Brown Bag Mornings - 10/01/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 💀 THE BROKEN GRANDPA URN COVER-UP & ⚾ POPE LEO’S WHITE SOX MIRACLE

Episode Date: October 1, 2026

We kick things off with Tepic's Teachings for Hispanic Heritage Month as the crew breaks down the brain's "putamen" and jokes about who would get sacrificed to the ancient gods! Then, things get completely unhinged on the Homie Helpline when a 22-year-old listener confesses to getting drunk while house-sitting, dropping his grandpa's urn, and sweeping the ashes—and cat hair—into a replacement urn before his grandma returns from Mexico. The confession triggers secret-holders across LA, including a former stripper who hid her career from her family by pretending she worked overnight shifts at a nursing home! Another caller advises blaming the whole disaster on the family pet, admitting he regularly blames his dogs whenever he breaks household stuff. Finally, on Play Ball, the crew investigates whether the Chicago White Sox’s first playoff series win in 20 years is due to pure baseball talent or Pope Leo's holy prayers![Edited by @iamdyre ☀️]Chapters(00:00) Tepic's Teachings(3:20) Homie Helpline(16:47) Play Ball Experience the Culture: Catch Brown Bag Mornings and the rest of the network 24/7 on the Amplified Voices TV app: amplifiedvoices.com/podcast-brown-bag/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Highlights are brown bag. It beaks teachings. Teaching you words that sound bad, but it's actually not what you think. Offer Hispanic Heritage Month. Brought to you and sponsored by the gods. Los Dioces. Oh my God.

Peritos, today we are hopefully not going to get in trouble, right? Because the word today is putamen. Sounds pretty crazy, right? Yes. But don't worry. It just means it's a medical term using Spanish that is naming. need a part in your brain, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a part of your brain that's deep down inside, all right? You know what it controls, but it does it controls

walking, dancing, and all the movements in your body. So when you're dancing for rain, yeah, there you go, there you go, you're doing good, dude, you wouldn't, there, you would have been a little fine one back in the day, dog. You would have dropped hella hell of rain, dog. You would have made a rain, huh? So like this. Whoa! Damn, Angie! So chill, okay? I learned English.

There you go. I know. The advances is coming fast. Anyway, so if I was to tell you, Sochi, Milko, wow, you have a beautiful puta brain. Put a man. Putta men. Putta men.

And your brain. You got to stop flirting with Angie. That's my sister, dog. Who does that? No, no. They did that at that time, right? No, no, no. That's not her.

No, we would. And Angie, you better stop making your man before. You were... Your real-life boyfriend. In the PICs world, I would actually give her to the gods. Sacrifice? I would sacrifice her for sure. You're not a god?

Huh? The Beaks not a god? No. No. I mean, if you want me to be one, I can be one. To you? To you. That's aspirational.

You want to be one day, but you got to make some sacrifices. All right. Braid's over here. You have the greatest putta man ever. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Oh my God, dude. Let me see.

Show me again how to use your put a man. No. Dance. There you go. Yeah, yeah. Dude, now you need a flute. You can have it too. I can have it too.

You can do it too. You have, everyone here has a beautiful putamen. We wouldn't be here if your puttamens weren't that active, guys. True. True. All right. Some of us are here because of our puttamen's not. being active.

So, you're going to get sacrificed to the gods. Lettie, you're going to get sacrifice. You're going to get sacrificed. Yeah,

sacrifice one of the fools. That's not what they did, right? Yeah. Yeah, they did. They sacrificed fools too? Yes. Damn. The fine ones, I would have been

sacrificed immediately. I wouldn't have lasted. I wouldn't have lasted 13 moons. Don't last, uh, please. Anyways, don't do drugs. Take care of your

Putaman. Everybody take care of it. You need your puttamen on an single day, on every single day basis. And you said it's deep inside. It's deep, deep, deep inside, deep, deep, deep inside. Deep, deep inside. Go! All right, thank you, Tepi.

Thank you. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for. The homie helpline.

Rafa's trying to do a chaffa and his abelita. Not on grandma. He spells grandma, G-R-A-M-M-A. Grandma. He's all chiquedal still. Yeah, super. Well, he's still little. He's 22.

22-year-old little baby. It's a grown man right there. Memento. Yeah, he's going through. Yeah, he's. He's going through it. He's crashing out because he was house-sitting for his grandma. Well, she and his mom are in Mexico, okay?

And all he had to do, fit Tico the cat and just make sure the house looking. And then it's make. One day he got turned up was out lit, got lit, came back, went to sleep, woke up the next day, boom. Earned on the floor of his grandpa. Those are some crazy nights. Yeah, it's not. But the grandpa's ashes are on the floor and they're like scooted all over the ground too because the cat Tico kind of walked over it. Yeah.

