Brown Bag Mornings - 10/21/26 Banning My Brother From Thanksgiving 🦃✈️ | Brown Bag Mornings

Episode Date: October 21, 2026

The squad navigates a ridiculously petty Homie Helpline after a listener tries to ban his little brother from Thanksgiving for showing up to Halloween dressed as the flight attendant he cheated with ���️🎃! Between family feud drama, the crew breaks down Dylan Sprouse's wild family tree discovery, LeBron James screaming at Knicks fans, and an Italian artist selling an invisible air sculpture for $18,000 🌳🏀🎨.[Edited by @iamdyre 🤥]Chapters(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local(2:49) Chisme(5:02) Petty Police(7:45) Scrolling(11:12) The Weather W/ Concrete!(16:22) Homie Helpline(29:21) Don't You Know I'm Local(32:56) Chisme(39:15) Play Ball(48:09) Money Moves(51:16) Studious Foo  Experience the Culture: Catch Brown Bag Mornings and the rest of the network 24/7 on the Amplified Voices TV app: amplifiedvoices.com/podcast-brown-bag/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Yo, before the episode starts, leave a like, drop a comment, leave a review, and yes, subscribe so you don't miss any brownback mornings. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? And here's one cost we can just breathe a little bit easier about your L-A-D-W-P bill. You know, there's been a recent surge in the prices and the bills that we've been seen on our electric bills, especially over the summer, the hot one. And the summer is lasting forever.

I think today's finally the first day of freaking fall. It's not, that was a 20-something. Yeah, the 20-s. It's going to feel like it. It feels like it. Thank you, my brother. Thank you. Thank you.

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They figured out how to Klarna our electric bills, which I appreciate. But yes. This past summer, when I look at that electric bill, I'm like, ooh. I bet. Anybody pay the bills at your house, the electric bill? It was a lot. It was a lot. It was a lot.

The AC was running. Yeah. Running. That means you guys don't see the bill. I can just tell in your faces. It's still running. They just take it off, like, automatic. So I'm like, you don't even look at it.

You don't even look. It hurts. It hurts. She got money. I have a theory Angie pays all the bills at our house and she doesn't realize it. Yeah. You're They're

They're robing your family No Not even They just put everything in their name Well we got you with you No we have No we have solar panels So it helps

So I know it's not as much It helped at one point Have you seen the solar panels Yeah Yeah it's dirty No Angie's middle child guilt Had her offering up That she will pay

Yes Like if you just love me I will pay all the bills You know what The cell phone bill It's under my name I don't know when my sister's the last time You have a family pack for everybody?

The Seguranza also? Yeah, the insurance too. Yeah. There's hardly any more bills left. I think you're going to be able to move out that crib, by the way. They don't want her to move out. Yeah, you're holding it up. But what's crazy is they won't give her the house either.

It goes to her little brother. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. No pasa nada. No, what's going on? She's Mason with Angie. Okay, you guys, J-Lo is off limits. again.

Oh, brother. Why, you guys are tired of her? Yes. I'm not tired of her. I just don't like what she's doing right now. Dude, apparently she is casually dating her co-star, Brett Goldstein. He's not, he's an actor comedian. He's not from Ted Lassow.

He plays Roy. But apparently they have a Netflix, like, romantic comedy. Yeah. Where he actually wrote the script thinking specifically about J-Loh. Oh, wow. Well, because he knows how she is. The, I like the, the movie, it dropped this year.

Yes, yes, yes. It's called office romance. And she's his boss or something and they get together. It's a whole thing. It's a whole thing. But during the thing, like all the questions,

they're like asking me like, no, everything's fine. We're friends or whatever. Oh my God, yes. So earlier this year where this movie dropped out, right? They kept asking her like, yeah, are you guys dating

because the chemistry's there? So good. It's so good. And she, her response was saying like, no, no, no, listen. There's never a time when I'm seen with somebody you're working with somebody where they don't try to put me with the person.

That's true. That's true. I think if you stand near her, that's what happened. That's what you wish would happen. That's why I've been standing so nice. That's not right. I wrote these kiss scenes for us. Yeah.

There's a whole birth scene in there. Like, it's a wild movie. Well, there's a part, like, in the beginning where they meet and then he gets a, all fiatled for her. Just looking at her. He wrote this for her. He did. He wrote it.

It's a hard watch. Yeah. He wrote the script that if any dude was in room with her, we'll feel like. He's playing chess because he knows that she's, she tends to date her co-stars. He did mention that last time too. Did she date Ben before, after they dated, they were on screening after? After. After, yeah, they met that.

Okay, because she had hello co-stars that she didn't date. Her stats, I don't want to put that on it. She never dated anaconda. Oh, true. Do we know that? Is that confirmed? She never dated that snake or ice cube. You're not in a condo.

That's the sound of the police. The petty police. You're petty. You're just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest. Pretty pettiest.

All right. What ruins flights for you guys? Crying babies. Oh, my God. Yeah. Crying babies. Yeah. The middle seat.

The middle seat. That's getting the middle seat. Or when there's turbulence and they can. can come with the refreshments. Oh, golly, why? Just because a little bit of turbulence, you can't serve me on Coke. You can't come with a car?

You're crazy. Hold it steady. Yeah, hold it steady. You know what really grinds my ears? That is steady, Edith. Judith. Judith. Okay, how about this?

You guys said crying babies. How about crying adults? There's a woman, and she's going viral with this sound. Shout out to do this sound. Because she says a woman cried for three hours after she refused to switch seats on a 10-hour flight. The woman cried for three hours.

