Brown Bag Mornings - 3/26/26 Pikachu Evolved Into... a Threesome? 👀 | Brown Bag Mornings

Episode Date: March 26, 2026

The crew attempts to navigate a messy Homie Helpline where a friendship is evolving "like a Pokémon" into a threesome invitation, leading the crew to debate the rules of being a unicorn. Between the relationship drama, the squad roasts Shaq for his supposedly "AI-generated" leaked DMs to Sabrina Carpenter and investigates why Whittier is using "Wall-E" robots to scan for sidewalk cracks. [Edited by @iamdyre 👁️] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Whittier's sidewalk scanning robots (4:48) Chisme: Cardi B's booty reduction backpedal (7:45) Petty Police: Howie Mandel's grumpy 70th birthday (11:12) Scrolling: Concrete's 'Chairman' movie trailer debut (13:48) The Weather W/ Concrete! (15:13) Elysian Park W/ Greg! (17:07) Homie Helpline: Tammy's friendship-to-threesome dilemma (43:24) Elysian Park update (53:40) Ye Tix! (55:12) Chisme: Shaq's freaky Sabrina Carpenter DM's (59:53) Don't You Know I'm Local: Greg @ Elysian Park (1:02:30) Money Moves: app addiction (1:06:31) Studious Foo: texting "okie" to calm anxiety (1:09:41) Play Ball: Luka breaks Kobe's Laker records Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Before the episode starts, leave a like, drop a comment, leave a review, and yeah, subscribe so you don't miss any roundbag mornings. This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Whittier, where the girls are prettier and the robots are issier. Hey, Wittier just got hooked up with about six new robots. And Greg, you actually saw one driving around your neighborhood. I saw like three of them around my neighborhood.

Wow, and there's literally only six roaming around the streets of Whittier. They are sent to your block for a reason. I don't know why. I feel like I'm being watched by them. You are. I went over too. So these robots are very different than what we've seen around downtown L.A. where it's like the delivery robots.

Yeah. These actually work for the city. They're wearing like a bright colored vest. And they're actually being used to scan sidewalks, checking for cracks, uneven pavement, basically anything that could trip people up. Now, Whittier was not, like, recently there was a lawsuit. Yes. because of how uneven the sidewalks are.

Didn't someone win like, someone like hell of bread because of that? It was like 20, 30 mil. Yeah. The trees lift up the sidewalks because of the roots. The lady tripped and fell. Yes. So now the city of Whittier is like, all right. We got fixed all of this.

And the reason they got caught up is because there was multiple complaints before, and it's not like they didn't know. So they knew about these sidewalks. Didn't do anything. Lady tripped up. They got sued. They didn't even have a complaints department. That's why they got cooked.

That's crazy. All right. So this is a thing. These robots clearly are going to make people upset. Greg was outside his crib just filming it. Yeah. Piss. But you're saying that it's like watching the sidewalks, trying to see.

Sidewalk. Like, it's trying to figure out what's wrong with the sidewalks. That thing was staring at the sky. It wasn't even doing its job. You don't know that it doesn't have little cameras on the underside. It's not going to get on its knees. It's a robot. It looks like Wally, you know, has a little eyes or like looks around.

It wasn't not looking at the floor. But it's tracking the pavement. I mean, it's not going to get on the pavement. just the, it's route is going to tell you. So why does it have eyes? I don't know. Make it look friendlier? I don't know.

They're called DaxBots, by the way. And before you ask, according to DaxBots, they're not taking jobs. The company says they're just handling the dull, dirty, and dangerous work so that city workers can focus on bigger things. Now, before this, city workers used to have to walk every little bit of block around the city in the heat to try to figure this stuff out. They clearly missed it. Huh? And they clearly missed it. Yeah.

Clearly they were taking some kind of break. Absolutely. And so they're sending these robots out to go and see what's wrong with the sidewalks. I'm not even kidding. It took that robot probably like 30 minutes to go five feet. It wasn't moving at all. And when your sidewalk is fixed, you better thank that robot. Reportly allegedly they spent $13 million on those robots.

Not taking any jobs though. Right. A job that would have, you know, paid somebody $20 an hour, was replaced by $13 million? Well, according to this, that person still has their job. They're just not doing the going outside and walking mile to mile to do that part. For now. It's not that big of a city to do that. Like, you could just walk down the street.

I don't know. Do you guys want your freaking sidewalks next or not? Like, I just feel like we're just complaining over anything. I will bring up something. Oh my God. Well, shut up and enjoy this. These fools are cleaning up your block. No, they're not.

And the humans that used to do it and we're clearly chilling are doing something bigger and better. There was one stuck in the middle of the road. I almost ride it over it. It wouldn't move. Maybe because the road. was broken, full. The robot's broken, not the row. Anyways, speaking of this, you're going to be called robophobic soon.

Because that is what happened to one man. He's being called robophobic online because he went in on a delivery app robot. Now, the robot was right next to him at a crosswalk and was asking him, hey, can you, like on the screen, asked him, can you push the crosswalk button for me? He was not having it. Hello, what do you want? What do you want? You want me to press the button for you?

You want me to press the button for you, mingo. You're pressing yourself. You took a human's job and you want me to press the button for you? No, hello, fuck you. Excuse you. Yeah, excuse you. I'm not pressing nothing. You press it.

You sit there, you took a human's job, you take over our infrastructure, and then you want me to help you out. Go fuck yourself. New York. You know, they always have those movies. You know, they always have those movies. Movies about how the robots are taking over. Yeah.

But they never show what the humans did to the robots before they took over. And it's stuff like this low-key. Bullying the robots? Yeah. They're going to remember on their hard drive forever. Oh, for sure. They're going to build it into their algorithm and then take over. Oh, man.

You've seen the movies? We have. We have. Let's get into some schismation. Zooler, come here? Now what's going on? Cheezmation with Angie. You guys, La Cardi B.

Light to watch. was she lied about her booty. What? So if you guys remember when she was out here on tour, she brought a Kelani. And then backstage, she was saying that when she's done with the tour, she was going to take some of the booty out. Listen. You so much ass. Yeah.

That was the most asses I've ever seen anything. I'm taking something out. After this door, I don't want to hear. Nobody for three months. We're in Colombia. Nobody hit me up. Nobody nothing. I'm taking this out.

Oh, my goodness. Right? And I know Vig U was saying, like, we saw her falling a lot. lot and Vic even brought up maybe he's all like well maybe because her booty is so big that that's why she keeps falling behind she's off balance that's what he said her equilibrium is off and so now you agree she has a big booty that's what I heard oh you can see it from the front hey so now recently they did ask her like hey so are you for real going to go to columbia and taking it out but now she's back pedaling oh yeah yeah I was saying that but I'm not going to do it

Like, I was just going to take a little bit of butt out. But I don't have time for that. You know what? I feel really comfortable, like, where I'm at right now, like, with my body and everything. I do have a whole bunch of cellulites. I don't know if it's the age or I don't know it's the fact that I got, like, four kids. But I feel really good. It looks so perfect, but it's not.

But it's okay. The booty is staying, okay? She has a new man. You think so? Yeah, and he loves a booty. Oh, he made her feel comfortable by it. When a man talks you up about a part that you're insecure about, you're like, okay, I'll keep it. You're right.

It looks good. Whoever it is said, I love you cellulites. Yeah. I love that cellulite. I don't know if I could see her. And she's clearly, if she were to do the operation, she wouldn't just be stick thin, right? Oh, no, no, no, I don't think so.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. Pancake, no, she would not. No, no, no, no. She would definitely just take a little out, but she's always had it. And I know in the past, she's also said, like she's had some reductions before. And I guess it's back to being big.

