Brown Bag Mornings - 10/21/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: ✈️ CHEATING FLIGHT ATTENDANT HALLOWEEN TROLL & 🎨 $18K INVISIBLE SCULPTURE SCAM

Episode Date: October 21, 2026

The squad kicks off with Scrolling with the Homies, breaking down viral legend Ev Ramirez blowing up TikTok with Karol G’s new track "Baby Wow" while eating pan dulce at a party 🥐🎶. Things get outrageously petty on the Homie Helpline after a listener's brother shows up to a family Halloween gathering dressed as the flight attendant his married brother cheated with earlier this year ✈️😈. Unfiltered callers completely turn on the cheater, advising his wife to ban him from hosting Thanksgiving altogether after his brother threatens a family boycott 🦃🥊. Next, on Don’t You Know I’m Local, the crew celebrates the Inland Empire finally getting its very own legendary Porto’s Bakery location in Ontario 🥖🇨🇺. Finally, the squad roasts rich art buyers after an Italian artist sells an "immaterial" invisible sculpture for $18,000 🎨💸.[Edited by @iamdyre 🤥]Chapters(00:00) Scrolling(3:27) Homie Helpline(14:23) Don't You Know I'm Local(17:58) Money Moves Experience the Culture: Catch Brown Bag Mornings and the rest of the network 24/7 on the Amplified Voices TV app: amplifiedvoices.com/podcast-brown-bag/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Highlights are brown bag You might be scrolling on your TikTok, your Instagram, and keep hearing this reggaeton song by Carol G called Baby Wow, and if you haven't heard it yet, it sounds like this. I'm trying for Lumidi to come in there, you know? Oh, because of the drum pattern? The sampler. Banger, banger.

But the reason that I bring up this song is because it's going viral because of this one guy called EVE Ramirez. He posted a video on Instagram a long time ago of him dancing to a cumbia song, but somebody took his video and put the baby while in the background instead and it's blowing up. He was dancing like at a quince or something. It was like a, it's a video from some kind of event, some kind of wedding, some kind of kinse. So it's freaking HD quality. Oh, yeah. Like the cameraman knew what he was doing.

Yeah, and the original video has this song. They're doing like a dance circle. They're doing like a dance circle, so like everybody's in a circle of dancing. Oh, okay. And he passes by the camera, takes a bite of his food, and he just gives it the look, and he just keeps walking off and everybody loves this video right now. Yeah, people are, is it calling, it's a call to wedding or stitching? Because they're stitching something with that video.

They're not just posting that video. They're posting something about themselves next to that guy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it would be like, my boyfriend eating my food from the fridge. Like when I get home, like me thinking about the snack I have in the fridge, the whole ride home, and then my boyfriend just eating it. Yeah. And it's him. They're putting a caption on it.

Yeah, yeah. P-O-B type of deal. The craziest thing, though, people thought this food was dead. What do you mean? Why? This video that he posted was from 2025. Okay. And he posted about like a couple three more videos.

And then that's it. Oh. Never posted another Instagram video again until four days ago. Yeah. Yeah. He went viral? He went viral. He went inactive, but I think he was active on TikTok.

And people are like paying him to like do food reviews because of how good he made that little conchial. Yeah. Pastry look in that video. Yeah. So this video is like old as hell, but it's resurfacing with the baby wow in the background now. He's not dead, bro. He's just Gen Z. They don't be posting a hard post on their Instagram feed.

It's like it's too. And that's it. Yeah. But they're always there. They have stories. They got highlights and all of that. They just don't post on their feed. I can't worry.

That's the Gen Z way, bro. The Gen Z thing to do. What would be tight is if Carol G brought him out. Oh, that would be. Show, some kind of concert. I mean, yeah, he helped you go super mega viral with your record. I mean, help. The song is already viral.

Yeah, the song is all right. He did help a little bit. Okay. More? More? He's adding fuel to the flame. Okay, all right. Oh, yeah.

What? She got two more ticket sales. Let me tell you this. For guys like me, I never heard the record. Oh. It's a campaign going around. You didn't see the dance? Yeah, there's a whole dance that she has to.

She looks good doing it as well. By the way, that guy is iconic. Right before Halloween, you're going to see people dress like him. He kind of, he looks like Mani Machado. Kind of. You think everyone looks like it. He does.

He does. He does like Madi Machado. Mani Machado. He looks like Madi Machado. Like that. Yes, yes. How do you get into your Padre Feeder dream? I don't know.

All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help? We need your head. We need a line. I mean phone line. We got you for the homie help line. It's our guy, Fred, he hit us up because Gil, what? Because Gil, his little brother, decided to make a jokey-wokey about that one time that Fred cheater on his wife with a flight attendant.