She pans to the woman whose face has been blurred. You can check out the video, Brownback Morning's 106 on Instagram. And the woman is just like blurry and tears on the, on the, on the, on the, on, right next to her. Three hours. Three hours. It happens. I have people tell me like, hey, man, can I get your window seat?

My girl sitting next to it. And I'm like, no. You say no? Yeah. Why? I pay for this. He pays extra for the window. I pay extra for my window seat.

Have your girl be in the other seat. If you wanted to sit with your girl, she'd have got that ticket earlier. Well, sometimes it's the ones where it does like a raffle. Oh, yeah. Like it randomizes where you sit. Now check this out. According to this travel blogger Tomika Harvey, she said that a woman had asked or they had asked her, hey, you mind switching because I want to sit next to my husband for this 10-hour flight?

She said, nope, not on my watch, not on this flight. And then, boom, three hours of crying, bro, no. That's a lot. I get the window. See, because I get to lean and fall asleep, that's the whole thing. You know, con d'amengo over from the shows, you know, I want to sleep, dog. I bet. So it is what it is.

I would have cried tears of joy if I don't have to sit next to my girl on a flight, honestly. If you didn't have to? Let him just be on that leg on his own young. Like, you have so much responsibility when you're with your girl. If she's across the aisle, I can't see her. I just worry about myself. Until the flight's over. Yeah.

Babe. An emergency. Grab the thing. Put it first. Yeah. Are you okay? That was... I'm not good.

That right there was... Save yourself. Police. I gave room. Clean it up. There we go. Scrolling with all me. You might be scrolling on your TikTok, your Instagram,

and keep hearing this reggaeton song by Carol G. Baby Wow, and if you haven't heard it yet, it sounds like this. I'm trying for Lumidi to come in there, you know? Oh, because of the drum pattern? The sample. Banger, banger, banger. But the reason that I'm bringing up this song is because it's going viral because of this one guy called EVE Ramirez. He posted a video on Instagram a long time ago.

of him dancing to a cumbia song, but somebody took his video and put the baby while in the background instead and it's blowing up. He was dancing like at a quince or something. It was like a, it's a video from some kind of event, some kind of wedding, some kind of kinse. So it's freaking HD quality.

Oh, yeah. Like the cameraman knew what he was doing. Yeah, and the original video has this song. Ooh, bien sabroso. They're doing like a dance circle. They're doing like a dance circle, so like everybody's in a circle of dancing. Okay, food.

He passes by the camera, takes a bite of his food, and he just gives it the look, and he just keeps walking off, and everybody loves this video right now. Yeah, people are, is it calling, it's a call to wedding or stitching? Because they're stitching something with that video. They're not just posting that video. They're posting something about themselves next to that guy. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it would be like, my boyfriend eating my food from the fridge. Like, when I get home, like me thinking about the snack I have in the fridge, the whole ride home, and then my boyfriend just eating it.

Yeah. Yeah. They're putting a caption on it. Yeah, yeah. The craziest thing, though, people thought this food was dead. What do you mean? Why? This video that he posted was from 2025.

Okay. And he posted about a couple, three more videos. And then that's it. Never posted another Instagram video again until four days ago. Really? Yeah. He went viral? He went inactive, but I think he was active on TikTok.

And people are like paying him to like do food reviews because of how good he made that little conchal. Yeah. Pastry look in that video Yeah, so this video's like old as hell But it's resurfacing with the baby Wow in the background now He's not dead bro, he's just Gen Z They don't be posting a hard post on their Instagram feed

It's like it's two And that's it But they're always there They have stories, they got highlights And all of that They just don't post on their feed I can't wear it's like the Gen Z way bro The Gen Z thing to do

What would be tight is if Carol G brought him out Oh that would be Show some kind of concert I mean, yeah, he helped you go super mega viral with your record. I mean, help. The song is already viral. It's all very, yeah. He did help a little bit.

More? More? More? He's adding fuel to the flame. He's adding fuel to the flame. Okay. All right. Oh, yeah. She got two more ticket sales.

Let me tell you this. For guys like me, I never heard the record. It's a campaign going around. You didn't see the dance? Yeah, there's a whole dance that she has to. I think she looks good doing it as well. By the way, that guy is iconic. Right before Halloween, you're going to see people.

people dress like him. He kind of, he looks like Mani Machado. Kind of. You think everyone looks like it. He does. He does. He does like Madi Machado.

He looks like Madi Machado. He looks like Madi Machado. He looks like that. Thank you guys. Why do you get into your Padre Fevergreen? I don't know. And now the weather. Oh,

ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. With concrete storm. Berito Zeta is going down for the weather. Wednesday, October 21st. First, we cruise down to the city of Lemon Grove bumping 90s rap in my Honey spoke. 77 degrees and 62 degrees at night. 60% chance of rain, Perritos.

Next we crack jokes all the way to the city of Bakersfield. Hit it with one-liners like Ronnie Dangerfield. 70 degrees and 54 degrees at night. 85% chance of rain down there. Now we hit the Pino in the city of East Lowe. Shout-out-out-out-out-out-thrucitos and mi-clos out there. 71 degrees and 62 degrees at night with 90% chance of rain, Peritos. Lastly, we get all Lula in the city of Friendly Hills.

Check out the oil. My Cadillac spills. 73 degrees and 63 degrees at night with 85% chance of rain. Burritos. It's going to check out for the flood watch. It's going to be a major flood watch in every city, man. Guiladito, man. Drive carefully, man.

Don't be on your phones while you're driving. Be safe. Take care of yourself and others on the road. All right. So Lemon Grove, you're going to be 77 degrees, 62 degrees at night. Bakersfield, 70 and 54 degrees at night. East Lod's you're going to be 71 and 62 and Friendly Hills. 73 and 63 degrees at night.

