Brown Bag Mornings - 10/13/26 Halloween is BANNED in My House? 👻🎃 | Brown Bag Mornings

Episode Date: October 13, 2026

The squad tackles a chaotic Homie Helpline when a listener reveals her man banned Halloween for her 5-year-old stepson over "dark energy" and trauma, prompting callers to share wild childhood bans, Tijuana burials, and ghost-painted toe-pic side hustles 🎃🦶👻! Between the step-family drama, the crew debates In-N-Out's $50 Facebook Marketplace delivery scam, Diddy’s mysterious prison head injury, and whether the Dodgers should bench $700 million superstar Shohei Ohtani mid-playoffs 🍔⛓️⚾.[Edited by @iamdyre ⚾]Chapters(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local(2:50) Chisme(5:10) Rap Sheet(7:01) Petty Police(11:11) Scrolling(12:48) The Weather W/ Concrete!(14:08) Homie Helpline(44:10) Tepic's Teachings(47:16) Chisme(49:32) Play Ball(53:11) Studious Foo Experience the Culture: Catch Brown Bag Mornings and the rest of the network 24/7 on the Amplified Voices TV app: amplifiedvoices.com/podcast-brown-bag/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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And I have now been seduced into the black market, everybody. What? Yeah, the black market has made one of my dreams come true. Did you know that that's what they do? Even the black market? Is that what it is? Yeah. In and Out.

In And Out always pisses me off. Not because it's not delicious. It's incredibly delicious, right? It's pissed me up because there's no way that I can postmates or door dash shit. It's not any of the delivery apps. None of them at all. And I'm always like, if someone could just freaking go get it for me. Now Facebook Marketplace has become the black market of food delivery for In and Out.

With some users saying that you could pay 50 bucks on top of what the in-and-out prices are for them to go get you your food. Oh, wow. Yeah. Problem is, there's people that have ordered this. Uh-huh. And they've never received nint and out, and they don't have their money. And they pay a $50 surcharge. I can see that happening.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, the news reported yesterday that there is a black market for in-and-out delivery over on Facebook Marketplace, but you got to be careful of which listings you... get to or request a service from because some just don't work. Plus, there's nothing like eating a straight burger that just came off the grill from in and out, like right in the box. Yeah. After waiting 30 minutes for it.

You can't. What? That's part of the experience. Where? I didn't know. Yes. No, they're single the fastest hands in the West. They are fast.

It's just the supply and the demand. It's a pretty long wait. It's not a wait for them to make it. It's the weight for even to order it. Yeah, that's the thing. It's the weight in the line and the car line or inside. line and it's just like okay no sucking on pepperchini's waiting for my brother no I would appreciate it because sometimes like my husband won't go

pick it up and he brings it to the house yeah and it still tastes good I just eat chicken nuggets in line and wait like chicken nuggets from where did you get those from yeah stop somewhere else I could eat at the drop through you're crazy man he's not lying he's done that he's done that so we're going to pick up some nuggets real quick While we wait in line. Yeah, man. You got to make it happen. Reportedly, allegedly, I saw this on the internet.

This is probably not true. It's super rumor. I don't want to start anything, but I will continue it. You're starting to. That they have a chicken sandwich and a secret menu. Oh. In the now? I never heard that.

I never heard that. Well, try it. See what happens. And then out employees were on to you. A Facebook marketplace, do what you do? Black market stuff. Let's get it. Do it come here?

Now what's going on? Cheese Mation. with Angie. Okay, you guys, Chris Jenner, she's not a regular mom. She's the cool mom. But this is weird and gross, okay?

Because reportedly, allegedly, according to In Touch, Chris Jenner wants Chloe Kardashian, her daughter, to date her brother-in-law, Scott, which is the ex-brother-in-law. Yeah, ex-brother-in-law,

which is the baby daddy for Courtney, her sister. Mm-hmm. They're saying, you know what? Like, Chris is just tired of seeing Chloe lonely, and then she knows that also Scott's lonely and so like they should just get together it'd be unconventional

Scott's not lonely yeah he's not according to this according to a source that's told in touch yes Chloe just does it to herself though what do you mean like she has the choice to date a lot of people yeah yeah she just does it to herself of being sad

she's wrong story Chris is out of control dog that's the story Chris is out of control because it's just a rumor from a tablet in touch is essentially a tablet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's just a rumor.

But if she is, that's crazy. I know, but in the past, she said comments like this, too. Don't make this weird. Well, first of all, Scott has a crush on you, but it's like a brother-sister crush where he looks at you and admires. First of all, that's not a thing. Oh. Yeah, it's not a thing.

Yeah, but she said that, but it's like, now these rumors are flying and, like, you've said this in the past. It's kind of weird. They did get along really well. But then that makes it weird for people that get along with their, like, brother or sister-in-law. That don't mean automatically. Yeah, it's a crush. Yeah.

Like, I actually approve of you for my brother or sister. They didn't work out. Courtney and Scott didn't work out. There's kids involved. Don't be gross. Yeah, I just think she thinks with her producer brain before her mom brain. True. Right?

Because she's like, oh, that would be a great storyline for the show. Oh, my God. We can make millions. Bomager for sure. You know what I'm saying? Instead of just being like, no, that's weird. She's like, no, this is season 19. Yes.

Or something. Also, I wouldn't put that on her. I don't know. I have some faith that she's not trying to do that. Yeah, again, this is reportedly allegedly. She just said it. No, she said that he admires you like a brother and a sister admire you. Versus you guys should be together.

Yeah, yeah, it's very different. Yeah, it's a little different. No, thank you. If it's hip hop, you know let these on there go. Let these set go. In the never-ending saga of Diddy and Fort Dix, man, this is another crazy revelation. According to TMZ, Diddy was rushed out of federal prison in New Jersey on Saturday morning,

reportedly allegedly suffering a head injury. All right. Up to right now, nobody has confirmed how he hurt his head, but he was taken in for medical treatment. The good news is, Diddy, that this injury is not like, life-threatening, but it does add another chapter to just Diddy, Fort Dix, and all of the baby oil. Don't know what's really happening with this guy, but. I thought he was getting massages and stuff like that. Yeah, he probably got too slippery and hit the wall.

