Brown Bag Mornings - 3/27/26 Pregnant and My Mom Won't Make Some Sandwiches! 🤰| Brown Bag Mornings

Episode Date: March 27, 2026

The crew stages an intervention for Melissa, whose mom is trying to hijack her baby shower guest list while complaining about the "exhausting" task of making ham sandwiches. Between the family drama, the crew roasts the Michigan woman who tried to gaslight a judge during a virtual hearing and investigates why Kim Kardashian is auctioning off her provocative "lawyer outfits" to fund legal services. [Edited by @iamdyre ⚾] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Low rider license plate bill (3:54) Chisme: Tiny responds to 50 Cent (6:38) Rap Sheet: J Cole's tight jeans rejection (9:55) Petty Police: Virtual court driving gaslighter (14:01) Scrolling with the Homies: Chinese dogs "in heat"  (18:05) The Weather W/ Concrete! (19:33) Homie Helpline: Melissa's stingy mom drama (1:00:53) Don't You Know I'm Local: humans raising cubs in suits (1:04:18) Chisme: Ray J's $6 million settlement (1:06:52) Money Moves: Kim Kardashian (1:10:42) Studious Foo: Cold weather heart disease risk (1:12:28) Play Ball: Ohtani's $4,000 Seiko watch gifts   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey, don't make your life harder than it needs to be. You really want to type Brat Back mornings every single time? Nah, just hit the subscribe button, Perrito. Do it. Go! What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Es? Don't you know I'm local? And I was looking up for lowrider in my system. You know, low rider. We found Lo Riding by F.S. This is a sample. This is a sample.

I just thought they made songs about planes, bro. This is 2000s, baby, right here. Look at G6. Look at G6. No, no, ride. Please tell me there was a Pareto remix to this. Of course, this is a banger. Hold on, I'm waiting for it to come in.

Yeah, I've heard. Yeah, I've heard it. What? I've heard this in my life. This is around like jerking time, too. That's fire though It's fire though Big up

Hell yeah Big up to FM And I want to show you some lowriding Because this is pretty cool This is pretty cool new bill That's proposed by our homie Mark Gonzalez He's came in here

A really cool guy Talks to us all the time About like what's going down Over there in the area of East L.A And he talked to us He even made EDM Day Yeah Oh that guy

Yeah A new bill that he proposed That could bring official Lowrider License plates To the screen of California. Nice. All right.

So if you, if you think like there's special California license plate that have like, I don't know. Like the sun on it

and stuff like that the palm trees. Yeah, yeah. These would have low rider like portraits or like low rider art and stuff like that. And of course it

come with an extra fee as anything does that's pretty customized in the DMV. But it would go to fun arts programs, youth initiatives and community events tied to low rider culture

to keep that culture going strong. I'm loving how I'm seeing the appreciation for low-writer culture. Granted, us being Latinos, we've always felt that way. But like those stamps that they just dropped for what that had low-writers, the U.S. Postal Service sold out. You can't get them anywhere.

And it's meant to give a push for people to start sending more mail because clearly there needs to be funding in like actual mail. Yeah. A physical mail. And to see this go on as well, I really like it. Yeah. Well, that's cool to see like a 180 because like low-writing was like band essentially like in a lot of parts of the city i mean they allow it in certain places you know

like they'll kind of turn the other way but yeah you know to like embrace it you know is actually pretty cool um so yeah i like that yeah and you're you're you're totally right on that vick seeing like these low-rided documentaries about how it started out here in los angeles and even why there's hydraulics because cars couldn't be a certain inch certain inches from the ground so hydraulics would have them lift up so they wouldn't get in trouble with the cops. All these cool little insights and to see it celebrated, I like it very much.

So people that have lowriders already have to go through hell of processes to like they have to pay extra fees, do extra tests, all of these things. So to see them now being appreciated, I do like that. And for that, we're going to play. This is the first,

this is a song I play when I get in my dad's lowrider all time. I always love you. 311 or? This is a banger. The 311 version. But are you playing the sample or you're playing the FM record? No, FM, come on.

Who doesn't? I like the original. Both. I'm ready, dog, just to be like. I will always love you. We made E-Man happy today. All right. We're getting to some schismation.

Zooler, come here? Now what's going on? Cheesemation with Ann. With me and you guys T.I's wife, Tiny, is actually responding back at 50 Cent after he posted like unflattering pictures of herself on IG. Wow, okay. So if you guys don't know, T.I. and 50 Cent, they've been beefing it.

They've had a back and forth, right? Because it started pretty much as like T.I. was challenging for a versus and 50 Cent was just like laughing it off, right? Yeah. So they've been having a back and forth and 50 cent being 50 Cent. he posted this picture of Tiny and it's just like a picture of her looking not so great. And so recently

they asked Tiny like how did you feel when you got dragged into this beef? I felt like it was of course uncalled for because I mean I feel like if you're a man and you're dealing with another man, you should keep the beef between you and that man. You know what I'm saying? To brain me in

it, it's like for what? For what? I think it was uncouthful She's from the South. I know. She's a little accent. She has a little accent. Yeah. And a lot of people were praising her for that because it's like, yeah, you're right. These, it should have been just between you guys. The men?

Yeah, between T.I. and 50. But also, if you guys remember, the sons, T.I. Sons. They all got involved too. And so they asked her, like, how did you feel about that? I wasn't as affected as my family was. Like, they really, it was like, they really felt some kind of way. And I was like, whatever, you know what I'm saying? But, you know, I appreciate them for wanting to step up.

I didn't know they were going to do that, especially the money was a shock to me. I already know King is going to go to bed for me at all of course. Yeah. It's beautiful to see, I guess as a mom, your children ride for you without being asked to. He's like, oh my God, thank you. I'm that growing your life. Like, you love me like that. I know for real, but she gets cloned on a lot.

She does. So for her to grow that like tough skin because people do clown her, clown how in their relationship, the dynamics of all of that. And I, yeah, dudes always bring girls into beef. So, it's a thing. Especially beefing with 50. 50's going to go at whatever, whoever's around you, your mom, whatever, it doesn't matter. Any weakness he's going to be exposed.

And then they went back at his dead mother. Yeah, that's when King went. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was just... Did they ask her about that one? They did ask her, and she was just saying, like, you know what? I was not agreeing with what he was doing. And I kept telling King, like, take it out.

That's not... They'll be doing that. But King's going to do whatever he wants to do. Nice. Viti got armadillo skin, bro. He's just thick. He just laughs it off. You're right.

You're right. Thick and rough. Thick and rough. All right, that's it for Chishamation. Brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings. Speaking of 50 cents. If it's hip-hop, you know let these on.

There I go. Rep sheet. Let these set go. Today we find out that G-JJU-G unit could have had J-Col. Jay Cole is doing a press road on his album that just dropped the fallout. And he was talking to Cameron about the time he always. Almost signed to 50 cent. Check this out.

In fact, place. They was trying to put, I think, 50 on to my shit. Before Jay had heard my shit and I think they played my shit for 50. And what I was told his response was like, mind you, I had like lost. I had the song called Lost Ones.

I had Lice, please. I think 50 reaction from what I heard was, can't sign his jeans too tight. Are you going off the image, right? Right. I mean, I get it too because, I mean, guess what? That's when it made no sense,

me going to G unit, you know what? But shout to shot money, you know what? and a whole who seen the vision. Oh my gosh. You got to think they played 50 Cent. Yeah. Like, please. A little bad thing,

something like them tense. Oh, 50s at. No. Too soft for me. Big New York, okay? Oh, don't you. You and it had a hell of lovy-duffy song. Yeah, they had some.

This is 21 question by. Twenty-one. Most of 50s bangers were best friend. Yeah. Yeah, like his melodic vibes. Yeah. The window shopper. Yeah.

I'm going to tell me he didn't fit. They didn't want him to fit. Yeah. Fitty also responded on Instagram being the troll that he is to J. Cole. But I would have liked them to have done something. They have a song together. On Bourne Center, on the second track, on the second album. Yeah.

