Brown Bag Mornings - 3/31/26 The Last Rodeo in Colombia... 🍾💍 | Brown Bag Mornings

Episode Date: March 31, 2026

The squad stages a massive intervention for Lester, a government worker who planned a 16-room bachelor party in Colombia before even proposing to his fiancé. Between the relationship drama, the "studious fools" roast the Armenian homies from Glendale who got caught wearing a light brown bear suit to vandalize a Rolls-Royce for insurance money. [Edited by @iamdyre 🏠] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Armenian homies in bear suits (3:25) Chisme: Kris Jenner's Chinese luck face (5:20) Rap Sheet: Cardi B's Texas lawsuit dismissed (8:41) Petty Police: Biggie's deathbed apology to Escape (11:57) Scrolling: Boleros with attitude goes viral (15:29) The Weather W/ Concrete! (17:27) Homie Helpline: Lester's Colombia bachelor trip (36:14) Six Flags Tickets! (41:13) Remembering Nipsey Hussle (42:37) Don't You Know I'm Local: Adult novelty candy recall news (46:28) Chisme: Beauty queen's teeth fall out (51:47) Worst Weekend: Greg's $220 dinner (56:25) Money Moves: 75 cheap date spots list (1:03:26) Studious Foo: Tacos are healthier than granola Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Before the episode starts, leave a like, drop a comment, leave a review, and yeah, subscribe so you don't miss any roundbag mornings. This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? What that heck is it with people dressing up as bears, man? What? I don't know if this is a new fetish in California, but it's gone too far. First of all, the vets that are taking care of the two baby bears whose mother bear was euthanized over in the Monrovia area. They're dressed up as bears to help to pretend that they're the mama bear for these cubs that have now been found motherless.

Yeah. That's number one. Number two, over in Lake Arrowhead, there's a big fraud case, a scam that happened, where four people, ah, they happen to be the Armenian homies. Ruben Tamrazian, Ararat, Shurkinian, and Vaharadakhanian, and Alphia Zuckerman, all from the Glendale and Valley Village area. they went to Lake Arrowhead, they got into their homies Rolls-Royce while wearing a bear suit to then collect

$141,000 from insurance companies saying that the car was vandalized by a bear. A bear to get it. They filmed the whole thing, sent the video to the insurance company claiming a real bear damaged their car. And now they have been arrested.

Authorities even raiding their homes and finding the bear costume. Oh, you're smoking a cigarette. The bear attack me. Brother! How did you fight it off? With your bear hands? With my Armani shoes, I tried to hear you. Let me tell you how they got caught, bro.

Oh, yeah. Because they got the bread. They got the bread, right? That's crazy. It's because they wore a light brown costume in a state where only black. like bears exist. Oh, dog.

Come on, I didn't know. Bro. Bro. Bro. Brod. Brodsters. Actual biologists were brought in to review the footage of this bear fraud case. Damn.

So that's what gave him away, not the fact that it was actually Armenians in disguise. They didn't know. Well, they didn't know. Why is that bear's smoking a cigarette? If you get on a car. The bear was smoking a cigarette on. Vic, if you get on the car, I'm thinking a bear messed on my car.

Just a very hairy man. They did it to a Rolls-Royce ghost. A Mercedes G-63 AMG. Damn. And a Mercedes E-350. Bro, three bear attacks. I know. They only like luxury cars.

Yeah. The bear drove off on the BMW backer. I'm going to eject the comedian. Freakin' on, man. Freakin' on me. No, it wasn't an armin this time. So big up to Rubin, Tamrazian, Ararat, Chiracinian, Vajeezyan, Barquizian, Charkisian. Oh, my homies.

I didn't want to believe it was true what they said about Glendale because I'm from there. Bro. Bro. Little fraughts to do me. I didn't know. I didn't know. Let's get to some schismet. Zool would come here?

Now what's going on? Cheezmation with Angie. You guys, forget a four-leaf clover because Chris Jenner, Kim Kardashian's mom, is now a good luck charm. What? Yeah, apparently she's a viral good luck charm in China for Gen Z. So people are actually like, they're on their social media and they're swapping her face or their profile picture to her face. And then based off whatever career they are, they're putting Chris Jenner in different like, different careers. So it'll be like lawyer Chris, teacher Chris, Dr. Chris, things like that.

Which face? Her face, Chris Jenner's face. Which one? 26 is 2020. Oh. The one she just got you guys. The one that she just got you guys. It's a good face.

So they're swapping her, their profile pictures for her face to attract wealth, good luck, career success, and confidence. And I swear people are swearing by it. They're saying like, oh my God, I just swapped my profile picture. And I swear I feel more confident. I'm doing that right now. You know, they're screensaver too. your laptop. You know, so right now it's probably like a mountain or a beach. People over there putting it to Chris Jenner. That's cool. Yeah. The Chinese are superstitious, man. Yeah, but then we end

following through, bro, we have fortune cookies. We have like little Buddhas. We have the little cat that says hi. Trin, true, true. It works. Yeah. It's going to be over here soon. What? Probably, but apparently this trend started because Chris Jenner is quote unquote, one of the hardest working businesswoman in the U.S. And Chinese people really respect hard work. I'm going to put concrete as my profile picture. He's a hardworking man. I have a lot of glitches.

A lot of viruses. A lot of viruses. Make sure that firewall set up really well. Thank you, Angie. All right, that's it for Chisholmation. Brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings. I'm Par 106.

She'd Let these set go Okay, so Cardi B, she's currently on her World Tour, not your girl's tour, and she's killing it right now. One of the songs that she plays is called Enough. Yeah. You know, vibes.

She's taking it with a cool wig and her nice outfit. Vibes, right? Yes. Well, she just got sued by a Texas duo. Let me get their name right because their lawsuit got dismissed. Never really bad for them, and at least we can give them some kind of shine.

At least get their name right. Yeah, at least give them some kind of shine on these airways because their lawsuit for their own song did not go through. It got dismissed. Let's see. Their names are Joshua Frausto and Miguel Aguilar known as Chemical, 956.

What? All right. They have a song that sounds similar to Cardi's. Listen to it. The beginning of the song. Baby girl looks deadly. They're from Texas. Oh, really.

Oh, really. How did this get dismissed? The influence is crazy. Okay, so they sued saying you guys used our song from 2021 without permission. Only thing is the judge is like you failed to prove why I should be seeing it in Texas. Like you need to put like I filmed this song here or like I produced it here or they dropped the song here or whatever. But the judge also said, by the way, even if I didn't dismiss it because you guys failed to prove why a Texas court should be seeing it, you guys didn't copyright the same. you guys didn't copyright the song.

Oh. Guys, rappers, producers, musicians, please do the like business side. Because you might have had a case because that beat does sound similar. Yeah. It can, but all that means is that they use the same plug-ins. You know what I'm saying? Like it's not that much of a like, it's not like Cardi B was influenced by them. But producer could have found the song.

Have you seen them who wouldn't be influenced by them? Oh, wow. I'm so influenced together. Yeah, but it's like to go boom, boom, boom. Yeah, well, you can't fight that. I mean, isn't that pretty easy? I don't know, I guess. You know, they do have, like, certain melodies until a certain beat count, like, they're all going to sound the same.

