess that's why he sounds like that. Believe that. I know. Let the Madison's 23 years old. Lil Wayne's 44. So that's what, 21 H-Cap?

That's good for him. I don't know. That's what I'm like, I don't know. I guess, congrats, but it's weird. She wasn't even around for taking over from the 9-9s to the 2000. Yeah, she was born like 2005. She don't know about prostitute flange. No, yeah.

The mixtape and all right. Really, nothing. Yeah, she was probably born like Carter 2, Carter 3. Yeah, something like that. It's getting a little wing, Kitas. I mean, Anthony Kitas, he's married to a very young girl as well. Oh, wow. That one over in my head.

The dudes have their own dude. I'm like. Leonardo DiCaprio, doesn't he date younger girls too? Nothing past 25. See? Yeah. Yeah, she's 23. Nothing younger than 25.

Nothing, yeah. True, and Leonardo's actually a little bit older. Yeah, there's no problem with that. I don't know. It's just like, it's weird. To me, Ali, that's why I'm like, oh, nobody knew that little man was back with his fiance, but apparently now everyone knows because of his friend.

That's niche sign. If it's hip hop, you know let these on. Yeah, go. Rep sheet. Let these set. Go. I'm not going to lie, this next song reminds me of the time that I put my dad onto, like, music. Do you got, you know, we always get our parents' music, the stuff they're playing in the car or Saturday or cleaning, and it turns into our, like, little library of songs that we like, right?

Yeah. Have you ever put your parent onto music? Okay? Yeah. Yeah. What song? I'll tell you mine. I thought it was so cool when I was listening to this song on Power 106 when my dad was driving me.

to school and out of nowhere he screams What's sight? Still balling, bro. Hey. San Luis. Still balling? What's going? One of my favorite.

Trick Daddy. Never since what you're going to seed only came promise to me what's the penitentiary freak. Still bawling. It's so good. It's so good. Let's go on Louise.

Well, Sandra Bullock got into something similar so she was asked in a recent podcast with her homegirl. Amy Poller, have your kids who are 16 and 12, 16 and 12 ever put you on to music and she's like who j cole he's the man listen to this girlfriend stands is no i can't go slow i'm sandra ball either proceed the speed or don't breathe that's tight that's his song clouds i'm sure that her 16 year old's like you know he said her name i'm sandra bull can't get off the tracks because you know speed the movie yeah oh oh god bars

bars that must be a cool feeling though for the kid because he's like listening to like fake rapper or whatever and then all of a sudden like wait just mentioned my mom and not in a weird way yeah you know because it could be like oh she's so hot or like you know miss conjilietali over here yeah he didn't he didn't come at her with no bull you know what I'm saying wow wow wow I get yeah but that made me think of the time I put my dad on yeah anybody else I put my mom into YG oh yeah what she likes to sound you broke shut up don't talk to me yeah I'm hilarious I need to see her. I need to see Maria turning up to that.

That's like her song because she's like, you broke. To you? To me. Yes, make sense. That's the sound that I'm police. The petty police. You're petty. You're just petty.

I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest. Pretty. Petitest. Petitest person in the room is always a man. Yes, Angelica. Right now, you're giving me this petty face.

That's a lie. Go. What? Like, no response, just that's a lie. Okay. Yes, it's true in this instance. Mani Machado. Oh, Padres player.

Yes, the greatest of all time. Thank you for saying. No, I just said Padres player. I just said Padres player. Definitely not the greatest of all time. He was previously on the Dodgers, okay? And there's already a long-standing beef between the Padres and the Dodgers, but it just gets amplified more with this guy that just seems to be just like a, what is it,

a thorn in our side, okay? Well, he's also a thorn in the side of reporters that aren't rep in San Diego Padres. Full of the grown toenail. He is. That just won't, you don't want to take it out too much because it's like, Eduele to take out. He doesn't get more. It just hurts. Little blood comes out.

Oh. Oh. Well, he's. He got mad at a reporter and got super petty because a reporter over there in San Diego was wearing blue. Check this out. Mani, this team beat you all in the playoffs last year. They beat you several times this year, including... Hey, aren't you like him San Diego?

Yeah, I am. Why are you wearing blue? Do you like it? You don't like it? I'll take it off. I'll take it off next time. I'm just asking. Obviously not.

That guy's such a jerk. What was the point of that, fool? Well, they're playing the Cubs right now. Blue is the color people wear. And, yes, he was being asked about the Cubs that also tab that. Also beat them with those questions. And then he's like, why are you wearing blue? Yeah, well, yeah, we beat the Cubs, by the way, 8 to 0.

The question was about previous games. It doesn't matter. It's the future now. Bring the Dodgers. Go ahead. Bring more blue. Whoa. Because we'll beat it.

Really? We'll beat the blue. You think so? Come on now. Take that blue hat off right now, big. That's not the point. No, you're not doing that in Los Angeles. Take it off.

You're not doing that here. Sorry, brother. Settle down. Go to San Diego, my friend. He's wearing a Broncos hat. You can't listen to this guy. It doesn't matter. Blue, red.

Padre's a five. Do you see how it just doesn't work when he tries it? What? What's the hell? Awkward. Awkward. That's all the colors he knew. Blue, red, brown.

Padre's going down. Oh. He is. You're pet. It's tap it in. Yeah, you're petty, Machado. Let's a fool wear blue. Blue is a regular.

It's a color. My thing is he's picking on a reporter who's obviously probably like, like listen to the guy. It sounds geeky as hell. You know? And then he's just like, you want me to take it off, sir? Like, you know, why are you picking on that dude?

He's like, well, obviously not. Yeah. This is asking. The rival is blue. Why are you wearing blue? The rival? They're not playing. They're not even playing the workers.

The reporter. The reporter doesn't play for anybody. He's asking questions. He's reporting. Brown. That's what you should be wearing. Because it's like you're a Padres reporter. Nobody wants to wear that color.

I love that color. I like brown too. We're not dishing brown either. Not us. Not it's in our name. Not we're brown bag, dicing brown, too. We love you, BS, brother. Come on.

All right, that was petty police. Scrolling. Scrolling with all me. If you haven't had a good cry, get the tissues ready. Because this commercial is about to make you ball your eyes out. You guys know the brand Erwick, right? The one that makes the sense.

You put them in the rooms and everything. They're going vile right now because they had a Mexico commercial that they have in their brand, Airwick, Mexico. They decided they're going to do a Dia de los Mordos type of sense. Say it again. Dia de los Mordos. So good, man. You know the flowers? Yeah, what are they called?