They have a song together. The bonus album? What song is it? Something New York? Yeah, it's like a New York song. I remember that. Yeah, I mean, but yeah, no, in the heyday. That wasn't 50's a day.

I would have liked. Oh, New York Times? Yes. Oh, I like the next time. I would have liked J. Cole to be like the Joe for them. I want to get to know you. Yeah. Bro, by the way, Lost Ones by J. Cole is a very deep record.

And it tripped me out that they would show 50 cent that. Yeah, why would they do that? Right? Yeah. Play them something else. Lost On's is a crazy record. It's a song about a couple that's going through getting pregnant and the guy not wanting it and stuff like that. Like it's why.

Yeah. Yeah. That's what it is. Great deep. Let me live. Didn't Nick Cannon have one of those records as well? All right. Bangor.

Wow, you guys don't know hip-hop, I guess. We don't want to. It's so funny because we always ask concrete to shine in on the hip-hop segments because he stays out of it. This is what he says. And this is what he said it. And you have vast Nick Cannon hip-hip knowledge? Nick Hunt and F. No, no, no.

No, no, what if my brother's got a baby? Brothers got a baby, right, by Tupont. All right, happy Friday, happy Friday. Nick Kenney. On the way. On the way. You're a couple years late, buddy. Scrolling, what's going down, great?

Yes, we are so desperate for good news that we are making fake stories go viral. Oh, dang, that's true. Like, concrete's chair. Hip hop. That's the sound of the police. The petty police. You're petty. You're petty.

I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and them. Petty is. Pretty. Pretty. Real answers only. Has anyone ever been in a courthouse?

Yeah. Yes. Okay. Have you ever tried to be petty with the judge? Or seen other people, maybe in other cases before. You try to be petty with the judge? Yeah. Start arguing those idiots.

Yeah. Start arguing or like give petty answers or attitude. Yes. I don't know. Yeah. The judge always is going to be more petty than you. you and then they got the power look. That is true.

That is true. That doesn't stop you though, huh? It didn't stop me, but yeah, they were trying to help me, but I was just being petty because I was mad at I was there. Oh my goodness. Be mad at the officer. Yeah, screwing that guy. Oh, my, so what were you being petty like?

I got pulled over because my Lexus had like blacked out lights on it. So the cop gave me a ticket. But I sold the Lexus and I went to court. And when I got to court, the cop was like, oh, did you fix it? I was like, I don't have the car anymore. He's like, did you fix it? And I was like, I don't have the car. He's like, I'm not asking.

Did you fix it? And I was like, I don't have. He's like, did you fix the car? And I was like, I don't have. He's like, go outside, take a picture of your car. Come back in here and show me a picture if you fixed it. So I showed him a picture of the car that I had. He's like, okay, that's all you have to do.

And I was so mad. I was like, stop, please. Please, stop. Leave you alone. All right. Well, this is a really funny and petty story that happened over in Michigan. So they were doing like a. virtual court hearing, right, with a lady that was supposed to chime in. And I don't know that if

she knew that the camera was on, but she was driving. She tried to gaslight the judge that it wasn't her driving. You need to hear how it goes down. You cannot be driving, ma'am. What are you doing? Come on. I'm not driving. I'm a passenger in a car. Am I crazy or does it not look like you're driving that car? I'm not driving the car. I'm a passenger in the car. I'm a passenger in the car. sir. What side of the car are you on? I'm on the left-hand side. That's the driver's side. How would you be on the left-hand side if you're a passenger in the front seat? Am I missing something?

Left hand side. I'm sorry. I've been sitting in a room. I didn't know. Oh my gosh. Okay. So then I literally I was watching this. I'm like, show the driver. Ask for the driver. And so he ends up asking, all right, put the driver on the, on the call. Let me see. Let me see the driver. Hang on one second. I have to ask their permission. Now. There was no driver.

She was freaking driving. She starts pulling over and you see all of this. Like you see her pulling over when she's asking for permission. She gets out of the car. And at that point, the judge had enough and then hit her with this. I'm entering a default judge. You lied to me. And put in their defendant was not available at the time and then was driving a car and telling the court she was not.

I'm entering a default judge. Have a great day. Thank you. Thank you. She's so mad. What a dumb. What a moron. Who does that? It would have been so easy to say my car is a Japanese mod where it's on the other side.

The same was on the other side. Japanese mod. I imported it from Japan. Yes. And granted, the fact that she was in a moving vehicle, well, clearly driving, it's distracted driving. But you could have pulled over. You could have done it from that. And you could have been like, you know what?

I'm sorry. I didn't know. I shouldn't have been, you know, driving on this call. Like, I apologize, Judge. It's so easy. You're literally. It says that simple. It is.

I got pulled over yesterday. Her hands on the steam while. I am not driving. It's your arm moving. Yeah, it's gas lighting to the upteenth degree. And the judge was like, no, no, no, whatever. I'm not driving. Move, moron.

I'm not driving. Watch her reason was, like, for distracted driving. He doesn't say why she was in the ritual court for the record. But, yeah, don't do that. Don't do that. Don't lie to judges, guys. No, no. And people will still do it.

Greg will still go up there and argue with the judge. Yeah. Only God could judge me, though, you know. He's the ultimate judge. You know everyone on the internet always gets in their feels when they see sad videos of little dogs just all by themselves. And just, you just see the little cute faces. That one's got us all at one point in time. Oh, my God.

I have multiple points in time. He said the dogs. Yeah. Yeah, right in the middle of watching Mari. I know. Just one dollar a day. Help this dog right here. Yep.

But there's a viral video right now that's going around from China of 10. Okay, why should you say like that? I know. China. Because I'm Chinese, man. Let me tell you. What? Tell the story.

That ad doesn't exist in China. Tell the story. There's 10 dogs walking on the side of a highway. And everybody is so. sad about these dogs because they're the German Shepherd that looks injured. They all look confused. Yeah, this weekend was it was hell of viral. That supposedly they escaped a truck that was going to send him to slaughter.

A tri-in-board truck? Yeah. And then they were trying to find their way back home, help the German Shepherd. It was viral. Everybody was trying to find out where these dogs. Yes. Great movie. We're sold.

Everyone was trying to find out where these dogs are going. What's wrong with them? Where are they? That's so sad. Yeah, I fell for it. You fell for it, right? What do you mean? fell for it. It's not true.

Those dogs are not lost at all. Those dogs are not lost. They have a home. There's another video going viral as well of them walking through a field, actually returning to home. But you know what they're saying? That's still part of the story. Homeward bound, dog.

No, but you know what the craziest part is? The dogs weren't lost. They were in heat. They were genuine? No. They were chasing ponies? What? They were ponies?

Reportedly allegedly, the German Shepherd, the main dog in the video was in heat and the other dogs are following him for that reason. What? Yes, so the dogs are trying to get it on. Okay, that sounds crazier than the other story. How do I know your story is true? It's reportedly allegedly. True. Wait. Wait. Wow. So what's so how do you know that that's the truth and other thing is alive? That's why there's so many dogs around that the dog sent that of it in heat. But who said that? The doctors. What doctors? The scientists? The scientists? Wait,

I didn't watch the full story. Yes, I did. No, someone from the village that he's at, that those dogs are from told reporters, hey, that thing that's going viral is not true. These are actually from our village and that one is in heat and that's where they were all swarming it. Yes. Okay. So the corgi, the story that I fell forward with the corgi, the corgi was leading.

That's not true. That's not true. That's us making us. us making up stuff so that we can feel better about the state of the world. Or is it all Chinese propaganda? For what? Chinese propaganda, man. For what?

It's real. It's real. What do you mean? They're trying to get one over on punch? Yeah. Punch, monkey. Yeah, it's like, okay, y'all gave it to Japan. Bring it over here.

Chinese propaganda. Well, let's do some of our own. That's right. Watch they probably have stories of dolphins from over here. Right. Everybody watches different things from, like every country has a little different. I'm sticking with us. Yeah, that's the truth.