Yeah, so, like, you can submit it. Yeah, you can submit it. Okay, so this is enough by Cardi. Yeah. And then this is those fools. I can see. Yeah, I can hear it, where it sounds really similar. That part, yeah.

Yeah, that's why. Yeah. But again, I could just be the... I mean, yeah, that part. But no. Exactly. Their song is called greasy fry bread. It did get dismissed.

The judge said, look, you guys did not... I can't do a copyright infringement on something that isn't registered copyright. So brothers, brothers, please do your business side of the music. Do not just create, make sure your stuff is in order, you know? Yeah. Okay. Well, yeah. Next song that we drop is going to...

That's the sound of the police. The petty police. You're petty. You're just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty, girl. Pretty in them. Petty us.

Pretty. Petitist. So we all remember the notorious BIG, and we know that he passed away on March 9th of 1997, out here in Los Angeles, at the outside of a Vibe magazine party celebrating the Soul Train Music Awards that happened that weekend. But we didn't know that he spent that night apologizing for being petty to who to the members of a classic R&B group Escape. This is also the group that Tiny Harris T.I.'s wife is a part of. Here's a little escape for you. Five.

Oh, they're killing it. Man, I love me some escape, but Biggie didn't. Biggie has a song called Dreams We're in it. He talks about all of the R&B girls. that he would like to do, right? And in it, he says he would rather, how should I say

these in these words? He would rather sleep with RuPaul, which is a very famous trans person, then sleep with the members of Escape. Listen.

That was mean. That was mean and very unnecessary. Now, years later, Candy from Escape and a tiny Harris talk about how the night Biggie passed away he actually took a moment out of that vibe party to search them out and apologize to them

for that specific line. Check this out. You know, obviously the world heard the song. The girls, they are more forgiving than I. And I feel bad to this day because the day that he passed away, we were at that party. And Biggie will apologize, I wouldn't go over there. And I was just like, I'm going to see what he's talking about. And, you know, he was very nice.

He was very apologetic. And he basically said, you know, I don't know what I was thinking. I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly. You know what I'm saying? You know, I'm not saying. You know, I just, you know, I wanted to say, you know, I apologize or whatever, whatever. And so I went back and I told him, I told him what you said. And then he ended up passing, like, probably 20, 30 minutes after.

Brough. 30 minutes after he apologized, he passed away out here in L.A. So. Wow. story. Don't apologize? No, that's not why he passed away. You're dumb. No. No, Victor. It's a bad omen. Don't apologize. No, but they probably felt like we got that

conversation. Yeah, he cleared it up. Because had they had the beef while, and he passed away, it kind of puts them in a weird situation already. So yeah, to know that the night he ended up passing away, he used it to apologize for those really mean words. Yeah, I feel bad for a tiny too because she's been getting diss for generations. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm coming at her. People got to stop talking about her at this point. So we will. Okay.

All right. Okay. All right. Some scrolling. Scrolling with always. If you're thinking to yourself right now, do I want to be a content creator? Do I want to make videos? Do I want to put my face out there for everybody to see?

This is your sign to do it. All right? Yes. Bolettos with attitude on Instagram, they're going viral. It's a guy. Yep. He's playing the guitar. And he decided he wants to cover DJ Quicks pitching on a party.

And it sounds like this. Sheesh, that's so vibes. Fire. That's all. They do a lot of covers. They've done Kendrick covers, pot covers. They're incredible. And this one was to promote the Metro All-A.

The line, the trains. Oh, okay. The D or which one? The, I don't, it doesn't say what line it is, but they're just like walking around the metro. They're even in Compton in front of the sign and everything. So it's really, really nice. And it's really good tribute. It even got into the hands of D.E.

DJ Quick. He commented on their video. He said, I'm effing honored. And it doesn't even end there. He decided he's going to have them open up at their Arizona show. Hey. April 11th. Oh, damn. Yeah. They posted to their stories literally yesterday last night. Yeah. That they're opening up for DJ Quick. That's so dope. Love it. Well deserve. Well deserve. You deserve all the spotlight. Yes. They're killing it. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. You never know who's watching. Might as well post that video. Do it. Post the video. You did one too, no? Yeah, I did a mix.

I did a country girl shake it for me. Country girl shake it. Yeah. It's a very hard. Shake it for me. Yeah. So it's a very popular. It's a banger.

And I did it with salt shaker. Oh, I get it. Oh, you did a matchup. You did a country mashup. Yeah, country mashup. Nice. It went around pretty good. I didn't think the video, it didn't go viral.

When did you do it? I'm going to say about a year and three months ago. Oh, damn. It's been a while. It's been a while since I've done that video. And then last night, I also got a DM from a popular bar in Newport Beach that they want me to be in charge of like their country hip-hop night. Oh, wow. Don't do it.

I know what this is. It's the Newport gangsters that you talked about yesterday. It's booking you. Yeah, bro. This really happens. Reportedly, allegedly, E40 did it to Biggie to try to get them out here so something can happen. What? Biggie didn't take the booking.

Don't do it. Damn. I didn't even think about it that way. Newport's really trying to bang on me like that. Yeah, set up. All right, this is a bit of it. For the red necks rockin' till the break of dawn. For the DJ spending that country.

That's right there? Yeah. What? For the DJ spending that country song. Okay. Okay. Okay. DJ spending that country.

For the DJ spending that country song. Oh. DJ spending that country song. Okay. DJ spending that country song Country girl shake it for me Yeah, don't go to set up It's a set

Yeah, don't go it to set Shake it for me They want to do like a hip hop country night That's random Very random They're gonna have you check it That sucks Good job, great, good job

That's cool, that's cool It'll work out for you It will I hope so I hope so Congress let's do the weather my friend And now The weather

Oh, hell the dog. With concrete storm. Peritos, it is going down for the weather Tuesday, March 31st. Tomorrow you pay the rent. Don't forget about that. Sorry, guys. First, we go to the sick-ass city of Fontana. It's going to rain over there, so you're going to be all mojada.

78 and 53 degrees with a 30% chance of rain. Next, we light it up in the city of Escondido. If you've been up all night, go to sleep, Perrito, because you've been all Prendido. 72 and 50 degrees and 59 degrees at night. Next, we spoon it up in the city of Anza. If you can't fill it, something's in the way, and there's probably my panza. 66 and 49 at night.

Lastly, I clean sand in between my toes in the city of Malibu. My feet throw up Gansai when I'm walking through the avenues. 67 and 58 degrees at night, and it's also going to rain over there a little bit. You started up gang signs in Malibu? Yeah, with my toes, with my toes, with my toes, what? Is it going to rain over here? It's going to sprinkle. Just a little bit.

You're not going to be on mojada. Don't even trip, though. But it's still going to rain. Like, my hair's going to get puffy? Yeah. No, it's not. And you don't know I'm not going to be mojada. You're going to be on.

One of the texts my husband since me. Damn. All encharkada right. All raging waters. Weather Tuesday, March 31st. Check it out, Fontana. 78 and 58 at night. Raining tonight.

Escondido, 72 and 59 degrees, Anza, 66 degrees and 49 at night. Malibu, 67 and 58 degrees at night. Peritos, it's your boy, Conchry from Brownback mornings, our proud 106. Let's go! To 3,000 people that live in Anza, I hope you have you have. Hey, everybody needs a little love. Yeah, that's right. All right, check this out, homie.