This is just like another scene in the biopic that we're going to get when he comes out. It's so eventful there. He's going to produce. Oh, yeah, for sure. Every day it's like a gang fight, then he's getting a massage. He doesn't know what to expect when he works up. He got a phone one day. Yeah.

He's getting snitched on. He's getting time reduced the next day. I don't know what's going on. Can he just sit down somewhere or just sit on a big chest or something? He can't stop and he won't stop. This is the remix. Okay, Diddy even has been in solitary confinement already off of allegations that he had access to alcohol, cell phone, special meals, and those massages. So I'm wondering if this head injury was self-inflicted.

Because if you're in solitary confinement, who can do a butt you, Doc? Oh, he just headbutted the wall? And I wouldn't put it past this guy. Yeah. That's crazy, dog. Just because we want to see the outside world for a little bit? Yeah, he's tired of being. He's all doing dance sequences, but it's dark in there.

You just can't see that day? He never danced. Being just chimed. Yeah. He's shimbing himself until the wall, though. That's freaking wild. That's the sound of the police. The petty police.

You're petty. You're just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest. Pretty. Petitist. Kind of have a question for your brother?

What's up? How much you pay for babysitting for your children? Oh. Priceless. Priceless. Everything, everything, everything. I pay a lot. Because my girl, she just, you know, I'm saying, she takes whatever she wants.

Okay, one, your girl's not babysitting. I'm talking about when you and your girl go out and you get a babysitter. Oh, a day? Easy, easy, easy for like a four or five hours, you know, amonos? Easy, two-fifty. Two-fifty? What? Divided by how many kids?

Four. Four. Two-fifty divided by four. And how many hours you said, four hours? Let's just say four, five, you know, from six to ten, a little, a little, you know, six to twelve, a little, a little concert night out. You know what I'm saying? I like that. I like that.

Let me do some calculation. A thousand dollars. No, no. She's saying $2.50. So we have to divide $250 by 5 by four kids equals $62. And then divide that by how many hours? Six. By six hours?

So you're paying $10 an hour? You know. That's not bad. I don't know. I think, no. In total. He's not paying per kid? Yeah.

You're paying $2. You're paying $2. You also get the family discount because it's. It's my mom. My mother-in-law, my sister-Miki. Part of it is like she wants to be there. Yeah, it makes sense now. I know.

I give my mom $100 to watch them, but sometimes it's all day. Sometimes it's for two hours. But that's for two kids. I got four. Yeah, you got four. And then two dogs. I got to watch the dogs, too. Yeah, and a turtle.

Oh, my gosh. All right. Well, TV host, Andy Cohen, he is under fire for how much he pays his babysitter. So he has two kids. They're ages 7 and 4, and he's being called cheap because he pays his babysitter 30 bucks an hour to watch him, saying like, hey, I pay her $70 for two hours and I paid her $70 for two hours and 15 minutes, and he got hella backlash because he's a millionaire. $70 for two hours when you're a millionaire and these are your priceless children? Why would you do that? Now, he's responding and saying, bro, you guys are taking it all the way out of hand.

And by the way, I stand tent toes down on how much I pay. pay the babysitter. The headlines are so terrible. They're like millionaire cheap skate, Andy Cohen underpays his, by the way, this was like a 21-year-old girl that I was trying out, a friend of my, I mean, just anyway, I'm not cheap and I stand by my what I paid her. Now. Granted. Now. Wait. Yeah. Go. I just don't think just because you're, a millionaire that you should pay more for things just because you got the money for it. I agree. But I think that your kids are

a certain priority on your things of luxury items that you have. Because he'll pay the extra money for another kind of water. He'll pay the extra money for another kind of gas. He probably gets unleaded. Yeah. But he'll do the 91, but I don't know.

Not even a full hundred bucks. But that depends on the car you have, right? Yeah, what kind of experiences of a 21-year-old have? She was just a kid herself. Exactly. She knows how to make ramen noodle. Yeah, like if I go to the store, I should be able to buy, you know, my coffee for the same place. You bought your coffee. They don't make no difference, you know.

Poor 21-year-old just there with a seven and a four-year-old there, that's trouble. For $70. Yeah. $30 an hour, though? It's not bad. $30 an hour, but you're only doing two hours. Oh, my God. So $30 an hour divided by two kids.

Yeah, for sure. And in this economy, $30 an hour divided by two kids, that's $15. bucks an hour. Well, you know, usually babysitters have a minimum. They'll be like, oh, it's four-hour minimum. She was down. She was a friend of the homies. So he found the play. But I think he shouldn't have expressed that play because people are going to pocket watch. Yeah, oh, for sure. Yeah, people are fucking watch. 15 bucks an hour for your kids, for your four, you seven-year-old. That's how they get kidnapped.

Yeah, whoa. I'm game. Oh. I'm game. Okay. Well, let's get to scrolling. Scrolling! There's a new TikTok sound that is taking over the internet, and you were about to hear your kids saying it all the time now. A lot of sports pages are using it, just like the Knicks, the Orlando Magic, their basketball teams, use their further social media.

The audio, it sounds like an ASMR type of audio, like the mouth movements and everything, and you just have to listen to this. Listen to it. The audio is saying, go play, go play, go play, go play, go play, go play, go play, go play, go play, go play. Go play, go play, go play, go play, go play. Okay, go play, go play, go play, go play. And it sounds like a, like a ball getting hit. A little bit. Like a pickleball.

Do we know the origin of that? No, it's just... It has to have origin. I feel like it sounds like somebody's on the phone and they're making noise in the background. Like you're trying to take a call and you're like, Go play, go play, go play, come on. Get them the hell out of there.

That's what the memes are. Yeah. One of the, like, somebody posted it of dropping off their dad at Ojo's locals. And they're just putting the ham of it. Like, go play, go play, go play, go play. I like, you made a video to it too, right, Glinty. My kids didn't know what the heck that was. My kid's like, why?

