Brown Bag Mornings - 3/25/26 Tryna Get Folded Like a Pretzel in Rosarito... 🥨 | Brown Bag Mornings
Episode Date: March 25, 2026The squad attempts to mediate a "wonky" Homie Helpline for Gerardo, whose 19-year-old daughter is hiding the fact that her boyfriend is joining her for a "pretzel-folding" weekend at Papas and Beer. B...etween the family drama, the "studious fools" roast The Rock for his "founding father" wig in the live-action Moana and debate if a man is "real" if he doesn't carry a minimum of $500 in cash at all times. [Edited by @iamdyre 🥖] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: LA's homeless crisis moves underground (4:11) Chisme: The Rock's bad wig job in Moana (08:27) Rap Sheet: Suge Knight's Tupac murder memoir announcement (11:30) Coffee Talk (12:07) Petty Police: PETA claps back at Young Thug (15:39) Scrolling: Debating the "things women shouldn't do" video (20:37) The Weather W/ Concrete! (22:09) Homie Helpline: Daughter's "cracking" Rosarito spring break drama (42:50) Shoutout Medical Students! (44:57) Knott's Tickets! (52:47) Chisme: Starbucks' Hannah Montana raspberry syrup fail (56:02) Rap Sheet: J Cole reacts to Kendrick Lamar's diss (58:56) Ye Tickets! (59:52) Money Moves: The $500 "real man" cash rule (1:04:47) Studious Foo: Seniors addicted to phone screen time (1:09:10) Play Ball: Lakers' Mexican prospect "Kareem Al Pastor Jabar" Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esed?
Don't you know I'm local?
Yeah, not gonna lie, this was really sad to see on the news yesterday.
So there are apparently people that are dealing with the homeless crisis so badly they are living in the sewers of Los Angeles.
Usually we see this like on a show or like remember from childhood like Teenage Mutiny Ninja Turtle.
Yeah.
Of living in the swear.
But no, it's come down to that in the city of Los Angeles.
A couple of street.
And Fox 11 News was out there.
A couple streets they found people literally coming out of storm drains so bad that the reporter himself couldn't stand it.
He was gagging while he was reporting on it.
Check this out.
Trash, human ways, and going in an overpowering stench.
I got it.
I got to get back.
Just moments earlier, we watched someone climb out of that storm drain using the sewer as shelter.
That's so sad, though.
Oh, my God.
It is.
You can hear it in his voice.
He's like, oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, you can tell.
If you watch the video, Brownback Morning's 106 on Instagram, they're trying their best to kind of go down there and, like, do the report from there, and he just couldn't help it.
I know.
You got a thing.
Human waste.
Dirt.
Dirt.
Trash, all of that.
And then the smell of the sewer.
Yeah.
Crazy.
Crazy.
So, yes, the mayor's office was contacted about this,
and they also said they're going to go out there today
and give them as much resources as they can.
They did interviews on the people,
and I really didn't want to air that part of it.
You can check out the video on Brownback Mornings 106 on Instagram,
because you could tell they were going through their own situations.
It was really almost inaudible to hear one of the young ladies that was down there.
You know what's funny?
I wonder if they're taking a page from, like, the people in Vegas.
That's what I mean?
The people in Vegas, there's like almost thousands of people that live under
the city of Vegas.
This is news to me, bro.
Tell me about it.
I've never heard of that.
Absolutely, yes.
You guys can look that up.
And that's a true story.
People live under the city of Vegas
full-on apartment situations.
Yeah, like homes, all of that.
Everything, TVs, everything, the whole vibe.
And they try to get them out because when it rains, it literally feels up.
Of course.
It shows up.
Like, you know how the Vegas hotels under, the parking lot's under?
That's where they, sometimes it's like abandoned and they live in there.
Oh, yeah.
Oh my gosh.
I didn't even think of that.
And then also, like,
Like, granted, rain.
I'm sure it does rain, but it is the desert.
So probably not as much as other places.
So that's probably why.
They're like, oh, this might be fine.
It's an underworld of Vegas out there now.
They call them the tunnels and everything.
So when did you guys go or what's up?
How did you ever see the stories?
No.
No, I feel like y'all are like reporting life.
Whenever I'm done gambling up above.
I go down below.
Whenever you go under?
See what's up with the homies?
No, man.
Homelessnessness is a real thing out here in Los Angeles.
And I hope that that stuff gets.
And we all hope.
And some people might think it's false hope because it's a really big problem.
But, yeah, I hope there's some kind of progress there.
And then in other news, because Concrete loves Teenage Mutiny Ninja Turtles.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I do.
The first pizzeria is going to be out here in Los Angeles.
I know, yes.
I've heard about it.
Santa Monica Promenade.
Oh, wow.
They're dropping sometime this year.
It's going to be New York style pizza.
It's going to be merchandise and all that cool stuff.
I don't know if you know this.
about concrete, but if you are a concrete fan,
this past birthday
at his big age, had a teenage mutant ninja turtle there.
That was sick.
And I got a tattoo that night.
Yeah.
Oh, it was that night?
Yeah, I got it.
No way.
All right.
So the bandana is not colored in.
Which ninja turtle is that?
Which one do you think it is?
I don't know.
I personally like Donatello, so I'm just going to guess
the color red.
Yeah.
The red guy?
Ralph Rial.
Got to see him.
I got to see him at my concert birthday.
I'm like, oh my God, that's Ralph right there.
It was a man in a lot.
suit.
Yeah.
No,
wasn't?
No, he was
He was appropriate height
and everything.
The ninja turtles
were real.
It was a real.
It was a real.
What are you talking about?
Grow up.
I saw it.
I thought he was not real after this too.
Don't ruin it for me.
Zoola, come here?
Now what's going on?
Damn!
Cheese Mation with Angie.
Okay, you guys.
The rock is known for always
say,
do you smell what the rock is
cooking?
Let's go.
Right?
Those are in her Piedra.
Yeah.
But now this will is actually the one getting cooked for his new look.
Okay?
So actually, Moana is coming, they're doing the live action film of Moana, right?
Moana.
Eugen, you're so cute.
I said Moana.
I said, Moana.
Or Anna's?
Moana.
Moana.
Moana.
Oh, do it all.
Moana.
There you go.
That sounds weird.
Moana.
You do Juana.
See it in sternish, huh?
Yeah, you say it like Joanna.
Okay, well, they're doing the live action film.
And, of course, the rock plays Maui in it, right?
Maui, shape shifter, demigod of the wind and sea.
So good.
Hero of men.
Ah, women.
Women, too, men and women.
Tijuana's such a great movie.
It is, it is.
And everyone's excited for it.
But now the rock is getting cooked because of its new look.
because they actually gave him a wig.
Yeah. Well, the cartoon Maui has like really curly hair.
The rock voices the cartoon Maui, so now the life action they brought him.
And granted, it looks the same everything.
Yeah.
But the wig is turning people's heads.
He's bald.
He's been bald.
I haven't seen him with hair since he was a Scorpion King.
And that was like over 20 years.
You're right.
And it was weird then and it's weirder now.
I don't like it.
And he had straight hair and Scorpion King.
I don't think it'd be that weird if it was this straight.
Like it's almost damn straight.
Like it should have been more.
No, it's curly.
No, but it should have been like how it is in the-
Yeah, more voluminous.
More like the football player from the Steelers.
What's his name?
Trian Palomalu.
Yes, that would have been the vibe.
That would have been the love.
I don't know if they could get that on a wig
because that full's actual real hair.
Yeah.
But can't they tease it?
Can't they tease it?
They should have, yeah.
I don't know, right?
Is that what you girls?
So you think that they should have done it more, like if they were going to actually
give him hair like overdo it.
Yes.
The only one that has bad wigs is Tyler Perry
in all his movies.
Oh my God.
And I think with the Rock is because we're so used to him.
With no hair.
With no hair.
That's seeing, like seeing anyone with the change of look is tripping out.
It trips you out.
And I think that's how everybody's looking.
And it makes it even worse when it's a bad wig job.
Yes.
I can't wait to watch it.
Me too.
I'm still going to watch it.
He looks like what?
He looks like my Tia Quiet Canyon.
It looks weird.
Honestly, those curls are on fleek.
You all
No.
It looks like he just
It's not the wig
I'll tell you right now
It's not the wig
It's not the wig
It's not the wig
No it's the aquanette
That he used
Yeah that's what it looks like
You guys are cooking in too
Yeah he looks like
One of those like
1700 presidents
Or one of those guys
The Falunian father
He has founding father's hair
Dogg
He's like it
They're actually
comparing him to
John Sino
Because if you guys watch Barbie,
John Cena's in Barbie and he's wearing also a wig.