Okay, if you're the, operational list or the surgeon that takes it out do you keep it and sell it people sell anything oh you're right i've seen people sell Kanye west air oh yeah the concert i went to a Kanye west concert i put air in a Ziploc by who wants it oh that's so stupid um yeah i could see people getting money for it though yeah if you put it like in a music museum or something like i don't know something like that it's so weird it's like musical artifacts and then cardi's maybe like the dominican Hall of Fame or something like that. Like just like boom right there.

Next to a bunch of baseball bats and stuff. How much you pay for it, Vic? What? All for the, I wouldn't pay for a girl's butt besides my girls. Good answer. Good answer. All right, that's it for cheese. That's it for Cheesmation brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers.

I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings. I'm Par 106. That's the sound of the police. The petty police. You're petty. You're just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl.

Pretty and a pettiest. Let this be a lesson to you, young ins. Don't be calling old people old because they get grumpy. No, that's not because they're old is because you call them old. All right, that's what happened with comedian, uh, host. He's done so many things. This guy, Howie Mandel, he created Bobby's World, which I love from the 90s, big up to Bobby's world.

He also was a judge on America's Got Talent and hosted deal or no deal. Like this guy is. That's where I'm like, I've seen it. Now it registers, right? Deal or no deal. Let's see him at the casinos. Well, at his big age, he just turned 70 years old, which is a feet. Yes, which is a feat in and of itself, so big up to him for that.

However, he went on to a show with Kelly Rippa, and she called him good looking. And he got mad. What? Check this up. We just celebrated 70 years. You're 70 years old. Yes, I'm 70. How does it make any sense?

What do you mean? You look great. I look great. That doesn't mean anything to me. No, it does. No, no. No. I don't like that because that's a caveat.

When you say you're, because you tell somebody you're 70 and they go, you look great. We're not saying you look great for 70. Yes, you are without saying 70. I'm saying that. You look great. I am saying that. I don't believe you're 70. No, no.

It's like saying you're smart for a stupid person. Yeah. Damn. That was a compliment though. It was a heated back in. What that hell? On live TV, pretty crazy. I get it, though, because it's right.

It's like, people look at you like, oh, you're actually pretty smart. It's like, do I look dumb? Like, I get that. Yes. Yes, the same thing as being old. Yes, you do. No, bro. If he's 70, he looks great.

He does. He looks like he's 50. That's very different than the smart, stupid situation. It could be a diss still. Like, I don't know. It can be a bit of a backhand compliment. Yeah. But it's not the intention.

I mean, what are you supposed to say? Oh, you look great for 50, even though you're 70? What? Like, you know what I'm saying? It doesn't make any sense. Or if I say you look great, will you take it as I'm saying you look great for your age? I can't just say you look great. No, just say you look great.

Then I guess you have to stop there. That's it. Because if not old people get quanky. I'm going to remember. Yeah. And him being 70 is amazing. So big up to how he had. He has, I have to tell you guys about my encounter with him.

And I felt so stupid after. He had, I didn't know, but I guess he's openly talked about having OCD. and I went to shake his hand. He doesn't do handshakes. You can't touch him. What? Yeah, he's a German cold. So I kind of like lean forward to do a handshake and he, he, no, no, no, I think I was

going to hug him because you know me. Yeah, you know, yeah. So I go in to hug him and he like gives me a dab and I kind of like trip up and I feel so stupid. And then they're like, no. It's happened to a lot of people. Yeah, he does not touch. He doesn't do that.

He's a comedian. Have you ever ran into him? I've been around him, but again, just been around them because I know and I've heard the stories and I'm just like just from afar like what's up bro yeah what's up bro yeah so I guess too I don't know if that's part of it but yeah don't call him good looking for his age and don't try to fist no don't try to him hug him talk to him don't even just try to be in his face he made Bobby's world to get rid of everybody all right all right that was petty police let's get into some scrolling get your popcorns ready because this oh my god yeah let's

No, don't. No, it's going to make it worse. It probably is. And that's how you, Mark, being stupid. But get your popcorn ready because this new movie that you're going to want to watch has one of the biggest stars. And he's in the room right now. The movie is called The Chairman.

Okay. And it's one of a, one of, one of, Just say it, bro. I'm trying to talk. See my voice can call. You have to cough it out and spit out whatever that looky is, brother. Jose likes when... I'm not trying to talk, but I can't talk.

Yeah, it's your guyos. Yeah, it's your guyos. Yeah. It's an actor in this room acting as if he's a chair and he's a chairman. Oh, he's a man. He's a man. He's a chair. Are you a chair or are you a man?

We're talking about concrete. Concrete. Chairman of the board. And it sounds like this. People always ask me what it's like being a car seat. It's okay, but my boss is an I'm a... That's crazy, y'all.

All right, get to work. Thanks. Find out what that is, April 1st. Okay. Well, can you just tell us what it is? I can. I can. You got to wait until April 1st. What do you mean? Why? Because you got to wait until April 1st. But you're literally a chair. Okay, Concrete had sent us a photo in the chat, right?

Yeah. And it looked like he was getting a massage. Mm-hmm. Because, you know, like in the massage chair or massage beds, your face goes through. Like, there's a hole. Yeah. So I thought that was it, but then I see a home movie. Mm-hmm.

So talk about it, bro. Give us exclusive. Chairman of the board. Bro, if I see Sheboy Show dropping this. Oh, I know. Oh, here we go. That's going to be K-TLA. I don't know.

April 1st. I can't tell you that's, that's, and then I'll tell you, prefers. Are you physically a chair? I'm physically a chair. Check out the trailer. I am a chair. I'm chairman of the board. Yeah.

I need to talk to Marty or manager. Don't be booking him these movies, you guys. He's a freaking chair. I'm so excited to watch it on Tooby. Oh my God. If it makes it there. I'd be happy with that. Are you ready for the weather chairman?

Let's do it. Come on. All right. Let's get into it. Just start. I'm kidding. And now, go, weather. With concrete storm. Peritos, it is going down for the weather Thursday, March 26th.

First, we yell action in the city of El Serino. I'm an actor like Robert with no De Niro. 84 and 58, as you guys can see on the last segment. Now we head a little south to Mission Viejo. Shout out to my love. Te Amo. Tequiro. For staying up on night with the sick kids.

I love you, baby. 81 degrees and 57 at night. Now we skateboard to the city of Sherman, Alex. Tonight it's going to be the night, then I will smash on, never mind, 85. What? I don't get it. Smash on what? Tonight will be right, then I will fall for you.

I'll change the word a little bit. 85 and 57 degrees at night. Lastly, we eat papuzas in the city of Wilmington. Shout us to my salvi homies, Will and Milton. 79 and 60 degrees at, what? Is that not a Salvi name? I don't know. Willis.

Willis. Milton? Milton? Milton? Oh, Milton. Brian. Brian. The Brian.

El Brian. Milton. 79 and 66 out there in Milton. Milton. And Wilmington. And Wilmington. Check it out. El Sereno, 84 and 58 at night.

Mishin Viejo. You're 81 and 57 at night. Sherman Oaks, 85 and 57 degrees at night. And Wilmington, 79 and 60 degrees at night. It's your boy, Conquer. For Bob good mornings. Our Power 106. Let's go.

And we are kicking Greg out of here. Yay. Okay. Get out of here, buddy. The world renowned, the infamous. Padres fan is on his way to Elisian Park. What? What are you doing over there with all the Dodger fans?

I want to see how deep the Dodger fans roll, you know? You want to see how deep they go? Hey, Dodger fans. Show home, Greg, how deep you are. Oh, Padre fan looks. How deep you can go. I'm going to ask you some questions, you know, doing some interviews. Maybe give out some tickets.

I don't know. What do you look like? We got to describe the suspect. All right. It's probably like the flyest person out there. Yeah, because I don't know how Dodger fans, they all kind of look the same. Oh. Boy, you're going to...

So it's opening... Yeah. It's opening day to day. Yes. At 5 o'clock. Yeah. But Elysian Park gets... Cracking it.

