Brown Bag Mornings - 10/15/26 No, Don't Throw Eggs At My Car! 🥚🚗 + Dodgers on the Brink of Elimination ⚾🔥

Episode Date: October 15, 2026

Tune in as we dive straight into the chaos of neighborhood drama on the Homie Helpline, featuring wild parking wars and absurd neighbor disputes! Plus, we break down the Los Angeles Dodgers' high-stakes postseason battle and whether they can pull off the ultimate comeback! 🎧🔥 [Edited by @iamdyre 🧛‍♂️]Chapters(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local(1:31) Chisme(4:00) Rap Sheet(6:16) Petty Police(8:34) Scrolling(12:53) The Weather W/ Concrete!(14:30) Homie Helpline(43:41) Tepic's Teachings(49:46) Play Ball(53:17) Chisme(57:31) Money Moves(1:00:24) Studious Foo Experience the Culture: Catch Brown Bag Mornings and the rest of the network 24/7 on the Amplified Voices TV app: amplifiedvoices.com/podcast-brown-bag/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Yo, before the episode starts, leave a like, drop a comment, leave a review, and yes, subscribe so you don't miss any brownback mornings. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esed? Don't you know I'm local? All right, there's going to have you questioning your local PTA and all of their doings, all right? Over in Santa Barbara, there happens to be a principal by the name of Ariel. And I'm not talking about the princess of Disney.

Ariel Curry. She's the principal over there. And the school just held an election with over 200 students that voted, right? They voted for things like sixth grade class president and stuff like that. But the principal, she used her principal powers to override the student election and gave two positions to the runner up instead of the person that got the most votes. Just so happens one of the students that was the runner up that ended up getting the position. was Ariel Curry's own child. She rigged the election of the elementary school

to make her own daughter, the president of sixth grade. Now, clearly she got caught up doing that and even wrote a letter apologizing for it and saying that she won't do it again. And she's been sent right back to work, okay? So she got administrative leave. Said I'm sorry, like concrete's about to. Sorry.

But you don't have to check it. Like, you don't have to check it. Like, you could leave it. You're right. Zool, come here? Now what's going on? Cheezmation with Angie. Okay, let me ask you guys something.

Have you guys ever wanted to know what other people think about you? Even if it's not nice. I'm careful of that. Yeah, it's fun. You would? Dude, I wouldn't. Hell no. But Matthew McConaughey, he's a brave, brave man, because he went to actually look

friend. Now, Matthew McConaughey, he's an actor known from like, how to lose a guy in 10 days, made in Manhattan, right? But he apparently went out to like the desert and he read all his negative reviews. Listen. I went away with all of my reviews, 20 years of reviews. I went away to the desert for a weekend and I took them on as a thick book. And I read everyone, all the negative reviews. And I sat with them.

It's all I took. And I spent two days looking at. And it was hard. Can you guys believe that? 20 years of just negative. So the reviews on his acting. So the reviews on his work. That makes sense. Because if you're trying to look at comments, that's too much.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but I mean, 20 years of just negative reviews from all his work, it was just like, dude, like, it took you two days and you were alone with those negative thoughts. That's a lot. I mean, that's how you get better. Yeah, he probably used it to get better. I think there was this thing where he was, like, playing the drums on the beach all naked or something back in the day. Yeah, that might have been what happened.

That might have been with the naked. Yeah, yeah, for a while. Yeah, no. But you're right, let me. He did say that he learned two things from it. Listen. Some of the reviews, what I learned is that some are going to write bad about you, wish you the worst, no matter what. Because they just don't like you from afar. Some are really good critics.

We'll write constructively about what you did wrong, and you can learn from it. So, yeah, he got those negative reviews, and then he got, like, those criticism that's like, okay, I see what I need to work on. Yeah, I think it's easy from that vantage point because it's like 20 years of work that he's done. Millions and millions of dollars. millions of, like, dollars that he's done at the box office. It's like, okay, he can be reading all that, but he's just like, yeah, he could just stop acting today and he'll be fine. That's true.

But, I mean, for me, like, that's why I kept saying, like, I would not want to read any negative comments or anything. That's how you get better, though. That's how you get better at your craft. You just got to look at negative stuff and then be like, all right. I get that, but that's, like, constructive criticism. But when they're just hating on you and I don't know, if it gets to you, it gets personal.

No, man, I want to know what Cisco and Iber got to say, because those are, like, the fools that used to grade the movies. Thumbs up, thumbs down. Yeah, I didn't like this with my popcorn. Damn. If it's hip hop, you know let these on. There I go. Rap sheet.

Let these set go. Hey, and shout out to the homie of Brownback Morning Swiss Beets. Wake up, fool. This is Swiss Beets. And right now, you're listening to Brown Bag Mornings on Pi 106. Hey, right there's number one for hip-hop. Swizzy. Swiss Beets was talking about somebody that had a crush on his wife, Alicia Keys.

I don't know. There's some type of couples that are down to be like, hey, you have a crush on this full? Let's go meet him. That is what Swiss Beats was like when he found out that Michael Jackson had a crush

on Alicia Keys. Check this out. I found out that Michael had a crush on my wife. Get the fuck out of it. In a cool way. Michael's a Virgo, so I don't know. I'm a Virgo, so, you know.

I think Janet was the one that told A.K. And she was like, when my brother was like, always had a crush me. I thought it was cool. to set up for her to meet him. No. Dude, what the hell?

No. Not only does he have a crush on you. His sister, who's also a superstar, is like, hey, you know my brother likes you? You want to do something? They went to Michael Jackson's house, and this is how I went. For both of them to just have that moment.

We set up to meet and we go to the house. Michael was so cool, bro. Like, just seeing him in his real element. And he was just excited about going on the tour. Yo, when I do this, I'm about to hit him with that. You're showing an. A.K. like some of his moods. We're sitting in the living room.

I'm not showing Alicia Keys. Oh, not dancing. Not peacocking. He's just like, it's so cool. It's right. No, Swiss that's weird. He's a confident man, Swiss Beetz is, because what? You brought her to the Lions Den.

That's Michael freaking Jackson, regardless of age or whatever. They're in all of everything. He was talking about how the thriller plaque was on the floor, Swiss Beets. And he's like, Michael, you're just going to let the thriller plaque be on the floor. And Michael's like, do you want it? What? You have it? I have 25.

Yeah. Yeah. Yo, man, I respect Swiss so much more now. I wouldn't do it. That's for him. But, like, yeah, he's a G for that. Yeah. Shout to Swiss beats.

Suzy, our homie. I told you, look. Wake up, fool. This is Swiss beats. And right now, you're listening to Brown Bagg morning. And we got to play more of our drop, bro. We do. We're popping out here in these streets.