I can't. I butcher it every single time. I butcher the name of it. It's called Florida. that Kempah Kuchel? Yeah, you got it. Campasucci.

Campasucci. So they made that and pan de Merto as a... Now you got it, you got it. Both of these sense are very, very prominent in Diad of Los Muerthos

on Altares, on Orrendas. It's the orange flower, the marigolds, as the Americans call it. And the Pande Muerto, which is a sweet bread that you put out for your loved one. the two newest scents that are a limited edition in Mexico.

Wow. But the thing is, everybody is talking about the commercial for these scents. And the commercial, let me just take you on a little ride, right? Shut the guitar. It's about a guy sitting there in the dark. He's sitting in the chair, and he's walking. Oh, he gets up and he smells the scent. And he starts following the scent.

And then the commercial, he's blind as well. So the scent is leading him to his house. It's leading him to his house. He walks into his house. Does he have a cane? Yes. He does have a cane. He is blind, so he needs a cane to walk.

He has a service dog as well. This commercial is three minutes long, by the way. You're going to re-explain it all? Yeah, that's on. I'm putting a short way. Blind man. He walks into the house. A whole family is standing around on O'Freenda.

And whose picture is in the O'Freenda? The guys. And this starts playing. Saddest commercial to ever happen. So... I'm not sad. The guys passed away. Please watch it, Brown.

Oh, my God. Please watch it. It is so good. It is a good commercial. It is an incredible commercial. I saw it. Someone had put, I cried. And then I was like, yeah, right.

And then I was like, oh, I get it. You cried? Yeah, I cried multiple times. And then I watched it again. And I'm like, I cried more. What part did you cry? Okay, so there's, when he comes into his house, there's a photo of him and his mom at the beach.

Yeah. And I have a similar photo like that with my oldest son. And the photo tips over because he's touching the wall. to like see where he's going yeah and the phototips over and I just start bawling thinking of my child and the love that I have for him and simultaneously because it falls over the mom turns around and that's when you figure out he's a ghost because she doesn't see anybody but you know how we always feel like something moved or in the room so it's the presence of your loved one being in the room finding you now the gist of this whole situation is him being blind in him not being able to

really see or smell anything, but he follows that scent. Yeah. Because it's the day of the dead and it takes him, which you go back to Coco, you go back to the stories of the other's Muerrethos. It's a past, loved one, going to your house based on that scent or that, that, that, the marigold color is beautiful. It's so beautiful. I didn't feel it.

Okay. A lot of people were saying they felt it. I didn't feel it. I felt it. I don't know why. It's just. I think you already knew. What do you mean?

If you already know what's going to happen, I think you might not have cried. It's just, you know, like, it's a night. I appreciate it. Like, yeah, like, it's just the commercial was very. The more eternal, though. I mean, that's like, like, hasn't. What scent would move you? What, what?

What scent would move you? What scent would move you? I don't know if it's like a dog, maybe. I would be, like, more sad. They have other commercials, actually, about not Airwake specifically. Yeah. But they have other commercials because I know I cried. And so when I posted that I cried to people were like,

you need to watch this other. commercial. Oh, man. No, not from Airwick. People just started telling me commercials that made them cry. Yeah. And there's one about an animal for animal. See, I'd be balling my eyes out of feels a dog.

Instead of humans? Yeah. I don't know. Okay. Okay, well, thank you for bringing that to the air then if you didn't cry. I don't know what you want me to do with that. Yeah. Well, that's the newest commercial everybody's crying about.

Go cry and watch it on Broadway morning 106. All right. Let's get into the weather. And now the one. weather with concrete storm. Beritos that is going out for the weather. Wednesday, September 30th. First, we keep the speed limit in the city of Torrance.

The word drivers are foods with no insurance. 80 degrees and 66 degrees at night. Next, we keep it funky on our way to Sierra Madre. Brownback makes you laugh on your way to the halet. 86 degrees and 65 degrees at night. Next, we say hi to the ex cholas and Covina, who still eat chitos with Valentina, 87 degrees and 63 degrees at night.

And lastly, we say, what's happening to the city of Ramona? If you're Paisa and Hood, then you are Ranchola. 85 degrees and 59 degrees at night. Petito, it's going to be a beautiful day in Southern California. Torrance, 80 and 66 degrees at night. Sierra Madre, 86 and 65 degrees at night. Covina, 87 and 63, and Ramona, 85 and 59 degrees at night. Peritos is your boy, concrete from Brownback mornings, our power 106.

Let's go. I love that word, Ranchola. You're the rancho But also You're a chola Ranchola That's a mero Alright check this out

Homie You need a homie Or need some help We need your help We need a line I mean We got you for The homie help line

Fellas In your home girls All right Denise She said Brownback My name is Denise And my dilemma

Right now Is my boyfriend Forcing me to share His attention with his female co-worker. We've been together two years. We're both 23. His name is Javi, and he loves sports betting.

What do you guys call that now? It's not just sports betting. What is it? Gambling? No. Parley. No, it's called something now. The prediction markets.

There you go. Oh, my God. You guys call it that? It's the thing. No, no, that's the genre. Prediction market. The prediction market betting, all that stuff. I don't gamble, says Denise.

So when he starts talking parley's, I mentally clock out. But his home ground works at work loves betting as much as he does. I've met her before and never sensed anything shady before, but now that they are always texting, it's not cool. My man says it's because of football season. But I only get to see him on weekends with our work schedules and he's on the phone going back and forth with her the whole time. This past weekend, I had seen a text from her saying,

drinks on you, smiley face? I'm like, what the F, Havi? He said, it's because they had just won $250 and she's like one of the guys. I told him, sorry, that's not reason enough because she's in fact not one of the guys. So stop it with the faulty comparison. I never heard that phrase my life,

but I will use it. Then Havi tells me, if I got if I got into bedding he would be like this with me so I told him cool show me and then he said

I'm just gonna stop betting I'm just gonna stop betting oh he hates his girl he hates her he thought he did something he thought like well if it was you I would be here doing it she's like okay

and say yeah no I yeah no and we've just been on minimal talking mode this week meanwhile he's clearly seeing betting Becky at work. Whoa. I don't want to break up,

but I also don't want to feel disrespected. What should I do, Brownback? Over under, they're going to stay together? I think he's going to get over and under her. Which one? The betting Becky? Oh, man. Anybody?