That the dogs are in heat and their horns up. Dogs follow other dogs when they're all, I don't know. I never heard of that. The red rocket. It's the girl. The push pop was out. So they were all trying to get a turner one. Yeah.

And the German shepherd. Even the corgi? All the dogs. It's funny because there's a big old. The cori. Get out of your corgi. Get out of your corgi. Corgi.

Carggy and German Shepherd. You can't even get up my leg. I can't even get up my leg. All right. Thanks, Greg. I think. Which dog went last? Why do you want?

No. I don't know. Creep. Yeah. We're trying to list for that. All right. Let's get into the weather, Concretto. And now the weather.

Oh, hell the dog. With concrete storm. It's Viernes. It's going down for the weather. Friday, March 27. The kids are happy. Yeah. First, we throw the dub up in the city of Atlanta.

The Dodgers going three-pee winning after the first game. 83 and 59 degrees at night. Now we hit up circus liquor in the city of North Hollywood. Cop a three-pack of Modellos. Makes the body good. What? Makes the body good. No, it was, you know, 84 and 60 degrees at night.

Next, we spin the classics in the city of Norwalk, where Fus stayed catching fades like a short stop. 84 and 59 degrees, peritos. Last thing, we back up the homies in the city of Montclair, where foos trip and get folded like a long chair. It's actually pretty nice over there. 86 degrees and 61 at night. Perrito's going to be pretty warm.

Keep your water coolers filled up with modellos and beers and all kinds of stuff. It's going to be a good weekend, man. Dodgers play today again, right? Yeah, ring ceremony today, right? I don't know why you're asking the pottery fan. Ring ceremony because he stays watching us. No, I thought he does. You do.

Your biggest haters are your biggest watchers. Los Angeles scandalous. You're going to be 83 and 59 degrees. at night. North Hollywood, you're going to be 84 and 60 degrees at night. Norwalk, 84 and 59, and Montclair, 86 and 61 degrees at night. Barito's, it's your boy concrete for Brambeck mornings are proud 106. Let's go. All right, check this out, homie.

You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line. Melissa, needs our help. Melissa, Melissa hit us up and said, hey, Brownbag. I'm Melissa.

and I am so stressed out about planning my baby shower. She said, I feel like I don't have much help, and it seems like I'm literally planning the baby shower all by myself. She said, a baby shower is supposed to be thrown for you, and I'm not feeling showered at all. She said, my friends haven't asked to help with anything. My in-laws gave us money, so that's something I'm really grateful for, but my mom and my brothers are quiet.

my mom is more worried about inviting her friends and when I explain to her that we have even though I explained to her that we have a limited guest count she said she also complained about the simple task I gave her which was to make the sandwiches and two awa frescas and a salad every day she calls me asking when am I going to do her nails when am I going to take her to eat why I don't take her food and coffee to work she even called me taqana for not doing these things for her. What does that mean? Yeah. Cheap. Cheap. Oh, okay.

Frugal, stingy. Okay. She said, instead of calling me and telling me to focus on studying for my boards test, she worries about herself and her needs. This is her first grandchild, and you would think she would be helping more and would want me to be stress-free, but all she's thinking about is her stupid friends and her displaying my baby shower as if she's even acting like a good grandparent. now. Little do her friends know she isn't helping with much. She said she only agreed to make

sandwiches because I said if she makes them, we can invite her friends, but it was just to see what she would say. She even said to give her money to pay for the stuff because it's too much. My mom isn't helping this process at all. She's making it harder. Would it be wrong of me to un-invite her and all her friends. So the sandwiches that she's talking about, like, well, isn't it just regular sandwiches with ham and mayo and that's it? Like a sandwich? Yeah, sandwich.

I'm assuming like catering type of a little toothpick. Her little input. Oh, okay, because I'm like, that's pretty simple. Like a little something, but like the part of like, oh, can you send me the money for them? Yeah, yeah, that's what she said? That's expensive. That's what I'm asking you for this. You know what I'm saying?

It's like, so what you have to cover like a hundred bucks maybe of, uh, uh, sandwich stuff like I'm wondering what the mom's like financial situation is too because I there's this book called rich dad poor dad and it's the difference in between having a wealthy or a parent and not one not so much yeah and I'm thinking maybe because she sees the swagra or how much they put in it can cause her a little bit resentment towards what her family does but also it could be there's a difference there you know possibly but there's still like an effort thing yeah like ask well she said she was going to do it but just pay for it because maybe I don't have the bread.

Maybe I can give in an effort while you. You for me? That's just, that's what the only question I would ask, like, what would her financial situation be in this, in this situation? Yeah.

Because it's very easy to start comparing. We do it with our partners. We do it with our lives and we can easily do it with our parents. Yeah. And you know, it's their first grandkids, so they're going to go band for band on the sweat grass. Like,

yeah, they're going to go crazy. Yeah. Well, yeah, the in-laws just giving money and getting out the way is like, they're making things easier. Because guess what? Someone else would be like, yeah, they give me money, but they're not putting in. They're not getting effort.

They're not decorating. There's always going to be that. Sometimes you could just throw money at things just to. And it's like that what doesn't count to other people. Like you could just throw money, but like are you there? Are you present? Are you doing this? So again, it's like that comparison factor.

What's Melissa's love language? Yes. It might be. It might be don't make me do it all myself. Yeah. Let's talk to her. Oh, yeah. Help me fold these chairs.

You know, porphyse. Help me clean up. Yeah. Melissa. Melissa. Hello. Good morning. Hi. She's waking up. Morning.

Good morning. Yeah, it's the morning, bro. It's the morning. She's pregnant. Melissa, talk to us. No way. I had an initial question. Can you tell us about your mom's financial situation?

So my mom's a preschool teacher. So she lives, she's not rich. She's not like, you know, but she lives comfortably. Okay. She'll be going on trips with my dad. Oh, she's good. That changes everything. No, it doesn't.

That's her, it's her gusto. No, but she doesn't have $100 for sandwiches. If she wants something, she gets it. Okay. Wow. All right. So you feel very unshowered, is what you said. Pause.

Not like that. She's freaking pregnant for a baby shower. So, first off, my friends aren't really in a good place to be helping me a lot. One of them is in Boston. The other one, they're going through like a family. family emergency and the other one has like kids of her own so they they have their own things to worry about so to put any pressure on them would be selfish of me now my mom um it's just the fact that yes so many opinions so many so many things to say yet when I give her a task she's like

I know no no get to be let me tell me one of your people yeah like your inconvenience in her yeah like I'm like dang like a salad or when I asked her okay well would you what do you want to help me with okay te poe do one awa and one salad I was like okay I could make you salad and the water like a drink yeah she could do one salad one hour and I was like what's for like 60 70 people like can you make another one I possess okay whatever like she complains about thinking it yeah I get and then and then I'm and I'm like okay, I want to do the, and the sandwiches I want are like the croissant breads from Costco. And I've done them before for my bridal shower. Okay.

And my suegra was the one who made them. So then that's why she was like, oh, no, for her to do. She did a good last time. Ah. It's just putting bread, cheese, and turkey together. Like, that's a lot. And then, again, she only said that because I was like, well, if you do them, you can invite all your friends. And then she's like, oh, okay.

Like, what? Wow. Okay. So she wanted to invite her friends. So when we were making our guest list, when we totaled up everything without having extra mom's friends, we're like, okay, we're already kind of at Mac. You're in the thousands at that point. So I let my mom know and his mom know.

And like, okay, you can, we're inviting this much. Right now we don't really have room for. extra people. In the case that people are like, no, we can't make it or whatever, then cool. But I gave her that, that, um, I just, we decided on that. Well, I have this person, this person. Okay, we'll pick one. Well, no, I have four. We'll know where you can only have one. Okay, well, deal with us to do you guys, but they can, um, I can't, um, I can't give them as much girls only. Yeah, like, I like, I like a cold.

