Brown Bag Mornings - 10/16/26 Gatorades & Post-Nut Clarity 💦🍆 | Brown Bag Mornings

Episode Date: October 16, 2026

The squad navigates a wildly hilarious Homie Helpline when a 27-year-old caller regrets asking a girl to be his girlfriend just to sleep with her after buying Gatorades and condoms, prompting callers to confess "thugging it out" with their direct managers for workplace perks. Between relationship disasters, the crew reacts to Justin Bieber winning White Boy of the Year, 50 Cent claiming he ordered Diddy's jailhouse head injury, and John Cena trying horchata for the first time.[Edited by @iamdyre 🛣️]Chapters(00:00) Chisme(2:14) Rap Sheet(4:45) Petty Police(7:58) Scrolling(11:17) The Weather W/ Concrete!(12:37) Homie Helpline(33:03) Adultism(36:28) Chisme(42:36) Play Ball(46:29) Movie News(50:46) Studious Foo Experience the Culture: Catch Brown Bag Mornings and the rest of the network 24/7 on the Amplified Voices TV app: amplifiedvoices.com/podcast-brown-bag/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Before the episode starts, leave a like, drop a comment, leave a review, and yeah, subscribe so you don't miss any roundbag mornings. Zoola, come here? Now what's going on? Cheezmation with Angie. Okay, have you guys heard of the Believe That Awards? No. What? Believe that awards.

It happened like two nights ago. That's the first time I've heard of it. What is it? Tom Price Picks. Yes. Oh, okay. And it's a new award. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's actually the second. you that they've done that and it's hosted by basketball player Anthony Edward from the Temper Wolves. Wow. Yeah and apparently they have this category you guys and it's really funny called the White Boy of the Year. Okay. And guess who won?

Timothy Shamala. I thought it was going to be Erling Holland. That's who I chose. Oh, Holland. You're right, you're right. Okay, let me tell you the nominees. Oh, okay. Domineese were Tom Holland. Okay. Erland Holland. Justin Beaver. Robin Patton

and Travis Kels. No, Timothy Shammala? No, actually, he won it last year. Oh, he won't. Yeah. Got to be Tom Holland. Tom Holland could have won. And there's Halland and then there's Holland.

Yes. Yes. Halland. But no, you guys, Justin Bieber took White Boy of the Year. For what? Mr. Anthony Edwards, himself honoring you with the White Boy of the Year Award. Man, thank you, bro. This is special.

Everyone knows how influenced I am by Black Culture. and this one's sweet. I appreciate you guys. He won white boy of the year and he did his little speech of that. Obviously he wasn't there so it was like a video he sent. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I thought that was so random. Like, White Boy of the Year. Headline Coachella. Yeah. Yeah. He's up there. Everyone has their like favorite white boy? For sure, for sure.

But you guys are right, I think Erland, Holland, Holland should have won it. The soccer player. Halland. Halland. Yeah, he was like memes and everything. Yeah, he killed it. this year.

Oh, yeah. He killed this year. Justin did kill it at Coachella because everybody was talking about him and like the memes of the Yeah. Jay B is a little too obvious. That's why I didn't choose him. I thought Holland was like a wild dog. Yeah, but no, he didn't take it.

Justin Bieber. One white boy of the year. Oh, okay. Yeah. If it's hip pop, you know let these on. Yeah, go. Rep sheet. Let these set go.

Earlier this week we talked about how Did he reportedly allegedly went to the hospital over a head injury. No information was released at that point, and now there's some speculation that he actually got into it with a convicted Jamaican drug kingpin who is himself serving 23 years in Fort Dix or at Fort Dix or in Fort Dix or in Fort Dix at Fort Dix. And his name is Christopher Dutis Koch. Real name. That's his name. Yes. Drug King, with that type of name, wowser.

Apparently, the whole gist of the rumor of what's going on is that Dutis did not like how Dittie was going around, getting these massages into jail, getting people in trouble for how we would pay out people to let him use iPads, to give him massages, to clean and cook for him. And so Duda's went up to him and then did a little poom-pum-poo-pow, okay? Also, reportedly, allegedly, Did he's fine. Like, he was able to talk throughout his whole going to the hospital,

but they had to make sure that his head injury was all fine, and that's why it required medical attention. But wait, there's more, because reportedly, allegedly, according to his own dang mouth, 50 Cent was actually behind the little head injury that 50 Cent got, excuse me, that Diddy got. Now, 50 Cent is in the new movie Street Fighter.

He went on to Jimmy Kimmel to promote that. While he was talking to Jimmy Kimmel, talking about the Netflix documentary that he made about Diddy, he also made a mention of how Diddy sent him a certain kind of flowers, and so he sent him a certain kind of head injury. Listen to this.

Jimmy, I didn't know that he would get a jailbroken iPad in the middle of the jail. This is not jail. This is like a club. Didn't he send you flowers or something like that after that? Yeah, he sent me like a funeral. You were at a club or something in this. Club 11, Club 11. And it showed up and I was like, yo, who sent me? And I was like, oh, okay.

Now, I know where it came from. I just sent him something recently. What'd you send him? A bump on the head. You were responsible for that. D. George. The brother. I believe it.

50 said knows people in New York like that. And if dude is his homie, he's like, hey, I got you. Don't worry. Yeah. 50 is from Southside Jamaica. Queens, that's a Jamaican drug lord. I don't know. Who sounds the case, Your Honor.

We solve the case. You solve the case. That's the sound of the police. The petty police. It's petty. It's just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl.

Pretty in them. Petitest. Pretty. Petitest. All of a sudden, the Dodgers lose, and everybody's coming out, the woodworks, being petty, talking smack. All right, I'm going to give you some examples of people talking smack because the Dodgers are now officially out of their World Series run and their try at a three-peat first up. And this one I could understand because they actually beat us, the Milwaukee Brewers. This is their manager after sweeping the Dodgers in L.A.