Well, it looks like he's winning. I mean. Well, yeah. I mean, if they're making money, right? Like, you know, because a lot of people do that. They follow each other's bets. Like, hey, I'm going to put this bet on. So and so, like, if you want to follow me on it, da-da-da.

And then you can make money and, like, you guys will be happy as hell. Like, bro, I just won $200 or $200. You should have followed this when we started betting on the Raiders. Me? Oh, yeah. I just know, I exclusively bet against the Cowboys and I win a lot of money. Really? So follow that.

How's that for a prediction market? Yeah, I get a little scared of bed on the Raiders. I'm not going to lie. But, yeah, so it. But if you guys want, I can hook you up on my next bet against the Cowboys. Okay, no, I'm scared. I don't know. The next prediction.

Prediction. Yeah, yeah. Prediction market. Okay, but I guess her whole thing, I don't know, it doesn't seem like she may be jealous of the girl, but is she? No, she is. She's jealous at the time her man is giving the home girl. If it was a dude, it wouldn't be a problem.

I don't know. No, it still would be. Yeah, because you're like, you're with me, but you're always on your phone. He's having too much of anything without her. Without her. That's a problem. Yeah. You're getting too much money without me, having too much fun without me.

Who's making you smile? That's not much, yeah. Exactly. So he hates her. I don't think he hates her. But maybe he just having he starts spending that money, he's winning on her and then she won't have a problem with it. That's his money. That is, it's our money.

It helps when you spend it. Yes. On her. Okay. Okay. Okay, young Miami. Spin it. Spin it.

No. Yeah, it's that. It's that like, okay, like you're all on your phone. You're doing this. You're doing that. Yeah. And then it doesn't help at all that it's a girl. It doesn't.

Yeah. That just adds to it. She says she's met her. She hasn't since. anything shady before, but they're always texting. And I guess she just feels like, damn, I don't get to spend a lot of time with you. We're a weekend couple right now because of our work schedules. You are already kicking it with a home girl at work.

Yeah. Now we're together and you're texting. Granted, weekends are the game days. Sundays are, of course. Thursday. Is there a Friday game? No. Saturday if you're trying to bet on college.

Thursdays. Thursdays, Sunday's Monday. Yeah, they only pay on Mondays, Thursdays, Saturday, Sunday. occasionally on Tuesdays If it's college football Yeah He's a sideline girlfriend at this point I think it's the fact that it's a girl

It has nothing to do with the betting I think it's the fact that it's a girl Spending all the time with the girl On the text On the text Drinks on me That's on you Well yeah that's then it gets a little boundary issue

Because if it was a dude That drinks on me And then her saying like It's just their boys Yeah And her saying That's not It's not the comparison

because she's not a dude. So that doesn't make sense. Yeah. Saying if it was a, well, she's not. Well, she's a girl. Like, that's the fact. She's a girl, and she's smiling facing you. And I'm as your girl telling you that's not okay with me.

Don't let your girlfriend stop you from finding your future wife. Okay, all right. I don't think he likes her like that. Yeah. But we don't know. We don't know if that a female coworker likes him. And it's trying to. Oh, like the other way around.

Yeah, trying to catch him flipping. Trying to catch him slipping. Yeah. Uh, Havie tells me. If I got into betting, it would be like this with me. So I told him, cool, show me. I'm insane. And he said, I'm just going to stop betting all together.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm just not going to do it anymore. I don't want to bet with you. I want to bet with her. It's exciting. Because then there's that part of that. That's a thing. They're superstition.

Oh, my. Yeah. What if he knows that she goes to the casino, she loses all the money. He's like, I don't want to bet with you. We're going to lose all the money. There's going to be no fun anymore. That's true. And then sometimes you might.

But then you shouldn't have let it come out his mouth that if she was in to bed and he would do this with her. He didn't mean that, obviously. Well, he said. He was just talking out of his, you know? His argument is talking. Yeah. He didn't mean that. Oh, damn it.

What? You actually want to do that? Oh, why don't I say that? All right. Called this bluff. She said she doesn't want to break up with him for sure. She read all his cards. She doesn't want to break up with him.

But she does feel disrespected at the smiley phase with the home girl at work betting Becky La Yama. Don't call her Becky, bro. That's a whole other thing. Yeah, it's a double entendre. Okay. She feels disrespected and she wants to know what she should do, all right? We want to hear from you.

The co-workers probably hot as hell, huh? She's probably not. She didn't mention. I don't think she was. If she was hot, she would have mentioned that if she was jealous of her before. Yeah. She is jealous of her. She was a smoke show.

She wouldn't be asking us. She would show up at their job. What a girl is jealous, they say they're not jealous. No, but they won't say. No. They might not say it, but they'll show it. They'll be right outside of the house. That's her showing it.

No. She's jealous. She would have already been upset. at the first text. She'll be in the parking lot right now or their job. Yeah. I just want to talk.

And it doesn't seem like she said cut that girl off. She did say, hey, stop texting like that. Yeah. So it's not like, hey, don't be talking to her. But just, hey, come on. Which she was kind of reasonable. It's not like, hey, don't have any person in your life.

So what does she want? Time where men. For him to pay more attention to her. Okay, so it's cool to text and it's cool to do all that. Just be more present with her? Because you only have the weekend. Oh, okay. So if you only have the weekend, but you're on your phone, saying I'll have drinks with you, we're home girl.

Come on. I'm trying to win this money for us. Okay, you never said that. I wish she did. She should have. Hey, this is our BJ's money. She's my lucky little rabbit's foot. Oh, hell no.

Don't say that. Not you gave her a pet name. That's my lucky star, you know. Now you already called her a smoke show head and a lucky little rabbit's foot. I think of her wrestling with her if she wasn't one of the guys? Yeah. Rattle. Oh, goodness gracious.

Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. So we asked from you, is there something that you may have had to give up in a relationship for your partner to feel more respected? Okay, so let's go to Paul in South El Monte. Paul. Good morning, Paul.

Good morning. I think in their situation. No, no, no, no, no. I don't care about their situation. I want to know about your situation. You sound miserable. What did you? Yeah.

Give up. What did you give up, bro? Car meets. I can't, you know, I can't go. Oh, boy, you know, cars. Oh, she's trying to keep you out of jail. Wow. No, no.

Yeah, wait, which kind? Like, uh, Citrus. Cars and coffee. Cars and coffee. Yeah, cars and coffee. That's harmless. There's car models there. Come on, now.

