Brown Bag Mornings - 3/30/26 "Are You Trash? Because I Want to Take You Out" 🥀 | Brown Bag Mornings

Episode Date: March 30, 2026

The squad hits the Homie Helpline to help a shy future lawyer named Cameron find the "rizz" to talk to a security guard who gave up social media for Lent. They also roast Tiger Woods for flipping his Land Rover in Florida and debate why Jelly Roll was chosen to sing a country song for the official World Cup soundtrack. [Edited by @iamdyre 📅] Chapters (00:00) Chivas! (1:57) Petty Police: Chilli from TLC's "fat thumb" repost (7:09) Scrolling: Getting "pressed like juice" in Newport (9:49) The Weather W/ Concrete! (13:01) Homie Helpline: Rizzing up Barney's Beanery guard (42:46) Happy Holy Week! (43:56) Six Flags Tickets! (50:11) Don't You Know I'm Local: The $75 refillable Shohei Ohtani cup (52:09) Chisme: Tiger Woods'' rollover crash and impairment (56:27) Rap Sheet: Roasting the Jelly Roll World Cup song (1:00:11) Studious Foo: Chat GPT ranks California as #1 for food (1:03:55) Play Ball: Arnold Schwarzenegger's secret bodybuilding love child (1:07:15) Money Moves: 12 tons of Kit Kats stolen in transit Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Yo, before the episode starts, leave a like, drop a comment, leave a review, and yes, subscribe so you don't miss any brown bag mornings. And Ariolas Chivas! Yeah! Did you see the peedera that they did? Super crazy. The trifulca that's armu? Yeah.

Atlas fans. The remambalamba that's so much. What are you talking about? What? I was there. There was a big or a pelea? Oh, really? Yeah.

What? What? What was like a 40-50? It was a rumble. Rumble? Yeah. Oh, my God. How scary!

And fun. And fun and fun at the same time. Hey, bro, bro. There was a shout-out to Deira. Data, the one that was on Kenneth Lamar's album. She did the national anthem, the Imno Nacional Mexican. Yeah. And while she was doing it, Atlas fans would insert Atlas in the hymn.

And it was like, hey, de veras. That's a noise. She did like the whole 10-minute one? The imno. It's long, isn't it? Oh. Anyone know how it starts? Mexicans, al-Grito de Gera.

Leg bruh. Oh, yeah. They passed on. And then their team was down, so they started throwing smoke, red and black smoke bombs into the field. No, because that shuts down the game. And your team is down,

so you're giving it no chance, giving them no chance to get back up. So dumb. Anyways, Arimalashiba. What'd you write in your note? Let me see the note. He wrote a note.

He did. What did you say? Is that no eggs? That's all. Singuevos. That foods were fighting out there, see Enos. What does that mean, Angie? No.

No, there was a big old fight. There was a big old fight. 40-person trifulca. A trifleca has a rumbo. There was really a fight out there. Oh, okay. It was scary. There was kids.

You're still on eggs, huh? Yeah. It's just because Mona doesn't like eggs. Okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They're having a lot. That's the sound of the police.

The petty police. It's petty. It's just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a petty is funny. Pretty. Pettiest.

Oh, my goodness gracious. Can TLC come to the floor, please? Oh, Chili. Chili from TLC. I know you had the song No Scrubs, but I bet you wish you could scrub the internet of this. There is a petty situation at hand, you guys. So over the weekend,

Chili from the iconic group TLC caught some flak because of what she reposted. So in her repost, like I got, I don't know someone went a check and she didn't have a lot. No. But one of the main things that she reposted was a conspiracy theory saying that Michelle Obama was a man. Oh, my God. Yes.

The report that she reposted was some kind of conspiracy theories from a user saying that Michelle Obama registered as a man in 1994. Therefore, she is male. Michelle Obama gets a lot of flagmen, unfortunately for her. Done a lot of good things, but no one seems to get past how she looks, what she wears. and that's very unfortunate. Chili did repost that. Then caught some flag for it. Of course, she had to go online to say what really happened.

Here's the words from Chile herself. I have the utmost respect and admiration for Michelle Obama, and I would never say or do anything that is disrespectful to her or to any woman. I would never do that. And I had no clue that this repost had happened until I started getting phone calls and text messages from everybody, and I immediately went to my page to see what was going on. Now, mind you, I'm not very computer savvy,

so I'm looking for this repost button, and I see that all of them, all of these buttons are very, very close to each other. And clearly, I was scrolling, and my thumb hit the repost button. Duh. Because that happens all the time, right? Duh.

Duh. Right now, your repost is about you stuff. You never wanted to post it. You have fat thumbs. Yeah, I thought I was hitting. You have fat thumbs, and it just actually reposted. And some of her defense, you know, like, when you're scrolling at the bottom, sometimes I hit the follow button on people that I don't even know who they are.

Oh, it's happened to me. And it happens. The follow button. Yeah. Oh, I get you because it's kind of by their name. Follow repo is very different. Like, no, I know, but I'm just saying. Your thumbs be doing things.

Can't happen. Yeah. But that's what I'm just saying. Yeah. Yeah, it's right at the bottom. Like, like, I was just scrolling up. Sometimes I'm scrolling. and then I'll just automatically follow, you know.

I'll just, I don't follow candy 13. No, not at all. Not all. Seventy, 17, it was just an accident. I feel like I could scroll. I don't do that, perfectly fine. Yeah, you have different thumbs than Connery. Okay?

My thumb's a lot bigger. Yeah. You do, you do. You have like incredibly huge hands. I wonder if Chili from TLC has the same type of hands. I don't know. I'm not her. I'm not her.

I'm just saying. Can't, I'm not. Also, I guess what I will say. that stuff shows up on your algorithm too. Yeah. Oh, that is true. Like, I've never seen that conspiracy theory in my life. It's also kind of set up to the things that you already are engaging with.

You feel me? For sure. So, you know, like. But it can also pop up just because you said Michelle Obama. I don't know. Possibly. I've never seen something like that in my life. No, I'm saying things can pop up just because you say a name and it could be a negative or a positive.

I'm just trying to play devil's advocate here. You for sure, I are. Shout out to you. I'm just. shout to you for that. I'm just, I like chili. I like her too.

I like her too. Without her, we wouldn't have got confessions by Usher. You know what I'm saying? I'm just, I'm trying to help Roger and I don't know if it's happening. She also,

people were quick to be like, well, yeah, that might have been a mistake, but who you've sent money to, I guess it's public knowledge that she's sent money towards certain people's campaigns that would also probably be

anti-Michel Obama. So it kind of is like, this plus that equals girl. Well, you know, I actually sent 900. I just kidding. I believe it. I was just kidding.

I was just kidding. I was going to say to my gardener. Did you for a? Yeah, I did. It was supposed to be 90 and I sent them 900. Wow. Oh, you also accidentally funded things. No, she talked about...

No, I never actually funded anything like that. No, no, no, the 900 to your gardener. Yeah. To my gardener. Yeah. Well, because you're just metiening. I'm talking about this. No, I just said it could happen, too, like where you mess up and you send money to...

No, no. She had complained that, yes, she takes back to. Todd is Chili's attorney. Yes, no. I could see that happening as well. I could see that happening as well. Dude, I love TLC. Come on, I'm trying to save her here.

We all do. She actually said, you know what, I did fund those things, thinking I was funding for veterans and thinking I was funding for the kids, and then, like, clearly, like, I was wrong in that. But it's like one in one, it can equal, 17. No, exactly. She was a chasing waterfalls.

Yeah. Oh, I was waiting for the puns. I was waiting. Jason. Jason Waterfalls. Jason Waterfalls. All right. All right.