But it's, but it's her, yeah, she's, and we're doing men and women. Yes. But it's our decision. It's the fact that you're not respecting that. And it's not just me. It's my husband now too. Melissa,

is this the way your mom has always been? Or is she usually supportive and, like, helpful and throws you parties and all of that? Because I see on your page you recently got married to, right? Yeah. So at the wedding, again, my swagros helped us financially a lot. Okay. Without, my man's the type to not. ask for anything. He, he, he liked to take care of us on his own. His mom literally had to throw money

at us because, like, he just does not like to take anything. But they helped a lot. My mom offered, like, okay, con get the polio you that. I asked her, I'm like, do you want to help me with my dress? And she was like, I know, too, to come to like, like, he asked me what I need help with. I give her what I need help with. And then she tells me no. I'm like, okay, you tell me what you. You tell me what you could help you with. And what does she help you with? And look at you. And so I don't even remember if she even helped with.

So then she is like this. So this is how she, what's her pattern? Let me tell you right now. And I love my mom. When it comes to my guess, I love being extra. I love doing cute things for her.

And I think that's why she's just got so comfortable with like asking me for like little. And they're little things. But. Yeah, like her nails and like these coffee. Yeah. Before I got into the program of school, I started picking up on doing nails just for fun as a little side hustle. And so I do her nails all the time.

When I was in school, it slowed down because I'm studying. I'm stressed. I can't do that. But here and there, I was doing them. And again, now I'm standing for my boards. And every day, she's like, when I'm going to do I'm stressed? I'm like, lady, you know I'm stressed. You know what I'm going through.

Like, I have a belly right now, woman. Yeah. Yeah. So what's your question? Should she, should you un-invite her? So I thought of the idea of having, like, she could throw a separate one if she wants with just her friends. Yeah. And it's not a lot of friends.

And she can make one little alcohol and one little salad. Yeah. Yes. But again, my mom's not the type to want to hold. So I'm like, if I tell her that, she'll just get mad. You know, Melissa, from what I, you know, from what I'm hearing, look, your mom is not the one that's going to help out. and all that at all. So God went and said, I'm going to send you a man

and a mother-in-law that's going to take care of you. So count your blessings with that. She wants her mom to be part of it though. Yeah, she would be part of it. But then you just have her show up. Her manner, in su manera. Which is stressing her out. All it is is doing the stressing around.

Yeah. I don't know how. Don't let it stress you out. Yeah. You're going to be stressed out anyway. And I love it. Like, I don't love it for you. But welcome to motherhood.

This is every little thing that stress us out. The way our mothers are are going to stress us out. The way our suegras might be is going to stress us out. Like all of that is going to stress us out. And it's going to be like, why is nobody helping me? It's always going to feel like a lonely battle. And on their end, they're probably thinking they're helping you. Your mom probably thinks spending time with you while you do her nails is helping you.

True. Yeah. At the end of the day, I have my man. Whenever I have books on my own. And any time I'm like, I found this person can use out. I found this. I like this person. She does that.

Oh, money bags. Wow. Oh, you're nice. Let me ask you this. Sometimes, sometimes your mom does what her mom did for her. Maybe her mom wasn't there for her, so she doesn't know how to express that. That's real stuff. I wasn't even invited to my mom's baby shower as a kid.

Like. Aren't you the baby? Wait, weren't you the baby? No, with my two little brothers. Oh, okay, okay. How old are they? She might you? One is 19.

One is 21. Yeah. Okay. And you are? I'm 29. I'm going to be 30 next. Who made that baby shower for her? Was it herself?

I think it was one of my mazadinas. Yeah, that's their bed. Melissa, maybe you're the infadosa. Maybe? No, she's not. Wait, wait a minute. Let them talk. Let him talk.

Maybe you're the infadosa. What makes you say that? I don't know. Maybe she's, are you, no, I'm not saying ungrateful. Maybe maybe because you're pregnant. You're extra needs. I don't know. I'm just saying.

I don't ask nobody for nothing. Okay. I'm just, my mom has... I'm just mad. My mom won't do nothing. Wait, wait, hold on. You did ask your mom for a couple things.

I had fallen feet. Hold on. It's the fact that... Is it weird to ask you what ethnicity your mom is? Mexican. She's Mexican. Oh, okay. Because I'm looking at this photo of you guys on your page.

Uh-huh. She reminds me so much of my mom and my mom's happy. But it's like, Oh my, like she dressed you up when you were little. You guys took like glamour shots. No, it seems like it's very, I don't, I think the closest would probably be pageant mom of like a mom that likes to show out.

That likes to like, oh, my, my thing. I don't get what I have. But I'll step up. Yes. Yes. Yes. And I really like this post that you gave because you're so cute. Online for show, it doesn't seem like you have problems with your mom.

No. She said I wouldn't be who I am without the love this lady gave and still gives me every single day my best friend, my biggest supporter. No, I love it. I love it. And then her bridal shower was like, thank you to my mom and my sweat. What? Yes. Yes.

Well, she doesn't leave her mom out. Of course. My mother didn't pay for anybody. But thank you for her for attending. No, I think it's just now. Like, I don't know if now my mom is just so used to it being. Okay, so thank you. Yeah, it wasn't that way previously.

It's like that now. And let me ask you this. What does your husband think of all this? He... Think, what is think? He doesn't think? So he's more like whatever we got it. Yeah.

Yeah. You know, which is true, but... And your mom's probably like, whatever they got it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Does your husband make a lot of money? He does well. Okay, girl. My mom probably looks at it like, oh, they got the money for you.

Your mom might be there. I know, but it shouldn't be like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right. It should not be like that. It should not be like that. I'm your only daughter. Oh, yes, I'm the only daughter.

This is your first grandchild. Like, even, I'm not asking you to pay for things. I'll pay for the food. It's going to trip you out when your brother has a kid. Yeah. And she's right. Oh, she's going to go out loud. Your mother, my mom, my mom, my mom is a Bob Morales.

Let me tell you, when my older brother. when my older brother got a scholarship to Northridge. We live in San Bernardino. She would cook, she would cook, she would cook, make these big old mills, Philip Allerra, to make, to make, to make, like, two weeks worth of food. All for.

To send him, because he didn't know how to drive, and he didn't know how to cook. Why, you're the middle child? I'm the second. Okay, second to the middle. Middle is four. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that seems right.

Oldest daughter. You got to fend for yourself. The only daughter. Only daughter. Yeah. You nothing, huh, but you can see it. And it's not fair to you. It's totally not fair.

And your puppy? So my stepdad who raised me passed away 2018. My real dad, he's not really in the picture. Yeah. He's not real. He's not a real dad. He's not a real dad. All right.

Oh, my little sweetheart, Melissa. Her husband got it. They're rich. No. This is a big thing in her life right now, She's pregnant and she's literally plotting on Should I let this lady that gave birth to me even come to my baby shower? Because she doesn't want to make no sandwiches.

Mom's done. She already gave you away, daughter. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But also, you mentioned that she's the first one flexing everything. Does that really bother you?

Mama need the life too. She was like, well, it's not right that I don't invite everybody. I invite it to the shower from the wedding. I'm like, what do you mean? I'm not even inviting. everybody from the wedding. Like, she's like, why,

yeah, I'm like, she's like, what? She loves that. You're her pride and joy. She's telling all her home girls. Can we talk to her?

Yeah, I would love to talk to her. She sounds fun. She sounds like a fun. She sounds like a vibe. Can you help me put it? No, She is. In that same post, I put, she's everybody's best friend.

Because everybody loves her. She's cool. She's the vibe. She's the vibe. She's the live. That's me, guys. Who needs to prep? Who needs to do all of them?

I'm just here for the vibe, guys. She like to dance at parties all the time? The two steps? She's, yeah, she's fun. But she's just, I don't know. But you don't need that right now. You need to be taken care of. I have a question.

What if this is all an elaborate hoax? And they're throwing you a surprise baby shower. Because respectfully, you should not be throwing your own baby shower. True. What if your friends coming from Boston? You don't even know. No, she's coming for sure. I know that.

But what if it's like this weekend? And you're all stressed for nothing. I know you ever call on the radio station. Everybody, like, hearing all. I hate them all. I don't want her in my baby shower. Why she don't want me, man? Oh, she's not.