Here's what he told his crew. They got a bunch of Hall of Famers. we got a bunch of gamers and the champagne showers commence that was a good one though that was good that was good that was good and that's what a lot of people

throughout all of these past seasons have been saying okay they got this they bought their rings whatever they're ruining baseball but in comes another team that is no longer in the running for a World Series ring

the Yankees and the Yankee fans and they are propping up the fact that they continue to be the last MLB team to have three-peated. They three-peated in 98, 99, and 2000. So, like, we still up, even though they're also down. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah, they had a great dynasty, and I was thinking that, too. I was like, oh, we didn't get the three-peat. That would have matched the Yankees because historically right now, it's kind of like a chase between, like, the Yankees and the Dodgers, with the success and all that. A lot of people say, where the new Yankees? You know what I'm saying? And now it's like, damn, we felt a little short.

Yeah. And then number three is right. here in our own little studio, this random new Milwaukee Brewer fan that was rapping. What bar were you rapping when you came in? Rapping Frosty the Snowman Milwaukee. By yourself. By yourself. He was so happy in our group chat.

You were a Padres fan just last week. Now you're popping off. Now you're all of a sudden in our group chat, it's over. Wrap it up. Look at this guy. LFG in our chat. I can't stand you, bro. I was at all host locals.

And the second that they can't. came back. I was like, wrap it up, y'all are going home. Bye, bye, Dodgers. Good game. But didn't the Brewers beat the Padres? But they're so good right now. They're so good. They're so good. So good. So good. You can't.

You can't be that. But they also beat us. Yes. But they also beat y'all. I can't be mad at that. I can't be mad at that. They just proved like, all right, they beat too good back to back. Like, good. One good. One good. One great. One great. You guys got swept.

You guys lost. I don't mind the talking smack. It's all caps that just buzzed. All caps. It's in all caps. No punctuation. It's just all caps. Oh, my God.

It was just beautiful to see. Beautiful to hear crickets said nothing from you guys. And all you hear is, we have rings. Win, wing, win, win rings. What do you have? We're back to back champions. We're back to back champions.

We do. I'm proud of my boys. They had a good run. I'm going to go ahead and sign that petition and get you out of here. You little boy. Hey, send it over. I'm kidding.

Let's get into scrolling. Scrolling with zombies. One of our favorite WWE superstars is just experience something that we all wish we could experience for the first time ever again. And he goes by the name of John Sina. John Sina was doing an interview with a content creator online. He goes by the name of Golden Scorpion. Scorpion. Scorpion.

I said that right? Scorpion. Scorpion. He does interviews with wrestlers. He wears like a luchalormas. And he decided that he was going to take John Cena to get Orchata for the first time ever. And everybody loves John Cena's reaction. Listen to this.

The Orchata is one of the most traditional water drink in Mexico. It is delicious. This is delicious. Yes, of course. Because they made it with love. It's got like a flavor for days. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Dang, man, that's good. That's good. How is this water? This is not water. No. He loved it so much. You ever put someone on who's non-Mexican to some Mexican stuff?

Yeah. Like who? I just thought he would have had it by now. Some people don't. Some people don't. We're in our little bubble of like we know everything. Like we've tried and know everything. I just figured he's been in LA.

He lived in LA. He might go to a burrito place. That's what I thought. That's what I thought. It's just ordered code. He used to work in Venice at the Gold's gym. I was like, I thought he would have tried it at some point. Some people know the tacos and the Mexican Coke and that's it.

I had a homie from Philly. Shout to DJ Damage. He had never had carnasada before. And I brought him a carnasada flank stick. And he was like, okay, so where's like the barbecue sauce? I was like, bro, we don't put barbecue sauce on this. You just eat it. It's like, it's good already.

The thing is that he was dating Nikki Bella. That's what I'm saying. Who's that? Yeah. She's Latino. She's Mexican. She's another wrestler. Yeah.

She's a professional artist, and that's what I'm like... The sisters, right? Yeah, the twins. But he's such a good actor. Like, you never had... Maybe he just put it on a show for the guy. That's what I was thinking. Yeah.

Yeah, maybe. Maybe he was... If he enjoyed it so much, I better hear him come out to WWE again like this. Hey. Hey, hey. Yeah, I'm surprised, though. I was honestly surprised, like a Latina. I get it.

What? Y'all have never put on someone. that's not Hispanic interest and that you're like yeah I've been known about this my my my black homie to a michelada see my homie ram and it's like bro how you live out here and never tried it I know yeah he had it like uh well like three weeks ago and he was just like oh yeah this is gross he said why is there so much tomato juice the sodium is crazy in here he did not like it exactly but at least he tried it that's good that's good that's good wow well you never know hey reach out to your homies of other ethnicities even though his

spaniacare each month is over it you don't know what they have and try. Put them on. Put them on. Give some masapan. Oh, chorizo, go and webo. That's all right.

Yep. Well, that's, oh, yeah, yeah. I thought you were going to say well is going to. I'm like, that's just hot thug with eggs. No, chorizo go over. Yes. Come on now. All right.

Thank you, Gregory. Yep. Let's get into the weather. And now, the weather. Oh, hell the dog. With concrete storm. What is going out for the weather Friday, October 16th. First, we head up to the state's capital of Sacramento.

Well, I'll be doing stand-up this weekend. all in my elemento. 88 degrees and 55 degrees at night. Next, we take the whippers to the city of El Sobrante. When things get crazy, Jesus, take the volante. 85 degrees and 57 degrees at night. Next, we say, what's up to the native homies in the Santa Rosa Reservation? Shoot over a smoke signal to give me your exact location.

71 degrees and 56 degrees at night. And lastly, we pass the Great One 8 to the city of Simi Valley. It's fire at Perritos, let Brownback turn you up like a pep rally. 98 degrees. 90 degrees and 72 degrees at night. And it's still toxic weather, but it's because the red flag warning continues until Saturday, 8 p.m. With winds of 20 to 30 miles an hour,

with gusts of 35 to 55 miles an hour. All my Halloween decorations are all over my lawn. Angie! It's that on the wind! It's me, you guys. Sorry. Oh, dude. Sacramento, you're going to be 88 and 55 degrees.

El Sobrante, 85, and 57. Santa Rosa Reservation. Shout out, Perritos. Seventy-15. and Simi Valley 90 and 72 degrees. But it does Ishaboy concrete from Bradwick mornings or Power 106. Let's go. Yeah, man.