It's right now. There's Banda. There's michelada. There's barbecue. There's everything, right? You are headed on your way over there. Right now. So if you're listening to us on your way to Elysian Park, look out for Greg C.

Are you going to pull up with the flavor unit? Yes. Pulling up in the power 106 truck. Oh, yeah. Come on. He says brown. He's on the side of it. Be nice to him.

We know he's not a fan. He's not. He is. Look how many L.A. tattoos he has. I'm not a fan. You have the tattoo. He's a fan. He's wearing a hat that says.

Stop watering. Dead plants. Okay. And shout at that guy, drummer boy. You're wearing a... Drummer boy merch. Drummer boy merch. Pro club jacket.

Yeah. Come on. You'll see me. Oh, yeah. That guy's friends. He's just not wearing in L.A. Yeah. No, I was not going to wear anything.

Dodgers. Okay. Well, he's headed out that way. Yes. Are you going to have something on you? You're going to have something in a giveaway? Yeah. That's what I'm saying.

I might have some giveaways. Might have a ticket to give away, some merch to give away too, you know? I think just come see me instead. No, no, that's not why they did it. That's the prize. It's like when Bawao was like, look at all these people here for me. They were just there. It was just too.

Me as well. I'm going as well. I'm going. No commences. No. You can do what you want. All right. Check this out, homie.

You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for. The homie helpline. Tammy needs our help. This is a crazy one.

Tammy said, hey, brown bag. My name is Tammy. I'm 28. And my home girl, Joanna, just asked me to hook up with her and her man. Oh, no. Oh. She said, I've known Joanna for six years. She's one of my best friends, really fun, outgoing, really hot.

She said flirty comments before, like, be my girlfriend already. And I've always laughed it off. She's been very open and as a sexual person, she says she's hooked up with girls before and done threesomes with her man. But I never thought she wanted me involved. The other day we were drinking at a bar. It was just me and her. And she literally said, so when are you, me, and Jeff going to have a sleepover? I was so shocked.

But I replied, girl, you tell me. So fast. She said, I've never done anything like that before. so it's not like this is normal for me. Part of me is curious, she and her man are hot A-F, but another part of me is nervous as hell. She texted me yesterday and said,

Sleep over this weekend with the eye emojis. And she said, now I don't know what to do, because part of me wants to try it, but I'm worried this will change our whole friendship, because I know once you open that door, there's no going back. She said,

has anyone gone through a friend, to three some situation, did it end up being fun and worth it, or did it mess up the friendship afterward? Help me out, round back. Is she asking us? She's asking the people. Oh, every, okay, because I'm like, I have no experience. I'm not too much money.

No, coquess and stuff, no. No, no. Yuck. Yeah, Vic, what do you have to say about it? Yeah, no, I feel the same. Yuck. All right. So I thought you're getting help like.

Nasty, nasty. What's worse than letting one girl down? Letting two of them down. That's it. I'll be back. There's not enough for all that. Because a lot of food's things like, I can do it. Full stop.

No, you can, dog. Let me tell you right now. Have you been asked before? What? I don't know. The way you're talking. Have you been asked? Does it look like I've been asked?

Look at me. I don't know. You're speaking from experience or one? Yeah. No, I'm just saying. No, I'm just saying like that's, that's, that's, no, dude. It's horrible. Horrible.

Terrible. Well, clearly this situation is different because they actually do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The couple actually does that. Right. And then I guess Tammy is now being like brought into the fold. However, she's nervous because she probably really likes her homegirl as a homegirl. and it's like, I don't know if this is going to ruin anything.

Right. Yeah. And I wonder if, you know, it could also be a thing where Tammy's like, have you always been thinking this of me, you know, in a way of like where we ever. But where are we ever like, homies? Yeah, she's curious. And none of this does she tell us that she feels that way.

All of them, she's like, well, she's hot and she's always traded with me. So. Yeah. She's kind of always felt it. Yeah. So, oh, Tammy. She wants to know if anyone's ever been through what she's been through has gone from being a friend

to part of a throple and did it end up being fun and worth it or did it mess up the friendship afterward? Okay. No, no, let's have experience. I feel bad for the guy, man. Why?

Poor guy, man. His girls over here fantasizing about other things. They do that though. It's the status of their relationship. She's saying that this is what they do. Yeah, Jeff and Joanna the friends, they do that. I feel bad for him and having to do all that work.

Oh, God. I don't know. Who wants that? This situation is giving me the like, like, poor guy, dude. I know. Imagine getting home from work and you're like, oh my God, there's two girls in my bed, dude.

What the hell? I'm so tired. I want to go to sleep. Oh, man. I just wanted to watch a movie tonight. Watch the game. The Dodgers are playing. Just want to talk about my feelings.

Yeah. Like, who wants that? You guys are so sarcastic. So if a girl, a hot girl was to offer to have like a throppel thingy. going on. You both would say no. Absolutely. No.

No. It's okay. I'm going to turn the mics on during the break when we're being called so that you can really hear their answers, you guys. Mom, my relationship comes first. Yeah. I married my girl, not my girl, and then whoever comes in. Her home girl?

Her home girl that she went out together. Yeah. Oh, sick. She's sick in her head. Cochinada. This came to us for a reason, okay? And it happens. Yeah.

It happens to people. All of a sudden. I don't know. It goes to show you how women think. Oh my God. It goes to show you what women really want. This is all they want from us. That's all they want from us.

We're just a piece of theater right there. On Homi Helpline, it seems that it's the girl that goes out and gets it. Yeah. For the couple. For the guy. Yeah. Fisherwoman. Fisherwoman.

I don't know what that means. Hunters and gatherers. They're the gatherers? No, they're the hunters. They're the hunters. All right. But how do we help? Tammy because clearly none of us have

experience. Tammy's a poor little unicorn just roaming around by herself. Tammy's a unicorn. Unicorn is the whole thing. That's the term. Wait, what does that mean? Go ahead, explain it now. That's a term.

That's a term of a woman that is invited to be in a relationship with the other like a couple. Like they're a couple, but she's like a unicorn. So, okay, got it, got it. Have you been a unicorn? No, dude.

What do you mean? What? I don't know. I'm not a woman, dude, first of all. All right, the guys are climbing up. So, here to us. All right, let's go to Roxy in Pasadena. What's up, Roxy?

Good morning. Hi, good morning, Brownback. Hi, Roxy. What up, Roxy? Roxy, talk to us. What would you tell Tammy? First, I would say, don't be worried about anybody's judgment. And then I would say, I think that I have had the experience.

I wasn't invited by the home girl. I was kind of like propositioned by the couple at the same time, but they were my... There is no feeling like two mouths and four hands on you at one time, and I think it was... I think it's a good experience to have. She's young. It's her homegirl. She seems pretty... Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. What did you just say? Stop going on normal. Like, you didn't just say what you said. What did you just say? For the years. Say what you want to say

No, no, no I want to see the soft version Yeah It's a very nice feeling It's a very nice It's comfortable with these people No, no, no, no, no Go back to the mouth and the hands

You're right, you're right, you're right You're right What did you say? When you're being intimate Think about how it feels For someone to kiss your neck, okay? And then think about how it feels for someone

To be kissing you somewhere else At the same time, too There's children America. Oh, now you care? Now you care? You're the one that's always like, I'm just starting to feel something.

You know who you? You're all the time. I'm just starting to feel really weird now. Never after I think I work. You know? No, you know what? I completely agree with you because I've gone to the massage partner

and I've had somebody rub my feet and rub my back at the same time and let me tell you, my eyes went to the back of my caress, dog. Oh my God. The little chinitos were going, oh, dog. One of them was like, oh, is that okay?

I was like, yeah, keep going. The other one was like, um, more. And I was like, too, ah, there's children's in the car. I'm talking about a massage, dog. I know, but look how you said it. At the foot spawn. Look how you said it. Well, that's how good it felt.

