Brown Bag Mornings - 10/12/26 IT WAS JUST A "BABY STAB" 🗡️💘 | Brown Bag Mornings

Episode Date: October 12, 2026

The squad navigates an unhinged Homie Helpline when a listener reveals her sister is dating a convict who claims his attempted murder charge was just a "baby stab," prompting callers to share terrifying stories of neck stabbings and exes drawing severed heads 🗡️😱! Between crime sagas, the crew breaks down Khloé Kardashian roasting a viral teacher on TV, Tobey Maguire officiating his ex-wife's wedding, and the Dodgers getting haunted by the Fister Hotel ghost 💅🕷️⚾.[Edited by @iamdyre 🧢]Chapters(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local(2:59) Chisme(5:30) Petty Police(9:26) Scrolling(13:37) The Weather W/ Concrete!(16:02) Homie Helpline(49:34) Tepic's Teachings(54:41) Chisme(57:07) Play Ball(1:01:04) Money Moves(1:04:09) Studious Foo Experience the Culture: Catch Brown Bag Mornings and the rest of the network 24/7 on the Amplified Voices TV app: amplifiedvoices.com/podcast-brown-bag/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Before the episode starts, leave a like, drop a comment, leave a review, and yeah, subscribe so you don't miss any roundbag mornings. This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Okay, I got a fill in the blank for you, my friends. Fill in the blank. This one's going out to all of our family over there and our friends over there in the Inland Empire, okay? I.E. has hella blank roaming the streets, concrete?

Crackheads. That's not the right answer. Cows. You set me up for that. No. No. I.E. Hashella. Daddy.

Donkey. Yeah. Donkeys roaming the street. Why do you say, yeah, Greg, you've seen him? Yeah, my brother lives in Heropa Valley, and they pass by his street all the time. He lives right there by the mountains. Why am I just hearing about this in Burbank, California? I did not know the Inland Empire.

You too? Oh, yeah, your man lives in the IE. No, but my friend has a house. out there and then his backyard not the front of the front yard is filled with donkeys oh you have friends that are guys you know there's houses like oh they're so gay okay that's true that's true yeah no way yeah okay this is the first time I'm hearing about it mm-hmm they travel in packs too and everything yeah just like it's for real this reminds of a little town called

Oatman where it's ran over just by there's over 300 donkeys in that little town really like that yeah I don't get a goal. It reminds me of that. A town in what? It's called Oakman, Arizona. And it's a little old western town where even Clark Gable got married at and had his honeymoon there. Really?

There's already 300 donkeys that just roamed the town. There are wild don'tkeys over in the IE. And matter of fact, they're like all over. Riverside, Moval, Colton, La Melinda, Redlands, and the surrounding hills. People don't know how many there are for sure. And they don't even really know how they got there. There's a theory that apparently. these donkeys are descendants of animals

that miners and ranchers left behind years ago. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, shout out to. Are they free? They're wild. Free skis. Wild donkeys, dog.

What would you do with the donkey, Vic? I'm not sure yet. But they held some sort of value. They've heard a lot of value. Yeah. They'll take you anywhere. Reluctantly, but they will. Residents do get a little bit

about them. They're like probably our version of coyotes how we are out here because they do roam the streets they eat people's landscaping wander into busy roads all of that stuff on somewhere around 500 pounds so it's not like damn you can't push it oh you can't put it in the car and then they'll punch you just something else totally something else paint them at zebras and take pictures with them oh god see now we're talking shout to the i i didn't know that you guys had donkeys out there all right there was don't you know i'm local

Zooler, come here. Man, what's going on? She's Mason with Angie. Hi, Nikki Minaj, you guys. Nicky Minash is Nicky Minerjing again, okay? She's throwing shade towards reality TV stars, okay? Because she's saying, I'm so thankful my career didn't start it that way. Listen.

I remember they wanted me to do reality TV, and I said no, and everyone around me at that time thought I was crazy for saying no. This is not how I want to get into. to the rap business. I didn't want that to be my outlet to become known as a rapper. And thank goodness I said no to that. You know, I wouldn't have done it any other way.

Throwing shade to reality TV stars or a certain rapper that made her career after becoming a reality TV star. Yeah, for sure. It's towards Cardi B. Years later and this few beef with him is still on. Yeah, but at least from Nikki Minotches part. You know what's wild? I really like her voice. Like her talking

I like that style of talk. I don't know if it's a New York accent. I don't know. Like just the sounds vibes, but not Nikki. Well, it's okay when she's talking like this. I remember they wanted me to do. But when she starts talking like this on her life, that's when it's annoying.

This is normal Nicki Minaj, but when she's like starts talking really. What's that, Nikki Minaj? I don't know. I don't even know. That's not Roman for her. That's like Valley Girl. Sounds like a Valley Girl.

No, but she starts. The second one. Like the one that she hates. Oh, really? Yeah. No, no, she just starts talking extra slow and a lot of more pauses. And it's like, but yeah, Nikki, if I got to grab your audio, I got to chop it off and could all that little extra stuff. Oh, okay.

That's it. Do the work? Yeah, I have to do the work. That's it. Hey, bro, you got to chill out. That's what it says. Oh, Angie, sorry for you. You got to do work.

Oh, no, no, no. I'm just saying, like, it's just annoying. Like, if you're listening to it live, it's like, get to it, girl. Oh, okay. Well, she was talking smack. She also said, like, her fans love that she, she thinks the way she has a free mind and all of that, because clearly her alliances and the things that she said in the past few years

have gotten under people's feathers. And then ruffled people's feathers, rightfully so. I personally agree with. But she's like, you know what, my fans are going to love me regardless. She's not afraid of losing her barbs for her either political alliances or the stuff that she says on social media. Yeah. Or that she talks like this.

I know. She all right or dies. She does. She really does. That's the sound of the police. The petty police. It's petty. It's just petty. I'm being petty.

Petty, petty girl. Pretty in them. Petty is. Pretty. Petty. Ah, La Coco. Chloe Kardashian, man. She was low-key everybody's favorite.

This is making her look to be... Really? Yeah. It's causing a lot of distaste in people's mouths because a few months ago, there was a teacher that went viral, a young man, by the name of Yeakov. Myers, so probably Mr. Myers in his teacher life, and he wrote all the great qualities about himself, like, that he's

fit, that he's this age, that he has this type of degree. And him saying, like, all I want is for someone to tell me how my day was. So in goes Chloe Kardashian and says, how's your day, right? And then the rumors were everywhere, like, are they going to start dating? He was handsome,

and it's Chloe Kardashian, it was going to be crazy, right? Even her best friend, Tamika was in there like, oh, like I ship it, essentially. But according to Chloe in the new season of the Kardashians, he gave her the ick because he was too needy in the DMs. Listen to this. I have like 15 DMs from him that have gone unresponsive. I'm going to show you.

If anything, I just want to say thank you for everything. I know it was just a comment. Love to hear how your day was. Just shooting my shot once again, I would love to meet you and talk about how your day was. Calm down, Jacob. And his name is Jacob. Yeah, please. Get a J.

Aww. Yeah. Do you see the little snarkiness? Like, I get it. A little? And his defense, no. I mean, I heard the fans dog, like, hitting her up again. She'll leave my shot again.