Yeah. Looks like he just did the LeBron James thing. Oh. Grandpa does everywhere. In his way to quick think, he sweeped everything into a trash bag, was trying to pick out the cat hair and the limp, but he's like, at some point, I didn't know what was what.

I didn't know what was my grandpa, and I didn't know what was dirt from his kitchen, and I know wherever it was, because it said tile floor. And he got a new urn. He's thinking, I have to pick them up on Sunday. I have to pick up Grandma and my mom on Sunday. I'm just going to get this new urn and say I wanted to do this for the other was

Muerreux, like surprise them. Surprise. It is a surprise. It is something else. Yeah. Grandpas in the grout. Yeah. In the grout.

Grout. In the ground right there in the middle. It's hard to get out. It's hard to get out. You don't get out. You don't get out. It's good to do like the cocking on the side. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. So that there's nothing that goes through those cracks. Oh, the little tracks right there? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

You do that, right? What? The cocking. Oh, I cock it up all the time. Yeah, yeah, that's good. That's good. In the bathroom? Fill it up.

Yeah. Fill it up. You fill it all the way up. Anyway. So, Tico, this is real thing we're talking about. We're homeowners. You guys don't even know. I don't know my home.

I'm like, I'm like, we're lying on here. But I know they do that. I know they do that. I said it in a movie. Because one time my lander was like, hey, I have to go over there, finished the clock. And I was like, I have to go over there, finish the clock. Wait, what?

There's an L there, guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I got to cock the bathroom. L, L. Yeah, yeah. If I get in trouble and this one says all the things he says. You're right. That one I'm looking at you.

There's even like a cock gun. Yeah, there is. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Long. All right, why you look at me like that? You're going to get in trouble. Why she hasn't said anything? I did.

I just emailed FTC right now. What? I told on her. I told on her. Yeah, I'm a snitch. His plan this whole time. Okay, over here to Rafa. Rafa got a new urn and is thinking of disguising everything,

telling grandma and mom that, hey, I just want to do something nice for grandpa, for Dia los Mueros, you know? He's so guilty right now. He's anxious, got to go pick them up. The drive from San Diego back to their crib was going to seem that much more long because he has this secret. He doesn't know how long you can play it out for, but he wants to know if other people.

have been able to play it off in front of their amazing mother and beautiful grandma. All innocent. Yeah. He says they've been texting him. He's like, oh, yeah, all right. All right. All right. All right.

All right. All right. Mm-hmm. Totally bien, grandma. Oh, Weta. Hi, Wera. Oh. Hello.

Girl. Hi, Weta. Girl. We're talking about keeping secrets from family. I just looked at your. Yeah. Yeah, mine's pretty bad. What did you do?

What is it? What happened? What? Um, as soon as I turned 18, I moved out and became a stripper. That's not bad at all. What? It's to the family. Okay, Greg.

Yeah, I know. Come on, Greg. Yeah, I didn't tell my family, um, but they almost found out. How? Uh-huh. Almost. Um, I went to go Instagram live on my, like, stripper account, and I accidentally did it on my real account.

Oh! She had to say it was a costume. No, when I saw that, like, a family member joined, I immediately turned off the live and was like, what the hell? Oh, my God. Foncho, get out of here. What are you here? How much got to be. Cash at me or get out.

Where is it to gift, Theo? Okay. Weta. Were you in the back room, like the Get Ready room where? No, I was on stage. You were on stage? Oh, my gosh. Hold on girl with her tacon is.

I got to turn. I switch this one? Hold on. Oh, my God, wrong the count. E. Okay, is this still a secret, what I? I mean, I stopped dancing, but it's still secret. I haven't told anybody.

Oh, they still don't know. It's just between us six and the six trillion people. What's your work, satin? Yeah, and my man listens to Brownback every morning, so. Yeah. Oh, so, wait, does he know? Yeah, he knows. Okay, okay, okay.

What did your parents think that you were doing in the time that you were stripping? Working at a nursing home. Wow. Overnight? You were helping older men, I'm sure. You were helping older men get up, that's for sure. Oh, God. Isn't it creepy when they talk like that?

Isn't it gross? What did you work? Sometimes. Did you work a satin? I mean, I did for a little bit, yeah, but I mostly hit up the clubs in L.A. That's the better. To make you look more cool that you know the strip clips you're right that because that's where you probably spend money. I'm so sorry, Woodrow.