You need a homeie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got your fault. The homie help line. Leicester needs our help. Lester,

Lester hit us up and said, What's up, y'all? I'm getting married next year and I need a homie help line. He said, I got engaged in November. Prior to the engagement, me and all the homies started talking about the bachelor party. So he was planning it before he got engaged. Oh, yeah. He said, we somehow picked Columbia.

Mind you, this was before all the craziness with Donald Trump. We booked a whole building, 20 rooms, 20 bathrooms All the homies ready to enjoy What the beautiful country has to offer Damn That's a lot of rooms Once the craziness in the world started happening

All the white boys were out He said which was only five of them Which is okay I was kind of upset because I had already paid For the venue we were staying at But I refunded them the money He also said I haven't told my fiancee about it

I just told my boy Tommy was setting it up. I don't think she realized it's international. Should I just cancel my bachelor party in Colombia and just move it to Tijuana? Let me know, Brown Bag. That's crazy because all the white boys started all the craziness. Because all the bike was what? Started all the craziness. What was they heading for?

Yeah, why you don't want to get out now? Yeah, all of a sudden, are you going to scared? Duh, they are. You scared? Oh, Lester. I mean, that's already paid for. It's not. It's not.

I mean, I think he's like, dang, is this worth it? Worth taking the risk? Worth his marriage? No, I don't think he cares about that. The Toot. I think so. I think he cares about dying. Before he proposed to the girl, he planned his bachelor party.

That's wild. And he blamed it on his homie Tommy. With a classic move. With Colombian Toots. Yes. 20 rooms and 20 bathrooms is a hell. of Airbnb or even Bachelor party size. I feel like you have 20 homies or just 20 people that are down and go to Colombia.

20 people down and bring the bed. 20 passport boys. Yes. 20 passport boys. 20 bathrooms. Okay. So he then gets, he then proposes, doesn't tell her what's up. But this, I'm assuming this trip is coming around the corner or when did he say this trip is for?

He said it was in June. June. It's going to be in June. June, yeah. Oh, it's not in here. Yeah. Oh, he says, I got engaged in November. Yeah, yeah, it doesn't say June. But, look, he's on the phone. Let's talk to Lester.

Lester. Hey, Buenos Aires. How you guys doing? What's up, brother? Lester. What the hell is going on, Lester? What are you 20 rooms for? Well, it was an over-exaggeration. It's 16.

Oh, wow. Oh, you round it up, right? That's still. That's still a lot of exaggeration. yesterday you guys called me at an awkward time i was on a call and i was like who's coming me off instagram and you answer oh big called you yeah oh is it okay okay no so you guys want a quick background of everything yes please and there's nothing in this message context please no so first of all thank you guys for what you guys do you guys are no no no no go get to it fool don't thank us for

nothing fool come on but um so me and my girl been together for a minute now and then pullout game a little off that summer ended up knocking my girl up which I'm grateful for but then I was like man yeah me la roe I got to get her that ring so I'm talking to my boy Tommy and he's like hey fool like engaged to your shorty and I got you with the I'll set up the bachelor party too shorty do you guys plan a proposal in order to go to Colombia I don't think Tommy talks like that too I think Tommy is more of a

Hey fool yeah what's up hey sir No he's being good Get your shorty-do-wop pregnant. You know what that means? You know what that means? Columbia, toots. So then what ends up happening, right, is obviously I propose and all of that. Nice.

And then I tell my girl, I'm like, hey, just so you're aware, Tommy's, he's handling the bachelor party. And she's like, oh, that's all, it's all good. And then turns out it just kind of blew up here at work where they're like, yo, Jaime and Tommy are going to. Who's Jaime? Your name is Lester. Lester Lester, my bad guy

Yes, you're bad Exactly Yeah, you're bad I worked And then everyone was like Hey, we're down to go Celebrate for you What do you do for a job

Jaime Lester? Hey, Work for the government No, you don't No, you don't For the government? What are you doing? No, I work with kids

I work with kids In the-A-Marimai You work for the government Yeah, now that sounds weird All the teachers can't wait to go to Colombia Yeah Go live! Sure enough

I end up My buddy ends up finding everything On Airbnb and I'm like hey full cent Swipe the card I do the first payment And The next payment's coming up in two weeks Which obviously I'm a swipe

And my question to you guys is How do I How do I bring this up to my significant other That's your question? I thought your question was about canceling or not Well that also Oh my God I want to How do I tell her about it?

Over the weekend We were looking at venues And all of that Okay For the wedding For the wedding Yeah That can wait brother

Let me tell you When do you pay for the strippers Now or later I was like dang It's 30 racks to rent this spot out We don't My girl was like Let's push it back to 2027

Oh your wedding? And then I said Yeah And then I told her I'm like hey Don't forget about About my boy He has this thing set up already

And she was like Well, just know you only get one bachelor party. You ain't getting doubles. And I was like, okay, cool. And then I was like, man, I got the talors because it's coming up soon. Yeah, can you tell her how much you spent already? Because you guys can't afford the venue, but you can afford Columbia. Priorities.

All the friends, all the friends, coworkers, everybody pitched in, right? Yeah, but you said that you refunded hell of people, five people. Yeah, I did. But that's easy. That's OT money. I'll figure that out later. Okay. Rich Lightwork.

But my question is, how do I tell her? And then if you guys have listeners out of Columbia and out there, like, I'll say Fizzing really out there because since Cito Boy got crazy, I've been seeing all kinds of craziness on Instagram and everything going on. But why do you want to cancel and go to T. No, he doesn't want to. I don't even know where the T.J. part comes in. I was joking around talking about I'll just go to San Diego and we'll. Can you? What?

So what are you not joking about? Yeah. You're being annoying. No. So honestly, I want to. I need advice on how to tell my girl, hey, we're going to end up going to Columbia. But if any listeners are out there that have ties to Columbia and know what's really going down out there, what do you guys think?

Let me tell you. Let me tell you what's going on down there, okay, buddy. Yeah. Any listeners with ties to Colombia, you're going to get the different kind of colors. Yeah. Yeah. How much you're trying to move. Yeah.

What are you doing in Columbia? Do you want to go see monkeys or do you want to go see a monkey? I legit want to see what they have to offer. He smiled like that. Oh, my gosh. Shet show my brother. I want to see what they have to offer. Let me tell you what they have to offer.

I bet you the Airbnb is four rooms. Yeah. He's like, first started with 20. Nowadays. I just sent it to you guys on your guys on Instagram. Oh, nice.

I have a little job. They got that peel water. All right. So when is this supposed to take place? It's in June. Okay. In June. Okay.

Your bachelor party is set for June. You guys plan the bachelor party even before you proposed. because you knew like it was up and you guys booked it, everything. Some people have bowed out because it was going on with this current administration. The white.

Yeah, the wettos. Okay. What they got to do with Columbia? Oh, they're just scared. They're like, man, we want our kidney. We want our liver. We want everything. Oh, God.

They ain't trying to grow. Which, I'm good with that, you know. You're fine with them taking your organs? No, with them not going. No, no, I'm fine with them not going. Oh, got it. Hold on. Yeah, I ain't trying to.

