Brown Bag Mornings - 10/01/26 SWEEPING UP GRANDPA WITH CAT HAIR ⚱️😟 | Brown Bag Mornings

Episode Date: October 1, 2026

The squad tackles an unforgettable Homie Helpline after a 22-year-old house-sitter gets drunk, knocks over his grandpa's urn, and sweeps the ashes (along with cat hair and dust) into an Amazon Prime replacement ⚱️🐱! Between secret-holders confessing wild cover-ups, the crew debates if Pope Leo prayed the Chicago White Sox into a playoff miracle and breaks down Cardi B slapping an AI director with a cease-and-desist ⚾📱[Edited by @iamdyre ☀️]Chapters(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local(4:33) Chisme(6:33) Petty Police(8:50) Scrolling(13:48) The Weather W/ Concrete!(14:59) Homie Helpline(38:26) Tepic's Teachings(41:45) Chisme(44:39) Don't You Know I'm Local(48:40) Studious Foo(52:05) Play Ball Experience the Culture: Catch Brown Bag Mornings and the rest of the network 24/7 on the Amplified Voices TV app: amplifiedvoices.com/podcast-brown-bag/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Yo, before the episode starts, leave a like, drop a comment, leave a review, and yes, subscribe so you don't miss any brown bag mornings. This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? And good news for all my gas drivers, like you, Gregory C. Yes. And like three of your cars, right, Congri? Yes.

Yeah. Gas might be a little bit cheaper. Governor Gavin Newsom put in place like, hey, bring on the winter blend. And apparently the winter blend of gasoline, it takes a little bit of the stress off of your wallet at the pump. Okay, usually it goes into effect November 1st. But he's allowed this temporary measure for this gas, this winter blend to just tap in a little bit. Yeah. To fill up my truck right now, about 80 to 90 bucks.

Yeah. And I'll go through that within like four days. It's easy. It's like $15. It's like $15 to charge my car. Yeah, but it takes you an hour to charge it. Well, I might work. Chilling.

It takes an hour to charge it. But I'm here. It's charging right now. As much me. It's pretty cool, man. It's pretty tight. She'll get to it. Yes, this charge change could lower prices by up to about 30 cents per gallon, which is really good for all you drivers out there that are still relying on gas cars because it's a lot.

It is. And it hurts. You can spend all that money other places now. Sometimes I'm like, do I eat or do I put gas? Aw. Poor guy. Do I put 89 or 90? By the way, since it is October 1st, there's new laws that go into effect.

And I want to talk about one because one of our very own used to be a grimy car salesman. Hey, me. What, Victor? That was me. Oh, you sold cars too? Yes. Oh, they too. Both of them are a grimy car salesman.

Damn. Oh my God. No, you all sold people a dream and some debt. Oh, for sure. I did that. Because check this out, because of this new Combat Auto Retail Scams Act, Cars Act, you get it, Combat get it, combat auto retail. Anyway.

Dealers must now clearly disclose the total price of a vehicle up front in all advertisements and listings. You know it says like what you got to put down? It doesn't say. Usually on like the windows and you're like, oh my God, I can afford that. That's so cheap. And then you go up and it's like 70,000 instead of 40. Yeah.

That might bring people back to their senses because sometimes like you don't know by the end. Yeah, you're literally paying $70,000 for, you know, insert your tiny car there. Or the terms maybe for freaking six years. But also people falling up with the cars that are in the showroom. Don't fall in love with the cars that are in the showroom. That has all the extra little wheels. Bells and whistles.

Get the one that's all the way in the back. Okay. Speaking of all of these add-ons, there's add-on restrictions now starting October 1st, including you, excuse me, it halts the charging for unhelp or contradictory add-ons. Check this out, such as oil changes for an EV vehicle. Your EVVIC don't need all changes. Yeah, but it'll be like, hey, you get oil changes with this plan. The package, they cannot do that anymore.

It's unnecessary. It sells you on something that your car won't ever need. And if you end up leaving the dealership, because sometimes this might happen, they saw you the dream and then you walk out and you're like, why did I do that? Or you go home and your partner's like, what did you do? Right. And you have that guilt, but you're stuck in a contract. Now you aren't.

There's a three-day return slash cancellation period. It's called the cooling off period where qualifying use car purchases or leases under 50 grand from dealerships now they include a three day right to cancel okay it allows you to return the vehicle within 72 hours for a refund of course subject to like mileage limits don't be driving it to Palm Springs and back and being like yeah i don't want this anymore that's what that sounds like to me a free part day a three-day rental right there and you'd be like no no it didn't fit i don't like it yeah change my mind okay maybe it'll allow you to get more stress because sometimes going to buy a car at the dealer feel stressful already because you don't

know what they're going to sell you, what can come your way. And then Vicks and concretes are there. Like, hey, you like this? I'd sell you this. Oh, I used to sell. Man, I used to be like, oh, these stores are made by galvanite steel, but you could roll this thing over. Oh, my God. I was a jetto. Yeah. And for just $300 a month for seven years. Yeah. No, what you got to do is tell them by week. Three, three hundred a week. Can you afford that? You make that? Yeah, you do, right? You didn't sell any cars, you said. I didn't. but I tried. For three hundred a week.

No. Yeah. That's what I'm here. That's a lot. I'm telling you, you need sell cars. I sold card and hopes and dreams. I do.

Do you come here? Now what's going on? Damn. Chees Mation with Angie. Okay. Get ready for this news, okay? Because apparently 50 cent and Kanye West may actually be related. What?

Not like blood brothers, but they can actually be Eskimo brothers. Oh. That's the whole industry. Yeah, unfortunately. I know, I know. But apparently there's been this rumor going around that apparently Kanye West and his wife, Bianca, had a threesome with 50 cents baby mama Daphne Joy in Vegas. And so they asked her like, hey, so how about that rumor?

Is it true? And her answer pretty much gives it away. Listen. I guess I would just say that they're definitely a very, very sexy hot couple. I mean, would you turn down a Monadaday 12 with that? Oh, I'm doing whatever they want. Absolutely. Yeah, of course.

