Brown Bag Mornings - 3/5/26 Intentions to Check Her Tonsils 😬 | Brown Bag Mornings

Episode Date: March 5, 2026

The crew navigates a suegra showdown on the Homie Helpline, debating whether Joanna should step in after her mother-in-law scolded her daughter about her health just twenty minutes after she woke up from emergency surgery. The squad also investigates the "Jaylen Invasion" currently taking over 50% of the NBA and wonders if Lily Allen redefined petty by wearing a literal "receipt dress" that displayed her ex-husband’s alleged cheating expenses. [Edited by @iamdyre 🦷]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey, don't make your life harder than it needs to be. You really want to type Robback mornings every single time? Nah, just hit the subscribe button, Perrito. Do it. Go! What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Es? Don't you know I'm local? Good news. Let this next story be a lesson to you when you ever have that inclination like, oh, maybe I should pull over, maybe I should stop at the store, maybe I should play the lotto that you actually do.

Because we all have sometimes that little inclination and then we don't do it. And then we're like never, never millionaires. Okay. An L.A. man, he just wanted to buy a bottle of water on his way to the gym. His name is Brian Crandall. That's my new homie over there. In East Hollywood. Just had a few dollars in his pocket.

What's it? Went to buy a bottle of water, which was $1. And he realized, oh, wait, there's another dollar. There's another, there's another. like, oh, is there another dollar in here? It's a $20 bill with that extra cash. He tried his luck at $20 instant prize crossword scratchers. You know that those, all my dad plays those all at time.

After scratching off a few letters, he thought like, oh, maybe I just won like a couple bucks, maybe a free ticket or something. He won $2 million. $2 million. $2 million. And this story makes you feel like, why is this never my life? Why is this never when I try it? Because God knows.

Yes, he's still here. East Hollywood was like seven minutes away. Let's go. Yes, so now he wants to leave He wants to move to Texas Oh wow The $2 million prize Will help him purchase a home in Houston

Yeah, for sure He's gonna get a mansion He could have got an apartment in East Hollywood Yeah I always hear these stories I'm like, why can it ever be? I don't know I wish

Mother of three walks into Summer 11 Bies a banana And a scratcher You're right, God does know God knows God knows I'd buy Ferrari within like a second. She wins too many and leaves family behind.

A free bird! You're so stupid. What would you do, Ferrari? I don't need a Ferrari. Why would I need a Ferrari at $2 million? So that's why God's like, no, you're not winning. You need to learn. You need to humble yourself.

Yeah. But get this, he's not the only recent winner. I'll put your all on blast. Lydia Alvarez won two Millie over in Ontario. She went to party. liquor. That sounds like a good time. She also played the instant price crossword and then boom, two milly.

Wow. Elias Hernandez won million at the Arco in El Monte on East Garvey. Oh my God. It's like all right here. The studios right there. It's right here, man. Could have won. And just as far, we always have to repeat this, but when you win a lottery ticket, a lot of the

sales benefit public education, which is random. Like you win lottery and then like L-E-O-S-D get some bread too. Can you like opt out and say like F-DM kids? No, no, nah. The lottery has generated more than $48 billion. Your kid is one of them kids, bro. Not anymore.

Both of your kids are one of them kids. No, he moved on to a better district. Your other kid. The lottery has generated more than $48 billion for the state's public school since 1985. That's a lot of money. It's a lot of money. And there's a lot of kids.

Can I also have a nod right now? Let me tell you, dog. I know. Where did all go? I know. I know. It went into the school lunch. All right.

Let's get some cheese meat. Zool, come here? Man, what's going on? Cheesmation with Angie. That's great. That's great. I don't do that to me right now. I love my way.

Look on your face. Hey. All right. This is so funny. Shout out to Cardi B. I know your life feels like a movie script sometimes. And this is just adding on top of it. So her ex or Kareen or most recent father of her children,

Stefan Dix, from the Patriots. He just got released. Yeah, he did. He got released because next week, like on Friday, on a $6 million, like, I don't know, salary was supposed to be in his bank account. So the Patriots were like, let's let him go before that hits.