We have dope ones, too. That's the sound that I'm police. The petty police. You're petty. You're just putty. I'm being petty. Petty, pretty and I'm petty as fanny. Pretty, pettiest.

Oh, man. We know Jason Lee as a Hollywood reporter, blogger, podcaster, figure, just very controversial figure. You know what I'm saying? This guy knows all the tea. He's homies with Rihanna. Cardi B, I think, too. He gets the inside scoop, right? But he went to run for political office, actually made it to the council and became vice mayor of the city of Stockton.

California got voted by the people and just got voted to be kicked out as vice mayor. It's funny because, and the petty part is he tried to quit before he got kicked out. And the city council was like, we vote for you to not quit. And actually, we vote to fire you. It was the whole thing. And here's his response to the council. Check this out. Go ahead and make whatever decision you feel is in the best interest of the city.

but Jason Lee will continue to be Jason Lee whether you take me off a committee or not. Period. Okay. Now, Stockton is going through it. They kept having fights on the city council. Apparently he was part of an audit committee, but there's something that happened with some bounced checks.

It might have been in Jason Lee's name, and people might have thought, hey, what's going on over here? Something shady. And they didn't like the sass that he brought because he's going to fight with you. Like, he's going to argue with you on the council. But it's honestly. What did you expect? It's Jason Lee.

Don't you see his social media? Don't you see his clap? What I'm saying. Like, you, people voted for him for the exact reason that he's up there causing a ruckus. And now they kicked him out. I just think it's funny that they were, he wanted to resign. They're like, no, we vote no on your resignation. Anybody want to vote to fire him?

Yes, everybody votes to fire him instead. Damn. Yeah, that part's funny. I don't know that was possible to curb a resignation. I mean, right? You know, I quit before I get fired. It's like, no, before you get fired. It's like, no.

Before you quit, we're firing you. Damn. I'm walking out. No. No. No. That's the hell out. All right.

That was Patty Police. Let's get into some scrolling. There's a new trend right now all over the internet. That is letting me live out my big wedding dreams that I've always wanted. I want the biggest wedding to ever happen. Oh. Ever. I didn't know that about you.

You didn't know that about me? Yeah. You're just so confusing. What do you mean? I want fireworks. I want. everything possible. I want the doves and everything to freaking go off.

But this trend right here is because people are grabbing the wedding march song, which is the song that you play when you're walking out with your partner. Okay. It has like the little trumpets and everything. You can hear it. You know that da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Khan, you had a marriage. You had a wedding.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I had a backyard boogie and I had a big wedding. But did you have both? What? This particular song, no. Because I don't know what the wedding march is. Me neither. Because you don't.

After? Yeah. So that's what you walk out to. This is what you walk out to. Because when you're saying walk out, your dad walks you out as a girl. Isn't that technically walking in? Such a movie thing. That is technically walking in.

You mean after you're a couple and you're walking out of the church? After you say, I do. Boom. Yes. Oh. I thought like to the altar. No, this is the song that you... Explain yourself, fool.

This is a song that you walk out to where after you say I do and everybody's cheering and... Everybody's all happy for you. Yes, exactly. So I was like, you know what? I want to live out my dream and play this song that I want to hear after when I say, I do. And it would be this one right here. My God. That's right, homie.

Straight till the same page, straight. Is this like a trend or something? Yes, it's a trend. You grab your favorite song with song, whatever you would want to hear. As your walkout song with as Mr. and Mrs. Yeah, yeah. And the Khan song, this was his actual wedding song that he actually had at his. grown and sexy

Some shot A, some shot A I like it I like it I like it And then I asked Angie What song is she wants And this is what she She decided

I'm not surprised I'm not surprised For the record Angie Did you choose? I did not choose You chose that song I don't know what you're talking about Did you choose her own

Wedding March song for her? That's what she wanted Yeah I let Marcus do that I had to ask Vic as well This is what he chose The pie, pipe over on Beyond Yeah

Okay Keep the kids away Please What are you want to know Step along We're talking about love We're talking about stepping in the name of love We're talking about stepping in the name of love

You stepped in some issue with that way You asked Jorge too didn't you Yeah I asked Jorge as well And he said it's this song Okay, before you play, let me guess. It's my husband, so it has to be something sweet or something like, something about how much he loves me, right? Oh, no. Cut my life into it. Whoa!

No! I hate you. It's a bangor! Shut! I can picture it like, yeah! I'll suffocate you. Jorge really says her, Jorge? All right, whatever.

Thanks, bro. Yep, that's the new trend while everybody's living out their big dream wedding. Okay, is it on TikTok? So you go and you do them? Mark song. Yeah, you do the March song, and then you put whatever song you want to walk, walk out of your wedding to. Nice.

That's what it is. Much gracias. All right, let's get into the weather. And now, the weather. Oh, hell the dog. With concrete storm. Peritos it is going down for the weather, October 15th. First, we hit that Flint Ridge in La Cresenta, Amori Paz on the Offreenda this month.

81 and 61 and 62 degrees at night. Next, we cut the thorns and head to Las Flores. I'm ready for some, I'm ready for the cold and some cup of a lot. T'Atole, 86 degrees and 60 degrees at night. Now we cruise to the city of Crenshaw. If the Dodgers lose, it's going to be a big Spanchard. 87 degrees and 57 degrees at night. Lastly, we hit the 8-18 in the city of Encino.

Again, if the Dodgers lose, tequila menpino. 88 degrees and 59 degrees at night. It's going to be a beautiful day, but there's also a red flag because this weather is toxic. From 6 a.m. to 8 p.m. Saturday, many parts of southern caliphas is going to be explosive. instead of and the winds and arrive with temperatures that are going to be soaring, Perrito. So be careful. Forecasters are warming that northeast to east winds of 20 to 40 miles an hour can start some fires, Perito. So yeah, man, wet your roof and wet your plants outside.

Keep them nice and moist. No, not just the winds, bro. They're going to put off power for a lot of people because of the fire risk because of the winds. Nearly quarter million customers could lose their power during the safety shutouts. So get the candles ready, too. Angie, can you stop blowing it from Santa Ana, Porphy? Yeah, man. Blacker Center, 81 and 62.

Las Flores, 86 and 60 at night. Crenshaw, you're going to be 87 and 57 degrees and Encino, 88 and 59 degrees. Perritos, it's your boy, Kaki, from Bradbrookmonger, so Pau 106, let's go. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line.

We got you for the homie help line. The black is hot with this one, y'all. Our girl, Suella, hit us up, said, hi, Brownback. My name is Sulema, and I need some advice because I'm pissed off at my stupid neighbor and his family. Oh, this is how we're starting. Okay. I know. I live in a neighborhood where parking has never really been an issue.