There's girls there. What car do you have? What car meets? And what's her reason? I have a Honda CRV. It's nothing fast or fancy. It's just a little community. It's the SUV that I drive

Oh yeah No, very fuel efficient Yeah, very fuel-fishing car That's great Oh yeah, four door It's the what is I have that car too Those are bangers Okay, so why?

What's her reason? I think it's taking time away from The family or attention to give her And I think of the same You know, I work during the week And I only time together is on the weekend If I'm already committing to something I'm taking away from us

Wow, you sound like her. You've regurgitated the words. Paul, when it's time for you? When do you have you time? What's Paul time? See, and that's where I'm like, there we go. For his own good, but I think having a girl involved, you know,

it conflicts. It's her standpoint to take away something. Talk to me about these car meets, because if they're so, like, chill, couldn't your family go to? Yeah, see, that's the thing. I buy her and it's like, oh, well, we have kids too. So for her, it's like, I have to get the kids ready and I have to do all these things of this stuff.

It's a car me, not a car show. It's like you just sit in a parking lot. Same thing. No, no, no, no. Car shows and car, it's the same thing. Car shows is like, the cars are a car. This food was showing off his mom car. And the car shows are like, yeah.

So you don't personally take a car to the car meet. You just go see the cars. No, no, no. I take my car. He takes his Honda. He takes his Hyundai. He takes a Hyundai. It's a car.

Oh, it's like souped up and all that? Yeah, they're dropped, they're lowered. Oh, okay, okay, okay. I've never seen what those things. Yeah, I didn't picture like that. Yeah, I didn't picture like... Yeah, like, I just, you know, yeah, like I picture like totally commercial. Like, you know.

Oh, like your own car? It's a soccer mom car. Like the same way they do civics when they job from, they lost. Oh, good. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. L.A.'s number one for hip-hop. Our guy Paul, he can't go, he can't be like, you just can't have his own little car meat. Yeah. Yeah. Are there girls at these car meet?

Definitely, but, you know, that's not what I'm going for. I'm going for the car. Of course not, of course. All the other CRVs. It's a CRV meet? Like, it's all the CRVs? Yeah, that's a bro. I mean, there's girls.

And CRVs? All the soccer moms? I think that's just called soccer practice, bro. That's not a car meet. That's good. But the kids aren't there. Different balls. Soups.

I want to see that. My mom drives that call. I want to see a souped-up Honda Odyssey. Yeah. Your mom pulls up to. There's some. Can you send us a picture? Yeah.

I want to see it. I'm curious to see the CRV. I want to see your souped-dub CRV. I just picture like with one of those steering wheel handlebar locks, you know what I'm saying? Okay. I was thinking a hatchback, but a hatchback is not a CRV. You know the white SUV that I drive? Uh-huh.

That's the CRV. That's a CRV. That's a CRV. A compact S-PAC. All right, Paul. So has it hurt your, like, you're like, oh, I really want to go, but you know what? I love my girl. Wow.

You know, it hurts to let things go, especially, like, when you enjoy things. But, like, it's, you know, he's super hot. Aw, poor guy. He's dead inside. He's a group of firmer, he's dead. Yeah, this dude once. He wants to just put a gaspelt to the CRB. He let it off the synonym out of the car.

Oh, Paul. He wants. Well, yeah, me more Mata, man. He wants to spend it. Me and my car are out. And instead you're at home with your beautiful wife and your kid.

He's watching Fast and Furious, like, That should be me! He's like, it's because I have to spend time with them. It's family. It's family. Poor Paul. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, you guys are ready to go. What's coffee and cars, bro? They meet at the CVS. At the daytime? I don't know. I would yeah I don't think I don't think people in CRVs are meeting at night yeah so cars and coffee they're meeting at now Paul it's night time right

no these guys are meeting like at 90 yeah summer night but I wouldn't say like I mean we're not past midnight it's you know someone's yeah yeah he's got your home before like you're having the coffee your car meat doesn't sound it's like making car meat sound so yeah it sounds safe it sounds fuel efficient it sounds reliable cars and coffee is like the most common one that they have they're usually like at 8 a.m.

Yeah, there's like a. This is like we're talking about Ferraris and like nice crazy. The ones at night are cars and coke. Yeah. All right. What have you given up because of your relationship? Maybe something that was a guilty pleasure, maybe something that, you know, might have teetered the lines, okay? But you gave it up for your relation. Zay, Zay in Newport Beach. Good morning. I got y'all doing today. We're really good right now, Zay. Zay, talk to us.

All right, so this question made me realize I gave up so much stuff for women in general. Like, damn, like five years ago, my first relationship was straight out of high school. You know, I was in school. My passion was to be in the film industry. I was freelancing. I was a DJ.

I was doing all things. I was going crazy. But there's one girl that I was dating. I started hearing. I was 17 years old. She was like, hey, you need to stop freelancing. Why, sometimes you're making good money. Sometimes you're not making good money.

I was like, why? You need to get benefits for me and my child. Whoa. Oh, wait, you got to. Yeah. Was that your kid, too? I wasn't even my kid at all. What?

I was playing stepdaddy. And I was at art. So I gave him my dreams. I was at art. At 17, though? I get, no. He's been DJing since he was 17. Oh, been DJ.

since you were 17. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I gave him my dreams of freelance. For another kid, that's not his. Yeah, yeah, that's what happens with step. Yep, step parents love their children. Let's see. So I gave that all up.

Mm-hmm. Just to get benefits, I started working a full-time job. Okay. We broke up. And then I still had to pay benefits. Actually, the twist is after we broke up in the state of California, you are not allowed to be the biological father. in order to get child support.

She's sure enough, try getting me for child support right after that. What? Is that true? Is that true? No. It is true. You don't have to be the father.

You said she tried. Did you not happen? It didn't happen. Yeah, that makes sense. Well, what did the judge say? You're insane, lady. You are not the father. Yeah.

So then it might not have been a thing. So you tried. Yeah. You're Latina? Boom, okay. Lost. And do you still DJ and freelance and stuff now? Okay, so yeah, right after that, I started DJing again after we broke up.

I started following my dreams and stuff. And I was going on tour with different artists being the personal DJ, doing my thing. And then I met my wife now, and she was like, there's too many girls following you. No. You got to give that up. And sure enough, I gave it up again. I gave up DJ and I gave up the music business. I gave up everything once again for a woman.

Damn. Are you okay? Yeah. Yeah. Because that's your wife now. That's your wife. That's my wife and my baby mama too. Oh.

