Brown Bag Mornings - 3/24/26 Blocking the Homies I Owe ✋ + Ryan Garcia's Artist Beef | Brown Bag Mornings
Episode Date: March 24, 2026(Full Episode) The squad attempts to mediate a "disrespectful" Homie Helpline for Veronica, whose cousin is ghosting a $2,500 Coachella debt while simultaneously posting her festival "fits" and beggin...g for her wristband. Between the family drama, the crew investigates Ryan Garcia’s viral claims of an ugly artist home-wrecker and the "petty" case of a quadruple amputee cornhole champion who allegedly shot his homie while driving a Tesla. [Edited by @iamdyre 🐛] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: LA Marathon 'mile 18' finishers (3:07) Chisme: Ryan Garcia’s "ugly artist" cheating drama (7:40) Rap Sheet: The Game’s $4,000 verse payment plan (11:15) Petty Police: Quadruple amputee "cornhole killer" news (15:51) Scrolling: AI videos of cheating fruit "Strawberto" (18:59) The Weather W/ Concrete! (21:42) Homie Helpline: Veronica’s $2,500 Coachella cousin debt (29:26) Knott's Berry Farm Tickets (37:53) Don't You Know I'm Local: CA high schools require finance classes (42:24) Chisme: Lil Wayne’s secret dating history with Solange (45:24) Rap Sheet: Kendrick vs. Drake Super Bowl conspiracy (49:21) Ye Ticket Giveaway (51:27) Cookie Crisis: Girl Scout cookie drought and dupes (55:02) Money Moves: Stabbing over a DTLA soul music bill (1:02:10) Studious Foo: Brand-sponsored weddings and caskets (1:06:14) Play Ball: $72 bone marrow tacos at Dodger Stadium Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
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Check it out, my friends.
I think by now you're all tired of hearing about the L.A. Marathon.
But the numbers finally came in, and I want to get your thoughts,
especially because of the controversy that happened that allowed marathoners this time around
to bow out at mile 18 and still get a medal if they chose to do so, right?
And everybody was like, how dare you don't deserve it?
All of that to sound and third.
But the numbers that finally came in about how many people actually did it.
And I've got to say, I'm pretty proud of the L.A. marathoner.
So first of all, let's go with the people that finished the full 26.2 miles.
22,979 runners finished the L.A. marathon on 26.2 miles.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
Of those 985 finished at mile 18, that's less than 5%.
Dang.
Less than 5% of runners finished at that mile 18, which honestly, again, having been there
and the degrees hitting up to 9 in the 90s at some point, I could totally understand it.
Now, let's get to some other numbers that also give you like a broader picture of all of that.
There was 652 total illness and injury incidents recorded.
That's people that went to the white tents.
That was like, hey, medics, like something is wrong with me.
A lot of them were under fatigue, cramping, and just dealing with the heat symptoms of it all.
16 people were transported to the hospital, including two spectators.
That's how hot it was.
Even you chilling waiting is going to make.
I don't even want to hear it.
Right?
I don't want to hear it.
You had choro, dog.
Oh, I did.
Yes.
Oh, and I still finished.
That's what I'm saying.
But because I didn't cramp and because I didn't, I don't know, like I didn't, I was feeling it too.
I was feeling too.
Oh, dude.
I have so much pressure.
that if I didn't finish it,
how much I would hear it from all you fools?
Not even.
I would have never.
I didn't even do it, dog.
I wouldn't celebrate to your regards.
Don't you run faster when you have children?
You run to the next.
She was just leaking.
Just leaking.
You run to the next.
Did not leak, but definitely ran.
Definitely ran.
Yeah, so big it to everybody that finished,
you know, there were about 38095 people
that didn't cross the finish line.
They called those DNFs did not finish
because they weren't able to.
to even finish the whole marathon at all.
And you know what else tripped me out?
I'm like, damn, like, I wish people came to our events or parties
the way that come to the marathon.
Only 11 people that signed up out of the thousands of people
didn't show up to the finish, to the start line.
Oh.
Only 11 no shows.
Wow.
That's a lot for that type of an event, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, because, like, usually RSVP, hardly anybody comes.
You know, you just like, in case I feel like going.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, I'll say I'll put myself, but will I show up?
Wow.
There was 22,000 DTFs.
Ha.
Down to it.
No, DNA.
Down to finish.
Down to finish.
I was like, hold on.
We were down to do that too.
Do it, come here?
Now what's going on?
Cheezmation with Angie.
You guys, Ryan Garcia actually went on the internet and told everyone that his wife cheated on him.
Oh, my gosh.
Now, for those who are not familiar with Ryan Garcia, he is.
It's a boxer. He's signed to Golden Boy, right?
He actually just won his last fight.
Yes.
He's so cute. He's a world champion boxer.
There you go. And streamer and TikToker and
influencer and all of that. And crazy guy.
Yeah. So he was actually on stream with a streamer Neon.
And that's when he actually said, my wife cheated on me.
Listen.
Your man's just got cheated on.
That had two kids.
Sick, right? To an ugly Mexican artist.
Wait, can you type it?
Hold on. I got to see this.
He's ugly.
And he lied to me straight to my face.
No, fucking way.
She did too, though.
Yeah.
Oh, Ryan.
And now every.
Go ahead.
She was going 12 rounds with somebody else.
Yikes.
Did they knock it out?
Sparring partner?
They did knock it out the box.
Bro, you know how many times this was what she did?
Like in public, like publicly was out there and then was hell dating hell of other girls.
We all saw it.
Yeah.
He was a little lost at that moment.
He was a lot lost.
And with two kids.
Like the same thing he's saying about baby girl, he literally did that to her publicly.
Didn't he have a whole interview when he's like, my girl's got to know that I'm going to cheat.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, did he lie though?
About what part?
Because his main thing was she lied to me.
He didn't lie to it.
I honestly.
And no, my God.
I feel like the way that he even said it, he's trying to like.
No, I don't know that it really.
Okay, go ahead.
Let me replay it.
Your man's just got cheated on.
That had two kids.
Sick, right?
to an ugly Mexican artist
Can you type it?
Hold on I got to see this.
He's ugliest.
And he lied to me straight to my face.
He lied.
No.
She did too though.
She did too though.
Means to him.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, because he didn't really go into detail saying like, okay,
got them in bed or something.
He just said, your man's got cheated on.
And he said he lied to me and she did too though.
By the way, his girl's fine.
She is.
Super fine.
I could see somebody commenting on her page and him being like,
you cheated on me.
He's my type of toxic
Like he's as toxic as what I'm saying
I identify with his toxicity
And he's like, how dare you lie to me
You do know her
Why is she lacking your pictures
But we just don't know to the extent
However everybody's trying to figure out
Who this ugly Mexican artist
Yeah
Yeah and so I was going through the comments
And a lot of people are tagging no other than
Yeah
JOPI
J-O-P giant
I think he's ugly
I don't know why everybody
went straight to him
I don't know either.
That's messed up, huh?
But to be honest, not that I think bro's ugly, but just because he's like one of the most famous, my mind went there too.
I'm like, was it JOP?
Is he throwing shade of JOP?
That's who I thought too.
So, too.
And I was checking like her followers.
I'm like, she doesn't even follow her for Ser Rejita or JOP.
Yeah.
But a lot of people just went straight to Jop.
Yeah.
Was it even a guy?
Yeah.
What?
Yeah, because he was like he.
Oh, yeah.
Damn it.
Yeah.
Come on.
What are you doing, God?
I'm trying to start a controversy here.
I know.
Okay.
Is he actually far stretch to think he actually means someone from Mexico?
Like an artist, a Mexican artist?
No, JOP is Mexican-American.
Yeah.
True.
I don't know.
For some reason, bro, my brain goes to that one, you know him.
No, no, no, Mexican rapper, like from Mexico rapper.
Santa Feclan?
Yes.
What?
Yes.
Because tafeito, but he gets hot girls.
He does.
Tapito?
Wow.
Have you seen him?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What do you think?
Yeah.
Let's keep it about it.
But he gets girls.
I don't even think of JOP.
But maybe because JOP and what's his face are like,
they have the same kind of lifestyle.
It's like they're popping right now.
They're peers.
There's a lot of famous Mexican rappers, though.