Like a blonde wig.
I think it's the fact that we're used to their face and it's not like that.
Someone's like, how does he have a wig and still look bald?
And I'm like, okay, I get it.
They just put it too far back, I think.
That's what I'm saying.
It's a bag whip?
Yeah, it's a bad job.
Okay, well, he did put out a statement and said,
he put out a statement for the backlash for his wig.
He's like, the prosthetics and the hair and the body.
That is an addition of 40 pounds on you.
That became a challenge.
I did not anticipate.
Pete.
Wow.
Stop,
dude.
Why isn't he
just laughing about it?
70,
what was it?
One billion dollars?
Because they probably put
the chest on him.
Yeah.
Oh,
yeah.
To make him look more like
Maui.
Yeah,
the Oscar that
oh,
he has six peg.
I have a peat.
I have a peat.
So that caused
40 pounds.
Yeah,
40 pounds.
That's why he looks
a little different.
You should have made a joke.
I'm still going to watch it.
I'm still going to love it.
Yeah.
Oh, for sure.
And Moana.
And Moana.
And Moana.
Moana.
All right.
That's right.
That's right.
Chishamation brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers.
I'm Angie from Brownback Morning.
I'm proud 106.
If it's hip hop, you know let these on.
There I go.
Rep sheet.
Let these set go.
All right, check this out.
Shug Knight.
He may be locked up, but he has all of our attention.
He just announced that he's dropping a new memoir called Your Pain is My Joy.
Now, of course, Shug Night, the former Death Row Records boss is.
heavily a part of our culture out here.
He lives in infamy almost.
He's kind of like the man, the myth, the legend, Shug Knight.
Better for worse, we all look at him like this person, right?
Yeah.
And he said that in this book for the first time,
he is going to tell about his memory surrounding Tupac's murder.
He was literally in the car with Tupac the night.
Tupac was shot in Las Vegas,
and he wants people to know what he saw on his side of things.
this is also like ooh because people theorize
did you have something to do with it
yeah people theorize like remember the whole
after after puck passed there was music videos
there supposedly park saying
shuck shot me in a song
yes I remember we all had our different little theories
this was our first conspiracy theory for a lot of us
this was like the first YouTube video
what he did say that
Tupac did what did he say then
oh it didn't it wasn't it wasn't that
it couldn't have been it couldn't have been
But we were all trying to make something out of this stuff.
And now for the first time he's speaking up and he's going to tell us his side of things.
Will it be the truth?
I don't know.
But it is what Shug recounted in any event.
When it comes to Tupac, we will be heavily interested on what he has to say.
At some point, dude, just, you know, what else?
Come on.
Dude, just let us know.
You know, you know.
Yeah, and he will for the right price.
For the right price.
Because he needs money.
His books.
Yeah.
I think it's this.
I think this is the first, like, thing.
Then it's going to be like a docu-series or like a movie from him.
his perspective. Obviously we've seen like, you know, him show up in different movies, you know,
of like speaking about like the death row times and stuff like that. Like the Tupac one,
a biggie one, the NWA movie. Are you talking about documentaries or movies? Oh, like his character.
Yeah, his character. But I think now it's going to be like from his perspective. After this book,
I think they're going to base like series off of it. There is something very intriguing about him and
something that keeps us interested in what he has to say. We're not just like, ah, be quiet shook.
We're just like, okay, hold on.
What is he going to see?
Even if he just said, I unlocked the door in the car.
Like, it was like, whoa.
Like, that's how compelling content from Shugnard?
I mean, despite whatever the stories may be, he put an ensemble of rappers and one label that created, that curated probably the 90s, 2000s movement of rap music.
All understandable of why he is who he is and just him saying, hey, I'm going to start opening up about the Pax situation.
So the memoir is set to drop August 4th.
They expect a lot of hoopla and drama.
about it. I'm wondering who's going to come out and say what
and the stories he has to tell.
Because I feel like once he starts singing,
oh my God, we're going to learn a lot
about what we thought was the West Coast
and we thought was hip-hop in that era.
Greg, who's the girl that sent you the
gift card? There's a lot
of girls that sent me a place. Yeah, but the one yesterday for coffee
that we're going to get today.
Yeah, you said it yesterday.
You literally said yesterday. You literally said yesterday.
You said yesterday we're going to get coffee with that gift card.
I forgot about the gift card. I just wanted to tell her thank you.
to shout her out.
Yeah, awesome.
They shot her out.
Why would I shout her out?
Because she gave you a give card for coffee yesterday.
She just texted you out of nowhere.
You just shout her out.
Why would I shout her?
You're going to say thank you.
By texting her directly?
Oh, okay.
You should text her and tell her to shut up.
Yeah.
If I know why.
Shut.
All right.
That's the sound of the police.
The petty police.
It's petty.
You're just petty.
I'm being petty.
Petty, petty girl.
Pretty and a pettiest.
Pretty.
Petty as.
Who knew PETA was so petty.
Okay, you know, the animal rights activist group, PETA, is coming after none other than Young Thug.
Now, first of all, I need to know what you guys think of Young Thug's shirt that he popped out with.
All right.
Look at it.
Brownback Mornings 106 on Instagram.
Young Thug is wearing what seems to be the bottom belly.
Of a crocodile?
Ugh.
Okay.
Yes.
So he said, he posted it and he said, is it just me or would everybody spend $25,000 on a tank top?
This was a white tank top with the bottom part of like a crocodile alligator situation.
She's trying to look at that one character.
Oh, it's a character.
Oh, my God.
Oh, stomach.
Stomach.
Yeah, the belly.
Yeah, the belly.
So PETA commented and we know they probably couldn't come after him for.
of course the animal cruelty that is part of making that shirt but they low key used it to clown him so he
said no we wouldn't and either should you when the clothing comes from an animal who was violently
so you could wear this weird banana hammock tank top how do they know that was violent and kill what
about if to just pass it was humanely from old age usually like and then they go and they
research in the ways that they get uh yeah that specific one though just saying it
Peter's always, I know that's that.
Peter is very annoying.
Yeah, no, they are.
Okay.
Well, yes, I think that that comment was really petty of them.
It is.
I don't, yeah, I don't like the young thug tank top either.
I feel like it's like that shocking, like, oh, look what I'm going to spend a ridiculous amount of money on.
I feel like that was so, like, pre-pandemic.
Like, it's like just.
We can't afford to do this.
It's just weird now.
That's like when, like, the little pumps were out and like, look what I just spent money on a stupid thing.
Oh, so.
flexing is like so this this type of flexing like on something that's completely ridiculous
spending yeah it could be like a thing of the past that's just oh and the thing with young
thugs specifically like this is also the person that on an album cover he wore a dress and he saw like
the the the controversy that stemmed from that and just how many eyes were on him not for nothing
but since the whole like i don't know getting out of jail cheating scandal uh leaking thing leaking
leaked audio talking smack about your homies, all of that.
It hasn't seemed to go too well for thug.
Like, people don't want his girl to even take him back for the scientist.
So he's probably like reverting to, you know what?
The way I used to dress up used to like turn eyeballs.
So I'm going to do this.
If you look at the photo, it literally just looks like he put the belly of the
of the alligator or crocodile just straight over his bit.
It doesn't look well even done.
Yeah, yeah.
It was like a danger turtle too.
Okay, that's what I was thinking.
The first time I saw it, I don't even.
even know that was a crocodile tummy I thought it he was trying to play like a ninja turtle
he's doing the dragon ball z vegeta vageda he does the same thing
wageda he has the same thing with the stomach of the looks like a crocodile okay yeah i like the
weird banana hammock tank top all right we will see if the saga continues or what else he pops out
with so that we can for sure talk about him shout to our guy yeah all right let's get into some
scrolling and that was scrolling
You ready for the weather?
Yeah, let's run the weather.
I'm going to see.
Scrolling with the army.
Oh, he's mad.
You know, I'm going to add another thing to this list that women shouldn't do, all right?
There's a girl going viral because she said there's three things that women shouldn't do.
And honestly, I agree with one of them.
Every time I see a girl do this, I'm like, bro, are you my Theo right now?
So we're to start.
Really?
Or Tio.
Thio.
Yeah, we're going to start with.
Are you Theo Vaughn right now?
Are you really serious?
We're going to start with number one right here.
This is what she had to say.
Number one is drinking beer.
It's giving you want to be a man so bad.