I was moaning. I was moaning, dog. I was moaning. Let me tell you, when the little chinoe was on my back and the lady was rubbing my feet, I was like, oh. All right. Kids in the car. There aren't.

They are. Okay. Okay. I'm just saying it feels amazing. Roxy. See what you. Back to Roxy. Back to Roxy. Roxy. Did it work out well? Because this is low-key the conversation that Tammy wants to have. Does it, did it work out for people? Well, this is a thing. We're not friends anymore. Oh, there was that.

What happened? There wasn't a falling out, really. I started to feel like the dude in the equation started to get, like, more attached to me than he really should have been because he, like, it started out them as a couple. Right. And then me invited in, you know, to play. And so I came into play, but then it felt like he was sort of trying to be more, I don't know, it just felt like he was more. I don't know, it just felt like he was more attached to me than he should have been. And so I kind of started distancing myself because I didn't want to create a weird dynamic between the two of them or like, I don't know.

I feel you because I kept going back to the dude and I kept getting the massages. You want my home girl and I was like, nah, just you, big dog. You have strong hands, payroll. No, okay, you're so happy with your life. I'm talking about a massage, dog. They said nothing to do with nothing. See? I'm talking about the massage.

Hey, Nikki, be careful of that partner. I'm talking about the massage. How's the chino? Yeah, how's he called him by his name? It's nothing personal. It's business. KpWRFM, HD1, Los Angeles. It's Power 106.

L.A. is number one for hip-hop. You're a crazy guy. Roxy, you're a crazy girl. And I'm wondering, too, like, the girls do it for, like, fun. And then the guys get all hot. And then they're like, ew, what is he doing here? That's how she seemed. It's disgusting.

I was in there to play and then the guy got all hot and heavy. I was like, ooh, guy, get away. Yeah. The funny part got more attached. So, like, what did he start, like, asking her? Yeah. So how's your day? Or practicing on her or, like, want, yeah.

Taking too much time over there. Feeling's not attached. Taking too much time over there. Excuse me. I'm over here. Oh, yeah, I forgot. Oh, my bad, baby. Fabio.

Let's go to Fabio. I didn't know there was real people named. Fabio. Fabio. Oh, my homie Dennis is named Fabio. Really? So is his name Dennis or Fabio? Well, he says, my homie Dennis is named Fabio.

He says Dennis because he doesn't like to run around the same Fabio. That's a lot of pressure. Because Fabio, he does not look like nowhere near, Fabio. He looks like a dentist. Okay. How does he massage though, Khan? Fabio in Englewood. Oh, Fabio's not there anymore.

Oh. Can you guys tell me when he's supposed to take? Please, thank you. All right. Let's go to Carlos in Long Beach. Carlos, what's up, Carlos? Uh-oh. Buenos dears, Buenos dears.

Buenos deos. Biglose. Carlos, what would you tell Tammy? She doesn't know whether she should join her homegirl and her homegirl's man in a sleepover play date. And we're not talking about. All gas, no brakes. Push them panics to the side and let them in. You know what I'm saying?

Ew. That's very aggressive, Carlos. I know. Carlos. What we mean by then the guy got weird? Do you see what we mean by then the guy got weird? He said, no, no, no, no, no, no. You got to sit back and just be like, he said.

No, no, no, no, no, no. You guys make things so creepy. Why, Carlos is probably in there like a drill sergeant. No, you got to be in the back like, oh, me. Creep. All right, let's go to Ricky. Ricky and Oxnard. Ricky, Ricky, Ki-a-le.

Good morning. Good morning, Brownback. How are you all doing? Ricky, talk to us. please do it nicely too and not all aggressive. Yeah, please. Relax. What would you tell Tammy?

So what I would tell Tammy is just be prepared for the possibility of the relationship being ruined. Well, that's what she doesn't want, bro. That's what she doesn't want. Well, just be prepared for that, meaning, like, I think she's into it at this point where she wants to do it, but she's kind of like, you know, undecisive. Obviously, that's why she's calling. But she has to be ready for it because. If she's not, then it's going to hit her by surprise.

She's going to, you know, she's going to regret everything that, you know, whatever choice she made. Are you talking from experience? I am talking from experience. Oh. What happened is I had a girlfriend between my race, you know, between, so I had a wife. I have a wife. I broke up with her along the. Hold on.

Hold on. He's trying to get the timeline right. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, at the time. Let me set the timeline real quick. Okay, but be honest, though. I will, no, so my current wife, her and I broke up. I ended up, you know, me and this other girl, which became my girlfriend,

her and I didn't work out. My wife and I got back together. And then years down the road, about 10 years down the road, my wife and her contacted each other. they knew who each other, who they were, and they became friends. Me being a dog. Guy. Yeah.

I said, hey, you know, if that ever happens, I'm going to jump in. You know, I'm not going to ask for it, but, you know, I'm jumping in. Okay. What is that? Wait, hold on, hold on, bro. You missed a home. Yeah, where does them contacting each other go from that to now you jumping in on them sleeping with each other?

I guess, I guess I'm just trying to fast forward everything. Don't. Yeah, we need. Take your time, dog. Yeah. So, okay, so, so they became friends. They contacted each other regarding, you know, through, through Instagram. And then one thing led to another.

She'd come over, she'd come over and hang out. And she hung out maybe, I don't know, four or five times or something with us at the house. And then, I don't know, just one thing led to another. And we did have, my wife and I did have the conversation about, hey, is this possible? Because I've always asked her like, hey, can this happen? You know, in the past. I'm going to stop you real quick.

So you were married. You guys broke up. You got with a girl. Like, then you started dating a girl. Then you and your wife got back together. Okay. Then years later, like a decade later, they reach out to each other. Somehow they get like cool.

And so now your ex is coming over the house. And her and your wife are becoming homegirls, but then it seems to get a little bit more flirty. That is correct. Okay. And so then you. You start playing with the idea of like, hey, why don't we just, like, play together? Not necessarily.

I didn't bring it up in that fashion. I brought it up and, like, hey, if this does happen, you know, I didn't bring it up as a... But why would you ask, hey, if this does happen randomly? First of all, nobody's asking you to hurry up. Nobody's asking you to cut the fat. You want every single you to tell you. I just want you to tell the truth. Like, where did it go from, like, they become homegirls to now you're saying, hey, if something

happens between you two. That's a witt. Yeah. It's crazy. We need to understand the situation, bro. Did your girl start saying she's fine or did she start hitting on her? Like what happened there? No.

No, not at all. It was, it was, I really don't know how it happened. It was just a regular conversation. Like, just like any other conversation, like talking about food, talking about anything else, it just happened. It was casual. It was like, look. Man, this is some great pasta.

Hey, you want to have a threesome? Hey, if you want to have a three-something? I'm jumping in. Yeah. Yeah. Like what? Keep asking us hold. That's what he's saying.

So how about them dodgers? I think so maybe, maybe it happened with, you know, hey, you know, like, do you still find her attractive? It kind of got into a conversation and perhaps it went from, from like, like, no, like there's nothing there. Like I'm not going to hit her up. I'm not going to try to hit on her anything. Like, I don't feel anything for her anymore.

Good. You did the right thing. And but I was like, but if the situation happens where you guys are, you guys start messing around. That's a weird thing to say though. Yeah, like where they're flirting? Where did you assume that they would start hooking up? Well, because perhaps the conversation was on that tone. I just don't remember the details because it happened a long time ago.

Okay. Okay. Okay. So anyways. So the first time it happened a long time ago. Y'all hooked up. Yeah. So we ended up hooking up.

Okay. What happened? How did you start? I'm sorry. How'd start? How'd it start? Can you put some little background music, please? I'm not going to do that.

Please put it a little background music. You know what it sucks. Come on. Put a little background music to this. I don't have it. I couldn't hear what Vic said. No, I just said. You don't need to hear what Big said.