Everybody usually finds a spot, minds of business, and goes about their day. But lately, parking on our block has become a whole freaking problem. It started with my neighbor saving spots by putting out his trash cans or even leaving an orange cone out. Where they get the orange cones? I don't know. Can you buy said orange cones? Yes. Yeah, I think it could.

Yeah. Hyperfright. At first, I didn't think much of it because there was plenty of parking. So no big deal. But now I've noticed that my neighbor keeps having his family drop off their cars on our block. Get picked up by somebody else and leave their cars sitting here for days. And it's not just one person or one car. It's multiple people.

multiple cars and it's happening on a regular basis. Like when did our block become a freaking parking lot for your entire family? Yesterday, I came home and had to circle my own block multiple times trying to find parking. And guess where I ended up parking? A whole block away from my house. She's mad. The more I see their cars parked on our block, the more pissed I get. Because at this point, it feels like they're taking advantage of the fact that parking has

always been easier around here, and now they're using our street to store everybody's extra cars. There was even one car sitting on our block for days with no plates last week. And I'm not going to lie, I called the cops, and I got it told. Oh, damn. I don't know whose car it was, or if it even belonged to my neighbor's family, but the fact that random cars are just being left here for days is starting to make me question everything. And before anybody comes at me, my cousins do park their big tree trimming camion.

on our street too. Why do you snitch on yourself? No one was going to come with you. We wouldn't even know. But that is one person and one vehicle. She probably knows your neighbors. Listen, I'm not out here letting multiple family members drop off their cars and leave them sitting for days. And honestly, I'm tired of feeling like I have to check myself every time I get annoyed because my cousin parks here too.

Like, am I seriously supposed to just accept this? Because I let one person park here? That is Sulema. Oh, a little lady. Start popping tires. Pop, pop. If you're that passionate about it, start popping tires. If they catch you popping tires, though, they can get into jail.

Yeah. That's the only bad part. So what do you do, Greg? I don't know if it's jail time. I don't think so. I don't think it's jail time. Greg has beef with his own neighbors. Yeah, I'm telling you.

I went up to their doors and I tell them like, hey, you need to move your car because you're blocking my driveway. There's a neighbor down the street. She was calling the cops so much about parking spots that the cop told her you need to stop calling us. Because it's just a problem now. Like, we would park in front of her house. If we blocked the driveway by an inch, she would come out complaining saying that her daughter can't walk into her house or park in the driveway. Right. And she was like pretty lame, right? Yeah.

So now you're her. No, I'm not. I'm not her. I'm not her. I get it. It's a tense situation. I just remember when you had like a Christmas thing. Yes.

I parked in front of your neighbor's house and then they came outside and gave me a dirty look. And I was like, damn, it's tense over here. Like even his guests get treated badly. It's a public. across the street and they've been chill. It's even like a weird like curve. It is. Yeah, yeah. It's hard to park there too. That's what I'm saying. Like, what the hell is your guys this problem?

Like, why are you guys coming out here? I almost freaking went off right now. But like starting problems with the people. And I was going to say another one. Oh, what they do is what they do is they do drop off their cars in front of our house and you'll see them walking down the street to the other block over. So they don't even live around there. They don't even live around there.

They just. You live in a bad spot. living a bad spot that's just bad parking area it was never a problem before it's like living on Langdon it's just one way out one no there's like a street

you can get out and stuff like that I guess when you know that it was another way before and then it changes that's the problem essentially that's a Tulema saying that it wasn't always like this but then something happened and it's been like this now she's just

the tow yard for all the cars for other people's she did mention she lets other people park there too so you kind of are like partaking in the things you're complaining about. Yeah. But she said it's just one car versus other people's cars. Yeah, but a camion, that's huge.

Like a tree trimming camion? Huge. I've never. Especially if they carry like the molino where they like, it's a lot. Where they put the tree in? The trailer? Crunch up the tree.

The body grinder. Oh. Yeah, the grinder. Tree grinder. Okay. 818 52059. We want to know about your parking beefs in your block. Okay.

Can't just be Sulema. And it can't just be Greg. No. All right. So, lemma, respectfully, I don't know that pop your tires is the answer, but it looks like you've got yourself in something that, I don't know calling the cops helps. I don't know doing something on your own helps.

Somebody called the city on our block. The city. Oh, yeah, call the city. I got a ticket. What? I got a ticket from my own block. I've lived there for 30 years. 30 years and I've never got a ticket.

I'm fighting for my life. Like, dude. Maybe that is what makes them do. the permit parking only, you know? Maybe that's how you add that. That's smart. Because usually the rich neighbors at the permit parking only, but they probably

contacted their city, brother. Yeah. Let's go to Myra and Monabella. What's on, Myra? Hey, Brown Bay. Good morning, Myra. Good morning. So my daughter, Alia, actually wanted

a call because she is so sick of our neighbor. She got a little shy once you guys answered the phone. but so our neighbor she calls the costs on us when my kids water the grass our own grass

yes she calls the cops every single time she called the cops because she says that the water is getting on her car oh my god yes I've asked her like well can you please move your car out of your driveway like I understand it's your driveway but you can move it inward or you can park it on the side of the street.

I need to water my grass. Yeah. And she calls the cops every single time. She calls the cops when my kids are outside playing with, because they both play baseball. So she calls the cops and says, I'm afraid they're going to hit my car. She has called the cops when she sees like my family come over, like for the holidays. We have like a bunch of kids come over. She calls the cops immediately why she sees everybody pulling up because she thinks

that they're going to be running around and acting up and hit her car. Her car is like her price possession, I guess, since it stems from that. But calling the cops is unnecessary. I've already confronted her many times. We've gotten her on video where she's just so upset about the kids playing outside. And the cops keep telling her what you can. She's upset about kids being actual kids. Yeah.

That's wild. She has even recorded my kids. So that's what I called the cops about. Oh. You're recording my kids outside playing in my yard. They're not playing in your yard. They're playing in my yard. I like that.

You pervert. I told the cops that. I said, you know what? I'm afraid that she's going to put my kids like on, you know, like the web or somewhere where there's going to be pedophiles looking at my kids playing outside. So what can I do? They said nothing because it's her house and it's public.

What? So she can record as much as you want. Record it. Record her back and you put her on the way on those webs. There's this show on Netflix. It was like the perfect neighbor or maybe the worst name. Worst neighbor. Worst neighbor ever.

That one, it's very similar to the story. No, don't say that. You never know what she could. That neighbor's going to snap. Uh-uh. I'm just saying. What do the police say when they come because of your kids like with the watering of the grass and stuff like that? Do the neighbors take her side?

