Brown Bag Mornings - 3/18/26 Her Money’s Not Up Like That 💸 | Brown Bag Mornings
Episode Date: March 18, 2026The squad hits the Homie Helpline to help Aalia navigate a "suegra" who pays rent in trash bags but has the audacity to "side-eye" Aalia’s Amazon packages while wearing her stolen bedsheets. The "st...udious fools" also investigate how your 2016 Pokémon Go obsession accidentally helped train robot delivery drones to map out the inside of your restroom. [Edited by @iamdyre ⚾] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Delivery robots stuck in floods (3:51) Chisme: Mace, Shyne, and Brandy (7:37) Rap Sheet: La Russell's controversy (12:20) Petty Police: Bruno Mars likes Taylor shade (16:59) Scrolling: Very demure influencers viral struggles (19:43) The Weather W/ Concrete: heatwave! (20:48) Homie Helpline: Suegra steals $200 perfume (50:06) Don't You Know I'm Local: Supporting SEIU school worker rally (54:03) Chisme: Coldplay jumbotron cheating scandal interview (1:01:01) Ye tickets! (1:07:14) Emo baddie (1:08:09) Studious Foo: Teens check phones 64 times (1:10:03) Play Ball: USA loses world baseball classic Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local?
Right now, if you've been driving around town, you've seen it, the little delivery app robot little things with a little fly, little red lights.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
They have eyes. Sometimes they be running into things or stopping. Also, when it was like really flooded out here.
because of the rain.
You saw one kind of just stuck in the flood.
Poor thing, poor thing.
I just saw the first one in Whittier.
I was like, wow.
It's like a little version of it.
A little delivery robots, okay?
But did you know we all have contributed to how much their GPS sucks?
Like each one of us.
Why?
Especially if you were one of the people that in 2016, 2015-ish, were on your Pokemon Go vibe.
It was all over the apps.
Yeah.
their Snapchat and dog filters
the very best.
Or you Pokemon Goad.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
So the company behind Pokemon Go
they did a massive
data set over 30 billion images
from players
because in order to play Pokemon Go,
you're essentially using your camera
to show what's around you
in search of little Pokemon.
Yeah, right?
Inside my house, so little.
And because you were inside your house
searching for Pokemon, Angelica.
Looking for Pikachu, yeah.
What was in your den?
Did you have like...
She don't have no den.
A den?
What den?
My backside?
South here?
Yeah.
Go check the backyard.
But, but because of all of that, we have now contributed to these locations and all these visuals that companies like the people that use this robot delivery robots are using as well.
That's pretty cool.
Those images are being used to train a VPS, a visual position.
system that can locate things very precisely using landmarks like buildings.
The tech is now being used by delivery robots to navigate city streets where GPS kind of
struggles, you know?
Oh, okay.
We be getting tricked non-stop in life.
Hey, bro, we do it in our own, like, we're like, yes.
We agree to the terms and services or whatever, all of that.
We're like, yes, here, I will send you a whole video scan of where I live of my neighborhood
in search of Pikachu.
Yes.
And we fall for it every time, Lettie, I can't believe it.
Just we think everything is free.
Nothing is free because they're just hoarding our data.
No, you're right.
And the whole time when I was scanning my house and all that stuff,
I was just thinking I'm like, this is really sketchy.
It is.
But I really want Pikachu.
Wow.
Now Nintendo knows how many people live in your house.
Yeah.
They know my salad, living room, the restroom, everything, my room.
Oh, my God.
And he's over here.
You're like, oh, my God.
it's a snorlax.
No.
It's stealing your data.
I know.
Oh, yeah.
I'm not going to do the face scam because I'm going to take our data.
You already play Pokemon Go.
It knows where you live.
It knows your brother's room, your mom's room, your shower,
because I am dead.
I still don't have the face ID.
Actually, they know everything already because you played Pokemon Go.
We gave them everything.
This makes a lot of sense because I actually got banned from Pokemon Go.
What?
How?
Because we found a little hack that you didn't have to walk around.
You can just move your.
your finger on it and so you weren't walking around but you're still catching all the
Pokemon in your neighborhood but they didn't want that because they wanted you to walk around
and get the data and it was so serious I tried to sign in they would like no you're banned
you're banned you're banned for life how to make a new email and everything he went back
also because they found out what you tried to do to bolbosor okay what did cheesemeter
that was evie zoonie now what's going on
Damn
Cheese Mation with Angie
Okay, you guys
Trip out, okay?
Because Cameron,
the same dude
that's suing J. Cole
is being messy again
and bringing up the past.
Oh boy.
Because I didn't know
that apparently rapper
Mace and Shine
dated Brandy at the same time.
Mace and Shine two different rappers.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
He said rapper Mace and Shine.
Oh, sorry.
Mace and Shine.
No, but that's a trip.
I'm like, wait, Brandy, Brandy,
like, baby, all that stuff.
like, Ragey's sister.
Baby is Ashanti.
No, she has like,
Baby, baby, baby.
That's Ashanti.
Oh, yeah, yeah, sorry.
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry.
It's early.
Hey, she doesn't get a foot off for that.
You guys?
What?
Okay, then Braddy got hit.
Wow.
Is it that I want to be down.
No, yeah, the boy is mine.
Yeah.
Yes, the boy is mine.
I want to be down.
Have you ever loved somebody so much?
Yeah.
It makes you.
You cry.
So good.
Go, Angie.
Baby, baby, baby, baby.
I know, I know.
Same segment yesterday.
She confused it.
Pardon, pardon.
Pardon.
I have her CD too.
Sorry.
I hope you do.
No, I really do.
I actually got it
buying a Backstreet Boy
CD at a garage still
and then Brandy's CD was inside there too.
Oh, you're a CD.
And then I was like, oh, this is so cool.
This is great.
You got a bonus.
Yeah, 50 cents.
Anyways, you guys.
So apparently both of them were dating
Brandi at the same time.
And I was freaking shocked.
I'm like, since when did this happen that I did not know?
And it actually happened during like 98, 99.
At the time, like, Mace was popping and Shine was new, right?
And so Maze was, I mean, Shine was talking about how, like, Brandy was his dream girl.
So I was so excited because this is my dream person, Brandy.
And as a dream, I'm like, man, if I ever, but she was to know, Sean, got that.
So when I came up, she was in the cross-air, you know, I was.
sniping. But during that time, Mays was dating her. Wow. And so Mays was saying like, yeah,
this foot was really sneaky. So he was running that playbook so discreetly, so quietly, I had no idea.
Yeah, he's sneaky. But I was so excited. So I kept telling one of our mutual friends. And he was
snitching me out. And then so brandy was like, yo, who you told you here? How so know that you
hear with me right now? And I'm like, oh, man. Wow. And that's crazy because they were both
assigned to bad boy at the same time.
You're right.
You're like label mates dating the same girl unknowingly.
Yeah.
Now, Brandy has never actually confirmed it, but it's like fool.
Like, Shine is talking about it.
Mace is talking about it.
They're both pretty much saying like, yeah, you know, it happened.
So much that they actually beefed it that Diddy actually got to get involved and like sit them down and tell them like, hey, fools chill.
He did that?
Dittler?
So you're telling me Diddy was the voice of reason?
Yeah.
Whatsoever.
Yes.
Apparently that's what they've said.
Did he had to put us in a meeting and sit us down.
Put us in a meeting.
I would love to see what that meeting was about.
Hey, y'all can't be doing this without me.
Listen, according to Shine, he said he pretty much addressed and told him like, cut the drama,
stay focused on the business and the music.
Now take off your clothes.
Cut the drama.
Now take this case for me.
Wow.
Now go to jail for 10 years, something I did.
Oh, yeah, they're in the next year.
That's wild.
Man, I wish Brandy would have made music about this.
The boys are mine.
The boys are mine.
All right, that's it for Chisholmation.
Brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers.
I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings.
I'm part of 106.
If it's hip hop, you know let these on.
Yeah, I go.
Rap sheet.
Let these set go.
All right, let this be a lesson to you,
up-and-coming rappers, homies, all of that.
When your friend,
or your engineer says, do not drop that.
Listen to them.
We always clown about how some rappers have like a bunch of yes men around them or artists.
No, no, no, no.
When an engineer, when someone is actually saying, hey, you don't do it,
it's because you don't listen.
You don't listen.
Like rapper La Russell from the Bay, all right?
He dropped this new song on Twitter and Pat the,
had the caption be, my engineer told me not to drop this.
So that's exactly why I put this out.
And the song itself is catching a lot of controversy because of the claims that he's making about people and figures in history that despite how we may feel about them are heaven sent. Check this out.