Perito's isechiboy concrete from bad back mornings are Pa 106. Let's go. Okay. What did Roscoeumali have to do with any of this? Nothing. What? You went to me during our break room and you were like, hey, Lettie, who's that guy from the bay that had a banger in the 2000s?

Oh, my God. Nothing. I was just, we were just talking. You were saying like Osali and I was like, oh, Roscoeumali. And you're like, I'm going to play him. You said that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I was just, I don't have access to play anything here.

We were having a little versus battle of old bangers. Old bangers. Oh, bangers. Roscooomali, Big Gemini. Hepenitized. Yeah, nocturnal. Anybody with my life is like. It was the Battle of the Unks.

Oh. Shut up. You know that song too. It's a very tall. I just want everyone to know. And you guys probably already know. Yeah. How funny Angie is.

Angie is her love. She had one little banger in the background now. She has all bangers. Bam. Okay, I have to give context because concrete's doing a big hating face. So. It's giving me a hole. Unfortunately, due to new updates, we cannot be heard outside of California unless.

And then people are hitting us up. They're DMing us. They're texting us. Like, hey, we can't listen to you. And yesterday, I was like, here's what we can tell them because there's certain ways to kind of like. Address things? Well, no, no, like, we'll get around the system. Oh, okay.

So we're like, give them the hack or whatever. Legal hack, great hack. Everybody loves to talk. Everything's legal. Everything's legal. But I sent that out yesterday to the whole team. You did. So earlier in the bag, concrete's like, letty, people are hitting me up and hitting me up and I don't know what to say.

And I'm just like, it's right there. I sent it right there. And so he's reading it like in the moment. He's like, lette, you don't understand. They're hitting me up like they can't even function. Like someone. Some dude said that. He's at, I'm at work and I can't function.

Like, I can't even function. And then I said, oh, are they from the bay? Exactly, guys. See that, fellas? That was just function. Function from the bay. Get it. E.

I went dumb. Mona, look at Mona's face. It's good because it's Angie. I went dumb with it, okay? Yeah, you did. Yeah. Y'all is such a bit. And because Lepi's her friend, she got her a blah.

Damn, you're like Chappelle. I didn't say that. I didn't say that. Angie Chappelle. Because me and Concrete were having that combo. It was a me and Concrete thing. Angie's just chilling. She's like, oh, I thought they were from the bay.

No blinker, no nothing. And I thought that was so funny. Concrete's mad that I laughed so hard at Angie. Because it was, it was, it was, it was, it was. It was good, but it wasn't like, she was falling out of her, I love her, it's so funny. Like, no te pass this,

you're such a hater. It's okay to laugh, and you don't even laugh like that, dog. That's what it is. Yeah, you swear. Yeah, you're so, amiga, you're so fire. Yes.

Amigis. She is. She is. She would be like, buy us coffee. Like, what? No, it's that. Okay, for that one, buy his coffee. No, Bevecita right there, okay?

She had a joke, and I loved it. I loved it. What a hater. Now fix your face. Do another one. Let's see. No. He's not on command.

Do your dance in. Cantele. Cance a little thing. Do the thing. We have time inside the homie helpline. And if Angie's buddy, let her be for your con. Y. All right, check this out, homie.

You need a homie or need some help? We need your head. We need a line. I mean phone line We got you for The homie help line You can ban the tan But people are trying to ban

certain people from their family parties That's what this story is about Our guy Fred, he hit us up Said Brown Bag Am I wrong for banning my little brother Gil From Thanksgiving after what he pulled At Halloween Fred Halloween has not passed

Yeah My name is Fred And a while Oh gosh he came My name is Fred, and a while back I cheated on my wife. That was right there. That's the second sentence, you guys.

I cheated on my wife with a flight attendant. I know I messed up, and my wife and I have been trying to move past it. My little brother Gil, the baby of the family, and the biggest jokester, decided it would be hilarious to show up to our family Halloween party dressed as a flight attendant. They're like Britney Spears in that one video. Some people were laughing, but my wife was humiliated. She's been trying to move on from my cheating, and Gil turned the worst moment in our marriage into a punchline. Oh, my God.

Now I'm hosting Thanksgiving at my house, and my wife doesn't want Gil to come over. So I told my family he's banned. Happy wife, happy life, you have to just sometimes do that, especially in the year that you did the thing. Oh, yeah. But Gil is threatening to tell our mom to move. Thanksgiving to her house and everybody knows she'll do it because he's her baby. Should I invite or not? If I do, my wife is going to be pissed.

If I don't, I'm going to start some issue with my family. Didn't you already ban him? Yes. Well, maybe he banned him in his head. He has an official. He said, I told my family he's banned. Well, if he keeps the ban going. It's like you're banned, but it's like in a month.

Can he six from your own family? He's crazy, dog. When you banned your cousin. Did you tell him he's banned? We didn't ban him. We just stopped calling them. Yeah, like the invites to stop going out. Yeah, like, hey, hey, what's a party?

No, no, he's not turning any age this year. No, no, there's no parties. We're Jehovah's now. No, we didn't tell them. We just stopped inviting him. Yeah, and that's sometimes saying nothing says everything. Boom. Wow.

Wow. Like when we were banned from Vick's birthday party? You guys were not banned. There was plenty of tickets available. Way too many. That's what happens. Should have invited us. That's what happens. Should have had us as the end friends.

Hey, there was so many tickets available. Guys, you guys wanted free tickets. I could have a birthday set up on. Help me out. I wish you would have asked us. Allie tickets to your birthday party is crazy work, my guy. It didn't work. Yeah.