That was Petty Police. Let's get into some scrolling. Scrolling with the hobbies. You guys might want to be careful when you go to Newport Beach. Why? I'm already careful. There's some gangsters out there that are making sure that you've got to check in with them. Some thugs?

Yeah, some thugs, you know? In Newport Beach? In Newport Beach. There's a video going viral of a man on the street asking a kid, what would you say to people who are coming to Newport Beach from other cities? Like, what you got to do? And this is his first. answer. You got to respect the culture out here. They're crazy at bar fights

and shit. So if you're coming down from L.A. It's way different. You're going to get pressed about what people say around here. Oh gosh. You're going to get pressed if you go to Newport Beach, dog. How are you supposed to look? They look like the typical Newport Beach, white boy curly hair. You're going to get pressed like a juice buddy. You know what they look like?

Yes. You're going to get organically beat up, but you're out here. Don't maybe give you that ginger shot. The first thing that came to my head is when I saw these foods as that they look like this. Yeah, the streets is tough. But there ain't no streets tough

in the mind. These streets are. Malibu. That's a hard movie, though. I're funny, very funny. Oh, no, guys. Don't be hating. Don't be hate.

Don't be hating. The Glock Mines. I'm just wondering who you got to check in with in Newport. No one. They said you got to check in. You got to check in, dog. Newport. It's Newport.

You know, Sharky's right there's active. Oh, my. I just goes to Newport all the time. Yeah, I don't have to be checking in at all. Yeah, you got to... That's because you're a local. Oh, wow. We got to check in when we're over there.

Also, they have a message for people in L.A. If you're going to Newport, this is what they think of you. L.A. You got to respect L.A. You got to respect Newport. The same thing. What does that even mean? Honestly, don't litter.

I'm scared of Newport Neds. Use a crosswalk. Yeah, use a crosswalk. No refills. No refills. I respect the culture, bro Yeah, move over for surfers I'm not gonna lie though

The last time I went to like the OC to the beaches It's when I first got my L.A. on my stomach, right? Big L.A. tattoo. That's right. Somebody yelled at me, get out of here! I didn't even know that they were talking about me Like they were pressing me just because I had an L.A. on my stomach. It's not that way.

Damn. You were on Main Street. Get out of here. This is my town, not yours. Yeah, that's different. Gawami. Yeah, so make sure you know, you're from LA. All right, dude.

Same thing. You got to respect L.A. You got to respect Newport, the same thing. What about you said, Carito? Don't be hating. A little Newport's most wanted over there. That's great. Okay, you ready for the weather, my friend?

Let's go. Get it. And now, the weather. Hell my dog. With concrete storm. Peritos, it is going down for the weather Monday, March 30th. Pretty close to paying the rent. Perritos.

First, we hit the city. Culver City. I really tried to find the rhyme, but I couldn't find Skittaloo. 79 and 55. Oh! Whoa.

It's Monday. Relax, guys. It's going to get better. Next, we press play in the city of Carson. We're full star ready for action like Charles Bronson. 75 and 59 degrees. Now we slide for the... Wait, Khan, who's Charles Bronson?

Look it up. He's an action star. Back in my day. Back in the 50s? Back in the 50s? Don't know. That's not. Charles Bronson?

It's in the 80s, 90s, right? What movie? Name a movie, brother man. Just so we know your reference for. Bro, these movies are literally like the 60s and 70s. You see? Well, that's where Action Bronson got his name and he's a rapper. It's deep, y'all.

It's deep. It's deep. It's deep. It's deeper than hip-hop, dog. It's deeper than hip-hop. The last man standing? Ninety-74 Death Wish. There you go.

Oh, my, there you all. I used to watch us on KTLA, dog. Cutie Pie. Now we should lie and look for the showdies in the city of Monrovia, where I heard there's a mixture between Celennas and La Polonias. Mm-mm. The what? It's fun day, fool.

Those are too old. 80 degrees and 68. Last year, we hit the fast track to the city of Brea. It's Monday. We're alive, so can I get a hell yeah? Hell yeah. Oh, come on, guys. I got you.

I'm still processing. I love you. Okay, can I get a hell yeah? Hell yeah. Hell yeah, brother. Angie, come on. Hell yeah. Oh,

hell yeah. Hell yeah, brother. All right. Mona, can I get a hell yeah from back there? Oh, hello. What's next, Walt? Anyways, dude, hey, so remember, guys, going down this Saturday, Brownback's first annual Kona Moore, Autism, and Neurodivoridivor awareness event, guys.

It's going. down this Saturday in the city of San Fernando. Guys come out. If you guys want to participate, we're going to post a flyer. It's happening between 11 and 3 p.m. Right there, San Fernando, 1,300 San Fernando Road. Come out, meet the crew, have some food. This is something that concrete created.

It's special to his heart. This is the first annual for it dedicated to kids with autism and neurodivergency, right? Yes, incredible con. So if you guys want to come out, bring your kids, bring the family. If you have anybody that's in your family Has autism, we're gonna have, you know, we're gonna have some A bunch of, a bunch of stations for the kids to play. We're gonna have free haircuts, free food, DJs, the whole vibe.

Just come out and learn. We're gonna have some doctors there as well. Amazing, parents are gonna be able to get some, you know, some backtrimings, some backtrements, you know, because they're stressed out from life. So just come out, enjoy the day, 11 to 3. We'll see you guys there on Saturday. And we're gonna post a flyer on our pages so you guys can check it out. All right.

That's your boy, Conco, Rob McMornings, on Power 106. Let's go. All right. That's our homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line.

We got you for the homie help line. Cameron needs our help. Cameron. Cameron hit us up and said, hey, Brown Bag. My name is Cameron. I'm 24 and I have absolutely no Riz. So I need your help. She said, so I go to Barney's Beanery in Old Town, Pasadena.

Where does that at? Maybe once a week. You know where Stop is at? Yeah. Right next to it. There's a Barney's. Is that new? No, it's been there forever.

A lot of people go baddies. So she said, one of the reasons I love going is because there's been a security guard there that has caught my attention for the past six months. And I have not gained the courage to talk to him. My friends talk to him for me and it works out. But I still will be walking past him by myself and not say anything. Damn. Sounds like Greg. Right?

Folding. She said, so recently, I was with a friend and I finally asked him for his Instagram. He was like, I don't have one. And I was like, what do you mean you don't have an Instagram? He said it's because I deleted it for Lent. Wow. That means it's his vice, girl. True.

And I responded quickly, oh, yeah, it's okay. Don't worry. I'll be back after Lent. Okay, girl. My friend said, oh, why don't you guys get each other's number? but I was over here with my back turn so I didn't hear until after. So how are you going to say

that you didn't hear it even though you heard it? Because maybe they told her afterwards. No. We're helping her. She said, this guy is shy, I'm shy. We're in the worst stalemate ever. So I'm really trying to figure out how I will ris up this guy

without being shy on Saturday when Lent is over because I'm definitely going. Lent is not over on Saturday. Lent is over on Sunday. Yeah, the other Saturday. Yeah. Because I'm definitely going back.

She said, when it comes to talking to guys, I don't have any courage. I'm a confident person in general, but not when it comes to that. I tense up and get very timid. I'm terrified of rejection. I even talk to my therapist, but it didn't work. So I tried to get advice from friends, but hopefully I get this advice from you guys. Please help me brown bag. And then she also put a little special message here, said, send a message to my bay.

if he happens to be listening to this L.O.L. If you hear this Bay, it's just an example of how far I'd go for you, L.O.L. I'm trying to figure out how to get the courage to talk to you. It's scary. Oh my God. No, she did. She called on Friday to give help to somebody

else. It's scary. Okay. What's scary about it? I'm afraid right now. Why? Talk about it. Yeah, I thought it was like a turn on when girls pursued a guy. Enough is enough. Well, see, Angie, this is where me and you have to take a step back and let the guys say how they feel about this.