You stop it before we give her breakfast. And Hicks, whatever. Rasting Hicks, yeah. Hickups for the baby. No, it's false alarms. It's like false contraction. False contractions. I love that.

Okay, but you and your Suegros and your man, you're good. They're kind of like, look, we'll take care of it. But you really, you're needing your mom at this point in time. And it's totally understandable. You're about to be a first time mom. You know, like this is all new territory. There's a lot of hormones, all of that. And your feelings are valid.

Melissa needs help figuring out whether she should. ban her mother from her baby shower or not her mom seems to be very hung up on making this like a better term about herself talking about the baby talking about the decorations or what she needs to have or how many friends she can invite but the moment that melissa's like hey can you help me out with something she gets like oh I know why why would like yeah yeah you want you want you want more than one ha mica who needs more than one have like that's so easy to make dog Is it? Yes.

Little flowers. They make them pre-package. You just add water. If you got a Bayarta, literally, they'll just, you can buy the jugs are. Oh, you could. It's so easy, dude. Baby girls' love language is probably acts of service. Because, yes, you could buy it at Costco or a Bayarta, but it means more of you make it.

She even said it, Mom, just make the sandwiches. Just make it. Like, how nice is that? Yeah. Yeah. I think she just needed a really good vent session because the stuff she's posted is how her mom helped for the bridal shower. and that just happened. Like, Melissa, you just got married, no, like last year?

In October. In October. Like, all of these things are very recent, right? You getting married, the bridal shower, all of that, and your mom was there. And she didn't pay for anything. No, she helped in her way. In a way. Yeah.

Okay. All right. In a way. I don't think so. I don't think so. That's pay you a bien, I, huh. Yes. Did she give you away at your wedding?

Um, her and my dad from Mexico, he had flew out and this was like his chance to like kind of make a relationship. And so I let him. And he's already back in Mexico. But yeah, I let her. Incredible. So when she gave you to her man, it's a figurative, like to your man, it's figurative to like, yeah. Your problem. Yes, too.

Yeah. Your problem. Yeah. Your problem. Now she's your problem. I'm just her home girl. We just do our nails together. Yeah, but you're, it's frustrating for Melissa. because Melissa is with child.

She wants her mom. And she wants her mom. I even texted her like a few days ago. Like, look, mom. And because sometimes I, so I speak to her in English since I was little. It's just the way it always was. I speak to her in English. She talked to me in Spanish.

So sometimes when I'm texting her, I'm like, maybe it's getting lost in translation and it comes off as disrespectful. So I translated it in the nicest way without being mean or anything. Just basically, mom, I'm stressed. I need to worry about passing my test. It's a two-part test. So I passed the first one. Amazing.

I need to take the second one. You're going through a lot of life changes. Yeah. And so I was like, I'm stressed about that. I just need your help with the food. If you can't do that, that's fine. I'll figure it out another way. And then she called me.

And she's like, why me is talking about this? No, me when you When you, when you, I'm like, whoa, all I,

why is it wrong? Like, I was just so shocked. I'm like, what did I say? Yeah. No me you think you

want to me like that. Talk to me like that. And this is going to be your new normal, baby girl. You know, you know,

well? Yeah, well. Hey, you need to give us her number. We need to talk to the seora.

We'll pretend, we'll pretend like, hey, we just want to know what you think of your daughter, and then let her talk about how much she loves you, and then you can cry. Let's call her on three-way. She's on, she's at work. She'll still answer. She'll still answer. She literally has, like, she's a preschool teacher, so she can't leave. Oh, yeah, she is.

Oh, we're going to tell her she just won $10,000 for La Cura Sao. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there you go. We'll call her during nap time. La Cla Cout. Okay, let's go to the phone line. Should she, should she, she, she'll miss her. to un-invite her mom for not being as supportive, not helping put in. And Melissa's really stressed.

Life is really like a lot of changes, a career change. She's now married, got married in October. Now she's having a baby shower. Okay? Let's go to Albert and Southgate. Goa, Albert. Good morning. Albert.

Why do you sound familiar? I don't know, Ryan, but I guess I have a familiar voice. Yeah. He heard you in his dreams. That's what. All right, Albert, what would you tell him, Melissa? I'm still currently going, and I've been married for like nine years, bro, and I'm still going through the same situation.

Melissa's going, right? And God, my parents have always been well off, you know, financially, everything, stable, everything. When I got married, my parents, they might as well just had paid the wedding for me. Right? Wow. So you're different then. Oh, you're talking your wife is like, is like her.

My wife has the identical situation. She always hits me with like, why isn't my mom supportive? Can you believe it? I'm like, look, at the end of the day, that is your mom. I cannot give you my opinion directly because you'll feel some type of way. You get me? I was like, am your mom. What do you mean if my mom?

Don't see that. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly, exactly. You know, when my wife had our first son, the first day when my son, I walked into the room was like, ay,

why don't you peignate? Where's your maquiaque? Why didn't you get dressed? Why do you get ready, lady, put your makeup on? She told that to your wife after giving birth? Like, literally 10 minutes after giving birth. I'm in the room. I'm in the room like looking at this lady.

Do you know what your daughter just went through? she just got hit almost by a train and you're over here thinking of makeup. Yeah, for the picture. You gave me? Yeah, let her look for centipole. So she's going to go with another? Nah, nah, nah.

Dejian that's, for the, they're not casasas. The women are still dating and stuff like, you know, you're a mom. You're a mom. You get me? So it's one of those things where, like, she said that her, her man tells her

she's got to suck it up, and they got to suck it up. They got this. At the end of the day, I think that's the best situation. And if it's possible, just, all right, let the friends and the mom come. Who cares? You know, you try because if you go into this with thinking, I'm not invited my mom. I don't want her friends.

I don't want her. It's just going to cause way more problems, man. I get it. It's her mom. She wants supportive. She wants to do this. She wants her mom to be next to her. But sometimes these seignoras, they, I,

I don't know if they got influenced too much by social media that they want to present everything. Oh, look, a flower. Let me take a picture. Put it in the face. I've gone to Disneyland with my sweater one time, and I said never again because my kids were taking pictures and getting all right. I'm like, my kids didn't come here to take pictures. That's the memories, though. What's wrong with that?

What's the memory? The memories. Yes. They went to stand to take pictures, the memories at the little kids were all, right? Yes. She was the kid once and she never got to see this. And now her little babies, little babies are doing it. God forbid your mother.

God forbid your mother and I wants a picture at Disney. Really? Never again. Don't that pass. You want a churroda? No. What most cares? We could have been on Space Mountain by now.

We're here to get on. rides business only. Exactly. You know, that's why we went. Respectfully, where we went last time, I'm like, look, I'm buying fast pass for everything, and if who wants to come with me, they better get the fast pass,

lightning pass, whatever it's called, and we're not taking pictures. We're getting on every ride. You sound so. Hey, hold on. Are you going for your kids or for you? Yeah. My kids are, too.

My kids are two. I'm a little heavyset guy, bro. How do I look? I'm the little, we need a pool ride, bro, come on. I'm sorry. My kids come first and that's it. Now, as far as the swagras and everything,

she's got to understand she's married now. She can't look for acceptance in her swagra's and stuff like that and her mom, whatever. If they want to help, I get it, you know? Thank you. You appreciate it. But you can't change an old soul. You can't. You can anymore.

Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro. I appreciate you, calling, my friend. Make sure you take no pictures, all right? Oh, my. That's wild. And he was making a lot of nonsense. But, like, yeah, that one was the one.

That was the one. Sharing on time. You don't believe she wanted to take pictures? Yeah, she wanted memories. That probably irked him because he spent a lot of money and not to take pictures. He spent a lot of money to get on rights. You know? Make memories.

Make, yeah. This is making me appreciate my mom and more. If you're hungry, drink the water for pirates of the Caribbean. We're here to get on all the rides today. Here we're going to ban on us. You're going to bowing. Melissa wants to know if you should un-invite her mom to her own baby shower. She feels very unsupported by, and she's like, look, I can't hold it against my friends.