Let me get a little bag on this birthday Let me get a little bag Let me use my friends And let me show other people They're not, my friends Oh no We had to ban our neighbor Which is very hard to do

Well, yeah, how? It's a different neighbor Okay But it's in the same neighborhood So the neighbor across the street El Tony He He gets so drunk

He gets so drunk One time he fell forward He wears a fitted hat every day fell He fell It landed No he didn't face plant Like thankfully

Because his fit It saved him He fell And then he got up And it was flipped All the way up Oh wow He was looking like a punker

Yeah he was looking like a punker And we were like dude So I had to I said Tony Because I know my dad's gonna get really mad I was like Tony come on Come on come on come on come on Come on come on

Come on come on You got to go It's time to go And then I'm like All right I got rid of him guys Five minutes later He comes back Hey

Hey Hey Hey I'm looking I was just telling you. That it just happened in his head. I had to ban him three times from the party. And then he got banned from the next one.

We had to tell him, hey, you kicked him out of that party. Yes. And then we have to tell him, hey, you can't come to the next one, dude, because you're out of control. Yeah, you can't hold your liquor. Yeah. And, you know, so he goes through banishments every once in a while. 86s. Yeah.

Yeah, he knows the deal too. Well, is there any response to that? He understands. He gets he messed up. Yeah, but he gets really sad because the whole party is going on. And he just sees it. The lowriders are hitting their hydraulics. And he's like the way our houses are directly across the street.

The houses face each other. Head on. Oh, dude, that's the worst when they see what's going on. And he just wants to drink, you know, he can't. But it's because he ruins it. He just ruins it. A little ruiner. Okay, let's go to Raoul in San Fernando.

What's up? Raoul. What's up? What's up? Let's see. First time caller. Hey, no. From the big bed San Fernando.

All right. For a while. Raoul, we'll talk to us. What would you tell the homie Fred about his brother Gil? Should he ban or not ban him from Thanksgiving? He shouldn't ban. He shouldn't ban. He shouldn't ban.

But, I mean, look at the situation. They got themselves involved in this situation because pretty much if they had some kind of relationship going on with their love life, this should just keep it in their house. So whatever happens there should just stay there. Oh. But since I get somebody open in their mouth, then what do you expect? People are always going to talk about it. Yeah. True, true, true.

So, so, so there it is. If his little brother did a little prank on them, that means they got good vibes. Yeah. Raoul, what happens if your wife tells you, I don't want him here? if I don't want to hear then why did we open our mouth who opened her mouth who opened her mouth

the flight attendant opened her mouth she opened her mouth for your F-150 no wait that's not a train 747 747 for your air bus we don't know it was 747 it could have been a Cessna I don't know please the fact that you guys know

it's crazy it's pretty present my mind yeah yeah yeah okay Jesus. Jesus in MoVow. We are talking to our homie Fred. Fred's little brother played a practical joke at the family Halloween party this past weekend and dressed up as a flight attendant. A flight attendant is a type of occupation of the girl that Fred cheated on his girl. They're hosting Thanksgiving. So his girl saying, no, we're not going to do that. You're not going to invite your little brother. I don't care how fun he is. You think it's funny? You're not allowed. All right, Hesuz, what should Fred do? My advice on that situation would be to, I got two things. Okay.

He should talk with his brother and be a man and man. Like, hey, man, you did this and that. I'm going to be honest with you. My girl don't want you here. And I'm trying to work things out with her. I can't have problems. They're trying to work on their marriage. You don't want to have more problems for the marriage.

So talk to him, man, a man first. And if he respects it, cool. And if he does it, then you got to proceed to a bound. Yeah. You said two things because you said, I guess right here it says you went through something similar. Yes, yes. The flight attendant, the brother dressed as a flight attendant, what happened? Well, I get it.

I get the brother was doing a joke, but you took it a little too far. It hit a major mayor. and it's the issue in the homie's marriage and it's just, hey, man, either you talk to your brother, tell him, hey, she don't want you here, and I don't want more problems in my marriage. You're trying to work things out. I can't have you. Hesuz, but you said you got you something similar.

What happened in your situation? I have an older brother. He's got issues, and I've had to cut him off. It's just been tired of living in the, I call it a cycle. because he's an alcoholic and like you get tired of it you don't want to you don't want to continue being on the on the Ferrisville so is what I call it like everybody else and like family wise they they can they can continue on it's like I got tired of it so I had to cut off assembly damn did you have that convo like you said like hey bro you're just

messing up yes and no but it's just some people just don't they they don't listen Some people don't get it. Yeah. Did he do anything crazy, like, one particular time, or it was just, like, a lot of things? Multiple things, multiple things, but, I mean, I had already cut them off, but I'm going to be honest with you guys. It was last year my mom, she was really sick and she ended up passing, but he showed us true colors, and he wasn't there. Oh. So that got a lot of people in my family to see, like, hey, like, Jesus is right.

Or, like, now we see it. But like that. Also, Jesus, you had been telling them that he's too much or that he. Yeah, yeah. And then it took when your mom passed for people to see, like, look, see for yourself. Nevino. Yeah. But, I mean, some people continue, you know, we're Hispanic.

It's like, oh, it's family. You can't. You can't cut them off like that. Your blood, you don't do that. But, like, no, it's like, you can't allow certain people in your life to continue to do damage. And you got to protect yourself. And then when you start having family of your own, is like you got to protect them from certain people as well. Yeah.

Thank you, bro. And I think that's exactly what Fred is saying. Like, Dan, like, trying to fix this over here. Yeah. It's not helping. Yeah. Bringing up. All my past stuff.