No, tell us. No, when guys are being creepy, when guys are being creepy, you guys are probably don't see that you're being creepy, but me and Andrew will be like, hey, that's creepy. Yeah, like, you're waiting outside of our work. What do you guys think this is? No, no, no, without us, like saying okay or how do you even get the address, that's creepy.

You guys would be like, I thought that was romantic. Yeah. So now we got a chill and like, what are you seeing in this? Well, I was going to say, what do you go? Because this is a girl. I don't know, wait, wait, wait, wait, don't ask us. Because you just started with, you're scared. So talk to.

about it. Why are you scared? I don't know. I just feel like, I just kind of feel like she's like, where my hug at? Yeah. That's what I get. The energy I'm getting is that like, where's my hug at? And second, he's not shy. He's a security guard. His job is to be like out there and like, I don't know. I know. I know a shy ass DJ. I'm behind a booth. He's a security guard to see the hottest girls every single weekend. Okay. So she has a lot of competition. Okay. And he's not going to be the most loyal person to you.

I'm going to say that now. Especially if you, I'm telling him, Barney's, the hottest girls. I don't think he's going to settle for somebody. Barney's beanery? I don't know. There's some girls that have security guard boyfriends that you're talking to right now.

Oh. Yeah. How do you think they met? She's probably a nice girl. Can we get a girl's perspective, please? Immediately. What do you guys think? Well, I think, honestly, honestly, I think this is all your guy's fault.

What? How is our fault? It's like, now a girl has to, worry about how to hit on a guy. It shouldn't be, if we're talking about roles, baby girl, you should just be lying in wait while these fools do their thing. He's at work.

So it's a guy's problem. They fall too much. They don't know how to hit on a girl. They don't know how to pursue. So now they've left it up to us to do a manly thing, then get mad when we're the man in the relationship. How would you feel if you were at work

and somebody hit? Didn't you ask for my perspective? Didn't you ask for my perspective? Yes, I'm just saying, how would you feel if you were at work and then somebody right now, like, oh,ita, it's a enter a manor here. Hey, what's all, Angie?

That's so weird. That's so weird. You're saying. Yeah. You guys ask my perspective. Poor security guards just trying to work. Us men can't work these days without being bothered. We can't look hot in security shirts.

Right? So they don't ask right perspective. That's crazy. Because how else do people meet each other? Next thing you know, she's going to be like, hey, Hank up him. How else should she meet him? Well, they're Catholic. She should wait until he gets off of work.

And then just creep up Follow him to his car Oh my god You're off already That's crazy What time is it 3 o'clock in the morning Can you give me a ride Well

I will say showing up to his job Every day once a week She's not showing up to his job That's a place of business Big She goes to eat She's showing up to his job She wants to eat his beanery dog

No she wants to give him Her beanery Flick beans Oh More With a chili She's on the line Oh my God

Yeah Cameron No she's doing the right thing Cameron Yeah they're really funny Good morning Cameron, I'm on your side Yeah you know You guys are totally right

I kind of feel like I don't want to tell my kids Oh yeah your dad came up to me And then that's how we got together Like that's some weird stuff you know It's because you have to like paint it somehow like, you know. Like, yeah, like maybe take a pistol and then be like, hey, what are you doing with this? But I'm so sorry.

What? No, no, no. Trying to sneak it in. Yeah. Let's go to a night. Yeah, that's probably a bad idea. When was the first time that you saw this guy? Literally six months ago, but I've already been going there a lot.

And I think maybe like it had to be what obviously had to do with the guy. But, you know, it obviously also enjoying the place. I love the place. My friends go there all the time. A lot of, yes, it's a good vibe. A lot of locals go there, you know. So it's not like I'm the only one. All the other girls that want him to go there every weekend, too.

So it's like, I'm really, like you guys said, I'm not in competition, but I mean, it's other. She knows there's other things. Yeah. On a scale from one to 10. You want to be the one that stands out. She wants to be the one that stands out amongst all the girls she knows have a thing for this guy. And that's why she came to us to help her get the confidence. What's, what signs have you gave him?

Like, have you gave up any signs that you want, like you're clearly hitting on them? Puppy dog eyes? Yeah, those eyes. The eyes make somebody full immediately. They smile and blush, can't stay still. That type of situation. Do you tell them like, hey, I need to be searched? I got a bum below my waist.

That's what I'm saying, see? It's not an eye in my pocket. You might want to search me. We might have to go to the back, get a bag. Oh. You're talking, but in front of him, you don't. Yeah. You wouldn't say any of this.

But in front of him, you fold. I would not say any of this in front of him. Oh, but you know what's crazy? When I didn't see him just cut his hair last weekend, I told him literally like probably 10 times in a row, oh my gosh, you look good because if I really like somebody or I really... You care about the little details. Exactly.

And I'm going to like, you know, say that. So I think maybe obviously that were. you know something that helped me in a sense because now he was like you know I'll give it to you after when so question have you guys asked him if he has a girlfriend no oh oh oh do you think he has a girlfriend I mean I don't I don't know I'm not really I don't really I don't really care who cares who cares oh oh hey he doesn't even care like she just said she's just the right now yeah just right now I'm not trying to be with no security guard I'm going to be a lawyer

I don't want to be with no what's here right Wait a minute Don't disrespect the homie like that Maybe he's a security guard That's going to be a lawyer True you never know I like that

We don't see we don't see She likes the hypotheticals I like that So you're currently in law school I am going to go to law school next year. I currently have a non-profit. I have a job at a very

pristine place and also some other jobs on the side because I'm my own business woman. You're hustling. Come on. As you should. Modern woman right there. Okay. Exactly. But you have no Riz. You do not know how to get out of the friend zone. No. It's not

even a friend. It's just out of the zone. What did he tell you after Lent, you can get his Instagram or after Lent what? he told my friend when my friend came and asked him again for the Instagram he told her I'll give it to her

after Lynn but she never mentioned anything about me obviously he was talking about me because he knows that I want the Instagram and that's my friend and she's trying to help me the friend set herself up no the friend set me up she didn't mention you up

hold on you never seen that one scene in dumb and dumber when when uh when Lloyd sets of When Harry sets himself up instead of setting Lloyd up. Come on. That's what happened there.

Duh. No. No. No, you trust your home girl. I don't have a friend like you. Oh. No, it's a movie. It's a movie.

No, he's for sure in Dumb and Dumber somewhere. That's a movie. Okay. All right, Cameron. So what do you want with him? Because it seems like you don't want to be with him forever. You just want to, I don't know, like to hook up with him? Do you want to hook up with him?

that's it y'all told me not to be saying this type of stuff on air now you're asking what y'all are me to say anything don't curse

just don't curse just don't curse yeah I mean it's something temporary and we can see if it goes longer

but I don't know oh so okay girl you're playing long game the deal breaker is really their career so once I find out their career it'll help me gauge where we will end up

because yeah she wants a good time, not a long time. Yes, exactly. Exactly. And I want a long time too if that comes with a good time. I don't mind. Yeah. Okay. This is how you sound too all the time, Greg. That made no sense though. Of course.

Duh. Duh. Sounds like all the time. I want him forever, but just one night. If he has a good career. No, I never say one night. Like this is, no, it's just, man, you act like you ain't never been in a stage where you just want to, like, she's in here right now. You're a good.