No. They have already told their cat keep calling us. because they're watering their own grass. You can't tell them how and when to water the grass. You can't tell them how and when they're going to play in their own yard. So stop calling us. But they tell her it's a civil matter. If and when my kids do accidentally hit her car because it's not intentional,

and it's never happened. But if it were to happen, then it would be a civil suit or go through my renter's insurance and her renter's insurance or whatever the case may be. But she just continues to call the cops and I keep telling the cops like, you guys have better things to do than come out here for her because my kids are playing outside as hard. Does everybody else on the block get along? So she has called the cops on everybody. She calls the cops because it's too noisy.

Like if the neighbors across the street are having a party, she calls the cops on them. She calls the cops on the neighbor on the other side of her house because her dog barks a lot. poor Pablo he can't he can't have to break that dog yeah yeah it's ridiculous she's just like one of those like just older yeah yes like I and I've called her that she's like what did you call me because she's she's an Asian lady so she doesn't really speak like obviously doesn't speak Spanish but yeah how would she sound

how she sound oh I'm gonna call her cops Is your daughter, Alia, there? She is. Alia, tell me about that nasty old lady what she doesn't let you do in living your life. Talk to me about it. Okay, so me and my older brothers like play outside. We just like play anything we could.

Like volleyball, baseball, soccer sometimes. Nice. And then she sees us through our window. I think it's her kitchen. like okay I think and then she like clicked the phone and like her phone stem so she could record it she's recording you she's recording you playing outside

oh no man umbovi-vvable umborebobo oh yeah dude and we're so mad and like people being an iPad kids these kids are outside yeah how could you be mad at her

I know they're playing volleyball and talking And she's recording us. Oh, all the brothers. They're so cute. Hold on the line, you guys. Is that a good? Yeah. Hold on the line.

She's so cute. Let's give her something. Wow. What can we give her? I could never be mad at her ever in a million years. Hey, why she's really spraying the cars. I know. Do we get purposed?

Hey, free car watch. Okay. All right. Let's go to, uh, ooh, these are getting crazy. Oh. Eric. Eric in San Pedro. Eric.

Eric, we're talking about neighbor beefs because Sulema has a beef with her neighbors for parking everybody in their mama on her block. And they're not even on that block. What beef do you have with your neighbors? My neighbor called the cops on me so much that the DA came to my house, left their car because I guess when they call so much, they create a profile. They were calling because of my music. And the thing is, my music wasn't even like after 10. It was like noon on a Saturday watching my truck. Like, he said he was trying to watch TV.

So I told him, I'm watching my truck. Like, what do you mean? And then, like, after that, he kept calling him. I would throw birthday parties for my kids. The cops would come. They were like, hey, the cops are here. I'm like, well, I'm sitting up the pinata. I don't know what you want me to do.

They don't have to wait. And then one time they called so many times. One time they called so many times. The guy was like, hey, we didn't even, we didn't want to come, but our boss made us come. They called, like, three times already. And then he tried to put, like, a record, like, from his side of the fence. like record partying or whatever, like during the day. And then I was like, hey, like, yelled him.

Like, I didn't give you permission to record my kids, weirdo. Like, you got all weird out. I don't know. They're weird. And then they're, I live in a duplex and so do they. So the people in the front of me are friends with him. So they were like trying to tell me when I first moved in, I couldn't get there in front of their house.

I was like, this is a public street. I'm a part of what I want. And then he had said, like, yeah, you know, we used to throw parties back here, but they started calling the cops on us. And I was like, oh, I guess I'm going to get the cops called on me then. And he, like, he, like, Like, looked at me all weird, was like, what the hell? And then he, uh, he told, he even called my owner.

And my owner was like, I don't own your property. Like, I don't know why you're calling me. Yeah. It's just a big old thing. Like, big old thing. Hold on. KpWRFM, HD1, Los Angeles, Power 106. LA's number one for hip-hop.

Okay, so all the neighbors have called on you? Well, I'm pretty sure. Like, it's, yeah. They don't, they don't sit there and tell me, but, yeah, I mean, I got one of them to move out already. What? What? What?

It sounds like you're the neighbor, big dog. Like, you're the fool that's tripping. Yeah. How did you get them to move out? You're just what? I don't know. I mean, I don't know that they moved out because of me, but they moved out. You just said you got your neighbor across the street to move out, brother.

Well, yeah. I mean, I figured that's why. What did you see? I don't know. I mean, it's better for me. I don't, you know, I just play music. Like, that's all I do. Super loud, huh?

You do something else, bro. What is it? No, I just play music. I got dogs. They kind of complain about the dogs. I don't know he's barking. You have a lot going on, brother. I have a loud car, you know.

You know, yeah, you know what he did? I have a car with hydraulics and he was like, yeah, it sounded like, he's got a little sugar in his tank. So he told me like, yeah, it's an earthquake. Sounds like there's an earthquake. I was hopping. I was hopping my car in the back. You were hopping your car in the back.

On the duplex parking lot? Well, you're tripping dog. This will came to It sounds like there's an earthquake outside. More, man. This who came to the block started straight running it. He changed their whole program. He diboed the whole thing, dog.

There's a new sheriff in town. They got it. Bro, you are the problem. He won't know your block beef, okay? What's going on with your neighbors? because Hulema's neighbors are letting everybody park on her, on her block, and now she can't even find parking.

But this bro, it was a problem. He's a problem. Yeah, he's a problem. They're all just calling the cops of me. Because at 12th in the afternoon, I'm just, because he's playing dog pound

and hitting his hydraulics in the middle of a Tuesday. What would you do? Just, just. Behan, yeah, playing ring ding dong. Yeah.

Okay, let's go to Danny and Fontana. What's up, Danny? Good morning. Good morning. You guys are so funny. Oh, thank you. Daddy, you got an egg thrown at your car. Wow.

Yes. I get her. I had the same dilemma. Uh-huh. And especially being a girl coming home late and having to park far from your house, I think she should throw an egg at their cars. Maybe just one on the driver's side is more of an inconvenience, and they're so hard to wash off.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, they chip off the paint. Yeah. That's a little bit. Noddy, but I like it. But what happened to you? Me and my neighbors would park on the street in front of our house.

That was just the yard side of the houses in front. Like that street was vertical and we were horizontal. And one time I parked in the area that wasn't directly in front of my house, more to like the left side and somebody threw an egg on my car on the driver's side. And it was so hard to wash off. I never parked there again. Oh, you saw your lesson. So you were deterred by the egg throwing.

so you're like, hey, might as well do that. Yes. Hey, that's a good call. All right, you got it. You got it. That's a good call, Danny. Daddy, don't be parking in people's areas. You already know this.

She's still going to do it. I like her. Riri, Riri, Riri and Santa Ana. What's that, Rui? What's up? Good morning, found out. Hi, Rui. What's your neighbor?