Yeah. That guy's paused, first of all. They could do whatever they want. Hey. That was her answer. Why should talk like that? How? This is I think?

I guess I would just say that they're definitely. No. No, do you like it? We don't like it. No. We love it. Turn it off. He was also Woody.

What? Yeah. Yeah. With Daphne. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, 50 did see this clip going viral and he answered. He said, he posted the video and he said, I'm just seeing this old DJ with the BJ going crazy.

Why don't they ask her about her 14-year-old son feels about you saying all this? Ooh. Yeah. Yeah. It makes it not funny. Hollywood is weird, man. It is, dude. Like, it's the quote unquote norm, I guess.

No. In Hollywood, it seems like it, like it happens a lot. We hear about it a lot. it's like what the hell but now the worst little horrors of that stuff yuck

I know Daphne We don't do that Oh my god Yeah That's the sound that our buddies The petty police

It's petty I'm being petty Petty, petty girl Pretty and a pettiest Pretty and pettiest All right y'all Back in the 1900s We had this show

I know I know It's far In my time Long time We had this show called The Nanny with Fran Dresher. Morning everyone. It's fine.

Why aren't you undressed? You know, I've dreamt of you asking me that question. Her voice. Bangor. So, no, like, nasally? Yeah. And bombed. Fran Dresher was amazing in that.

How would you feel if the new nanny was none other than Cardi B? Listen. Cardi B. The nanani. Why this couch ain't got plastic on it? My grandmother would have had to have. this thing wrapped like a chopped cheese. That's actually very good.

What it is good? I would love to see her then. Okay, there's a creator, a film director, that started doing AI clips of Cardi B as the new nanny, Nia Long as the mother in the home. So it seemed like, wow, this is a great concept, only to find out that Cardi B was not liking this at all and sent them a cease and desist, okay?

He posted, sorry Instagram, the new nanny videos are coming. down. Cardi B and her lawyers told us to remove them SMH. But what I'm thinking is that now this gave Cardi B a freaking great idea. Of course. She's about to make it a whole series. Incredible idea. You got to include this director.

Yeah. She does happen to make it. Essentially, he shot a pilot of her, with her, without her permission. Yeah, I'm not good, but at the same time, it's like we were all able to see it and react well to it. I think everybody is like, damn, that's a great idea. Let's watch it. Yeah.

This, this director, Kid Springs, just remember his name in case it does go and it's not him anywhere inside. Probably won't. Watch the Cassidy along too. They do the whole thing. Word for word, bar, bar for bar. Word for bar. She has a scene where she talks about the couch and everything. Oh my God.

She would be great. She would be great. Cardi if you do it. Get a little homie like that. Yeah. Come on. I'm a little percentage. That was petty police.

Let's get into some scrolling. It's officially. October. Yates. And all the scary, spooky stuff is starting to happen all around us. Yeah. It's hilarious. And it's starting to be caught on live stream.

There's a streamer by the name of Kwan outside that's going viral right now because he might have caught a real-life vampire on stream. Two vampires on stream. He was on the streets of Colorado doing a man on the street interviews, like outside of the club and bar and stuff, you know, just asking people about their relationships and toxic stuff. But mid-interview, there's a guy. running from another person and what the guy running has to say is what everybody's tripping out about you guys got to listen to this okay hey guys this guy's this guy rang in the white i swear to you look at him look at him no please what's going on no i'm not lying i swear to look at him look at him he said he's you attacking no he's attacking me he's attacking no i'm attacking no no he's he's

playing no he's crying i'm lying because i'm scared he's a So he was running. Okay. And we both took out running together. This is my brother. So he's freaking out crying. Yeah, I'm coming. So he's freaking out crying because he's running from the guy.

You can see the video on Brown Bay Morning's 106. Please go watch it. Yes. This is not doing it justice. You got to see the kid's face. Yes. You guys see the face of the homies that pull up afterwards the, the reported legend, vampires. He's walking very, like, weird.

But the thing is that people, when he's smiling, people zoomed into his teeth and you could see fangs in his teeth. Yeah, we all got the canines. Yeah, we got that? Yeah. There just seemed to be very, like,

a lot sharper, him and his brother. Yes, and they also asked the guy that was all scared, what's going on, what's happening? Listen to this. Oh, he's got that glove look each other and dancing. He's dancing.

Oh, so he looked at me straight and eyes like this. Bro, talking about your gun. Bro, you're not turning me in, bro. You're not turning me in, bro. You're not turning me in, bro. No, turning me in, bro. That guy's on a sick one. Yeah, that's what I was thinking right away.

Too many gummies or whatever you have. Those ain't gummies. Maybe. Oh, man. Those two guys, though, the brothers get them some kind of movie deal. Yeah. Because they look great, number one. They do have the vampire look.

Not going to lie. Vampires in Brooklyn. Yay. Yeah. They're like Eddie Murphy vampires, huh? And they look like their skin is clear. Oh, yeah. They're pristine.

It's like the rich vampire look. Who wears a white? All vampires are rich. They're all rich. They're a long time. Edward wasn't rich. Yeah. They had a lot.

What? Edward from where? Twilight. Are you kidding? He was rich. They were like four. Remember their house? Did their cars.

They had all the forans. They didn't even need it because they could run a thousand miles an hour. That part. Yes, King. They didn't even need it, you can fly too. The guy's explanation made it very, like, creepy. Yeah. He's like, he was running, and then we both started running together.

He's like, no. I was running from you. What do you mean? What is this? A 5K? It's not in the middle of the night? And I'm playing children, but I think in, I don't know if it's a vampire in Brooklyn. He's also wearing a white suit like this guy?

Full-on white suit. This is wearing a crispy white tic-tac suit. It's nice. He pulls up to his brother and his brother's just watching like there. The thing about the vampires themselves, the reported vampires, the alleged vampires, is they're just chilling. They're like, okay, I'll go this way. You go there. Like, they're as calm as can be.