All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for. The homie help line. I think guys all have this stage, the F-boy stage.

Spencer, just up. He said, what's up, brown bag? My name is Spencer. I'm 27, and I'm going through it right now because I'm in a relationship I don't want to be in. Oh my gosh. I'm going through it right now because I made someone my girl. I met this fine,

ah, girl in Fullerton. This is how we said it. A couple months ago and her and I have been chilling, nothing crazy. I kicked it with her a few times here and there and one of the most recent times

she asked me to go over her pad so I went. When I was driving over there, you know, I had to get some, I had to get some rubbers and gatorades. And gatorades because I already knew

what was about to go down. That's valid. No, yeah. It's valid. Essential. That is actually valid. I get to her house and she's wearing some little shorts and a big tea and I'm ready to throw it down with her. I might just even put a baby in her fine.

Ah. I like this because this is like taking you through his mind. And I don't like his thoughts. I don't like it. So we go to her room and we are just chilling watching some Netflix show. I couldn't tell you what was on because I'm focused on getting it. One hour passes of us chilling. and I'm over here trying to make a move

and she says, quote, no, you're not getting it until you make me a girl. So I was like, I say less. I decided to ask her, let's be together. And then she was convinced that I was just saying it just to hit. But I thought to myself, you know what? I'm down to be with her because she's cool and why not. And it's been three months, F it.

So then whoopty-woo, we do. Wootty-woo, we do our thing. You guys even type out whoop-ty-woo. Whoop-ty-woo, we do our thing. And then after we smashed, I was like, damn, WTF did I do? The PNC started a kick in Brown Bag. I know that word because of you guys. Same.

Yeah. Post. It's real. Hi-hoo. Clarity. I really just ended up in a whole-ass relationship with this female. I was just trying to smash. Now, if I leave, I'm going to look like the MFA hole,

and I'm in a relationship that I don't want to be in. Help me out, Brownbag. Por favor. Do I just stug it out and be with her and see if I rock with her or just leave? I don't like him. I think this is dude land. This is real. This is real.

This happens a lot. At that big age, 27? Hey, hey, hey. Happens at his big age. He's 30. Hey, hey, relax here. Relax here. It's the thrill of a chase.

Once the chase is over, he's like, well, what do I do now? You know? Yeah, that's a big. Yeah, but it's higher, like you put down, let's be my girl. Like, you did that. Well, because she put, oh. Yeah, she's like, I dare her. You got to get with me so I, you can have some of these or whatever.

Yeah, but it's like, in the moment we're going to be like, yeah. Of course, yeah. Sign the lease. Whatever. I don't care. So it's hard to return leases when you sign them, you sign the contract. Yeah, but then it's like, you made me wait this long for this. For this.

Damn. Yeah. Because you guys were so magical, I'm sure. Because y'all, because the experience was so fine. Best five seconds of her life. Ew. Yeah. Come on.

Sliperly slope here, guys. It is. It is the chase, though. It's like the chase of this girl. She's like hot. Like, oh, my God, I want her so bad. And then you get her and you kind of realize, like, who she is. And you're just like, mm.

She's an ugly person. It's just, you don't want that anymore. The chase is over. Is it realizing who she is or realizing who you are? No, we're not the problem, but you are. Yeah, you are. the problem. We are the prize.

Men nowadays. We're the prize. You're not. You're not. We are. The prize. So what? What should he do?

Should he stick around? Should he thug it out, as he said, and be with her, and see if he rocks for her? Because he does say, she's cool. I'll make her my girl. Now he's just, like, that fun part of, like, the chasing her and that thrill, so to speak, yeah, it's gone. But it doesn't always have to be like that. Yeah.

You're not always. It goes through like peaks of value. It's not going to be like that forever in any relationship. Yeah. And the first time you throw it down isn't always going to be the best. You know what I'm saying? You guys learning each other. All this is not to get too graphic.

But it's like it can get better as time goes. You just got to let these. From the girl community, the first time is never the best with y'all. Yeah, so I'm saying. She's not. Yeah. She's like, oh, I thought we were going to do two songs. And it's just the first verse.

And songs are short these days. Man, all right. All right. Yeah, that was just the interlude. Just like when you see a new car for the first time in person, you're like, I've seen the commercials about it. So now women are objects? No, I'm just giving you an example, you know?

Just like, you see the car in the commercials, so you're like, wow, I really like that car. But then you see it at the dealership and you're like, hmm, I don't think this car's for me. I thought the trunk was bigger. Yeah, you know. Yeah, girls, I'm so sorry. Because, you know, like, on the other end of things, like on the girl's side of things, you go through it and you're just like, okay. I was taking a chance on you too, fool.

Mm-hmm. But we find things about each other. Then, why are you wearing the small shorts with the big shirt when I show up? No, because I liked you. And she's home. Yeah. That part. That part.

Not, why'd you wear that? Why'd you wear that? You know I can't handle myself. Slipry. It's a lot to put on her. Why are you dressed like that? Because the girls. Why are you dressed like that?

Yeah. Greg Shane Greg C. Because the girl ends up internalizing that as something's wrong with her. And the way you guys are talking about it is that something's wrong with her, the junk in the trunk,

the oh, she's not as exciting anymore. So it kind of feels like, damn, but what part of that is you? Because she was that same way even before you smashed. Yeah,

and that's why he's saying, I'm gonna be the F, like he feels messed up about it. That's why he's calling herself an F boy. No, I'm calling him that. He put no F boy in here anywhere. The whole thing, too, like when you have intercourse, right?

there's a connection there that's beyond like what we know. Talk about it. And when you don't have that connection during intercourse, it just doesn't happen. It's just not there. And it's okay. And it sucks because it always seems like the guys try to pull away. But in reality, there's just nothing there, right? And that's just what happens sometimes.

Like you can have, you know, man, you can even have an intellectual connection, but you may not have a sexual connection. Yeah. Okay. And you can have a sexual connection. Why make her your girlfriend then? Why make her your girlfriend then? Well, that was a bad decision. He was horrible on his part.