But which ones are ugly?
That's where people went to.
And honestly, when you're writing Garcia, who's not ugly, Doug?
I know.
Stop.
Between him and Greg?
Oh, my God.
I have shirt the same girl, so I believe it.
Ooh, my God.
All right.
All right, that's it for Chisholmation.
Brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers.
I'm Manchi from Brownback Morning.
It's on Par 106.
If it's hip hop, you know let these on.
Yeah, I go.
Rap sheet.
Let these set go.
I don't know about the game, but he's in a season in his life where everybody is just calling him out.
You know, and this is the beginning of the year, we saw how he's like.
like telling his baby mama, I don't change diapers.
Oh, yeah.
And then recently all the girls he's been in their DMs has gone viral because of his,
his pickup line, his F3, E3.
And they're like, what is that?
Oh, I was just trying to grab a snack.
I just saw a snack and I wanted to, I don't know, get that.
Now a guy is putting him on blast for DMs.
He snuck in his DMs?
Yes.
All right.
There is a producer that says the game scammed him.
scammed him. You need to hear the story. Check this out.
So here's how the rapper the game scammed me into sending him $4,000 for a verse.
So I made it be for him to wrap over and he was going to record a verse and then send it back to me for $4,000.
I thought it was legit because I previously paid him to post one of my new songs on his story,
which he did. So I thought it was legit.
Okay. Initially, I thought it was like maybe it's one of those fake profiles where it's not the game.
But he's like, no, I did it before. And he posted.
posted. Hey, I'm the game. I need $4,000. Yeah, I thought it was one of those.
Yeah. But apparently, no, it was the actual game's profile. I was Acknowledge of confidential.
And he's previously posted on his stories. Now, get this. He then starts telling us the timeline. This happened in 22.
And you need to hear his payment plan. Check this out.
Back in March of 2022, I sent him $500 a month for eight months until October of 2022. Sucker.
So after I sent him the $4,000, it took him three months to get back to me.
And that's only because I mentioned how to get a lawyer to get my money back or get the birth.
It claims that he's been busy, you know, managed me, got backed up or whatever.
And I get it.
He's a famous rapper.
So I resend him all the payments and everything.
And I still haven't heard anything back.
And it's been 10 months.
Okay.
Just to be very clear, this is not the only video out there.
There's plenty of guys that have been bamboozled.
By the game?
Oh, yeah.
What?
Okay, no, no, no.
Let's go specific right here.
Yes.
Okay, before you move on.
because him saying $500 a month for eight months.
That's four grand.
But upset that he didn't respond for three months.
It's like, bro, you took eight months to pay me.
That is true.
Like not to be the devil's advocate.
Yeah.
The game's advocate.
The doctor's advocate.
But you took eight months to pay me and now you're mad I took three months to respond to you.
Like you can really complain at that point.
Yeah, you can't expect like fast service.
Like fast service if it took you that long to pay for the verse.
Absolutely.
So I'm not as mad because of the payment plan.
It wasn't like I sent him 4Gs and he's taken 10 months to give it to me.
Yeah.
You took eight months to give it to him.
Yeah.
You feel me?
But I don't know.
I didn't know this was a thing.
Yeah.
He talks in a lot of rappers' DMs and he's like, yo.
Let's work.
Yeah, your heart, bro.
Let's work.
And then it's like, I'm down.
Reportedly illiger.
No, I've seen it.
I've seen it.
It's not reportedly or allegedly.
No.
It's sexually.
Yeah.
I don't know what ends up happening.
Sometimes they pay for verse.
Sometimes they don't.
But, you know, sometimes I'm like,
I don't even know if that's the game.
The real story is here, guys,
is that it's been me rapping.
All this time.
Red rose white silly.
Silly.
I was waiting for it.
I was waiting for it.
Respectfully, I thought the real,
the real story here is the deal on the verse,
4,000 bucks for a game verse?
Yeah.
It's only adlips.
She always posts that, like,
doing deals.
That's the sound of the police.
The petty police.
It's petty.
It's just put it.
I'm being petty.
Petty, petty girl.
Pretty and a pet.
Oh, God.
And usually, I'm this old.
I'm this old, okay?
Yeah.
That when I hear anything about Cornhole, the game, I think of, I am cornholio.
Ah, yes.
I got that all yet.
I got tipy in my buck hole.
Angie, you get it?
No.
Greg, you get it?
There we're.
Yeah.
Yes.
But now you're going to think about it for a whole new petty and scary reason.
A whole new reason because a gentleman by the name of.
Dayton James Weber, a quadruple ampute.
What signifies that?
No legs, no arms.
Okay, if you could see concrete right now.
Let me tell you guys.
You know how hardness to do anything with no arms, no forearms, no hands,
dog, let me do this.
You see that right here?
What's going on, perro?
He tucked his arms.
What's going on, perro?
You can't fight like that, dog.
You got to fight his cold rain.
It's got to be very intimate.
Look at my ass on the air.
All right, hold on.
He tucked his arms into his t-shirt.
You can't do nothing, don't let me pick my coffee once in.
Oh, my God.
There's a lot of electronics around here.
I can't do it.
Oh, gosh.
Okay.
Leave me a buckle my, no, they're right.
Anyways, we're going to go to the local reporter for Fox 5,
Homa Bash to give us a story.
Bizarre to say the least.
But before we get any further into this story,
I just want to try to answer the question
that so many people have right now.
How did someone with no arms, no hands,
manage to fire a gun and allegedly
someone.
That's not where it ends, guys,
because not only does he not have no arms and no legs.
And he fired a gun during an argument
that killed his buddy.
Oh, my God.
Patrick Michael Wells during an argument
while he was driving.
Hold on.
Wait.
Yeah, that's just a lot.
I know it's a lot.
The shooter was driving?
The homie limbs.
He was the shooter and the driver.
What?
With no arms and no legs.
There's no excuse.
For any of us to do with anything.
The homie nubs.
He was,
first of all, he's driving.
He's like, hey.
With elbows.
And what does Cornwall have to do with this?
That he's a professional cornhole,
Cornhole player.
But don't you have to throw in Cornhole?
He does.
Yes, food.
This guy's an athlete, dog.
Apparently he's a killer too, dog.
He's a marksman.
Video footage online of him shooting.
I have to look it up to see it for myself.
But, yeah, one thing is shooting a gun with no arms and the thing is while driving, dog?
Yeah.
So he did a drive-by.
Well, he wasn't a Tesla.
Well, how stupid do you have to be to get shot by a guy that's driving with no arms?
That's the real question.
Who the hell is this guy?
They should have known he was armed.
He killed his friend?
He killed his friend in an argument.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
How did you not see that coming?
Well, it's your friend and he has no legs, no arms.
Apparently, he changed the radio station and he couldn't get it back to work.
You're making that up.
He's lying.
It's like, if somebody's hiding a gun, they're hiding in.
their pants and they have to reach and get it, right?
This guy has no arms.
How does he reach and get it so fast?
He was armed and dangerous.
He was armed and dangerous.
He was, no, nubbed and dangerous.
That is insanity.
I saw a photo of him, so he has, like, still type of situation.
He's an amputee.
Yeah, yeah, he's an amputee, but he has legs.
Oh, okay.
But they're not.
He doesn't have, he doesn't have, after the kneecaps are gone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But he uses, like, contraptions to walk, which a lot of people that are amputees do.
He figures it out.
For his arms, he did he have like a prosthetic.
Prosthetics.
There you go.
That was the word I'm looking for.
No?
Not when I seen him shoot the gun.
No, there's a video.
There's a video that we're going to post on Brownback Warnings 106.
You're going to be able to see it right now.
You can see the man.
No legs, no arms.
Load the pistol.
Mm-hmm.
You're such a liar.
Jesus.
He figures it out.
And then cock your back?
And then cocked a bag.
Why shooting at me?
Yes.
He just shot me
That was petty
That was very petty
That was very petty
I cannot believe it
Wow
A quadruple amputee
Shot his homie dead
While driving a car
Cornhole champion
He's an army of one
And then he drove around with the body
What
And he forced his homies
And then he fled on foot they said
You're like a liar
Leti.
Leti.
What's up, brother?