Just go. Tell the story. I'll put a little background music real quick. So then one thing led to the next. And, you know, I told that I was like, look, you know what? If that ever happens, I'm not going to say no. So don't get mad. Hey, you guys started hooking up.

What, you know, we already went through this part. We did. So we started hooking up. We hooked up. The first time that we hooked up, the very next day, because, you know, there was alcohol involved. We hooked up or whatever. And the very next day, I was already prepared to, like, oh, shoot, like, I got to make sure. I got to secure my wife.

I got to make sure that she feels secure that I don't want this girl. That for me, it was just a fun time. There was no emotions attached, you know? Um, so I went in with that mindset of either my mom, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my wife is going to be upset. She's going to feel some type of way. I just got to be there for her. So afterwards, yeah, sure enough. She was, she was, she was feeling some type of way. She, she felt like, you know, um, I want her more than, more than more than, more than, more than, I want my ex more than my wife. Oh. Yeah. She got jealous. She got jealous. She got, she got, she got, so honest. Byer's remorse, you know. but but again it's it's it's I don't I'm not sure how much I'm I'm able to share on air go ahead no no share share share share share share share share share share right now when we were in the moment of

you know the three three some um go ahead basically what happened is I was trying to pay more attention to my wife because I'm I'm not trying to oh yeah this is fun let me go over here you know like like no my wife's priority so I'd only go over there you know with with the other one and doing things with her. Wait, if my wife, my wife asked, while at one point, she gets a napes so much.

I'm just, I'm, it was, it was hard to, it was hard to, you know, it was hard to, it was hard to do

two things at once. Yeah, no, no, bro, I see. He's like, imagine him,

hey, hey, come over here. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, so can I go to it right here? And then, wait, wait, wait, wait,

come over here, come over here. Wait, Can you turn the light? I'm going to put an alarm. I'm going to put an alarm. And then I went over here. I'm going to just jump in.

I'm not going to stop it. Hey, baby. No, you guys, you two go ahead. Go ahead, baby. I'm just watch over here. Watch this phone. Chikin, chikin, chik, chikin, chik, chik, chik, taking pictures. Don't worry.

This is just for me, baby. These are just for me. It's two, though. It's too gross. Baby girls. I don't know. I just order pizza. Tammy hit us up because Tammy is in between a rock in a hard place, okay?

And she likes it. All right. She has a home girl for a long time. And it's always been like three women with her. Like, oh, here, just be my girlfriend already. That to me does not cross any lines. Then after it got into like, hey, so when are you going to come and sleep over with me and my man? And then she was like, oh, what?

knowing that that homegirl has said she's hooked up with girls before and they've had three sons before. So now she feels like she's getting the invite. She also got a text from that friend like, hey, so when is the sleepover? Because when she did ask her, so when are you coming over with me and my man?

She was like, oh, just like, girl, you tell me. No, the worst is when you're just sitting there is in 40 minutes. You're like, when can I jump in? Okay. My turn. How do you know? How do you know?

Because I could just, because I've heard stories of it happening like that. The worst part of you're like, Yo, what? You don't even have any pockets to put your hands in. Are you guys thirsty or what? Ew.

No, I think they're just fine. We got to get calls. Tigerasos. I was just explaining. I was just explaining the story. You were. I was summarizing it. I was trying to summarize

for people just tuning in. No se can'tan. So then Tammy wants to know. Should I do this or ruin it. I feel like it might ruin our friendship if it doesn't work out. Or is this something that I don't know. It's just the evolution of a friendship. It's like a Pokemon.

First, it starts like a Pikachu. Right. Then it turns into a threesome. Right, chew. Yeah. All right. So let's go to Eve in Hollywood. Eve.

What's up, Eve? Hey, guys. Hello. Hi. What's up, Eve? Eve, talk to us. What would you tell Tammy? Well, I'm Polly Amorous, which means that I participate in more than one romantic relationship

at a time, which certainly comes with its challenges. I'm currently in a higher-archal polyamorous relationship. I went to polytechnical high school. That means higher-archal, like there's a hierarchy, and that means I have a primary partner, but that we're both allowed to play. And the main important thing is that we have a specific foundation of trust. And basically what Tammy is dealing with,

Tammy's the friend that's been invited, right, to participate with a different couple. that's referred to as a unicorn in our community. Oh, your community. Yeah, it's in my community. It's referred to as a unicorn. And basically, she should just make sure that the deep foundation of trust with her friend

and that her friend has a deep foundation of trust with her man. And that's just really the most important thing. Like, if anybody doesn't feel safe or is nervous or apprehensive in any way about going through with this, do not do it. Someone will get hurt. Someone will be disappointed.

But I feel like if they should just maybe take her on a date, a little date, they just take her out and they go and they talk about it. They talk about rules and they talk about boundaries. You know, that might be necessary. And then everybody just have a ball. So you're saying don't jump to the sleepover. That's too soon. That's like they need to like go hang out first. Test drive it.

Yeah. Like has she ever hung out with her friend's man before? I have a question for you, baby girl, because you said you're in multiple relationships at one time, although you do have your main partner. Okay, so I have a question. Would you do this with your friends, or are these people complete strangers? So the reason I say they should talk about it is because it is trickier with friends than it is with strangers, because they already have this relationship. And you don't know how both of those, like the friendship and then the partnership, you don't know how those are going to. going to co-exist, which is why it's super important to talk about it, because with friends,

it is a lot trickier to do. And I have seen it go wrong more than I've seen it go right. You're the perfect opinion we needed, because that's exactly her fear, that it will go wrong in the friendship. Don't do it. They have to, like, she should have a, like, they should really talk about boundaries, just her and just her friend with no man present. They should really talk about that. Who feels safe doing what? And who, what's your biggest fear going into this? They should really hash that out before they jump into this. That, uh, that conversation doesn't sound sexy at all. I'm gonna be honest. Well, you know, well, honestly, that's valid, but people avoiding conversations like this is what ruins the sex and the law. Oh, that's the key. If you, like, when you feel safe,

oh my God, all bets are off. I'll do anything. I, you know what I'm saying? I'm not going to say it on the air, communication rule of the mission. I'll do anything. If I feel safe, you know what I mean? What is anything? And that's how it is for women. Hold on, what does anything mean? I'm not on the sand on the air.

All of a sudden. Hand up on the knees, swallowing. Oh, okay, cut her off. Get the hell out of here. This keeps on here. You're kidding. Put on line three. Get her in phone.

Get her in phone. Oh, my God. We got to go, you guys. Yes, we do. Now, baby, I'm coming home. Hey, by the way, we sent you out to go see Greg, and this is pretty crazy news. Yeah. They have shut Elysian Park down.

According to Greg, the police are not letting people go to Elysian Park. And this is the first time I hear of it, especially for an opening day. I think it's been tradition to go outside an opening day and like Pula, picnic, have Banda, celebrate. We can't do anything no more. Yeah, I mean, the. The whole reason the Elysian Park started was because we couldn't tailgate in the Dodgers parking lot anymore. So it moved from there to Elysian Park. And it's like, okay, well, this is a park.

You can, you know, do what you want to do in a park. You can have Banda. You can have all this stuff. So now they're taking that away to what culture is there left for Dodger fans to enjoy. You can't even watch the game here at the stadium. Yeah, exactly. That'll be cheaper. Yeah, and before the parking lot even started, it was a whole community of people that they pushed out in order to create that parking lot.

Where does it end? Insanity. Where does it end? Where does it end? Where did they go? Unique low field. I think they need to put the stadium in Beverly Hills. Why?

To take out that community? Yeah, all the poor people right there and Beverly Hills need to get the hell out of there. All right. All right. Yeah, but so he's looking for, I guess there's a tailgate around there somewhere. We're trying to find Greg, and when we find Greg, you know where Greg's at. But yeah, we thought it was just going to be pretty kind of right. Hey, Greg, go to Allegiant Park.