He had a family Halloween party last weekend, and Gil, the baby, came through dressed as a flight attendant. Nice. What's a troll. I asked, did he dress up as a girl flight attendant or a guy flight attendant? Because also, like, he dressed up as a guy flight attendant. You can't really mean that. That's tight. He said, no, it was a girl flight attendant.

Oh, that's skirted everything. He was hurted everything. Like, a little sturd? Like a PAM maybe? Like a Pam M. He would you like some water, coffee, or this pee? Oh. A little peanuts with your water.

Mio High Club? All right. So, all this. The only thing is, it just happened, well, this year. And Wifi's upset about it. They are hosting Thanksgiving. So I was like, hey, I don't want to see your brother here. Like, if he's making those jokes on Halloween,

what's he going to do Thanksgiving? True. I give thanks for my rapid rewards member. Like, Tampocco. Like, if you don't put a stop to it, what's going to happen? For Christmas, everyone gets a Southwest gift card. Oh, my gosh. Nadi puts little wings on people.

Yeah. On people's suits? No. Mm-hmm. So she's like, no, we can't have them over. We did clarify with Fred. He asked his mom, A, is it cool that he doesn't come over

And everybody's mad at him about the party? He said he didn't officially ban him yet. So he wants to know, should he though? Because his wife is saying, Hey, I'm not trying to have your little brother in this house. Yeah. It's already tough having you in this house After what you did.

It's making the block hot. That was a solid flight of tennis, by the way. Yes. Shout out, solidified tenants. Or stewardess. I think it's flight attendants. I think it's flight attendants. used to be stewardess.

And stewardess was like a female connotation. Yeah, something. Okay. Either way, man, they are heroes up there. When you get a little turbulence, they have literally ice cold veins. Yeah. They're so funny when they're all over the thing, the ones that make the jokes. Because they've done it, though, all the safety one that you're not paying attention to.

Oh, yeah. What to do with your life vest and the thing. And then sometimes they do little jokes. But one of those little funny girls got into. into this fool's pants. Oh, yeah. And so now, they're good.

This girl won't be able to take a flight. Oh, yeah. She won't be able to watch movies with planes in them. Everything's triggering. Everything's triggering. And your brother dressing up as a flight attendant? We're sure. Okay, let's go to Raoul in San Fernando.

What's up? Raul. What's up? What's up? What's up? First time caller. Hey, no. From the big, bad San Fernando.

All right. Raoul, we'll talk to us. What would you tell the homie Fred about his brother? brother gill should he ban or not ban him from thanksgiving he shouldn't ban he shouldn't ban he shouldn't ban but i mean look at the situation they got themselves involved in this situation because um pretty much if they if they had some kind of relationship going on with with their love life this should just keep it in their house so whatever happens there should just stay there But then I get somebody open their mouth,

then what do you expect? People are always going to talk about it. Yeah. True, true, true. So, so, so there it is. If his little brother did a little prank on them, that means they got good vibes. Yeah.

Raoul, what happens if your wife tells you, I don't want him here? If I don't want him here, then why did we open? in our mouth. Who opened in your mouth? Who opened her mouth? The flight attendant opened her mouth. She opened her mouth for your F-150. No, wait, that's not a thing. That's a 7-47. 7-47.

For your airbus? We don't know. It was a 7-47. It could have been a Cessna. I don't know. Please. The fact that you guys know plays. No, it's crazy. It's pretty in my mind. That's pretty interesting. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Jesus. Jesus in Moval. We are talking to our homie Fred. Fred's little brother played a practical joke at the family Halloween party this past weekend and dressed up as a flight attendant. A flight attendant is a type of occupation of the girl that Fred cheated on his girl.

They're hosting Thanksgiving. So his girl saying, no, we're not going to do that. You're not going to invite your little brother. I don't care how fun he is. How he ha ha. You think it's funny? You're not allowed. All right.

Hesu's what should Fred do? My advice on that situation would be to, I got two things. Okay. He should talk with his brother and be a man-a-man. Like, hey, man, you did this and that. I'm going to be honest with you. My girl don't want you here. And I'm trying to work things out with her.

I can't have problems. They're trying to work on their marriage. You don't want to have more problems for the marriage. But talk to him, man-a-man first. And if you respects it, cool. And if he does it, then you got to proceed to a bound. Yeah. You said two things because you said, I guess right here it says you went through something similar.