You're doing a lot. You're doing a lot, big dog. And his brother found out, because I guess from what Fred clarified, he talked to the mom and was like, hey, I'm thinking about this. Then clearly mom told Gil. And then Gil's like, oh, I'll shut this whole ish down. We'll do Thanksgiving at Mom's house. And then no one's going to go to your little party. It'll be a cabin of two.

Youngest sibling. Oh, I'm making me mad. Hey, hey, hey, hey. He want to bet? You want to see who loves who more? Yeah. All right. Let's go to Guadalupe in Anaheim.

What I was going to Hi I think that he should be invited because he's not the one who cheated Like it was the guy And

Why you're really trying to work On their marriage Hold on Hold on KPWR FM HD1 Los Angeles Power 106 LA's number one for hip hop

Lupe coming through With the wisdom Why is she bringing up old stuff It happened Like Ben yours It does And is they really trying to work on Like, they should laugh about it, you know?

There you go. I like it. Yeah. The best healing is laughter. Yeah. Yeah. So, say your boyfriend cheated on you with the stewardess. Are you going to laugh about it?

No, I'm going to disown him. It's not his brother's fault. Yeah, but what if you keep him? How old are you? I'm 28. You're 28? Oh, wow. Wow.

Oh, senora. Okay. Let's say you have a man. And then that happens. You choose to stay with him. And then one of him. of his family members makes a joke. Well, you could say, yeah, by, you know.

I like your attitude about it. That's good. I like that. Yeah, I hope that doesn't happen to you. Yeah, that's just on the flapping party. I don't know how to happen either, but the guy should have been disowned, not his brother. The husband, yeah. Fred.

Well, the guy's hitting us up. Fred is hitting us up. I don't know. She's so cute. Fred, you're a cheater. Yeah Desone you Desone yourself

That's what you say Besson yourself Banned yourself Baten yourself Your brother is your karma right now You can't be the host If you're

homemade right True You shouldn't be the host You should let your mom Take the hosting Duties Yeah take the hosting for the next year Da

Yes please Why'd you sign yourself He probably signed himself He probably signed himself Up for that To prove like Look I'm about my family

Guys we're fine We're happy Babe we're hosting this year For favor You can't leave. We're hosting. Get that, get that's a car.

Hey, fix your face. Fix your face. Fix your face. No, no, no. This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local?

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Because Mama Portos, her parents are the ones that started Porto. Yeah. And so we had a chance to talk to her at one point. And she had mentioned, like, you know, everyone loves the potato balls. But it does come with a bit of history behind it. You know, in Cuba, it's known that they had a lot of rations going on at one point in time. And so what the families would do in order for everybody to get as much meat as possible or it feel fooling is they covered it with the potato ball, put a little bit of meat inside. and then each that's how that dish was created because of the rationing that happened in Cuba.

Oh, wow. Right? Now it comes to the States and look how amazing it is. And now you could order 12 at a time, 24, 36, whatever you want. It doesn't. Thank God for that. That was just so good. Yeah.

Okay, so I'm really happy for Ontario, but when I told you guys this news, you guys weren't so happy that they got. Well, you said, I, Ontario, I love Ontario. It was I. What's the I? I know, but I don't know it was Ontario. In Ontario and specific, I love going there. Don't Rio Mills is nice. Yeah.

Okay, so what part of A.E., don't you like? A. That's okay. Because the video did say A.E. She said that she's... On our future home in the inland empire, can you guess where I am? Okay. Where would it have got you upset?

Yeah. And then, like, why do you care? You're not A. Like, it's for them. I love that A. And I love this for them. They're getting cultured and it's... Beautiful.

They're cultured already. Look at them grow. Look at them go. They've been growing. Look at the IE growing. Took them sometime. I love it. No,

I love it. No, the Ontario Mills Mall is one of the greatest malls in America. Let me tell you. In America. In America. Yeah. And then I love it because whenever I go do a show at the Ontario Improft,

the mall's right there. I could give my, you know. Oh, I get it. You still want to walk around those parts. Yeah. I know. I love it.

I know. The Ontario Sports Complex is coming to. Beautiful. Oh. I didn't know that one. You're not allowed there. You guys know all of a sudden so much about the IE They do, right?

You guys love the I love it. Someone check them and I love that. I think it was IE spooks. They were like, concrete, come to a ghost hunt. Do you want to be your ghost? Say talk right, all right. Zul will come here? Now what's going on?

She's Mation with Angie. Okay, you guys, this next story is crazy, okay? You guys remember the twins from the sweet like of Zach and Cody? Yes. Okay. So one of the twins is opening his mouth with which he should have of, you guys, okay? Because he's out here saying that they are children of insist.

He's saying that his parents are actually related from four generations apart. And he shared it on a podcast, you guys. First, I thought he was joking, but he starts to explain it. Listen. About that, for the gold rush, both sides of my family moved out to California. Then they married back in like the late 1800s. And then they diverged. And then they married again with my mom, my dad, like last generation.

I mean, long story short, Cole and I are children of incest. He explains it. So it's like, it's back in the late 1800s. He said like their family tree does like an eight. Like it spreads out and then comes back. They have the same great grandparents. Pretty much. Four generations.

Or his parents have the same great grandparents. No, his parents have the same grandparents. It's like four generations apart. It's not far apart. Yeah, he's explaining like his parents got married like in 1980. But then the gold rush happened in like the 1800s. 19, oh, yeah, 1800s. So they're like it's not that far apart.

It's like four generations. It's not if you think about it. Well, yeah, I'm just, I don't get the where they went apart and then where they got it back together. Yeah, I mean either because he was saying they first met during the gold rush and then they somehow, I don't know how they Maybe they just moved apart. I mean, it was harder to keep track of people back then.