What's your neighbor drama? Ooh, y'all. So, mind you, this is my first apartment. Okay. Okay. I live in Santana and I live above a seora neighbor. Her name is Petra. Petra.

That's my grandma's name. I'm putting it all out there. Yeah, you are. So Petra, ever since I moved in, I guess she's been an OG there for about 10 years. So she runs game or she thinks she does. Ever since I moved in, any time, when we first moved in, we were building our couches. You know, we're putting tools down on the floor, not being mindful that, I guess, is banged. So she starts banging with her broom and I was like, oh, we're being loud.

All right. Oh, competition. You know, I didn't know. This is my first apartment though, you know, so I'm not being paying attention to the noise. So, and it's before 10 o'clock, mind you. So then the next day as I'm throwing out the trash, I heard a nasty like hop to a spit behind me as I passed her. And I said, ooh, all right, mind you, there's a language very out. I'll see Spanish, okay?

I'm no sable. What? I try to get my point across. So I hear that. I said, okay, whatever. What did you? What would you say to her in Spanish without cussing in Spanish? Yeah. What would you say? We've had an exchange. Best believe. We've had exchanges now. But hold on. It gets worse. Okay, okay, okay. So, you know, mind you, time goes on, and she sees me, she's giving me dirty looks. I don't have a conversation with her, whatever. Fast forward, she starts calling the cops, sending them to my house. I live with my boyfriend and my son.

So she's making accusations that we don't do anything. We sell drugs. We're just kicking our feet up all day. You know, there's traffic. And I said, what the hell I have my son here? Like, that's false accusations, defamation of character, all that. So I said, all right, she's calling the cops on me. She's slamming and her windows and her doors, right?

So I'm like, she's really trying to be a disturbance at this point. Mind you, the manager, never told me anything about this, about her being a problem. So I get into it with her one day and I told her like, because you're saying, because you're setting those doors like, like, you know, she's like telling me that, you know, I don't have a job, I don't work. We're just going back and forth and I'm like,

oh my god, this lady is too much, you know. My son's like, Mom, I can hear her music vibrating through the floors, the walls are shaking, like she's playing her music loud. I'm like, she's being disruptive because I work from home. I work from home. So she's doing it all day from eight and nine From 8 in the morning to 5 p.m. until I'm off.

She's slamming her windows and doors at 6 a.m. sharp. And it's like, I'm guessing the walls are that thin that I can feel everything. So I'm like, girl, this is too much. She calls the cops again when I have company over. She hits the ceiling. She's a neighbor from hell. I don't know what to do. The cops have come two or three times and they're just like,

we have to come and check. We just have to come and check. I'm like, there's nothing to check. She's making false accusations. Yeah. I just work remote. She's older. don't know like these all these people are staying at home they gotta be and they got money they got

be doing some drugs they got to be selling some drugs hey she got to come somewhere she spit on you she spit on you she spit after i passed her like literally a step after i passed her was a nasty disrespectful spit like i can't stand you and i'm like girl and i want a hacalooggi exactly that's exactly what it was it was so disrespectful and i was like you know what there's been more than one incident y'all more than one those are just some of the ones i can name off the top of my head, but she's crazy. I don't know what to do. I don't know where her kids are. I don't know if she got kids, because I'm like, if I have someone messing with my mama, I best believe I'm at their door. But her, I don't know, she, I guess she wants to handle it herself. Yeah. She's just

getting worse and worse. I don't know what to do. So you're wondering why no one's come to check you for beefing where. Oh, yeah? They're checking for me. The police are checking for me to make make sure there's no illegal activity. But I'm like, she's harassing me and you guys are harassing me at this point, too. Yeah, you're being, yeah, she's weaponizing you to harass me. Targeted. Literally. She got to move her whole operation now.

Yeah, now you can't sell drugs anymore. Really? Oh, she got me. You can't be. I was sure as heck would it be living there. Right? Yeah. The incognito trap house.

All right. Paran 106, number one for hip hop in Whittier. Shout us to all the better than Whittier. All right, let's go. Let's go to Giselle and Inglewood. Jiselle, we're talking about neighbor, drama. What's yours? Good morning.

Hi. Hi, Jaselle. Mine was, so when I was living on my mom's husband watch, girl, we had a, we bought her neighbor. He was , oh, yeah, he's a margarado. Like, when I say Amargado, like, he was probably not dating anything. Oh, was a dude? He was a guy.

Yeah. Yeah, he was bitter. Okay. He was bitter. Yeah. Anyway, so he would always fight for parking. Like, he had his designated parking spot and if anyone parked there he'll come out and like crash out and so one time he's into it with me because i parked there so he parked his car in front of my mom's like driveway which we never really worried so eventually he like he started going at it with me talking about i pay my taxes

this this and that i'm like okay me too i'm like i think we all do and he's like no but this is my parking spot i'm entitled to it i'm like okay that's fine i'm like it's a public street whatever he got into him a couple of times then his daughter one time came out and got into it with my mom i'm like oh no no no i'm like one thing is your dad going out of me i don't disrespect him i'm like i'm very polite like i'm you know like i i don't disrespect your dad but you're gonna come out and disrespect my mom that's no so as soon as i heard that i think just the anger in me and i think that was just the wrong day she caught me the wrong day at the right time yeah i just came out i just i'm not a fighter like

like that, but I think you got down. You squabbled up. Yeah, squabbled up. Huh? You squabbled up. You fought her. I fought her because I don't know what the heck was going on that day, but I'm like, she was looking at my mom.

And she was cuffing on my mom. So I'm like, girl, I don't do this stick my mom. So I got out and after that the man still tried to be petty talking about men. I'll get my daughter. I'm like, that's fine. I'm like, I'll beat her one more time. Like, oh. Oh, my God.

Oh. Thanks a movie. And her too. Eventually, eventually, I'm like, my mom has handicapped. So we were petty enough to, like, our side of the street, to, we were able to get the city, and they made it handicapped parking only. And then the neighbor across the street, he's pretty as well. We love her.

Not petty in a bad way. Like, we love her. So she's seen how there's neighbors because she's been living there for years. Yeah. And she's like, you know what? I don't do the same thing. So she made that side handicapped. So the only non-handicap is.

His is where he parked. So everyone parks there and, like, our handicaps are always open. And my mom parks her car in her driveway. I mean, I don't live there anymore. So my mom parks her car and her driveway. So that's a lot of place. Yeah, because that spot's more than it. And I know he's not.

So every time I go over to my mom, he's always making smart comments. So last one, since my mom's yard is cement, like her patio, whatever, it's nothing but cement. And his is dirt. So anytime I go to my mom's mom, mom, you need help cleaning your yard. So I purpose. throw water so like throw all his dirt to his dicey. And he gets so mad and it becomes muddy. Yeah.