No, my God. I've never been in heat. And she's targeting it right now. This is the guy that she wants to be on top of, on the bottom of him, on the side of. But I'm not going to be too thirsty. Like, at this point, you know it is what it is. Like, it's totally not thirsty to call up a radio station. And it's all on the line.

No, that's not. She should just go up to him and be like, hey, dude. She can't. She holds. She folds. Just grab them. What happens when you go up to him and try to talk to him? What happens to you physically or mentally that you can't?

you can't get past the letting him know that you care that you want to hook up with him. I just really fear rejection. Like I don't even ask anybody questions where I don't know what their answer is going to be. Like I've been like that since the kid. I don't like asking my parents stuff because what if they tell me no? Like I just really have a huge fear of rejection. And I get timid, tent to put my head down and speed walk through that thing. Yeah.

Okay. So I think the best thing that we can help you with is like hit on Greg right now. Go ahead, go. What? Yeah. Yeah. Come on. You need to get practice.

Practice on someone that you don't really care about. You think it's, you don't think. You don't think. No, hit on, hit on Greg. Greg is, Greg is guarding the door. I'm easy too. Okay, go. Oh, Greg is guarding the door.

Oh. I don't know. Y'all got to help me. That's what I'm calling. No. Oh, good. I'm helping you. Hit on him right now.

I'm not letting you in. Throw some. I don't care. I don't want cash on VIP. They let me in. They don't worry. But, no. What?

No, hold on. You're being mean to him now. In order to get raised on the guy you like, you have to go through the rules you don't. All right. Ladies, I dips. IDs, please, ladies. My dee's, please. Oh, um, you know me.

I'm regular. No, I don't care. I need your ID. Yeah. Okay, I'm just going to go somewhere else or wait to somebody else. What? Oh, I don't know how this is working. Hold on.

Dehalla. You got to go to freaking chilies. You know what? That was terrible. Do you feel like, you like, turn like, like, I don't know. mean instead of hitting on somebody? That's what just happened. Yes.

Yes, I turned mean. Oh, no, that's not going to work. We don't like that. But, you know, it's not her bad that you fools can be hitting. Don't do your own thing. She was doing his job. What's his name? No, this is your guy's job.

What's his name? Well, I'm not telling you his name. Okay, tell us the first letter. There's only five security guards. We can't pray for you if we don't know his name. T. T. T.

A, T. A, T. A, T. A. It's T. It's T when you see the two 20 years close. log in. T, it's T.

Okay. It's T. Gotcha. All right. Cameron, do you think maybe he said the Lenthing as like a way to let you down, like, nicely? Easily? Well, I mean, all of the events leading up to me asking that, I don't think so because I've already asked previously and there's already been instances previously where he said yes.

It's just that I never went to him to go get to Instagram and he never came to me with Instagram and when I did see him I put my head down and ran it up and off the door so even if he did try to what about if he's just as scared as you no I think he really is just as scared in me like people keep telling me that he may just be as scared as me and like that the other way but I mean what are we going to do both be scared are never going to get anywhere. Question question he's Catholic because you said lent yeah he's mixed though I mean I mean black people can be Catholic too I don't know he looks like I just asked if he's Catholic I know but I mean I I wanted me to describe him, too.

He is, my skin, with some curly hair. I mean, I don't know. He looks like he could be mixed. He looks like he could be mixed. With what? Shoot. I don't know. It looks like, it looks like Hispanic and, I don't know.

Hispanic and Middle Eastern. I don't know. Sometimes we do look Middle Eastern, not going on line. Hispanic, Black, and Middle Eastern. Yes, yes. Yes, yes. Jesus. It might be Jesus.

It might be Jesus. His name might be Hesuits. The name starts with T. The name starts with T. Is it a Hispanic name? No, it's a black name. Tyrone. Stop.

Is it Tyrone? You're messy. No, I'm not messing somebody. Tyrone that's too black. No, don't say that too black. Wait, wait, wait a minute. Is it Ty Rizzle? No.

No. It's just Tidele. It's just T. It's just T. All right, so it's not Tyrone. Okay, let's get Tyrone out the way. T-Rail. T-Rill?

Well, he's married. Heather, it's not him. It's not him. Heather, I'm sorry. Heather, I'm sorry. All right. He's not the only T-Rail in the world. Oh, come on.

Yeah, he is. Do you mean T-Rell? The Tereo... He is the only T-Rail. Thomas. Tommy? Tommy? No, I say Tide dollar sign.

Oh, Tye Dollar sign. Tye. Tye. We'll go at Tia. Baby, come give me something. No, Tidele-Tan. Just say that. No, it's Pai.

We'll go with Thai. Yeah. Yes, that's cute. That's cute. Okay, hold on. Well, we got T on the line. No way. What?

The security guard. Before we get into that. Pound 106. Number one for hip-hop and Mission Viejo. Shout out to all my buddies. He goes in Mission Viejo. Tea is on the line. Tea is on the line.

What? Tea is on the line. Which line is he on? He's on line three. Tea. Yo, what's up? What's up? Are you, T, for real?

Yeah, that's T. All right. He ain't never holl at me, man. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Tea, where do you work? Come on, now, I can't say all that. I mean, I got other women listening to this call.

Come on, man. Oh, they're a woman. Because we got to make sure this. this is real. We said where you work. Let's put this way. Let me just make sure. Is that Cindy with the crockless panties?

That's not Cindy with the crockless panties? Hold on. Wait, what? I'm not even close, buddy. Cameron, are you Cindy with the crotchless panties? Come on now. That's not even T. Y'all be having them playing small.

It's funny, but no, that's not him. No. How do you know? No. For a second, for a second, for a second, I'm not even in a lot. You can't troll us. Only we can troll. Oh, my God.

I believed him. Of course you did. Who the heck is going to show up to Barney's beatery with crotchless panties? Umberto heard a black man's voice and he's like, that's him, Roger. I got tea on the line. Got the tea guy? No. Umberto, what the hell, brother?

Come on, man. Why didn't you ask him a couple questions? You have to confirm it to then. Umberto's like, hey, are you black? All right, that's you Black man named T Wait one second Alright let's go to Eric in London

Eric Eric, Eric You are a security guard, right Eric? Good morning, Belbag Good morning, Eric Talk to us, Eric What would you tell Cameron Who has no race but is Lokey in love with a security guard?

Yeah The only thing that I got to say is She's all bark and no bite Well yeah, she told us that too We know that. Okay, but one thing, how is she going to be a Aobal when she can't even present herself? You're a security guard? Yeah.

So how do girls hit on you? There you go. I mean, this call will be cold. Wait, what? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't be recording the call to say. Are you in jail? Yeah.

Wait, are you in jail? That's on the, that's on the iPhone. Yeah, then you'll update. It's okay. You can record us. For sure. Ew, not like that. Yeah.

They're like, you were Hey, how do you know? Creepy security guards. Right, hey, you're a security guard. Do you get hit on?

Yes or no. What's the guess? How do they do it? I mean, sometimes the way that they pretty much approach me, they just pretty much say, oh,

they say small things like, oh, you're doing a good job. I'm glad that you secure that your security or whatever. Aw. You're so secure with you here. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Those compliments.

Girls love feeling protected. Yeah. Yeah, we do. So, I mean, the only thing that I can say, if she wants to want him to make a move, she has to kind of give him a plate so he can start trying to, I guess, maneuver his way in. Yes, she already give him a few, you know, a few passes such as Instagrams, those sorts of things. But sometimes as guys, we don't even look at the signs. It goes over our head.