What would you do? He knows enough. He's not. He's a lot. Once is enough. You know what I'm saying? You kick the ball over there. And you wave for her to kick her back.

Yeah. He got a little, the pink lipstick was showing. I get it. But I get it. But I get a little excited. I get it. But I think with her, like, even the end part when it was like, get a J.

Jacob. Then that's. song like that's a little bit. No, I didn't like it at all. She seemed very like, I would never talk to this guy. It's like, then why did you do that? For no reason. You know what I'm saying? And it's like, you're making it seem like, oh, I'm way too good for this guy. Chloe, we've seen your dating history. One of them did crack all the time. The other one was a serial cheater. So why not give a nice guy who really wants to take you out and do something with you? They don't like nice guys. Why not give him a chance? They don't like. I want you guys on that one. Because we wanted to. We wanted to

this for Chloe because seeing what Lamar Otom is done, seeing what Tristan Thompson has done to her. And we're always rooting for her like, dude, someone needs to treat her right. It seems like this fool was ready and she was like, ugh, I don't even like her name. And later in that show, she said she hasn't got cracked for four years. So at this point,

I love that you watched it. I watched the whole thing. So at this point. Can I keep going though? Yeah, yeah. Okay, so he responded. Jacob Myers, he responded on his Instagram with a caption when they try to roast you and embarrass me on the card But I get roasted by high schoolers every single day.

Oh, that's worse. So he's like, I don't care. While he's wearing like a cute little pink shirt and drinking his coffee at his desk. So he's seemingly taking it lightheartedly. Yes. But that's still not cool to see. Like, oh, damn. I was just trying to say how your day was, Chloe.

Yeah. He was trying to shoot a shot and she's over here like, ugh, gross. Well, yeah, dude. Yeah, it's a nice guy stuff. He should have said like, hey, I'm addicted to something. I need help. Right? Right there.

That's her wheelhouse. I got a spoon in a rock. I need you here. Forget this. Hey, I like you and all, but how's your sister? That's me. That's me. That's me. We're adding. Pook me up with your dad. Hey, what a daughter? It would have to put her dad.

All right. All right. By the way, you don't need to get a Y. You don't need to get a Y. Or J in your name, Jacob. Yeah, you do your head, Yeko. Yeah, Jacob. All right.

That was Petty Police. We got very petty for no reason. Oh, real. Scrolling. This influencer by the name of Loose Cannon 1 is taking over the internet right now because of his Michael Jackson impersonations. He's a TikToker. Yes, he's a TikToker. And what he does is he's going on TikTok lives with just a whole bunch of random different people.

But on TikTok live, he's dressing up like Michael Jackson. Even has like the jackets, the hair wig. The whole face. And a filter that makes him look super like Michael. Oh, it's a filter? It's a filter. Oh, damn. Yeah, it's a filter.

What's the Michael that you say that when he has the curl in front of him? You're talking about Fabio. Fabio, Fabio Jackson. No, you call Michael a certain, like in that stage. Moka Mike. Oh, Moka Mike. There you go. There you go. Moka Mike.

Mokamik. Define Mokka. You're crazy. To concrete. To concrete. It looks like that. Mokamike. Mokamik.

On the front of his hair. Aviators on and everything. Even does the soft, he does the soft voice too. There's a woman that's on live with him. And things are getting hot and sexy. And he's just like, I can't even take it anymore. You gotta listen to this. I remember you too.

Good. How's the family? Family is well. Good. Thriving and bursting at the seas. I love that. I wish my lady was quiet as you when she streams. When she streams?

Yeah. Well, I do get loud. I really do get loud at times. Very loud. Very. Oh, you're talking about streaming, steel. I'm sorry. No.

I'm not. Oh, you're talking about... Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I love that. Oh, goodness gracious. You do seem like, you'd be like,

No, I opened my mouth up more. Okay, what the hell? Oh, that's nice fish right there. Yeah, I was not talking. I didn't see those videos. You didn't see those videos? No, I saw where he was like, like, rapping cool. So there's another one that's going viral like that,

where he's rapping cool as well, but also he crashes out at the end of it. Listen to this. Oh, this. So I was a girl that be owned my . She told me she love me because I'm too rich. I'm in the club with honey. It's bad they love me

I paid us They won't touch me Oh They don't want to touch you Okay now cut it off All right I got you Let's start business

Let's start business Let's start business Now how much money you get For use my stuff Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike He's not as wholesome as I thought At all What are you talking about?

What are you talking about? Yeah Fabio was over there heated right now The other Michael Jackson Impression he just I don't cuss Yeah Come on there

But he's also getting trolled as well. People thought he was on TikTok live with Jay-Z. Somebody went on on TikTok live with him. Think with the impersonation of Jay Z's voice. Listen to this. Jake, everything you're doing on this app, kid, for sure. I appreciate you, Jay. Coming from you, that means so much.

How to family? Yo, everybody doing good. Yo, B. Ivy, the twins. Yo, everybody doing good over here. Hey, yo, we got to see you do that moonwalk. for you. I got you. Say less, Jay.

For sure. Hey, yo, appreciate you. You, love you more. Hey, yo, make sure you follow me back right here. Yes, I'm doing that right now. I'm going to follow you. For sure. We're here.

TikTok is not a real place. What's going on over there? You know how like with AI, at least you can stop it from recreating people's likenesses? These are actual humans and it's like how you stop them. Yeah, but the kids love them too. The kids love them. I hope they don't like the other part.

No, no, no, no. Funny Marco joined his live with his daughter, and his daughter loves him so much. You got to listen to this. You're funny, and you always say he-he. Oh, love it. I love it. Oh, so beautiful. Oh, my goodness.

I love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, you got a mustache. Look. So kids love him, too. So that's the wholesome part about it. Yeah. Luce Cannon there.

Luce Cannon is his TikTok name. So if you want to go watch his TikTok, he does. dresses up as Michael Jackson and does a good impersonation, and it's fun. There you go. Yep. You send him a couple of universes. All right. You ready?

And now, the weather. Oh, hell the dog. With concrete storm. Peritos, it is going down for the weather Monday, October 12th. First, we head to the Mission City of San Fernando. Get an umbrella perrota. You're going to be mojando. 63 and 54 degrees with 80% participation.

Next we pull up. What? Next, we pull up to the city of... Next, we pull up to the city called Dogtown, where the opts of the dog pound, 68, 78% participation over there. Next, we sip and get hung over in the city of El Segundo. Put some limo and tapatillo in my menudo. 67 and 59 degrees with 70% participation over there. And lastly, I love my...

Precipitation con. Just stay with me. I get crazy in the city of Vincent while I've been running on. You write these and you're laughing at you. Lastly, I live my crazy life in the city of Vincent where I've been banging on foot since I was in here. 64 degrees and 57 degrees at night, 90% of participation over that. Percitation!

It's going to get super mojado out there, Fettitos. Check it out. What? Precipitation, babe. That's what I said. No, try it. Try it. Participation.

80% of the. in San Fernando. You're going to be 63 and 54. Dogtown, oh, 68 and 58 degrees at night. El Segundo, 67 and 59 degrees at night. And Vincent, you're going to be 64 with 57 degrees. And the highest participation at 90 degrees. You're going to get wet out there, Peritos.