It's not that far away. They're siblings, weren't they? No, they weren't. Yeah, see, I don't understand the, like how would they. They were cousins. They were cousins. So there weren't brothers. The parents are cousins.

Okay, cousins. Yeah. Because they have the same grandparents. Yeah. You have the same grandparents or your cousins. Yeah. Okay. So that means your mom and their dad or their mom and dad or sisters.

and brothers. Because if I'm your cousin and our parents are brothers and sisters. The point is that they kept it in the family. They did. Yeah, I don't understand.

They said that they just found out though. Yeah, yeah. Dylan was saying that because he has like an account with Ancestry.com and so he started looking into it and he's like wait. Wait a minute. How is this related?

Mom, you're my sister. No, but he first got really, really suspicious because he's all like, wait. So twins running both sides on my family. and he starts explaining it, listen. And the only reason I started to get suspicious is because when I started talking to my dad's side of the family, I found out that his uncles were identical twins.

Now, I had only ever thought that identical twins or twins in general had come from my mom's side of the family, which we have seven sets of twins in four generations. And the reason we have a lot of twins is because it's the same family. It's the same thing of, at least so excited. Just so people with twin families or twins on both sides, that doesn't necessarily mean your family. No. No. But he started getting suspicious. Like this is a lot, like seven sets and four generations. That's, hmm. Well, at least it doesn't have a guy from the goonies or something. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

If you had a lot of those in your family, then that would mean, they're not the twin. Dude, that's why people are right there. Oh, we know. He said, he even said, he's like, yeah, none of us have web feet. Yeah. He didn't talk about it. I know. He did. He didn't mention it. to his brother and his brother's all like, I don't want to know. Good. Yeah, he's like, I'm closing that. As he turned over and kissed his cousin.

Yeah. You could tell his family was all the way, all the way down. You know what I? They were all the way just getting down with it. That was crazy work, mine. Basically, Vic's family. No, no, no, no. Imagine they're like, well, it's because there's not a lot of people in town. Yeah. You know?

That are down? They're like, hey, what? No, no, no. Kaide de al baile. Kale. prima. That's crazy. Travajo right there. Well, that's one of the things, though, that you just got to take that to the grave.

Why do we all know this? Then he told her, then he went on and was like, yeah, my aunt, she was a twin, but she ate her twin in the womb. Like, it was like, what? He was overdoing it. But he was sharing that to it. It's like, well, we did not need to know all that. It's the cells. The set, one cell eats the one of the cell. Yeah. And then she had a cyst.

One mitochondria ate the other mitochondria. Ah, I know. I stayed in school for that day. For that day, what's in my recondria? It's the nucleus of the cell. No, the nucleus is the nucleus of the cell. Whatever, you know what I'm saying. When the cell splits? Yeah, yeah.

Well, All right. Finish up, Angie. He should have never opened his mouth about this one, but now we know they're children of incest. So they found out their family's cousin, like their parents are cousins. Something like that, yeah. Okay, that happens. It just put it weird saying the incest part.

Yeah. Because it makes you just like you and your sister, you and your parent. Like, it's weird like that. That's what in sex specific. I think legally it's not. It's not. It's just in the family. It's like some other words.

But like kissing your cousin was like, okay, Chicago Uyohas. No, that was another last name. You kiss your cousin? No. Explain it. My cousin, he went to a family party and accidentally kissed his cousin. Your cousin. No, it was on his dad's side, but he's related on my mom.

But you talked about it. So you have, but you have cousins that kiss. He accidentally kisses cousin, but it was like, who we're at a family. But you're a part of the family. I'm a part of that family. And you didn't have to tell that story. It's funny. No, you see how you didn't have to tell that story?

Because it was like, how are, who else you think is going to be at your family party but your cousins? You should not make out with anybody at your family. You have a little intertendency stuff. Did you feel away when you heard this thing? No. He's like, damn. And so where's she at right now? She's still down?

Oh, my God. Shoot the J. Shoot it. Playball. All right, you guys. LeBron and the 76ers beat the New York Knicks, the team that didn't want him this off-season. Oh. All right.

Not only that, on his way to victory, he was talking ish to Knicks fans that said he was soft and from the West Coast. All right? He replied. and said this. I can't hear it. Yeah, it was a little hard to hear it, but he was basically saying, I'm not soft,

I'm from the Midwest. I'm not from the West Coast. Yeah, I'm not, yeah. What does that mean? Yeah, that implied something. I felt the type of way. He was saying that he's soft and he's from the West Coast and all the stuff.

Is that on video that the fans say? No. It feels very speculative. He's replying. He's replying to him, though. Yeah, he's only sitting. But even if he's replying and he's saying I'm from the Midwest. No.

He's like, ain't nothing soft in the Midwest. Okay. He's like, I'm from all. Ohio. Okay. But how does that imply that the guy said you're soft, you're from the West Coast? Because he replied with that. He said, I'm not from the West Coast.

Okay. But right now you're saying that he replied, I'm from the Midwest. I'm from Ohio. He said all that. Yeah. He was angry, though, like visibly angry. If you see the video on Brownback Mornings 106 on Instagram, visibly angry at it. And then you turn the camera, like, then you start to see other angles.

It was just like some old white guy. Telling him that he was turning up on? Yeah, he was screaming his head off at this. guy. But old New York white guys is different. True. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was boss in his balls there. But the 76ers ended up winning and they actually looked really good. LeBron messed around and almost got a triple double. He had 14 points, nine rebounds and seven assists. And yeah, they looked really good. They beat the Knicks while they were getting their rings. They had the ring ceremony. He's doing better off without us, everybody.