Everybody's going through a life thing. And then my soiegers, they'll give us whatever we need. We just got to ask for money and they'll do it. Where on my mom, on the other hand, anything I ask her, it's like, ay no, ay, why? Why? Which is a mom. Renekando.

Yeah, but it's like, you do it. But like, you do it. But, like, you're complaining why you do it. it but look yeah I've just felt like oh that's just that's just vibes like that's just her personality right I'm gonna do it I'm gonna complain about it but it'll be done right and she's inviting all her homegirls the mom is she wants to make it look a certain way however according to Melissa she feels like it's not the effort's not there and she just wants that especially as she is pregnant she's dealing with her own stresses of passing a state board and she's trying to

figure all of that out so should she uninvite her mom let's go to cam cam in Pasadena. Go with Cam. Cam. Cam. Good morning, Brown, Bell. Good morning, Cam. Help out our girl, Melissa.

What should she do? Okay, so I'm going to just put this out there. I'm black. We got two different type of families, cultures, those type of things. And, you know, I feel like they both end up doing that. And maybe that's because they missed out to have a great opportunity when they were younger. And they're putting that off on us. But like I stated, you know, I think it's best that if they're not putting any effort towards it, they don't have a say-so.

And if she wants to have a say-so on something, maybe she needs to go have her own baby shower. Who comes there? Why can't she tell her that? Right. You got to stand up. You got to stand on business. Yeah. You know when Kendrick said, tell my own granny off her, she'll see her how I see a shit.

Oh, blah, blah. Yeah. You got to do what you got to do. I like that. So, yeah. if she's not putting in no money and helping you like you want her to then no friends you tell us that

if she doesn't do what you say that she's uninvited and her friend Cam it seems like Melissa doesn't stand 10 toes down it seems like yeah like she really wants that she really wants it you know what I'm saying

even the uninviting part I'm like are you really going to unambite her you want her there no I don't univide her that's That's messed up. Don't invite her and invite the friends. It's the friends. Invite the homeowner.

But then who's going to take all the centerpieces, Cam? Who's going to take all the centerpieces at the end of the night? The friends. The aunties and the grandmas always want to do that. No, it's time for the aunties, the young aunties, to do that. It's our time. It's hard time to take the centerpieces. Not the, uh, exactly.

Exactly my point. So, you know, I think that once she starts standing on business, her mom, then she'll see some change. But until then, she's just going to keep running over you, telling you what to do, telling you what she wants. Don't do her nails. Oh my gosh. God, that's so easy.

I like Cam. I like Cam. I like him. She's hard. Yeah, Cam is a real one. Nah, this is serious. This is a serious business. It's happened to you before? So, congrats to her. I ain't got no baby. Come on, Angie.

Just one. Cam knows better. I'm waiting until I go to law school. So she said take away the girls' time from her then. No nails, no like hanging out. Yeah. That's right. Exactly.

Take all that away from her. At the end of the day, she won't do it. She won't do it. She would be a precaution for your action. She should get our brown bag, call me help fine, and save it for the person that actually will do what you guys suggest. Don't get on here, ask it for help, and not take it. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Cam, to her credit, sometimes we give BS advice. Like some of her advice be good. I'm telling you, y'all, y'all advice be A1. Cam, we already like you, Cam. We already like you, Cam. You need to call in more.

If you guys liked me, why didn't you pick my homie help line? Oh. What is it? What is it? What is it? Hold on the line. Tell him, tell himberto. Wow.

So we're kidding. Damn, Karen. You better go screen that, Vick. Yeah. Vick is the one in charge of getting us our home health. No, literally, go down. We'll hold it down, world. We'll hold it down.

All right. Melissa wants to know if she should invite or un-invite her mom to her own baby shower. I really do feel like this is a great setup for a surprise baby shower, Melissa. I feel like you are completely distracted. I feel like you are completely emotional that when you walk in maybe your mom's house. to like tell her she's not invited, you're going to walk into a surprise of your own baby shower. And I want them to be playing your,

you're venting as you're walking in. They're playing the homie help line. As you walk in. Nobody cares about me. Melissa, why didn't your swagger make the baby shower? So when we were barely planning in and everything, he did tell my man like, hey, I want to help, but I don't want to overstep.

Like maybe because she thought like, okay, like this is a baby, maybe her mom does want to do it. So maybe like she didn't fully commit because there was some thought of that my mom would step up. But that never happened. Have you ever thought maybe like your mom thinks like, oh, you know, she's super on? You know, her new family's like financially available for her. She's going to get everything I could never give her. Yeah. Like, she's super...

I mean, she's sad. No, I think if my mom wanted to help, she could, fine, even financially. If she wanted to, she could. Not, maybe not as much, but I don't know. But I also don't think it's right to put the... Because at the end of the phone call, when I told you that she called me saying, Aik, because me's saying, like, nobody will help you like, I'm like, well, actually, somebody's helping me more than you.

Like, what do you mean? Like, she said... She has all these standards and, like, says that she's, she holds herself on this pedestal, but she doesn't show it either. Like, how could you say, oh, you're the only one that's ever going to help me? You're the only one that's ever, no one's ever going to love me like my mom. Did she ever tell you, does she ever tell you you you'll know what I mean when you have kids? Oh, all the time. Yeah.

All the time. Are you having a girl by any chance? Yes. Oh, I can't wait. The saga continues. I can't wait until your daughter just wants freaking tamarindo at her party and you're like, I know. You're going to tell her.

I had to figure it out. Your grandma didn't help me. Why are you asking me? My friends come? Oh, don't you want your friends at her baby shower one day? I mean, she, but. Melissa, what's your mom's name? My mom?

Yeah. Mariana. Okay, because I think she's on the line. Did someone tell her? I wish that was her. Go ahead. Go ahead. Okay.

All right. We have the signora Marianna on the line right now. Hello? Oh, my God. Mariana? Are you the mom of Melissa?

Yes, I am the mother, but I can't talk right because I'm in the school. Oh, my gosh. Your daughter called us because you think, that you're not helping her the way that she feels like you should be. Oh my God. She's ungrateful, knows that she doesn't have money.

She says that... I don't have money. Juan Gabriel? Is this way? Who is this? Who is this? This is not her mom. Mariana?

Okay. Okay. What would you want to tell Melissa? She's listening. That the Svehra no sent back, because I'm gonna chingo. She wants to fight the

mother-in-law. Dude. I want to pay with a seora. What? Why? Why? Because me

I'm mad. So you don't like the mother-in-law. She wants to pay everything. The money is not everything. The money's not everything. And why don't you want to do sandwiches and the awas? Because I me do you like the bolillos, and my daughter wants to do you.

I love bolingos. Because she says she doesn't like the type of sandwiches. Her daughter. Maybe make torta? Okay. Hey, Senora Mariana, this, we're talking to Melissa's mom right now. She's thinking to

her to say, that not go to the baby shower. How do you feel that she doesn't, she's thinking of uninviting you to the baby shower? Well, if, if she doesn't invite you, never, I never will care of the baby. So if she doesn't invite you,

okay, you're never going to babysit the kid. Never, not ever. When no. Calient. Oh my God. She's a hot and bothered. She's a hot and bothered. Don't look at her.

Okay. But no-mast her just wants to spend time with you. Ah, well, so good, you know with my, with my friends.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you want to be with your friends. Oh, you know. She doesn't want to do your nails. I'm not to do your nails. I'm not so lax. I also. I also don't know.

I'm too old daddy. Oh my God. All right. What do you want to get her response? What would you like to tell your daughter? That I love to tell your daughter. I love to bring albondigas, I'm a little bit more.

I'm going to try an awa of albondigas for very much. Oh, that's nice. That's what I spent on it. Yeah, yeah, that's good. That's good. And we love hot soup on a hot day. Melissa,

Melissa, your mom sounds so sweet. Melissa. She does, Melissa. Oh, God. What? Let her be. You know, is messy. What?