Greg is too excited. So you kept it from them, but clearly strippers make bread, right? Yes, a lot. Not all of them. Yeah. You did? Yeah. Okay.

So you just were like, yeah, this is me helping the old people, mom and dad and family. Why'd you do it? I mean, I didn't tell them that I made that kind of money and I kind of hid it from them. Why'd you do it? For the money. Why else? Oh, okay. I don't know.

Maybe you know, maybe you needed to go to school or something. No, I did it for the money. She just wanted a benz-o. Yeah. She turned 18. I did. Yeah, she turned 18. She's like, ah, I'm sick of this poor life.

I'm raced out. Maybe she was mad at her dad or something. Yeah. She was trying to rebel. She wanted to. Do you ever plan on, like, coming to me? I mean, my sister was one before I was. was one. Oh. So the outcome of her. So family tradition. I wanted the money. It went

worth of her. Did she put up a business? For her, my family found out. Oh. Yeah. The younger ones always always. Everyone disowned her. Oh no. Except for me, but she still doesn't even know about me. She doesn't know. You're that good. What was your stripper name? Weta. Jada. Jada. I like it. Come to the stage. Come on, you guys have been strip club DJs, no? Oh, true.

I wish. Coming to the stage, Jada. Yeah. She's so. Oh. No, she's still there. Jada, what was your sister stripper name? Candy.

Candy. Candy. Candy. Duolene. She was a masapahn up there. Okay. So basically, Rafa, he's not a stripper, but he did break something in his grandma.

his house and he's trying to keep it not something the grandpa the urn ash is everywhere he's trying to keep this secret for life what tips can you give him because i'm sure there were moments where you almost got caught maybe you might have felt guilty maybe you wanted to get it off your chest is there something you can some type of advice you can tell him as a fellow secret holder yeah just keep it it's not anybody's business what happened in private can sometimes stay in private oh my god what's what i like her where we're Where can we tip you? I'm just kidding.

She doesn't do that anymore. She doesn't do that. You're sure. Okay. I like that. Keep it a secret. Keep it a secret. They don't got to know what happened to Grandpa.

Yeah. Juanito on the floor? Take her up to the strip club. It's between you and Grandpa. Between you and grandpa and the cat hair and everything. Jose. Jose in South Central. What's up, Jose?

Jose. Hey, good morning, Brambe. Good morning. Jose. Talk to us. You got advice for Raffa too. Well, yeah. Actually, I don't really have much.

into a secret, but I'm calling more to help out Rafa because he messed up. Yep. Yeah, he did. Yeah. So, you know what? I have dogs. So, you know, dark's messed up too. So I was going to say, he could blame it on the cat.

The cats, you know, they jump out into the tables, on the carter tops. He could have just said he got home and the urn was like that. Yeah, but out of all weeks, the cat does this. Like, you get me? Hey. He did it. He just didn't want to tell the grandma. He felt bad about it.

Like, hey, the cat did it. I don't know what to do. what to say. Hey, Jose. Jose, you blame stuff on your dogs. You blame stuff on your dogs? You know what? All the time.

Oh. Like what? One time I was cutting the grass with a weak wacker. I ended up breaking one of my wife's, what is it called, the vase for the plant. A pot. A pot. Okay, a pot. You know.

So I just told them the dogs dropped it over and that was it. So you did have a secret that you keep. Oh, yeah. My dog Chuck. Yeah. If it wasn't a secret, then you wouldn't have blamed it on your doggy. Oh, it's a lie. It's a lie.

It's a secret. I was minti-e. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Is that the only time you lied to her? No. Ah, I was waiting for one more. What was heavy chaps? Hey, I can't lie too much like I got. Blame it on the dogs. like you usually do, come on. Hey, too, a perro.

You're the dog. He's the real perrits. Okay, thank you. Yeah, hopefully it helps out of Rafa. Yeah, hopefully it helps out of Rafa. Blame the cat. And then when you kill the cat, then what do you say? Oh, the cat did it!

Get rid of the cat. Power one, it was six. Number one for hip-hop in artizsias. Shout us to all the peritos is an artizio. All right. We're talking to the homie raffa. The homie raffa has broken his

grandpa's urn. He bought a new one. Aboita's about to get here. Grandma. And he's thinking of lying to her saying like, hey, I just got it for Diallo's Morto's. Which could be true. The thing is, you got to believe your lie.