What do you mean? Go, go play. Okay, with my Legos? Yeah, it's a, it's a cool meme. I thought we'd get the origin of it. I think it might have been somebody on TikTok, had to have been. It's just like the...

Go play, go play, go play, go play. Yeah, you're about to see that thing everywhere right now. Awful. I can't wait. Yeah, thanks. Thank you. Let's get into the weather. And now, the weather.

Hell da, dogs. With concrete storm. Petitos then it's going out for the weather. October 13. This is Tuesday. First, we holl at the mihas all the way in Marietta, working out eating right on that redder. 71 and 50 degrees at night.

Next, we smash to the city of San Marcos. It's Tuesday. Let me get a Mexican Coke and 10 tacos. 70 and 53 degrees at night. Now we hold hands and skip to Lomita. I can really go for some coquita in a bolzita. 73 degrees and 56 degrees at night. I'm talking about the drink.

Lastly, we engage in crazy activities in the city of Blythe where fools hold hammers and yell like, as they roll the dice 76 degrees and 55 degrees How did you write that? I know, spell that please. Yeah.

Wow. I didn't even say how I wrote it. Because I didn't know how to write it. I was like, how do you spell? I wouldn't know. Check it out. Mariana 71 and 50 degrees at night. San Marcos 70 and 53 degrees.

Lomita, 73 and 56 degrees at night. And the city of Blythe, you're going to be 76 and 55. Barito's Ishiboy, Concord, from Bob McMorner's a power 106. Let's go. Some like tennis. All right, check this out, homie.

You need a homie or need some help? We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line. Oh, this goes out to everybody not celebrating Hallows Eve this year, or ever. brown bag my name's yahida and i need some advice i have a 10 year old son and my boyfriend has a 5 year old son

we came into each other into this relationship with our own kid and have been together three years since the kids were seven and two okay my son and i love Halloween costumes trick-or-treating the whole thing he's my little rider die and it's one of our favorite holidays to celebrate together now boyfriend doesn't celebrate Halloween And he won't let his son celebrate either. He believes it carries dark energy. I've respected that, and he's always said he was fine with me celebrating with my son. But now, my stepson wants to come with us.

He wants a costume, he wants candy, and he keeps asking why his brother gets to go, and he doesn't. I love this kid like my own and would love to include him, but my boyfriend slash his dad said no. Unfortunately, his mother passed away in a car accident before we met, and I'm the mother figure in his life. So I get how much this gets to my stepson. I brought up to my man how this might be good for Junior. His response, well, this is why you shouldn't have been celebrating Halloween either. Now my son feels like he's missing out. Those words burned me bad, and it's all I've thought about since.

I don't blame my man. I know it's tough being a single parent and the trauma they went through, but now I feel to blame somehow and I'm wondering, does he expect me to stop celebrating with my son too? I don't know, Brown Bagg. Is celebrating or not celebrating Halloween

that big of a deal? I know if I stopped, I would lose these special memories with my own son. But if I don't, I'm making my stepson feel left out. This is so sad. These two kids just want to go outside and have a drink or three. They just want to kick a bar.

They're just like Angie and her sister outside the door on Halloween. Very sad. Very sad. And you've never gotten over that, right? No, to the day, it's like I wish, like I wish I can go back and hug little Angie and have her dress up. Oh, no, no, no. It's like, yes. It's beautiful.

Like, I can't dress up like a witch now, but it's like, no, like little seven-year-old wanted to be that little witch. and I'm never going to get that. I have a question, Ani. Yeah. Your nieces that live with you, do they celebrate them? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They go trick-or-treating and we take them and things like that. Do you ever think, like, Mom?

What the heck? Like, you didn't let us, but then the... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. By the time that she let us dress up, I was like in middle school and I'm like, I'm too big for this. Like, I don't want that. The magic part of it. Yeah, it goes away. It's out.

Oh, man. That's it. Okay, I have another question. When you have your kid, will you let them celebrate her life? Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure. See, I will take them. Are you going to live through them? Yes.

Oh, hell yeah. Oh, yeah. You're going to be a witch. I know. It's a different kind of trauma. Mom, I don't want to be a witch. I want to be a princess. You're not.

No, you're a witch. Yeah. Meanwhile, your mom thought it was dancing with the devil. Yes. Doing on Halloween doing three. Coces del Diablo. Yeah. You're celebrating the devil's birthday, Angelica.

That's not even his birthday, dog. I know. Do her. Do her. I don't think we know when his birthday is, but I don't think he would choose October. I don't know. You know, I don't know, man. It's not that big of a deal.

And I guess it's to me because I let my kids and my parents let me celebrate. I don't know. This guy just seems a little like a, you know, he's a Debbie Downer, dude. I'm not traumat. Traumato. He's a trauma. He's not his fault. You would have thought he met Michael Myers or something.

Like, he doesn't want to celebrate. Halloween. It's like, come on, man. His baby mama die. And he said, this makes me feel like dark energy and death and like, what is I got to do with? That's what I'm saying. He actually came face to face

with Jason Borges. Yeah, yeah. I can't do it, man. Like, come on, bro. That was completely unrelated. Yeah, like, what does I have to do with that? I'm not tramado. Tramado. What has nothing to do with it? He already felt dark energy around the date.

Then his, then his girl, or the mother of his kid passes away. So he just is not even trying to rock with anything that makes fun of death or like the ghosts and all that stuff. We're not, we're not okay with that. No, be sad on your birthday or Christmas like a normal human being like the rest of us. Loki, I don't even think he can be sad because now you got a new girl. What's you sad for? That's what I'm saying.

Do you miss her? Do you miss her? Yeah, that's the only holiday he has any room to stand on him, guys. And that's why he should celebrate. He's over there, I, my ex. Yeah. See, I told you guys move on faster.

No, that's not the way. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. How long has she been dead for? We don't know. They've been together three years. Three years at least. She wouldn't want it.