He was not thinking straight. It was very horrible on his part. All right. He wants to know, do I just thug it out and be with her? I did ask her to be my girlfriend. He bought the rubbers and the Gatorates. And then after the situation, he says, look, I just don't want to be with her anymore. Do I thug it out?

Maybe a spark will happen. Maybe it's just the thrill is gone, but there needs to be a new thrill. Maybe I can look it at that. way or am I just 27 and I just need to be out here and free in the world okay and doing this to more people let's go to Sam in Compton what's up Sam good morning good morning hi Sam Sam talk about it what would you want Spencer know um I say he should actually not take it out but just give it a try um I was in a similar situation barely just a year ago and I actually you could say like I said throw it out um not all men or

girls are girls are girls are the same way as well it's not just bad and it's it's hard to admit I was an F girl oh Sammy okay so I'm assuming you slept with a guy and then we're like ugh and then thugged it out um no he actually asked me out the same nine I said yes and I thought about it maybe like two months after um because it was like you guys say the spark wasn't there, but I know what? It's all in my head. I just need to give it a shot. I'm thinking like an F girl. I really need to get my shit together.

I'm pretty good. Yay. Yeah, you really do. Hey. No cursing. Oh, I'm so sorry. So, yeah, I gave it a try and a year later and things worked out. Like, I got to know him a little bit better. I had to start thinking like a woman and not an F girl anymore

because I am grown now. Like, we all need to get our things together. What made you lose the spark? Um, like I, like I said, I was thinking like a F girl at the time. Um, I was single for about two, three years. I left the, uh, my baby daddy. So it's like, oh, you know, like I don't think I want to be in a serious relationship. I was with their dad's because I was 15. Um, so it's like, it really wasn't, I'm not going to be committed to anybody. I need my kids first, but then I met hair. I was like, oh, there may be something there.

Um, so then when I started losing this moment, like, I was like, um, I'm not going to be committed to my kids first. No, it's just the F-girl thinking about you know what? I'm just going to give it a shot. And I did, and we're still together. A year together. We live together. Nice. Oh, I worked out.

Sam, does he know that you had second thoughts? No, it's funny because later on in our relationship, he told me that I was just going to be his F around. But he actually thought about it too. You guys played each other. Yeah, yeah. When an F boy meets F girl, And they're like, okay. Hector, Hector and Santa Ana, you have a similar situation to what Spencer's going through.

Is that true? Yeah, that was true. And that was back when I was a few years in my mid-20s just like he was. But I think he should thug it out. I mean, he did invest a couple months. We got to know her. And like $12. It was her net.

It was her net. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The condoms and the gatorade can get pricey. Sometimes they're like 2.45 or something. The gatories. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just got some. So I think, I mean, there's nothing wrong with her or him, but, I mean, just because he got to that point with her.

And I think they should see where it goes. I don't see anything wrong with. So you saw where it went, and it went, like, you initially slept with a girl, and then you kind of were like, I don't want to be with her anymore, but you stugged it out? Yeah. I think a lot of the times you just got to thug it out. I mean, you got to know the person. Did you do that?

Oh, did I thug it out? Yes. Tell me about your situation right here. It says you've been in a similar situation and you thugged it out for 90 days. You gave it a whole three months. Wow. 90 day trial. So, I mean, this was when I was in my mid-20s, got to meet the person.

And so, yeah, eventually we got to know each other. We never got to live in together, but we were going back and forth, and then it came to a point where the spark was in there, and we just parted ways. Everything just didn't work out anymore. Why did you lose the spark with them? I think it was a lot of the times. I think I was kicking it with the guys,

and it was more with them than with her, and there's problems started coming up and stuff like that. start acting like a girlfriend. Yeah. He loves his boys more. I love my boys more than that. Love my boys more. All right.

KPWRFM, HD1, Los Angeles, Power 106, LA's number one for hip-hop. Winozzi. Angie, I was like holding it into 30s. Okay, what? Did you go by yesterday? She's on a sick one. We were talking about buying gatories

and comments at 7-Eleven. And then you were like, yeah, I was there yesterday. Just bought some yesterday. Yeah, at the gas station. Oh, at the gas station. What about what? Yeah. Gatorade.

Yeah, you're right. They are two for five. You got to make it clear. You got to make it clear. I was ready. I was tired. Gatorids are not two for five. Sometimes they are.

Yeah, they're sales. They're sales. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes 7.11. Got them. I don't buy the rubbers, guys. Guys, come on. It's me.

I don't know. I don't do that. Oh. I don't buy them. I don't buy them. I'm glad you don't buy them. Yeah, I don't. You don't.

You don't. You don't either. We pop. Okay, next caller. Okay. Caller. Let's go to MJ in Echo Park. What's up, MJ?

Good morning. Good morning, Brownback. How are you? Hi, Sunshine. MJ, the homie Spencer. He wants to know, hey, should I dump this girl that I just made my girlfriend so that I could smash? Or should I try to thug it out? By the way, however you have me, if you have me on speaker or on Bluetooth, I hear the whole world.

I hear everything. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Better? Better. Yeah, way better.

All right, MJ, talk to us. What would you tell? Okay. Okay. First of all, both of them, no, no, no, no. She thought she was, she thought she ate when she was all like, no. If you want to get with me, then you have to be my man. Like, she thought she was trying to secure something.

Yeah. And then him de veludo was like, okay, whatever, going with it. My girl then. Both need a lesson both of them. Her to not use that strategy, because that's not a very, smart strategy. Yeah, like, don't play on him just being horns to get you a man. Yeah, because guess what?

After he might, like right now, exactly what he's doing. He's like, I don't know if I should stay. I don't know if I should thug it out. She tricked me. She tricked me. And no. That's already a no. So, I mean, either way, it's going to go bad.

I don't know. Have you been a traitor? You're not a hater. No, you're speaking. You're spitting game. You're spitting game. And him? What would you tell him?

Because he's the one that hit us. I will tell him to be smarter than that. Like, you got played, first of all. Played? Yeah, like, she wanted a man. She got what she wanted. Like, you asked her out because she said, I'm not giving it to you unless you ask me out.