Let her be a part of things. We're on her side now. Do you hear how sweet she sounds? So sweet. That is not my mama. Yeah, it is. You can't tell because you're all Caliente right now. Uh-uh.

My mama don't even like to cook. Oh, that's what gave me a little. Why are you making her two sandwiches? Exactly. cooking and making sandwiches. That's the same thing. Have her do the things she likes Melissa. Like if she likes decorating, have her.

Babe, she likes posting pictures so much. Have her be the photographer. Like, have her two things that she likes to do. Let her get in where she fits in. Yeah. No, I think just giving her, like, distancing either myself, letting her, like, really think about. Oh, no, no.

Wait, what does she think of that? If I express my feelings, just like in that text message, if I express my feelings, that's me being grosser. Yeah. Like, I don't know. I want to ask her. Uh, seora Mariana,

she doesn't want, now she wants no relationship with you. And maybe you'll learn. Distance. Seora Mariana. Distance. Oh, no. A little bit of a while to be

to be a chickiegel, back and they're calente. Yeah, yeah. She's hot and she's like, oh, all of a sudden. She's done. doesn't want a relationship with me. Crazy.

Oh my God. Crazy. Wow. The mom sounds sad. She sounds sad. Mariana, is that Triste. Are you sad?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. She says you're not even her mom. Wait, wait a picture. Sorry. Oh yeah, you're in daycare. We're in the daycare.

We're in the kindergarten. Migueli, you're to pay. Jayden, get them for Oh my God That's so messed up She's calling during nap time, Melissa Oh my God

Can you just forgive her already? She's crying She's crying Oh my God Forgive her Okay Okay, yeah She said it's okay

She said you can go to the baby shower Okay Can I make a little baby shower I'm gonna pay up to all the nils No no no no No No Don't catch AK.

What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? This is actually crazy. You know how there's animal stories all over the world? You got Punch over there in that one zoo. You got the dogs that weren't really the dogs on the highway and trying to all of that.

And us over here, we got the black bear that got euthanized, unfortunately. That's so sad. A couple weeks ago. What? Yes, it was in the area. of, is it Alhambra area, Arcadia area? No, there's Arcadia. Yes, Monrovia.

All that little area. Something in all the Aideas. All the Aideas, yes. It was up over there, and it had swiped at a woman walking her dog. Because that was the second time, they reported that this bear had, quote, unquote, attacked or seemed very violent towards a human. They euthanized the bear against the wishes of the neighbors who grew up with that bear kind of in their pools and all of that. and city officials, right? However, that bear was a mama bear, and it had two orphaned cubs, right?

The orphaned cubs had since been moved to San Diego Humane Society's Ramona Wildlife Center, and there's a picture going viral because of the way that the workers look handling the cubs. The workers have... Not dressed as a bear. Bear suits. Oh, my gosh. Brownback mornings 106 on Instagram. That's ridiculous.

So you could see it yourself. There's a... So they removed the mama from this planet. And then they dressed up as the mama for these cubs. This is like the beginnings of a movie. I'm not going to lie. And their plans is to release the cubs back in the same area that the mama was. But it's like, why?

If they already know, y'all go probably get at them or something happen when they're older. Yeah. This is almost the exact plot of the movie Hoppers. that just came out, a Disney movie. How? Because they, pretty much,

it's humans that pose as animals. Okay. But no mama was taken. I saw Hopper's great movie. No, not the mama, but like just the animals, like humans posing as animals.

No, it's like Avatar. It's a little like that too. Yeah. It's like combo. But like it's weird. Like it's like, it's very, I don't like it. Yeah, of course.

It's weird, man. The Cubs are going to stay in this rehab for several months. Okay. They're going to be taught survival behaviors, kind of like their mom was trying to show them. And then they want to be released back to, they want to release them back into the wild.

Insane. That's so dumb. So the, like, the killers are raising the kids. Think about that. Oh, my God. Think about that. You're right. No, you're right.

Yeah. But they could have totally just gotten the mama bear and the little babies and then the same thing that they're doing and move them to San Diego wherever they're at. It kept them there. No, I know, but this is wrong. This is wrong on some of the levels. You have to go look at the photo.

Brownback Morning is 106 on Instagram. That's like a whole like suit. It's a whole bear. It's a bare face, bear suit. I do that. And you think the animals are going to be like, oh yeah. Hi, Mom. Of course.

No. Whenever my girl goes to get her nails done, I let my hair down and Boo-boo thinks my mom. What? Your kids think you're mom with your hair down? No, we're not going to do that. You can't replace someone's mom, okay? All right. All right.

I'm getting into some schisman. Zooler, come here? Man, what's going on? Damn! Cheezmation with Angie. Okay, you guys know that famous freaky video between Kim Kardashian and Ray J, right? I've never seen it.

What are you talking about? I never watched it. Oh, my God. Don't even, don't even because... No, we're not like you, Angie. Sorry, okay. And Greg and both said that they watched it, so don't... Wow.

I've only been able to watch five minutes. That's all they have available for free online. Oh, that's all it took to get you where you needed to go. No, no, no, it's just, it's a clean five minutes. The trailer would have done it. And you seen it? No, never seen it, actually. But apparently they actually had a secret deal about it.

So allegedly, there was a $6 million settlement agreement around 2023 where both Chris, I mean, Kim Kardashian and Ray J. Both agreed to never talk publicly about the tape anymore. And if they did, then there would be like any financial penalties, like a million dollar penalties, anything like that, right? They paid him off. No, there was a settlement between the two. They gave Ray J. $6 million and in it, and part of the settlement was you cannot talk badly about the other person. Like, Ray J can't talk about Kim.

Kim can't talk about Rai J. In that settlement, it also said, you can't get mad at what Hulu airs about said video. Yeah. Oh. So they already knew they were going to be talking about it. Yeah. But according to Ray J, he's saying that, you know what,

Kim Kardashian actually did break the agreement because she talked about it on the show. Yeah. Oh, okay. And he should have read the paperwork because that's, what's happening. They're in court right now over that. You know, Ray J famously was like, yeah, they're getting a RICO case. Like the FBI is really bad. So essentially

talking smack about Kim, Kim goes and sues him for the talking smack, breaking that contract. Then he's like, no, you guys broke it, you guys talked about it on Hulu. Now they presented the paperwork and it looks like they already had that set in the paperwork. That they can talk about it.

It was in the fine print. Yeah, but because he disparaged her, he talked smack about her on that stream. We all saw the stream. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That now he broke the agreement, yeah, the contract. It's up, man. You don't have to pay those $6 million dollars bag. Oh, no, he's going to fake his death.

Hey, actually. Jesus. He's saying that music. I would for $6 million? I'm gone, baby. I'm McAvelli. Call me McAvelli, I'm dead. For $6 million, I didn't say nothing.

It was AI. You know? It was an AI ragey. Yeah, but it's crazy that they had a whole, like, agreement. agreement. And that was just three years ago. And the tape actually leaked, what, 2007?

Something like that, right? Yeah, around there. Say what you want. Say what you want about La Kim. She's doing something really nice. Keel? Yeah. Cordelia.

Yeah. You know how she's in the show? Cardinian. She's in the show All's Fair. You know the show? Where she's like a lawyer. Oh, the one that everybody watches all the time. The number one TV show.

Can't keep my eyes off of me. I'm not saying that. See how mean you are? I'm just saying the show that she's over. She plays a lawyer. And she's Hannah Taylor's in that. Yes. And she's known in the show for wearing some risque lawyer outfits.

Huh? Yeah. Why is she doing that? Check this photo out. We got to put it up. She can get anybody off with that. Case one. On Instagram.

Case one. Case one. All right. Explain it. Guys, explain the outfit. Okay. Well, this makes sense why I don't watch it because who wants to watch that kind of. Explain the outfit.

I want a lawyer that's going to be dressed appropriately, okay? And now with a G-string hanging out. Honestly, that she- Can you explain this outfit for people that can see it? That lawyer's ass. Can you explain professional- That outfit could get anybody off. Okay.