Yeah. So they let him know early. Like, hey, we're not going to thank you brothers. Peace out. And that must suck, right? But I don't know what sucks. Whereas seeing your mom then go to your baby mama that your Beaving Woods concert because his mom posted on Instagram,

What should I wear to Cardi B tonight? And she had two different outfit options. And they were both like schoolgirl outfits. Like they dressed them. Not only did they go to the concert, they went to the after party with Cardi B. Now, either they're together or mom is upset at him too for all the baby mama drama and like, I'miko and no savi. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. And then to add on top of this. So the mom went with her home girl, right? Stefan Degg's mom went with her homegirl to Cardi B's concert. And then they posted a collab post and they posted a song that. is Cardi B featuring offset. Oh. I swear.

Let me play, play, let me play, let me play. They stopped it before I got to him reviv, but it's his ad lips. And I'm like, what? If I know what I know, what we reportedly allegedly know about Stefan, that's a bit toxic, like, he'll get mad for stuff like this, I would get upset that. My mom posts a photo at my exes or my current baby, one of my current baby mama's concerts.

and then uses an audio clip of her ex? This is wild. I'm telling you, novella. This is awesome. Stefan Diggs has lost everything in the span of 30 days. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, you're not a fan. You're not a fan.

He enforces my belief in karma very strongly. You know, he got released from the Patriots, lost his girl, lost the Super Bowl, and just lost his mom, I guess. His mom's not here. Wiley, bro. His mom is out here, wildly. Wow.

So, yeah, okay, that was she's mission. Brought to you by your Toyota dealers. I'm Letty for Brownback Morning. Spilling in for Angie, she's still sick. Send her good vibes. Send her tea. Send her good wishes. Send her some honey packs.

Not those, Greg. But help her. I hope she gets better. She'll get better with those. Ew. Give it hip pop. You know Letty's on. There I go.

Rap sheet. Letty set go. Okay, we have to highlight Greg's new song. Yeah. It's by Jello, one of the Bob brothers. And it samples an iconic song from Nelly we all love. Because like, What?

What? Big Perro What are you saying? Okay Jello has a new song And this is how he sample it Backyard Check up

Back a big To play against a million Backyard So he did the back He did that little Backyard Come on now Greg loves it

Vic is like He finally missed Because Jello wasn't missing It wasn't missing. He was a missing. He dropped five songs straight, all heat, and he finally missed because it's talking about basketball. Who the hell wants a song about basketball? Basketball players. What?

Backyard. You remember Kulio's song? Which one? Which one? Which one? That one you remember. It was Kulio's basketball song, man. It was in the Eddie movie with Whoopi Goldberg.

With Whoopi Goldberg? When she coach the team? Yeah. Oh yeah, that went far Yeah That was a great movie dude Wow that's crazy And coming up on Katie

with Romeo Cochney I'm gonna recap The whole movie for you Right I'm about to bow out Of the L.A. Marathon Oh you're not

What? Were you here when I told you Do anything? You were never gonna do it I know I fell on my booty You were never going to do it Why?

Because you're finding excuses Not to do it Not you're trying to. I challenge you. Not you almost eating a cookie today after me. Chela-upacost, because you have pre-diabetes. Dude, it was going crazy.

In the heat of Arizona yesterday. No, I was doing fine. Of course. It was fantastic. Because you were all jacked up. You're going to stick one. That's right. The calm down is.

It was crazy. No, I'm fine. I showed up. All right. Can we talk about me right now? No. Yeah, I slept. Let's talk about you.

I fell on my butt this morning. And if you fell on your butt this morning, too, and don't let your day all go to ish. Okay? No excuse. Because as soon as I follow my butt, I'm like, oh, that was God. He was telling me, Latitia, you cannot do that late marathon. Can't even walk out of your house, lady. Or it was the devil trying to test you.

Oh, that's my friend right there. That's my dad right there. Thank you, Vic. I'm going to do it now again. There you go. Also, because I can back out. I don't think I can. All right.

Hey, what's wrong with you? Your stupid face, Vic. I mean, Greg? Yeah, Vic, your stupid face. She's going at everybody. Damn. They're doing the marathon, all right? I didn't go in your, Vic, but I can.

I can. Nobody tripped you this morning. I know. We weren't there, dog. I think it was all. We weren't there. I don't know. When one of the girls is out, Angie's out right now,

the other one, we're just like a possum being cornered. We just got to attack. Just got an attack. Nobody was coming at you. All right, all right. Well, just kidding. I just wanted to, I don't know. Self-pity.