Her son to grow out there and Tricotri. And he should leave a little candy out for her. Oh, that's. Oh, God. Cookies and milk out for Santa. You live, you know, a Michelada and a candy for your mom, you know, something. I don't know. Oh, my God.

What? I'm just saying, like, dude, come on, dude. Come on, come on. Let's get serious. Is Halloween that big of a deal to celebrate or not celebrate? Yes. Yeah. What?

Yes, you celebrate it is a big deal? Yes, you celebrate it. Oh, yes, celebrate. Yes, you celebrate. Yeah, you're ruining your kid's life. He's going to grow up like Angie. She's great. Yeah, regretting.

Regretful. And just hating your mom. I don't hate my mom. Oh, my bad. Okay. I thought you. Her mom was right, okay? Yeah.

But it was. Yeah. And then you let your kid, what, be a part of Halloween at 15? Yeah, paque. Yeah, pa. I know. That's when I would just go at PJs and say I was the sleepy beauty. Yeah.

Oh. Fodonga beauty. Yeah. I love it. Smart girl. But that's the worst because they, like, you know, like, when you go and go up there as a 1340. Yeah,

you're a little too big, right? Yeah, then they start, like, shaming you. Yeah, they start shaking you. It's my first day. It's my first time here, guys. Yeah, it's weird to see the teens doing the trick or two.

I don't lie. She's like, is this how you do it? Walking up to the door? She was in her quinceenaera dress. Did you have a quincea? Kill seora. I'm a kilseniera. Kill seigneur.

Yeah. That's a good fluid. Universal Studios is doing it. That's a good friend. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The nina, Mujer, but over there. Oh, no. I know your inner child is like,

oh, yeah, yeah, I'll never get over it. No, don't say that. No, but it's true. I'm not going to lie. I'm not. You are. And it's going to be when you have. And now we figured out why Angie don't dress up

when we do it as a team. Because since she's little, she's been like, I'm not going to dress up. Look at you now, like playing Sochi. They're in the teachings. But it doesn't hit the same. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't.

818. 52059. Were you a kid that didn't celebrate? How was it like for you? Is there trauma behind that let us know. Yajada wants to take her son and her stepson that's her son already. She's taking him in. She loves this little kid who's five years old and keeps asking to join them on Halloween.

Even though Yajira's man, her stepson's dad, is like, no, I don't want this. I don't celebrate it. Respect my boundaries. And also, you shouldn't have been celebrating in the first place. because you know what this means to me. I andes called the Diablo. I andes called a diablo every once a year. Okay, I don't need that.

Yeah, no, but Angie's not holding, she's not going to hold her kid back from having her. No, I'm going to live my little dream through her. See, through her? Ah, what about to take him? He can't be, oh, I guess, oh, yeah. But I want to see my little me. Yeah, now you're ruining it.

You're ruining the delusioned you little butt. I want to be a little me. I know. He's going to be a little Marcus Jr. No, you're going to be a witch. You got to be a witch. Angelica! There's no male witches.

What about this? You're sorry, they're called warlocks. Warlocks. Oh, Warlock is a warlock. Oh, Warlock is a marriage. No, we didn't just learn this. Great movie, by the way. Wait, what?

It's a movie? Warlock, yeah. The warlock is a male witch. Yeah, that's a great movie. I thought a wizard, but. What about? Well, maybe the kid wants to drive. A wizard.

I don't know. You're a woman. You're a wizard heavy. All right, let's go to the phone lines. We want to know your take on the situation. Is celebrating Halloween that big of a deal? Should either of them bow down to the other when it comes to sacrificing their happiness on Halloween? I looked up the witch thing.

It says witches are gender neutral, so they're not a warlock. That's what a warlock is. They're gentle. They've taken over everything. No, a warlock is not simply the male people. Potian. Potient. Potions, potion.

It can even be... I am going to turn you into a frog. You sound like a witch. It does. You're really good at that. You're really good at that, by the line. You're very sassy. That is a zappity, zappity.

Did you think that that wasn't it before? All gender neutral. That's not gender neutral. He just got in trouble by our producer. Shut up. Shut up on your face. Go to the phone line. Okay.

Open it up. Go to the phone lines now. What? You're a leopardcon? That's a war. It's a warlock. No, it's a lepercon. It's a lepercon.

Go to the phone line. Not here, Holland. All right. Let's go to Eric in Southgate. What's up, Eric? Hey, good morning. Hey, good morning, Brabag. Our home girl, yeah, yeah, yeah.

She needs some help with her situation. What would you tell her, bro? I grew up celebrating it. First of all, good morning, and I dropped out of the kids. They were excited to talk to y'all. Okay. We'll talk, man.

Come on, brother. The show ends at 9.30, brother. Come on. We love you, brother. Come on. So I grew up celebrating it. I think it's important for a child to experience at least a couple of times and let them decide if they like it or not, if they like it, you know.

I mean, eventually they get scared and they see all these skulls and all this, you know, like people getting scared and then they're, oh, it's not for me. And then, you know, from that point of view, then also you have the religious point of view. Everybody's different on that. So, too, you can't give up. You can't make the other person give up right away. What they, you know, they have with a little tradition going on for themselves, because that's a tradition.

She has, with her, with, with, without it, but you have to come, you know, you know, communicate it. Compromise. Because, you know, they're not going to, they're not going to survive as a, as a relationship. No, he's right. He's right. He's right. He's right. Yeah, and let the kid decide for himself.

Give the kid free will. Why don't we in 2020? things. Yes? Yeah. Don't let the kids do everything else. Yeah. Yeah. Let's, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Hey, if you're letting your kid watch YouTube, he can go play Halloween. Yeah. He'll go trick or treat. Trick or three. Just teach him, don't get in the van.