Unless, yeah. And it's going to go bad either way. Oh. Because you can, whether you say not, she's going to be like, you use me, you use me. And then even after, it's going to be like, you use me. And it's even worse because I thought we, I thought we had to connect.

You're dragging her along. Thank you, AJ. You're dragging her along, dog. Instead of just... Just... Cut in it. Instead of just being... Instead of just being serious,

look, man, more than likely girls would be... Girls would approve of you saying or be cool with you saying, hey, I'm trying to have a good time. Yeah. Yeah. 99.9% of the time they can be like, alright, now I know what I'm getting myself into it. Thank you for being honest. Let's get down to it.

I'm too blame if I continue it. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So, you know, and then when you drag it's going to be, And when you drag it on, you know, especially when you thug it out and it doesn't work out, now there's resentment. Yeah. You know, now you're going to be mad. She's going to be a disaster, bro. So just, you know, just be completely honest.

Beyonce, resentment. All right, let's go to Theo in Hollywood. Theo. Yo, what up, brown bag? Theo, okay, bro, right here it says that you are a self-proclaimed F-boy with three girls at once. Ew. Yeah, that was back in the day. Oh, no, no, no, no.

Tell what happened. What happened, Tio? Yeah, so, you know, I was just going through it myself, and I had a broken relationship, and, you know, started just sitting around and enjoying myself. And I had, like, three at one, and then one started getting more serious, and the other started getting more serious,

and we just couldn't keep up anymore, you know. You know, we had to retire the game, hang the shoes up. I don't believe this guy at all. No, he's super charismatic. I could see it. I could see it. Yeah, so, you know, we picked the best one, and we did good. And now, you know, 10 years and really about like six years of married, you know, down the line with kids.

You know, bug it out, bro. You know, man up and find that one. Dad, you must have been like a man. Thug it out just seems to talk to. Thug it out just seems crazy to me. You might learn. You'll learn to love her. You'll learn.

That's crazy, though. Jay, Jay and Riverside. What's up, Jay. Hey, how's it going, Brown Bag? Oh, that's wrong. Jay, are you going to tell her, or you tell Spencer thug it out or to just leave and be the F boy in this girl's life? Oh, bro.

Bro, bro, we've got to thug it out. Thug it out. T-H-G-B. What's another three months? What's another three months? Just a waste of time. It's a holiday. Respect yourself.

Oh, yeah, the holidays are coming up. Just the waste of time. Okay, it says you've done. Respectfully, of course. It says you've done this before on these notes. What happened? Oh, man. So, this is a little bit around.

So, all right. It got messy. So the thing is I dug it out and I'm currently still thugging it out. I was a manager. Hold on. Hold on. What is manager? Hold on.

Power 106, number one for hip hop in Buena Park. Yeah, shout out of all the pedigues in Buena Park. Dude. What did you just say? Okay. Jay, get your thoughts together. He's from Riverside. He says that he thugs it out with, and now he's thugging it out with his manager.

Still is. Still? Currently. Yeah. Okay. Jay. So you and your manager slept together? Yeah.

Yeah. It was during my whole divorce process that I'm currently still going through. and, you know, she was like, kind of like a person and be like, oh, like, you know, if you don't want to talk, I'm always here for you and this and that. One thing led to another, it got hot and heavy, and yeah, man, we kept that going, and after that first night, that PNC right away,

because I'm like, oh, dude, this is my manager, like my direct manager, too. Like, pro quo. Yeah, and, like I'm saying, I still had to suck it out because overall, like, they may not be getting special treatment that worked. So. Oh, so you're seeing the benefits.

Yeah. Oh, my gosh. But you don't really rock with her like that, but you're thugging it out. No, she's cool. She's a dope-ass person. And it's just, we're not, we're both, we both agree that we're kind of just, like, messing with each other, but we don't really want a relationship, especially, like, since I'm going through, like, a whole divorce right now.

Like, it's not something that we want to really get into. right now, especially because she's been like a single mom for about like six years already. I have two kids on my own and like I'm still like no. Yeah. Yeah, it's an old family. Yeah. She's got a whole family.

Come on dog. You're not you're not thugging it out, dude. She wants you for what she, for what you are. Just a fool going through a divorce. She sees you on the rebound. And he sees you on the rebound. And he's Also, because he likes a special team-in-hour. My manager.

He gets extra long breaks now. It's called the family. Yeah. I'm in the process of a divorce. You're still married then. The perks are pretty good. So the examples of the people saying thug it out, it just shows me, don't thug it out. Like, maybe don't thug it out.

There's not wasting each other's times. A lot of people are saying to thug it out, though. Just like. Yeah, but then you hear with their stories? Yeah. Thugging it out is another word for saying, I don't have the balls to say, I don't want to be with you. Let's go. That's thugging it out.

Instead of being a man, pon to those weevos, you know, I'm not feeling it. I'm sorry. You go your way. I don't want to waste your time. I don't want to waste my time. Everybody just go each other's ways.

That's it. Save her the trouble, please. Save her the trouble and yourself, buddy. The other day, I was hosting, it was an event giving different charities out here in L.A. Oh, that's so nice. Grants from the Goldhurst Foundation, which they got money.

They were like giving them. weigh $75,000 grams. Damn. Yeah, yeah. To really, really, really cool charities. I know, I'm like, dang, can I make a charity? What can I do for that charity? There was a charity that plants tree.

Shout to the, oh, that's cool. Oh, that's cool. There's charities for, like, refugees and stuff. It was really good, good causes, really good causes. But while I was there, there was someone on a panel, and they were talking about how sometimes we don't know that we are being adultist. And I have not stopped thinking about that.

Because she specifically works in like a law firm for like social justice. Okay. And she was like, yeah, I fight against racism, sexism, adultism. And I was like, what one day? Do you know, like adultery? Adultery? No. What is it?

Adultist is when adults look down on younger people because we're older. Yes. Or like make kids do something and don't ask for the kids consent. You may be adultist. I look at this up and this says 10 signs you are experiencing adultism as a younger person, okay? Marketers sell you cool things instead of useful things. Adults say, because I said so to you. What?