It's your boy concrete from MacBorners or Pau 106. Let's go. The participation is 90 degrees? It's going to be 90% degrees. Okay. Oh, there we go. Not 90% degrees out there, dog. Shout out to my boy, Dallas Raines.

He gave me the scoop on all this. There you go. And by the way, suppose these can be raining today and then hot is heck the rest of the week. Yeah. That means the mosquitoes are going to be out. Oh,

you're going to be all sulladabat. They're just all humedad. The smell of, what? What? What? What? That's a crazy smell.

I smell it right now. You go have bad bugs in your largas. Ew. You have dingle berries. Dingle berries is hanging on right there. I'm going. Okay, anyway. All right, check this out, homie.

You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line. How would you react if your brother or sister brought home an attempted murderer? That's what is going down with our home girl, Katie. She hit us up and said,

Hi, Brownback. My name is Katie, and I need your help. I love my younger sister, but I just found out her new man almost killed someone, and she still wants me to accept him into the family. My sister's name is Jasmine. She's 33, beautiful, hardworking, has absolutely everything going for her and deserves a good man. Well, she hit me up a couple weeks ago that she met someone on a dating site named Chris. He has his own place.

He's very handy and makes time for her. They've been talking for three months And she wants me to meet him That was great to hear But then she tells me that this guy Was locked up for attempted murder Reportedly allegedly I love that you use brown bag lingo

He caught his wife Sleeping with his own brother He went to stab his brother But his wife got in the way And he ends up stabbing her Wow He went to prison for attempted murder because of this.

I can't believe my sister could hear that story and think it's still a good idea to continue the relationship, but here she is asking me to support her because he was released early for good behavior. He's been out for two years. He doesn't want to go back to jail. Plus, he had a reason to do what he did.

So we shouldn't judge him, okay, sis? She sounds brainwashed, brown bag. When she told me all this, I didn't want to say anything too harsh because our family situation is pretty toxic and me and her are basically all each other has. Instead, I reminded her that she just left a 10-year relationship, that she shouldn't settle down with the first guy she meets,

but she's saying she feels like he's the one. And to let him show me what he's all about so that I can see what she sees. Oh my gosh. Brown bag, I know she really wants my approval, but I just don't know that I can do it. Like, yes, people can change, and they aren't their past mistakes.

but attempted murder. So what do I do? Give him a chance because she says he's the one or tell her I can't support this and risk losing my little sister. Sheesh. Okay? First of all, this guy wasn't in the right mind.

He was probably... If the story is true. Insanity. Because she only has his story, like the sister only has his story to go by. And honestly, when we tell our stories, we're the main character and everybody else is the antagonist.

You know what I'm saying? The only true thing we know is the facts and the fact that he attempted tells you that he doesn't know how to get the job done and he's going to be the same way in a relationship. So you should just murder. He needs to do it. One thing that she does. She needs to do her.

Is that an attempter? She knows not what to do. Don't put him on. Don't sleep with the brother. Don't sleep with the brother. Don't sleep with the brother. Don't sleep with the brother. Yeah.

That's on the girl that's dating him and him, right? What about it's your family though? Like what if your sister's like, hey, I want you to meet this guy. I just got away. And then, yeah, he might have almost killed somebody. Yeah. You kind of feel like, what the hell? Like, you love him.

I don't. And now we're putting ourselves in that risk by accepting this person into our family. That's already toxic as it is. She says her family's toxic already. I mean, unfortunately, people that are in love are going to do what in love people do. That part. And so it's your job, maybe like as a sibling or as someone that cares about that person and kind of be like the voice of reason.

She's not trying to hear it. She wants you to give a chance to this man because he's been out two years. He's not trying to go back to jail. No one is trying to go back to jail. You do subtle things. Like for Christmas, you get them those knives that don't actually go through skin, but just like, you know what? You know, like, yeah, like kid knife, you know, to cut stuff, you know. Don't even give him any knives.

I'm just saying, like, if you want to avoid anything, you know, just do subtle things like that. Like, give your sister her phone books. She can just tape around herself. Should something happen? Should something happen? She has phone books too. It's very subtle. Where do you find said phone books?

Very subtle, you know, very subtle stuff. You don't go back into the archives for those. Katie's on the line. Let's talk to Katie. Katie. Yes. Oh, no. Katie, I'm scared for you.

Because I watch you. I'm worried. I'm worried for my sister too very much. When she told you that she found the one, I'm sure you must have been excited. Yes, I was happy because everything he's done for her is. sounds so much way better than her last relationship. Like he's treating her so well. But then I don't, to me, it's just, I don't know.

Like, it's risky. I don't know. Like, I can't trust this person. Yeah. Like, the attempted murder story, as she told you the way that he told her, how do you feel about that? Did it give you some kind of like bells ringing or alarms? because this was his partner that he ends up stabbing.

Yes, supposedly it was a small stab, that it wasn't even a big thing. It's still a stab. A baby stab. It's still a stab. He wasn't trying to kill her. Yeah, but he didn't go for. She got in the way, dog. He didn't go for DV.

He went for attempted murder, you know? Yeah. We never did he was trying. She's telling me that he was trying to stab the brother. And that it was, the wife got on the way and he accidentally stabs her. She got in the way. That's why it was a small stab because he was like, oh my God, I just stabbed him. Oh.

Yeah. He looked in the little cute one. He stopped himself. He stopped himself. Oh. Well, who started him then? Fool, you catch a girl smashing your brother, fool. Yeah.

What's matter? You just walk away. Start a new life. I'm stabbing my brother. Luckily, he didn't have a strap. Yeah. I'm stabbing my brother. Yes.

It could have been worse. Okay, so he goes to jail. Have you met him at all? Have you talked to him? You said that they've been dating for three months. Is there any inclination that he's trying to meet you? No, I mean, I haven't met him. I haven't told her that I want to meet him.

I've just been telling her to take it slow with him, like, to be sure. Like, she knows what she's getting herself into. Um, also a reason why I haven't met him is because we do live like far away from each other. She lives all out there in Riverside and I live in L.A. So that's the reason too. Yeah, it's pretty far. Well, the last thing you want to do is get that guy mad. So let's just slow down.

See, but you shouldn't have to live like that. Yeah. Like I can't get mad. Yeah, with As soon I told my sister like you're always going to have to have your guard up. Like, uh, do you really want that? And she stays quiet thinking about it. And I do think she's, she's listened to me when I say, like, slow down because she was, she already wanted to introduce him to the family. And I was like, I don't know.

Just because, because I don't, I just don't trust this guy. Have you seen how he looks? No, I have not seen what he looks like. But, you know, I've been, that's one thing I've been wanting to ask her like, hey, let me see a picture of him. How do you see? You should. Or, like, search. up his case.

She's told me that he looks like a cholo. That's what she's told me. Okay. Looks like? Like, what you guys point I mean? I don't know. Yeah, do you have a flannel? I have a flannel?

I'm using all the buttons all the way to the top. Yeah, he's wearing a flannel today. As intended. Surprise thing he has a knife next to him. I don't know why. I'm kidding. A little shank. Don't invite him order in Thanksgiving

when you guys are carving the turkey. Oh, good. Yeah. Only give a mashed potatoes. Por favor. Is this the first cholo your sister dates? Yes. Yeah.