We all heaven sent Donald 2. We all heaven sent. Epstein 2.
What?
We all heaven sent.
Adolf 2.
We all heaven sent.
Even you.
Even you.
We all have been sent.
Oh, hell no.
Do not put me in that list.
That's not the list I want to be on.
No.
That's not the list I would be on.
Oh, my God.
Yes.
He's getting backlash left and right.
And I just want to know why did you say he should drop this, Vic.
I did.
I did not tell him.
I would have never told them to put this out.
I would have been on the engineer.
Actually, if I was the engineer, I would have took it a step further.
I would have deleted all the files.
Yeah, it should be gone.
Oh, yeah.
You would have DOJed it.
You would have directed.
I would have redacted the whole song.
After that first sentence, it'd be like, we're stopping recording here.
Yeah.
My thing is like, okay, I understand you're trying to be edgy or whatever,
or make a statement through music, but be realistic.
Music is supposed to be listened to.
When would you ever get in the car and like, yo, let me play this song?
This song in particular, when is the occasion to play a song like this?
It seems like a troll through a song.
It does.
And the thing is that this rapper himself, La Russell, doesn't need that.
but for the most part this year hasn't started off the best for him
he's on a podcast talking to smack about little wayne and then they clipped it to not show
the context because this podcast is all about clicks and and not like hey let's get it right
and he was talking to smack about low wayne and was like oh yeah loinin doesn't have no bars right
it was vicks podcast no no it was my podcast it was my podcast two thirds um but it wasn't our
clip actually our clip said um low russell shows love to
to Lil Wayne or speaks on the genius of Lil Wayne.
Somebody else took the clip and then put it out of context and it went crazy.
Ah, you just his other media page.
I don't know who that person is, but they're doing great.
Anyways, the Russell was into the headlines for the wrong reason because some people would not know who this guy is.
Yeah.
Except for two major things this year and that's talking to about Little Wayne.
And then now saying like, yo, you and you and Hitler dog, same thing.
Yeah.
Same heaven.
And so many people are cooking them online, you know, first.
this and saying like oh here he goes again by the way he did say like he has a statement saying look
my homies briefed me yesterday on all the outrage like you're not watching your phone bro he's yeah like my
corner that came to me my first thought was y'all can't be that slow but then i go and look and y'all
really that slow so we're slow just listen to the music it's no way you can hear that clip and like
oh you support epstein that's what i'm getting it's not it's not that but it's also just like
not everything that comes to mind has to be a solid.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Or recorded.
It's like I see what you were trying to say.
I don't.
And you know what it was because you don't like surprise because you literally dropped it knowing like someone told you not to drop it.
Yeah.
And you still did.
And you still did because you knew that's how people were going to take it.
If that person took it that way, now you're surprised everyone else did the same.
Like don't.
Yeah.
And you should know by now that everything is taken out of context.
Yeah.
expect that.
Brother, I think we're taking it in context, bro.
I don't think we're in this context.
We understand what he said.
If that's what he thought, like, oh, they can't be taking this out of context.
But again, it's going to be taken out of context whether you like it or not.
I think it's in perfect context.
Yeah.
I think it just kept it.
Everybody in this room is heaven sent.
I think you're heaven since.
I don't think I want to be heaven sent anymore.
I don't know.
I think he made me no one to be in.
I want to be a child of the earth now.
That's the sound of the police.
The petty police.
It's petty. It's just petty. I'm being petty.
Petty, petty, girl.
Pretty and a pettiest.
Oh, my gosh. Someone just got caught being petty and now is trying to retract their statements and their activity online.
It's the beef that I did not know. I know like Pop Stars beef, but I didn't know that these Pop Stars beefed, all right?
First of all, this has to do with La Taylor.
Which I know, I get it. Some people don't like her.
Haters. Yeah.
She's a great.
You're not great if you don't have haters, Taylor.
But one of your haters, I cannot believe.
I cannot believe.
It's Bruno Boers.
What?
And Bruno, no le Gista la Taylor.
Mito?
Caigorda.
They're like the same category in a way.
Yes.
I know.
Hold on. Hold on.
Musically, yes.
Yeah, that's what he meant.
Don't let the sweet songs fool you.
Bruno Mars is a dog out here.
Don't let the sweet songs fool you.
Taylor Swift is a dog.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Same way.
Yeah, she's like that.
Yeah.
She was like, if you don't want me to write bad songs about you, you shouldn't do bad stuff.
D.
She has a song with Kendrick.
Yeah, she does.
Bad Blood is a fire song.
Love it.
Anyway, apparently Bruno Mars liked a tweet that was calling Taylor Swift.
talentless.
That no
talent.
Nothing talent or
that's not a talent.
Okay, fool.
The post itself
question how Taylor got famous
and even brought up
like different things like
she's probably because she's a white girl
she's not, she has no talent.
She plays the guitar.
That's a talent.
Yeah.
That is very talented.
That is a lot.
Not a lie, not a lot.
And honestly like for the country music
vibe that she started off with
or the way that she was
and again,
this is coming from a hip hop head
outside of that bubble.
That was something very contradictory to the way they were making music.
And she still beat those odds in that respect.
Where, loki, there's all the white privilege.
So it's like, you got them saying, like, she got that, like, there.
She defeated those odds over there.
But apparently it seemed that Bruno Mars liked the post.
So everyone's like, wait, what are you caught again?
What did she do?
What did she do?
He was quick to shut it down.
He said, he tweeted.
Taylor has always been supportive and kind to me.
only love over here.
Then explain it!
Why'd you like it?
Right, so he didn't say that I didn't agree with any of those things.
He then said, spread love on these apps, y'all.
Spread love on these apps.
But if you spread hate, I might like it.
Maybe he saw a picture over and thought, like, oh, it's a picture of Taylor, let me just like that.
But didn't read, like, the caption or what it was?
I don't know about that one.
But, no, you got to think, like, people up at the top, like him are super,
ultra competitive.
You know what I'm saying?
And if they're competing for like, you know,
billboard slots and, you know,
tour dates and all this stuff, it's like
he's obviously one of the most talented
people in the world. And he probably looks at
Taylor like, like, yeah, she's pretty talented,
I guess. You know what I'm saying? Because she can't
dance like him. She can't sing like him.
She can make hits like him, yes.
But it's like he has the full complete
package. Wait, Bruno's dances?
What? Yeah. No.
I haven't seen him at one of the two Super Bowls that he's done
dancing? You didn't see when his pants split?
Come on. He's an incredible dancer.
I might be, look, I might be mixing on Bruno Mars with Miguel.
No, he did the...
You never seen Bruno Mars dance.
No. He's all entertained. He grew up loving Michael Jackson.
He's an incredible dancer.
Yeah. Okay. Yes, but more than that, it's just the, regardless of full package, all of that stuff, I think he's very, he likes her.
It was a video of her prepping for her airs tour that someone then posted.
posted that he probably just liked her on stage probably yeah you feel me like the
recap and then it turned into that I don't think he hates lot Taylor I don't think so either I
just think he thinks he's more talented than her he like don't do that he does come on if
we were to ask him and he's at the you know craps table whatever he's doing gambling I think
him as a great understands how great she is yeah us mids that want to say who's more
talented yeah the mid Bruno is way more talented yeah he likes white girl and I'm not
talking about here's with what
Hey, guidance it.
Hey.
Can't we come back.
Okay, let's get to scrolling.
Scrolling with all me.
If you're wanting to be an influencer superstar, you might want to think twice because it might ruin your life.
For today, Greg, why?
There's an influencer by the name of Jules LeBron.
She went viral because she's the one that said very demure, very cutesy.
Oh, yeah.
Everyone was doing that trend.
Oh, yeah.
That was LeBron?
Sounds like this.
You see how I do my makeup for work?
Very demure.
Very mindful.
I don't come to work.
with a green cut crease don't look like a clown when I go to work
very cutesy yeah that was a whole trend yep well she's saying that trend
ruined her life what and even turned it to her drug addict no yes yes she's saying she went
so viral that she was getting sponsorships and she was out just parting and going crazy
and she was just tired of being tired listen to this fixing my life because substance abuse
ruined it hi i'm joelzebron i went viral i'm for very to me are very mindful and it was the
highlight of my life and everyone loved it. It also was the worst time of my life ever.
Unfortunately, mega virality and a Charlie X-E-X sponsorship did lead to substance abuse, believe it or not.
If I can help someone else get out of that fun, because the thing is, you just, you wake up
and you're just so tired to be tired. You are sick and tired of being sick and tired.
Oh my gosh, you went through it. She went through it.