You mess with the wrong one. Aye, Jezell. She doesn't live there anymore because she doesn't have to do that. But there is good neighbors out there. I'll say that. There is good neighbors out there because I moved to England and my neighbors are the best neighbors ever. That's my little village that I created.

That's my little village. Like it. Yeah. There are no fights. They don't know Giselle with them hands, huh? They probably don't. No, I'm too. No, but they're so sweet. Like, I love my neighbors. They're all jihitos and, like, they're very sweet.

Like, they even introduced me to making money. So we live in Englandwood. What? Wait, wait, that's right. You never got to make money before. No, no, no. No. So, we live by the stadium.

So they're like, oh, no, we all think parking for each other in the street, like, on weekend. And we're going out of our garage for parking. Oh, that's smart. Oh, wow. The hustle. I never thought about that, but they're like, oh, no, yeah. He's like, we'll take parking for each other during the day during the week and then weekends he's like instead of parking in your garage he's like just

park in the street because regardless you need a permit to park there yeah he just park in the street and we'll run out our garage and i'm like oh that's so smart i never thought about that i love you guys i'll never fight with your daughters never yeah i've definitely paid random people to park yeah to park at the creek yeah it's a whole play yeah hey let's go to sarah in west covina sarah we're talking about the homegirl sulema she has beef well her neighbors over parking but we want to know about your neighbor beefs and yours gets a little out of Anna. No, yeah, it does.

So I used to live in a big little town home. So parking is just ridiculous, but everyone seemed to know not to park in this lady's spot. Oh. Yeah, she would put out cones in front of her house that no one could park there. But, you know, like I said, parking gets so crowded and it gets so bad. Like sometimes people even be parking in the red. They'll be parking like in the red. The fire, like, in, like, by the fire department, the fire department, the fire hydrant, it would just get so bad.

But there was just one time, it wasn't me. I was just being nosy because I heard something really loud. Someone parked in front of her spot. And this lady, I kid you not. And I have a video, and I'm trying to find it so I could send it to you guys. Oh my gosh. Send it to us. We love it.

I'm going to send it to you guys. Yeah, please, please. So she's like, has this horn. You know, these horns. and it has a siren and it's going off at like 6 in the morning and she's yelling, going up and down the street. License plate,

number six, seven, two, three, four K. Oh my gosh. Moo, moo. And then she puts the sirens, like the siren on the thing and it goes, whee, whee, whee! Yeah, yeah, stop being. And, like, I'm trying to find the video. I'm going to send it to you guys.

I promise. It's so funny. So, like, I walk you out, and I'm like, and she's like this older. and you know, this older black lady. And I think she might have problems because this isn't the first time she goes crazy. One time someone parked in her spot and the guy came out and she got all crazy. And then when she got back in the house, his tire was flat.

So like she's very, very, very like, no one parks in my spot. Yeah. But that was the most, like, craziest thing ever. Like the siren thing, walking. No, no, no. Another time she went and banged on each door. She banged on my door. And my mom was like, what's your problem?

And then she was like, is that, is that your Wai-Dia license plate? Six, three, four, seven-K? And my mom, like, no, she's not. And then she slammed, my mom slammed the door on her face. Like, so she goes and she hunts. Whoever's parking spot is crazy. But people don't do anything about it. Like, and then she's married with kids and their kids don't come out and involve themselves.

The husband just runs up. Because in their eyes, it's true. Someone's in her parking spot. It's a her parking spot, though. It's like your house. Someone's in your, in your spot. Someone's on your core edge of your driveway. They feel self-righteous.

You're blocking my drive-ways. You're her, Greg. How much of the driveway? You know how it's sounding? You are her, brother. How much of the driveway are they blocking? They're blocking my driveway. I can't get into my driveway.

Oh, you can't get in? Yeah. Hey, but Sarah, I bet you don't be parking in her parking spot, right? Girl, I don't even involve my. The last time my dog went poop on her lawn. She, oh my God. I go, I'm picking it up up so far. Yeah.

See? She learned. You know better. Oh, Sarah cutie pie. See? I'm scared. I'm scared, too. I don't know.

The parking spot is that. Put your whole license plate on glass. Sheesh. All right. See, Greg, you got ideas and Sulema, you too. Get that bullhorn. Did you get a bullhorn? Start yelling out license play.

See what happened. Okay? It beaks teachings. Teaching words that sound bad. But it's actually not what you think. Offer Hispanic Heritage Month. Brought to you and sponsored by the gods. Los Dioces.

Oh my God Buenos Diaz, your little brown baggers. It's going down, Peritos. Today's word is a little bit crazy, dog. But don't get all in your feelings, okay? Okay. All right. Mono, don't get in your feelings.

Okay, today's word is piton. Piton. P-I-T-O-N. Do you know what a piton is? No. Do you want to find out? Yes. Okay, good.

Because a piton is a python. A huge snake. All right? Oh, like. Piton, Python. Yeah, Piton is a Python. It's a huge python. And so like, first thing that do, it's like, people got to be proud of themselves.

People got to be proud of themselves. The way, the way perfect way to measure your hand is to, if you can fit a big old piton in your hand. Uh-huh. And you can just choke that piton. Uh-huh. You've overcame your fears of holding a piton in your hand, dog. Okay. The last thing you want to do also is you don't want to get choked by a piton.

Yeah, you'll die. Yeah, you'll die. Like, I remember I was at the zoo and I was like, me, that's a piton. Yep. Strong grip. That's a crazy pitonsote right there, dog. You're saying a word. That sounds very, very scary because it might sound like a man's piton.

There's, what? Yeah, like a man's python. I don't know what the hell you're talking. You have a python. We don't know what you're asking. No, you don't know what you're asking. No, a piton is also a bullhorn. And it's also, and it's also the little, the little.

The little spout on a drinking jug. Oh. Oh. Yeah, every time, dog, I'm like, babe, give me that water jug and let me suck on that big old pitton so I can get some water down my throat. You feel me? Hold on. Yeah, dog. Absolutely, dog.

So the little sprout that's on the- Hold my hand right here. That's the size of a pitton right there. Oh, he's holding his arm. My wrist. Yeah. Yeah. So my fist is a snake head.

Grab it. Go. Grab it, Craig. You never want the pitton to get right in front of your face. dog, because it'll bite your face, you know what I'm saying? Grab the python. Oh, yeah, dog. And there's...

Oh, my gosh. Who's that? Oh, my God. What do we have here? Some barbarians! What? Hachoo! Oh, my God.

You gave me the... You gave me the influenza, you son of a gun. Wait, wait, wait, what the heck? Who the heck are you? I have just discovered a new land. Power 106. I have just discovered this. Who are you?