I know. He left L.A. All of a sudden, his life is great. And he said he's going to stop taking a helicopter. He said, yeah, I think I'm just going to move to Philly. He said, yeah, I'm tired of the helicopter already. Yeah, he just might as well settled down with his goal. He's getting, he's getting killed out there. The fact that the Nix just won, the world championship, and then the whole thing, the whole back and forth with LeBron, like, oh, we don't want him.

Yeah. And then he comes and he beats you. Dude. That, phew, that would be flage. Yeah, they were chanting, we don't want you. Oh, my. Yeah. Oh, dude.

Yeah. Yeah. He can't get in love anywhere. The whole Madison Square Garden was like, we don't want you. Is this what's going to unite the East and West Coast? You never know. That L.A. was like, get out of L.A. And New York was like, don't come here.

Yeah, they're like, oh, we all hate Philly. Yeah, we'll see how he gets received. I don't hate Philly. Philly gave us Kobe Bryant. True. Yeah. And Will Smith. Oh, God.

The rap legend himself. The rap legend himself. The rap legend himself. The rap legend. From I am legend. Are you serious? Are we going to do this? Lettie, don't start this.

This is Power 106. Okay, okay. This is rap history. Go ahead. Will Smith is a rap legend. Yes. Preach. And I don't care.

Who hears it right out? What album was it off? Will Smith, if you hear in this, please. What album was it off? Put me in your next movie. Go ahead. What album? I'm not going to argue with you children.

The one he won the first rap Grammy for. Yes. Which was Jazy Jeff and the Fresh Prince. So Jazzy Jeff and Wolfman. You kids just don't understand. They did an album together. They were. group.

Parents just don't understand. No, but you kids don't understand. No, this is a story. All about? Yeah, you know it. You know it. But you know it. You know it.

You're saying that's a rap. But you know it. But you know it. But you know it. But you know it. But you know, but you know, but you know, it's a TV show. Yeah, whatever.

Well, we'll see how Philly treats LeBron. He plays his first game tomorrow night in Philly. And the Lakers play tonight. Lakers play tonight. You got to win too because you got to show our ex that we're doing better ourselves. No time. I need you to like slam it down. We need you to actually get a triple double.

Does Luca do? He doesn't really dunk, but he has been looking good. He's at his same weight from when he was a rookie and he used to dunk. Who dunks on our team? The center. Walker Kessler. Ah, go guys. Go guy.

I never know your name in my life. Yeah. Austin Reeves. Yeah, he's new. He's new. Yeah, we have a lot of new players. So we're going to see how it works. There we go.

Let's go Lakers. You know it's like the times of like all the theme parties and stuff like that? Oh, yeah. I'm going to a party tomorrow night. I learned about it this weekend, this past weekend. Yes, yes, yes. Wow. It's a dinner.

It's a dinner. It's a theme dinner. I don't know if you know this. Girls, we don't do dinners anymore. It's got to be themed. But everybody come in pink, but everybody, let's do like Victorian theme. But everybody dress James Bond sexy is my theme. That's easy.

How? Because I'm looking up. I've never seen a James Bond movie. Long dress. A gownie? No, long, hot-ass dress. But it's dinner. With a little slit on the side.

It's a cocktail dress. It's a gown with the slit on the side. Oh, you guys know. Yeah, you're supposed to be. Where am I looking up? Because I'm like looking up. Is it Jessica Bond? You're supposed to be like Hallie Berry or something?

No, not a bathing suit. Is it Jessica Elwood? I was like, do I wear like a secret agent? No. Just be Hallie Barry. Me neither. It's almost like gala slit with a little, and then you got a little baby pistol. Yeah.

That you can pull out a punda. A little holster. Yeah. James Bond. Hold on. I'm looking up. It's a fancy. Goundish.

Respectfully, I didn't. Hallibers wearing a bathing suit, Vic. No. Okay. Well, the other.

Not that part. Look up James Bond. It's like somebody that's supposed to, like they see James Bond leading ladies. At a party and then they try to seduce them, but she's really a spy. Okay, but peep this. It's a restaurant.

Yeah. So then I'm like, it's different than a party. It's dinner. You're going to get there. You're going to be the only one way a bathing suit. Come on, dog.

Okay, so I love that you guys know this. You guys don't have... I know. Dudes don't do this. Dudes don't have like a... No, we're going out. There you go. Boom.

Boom. The atomash right there. So I bring a little toy gun? The atomus, yeah, why not? Oh, there's good. Wave it around when you walk in. Yeah, don't do that. Yeah, I got a real blammer.

A water gun. See, I'm not paying the bill, and then I'm like, I'm not paying the bill. I played the bond a game on Nintendo 64. Golden Eye. Golden Eye. But in that it's like POV of the person, so you don't really see how anyone

looks like. Right? Yep. You ever play that? You look for the little gold one. I don't remember that game like that. It's a really good game. Shout out to you if you ever play in Golden Eye. It's one of the greatest games of all time. Of all time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On N64 too. It has to be that console. You guys don't do this. Dudes don't do like, hey, bro, we're going to meet up. And today, we're all going to dress like

this. Yeah? No. We don't even know we're going. Nothing. You guys should try it because right now I didn't know what to wear. And now I know a little bit more because of you guys. I know. You guys have no lot. You guys are very helpful.

It's for the most part male-dominated movie, you know what I'm saying? It is a big movie. Picture Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Remember when they're like going at each other? He's wearing the suit. He's wearing the black dress. That's the look. Because I was looking at like power suits.

I'm like, close. No. Like one pieces? She was going to walk in look like Hillary Clinton. Oh my god Letty Harris Right there Everybody's like

What the hell Mads Mayor Bass Mayor Bass For her bag I see that with That little thing Right

That's totally different Then now I'm What you're thinking Again I was gonna wear a pantsuit Oh I know I'm dressed with a leg I think people to vote

Yeah Have you registered Okay, well then that's, that's fine. Yeah. You should have just a black tie at that point. It is. Black tie. Gown.