What kind of off? Explain the outfit, describe it. Okay, so she's wearing what would be a pencil skirt. Uh-huh. And it does not fit her behind, her backside. And so I would say the top layer of a G string is... Popping out. Very visible.

Yes, okay. She seems like she's in contempt of court. Yes. Okay. Well, I believe the whole gist of that show is it's different. It's women that represent other women and a lot of it is going divorce stuff. Okay. Settlement stuff.

I mean, I object. You're erect. I object. Sorry. I object. I object. I object. She's like a hard-hitting lawyer, all of that.

And she dresses up very provocatively, right? So now she's putting these outfits from this TV show up for auction. And in real life, she's going to use all the funds from that to fund free legal services for women across Los Angeles. Oh, that's nice. See? That's very nice. So someone is going to get that skirt that you said that was on Kim Kay's body that gave her a wedgy. Yeah.

So much that her G-strings popping out. And it will fund a woman that may need it. It's going to fall into the hands of a creep. Let's be honest. It does. Don't all things? They're going to sniff it. They're going to sniff it up.

How much would you pay for that, buddy? Nothing. Nothing at all. $100. Not interested. It's fresh. It's all. Big said it's precious.

But don't let her sit down in one of these seats. Vic will be the one to sniff it. Ew. What? That's a different show. That's a whole different show. You've done that. Vic will kill a baby seal for a day.

Vic has drank out of someone's water bottle. I thought it was mine. Who? Who said someone? Water bottles did you drink out? I thought I thought, I thought, uh, I thought it was my water bottle. No, it wasn't Sweeties. You got Suisse backwash?

On accident. On accident. How did it taste? It was Cardi's? It was Cardi's. It was baldish. And I think he did something with Camilla Cabas. Ice spice sat down and he was like, oh, this chair?

I wasn't even here for Ice Spice. I know. I know. When you came back, you're like, I didn't get to tell me for something I wasn't even here for it. Call me Roger Rabbit. So yes, you're right. It will line in the hands of the cream. I would do things like that.

Tio Vig. Yeah. You're my god, unobrozo. Hey, come as grown. Oh, all right. You're that guy, Vic. I'm not. Tio Vick, Kobe.

Hey, Scott. Hell of studios. What's 9 plus 10? Turn your life? Look at this studio. Oh. But does ever wonder why you're paying so high to live in Cali? Well, it's because you're paying to stay alive, right, Mona?

What? No. Winter is deadlier for your heart than summer study finds, guys. Cold temperatures are linked to an estimated 42,735 heart disease deaths per year in the U.S. How many? How many? Fort, 42,775. 35 heart disease deaths are per year in the U.S.

Most cold-related cardiac deaths are recorded as heart attacks or strokes with temperatures rarely noted as a contribution. But damn it, the cold is killing America. And that's why here in the California, Southern California, we live longer, dog. But our hospital's always cold for like diseases and stuff like that's a conspiracy. See that they're killing us in the hospitals, dog. Die at home. The environment is really like, it's really important in your mental health. That's like even when it's the colder times of year anywhere, like December is.

It's really tough for people that are suffering mental health crises and all of that because it could get really dark for them. Yes. So like the weather has a lot to do with our emotions, our feelings and all of that. Let me tell you, when I was in Greenland last week, I was dying. Inside, right? It was minus 45 degrees. Let me tell you, dude, it was bad. Why I think I'm not there to make people laugh.

Aw, you need it. They needed it for sure. And they didn't want you to leave after. They didn't want me to leave, though. Come back. But people die of heat stroke too and heat exhaustion, so then we kind of have that part too. People just die. It is.

I don't know if you know this. This is a part of life. It is. I rather. I don't see that in my study. That was hilarious. Stay warm. Stay warm.

Shoot the J. Shoot it. Play ball. All right. You guys, I just want to give a big congratulations to the Dodgers for winning the World Series Championship for the third time in three years. Let's clap it up for them. Woo!

Repeat is as it happens is the Lakers. Yes. And it also hasn't happened. Yeah. It's going to happen. Yeah. It's going to happen. Why?

Can you just let us rejoice this morning? I love it. But it hasn't happened. It pretty much happened. You guys just jinks yourself right now. Show Hey just stamped the three p. Remember when you used to do, we're going to broadcast life. Yeah.

And you just jinks it. One thing that did happen? Oh my God. that did happen, Vic, is that the San Joca Pardres lost. The San Joka? The what? The San Diego Padres long.

It's because when you talk You guys, this is slow. No, you mash up your words. I do? Yeah. You. Monday mashup. If you guys were to make fun of my stuttering problem

on air, that's fun. It's not a stutter. Yes, I have a stutter problem. It's not even a stutter. I have a sturdy problem, okay? I speak in dyslexic. No. Stop.

Not. Like you're making front of me. No, you have a studying problem. Yeah. Oh, that's right. Ouch. We're on the same damn team. We're on the Dodgers.

We just won a 3P. Hurry up, buddy. Hurry up. Yeah, hurry up. Do you know a little story. Okay. Shoah just stamped the 3P with his generosity on the first game of the season yesterday. Because when the Dodgers players got in the clubhouse, they all had a gift waiting for them.

A Japanese Seiko watch with a note that. said let's three Pete. All right? And he likely chose the brand Saco because the word translate to success. So he knows exactly what he's doing. And the watch was about $4,000, you know, bought one for every single one of his teammates. Wow, that's 25. One for each player.

So that means he spent 5% of his salary on the first game of the season for his teammates. Letti, we can't even get a coffee. I know. I know. I know, concrete. You're the show. He has the show. Yeah.

Yeah. You're the one that sits in the big boy chair. I'm Kirshod. I'm Kirshod. I'm Kirshod. The what chair? Yama way. Well, she's a big girl chair over there.

It's a big girl chair. Oh, now I'm fast. Oh, she's a big girl. That's not what I. Big finish. Why'd you call it to a big girl? I didn't. You're sitting in the queen's chair there.

Oh. The queen B. Queen B. For Baluga Whale. Vic, can you finish your story, please? We're giving your screen. I sure can. So, again, the Dodgers are going to three-pee.

They just nailed it pretty much also because they won the first game of the last two seasons. Oh, my God. You want this. Can you tell him to finish? 2024 and 2025. They won the first game of season. Yes, we get it. We get it.

And they won again last night. So it's a three-pee on the way. Let's go Dodgers. Three-pee. Woo! I want to come. At Uniclo Field. Yes.

And we're going to broadcast live from the 2020. 26 World Series parade again. See, that's what you want, one on you. You heard of here first. All right. I didn't call you fat.

You call me fat. Fine. I had the big back chair. I didn't call you fat. I have a big back chair. I think what you could do is buy her a watch now. Yes.

What? You're the trade we got and we're spent work on Clarno paying you off. So you are showy. I'm deferred for 10 years. Yeah. You are showing. That's right.

What do you guys want? If you can get anything at you, what would you want? A house. No, my mistake. Tell me. You literally said anything I wanted. No, come on. Be serious.

Be serious. A car. Food, be serious. Oh, you said anything. I know, but like, realistically for a car. Okay, what's my budget? Yeah, that's a good question. Let's just say under 1,000.

Oh, what the? Oh, I already got money. What the? Wallets. A purse. A purse? No, Angie. They're not under it.

Okay. All right. Vic? I like that chain, man. Well, this is not under a thousand. Yeah, buddy. It's under 20. Books.

Turn to 500 bucks. A chain, okay? So Jordan ones. I've always wanted them. They're $500. Some Jordan ones? Yeah, $500. I've seen one for a buck 20, dog.

No, like some actual, like real ones, not like the Air Jordans you buy. Okay. In order to get things you can't clown. Oh, yeah. That's me. That's me. Yeah, you freaking losing. Make me a clown loser

Okay Lettie, what would you like? Just your friendship, bro. It's priceless. Oh, thank you. You win. And your loyalty. You're the only one that gets your prize.

I thought we were all friends already. What? All right, thanks, Jake. We're splitting up the crew.