Christopher Columbus. Columbus. No, you know, I don't know who you are. We were learning a new word right now. You guys attack. No, no. Attack! Does anybody have a piton anywhere to wrap them around with?

We are going to work together, but you're going to work for me now. Come over here. Hachio! Oh, take her. Don't take her as your wife. You cannot. Come here. Don't take her.

Unhand her. No, not to make Mexicans. Oh, no. He's leaving. Hey, he's leaving with dogs me. Don't grab her like that. Not to la cojas, I see. Hey, don't grab her.

What is it? A pitone? Ew. Ew. Ew. He just. He just. You just took your girl.

Ew, Vic. He just grabbed her. He just grabbed your sister, bro. You didn't even do anything. It has to be sacrificed for me to survive. I'm here. No, because now you got whatever disease he just gave you. I know, but we're going to survive to kill pitones every day.

Every day. That's the last thing you want is for you to be walking around and you see a big old piton. It just grabs you by the leg. Okay. Where do you take so cheap? Just be careful, dog. All right, so what do we learn today? Pithon is a python.

It is also the little spout of a drinking jug, and it's also the tip of a bullhorn. All right. And also standing ovation for Tepeak on Hispanic Heritage Month. It's all over with, guys. It's over with the Spaniards have come. We only got 30 days. Don't you make a Hispanic Heritage Month because it's about Spanish-speaking countries?

I think so. So this is your day too, I believe. Yeah, we're going to take all this over. Don't worry about it. Oh, so it's in your hands now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll take care of it. Don't remember your history. Yeah, yeah, yeah, la la la la.

All those of you guys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

They're crushed. They're not gone. They're crushed. We're going to rename all this. We're going to rename all this. That's it. We did it. We made it to the end of Hispanic Heritage Month.

That is it for Tepeake's teaching. That's it. To you guys. What was your favorite? What was your favorite word from all of this? Everybody? There's so many. The first one, you came out guns blazing.

What was the first one? I don't remember. We'll remember it in history, I'm sure. I like piton. Yeah, it was cool. Cogre? That was a good one. Foco was my favorite.

Foco. Foco. Oh, yeah. Motherfoco. Motherfoco. Motherfoco. Anybody else? Foka.

Oh, Foka, too. It was Foka, too. Yeah, Mother Foka. Yeah. Two and one that day. It was a mother Foka. And then, wasn't there one that's like the friend of my daughter is my, or something? You were, it was really funny.

You don't remember your own words. You named to be. I guess. I mean, I guess, um, I guess, or mother sin bear, I. What? Which one? Yeah.

What's that one? Which one? Which one? What? What? Pedunculo. No, peduncolo. What was that?

Probably, that was top, top 30. You know what Chow was my team when I actually? That way. When Sochi did it. When Sochi did it. That was your favorite. Motherfoka. Yeah, what is that.

Perrita. The day that I sacrificed, Hutt, the pick that day. Motherfoka, out of 30, say. Shoot the J. Shoot it. All right, you guys. The Dodgers are on the brink of elimination after losing six to two to the brewers yesterday. They are now down three to zero in the series, and no team has ever come back from this.

Except for one. All right? That team was a 2004 Boston Red Sox, and there was a guy on that team who had an iconic stolen base that helped his team come back and win. Do you guys want to guess who it is? Turner. No. David Ortiz. Nope.

Close, though. That's all the baseball players I know. The guy is Dodgers manager Dave Roberts. Oh, wow. Yes. So yesterday after the Dodgers' tough loss, Dave was asked if he thinks it's possible for the Dodgers to come back from this deficit, and this is what he said.

Well, it's certainly impossible. I've lived it. And I think the thing is is that our guys have been battle tested, as was that team I was part of. And I think the mindset has to be, and teams have been down 402 or 303. It's just you just got to win tomorrow. He said, you just got to win tomorrow. And he's been part of it, so he's lived it.

Then the reporters asked him if he talked to the team about how he came back to win after being down three to zero in a seven-game series, and he said this. I don't think so. I think that they've all saw this. They've seen the documentary, so they know it can happen. Ah, he said they all saw the documentary. You know what they have going on. Yeah, exactly.

He just kind of flexed on him. You've seen me, right. I didn't see the documentary. What happens in the documentary? They come back from the whole story. But they're asking them like how. Like what was the strategy, no? Yeah, and it was just win tomorrow.

Like that's all they were concerned. Okay, win tomorrow. They'd have to win today. That's tomorrow, right? So they'd have to win today. Today, 4 p.m. At 4 p.m. The best thing they can do is win today.

And then two over there. And then so basically the rest of the way. Oh, my God. Oh, wait, two over there and then one more here? Yes. So there's just have to win the rest of them. No, there's two more here. We,

Oh, there's two three, two. We have to win out. They just have to win. So they have to win the two here? Everything. And then two over there. And then two over there. We can't lose any.

We can't lose anymore. But winning over there is hard, huh? Of course. Winning in general. They have the ghost place. But I looked up the odds and they actually have a good chance of coming back to win the series. You said they were zero yesterday. Yesterday you said their chance.

Yeah, look. And there is a 2% chance, which is double of a 1% chance. That is true. And it's completely over. No, no, no. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Okay. Can we even tie it? Could we tie it? Yeah, of course. Look, but all jokes aside, the Dodgers have a 64.2% win probability to tonight.

So at least tonight, they have a good chance of winning. They had it yesterday and the day before. No, they're favored tonight. They're literally favored. They were favored yesterday and the day before, sir. That's all I can give you. And if you want to go to the game, they've plummeted. The tickets, the prices are only $77. So get it. For real?

Yeah. Wow. So if you want to go check out the game. You're too happy. I loved every single second of it. Well, why are you watching it? You hate them so much? Because I want to see them lose so bad.

Oh, my God. You guys, plenty of haters like you. Yeah. You can only watch our team in October. I mean, I know it makes you sick. Yeah. They don't have your team on the TV in October. Exactly.

Don't have that channel. Yeah. They're not going to get sweat. They'll win one. Yeah, we'll win tonight. into me. Zoola, come here? Now what's going on?

She's Mason with Angie. Oh, okay. You guys, there's this couple that got married at Disneyland. Okay. And it's going viral because, like, they, people were saying, like, oh, my God, like, how much did it cause? Like, it looks like they actually rented out the whole park for them to get married. Their name is Chris Gutierrez and Christina Guerraca.

Dude, they even had, like, Spanish artists perform and things like that. It's like a really expensive wedding. Oh, yeah. The last time I heard about someone, like, shutting down Disney, it was Mariah Carey, like, back in the day that she would shut it down when she went. I don't know if it was a room or not. But I'm like, you got to have Mariah Carey money then. Right?