He might as well put on a wife beater and sag your pants.
Leave beer to the men.
This must be something you picked up from your dad.
It's pretty good.
It is, actually.
It's our thing.
I agree.
When I see a girl drinking beer and I'm like, I don't even drink beer, bro.
I drink margaritas.
Yeah, well, that says more about you.
A margaritas are fire.
And you want to drink a beer?
Isn't that kind of fruity?
For a man who'd be drinking a mom.
Margarita?
No, it's manly.
I want my girl with a beer in a pack of my burrow legs.
And dipping.
I mean, chelada gets a pass.
That's still a beer, but with like other tomato sauce.
Hot girls drink micheladas.
Well, even the bottleneck beer glasses, to me, I feel like that's a girl thing.
Like if I see Greg with a corona and a lime in it, I'm like, ooh, what you're doing with
that?
That's true.
Because you know the bottle.
That's really good.
It is delicious.
I neck those.
Exactly.
I take that all the back.
The long neck beers are ours.
You're so bright.
We look cute with it.
The clear bottle, the clear glass bottle.
The phone part is putting your tongue and getting the line back out.
Oh my God.
You tried that?
Yes, girl.
Yes, girl.
Wait, so men have to drink out a can.
Yeah.
Yeah, actually.
Well, if we're just, if we're, we are putting who should be doing what.
Yeah, the cans are.
You drink out of a can and when you're done, just crush it on your hands.
But they taste so much worse than a can.
Yeah, they do.
The beer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know.
If we're putting roll stuff out there.
All right.
Reason number two.
Buying and driving a truck.
You really went to a dealership and saw all the cute little SUVs and sedans and you still
decided to go for the F-150?
Women in a truck?
Women shouldn't be driving trucks?
There's women's driving trucks right now.
Listening to us.
I just, every time I see a woman in the truck, again, I just feel like she's going to flick her cigarette out the window.
Oh, my God.
Start a fire.
You're Marlborals.
No, no, no.
No, those are like, I don't know.
Yeah, those got to be like those other ones.
What is it?
Like the Native American Packs?
Oh, the spirits?
The spirits.
What?
The Native American Pax.
Number three.
Some of us in this room might feel attacked right now, right?
wearing sneakers when you're not at the gym
Do you feel a thrill when you're tying up your sneakers
and matching your jays to your top?
You might as well grab a hat to match the fit
and put on some cologne while you're at it.
Yeah, brute.
For wearing sneakers, you got too far.
Women should wear heels every day.
Yeah, yeah.
And men should wear jeans.
Wear your jeans at.
You know I got my jeans.
I got my jeans.
No, no, no, put your jeans on.
Be a man.
No, no, no.
Where's your toolkit?
Be a man.
Well, these are just camouflage.
When I go hunting after this.
What shoes are you wearing right now?
We're both wearing sneakers.
You're wearing sneakers right now, too, Letty?
Bruh.
Why would I wear heels right now?
Why not?
No.
At 4 in the morning?
I don't think so.
We should have like an upscale day here.
Like, an tie.
Oh, I'm down?
I'm down, huh?
I'm down for that.
She also has an honorable mention, which I kind of agree with as well.
Having road rage?
It's just driving.
Slow down.
Why are you in a hurry?
Drive like a lady.
What the hell is?
You drive like a lady.
Yeah.
Don't drive like a lady girls because you'll drive like a lady and they'll be like,
oh my gosh, you drive like such a girl.
The curb came out of nowhere for her.
Oopsie, where'd that happen?
Y'all clown to see the way.
Be who you are, ladies.
Who cares?
That's cute.
And look, at any given time, we could just shut Greg up.
Don't worry about it.
Greg says, what?
It's fine.
Yeah.
No pasa nothing.
Don't you gotta get a cigarette, please?
I don't know.
I got him right here, brother.
You want me to go to your truck to?
Get them.
Yeah, those are my truck.
Yeah.
Hey, can I borrow your jumper cables engine?
Oh, Greg, can I borrow your flower jeans?
Oh.
Hey, can we buy your bedazzle shirt, Vick?
Oh, not for sale.
All right, let's get into weather, you bunch of girls.
All right.
Where is it? Where is it?
Find it.
And now the weather.
Oh, hell my dog.
With concrete storm.
Peritos, it is going down for the weather Wednesday, March 25th, and first we smash to the city of Ontario.
Thank you, Beritos, for bumping Brownback on your stereos.
85 and 61 degrees at night.
Next, we thank all the pitiful in the city of Paris for banging the best station who has more balls than a game of tennis.
89 and 54 degrees at night.
Now we salute our way to the city of Arcadia, who stays bumping us louder than a stadium.
85 and 61 degrees.
Lastly, we cruise the Civic over to the city of Chino.
Brown bag is a best, but you don't hear me, though.
E, no.
He's not right there.
But you don't hear me, though.
But you don't hear me, though.
He's got to add swag to me.
I just didn't laugh.
It didn't land.
Try again, try again.
Because this replays every hour, on the hour on parallel six.
Last week recruse the civic over to the city of Chino.
Brownback is a best, but you don't hear me though.
Aye.
Right there.
Oh, my God.
86 and 59 degrees.
It's going down.
Don't do that.
You reverts to that.
Why is that.
The radio post.
The strip club boys.
Ontario, 85 and 61.
Paris, 89, and 54.
Arcadia, 85 and 61.
Chino, 86 and 59.
Ashley, we're done here.
Let's go smoke a cigarette.
Stoogie.
Stoogie.
You got my money, not?
It's a point of Concou for back morning as a six.
Let's go.
Okay.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your head.
We need a line.
I mean phone line.
We got you for.
The homie help line.
Gerardo needs our help.
Gerardo.
Gerardo hit us up and said,
Hey,
Brownback.
My name is Gerardo,
and I need your help.
I don't know what to do.
My daughter,
La Kimberley,
is getting me so stressed out.
La Kimmer.
La Kimmy cakes.
She's 19,
but still lives with me
and she's in college.
She's going on spring break this weekend
to Rosarito with her friends.
And I thought they were all
girls, but I just found out
her stupid boyfriend
and his friends are going
too. I only
found out because this little boy told me
I'm going to take care of your daughter and Rosarito
Sir. Oh my God.
So dumb.
He thought he was doing something.
Yeah. I want to give him
trust. Like, yeah. Respectful.
He probably like walked up to him straight,
like shook his hand very proper.
Sir, I want to make sure your daughter gets braids
and gets folded like a bread so he did not say that
he did not say that's crazy that is wild so he said
now I'm pissed off because that's not what she said in the first place
when I said she can go I even gave her money to spend
and now I feel like a pen
I used to
I feel like that too sometimes
she said he said I used to go to Rosarita with my friends
and girls all the time back in the days.
I know what happens there,
and I don't want like Kimberly in those situations.
And lost up is legal over there.
Yeah.
Like what?
Like drinking.
You're so right.
Yeah.
I'm drinking.
Um, surfboard.
Yeah.
Surfboard.
Ferfors.
Crenas.
He said,
my wife is saying it's fine.
She has to experience things for herself and we have to trust her.
But how can I when she lied about her boyfriend going?
He said, I want to cancel her trip because she lied, but my wife is saying that's the worst thing I can do.
I'm just going to push her away.
Brown bag, how do I handle this situation without ruining things with my daughter?
They're about to be a poppas and beer together.
Pop us and beer?
I know.
I wonder what's popping in Rosaryto nowadays.
Poppas and beer still.
Really?
This weekend, as a father, I'm pulling up.
Oh, him.
Oh, if you were.
We're both going to take care of my daughter.
Hey, this weekend is Pappas and Beer Fest.
310 Baby's going to be there.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
Make sure Mike Sherman then.
Yeah, it's good.
Oh, she's going to have fun.
You'll see me dressed up as a Policia.
Incognito.
And what if the real Porizia comes at you?
So this weekend?
That's not me, though.
Yeah, Friday is 310 Baby.
Let's see, Saturday.
Saturday is Mike Sherman.
Oh, oh.
That's a crazy one-two combo.
Yeah.
Do they have party music?
The ratchets.
That's the most ratchet of ratchet.
How old is she 19?
19.
Oh, yeah, so that's her era too.
Mike Sherm is her era?
Yeah, that's the younger.
You're about to be 30.
Mike Shermer is your era.
He's...
Yeah, I would say, yeah.
His music...
310 babies for sure.
Her era, yeah.
That Mike Shirm song's been going strong for that.
That's like what?
Would that be like, what, I don't know.
What is it?
5-04 boys from me, or what is it?