Yes, yes. The flight attendant, the brother dressed as a flight attendant, what happened? Well, it's, I get it. I get the brother was doing a joke, but you took it a little too far. It hit a, hit a major nerve. And it's the issue in the homie's marriage. And it's just, hey, man, either you talk. your brother tell him, hey, she don't want you here, and I don't want more problems in my

marriage. You're trying to work things out. I can't have you. Hesuz, but you said you love for something similar. What happened in your situation? I have an older brother. He's got issues, and I've had to cut him off. It's just been tired of living in the, I call it a cycle because he's an alcoholic, and you get tired of it. You don't want to, you don't want to continue, continue being on the, on the Ferrisville is what I call it. Like, everybody else and, like, family-wise, they can, they can continue on. It's like, I got tired of it. So I had to cut off assembly. Damn. Did you have that convo, like you said? Like, hey, bro, you're just messing up.

Yes and no, but it's just some people just don't, they don't listen. Some people don't get it. Yeah. Did he do anything crazy, like one particular time or it was just like a lot of things? Multiple things, multiple things, but I mean, I had already cut them off, but I'm going to be, I'm going to be honest with you guys. It was last year my mom, she was really sick and she ended up passing, but he showed a true colors and he wasn't there. Oh, that got a lot of people in my family to see like, hey, like, Jesus is right or like now we see it but also Jesus you had been you had been telling them that he's too much

or that he yeah yeah and then it took when your mom passed for people to see like look see for yourself maybe no yeah but I mean some people continue you know we're Hispanic it's like oh it's family you can't you can't cut them off like that your blood you don't do that But, like, no, it's like, you can't allow certain people in your life to continue to do damage. And you got to protect yourself. And then you start having family of your own is that you got to protect them from saying people as well. Yeah. Thank you, bro.

And I think that's exactly what Fred is saying. Like, damn, like, trying to fix this over here. Yeah. It's not helping. Yeah. Bringing up all my past stuff. You're doing a lot. You're doing a lot, big dog.

When his brother found out, because I guess from what Fred is, clarified he talked to the mom and was like hey i'm thinking about this then clearly mom told gil and then kill's like oh i'll shut this whole ish down we'll do what's Thanksgiving at mom's house and then no one's going to go to your little party oh it'll be a cabin of two youngest sibling oh i'm making me mad hey hey hey hey hey you want to bet you want to see who who loves who more yeah all right let's go to wadalupe in anaheim ke howellie wadalupe I think that he should be invited because he's not the one who cheated

like it was the guy and he's really trying to work on their marriage Hold on, Lupita, hold on, hold on, hold on, KPWR FM, HD1, Los Angeles, Power 106 LA's number one for hip-hip. Lupe coming through with the wisdom! Why is she bringing up old stuff? It happened.

It does, and if they're really trying to work on it, like they should laugh at. about it, you know? There you go. I like it. Yeah. The best healing is laughter. Yeah.

Yeah. So say your boyfriend cheated on you with the students, are you going to laugh about it? No, I'm going to disown him. It's not his brother's fault. Yeah, but what if you keep him? How old are you? I'm 28. You're 28?

Oh, wow. Wow. Oh, senora. Okay. Let's say you have a man, and then that happens. You choose to stay with him. And then one of his family members makes a family. joke.

Well, you can say yeah, but you know. I like your attitude about it. That's good. I like that. Yeah, I hope that doesn't happen to you. Yeah, that doesn't happen to you. Yeah, it's just on the flapping party.

They just laugh at all. I don't know how to happen either, but the guy should have been disowned, not his brother. Like, uh, Fred. So you're saying, well, the guy's hitting us up. Fred, Fred is hitting us up. I don't know. She's so cute.

Fred, you're a cheater. Yeah. Deson you. This is on yourself. That's what she said. This on yourself. Ban yourself. Ban yourself.

Your brother is your karma right now. Yeah, you can't be the host if you're homemade right. Yeah, you shouldn't be the host. You should let your mom take the hosting duties. Yeah, take the hosting for the next year, dog. Yes, please. Why do you sign yourself? He probably signed himself up for that to prove like, look, I'm about my son.

Guys, we're fine. We're fine. We're happy. Babe, we're hosting this year, for favor. Get it together. You can't leave. We're hoping. Posting.

Kita, Kita, Kita, Kita, Kita, Kita. Hey, fix your

face. Fix your face. No, no, this is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you

from, S? Don't you know I'm local? Congratulations to Ontario, California. Because you

will now be having your very own portal. Yeah. Enjoying my Bacitos. and our future home in the inland empire, can you guess where I am?

That comes the best part. There you go. Mama Portals right there. She was sitting outside on the bench in this video where she was teasing where they're going to be. And it is official Ontario, you are getting a Portos. Portals, world renown. Cuban bakery. Yes.

Much other things that you can buy there, but I love the fruit cakes. All other cakes are balls. All of their cakes are so bombed. They're coffee's bomb. I love the balls filled with meat, man. Oh, yeah. What are those called? The cheese balls or whatever?

No. Potato balls. It's so good. I paid a thousand of those. So, bomb. The pastilitos with guayava and cheese. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's true.