Find an excuse? Yeah, self-pity. All right, let's the end of Petty Police. That's the sound of the police. The Petty Police. It's petty. It's just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and them? Petty is. Pretty. Petitist.

Time down for pretty girls being petty. This one goes, it doesn't even stop at the United States. This one is all the way overseas. If anyone remembers Lily Allen. Had hits since then, but that's just the one that I remember. Classic. Classic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, the bars are when I see you cry, it makes me smile. Well. Really? Yeah, look. Indigo. It's always funny when you hear such like a.

happy tone on like some like petty stuff. Facts. All right. Well, she was in a concert recently of her own and she decided to unravel this beautiful gown that she was wearing. You can check it out. Brown Bag Morning's 106 on Instagram.

And apparently it was a petty move towards her ex-husband. Her ex-husband is David Harbour. He's that full and stranger things that people look, he think is strange in real life. But in stranger things, he's the one that has 11. Like he's the one that like house her and all that stuff. Yeah.

So he was married to Lily Allen for four years, okay? Reportedly allegedly cheated on her would buy other girls' things. In this concert, her gown unraveled, and it showed receipts of tequila bars that he used to buy stuff at. And the designer store, I'm going to watch this, but it's called Bergdorf Goodman, where reportedly allegedly he bought other girls' purses and stuff like that. So that's like the receipt that she got, and she probably found it, enlarged it, and put it on her gown. That's so dope. Very petty.

Wow. She's not over him. She's not over. Not at all. They broke up last year. They divorced last year. Oh, okay. Yeah, but no, that's crazy.

A receipt dress? A receipt dress, bro. Get ready, guys. Fashion Nova's next item that you can order. Those bags are like $3,000. Yes, bro. Firked off Goodman? Yeah.

Yeah. Jesus. He was out here while in buying girls' things. And then she's like, you know what? I'm going to divorce you and I'm going to put it in a dress. You're right, Vic. She's not over him. At all. Poor thing.

Poor thing. All right. But, yes, that was Petty Police. Petty overseas too. We love it here in the U.S. Lillian. You go, girl. All right, let's get into Scroleando.

Scrollin. If you guys see my bare booty out there on the internet, it's not AI. Thanks to my meta glasses. What? There's a report. Reportedly allegedly, metal workers that work in the actual field of meta with the glasses. The field of meta. Yes.

I have never heard of said. I don't know where this meta field is at, but... Where's it located? They probably have so many pictures of my booty right now. They're seeing disturbing things through users' smart glasses that people are wearing right now. So meta glasses are the new glasses. There's like Oakley versions. Yes.

The Rayback versions. And if you see someone that has a little light on their glasses, they're probably recording or taking a picture and stuff like that, right? Yes. And you have one of those. I have a couple pairs. You have a couple pairs? Yes. But there's a new report that's come out that someone can be watching what you're.

you're recording. From Kenya. There's people actually sitting behind the computer. Kenya has nothing to do with it. They're watching us. They're watching. One worker even said in some videos,

you could see someone going to the toilet or getting undressed. What? Yeah. It's happening. The first thing I thought of, I stood over this girl's house one time and the glasses were faced towards the bed. I was paranoid as hell.

Okay. Tampocco, not tagas. So this is supposedly when you say, Hey, Mehta. When you say hey meta and you turn it on Hey meta can you see my balls? Yeah

No because in the glasses You say hey meta record video Hey meta take a picture So that would be something right Yeah yeah yeah yeah His name is I'm gonna butcher his name Akash Gopta He's one of the product management experts

It's Gupta Sorry of meta And he was saying that the same thing Hey when you tell the glasses hey meta It'll analyze whatever's in front of you And it'll only analyze that So it's supposed to blur your face though And it doesn't blur it.

We don't know. We're just assuming it's right now. Well, we have to because it's meta. They sold all our data. They know everything about us. They sold 7 million pairs. They were like in front of what, the Supreme Court and all the stuff. And they were just like, yeah, we, you know, sold all your data.

Our data has been sold. By them. If you had a MySpace account, your data is probably sold. Facebook sold it worse. Facebook sold it more. Facebook sold my updated email address. No, bro. They're going to suck.

Bro, if you ever bought Avon, they probably have your data. Anything you've ever put in your nose. If you have rewards points somewhere, they probably have your data anyway. Yeah, yesterday I was buying tires. I was like, why do you guys need my social? That's weird. You're going to get security. They're not going to see me naked, though.