You know what she did mention in that video that like, she was like,
getting it on to.
Oh.
Yeah.
With like wrestlers,
she said.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, pretty well.
Pretty well.
She had a wildlife.
With who.
And Loki,
this thing was popping
like last summer,
no?
No, I think it was
2024.
Yeah.
Okay.
Two years ago.
In that time, bro?
Wow.
Everybody still says it
till this day.
Yeah.
You know where it's coming from.
Like, you know,
it's like a little trend
and little pop culture moment here.
Yeah.
But she's saying,
hey, it's not all it's cracked up to be.
Yeah.
You know, listen to that kids.
Sometimes I show them
that stuff.
Like the reality of that stuff.
Because every kid right now wants to be a YouTuber or influencer and all of that.
Like look, look what happens.
Yeah.
Not everybody can handle it.
Yeah, but not, it doesn't always turn bad.
Like, look at the Lodoling Guifu.
I don't know.
A lot of the kids stars too.
Then there's Netflix documentaries about them.
Look, all of us wanted to be low-key little stars when we were younger.
I did.
All the docs about everything they're going through now coming out.
True.
You know what I'm saying?
The child stars.
Like, I thought it was going to be a shot.
And if you knew that before, your mom would be like,ina, you know.
The way it seems is like, oh my God, I love your video.
Here's a bunch of drugs.
You can do them now.
Like, it's like the way fame seems to work like that.
Is that how it?
I want no parts.
Well, you won't get there.
Thank you, Lette.
I appreciate it.
All right.
Thank you for scrolling.
Let's get into Weather with Concretto.
And now, the weather.
Oh, hell the dog.
With concrete storm.
Barito Zina is going down for the weather Wednesday, March.
18th. First we cruise in the city of Santa Monica, chilling with the breeze, bumping la cronica,
83 degrees and 64 at night. Now we ride up the 101 to the city of Camarillo. Look at your kids and tell
him, I love you, miho. 89 and 63 at night today, Perritos. Next, we ride the corolla to the city
of Cerritos. Tonight I'm cracking my lady like a Dorito. 92 and 64 degrees. I hear it. You got to throw
it every now and then. Yeah, man.
that. Lastly, we take the 22 to the city of Stanton where I guarantee there's a full name
Brandon. 80 and 62 degrees peritos. Again, it's going to be hot. Keep your gator. Keep your waters.
Stay hydrated, especially your kids. Don't leave them in the car. Don't be an idiot. Be smart about
that. All right, guys. Or pets. Or anyone. Or anyone. Don't leave yourself in the car,
dog. Put the windows down. Let's just wait. All right, it's your boy, Kai can rebound back
morning is a proud 106. Let's go. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie.
We need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean phone line.
We've got you for the homie help line.
Azalea, a.k.a.
Needs our help.
Okay.
I'm like you just said the same thing, just different way.
I did, but I was corrected by Azalea that I said the name wrong.
So not AKA.
It is.
Actually, Azalea.
Well, I mean, if we're speaking English, Azalea.
Wow, you're going that route.
Oh, I'm back.
Remember when I said you're a nice guy and I gave a hug or not?
Take it back.
Okay, she said, hey, brown bag.
I need y'all advice for real.
My name is Azalea.
I'm a 22-year-old girl who lives with her mother-in-law, boyfriend, and our two kids.
Since we moved in, I don't know when was the last time she bought groceries or pitched in.
She said, so before we moved in, she was always complaining how she wasn't able to afford rent by herself.
She's talking about the suegra right now.
She is.
Wow.
All right.
And they're living in the suegra.
his house. They are.
Just seeing clarity.
See, she said she wasn't able to afford the rent by herself, so we thought it was a good idea
to move in together to split the cost.
Mind you, the rent is less than $1,400.
So she had trouble.
So I'm like, damn, her money not up like that.
Oh, my God.
She's judging.
Are you okay?
So now we split the rent in three, and she's still hella cheap.
But it gets worse.
I tell her we need things for the house, and she ignores.
me. For example, we needed a vacuum. She ignored me. So I bought it myself and MFing vacuums ain't cheap.
Right. But we needed it. So she saw it and got all happy and wanted to use it and I got mad because
she was no help. She said, me and my man have bought everything since we moved in and all I ever
see her buy is trash bags. That's it. She said, another thing is she's always taking my stuff.
cute decor tiles sheets for my bed my clothes my expensive perfumes flower bomb whatever that is brown bag even the bed she sleeps in is mine because she was sleeping on a couch before okay she said then she has the audacity to get upset and have a cara de i can't say that word um when i buy myself anything she'd be saying stuff like you need to save your money and i'm like
Why are you worried about my money?
Yours not even up like that.
No.
This is not real.
This is 100% real.
She said, my man and I have discussed moving back out together.
We can afford it, but she can't.
Plus, she helps us with the kids while we both have to go to work in school.
That's good.
Brown bag.
Am I wrong for wanting her to contribute more around the house or am I just being ungrateful?
You're being ungrateful.
I'm glad you can kind of see it.
Yeah.
She's on the line.
Yeah.
I don't even want to talk about her.
I want to talk to her.
Azalea.
Good morning, Aaliyah.
Azalea.
It's Aalaya.
Who's fault is this?
Whose fault is this?
Azalea.
Oh, you mean so like tomato tomato?
No.
Azalea.
Oh, so like potato.
Princess Leia.
Azalea.
Like Azalea.
There you go.
Azalea, you sound so.
I'm on the swueger side.
Azalea.
So you have two babies.
and you're 22 years old and your man and you are living at your Swagra's house,
but she is insufferable.
Yeah, basically, the way this whole thing goes is we have moved out.
We lived on our own, but our old apartment had kind of, like, messed us over,
didn't, like, fix our washer for about six months, so we're like, we're not going to live there anymore.
I swagger I was having trouble paying the land by herself, so we just decided to go moving with her so we could help her and she could keep her apartment.
But it seems like you hate helping her.
Yeah.
I don't hate helping her.
It's not the problem.
I just don't appreciate when she's always complaining about my money because I pay, if we split $1,400 is what, like $500.
I still pay like $600, almost $700 because of the bills.
I mean, I pay for daycare, I pay for all this stuff.
I travel for work, gas is expensive, all this stuff, right?
So I just, I want to, I just need a little help for some groceries sometimes
because she, like, eats our food, right?
So that's my thing, is just I haven't seen her pay for groceries since I moved in,
which was probably like eight months ago.
I only see her really get trash bags, trip,
because I understand it's like four of us and one of her, but, you know, like.
Yeah.
And I'm wondering, because, like, I guess you don't like it's like, hey, if this is how the situation is, don't be like pocket watching me, which it seems like she does to you.
But I'm wondering, too, if you may be doing the same to her because you're kind of counting what she brings and what she doesn't.
And you did mention that she watches your kids.
She doesn't charge you for that.
Well, that's why I pay extra rent a little bit.
But the thing is, um.
For her to watch, so you're paying for, like, babysitting?
Mm-hmm.
They go to day time in the morning because she goes toward two.
I offered her, I was like, okay, like, you know, we could work out something and I can help you with more.
If you help me watch the kids while I'm at school at night.
But ironically, my boyfriend has gotten those days off because I go to school Monday through Wednesday at night and he gets Monday through Wednesday off.
So he's watching the babies, which as he should.
It's okay next to rest.
I mean, like, your mom's not watching them while you're home.
Right.
That's just my thing.
And what does he say?
And then she ran until the other day.
He was just like, how much did you give her?
And I told him it.
It's like, well, I just gave her like $600 this past month.
And he's like, oh, I'm like, yeah.
Like, what the hell you mean?
Like, okay, well, well, I'm watching them.
And I'm just like, yes, why am I paying more?
To pay bills and wait so they're like $500.
And I don't know.
It's crazy.
So I'm just, and then I'm buying myself packages.
It's not even myself.
my kids or stuff like there's a good sales on Amazon and I buy it and she's like you got
another package like oh my gosh like but in Spanish you're like you got another package oh my gosh
and then she gives me like the side eye and like the face and I'm just like why are you watching
like why do you care if I'm paying the rent I'm paying my care yeah I'm putting my stuff in
tell me about the stuff that you said that like she borrows without your permission pretty much
yeah all the stuff that your mom bought yeah tell me about flower bomb because all
All I know is a lot of
Sauerbomb.
Tell me about flower bomb.
I can't smell flower bomb from a mile away.
I'm sorry.
What's that?
I don't know.
It's a perfume.
It's a perfume.
It's a perfume.
Damn, I don't know about that.