These viral videos have taken over the internet, and they've even taken over my household.
So you remember the cute videos or the fruits?
I used to help everybody, and they were like, I'm a fruit with this, and that.
I do this.
They sound like this.
Hello, I am Bell Pepper.
I wipe away the dullness to brighten up your circulation.
Hello, I am Raspberry.
I scrub away the grease with my soft sponge to clean you up.
Oh, I am pineapple.
I dissolve and shovel away thick mucus with bromelin to help you breathe.
I like those videos because they teach me stuff.
So cute.
Yeah, they're cute little ones and then the ones that teach you how to cook.
Like, hey, I have rice.
Don't microwave me after 17.
There's so many.
And they're so cute and innocent of the voices and the music.
But these recent videos that have been coming out about them now,
a lot of drama behind them.
What?
People are making AI videos of the same exact fruits,
But instead, they're putting real-life situations to them and making them into cheaters and the most craziest things you'll ever hear about this fruit ever.
Novelas?
Listen to this story.
This never happened.
Relax.
I won't tell your husband.
I am never doing that again.
This has to stop.
Honey, I'm home.
Your boss had you stay late at work again?
Yes, he had me doing an extra project tonight.
Babe, I'm pregnant.
Why are you crying?
This is amazing.
It will be the ripest fruit in the bunch.
I can't wait to be a father.
I know.
I cannot wait.
for you to be one too, honey.
Push harder, honey.
I'm going to be a father.
Um, here's your baby.
Wait a second, and if we are both strawberries, why am I holding a cucumber?
Why does this thing look exactly like your boss?
What is going on here?
It was one mistake.
I am so sorry.
We only did it like 24 times.
Please forget.
Forgetting to flush is a mistake.
How is you staying late at the office 24 times a mistake?
No, my man.
That one's crazy.
I saw that one, Straberto and Chocolatina.
No, that's a cucumber.
Oh, that's a cucumber.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
It's like cucumber boss.
Yes.
Same.
People are making AI videos of the fruit just being cheating, cheating on each other.
That's so good though.
Yeah.
Nothing is innocent anymore.
It's so good.
It's so good to less than your kid's algorithm and why is you watching a pepino and a strawberry?
I would be a peppino if I was a fruit for sure.
You would.
For sure.
You'd be a pickle.
What?
Yeah.
I walk into my house.
It'll be like 9 p.m.
And my mom's watching all these videos.
Just going on a home.
whole like rabbit hole of these. I'm like what are you watching?
She gets these AI like fruit videos.
She wants to be strawberry so bad.
Strawberryita.
What?
That's wild.
Those are insane.
They're everywhere.
All right.
You got a favorite?
You got a.
No.
You like the strawberry.
And chocolateina.
Traberto.
Straberto.
That's his name.
Really?
Yeah.
Straberto.
I ain't know a lot.
That little audio made me feel kind of weird.
I was like over time.
No, no, no.
No, no.
No, no.
No.
No.
I don't need it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Come on.
Play one more time.
No, no, no.
He has to do weather after this.
Actually, you're right.
I'll tell you.
You're wet.
And now, the weather.
Oh, hell the dog.
With concrete storm.
Benito's it is going down for the weather.
Tuesday, March 24th.
First, we are off to the city of Bakersfield.
It's Brownback 106.
F. How you Haters feel.
E.
E.
86 and 59 degrees at night.
Now we cruise over to Big Bad
East LA where fools be like, what's so, fool?
Ke on that way. That's right.
There you go. 85 and 60 degrees at night.
Now we hustle.
You sound like the Will I.M.
Song.
Wow.
Wow.
Hits.
Hicks.
Hens.
Banger.
Now we hustle all the way to Southgate where fools chase
Fedia like a counten mouse game.
83 and 61 at night.
Come on, guys.
Almost.
Almost.
Really?
Yeah.
Last year, we hit the courthouse in the city of Van Nuis.
I'll snitch, Your Honor for burgers and fries.
He will.
Specifically, Thomas.
I would, dog.
I would.
I don't care if I'm telling.
85 and 49 degrees at night, Perritos.
It's going to be kind of warm during the day, pretty cold at night.
All right?
Bakersfield, 86 and 59 at night.
East of L.A.
You're going to be 85 and 60 right near Boyle Heights.
The same thing.
Southgate, 83 and 61 at night.
And Van Nuys, 85 and 59 at night.
Baritos is Biggie Boy Concrete for Brownback Morning.
or pound 106 let's go
Great concrete
I'm getting DMs
of videos of people
with no arms in it
oh the homie stub
stub hub
Yeah
because of what you were talking
Stuff
Oh my God
There was a man
That's a quadruplegic
He has no arms
And no legs
And he
He shot his friend
You typically would
Would feel some kind of way
About that person right
You would be like
Oh man
sucks
Yeah
But he killed a man
Yeah, he definitely did.
With a gun while driving.
While driving.
And then rolled around with the body.
Yeah.
And then rolled around with the body and then they said he ran away.
He fled on foot.
That's crazy.
No, I'm not lying.
They said he fled.
On foot with no feet.
No legs.
He has no feet.
You're right.
He has no feet.
Are you going to put it past him?
He shot someone.
No, I think that's insane.
So him running away is not.
My dams are flooded with.
A bunch of Armando's.
Yeah.
Do you arm?
That's crazy.
That is wild.
That's wild.
That was wild.
That was wild.
Hey, guys, we're reaching there.
Really got a kick out of that one.
Don't put your foot in your mouth.
All right.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Homey Helpline.
Let's help people.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help?
We need you.
You need a line?
I mean phone line.
We got you for the homie help line.
Veronica needs our help.
Veronica hit us up and said, hey, brown bag, I need help.
My name is Veronica.
I'm from Northridge and I was so excited about Coachella until recently.
She said, so back in September, I brought my closest cousin and I, I bought my closest cousin and I, Coachella tickets.
I'm the planner, so I booked the hotel, figured out the splits for everyone going.
and they already paid me back.
For my cousin, since she's family, I told her, no rush, just pay me before New Year's.
Her portion is $2,500.
But that includes a GA ticket and three-night stay.
She said, now it's three months past that deadline, and she still hasn't paid me.
On top of that, my mom told me, my Tia told her that she just got fired.
So now I don't even know how she's going to come up with the money.
Meanwhile, she's posting non-stop about Coachella.
Her fits, a countdown, all that.
But every time I reply back to her stories on Instagram about Coachella, she ignores me.
Until this past Friday.
When I posted the Coachella wristbands, then she replied to my story and said,
OMG, you got them already?
When can I pick mine up?
So I said, when you bring me the money, you can pick it up.
and she left me on red.
At this point, I feel disrespected and honestly a little betrayed.
It's not about the money anymore.
It's straight up ignoring then pretending like everything's fine while I'm stuck in limbo.
For past trips, I've forked out the money beforehand and we've never had an issue,
but she's always had a job and never acted like this.
Brown bag, has anything like this happened to y'all?
Should I cut my losses and sell her wristband or give her more time even though she's been dodging me?
help me out
it's only risk about like offering to buy somebody else a ticket
because it's just like what am I getting that money back
I know I'm struggling right now I'm doing the same thing with my sister
we're going to Vegas we're going to a festival expensive
yeah still haven't got my money
because my sister though yeah
you know what she lives too
you probably told her don't worry about it or no rush
and we have to be very careful with these terms
because when you say no rush to someone
that's on their perception of what no rush means
not on you're not on you.
your perception of what no rush is.
Yeah, they hear no rush and they're like, oh, a billionaire doesn't need their money very
fast.
Like, you know, they just think that like you're cool with like not having the money.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's really expensive for the three dight and the GA.
Yeah.
Coachella's very expensive.
But it's like, then what are you all splitting?
That's what it is.
The wristband is at least $500.
What?
No.
Depending which.
To go where?
GA.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's the cheapest ticket.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I saw a GA for the three weeks.
weekends for 900 there you go and like a three-night hotel stay I'm trying to just round it out to
for her portion it be 2,500 I'm assuming they're splitting a room yeah so then I would feel like loki
I would be like hey here it show me the all the breakdown the itemized because it sounds like a lot for
one person usually when you split it's not as crazy no yeah but it's still hell expensive and it
depends if they since they just got it a couple months ago yeah that's when the the stays go up
crazy. Oh yeah it does go up.