That's how it always is. Because that's what everybody does. on opening day. I'm in Telgey with us. Where? Here? Outside right here. Oh no.

No, no, no, no, are you sure? Yes, because then we get in trouble. Remember what happened with the posters? Oh, my God. What happened? What happened?

We get in trouble right now. We kept to put in posters. Hey, bro, Burbank police don't play. That one cop is going to come through. The viral cop is going to come. Oh, he can come. Anywhere.

The girl's like, what the hell? Crazy boy. Go. You want to arrest me? The Riverbankog is a guy. If you have two sets of handcuffs, but one around my ankle. So wild.

That's great. So wild. Ancles? I don't want to run away. Don't let me get away. Don't let me get away this time. Okay, we have to get it to go to Natsbury Far. That's the most, I love that place.

You should have fun of that place. I got engaged there. No way. Let's go. I got engaged at Osbury Farm. So I own my whole relationship to you guys. That's so cute. If you guys give me a lifetime pass.

That'd be nice. Right? Dude, I love their chicken. The one that's out, you know, the chicken that they have outside. I love it. Oh, they do. You're right. It's delicious.

The pies. The pies. Okay. The American Paz. Let's go. Okay, so the phone lines. Shadee or Shadee. Let's see if I let's find out.

From Baldwin Park. Good morning. Good morning. Okay. Which one is it? Is it Sadee? Is it Shadee? What is it? What is it? Shadee Shadee. Shadee. Shadee. Shadee is going for you, Vic?

Oh, that makes sense. It makes sense. Another smooth operator right here. You're so dumb. Another smooth operator. He's all clunky. He trips. He's getting out of this room. You can't even run. Floor in Belleflower is going for another floor, Angie. And then Carlos is going for God. Carlos wants you con.

Okay. Talk to him. So Carlos. Concrete. Hey. Los people have changed. I'm sorry, you guys. I'm so sorry.

80 days. It's running rampant. That we do this avicee today. Get it today. What are you doing to savages? Oh, I'm not putting on. No, no, no, no, no. All right, look.

Look it. A little shrimp in your mouth. Ooh. You little shrimp. I hope you have big shrimp in my mouth today. Shout out to Marisco del Chavo coming through today. I love it. Four hands.

Are we ready for the tickets? Yes. Okay. We got like adults right now. No, I don't want to. We have to. I don't want to. Because these people that called are rooting for each of you to win them tickets.

to go to Nott's. We got a four pack of tickets to go, enjoy the Poisonberry Festival over at Natsbury Farm. And we're going to do the thing. Who went yesterday? Greg. I don't want to... Greg's not here.

Conquer you start first. Okay? Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Okay. Okay. Dodgers opening day is today. Okay.

Name things you can find at a ballpark. Go. Go-kind grass. Nachos. Ball. Yeah. People.

Yeah. Peanuts. Benches. Yeah. Cracker Jacks. Yeah. Margaritas. Yeah.

Bats. Yeah. Hot dogs. Yeah. Dodger beers. Mm. Why is it? Why is it always?

Just a beer. Beer. Yeah. Go ahead. Shoes. Girl Well people wear shoes Are you're going to find them

Okay air Well I mean if we're gonna do that Right Okay a dugout Dodger jerseys Dirt Cholos Tattoos

Wouldn't Cholos also qualify as people Yeah Guys are we really gonna do that right now Yeah because it was already answered Lights Lights lights No you Lights.

I said it. Tattoos. No. What? That's on a person. Y'all got to stop. I'm not saying what things are on people. Okay.

Be real. All right, fine. Water coolers. Ooh. Bases. Stans. Seats, like seats, stands. I said benches, but okay.

Well, there's actually seats and benches, yeah. Okay, sweets Sweets, what do you mean? Yeah, sweets. Candy? No, like a box sweet. Okay, food. What?

Food. Food. This rule said hot dog already. Okay, fences. Where? Like the fence, like, protect you. It's true. For the fall.

No, that's actually a net. The net. Oh, my God. Hats. That's good. Oh, that is good. That is good. That is good.

Five. Oh, ketchup. Three. That's food again. I don't know. Y'all better not say any food thing now. So no more of that? No.

So I can't say socks? What? Angie lose. You're all disqualified. You all got me mad. Angie loses clarity. Damona, this is not okay. Can Angie never lose?

She lost. She lost all the time. Literally Greg won one time. Go home. I won yesterday. And then the day before two, but you can't tell me tattoos, bro, if we said people, like, come on. At the ballpark, dog. And you can't say cholos if we said people already.

Okay, then. Like, you stay, too. Okay. Let's start over. Water fountain. Let's start over. Okay. All right.

We're going to start over. Hot dogs. No. No. Another subject. A whole other subject. Okay. Mona is pissed.

All right. Okay. It's Dodgers opening day. Okay. Okay. Okay. concrete you're going to start things you can open go a can of beer okay can of peanuts stop with the cans of cans don't be stupid first of all who the hell buys a can of

peanuts dog get out of here Vic you're done you're done you're done what can you open a bag a bag a bag a bag of water just in general okay soda go con already said that a can I know that's what then that Yeah, so that can it's disqualified for me? You're disqualified. I won. No, a bag makes sense. No one had said a bag. I can mean like a purse or I can mean like a potato chip bag.

Send them, just say a freaking purse. But I, okay. Say it. Okay, go. Go, con. What can you open? Yeah, things you can open. The gates.

The gates. Yeah. Door. Okay. Don't look at me. Really, dude. Go. No, he's buying time.

Go. I know. Really? Go. Go. Go. Go. You can accept that?

You can open. Doors? Doors? What can you open? A door. You open a door. Your mouth. Good.

That works. Chips. Open chips. Go. If you go to the bathroom, your butt hole. Your legs. What? You're all disqualified.

You're all disqualified. What? Am I lying? You can open your butthole at the stadium. You're all disqualified. You really can, though. You're all disqualified. So everyone wins because,

I don't try to disqualify every time. qualify every time fools. This is the only time I'm going to make everyone win that's called. We just pour them. Pour them that they had to go through this. Okay. Open your eyes. Look at me. Open your eyes. That's not what I thought you were

going to say. Open your What? What? Okay. Angie, there's Cheeseman. What's happening? Yeah, you guys, Jack is coming clean on the freaking messages he's been sending Sabrina Carpenter. Who? Shack. Shack?

He said Chach. He said Chach. Radio Chuck. You said Chuck. Chiquilo-Neill. Chakilo-Neil. All right. We have tickets to go see Ye at SoFi.

But you have to guess what song we are playing in reverse. All right. On the line, we got Asia in Compton. What's our, Asia? Hey, good morning. You trying to see Kanye? I am. Okay.

All right, Asia. Here are the rules of the game. I'm going to play a reversed song from Kanye. If you can tell me what the Kanye West song is, baby girl, you're going to go see them live. Are you ready? Yeah. Okay. So here is your song.

Like you're talking to Spanish there. Asia, what song is it? Let's go! Asia, that one was hard. I know what song it was, but the reverse sound. Crazy a trip. Sing it, Asia. So heartless.

Hey. Hey. How could you be so heartless? You are going to be singing that live at SoFi Stadium. Congratulations. I hope he does it. I know. Oh, he for sure will.

Yeah. Congratulations, Mamasita. Thank you so much for listening. And that's what we do. Every morning at 840, your tickets to go see Kanye West. All right. Come back again tomorrow for them. Right now, though, is.

time for some Shuzmation. Zoola, come here? Now what's going on? Damn! Cheesemation with Angie. You guys, and Shaquille O'Neill was caught being freaky towards Sabrina Carpenter.

So there was headlines showing like some leaked DMs going on between them two going back and forth claiming that, you know, he wanted to get at her. And so Shaq actually went on to his podcast and started reading the DMs.