My money not up like that.
Yeah.
Sounds like that rich.
So she takes the stuff that your mom bought you, like towels and bed sheets and all that stuff.
My mom gives me a lot of things.
My mom gives me, like, cute decor, like towels.
She gives me, like, bed sheets.
And she's room because my kids are in the room
And I'm trying to get them out
And I see like my like
Your stuff
She on her bed and she's like
She has a fool
And I'm not gonna be stenged
You know
I'm not gonna be stinty you know
I'm looking for my work sweat it
And then she comes down and brings a bunch of clothes
She has in her clothes
She's like are these yours
Are these yours?
Are these yours?
I was like oh my goodness
Like what do you talk
I was looking for this
Like
And it's I asked you what your man says
And you said like he doesn't even know
So he's just like acting surprised
Because like that's not
really doing much.
It seems like he's staying out of the way of what you guys got going on and acting
surprised at things you tell him.
He says something like at that moment.
He's like, when she did bring up the clothes, she was like, why do you have her clothes?
Like, why do you have an issue?
Okay.
She was like, she just like, like a blitz toy.
Like, like, what do you mean?
You don't know.
Like.
She's just a girl.
I guess so.
So what do you want to, do you want to squabble with her or you want to, like, kick her out
you're her own house? What you're trying to do?
You're trying to see some? What's up?
I'm, because I try to talk to my family.
They're just saying, maybe you just don't like her.
My sister's just like, she's financially trauma.
My brother doesn't want to talk about it.
My best friend said I just don't like her.
But that's not the case because I really do like her.
I try to help her with a lot because I know she doesn't have a lot.
Yeah.
What do you like about her?
She's really like really cheap.
Like I told my boyfriend.
Wait, okay, but I'm going to stop you.
I'm going to stop you.
Do you come from some bread?
Like your family?
A little bit.
Yeah, yeah, you're talking like it.
Like, I can tell a little bit.
Like, oh, that's cool.
She's cheap.
She drinks ramen noodles.
Yeah, like, it seems like you're just not used to, I guess, the way, where they come from.
Yeah.
Where they share.
Because sometimes, like, low-key in my house, we share everything.
And you got to.
And no one's like, oh, that's my stuff.
It's like, no, no, here we share.
This is the house of stuff.
That flower bomb review, $200.
Damn.
Yeah.
It's money.
Jeez.
Sheesh.
You feel me?
Like you may have like where you have your own things and stuff like that.
Just we grow up different.
Yeah.
That ends up happening when you start moving into somebody else's house.
You don't know until you're there and you start seeing it because it's not what you're used to.
And then like you probably spend money more freely for things you need or whatever or just the way you buy them.
Like maybe she goes and when she did buy stuff like in bulk, you know and saves it so she doesn't have to go to the store and you just like, all right, Amazon today, Amazon tomorrow, whatever I need.
Little by little.
It's probably just a lot of differences in like what you go.
guys hundreds are.
I don't know because they, I always thought my boyfriend and I was just like,
how is it going up with you guys?
And she was like, well, we always live with people.
So I'm like, I'm like, I always kind of like, okay, well, you guys didn't have to pay
how much friends back in the day.
So like not so much.
She did have a good job back in the day.
She was like a manager at somewhere.
So back then, that was a good money.
In high school, she was a man, homie.
Now she got it.
Now she's a wankster.
Yeah, that's not she got her money up.
I know because your message says things like, yeah, she ain't gotten like that.
Like, get her money up.
Like, you're like really, I didn't even say it like that.
You said her money not good.
You said her money not good.
Yeah.
Money not good.
Are you going to have financial decisions?
You're her crib.
She's giving you a really good deal.
All right.
Honestly.
You got a baby young, I'm assuming.
I had a baby at 18.
So you had, you, because you have two at 22.
Mm-hmm.
So you've been, same, then this boyfriend, right?
So it's like you guys grew up together
She's really kind lady
She's just cheap
And it's just getting to you
Yeah
Because I don't like when she's telling me about
Like how I'm spending my money
And that is my thing
And my true thing like
Because you see it as hate
And she probably sees it as like
I don't know like help
And probably hate
Like it just resonates different
She probably think she's helping you
Helping you
Helping you pay her
And you, hey, if you spend money on Amazon, you can't be paying my rent.
True.
Well, I mean, think about it.
Okay, you said she had a good job in the past.
Maybe she's been where you've been and spent it, like, spent money.
You know what I'm saying?
Like more frivolously and being like, oh, okay, I'm going to buy this.
I'm going to buy that.
But it's like, hey, save it for a rainy day because she's already been through the ups and the downs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
She's currently on a down.
Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking because it's like, dude, every Latino
mom is always going to be judging you for buying anything and always going to be telling you, save up, save up.
Like maybe she's giving you, like, game like, hey, save to get a house.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I tell her, let's buy a house so we won't have to live in the apartment.
Why you want to buy a house for her?
The money's up, that's why.
Because her money up, not her money up.
You already have signs you don't mess with her.
Even if her money was right, she'd still be taking your flower bomb.
She'd still be, like, getting your sweaters.
Then she has to my home flower bomb.
That's probably one.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I like that.
That's cool.
Hey, your mom, what does your mother say?
Like, how's your mom?
My mom tells me to just go back with her.
But my mom was far, and my job is to travel, like, all over, like, the IE.
Are you a traveling nurse?
No, something else was, like, in health care.
Well, what?
What is it?
I'm a medical assistant.
Nice.
Okay.
I work in all these types of clinics all over the IE.
Wow.
And she lives farther out.
like in Hemet and that's already far from everything.
Yeah, that's far.
So I can't move back in with her.
Like, honestly, I'm not, and gas is already getting to $6.
I'm like, I thought your money was up.
I'm not going to.
And then another thing, I don't like to drive far because I have babies.
I don't want to.
Okay, yeah, that's a nice.
Yeah, but Hemet is so nice.
Stop.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah.
As a Leah, like Princess Leia, as a Leah.
As a Leah.
As Leah wants to know, is she?
being taken advantage of by her
Swagra that's taking her things that
has her paying $100 extra bucks
for the rent because she did it because you're
supposed to watch her kids.
However, her man is
ending up watching her kids. She's just giving that
extra 100 as a tip maybe.
And the Swagra also will be taking her stuff
or like flower bomb
like, bro, he's loaded flowering it.
I can smell it from mile away.
Or
is a little ungrateful.
I think she's ungrateful because she's in the house
with the Swayra, even though they're going to help the Suegra.
Yeah.
And maybe it's just their grew up a little bit different.
Yeah.
You know, they didn't have things handed to them, Azalea.
I'm kidding.
I mean, she does give her money out to other stuff.
There's a thing that she just, when it comes around the house.
She don't know how to spend her money right.
Yeah, Azalea is like keeping tabs on her and does not like that she keeps tabs on Azalea.
How come every time I'm in the kitchen, you in the kitchen, Swaygra?
Because it's like, I buy, you clown, you.
judge me for buying nice things, but then you take those nice things that I bought.
Yep.
Like the flower bomb perfume.
Is that how you feel, as Alea, that like, it's like, how are you going to judge me for
getting the nice things?
Then you want to use the nice things that I get?
Yeah.
I see this as I'm just like, how are you always telling me stuff?
And then she likes it.
Like, I put an example, like, she's always losing her keys.
So I bought an air tag for my keys because I have got a new card.
I already lost my keys twice.
I had a lot of air tag.
and then she
I told her
I was like why don't you buy one
and she's like how much is it
I'm like oh it's like $30
$30 that's crazy you know
and then I was like
and then I was like
oh do you want mine
she's like okay yeah
I'm like no
that's not already put it on my phone
then why'd you offer
why did you offer
and then it was like
ew she wants my stuff guys
it was a test
she likes things
but doesn't like paying for it
it's clear
exactly
she's cheap that's what I mean
you offer her the air tag
I'm trying to have your
side. Do you see I did the whole spiel? Like, hey, it's just different.
No, you really did. No. But I did tell her, I was just like, if you're losing your keys all the time, why don't you buy this so you could find it? You could put the air, the sound on. But she won't buy it for herself. But if it was, if it was, if I was to give it to him, she would take it. Yeah, it's a gift. And for the record, you're not down to move out.
I am. I was just like, I mean, if I have to go back with my mom to, like, spend the extra gas,
so I won't have to do with that, because it's like, that's crazy.
Come on, you got the bread.
And then I'm just like, yeah, I don't know.
I just, I was the only thing is I was tripping about it.
I was like, I think we should just, we should all split the groceries if we're all eating.
Okay, but who's cooking?