No.
No.
His last name is Shurn.
405 boys?
The 118 fellows?
504 boys.
I don't know what would be.
It's a deep cut.
Oh, the equivalent to Mike Sherr?
Oh, too short.
Too short.
310 baby, no.
Oh, Mike Sherry maybe.
Same style of me, like the nastiness.
310 baby would be like J-Quann.
He knows 310 baby.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I'm saying the equivalent of like tipsy.
He likes about Mike Sherman, bro.
Oh, Mike Sherm, okay.
And this is too much combo.
I don't know any of those guys.
Sorry, yes.
Back to this.
How do we help him not.
ruin his relationship with his daughter over this uh you know it was i think the thing is that like
she lied yeah he's like upset about that about the boyfriend part yeah yes because he didn't know and
now he feels he feels dumb he feels dumb because he's like oh wow like the mom knew yeah you know
she did she did yeah she knew the moms though where assuming and maybe i don't know i'm not
i'm wondering where because he said she did he assume she was just going with her friends yeah that's what
what she said? He said that's not what she told me when I said she can go.
What did she tell him?
He said, now I'm pissed that that's not what she said in the first place when I said she could go.
That she was going with her friends.
Oh, like a group of girls.
They're the friend group.
Yeah.
It's a bad place.
My girl has told me crazy stories about her and her friends in Rosaryto.
Her friend Claire got incarcerated while she was out there.
Really?
Yes.
I love how your wife only told you what happened to her friend.
Well, I never asked questions that I want to answer.
I don't know.
It was for helping her.
And where were you?
Oh, never mind, never mind, never.
What were you doing, babe?
I was just in a hotel, I was just in a hotel.
I was sleeping.
I was just thinking about you, babe.
Yeah.
I was in even...
Oh, before your time?
Before my time?
She was manifesting you.
She was manifesting.
You don't stop.
My way to have my father, right?
No, no.
No, no.
No, no.
Okay. So our guy, Herardo, he has a lot of leverage on his side.
This is his house.
Yeah.
Like she did, according to him, she lied to him.
Yeah.
She didn't tell him this was happening.
And so he very well could be like, hey, we're cutting this short because I'm assuming they help fund it.
They help fund the trip.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. So he could just cut all of that off and be like, if you go, you don't have a house to come back to.
He could. He could lay the law down.
Oh, yeah.
Right. Or he could let her go have fun and really.
Or he can be a cool dad and be like, hey, guess what?
Me and your mom are going to go.
We're not going to be in your hair.
Yeah.
Mama, Denip, I was in here, bro.
What's wrong with that?
Keep going.
I would totally love to party with my parents, dog.
I don't know about that one.
What 19-year-old you?
Yeah.
What Puerto Rican Christian?
Oh, with the Puerto Rican Bobby?
Okay, so, like, Lil Vic is 12.
he's going to be 13 this year.
So like in six years, in theory,
he could want to go to Pappas and Beer Fest.
Yeah.
You're fine.
He won't want to go.
Six years from now, I know, probably not.
Not your kid.
He's going to be on Fortnite.
Do they have Pappas and Beer in Fortnite?
They do not.
That'd be awesome.
But, no, but like six years from now, I mean,
I'm still going to be young.
You know, I could see that.
I could see me want to go.
Six years.
You're going to be like 40.
Yeah, so what?
Like, 40 of Pappas and beer.
40 and beer.
Yeah, boy.
I've been to Pappas and beer.
There's 40 plus people there.
No, no, no, because I'm thinking like, because they're all young.
Yeah, because then they're like half your age.
You're going to be that.
Concrete's 40.
I know, but at my age, we could spend now.
We can have a good time.
Yeah, bottle service.
You don't have to be stabbing people to tip or nothing, you know?
Yeah, but if I turn around and my dad's like humping a girl.
And what's wrong with that?
Daddy needs a life to me, huh?
That my dad is married to his wonderful wife.
You're the dad, not my dad.
My dad is very single.
My dad is very single.
Okay.
Now, he's wondering, should I lay down the law, should I just be like, no, no, how do I, like, you're not going?
Or should I just let the reins go?
Because eventually this girl, she's 19.
Yeah.
She is in a quote unquote adult, right?
But she's still living in my house.
So he's very much conflicted.
Dads, what would you do?
All right?
Because mom's saying, let her, like, let her live her life.
Let her get cracked.
If we don't trust her.
Whoa.
If we don't trust her, then these things are going to go awry.
And honestly, who's to say she hasn't been cracked already?
Oh.
Like, Tampokam no say I got.
Yeah.
What time were y'all cracking?
You weren't cracking eggs.
Literally.
Oh, I was laying on.
Let's go to Jenny in Mission Hills.
Like, Jenny.
Jenny.
Jennifer.
What's up, Jenny?
No, not Jennifer.
Not Jennifer.
Okay, sorry.
Jenny.
I only get called Jennifer if I'm in trouble.
All right.
All right.
Jenny.
First of all, let me say shout out to the most amazing brown cast on the radio.
You guys up with us.
You guys give us something to relate to.
So muchissima, thanks.
I really, really do.
Thank you.
Thank you.
What I want to say to Pops is, first thing, is you've got to ask yourself,
why did La Kimberly lie in the first place, right?
What might have happened before between them?
that La C.
Kimberly didn't have the confidence to tell dad
what the real deal was, right?
And this is also an opportunity
for Pops to create
a young adult relationship
with this baby girl, right?
She's 19.
I know that some of it might be that fear
of the de-flowering, if you will,
right?
But Pops has to understand.
Pops has to understand
that it's going to happen.
It's going to happen.
happen, his baby girls maturing. And now dad has a real unique opportunity, which we don't see a lot in our culture, right?
It's for dad to have a conversation. It's going to be uncomfortable. It's going to be difficult.
But he has to have a conversation with her about trust. Miha, what happened? I found out why did you lie to me? What, what was it?
He has to have a talk to her about sex. Miha, let me, let me tell you, I'm nervous about.
this because I was your age and I know what guys do.
No, we have to have these conversations with our young people.
The guys are so uncomfortable right now.
But see, you got to get uncomfortable so that she don't get comfortable in different
positions.
Let me.
Let me.
What the hell, man?
I have no daughters.
They're going to have daughters too.
And I think culturally we, the men, we have to uplift our daughters to understand that it's
okay for them to have a voice.
It's okay for them to experience their womaness and everything that it is, right?
Because the more you have that relationship with your young adults where they know, hey, it may be a little cringe.
It may be difficult.
But I know that I could talk to my pops.
I know because my dad has the levels, if you will, to sit and talk to me and say, miha, this is what I'm worried about.
Meja, this is, you know, you were talking adult things here.
If you're going to go, I want you to be safe.
I don't want you to, you know, get too drunk or come back pregnant.
You know, this is where the responsibility lies with Kimberly.
The responsibility for pops at 19, I know it's hard for us, especially culturally, you know,
but this is, she's coming into her season, right?
She's going to be 20.
She's going to be 21.
She may be heading off to college.
And mom and daughter are going to want for Kimberly to always.
know that that's a safe place when things happen.
As she matures as she gets older, the more she's going to quarantine.
She's going to get a lot.
The more she is going to feel more comfortable coming to dad and mom for these difficult things.
Yeah, that's too mature and answer.
If they keep this all hidden, for example, she ends up pregnant, not in Rosarito,
So, you know, her and the boyfriend have to be sneaking around.
She ends up pregnant.
How is she going to tell her parents that, right?
But if they come to her and real say these are the consequences of those actions.
You were 19.
The ball is in your court.
But us as parents, we want to educate you.
We want to trust you.
And we want you to understand the consequences because we can't walk hand in hand with our kids as they go to
as they go to a race, as they travel, whatever.
it is big too.
We can't.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate your input so much.
That's a mature answer.
That is Jennifer right there.
Can you guys do some time to talk?
That's Jennifer right there.
You guys better get something off her chest
first guys, please.
Why did she want to shorten her name
if she wanted to elongate her answer?
Bigger!
You all are so chasing.
No, the point is
that I...
What did you get from the combo?
Communication rules.
No masturbation.
No masturbation.
No masturbation.
No, that was good.
No, please.
Please masturbation.
No, no.
Just stop with everything you're saying.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
She made a lot of sense.
Everything.
Everything she said was.
And I would be proud of Kimberly.
She's in the last year before she can be called teen mom.
Like she's went a long.
way. Like, when I became a team mom at 18, I thought I was doing something. Because I was like,
at least it wasn't 15. You're still team mom.