Meanwhile, this fool is freaking out. Yeah. As a vampire would. They like all calm and like incognito and stuff like that. Is Colorado cold or like? Very cold. It's cold. Oh, perfect vampire weather.

Yeah. They love that. Two things could be true. He could have been high out of his mind and they could be vampires. Yes. I think that's what it is. Yes. So high that he saw a vampire?

No. No, because we're seeing it too. Both can happen. That could be tripping. Out of his mind. And they could also be vampires at the same time. Daybreakers. Yeah, put them in a movie.

They're good. I would have been like, let's get to it, though. Which side of my neck? Yeah. Bite me, let's go. I want to be only of you guys. I want to live forever. Yeah, we're super early every day.

Concrete, you have a vampire skit. Yes, which we're actually shooting brand new ones. You and Jay Valentino. How do your vampire suck, go, go, go. It's good. It's good. You're talking like English, like old English. Oh, but of course.

What? Wait. You're kind of Asian. It's like your life. Oh, no. No. What do you mean? So good.

Shout out, vampire. Yeah, shout out vampire. Be careful for you. Hey, I'm very fan. You're sleeping right now. You're sleeping right now. But shout out you. They're just going to sleep right now.

Yeah. Hey, close the blinds, porof. You're a vampire now? All right, listen to the weather. And now, the weather. With concrete storm. Perritos, it is going out for the weather Thursday, October first. Pay the rant, pay your mortgage, Peritos.

First, we hit the high desert to the city of Perblossom, where you're not tripping or high if you see a breakdancing possum. 93 degrees and 65 degrees at night. Next, we bang that Ella Langley to the city of Menafee. That's a sick commute. Might as well hit Tennessee. 98 degrees and 60 degrees at night. Next, we catch a fade with Angie and our way to Coasta Mesa.

Guarantee she wins when she drinks that Fortaleza. 81 degrees and 65 degrees at night. And lastly, we get all lazy and Levin heading to the city of Montenido. Once I take a shower and change my underwear, maybe, me Siento Chido. 88 degrees and 62 degrees at night, Perito. What?

Change your underwear, maybe? You're paying attention, huh? No, we caught it. I aren't even wearing you, dog, so it doesn't even matter. Peraplasm, 93 and 65 degrees. Manifee, you're going to be 98 and 60 degrees. Costa Mesa, 81 and 65.

And Montenida, you're going to be 88 and 62. degrees today, Peritos. It's going to be a beautiful day in Southern California. Peritos, it's your boy Concord for Babby and mornings for Power 106. Let's go. There you go. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need a line. I mean, phone line.

We got you for the homie help line. Today, we are going to find out who's been keeping secrets from their family. Rafa, here's up. What up, Brownback? My name is Rafa. I'm 22, and I'm crashed. out because I messed up super bad. I've been house sitting from my grandma while her and my mom are in Mexico. All I had to do was feed her cat Tico and make sure the house was good for these past two

weeks. That's it. Well, the other night, I came home super late. I barely remember getting to bed, but I must have stumbled and knocked something over because the next morning I wake up and my grandpa's urn is broken on the floor. Oh, no. Brown bag. My grandpa's ashes were all over the tile. Oh, spread out. Spelt tile.

Dirt devil, get picked it up. And then I see little paw prints in them. Dico had walked through my grandpa and tracked him all over the freaking house. I just stood there like, no way. How did I do this? I got the broom and swept everything up into a trashy. bag. No.

Why? I wasn't even thinking I was just freaking out. Then I look in the bag. There's cat hair, lint from the broom, chips of the urn, all that mixed in with him. Dang. Tico just wanted to sit on his lap. Yeah, he remembers. He remembers.

Tico knows. I hope Tico didn't think it was litter. Oh, you're right. So I'm trying to pick the hairs out, like that's going to fix it. But I couldn't even tell what was dust and what was my grandpa anymore. Dang. He should have used a Swiffer. I feel like the Swiffer would have taken it all up.

Yeah, and got in a wedding and just stuck on the little. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know where my family got his urn. So I just ordered one on Amazon Prime. You can order an earn on Amazon Prime. Yes.

That's why it was? Next day delivered. And I put everything I could pick up in the new one. Worst of all, my grandma keeps texting me asking if everything is good at the house. And I'm just lying like, yeah, grandma. My grandma, all right. Oh. And my grandma talks to him every morning.

She gets her coffee and sits there talking to him. Oh. So she's for sure going to notice is different. Uh-huh. Hey, he's missing an arm. Yeah. And then there's cat hair in there. She slipped the arm under the rug.

I'm thinking I'll tell her I wanted to get my grandpa a nicer earn for the Dia de los Muerthos. like a surprise or something. But then what if she wants the old one? Exactly. Exactly, my friend. What am I going to say? I pick them up in San Diego this Sunday and I'm already feeling sick. I got to sit in the car with them knowing what I did, then walk into the house and pull all this off.

Brown bag. Do I tell her or just shut up forever? I don't want to hurt my grandma, but I feel freaking horrible. Has anybody messed up this bad and never told their family? Vic did something to his Tiascar. How do you even act normal after? Because once I tell her that story,

I got to take this to my grave. Oh, man. Don't let them find out that you were drunk, too. I know. Yeah, because the family's going to roast you forever for that. You just let Grandpa down one more time. Yeah. Down around, outside, wherever Tico went.

Oh, you know. What should he do? Well, it seems like he's, he's, he's, He's figuring it out the plan. The Amma Chaldeuio was for De de los Mueros. That's crazy. That's a crazy. That's so stupid.

Come on. What did you tell your Tia when you did that thing to her? Nothing. I just, I told her that she needs to get it checked out because something seemed wrong with it. Wow. And I think they sold her a lemon. Gaslight hurt. Yeah.

Yeah, I think they sold you a lemon. They like to switch out an urn to put. ashes into a new one that's like crazy work that's insane I'm looking at Amazon right now for is it you would switch out an urn you can't I wouldn't even want to touch it oh my gosh they do have urns on it

I had to Google it too I'm like wait there's no way you can buy one that easy yeah yeah there's a whole bunch of different types of irons you probably swam in ashes you go on to the beach people throw ashes out the beach all the time dog you're not wrong right not thinking about that at the beach this is like what it happens

your grandpa on the floor Spread out. I don't know. It's just eerie. And I wonder what kind of earned they had before because these are the kind of sturdy. It looks super sturdy. Get the steel one, brother. I hope you got the steel one.