Whatever you do, don't get in the van. There's free candy in there. Never get in the van. Maria and Lake Elsinor. Maria. What's up, Maria? Hi, good morning. Hi, Maria. KPWR FM, HD1, Los Angeles, Power 106. LA's number one for hip-hop. Maria, we're talking about our homegirl,

Yahaira. Yahira is in a household where it's a blended family. She has her kid that's now 10 and her man has his kid that's now 5. They're growing up as best bros. Like they couldn't even tell the difference. This is a family unit. The only thing is during Halloween,

her and her son celebrated, because this is their thing. They've been doing this, but her man and his son don't. Man thinks there's some dark energy, plus his ex passed away. So it's just like he doesn't like those feelings that it

brings up and doesn't want that for his kid. Meanwhile, this five-year-old is like, what? People just go to different houses and get free candy? What? Look, you know. All of that, he wants to be a part of it. Dad says no. She's wondering, should I sacrifice even celebrating it anymore?

Or should I push to have this little one join us? Should I let him sneak out of the bag and be like, April? He's going to throw this cover all right? You're a ghost. Yeah? Yeah. You're a phantasm. You're a phantasm.

All right. Maria, talk to us. What would you tell her? Oh my God, first of all, I just want to say, thank you for taking my call. I do think it's a little suspicious that when you guys give away Disneyland tickets, I can't get through. But I love you guys. I feel like we're friends.

I love your show so much. Okay. Much love. Well, I mean, you already, you already, you're regainedaste? First of all. So, back to the topic. So I grew up, my dad was Jehovah Witness. So we were not allowed to do Christmas.

We were not allowed to do Halloween. at all. And I mean, it sucks because you see all the other kids doing it, especially at school, you know. But like I told the person that took my call, one Halloween, my mom snuck my brother and me out, and we went trick-or-treating. And even though, like, the costume that she got us, I think it was like one of those Disney pajamas. I think it was Jasmine. It didn't even fit me right. But it's a core memory. It was the first time we went trick-or-treating, and I remember it. And it just, it really sucks when you see other kids doing it and you're not participating. So my point of view would be she needs to, I would say sacrifice the relationship, but like the other caller said, she could compromise. I mean, they do, do like trunk or treats where they don't do it on Halloween.

And maybe they could do that. That's a very good one, yes. Like the trunker treats and stuff like that? They do my church sometimes. Yeah, sir and church. Yeah, exactly. That's a really good, I'll take on that. And it's kid friendly.

but they do that it's on Halloween yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah treat are are super cool and then some of them you know like they don't even scare you like the devil doesn't go in the yeah I did one one time with Lovic when I took him to like a Lutheran school out of Orange County and it was like it was cool yeah it was like he got candy everybody was happy kids weren't in scary costumes it was very like chill they do them during the day sometimes too yeah it was during the day mm-hmm lame

You guys are making it sound way boring Like come on somebody Oh god Can I get a drink of a prayer Can I get a prayer a treat? He was He was totally doing that You know Vic with all that soul

At the Lutheran church Yeah Can I get on heaven? Shout to all our homies out there in the Lutheran church. Okay, let's go to, let's go to Zoe in commerce. I'm wondering if there's anyone that didn't celebrate and they're happy they didn't celebrate. You know, because so far I'm getting, I'm getting, and like I didn't celebrate and now my inner child is forever broken. You know, I was a Jehovah's Witness and I had to sneak out.

Okay. All of that. Zoe in commerce. Hi, Zoe. Good morning, guys. Guys, it's been a minute. I know, Zoe. Zoe, are you, are you the Zoe with the toes?

Yes, it's me. Zoe with the beautiful toes. Rockerzo. Hi, everyone. Rockerzo. Yeah, she sent her toes for Greg on the DM. Oh, that girl. Yeah, I remember that.

It's true, yeah. And you have, like, reddish hair, you know? Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Someone just sent me like 50 bucks for, like, book picks the other day for my birthday. What? Wow. Wow. Have they ever requested you to like spread your toes out like all? No, not like that. Not put spread in them.

Oh, no. Oh, oh, oh my dad. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Oh, oh, oh, animal style. A little ranch. That's what they're saying, yeah. Oh, wait.

Some grilled onions. No, no. You guys are funny. Oh, my God. That's, wow, that's actually good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, me diopena. What's all your toe photos? Yeah.

Your photos, okay? Girl, what happened to you? Did you not celebrate Halloween when you were little? Yeah, so same, same like the previous caller. I grew up Jehovah's Witness. Shout out to all the kids that were traumatized. It was horrible. But, yeah, growing up, we didn't celebrate Halloween.

And so my mom would kill the lights in the house so the kids wouldn't come trick or trick to our house. and I would just be on my bed, peeking out on my persiana, like the blinds, and watching all the little kids pass by in their costumes. And, yeah, it definitely, like, left the scar. It was really hard on me. And, yeah, it made me sad as a kid. I felt like I was missing out, and I didn't get to do the activities with the school kids.

It sucked. Yeah. But anyways. So now do you pay your toes like little pumpkins when you send them to the men for girls for money? You know, I have gotten a little good. I do get dose on them for Halloween. Yeah, now I go out. Let your kids trick-or-treat.

I was going to grow up. They're going to wild out. I know. Foot fetish is over there. Zoe, where can people find you in your toes? Huh? Don't on me. Where can people find you on your toes?

Oh, on my, on my Instagram, it's rock underscore, the R-Z-O-E. Z-O-E. Oh, like rocker, Zoe. Yeah, it's like rock underscore E-R-Z-E-E. I would have gone with Toie Zoe, but that's... I love that, Nick. It's right there.

It's right there for you. You gotta do that. I love that. Towee Zoe. We should do a page run. Just AI a bunch of Toys, man. Do the spread out photo. All right, thanks, sorry.

We should do like stressed out toes just... Hello Halloween toes. Stressed out? Toes with employees. At home. What? What? All right.

All right. We're talking about the home grow. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Haida, isn't a predicament because her stepson, that's like her own son, wants to go trick-or-treating with her and her little baby, her son. The only thing is her man is like, no, we don't celebrate Halloween is with the devil. And my ex passed away, and it makes me feel very sad and dark. And we're all, we just can't.