Yeah, you got to say it's great. And then, Fendigi, a lot. Sometimes you really got to apply pressure and you just got to do like small, slick stuff such as, like, oh, hey, like, what's, uh, let me ask you something. I know we've been talking for a couple minutes. Like, what's up? Do you, uh, how come you have me hit me back up?

Like, hey, what's going on? Like, like, you know, small things like that? She hasn't even got in there. She has to be a home girl is the one that hits on him for her. Well, that's even worse Why is, how is she going to be Albu Gala When she's having her friend doing all the talk Because it's about her

It's about her We need help for the rest Who's gonna have the relationship Her friend or her? That part Why is she doing how to talk? I have a question for you, Eric Do you have a girlfriend?

Yes Okay I do Do girls still hit on you? Yes Wow How do you know when a girl's hitting on you Because they tell you that I

Oh, thank you for securing the place That's your job dog That's like me going to the bank of like, oh, thank you for catching my check. Oh, they're hitting on me. They do a little subtle things such as, you know, like you said, pop your eyes, everything. And they check you out.

I mean, it's obvious, you get me. It's a female, but sometimes, like I said, as guys, it goes over our heads sometimes. Yeah, that's me. I'm that guy. Pallinguay. We pretty much need to need y'all to be a little bit more obvious sometimes. Right.

But you don't want that because you're a security guard. Plus, I don't notice. But you have a girl. You have a girlfriend, so you don't care about that. Of course not. Yeah, I don't. But I'm saying as a security guard, you're not supposed to take any type of numbers or any. But at the end of the day, if she gives them a tip or whatever, hey, that's on him, you know?

You can just play it out. Oh, she gave me a tip, whatever, you know? Oh, good, good, good, good, good. Yeah, so he can't be asking personal question like that because he could get in trouble. Yeah, that's like against his policy. So you can take a tip? You can take a tip as a security guard. Easy.

Give her your Zell number. Or like, I'm going to be a cell number. Like maybe on the tip also have a little note that has your phone number. Yeah. And then boom, now he has your number. And if he don't hit you out, he don't, he's for sure not reading the signs, but probably he's not interested. Yeah. He's on it to you.

Bree. Bree in Ventura. Bree, we're trying to help our girl Cameron who wants to gather the confidence to hit on the security guard that she has a crush on. But she just doesn't have it on her right now. Bree, what would you tell her? That guys are easy and she should have dug into that call. compliment like the thing about oh your hair cut is good okay we'll work with that the next week be like your shirt looks really good on you it's a nice fit did your girlfriend get it to you because then you could

ask at the same time are you available ask without asking yeah you're not stepping on somebody's toes she said she don't care yeah even if she doesn't care maybe he does care maybe he's being respectful to his girlfriend and not giving his number not giving his instagram he's using his excuses where he could just be it or bobbing around the bush and be like did your girls be you those pants they look really good on you today like not only are you telling him he looks good but you're also getting it out of the way are you available yes so then if he says yeah my girl got me these pants thank you for complimenting me or if he says yeah i bought these myself then she gets her in right there be like all right well next time i want to be the girl that but i see the pants

what about if she's like no my girl didn't get me these why i was happening low key like yeah maybe next time we can go shopping i'll get you a nice jacket you can pick me out some shoes. Oh, damn. She got Riz. Like, she just got to be quick with it, though. I know she doesn't have Riz.

Go home, practice it. Figure out what you're going to say. If you don't have Riz, give yourself Riz. How did you get it? I know, Bree, you sound really, like, G-Buff. Like, how do you have it? Guys are easy. You just have to be, like, quick with it.

You got to be a little witty. You got to be a little quick. If you don't have it, then give it to yourself. Like, go home, practice. What would you say? Oh, oh. Don't stumble over your words be like oh you don't have a girl. Let me fix that for you guys do it all the time

Hey Bree do Greg right now do Greg I'm gonna be wrist up now what's going on? Do Greg Bree guys are easy yeah you see Greg What would you tell me? It's cheesy but do they do it to us and does it sound cheesy Do we laugh?

Is it cute sometimes but does it get past the ice of being like Am I nervous? Am I awkward? Yeah I might be Yeah it makes it more from where you guys are strangers so now you have like a little he-h-h-h-haha. Let's like, it gives you that a little open. Yeah, and that's what guys like. They want a girl that's open, not a girl that's awkward.

Aggressive. Like open, like legs or open and like, like. Relax. Hey. Relax. That's on your mind. Greg thinks you're hitting on him. Greg thinks you're hitting on him.

Hold on. Greg thinks are hitting on him. She is. No, I know he thinks everyone's hitting on him. He's just like that. He liked that. Yeah, me like that. Yeah.

I know you're open, but not every girl is. Yeah, there you go. I'm talking open to like being even just friends at first, like guys like that to be conversational and just easy to talk to. And if you're going to be like playful, it doesn't have to be aggressive. It can be playful. Yeah. There you go. Bree, we need to get you in contact with Cameron so you can help her.

She needs that talking up. Yeah, she needs that confidence. even if it's shared from you. What do you mean it's easy? Well, it's easy. What part is easy? Look, like Greg, I hate those pants. Take them off.

Okay. That's, that work. That works. Ivan and Alabama. Here it goes again. Ivan. Ivan, what advice do you have for Cameron who really wants to hit on the security guard? But so far, she's only sent her friends to ask him for stuff, like his Instagram.

He says that he's giving up social media for Lent. So now she's like, okay, Lent's almost over. How do I gather the courage to say something to him? What would you tell her? I think she needs to get the courage to just go in there real quick and just use a couple of pick-up lines. I mean, just go in there. Man, just tell him, be like, are you trash so I can take you out? or are you

Oh my god Hold on Ivan Oh my god Oh my husband Oh my dad This is a doomed world Alabama Riz is terrible Hey yeah

You look like trash over there I'm gonna take you out And then Cameron's gonna mess it up Yeah Are you a possum Because I want to play this What is it?

Ivan Wait Ivan Do you have another one Do you have one besides that one Which one? Are you special Because you look special to me

You know what? Hey Do you have it I like this? You must be stupid Because you look special What What the hell brother

Ivan So so far we have Are you trash Because I want to take you out And are you special Because you look special to me Yeah I mean

She just needs to get the courage to go up there and that's the courage at least he has bars that's the courage that's he has bars I want to hear another one oh gosh are you my sister I mean

say that's crazy at least he's doing it you got no bars great you stay quiet I have better bars than that tell us do one do one right now a bar that's better than that

you got to go up to a girl and she's like what's up baby I can change your life right now. What you want to do? And boom, that's it. It works every time. Oh, that's creepy. That's terrible.

Oh. You ever been in a Honda Civic? I got you. No. That's it. Somehow that was worse than Ivan. By the way, Ivan, you're married, so you got a girl. So this worked somewhere.

Yeah, you know, you know, that's a word. I'm married. I'm about to have a kid. And, you know, you know, That's why I got my girl. Let's go. It works for him. The trash.

He was trashed and he took her out. Look at Greg C. Look at Greg Cee. He ain't got nobody. He's single Prangle. Are you a Prangle? Because you look single. Leave him alone.

His wife is his sister. No, that's not true. That's not true. Don't put that on here. We already checked. We already checked. It's not true. His Supriima.

Big difference, by. Big difference. Big difference. We didn't help. I wasn't going to say anything, but we didn't. Okay, we tried because we tried to make her practice with Greg and she didn't want to. Yeah, she started yelling at him. I think the best thing we could do is hook her up with Bree.

Yeah, because Bree has that confidence. Yeah. But Bree might take her mind. But I don't know. Yeah, Bree will, yeah, Bree will definitely swoop. Yeah. Look how easy they are. And then it's like, oh, girl, sorry.