Okay. Okay. So that's happening. you now are looking for venues with your girl and you're pushing back the wedding to next year but you're still going to have your bachelor party this year you haven't told your girl where it is correct okay she knows it's

she knows it somewhere where I need my passport oh my okay what is she like is she jealous would she get mad no she's real cool like like legit we've never are you scared tell her I need a good way to tell her though Call her right now

Hey babe I'm going to Columbia For our bachelor party But you're chill So it's fine right I mean I hope Okay I'm sorry you're scared or you're not

You're gonna be active out there That's why huh Yeah he's always I mean She rules the house you know She what? She rules that She's a house Give us her number

We'll call her No no no no But yeah that's why I wanted some help been just I just want to break it in easy you know are you going to tell her that this place has two indoor jacuzis and a bunch of extra large uh I don't know if this is a European king size bedrooms these are the biggest beds I've ever seen in my life and that's why I want to go because like we already have that set up you know what I mean

so yeah I would just hate to cancel and I want the homies to have a good time because the homies yeah oh man oh brother How do you want the homies to have a good time? Yeah. Is she going to watch? What do you plan for them? Hey, boy, you're... That you can't do with them.

Enjoy what the city has to offer. You're not going to tell your girl about what you're going to do. What are you going to tell your girl about what you're going to do? Right. What is that going to be like when you tell her, okay, I'm going to Columbia, like, what are you going to tell her that is happening over there? That's what he's going to do. Pablo Escobar tours, all that other stuff, you know, cheap. Why couldn't you guys go to San Bernardino?

Or Temecula? Okay, so question, does her bachelor's party have, like, does it have a date? It does not, just because the wedding's pushed back and I asked her, I'm like, hey, what do you want to do? Like, you want me to, like, for your trip, you and your homegirls, am I on that? Like, am I paying on that? Like, what do you want? And then she was like, I just want a day out and veil with the friends and a lot more lamer than what my boy has set up for us, yeah. You just call your wife, Lane?

Fiance. A lot more still, I guess. Go to Columbia. I can't wait. Yeah, come is lame, dog. And there's no way, shape, or form you would cancel Colombia. The only way we would cancel is if it's dangerous, like what we're seeing on Instagram. It's very dangerous, brother.

You can fall in love immediately. Not worried about that. I'm a faithful dude, man. I'm just there for the homies. Right. He's such a great friend. It's your bachelor party, not the homies bachelor party, dog. What do you want to do?

This is the last time I get any chance to travel with the homies. And man, we just, we just want to have a good time. No, it's not. You're not going to be full. What do you want to do? When you get married, it's all the whole. Concrete travels with his homies all the time. I travel with my homies and I travel with my wife.

No, he's not going to have. Nothing finishes just because you get married. Yeah, but I mean, just with the guy friends, I don't, I don't see that. I see this being the last, the last, the last rodeo. Maybe you shouldn't be getting married to her if you feel like that brother. Yeah, exactly. That's not the right one. If that's how you feel.

No, no, no. I'm just saying, like, as a big guy group, because all my friends get married, too. Yeah. You know. Oh, my God. Dude, concrete still goes out with a big guy group, bro. Trying to be like him when I grow up. Oh, my God.

You know. Okay. Don't go to Colombia. Let me tell right now. So you said you would only cancel if you find out it's dangerous. Yet you've seen that it's dangerous and you haven't canceled because you've seen the news right you told us about things that you Yeah, yeah Saw the news saw the airplane do the

The flight attendant how they found them dead out there and I'm just like oh man, I'm a dad now Okay, so they cancel Oh, so you guys have a baby I can't because the homies want to go No, he just said the only way I would cancel is if I see it dangerous out there and you just saw something dangerous Yeah, yeah He has to see something much worse than that he has to see What's worse is about something?

An apocalypse. So then don't ask how it is out there. If you're not going to take the advice. Well, you guys got a good point. It's dangerous everywhere. Yes. Oh my gosh, Lester. You just want to go.

He's dangerous in South Central. Let me tell you. This guy is awesome. So the truth is that you're not going to cancel. Oh, no, girls. I don't know. It's okay. You do know.

I just want to any advice on how to tell my girl. Exactly. Because you are going. Because you are going. Because you are going, right? What if your girl tells you to cancel it? Ooh. And I guess there'll be six free rooms out there for brown bad guys.

Hey, hey. Why do you think six rooms? Wait, is it now a six room Airbnb? Because people have been flaking. No, thank you, man. It's dangerous out there. The wedos that left, the five dudes that left plus me. Five plus six, a six.

No, five plus one. Five plus six is 11. Yeah, yeah, there you go. It doesn't matter. Okay. I hope he cancels on there now. KPWR FMHD1, Los Angeles. It's Power 106.

Ellie's number one for hip-hop. One of the ass. Good morning to you. Let's go to Asia in Norwalk. Asia. Talk to us. Asia, what would you tell Lester? Hi.

Hi. Hey, how are you guys doing? He wants to know how he can tell his fiancé that he's going to Columbia with his boys. Okay, okay. You ready for this? Yeah. I think he should just be straight up.

Like, he's going to get married to. her, you know what I mean? So it's just bite the bull. Tell her straight up, like, don't be around the bush, why wait, you know? And you got to put that practice in it. Girl, that's exactly what I'm saying. Just tell her. You said she's chill, you say she's not jealous, she's a cool girl. Then tell her.

No, what's the problem? You're not going for nothing more than just the homies. Yeah, right? And the scenic views and the Escobar. The Escobar Tour. The Escobar Bar. You know what I'm saying? Okay. Well, Miguel and Echo Park What do you say, bro? What should Lester do?

Miguel Don't tell her, bro. Don't tell her? Don't tell her? That's crazy. Hey, hey, I mean, what did he ran out of the prison that Pablo Escobar bill? Is that where he's going to stay with his homies and stuff? This place is huge.

Everybody. Nice. That was going to go see Las Cariniosas. We all know, eh, come on. Yeah, what's that? Las carignosas. Can I? They said are in that.

Constitutes. Yeah. Oh, ladies of the night. put it in the easiest form. The ladies in the night. Yeah. They're nice women. I had a homie who goes out there frequently.

A homie or you? Passport boy? Nah, he's a homie. He doesn't have the best of luck out here with women. And over there for the right price. For a passport. It's crazy. And it's crazy because he has a wife out here, but he tells me he goes out.

Well, then why does he need luck with women out here? Yeah. If he has some wife. It's just so tough. dating while you're married. Yeah. It's so tough to it. Yeah.

The dating pool is so small when you're married. What he told me is these these chicks don't do what his wife does. Like, they do a sato de tigre, you know? What is that? What is that?

What? You just say? Explain, please. In a PG me. You lay on the bed. You lay on your bed like a star and then like she jumps from the freaking Mueble onto you.

It's like a WWW. It's like a body slam or something. Oh, like a little spider monkey? The Salta de what? The tigre? Salto the Salto the tiger, you know? Salopians be doing it? I've never heard that.

It's like a moon salt? Yeah. ceiling at any pharmacy so you'll be straight but um but yeah but yeah he can't tell his girl because everybody knows what people go out there for like come on man yeah we're not going out there for you're not going to go out there to see the freaking hippos Pablo escobar brought over oh he didn't fool you either oh that's crazy i thought was just us that didn't buy what you were saying hey lester you're sick man you want to come back with a blister no that's nasty Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Just think about that.