Yeah. It could be true that you are doing this for the Elis Mortos. You just got to omit the part where because I dropped it in all this. You got to go full on. You got to get the flowers, the orange flowers. You got to go full on. You got to do all, man, you got to go full on. A brand new frame with his picture in it right there.

make it a surprise look grandma surprised you yeah yeah like walk her in like those eyes surprise oh my god need ah you have to have like a like he has to be strong in that though

yeah get a mariachi he's 22 he's gonna afford it hey if you want people to believe you dog you gotta go all out oh my good get a mariachi

make them think there's no way he would go out of his way to lie this much. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. Meanwhile, he's in shambles, just shaking, just sweating. Just like, yeah. He's a debt 15 grand. For real.

His grandpa starts haunting him. It could happen, especially now that Dioa's more something. Yes, you play like that. It's something that will happen to you. Or what if, hey, maybe that bro brings up a great point, Jose, about the cat. What if it was the cat? You saw the pop prints. You don't remember how you got to bed.

Why are you putting it on yourself? Convince yourself it was the cat. Yes. Just lie to yourself? No. See? That's more unbelievable than anything else. No, it's not.

The cat was missing the grandma so much that it was like, ah, there's the urn, drop it. Cats are shady like that. Cats are intentional, though. Exactly. So intentionally, the cat wants to frame him because the grandma loves him. much. He goes out for revenge. You have to make yourself believe so that when you tell the lie, it's not a lie.

I know, but sometimes the truth is what sounds like a lie. The truth I was drunk, I stumbled over and I dropped Grandpa. That sounds true. Rapa would. Shoot the J. Shoot it. Playball. All right, you guys, the Chicago White Sox have advanced in.

the playoffs for the first time in 20 years. And this is after losing more than 100 games, two seasons in a row. And they finally won a postseason series. Ooh, they were bad, Vic. They were terrible, absolutely terrible. But they have one man to thank for the turnaround, all right? Which player? No, it's not a player.

It's the holiest man on Earth. Jesus Christ. Pope Leo. Pope Leo. Pope Leo is a humongous. White Sox fan. Yeah, he is. He is.

He's from Chicago. He's from Chicago. There's no other explanation besides Pope Leo put in a prayer to the big man upstairs to change their faith. That should be illegal, dog. That's not true. It's not, no, there's no coincidence. The White Sox have, so he became a Pope on May 8th, 2025, right?

Last year. Last year. Okay. And now in the White Sox's first full season with him as Pope, the holiest man on earth. Their fate turned around. If there's one thing I know to be true, it's that prayer will fix it. Every time. Come on.

Come on, somebody. Come on, somebody. Oh, yeah. There's no other explanation. There's no other explanation at all. Yeah, how about they're good? And don't all of the Aweilitas pray for the Dodgers all the time? No.

Don't they even have the nuns? But they have the holiest man on the word. Why are yelling at me? When you have, because that's how we're talking about it. Because I got it inside. I know. Ew. Come on, somebody.

You're the Holy Man. Power 10th. He feels it. Yeah, I'm feeling right now. I feel the spirit. Yeah. And there's even a more. There's even crazier part.

There's even crazier part. The last time the White Sox won the World Series was 2005. And guess who was in attendance? Who? Who? Who? Pope Leo. He was a fan in the crowd praying that they would win the World Series and they did.

He wasn't a Pope at the time. He wasn't a pope. He's just a regular guy and regular man. He was chosen. He was chosen. When a man is an anointed, he is an Yes, exactly. And it's the only way to make sense, they've been losing and all of a sudden they're celebrating acting like this.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how's it going so far? 100. How many champagne bottles have you opened so far? 100. Wow, man. Wait, wait. To be able to celebrate it with this team. I am a Zepani.

Jesus is that, Jesus is done turned that gator into wine, baby. That's, Munitaka Murakami, one of the White Talks players, so excited because they advance and it's a lot of his first season with them. I love this for them. That's so good. So should everyone else just bow down? At this point, they seem very anointed. It doesn't even really make sense that they're this good.

They swept the series. They won two games in a row. Now they're advancing. They're dangerous. That's exciting. This would be like a crazy comeback story or like Rye's story. Like the Knicks winning. Yeah.

Do you find that little fishy? Maybe. Like this year it's like the extra ordinary comeback. That they haven't won in so many years. Right? Nick's haven't won ever? They hadn't won in 50 one years. See, and then now they're like, hey, what other

one hasn't won an long time? It's just to me, I don't know, they seem anointing, it seems like it's the power of prayer. They got Pope Leo in their pocket rooting for them. I hope you go to church, bro. Yeah, I hope you go to church. Oh, man, come on somebody. With that being said, guys, go ahead and donate to power 106.com

right now. There's a basket in there. Ooh, yeah. I'm on somebody. All right. That was sports. I'm Rose Cranston for Brownback Morning 1. Was it? That was sports and that was Super Church.

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