All right. Quaresma is on Z-WA. Mm-hmm. Quarentana. No, that's, no, very different. Same thing, 40 days. Easter and then quarantine is quarantine. Yeah, COVID.

Oh, okay. Yeah, no matter of mind. Well, it's been a quarantine with God. Yes, it has 40 days. Lent last 40 days. I quarantine with God. Courantine with God? That's your shit.

He's weirded out. God's like, oh my God, don't need a concrete. Okay, happy Holy Week to you. And hey, there's a lot of little ones that are staying home from school because they have little, Samalitos, my little one, Jorgeo, your kids too, Khan. Three of them. Well, all four of them were sick, but my two little ones have been really sick.

Yeah. Yeah, so whatever's going around, we wish you the best, and we hope that it, like, goes by quickly. Some kids are on spring break right now, too. Ah, rage! But, yeah, yeah, they're super raging at home. But, yes, all our loved parents and children alike. The singles, get to it. I'm kidding.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Okay, we got six slags, Magic Mountain Tickets. Six Slags Magic Mountain Tickets. And on the line we have a caller that is rooting for you to win. Okay. Selina and Whittier going for you, Concrete. Let's go, Selena.

Jose and Santa Ana. You, Victor. Let's go. Santana. Caitlin in Laundale, Greg. Wow. Laudale. Anna in Southgate?

Angelica. Okay, so this is the game that we're doing where we give you a subject. And you guys, please have to give me the correct type of things that you can find in these areas. Vic, we already know that. you try to say the most outlandish things possible, you are not allowed to do that. No. You do that, you're automatically disqualified,

and you ruin it for your color. It's trying to be funny, you ruin it for your color. That would be terrible. All right, who goes first? Me. Who won last time? Counter clock was going. Started off, Vic.

I want him to be out first. Okay. Okay. Vic goes first. It's National Folding Laundry Day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. Yes.

So, you are going to give me A list of laundry-related items. Detergent. Yeah. Softener. Clothes. Yep. The washer.

Yeah. Dryer sheets. The dryer. Yeah. The clothes pins. Close pins. Yeah, when you hang to dry the clothes. Works in a form.

Okay, yes. Tide pot. Yeah. Now it's getting tough. Now it's getting tough. Not many time. Sote. That's a soap to me, but I don't know.

It's a special one. Yeah, but it's a bar so. But it's not, I wouldn't use it. It gets stains out. Okay. Chlorox? Yeah. What?

I don't know. No, that counts is, that counts as what we already said. Detergent. What? Well, bleach is bleached. Yeah. Yeah, bleach is different than detergent. I hope that you're not using bleach as detergent.

I hope that you're not doing that. All right. hot water What do you mean? Do you not use water to watch clothes or what? How are we doing this? How are we doing this? Yeah, because I was going to say cold water.

That's so stupid. You can watch water? Okay, water. Can I say timer? I don't know. There's nothing else. Here we go. Timer?

There's a timer on them. Yeah. A dryer. I guess, I think. Oh, a basket. Oh, there it is. Londry basket. Close.

I said that. You're out, you're out, buddy. Wait. Hangers. Hangers? That's good. You got to hang your clothes for? We're using clothespins.

We're using hangers. Go con. Folding table. Okay. Greg. What? Say something. Five.

Four. Three. Two. Greg. You're disqualified. You're disqualified. And then Jose, our videographer, who gave you the answer. Both of your have to tell the person that was going for you that you guys cheated and that's how you lost it.

Yeah, no, no, no, you get out of here. I don't need you here anymore. Oh, get out of it. Oh, get out of it. Very bad. Bad, bad, bad. I didn't think that would have counted because I don't know. I just said it just to say.

No. So Angie and Khan. Oh, damn, you're no more big? No, big repeated. Okay. Just me, you, big perron. Oh, me, me, me, um, five, four, three.

Sheets. I already said that. He already said that. You did? Sheets works. What? What? What?

Here is. You know what a dryer sheet is? You know what a dryer sheet is? The little thing. She means linens. Yes. She means sheets. That makes sense.

That's different than sheets. Don't be hating. Politics. Okay. Pillow cases. Yep. If that works. All right.

Okay. Five. Stop it. Four. Three. Two. One. Okay.

You started. Okay. Now we're going to go there. You shut up. Okay. Depending on where you can wash your clothes. Vending machines. Laundry mats

Great answer Laundry related things What do you think? You think everybody has laundry at their house? You think everybody's rich? But I didn't say Laundromat related things.

No, no, no, it's laundry related things. You can, yeah, come on. Come on. Great answer. Come on. What? No. How is that crazy?

Not everybody has that at home. Dog? It's not laundry related. It's laundromat related. That's laundry. That's laundry. Don't start. No, if that's the game.

Then I can take quarters and then we can go. Let's keep going. Let's keep going. Let's keep going. We're not doing this game ever again. Politics. Let's keep going. You see these politics?

No. Now, we need to get HR right here right now, dog. Because if Angie had said it, you would have been like, no, that's not. No, I was fine with that because it correlates with laundry. Laundry mat. Oh, wow. It's in the word, dog. And then you're going to say hands because you need your hands to be putting the laundry

and sex. No, I was going to say my wife because she's the one that does it. Yes. No, Mona, it's up to you. Both of our winners. They should be both winners, dog. It's up to Mona. Mona, come on.

Do the right thing. I'm going to give the tickets to both. That's what I care. And cons. Because it's not their fault. It's not their fault. It's not their fault that we're smart. No.

That you guys are trying to game the system. And then when you guys say something stupid out of hand, you blame the system. Politics. Chill out. But he's not wrong, though. No. He is. I didn't say laundry about related things.

But it's laundry. Politics. It's that you can't. No. HR, come down right now, HR. What time do they get here? What time do they get here? They're here, right?

We could say, I don't know, parking lots. The door, the handle. And that's stupid. We just got to keep it to the actual subject. Then we can say the universe, Pluto, because it's the universe and the laundry is in the new universe. Come on, let's get serious, guys. That's not, that's too far. That's where you would go.

You would go there. You would. That's way too far. I'm just saying. No, I wouldn't have gone there. Yeah, yeah, I'm over you. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.

Where are you from, Ese? Don't you know I'm local? And for the right place of your soul, you two can go to Dodger Stadium and get a $75. Otani Cup that gives fans free refills the entire season, all right? This cup is all the time. the talk everyone is excited about. It looks like Otani's sleeve or his pant leg and it says Otani on it. Oh, okay.

You can buy it for 75 bucks. Bring it back whenever you want and you get free refills. Nice. With the purchase of a ticket to go inside. Well, duh. This is awesome. I want to buy it and always forget it. I'll forget to bring into the game.

Yes. That's going to happen. That's me. Anytime I have a souvenir cup or anything. Like that where I could save money And I'm like, oh yeah, $75 for the home? What, that's great? That's a great deal.

And then I'll always forget it in the car or at home. Yeah. I always think of that when it comes to like the, what is it? The theme parks. Yeah. You have really great souvenir clubs. Yeah, it'll last for me. They're all at home.

Yes, but this one is $74.99. So that would cost a lot of like you not forgetting. That's expensive. Because usually they go about like $30, 40 bucks for like a souvenir cup. Yeah. So it works. No, it's going to be my favorite cup to use. home because I'm going to remember how expensive it was.

75 bucks is, 75 bucks. And just so you know, it is for fountain soda. So you cannot go to the bar line. Oh, can I be a lot of mine? Beer me. No, no, no, no. It is just for soft drinks. That goes a long way, though.