Oh, no. Are you interested in the Salto de Tigre? I feel like we all know. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Maybe my friends. Maybe my friends. Wait, wait, wait. Your friends doing that? That's crazy. Or I don't know. I don't know. The homies, there's like three that are single. They could, they could do their coachin-na.

There's three that are single, but there's 20 room. It makes no sense. Something's out of here. You know. What's your girl's name? I ain't. No, she has family. out there in L.A., so we're keeping that to myself. You're making it seem like your girls the only girl with that name, dog.

Yeah. It's a rare name. It's a rare name. Okay, so chill. Your man, Jaime, Lester? Let's be the judge of the rarity of this name, yeah. Yeah, we have rare names. What's her name? What to start with? I do like the first callers. Just be honest

and just tell us straight up. I think Letti told you that in the beginning, I literally said that. Just tell her. If she's chill, just tell her. Yeah, I'm going to have to do that this weekend for sure. Why the weekend? Yeah. Do it right now.

This weekend is Easter. Do not do that. She works from home and she's busy on the phone so I can't bug her right now. Yeah, it's not a good time. It's a perfect time. All right. Well, boom, we helped him. I'm over this.

Got your magic mountain tickets, tickets to magic mountain right now, right now, not later later. Con, real quick, though. Yes. You think when you do the weather, you can do like what's coming up in the weather? Like what's, maybe you could do like a seven day forecast, please. Yeah. Like a whole full week. Because like yesterday I didn't know what it was going to be today.

And today, me and Angie and our friend Kelly plan to go horseback riding. Yeah. Yeah. So I really would like for like a future plan. Porfifor. Future your little horse is all. It's going to happen because I put in the freaking deposit. All right.

Let me just put in a request. HR, can you give me the doppel? Yeah. $7,000 please. So I can know what's going on tomorrow. Yeah, well, yeah, that would be very helpful. It would help. Because I'm already here when you do the weather for the day.

And I can't dress. Like, if you had told me a tomorrow's going to rain, we would have rescheduled our horseback raining. Well, I didn't know what was going to rain, dog. You're the other guy. It's a surprise. Oh, my. My surprise.

It's a surprise. Well, that's a surprise. We're all in this together. All right. All right. At the end of the day, I'll let you guys know what's going to happen tomorrow. Thank you. Yeah, that don't help a lot.

Okay, yeah, all right. And also, if you see us in the rain on horseback riding, no, you did it. Okay. Not us. Ammojah, ha, mahal out on the horse. The horse be like, what the hell? We don't even want to be outside, girl. What are you doing?

We're going to get a donkey punched. Okay. So, we have to eat. That's what happens when they don't want to be there. That's not a doggy. That's a kick. That's a horse's kick. It's a horse kick.

It's a horse kick. A donkey told me that. A donkey. He likes those. Is that what the deposit was for? Yeah, concrete said that he likes of. All right, we'll talk about it later. Yeah.

Right now we have takes to Magic Mountain. We do. La Montaña Magica. Ooh, they have chosen you, Greg. Me? Yes. You are up to bat, and Robert in East L.A. He thinks you're going to get this, okay?

I've been doing good at softball. I'm a bad. Dre in Long Beach, though, she thinks Greg's going to lose. Screw you, Dre. Okay. No, don't do that. Don't do that. Do not do that.

Okay, so we're going to put a 10-second timer on the board. What about us? No. Yeah, Balin. We're not playing no more. What about me, Angie? You've been banned. Yeah, yeah, you've been bad. You guys keep this thing going.

You guys make, uh... Yeah, yeah, yeah. But what about me, Vic and Angie? You can root. You can see if Greg gets it or not. All right, boom. It's a Greg's turn. Let him have the shine.

10 seconds. He's going to win. Let's see. 10 seconds on the board, brother man. 10 seconds on the board. Ew. Okay, 10 seconds on the board. Yeah, in 10 seconds, you're going to name me five things, okay?

I'm going to tell you what type of things, all right? If you get them correctly, if you do the five in 10 seconds, Robert and he sell eight gets these tickets to Magic Mountain. If you do not, if you fail, Drey and Long Beach, these are hers. All right, all right, right. In 10 seconds, name me five Looney Tunes characters go. Bugs Bunny. Roger Rabbit

No No No You're going That's That's all Kahn's era Bro

That's not my era Yes it is my era Wow No it's their fault Yeah No well Drey Who's going for him It was Robert

Inso To get the Robert Bro Learn Dre and Long Beach Congratulations You Are going to

Magic Mountain Congratulations to you Just for Fugges Yay thank you guys You're welcome. You're welcome. You want to do it? Just for funs.

Just for funs. The ones he didn't name. So you name Bugs Bunny. Okay. That's it. Go. Tasmanian devil. Tweedy.

Tweetie. I love Twitty. Two. Oh, my God. Oh my God. Sylvester. Yeah. Oh.

And the big bird. Oh, the big guy. I don't know. What's his name? There's Marvin the Marsha. Marvin the Marsha. There's Spi Gonzalez. Pei Gonzalez.

Pepple-a-pew. Yes, fun time. You have a Lutty Toos jacket that you wore the other day. I do. Yeah. What is the tall guy's name? It's a tall... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Texas. He talks like that. Oh, yeah. Is it the red one? No, no, no. He's a rooster. Right? That's the one we're talking about?

He's like white. He's on the cornflakes cover. He is. No, he's not. Oh, no, you're not. He does get mento. Don't listen to me. You said, yeah.

And they call myself. Yeah, it is. His name is like John something. Foghorn. Foghorn leghorn. Foghorn leghorn. Foghorn leghorn. The fact that he's the same one that's on the corn flakes.

He's not. He's not the same one. He's not the same guy. It's the same type of bird, but it's not the same guy. Anyway, I love listening to Nipsey Hussu. Today, Mark, seven years since his passing, he passed away March 31st of 2019. I want to send all my love to Angelique to Dawit to Samantha to Sam to Adam to all of his loved ones, friends, everybody that cares about him. If you're a listener, if you're a fan, I've seen not just what he's done in life, but even after his passing with the team has been able to do and keeping the marathon going and things to look forward to like a new album coming this way this summer.

So for those who love him, he's definitely still here every day. I see the quotes all the time, the music playing. It's standing the test of time. And I just want to send my love, my heartfelt love to all those that love Nipsey Hustle. And just know that we're all hurting on this day. This isn't a day to celebrate, but this is for sure a day to remember Nip and everything that he stood for. To his children, to Lauren, to Cam, to Cross, to Imani, to his. his nephew, Khalil, that he loved very much.

I love you guys so much. And I send you all my love. And I hope that here on this radio, you always get nothing but love and honor and respect for Nipsey, as you should have it. All right. That was my little piece. Love you nip.

Let's get into it. Don't you know I'm local. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Es? Don't you know I'm local. If you have a piece of chocolate in front of you, don't eat it.

Do not eat it. Don't eat it, Conno. Why? It might be laced. It might be laced. What? Bring them. Nothing wrong with that?

What's wrong with that? No. Okay, so apparently there is a California chocolate that has been spiked with Viagra ingredients and recalled nationwide. Settifil. What is it? I think it's setafil. What is that? That's the active ingredient in those pills.