Yeah, well, yeah, because they know people drop stuff. Oh. Yeah. Some of them like, see like that portion of one, those are nice. Yeah, very nice. Put me in a portion in one, doll. This is cremation earns for human ashes adult female. Why would that be a thing?

It's more. It's more. Yeah. You got to... It's less. What? You know what I'm saying? Because males are bigger, so...

Oh, wow. More actress. Oh, even in the afterlife, you guys have to have more. Make sure my earn extra long. Victor! Victor! Make my two stories, but for a word. My casket has a hole on it, but for a word.

For what? For what? A glory holy You know me? Trying to get a little head in the afterlife You know me? Trying to get a head start Bono

Don't look at me like that You know what you guys You know what you guys did When you said I do No one said I do Instead of where they put the flowers It's gonna be the You feel me?

Peekaboo That's six feet from the top, bro Two types of mahogas See what I'm saying? Yeah You feel me? You got to put me 12 feet down. Burry that bone.

All right, back to Rapa, guys. Back to Rapa. What should you do? Yeah. Well, it's a good lie. He should just, you know. If his grandma loves him like that, enough to watch over the house, right? Yeah.

And they're in Mexico, and her and the mom. I think they'd fall. Oh, wow, look at Rava, he's so nice. He got a new urn't. You're right. But you don't think the grandma be like, oh, let me make sure you got all of him. And just get in there and be like, oh. That's good, Angie, that's good.

Now, he's little? He's got, I don't know, just throw a little extra. You know what I'm saying? A little extra. From the barbecue or what? Yeah, just, you know, a little extra. Just smoke a cigarette, just ashen out in there and just. Oh.

Nah, I smoke a Bluntskees. Oh, my gosh. Smoking off the one. I'm black in my eyes. That, why does that? His grandpa's smile like a swisher sweet. Is that grape? Damn.

That boy. Great fish or sweet. But you're not getting help today. No, no, you're not. You're cooked. Yeah. No. His grandpa was.

His grandpa was Angie. Angie. Damn. Your cooked is crazy. You should go even further with the light. He should go even further with the light. He should create a mantle, the whole deal. Because he just can't stop it to earn at this point.

Yeah. He needs to make a little bit. No, Obrenda. He needs to make a sick-ass-a-i photo of Grandpa, like on a wheelchair. With the wings? With Tico, I know. With the cat-off. Yeah, with Tico, just chilling right there.

You know, he used to go full on. He needs to be more spiritual. Like, I had an awakening while he was gone. Like, yeah, like, grandpa's at the bar with, like, Tupac and Chente. Sitting at the poker table? Celena right there. The poker table. You know, all sitting at a poker table.

Yeah, dude. Come on. Right? Let's just keep going. No, dude, that's horrible. The grandma's old. She'll believe it. Yeah, come on. No, also, she's old. She's been lied to a lot.

She can figure, Biasse. No, but now I was going to be like, See, look at them. Oh, dude, that would go so bad. Tampo. Tantto that would go so bad. Put it with Chente, bro.

Yeah, put him with Chente, you know. Pedro Infante. Yeah, put him with the great. Yeah. there too. Dolly Parton. Throw some chalino in there. Throw chalino in there.

With a great. Gavilluncio. Okay. So, yeah, you're screwed, brother. It's up. It's up for you, Rafa. Yeah, dude. Yeah.

They're going to find you out. Because it also seems like he's so nervous that he might not even be able to go through with this. I don't think so. He's just been nervous the whole time. And this is like a 22-year-old baby. Yeah. Like right now he's freaking out.

This is probably like the worst thing. that he's ever done at 22. It's come up with a lot. It's bad. It's bad. Can you really hold a secret from your family like that? I tried. For years.

Why did you try? Well, I tried. Similar thing, too. I got into, I broke an urn? No. No, not that. I crashed a car into a house. What?

How is that similar to Rapa? No, similar to these guys. Oh, that's trying to hide it from my dad. But then the cops found the car. And I left my backpack when I ran away from the scene. So they got my book and I was in home and I got arrested that Monday. That's not the worst part, dog. The worst part is that my dad was burying his brother in Mexico when I did that.

My dear cougal. I was a little jerk, man. I couldn't get away with that. I tried to, but once I got arrested, it was a rap. Concord. No way that's real. That's a true story, dog. Yeah, it's a true story.

You're horrible. Yeah, true story, dog, you know. So when he came back, what happened? Those nada, Hondita. The 87 Honda accord was this. And his son is in jail. Yeah. I was locked up, dog.

But just imagine me getting, like, escorted out of the home room handcuffed. Oh, dog. Damn, you got a hell of cool. I had all the ladies at the. He was a killer right there. I know. Oh, bad boy. I know.

I was a bad boy, though. Even the Cholas were like, damn, this gangst right there, no. You turned your stripes that day. They were trying to recruit me. They were trying to recruit me. You got to be a part of our gang. Number one prospect. This is one man gang,

I fly so low, I fly so low. One man gang bang right here, big dog. How are we helping this? No, no more questions. No more questions.

Bobre Rafa, dude. Yeah. Pover-Rafa. Can he stay with this lie? Can you keep a secret from your family for this long? He's down or just never talk about it again.

There's something you did. There's something that was done to you that someone tried to hold a secret. Or you've been holding a secret from the fam something you broke hell of cars i'm assuming apparently yeah something in the house or the home itself the family itself he's thinking i have to pick them up on sunday i have to pick up grandma and my mom on sunday i'm just going to get this new urn and say i wanted to do this for the other was mortals like you surprise them surprise it is a surprise just something else yeah

grandpa's in the grout yeah in the ground in the ground in the ground right there it's hard to get out It's hard to get out. You don't know. You are up there. Well, that's good to do, like, the cocking on the side. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm.