Yeah. If not, you have to like get it like
10 months in advance. I'm looking at a spot right now because me and I'm going to
Coachella. Promise you our splits aren't this much.
You're going to Coachella? Both of you? Nice.
It's just you two? Yeah, why? Why?
You're going to come? Yeah. Oh really?
You put in, it's 2,500.
See, that sounds crazy for a split.
No, that's how much it is.
Yeah. I've never been.
Me neither.
Same never been. For the same reason.
One year a bad travel agent, Veronica.
I hate being in that position, though, man.
Yeah.
Being Veronica.
If I can't just take care of it.
No, owning somebody and not being able to flex.
I would just want to flex in peace.
I want to flex in peace, dog.
I start blocking foods that I owe, dog.
But we've all been on the other side of that, too.
Somebody owes you money, and then all of a sudden, like, everything they post bothers you.
Never.
Oh, you're just going to get a smoothie?
Never.
I grew up and I act like I don't know nobody.
So she's having trouble because she's.
because she
it took care of it.
She put the bread down.
Yeah.
Yeah.
In the beginning.
She put the bread down
and now her cousin
is not paying her for her half.
She's trying to figure out
should I cut my losses
and sell her wristband
or give her more time
even though she's dodging me.
Because honestly,
let's say you sell her wristband.
Like let's say you guys
are in a hotel room together.
You would still have to cover
whatever you were going to make her pay.
The hotel.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's the thing is like you can't necessarily
sell that slot
like to somebody else
because they're going to stay with you.
Yeah.
So that's the tricky part is like, yeah, I guess technically you can be like,
oh, I have like a slot here, but then you have to like stay with them the whole time.
And that's the tricky part.
Yeah.
You can sell the ticket for a little bit more too, right?
Because it's such a high demand.
Like last minute?
Reseller vibes?
High demand.
Oh yeah.
Right now I see, I saw a G at 900.
Yeah.
So then tickets, what?
For all three days.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's not including stay or in coal.
No.
No.
That's literally just not going to let's not counting parking or shuttling.
Can you bring food in there?
I don't know.
I don't think so.
VIP is like $1,200.
Mm-hmm.
What does that get you?
It's a better view.
Yeah, VIP restrooms.
A nicer patch of grass.
It's a little less brown.
I'd rather watch it free on YouTube.
It is free on YouTube.
Yes, it is.
All right, let's help her out.
Veronica, what should she do?
Should she sell her cousin's wristband or give her more time, even though she's been dodging me?
All right, let's go to Marty, Marty and Anaheim.
What's that, Marty?
I thought from back.
Good morning.
Talk to us.
What would you tell Veronica to do?
Sell it.
Sell it or take somebody out
that she really wanted to go and she knows
they don't have the money. It's okay.
But at least she's not giving away her money like that
because her cousin knew from the very beginning
with this agreement that she said she was going to pay it to her before New Year's
and she didn't.
So sell it because if not it's just going to cause drama
in the family, it's already going to cost.
cause drama as it is with family, but
then it costs even more tension.
She's not going to enjoy it going with her,
knowing that she's enjoying leaving it up.
She's going to be thinking about it the whole time.
Anything they buy at the at Coachella, she didn't be upset
about it. Like, save yourself the grief.
Yeah.
Try this. And you still have time.
Like, thanks, Marie. You have
like a few weeks, like two or three weeks
to find someone.
At least for a week and one.
Michelle in South L.A.
What's up? Michelle.
Hey, what's up?
Michelle, talk to us. What would you tell
Veronica, should she sell her cousin's wristband to Coachella for not paying her
past the due date or should she give her more time?
No, don't give her any more time.
That's it.
You know, she burned her bridges already.
That's too much already.
That's a straight disrespect.
Her not fucking picking up her calls.
Ignoring her messages.
Straight up.
Take that picture to the side.
Okay, right.
Michelle.
No cursing.
Did she forgot?
She forgot she's on the radio.
No cursing.
She felt very strongly about it.
She did.
I wanted to see if that happened to her because I feel like it obviously has, but she had a potty mouth.
Yeah, I don't think anyone's going to tell you to hold out.
You have every freaking right.
And maybe if that's what you needed, you got it.
Because everyone's saying sell it.
Sell it.
You're welcome, baby girl.
Yes, we have your tickets right now, right now to go to Knatsbury Farm.
And you have chosen your player.
Renick in Ontario is going for you, Victor.
Hey, Renick, my down.
Rebecca and Chino is going for you, Greg.
Yeah, what's up, Rebecca?
Leave me alone, Craig.
Angie and Santa Ana is going for Angie from Santa Ana.
Wow.
Predictable.
Wow. Tokaya and same place.
Yeah, that's cool.
That's cool.
That's cool.
All right.
Conspiracy.
And then Natalie and Downey says she's down for Connie.
Oh, thanks.
To her credit, you really didn't give too much of a stance on white people who choose you.
I don't because let's just play and win.
How about that?
I'm so gumpy.
Oh, wow.
Yes.
All right. We have tickets right now. Each of you is a player. I'm going to do a thing. I do a subject. You guys give me the things in the subject.
All right. Person's places are things, the items in the subject. Okay. We've did this previously.
Okay. Yeah. Right? Do you guys remember any of the ones that I have the subjects? Yeah. Circus.
Oh yeah. Famous actors. Things in a circus. Super easy. Then you go until someone either like doesn't get it right.
doubles on the same answer, all of that, right?
Yeah.
And then you're out.
Or can't think of an answer.
You're out.
You're disqualified.
Last person standing, you win the tickets for your player.
Yeah.
For your caller.
Okay.
So I don't know if you guys knew this, but it is National Chocolate Covered Raisin Day.
Oh.
I didn't know.
Roman knows.
And I need you.
Oh, who's going first?
Let's go with me.
Vick is.
Vic?
Vic is first and then Angie and then Khan and then Greg.
Clockwise.
Name things you can cover in chocolate, Vic.
Go.
Strawberries.
Bananas.
Okay.
Me.
What do you mean?
No.
But you can.
But you can, though.
No, come on, bro.
Okay.
Well, if...
No, he's out.
No, it's not.
You said things, and I'm...
So then everyone can just say themselves.
Okay.
Say yourself?
Myself.
So, big say yourself and me.
Okay, now you're turning in.
Ice cream.
Yeah, you're right.
Apples.
Yeah.
Kiwis.
Weird.
Pretzels.
Nice.
Apples.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
Were you like a voice is telling me?
A voice just said it, that's why.
All right.
Cake.
Cake, yeah.
Oh, damn.
Really?
Yeah, chocolate.
Ice cream cones.
Chocolate cover ice cream cones.
You had them.
Yeah, but I would count that as ice cream, but I get it.
He's going into.
Well, then, that's what I said.
Yeah, he did say that.
I said ice cream.
I said ice cream.
No, you said ice cream cones.
How about that?
How about that?
That's what I meant.
All right, man.
You're getting weird.
Is that what we're doing now, guys?
No, we're a judge.
Now you're not playing.
Go, Angie.
Marshallows.
Yep.
Oh, popcorn.
Yep.
What?
Really?
Twinkies.
They already
They already covered
With
It's a chocolate
No, they're not
No, they're not
You're not
Oh, what are you talking about
Twix?
I've never seen a chocolate cover twinking myself
Me neither
Yeah, you should get out more
They're out there
Producer
Is it past or you out
No
No, you're out of everybody
All right you go
Damn it!
All right
Angie, it's you and Greg
I'm gonna say milk
But that's chocolate milk
What chocolate milk?
I know
Oh, I forgot chocolate covered or you can put trots.
That's actually great.
That's low key what is made for it.
I want to hate so bad.
No shake.
Oh, what?
Fool.
That's the same thing.
Nope.
He puts it.
And you started this with your stupid waffles.
Yeah.
All right.
Blueberries.
Donuts.
Oh.
Oh.
You're killing you right now.
Okay, wait.
Chocolate covered.
Um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um.