That's the thing. These cameras are in your room. Just sitting there. Okay. So we get mad when we use AI stuff. And then we get mad when there's a human too. We just get mad. You bought the glasses.

You knew what you were doing. You knew you were recording your own life. And it gets uploaded to the cloud, right? Right away. So what they're trying to do and it says it in the thing. Not that I'm like like caping for them, capping for them, whatever, because it's going to happen.

We're just bound to give or a day away. But they do it so they can identify different objects. And that has to be a human eye that identifies it. It's not, it can't be a eye that I, a human eye has to identify it first for AI to identify it later. Like a can or I don't know, Vaseline or what do you use? What do you use? Honey bags?

Oh, honey bags. I'm getting skeptical of AI and like all this stuff because Waymo said that it wasn't actually AI driving. They found out that it was like just people. Oh yeah. Someone in the back. In a different country. No, that someone in the back can like start working it should something happen.

I know, but that's weird because they can see everything going on in the car. And not just people. Yeah. Inmates. That too. Inmates. Yeah, apparently it's inmates the ones that are driving the Waymo cars. Oh, I don't know that.

What? I didn't hear that. Well, whatever the case. Anybody. Anybody doing it. And then so now they can actually see what you see in the meta glasses. This is a lot. It's if you record.

The thing is like, have you ever put your glasses on and they've been on without you? No, you're weird. They've been on before. I put them on and I'm like, whoa, they're still on. Well, they turn on. They're on. No, like if you put them on, letty. And you don't turn them off before.

I get you. They're still on because they're listening for you. That means the camera's still on. But what those fools can see is what you record when you see. say hey meta. When you say hey meta record, it's that. It's the same situation that happened with Siri that people were accidentally turning on Siri and then that part was getting recorded and sent over.

So they had to like pay a big settlement. Why are you mad? You're going to get $20 for this in like two years. You're fine. That's what they're punishment usually. And my booty's out in the cloud. And by the way, Waymo are not driving my inmates. I know.

That was a crazy rumor. I'm like, whoa, that's wild. I start them. His algorithm must be wild I start them You ready? Thank you so much Greg Thank you

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Like last time he did something And then it was about Compton after I said when my dad heard it He was like God damn it Oh okay I thought you said that That never said that Hey who are you battle rapping Who you throw his thumbs at

You today this morning What? You on a battle rap? I'm down Yeah let's do it I'm down I don't know that whole weather was like F your kids and the kids you play

Well, they told me to keep it clean, so I'm trying to keep it clean. So you go beef? Yeah. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line.

We got you for the homie help line. Joanna needs our help. Joanna. Joanna hit us up and said, hey, brown bag. My name is Joanna. I heard it was Marty Macha March. So I decided to throw my story out there. She said, no partner drama here.

The app is actually my swagger. The op? The app. The swigra app? Where you get that app? Nobody would download it. But I would. Okay, so my girl and I have been together for six years.

We lived together. She had a health scare a couple weeks ago and ended up needing emergency surgery. A few years ago, she told me she was pre-diabetic and she started taking care of herself more, lost some weight, but gave up along the way. one of the doctors was so blunt that he told her if she didn't start taking care of herself she was going to die by 50 she said so my mother-in-law decided to butt in while we were in the waiting room and we haven't had the best relationship lots of past incidents she was saying that she was going to tell my girl that she was going to have to make some real changes which the doctor already told her i told her that's what the doctor said she doesn't need to hear it again from

us. She said she wouldn't say anything then. But my swagger wasn't even in her room 20 minutes before she started scolding my girl. She literally looked at me and said, sorry, I know I wouldn't say anything tonight, but she needs to know. And a couple days later, I found out her mom called her again and hit her with all that I told you so's and made her cry. And I am so upset about this. So here's my question, Brown bag. Should I tell my swagra, it isn't her place to get involved, or should I be the one to take a step back? Let me know. Oh, my goodness.

Should I take a step back from my suagra telling her daughter to check her health? Yeah. I mean, well, she literally told her, I won't say anything. I won't say anything. I won't say anything. Okay. Miga, because, blah, no, no, no. Started going ham on her.