So that there's nothing that goes through those cracks. Oh, the little tracks right there? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You do that, right? What? The cocking. Oh, I cock it up all the time. Yeah, yeah, that's good.

Yeah. In the bathroom? Fill it up. Yeah. Fill it up. You fill it all the way up. Mm-hmm. Anyway.

So, Tico is a, this is real thing. we're talking about we're homeowners you guys don't even know I don't know my home I don't know me neither yeah we're lying on here but I know they do that I know they do that because one time my my lander was like hey I have to go over there finished the clock and I was like wait what there's an L there guys yeah yeah yeah yeah I got a cock for the bathroom L L yeah yeah if I get in trouble and this one says all the things he says you're right that one I'm looking at you there's even a like a cock gun yeah there is yes yes

Yes, yes, yes. Long. All right. Why you look at me like that? You're going to get in trouble. Why she hasn't said anything? I did. I just emailed FTC right now.

I told on her. I told on her. It was me. I'm a smidge. His plan this whole time. Okay, over here to Rafa. Rafa got a new urn and is thinking of disguising everything, telling grandma and mom that, hey, I just want to do something nice for grandpa, for the Alos Murtos, you know? He's so guilty right now.

He's anxious. He's got to go pick them up. The drive from San Diego back to their crib was going to seem that much more long because he has this secret. He doesn't know how long you can play it off for, but he wants to know if other people have been able to play it off in front of their amazing mother and beautiful grandma. All innocent. Yeah. He says they've been texting him. He's like, oh yeah, all right.

All right. Totally being, grandma. Totally bien. All right. Let's go to Wera in Anaheim. Oh, Weta. Hi, Wera. Weta.

Oh. Hello. Girl. Hi, Weta. Girl. We're talking about keeping secrets from family. I just looked at yours. Yeah, mine's pretty bad.

Girl. What did you do? What is it? What happened? Wera. Um, as soon as I turned 18, I moved out and became a stripper. That's not bad at all. What?

To the family. Okay, Greg. Yeah. Come on, Greg. Yeah, I didn't tell my family, but they almost found out. How? Almost. I went to go Instagram live on my, like, stripper account, and I accidentally did it on my real account.

She had to say it was a costume. No, when I saw that, like, a family member joined, I immediately turned off the live and was like, what the hell? Oh, my God. Be it a buncho? Get out of here. What are you? How much Kosh at me or get out

Where is it the gift Tio? Okay Wera Were you in the back room Like the get ready room Where No, I was on stage

You were on stage? Oh my gosh Hold on girl Where her tacon is I got to switch this one Hold on Oh my God, wrong the count E

Okay Is this still a secret Wera? I mean I stopped Dancing But it's still secret I haven't told anybody Oh, they still don't know.

It's just between us six and the six trillion people. What's your work certain? Yeah, and my man listens to Brownback every morning. Yeah. Oh, wait, does he know? Yeah, he knows. Okay, okay, okay. What did your parents think that you were doing in the time that you were stripping?

Working at a nursing home. Wow. You were helping older men, I'm sure. You were helping older men. You were helping older men get up, that's for sure. Oh, God. Isn't it creepy when they talk like that? Isn't it gross?

What did you work? Sometimes. Did you work at satin? I mean, I did for a little bit, yeah, but I mostly hit up the clubs in L.A. That's the better. Does it make you look more cool that you know those strip clubs you work that? Because that's where you probably spend money. I know.

I'm so sorry, Woodrow. Greg is too excited. So you kept it from them, but clearly strippers make bread, right? Yes, a lot. Not all of them. Yeah. You did? Yeah.

Okay. So you just were like, yeah, this is me helping the old people, mom and dad and family. Why'd you do it? I mean, I didn't tell them that I made that kind of money and I kind of hid it from them. Why'd you do it? For the money. Why else? Oh, okay.

I don't know, maybe you know, maybe you needed to go to school or something. No, I did it for the money. She just wanted a benzo. Yeah. She turned 18. I did. Yeah, she turned 18 and she's like, I'm sick of this poor life.

I'm raged out. Maybe she was mad at her dad or something. She was mad at her mom. I mean, my sister was one before I was one. I saw the outcome of her. Family tradition. I wanted the money. It went worth of her. The bread. I put up a business. For her, my family found out. Oh. What happened? Yeah. The younger ones always. Don't hurt. Oh no.

Oh. Till to date. Except for me, but she still doesn't even know about me. She doesn't know. You're that good. What was your stripper name, Wara? Jada. Jada.

Ooh. I like it. Come to the stage. Come on. You guys have been strip club DJs, no? Oh, true. I wish. Come to the stage.

Jada. Yeah. She's so. Oh. She's still there. Sheda, what was your sister's stripper name? Candy. Candy.

Candy. Candy. Duolin. She was a masapan up there. Okay. So basically, Rafa, he's not a stripper, but he did break something in his grandma's house. And he's trying to keep it, not something, the grandpa, the urn. Ash is everywhere.

He's trying to keep this secret for life. What tips can you give him? Because I'm sure there were moments where you almost got caught. Maybe you might have felt guilty. Maybe you wanted to get it off your schist. Is there some type of advice you can tell him as a fellow secret holder? Yeah, just keep it. It's not anybody's business.

What happened in private can sometimes stay in private. Oh, my God. Where can we tip you? I'm just kidding. She doesn't do that anymore. She doesn't do that. You're sure. Okay.

I like that. Keep it a secret. Keep it a secret. They don't got to know what happened to Grandpa. On the floor. Take her up to the strip. club. Between you and grandpa.

Between you and grandpa and the cat hair and everything. Jose. Jose in South Central. What's up, Jose? Hey, good morning, Brown, man.

Good morning. What's up? Jose. Talk to us. You got advice for Rafa too. Well, yeah, actually,

I don't really have much of a secret, but I'm calling more to help out Rafa because he messed up. Yep. Yeah, he did. Yeah. So, you know what? I have dogs.