Listen. Shack. Damn, baby. I would keep your farts in a cologne bottle and spray it on me every day. Just jokes. I'm Shacks.

What's your name, baby? And Sabrina says, I know who you are. You're way too famous to be sending me message like that. That's one of the DMs that leaked saying that she said you were too famous. And old.

How old is you? Yeah, no, you guys. Shaq is 54 and Sabrina's 26. Oh. Now there's another message that he read. Listen. Shaq, I can't be horny and want some of that snow bunny. That's kidding for myself.

You're being rude for no reason. You can't handle big deals anyway. My meat would have you in the hospital. Can we find out? These are the DMs that the Q. O'Neill has been sending Sabrina Carpenter. And so he read them and he was asking, do you guys believe that I would send that to her?

Yes. Yes. Yes. Absolutely. His friends were saying like, no, that's not you. That's not you, dog. And actually, you know what? Shaquille actually fessed up.

First of all, ladies, the diesel got way more game than that. So he say, nah, it's fake. That doesn't tell me that he didn't do it. Exactly, exactly. He just said, I have more game than that. That means like, yeah. There's more where that came from. Yeah.

I have more. I got something else. I have more. Don't worry. You want a free car? Yeah. But it's a bring a carpenter. You want insurance with the general?

Are you sure? I feel like Shaq has reputation at this point. Remember, wasn't he like, giving him like a Home Depot chick or something like that? Like, that was like a whole thing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the Home Depot chick. Went viral.

Yeah, I feel like, yeah, this is him. You know, he's older dude and like. Single? Single, you know what I'm saying? Living his best life. Tele money. Yeah, like, I don't know. I wouldn't put it past him and I wouldn't like.

It's just girl. Like, even if he's, like, bro, you don't see how disgusting. That is the screen? Yeah, I'm seeing the age difference. What did you expect her to be like, oh, yes, the diesel meat. Please give it to me, daddy. I want to. Like, what do you expect?

I want to end up in the hospital, please. Yeah. No, it doesn't make sense. Yeah, no, she didn't respond back. But he's saying it's, it's a. He said it's fake. Say aye. The screenshots are fake?

Yeah, that's what he's claiming to be. Possible. Yeah, that's what he's saying. And he's like, you know, I would have better gink girls. Possible. Well, who sent the screenshot? It was just making headlines. It just leaked.

Okay. It just leaked. And that's why he's like, oh, let me read them. Do you guys believe that I would say something like that? You hit on your girlfriend for Instagram first. How did you do it? I said, this is my real page, not a fake. How many fake ones of Vic are there?

Okay, Vic. Be honest. Just not. Just got to know. No. Because you, because you back there. I did. Yeah.

I worked on you. You got to give game. It was all it was, it was very subtle. It was very subtle because she had liked one of my photos. I actually like a video of just like me. and my dad like it was like his birthday or something whatever she liked it and I'm like who the hell's like in my video oh okay cool boom then uh I end up seeing her profile a couple days later then I like some of her photos then she likes a couple more on mine and then all I did was

send a DM of the Spider-Man emoji like like pointing and it was like you like we're the same like we're the same you know and then it just went from there and I backed her did she did she respond yeah what was her response uh like You know, I don't know, something like twin or I don't know. It was just like, it was cool. It was like a cool vibe. It wasn't too much. I wasn't like doing the most.

Like, what's up, baby? Where are you from? Where you at? Like, it was, no, it was just cool. Like, we were just having regular conversation for a while. It wasn't like the DM you sent sweetie. It was different. No, that's been unscensed.

Wow. He never happened. He did. He loved sweetie. Back in the day. Back in the day. Back in the day. His Quavo got sweetie off a DM.

Off an emoji. An emoji. Yeah. That was before. I predated Quavo. Didn't work for you, though. Yeah. No, it didn't.

I didn't. I didn't want it to. All right. That's it. All right. That's it for Cheesemation. Brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings.

I'm Parwin-O-C. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? All right. Silly of us to think tradition has a place here in Los Angeles. It doesn't.

We sent out Greg to Elie. Asian Park because it is world renown to have an opening day tailgate in the morning. It's opening day today. And we're thinking, okay, everyone's going to be at a Legion Park like every day. Like every, they do every year. For the last 100,000 years. Right. There's going to be mariachi.

There's going to be bane. There's going to be Michaladas and Dominique Carnasada, all of that. And so we sent Greg out. Greg, you're on the line. What's up, Greg? Yeah. Is it opening day? I don't know.

It doesn't feel like opening day out here. Oh, really? Sent the worst person, bro. I know. I don't think Padreys fans would do this. either. You know, Dodger fans? This is how Dodger fans treat their own team. What happened, bro? What happened when you pulled up? First of all, I pulled up and Elysian parks closed down. There's cops everywhere.

All right, they have everything taped tops. No vibes. There's no music. There's no food. I was looking forward to the shots and Michi Lada's and nothing is here. I didn't hear this was going to happen. To me, this is the first time it's happening. Yeah. This is horrible. What the hell's going on out there? I've had a couple people of like pull up on me right now, which like are the actual true Dodger fans that want to show out. But, Nobody pulled up like, I'm waiting for the vibes. Where are the vibes? Don't do that.

Don't do that. There's so many vibes. There's so many vibes. We're not sure where they are. Where are the Dodger fans getting pushed now? You know, if it's not a Legion Park, like, what is it? Highland Park. I don't know.

Echo Park. Like, yeah, now, like, where we go? Or Dilly Detention Center? Possibly. Yeah, let's not for that. How about that? I don't like the feeling of this. I'm going to be honest.

I'm going to call out the Dodgers or the city planners right now. This is gross. This is gross. This is grotesque behavior. Yeah. Where are you going now, though? Like, are you, like, riding around? What's you doing, bro?

Nope. I posted up right in front of Dodger Stadium. Just staring at the stadium right here. I'm by myself. It's me and sushi, you know, just chilling. Look it at the stadium. It's kind of romantic. A little date, okay.

Yeah, you sit there and look at greatness. Okay. Okay, well, yeah, I guess live from Dodger Stadium. Yeah. With no one there. No one there. We really wanted to give away Natsbury Farm tickets with Greg. Yeah.

Okay. Just so you know, the game's true. tomorrow. I still have Dotson. Barry Farms ticket to give out. Okay. Somebody DM us where the vibes are. No.

They hit them up that there's something that starts at 11. Later. Yeah. Everybody had to scatter and probably, you know, pretty clear. All right. Well, thanks for that. Greg. Thanks for your reporting, brother.

Yeah. I'll be here. Just with the vibes, you know, I guess. I'm bringing the good vibes to Dodger Stadium. Okay. Padre sucks. All right. Samick Monmoe.

Yeah. Make Monmoe. Yeah. All right. If you've ever been or felt like you couldn't put down your phone because you were scrolling. Maybe you knew you had to go to sleep, but you literally just spent an hour on Instagram.

Or you're forever on YouTube. Or you put your phone down and literally a second later, you pick it right back up just to refresh your feet, right? Almost feeling a little bit addicted. Yeah. The algorithms are set up that way. However, now they have been found liable and have to pay up for it. A Los Angeles jury.

has ruled against meta platforms. That's Facebook. I believe that's Instagram too. Meta platforms and YouTube. Siding with a 20-year-old woman who says the apps harmed her mental health. She said that she started using Instagram as a kid as young as nine and became addicted leading to depression and anxiety. The jury agreed. Saying that the companies and finding that the companies were liable were negligent, designed addictive,

features and failed to warn users about the risk. Now get this. This young woman was awarded $6 million in damages with the meta responsible for the majority of this. They do believe, like they've came out with their own responses, meta and YouTube, and they will be challenging this. However, this is big. And I clearly can see why they would challenge it.

Because now that this young woman won her case, now it sets it up for, for so many people to come at them with lawsuits. No, seriously. Because we kind of think it's our own doing. Yeah. But bro, when was it? You weren't addicted to stuff like this beforehand? I wasn't.