And it's like, she told her, like, she doesn't need that. And here she goes again, you know, saying it. And you, what do you know, what you know, but. You just came into our lives, lady. She's been with me. I raised her. Ever since she got with you, he won her health decline. Ooh.

That's nice. That's, good, good. That's spicy. Joanna's on the line. Joanna, Joanna. Joanna. Yes, I am. All right, Joanna, why you hate your sweater?

No, I don't hate her. Ah, I'm a pretty hither. No. Okay. I'm a pricey, so I have a lot of love for a lot of people. Ah. You have a lot of delusion, too. And you're a liar.

A little toxic. You're a liar, Joanna. Hey, hold on. Let me talk to you, Joanna. Because how did you and your mother-in-law get along, like, previous to this moment? Or is she like that? She's always kind of been like that. So, we are, the way the relationship started was already Rocky.

I was out of the closet. My girlfriend wasn't. So when we, when she introduced me to her family as a friend, And like within a week, my mother-in-law made a family meeting with her family and me. And they were all on the couch and I was in a chair in the middle of the living room. And she's like, what are your intentions with my daughter? I was like, yo, like, I don't, I don't know. I barely met her.

I've only, like, been talking to her for a month. And I wasn't going to out her to her family, you know what I mean? So I was like, I was like, I'm here to be her friend. I don't know nothing. Wow. You're so nice. I told you you're a liar because look what ended up happening. Yeah, you want more than friendship.

Come on. Well, I mean, guys, like, you're talking, you know? You're barely getting to know this person and she's already, and, you know, I knew she had her own stuff to work out. Why was that going to push her out of the closet, you know? Like, that was in my place, I felt. Yeah. So then how did she get out of the closet? So we said that, that was said then, and then a couple months, no, not even a couple months, because we,

We literally started talking at the end of October, and by the end of January, she was living with me. Of course. Of course. Because they got, they got into it. So my mother-in-law. Yeah, that's the excuse. Yeah, so my mother-in-law, father-in-law, and my sister-in-law, because she's the oldest of her sisters, they were, they went to a quintanera. My girl had the tendency to turn off her phone when she was with me.

So la vinyeruneruner al-trau. are you guys? At the time or right now? At the time. At the time, she was 18 and I was 21. Oh, yeah. Of course. Yeah.

So they come and look for her. You let's get her. Yeah, she let's get her. They came and looked for her and we were making out in my car. Oh, my goodness. Lesbians making out in cars. In parking lots. What is up with that?

And then they move in a week later There's an epidemic Yeah Yeah so that's how they caught us And then of course You know it was forbidding You're not a lot of my house Don't ever look for her again

And I mean Your kids you find a way And at the time They even made her quit where we worked Because we were working together Of course What? How did they find you?

They just look for the Subaru or what? No no I had a little Chevy spark at the time See I knew it But we parked And then our bright idea We parked right next to each every day. So they looked for her car and then they looked in the next car and I was like,

I thought, ah. Okay. So how old are you guys now and are you married? No, not yet. We're engaged. She, uh, I just turned 28 on Monday. Okay. So she's going to be 25. Okay. So you've been in her life a while. You've been in her life a long time. And then now it comes to where your girl is going through something really major. And I'm assuming the way that you lay it on her weird, like is more soft than how her mom lays it on her. Like, like lays things on her. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're picturing that. No, no. Like, you have a more softer approach and her mom is more heavy-handed. Yeah. I try to come from an area of understanding because I know they've had a rocky relationship. Like, they've always been

budding heads. Whatever my soagra said, my, my girl did the exact opposite. Just to point at her. So I've always tried to kind of balance it. Like, I'm, yeah. And how are your parents, my baby? No, yeah, go for it. No, I was just going to ask you. You had said that she had like a strange kind of relationship with food that when she was growing up, like with her mom and stuff like that. Like, can you elaborate a little more on that? Yeah, yeah.

So they, they, her dad was also a diabetic. So they tried to eat cleaner. They didn't have no bacon. It was always turkey bacon. No ham. It's, you know, turkey. like they they tried to, they presented to eat very clean,

but, but they still, you know, had tortillas still had, I mean, like, like, like,

you know what a real life change means, like you have to cut everything off. Because my, my dad was a diabetic too, and we had to eat fucking, oh, sorry, we had to eat tilapia and,

and, and white rice. Like when my mom, when that happened to mine, like, the whole family changed, but they, they were more busy trying to do other things that they,

they would even forget to, eat and so my my girl had a lot of episodes where she would pass out and like because she malpasava like it was they would forget about it they wouldn't hydrate and so dang not her mom had her malnourished these are creepy accusations I just didn't want her to have tortilla not she has yours I don't want sausage mom she never had sausage ever yeah give me some corn chas to this day to this day Yeah, yeah, so it was just, it was like, I'm not saying we eat super clean either. Like, I knew that because, I mean, she got here, you know.