So, you know, dogs messed up too. So I was going to say he could blame it on the cat. the cats, you know, they jump out into the tables under the carnitas. He could have just said he got home and the urn was like that. Yeah, but out of all weeks, the cat does this. Like, you get me? Hey, he did it.

He just didn't want to tell the grandma. He felt bad about it. Like, hey, the cat did it. I don't know what to say. Hey, Jose, you blame stuff on your dogs. You blame stuff on your dogs. You know what? All the time.

Oh, like what? One time I was cutting the gun. grass with a weakwacker. I ended up breaking one of my wife's, what is it called the vase or the plant. A pot. Okay, a pot. You know, so I just told them the dogs dropped it over and that was it. So you did have a secret that you keep. Oh, yeah. My dog Chuck. Yeah. It's like a little. If it wasn't a secret, then you wouldn't have blamed it on your doggy.

Oh, it's a lie. It's a lie. It's a, it's a secret. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Is that the only time you liked her? No. Ah, I was waiting for one more. What was he kept? Hey, I can't like too much like they got. Blame it on the dogs like you usually do, come on. Hey, I'm a perro.

You're the dog. He's the real, you're the perrits. You're the perrits. Okay, thank you Yeah, hopefully it helps out of Zhafaka Yeah, hopefully it helps out of Like the cat And then when we kill the cat

Then what do you say Oh, the cat did it Whoa Get rid of the cat Mm-hmm Power one of six Number one for hip hop In Artizels

Shout us to all the pitiful All right We're talking to the homie Rafa The homie Rafa Has broken his grandpa's urn Yeah He bought a new one Abolita's about to get here

Grandma And he's thinking of lying to her saying like Hey I just got it for Diados Murtos, which could be true. The thing is you got to believe your lie. Yeah. It could be true that you are doing this for the Alas Muerthos.

You just got to omit the part where because I dropped it in all this. You got to go full on. You got to get the flowers, the orange flowers. You got to go full on. A brand new frame with his picture in it right there, all AI. Make it a surprise. Look, Grandma, surprised you. Yeah, yeah, like walk her in, like that goes right.

Surprise. Oh, my God. You have to have like a, like he has to be strong in that though. Yeah, get a mariachi. He's 22. Brother. He's going to afford it. Hey, if you want people to believe you, dog, you got to go all out.

Oh, my goodness. Make them think there's no way he would go out of his way to lie this much. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. Meanwhile, the whole time. Meanwhile, he's in shambles, just shaking, just sweating, just like, yeah. He's in debt. 15 gritty.

Yeah. For real. His grandpa starts haunting him. It could happen. Especially now that the other is more stuff coming up. You play like that. It's something that will happen to you.

Or what if, hey, maybe that bro brings up a great point, Jose, about the cat. What if it was the cat? You saw the pop prints. You don't remember how you got to bed. Why are you putting it on yourself? Convince yourself it was the cat.

Yes. Just lie to yourself? That's, that's, no. See, yeah. See? That's more unbelievable than anything else. No, it's not. The cat was missing the grandma so much that it was like, ah, there's the urn, drop it.

Cats are shady like that. Cats are intentional, though. Exactly. So intentionally, the cat wants to frame him because the grandma loves him so much. He goes out for revenge. You have to make yourself believe so that when you tell the lie, it's not a lie. I believe it. I know, but sometimes the truth is what.

sounds like a lie. That was true. I was drunk, I stumbled over and I dropped grandpa. That sounds true. It sounds true. It beats teachings. Teaching you words that sound bad,

but it's actually not what you think. Offer Hispanic Heritage Month. Brought to you and sponsored by the gods. Los Dioces. Oh my God. Perritos, today we are hopefully not going to get in trouble, right? Because the word today is putamen.

Sounds pretty crazy, right? Yes. But don't worry. Don't worry. It just means it's a medical term using Spanish that is naming a part in your brain. It's a part of your brain that's deep down inside. All right? You know what it controls?

It controls walking, dancing, and all the movements in your body. So when you're dancing for rain, yeah, there you go. Dance for rain. Dance for rain. There you go. You're doing good. You would have been a little fine one back in the day, dog. You would have dropped hell of rain.

You would have dropped hell of rain, dog. You would have made a rain, huh? So like this. Whoa. Whoa. Oh, so chill, okay. I learned English. There you go.

I know. The advances is coming fast. Anyway, so if I was to tell you, Sochi, Milko, wow, you have a beautiful puta brain. Put a man, put a man, put a man. Put a man. Put a man in your brain. You gotta stop flirting with Angie.

That's my sister, dog. Who does that? No, no. They did that at that time, right? No, no, no. That's right. No, we would know. And Angie, you better stop making your man before your real-life boyfriend.

In the Peks world, I would actually give her to the gods. Sacrifice it? I would sacrifice her for sure. You're not a god? Huh? The Beaks not a god? No. No.

I mean, if you want me to be one, I would be one. I can be one. To you? To you. That's aspirational. You want to be one day, but you got to make some sacrifices. All right.

Brains over here. You have the greatest puttamen ever. Oh, thank you. Graziez. Oh, my God, dude. Let me see. Show me again how you use your puttamen. No.

Dance. There you go. Yeah. Dude, now you need a flute. You can have it too. I can have it too. You can do it too.

You have it too. Everyone here has a beautiful putamen. We wouldn't be here if your put amends weren't that active, guys. True. True. All right. Some of us are here because of our puttamen's

not being active. So, like, are you for all reason? Dude, you're going to get sacrificed to the gods. Letty, you're going to get sacrificed. You're going to get sacrificed. Yeah, sacrifice one of the fools. That's not what they did, right? Yeah, they did.

They sacrificed fools, too? Yes. Damn. The fine ones, I would have been sacrificed immediately. I wouldn't have lasted. I wouldn't have lasted 13 moons. Oh, please. Anyways, don't do drugs.

Take care of your puttamen. Everybody, take care of it, right? You need your puttament on an every single day basis. And you said it's deep inside. It's deep, deep, deep inside, deep, deep, deep inside. Deep, deep, deep inside. Deep, deep inside. Go!