Yes, yes, yes, yes. You can't make decisions about your own body without parental consent. You're forced to go to school. Oh. Or people say you'll understand when you get older, then you may be experiencing adultism. them. If people say, hey, no two people under 18 without adult supervision, supervision, they might be adultist towards you. What the hell is the point of getting older?

If you can't do all those things. That's the whole point to get older to shame the youngest. So don't be a parent. Yes. So don't be a dad. Well, that was happening. Because I said so. Well, that was happening.

I was like, oh my God, am I adultis? But these fools are trying to put a needle in a microwave. And I'm saying, don't do it. Yeah. Yeah. Don't get a tattoo on your forehead. Yes. You're 14.

Yes. Yes. Do what I say. Yes. Okay. But then are we just openly adultist? Because I hope the kids don't learn about this word. Yes.

But this lady was saying it. She's like, yeah, social justice. Like I will go to bat for people that have faced racism, gender inequality, sexism, adultism. It's a past. They just call it a boomer. That's it. You're just being a boomer. We.

We. It's us. The kids call us boomers. Like we're acting like a boomer. Yeah, just FY the word is out there and I guess there's now like a whole law. Do you want with your body? Yes. You want to put drugs in it and drive?

Okay, so. Yeah, and then that happens and then what happens? They get injured and then now we're bad parents because they're not going to be. Let's say what you're like teaching kids to go party, you got to ask them if it's okay. What? Stuff like that. Tell them, they need direction, they need leadership. You need to tell them what to do.

They don't know any better. But that's just as we're not enough. There's not enough adult-adultism going on. Yeah. We need to bring back the belt. That's why we're- bringing back the belt. You guys are confirming me because I was there sitting down like, dang, am I adult-is?

All right, let's get into Sheismation. Zool, come here? Now what's going on? Ew! Chees-Mation with Angie. You guys, Cardiopee is sad because she lost Esmeralda. She's excited. She's the moment.

Her name is Esmeralda. Yeah, who was her name? Esmeralda. She lost her Birken bag, you guys. Oh, poor thing. God forbid. No, those things are really expensive. Like, I was looking at them, and then it's like the cheapest you can get is $13,000.

They're expensive. They go up to $2,000. And they have to allow you to buy them. Yes, apparently. Like, it's not even that you can purchase it. You can buy it. Hermes has to allow you to buy that. You got to be approved.

Yeah, you do. 13,000 is like a used one. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, the cheapest you can actually get one is like $13,000. They go up to like $2 million. And this. started because like somebody like a fan of hers actually tweeted saying like oh my gosh she needs to bring Esmeralda back and then she's like no dude like I lost it I

I lost her I think I left her like at a hotel or something I'm so sad but then it's funny because she tweeted that and then one of her friends actually replied back saying like oh my god girl like your bag is actually at so-and-so studio so she found it oh she found it she found when she started asking questions it just turned up yeah I mean but now people are saying like dude if your friend you were your back was that why didn't they hit you up? They were trying to wait for like the year and then she forgot.

This is mine now. Yeah, exactly. Finders. Or she's forgetful. And they're like, girl, it's right there. Because that's what the text was like, it's in calling the studio girl. Yeah.

Oh, no way. She forgot about it. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Shout to her. I know. She's lost expensive stuff.

Yeah. Yeah. I was 13 and my mom had bought me some product glasses. And she was like, I'm going to. Hold on. Not enough adultism right there Why would you need Prada glasses at 13?

Because I like the brand I don't know With your hard life You like the brand? At 13 Wait Nothing about Prada at 13 dog

And she made it clear Like do not lose these glasses Are very expensive glasses What'd you expect? You're 13 I lost them within like three days Until this day She will literally be like

I'm never like She's like I remember I bought you Prada glasses when you were a kid And you lost them I'm not buying you this And I was like oh okay Wait Oh, wait, sunglasses or like prescription?

Prescription glasses. But you don't wear glasses. I was supposed to. I was supposed to. You just thug it out? I don't make sense. And I went here segments are always crazy. I was supposed to wear glasses, my jeep.

I was supposed to wear glasses. And then I lost them. She was like, I'm not buying you new ones. I told you not to lose those. Good. We lost them. Well, we had a homie that could have got you glasses, but. Oh, yeah.

I'll say it. But he tucked his tail, so we can't help you there. Yeah, we lost a vision. Yeah. You guys ever lost anything expensive, like crazy expensive? And it hurt to lose. It hurt to lose. My Prada sunglasses.

I had them for years and I... You also? No, but I bought them as an adult. No. You have no business buying Prada glasses, though. I had them. Here we have no business buying anything named brand. Well, I lost it.

We lost it. After like four years, we had a good run, but I don't know where the hell they're at anymore. Oh, till this day, you haven't found this. Yeah, I found. I lost them like a year ago. Honestly, I'm the one that, well, I threw cash to the trash can by. What? Yeah.

But that's because I'm forgetful. I'm forgetful. You know, I had money like in my bag pocket. And I don't know, subconsciously, I just got it and I thought it was trashed. Threw it to a trash. Next thing you know, like I'm, but it was at home. Next thing you know, I'm like looking for the money. And then I find it.

I had everyone looking for it. We found it in the trash can. You were, you were assuming people took it, huh? Oh, yeah. You're accusing people. What's the I get your all that for

$4. It was $200. 200 bucks. Yeah, but I found it in the trash can with food or nasty. Oh, gross. Trash juice.

Trash juice. Trash juice. Yeah. Concrete, what's the most expensive thing you've ever lost? I don't really buy expensive things like that.

She was just. Yeah, your shoes are expensive. Oh, wait. Well, no, loss and stolen are two different things. Oh, yeah, that's true. Someone stole your shoes? My bag had a brand new Perritos chain, had a brand new watch in there, all kinds of stuff. Maybe I bought, what, 10 grand in there?

Damn. Okay, that's a lot. Okay, well, that hurts. Everything hurts. But that was stolen, not lost. It's different. Like, I didn't even know. This past weekend, I was in Chicago, and I left my Kylie General meta glasses there.