And now Ontario won't have to drive for four days before coming to Los Angeles to get it themselves. Hey, come and get to la Bahamas. She really talks about that. And, you know, I learned the history, like granted, because Mama Porto's, her parents are the ones. that started portals. Yeah. And so we had a chance to talk to her at one point. And she had mentioned, like, you know, everyone loves the potato balls, but it does come

with a bit of history behind it. You know, in Cuba, it's known that they had a lot of rations going on at one point in time. And so what the families would do in order for everybody to get as much meat as possible or it feel fooling is they covered it with the potato ball, put a little bit of meat inside, and then each of, that's how that dish was created because of the rations. Because of the rationing that happened in Cuba. Oh, wow. Right?

Now it comes to the state and look how amazing it is for them. And now you could order 12 at a time, 24, 36, whatever you want. It doesn't. Thank God for that. That was just so good. Yeah. Okay, so I'm really happy for Ontario. But when I told you guys this news, you guys weren't so happy that they got.

Well, you said, I, Ontario. I love Ontario. It was the IE. I know, but I don't know it was Ontario in specific. I love going there. Ontario Mills is nice. Yeah. Okay, so what part of IE

don't you like? Aye. That's okay. Because that video did say IE. She said that she's... On our future home in the inland empire,

can you guess where I am? Okay, where would it have got you upset? Yeah. And then like, why do you care? You're not IE. I know, Rancho Fukumanga? I love that. And I love this for them.

They're getting cultured and it's beautiful. They're cultured already. Look at them, girl. Look at, look at that. Let them go. They've been growing. Look at the IE growing. Took them sometime.

I love it. No, I love it. No, the Ontario Mills Mall is one of the greatest malls in America. Let me tell you. In America. In America. Yeah. And then I love it because whenever I go do a show at the Ontario Improft, the mall's right there.

I could give my, you know. Oh, I get it. You still want to walk around those parts. I know. I know. The Ontario Sports Complex is coming to. Beautiful. Oh, I didn't know that one.

You're not loud there still. You guys know all of a sudden so much about the IE. You guys love that. Someone check them and I love that. I think it was A.E. spooks. They're like, hey, concrete, come to a ghost hunt. Do you want to be a ghost? Talk right.

All right. That make money more. That make money more. Hey, this is pissing me off. Like, they were literally going through a recession that no one's saying is a recession. Why can't we just, like in 2008, it was like, hey, there was a. Recession. Yeah.

We need to say that. It is happening. The price of cars going up, the price we make, not so much. And others are saying there's going to be one fool. We're in it. We're in it. We're in it. Look at our electric bills.

Yeah. Look at Jay Z. He can't even sell out this weekend. That's so funny. Speaking of the, but then I see stories like this and I'm like, we really live in two different worlds. There is an Italian artist who just sold an invisible scope. for $18,000.

It is invisible. You can check out the video of him patting the sculpture down on Brown by Mornings 106 on Instagram. This thing is invisible. He's just touching air. And he sold that. Because that means to feel like, okay,

someone's buying that. You don't have the same living cost that I know. Who's a bigger moron? Him or the person that bought it? The person that bought it. He was the bigger moron? The people look at. at it. Oh, I see it. I see it. Oh, it's right there. You have to see it through. No, no, no, no. I think

the problem is that there's too many artsy people around each other. They need to drop off a construction worker to just cut everybody and be like, what the hell is going on? I don't see anything. Like, imagine me calling T-Mobile like, hey, I sent you the imaginary money to pay for the bill. Yeah. Okay, so the Italian artist describes the sculpture as immaterial, arguing that it exists through energy and imagination rather than physical form. You know what? It is called Losono,

the title of the sculpture that no one can see, meaning I am. So you see what you are. And if you see nothing, you are nothing. You see, that was worth $18,000. So why can't you pay them in imaginary money?

This is $18,000 imaginary dollars. It is so it is not. You don't get it, bro. You don't get it. You're nothing. All right? You're nothing. Those are the same.

The people that fall for that are the same people that fall for cults. Yeah. You know? They drink the Kule. Yeah, they drink the Kulee. Oh, my God, poor-sito. Yeah. But they're richos if they have $18,000.

Pocket change for them. Yeah. Not all the time. That's how you know. Even having money, don't make you smart. And then, like, where do you put it? Wherever you want. Where do you put your imaginary sculpture?

You can put it in your wallet and carry it around if you want. Oh, you just take it out? Pack it up. Sorry, I can't see you concrete. My imaginary sculpture is in between us. It's energy. It's energy. Loki of Flex, though.

I spent $18,000 on nothing. I just punched you in the eye right now. You can't even because imagine. Saz. Why are you so abusive? I'm aggressive today. You are. Stop looking at me, Angie.

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