Oh. Wow. You know a lot, huh? What a studious fool. Yeah. Or it's a rhino 7,000. A rhino-7,000. What is that?

A supermax. A lot of headache pills. There's a Northern California company. Check this out. That sells adult novelty products. They're voluntarily recalling two chocolate products found to contain potentially life-threatening amounts of that prescription drug that is for erectile dysfunction. Oh, my God. How is it life-threatening?

Yeah. Because you guys can't have too much of that. It's going to be bricked up all the time. Yeah, you can be bricked up and it can. No. I don't think so. No, it can be, it can go bad.

Right, Con? I don't know. I don't know. You guys are the fools. Don't you guys hear about all the time? No, you just get a headache. Like, for example. Me and Angie, we know the dangers of a prescription like a birth control.

Yeah. We know. You guys don't know the dangers of stuff like this. No, I know. What? You can. Birth control. Yeah.

That's a birth activator right there. That's a. No, isn't it if you take too much? I thought so, like, maybe like you can get a heart attack or something? No, you just... You get too excited? No, you're just like, you're on for like four hours. Five hours maybe, you know, whatever.

You spread it out over time. Yeah. I've never felt anything of a heart attack. What? Okay, so these ingredients can cause a significant drop in blood pressure that may be life-threatening to men that take it, especially with how they interact with other ingredients should you be taking them. Like different drugs. Oh.

Like alcohol. Yeah. The products have been found to contain undeclared active pharmaceutical ingredients. What's the word you said? Salatafel and Talafil. Yeah. And Tadalafil. That's funny.

Tadalafil too? Yes. But when those mix up, we may interact with nitrates found in some prescription drugs. And that could be life-threatening to you. So please return them. If you bought them at an adult mail shop or whatever you guys buy those things. Oh, I thought it was like regular chocolates. No, not regular chocolates.

Oh. That'd be horrible. That's all I was like, well, Conj is offered me. like a whole bunch of chocolate right now. That's not regular chocolate either. He said he was going to break me off with a piece of that Kit Kat bar. What was that about? I was going to give you this musketeer.

Keep your nougat to yourself. Is that a butterfinger? Hey, yo. Get your hand off my butterfinger. Come and we're going to grab these little whoppers, homie. The woppers. Oh, my God. Almond joy

Oh Those suck Those suck Nobody's ever Like hey give me an almond joy That's true Nobody I've never heard that before That's nuts

What about a tizzy roll? Oh yeah those are good That's still chocolate I guess Was that a confession? No it's not That's caramel Hey Greg was that a confession This is totally not

By the way don't do right no 7000 Do not do the right to 7000 Be careful if you bought chocolate Hoping to enhance a situation Because it might be life-threatening my friends, okay? All right.

All right. And by the way, they're not named Kit Kat or Crunch or Evan Lander. No. What are they named? I don't know. You tell me. I need to know before I grab them. Oh my gosh.

Zoola, come here? Now what's going on? Cheesmation with Angie. There she is. There I am. You guys, no, for real, for real. The ladies in Thailand are going viral for the wrong reasons.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. What are you thinking about? What do you mean? Like, one ladies? The ladies. So, apparently...

Lady boys or ladies? Ladies, ladies. So there's a beauty patching called Miss Grant, Thailand. No, that's boring. No. It's actually really funny because there's, like, two girls that really went viral. The first one, her name is... I'm going to butcher it.

I'm so sorry. Kamo Wan Chanago, right? There's a lot of butchering going on to Thailand. My God. Sheesh. Sorry. No, okay. Okay, so this is a beauty pageant.

Yes. And so she walks up on stage, she's looking pretty, right? And mid-sentence, as she's doing her introduction, her teeth fall off. And you can listen to her. So if you hear it, like, her voice starts cracking a little bit because that's when she's talking and her veneers just fell off. I didn't hear it. Your voice usually cracks when you're a man and you try to talk like a girl. She had, like, not the straightest teeth, so she had, like, fake teeth.

I know. Yes. Oh, my time. Okay. That sounds like the thing you say, Hamid. That sounds like the thing you say, Hamid, oh, that sounds like the thing you say, Hamid, oh, that's that. You're not heard, dude.

No, but this is live TV, so it's not like they can edit it. So, like, as her teeth fell off, like, she turns around and she tries to put them back on. But later on, she did come back on stage, and she tried to play it off because she comes out without her finery. like with her messed up teeth and she puts them on as she's talking. That's her introduction. What category is this? Play it again? Play it again.

No, don't play it anymore. Just one more time, please. Okay, you know what? The setup feels kicking in. Please, please. The rhinos get her little chocolate. You're getting turned on and you're going to get turned on by this girl. She actually got a burn biret for her dancing moves.

Her name is Dara Thorne Uthon. So she comes up. And then they pant to her right because they're doing like they're all in bikinis and they pant to all the girls with this music The girls are dancing all cutie But this girl breakdance her It looks like she's about to bust out and bring her Getting ready But then she goes up on stage and she's doing her solo right? Tell me why let the she's walking and then midwalk she jumps and like does the flight kick

And she starts clapping cheeks Oh What? Is that the actual audio? No. No, but... Play it again? That's from Columbia.

Play it again. Play it again. What did you search? No, I'm searching. Just play it again. Aggie. Agie. Everyone be quiet.

Play it again. No. I'm going to call your wife. She's listening. Play it again. No. You know what? Check out the video for yourself.

Roundback Mornings 106 on Instagram. And this is exactly what all the ladies in Thailand. are going viral right now. Has anyone won this page? Is there a winner? There is a winner, but neither of them actually went. Okay, so you have to give context to that. Now explain those.

It's because in Thailand, this is that a lady boy. What is that? What is that? A lady boy. What is that? What's a lady boy? It's a lady that is a boy. These are not lady boys. Okay, put audio one more time.

Which one? You know which one. I didn't do that. That's her audio. No, I didn't make the audio. You control yourself. You know what she knew what she was doing with that. She knew what kind of reaction. She was laughing cheeks on stage.

She's setting me up for that. I've been set up. Every morning I get set up here. Oh, you get set up. Every morning there's a setup for me. Just be horns. It's not your fault. Yeah, it's not my fault you get turned on for this.

It wasn't that one. It was the second one. But I won't work. I'm almost there. Oh. All right. That is crazy. You're out of control, dude.

Every morning I get set up in this story. No, you don't. That's for you. Every morning, I have to go home. And my girl's like, do you really have to do all that? He doesn't. He doesn't. It's in the fine.

Every time I get home at 10 a.m., she's like, do you really have to do all that? He doesn't. Do you have to say all that? That's what you really feel. That's okay. She loves me. We're going to decide who had the worst weekend between Greg and Vic. Greg, what happened to you, brother?

I went to a host locals with my homie, and I haven't talked to my homie in a while, and it's been like a cool minute. So I was like, you know what, let's bond. Let's go have, like, drinks, have some food, stuff like that. Met me up there, perfectly fine. And then midway, he's like, I got to go. Left me there. And I had to pay the bill, and it was $220. Yikes.

Do you two? Two hundred and twenty? Man, what did you guys buy? Just you and him? Yeah. Shots, food, drinks and stuff like that. It all adds up. And then he drove away?