No way. And I know someone's just walking around. They have a little diamond on them and Mito. And I had a homie that worked at the anatometries that could have helped me. What happened? What happened with that way? What's his name? Where are we supposed to do a charity event?

We were tomorrow. It was going to be tomorrow. Yeah. And then so what happened? I don't know. We could go. I was available. Didn't you move your flight?

I moved my flight. I moved all kinds to do charity. And then they're like, oh, you can't do it no more because somebody got mad. I'm like, what? What? Yeah, it's crazy. Did the city get mad? Did the school get mad?

No, not them. Not them. No. And everybody wanted us there. Everybody wanted us there. Yeah, it was for good cause. Yeah. I guess.

Because we'll have to find other homies. Charity should not have ops. There we go. DJ E-man. Yes. Most expensive thing you ever lost. Not your glasses. You always have glasses.

My virginity? No, me. I'll say me. That's the most expensive. Okay. You can never get this. For me, back in a days, it was the crater records. And that is worth something.

And we're talking about that was like at least, what, 50, 60 records in there. Each record is about five bucks each. Oh, for sure. Oh, yeah, that was so bad. He had the first edition, Mozart. Beethoven's great scene. I had the Last Supper soundtrack. Oh.

He was there for it. It was a dub plate. They shouted him out in the song. In the record. They did. Shoot the J. Shoot it. Playball.

All right, you guys. The Old Dinosaur Dog. Rogers were swept by the Milwaukee Brewers. But I'm going to tell you three positive takeaways from this disaster. All right. Number one, Shohei got his swing back. He hit a three-run bomb after not hitting a home run since August.

Listen to the call. Are you playing the Chinese version? Japanese. Japanese version. Well, I have the English one. Two if you was on here, though. Yeah, that would be nice. There's a high drive.

The day-shaking joke. It felt so good. good to see it finally happened for him. After he'd been struggling the whole time, felt like he kind of got his mojo back a little bit. He didn't do great in the rest of the game. But I mean, he found something. He found his swing.

And number two is this is going to force them to get younger. The Dodgers were literally dinosaurs. Their average age was 31. I know it doesn't seem old to us. But in baseball years, it is. And also, they have a lot of miles. They've been playing for years deep into the playoffs. Some of them even played in the World Baseball Classic,

which was like, they didn't. get any time off, basically. Freddie Freeman is going to be 38 when the next season starts. Mookiee Betts is 34. Max Muncie's 36. Keek is 35. They also got to get younger as a team. And I think this is going to force them to do that.

And number three, Dodger fans are finally put out of their misery. I know I was stressed for days, weeks. Every time a game would come on, I would plan my day around it. And finally, it's all over. They took us to the back. Old Yeller style, got it done easy and quick. Four game sweep. So this is supposed to make us feel better?

You get this report? Yes. Oh, okay. Nobody's? I don't think so. It's okay. I'm fine with it, bro. I'm fine with losing.

You're fine with losing. Yeah, I'm fine with losing. Because in order to go up, you've got to hit rock bottom. Yeah. Oh, this is rock bottom for you guys now? Yeah, dude. What?

We're used to championships and championship. Yeah, I'm sorry that your rock bottom is different than ours. You just got, he's got swept at a hole. Yeah, but we didn't drag on to game seven and we lost. It's because we're all old now. Let them have. Let them have. This whole situation.

They don't have nothing else. It was just flooded the other day. And I'm just sad. I'm sad. What's his face is retiring? Rojas. Yeah, Rojas is retiring. He instantly.

Retirement in the end. Instantly retired. Yeah, right on the field or like as soon as he got in the locker room, he told everybody, hey, this is it for me. He wants to come back as a coach. So that's going to be cool. But yeah, a lot of other Dodgers are likely leaving. It's probably going to be a whole reset next year.

So, you know, we have another chance to come back stronger, better, younger, and faster. Okay, Papa John. Better, better ingredients, better. Papa John. What do we root for? Who's still there? The Brewers.

Not you. You are not included in the Wii. They look crazy, though. I know what you're doing as a Padres. They look crazy. Guardians, I don't know. Guardians? Yeah, they have Jose Ramirez.

It's pretty good. I don't, I don't know. I mean, but at the same time, I feel like it's inevitable that the Brewers are going to win. They were just playing so good. They're probably going to dominate the next team as well. So it's more than likely they're going to happen.

I'm on to the Lakers now. Yeah. You've been room for the Lakers now. Baseball season is over. Yeah. Basketball season starts on October 21st. Even for the MLB. Who wants to watch the Milwaukee Brewers play?

Versus the Cleveland Guardians. Gee, there's going to be 49 people watching this world series on TV. The ratings are going to take. Tank. All right. Well, hopefully that makes anybody feel better. I'm pretty bummed out about it, but I'm starting to look forward to next season. So that was sports.

I'm Rose Cranzvick for Brownback Mornings. I'm Power 106. Oh, wow. Hey. We're going to the movies now. Okay. I don't know this. New movie in theater right now, right now.

Street Fighter, baby. Yeah. There we go. Street Fighter's in theaters right now, and I got a chance to see it early on Wednesday. Go watch it. It's a great time. I have three little takeaways that you should get ready for

as you're going to see the movie. Number one is expect bits of anime, sprinkled throughout. It helps tell the story. You're going to see it like go to Ken and I said his name wrong. It's not Ryu. It's Ryu, right? Ken and Ryu's relationship with their master.

It tells a lot of the story, anime version, okay? Also, the moves are so cool. If you've ever played the game and you might have forgotten certain moves that different people have. As soon as you watch this thing, it's very extra. It's very ridiculous. Don't expect to go in there on some dark night theme like it's going to be like, or like a lot of the Batman movies are.

No, this one is on purpose, extra, it's camp. That means it goes all the way out there. Think like a Barbie. You know how the movie Barbie, they were funny? Oh, I love Barbie. Yeah. Like they knew, bro, they're playing dolls. Like they know.

Yeah. The people in Street Fat, they know they're playing a freaking cartoon character. They're not taking themselves too seriously. They're not. And we laugh for it. I want you to know that. Andrew Schultz, the homie Andrew, he does an incredible job. I didn't know his character until I watched it.