Ah, it's her first thug. Yeah, it's her first thug. It's her first thug, guys. It all makes sense now. Thugs have their way with good girls. Not all gangsters, not all cholos, not all thugs are bad, but when you already got an attempted murder charge, I already went to jail. Brough, you, bruh, please be careful. Sometimes it does work out because look at me and Nikki.

When she met me, I was out of control. You didn't try to stab your last girlfriend. No. He was a thugging. But that's different. That's exactly what I'm saying. It's totally different when there's an attempted murder charge there. You got to take seriously.

I don't know. I've seen too many freaking documentaries where the family feels like, hey, this guy is sketchy. I'm afraid for you. And then something ends up happening to the said person. Yeah. Right now on Netflix, there's one. Yeah, on Netflix right now there's one called The Widower. This fool had six wives, four ended up dead.

Yep. And the family of all the wives that ends up dead are like, I don't know about him. Please be careful with him. And then boom. I don't know. There's also a lot of stories where nobody does anything after the first time they do something wrong. Where? You don't hear about them because they're not dramatic.

No. After the attempted murder, you got to be very careful. Yeah. He said that he's handy. What does that mean? Of course he is. He's done favors for her. Like he fixed her.

fixed her car when she needed help with that. He fixed her pipes. I guess she was having like house pipes. He fixed that. And to her that's everything because her ex-man never did nothing. Yeah, he was like lazy, didn't have a job. Yeah, he was

one of those, yeah. And so now this guy works and he's doing everything. She's like in love. It's the lovey-dovey stage. That's not working. This business car's pictures all. Like he's What's a stabs of my. He's doing community service, not work.

Yeah. Have you looked up the case at all or tried to see what happened? No, I haven't. I don't know his last name. Girl. I got to find his last name. You should be like, A, sister, if you get married,

what would your last name be? Oh, yes. You would be Mrs. And then, boom, we searched it up. And then we find out, like, it's a whole other story. Then, oh, yeah, I just stopped her a little. I just stabbed my ex-wife a little bit.

A pocito. Yeah, we're only hearing what he told her. Yeah, that's true. Okay. But you are also willing to maybe give him a chance because you do love your sister and she's all you've got. I know you mentioned how your family is a little bit toxic. Yeah, I mean, I guess if she doesn't want to get rid of him, I guess,

but I hope she finds someone else, like, to be honest. Like, she could do better. She's a nurse, you know, she works with nurses. So I don't know what's going on in our head right now. They met on a dating site? Yes, on a dating website. She didn't tell me which one, but it was a dating website. And that's risky.

Those are always risky too. Thug4U.com. Down for you. Down for you? Love behind bars.com. Secondchances.org. Remember when our bosses are like, hey, when they're serious topics, you guys kind of go off the cuff a little bit? Attempted murder might be a little bit serious

No one of the same. He didn't murder It's not full murder It's not full murder It's an attempt Every time there is a full murder There was past charges of attempted Very true

Like you don't want to be the full one I'm sorry I watch way too much Dayline Where they go Oh yeah this guy got caught up For past the salt Impass attempted And it was like oh okay

Now she's lying in the grass In the middle of the road Because you know there's grass in the middle of the road When you put it like that I know Oh, oh, no. Yeah, sorry to be the downer. No, this is what I worry about.

You're right. This is, I don't know. I need to make her watch documentaries or something. Yeah, you do. Get her in that goes to count. All right, we got Ricky in South Central on the line because our homegirl Katie's trying to figure out, should I give this guy a chance? You know, my sister does seem happy.

If she's three months in, this could also be the honeymoon period. So you've got to be careful of that. And I do think the sister told her to kind of gauge what she thinks. You know? I want to know what my sister's Because she's probably doubting herself too Like this is too good to be true You just test it

Get him a little mad I bet what's what Oh my god Keep the phone books around Let's see if he's changed That's scary though That might be the best idea I'm just skit

Yeah That's you know what Yeah Ricky in South Central What's that Ricky Ricky They love the hardest. That's what's going to love her forever.

That sounds scary. How do you know? He probably was going to love his ex-wife forever, too. This life and the next. Yeah. No, I had a lady, my ex-Hina when I was in my 20s, you know, she was from El Monte, and she would come. She was an artist, right?

I met her at birthday. She was a real smart poet, you know what I mean? And so I fell in love. We got together. She would send me poems in the mail. and then my main, my main hyna, you know, she found out. So I had a breakup with my, you know, my ex-felon, El Monte. I mean, she would come pick me up in a prelude that was dropped with mad music.

And she smelled like cigarettes and stripper spray. Okay, hold on one second. Hey, the whole girl McOvelli over here. This is a full-on. You give a great description. Descriptive. Yeah, great. I could smell her right now.

And stripper spray. Beautiful. Strawberries and champagne from Victoria's Secret and cigarette. All right, Ricky. And then what happened? So you were cheating on your main with this girl that was a felon. Yeah. I got addicted to the cigarettes and the spray.

You know, that bed, back, and beyond the Victoria's Secret. Anyway, her mom had a restaurant in a warehouse. They were Vietnamese, bro. She was an Asian chola, bro. All her people were brown, but she was Asian. It's amazing. And she came down for the summer, you know, and it was hard for me because my, my main went to USC and she went to

it doesn't matter all those details but she came to my house to try to get me because I was ghosting her you know she was paging me she was going on my pager and I just heard of a notch in my dad is this what year was this? What year was this, Ricky? This is 1999.

Summer of 99. He thought it was all going to end in 2000 anyway. He's paging me even in 99 dog pages were gone. So, When I tried a ghost her, I wouldn't respond none of the pages, right, or the phone call. So then on a Sunday afternoon, I was watching soccer with my dad, and boom, boom, boom, here comes somebody knocking. You know, like, my dad's like, hey, it's for you.

I was like, hell no, nobody knows I'm here. Like, who the hell could that be? And it was her. She was right there ready. And she was like, I can't believe my man is such a lame. And, you know, she was telling me, like, basically telling me off at the front door in front of my dad. And so then I closed the door, I was like, I can't deal with her no more. and then the next letter I got,

it was a big, fat, yellow packet, and it had, like, poems and drawings of my head cut off and, like, all kinds of violent stuff. And then in that packet... All right, hold on, hold on. Ricky, you are telling the home girl to give this dude a chance, because you went through it.

But the things you are now explaining are pretty crazy. I want you to know that. I don't think... She probably shouldn't marry him, but she should be with him for a while because they make the best love. They're the best lovers. He's right, eh?

He's right. After my incarceration, I was then, my first time getting choked out, she choked me out. It's hot. That's the best. That's the best.

But you had a girlfriend at the time. Well, but she, yeah, yeah, I did. Unfortunately, I'm different now. I'm not like that no more. Okay, and then this is the sister, by the way. The sister's not going to get banged by this guy. She's just the sister of the girl dating him. Oh.

Yeah, but she wants your sister to make some good love, right? If you love your sister. You said for her to be with him because he's going to love her forever, but you're not with the one that attempted. Actually, yeah, just for a little while. Be with them for a little while, get to experience the wildness, and then you prayers up, you cut them loose. All right.