At least it wasn't 15. You're really? No, I'm serious.
She got a 20 right around the corner. You're fine. Then you're an adult mom. See?
They don't put you in the same category.
No. You're judging me? Christian. No, I've seen this movie before.
It's a good one. You come out on top. Let's go. All right. All right, let's get to the next
caller. We are trying to decide for Herardo, who is the pops of his 19 year old.
flower.
That has all her petals.
Perfect.
None of them have been moved an inch.
No.
Okay?
None of them.
Or five.
None.
All right.
Hasn't even been soaked in water.
Just there.
No.
No.
No.
Stop.
Very nice.
Untouched.
That was a Mormon joke if you didn't get it.
All right.
So.
So.
So.
So.
She is going to Rosarito
with her homegirls and her
boyfriend.
Her boyfriend told her dad.
I'm going to take care of your daughter.
Don't worry.
about it. And now her dad's tripping.
Like, I didn't know
he was going. She's just 19.
Why are they even going to Rosarito? Like,
first of all, that should have been your red flag.
Yeah, why Rosarito? All of the, yeah.
But she's going out there
and he wants to know, should I lay down the law
and say, no, you can't go?
Or should I let her
go? Should I, quote, unquote, trust her.
All right? Let's go
to Freddie in San Fernando.
What's up, Freddie?
What's up, Brown Bay? Good morning.
What are, Freddie?
So check this out. I had the same story happen to me. I was a young kid asking my, well, she's my wife now, asking her dad, you know, can I take her out to a family can singera Mexicali? And you know what happened? I got pregnant.
Oh, she got cracked. You cracked her. I was cracking. Question. Was that the first time you cracked her or were you cracking her in the States too?
Oh, I was already cracking her in the States.
Oh, but it happened.
You should have known.
And you're with her.
That's your wife now, right?
That's my wife now to see me.
Kylie said there's no parents around.
It was not stopped.
That's why he got extra crack in.
And that's what caused the pregnancy.
And that's why she shouldn't go to Mexicali, but Rosarito and Mexicali, two different things, bro.
No, it's the same cracking.
No, it's not.
It's different vibes.
I never been to Mexical.
I love Mexicali.
Mexicali is not like Rosarito.
Okay.
Anybody else been to Mexicali?
No.
I've been.
Right?
Ramona,
Mexicali is not like Rosarito.
No, Rosarino is literally like,
you're going there to party.
Mexicali?
No.
You're going there to do it like the animals do it.
I don't know.
I love Mexicali and calyxico and all of that vibes.
But okay, where's he at?
Where's he at?
Freddie.
Yeah.
And how'd you tell her parents?
How was her dad about you?
I had to wait like three months,
you know, right before she started showing.
Oh, my God.
To tell him.
How old were you?
How old were you guys?
I was 21.
She was 23.
Okay.
Yeah.
Hello.
The hello.
They were young still.
Foo!
They're young still.
It's still young.
Foo.
Yeah, it's young still.
Yeah, I was 29.
She was 27.
That's crazy, dog.
Hey, why were you in Mexicali?
Was a 15?
It was a family 15th, and I told her parents that my mom was going.
Wait, how long were you dating her before?
Probably about two years.
Oh, they were in the girl.
They were stable.
Yes, I love it.
I love it.
What happens in Mexicali comes back?
I thought he was going to say, we were 16, 17.
Oh, little, little?
No, no, no, no, no.
All right, let's go to Rose and your Belinda.
Rose, what a name.
What's up, Rose?
Good morning.
Rose, you're 19 years old?
No, my daughter was.
Your daughter?
was okay my daughter's 18 for her 18 birthday she wanted to go to rosarito and i said yeah of course
you know i'm gonna take you well they all her friends wanted me to go too um oh you like the young
cool mom yeah she's the cool mom i'm young at heart yes yeah young and that because they want to get fed
they're gonna be drawn they want to get fed so we rented the air bambi okay and i went
because I wanted to make sure my daughter would be safe.
What?
Make things you have big boobs.
Do you have big boobs?
I'm okay.
What if I asked?
Jordan, Biggerald.
I didn't say anything.
Oh, no worry.
We had the video.
He still didn't say.
There's video, dude.
You can't even lie.
I didn't say a word.
How about that?
He was making arms in front of himself.
Making gestures.
Thanks, Rose.
Thanks for just talking.
He basically wanted to say dinner.
She shut us.
Go, but give him their space.
She can't go.
He's all red now?
Oh, man.
Yeah, because he's in trouble.
Oh, wow.
How long is it delay?
Robert.
Robert, Yuma, Arizona.
What's our Robert?
Yuma.
Yo, yo.
Yo, yo.
Hey, what's going on over there in Yuma, Arizona?
How is it today?
Buenos days, Buenos Aires.
From back.
Jola, Robert.
I don't even know where you were at.
I met you guys at your guys' live show.
I saw Concrete out there in Yuma, too.
Shout out concrete.
Nice.
Oh, nice.
Let's go, Yuma.
All right.
What would you tell Herrera?
He wants to know if he should let his 19-year-old go to Rosarito with her man and the
Hong girls or stay home.
Talk about it.
Talk about it.
Tell us why.
Hell not.
Leave her at home.
You don't want.
Hey.
You don't want her over there.
You don't want her over there.
If he wants to find out what they do, tell them to go on Snapchat.
Add papas and beer and he'll know what they're doing out there.
He already knows.
That's what he was doing back in the day.
He knows.
He knows. But he already let her go and gave her money.
Oh, heck no.
No, no.
Take it back.
Take it back?
Robert, what time is it in Yuma right now?
Only now we're ahead.
Right now we're at the same time.
But hey, shout out to my truckers.
Because right now I'm in New Mexico.
Hey, cheers.
Geeer trucker.
Oh, truck driver.
Truck driver.
hub?
You've been a papas and beer?
Yeah.
I haven't been there.
I haven't been there.
But I mean, I mean, as Duno, he knows what's up.
Oh, my little Dunozzi.
Ta-a-mido.
Okay, thank you, Robert.
Yeah, so there you go.
Trust your daughter.
I think he's afraid that she is him.
Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah.
That she's her.
That Kim is just like Herrardo.
She's daddy's daughter.
Because he's like, I used to get it cracking back in day.
If she's anything like me.
And then he sees it because she's the one that wants to go.
Yeah.
It's not like her friends are inviting her.
She's like, no, I want to go.
Let her be.
Let her have the time of her life.
Be safe.
Yeah, you know what?
Give her a pack of cigarettes.
Let her borrow your truck.
Put a chastity bell on her.
Okay.
I wanted to shout out all the medical students.
Have you guys seen these posts that say like it's like a paper and a medical student is holding it up?
and they're saying it says I matched.
Have you seen that?
No.
No.
So it's happened, I guess it happened last Friday.
And I was seeing it on my feet and I was like, what did they match for what?
Match.com was going on.
Yeah.
You all are really young.
What's you doing?
But no, apparently match day is an annual nationwide event held on the third Friday of March where
fourth year medical students learn where they're going to train for their residency.
It's just like, hey, I matched with a hospital.
I matched in a certain like area that I wanted to like.
in a clinic or something.
So I want to just big up to all of the kids that I saw that were matching to different
residences and all of that because that's a big step for what they're doing.
Very good.
That's up.
You know the fools in medicine bros?
Yeah.
Like they were talking about match because one of them was like I didn't sign up to match.
I'm going to keep this next year going for myself or whatever.
But shout out to everybody that matched.
And I was like, what the heck is matched?
That's cool.
It's a little thing that's going on.
And you know, not for nothing.
A lot of medical students are black and brown and we appreciate.
you and everything that you do for everyone.
Also, a lot of medical students
are the Filipino homies and home girls?
Yes, they are.
True.
Indians, too, man.
Yeah, everyone that's medical students.
Why did I put an ethnicity on it?
I'm sorry.
Everybody, everybody.
But, no, it is true.
My cousin, she's a doctor,
and she married a nice Filipino man,
who's also a doctor.
Oh, doctor and doctor.
Yeah.
That's cool.
Dr. Joseph.
Joseph.
He didn't really...
What?
No, I said he said it really good.
Go ahead.
Jotep.
Okay.
That's what Lathy said.
Thank you, Andrew.
Yeah, I got that from Joe Koi.
Yeah, from Joe Khoon.
Shout Joe Koy out.
Yeah, what's up, Joe?
What up, Joe?
We'd love to have you over here, buddy.
Yeah.
We would.
Let's have you come to down.
Talk to your friends over here.
All right.