Respect me. And matter of fact, you shouldn't have been celebrating to begin with because you just respected my ex too. Yeah. Okay. He passed away. She's kind of wondering like, damn, this is something really special that me and my son do. And I don't feel like it's that big of a deal for people to celebrate Halloween. What do we do about it?

Luis and Bellflower. What's up, Luis? Good morning, Brown Bag. How are you guys doing today? Hi, Luis. Talk to us about your experience with Halloween. My experience with Halloween started at an early age. My mom passed away when I was seven.

And ironically enough, her funeral happened to be on Halloween. No. Oh, my God. No, Luis. How? You guys couldn't wait a day, bro. Who did that? Right?

No, then that would have been in the Gellanos. Oh, my gosh, Luis. You guys couldn't wait two days? It's like, the other words was like a couple days. What's the difference? Yeah, so, but you know what? I'm old enough now. I'm 37, and I look back on that.

I'm like, damn, how did I survive that? But then again, it's the 90s. You know, when you're seven years old in the 90s, you go through some stuff and you just shake it off. But with that being said, it didn't change my personality or my outlook on Halloween. But with that being said, I feel like her man or her husband needs to, like, allow his son to try this for the first time. And if his excuse his ex, she should not, that should not be enough for her to be like, no, dude, let him go out. I'll watch them.

You don't have to be a part of it, but let these kids get bonds because that's only going to make the family stronger. I like that. Because the poor kid is being left out, you know. And he doesn't understand why at that age. And he's going to grow up to be older and realize, damn, dad, you really deprived me of this just because of someone you used to be with. I get it. Well, your mom, not just someone you used to be. Yeah.

What I'm saying is that even though. Yeah. Yeah. I was never deprived from it growing up. And I did not just fine? Did you guys celebrate on Halloween? Was it extra special? Did you guys have some kind of like maybe dinner or going to visit your?

your mom on Halloween? No, after the first, the first year that she passed, because she was buried in Tijuana, you know, that's, I saw that, that's, you know, from out there, funeral's here, and then the burial was in Mexico. But the first couple of years, we would go out there and just, you know, hang out, and I missed a few Halloween, you know, growing up because of that. But, I mean, to me, it really didn't matter. I understood.

Yeah. And then I became an adult. And then I just started celebrating on my own. That's a lot to go through And we appreciate you, bro We send to our love Thank you so much for coming in. So, but I hope

That the family can Come to a compromise Because my father of her And her son They've already been doing this But at the same time I understand what he's going through And if he could turn that page

Yeah In his life Just slightly It's just a page It's not a chapter Just a page and say Hey you know what son Let's celebrate

To the beginning There we go. Beautiful, man. That's a tough part. Thank you so much. Power 106. Number one for hip hop and Duardi. Shout us to all the Beatles and Duardi.

I've never been to Duarte. I would like to go. Nice. Yeah. What's over there? Shop and centers? Nice. Have you been?

Yeah, of course. Duarte, yeah. What do you like over there? Streets. I missed my exit. Streets are paved. That's why I got off on Duarte. What?

I missed my accent. I was trying to get on the six and five. Okay. Oh, man. Let's go. I want, yeah. To doarte? Yeah, let's go.

I mean, one thing is, yeah. You want to go today? Oh. What? You said, where is it? Where is it? Where is it? It's by Monrovia.

Oh, that's not that far. Monrovers. Arcadia's next to the Temple City. Oh, yeah. Oh, there's a lot of, like, hiking trails over there. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, so.

The scavenger hunts? What are they known for? I don't know. The son? Duarty. We like to party. We like to party. Let's go.

All right. We're talking about Halloween. Okay. Halloween. Our producers is writing a note to us. She's mad at all of us. All right. Yeah.

Well, this is a sad situation. How do I follow up with a guy who's said, Mom passed away when he was seven, Ramona? And then she got buried on Halloween. And then she got buried on Halloween. And then she got buried. Oh, my word. What are how to fall of that up?

Oh, okay, never mind. Okay. No, no, no question. We need to find someone that didn't celebrate growing up and, yeah, that's it. Dreia. Dreia and Santa Ana. Oh, my God, good morning. Good morning, good morning.

Dreya, you didn't celebrate growing up and you also don't celebrate as an adult. Oh, growing up, my mom is from Europe and she came after she was already married and had my older brothers. So it's a little bit different in Europe. they don't celebrate Halloween. But also it was religion as well. So for two reasons, we didn't celebrate it. We always did like maybe harvest and you dress up as Bible characters or like old-fashioned people, whatever.

Sometimes we would do harvest. But even as an adult, I have two older brothers. I have four nieces and nephews. We don't celebrate Halloween, you know, maybe do harvest, things like that. I have like a cowboy or whatever. What would you dress up as? What character would you dress up as? It's a pilgrim.

Or like Bible. Like a Pilgrim, yeah, like a little house in the prairie or a cowgirl or something like that. That's kind of scarier, though. Pilgrim is fine. You're just like, off with the Indians. That's what I'm saying. That's a little scarier. Crazy, right?

Because Arland now. Especially in October. Give me a turkey. Oh, my God. Get away, Pocani. So you were a pilgrimian? And she's European. Yikes.

Yeah. Drea, what Bible character were you? I was Naomi. I was Ruth. I was Rehab. Oh, Ruth. Okay. Good cut characters.

Deep cut. Deep in the Bible. Was anyone allowed to be Eve? I mean, in our Jesus suit, maybe, but nobody did it. Oh. Magdalene's? The Jesus group? Mary Magdalene?

No, wearing your Jesus suit. suit, you know, your birthday suit. Oh, your birthday? Oh, that's what you call it? Yeah. Because scantily clad, you'd be naked if you were Eve. Yeah, if you were Eve. And that's okay. Because it's from the Bible.

It's a Bible character. We're on to something. Maybe we should do harvest. Okay. But now how do you celebrate or not celebrate the day? I'm in my 40s and I still don't. I mean, I still don't. If I decorate anything in my house, it's all leaves.

I mean, I do do pumpkins, things like that. But I don't do trigger treating. I don't put candy out. My nieces and nephews don't growing up. I mean, it's just what it was. Your nieces and nephews don't, none of them, none of your nieces and nephews celebrate Halloween skis? No. And I have four of them.