All right. Thank you, Tfi. Thank you. Zoola, come here? Now what's going on? Damn! She's Mation with Angie. Okay, you guys, this is crazy, but this actually happened this morning with Rick Ross.

This fool got arrested this morning in Miami for two things. He's getting charged for strangulation and for a misdemeanor and battery, both listed as domestic violence. Oh, damn. Which is crazy because, like, a couple of days ago, we saw that his ex-girlfriend, Just Mina, posted pictures of herself saying, accusing Ross of pretty much, like, busting her lip. Yeah, she posted photos of the injuries and everything. It's been on and off relationship, no?

It has. It has been on and off relationship. But apparently, like, we're getting more and more details because right now, what's crazy is that apparently Rick Ross is the one that turned himself in. But what's crazy er is that actually his lawyers are denied all of it, because they're saying, you know, this is like, this is not, it did not happen. Tearsate. Because it makes no sense as to why his ex-girlfriend didn't even file a police report

when this supposedly happened in August 28th, like a whole month afterwards. But he turned himself in. But he turned himself in. That's the weird part. It's like, okay, the lawyers are denying it, but yet Rick Ross is the one that turned himself in. Yeah. That doesn't even make guilt. That's just thing he knows they're looking for him.

Yeah. It's either he turns himself in or they find him and they arrest him. And that would look worse. As well, you don't need to file a police report to catch something like that. Like somebody else can report it or something like that, you know. Somebody like 50 cent might have reported it. No, because they're doing the report. Again, this is like a developing story.

And so they're getting more and more details about it. And the ex-girlfriend, she's saying that she was sleeping at home when they, then she woke up and he woke up in a very jealous. And Rachel over a photo saying, like telling her or accusing her of cheating, on him, things like that, and he just started, like, attacking her. Yeah, you never want to believe that about, like, artists that, you know, I like his music a lot. And then you hear about this stuff, you're like, oh, man, bro, why you have to do that? Well, you have to hurt somebody.

And it makes it, like, uncomfortable to, like, be a fan, to be honest. Like, it's like, oh. For sure. Yeah. He has questionable lyrics, so his lyrics, the very questionable lyrics. The Moly. Yeah, that's the one I'm thinking. Yeah, that's.

Try to forget that way. But why? He's putting it out there, talking about himself. and now you see himself in plain as day. So, ugh. My whole thing is, remember he used to be a PO officer? I was thinking that, too. And I was got to do with it on the other side.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. He knows how it works. So maybe, actually, you're right? He knows the eye, right? Yeah. How it works. So that's why he turned himself in because he's like, well, like, letty was saying, like, I'll

look more guilty if I do it. Yeah. It won't be as bad if I turn myself in. It's basically how he's trying to do it then. Yeah. But again, that's all developing, like the story still. We're learning more and more details as it comes. What's up?

This is. This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Es? Don't you know I'm local? This is going to get even more serious, but I wanted to make sure that we had the time to talk about this right here on Power 106, seeing this story coming out of Highland Park yesterday. It really, really broke my heart,

and it speaks to just how far we have yet to come still, even with our kids and the relationships they have with other students. It's really taking a toll on me as a mother, not going to lie. Benjamin Franklin High School over in Highland Park. Yesterday was on lockdown because of a medical emergency. Come to find out, a student passed away after falling from a fourth floor balcony on campus. He was taken to the hospital where he later died. Now, they have not confirmed which student it is, but there are posts of a child by the name of Xavier that are going around with the hashtag RAP Xavier,

photos of this young man cutie pie and unfortunately he lost his life according to students bullying also took place and this is what they're saying led up to the fall altercation occurred with

the student and another student which after that it happened the student ran of course and then it fell very very horrible stuff to find out Apparently, Fox News reports that there's also a video that has been

since been deleted. However, people did see it of an alleged classroom fight than this young man being chased through a hallway before the fall. Again, we talk about our relationships with our kids and kids at schools and to see something like this happened after an altercation in class where there's bullying going on. That just doesn't sit right with me because there's no. escaping that you know you don't know what was behind his train of thinking when that was going down

did you want to escape i believe in the video i personally did not see it but i believe in the video you also see the teacher not being able to kind of i guess calm everything down but it's a very very unfortunate and situation and a dark reminder that bullying is not okay in schools that if your child is going through bullying take them serious you have to press the line almost sometimes when it comes to the schools because it may also be that they're tasked with so many things and there or it feels like they don't care you have to care so much more be an advocate for your child and bullies out there this is not this is not it's not yeah and if you're the parent of a bully man get it together bro talk to your kid and and let them know that it's not right because sometimes

even it could be your fault how you treat your kid he projects it on other kids and he feels that He needs to, you know, put up a front in front of other kids and try to act tough and all that when that's not the case. So if you're a parent of a bully, you have as much responsibility as your kid does to, you know, do the right thing. You know, it's unfortunate. Parents of bullies probably don't even think they are parents of bullies. Yeah, I have no idea. It goes under the radar, you know. But check on your kids. Ask them how they're feeling, even how they're feeling about this situation, you know.

Unfortunately, there was a situation at my high school where someone passed away and they brought in grief counselors. whether you were affected by it or not, they just wanted you around. And I think these types of situations where we see it and it's on our phone, you can be as affected as if you went to the school. And for the kids that did go to the school and do attend this high school,

our hearts go out to you and anybody that's going through any type of situation where bullying is affecting your life, speak to somebody. If it's not your parents, maybe someone older than you that can guide you through this stuff, we hold a lot of stuff in, you know,

whether it's the guilt or whether it's not wanting to say too much. But I really, really hope and I pray over you that you find someone that you can find that trust to talk to about your situation before it gets all the way bad, like a young Xavier over here. Hey, start the hell of studios. What's 9 plus 10?

Do you line? Look at this studio's food. Petito has your mom every make you take off your shoes when coming into the house? Yes. She's been doing the right thing all along. Petito's because researchers tested 26 worn shoes. the University of Arizona microbiologist Dr. Charles Gerba and researcher Jonathan Sexton looked at what was hiding in those footwear.