Damn
Five
Four
Three
Two
berries
One
Yeah but which
You said
Brassberries
Dingo berries
You can cover those
Chocolateella
Time
Ramona says you pass
Ramona saying
Not me
Yeah Ramona saying yes
Whip cream
What
Chocolate covered
whipped cream
You put chocolate
on whipped cream
Yeah
Yeah.
Come on.
This literally, have you not had a coffee with like the fraps and stuff like that?
So you should have said a frat, but you already said milkshake.
No, that's coffee.
He said whipped cream.
Yeah.
You put chocolate on top of whipped cream.
Who's that?
How?
Like Sundays?
Have you ever had a Sunday before?
That's a milkshake.
Yeah, but that's on top of the ice cream.
We already said that.
And that's whipped cream on top of the ice cream.
See what's happening?
See how weird they're getting?
Yeah, this is odd now.
No.
If he gets that, my Twinkiecky should have been.
Valid.
Valid.
No.
All right.
Angie,
you only win
if you can give this one.
Oh,
cookies.
No.
You're not.
Why not?
It's right here.
Cookies is right here.
Yeah, that's good.
Cucies is right.
Nuts.
All right.
You could have.
Yeah, you could have said that.
All right.
Almond penis.
Wow.
Angie and Santa Ana hung up.
No.
Wow.
She loses.
By default.
We keep going.
I don't know.
By default.
It's a playoffs.
It's a playoffs.
A producer.
Say,
something because you need to drive.
Playoffs. Playoffs. Playoffs.
Playoffs. Well, since it,
she automatically gets eliminated
because the car drop. Playoff.
What if it was her fault? Let's go. I'm out.
No. Let's go.
Her car drop. Someone will have, look, hey,
P. 106, who's this? Hello?
Hey, hello. You.
That's hearing me. Hello.
Hello.
All right.
Mommy.
Hey.
Mommy.
Hey, hello. Hello. Hello. Who are you? Hello. Hello. Hello. Who are you?
Hello.
Mommy.
Mom.
Come on.
Hi.
No.
Hi.
Hello.
What's your name?
Hello.
Alicia.
Alicia.
Alicia.
Are you down to go Frangy?
Yeah.
All right.
Boom.
Alicia.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
You guys, I really want to get these winners in.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Hey, I won.
I won.
Let's go.
Okay, this is good.
This is good.
Okay, so Nats, they have their Boys and Berry Festival.
Oh, come on.
We do.
Yeah.
We're celebrating the order to give you no way the tickets for tickets.
All right.
Who's going first?
Angelou, you go first.
Okay.
Okay.
Different real festival names go.
Real festival names?
Coachella.
Boom.
Stage code.
Ed Cadec.
Pate dues.
Rolling loud.
Fire festival.
Oh, you're right.
It was real.
Bernie men.
A sick new world.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
Paid deuce.
They just said that.
Oh!
He did.
He said that.
When did you say win?
You should have said rock the bells.
He said paid dues the last week.
Damn.
I don't pay attention to you.
You give you concrete time.
Concrete it's your time.
Rolling loud.
What?
Miami Ultra.
Okay.
What?
These are our festival guys, but I.
Yeah, that's why.
Rancho rave.
that is a festival
It's a rave
You only win if you give us a festival
To Marlin
Come on now
Let's go
Rebecca and Chino
Oh my gosh
I'm kidding
Rebecca
Congratulations Rebecca
You're going
You're not spray warm
I'm here
I'm here
I'm here
I would have done
Like don't fall in love
Fes
Yes
Sueños I've been to so many
Was the Chicago one
You were to?
Suezios
Swipealooza
All of that
Freestyle festival
Yeah
What?
What do you say?
Freestyle festival?
Yeah
What?
What?
What?
Yeah, Lisa Lisa
Lisa
That's a festival
Blue
That's a festival bill
You got it
You got it
What's up?
This is Be Real
From Cypress Hill
Where are you from
SET?
Don't you know I'm local?
Oh my good
Could there
finally be something
politically
We all agree on?
Could this be?
I don't
know, it just might, all right?
Check this out. California
just announced
that high school students across
the state will soon be
required to take a
personal finance class before
they graduate. They want
children to be financially
literate and able to
understand credit, budget, save,
avoid debt, even start
thinking about investing. They said this
won't be just a small lesson either. It's a
full one semester course. Think of it
Like, you know, we have the extracurriculars or the other ones?
It's not extracurricular.
Electives.
Like, think of something like that.
One semester course focused on the basics people actually use in everyday life, not just textbook stuff.
I think that is freaking awesome.
The class will start rolling out in 2027, 2028 school year.
And it's officially a grad requirement.
They should make it open to everybody.
Yeah, but right now it's the high school students.
But now in 2030 to 31.
as adults that need it, we can sign up for like a class or whatever.
Oh, true.
I guess this is just far as the curriculum for our children that they have to take this
financial studies class in order to graduate.
I don't know, let the, I don't like this.
What?
I feel like you have to learn the hard way in life sometimes and sometimes you have to get up.
I really thought, wow, this is something we all agree on because I think notably we know
that with our black and brown communities is like that we don't really know about it
until we're in debt.
Yeah.
We get up and then you still don't learn about it.
We're up in our ages and still trying to figure.
out and get out of debt.
Bill's character letty.
When I was 18, I went to the bank and they said, have you ever applied for a credit card?
I said no.
And I didn't know what that really was like that.
And I ran up a thousand dollar debt.
And my credit's been ruined ever since.
So I think that everybody should go through that just like I did.
Including Little Vicks.
Yeah.
You shouldn't want that for your kids.
You shouldn't want that for your kids.
Unpopular opinion.
Debt's good.
Well, yeah.
A certain amount of debt.
A certain amount of debt.
A certain amount of.
Don't be scared.
You would know about that if you went to these, these classes.
There you go.
Because then you don't sign up for credit cards and you have zero credit score.
And then that's as bad as having a bad credit score.
But you learn about that in a class like this.
I'm all for it.
You got to learn about 37% interest the hard way like I did.
You have bad credit right now.
It didn't work for you.
It didn't.
It didn't.
And they should have to go through.
No.
Because why is that?
That's unfair to me.
Let's rewind the credit there.
Forget what's unfair.
You guys are totally like the, hey, I went through trauma.
So my kid has got it.
If you have bad credit, use little Aden's.
Oh, I have the same name as Little Vick.
I hope that part is in the class too.
Hey kids, let me tell you about your social security number.
And why your dad and mom shouldn't have it.
Hey, miho, you own an escalate.
You have a loan at Renaissance.
Oh, my God.
I thought it was a good thing.
I do too.
I thought we could all agree on this is really, I was speaking.
Hey, Miho, I was calling you right now.
What I know?
This is for you?
What's up, Greg?
Like, I had debt since, like, 21, and I finally paid it off.
Oh, yeah, you were telling me.
Amazing that I'm, like, debt-free right now.
I was like, dude, if I'm...
If I knew at 21, how much I'd be running up a tab, I'd be like, no, I'm not doing that.
Bro, that's fine.
It only took nine years.
But it didn't it build character?
It did build character.
I never want to use that credit card for you know better.
Now you know better.
You can use a credit card.
You just got to be responsible.
No, that's the thing.
I was running it up.
bro, right to get up, so I was like, I'm not...
Who wants drinks?
Yeah.
Yeah, I do think it's important.
You guys, oh, okay.
My sons are...
I'm Googling when my son would graduate
because they're second graders and first graders
in the 2035-36 year.
So it's like this would be for them.
And I would like that.
So they can buy their mom whatever their mom wants, okay?
Because dad won't.
All right, what?
When is it going to effect?
It's starting next school.
year, but it's going to be a requirement
starting 2030.
Oh, a requirement.
That's good.
Requirement to graduate, man.
Help our little kids out, especially
with how we've left them in the economy.
Yeah.
Poor thing.
That's true.
The way we've left them.
Hey, it might not even matter.
Oh, poor them.
Sadly.
Sadly.
All right.
Cheez-Mixie.
Zooler, come here?
Now what's going on?
She's Mation with Angie.
You guys,
Low-Waint's daughter,
Regina
just ratted him out that apparently,
Regineyney, sorry, Reginey just ratted him out saying
Lil Wayne actually dated Solanch.
So, Beyonce's sister.
So Regenay was actually on her podcast and she was talking to Rick Ross's daughter, right?