Anyway, yes, shout out to all of the medical students
that matched on match day.
I appreciate you guys, and I know that you're going to do great things with your life.
All right.
Now, not to pay farm tickets.
Yeah.
We got your four pack of tickets to go and enjoy the Boysenberry Festival going down in Knots, at Knott's.
All right, so we got Julio and San Bernardino going for you, Khan.
He believes in you.
Julio!
Yes.
Julio, Khan's going to be one of your neighbors soon.
Anthony and West Covina.
No, in San Bernardino.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, you sat there yesterday.
You can't wait.
Anthony and West Covina is going for big
Mr. Maricella and Inglewood.
Greg.
Nice.
I'm going to, I don't want to mess up your name.
What's up?
What's a person?
You're from Carson?
Let me butcher it.
Yeah, Nettes.
Nites.
Nettes.
Nettes?
No.
Nettes.
Yeah.
Nettes.
Nettes.
Tess.
Tess.
Yeah.
Tess.
Nites.
Nitesh.
Nitesh.
Nitesh is going for you, Angie.
Oh, cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Say it.
Natash.
Natesh.
No, Netesh.
Big of Nitesh.
Nitech.
Nitech.
What does your name mean?
It's a really nice name.
Unique.
I don't know.
Very good.
No idea.
They just named you that and you're like, okay.
No, he said it means I don't know.
Oh, got it.
Nittash.
Ni Teh.
No.
That's good, bro.
All right, so each one of you is going to play.
Again, we're doing the subject, and you guys are going to roll it around.
Who won yesterday?
Greg.
I did win.
You did win.
So we're going to start with you, my friend.
All right.
I was Rob.
No, stop.
Chocolate Twinkies are real.
I won, but my girl hung up.
You did send that in the group chat, the chocolate twinkies.
A chocolate twinkie is different than a chocolate covered twinkie.
Okay.
Oh.
That's true.
It is.
That's very true.
Holatix.
Oh, okay.
Although, we did give anti-ch chocolate milk.
Anyway.
Like,
Politics.
All right.
Greg,
we're going to start with you,
okay, brother?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right,
and you know knots.
There's Peanuts characters in there.
Yes.
All right.
Peanut is a nut.
Peanut is a nut.
Yeah.
Go ahead and name me some nuts.
Almond.
Okay.
Vic.
Macadamia.
Magadam.
Yep.
Cachews.
Yep.
Concrete.
What?
You're wasting time.
Say a nut.
Oh, well.
Three, two.
Why are you looking at me?
All right, concrete's out.
Concrete's out.
All right.
You can't even think about it.
All right.
Greg, go ahead.
Coconuts.
Ooh, I don't, is that a...
What?
No.
Come on.
That's a nut.
It's on my list.
I was going to say seeds then.
With seeds, like a seed.
No, we're asking for nuts.
All right.
Chestnuts.
Yeah.
Wannuts.
Yep.
Roast nuts.
What?
Roast nuts.
What is a roast nut?
Look it up.
No.
You mean roasted peanuts?
Well, he has them all on his.
Yeah.
Wait, you're looking it up.
I'm not.
I'll give you the answer.
Yeah, that's just the way you can cook them.
That's a type of nut.
No, he's not.
It's a peanut roasted.
Oh, my good.
Pistachios.
Yes, good.
Angie.
Peanuts?
Yep.
Okay.
Pine nuts.
What?
Yeah.
What?
We're getting down to the wire, by the way.
Cornuts.
That's not a, that's a product.
I would take it.
Ramona, it's up to you.
Politics.
A corn is, a nut.
But I like the corn nuts.
That's a corn kennel.
That's a corn kennel.
I feel like if we took coconut.
A corn kennel?
Yeah.
That is a corn kennel.
Okay.
Okay, but a coconut?
I win.
It's actually.
And roasted nuts is actually.
Oh, no.
You only win if you can tell me another nut.
Yeah.
That's what we've been doing every day.
How about...
Human nuts.
Walnuts.
You said walnuts.
I said it.
I said it.
When did you say walnuts?
When did you say walnuts?
The first time.
Looks like another round.
Brazil nuts.
How about that?
No, it looks like another round.
Another round.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Yeah, we're all in it again, guys.
We're all in it.
And just the rules have always been.
You don't win.
And even if the other.
person is out.
Yeah.
Can you do numbers or colors?
Okay.
We are trying to win tickets to go to Knottesbury Farm for someone.
All right?
You each have a caller on the line.
Yes.
We're going to start it again.
Vic, you will start this time.
Okay.
Okay.
Peanuts character, there's someone named peppermint, Patty.
Peppermint is an herb.
Go ahead and tell me different herbs.
Gensing.
Is ginsing an herb?
Isn't that a root?
Yeah
That's a tea, buddy
Huh
How do you spell that?
Gensin
Ginsenging
Gensing is not an herb
No
No
I think it
Yes, ginseng is
considered a medicinal herb
Yes
That was a
Wow
Wow
Manzanilla
Camamil
Is camomil
Is that is it
You guys are
You guys are naming tea
I don't know
Is manzanilla in Spanish
Okay
Chill chill chill chill chill
I'm on I here
Leave me hanging.
All right.
Come in me, I use an herb.
Yerba when?
So in English, I was going to use that one.
In English, that's mint.
Yes.
Good herb.
Good herb.
Marijuana.
Is marijuana an herb?
I don't think so.
Give it easier words.
That would be your herb, right?
Yes, cannabis, weed is classified botanically as an annual.
We're talking herbs and spices, right?
I don't know.
I'm confusion right now.
Oh, clothes.
Clothes.
I'm freaking Googling everything.
I want to come on.
It has to me, yeah.
I don't even know what that is.
No.
Clubs are technically classified as a spice.
You're out of me.
All right, Angie, go.
I'm very known in this game.
Didn't this will say ginger?
Yeah, that's a root.
Yeah, you said, ginseng.
The same thing, isn't it?
I don't know.
I'm just naming.
I hate it.
Hardest game ever.
Nobody knows.
Ginger is considered an herbal medicine and a spice.
So both.
Different topic.
Oh, come on.
Canela.
Canna is a spice?
No, cinnamon is a spice.
Can we do a different topic?
Canela is a spice dog?
Different topic.
Yes, I'm not going to do a different topic.
What herbs and spices, it's in the same family.
Cinnamon is a spice.
You're out.
It's in the same family, dog.
All right.
I'm saying my herbs.
Go.
Herbalife.
G.
Herbal.
No, you're out.
You're out.
All right, Angie, if you can name me an herb, you win.
Dandelion?
Dandelion.
What the hell is that?
No.
You're just thinking of all the T's in your cabinet.
Yes.
The dandelion is a perennial herb.
Let's go.
Politics.
I googled each one of them, so let's Google is the politician.
That means Nitesh and Carson.
Natesh.
Congratulations.
You're going to go to nuts.
It took us a while, but we got there.
Yeah, we got there.
Thank you.
There we go.
Very exciting.
Natasha is also an herb.
Google it.
This is really hard.
That was so tough.
Yeah, give us colors and numbers.
Might as well do trigonometry.
Rocks.
Types of rocks.
Settlementary.
Zooler, come here?
Now what's going on?
Cheese, me.
With Angie
Okay, you guys, it is
the 20 year anniversary of
Hannah Montana.
Same girl, Sam, I don't, I'm like,
I don't know, I had to ask Greg for help
because I'm like, I don't know the intro.
You know the intro to the?
But apparently it's...
I love Hannah Montana.
Yeah.
Fun fact, Taylor Swift wrote that song.
It's crazy.
Wow.
Yeah, she did admit to it yesterday.
Okay, T-Tay.
So in honor of that, right,
Starbucks decided to drop.
a drink after Hannah Montana, but the only thing is that if Hannah Montana actually tries this drink, she's going to puke.
Uh-oh, why?
So apparently it's called Hannah's Secret Pop Star Refresher on Starbucks Secret menu, right?
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
And so it has strawberry asaii refresher.
And then it has raspberry cold foam and two pumps of raspberry syrup.
Now, if you're a big Miley Cyrus fan or a Hannah Montana fan, apparently there's an episode where she's like saying she cannot have any raspberry.
because it'll make her want to puke this part.
B raspberries, that's it.
That's what's been making me sick.
Wow.
Brow up all the ingredients.
I know.
Brassberry.
You choose the one that ironically she hates.
That made her puke.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And she admitted to it.
So a lot of people or a lot of fans are going to go.
Backlash to Starbucks.
To Starbucks.