Okay. So you're happy. What do you do for work now? So I'm actually in the tech industry. I do IT. So I sit down a desk all day. Okay. Nice.

That's a good job. Benefits. It doesn't seem. You can't even DJ. Not as good as DJ. Oh, no. It's probably better than DJing. I'm sorry.

I see Greg all the time. Like, he's scraping for cash. Yeah. And you have two kids in a wife. I would understand. Hey, bro, you're over here playing freaking wicket. Like, we got Bill Spake. I get paid a dream tickets, bro.

Yeah, brother. You don't even DJ at home just scratch the itch, brother? Like in the garage? Nothing, man. She wants me to do nothing. She doesn't want me to have a laptop. What? That's the problem.

Yeah, you're an IT. Yeah, how could you? You got to work off your phone? Yeah, the reason she doesn't want me to have a laptop is because she looked in my laptop last time and she saw some... I stop. There you go.

I don't think DJ's a problem here. I don't think you got priors, though. You got priors. She's got reasons to. I don't think DJ's a problem. She's like, I hate my wife. Hey, check Greg's laptop. Make sure there's nothing there.

No, there. I'm single, so there's stuff there. So it doesn't matter. For the record, you love being married, you love your wife, and you understand sometimes there's sacrifices, right? Absolutely. In a marriage and a relationship. But he's just like with a name.

Sacrifice for family, man. Follow your dream. Follow your dream. Go be a DJ dog. You'll never know, man. What the hell. Vic, it's like your deal is don't ever smoke. Don't always smoke.

Why they're smoking? My God. For your wife. So your wife. that's what you gotta do you're gonna get a divorce bro she's gonna divorce you just get a DJ controller

bro yeah you don't even need a laptop for a controller just whi-w-da-da-wikin exactly yeah but then she looked through my controller and she saw what I was doing with her

just had freaky audio yeah it's had a weird smell I was doing different types of matchups it's him it's him it's a Oh, she's crazy, man. She made me drop my laptop after her.

I wonder why. She looked through and I saw the videos ahead. He's going on tour with all these artists. No, I can't go. What artist was he going on to? I was thinking the same thing. I was thinking the same thing. A little whatnot.

Zay, Zay, you have to tell us which artist you were toured. Yeah, man. I can't say that. Everybody went to know who I am. You guys interviewed this artist and multiple times. Okay, so now just

What genre? What genre? It's us. It's probably... You guys ready? Yeah. Christian. Hippity-hoppy.

Christian? He's kidding. No. He's talking about Miles Minnick. That's just one that I've done stuff outside of Christian hip-hip-hop and just hip-hop. Okay, so say it. Man, so you're being crazy with the Lord? Wild.

Hey, that's part of the testimony. Absolutely. I was... The third testimony. Oh, freaking Christian Hipon. Okay, the other one? Man, I'm not gonna, I can't put this on. Today, we're interviewing you now.

We're trying to make you be a great DJ. Come on, we're helping you out your DJ career. I'm not gonna make me a great DJ. I'm not gonna make me a great DJ. I'm gonna do you. I gotta commit to my wife. Is it another Bay Area artist? Huh?

Is it an artist is on rhythm of flow. Yeah. How about that? Yeah. The artist is on rhythm and flow. He was, so he was Miles Mimick's DJ. Shout to Miles Mee, man. The Lord give it, the Lord take it, brother.

Oh, my God. He just, he just needs to DJ at home. Are you telling me this guy can't even DJ on Sundays? On the weekends, that wedding, that parties? What the hell was on that laptop game? I know. Hallelujah. Yeah.

Zay, you did something. You did something to get her to me. I want you to do that stuff, brother. Yeah, he was messing around with those congregation girls. Nothing like Hunter Biden's laptop. Oh, Loki, but that was like my past, man. That's the reason why I'm no longer Miles Manor, because I got caught in a little shenanigans and stuff like that.

So you were about me. Okay. All right. If even Miles Middick drops you, that's like the nicest rapper, Christian rap in the world. It's you. You didn't have the same values, brother. Oh, he's him.

I respect that guy. That guy's my brother, too. this day, but absolutely. He had to drop me for reasoning because I wasn't walking right in the Christian industry. But he was like, we gotta let you go, brodie. You weren't Christ-like, brother.

And then look at you, blaming it on your wife. I know, she's probably saved you. For real. Because of her, I don't have my dreams of DJing. And getting BJing. He's all DJing. Everybody put your mother pass up.

Relax, it's a Christian show. You can't say that. Can I get a hell, yeah. Miles like, we're going to let you go. You're not walking with the Lord. Bro, what? Let's go to Lily in Highland Park. Lily.

Good morning, Lily. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning, I'm back. Good morning. Hi, Lily. Lily. Lily.

Power 106, number one for hip-hop in Norwalk. Shout us to all the burritos in Norwalk. Okay, Lily, talk to me. Okay, so my thing is I had a boyfriend for a very, very, very long time. And at the time, he was in jail. And I was really sad, and I really wanted to get myself, you know, out of my funk from not being with him, being sad, being going through it with life. I decided to get into pin up modeling and it was going good at the time.

It was a thing. The rockabilly scene at the time was like it was popping. And I started modeling and I started doing a lot of car shows. I started doing a lot of photos shoots and everything. And it's mostly working with women photographers. So it wasn't a big deal. But once I did start getting, you know, a little bit of recognition and like, you know, people knowing who I was in the scene, my boyfriend was like, you got to stop. I don't like people looking at my girlfriend and I don't know how I feel about people having pictures of my girlfriend.

And if you're going to be with me and I'm going to be in here, we have just not be together. What was he going to do? He was in jail. I know, but I just, it just, it gets a little thing. I know I'm stupid. It was like more of a respecting. It's a respecting, yeah. You did it to respect the relationship.

Foods are probably passing around her phone. In jail. Yeah. Oh, see? And it sucks because I didn't even end up with him. But, um, it's fine. I mean, it was a, I'm not going to let something like that happen to me again. Like, like, hey, you were in jail.

You have no control for me. You know, I shouldn't have. have let that happen because I did leave a lot of good opportunities. Like, at the time, I could have, I could even have muddled for Forever 21. So, yeah, do you still do it? I'm not a baddie, baddy. No, no, no, no. I'm a mom now and I'm just a regular, a regular girl.

But. Mom are baddies. Mom are baddies. Mom get back out there. Yeah, do it. Don't, if she's not trying to get back out there, don't make her get back out. Live your dream. Do what you wish to do.