Wow. Wow. It's because they're from Europe. They don't need to. In Europe, they don't have a Halloween. Well, if you look at, you know, in Europe, they have the Druids. And the story behind the druids is not very good. They used to do human sacrifices and use the bat of people to make candles.

And that's how they knew you would put in your porch. And that's how they knew you had given a sacrifice. Oh, Jesus. That's dark. That's a story. The Halloween only thing were sacrifices in is our diabetes, man. Come on. Very dark.

Yeah. So you don't celebrate Halloween, but you celebrate something darker over there. The druids? The druids. Yeah. So when my mom came here, it's like, we don't tell us. Like they don't celebrate 4th of July. They have a July 4th, but it's not 4th of July the way we celebrate it here.

You don't have a Thanksgiving either, huh? No, we do do a Thanksgiving. What? Out there? That was when the Indians in the program's over here. I know when they started killing each other, but no, we do. No, only once I got killed. There's no one side that was bringing the food to the table.

She's like, yeah, we ride a boat from Catalina to the shores of California. Yeah. Which one were you on? We bring diseases. It's fun. Thank you, Dred. Thank you for being a good sport. And I guess you don't feel you're missing any of it, even though it happens around you.

No, I don't. And because I think I respect my mom's culture and my mom's decision. You know, we were raised with just my mom. There was nobody else. Yeah. So she's the one that raised us. She was a single mom of three. And it's totally.

That's what you raised us. Yeah. That's that, you know. Human sacrifice, y'all. Human sacrifice, candle at the door, all of that. You sound like Aztec. Are you taking that from us, too? I thought we did the human sacrifice.

I know. They're like, yeah, no, we did it first. Anyway. She's good, but she's respecting her mom's wishes. Yeah, she is. You know, can't be mad at that. Okay, so then if that's the case, should we respect the boyfriend's wishes? No, he's being a baby.

What? This is the boyfriend. What? That's her mom. But that's the case. kid of like that's his kid no he's I don't like how he's tying in like Halloween with like his girl his ex-girl yeah that's not the thing you know you know what I'm saying it's a kid that's doing for the kids yeah just doing for the kids screw the boyfriend well that happens that should

happen and then what if they have a kid together see then they're screwed for real because now what does their kid do yeah oh yeah what does their kid do just need another plan after that. For real, for real, though. Beaks teachings. Teaching you words that sound bad,

but it's actually not what you think. Offer Hispanic Heritage Month. Brought to you and sponsored by the gods. Los Dioces. Oh my God. All right, but your abuelita serves this, huh,

and your dirty mind, Thio makes it weird. Today, today's word is Camote. Oh, Camote. What do you guys think it means? Yeah, exactly. Come on, man.

It means. It's sweet potato cochinos, right? Some camotes are big, some comotes are small. Someone you cook, some of you can just slice in the middle and eat that camote every single day, dog. Yams? Also? Is that yams? Yams?

I wasn't sure of sweet potatoes yams? I think so. Yeah. Same family. Damn. So I like yams. Tami. Dog, that's crazy.

Camote is not a bad word. No, it, no, it can be. Why? It can be. Oh. You see what I mean? Ew. Camote.

It also puts like, it also means when whenever like, when te regañan, me pusherom come out. That means like, damn, yeah, dog. What does that mean? Yeah, they made you a sweet potato? No, they, like, you know, like they put a, they, they, they, um, get reagania in English. How do you, how would you say?

Scolding? Yeah, how you got a scold it. And that, that's what, me put a comte means I just got the craziest scolding. You feel me? I'm so confused. That's every day, Greg.

So if you tell a girl, like, here I'm a girl, like, What is that? Wow, yeah, that one's crazy. Metter's in a cumote is to get into a sweet potato. Wow. Wow.

You guys ever bake the sweet potato? But in a Mexican slang, Camote refers to a man's private part. Some that got low commodities. Some men got big commodies. We're not a word to, guys. Two more days to go, guys. I'm a guy that's only 30 days. Two more days to go.

This is kidding. Yeah, I'm about to go straight to the pyramids and ask the gods for more hours. More hours from more words. T'all feo, this, right? This is too? Yeah, yeah. Oh, you see that?

See how I did that? And we're worried, you're not even standing behind me. What's her headpiece? You don't have time. You don't want to be a part of this no matter. Yeah, she's done. She's checked out. She hasn't been paid for the first two weeks,

so she don't know what to do what you mean. Women didn't get paid back in the day. Oh, whoa. Wait, you get paid? I hope so. Okay. That was the big teaching. Kind of.

Yeah. We learned chamoete. Kind of. Kind of. Tomorrow. Zhu, come here? Man, what's going on? She's Mation with Angie.

You guys, Brittany's hack with Justin Timberlake. What? Wait, what? I'm not like that, okay? Oh. I know. Nah, those no. Well, maybe you're going to get excited, okay?

because she's actually just released and unreleased. Why? Yeah, I'm excited. So, Conn has his shirt off for the beak. He can do the thing with his pecks. Yes.

This is a straight for Justin. Timberle. What the? I'm bringing sexy back. He's flexing his pecks. These perros don't know how to act. He's the pecks right now. Pretty impressive.

Angie, back to your story. Yes, it's okay. It's okay. Brady Spears just, out the new song that she actually recorded back in 2001 while she was dating Justin Timberlake to celebrate the 25th anniversary of Brittany. And the song goes a little something like this.

Yeah, that sounds like 2001. Yeah, Britney Spears. Bye. She'll never be me. Yeah. It's Britney. Yeah. Go on.

Yeah. So they wrote this together as a couple. Yeah. Justin Timberlake co-wrote that song with her. Amber actually recorded it with her. Hey, they're both a mess right now. I should never be mad. She's going through her own thing and then this boy.

Yeah. That would be a good time. Do you know who I am type of deal? And he's married still. Yeah. To the girl from Seventh Heaven. Jessica Beal. We'll get a good time to reconciliate.