And it made way. He's like, hey, I got to go. That's dining dash, basically. That's called the DUI. Greg. You invited him. You said you hit him up and you said, hey, let's go. Let's catch him.

Yeah, you asked him out. And then I had to sit there all sat by myself watching the sad-ass Dodger game. I don't want to watch a Dodger game too. So it's like, Jesus Christ, I had to sit there. Are your home girls? I look like a weirdo by myself. Yeah, you did. Yeah, I felt so weird.

Creep. Well, it didn't help that you were like, you had this crazy look in your eye. With like, sure. Looking at the girls. Yeah. And that you foam at the mouth watching Otani. No, I don't do that. I got stuck with the bill.

You got stuck with the bill. You did it to yourself. You asked him out. How? It was my homie. Yeah, but you asked him out. You hit him up. You asked him to go out with you.

But even like if Vic asked him like, if Vic asked me like, if Vic asked me like, She's like, hey, Los Invito, that means like, I got it. Yeah. That's crazy. But if Conn invites me, I'm like, yo, I got half. Or like, let me send you something. Concrete has you. I wouldn't let you.

Yeah. Right, because Concrete is invite. He's inviting you. What? Yeah, I would never let you pay for everything, though. Oh. Or half. All right.

That's a great weekend. Vic? I had a pretty good weekend, except for the fact that my girl ran into this girl I used to know. Wait. What do you mean? You used to date her like, You didn't have to cut me up. It was the girl I knew before her, like right before her.

The last one. Picture. So were you active with her? I mean, you know. You were like so. I don't know. Hey, Jill. So it was.

Angie, you're out of control. So it was crazy because we went to an event to Rettagetolandia. It was cool. We're having a good time. then my girl goes with the girls like you know the girls are like the homies they go out to the yeah let's go let's go to the bathroom so so they they leave the section they go to the bathroom and then while she's over there she runs into that girl at the restaurant yeah in the restroom hold on does she know this is the girl you know okay she tried to sabotage us oh okay okay okay

so what happens yeah so she so they knew who each other were because of that because you know whatever and then so it was like okay So that girl was like, what's up? And my girl was like, what's up with you? Jordy gets down like that? Apparently, apparently. Apparently, after a couple shots. And then nothing happened.

They just walked away. But it was still crazy because it's like out of all the people. And especially that venue, like it's huge. There's probably, I don't know, 5,000 people there or something like that. That's right. Why? Yeah, it was crazy. She comes back and she tells you?

Yeah. Did you see your ex? No, no, no. Oh, okay. You don't have ice for her. Oh, who cares? No, not at all. But that's the second time we run into it when we party.

Same girl. But we don't, and in completely different areas, and we don't even party that much, me and my girl. So that means that girl's always out. That was your type at one point. Yeah. You can't diss her so much. You were still with her. I guess.

Yeah. Well, that was. Okay, so she said what? So she went up to your girl? Yeah. At the restroom. I know. Just get over it already.

Get over it. I already made my decision. Get over it. go. Get over it. I choose Jordan. You lost. Come on.

He's like, did you guys kiss or what? What happened? That's all? That's all that happened? That's it? Same stall? No, don't do that. Jordan don't play.

You're like, we don't need same style. We try you fantasize. Okay, who had the worst week, weekend, y'all? I think victory, honestly. No, I think getting left with the bill sucks. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

I didn't pay. anything the whole time. Yeah, they got left with fantasies. Yeah. Don't laugh at that big. It's not a fantasy, it's a nightmare. It is. Yuck.

Yeah. I was like, really? Ooh. Should have been in between you guys. What were you guys wearing? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's insane. That make mon move.

It's no. Okay. It's no secret. The economy is economying. Yeah. Yes. Life is stuff out here. If you're trying to go outside, like on the weekend, on a weekday, it just hurts.

It hurts your wallet. It does. What's up, bro? I spent $11 on a soda and a water the other day. $11. And you spent it, like, you had to, right? I got to the registrar. I was like, damn, what?

You can't turn away. Now imagine going, like, on a date and trying to figure it out. You know, you're the one that's dating. But for all of us over here, me, Vic, Angie, and Khan, we're still out there, like, with our significant others. We're trying to make it happen, right? Yep. But L.A.

Times has put together a list of 75 things you could do in Los Angeles. 75 things. It's a pretty good list. I want to read off some of them to you that will be more cost effective and even free to do out here if you're trying to figure it out. I want to start with the free ones because I really do think like we do not take advantage of these. Griffith Observatory.

Yeah. It's still free to get in. Oh. Yeah. You do not pay. And they have really cool things in there. I think you got to pay extra to go into the show. That is really nice.

It's like the, it looks like what's that car that has all the twinkling lights? The Rose Royce? Yeah, it looks like a Rose Royce. The stars. Super vibes. The Getty Museum, excuse me, the Getty Museum is also free to go into. So that in itself, take them for a walk inside. The Getty Museum is free to go into, but if you want to go into the actual museum parts, you have to pay.

No, it says you just pay for parking. No, that's what they get you. The Getty Museum is free to get them. No, because last time we went, they were like, no. They charged. Who'd you go with? Your line. My ex.

For a while. That's why we went because she was really wanted to go. Yeah. And so we went, we're like, oh, cool, it's free. But then when we got there, they're like, oh, no, if you want to go into this one, you have to pay this much. Okay, did you pay for it? Hell no. You weren't a day, fool?

Well, first of all, all those places, they have weird hours. They close at like 2 p.m. Oh, do they? Yeah. It's rich people hours. California Science Center is free. Oh, wow. I remember going to the California Science Center as a kid.

Anna. Exposition Park? No. Right there. Next BMO. By Coliseum. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, okay.

Also, Watts Towers, free from the outside. Yeah. They'll charge you a little bit more for, like, a tour, but it's free to go check out at Watts Towers. Wow, I didn't know that. Um, Roberto, have you ever been to Watts Towers? You're from Watts? Yeah, we used to go all the time after school.

What would you do? How was it? How is it? Yeah, what do you do there? A lot of activities that we probably shouldn't have been doing as high schoolers. Like what? Like what? It was high school.

Yeah, that was 20 years ago. Gera Juana, this stuff like smoking marijuana. Gerba Juvenna, that's mint. Drinking tea. He's having a mint tea. Yerba mattes. You're having a herbamate. A lot of Marty and then Juana.

Yerba motas. You were doing girls at the towers? Yes, he was. Yeah. You were doing girls. Okay, what about now? Would you go to the Watts Towers? Would you recommend it as something free to do?

It's really nice to see, like, actually, like, see somebody's art, like, somebody at the time to actually create, because it was trash in, you know, in the beginning. And he welded the pieces and made it into the Watts Tower. So it's kind of interesting. I actually see that. That's cool. It was trash, you guys. Not anymore.

It's hard. I'm going right now. It's just things to do. It's really tough for people to find things to do out here, you guys. Grand Central Market, it's free to walk it through. Clearly the food cost, but yeah, yeah, just enjoy it. You could look at the Via's Taco sign like, wow, I want to eat there. I've always wanted to go.

Never been. To Grand Central Market. Oh, yeah, it's beautiful. It's beautiful. It's beautiful. It's beautiful. And a lot of different cultures because they have different food shops. It looks really, really tight.