How can you make this honorer drink for her and you're using the ingredient she hates?
Exactly.
So many other berries you could use.
That part.
Strawberry, blackberry, whatever.
Well, it's a strawberry assayee, well, so it's like, might as well, or not bowl.
Refresh.
Refresure.
Yeah.
You might as well use strawberry.
Just stick to that.
It's a refresher.
Yeah, but I mean, Starbucks did reply and says, we are well, we are no, we do know about the episode.
And the fictional pop star over it came, quote unquote, her dislike of raspberries.
Where's that episode at?
I know.
I could not find it.
Is that a secret episode for their secret menu?
Yeah.
I could not find it.
You guys.
That's super gas lighting.
Literally.
Yeah.
Instead of me like, damn, we'll mess up.
No, no.
You guys.
No.
She got over it.
Literally, they could have said, oh, we're just doing it ironically, guys.
Get it, you know?
Like it's a joke type of thing?
Yeah, now they're making us, like, feel crazy.
How does Vicky feel about this?
Well, you know, I'm just glad they did something for the Hannaversory.
Oh, my God.
That was good.
Haniversary.
The Hannaversary.
That's what they were calling it?
Yeah, it's the anniversary.
Yeah.
You watched it last night, huh?
I did.
No, not in the night.
As soon as I left here.
His girl is a very big Hanna Montana.
specifically the fictional character fans.
Yes, my little sister too.
And they listen to the soundtrack and Vicks Tesla.
Yeah, all the time.
You guys are listening to this?
Yeah.
Well, usually, yeah, I usually do listen to the climb.
You know, that's more my thing.
Oh, that's a banger.
That's a banger.
All right, all right.
All right.
What were you guys saying about what's girly and what's manly?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah.
Oh, true.
Had a Montana is for the people, okay?
Oh, my God.
All right, that's it for Cheezmation.
and brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers.
I'm Angie from Brownback Morning.
Yeah, you are.
You are hurt.
I'm part 106.
All right.
If it's hip pop, you know let these on.
There I go.
Rep.
Let these set go.
All right.
Big up to Jay Cole for doing an interview with everybody but his home girl and he's known forever.
I know.
How do you tell about that?
I feel about that.
I feel fine.
I feel fine.
I love that for him because he's on these really cool podcast that have a trillion views.
We need to be for the people for anymore.
Do they?
Yeah.
Yeah, he does.
He was with that one.
Cameron, you love Cameron.
I do.
Yeah.
We're not going to hate on them.
I'm not, but we're dope too.
Anyways, Jay Cole has been doing interviews.
He's on an interview run.
I love to see it for him.
So excited.
Very happy.
But in it, he talked about hearing like that for the first time.
Let me take you back in time a little bit.
Like that is the song where basically Kendrick put it on the table.
All right, y'all coming at me at first person shooter, it's up.
It's up and it's stuck.
Matter of fact, I'm going to hit you.
you guys like this.
I think I won't drop the location.
I still got PTSD.
Motherf-the-Bitre.
It's just big me.
Boom.
Such a great song.
It is.
It is.
We all remember listening for the first time.
I remember hearing it here on power and it was just mind-blowing.
Like, bro, this guy really came out.
Hard beat.
And this guy really came out and said, what is chess?
Like, hey, all right, y'all want to talk subliminals?
Let's go.
Yep.
All right.
Now, J. Cole is letting people know what he initially thought.
of the verse.
And honestly, it's going to surprise you.
My first reaction is,
that's hard.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's a hard-ass verse,
undeniable.
The beat crazy,
the song is ill,
and I'm like,
he went,
you know,
he went crazy.
That's my first reaction.
Because I don't know what.
My second reaction is,
not now,
nah.
Right.
My second reaction is like,
like,
it's no,
this is inconvenient.
Right.
For me.
I have never heard of someone,
talk about hearing their diss song for the first time and being like, I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
It's so hard.
You went in.
You know what I'm saying?
That was his first reaction?
100% he's a certified non-hater.
He's not.
Because his first reaction was to show love and not be like, oh, I think it's going.
It's a diss to you.
It is.
He brings a first person shooter.
He talks about you and Drake and how y'all kissing on stage or whatever.
Not like that.
Not on those words, theoretically.
And then he says, Mother F the Big Three is just.
Big Me.
I just thought that was so great.
I thought that was very awesome.
This was hard.
Who was he talking about?
You know what I'm saying?
Like it's like,
oh wait,
he's talking about me?
My second.
He said his second emotion was not now, bro.
I just got off tour with Drake.
I'm setting up for my album.
Matter of fact,
you're on the album because Fallup was initially going to be on this project in two songs.
And now he's got to shuffle around everything.
But, you know,
he loved that for Kendrick.
So we can listen to it again.
Wow.
Such as the board of rapper.
I like that he's honest, though.
I like that J.
He's a fan of the music.
Yeah.
All right.
Look, if you're a fan of the music, we got your tickets right now, right now.
We got Jesse and Fontana.
What's up, Jesse?
Jesse.
Hello.
Hi, Jesse.
Hello.
Morning, Brahebag.
Jesse.
We have Kanye tickets.
Are you ready to play for them?
Let's do it.
All right.
Kanye is going to be April 1st at SoFi Stadium.
You will be there too if you can guess this song correctly.
I'm going to play it in reverse.
Are you ready, my friend?
Let's hear it.
What song is that?
What song is that?
I'm scared.
Lamborghini mercy.
Yo, chick she's so thirsty.
Hey!
Okay.
Lamborghini mercy.
My friend, you are going to go see Kanye.
Wow.
Congratulations.
Enjoy that, bro.
Enjoy that.
I love that song.
We got to play that next.
Yes, great something.
That makes money.
Move.
That makes money move.
I even suck to be a man sometimes, bro.
Uh, how much cash you got in your pocket right now, Greg?
Cash, none.
You have no cash?
In my pockets, no.
Not a man.
Con, how much cash you got on your pocket?
I probably usually, usually try to carry-
No, no, no, right now.
Oh, right now?
For six dollars.
Six, I've been, I've anything on my-
Oh, okay.
Digging those jeans.
In those jeans!
Okay, Coach Wallet.
M-o.
One.
Well, I like to sound of cash.
Two.
Count it
Count it up
Count it up
Count it up
Oh let's start
One two
Three
Five
Seven
Five six
Eighth
Five six
Nine dollars
Hala for nine dollars
Why is one rolled up for
That's for my bumps
Nine bucks
Nine bucks
Nine bucks
Two cents
All right Victor
I have a two dollar bill
Oh it's for
Oh I have that one too
That one does think
That one does think
That one does think
That one does think
It's a girl thing.
Yeah, I have it.
No, it's a human thing.
Yeah.
So I got $11.
Oh, $11.
Oh, let me see you, Vic.
Let me see what you got.
Let me see it.
You got a show.
Ooh, that's a lucky $2 bill right there.
So I got $11.
Your wallet should just be right there.
All right.
Okay, boom.
$2.
$2.
Hall of for $2.
Hold on.
Do I have a secret stash in here maybe?
Probably not.
I generally like to carry at least, typically,
a couple hundred bucks.
A least $100.
Okay.
What about you?
I hate carrying cash.
The $2?
Nothing?
I can't grab it.
It's like stuck right here.
Oh, you can't grab it.
It's not to flex or nothing, but sometimes it's just kind of like, you may go somewhere where you need cash.
Right, show, sure, sure, because that's the story, my friend.
That's the story, right, my friend.
Right now, according to this streamer, none of you are men, or at least real men.
Because you are not carrying the sufficient amount of cash that a man should be carrying at all times.
Check this out.
This is a streamer named Flames.
If you're a man.
and you don't at least have a minimum of $500 cash every time in your wallet.
Are you even a man?
As a man to be well carried and well monitored financially,
you must always obtain and carry cash with you as you never know
when an uninterrupted emergency can occur at any given time.
And you must be ready to interact and disarm and defuse the situation.
500 minimum.
And I stand on that.
Minimum.
What?
Why did he say disarm like that?
I don't know.
He's reading a book.
I guess it's a man book.
Well, buddy, where I go, they don't accept cash.
Where do you go?
Cashless places.
Like?
Okay.
No, but I get what he means and he means what you said too.
Like, should something happen?
Should you need cash in a bind?
Maybe the parking only takes cash or maybe, I don't know, a Rosario cop stops you and you got to pay him out.
Oh, true.
If you want to disarm the situation, you need at least 500 cash on you.
It's 2026.
Everybody should take card.
I was going to say at least $200 bucks.