Who's cooking?
Me and his.
So both of you are cooking?
You said that with a smile.
I don't know.
What do you cook?
and what did she cook?
Well, she cooked friolis and eros
every day.
Arrose.
You better stop, Azalea.
You better stop acting
like your Paris Hilton.
Azalea.
This is the sweet life
with Zach and Cody.
What's your density?
Salvadoran.
Oh.
Salvadoran.
That's like me.
Yeah.
Okay, but you're
saying it's going to be a mo'i.
Because even salvi say aros.
No, I'm in no,
Salvo.
It's okay.
Okay, okay.
We are too.
And what do you make?
I mean, I try to make, like, when I get home, I make the chick barbecue chicken.
Yesterday I made barbecue chicken.
Today I have class, so I might just make soup or she might cook.
Wow.
I love you.
Soup in the 90-degree heat.
Yeah.
That's totally us.
Yeah, I just make some kind of like 94 degrees outside.
Got the weather.
So, yeah, I mean, I try to make, I don't make Mexican food because I'm like, she makes it better, but I make.
more food and then she, I don't know.
So she does good.
I don't know.
You're just like tallying up things and I'm wondering just like your home girls and
just like your family.
Do you hate her?
Like you don't like her.
I used to not like her because of like stuff back then.
But like we had got over it and we like really get along.
Like back then I probably couldn't have looked at her.
But now like we could like talk.
We could go shopping together.
But now I don't want to go shopping together because you know.
You don't want to go to 99?
I don't know.
Even when I go to the 99, she's just like, you buy yourself another this, like another, that is always something when we go to the store.
Like you bought another, like, box your cramps for the kid.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, I'm going to tell you, I'm going to tell the listener something real quick because your real name is Azalea.
And I was like, dude, she wants to use her real name.
And then you said that your swag, that's too cheap to have a radio to listen.
You got on a radio?
How did you go listen?
She don't have no faceplate on a radio?
It's too expensive to listen to free radio for her.
Free.
All right.
Let's go to Anna in South LA.
What's up, Anna.
Good morning.
Good morning.
How are you guys?
Good morning.
Anna, talk to us.
We want to help out Azalea.
She says that she's, she's 22, has two kids with her man.
They moved into the Suarez house to help out the Suegra, but it seems like it's kind
of not working out.
The Suegras's pocket watching her.
The Sueira takes her things.
The Suegra is very like, does it?
know her boundaries and she's like look I put money up I also hold my own down I do
make bread and she doesn't so it seems like she's overcompensating for the money she
doesn't have by judging me on the money I have and I'm wondering am I being ungrateful
or am I being taken am I right to think she's taking advantage of us um okay um okay um okay she's
she's right but a little bit ungrateful I'm a I'm a suegra okay oh her swigra you are a
Suegra of someone else.
Yes.
Okay.
I swear that.
Jessica listened to me right now.
She's on her car.
And I love my, my nueira.
But let me tell you something.
Oh, Hanka is the name of your
noirah.
Yes.
And she's listening right now.
Oh, yes.
Oh, Jessica.
She's in her car.
Um, my son is with me, and then
let me tell you something.
They spend money and
stupid things on time.
We just want them to save money for the, you know, they don't have to struggle like us when we start our families.
Aww, so we want the best for our kids.
Yeah.
Manuela is my kids now because she's with my son, okay?
And then something else.
I'm learning something.
I don't need to be on top of them because sometimes I receive the mail and I say,
And I say, Saul, what is this?
What is that?
That's normal.
Yeah, you're learning to let it go, to let them handle it.
Let them handle it.
Yes, that's it.
That's the only thing, the Swayra wants for her, I think.
And I'm sorry, Asalia, but if you don't like it, please put your money together and move somewhere else.
The rent is expensive right now.
You too just said it.
Whatever you're paying, it's little.
But if you move, it's like a $2,000.
200, something like that.
Yeah.
True, true.
Yeah, by the way, guys, I love you.
I love your brother.
Thank you.
Thank you, Anna.
We love you too.
Yeah, let me say something else.
Please say to Concrete.
I love him.
Yeah, we're about us.
Sorry.
Sorry, you're breaking up.
Concrete is being a deadbeat host right now.
He's not here for us, okay?
So just remember that.
No, no, we'll tell him.
We'll tell him.
He's over there in Green Lane.
We miss him too.
He's making the troops laugh right now.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Have a good day.
Wait, wait, wait.
Anna, Anna, real quick question.
Real quick question.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you know what I get on your nerves?
Because you were like, oh, yeah, she's cool and all butt.
No, I don't get mad with her.
I get mad with my son because sometimes I say, please tell Jessica, like, don't spend or you guys don't spend money.
She's like, Jessica, my mom says this.
I know.
You wanted to come from him.
so that it doesn't bait like a battle between her.
Yeah, he's getting mad to me right now.
Saul, get it together, Saul, be the man.
Say something, say, say something.
You know what I say that.
Oh, I'm a sad.
I love her.
I love her.
You know what?
She prays on Saul to go to school.
She's a nurse practitioner.
Nice.
She's helped his life.
Yes.
No, she's a very, very good girl.
Like Azalea, she works, and she,
cook,
just,
she needs to understand
her
suegra
wants the best
for her.
That's my,
that's how I see it.
You're right.
Because I do it,
I'm like this
with my kids,
you know?
And pay for her
because I'm learning
something now.
Aw.
She's like
doing,
doing things to
Saul and Jessica
anymore.
I'm going to let them live.
I'll stop taking
Jessica's perfume.
Thank you.
So cute.
So cute.
Wow.
Azalea.
Azalea.
Does your suiara sound like that?
No, the swagra sounds nice.
I think I want her of my son.
Okay, hold on.
Her son has a girl.
Did you just say I want her at this?
But you said your suiqra is nice.
And sweet.
She's nice, but she doesn't tell me like, oh, I'm doing it for the best intention.
She's always needing me.
I promise you, this girl, this lady.
She's just said, I just learned right now that it's a thing you guys take.
She was explaining to you.
You hate her.
She doesn't like her.
And you're lying that you don't hate her.
If I hated her, I wouldn't be helping her with a bunch of stuff that I do.
But she's helping you.
She's helping each other.
Because right now you'd split like 600 books for your spot.
That's 1400.
If you were to move out with your man, plus you have you guys two kids or whatever,
that split would be a little bit crazy on your pocket.
Double.
At least 12, 1,300.
We did at one point.
I mean, we were fine.
We just didn't stay because they didn't want to fix our washer.
But you're more comfortable now, like, money-wise.
I mean, yeah.
Okay.
Do you remember when you ask, do you remember when you ask, like,
hey, am I tripping or not?
And we're saying, like, you're tripping,
and you're not allowing us to say you're tripping.
You're telling me I'm tripping?
Yes.
And then Loki, like, your family said you're tripping,
and then your friend said you're tripping.
And then you're tripping.
You're like, no, no, no, I'm going to hit a brown bag.
It seems like you want someone to say you're not tripping.
No, I just mean it clear for cheesecake because I just, I don't know.
All right.
Well, hold on, because Crystal and Rosemead thinks you're not tripping.
Crystal.
Oh.
Crystal.
Crystal.
Crystal.
Good morning, Crystal.
Hey, good morning, Crystal.
Hey, good morning, Crystal.
Crystal, you are on Azalea's side.
Yes, I'm totally on her side.
You guys.
It's too much, like, all the stuff that she's doing.
And then I feel like she's low-key taking advantage of her.
Like, how are you paying all that money?
And when I get it, like, you know, she's older and we're supposed to take care of our elders and stuff.
But, like, come on the constant pressure of always telling her, like, why are you doing this and why are you doing that?
Like, and then not putting in your portion of the pot is crazy.
Like, not watching the kids.
Like even if, even if on some day she's like, hey, guys, you know, you guys go out on a day,
have a night to yourself.
Like, I got the kids, like, just any little bit help.
And then my biggest perspective is don't touch my stuff without asking.
Like, please just tell me that you want it or you, you know, like, I wouldn't have a problem sharing.
Like, I grew up poor, too, but, like, everybody put in.
It wasn't just one person.
And it just seems like all the respect.
responsibility is being put on them.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're right.
I think you and her just became best friends, just so you know.
I think you, hey, Azelea, you want me to give you Crystal's numbers so she can
confirm all your beliefs?
I think so.
I think so.
I think you guys just became best friends.
I think you are the bestie that Azalea needs.
She has her besties that are like, maybe it's because you don't like her.
Maybe.
Yeah.
No.
Oh, my God.
Let's go spend money together.
Crystal, you are with the issue.