Yeah. Send us some pictures. See, don't know. Greg. Greg. No. Just want to see. It was a good time.

It was a very good time. And I know that if I would have kept going, I probably would have, like, maybe gone into, like, something, like a good. Professional. A good, yeah. Somewhere. Yeah. I think I even got like I even was able to come out in a I got like I came out to be like one of like a city queen

you know to you know because of that so yeah it was a good time Monabello. What city? City of Marlabelo. Highland Park. Whittier. Whittier? Hold on you.

I'm about to look this up right now. Oh, yeah, waitier, waitier? No, no. City of Whittier. Why you guys give us off information? You come up here. Lily, we're already going to search you up, Lily.

Lily, Rockabilly. Lily. Lily Lily Lily. Rockabilly Lily Lily Lily. Rockabilly Lily Lily. No, no. It was a total different name. What was the name?

Yeah, that was, I'm not going to tell you guys because they're going to know. No, my God. It's a matter. It's a. There's probably a rockabilly dude out there looking for his rockabilly girl. True. With some suavecito on. She's probably married.

Are you single? No, I am single. Oh, hell, my. And say it. Lily. Let us help you, Lily. Help us help you. Every time you guys have these, you know, when people call in and they start trying to hook them up, I'm like, oh, I wish that was me.

Oh, well, here you go. Oh, my hookup lines. Rockability, Lily. No, no. If you look like anyone, like in that, like, who would you compare yourself to? Good, good. Like, Marylboro, Betty Page. Oh, no, I wish.

I did have a dark hair, black hair, Betty Peach style going on. They're like the bangs and all that? You had like, you had the bangs and Betty Page bangs? I did. Calm down, Ray. Fine. Fine. I wasn't a skinny mini.

I've always been. You don't have to be baby girl. You don't have to be baby girl. You still bomb. Still bomb. Still, I'm a little thickums over there. Wow. Okay, what was your, was your, was your, was you, your, was you, your, was you, your, was you, your, was you, your, was you, your, no, no, I'm, you know, I don't want, you don't want to say because I really am embarrassed, but I just, why are you embarrassed of that?

You should be confident in it, like, confident. Oh, I know. Oh, I don't want to want to know anymore. That's, that's why, that's why, that's why you called the radio station, right? Yeah, exactly that. Yeah. I don't want to know. I just want a contest, too, you know, and everything.

I could have gone pro. I'm so embarrassed. Yeah, what? Why are they asking me about my relationship when I called about my relationship? But I also want to be in a homie hookup line. Lily, Lily. Okay, we'll let you be mamma-a-a-a-oh. Oh, she hung up.

Oh, she was tired of us. Damn, Lily. I don't know. She told her story. She answered the question. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

It is a big situation when you're on the radio. Yeah, it's a big thing. Yeah, it's a big deal. All right, let's go to Gary. Gary in Northridge has been holding since we started the home now. Gary. Gary. Gary.

Gary. The homegirl Denise hit us up because her man is like sports betting with this homegirl at work. But then they're texting all weekend. And then she sees the text of the homegirl saying drinks on you with a smiley face. And she's like, hey, this. disrespectful to our relationship. You need to stop talking her like, like, don't be texting here. Come on. This is us. And he was like, well, if you liked it

and she's like, okay, well, show me. And he's like, I'm not going to do anything with my life. I'm just, just delete the app. Yeah. You know those fights too. With the nod in his throat? Let me just never do anything ever. And then inside we're like, yeah, that's a great idea. Yeah, that's cool.

You said it. I thought it. All right. What happened to you, bro? What is something you gave up in a relationship? Man, I gave up. You know, being with my boys, you know, I just wanted to say I love my girl. I love my girl a lot all day for sure. You know, you learn how to love and I love my girl. Yeah, yeah. You learn how to love her. Oh, man, you got to adjust. It's called adjusting, you know. Most people don't want to do that nowadays.

And, you know, for the couple that's on, I feel like embracing the fact that you want to be happy and that your man is, you know, into something. Embrace that, you know, embrace whatever your girl's into, you know. but we forget that part, you know, and I'm just being honest, I love my girl, you know, and I will do. That's six. You said that's six times. That's number six.

But I also love my boys, you know. I'm being honest. Okay, but what happened? Seven. So what did you give up? What did you give up? You know, we have a past life and we want to go out, you know. Oh, my God.

What did you know? I just, I just stopped going out because, you know, my boys, you know, girls want to consider them, you know, male, you know, I can't say the word. But, you know, we go out and we want to meet other people, you know? And, you know, if you got a boy and you with a girl, your boy's not expecting you to be like, oh, you with your girl, you know, your boy's expecting you to be the wingman, you know? And you can't be that, you know, I can't do that anymore, you know. We used to go to the bars and all that, you know, but shout out to my guys, too.

You know, I love all my friends. All right. Gary, Gary. What? He loves a lot. Sounds nervous. By the way, did you guys know? I love my girl.

My girl. Okay, I get it. So Gary and his homies to go out pick up chicks. Yeah. And she doesn't let him do that anymore. And, babe, they expect me to be the winged. I'm just setting the screen. I'm not scoring the bucket.

Yeah, that's it. I have to talk to her ugly homegirl, babe. I got to jump on a grenade. It's so that Jerry you can get the other girl. I don't know. People always tell you take it for the team. Take one for the team. You know, I'm not doing that anymore.

You know, like I said. Pumpfake. It's a pump fake. It's better to adjust and have a good life, you know, than to have a, you know, a messed up relationship, you know? And it's tough. Hiding things from your partner is not cool. You feel me?

Like, it doesn't even feel right. So were you hiding it or are? Were you hiding? No, no, not at all anymore. You know, that's what I'm saying. Any more. Any more. Yeah.

Yeah. It's better to embrace your partner, bro. You know, like, it works out better. You know, you sleep better. You eat better. You eat better. All that's not. They need better friends that aren't going to disrespect your girl by

expecting you to be in that. No, no, no, most definitely. But you know how guys and girls are like that. You know, it's not just a guy thing. You know, it just happens like that. You know, you go out and some girl might want to talk to you. A girl might want to buy your drinks. I don't know. What do you tell? I love my girl. Leave me alone. I love my girl. I love my girl. I will take this drink, you know. I will take this drink, but I love my girl. Before we do this, I love my girl. I'm going to honor the bar tender and take it. People find you attractive, you know, and they He can't help it. They just come up to me, babe.