Yeah. Yeah. Guy like me, four kids. Yep. Mm-hmm. That's true. Here, each of you. Share.

For sure. Yeah. Yeah. Share out of your tonny tub. Give your own straw. Share out of your tonny cook. All right. That was, don't you know, I'm local.

Let's get into some. I'm also. I'm sure it's a mushroom. Zooler, come here? Now what's going on? Damn! Cheese Mason with Angie. You guys,

Tiger Woods crashed again. He rolled over. Yeah. No, dude, it was a really bad accident. It happened actually on Friday in Florida, right? Yeah. And apparently he was driving his Land Rover,

speeding, of course, just like last time. He was speeding. He tried to pass a plane. pressure cleaning truck, clipped it and flipped it and flipped the vehicle on the other side. And Angie, when you say last time, what do you mean by that? Well, last time he, because I was going to tell you guys, he actually has like a history of actually crashing. The last time we saw him was actually out here in California and it was a really bad accident

that happened what in five years ago, 2021. So that's what I was saying like last time. That is first or is last. No. It's scary because those are the rollover ones. Yes. It must have been speeding. And then he got arrested right after.

Yeah. So apparently when. the police did get there, they were saying there was signs of quote unquote impairment at the scene and he was arrested for a DUI and with property damage because flipped over, yeah.

Flip over. But you know what? What's crazy is that he actually refused to take a urine test and they didn't find any alcohol in his system because they made him take a breathalyzer test and he passed it. So they're saying like, okay, if he looks like he was

impaired to drive. Prescription. Yeah. They're thinking. Yeah. They're thinking it was either medication or drugs. Okay. Didn't he hit someone? No.

Nobody was on his own? He was on his own. He was by himself. He was actually able to get out of the vehicle. And then the other, the truck that he hit, also they were fine. I don't understand it. He did. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't understand it. It's 2026, dog. You are probably a billionaire in some degree, right? Yes. Why not get a driver? I don't understand that, bro. Okay. That's a good question you asked because I looked into it.

And apparently, like, people, around him have told him like, fool, get a chauffeur. And he said that he doesn't want to because he likes his privacy. Privacy to pop them thanks. Bro,

it doesn't, dude, you could have your driver write an NDA or sign an MDA and then just shut up. So then what happened in 2009? Because I'm seeing here that he crashed in 2009. He did.

Yeah. It took his third time. Yeah, this isn't just an, oh, no, and the one in 2009 was like where all the cheating stuff happened.

Yes, that's what it all came. That's what everything came out. And apparently for that one, he didn't get cited for no DUIs. It was just careless driving. Jesus. No, in 2017, he crashed again. And that full actually fell asleep behind the wheel.

Oh, no. And that was actually, they gave him as he pled guilty to reckless driving rather than a DUI. He's got to get, like, his license, like, taken away from him something. Yeah. Yeah. I know, like, his peers, like, in the golf community, they're saying, like, he needs to be taking accountability. and that he needs to like, there's just been some concern

in the debate whether his like status and feature in the sport. Yeah. So, there's this talk on him. I need to watch it. Jorge, my husband watched it.

And he said that he had this like cookie cutter image and a lot of what like this stuff is is getting outside of the box that everyone thinks he's perfect. There's more than 100 women. Yeah. And it's like, Hey, Tiger,

we know you're not perfect, bro. No one is thinking you're perfect. You do not have to prove it to us anymore. It's cook. Just be the villain that you want. You are, you know? If you're a pill-popping animal, then just start bumping some low wind. You know what I'm saying?

Like, just embrace it at this point. We know you don't drive Buick's and, you know, like have this car, you cutter life. We don't. It's okay. That's what it is, you know. What do we say? What does Tiger and his car have in common? What?

They both end in woods. End up in woods. It's so cute. All right. That's our guy. That's our guy. Boom. Whoa.

That's great. That's great. I'll be at the ha-ha this week, guys. Catch me. Catch me. Catch me. And when you hear that joke, laugh,

please, blast. All right, that's it for Chisholm brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers. I'm Manchi from Brownback mornings.

I'm Parano six. All right. If it's hip hop, you know, let these on. Yeah, I go. Rep sheet. Let these set go.

All right, this is more of a music sheet for all of us to pay attention to when it comes to the World Cup, you know they have some of the most iconic songs they have given us one like these eh-a-o-waka

Guacatelas I never know for Africa Shout out to Argo Shakira They also have the Ricky Martin banger Al-Ale-Ale Fives All right well there is a new one People are not too happy about

Carin Leon and Jelly Roll Oh. And the song is called, that's not really crazy, right? Yeah. Oh my gosh. Is it this cool?

It's always him. Hey. So yeah, there it is. What the hell? What the hell? Okay. No, it's not you. No, it's not.

Let me just shut you all up. Whoa. Sounds so much better. Okay. It's Garin Leon and it's jelly roll. And the song is called lighter. Listen to this. Karin right here.

What? What? I hear that and I'm like, pass me the ball. Soccer time. Nothing says soccer and athleticism like jelly roll. Pass it over here, brother. That's it passed on. Go!

This is, look, man, I like both of those guys. But they kicked the bucket with this thing. They did. And I get it. It is a very great country vibe. It is. a country collab. All for it.

I love it. Carine Leon, he's headline stage coach, no before. He's been there. He's been there. All of that, right? So I totally understand it.

For the World Cup as a World Cup song, this is the first offering from the official World Cup soundtrack. What's an offering? It's an offering. Don't take it.

No, thank you. Take it back. Yes. Up with the likes of a Wakawaka Shakira or or the Cup of Life by Ricky Martin. I mean, I like it.

Like, it's growing on me every time I hear it, but it doesn't, it's not for soccer. It's not. And also, it's like, okay, the World Cup is coming to USA, yes, but it's coming to Los Angeles. You know what I'm saying? Mostly. So it's like, why choose those two artists to, like, represent that? That doesn't make sense. No, yeah, it doesn't make any sense.

I'm wondering if it's going to be in anywhere that would be in that. Because I know New York is also getting some games. So I don't want to be that maybe, where the freak is jelly roll from? He's from Memphis. Okay, I don't know if it will be in Memphis or Atlanta. Look at up. But, so we're saying no to it. We're saying no to this, these vibes?

Hey. Okay. Okay. Mm. Mm. All right, no, Memphis, Tennessee will not host any official workshop. Yeah. It doesn't.

It doesn't. That was rap. She brought to you by a Toyota dealers. Okay. You ready for studios, fool, my friend over there? Yes. Kitty pie with a wink in his eyes. Yes, let's go.

Never wears a tie. Might be by. Whoa. That is insane. You just hit on Greg this morning. True. That is insane. That's crazy.

That's crazy. That's great. But was it a lie? What's nine plus ten? Turn your line? Look at this studious food. Perritos, check this out, man. Chad GPT just came out with a brand new ranking about who has the best food in the United States, each state.

All right. Okay. Coming in at number five. Who has the best food? Out of all the states. Someone has Chachyp. Yes. And Chachybtee made the rankings.

Oh, I wonder. All right. Illinois comes in at number five. Okay. Okay. Chicago. Chicago. New dish pizza, whatever the case.

Oh, Bedia or whatever. Oh, yeah. Biggs. He loves it over there. The best Bidia I've had. Number four is Louisiana. Wow. Jambalaya.

Pop-ice. A little crawfish. Yeah. Number three is New Jersey. New York. New York. The top two can be always debatable. Oh.

All right. Coming in the number two, we have the homies in Texas. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I guess it's pretty decent food. Papados, papacitos.