Okay.
And they were just talking about like the past girlfriends of their parents, right?
Ooh, I know.
They were gossiping.
They were gossiping.
And so when Regenay started talking, she got really excited.
She's like, oh my God.
Yes, and she started talking about the past girlfriend's little Wayne had,
and that's when she name drops Salange.
Listen.
I used to love Nivia.
I begged for Niv to come to my party.
Like, I begged to dress like Nivia for my party.
Like, I used to come to her.
My girl!
Girl, I love Nivia.
I love Trina.
I love Salon.
Yeah, he had a few.
Damn.
She started named after the ex.
She listed the girlfriend.
Yes.
I didn't know that.
Me neither.
Me either.
I didn't know Salonge and Little Wayne dated.
Little Wayne?
I had no idea.
Imagine that, like, double date.
That would be a crazy double date.
Lou Wayne with Solange and then Jayze and Beyonce.
Yeah, the greatest rappers ever is just all hanging out.
Okay, you know, because I was thinking, I'm like, okay, at the music video of Soldier with Destiny's Child,
so Launch was there.
And Louang was there.
Oh, would they have met?
Maybe, but she was pregnant at that time.
So I was trying to do the math.
Maybe it was like after that thing started dating.
Yeah.
Because she was 18 at that time.
Yeah, he has kids too, so wouldn't be.
something that
Oh yeah, yeah, no, but I was just trying to see
like when this happened
if she was pregnant at this time
but it probably happened after.
Was she dating him while she was pregnant?
No, that's the real cheap.
No, trying to ask.
No, I was just trying to see like, okay,
how old was she pregnant and she was 18?
So I was thinking I'm like maybe.
I bet your Solange hates this
that this headline is going around
but I think she likes it
because it might be overshadowing the other headline.
Did you guys see that?
Her son?
Her son.
Yeah.
Okay, so Solange has a 21-year-old.
old, right? And Solange is like 39. Yeah, she is. He's dating a 41 year old lady that's like really
known. Tommy Lee. Her name is Tommy Lee. She's like one of the loving hip hop girls. Yeah. And she's like known
to just be, I don't know, rambunctious, but they were on dates and they're like scammy day. I was like,
oh my God, Solange must be tripping out right now. Tina Knowles, all of them must be truing out.
I know. And that's like a popular trend right now with like older women and the real women.
Younger guy.
Younger, like, baller dudes.
Like, that dude's going to get a crazy inheritance.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
He's got to look at him in an elevator immediately.
So much.
Do you think?
Ooh, it's going down.
Yeah, thanks, Angie.
We're going up.
That's it for Chisholmation brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers.
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Speaking of the Noel's family, Jay-Z.
Oh.
That's right.
It's right there.
Yeah, it is.
Jay-Z, like we've mentioned before, he's celebrating 30 years since dropping his debut album, Reasonable Doubt.
And he has done a whole cover shoot and interview with GQ magazine.
And, of course, while he is Jay-Z, one of the greatest of all times, celebrating those 30 years, what else would they ask him about?
But Drake and Kendrick?
They asked him about Drake and Kendrick and specifically booking Kendrick for the Super Bowl because everyone thought, like, oh, my gosh, this is 20V1 again.
towards Drake. Everyone's after him.
They booked Kendrick Lamar for the Super Bowl just to get at Drake.
And here is Jay-Z's response to all of it.
What do I have to do with that?
I chose the guy that was having a monster year.
I think it was the right choice.
Word.
It wasn't in some sort of alliance to a battle, I know.
What I care about them two guys battling is like, what's I got to do with me?
Or it.
Have at it.
Have fun.
And being that Jayzies had his own battles, you know, he does mention his back and forth with
Nas and how he cares about Nas.
now too, but understand like, you know what, this is their thing.
This happens in rap.
Just medicate.
However, Kendrick, Super Bowl, boom, vibes.
Right?
And it was vibe.
It was a great moment in music, in Super Bowl, and in hip hop history.
Now, to take things a little bit further, he does touch on how probably to you, Greg and Drake hive,
that's very much like, oh my gosh, the Grammys are against Drake, UMG is against Drake.
Jay-Z is against Drake.
It's a big conspiracy.
Take off your tin hats because this is what Jay-Z has to say.
drag everybody in it like everyone's part of this conspiracy to undermine Drake I guess but
like what the fuck like what I'm fucking Jay-Z or do respect to him man I'm fucking oh like for what
for to what in yeah it couldn't be like these guys just don't like each other yeah and I think
they haven't liked each other for a long time you see I think that's a similar argument to
what I've been seeing like it can't just be these fools don't get along
You can't just be these fools don't get along
And then like they're just
It's not like everyone is against me
No
You sued and you lost for this
Yeah
It's conspaying that the UMG conspired against you
The Yol Jito
And Jay Z knows because he's been through it
With Nas back in the day
They had their own beef
And it's like if
If that was the case
Then that means the whole world was against
Nas at the time
And even Michael Jackson was in on it
Because he came out at Summer Jam with him
Like no
It wasn't that
And that paranoia hits you, I think, when you're in it.
That paranoia hits you because then you don't know who to trust.
So like on Drake's side, I could somewhat understand it where you're seeing,
because he got mad at LeBron for being at the pop-up.
You know, recently, Jay Cole did an interview and he was like,
look, I'm looking at all the good things that Kendrick's getting,
and I'm so proud for him.
Yeah.
But I know that that's messed up to my guy.
But I'm really proud to see Kendrick get the pop out, get the Grammys,
get the Super Bowl, and all of that.
but understanding Drake is going to feel away about it because that is also as he would understand it at his expense.
Yeah.
You know, is how Drake feels it.
If I was Drake, I'd still be more mad because the way that Jay-Z is saying it, he's like laughing like,
Oh yeah.
But Drake and Jay-Z have their own little riff too.
Yeah.
Speaking of, Jay-Z did mention, look, that last year was all about defense and I'm wondering if he's talking about rumors that were circulating about him.
You know, people did start to tie him to the ditty stuff because there's photos with him and all of that.
50 cent has been a big proponent of being like,
hey, Jay-Z, what are you hiding type of deal?
So he mentioned last year was about defense.
This year is about offense.
So I'm interested to see how he tackles all of those things.
If he brings it up, if it's a new project,
along with the 30-year celebration of reasonable doubt.
Crazy, crazy, crazy stuff happening in hip-hop.
Video, baby.
I want to.
I know you do.
Let me cuss.
Don't.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Please, guys, can I cuss just a little bit?
Go outside and you can cuss.
Please.
All everything.
No.
Son of a.
Please.
No.
Potato?
Come on, let me throw a quick little F bomb.
No.
Say, biotch.
Can I?
Yeah, go, good.
Beotch!
That sucks, though.
That one sucks, though.
That one sucks.
No, it doesn't.
Oh, my God.
No, it doesn't.
That one's cool.
That one's cool.
It reminds me a stoop dog.
Yeah.
I want to throw a sick F-bomb.
No.
Finger?
Oh, like an M-F-er right now.
Just a little, quick little M-Fer.
Okay, Mar-a-Mana can he?
Just to hit them with it.
Just to wake up Los Angeles.
Wake the hell up.
Fluffers.
Mother fluffer.
Okay.
We have tickets to see Yay at SoFi Stadium.
Martha's on the line.
What's up, Martha?
Martha.
Hi, Rhombang.
Hi, Martha.
Martha, check this out.
All you got it do to win is tell us what song is playing in reverse from Kanye West, okay?
Don't cuss.
Okay.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Okay.
Here it is in reverse.
What song is that?
Five, four.
Two.
Yes!
Yes!
That's a super amazing.
Martha, you're going to see yay in Los Angeles live at Sofai Stadium.
Congratulations!
What is the show?
April 1st.
April 1st.
Uh-huh. You're not going weird.
Their tickets are for our listeners.
Yeah.
Reg wants to know where all little girls are at.
You're little bastards.
Hey.
I want to know where...
They have dads, well.
I know they have dads, but they're freaking hiding, all right?
I've been looking for them.
As they should.
I've been looking for them.
There's a reason, though.
There's a reason, though.
It's getting worse.
I feel like none of them have drive anymore.