You were like, no, no, no.
You're getting taken advantage of.
Yeah, and I mean, I don't feel like it's not because she doesn't like her,
but, like, it could be a lot, like, especially living with your in-laws.
And my biggest thing is, like, just find your own spot because it's not going to be,
it's not going to be worth it.
And then the relationship is going to get even more intense.
And it seems like, you know, I don't want it to get to the point where now you're keeping the kids away
or now your man doesn't feel comfortable
and now you guys can't spend holidays together.
So you guys don't live the same lifestyle.
Just, you know, do your own thing.
Yeah, I don't want to get into where I actually hate her.
Yeah.
You know?
And maybe it's just everyone has their own thing.
And I guess sometimes when you have an agitation,
you almost feel like you can't even say it
because you're going to be seem ungrateful.
Like she can't say about the flower bomb
because that might seem ungrateful
that the swarra is using that perfume
without asking her, because it seems so trivial.
It is.
But it's like, who's then going to validate you?
That's my flower bomb.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Well, I'm glad we found you.
I'm glad we found you, Crystal, to validate all of her.
I don't know, I just feel like I could never.
Yeah.
It's, it's like, just, it's like, to me, the bed part.
But maybe that's also our trauma.
That's our trauma that, like, we, like.
But technically, it's like she's the guest in her house, in the Swegas house.
She is.
It's like, come on.
Like, you can.
can't like I get it like that's your stuff but also like she's helping you yeah but what if
you're in your swagra's house Angie and then she does those things then you're not going to be like
oh I get it I'm in her house but no I feel like it's hard to tell you gotta flip it
tell anybody anything in their house you know what I'm saying yeah it's kind of hard to like
but she's feeling like I put in more than enough of the rent I put more rent than you so is
it my house it's still still not your house your name's not on the least
Oh, yeah.
See, that all that was a lot of drama.
Well, at least we found your bestie.
We did.
We got you there.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
All right.
I want to send some love out to the nearly 30,000 employees of L-A-USD, part of
SEIU Local 99 that are going to be having a rally today in downtown L.A.
myself and Angie will be joining them now.
Who the heck am I talking about?
This is not the teachers, although we do love, love our teachers.
These are people that may go underlooked
because you may just think, oh yeah,
just a person working at the school.
Of course they're part of teachers union and all of that.
No, this includes special education assistants,
teachers' assistants, the TAs of the schools,
the lunch ladies and lunchmen of the schools,
playground workers, making sure your kids get into
like class on time or just supervising overseeing.
I believe it's also bus drivers, custodians, maintenance workers, crosswalk.
Yeah.
Crosswalk.
All these people that, you know what, I guess just naturally we may just think fall under the
same umbrella as everyone that works in the school like a principal or a teacher, but no.
And they're actually fighting for themselves to get better benefits and pay from L-A-USD
because maybe they are so underlooked and unfortunately undervalued,
they have to speak up and we are here to support them, okay?
There is going to be a rally today at 4.30 p.m. at Grand Park in downtown L.A.
They're still going to do their gigs at school, and then after school, they're going and they're doing this rally, okay?
I'm going to read a little bit about it, nearly 30,000 school support staff who are the backbone of L-A-USD,
and right now they are under threat.
The district's continued undervaluation of their work and the threat of mass layoffs has triggered a staffing crisis that is failing students, families, and the entire school community.
I know right now as I'm talking to you, you see their little faces pop up of the crosswalkers or the lunch ladies or the people that help your kids and you possibly see them more than you do see other people within that school.
All of them are seeking what they deserve.
the district sits on over 5.3 billion in reserves and they are asking to demand full staffing support
and ensure education workers are valued and respected for their contributions to student learning.
All right.
I have a soft spot in my heart for these workers.
I've told you guys about how a lunch lady saved my son Luis's life when he was choking and that does not like,
come on, you can't not but support them.
The crosswalk by my house because I live next to a school.
She's been the same lady, never missed a day, never seen.
And the most loyal and nicest, like, best advice that ever gets from that.
You know, yesterday when I wanted to pick up the boys, it was really hot.
And the crosswalk work, all he had is a water bottle.
They have to sit in the sun.
I know.
Like, we really got to think about that stuff.
And what they're asking for is for benefits.
They're asking for proper value of their time and their service.
So, yeah, we're going to be out there at Grand Park in downtown L.A.
What's up, bro?
Yeah, no, it's crazy.
like, you know, they just want to afford life.
Yeah.
They just want to afford to live in the city that they work in.
And it's like, is that too much to ask for?
They're around our kids all day.
And we trust them.
And, you know, our kids trust them and benefit from them being there all the time.
So it's like we don't want them to be able to afford an apartment.
Yeah.
We want them to be able to live in the areas that they serve.
Yeah.
So, yes, all our love.
And we will see you there.
Again, the rally starts at 4.30 p.m. today.
Angie and myself will be out there.
We will.
We will.
Let's make a sign.
I can't wait.
All right.
I'll bring the boys out too.
Oh, yes.
Nice.
Bye.
Come stress me out while I'm doing it around.
I just couldn't find a shitter.
All right.
Cheese Mation.
Zool, come here?
Now what's going on?
Cheese Mation with Angie.
Oh, my God.
You guys, okay.
Do you guys remember the huge scandal that happened at the co-play concert last year?
Oh, yeah.
Who could forget.
Yeah, the couple were caught cheating.
Oh, look at these two.
Either they're having an affair or the show.
It was very shot.
Dude.
Jumbo Trond.
Jumbotrod.
Yes.
Dude.
For the first time ever, the lady that was caught there, her name's Kristen.
She's doing her first interview and she's saying like the truth would actually happen.
Yeah, Oprah got the tea.
Oprah?
Wow.
She locked her in.
Yeah.
She locked it in.
Wait, you cheat on your husband?
You get an interview with Oprah?
What?
Wait.
No.
We're all living wrong.
No, no.
That's a big misunderstanding that people accused.
of cheating and him cheating.
But no, we don't know the facts.
So apparently...
That sounds like a fact.
No.
You can either be married or not.
Apparently, according to her, she's like, no, people got it wrong.
Like, actually, me and my boss at the time, Andy, we were both separated from our...
Spouses?
Spouses, listen.
So maybe four or six weeks prior to the Coldplay concert, my husband and I had decided to
separate and were living apart and planning for a divorce.
And Andy Byron, my boss at the time, he and I had a very close working relationship.
And he asked me what's going on.
And I said, my husband and I are planning a divorce.
And he immediately let me know that he was in the exact same situation.
All right.
So maybe I like how she said four to six weeks.
So it looks like a long time.
Yes.
That's a month, Angie.
That is a month.
Yeah.
A month to a half, Angie.
Yeah.
So she was saying, you know what?
I'm the head of HR.
He is the CEO.
Like, if you guys are familiar with people like that,
It's like they're always really hand-in-hand working together.
I don't know about that.
I don't know about that either.
She's like, we would always go to lunches together, have meetings together.
We would talk all the time.
But after we actually opened up, we started catching feelings.
After a month.
Four to six weeks, yes.
A month.
And according to her, she's saying like that was the first time.
When we saw them at the Jumpertron, that was the first time they actually got like physical, like, touched.
Oh, my God.
She works at HR.
She's going to say these things.
Just trying to save her own blood.
Okay.
Okay.
You're right.
Because apparently people are saying, okay, then why did you guys look so guilty if you guys
are out here saying you're...
Yeah, you know, if you guys are single and just separated, why do you run away from you?
Well, according to her, it's because her estranged husband, Andrew, was there at the
concert and she was just like really concerned about him.
I was walking into the concert and my daughter messaged me and said, oh, it's so great
that you and Andrew are both at Coldplay.
So she let me know that my estranged husband was also at the concert.
Yeah, my daughter was like, this is so fun.
Great.
And in my mind, I thought, is this going to be weird if he sees me with Andy?
Or you run into him?
Yeah, if I run into him.
No, you're seeing him.
So she was just worried.
At the time, her face just looked shocked because, like, oh, my God, he's going to see me.
My ex is going to see me.
My ex.
That's still her husband.
Her husband.
Angie has been a month.
They still live together.
No.
No, she's saying that they're living separately.
She is such a liar.
Okay.
You mean to tell me that the first time you hook up with somebody, you already do PDA?
That's cap.
That's when you're comfortable.
And you just know all the words to yellow conveniently, like cold play?
Come on.
Seeing it to each other.
No, they've reached the point where they DGGF, whatever.
Don't give a F.
DJ Gay?
No, no.
Where they don't give a F.
Right?