They reported about 421,000 bacterial units come inside your house while clinging on into the shoes, Perritos. Can you believe that? That's like a whole town, dog. I believe it. That's the whole city of Palmdale and Lancaster put together, dog. Maybe he had it. Just full of bacteria. I'm so guilty of walking around the whole house in my shoes.

Like, I can't not. Like, I don't like to be barefoot. What? Yeah. See, man, we should have been listening to the Asian folks, man. They've been having the ancient secret this whole time. They're not even walking shoes at all. That's disrespect.

For cleanliness. Yes. And we're just over there stomping around. That's like we got a mop more. We'll honor our family more. What? I'd be jumping in my bed with my shoes on. You what?

No way. No, no, no. My girl gets so mad. She gets so much. Yeah, she should. You do your outside clothes and your outside shoes. and I'm like, what? Yeah, I put my foot on her neck.

You put her foot on her neck? Oh, we get crazy. Don't you want to say something right now? What? Oh, yeah, he did. Yeah, about 96% of coliform bacteria, a group that can indicate contamination. Somebody special listening?

You want me to say some things in here right now? Oh, yes. Speaking of bringing things home, I will be bringing today a beautiful cake for my one and only daughter, Maya. My love you, my love you, baby. Mama stood up all night fixing and decorating for your birthday this morning. So hopefully you enjoyed it.

Daddy's bringing more gifts, Bubu. Because she already got four, and then she, I guess when she started gifts, she was like, where's my cake? Oh, get it past. Daddy's bringing it from Vallarta's supermarkets, my amor. Oh, yummy. So happy birthday, Maya. Daddy loves you.

Are you wearing a Disney hat because you're taking her to Disney? No, I'm not. Like the whole family? No. Is that the surprise? Oh, my God. No, no. We're going to Grable of Love.

She's three years old? She's three. So, yeah, so we're doing a Treseñera today. We're taking it to Mission Park. We're doing what other Kintanhas take their pictures. Love it. Meet and Greek. Yeah, she's getting her hair done.

She's getting her makeup. We bought her a little Kinsella dress for her. Oh, Princess. That's cool. That's really excited. You're going to cry. Happy birthday, baby. I almost cried the day.

Yeah. Yeah, it's cute. It's awesome. Oh, happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to all the October 1st babies out there. Yeah, birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Maya.

Happy birthday to you. And don't wear your shoes inside the house. What was that you were saying about the neck and Ben? Oh, I put my phone on my girl's neck. She loves it. Oh, my God. With your shoes on? Oh, yeah.

It's for traction, dog. Because we got wood floors. You don't want to slip. When I wear socks, when I wear socks, somehow that was studiousful. Somehow that was there. It was sports.

You feel me? Shoot the J. Shoot it. Playball. All right, you guys. The Chicago White Sox have advanced in the playoffs for the first time in 20 years. Oh,

and this is after losing more than 100 games, two seasons in a row, and they finally won a post-season series. Ooh, they were bad, Vic? They were terrible. Absolutely. terrible, but they have one man to thank for the turnaround.

Which player? No, it's not a player. It's the holiest man honors. Jesus Christ? Pope Leo. Pope Leo is a humongous white socks fan. Yeah, he is. He is. He's from Chicago, no other explanation besides Pope Leo put in a prayer to the

big man upstairs to change their faith. It has to be that. That should be illegal, dog. That's not true. It's not. It's No, there's no coincidence. The White Sox have, so he became a Pope on May 8th, 2025, right? Last year. Last year. Okay.

And now in the White Sox's first full season with him as Pope, the holiest man on earth. Their fate turned around. If there's one thing I know to be true, it's that prayer will fix it. Come on. Come on, somebody. Come on, somebody. Oh, yeah. There's no other explanation.

There's no other explanation at all. Yeah, how about they're good? And don't all of the Auelitas pray for the Dodgers all the time? Yeah, but we don't even have the nun? But they have the holiest man on the word. Why are yelling at me? When you have, because that's how we're talking about it. Because I got it inside.

Yeah, right now. Ew. Come on somebody. He feels it. Yeah, I'm feeling right now. I feel the spirit. Yeah. And there's even crazier part.

There's even crazier part. The last time the White Sox won the World Series was 2005 and guess who was in attendance? Who? Who? Who? Pope Leo. He was a fan in the crowd praying that they would win the World Series and they did. He wasn't a pope at the time. He wasn't a pope. He's just a regular guy and regular man. He was chosen. He was chosen. When a man is anointed, he is anointed. Yes, exactly. And it's the only way to make sense. They've been losing and all of a sudden they're celebrating acting like this.

On a scale of 1 to 10. How's it going so far? 100. 100. How many champagne? Have you opened so far? 100! Wow, man. We have to be able to celebrate it with this team. I'm in Sepani! Jesus doesn't turn that gator into wine, baby.

That's Munitaka, Maracami, one of the White Sox players, so excited because they advance and it's his first season with them. I love this for them. That's so good. So should everyone else just bow down? At this point, they seem very anointed. It doesn't even really make sense that they're this good. They swept the series. They won two games in a row. Now they're advancing.

They're dangerous. That's exciting. This would be like a crazy comeback story or like Rye's story. Yeah. Like the Knicks winning. Yeah. Do you find that little fishy? Maybe.

Like this year it's like the extra ordinary comeback. I just, that they haven't won in so many years, right? Nicks haven't won ever? They hadn't won in 51 years. See? And then now they're like, hey, what other one hasn't won in a long time?

Yeah, it's just to me, I don't know. They seem anoint. This seems like it's the power of prayer. They got Pope Leo in their pocket rooting for them. I hope you go to church, bro. Yeah, I hope you go to church. Oh, man, come on with that being said. Guys, go ahead and donate to power 106.com right now.

There's a basket in there. Ooh, yeah. I'm on with somebody. All right. That was sports. I'm Rose Crancli. Was it? Yes, it was.

Power 106. That was sports and that was super church. Oh, yeah. Same time.