I feel like they're not, like, motivated to do this.
It's calling out all the little girls right now.
I'm calling out all the little girls.
You have a little girl, kind.
Tell you, Vick.
Stand up for his mouth right now.
I know. Hold on, buddy.
I'm going to cuss.
You guys probably have seen this problem too.
Don't cuss.
What?
Do you have a white band?
No. What?
No.
You have a white truck?
There's no more freaking Girl Scout cookie set up booths outside stores anymore.
Oh.
You live in the hood, buddy.
I live at there's plenty of those.
Not seen one at all.
It's pissing me off.
I love Girl Scout cookies.
They love Albertsons.
You got to go to Albertson.
Still, not one outside.
You won't see him outside.
Trader Joe's because Trader Joe's got all the dupes.
Oh, yeah.
Trader Joe's the ops, Loki.
They do.
You go outside of Ralphs.
They're out there.
Nope.
Rouse.
Not out there.
No, but he's actually speaking to like a bigger thing with Girl Scout cookies,
I guess with the rise in cost because clearly they have to with everything that's going on.
And because there's so many dupes out there, Loki, you can find dupes at Walmart at Aldi.
And Trader Joe's now for Girl Scout cookies.
Yeah.
And granted, it's a cookie.
But it has taken away from their profits.
And they've literally said, like, look, there's some areas where we're not selling ish.
And so they've decided that, like, or when they don't sell, they send it to, like,
the Salvation Army.
Like, they donate boxes that are not sold.
Oh, that's nice.
Yeah.
Or the good ones to get cookies like that?
Yeah.
Maybe.
Or food banks.
They send them to food banks and stuff.
Their other options are to give them to another troop that's selling more.
Yeah.
Because, like, hey, they're not buying your area, but they're buying over here.
So send them over here.
Those little girls are savages either way.
Yeah, it's pretty crazy.
I spend so much on Girl Scout cookies.
My family, we love them.
And you can't find them.
Can't find them.
I lied to them.
They're gatekeeping.
Hold on.
Why do you like to them?
Because I'll be walking in.
They'll be like, hey, you want to buy some.
Oh, no, thank you.
My wife already got some.
She was here earlier.
Which was she get?
Oh, which ones do you have?
Oh, we got these.
Oh, she got those.
Well, get these.
She didn't get these in.
And I'm like, ah, that I'm like, I'm like, no,
get me.
I started like, no, like, and then like, dude, I started acting.
Like, I don't know.
English, I'm like, no, no, I don't
money.
Yeah, no speak it.
And there comes,
oh, we know Spanish,
too.
And you can play Venmo.
Oh, you have cash?
Were they, like, didn't have, like, a season
where this was, like a certain season?
This is the season.
That's why he last year.
But Trader Joe sells full, like, all year.
That's the issue right there.
That's the biggest issue.
Yeah.
And Trader Joe doesn't have that experience,
you know, going up to the table,
we're like, ah, yeah, I'm about to catch out.
right now.
Yeah.
Hashing out at the table.
I always wanted to be a Girl Scout and I didn't know even how that even happens.
You can still be a Girl Scout.
I just thought you had to be white respect.
I really thought when I was little it's just white girls that were Girl Scouts.
What?
I didn't see any girls house that looked like me and then I didn't know where to find it.
Yeah, what's so sad.
Which troop?
I know I know you're so sad.
It's real.
Oh my God.
You guys didn't want to be Boy Scouts?
No, no, no, no.
What?
I wanted to be a Girl Scout too.
Yeah.
I wanted to be in karate.
I wanted to be in karate too
We should do all of those things now
And Jimmy and you should dress up as Girl Scouts
We should and you should do karate
No
To make man move
When brunch goes bad
This is a cautionary tale
To not go out to eat with people
That are not willing to split the bill
And you know it
All right because that's just going to lead to drama
And now here in LA
And these parts
it could lead to a multiple stabbing.
At least that's what happened in downtown L.A. this past Sunday.
I believe it was brunch time because it was on a Sunday and it was around 4 o'clock
when a group of women got into a stabbing altercation, all right?
And reportedly, it all happened because they had an argument or a disagreement over their bill.
Check this out.
Servers brought the group their bill.
And that's when sources say the fighting started.
It was 440 in the hour.
afternoon. The all-girl group apparently disagreeing on something and began arguing with each other.
Police confirmed one of the women pulled out a knife while another one grabbed a bottle.
The war of words quickly turning into a very dangerous fight. Four of them, all women, taken to the hospital ages 26 to 37.
All of them were stabbed, some with a knife, another with the bottle. One of the suspects is apparently related to one of the victims who got stabbed.
No word today if that bill ever got paid at the restaurant.
Shout out to GGR at Parks 11 for her report.
I get it.
You get one part.
The bill?
The bill?
The bill?
Have you ever gone out to eat with somebody and they order a $10, $12 item, whatever it is?
Then they hand you $12.
They're not accounting for the tax.
They're not accounting for the tip.
What they drank?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Sometimes I just want to.
So they deserve to be shank?
I get it.
I don't say they deserve it, but I get it.
How about paying for your homies' birthday dinner when other people were there and chose to go to the restroom?
I'm talking specific about Vic.
Oh, I know.
I hate that, too.
What happened?
What happened?
It was Vick's birthday dinner, and he invited me in Horten.
I was like, that's really nice.
But then I realized, oh, it's because we have dinero, and then we paid for it.
And his homies conveniently went to the restroom when it was kind of a little.
That was the last time I did a dinner.
Yeah.
You'll be big for that, brother.
That's fine.
Yes.
But I get, to me, I just chalk it up as a loss.
I'm not like, right.
Nice.
Yeah.
And go to eat with people that you don't mind spotting.
I do not mind spying anyone of you.
Okay.
Anyone of you.
I do not mind spying.
She just drew a line in the sand.
Who are these women?
Did they give names or anything?
No, they didn't give names.
But this feels like, like this is for sure girl group activity.
Yeah.
And a couple may not have known each other.
While there was one that stabbed her prima.
True.
It does feel, because they said they're related.
In some of the victim.
And then who do you tell who's a victim and who's the suspect?
Because they said everyone is stabbed.
They said everyone in the friend group is stabbed either by a bottle or a knife.
But why are they calling some suspects and some victim?
Oh, my God.
This is a great way to get out of paying the bill.
Like it's like, oh, we all just start a fight.
Stab each other?
We don't have to pay for this bill.
Greg, that's wild.
Con, what do you think the argument was like?
I don't even want to go.
Why?
I'm not understanding.
Because then I got to imagine who it was.
Girls?
Yeah.
We just told you girls 26 to 30 something.
Were they Latinas?
Were they black?
Why you got to make them?
Yeah.
Why are you?
Whoever you picture, Conner.
Oh my God.
Not the...
You know what?
You're crazy.
No, they're white.
They're white.
How about make them white?
Why you got to go to that one?
Why are you got to be?
the minority races that are fighting for the bill.
Because I've seen stories.
You've seen stories or you've read stories?
Stories.
Fools fight all the time.
White people love fighting.
White people love fighting.
It's their thing.
And white people invite you like, let's get a brunch.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I got it.
Oh, you don't got it?
Vicki, you got the bottomless mimosis, Vicki.
That's all you, girl.
Becky, I'm totally going to stab you.
Order four drinks.
See how it doesn't even sound right?
Oh, my.
I'm sure it happens, bro.
We need to watch more of those murder mysteries.
You are bad.
They'd be straight up kill us.
Where were they from?
No.
Downtown L.A.
Downtown L.A.
Having bread.
Yes.
You guys know what's going on here?
I don't.
I really just thought this was a cautionary tale for everyone.
Be careful who you go.
Who you invite.
A cautionary tale.
You split a check with it might lead to a stabbing.
Tell us longest time.
I'm not getting it.
I don't understand.
Asian people, man.
Asian people don't like pain for each other.
What?
It's too many of them.
I never heard that ever.
It was for girls.
It's too many of them.
It's too many, too many Asians, man.
What?
What?
No.
No.
I love all the races, guys.
This was not a Humbera.
It said downtown L.A.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Oh, this is a buffet.
This is a raceless story.
It is a raceless story.
You're making it raceless, but it is.
No, no.