By that time, that means they've been hooking them for a while and they're comfortable enough to be publicly at a suite doing that with each other.
This is just the timeline is crazy.
And I'm going to tell you because I watched the clip where she was saying when I opened, like that the guy saw her all povericeita all sad because it's over with her and her husband.
A month, a month and a half before all of this happened, right?
So then he's like, hey, what's wrong?
Like what's going on?
And then she's like, yeah, like, you know, we're going through our separation.
And then he's like, you know what?
I've been married to my wife for a very long time because they were together a very long time.
But it's the same.
It hasn't.
We've been done forever.
Yeah, which is top tier guy that's cheating line.
Oh, yeah, he's like.
Top tier, you know, it's over between me and her.
Like, it's not like we don't even, mm, anymore.
Yeah. It's like all of that.
Oh, yeah.
Top tier man that is married that is cheating.
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
Good thing that you pointed that out because apparently they have no contact whatsoever.
And she's saying that.
No, they don't have contact.
Yeah, because she was the side.
She didn't know that.
That's what she said.
He got his family back.
Yes.
I don't know if he did.
I don't know because, okay, so they asked her like, okay, so what happened between you guys, like, right now?
And she pretty much saying, like, they don't have a relationship right now because he pretty much wasn't the person he represented himself to be.
Oh, my God.
So it's, like, she didn't really say it.
But yeah, he probably could have swooped, like, saw her kind of in distress, no, that they probably had, like, something going on.
And it was like, there's that part of it.
It was hilarious that she's, like, venting.
And he's like, same.
Same, same.
Yeah.
Exactly what he did.
I never mentioned this.
before but saying like I don't even like her like yeah you know who she is yeah I've had kids
with her but I don't know who is this lady and what's crazy is that they've been seen by the boss
the CEO boss has been seen with his wife like even afterwards with the wedding ring and everything
no he hates her course he got his family back my bad that was an accident I don't know what I was
thinking according to her though and her interview with Oprah and this is the only interview she said
she's going to do nothing else in four to six weeks she had her and her man and her and her
had called it separate, we're going to separate.
And she confided in her boss that they were close to already because that's how bosses are.
They're very close.
And then things led to another and they got really close within that four to six weeks.
And feeling started attaching and all of that.
And at the cold play concert, they were.
And that was the only time that they ever touched.
Yeah, right.
According to her.
I don't care if it's four or six years.
You don't do that.
You don't date your boss, bro.
That's insane.
That's insane.
Especially as HR.
Come on.
That's the number one rule of HR is don't date the co-worker.
Oh, my God.
Come on.
You would never?
With our HR?
I'm not your boss.
What?
I'm not your boss.
But you and ever?
With her HR?
No.
No, just in with my company.
Do you not?
I don't date coworkers.
She's not your coworker, honey, but I was talking about your boss.
You never?
My boss?
Yeah.
You and Brian look so good together in photos.
Y'all got so scared.
You guys have so different.
She's made you.
Brought to you guys.
Buy your Toyota dealers.
I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings.
I'm proud of what I was good.
That's so good.
Hey, we do have those.
Yay tickets.
Don't go anywhere, but right now we're going to talk some hip-hop.
If it's hip-hop, you know let these on.
There I go.
Rep sheet.
Let these set go.
All right.
Jay-Z.
Hova, however you want to call him, he's taking that 90s trend to a whole new level, okay?
Because not only is he, like, popping up.
on like the Roots Picnic, he's going to headline
and people are speculating what that means.
It's also been 30 years since he dropped his debut album,
reasonable doubt.
For us, O.G's had songs like this on it.
All right, all of this.
Look how young he sounds.
He does, right?
He's also changed his name to be written the same way
it was written in the 90s.
Yeah, which is very confusing.
It's J-A-Y with two dots on the Y,
plus a dash than the Z.
He has reverted on different
documentation and things that he's posted online
to have that name like back in the day.
The question is,
does this mean it's a new album coming from him
or because it's been 30 years
since the first album dropped
is this going to be like a 30 year anniversary thing?
So it's kind of like up in the air.
Would you want a new album
or would you want the 30 year anniversary celebration?
Me personally, new album please.
Yeah, new album, because like,
4-4-4 was so good to me.
Yeah.
But, I mean, I don't know.
I feel like there's definitely something new coming, though.
Something's afoot because it's either like extra songs of like his original album.
You know, like bonus songs from like 1996 or something like that or like some new stuff.
And by the way, reasonable doubt did not do well when it first dropped.
And maybe it was just ahead of his time.
Yeah, people always are transfixed on the first week album sales.
It was not.
It didn't do the way everybody else thought it would.
do, but it just gained esteem later.
And didn't he purchase the masters on it back?
I believe, maybe.
Maybe I made that up.
No, he might have.
He might own everything.
He might own what you just said right now.
But yeah, he changed his name.
People don't know what it is, what it is, but we hear.
It could be a new album or it could be a 30-year anniversary bonus tracks, all of that good stuff.
And we have your tickets to see.
We have your boletos, but you have to correctly finish the lyric.
All right, we got our girl, Vanessa, from Pocoyama.
Wishawane.
Hello.
Hi, baby girl.
You ready to win these tickets?
I'm going to try.
Oh, no.
Don't be nervous.
We're sending you, good you do.
Goodbye.
Okay.
So I'm going to play a snippet of a Kanye West song.
At some point, it's going to end and you're going to keep going.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Got it.
You go.
It's like...
Five.
Four.
tell me something right
oh my gosh
excuse me is you saying something
what?
No, disappointed
I know, she couldn't tell us nothing.
She didn't tell us anything.
Nothing.
Oh my God, Jesus, me.
Oh, my God, jean, me,
I'm going to start yorando.
Whoa, why couldn't you do it?
All right, all right.
I thought that was very easy.
I thought it was going to be a very fast giveaway.
Your tickets to go see Yay at SoFi.
He has two sold-out shows.
We are sending you there.
And later on, you can win him with our guy Just Incredible.
But if we can get someone to please finish the lyric,
we got Joanna from Corona.
What's up?
Joanna, you think you got it?
Oh, my God.
Now she made me nervous.
Oh, no.
What's wrong with y'all?
Okay.
I can't even think.
Good story me.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to play you a snippet of Kanye West song.
You're going to finish.
the lyric oh my god okay
oh my god
hateers
oh my god
oh my god
two
two one
No, they got much longer.
That's how long I've been on you.
Oh, sorry, that was not me.
That was a beautiful.
Such a great song.
Well, Junior.
His Junior.
Junior from the CPT.
What's up, Junior from Compton?
Please, Jr., please.
Yo, yo, good morning, brown bag.
Junior, do not do us wrong.
Junior, do not disappoint us, Jr.
We got these tickets to go see you at SoFi Stadium.
Are you ready?
I got it.
Okay, all right.
I'm gonna play his song.
It's gonna end
and then you're gonna finish the lyric.
Let's go.
Gotcha.
Should I got that and sure
Geico for your money.
Money.
If you ain't no punk,
holl and we want preem.
We want pre-in-up.
Yeah, that's something
that you're gonna need to have.
What?
But you are going to have.
She's going to leave with half.
18 years.
18 years and on an 18th birthday
you found out.
But you are going.
going to see yay live at SoFi Stadium.
Congratulations.
That's what's up.
I knew it.
I knew it.
Yeah.
That's his theme song.
He wasn't going to get that one wrong.
Let's go, bro.
We won't pre-nup.
It's like the men anthem.
You got no assets for no pre-nubs to begin.
Anyway, anyway.
Someone's all emo because he lost his emo, baddie.
Oh, wonderful.
I don't feel good.
I'm, like, out of it.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh my gosh, take him back, please.
No.
Yes, he never even claimed that he was with you, but please just take him back.
It was just one date.
Who are you, Roberto?
Oh, my God, we were running across the street, holding hands, being all lovi-dovey, and I was like, dog, how you know, like...
With an emo girl?
She's just so bad, like hot, like super hot.
And she left you.
And then, like, the next day is all dry.
Oh, she played you.
Yeah.
Relax, Anne.
You shouldn't play me.
Well, yeah, you said you can't.
You can't.
It hurts to breathe.
Yeah.
You said you can.
I'm sick, that's why.
No.
I'm sick without you.
Oh,
this is a sick, sad world.
It's a good.
It's okay, real.
You are.
I'm fighting for my life right now.
I know you are.
I'm favorite love.
Great start.
Hell of studios.
What's 9 plus 10?
Turn your life?
Look at this studio's food.
Penisazza is going down for Studios for Wednesday, March 18th.
Do you know how many times your teen checks your phone?
at school?