The scammer cops?
200 is around there.
I'm cool with $2.250, whatever.
That's 500.
That's a lot, huh?
That's a lot.
I don't even carry debit card on me.
I actually Apple pay everything.
Oh, that's, that's dangerous.
Yeah, me too, girl.
Extremely dangerous.
According to him, y'all not real men, it's not a me thing.
I get it.
The 500 is excessive, but yeah, I mean, I get what he's saying.
I should not be caught slipping like this.
This guy flames, by the way, he used to be like a pro boxing trainer.
Oh, really?
He famously trained Chavez Jr.
And even gave him a bump while in his corner.
Like, this is all.
They were like, hey, what's happening, you know?
So he knows what a run man according to him is.
I should, never mind.
We should not be taking any advice from this guy.
He trains Chavez Jr.
No, he trained Chavez Jr.
Chavez Jr.
Put the bottle to cover the nose, like the water bottle, and then on the side game with a little bum stuff.
No way.
Didn't he admit to it, too, Jose?
That's great.
Yeah.
Like, he kind of cold convict.
that no, it wasn't smelling salts. It was other type of thing.
Yeah. So he's a trainer of a number one loser of all
time is crazy. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
But he has $500 in his wallet.
Yeah. Flames is a really known streamer. Everybody always quotes him all the time.
He's like, I like that. Or the, I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy, pa.
That's what he says. For real? Yeah, it's funny.
Okay.
You know what? Your, your attitude right now is low-income activities, pa.
Is that way?
Is that?
Low income activities, that's good.
He's probably the richest one in this room.
He's actually.
What do you mean low income activities?
You need low income activities in order to stay rich, is what I'm saying.
Yeah, I'd be so low-key.
Luke, I'll dull it.
I don't have anything.
They don't have anything.
Okay, all right.
Well, yes, that was Money Moves.
Brought to you by your Toyota dealers.
I'm Letty from Balmank Mornings.
I'm Paro 10.
Let's get into Studio.
Hell of Studio's, what's 9 plus 10?
Turn your life?
Look at this, studio.
Perritos, the tables have definitely turned out because a recent study shows that screen time for
older adults has been increasing lately.
It's true, my dad, my mom.
You?
She's getting into it with people on Instagram.
It's crazy.
It says that 58% says it helps them feel connected.
Older people?
Older people.
Above the ages of 50 and above.
Okay.
54% feel up to date.
39% feel more educated and 36% say,
boost their mood.
So they're having this whole thing now where all our parents and the elderly, like, they've got it.
Before, what is this phone?
It's not even, it's not dialing the numbers.
Now they understand it.
But they're as stuck on phones like a toddler.
Like, you know, like toddlers are stuck on cocoa melon or YouTube.
Now you're going to see your parents on that same tip because they got, they understand the phone now.
Are they going to get cranky when you take it away from them too or what?
All of that is happening.
Yeah, but my dad, he, yeah.
He believes everything he sees.
He'd be sending me crazy AI AI videos.
I'm like, Dad.
Look, no more.
Looker no more, this.
Yeah.
Not real, Dad.
That's a scene from Hancock.
Yeah, like, dude, he believes everything he sees.
I'm like, Dad, that's not real, dude.
That's not real.
That's not me, dog.
That's not me, dog.
What about you guys?
Your parents on it?
Honestly, my mom isn't, but my dad's thought,
stuck on YouTube shorts.
He'll be scrolling and scrolling
and he's watching him.
All the time.
What content?
It'll be AI videos and he falls for it
and then Mexico News again, AI videos.
Oh my dad too.
The government of Mexico.
Oh my God.
Look what's what's happening in Tepeakee,
look just.
My dad.
You're his mother.
For that we're coming.
And what is they like?
Chupa Cabra sightings?
They're like crazy video.
My dad is like, like.
Just so mortified
What's what's
What's going to be
Yeah
And what's
You know what?
Yeah
Dude
That
What about you
Greg?
My parents
They don't even
Talk to each other
That's all they do
It's just look at their
phones
And they're sitting in the
living room
Full blast
Like not alone
Oh my god
Full blast full volume
I hear
Corkry
Hey who we're gonna sacrifice
And my
That's funny
My mom
Watches like
The Fake Novela AI
videos on TikTok
She watches those all day
Those come in parts too
So you have the car one
Yeah
No it's your baby
It's your man
Keep scrolling for part four
Yeah
My mom sends me
A conspiracy theory videos at 3am
So you guys don't have it as bad as me
Yeah
Like what conspiracy
Be careful meho
The industry's out to get you
The industry
You said her mom
I'm the industry
My son you're in the
Amor
Yeah te shioen al-a-o
What?
Yeah
Yeah
Ramona, your mom too, when TikTok was banned, your mom was...
Oh, she was sad.
She was worried.
She was, what I'm like,
You know, like, you're gonna do.
Put your mom.
Yeah, for sure.
That's what they would tell us before.
No.
Okay.
My dad still no.
No?
No?
No.
But yesterday I did catch him, like, talking to a lady.
And I was like, oh, my God.
Yes.
Like, he's still old-school tugging.
Like, he's using the phone to sweet talk.
He told a lady yesterday, like,
oh yeah i'll go visit you tomorrow if you don't get in trouble
or will you get in trouble oh no oh my god
i will visit you yeah he did that he did that one
he's in english she has a man he's in english yes oh he's going to spunk you my love
i would yeah i will spunk you i spank you start like my dad
you could spank me too no i'm a Mickey man
Not to not to go
No, yeah
I guess
I know
All right
Yeah
Check on your older folks
In their phone usage
Okay
Forget
Your dad
That the monos
All old
On the phone
Yeah we're gonna pose
We're gonna pose it
We're gonna pose it with
All right
That was studios
Full Stay Studios
My friends
Shoot the J
Shoot it
Playball
I gotta tell you guys
About the next
Great Mexican
NBA star
Oh, okay.
All right.
His name is Karim Lopez.
Karim Lopez, right?
He's 18, and he's a projected lottery pick in the NBA draft.
That means he's going top 14, more than likely.
But I call him Karim Al-Pastor Jabar, all right, because he's coming to the Lakers.
My prediction, you heard it here first.
Wait.
Hold on.
So he's not even a Laker yet.
He's not even, I think here.
He's a prospect.
He's a prospect, okay?
He's a prospect.
He's actually from Hermosio Sonora.
And when he's drafted, he's going to be the first.
first Mexican-born player to be drafted in the first round, and the Lakers are seriously
interested in him.
Yeah, he's already a pro, actually, so he plays for the New Zealand breakers.
Wow, so he's not even in Mexico right now.
No, no, he actually left Mexico at 14 to go play in Spain for, what is it, the Hoventud Badalona.
It's a professional team out there.
The Juventus, yeah.
Yeah, and so he's been playing out there, and he's a great prospect.
He has a 7-1 wingspan.
He's 6-9, and he's 2-25.
He's like, he's huge.
Montezuma's back.
Exactly.
But yeah, the Lakers need somebody exactly like him, especially he plays forward.
LeBron is leaving.
They need a forward.
Reportedly, allegedly, LeBron is leaving.
I mean, yeah, but everybody's like talking about.
No one wants him here.
Everybody's, yeah.
Our clip went viral.
Exactly.
The fire and get out of here.
So the Lakers need a forward.
They're going to be drafting in the first round.
They only have to move up like 10 spots to get them.
And I think they're going to do it because the last time they had a Kareem on their team.
They went to the finals.
And the last time before that.
Before that, they had another one.
They had Karim Rush and they went to the finals.
And before that, Kareem Abdul-Jabar.
Wow.
It's legacy.
It's legacy.
What's his last name?
Lopez.
Oh, Lopez.
Lager, Lopez?
You would thrive here.
Oh, my God.
Oh, those jerseys would be gone.
Yeah, they're going to be flying off the shelves.
That's fast.
That's really fast.
That's great.
So you heard it here first.
Lakers are going to draft Kareem Al-A-Pastor Jabar,
a.k.a. Karim Lopez.
According to you.
According to me,
who I always call things early
and I'm right.
And then they're gonna have youngness.
They're saying it online.
Vic is just repeating.
And he didn't make up that al-Posto either.
That was the comment.
No, that was me.
No, I started in the comment.
It was one of the pin comments in the post.
I didn't see it.
I don't read comments.
Of course you didn't see it.
I don't read comments.
You're in our comments.
Always fighting with people.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't even know.
I don't even go online.
Kareem al-Past.
I don't even go online.
That's for old people.
That's for old people.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