What am I supposed to do? You think I want this? You think I want this, man? I think I want this, man? I think I want this thing? Yes, yes. You think I want to set that screen? I don't want to go.

I don't want to be here tonight. Shout out to Gary, man. Gary, we appreciate you, bro. Gary, you love your girl, huh? Huh? You love your girl? I love my girl with Omaha, Saddam Monique. That was eight times he said that.

You're still going to get in trouble though, buddy. Yes, you are, you are, buddy. It beaks teachings. Teaching you words that sound bad, but it's actually not what you think. Offer Hispanic Heritage Month. Brought to you and sponsored by the gods. Los Dioces, oh my God. All right, Peritos, today's word is cucka.

Oh, yes, cucka. Not my cuckoo, but cucca, all right? This cucka word is a delicious round. treat, all right, made from flour empanella. That's an unrefined cane sugar. What? It's made out of sugar and it's a cookie.

Although some girls call their cuckas cookies, but that's not what we mean here. Oh, okay. What do we mean? Basically, it's a cookie in Puerto Rico, Colombia, and Venezuela. And some, in other Spanish countries, is called a, you know, a woman's private parts.

But we're not going to discuss that here. This is a cucka a cookie. Let me see what else we got here. And El Salvador Cucca means a wooden stool or a coin purse. In Chile, it can mean a police van used to transport people who've been arrested. One word, dessert furniture, or a ride definitely didn't request. Why does it sound risky in several Latin American country? It also refers to intimate body parts.

So the word is real, but a cookie is real. And the misunderstanding can be very real as well, Perritos. So coin purse. Yeah, coin purse or a wooden stool or, you know. So you're saying if I would have went to, I don't know, bakery or a restaurant when I was in Puerto Rico and asked for a cucka? They would have gave you a delicious cookie. Oh, okay. And nothing else.

Made out of sugar cane. No, no, no. You can also ask your girl for a cucka. Yeah. You would give you a cookie. Yeah. A cookie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

A cookie. Nice. That's. What if they don't speak Spanish? Then I don't know. But that's the way the cookie crumbled today. There you go. There you go.

So don't ask for a cucka if you don't want to get smacked in other countries, Perritos. All right? Let's go. This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Es? Don't you know I'm local? All right.

We all like to prank our friends, but this is probably a prank on wrong. You ever prank your friends with AI image? I don't know you AI-Dem looking like a koala. You are they doing. On a motorcycle. That was a real photo. That was a real photo. Come on.

AI is the new tool to clown your homies. It is, it is. There's a lot of Photoshop back in day, but it's definitely AI now. It's so easy too. It's so easy. Chatshipit. Jose loves doing it.

Oh, he is AI's us all the time. I'm always the one getting Chachibit. No, those are real. No, those are real. You're by four. We all get Chachibited. You just look crazy when... The most, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Happens a lot. I'm the homie. All right. You are the homie. And so is this guy over in Saturday. Anna, okay? So he's in a little bit of trouble.

Yeah. Because he seemed to AI a photo of a Gaboon Viper. Okay, this is a sub-Saharan African vipers. It's a venomous species and it's not supposed to be out here. But he's like, hey, look what I found. And the roof of my neighbor's roof. Mm-hmm. It went viral.

I don't know that he was thinking that it might go viral, but it went ahead and went viral. He even got interviewed by the local news stations. Check this out. Yes. People were saying that it was AI or stuff like that, but no. Yeah, it would have looked very different. I wish it was AI. Oh, no.

Now you wish it was real. So after it went viral, police went over to investigate, and it seems like this guy, Joel, Cyprian, was then like, damn, I got to tell you it was not real. I did it as an AI joke. I did it to cloud my friends. And now the police are involved. It was funny because a lot of, like, the restaurants and bars in San Ana started to post an AI picture of a snake inside their restaurant.

Oh, to like find the... How do you find the viper? Yeah, because everybody in San Anna was talking about it. Yeah, it was viral. I was getting alerts and things like that. It was like, oh, Maine and Ed and Jerno. It was seen over here. Things like that.

Oh, it was like, find the snake? Yeah, it was like, the whole thing. It was all over my social media feed. I'm like, oh, maybe I should really be worried about this week. Yeah, because you're from Santa Ana. Yeah. And so all those. Streets are naming, I'm like, it's getting closer to me.

I mean, that comes a Culebra. Ah, la Culebra. Lerius. I wonder if now he's going to get in trouble grinding. He didn't call the cops. No. Or like a false report or whatever. But it did cause a whole ruckus in the city of Santa Ana.

Like you said, though, he didn't mean for it to go viral. Like, he just took a picture, put a snake, and it's like just, hey, look at it. Legendary prank, you guys. For him to do that, send it to, like, his home ear with. whatever, and it to be on the news and then the radio and then it's all just like, bro, it was just a joke. No, the only seems nervous. Oh, yeah. So again, play the audio of him talking to them and they were like, hey, people are saying it's AI.

Yes. People are saying that it was AI or stuff like that, but no. Yeah, it would have looked very different. He looks so nervous. Yeah. You know what he looks like? The little kid on the first day of school were like, are you excited for the first day? And he said, yeah, and he just starts to.

crying because he's lying. That's what this fool looks like. He's in trouble, big time. So be careful the next time you start AIing to prank your homies, it might end up on the news and they, police! We're investigating the viper!

Wow. Yol'el. Zul will come here? Now what's going on? Cheese Mason with Angie. Okay, you guys, guess what? What? Diddy sentence got reduced

again. Oh, God. They say, good behavior? They said, you know what? I'm not even quite sure, but apparently he was supposed

to be released in February 2028, and now he's going to get released in January, so like a month ahead. Oh, okay. But this fool, but this fool, I think he wants to stay in there

longer because of the way he's living it up in there, okay? Now, according to NBC's news, they talked to four inmates that were actually inside with him, right? They were inside four dicks with him?

Oh, that's the name of the jailer. It's true. It's true. And apparently this guy, Diddy, he's been spending thousands of dollars paying other inmates to do stuff for him. Like, apparently he's been having inmates do chores for him, make his bed, clean his toilet and his shower, do his laundry, cook meals for him. And this is the such part, okay? Because he has some do massages for him. Like the inmates are massaging him.

Deep tissue massages? What? Jesus. I don't know. Oh, I didn't mean to put that way in. What's going on? Nothing, nothing, nothing. Go ahead, good.

That's insane to massage. Diddy? I know. At first I was like, okay, you're going to do a choice for him, but like, okay, now you're paying other man to massage you like that. How much money are you talking about? Hey, I got the money to blow. In jail with Diddy.