Did she get attempted murder? No. She sent me all the paperwork of her ex-man. The man she used to be with, she got found not guilty. But she was kind of like telling me, you know, hey, food. You're an adult. Not guilty for what, my friend. Not guilty for what?

Attempting murder on her, I guess her ex-man. It was some Vato's name. I don't know. Oh, you don't even know. And then why didn't you guys work out? Nah, because, um, so I told her. I told her, hey, how come you never bust? You know, when we're making love, I'm always busking.

You're not pushing. Okay, bye, Ricky. Oh, my God. What's that? He was getting somewhere. No, he wasn't. No, he wasn't. No, he wasn't.

He's got a setup. He's setting up his punchline. Yeah, come on. Let's get him out. All right, hold on. Parano 6, number one for hip-hop in West Covina. Shout out to all the peritos in West Covina. Ricky, I'm gonna go back to you, Ricky.

You need to help us understand this situation. Ricky, uh, baby girls. You're doing great, by the way. You're doing great. Okay, what happens? Okay. Well, I told her, like, hey, this is not for me. You know, like, sometimes I want you to enjoy, you know.

And so I was like, hey, what can I do? You know, and she's like, oh, it's real easy. She's like, you should have just told me. She's like, I got to be on top, and then I got to choke you. And I was like, what? Can't handle. And, yeah, so in the middle of her busking, every time she will bust, she'll jump off and start crying in the corner, bro.

And it freaked me out. I'd be like, damn, what the hell? No, like, why are you in the corner crying right here? And basically it freaked me out so much that I was like, okay, it was speeded me. I learned a little bit about the chokeholds. It was all good. Now I got to go back to my. Okay, you told our phone screener, Angie, it didn't work out because you got locked up.

Hell no, I never got locked up. Ricky. Are you lying to us? No, I said she didn't get locked up. Well, your screen is tripping. Oh, man. All right, bro. So you suggest that they should.

Yeah, I better choke you a little bit. Give him a chance. Give them a chance. Get a little, get learned from it, you know, be like, okay, this is the type of food that does these kinds of things. Make some love, have some fun, and then cut them loose. Okay. Okay.

Nurses are freaky. Nurses are freaky, bro. So we're not talking to the nurse. We're talking to her sister. She wants to know if she should accept them. That's what I'm saying. Because the nurse wants to bring him to the family. Hey, if she loves her sister, she'll let her get down.

Okay, thank you. Okay, thank you. Can you please read that? Because we have a rule on Brownback Mornings that when you get an alert and you have your phone on the ringer. I remember that day. That's what you got?

It was a text that I had sent earlier and they liked it. I remember that day. What? My boy Ricky was... Hey, that choking thing is for real, man. It's beautiful, man. Once you start, like, seeing black

and you start black and then they let you go, you're like, oh, that was exciting. Oh, my God. She sent him photos of his head cut off. She drew them, I think. Yeah, she drew them. She's a great artist from Berkeley. No, his main girl went to USC.

Yeah, his main girl. He's talking about his side piece. La Chola. Yeah, the Chola was a British. The Vietnamese. The Chola beat money. Julie, Julie, in South Central. Hi, Julie.

Julie. Julie, we're talking to our homegirl, Katie. Hey girl. Julie, we're talking to our home girl, Katie. Katie is the sister of someone that's dating a guy that has an attempted murder charge. He stabbed his ex-wife. She didn't die, but he did go to jail for that. Yeah. Oh, she was in jail for that. Yeah. And she wants to know if her as a sister should accept him into the family.

Heck no. Heck not. But I had a charge like that when I'm. I was back in my younger days. I'm older now, but I was doing who had an attempted murder charge. Oh, man. Oh, man, Julie. What happened? It was the same exact situation kind of like with a boyfriend and a girlfriend and the whatever. No, you have to explain it.

Tell us. Tell us. You're dating them both. What's going on? I was dating this guy really quickly and just like her. Like, you know, you don't know a person. He was young. and you don't know if he has like secrets or whatever, but he had a girlfriend.

Well, no, he didn't have a girlfriend. He had a baby's mother. And she ended up like, you know how she was a part of the family. So when we were at family functions, she was there too. And she would literally sit like right next to me, like touching her body next to mine. And I didn't know who she was. He didn't never say who she was. And then one day it just turned into a full-blown fight.

like him and her was outside fighting and she i heard her from across the street saying like no let me do what i want to do to her and i'm like what she wanted to do to me so how did you get the attempted murder charge because i was he was like um go home he was telling me to go home he was telling he was like i'm going to handle her i'll talk to i'll see you later and i'm like all right so he called me later on that night to come meet up with him and i we actually live like on like walking distance two minutes away from each other. We was like at the end of each block. And so when I went to go meet up with him

and I knocked on the door, it was still that same function that day. It was a day, it was a day Tyson bit hold he throws ear off. So, um... What did you do to get you the attempted murder? Hey, stop taking this with the whole rigmarole of stories.

How did you almost get it? How'd you almost kill somebody? So she just came outside and was like, you talk it to my baby daddy, like real ghetto and I was like what what's going on and she ran up on me and she was in a puddle of blade helicopters was everywhere I went home

and yeah next thing I was in jail you skipped over the whole of care what happened there the attempt oh just like just like the new boyfriend it was a little bitty it was a little bitty stab but like it was a little bit of did you have a nice stab

did you have a yeah what the knife come from I just stab with my fingernails No, but where did it come from? Protection. It was a knife. It was a knife. I was out late at night. Of course, I had a nice.

Oh, protection. That's a stranger. For protection. I'm a girl. Julie, real quick. Real quick. Okay. What makes it like assault and then what makes it attempted murder?

Like, because. Okay. So, look, she was, I was in jail. I was initially arrested for attempted murder because she was on life support. Oh, my. No. It was not a little slap. Listen, listen.

It's attempted murder. because she's on life support. If she would have died, it would have been murder. And if she, but she didn't thank God. So it was a trial. Okay, but Julie, why wouldn't it just be? Because you said it was a small stab, right? Or you said it wasn't, like, isn't that not attempted murder?

Well, it was three inches on her neck. I was going to say that. I was like, yes. Yes, it was a small stab right next to the aorta. I told her don't hit me. And she, I bet you she won't ever run up on a girl again, hit her again. unless she don't know. I promise you that. Okay, Julie, so Katie shouldn't give her a chance.

No, the guy chance. Yeah. And have you dated since? Do people know that you... Yes, everybody knows. They call me crazy. I wasn't allowed to carry a knife for like a long time. Good, good.

You can now? You're allowed to carry one of that? Yeah. That was in the Tyson fight. That was a lot. She went up on her. I have adapted to society and everything. But, I mean,

I'm not stupid. I don't. If you touch me, I'll do the same thing again. No, don't say that. Don't do that, Julie. Self defense. Just don't run up on her. I think you, Julie's all fine, too. I promise. I promise.

It was a trial. Everything was honest and innocent. I told it on. I'm not that type of person and just be attacking people, but I will defend myself. And I encourage anybody to defend themselves to whatever it has to be. And then you got convicted. But wait. I dated a guy recently, and I don't want to say too much because he is in jail for what he did.