What? They're two at their worst right now? Perfect. Justin's like he's married. Don't get messy, fool. No. No, but she did drop this new. song. It's called She'll Never Be Me.

Previously unreleased. Yes. From 2001. There we go. Shoot the J. Shoot it. Play ball. All right, you guys.

The Dodgers lost again yesterday in a very frustrating game. The final score was 7 to 4 and they are now down 0 to 2 in the 7 game series against the Brewers. And I have to tell you who's to blame. Who, who, who? His name is Shohei 0 for 4. Otani. Wake up, buddy. Yes, yes.

He's been an automatic out since August, and he's having a terrible series. He's only had one hit, and he had an bat so bad yesterday. He struck out, did a bat flip, looks lost at the plate, and it's gotten so bad. Plenty of people online have said, Dodgers need to bench Shohei Otani, and I agree 100%. The $700 million dudes to get benched during the playoffs is insanity, bro. It is. It is. But he's going through the worst hitting slump of his career. He stepped up to the bat, 145 times, stepped up to the plate. He's only managed to get 25 hits in that time. Think about that. That's less than 20%. He's batting 197, which is terrible. Like if any other player, they would be out if it was any other player, right? And then they've moved them all over the lineup. He's usually batting leadoff or second or third. They've moved them all around. Nothing works. And now I think it's time to give. the rookie, Jose de Palah, you know, an opportunity to enter the lineup and re-energize the team. That's right.

Yeah. Let's show he have his moment where he's not doing good. That's the problem what Angelo knows as a staff record labor and as a mother freaking crew. As the moment, our champs have something they're going through. Get rid of them. Bench them. Get out of here, LeBron. Get rid of.

Fire this coach. Like, we are so flimsy that way. Like, if it were up to us, how much, like, at your job? If you were like, oh, yeah, he's just constantly not coming into work and constantly not doing his work and constantly not. Oh, yeah, you have to. You have to. $700 million. Yeah.

That's a lot of pressure. Watch your mouth, great. That's not a pressure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Honestly, respectfully, you're out of this. We can talk about. And if you don't stop smirking, fool, I'm going to punch him. Yeah.

The thing is, the whole time while you were talking, he was smirking. He was. I bet he was. He loves to see this. The thing is that he's kind of injured. Like, he has knee issues. He has a shoulder issue. you, when he's going up to the plate, he doesn't look like himself.

So then let him chill out, let him rest up, but guess what people will say if he's resting? Why is he resting? We paid so much money for him. Tell him to get up and play. We are so not pleasable. This is a time where he has to turn it on. Yeah. I know, but if he can't, bench him.

And if you bench him, why is he benched? He needs to take a chill, take a day off. It can just be that the other team is better. No, impossible. It can't just be that the brewers are killing it? No. No. We're bad.

Because if Shohei was doing this thing, it wouldn't be this way. And I understand. Yeah, but that's team. Like sometimes you have an offseason. I get that. I mean, and I know Shohei's very resilient. You know, there's a Japanese proverb that goes fall seven times and get up eight. But I have a new brownback proverb.

Can you call it a proverb? What the hell is a proverb? That's how you say it. It's a professional verb. Yeah, exactly. The proverb. Professional of verb. Yeah.

Prover, proverbs. LaZanaylazina, whatever. Yes. But I have a new brown bag proverb. Shohay, if you can't hit the ball, sit your balls on the bench and they play Wednesday. I hope he doesn't play. I hope he gets a day off. Okay.

That was a big proverb, by the way. Hey, Scott. Hell of Studios. What's 9 plus 10? Turn your line? Look at this studio. Oh. We're going live.

We're always like. Brat back. A new poll says, Some Halloween costumes need to be retired. All right. But it's those talker research surveyed 2,000 Americans in September about Halloween costumes. All right. So you got a 75% said certain costumes are played out, all right?

Sexy versions of anything top the list at 29%. So I'm tired of this. Played out. Played out costumes. I'm sick going on Instagram and sexy Batman's and sexy Wolverines. Seeing that filth. You guys are tired of it? I'm so sick of seeing guys.

God. What? What? What? What are we talking about? You're insane. What's that about? What else is on this list?

The most played-out costumes. Pirates came in next at 25% followed by a joker at 22%. All right. Your homie's been a joker six years straight. Yeah, parale. All right? 68% said you're never too old to dress up. I don't know, dog.

I mean, at some point, dog, you gotta stop being sexy ladies. Enough is enough. No. Porten's et bien, dog. Porte de sa bien, there's, People out there walking on with their families. Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah, you're a girl sexy. Of course, but, yeah. What? The sexiest costume she wore is a Coke bottle one. Oh. I love Coke bottles. You know, me? I don't know where this is great.

So don't be a pirate. Yeah. Don't be a Joker. What costume do you think should be banned? The grandma ones. You know when, like, young girls dressed like grandmas? That's fun. But sometimes they're already grandmas.

Oh, okay Jesus How grumpy Which costume should be bent In your repertoire I mean I know you never Celebrated Halloween

I know but I mean They're just classic one Which one are you like tired of Like a nurse The nurse? But I mean it's a classic To me it's catwoman Yeah

Squid games Squid games Yeah stop being squid games That jumpsuit I think just guys Just stop dressing up Guys just stop dressing up This is our holiday

If you haven't noticed We're the ones that kill it You guys just paint your face Like that one movie You got Yeah You guys will just put a random mask on. Halloween for girls is the only time they can dress up and...

No, we go all out. Make up and everything. Go all out, dog. Yes, go all out. Go all out. Girls go all out for Halloween. So let this be our holiday. Go all out, we're nothing.

Yeah. Whatever. Take this away from our season. We're sick of you girls. Yeah, let's take it away from you guys. That's what they want to do. We'll be the jokers and we'll be the pirates and we'll be whatever we want. Because guess what it's 2026 and we can do what we want in this world and situation.

No, I won't. Long as they cover up, right? As long as you guys cover up and do it for Jesus. Oh, God. All right.