But now this guy is getting roasted because apparently he took on his wife's name. Last name, sorry. And people are calling him less of a man. What? Yeah. So he had to go put up, like, a whole video and explain saying, like, this does not make me less of a man, okay? Listen. Being a man isn't about following tradition to prove your masculinity. It's actually about making decisions with confidence, even when the whole world doesn't understand why you made them. And so me choosing to change my last name to hers doesn't make me any less of a man. It actually allows me to know exactly who I am.

So he's saying he's been with his girl for 12 years. Right. And she's all like, she's been with me like through all he's. tell times that a lot of people would have probably left, but she chose to stay with me, so I'm trying to honor her in a way by keeping her last name. What a prince. Yeah, but people are saying like, Nafel, like, you changing her name, she probably paid for the whole wedding. Who cares? People are going to talk.

People suck. People are going to talk. I didn't like his explanation. I don't think it made sense. But it's not for you. It's for him. Yeah. Like, that's the thing. He changed his name. He love her. He wants to be named her last name. And it probably looks better on paper. I'm gonna lie.

Well, his last name is Gutierrez. Her last name is Guerreca. Guerreca. So, I mean, it's different. More unique? Yeah, more unique. But honestly, if Marcus was to change my last name, he would have taken my last name, I think I would. You get the ick?

I would. You'd get the ick? I would, yeah. But I think I would definitely get the ick. I would, like, I see why people would, because I guess I'm a little sexist like that. At least, or traditional. That's good. That's good.

Or traditional. I like it. No, no, I like it. To me, it's just like, yeah, I don't know if we'll, like, I will get the egg for sure. And do you see how if you like that, it's all, like, it's good for you? Like, like, if you like that, it's your choice. If he likes that is his choice. Yeah, this one of the whole wedding.

Like, it's just to each their own, like, you're not married to them? You know what I'm saying? It's up to their, some people mesh their last name. Some people do the, what is it, the hyphenate? Some people, like my homie, our homie, maximal, you guys remember him? Yeah. He wants to take out his girl's last name because it's Halton Hawk. And he's like, yeah, they're going to accept me everywhere.

Fancy. That of credit. Yeah. Yeah, they had a freaking wedding at Disney. That's amazing. Teach their own. Yeah, I'll do that. Yeah, that's why they're saying like, oh, okay, so she's the one wearing the pants in the relationship.

Maybe she's the one. Again, this is. So weird. I know, I know. I know. It can't just be like, I want that last name? No. No.

I guess, yeah. I don't know. I don't get it. Doesn't make it less of a man. You don't think. Doesn't make you less of a woman taking your man's last name? No. No.

Doesn't make you less of anything. Wow. Yeah. All right. Makes a day. Two guys get married. Two guys get married is the one less of a man for taking the other one's last name? Yeah.

Which one? That's actually a good debate. Which one? That's a good debate you got me with that. When two guys get married is two dudes. What's going to say? What are you doing with your last name? Yeah, you got us with that one.

Yeah, you got us with that one. Yeah. Why? What are you going to say? Who's the one that takes it? Oh, who's the bottom and who's the top? That's the top. You see that.

Yeah. Just like you take the last name. Exactly. Okay. All right. So, make money move. Is anyone planning on getting cremated? Hell no.

If they pass away. Anybody we all want to be buried? You thinking about it? I've been 50-50 about it. Really? Yeah, yeah. What if you could also get, like, 20-000? $28 grand for choosing cremation.

Yeah. What do you do it? 28 grand while you're alive. Oh. Oh, then yeah. Yeah. Okay, but it depends on what they put you in. Like the urn.

The urn's got to be a specific urn. Oh. For 28 grand doesn't matter. It won't matter because you're dead. You're ashes, right? All right. Well, that is what Pringles is relying on. They say they're giving one lucky fan 200 years worth of chips,

and they're actually giving you cash and saying $28,000 would be $200 years worth of chips. They'll give it to you if you sign over that you will be put to ashes in a Pringles can as your earn. I like Pringles. They just launched this contest called Once You Drop, because you know once you pop to point, no stop. Shout out Pringles. That was very clever. Where you sign something they're calling your last will and tastem it. And if you allow them to make you that custom-made Pringles earn for your ashes, you get $28,000.

That's terrible. Because you can never get the crumbs out of the bottom. You're going to be mixed in there with crumbs from Pringles. It's just the outside. They're not putting the Pringles in there. I would tell you who cares? You're dead already. I don't want to be cream when I'm dead, though.

No, I want to be liquefied. Put me in a bottle of Petron and put me on the top shelf forever. I like that. I like that. But are you for real? Or do you guys want to be buried? If it's possible, if it's possible to liquefine me, put me in a bottle of a patron. I think when you rot, I think when you rot, when you decompose, there's liquid.

Oh, yeah, liquid comes out. Put me in a blender, yeah. Put me in a blender. So y'all not down to be cremated, but you're down to be blended. Yeah. So weird. With majority, de Toto. I want to be a trendsetter, even in the afterlife.

All right, craziest part of this, though, is that it comes from a true story because this, the man who designed the Pringle's can, Fredigbar, was so proud of his invention that when he died in 2008, his family actually did bring him and some of his ashes in a Pringle's can, like an actual Pringle can. So now they want to carry on the tradition with you. Oh, okay. do it 28 grand easily like I'm glad already like ah this is weird they give me 28000 right now to do something once I'm dead and no longer here

go with a bang they should press you into a vinyl they do that already yeah they do that yeah they do that already sprinkle you into a vinyl oh we could scratch Greg but you won't get any cash while you're alive wait so it's not one of my life no if you become the vinyl that they want oh yeah yeah that's like 28 grand what song would it be uh let's see what song would it be I don't Oh, my God. Look at that. We don't have time. It took too long.

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and the person that was repeatedly saying the cuss word in their head while they were working out, specifically doing planks or wall hugging, they lasted longer than the person that was just thinking normal thoughts. A regular word? Losers. So you got a cuss in your head? You got a cuss in your head. Why you work out? Mothersucker.

In your head, you just said it out of. I don't know. I wonder if that works for any situation where you want to last longer. Wait. I don't think so. Don't you guys do the baseball? You think of baseball? Baseball's too sexy.

What? What? This is a guy thing, right? Yeah. You got to think of something like boring, like paint drying. No, I'm thinking about like running. Like you want to last longer running and you want to quit the marathon and you want to just put it at the finish line. You guys.

You're out of control. You're not going to music. Start singing. Yeah, just start singing in your head and stuff like that. When I'm at the gym, I just think to myself like, why am I doing this? Why am I doing this? Same. That's very positive.

That's not positive. Yeah. I don't know, dude, I don't work out, so it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter for me, dog. And you're dumb. What did you say, Adjoo? Oh, you said, I don't work out. And I'm like, yeah, we can tell.

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