What? But he would come home. Yeah, he would, he would tell me. He called me and like, hey, this just happened. And it was all over the news. And, yeah, now he's in jail for it. But I say don't do it because now look at me. Like, I can't talk to him.

He, uh, well, I can. He has a cell phone in there. But I can't talk to him like that. Julie. Julie, you know what is that hell about Julie? What is going on? I better to chill it before you get locked up again, girl. We do not want that for you.

If she wants to end up like that, then so be it. But I don't think that's how shit. She says she's a nurse. I have family members that are nurses. She can do way better. I'm sorry. But if she does happen to get stabbed, she's a nurse. If she happens to get stabbed, she acts for it.

I hope she knows how to fight. Thank you, Julie. That is. That's be the band-a-dades. Yeah. That was a lot. That was a lot. That was getting very.

It was a little stab. Those helicopters, cops everywhere. You see me? You see what I'm saying? The attempted murder has to be some crazy. Yep. Right?

So it's not just assault with a deadly weapon or whatever battery charges or DVD. It's in tent. What makes it up to murder? No, but she said he got, she got attempted murder because this girl was on life support. Yeah. So the wife must have gotten, even if it was a baby stab, it must have been really bad on her. Yeah. It wasn't just like.

It's like if I shoot somebody in the leg, it's not the same as me shooting somebody in the face, like there's intent to really take someone out. If I'm trying to shooting you in the leg, I'm just trying to disable you. I agree. So they must have found that in that case. Yeah, you stabbed in the neck. He did 15 years. I don't know how many old 15 years?

Yeah, that's what she said. Yeah, where was the stab at? That's what we want to know. I don't know. Katie, did you find out where the stab was? No, I think my sister said the arm. Who knows if that's true? But see, like it would be.

That's why she probably like No That's why But he was aiming somewhere else I know but he was probably aiming somewhere else Like no I think she would have gotten to have Attempted murder if something

Like the life support stuff Whatever he did made her The damage Oh true Dropped her that bad I don't know Why is she defending the brother anyway Why she jumping in front?

We don't know that that happened She loved him We don't know that that happened Yeah he could have just said That's what that's Because that helps his case And they're like oh yeah They deserved it.

CJ in Burbank. CJ, what's up, CJ? You could have just came in. Hey, good morning. CJ, you could have just came into the radio station and start your story. CJ, the home girl Katie hit us up. Her sister that hasn't been in a relationship for a while is found a new guy on a dating site.

He happens to have had an attempted murder charge. He got out and he's been cool. It's been two years. and he's chill. He does everything for her. He doesn't want to go back to jail, but the attempted murder charge was on his ex-wife.

So Katie herself feels really torn whether she should give him a chance or tell her sister, I can't be a part of this. What would you tell her? I would say no. Absolutely not. I have a cousin,

and he recently stabbed his father in the neck like nine times. What? The story is that he was, like, placed on drugs, and he was looking for a different family member for, like, two weeks. And everyone kind of, like, brushed it off, like, oh, they're just beefing. And then one morning, his dad was asleep in the room and just stabbed them in the neck. And his dad was in a coma on life support, but he did survive. But he's now facing attempted murder, but it would have been murdered if his dad would have died.

And I just, like, as a nurse, you have so much to lose. your certifications, your degrees, everything you've worked hard for. And this man, it shows that he's emotionally imbalanced. He can't control his motion. I understand the situation that your wife was cheating on you or whatever the case was, but you have to learn how to walk away. And I understand he did his time and whatever, but I feel like I worked in the prison. I don't think that there's a lot of rehabilitation when it comes to learning how to act in certain situations, you know.

And I feel like, yeah, he deserves love. But I don't think it should come from her. Like, I don't because if he, if he's still the same person mentally or emotionally, because how does he know he's changed? Has he been cheated on recently? Has he been in that situation again? That's what I said. You got to get him a little mad.

Get him a little mad. No. No. Not. No. Look how far he goes, though. When he does get mad. I'm mad.

I'm going to argue with you. It's not I'm mad. I'm going to break it. It's mad. I'm not. Like, oh, no, no, no, no. You can't put your life in danger that type of way. You know, let him find love.

somewhere else. You know, couldn't be my sister. I'm sorry. I'll call his P.O. I don't know. I don't know. I don't set him up. Sting operation.

How is everything with your cousin? He hasn't been charged. It just happened like two weeks ago. So he still, he hasn't been sentenced or anything. But he's definitely looking at attempted. He's been arrested for attempted murder for sure. And his dad, he's recovering.

He's in ICU, but he's out of his coma. He's talking now. They're getting his room. set up and to come home soon eventually, but it's a sad situation. And I hate that because my cousin, he was a, he was a good guy. He was a truck driver. He owned a business. He was, it's just, you know, something got in his head.

I think the drugs and it just kind of made him snap. But even like as his family member, I wouldn't suggest anybody date him because that's emotionally unstable. Like, no, you can't be doing that to people because you could take someone's life, you know. And I'm glad that everyone survived his situation and mine, too, but it can always be different. And it's a big risk. You're willing to take the love. No, you can find love from a regular, you know, a person who doesn't have a history or a past.

You know, so I would say absolutely not. Thank you, CJ. I appreciate that. And it is, it's not fair to judge people off of their past mistakes. Yeah. Oh. There's definitely chances at rehabilitation. But the work has to be done.

Yeah. It can just be like, well, I did it. That's my past. Okay, what did you do about it? Like, what did you personally do so that that doesn't happen for your? yourself again. You feel me? I did 12,000 burpees.

What do you mean? Some people cannot be rehabilitated, you know what I'm saying? And some people can, you know? So it's a dating Russian roulette. What you're going to get? We never know. It could be a stabbing, you know. One minute you're watching a Tyson fight.

Next minute you're getting your ear, your ear bit off. You know what I'm saying? I don't know. What a victory outreach. Hallelujah. We have people that saying that she could give him a chance, what's what I said? Give them a chance.

What's the worst that can happen? Oh my God. Yeah, exactly that. Con, really? That question, out of all the questions? What's the way that can happen? And you know what? I think that he would understand if the family doesn't accept them.

Because he would like someone that like he would be like, I know I have to earn their respect and I'm willing to do that. But then if he starts turning up because they don't accept him, that's a whole other. Yeah. And then you guys just see him how he eats with a knife.

I will tell you. What if he just uses knives? If that food was like during child time, stabbing the steak? If he's like cutting a steak like carving it on. You know me? Just cuts the arms off. Yeah.

You know what's up, me? It beaks teachings Teaching you words that sound bad But it's actually not what you think Offer Hispanic Heritage Month Brought to you and sponsored by the gods Los Dioces, oh my God What's up Peritos?

Today is National Indigenous Day Is it National Indigenous Day Or is it just Indigenous Day? I don't know if it's a national I don't know Who are you asking? Aren't you telling us?

Some kids are out of school Yeah, some kids are out of school Some kids are in school All right Check it out. It's time for the Bechonaut. Pigs, teaches Spirito, and today's word is turbar. All right,

today's word is turbar. What does it mean? It means turbar means to disturb, confuse, or fluster somebody. So if you want to, you want more disturbance, is masturbate. You're so stupid. Masturbar. Oh, my God. If you want to be more

confused, is masturbar. What? You know, if you're flustered, man, I'm being masturbated now. Yeah. Masturbado. If you're confused all day, I'm masturbating all the day. Just like that.