I don't have a team.
Or your kids?
I don't have kids.
To the people listen, I'm talking to the people
drive to you.
You driving the car right now,
dropping off your teen at school.
Well, let me tell you, all right?
Your teen checks their phone on average
64 times a day during school hours.
They're cheating.
That's crazy.
That's a lot, actually.
Yes, it says that children can go on an hour
without looking at their devices
from 8 a.m. to 3 p.m., dog.
Researchers found that not one student
went to an entire day
without using their phone.
The average team logged more than two hours of screen time during school.
Can you guys believe that?
Don't the teachers get mad if you use the phone?
And weren't they banned?
Well, yeah, aren't they banned?
Well, you're the one with the study.
Tell us.
You guys have kids.
Well, look at that.
These things are banned.
But they, but they're kids.
They're still going to figure out.
They're going to keep, whatever they're going to do.
They're going to do.
They're going to key.
You're insane.
No.
No, they're not going to do that.
Okay.
Kids are going to take them.
their lunch pals and somehow some have done the thing where you put your phone in these little things
before and lunch and after school and get done but somehow some way these kids will figure it out
you have a teen me yes I have a 13 year old so that he uses his phone a lot during school yes
he's allowed to first no does he take it to school because we ask him in case of an emergency
you need to be able to call us if you know like if poppy needs to come get you I you know call me
bro you know so I won't answer but
Yeah, I mean, I'll be on air right here.
Be smart, burrito, text me.
Stay smarter back.
That's your boy, Khan.
Let's go.
Hello, studios.
Look at this, studious has food.
Shoot the J.
Shoot it.
That intro so much.
All right.
I got to tell you guys about the World Baseball Championship final game
because it went down last night and the USA lost.
Usa.
Usa.
Team Usa lost.
All right.
They lost to Venezuela three to two, and you got to give Venezuela credit.
You know, they got it back in blood.
What?
Just kidding.
Just kidding.
Just kidding.
No, no, no, no.
Say what you said in the chat.
It was Maduro's revenge.
I don't know.
But Venezuela is the country that lost their dictator to the hands of the USA earlier this year.
It was a little ironic that they played each other.
That they played each other.
Yeah.
No, but I'm going to tell you three reasons why the USA lost.
Okay.
All right.
Aaron Judge, first up, he choked again, you guys.
Oh, damn.
He choked during the versus the Dodgers.
Yes.
If you're a Dodger fan, you remember Aaron Judge, you know, who made a terrible play in the fifth inning.
He's a Yankee.
He plays for Yankees captain of Team America also.
He didn't play good all series, all tournament long, and especially in the game, in the elimination game, he did not show up to play.
Damn.
And if you guys, I told you guys that this was going to be a problem because he gave a terrible speech before the,
Or the beginning of the World Baseball Classic Tournament.
I told you guys they were in trouble after I heard this.
Sacrifice for your family at home.
You're sacrificing for your country.
And you're sacrificing for the brothers in the trenches with you every single day.
That's what thing I want us to do, fellas.
You know, we're down.
We're beat up a little bit, man.
You know, bleed into each other, man.
We're going to lay it out of the line.
If we do that, we're bringing a goal home, man.
I'm telling you.
Wasn't that terrible?
Well, they did make it far.
You're just hating on your.
He didn't get the gold.
He didn't get the gold.
He didn't get the gold.
Yeah, but he got too far, he got further.
He got further than Mexico.
But they're, he mentioned in his speech.
He got the furthest.
We got to win the gold.
They did not get the gold.
They got the silver.
It was supposed to be one of the best headers in the league and went down looking.
Didn't even swing the bat.
And that, that's a, should we be supporting our troops?
Yeah.
He's not our troops.
Oh, that wasn't, that wasn't the speech concrete is doing in Greenland?
It might be.
I hope not.
So that's a big reason.
Their team captain,
And, you know, he's like the head of the snake, right?
So it's like if he wasn't performing well, the whole team isn't going to.
What Kershaw?
Kershaw is just being a deal.
They're there for the vibes.
Okay.
They took him off the team.
Oh, they did.
They took him off the team?
Yeah, like two, three games ago.
Clayton Kershaw from the Dodgers that retired supposedly from baseball and then everybody
went to the daughter game because they want to see his last pitch all that.
Then he was in the World Baseball Classic.
Yeah.
What do you mean he got kicked out?
He didn't pitch.
They took him off the roster.
Damn.
Yeah.
Yeah.
When was the last game he pitched?
Like three games ago.
Oh.
Wow.
They replaced them for someone, you know, younger or whatever.
That clearly didn't do the job.
Exactly.
But speaking of that, number two, reason number two, the USA's best pitchers were restricted by their MLB teams.
Okay, they weren't allowed to pitch every day.
They had pinch counts and the manager of Team USA played by all those rules.
I get it.
Okay.
The spring training right now, so the baseball season is about to happen.
And their teams are like, hey, do not mess your arm.
because we need you for regular season, brothers.
What?
This is your representing your country, dog.
Yeah, this is huge.
Break your leg out there, literally.
Exactly.
And they weren't willing to.
They're saying, oh, he's on a restriction.
Only 70 pitches, we take him out the game.
That's not a way to win a tournament.
Yeah.
Exactly.
And number three, reason number three, the USA lost.
The Venezuelans just wanted it more, all right?
They went all out.
Yeah, I could have been told you that.
No restrictions.
They had no restrictions.
Or if they did, the manager didn't listen.
He didn't care at all.
Restrictions.
They don't have a president right now.
Yeah, true.
Their players also play for MLB teams, and they might have been handed rules, but they didn't care.
You can't actually stop them.
Hey, but they won the whole thing?
They won the entire thing.
Oh, shoot.
Yeah.
World champions.
Which MLB players are Venezuela?
They have.
Luis.
From the Padres.
Also from the Padres?
Louis-Arys.
Yeah, they have also, I was a bro's name from the Atlanta Braves.
He's their best player
The MVP
They have Jackson Churio
They have
This is how smart we are at sports, yeah
No he's a really good player
I forgot
And he's a really good player
Yes he's been a swelling
But they also have
Eugenio Suarez
Who knocked in the winning run
And he gave a great speech after
That it's like man
You can't even be mad
Yeah
Because of you know
This is the reason they won
He deserves it
Exactly
It's gonna play
It's a side
I mean, what can I say about this?
It's amazing.
God is good.
All the glory is for Lord.
Jesus, he was with us the whole time.
We have to glorify.
Put his name in front of everything.
Oh.
I love it.
Aren't you just, like, going to root for him?
He was so excited.
He went on more, and he was just so, like, you know, I was just.
And he plays for what team out here?
He plays for the Mariners.
Wow.
Yeah, he played for the D-BACs, and he plays for a team.
Mariners now. I don't care. The USA should have won. They didn't want it as bad as Venezuela.
Yeah, that guy had a lower far quad haircut. He did. Yes, he did. But he hit, so what? He hit the winning
run. Like, when all the, you never hit anything in your cold, like your cold, like your cold, ed.
Yeah, I know, I know, but I'm not a professional. These guys are professional. They should be
risking their life. You're right. You're not a professional, right? So why are you talking?
I wanted to see a ball that you're going to fly across the USA should have won. How are you to go all that way and just
lose?
Come on.
Because they didn't go balls to the wall like Venezuela did.
Because you can't rely just on your nationality to get you by.
You also got to put in that work.
Burn!
This is the U.S. of A.
Lisa.
You just talked smack about Aaron Judge.
We lost in our own country.
Yeah.
Did a Padre win?
A Padre won.
Be happy.
I don't care.
That's your daddy.
It's up in smoke when it's about like.
And also, the crowd was heavily behind Venezuela.
It took place in Miami.
The final did.
And you would have swore it was Venezuela.
Yeah.
The whole entire crowd was going crazy for Venezuela.
So they had that other players, the crowd.
That's where they won is because, like, the last couple of endings of their game, they kept short the baddies.
Oh, the baddies in attendance.
The venue baddies.
Okay.
That's where they win.
All right.
Well, congratulations to Venezuela for winning the World Baseball Classic.
You deserved it.
Also, I saw Netflix, the Jankies and the Padres is going to be on Netflix.
Their game.
Yeah.
They're doing a whole bunch of stuff.
I know.
Netflix is getting everything.
Yeah.
They were like, hey, we'll make it free for everybody.
They heard they were in trouble financially.
All right, all right, right.
But yeah.
Salute to Venezuela, Team USA.
Get it together.
The next World Baseball Classic takes place in three years.
So we got three years to get it together.
Oh, damn.