Some people were, some people might have been on the pokey. But you know what I'm saying? Yeah. You never felt this way, this strong, I guess, need to constantly be on your phone before these types of apps. Little did we know, because we're thinking it's out of our own will. Little did you know they're designed that way and didn't tell you about it.

at all. And yeah, it sets a precedent because it's like, as soon as I saw this, I'm like, oh, how much am I owed? Yep. Because, you know, I feel the same way. Started with my space when I was like 12. And, you know, yeah, there is sometimes where like I'll be at the table and my girl be like, why are you on your phone?

I'm like, actually, I don't know. Yeah. You know, I really, it's a habit. It's a habit at this point. And now it has turned into so commonplace, but we weren't that way before. So I do think that this is a big step in holding these platforms accountable. It can almost seem like really, we're going to blame them. No, but for real, they've been set up in a way to like, again, when we talk about, I was talking about something, then all of a sudden it's there.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And on the dark side of it, if you have really sad thoughts or feelings or depressive, like, I don't know, ideas. Yeah. These algorithms can be set up in a way that will not come for you, but give you more of that content, kind of supporting that negative feeling. Not in a good way, not to get you out of it, but just adding on to it. And that could be the straw that broke the camel's back in some places. Yeah.

That could be the push that takes you over the edge. And so now these companies are being found liable for that. Yeah, because it's like prove it's not addictive then. And I bet you those companies can't. Well, you got to think something with like cigarettes, right, had to come with a warning label. You know, everything has, these things need these types of warning labels. And unfortunately, these social media places and YouTube didn't do that. So, yeah, very, very crazy story to keep up with.

Like I said, they will be challenging. it and we know how these things go in this country but this is one big step towards the accountability of what and how addictive these apps can be follow us for more brown bag mornings 106 on all social media platforms please stay honest follow us and you can see all of our hope you help lines that you missed on our YouTube channel yes yeah they're very addicting very okay let's get into studios fool hey start hell of studios what's nine plus 10 turn your line look at this dude look at Do you ever sit there and just maybe sometimes even argue with somebody through a text

and you just want one word that can calm it all down, calm your anxiety. I know the word. Well, there's one word. What is it? Sorry. It's my bad. It's, oh, I was wrong. Never let down.

Never back down. It could really be easy, guys. You could just say sorry and it's all settled. And you know what? Yeah. Well, they say that the word to calm you down is just to text someone, OKie. Okay. But I feel like that word,

Okie, O-K-K-I-E. Okay-do-ky. Like, okay-do-ky. But I feel like when you text someone like that, that they're going to start to be like, oh, yeah, okay, oh yeah. You're going to get them more, Matt.

You're going to get them more upset. It's like texting K. Yeah, so I just, so I just, I just text people off. Leave me alone. This is in the midst of an argument. In the midst of an argument. But the study is saying the word okay and like cute words.

can relieve your personal anxiety. Yeah. And I like that word. Amor. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Hi.

We're going to have tacos tonight. Okay. Yeah. It just feels cute. What word? Is there a word that you guys like hearing and it just is like, oh, that's so cute. Czechoslovakia. I love that word.

And the country doesn't exist, but I love saying. Oh, no, Czechoslovakia. What do you mean it doesn't exist? It did at one point. It did. It did. But now they're split in Czech Republic. Czech Republic.

Croatia. In Slovakia. In Slovakia. In Slovakia. In Slovakia. Slovakia. Slovenia. I don't know my country.

It's slow and baca. But I really love. Mine's mesothelioma. There you go. You know you do use that a lot. You do use that a lot. I do. But it would also be, uh, daddy.

Come home. That's the one. A word that you could tell yourself and it just makes you. Oh, me. Uh, cowabunga. Aw. He's such a little turtle head. Cowabanga.

And she Czechoslovakia? Czechoslovakia. Is it? Papi Chulo. No, that's two words. Yeah, say one, one. Like a hyphen. Yeah.

Nobody tells me, I just tell myself. Pachulo. Papuchulo. So you know. Look at me when you say that. Say the words to each other. Puppet chulo. And say,

and that's a jersey, let me tell you, dude. You're so hot in that dog's jersey, dude. Daddy come home. Right now. And you get the hell out of the way. I'm out, I'm out. You know, Vic Gers inside. I'm actually mad.

I don't sit next to you no more. we used to annex to each other we did I used to be your left hand you used to be my right now and we used to just hand each other off every day

hand me the headphones plug me in what Angie checkoslovakia checkoslovakia and you got the hell out of here okay check those

all right that's enough studios look at this studios has food Vig are you good to do sports I feel like I don't know you're going to

I'm great no no no Got Lian. Shoot the J. Shoot it. Play ball. All right. You all might hate this guy for what he did to Kobe's legacy. Oh, that is Luca Magic.

Long distance. Dial it up. Besides his name, Donchick. Again. Again. All the Kobe fans were furious when Bam out of bio broke Kobe's 81 point game record. Right. But Luca Donci.

has just broken a Kobe record and nobody is keeping that same energy. Because Luca just beat Kobe's record of fastest Laker to reach 2,000 points in a season since Kobe in 05 and 06. Awesome, let's go. Wow. But nobody's mad. He doesn't respectfully, he's a Laker 2 and he's really cool. Well, for one, he's a likable player.

Very likable. And for two, Kobe loved him. Oh, really? Kobe loved him. Gigi loved him. That was one of Gigi's favorite players. Amazing. And one of the last games at Kov's.

Kobe attended it was when he was when they were playing the maps yeah and you know he got to dab him up and you know Gigi embraced him and all that so I think I think I think just you know Luca just has his aura about him that it just says a la about him yeah yeah Kobe he actually learned trash talking in Slovenian just to trash talk Luca while he was on the court Czechoslovakia Czechoslovakia yeah hey big up to

big up to Luca because he didn't just do the the the 2,000 points He did this over the 60 points too, no? He did that a few days ago. Exactly. And he just beat a Jordan record. A Jordan record as well. He's taking all the goats records. Yeah, he's the first player to average 40 points over a six game span all on the road since MJ in 86.

Now LeBron, huh? Not LeBron. Yeah, he has a bunch of actually like... He did the 60 point game recently. He did. I went and looked up and he's like already broken one, two, three, four, five, six, seven Kobe records. Like, Lakers franchise records. You know what it is?

He keeps it humble. Yeah. Keeps it humble. He's not trying to gloat about the records he's breaking. He's just trying to commemorate. Break all the records you want. Just don't break our hearts. Exactly.

The next record he's going to break of Kobe's is he's going to be the first MVP since Kobe in 2007, 2008. Laker MVP. He's going to be the MVP this year. How do we know? Because I just told you. Okay. Hold on. I have a question.

Yeah. Do you have to make it to the finals? to? No. No, regular season MVP. Oh, okay. Regular season MVP. The last Laker to win one was Kobe in 2007, 2008.

So after that, no, Lakers got MVP? No. What? And it's their own season. What do you mean? Because you're saying Lakers MVP. I know, but no. MVP of the NBA.

Oh. It just happens to be a Laker. Yes. So confusing. See, you can understand that, but you can't understand what your girl wants from you? It's crazy. This is important. This is Kobe.

Say that to Jordan. Yeah, Jordan's important too. Yeah, him and Kobe. No, your girlfriend. Oh, my girlfriend that you have for name-tadded. Oh, sorry, I thought we were talking basketball. My bad, yeah. Oh, now you're playing dumb.

Jordan. This Jordan. That Jordan is Jordan. This Jordan. The one I have that dude right here. Yeah, Jordan with the line. Just like, why did she get with you? Because she's going to be thinking.

Every time I think Jordan, I think. Don't do that. My girl. Exactly. Yeah. All right. That was sports. Let's get the hell out of here.