The whole complete day, dog. You're insane, con. What do you mean? You know what that means. I don't know what you're talking about. You know what it sounds like it means. What does masturbate sound like, Greg? I don't know.

To confuse. To disturb more. By yourself? To have more confusion. Oh. Sturbar means disturb or confused or to fluster or to catch someone off guard. I'm masturbating. No, that's my God, no.

Yeah, I caught you off guard. I got you off guard. I got you off guard. I'm always masturbating. Imagine catching some of them of masturbato, I like, ah. Oh, my God, what happened? I'm confused.

I thought the door was locked. I'm so confused. Exactly. You say, I'm too much. Turvado. Yeah, and if you're super confused, I'm super.

If you want to say, I'm so more confused now. That's confusing. You could say, I'm super masturbated, Bita. That's so weird. That's so weird. Yeah.

It's like a mess. So confused. Look, Greg. I'm masturbating all the time. What? Oh, we can tell. We know. We could tell you're super masturbated.

Your palms are too hairy to hide. What are you talking about, Vic? This has nothing to do with anything what you have left your time. Like I got here this morning and I was just like very marsupon and what's going on. I leave here. I'm like, I'm going to go masturbant because I'm just confused. Yeah, you just go on live.

Bien masturbato. Confused. I don't know what's going on. Every day you wake up and you walk out the door and you're like, bien masturbato. Yeah. That's crazy. You're crazy.

I could have found my kids this morning. Usually single people like you always aren't bien masturbato. Because I don't, yeah, I don't have a partner. So I just always confused. So I'm just marstuban in life. Yeah. Cut yourself off guard me. Man, dude.

Anyways, guys. So the big teachings has turned into words that we think sound crazy but actually are cool to words that you're making sound crazy. No, I'm not. Yes, you are. No, I'm not. I'm just saying the word. Because it sounds like wanking it. Wait.

It does. It sounds like wanking it. What are you talking about? And if that's not wanking it, what is wanking it? How do you say that in Spanish? Chakastia. Wow. I don't know.

Wow. I don't know what you guys are talking about. Guys, I'm interested. That's not a dance movie? I don't know. Chakarong. Chakarong? I don't know what you guys are talking about.

I'm talking about. Okay. So what is wanking it? What is wank? Yeah. In Spanish? Halanation? Halan nation.

Hello. Porovation. And the best of a vacation. and the bathroomation. That's crazy, guys. You're crazy guys. I'm talking about turvar, which is what just means to be confused, flustered.

And when you're a lot of it. And right now, because you guys are coming at me, me sent super masturbation. Same. Well, don't come at us, man. Please don't. Pause. What's happening?

Guys, I'm here just trying to teach and you guys are taking it way out of context. This is getting out of context. I'm sick of it. Chakotianto? Dude, no, dude, chaketiochato is crazy. How do you know about that? Are we not going to hit the dump button on that one?

Wait, wait, we should... I think we're in the clear. I think we're in the clear. I have no idea. I think we're in the clear. No. No, chaketa's not a word. That's crazy.

Chiqueta's a jacket. That's what I'll say. That's what I'll say. I was talking about my windbreaker. Yeah. I'm super muscle. Sometimes you get little jackets, sometimes you go on big jackets. You know what I'm saying?

Check around. Check around. Zulu will come here? Now what's going on? Ew! Cheesmation with Angie. Angie, okay. Exactly that.

Spider-Man. Spider-Man. Spideyman. Spideyman? Oh, that's Spider-Man. Oh. Dude, what would you do? What were you thinking?

Roddy. No, we were doing. Yeah. Oh. Spider-Man. That's how Spider-Man does it. Angie, you're doing a great job. Yeah.

Okay, question for you guys. You guys would never go to your ex's wedding, right? No. Right? That's like a no. And you guys would definitely ever marry them if you could. Marry my ex? Yeah.

Well, no. That's where they're an ex. Exactly. Marry them? That's why they're an ex. Like in the sense of being the officiator? Yes, that. Oh, you marry them?

Yeah. You'd marry them? never do that either if you could right? Nah. I mean, if they're paying a backster. Really? What? You're lying.

No. Tell me why 2002 Spider-Men actually did that for his ex-wife, you guys. Toby McGuire. Yes, Toby McGuire actually officiated the wedding for his ex-wife. What? Yeah, this past weekend, let the, it's so freaking weird. Angie, the photo, Browbag Mornings 106 on Instagram, they're making out her, the ex-end. her new husband and Toby's just there like smiling like yeah that's white people is right there

one-on-one okay but that's not the crazy part okay what it is because apparently Toby and his ex-wife just finalized her divorce last month wait wait there's more there's more because Todi's ex-wife had a baby with the new man this past summer or this summer so the baby's like a couple of months old oh my god Yeah, this white people. And then... This is. Tell me, Angie, talk me. And then there are two kids that are 17 and 19.

Toby and his ex-wife, they were actually... They're at the wedding, too. Oh, my God. It's like a whole family function there. I guess this is what the dream would be, that you would want to get along so much with your ex that you have kids with that they would be able to officiate your wedding. No.

No? It's weird. It's definitely white people's stuff. Yeah. That's white people living for sure. It's Spider-Man's stuff. And what happened? Tom Holland wasn't.

available or what? Wow. No, I don't think so. He's another spider rat. He's worth half a billion already, but he has no time. Shoot the Jay. Shoot it. Playball!

All right, you guys, the Dodgers lost to the Brewers two to one yesterday. That's great. Craig. That's exactly how you read. We lost. Yes. They didn't beat us. No, they didn't.

We lost it. Yes. But not only are they battling demons on the field, they're also battling them off the field because the hotel they're staying. they're staying at in Milwaukee is haunted. That's why they lost, bro. Yes. This is what they're not telling you.

Yes. The hotel is called the Fister Hotel, and it's said to be one of the the Fister Hotel. Your favorite. And it's said to be one of the most haunted hotels in America. It was open in 1893 by Guido Fister and his

son Charles and at least nine presidents, icons like Elvis, Paul McCartney, Mariah Carey, have all stayed there. They love the Fister, huh? They did. Yeah, all of them. But it has a bad reputation, you guys, for haunting its guest. Listen to this. In 2018, St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Carlos Martinez claimed he woke up and was touched by the Frister Ghost and went on to pitch four innings and allowed seven runs,

blaming his poor performance on the Fister Ghost. That's crazy. Imagine you get a waking up, Fisted. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's, it's terrifying. By the Fister Ghost. Yeah, Dodgers player, Mookie Betts, has even gone on Jimmy Kimmel Live and talked about how he won't stay in the hotel and he gets an Airbnb instead. So as you can see, it's like it throws off the natural thing of like all the people staying, all the teammates staying in the hotel. Some people go this way. They're jacked up in the head right now.

Yeah. They're jacked up in the head right now playing the brewers because they're staying at this hotel or trying to avoid it. That's on their mind. Yeah. The ghost on the mind they're not even thinking. Exactly. And the ghost is suspected to be Charles Fister and he turns on electronics,

haunts visiting players and all sorts of crazy stuff like that. Yeah. Because he's probably a fan of the brewers. Exactly. Yeah. He's not trying to have you win. Yes, but one Dodger is not afraid. His name is Max Muncie.