It's like, okay, this guy was. meant to be the funny. Yeah. He did really well. I don't, I expect him to become a global superstar after this. Wow. You'll see what I'm talking about when you watch it.

It's so fire. But back to the moves that you see, these things just snap you back to being little, playing with your brother or your sister or fighting or whoever you choose, just pressing random buttons. Yes. And then you get Chun Li kicking up and down. You get the one sumo fighter doing the hand gesture.

Ion-Don-Gon-Gron. Yeah, it means something mean in Spanish when you do that with your hands. But yeah, he kills it. Also, there is an homage to Bison. All right, Bison is played by a new character. David, which is a really long last name that I cannot pronounce correctly. But he is paying homage to Raul Julius, who played Bison in the 1994 version of Street Fighter. By the way, Raul passed away before Street Fighter even came out.

He passed away two months before that movie dropped. And his performance was incredible as Bison, essentially the bad guy of this whole situation. Right. Now, in this movie, you're going to see two Easter eggs. One of them is a painting on the wall that pays homage to Raoul from the 94 film. And another is the way that this bison recants a certain phrase that'll knock you right back into 1994 in that film. So expect that for all the crazy street fighter fans. It makes you really want to go play street fighter.

You hear all of the different noises. When Hadoakin comes in, the crowd went wild. I bet. It comes in a certain moment in the movie. Dude, when Blanca comes out, it's fire. You see Chun Lee killing it. You see Ken and Ryu. It's fire.

Go watch it today and let me know what you think. Rotten Tomatoes, the fans are giving it an incredible score. The critics are not too happy about it, but it's Barbie vibes. Yeah, you can't expect the critics to be like, oh, I love this. They want to see movies like the Revenant and like the Covenant and like just all these, you know. I was thinking about it. When we see the Batman films, they've done an incredible. incredible job at making these movies that were this way, like that were the fun and like,

hey, we're just playing superheroes to like some very dark, introspective, like, cinematic films. Yes. So now when you get a film that's like, hey, we just want to go back and play, bro. Like, we just want to make video game noises. That's how they used to be. The old Batman's were ridiculous. Yeah.

You know? Batman with George Cooney. It's chill. It's chilled. Not any of a movie. Chill. Just watch the movie. Just chill, though.

You know what I'm saying? They did. destroy movies that are not, dude, it's not necessarily meant for you to go over there and be like, Titanic, you know, like, relax. Relax. You know, like, relax. It's Mortal Kombat. Yeah, relax.

Based on a video game. Just chill. All right, make sure you go check it out. Let us know what you think about it too. Right now. Let's get into Studios, food. Hey, fuck. Hell of Studios.

What's 9 plus 10? Turn in your life? Look at this studious food. But have you ever wonder why we love as people going into haunted houses? Why do we like getting scared? It's because we like the rush. A Baylor psychology lecture explains that haunted houses kick our fight or flight response into gear.

And we like that. We like thrill. Basically, your body hits the panic button. Knowing it's pretend, knowing it's just pretend really helps you because you know that you're not going to die over and at them. But it just gets you going. It gets your blood going. You know, you get the excitement while knowing that the monster is just working a shift.

Perrito, that's it. You know? You know what it makes? It teaches me that a lot of your fools flight or fight response is throwing your girl in front of you. Yeah. It is. Yeah. I was like, oh, thanks.

You're like a holder. I want you to get the experience. Oh. Yeah. I want you to get the experience. I already, I'm not scared, babe. I'm not scared. I'm just behind you, clutching you.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I personally, I wasn't a fan of, you know, going into haunted houses. I've never been. and then my girl kind of started getting me into it, going to, you know, to, you know, a universal or magic or whatever the case. And now I'm like a super fan.

I love going to it. It's become a tradition every year with the kids now. We go and we're going. They go too? And I also got engaged on Halloween. Oh. You at a theme park? I had a theme park.

Cute. It was her and her mothers and her dad's, that was her thing to go to the theme park. Oh, that's so cute. So I decided to kind of keep that going, and I proposed to her at the cemetery at Knott'sbury Farm. I love it. Scare of a lifetime.

Yes. Were you guys dressed up? We were both dead anyways at the last time for that. Huh? What'd you say? Were you guys dressed up? Were you guys in a costume? Yeah, we were wearing Dracula T-shirt print t-shirts.

Like Dracula. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so tight. You know nowadays if someone were to do that, they would, like, go viral and, like, beyond the news. Nobody was back there. We just turned to snug back there. Yeah.

I did it all. I don't know how she didn't know. I was carrying the whole, like, box with the ring. On your pocket, yeah. What did you say? I want to suck your blood for life. Yeah, for life. For life.

Yeah, man. So that's what it is, but it does. You guys like the excitement. You like the little dopamine here. And keep doing it. You're not weird. It's okay.

Everybody loves it, right? Go to a hunted house tonight if you want. Spooky vibes. Go get some... Do one are you not going to the mazes? I'm going to the mazes. I like measas. I like meas.

Yeah. You go into the middle? Yeah. But I'm the look down. Like, I will look at feet. I won't look at. Oh, then you're wasting money. I'm scared.

I'm not doing it because I want to be there. Yeah. I get in trouble because I put my hands up. They're like, put your hands down. Oh, you're ready to fight. Yeah. And they're like, put your hands down. So they get mad every single time I go in.

Oh, yeah. I would too. You put your hands up? Like I'm like, oh, ready to fight. Fist up. Like this. I can feel fist up. And they're just like, put your hands down or else.

I can't feel a fist. I'm like, oh, man. So squabble the monster. Scariest, but it was. Mm. Ooh, there was, it was this year at Universal and it's the one that was at Jurassic Park. What did they do? Yeah, the Jurassic Park theme, right, but it was just, it was in that area.

It was really good. I thought it was just. You know what it was good at the best one out of all of it. Honestly, it was the best one. One thing you don't see a lot of haunted houses is Cholos. I wonder why. They're in meadow. They got to do it in real life.

For a lot. All right. Stay students, pit bulls. Let's go.