Papacitos. All the papas. All the papas. All the papas. Coming in the number one, guys, is none other than California. Yeah. What a great list. Hey, chat if you know what's up.

They know what's up. They know what's up. But Texas is really having a hard time with this. Yeah, I saw the online discourse con. Everyone is upset that California got the top spot. Yeah. How can we not that? We have so many everything.

We have all the cultures are here. Well, people are saying like, yes, you might have really, really good Mexican food, but what else? Chinese food? Oh, like, Peruvian food? Peruvian food. Fire. I know. I've had Peruvian food in Miami is really good.

Mediterranean food here? Yeah, I can see it. Oh, yeah. Well, like, I think New York has a really good, like, diversity in food. Yeah, you can go there. and get like Colombian food. Yeah, but you can't get good Mexican food. Yeah, you can.

Actually, the Chelsea Market has really good Mexican food. I've been there. Where have you been? I've been to New York quite a few times. Have you been to the Mexican spots? Yes, I can't remember because they sucked. That's what I'm going to say. Yeah, I do.

I'm being serious, though. Like, it sucks. I mean, even their pizza, I think considered to Chicago, I think I like the pizza better in Chicago than I do in New York. That's two different styles of pizza, though. And then over here, like, we have more hot dogs over there. It's just one hot dog. One style?

By the way, if you were to go to New York and you're looking for a good taco spa, Tacos, Los Tacos No No No, go look for that and it's actually really, really good. You'll like it. Even you will like it, Con. I promise you. Maybe they weren't there when I went there. Yeah. Maybe. But I'll take you, bro.

Like, even if you were to see it, it's like, okay, this is the type of taco that I like. Oh, those are good, like, tacos del Gordo. Yeah. And Loki, a lot of Mexicans from Puebla go to work in New York. So they've made it a point to, like, go make food. Wow. That's crazy. But the thing is, none of us have gotten to food in all 50 states.

Yeah, no. So we can't make that decision. We like where we're from. Yeah, of course. You know, even if where we're from sucked, even if our tacos weren't as good as San Diego's, we're going to say they are. Even Louisiana being in the top five, I get it. But it's like, there's only one kind of food there and it's usually Asian food. I've never had Louisiana food.

Never been to Popeyes. I've been to Popeyes. Okay. Boiling crab is seafood boiled from like Louisiana. Yeah. Yeah, but you don't know that. Yeah, no, it is. Okay.

I didn't know there. Yeah, Louisiana style. Okay. No, it is. But Chat GBT said it was California. So, number one. Shout out to the homie chat, GPP. Other people are giving you backlash.

We won't because you made us number one. No, one. Yeah. Well, stay hungry, America. I know, I am, really. Hello, studios. Look at this, studios has food. Okay, Victorino.

Shoot the J. Shoot it. Playball. All right, you guys. Listen closely. guys because cheating on your wife with the Latina housekeeper may not be the worst idea. Stop it. Don't be giving ideas.

Victor. Over the weekend, someone named Joseph Biana was crowned as one of the world's greatest athletes, all right? Joseph Bajena. Yes. Joseph started out life as the secret love child of Arnold Schwarzenegger and his housekeeper Mildred Patricia Bajena. Oh, that's the baby.

Yes. They made a movie about him. Yes, and he's back for a vengeance. No. Oh my God. Wait, wait, because Arnold, he has children.

Yeah. But those fools don't look like him. They don't at all. This fool looks like him. Spitting image and he has the physique and now he's using it to be in, you know, in athletics. So, you know, sorry, his name is Joseph, right? Joseph, he didn't know that he was Arnold's son until he was a teenager, right? Obviously, even as a kid, he has a striking resemblance to him.

He was just really good at terminating. Yeah. But, well, he didn't get. So the kid grew up in Bakersfield, and he didn't know that his real dad was, you know, was Arnold until later. And then since then he started following the footsteps. But this weekend, he first played, he placed first in the men's open bodybuilding heavyweight class. Wow. And then he also placed first in the men's classic physique true novice and men's classic physique novice.

So he won in like three different categories. And these are things that his pops would win in. Exactly. Things like that whole bodybuilding, the whole boom. That is pops right there. He was Mr. Olympia. He won like seven times. And then so this was all at the NPC natural Colorado state competition.

So, you know, there's obviously different competitions in different states and stuff like that. But yeah, so he won. He won in three categories. So he's continuing on in the legacy. And he's even acted a little bit. So you never know. Yeah. He might be, you know, the new Terminator one day.

You never know. That's crazy. Yeah. Is his dad. present? Is Arnold Schwarzenegger part of this? Yeah, they're so close now. You know, he's helped them, you know, like through this whole process of bodybuilding

and stuff like that. He's like hand in hand. Like, he might be his favorite. Probably. So then give him your last name. No, he doesn't. I mean, it's like he grew up as that. Like, he thought his other dad was his dad.

You know what I'm saying? So he took on that name. Your blood dad. But he doesn't want the handouts. Like, it's, I looked it up. And it's like he doesn't want those, you know, extra opportunities that would come with that. Yeah.

Stop it, bro. You look like him. You already like the love child. You didn't get anything handed to you. Except the laundry to fold because they were trying to pretend you weren't, you weren't his kid.

That's wild. Right? So, fellas, if your housekeeper's looking a little hot, give it a shot. You never know. That could be the best one.

Yes. Best for last. You don't know where it's going to lead with Rosario. You don't know where Dolores is going to take him. Consuelo just might give you the one. They really made a movie about it. It's called Mr. Deeds.

Yeah, Mr. Deeds. Mr. Deeds is about it? Yeah. I'll watch that. That's cool. Watch it. Yeah. All right.

What's your housekeeper's name? I don't have one. See? See? Like that's nice. And nor will you now. Okay? That's awesome.

All right. All right. All sports. Mm-hmm. Let's get into some money moves. Some of Monmoo. You guys, they're after one of our absolute favorite Kit Kat. Oh, look.

The Kit Cat Association. has put out an official statement and confirmed that 12 tons of Kit Kat products were stolen while in transit. Twelve tons, who the heck can even keep 12 tons of Kit Katz anywhere? This happened between Central Italy in transit on their way to Poland, okay? 12 tons of Kit Kat were stolen off of trucks that belonged to Kit Kat. No one knows what the motive might have been. Yeah. I think the security was on break.

Oh, ha ha ha ha. You need a break? There's like, yeah. Grab a cocaine. Oh, wow. I get it. I get it. Need a break.

Grab 12 tons of Kekat. Thank you. I would assume that they could be found really easily. No. 12 tons? That's a lot. Somebody thought they got 12 tons of cocaine, honestly. Yeah, like they thought it was another type of.

Yeah, they got the wrong shipment. They're like, no, sorry, boss. It was Kit Kat. Oh. No, don't worry. I would just say look for someone with like really chocolatey fingers because it always melts. Every time. Every time.

And never last. I love Kit Kat. Those are good. I love them too. And if you're worried about there possibly being a shortage because of this 12 ton shipment that got stolen, according to Kit Kat, the good news, there are no concerns for consumer safety and supply is not affected. Thank God. Thank God.

It's a lot of Kit Kat. It's a lot of chocolate. I think that's really good advertising for them because if something is good. good enough to steal 12 tons of it, then it's like, oh, you know what, I'm going to get a kick at right now. Damn, is that good? Then could it have been an inside job? Oh, like a marketing plan?

100%. Yeah. All right. Where was it stolen again? Transylvania? No, not Transylvania. Between Poland and another place and all that stuff. Probably right near Transylvania.

Yeah. Okay. Central Italy and their destination is Poland. To this day, there has yet to be a break in the case. Oh. All right.