There's some ethnicity there.
There's definitely some ethnicity there.
I'll tell you that much right now.
What restaurant was it?
Let's go there.
It's called Zaya in downtown L.A.
Zaya.
What kind of food do they have?
It's on 7th Street.
I'm assuming it's brunch.
I'm assuming it's brunch because of the time of the time of the.
the day it was Sunday 4 p.m.
What kind of food is it?
Let's see.
Let's see.
Oh, goodness.
You guys are.
All right.
So there's pasta.
There's.
Telling food.
The menu.
Okay, the menu.
Here you go.
It says,
dinner and drinks with soul live music and cocktails.
With what?
Spinach shrimp,
meat,
with soul live music.
Soul?
Sol?
Like in Spanish?
Like S-S-O-U-L?
Yeah.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
I work too hard for our relationship.
Oh, we're getting, okay.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
I apologize.
What a free.
Come on, man.
And I hope that one day he sees the air of his ways.
Get serious here.
No, no.
I did the story.
Now, if I would have heard all the mariaces got into a fight at the brunch, then we didn't know who did it.
We're talking about their soul music.
Let's get serious here, guys.
I love soul.
I love soul too.
Everything.
R&B, I love it all.
I'm just saying.
That's it.
Just stop saying.
If they would have said Michael Bolton was in there too, then I would have been like, okay, it was why people.
Stop saying.
Or the mariachi got into a fight.
Yeah.
Say they don't the trompettasos.
Are you ready for your...
Rap it?
Rap it?
Go.
Let's go.
Great start.
Hell of studios.
What's 9 plus 10?
Turn your line?
Look at this studio.
Oh.
All right.
Well.
If you want to get stabbed at a wedding
Stop.
No, listen.
So,
if you want to get married but you don't have the money to do it,
then you shouldn't do it.
But if you really have to get married because you're pregnant or whatever,
six and ten Americans would consider a brand-sponsored wedding.
Where the brands must cover two-thirds of six-seven percent of the cost to be.
be included.
One of the three things would be to actually put a patch of the brand on your wedding dress.
Would you like that?
No, I wouldn't.
You wouldn't want like a Marathon Burger patch on your wedding dress.
Why not, Big Dog?
No.
I eat sleep and live Marathon Burger.
I love Marathon Burger.
And you wouldn't want them to sponsor the wedding?
I do not want a logo on my wedding dress.
Which, by the way, my husband would have created.
I do not want that on my dress dress.
One in three would invite a mascot.
One in six would wear the logo.
A mascot?
A mascot?
A mascot?
A doer can wear the logo.
Yeah.
What do you mean?
Yeah, a little Trojan patch.
A little Trojan patch.
A little T. Y. Jelly or something.
Oh.
Yeah.
I don't know.
It says rising costs are making corporate sponsorships.
Your wedding would be sponsored by Big Chief.
The Hat Club.
You're sponsored by a hat club.
Jita.
Yeah.
Jita.
No, I was just saying, rising costs is making corporate sponsors more acceptable.
Would you accept a sponsorship to cover the whole wedding?
You know what I have seen influencer weddings?
and they like some people have covered like the decorations or so and then they shot them out like they have different vendors and stuff that they show it uh it would be it would turn you into work mode because we've all done work on social and it's like what do i got a tag what i got it is and then that takes you out of it as your like actual wedding day yeah oh that's like now you know you have to make a video about the flowers you have to make a video about all of the thing you have to promote promote promote I'm like no be good I don't know save money though you save a lot of money you do but I mean like it's
Is it worth your time, like, getting you out of that moment, like that you said?
I mean, do I have much more time than money?
Yes.
At this point for me, if you wouldn't sponsor anything, sponsored her my funeral.
Okay.
Sure.
That'd be cool, right?
The five girls, once they get let out, they're going to come to your crib.
Sick-ass casket, gold casket with Laker locals all over it.
Hey, he lives in Santa Clarita, ladies.
Like, near the turtles, a green casket?
Ladies, he lives in Santa Clarita.
Don't split the check.
You can split it on him.
I don't even Santa Clarita.
Oh, you don't?
No.
Where do you live?
Oh, yeah.
moving.
No, what?
Where are you going?
He lives in down here.
In Muscoi.
Muscoi?
Man, that's like a drive for you.
No, dude, I want to move to San Bernardino.
I heard it's so nice.
It is.
I'm not just there, bro.
I'm not dissa'nai.
You rolled your eyes when you said that.
No, I didn't.
My buddy just got a beautiful house.
A beautiful house out there in Fontana.
It's beautiful.
What?
My boy, Christian.
You said Samaradino, though.
That's two different cities.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Is that the same?
No.
And remember what you said about where that one fool's from?
Your homie?
Who?
You're from me.
The one that does like m's unks with you.
Oh, J.
Valentino Fullerton?
Oh, that's the ghetto.
Oh, my.
No, it's not.
Fullerton's the ghetto, dog.
It's not.
Yeah, trash everywhere.
Ugh, nobody likes to sit there.
Okay.
Anyways, people would be down to get their wedding sponsored for the right price, all of that.
And I'm assuming they probably have to be influencers too.
Who would you want your sponsors to be?
Who would you want your sponsor to be?
No, I don't want a sponsor.
Who would you want a sponsor?
You said Ninja Turtles.
Brownback mornings.
How about that?
My favorite.
That's cool.
Greg?
Sam's.
No, your wedding.
Yeah.
How your bachelor's party?
That'd be fun.
That's a great.
Your wife wouldn't be happy with me.
My wife would probably be from Sam's.
Oh.
Okay.
No, you doubted.
You don't make enough.
Anyway.
Okay.
Stay smart.
Stay poor, America.
Let's keep going on.
Hello, studious.
Look at this studious house food.
All right.
Shoot the J.
Shoot it.
Playball!
Dodgers opening day is this Thursday, y'all.
And they are known for...
It's time for Dodger baseball.
Yes, yes, yes.
They're always known for making constant upgrades, you know, on the field at the ballpark,
with the food, especially.
And there's always new items.
So I have to let you guys know about the new items that are coming to the stadium.
So first, I need all of us to have a moment of silence for Shake Shack.
it closed you guys
it's over
they closed it
yeah they closed it
and now they have
for good
it's replaced by the habit
the habit burger
oh okay
yeah
and then they also have
a bunch of new drinks
they have cookies and cream
cold brew coffee
oh that sounds good
yeah
that sounds good
that
at the game
yeah
like a Friday night
when it's cold
what else do they have
they also have
they also have watermelon
habanero
margarita
oh that sounds good
that's sick
heartburn
Yeah, but still worth it
Yeah
They also have a Chau-Main burrito
Have you ever heard of that before?
Chau-Main Burrito
What?
Chow-Main burrito.
Wow.
Yeah, it looks crazy
And then they also have
the Cochinita
Pibble bone marrow taco
Oh, bone marrow taco
That sounds expensive
Bormoros are expensive to eat.
Yeah, it's $72 in honor
of Robojas.
No, you're kidding.
Really?
Seventi-stant-Minti-2.
$72, yeah.
That's it.
You guys want the...
It's $72.
It's expensive.
Probably.
Probably.
Probably.
Well, you know this stuff costs.
Come on.
That's like gourmet food.
You know, it's gonna cost money, you know?
I wouldn't be surprised if the...
This is at...
Margaritas, $34.
You know?
Yeah.
And don't they have like a brand new...
A bucket of chicken now?
They do.
They do have a bucket of chicken.
They have a chicken bowl.
They have a bunch of new stuff this year.
Yeah.
And it will all be priced, you know, in honor of different Dodgers.
So, like, $50.
dollars, you know, for this, and honor
mooky bets and all the stuff, yeah.
Oh, what?
No, I just made that up.
But it is expensive.
Victor, come on out.
Tell them and talk of freaking too.
Okay, it's going to be expensive.
I'm just preparing you guys.
For sure.
For sure.
The, uh, chal mane burrito?
Yeah.
Crazy.
Stop.
All right.
That was sports with your boy.
I wonder where they got all that funding to get all these renovations.
Maybe all the detention centers that the owner has.
Oh.
You're right.
Ice, right?
Crazy.
Yeah.
When I go, I ask for no ice.