Yeah. With the, yeah, with the pissed. Water gun. Okay. You guys should do that. You should theme a dude's day. Ooh. Theme a dude's dinner.

Ooh. Try it. And you could do James Bond. Nah, that's boring. The homies better not tell me what to wear. Oh, my gosh. Right? So egotistical, man.

And you don't be telling me what to wear a fool, bro. We'll do like Dodgeball or something. What? Like the movie Dodgeball? Yeah, like something, I don't know. Because that's, James Bond's a movie. Yeah, yeah. Dress up as Dodgeball?

Oh, good brother. What not? Your face, maybe? Slow down, dude. All creative. Fresh Prince. No, that's good. Oh, no.

Fresh Prince. Oh, I think now he's in. You're worse than every day. We're in. A legendary dinner. Yeah, we're in. Love. Dress like a legend.

Oh, goodness. That makes money move. That make money move. Hey, this is pissing me off. Like, there's, we're literally going through a recession that no one's saying is a recession. Why can't we just, like, in 2008, it was like, hey, there was a recession. Yeah. We need to say that.

It is happening. The price of cars going up, the price we make, not so much. And all they're saying, there's going to be one fool. We're in it. We're in it. We're in it. Look at our electric bills. Yeah.

Look at Jay Z, he can't even sell out this weekend. That's so funny. Speaking of, but then I see stories like this, and I'm like, we really live in two different worlds. There is an Italian artist who just sold an invisible sculpture for $18,000. It is invisible. You can check out the video of him patting the sculpture down

on Brown by Mornings 106 on Instagram. This thing is invisible. he's just touching air and he sold that because that means to be like okay someone's buying that you don't have the same living cost that I know who's a bigger moron

him or the person that bought it? The person that bought it and who's a bigger moron the people are looking at it oh I see it I see it oh it's right there you gotta see it through no no no no I think

the problem is that there's too many artsy people around each other they need to drop off a construction worker to just cut everybody and be like, what the hell is going on? I don't see anything. Like imagine me calling T-Mobile like, hey, I sent you the imaginary money to pay for the bill. Yeah.

Okay, so the Italian artist describes the sculpture as immaterial, arguing that it exists through energy and imagination rather than physical form. You know what? It is called Los Zono, the title of the sculpture that you know one can see, meaning I am. So you see what you are. And if you see nothing, you know, you know. You are nothing. You see, that was worth $18,000.

So why can't you pay them in imaginary money? This is $18,000 imaginary dollars. It is so it is not. You don't get it, bro. You don't get it. You're nothing. All right? You're nothing.

Those are the people that fall for that are the same people that fall for cults. Yeah. You know? They drink the Kule. Yeah, they drink the Kule. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, poor it. Yeah.

But they're rich. They have $18,000. pocket change for them. Yeah. Not all the time. That's how you know. Even having money, don't make you smart. And then, like, where do you put it?

Wherever you want. Where do you put your imaginary sculpture? You can put it in your wallet and carry it around if you want. Or you just take it out. Pack it up. Sorry, I can't see you concrete. My imaginary sculpture is and I put it in between us. It's energy.

It's energy. Low-key of flex, though. Like, I spent $18,000 on nothing. I just punched you in the eye right now. You can't even because imagine. Sats. Why are you so abusive? I'm aggressive today

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Because that's gonna stop you from getting Pregors All right Women consuming over 500 milligrams of caffeine daily had higher odds of taking at least nine and a half months to conceive. What? What? For real? What? I don't understand.

Basically, if you drink five coffees or more daily, it's going to take you a lot longer to get pregnant. You're going to have to shoot up the club every single day. How do you can't compare that stuff? But what if you're not trying to get pregnant? This sounds like the perfect solution. Oh, I just drink all kinds of coffee. Shoot at the club. Who needs to plant B when you do?

You could just get a venti. Oh, or a Trenta. A Trenta. What if you just spill the Trenta all over yourself? Yeah. Don't worry. Take this Grande and drink another grande to not get pregnant. Doesn't that mean small?

It does. What? The Grandin is the smallest one. Tall is the smallest one. Tate is the medium one. Okay, well, that's my name. Nice. Medium.

All right. All right. I'm all right with normal. And what's a venty? A big one? Yeah. Yeah, okay, yeah. And then the Trenta.

Take this, take this Vendi then. Vindy. Vindy. Vindy machine? Mine's an espresso shot. The way I pregnat. No, you're not. I took five coffees from 7.11 right now.

But extra bold. Extra bold. He's looking at the papers again. What? Just let you get it up. You snorted. Because you started doing the thing where you start shuffling you. I know.

He's looking for the answer. Whenever I'm looking for how to get the hell out of you. You can just rapidly. All right. Well, it says here that coffee is not a birth control, though. So don't walk into Starbucks asking for a venty contraception. Oh, okay. Yeah, until they price it up, until your insurance finds out about this.

I have a venty, so I don't know what you have to. You don't have a lot. I'm a venti, bro. Get that hell out of here. Never see you drink coffee ever. I drink coffee every single day here. He's talking about the size of his down there. No, I'm talking about coffee.

Don't say, cochine. No, you're talking about. Your mind's always in the gutter, dog. You too, don't even look at me. No, I don't care to your gochinately. Thank you, studio, school. So, essentially, if you're trying to have babies, don't be drinking too much coffee.

No. Because it's going to prolong your efforts. Yeah. no you can't no you can't peg all no because I'm done

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