He said, I welcome them. If there's a ghost, let's have a good time with it. Come on in. And I think he's hoping to be haunted by the Fister Sisters. I think that's what he's hoping to be haunted by. So who was that from, Vister. Where was that from? That's a scary, the Fister Sisters.

But where's that video? Where'd you get that audio? The audio. It's just it's a scary haunting. No, it's not. Where did you get it? YouTube. Like, what did you search out?

I searched the Fister Sisters. No, you didn't. That's what came up? Let me look at it. On what website. On what website. Don't forget the P. Oh.

Wait, spell it. P-U-Y-O-U-P-F-I-S-T-E-R. Sisters? Yes. And that pops up. Yeah. No, there's the videos of old ladies. No.

Yeah, that's, that's, these are the fister sisters. They're ghosts. They haunt the hotel with their brother Charles. I don't believe, I don't believe you. But, yes, Dodgers, I totally get it. You're losing because of the ghosts. Yeah, their bat seems spooked yesterday, and they only scored once, but they have a chance at redemption today.

They play at 2 p.m., game two, and Yamamoto is on the mound. So everybody leave right now. You get sick at work, or say you had sex and now you have diarrhea. Shigella, what is it? We don't know that yet because that hasn't came up. You'll see what happens. Where are we right now? On the Matrix.

By the way, it's indigenous people's Day. It's Indigenous People's Day. Earlier you got it wrong. You just said it's Indigenous Day. It's Indigenous People's Day. It's every day. Like Valentine's Day. That's every day.

All right. Well, that was sports. Oh, my God. That was sports. I'm so. I'm so. Friends, Vic, for Brownback Mornings on Parvado to sleep. So must do, Rala.

You play the audio, that's why I'm so much too about it. No, it's, yeah, wow. That make money move. Okay. We all know and remember Kmart, right? Yeah. They close a lot of stores. They have a few still open, though.

Yeah, there's one in Florida, there's one in Guam, there's one in the Virgin Islands, even in Australia, okay? And if they happen to be tapped out of the U.S. market, it might be because of the way they were treating the U.S. consumer. What? You know, Martha, Stewart, right? She's the home girl.

She's also fine in her big age. She's starting to spill some tea or has been for a while about Kmart. So she has an interview with N Magazine, and in it she looked back to when she was creating her collection for Kmart, Martha Stewart Living. Everyone wanted that. I don't know if you guys knew about that. Well, she said that she noticed that all the towels that they were requesting in Kmart

were dark colors, maroon, navy blue, dark green. So she asked them, why aren't you selling lighter colors? And according to Martha, she was told it was because poor people don't wash their towels as often. So the dark colors were supposed to hide the dirt. Wow. Crazy. That's so rude. Martha says, quote, like, let's change that right now because I don't believe that.

So she introduced white towels, pastels, all the beautiful lighter colors. And of course, that went amazing. According to Martha, white ended up becoming the number one selling towel color. I love that we keep track of that. She said to Kmart, she said Kmart was totally wrong and totally misreading their customers. Crazy. That's wild. Yeah.

Angie, you did make a, you did tell us that. What do you? Oh, it's, you know, it's because, like, I'm thinking of my sister. She's like, it's like, it's like, you know, like, she likes to buy darker colors and, like, sofas or anything, whatever, like sheets because she's like, if I spill anything, you can't see it? She's poor. She's poor. She's cochinita.

But she admitted. She's a poor cochinia. But did Kmart admit to just having, like, poor customers? I mean, I think. I know, right? It's like, damn, you have. Well, their audience. I just think, too, it's just weird consumer ideas that you have.

And it's, like, not looking at people that they might have. Maybe I do like dark colors during a certain time of the year. Maybe I like lighter colors. It was just like, hey, they're dirty. They were just more. What is it called? When you make a stereotype? They were stereotyping.

Yeah. They're doing prejudice stuff. That's crazy because towels are towels. I mean, you get them out. Wherever, any retailer, you're just, you're not overthinking it. I mean, I'm not going to go to Bloomingdale's for my towels. You know what I'm saying? Right now, though, I do have to ask what color are your towels at home?

Everybody. Black. You guys own towels? Stop. In five cars. Shut up. No, I air dry these balls. Oh, man.

We should know less about each other. I think that's true. I should get the blow dryer. It's quick. I'm a sucker. Hey, fuck. Hella studious. What's 9 plus 10?

Look at this studious food. All right, guys, Peritos that is going down for a little bit of studios for. You guys haven't zuxi time out there. Well, be careful because you could be getting hella diarrhea from a sexually transmitted diarrhea bacteria. It's called Shigiela. Can you guys say with me? Shigiela.

It's a bacteria that can cause diarrhea, fever, and stomach. It can spread during sex with time when tiny traces of fecal matter, also known as poop bacteria, reach someone's mouth. Ew. You're so gross. Hey, don't eat the groceries, you know what I'm saying? Just take a mile. Anyone can catch it. It can also spread through contaminated food or water.

So sometimes, you know, you go to the bathroom, you don't wash your hands and you start cooking. Like E. coli. You can have a little bit of fecal. Yeah, fecal matter, dingo berries, if you will. Getting into someone doesn't automatically mean you're cheating. That just means you're being unsanitary. You're being a dirty sushi or cochino. Some strains are getting harder to treat.

The CDC tested samples, resists it to five common antibiotics that didn't work on people. So you've got to be careful because they may not, they may not be able to cure your diarrhea, dog. Damn. Protect yourself. Check it out. Wash your hands with soap and water. Clean your toys. And use

and use barriers, which, you know, barriers? Yeah, yeah, you know, like contraceptives, you know, like condoms and stuff like that.

Yeah. And just, you know, skip sex until at least two weeks after diarrhea ends. Bloody diarrhea or diarrhea lasting over three days. If that happens,

call your health care provider. If you don't have health care. Cori, Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. What? Reading. If you don't have Medicaid was, uh, Dr. Newsome, you know. What?

Just be careful, man. You're so weird. Just wash your hands and your mouth, Cochino's. So there's STDs out there, right? Yeah, there's gonorrhea, there's gonorrhea, there's compt, all kinds of stuff. Right, Angie, right guys? I don't know. Don't write Angie.

One action. We gave concrete one direction. We gave you one direction. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right.

There's, you know, herpes, right, Greg? I think so. Yeah, man. So now there's a new STD that's actually been around for a long time, but one of the symptoms is diarrhea. Man, I got diarrhea all the time. I don't think it's because of that. You just got to be careful. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Mm-hmm. Yeah, man. And then the other. CDs have other symptoms, but this is one that gives you... Yeah, the crowds make you scratch, right? What is it herpes? Greg, what does that have to happen?

What do you get when that happens? Greg, what do you go through when you have a crazy player? Greg, what do you go through when you have a crazy player? Give us a breakdown, play by play. They make a pill for that now. Yo, man, just be careful. You don't want diarrhea or herpes. How does the diarrhea say?

Right, guys, right? Angie? Don't write out of me. I don't have it. And she doesn't. Put that on her. Don't put it on me.