Check it out. Really close. Honestly, if you've been to like a Sobred Rueadas or like a market in Mexico where there's a bunch of them together, it looks like that at some parts of it. The Grand Central Market? The Grand Central Market. Yeah, they have a lot of Mexican shops that have like the candy laid out, the fruit laid out, just like they do in Mexico. Yeah, I've only been to like perch next to it. That's like a nice place.

Perch. Anyway. All right. We're telling you things that are cost-effective, my friend. Also, okay, this isn't free, but it is cost-effective. If you go to Echo Park and you go to Swan Lake, it's not. not too crazy. It's about $750 for kids and $13 for adults to go on the little boats. Oh, that's true. Yeah, it might be some bodies in the water, but...

That's not true. It only happened in the 90s because that one movie, my crazy life. Is it a movie that loka? Yeah, but leave that alone. All right. Or you could just stay at home. Yeah, you could do push-up. With all that, you just say, I'd rather just stay at home. Hold on. Really? What? No. No, no. No, no. Oh, no. Echo Park. Oh, my guess. It's nice.

Come back, your car's broken into it. It doesn't even matter about all that. Gas is $12 a gallon, so. It's got to drive to get there? How free is it? Well, if you guys started running. What's one more good one? I'm just trying to help you guys out.

You know, it's cheap. Money, your goddamn business at home, dog. What's one more good one? And a couple of noodles. Okay, I do like this one, the Panorama drive-thru? You can go there. Panorama City?

No. Paramount. Paramount. Yeah, I go there all the time. The Paramount Drive-Thru? The Paramount Drive-Thru? Yeah. Yeah.

The drive-in. Yes, it's a drive-in movie theater. And it's on Rose Transis, yes, and it's very cost-effective. It is. You go there for less than 10 bucks. You can watch your way. You can take your own food, too, and everything. You wonder if I go up the windows.

Easy. Yeah. That's not what I thought you said. I did. I've never been in a driving movie with my husband. I think that would be great. I take my truck. I park my truck backwards, get my own food, put it back there, boom.

Oh, that's real. It's cool. No, I take dates, but it's cool. Yeah, it's fun. Take a chair or two. Take a little radio. It sounds very It sounds very romantic

Greg enjoys the movie I don't know if she does But yeah What What? Oh my Oh my God Ew

Victor No they don't do those movies What was the hat gesture You just did? He did on the show the camera Do it again They don't do those movies there

The hat gesture was crazy Ew Can you clip that And let's say it to his girl So that she can tell you What your girl tells you?

The hand gesture was great. What does your wife tell you when you get home? He's like, wow. Is that what you do at home? Yeah. The hand gesture was all. That was. What does your girl tell you?

What does your girl tell you? Cod. Do you have to do that? Do you really have to do that? That wasn't necessary. You really have to say that. It's in my contract. No, it's not.

It's not. Yes, babe. I got to bring the vibes. I'm sorry. What was the hand gesture? You got to bring the vibes. Vic just had to be a reporting. Vic.

Big basically made the hand gesture that he was getting Cabet seats and the troquites. Yeah, he did. That Greg was. That Greg was. And how was it, kind? It's so weird. It looks like a dribbling.

Dribbling your cabal. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. The mayor's here. The mayor, the mayor, the mayor. The mayor. Hey, Scott. Hell of studious.

What's nine plus ten? Turn your line? Look at this studious. Food. It is. In the words of the great Lebron James, it is Taco Tuesday. He tried. And one thing today, guys,

what, what? Research staff said that tacos are healthier than granola bars. What? Specifically, tacos al pastoral. Really? I believe it. Yes, because granola bars are full of processed sugars. Yeah.

And not protein. So it's less about the tacos and more about the how bad the granola bars are. Grinolars are bad. Yeah. So you can eat for one granola bar, you can eat like three tacos del Pasol. I love it. Are you serious? I love it.

Whole foods are always better than processed. Whole foods, exactly. And you guys want to hear what's the worst to, the least healthiest of the most healthiest tacos. Come in at number one as the worst. Hold on. Hold on. This is a whole different.

Now we're done with granola bars. We're no. Okay. Speaking of tacos. Speaking of tacos. He ranked and he found, he did his own study. Oh. What?

This is a real study. I didn't want to study. He researched. You worked. What the healthiest to least healthy tacos are. All night. I spent all night, guys. All right, all right.

All right. The worst tacos to eat at number, well, we started at number five. Can we get? Can we get? Number five. Okay, number five, here we go. Tacos de Lengua. I had it.

Those are bad. Those are bad. That's a tongue. They're bad? They're bad for you. They're bad for you. They're bad for you. You cut off the fat.

Yeah. Their fifth bad. All right, what's fourth bad? Number four are tacos de Cabeza. Fourth. Tacos de head. Yeah. I don't like that.

That's what Vic was doing right now. Yeah. That was a crazy hand, Josh. I haven't seen that one since like seventh grade in my gym. What? Right way. Hey, bro. Hey, bro.

Imagine. Imagine. Keep it going. Keep it going. Number three coming up. As the worst tacos number three is tacos of carnitas. Oh, yeah. Because those are deep fried, often slow cooked and lard, resulting in high saturated fat.

Oh, yeah, for sure, for sure. Also, no, coming in to number two, tacos de tripa intestine. Oh, I mean, tripa. And yes, again, dipped in lard, right? Cooked in lard with high saturated fats. And coming in at number one. Number one, worst for you, tacos. for you is tacos de Cesso, which are

tacos of brain. Brain tacos. Brain tacos. People eat those, though. Eat your brains. That's disgusting. At least it's not beer you. All right.

What are the healthy tacos? So the healthiest tacos you can get are carnazada steak, grilled, flank, and sirloin, relatively low and fat and high in protein, guys. That makes sense. Thank you. We're eating healthy. The second healthy is a shredded chicken or beef healthy if fat is trimmed and avoid the skin. Oh, chicken tacos?

Yeah. Pull back. the skin every time guys are grilled fish or shrimp very low fat hyper what? Shrim tacos are fine Shrim tacos fire Mona's like oh man

today today's a day we get fined mostly healthy grilled chicken behind not us you HR's gonna take care of that for me most healthy boring

grilled chicken tacos tofu or lean ground turkey dog who eats that hey what well turkey tacos turkey tacos I mean they're okay What?

Girl chicken. Turkey taco is nasty. Grow chicken tacos? Yeah, grilled chicken tacos, tofu, or lean turkey are the best for you, America. Wait, I thought the best was Karnasala. Yeah, it is. It is Karnasada. Should a chicken beef or grill fish or shrimp?

Well, which one is the number one? Number one is Karnasala. Those are the best for you. High and protein. Wait, I thought it was Alpastor. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Where's Alpastor?

Alpastor is healthier than granola bars. But where is Pazzo? Alpastor lands at number six Which one? Number six What? Healthy is or worst? So technically it would be Asala, that's better. From worst to best.

From worst to best, it's at number six. Kanasa's number seven. Eight is pollo. Wait. I'm going to retain all this information so easily. Why is the salar number seven? Is it healthy or not? There's three studies.

Can you guys follow along? No, I'm trying. I'm writing. The point is for just grill it. grill it It's because you did two lists No, hold on You did two lists

And then you listed them weird So the best thing you can do is grill your granola bar Byrd