What I'm thinking is that? That's his ex is hilarious to me. They think he's in a guy. get out early and he's going to take care of him after. No. No. No. They're just making money now.

Some of these guys are probably doing like 10, 20 years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're just trying to make their lives better in there. Hey, did you remember I massaged you that one time? Oh, that sounds sucks. But there's also footage that he was caught with the cell phone. And the cell phone, he apparently, he had snoot sent to him from one of his exes. He has a tablet.

What? He's watching shows, Netflix shows, which he actually watched the documentary that, did he, I mean, that 50% made for him. He's watching his own documentary about him. Being in jail? Yeah, no, he's living it up in jail. Wow. I don't know if it's the godfather or goodfellas, but they end up in jail, and then it's like vibes in there. Like they get them like meats and cheese and they're still like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

They're playing cards in the back? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. You think they get a ditty concert out of this too or something? I don't know. No, he's not working. He's just resting. He's resting right now. Hey, Scott.

Tell us studios. What's nine plus ten? Do you line? Look at his studio. Ooh. All right, brittos, are you feeling a little stress science may have figured out the solution? A new UC Davis study had teens spent just three minutes with miniature horses and donkeys. And here's what happened.

61 teens took part. They either gently petted the animals or scratched their necks. After three minutes, the teens reported feeling less nervousness, sadness, and loneliness. The animals also seem to enjoy neck scratches more than gentle petting peritos. Teens who noticed animals' body language had the biggest mood improvements. Wow. So basically if the animals are, you know, like put their heads down or the way they sit or if they're, you know, tails wiggle or something. That's more or less the body language that people feel, you know, that they're communicating with.

The main focus is reciprocity. I may be butchering that. No, you said that perfect. Not simply finding the best way to pet a donkey. It's a mutual exchange where both side effects and respond to each other. So basically how you give it to them, they'll give it back to you. Yeah. That's pretty funny. That makes the movie Shrek ten times funnier because he got,

donkey got on Shrek's last nerve instantly and didn't bring him any piece at all for the five movies that they had. Yeah, I wonder who sponsored this study. Like, I don't know, like some petting zoos or circuses. Like, see, the animals love it. They love when you pet them. It makes them feel good too. Just like how they love when you pull their tails. Yeah.

Oh, if you're going to grab their neck, they love it. I love the donkey shows. Stretch the neck. Stretch the neck. Yeah. Yeah, I see that. Been around animals, you just feel that,

like, stress-lifted. I think it's just donkey specifically because they're just so happy animals. They're just very... Are they happy? Yeah, even never been a donkey before? I thought don't know. They...

They're cahesone. I feel like they're jackasses. They're stubborn. That's what you mean. Yeah, stubborn. Yeah, stubborn. Yeah, stubborn. And, you know, ponies.

Ponys are nice. Like small horses, like miniature ponies? Pony. Cute. Yeah, some of the miniature. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. But my oldest son, he really loved our Yorkie, our little Yorkie terrier. And it brought him so much stress relief. Like, he was just so happy. Did that Yorkie get stress relief back? No, I don't think so. Probably not.

Because he would hide under the bed. Oh, my God. Because he wanted his own space. Because the rest of the time when my son was home, he would have him on his lap and they're watching TV. And Teddy better stay right there. Oh, my God. We couldn't move. Oh, Teddy wants to leave?

No, Teddy has to stay. It's like, like Darla and finding him a fishery! That's literally how it was. Like, I had a miniature chihuahua, and everybody thought she was a little puppy because she was so small. She was old as hell. She's probably like 12, 13. Oh, damn.

Everybody's like, oh my God, the little puppy out. I was like, you're about to get her a heart attack. Relax. Like, just chill. If you ever hear me getting a service animal, I'm walking in with a donkey. That'd be cool. That would be cool. That would be cool.

That's dope. Be loud. I'll pour it. All right. I'm more if you want to feel stress-free. Yeah. Shoot the J. Shoot it.

Playball. All right, you guys, there was a rumor flying around that LeBron was la copying our guy, Kobe, but now it's been Le-confirmed, all right? Get ready. All his words. Have a law in front of it. So a few weeks ago, I told you about how LeBron might be taking a helicopter to work, and now that the Sixers are having practices, we got the truth.

Because one of his teammates was. answering questions after Sixers practice with the media on Tuesday, and then he heard a loud chopper noise coming from outside the facility. And guess what it was? La Chopper. Okay, LeBron. Get the La Chapper. Get to the La Chapa.

His personal helicopter. And that's because he's living 95 miles away from Philly, where he has to go to practice with the Sixers. He's living in New York, and he confirmed that he would be living in New York and Philly as well. I really don't believe that he's living in Philly at all. And then so video of the La Chapper leaving the Sixers facility got posted online and instantly the comments were going crazy, you guys. People are on there saying he's trying to copy Kobe.

Others saying that he shouldn't be flying in a helicopter. Other people are like, no, please LeBron, I'll drive you to work myself every single day. Stay out of that chopper. Obviously for obvious reasons, you know, we tragically lost Kobe in a helicopter accident. So it just the whole internet is buzzing about it. And it's like, oh, man, why is he doing that? Why is he trying to be like that? Some people are having fun with it.

Other people are like, dude, I'm just traumatized of like my favorite athlete getting inside one of those. That's awful. He has enough money to get driven out. Of course. The time. But he has a time. The time traffic.

It takes like 15 minutes probably to get from New York to Philly. In a helicopter. In a helicopter. Okay. And so it would be a two-hour drive. He just wants to be so close to the Knicks so bad. He wanted that. I'm going to just live out here just in case we're thinking of some.

Yeah. I want to complain for you, but I don't want to live among you. Basically. A lot of Philly. A lot of people are saying that, you know, he's not endearing himself to the Philly fans. It's like, they can see that he's like, he doesn't even want to live here. He doesn't want to live there. He's there for the chip.

He's there just to join a team that's on the up and up. Yeah. He probably bought the house in New York before he signed. He's probably like, oh, yeah, I'm going to go with the Knicks and all the stuff. He says, oh, man, I guess I'll just take the chopper to work then. You know, I'll make the commute. And so, yeah, but he is actually going to be able to walk to work, essentially, because the first game of the season is against the Nix.

So he's going to get to start the season there. Doesn't have to take the Lechopper to work the first day of work. All right. That was sports. I'm Rose Cranes, Victor Brownback Mornings on Power 106.