She got here because of you, according to her mom, I bet. She got to the way she is because of you. Because you decided to finally feed her. Yeah. Right, yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's my fault. I'm not going to put a 100% blame on them that, you know, that's, to me, she's, In the six years I've been with her, because even the year before we got together,

she was still having those episodes. These six years, she's never had one of those episodes. She's never passed out. I mean, like, they even told me, like, when we finally got together and started living together, they're like, she's going to pass out, she's going to do this. She's going to do that. Like, you got to be prepared, and they scared me. How did she come out to her parents?

Were you there? So they caught the catching up in the car. That's how she came out. They hate her. They hate you, huh? Well, at that point. They hated me a lot. And you lied.

I told you. That's crazy. I didn't lie. Like, I was her friend. We were talking and that's all it was in that moment. In the moment, my intentions are to check her tonsils with my tongue. Those are mutton. I mean.

I gave her some bonfusset. Okay. Okay. Okay. Joanna. Yes, ma'am. How is your family with her? And are you guys cool?

Or is yours, like, as checked out as Lodon? he, uh, you, the mom is. My family is great. I'm, I'm not trying to just say that they're all evil and we're all great.

No, like we, we've had our ups and downs too. My dad told me I need to go to church when I came out. So, I mean, yeah, but I was 18. By the time she came around,

I was 21, we kind of got past it, I guess, because it wasn't, we're, we're not the type of family that talks everything to death. Like, like I said,

I barely met her and, you know. And your mom, and your mom, and your, girl can't stand out to her mom herself? No, no,

she's like, she's like, yeah, she's like, for what, why, why am I going to sit here and argue with her and distance myself again? I just rather just listen to her

and be like, yeah, yeah, and then we just see her like every couple months. Yeah, but you can't handle that because you're seeing your girl like get sad and all of that. Yeah, yeah, so right after, right after the surgery,

she, the medication, she was, on hired her blood sugar. So anytime we were checking at home, like she was already really scared and really worried about it. So when her mom called her, it would be like, hey, I told you. It was like, it was a bunch of, I told yourselves and you got to take care of.

Like, again, I understand a parent wants to take care of their child. Yeah. So I understood why she was telling her, but I'm like, you already yelled at her 20 minutes after surgery. Like it was, like she was just waking up from anesthesia. And she was, you was already on her. So like, leave it. like just motivate her.

Be like, hey, do you need this? Do you need that? I don't know. Like more. Yeah. Yeah, I guess more nurturing. She's not as nurturing to her. Yeah. All right. So let's help out. Let's help a baby girl. Let's talk to Britt in Camarillo. What's up, Britt?

Hi. Britt, talk to us. What would you tell Joanna? Okay. Well, as the older Gonsi over here, I'm 39 years old. I've been with. my girlfriend for three years. I also have health problems and my mom tried to take control with my health problems and she made it worse. Much worse. Wait, who made it worse? I was in the hospital and my blood pressure went up the moment she bombarded us in the hospital. Your mom? My partner was like, no, no, no. Yeah, my mom. She came in. She made everything worse. My blood pressure went up while I was

trying to heal in the hospital. Hey, real quick before you move on and I'm so sorry. That's a really crazy situation. Did you say Gaunti? Yeah, I'm a gay auntie over here. Oh, I never heard that before. New Turbler. Yeah, New Turbler. Yeah, New Terbaler.

Yeah, New Terbal. What do you just be the Auntie? Ganti? Ganti. Auntie, but, you know, it's not to be cute. To us, community, we use that. Love it, love it, love it.

It's my Ganty over there. So I got some years on her, and I'd like to say, just, you know, keeping arms length at all times, especially with health problems. You know, it gets worse. So let's say, you know, they have their wedding in the future. They may have some grandbabies. You know, that'll get worse if she's infiltrating and causing more stress,

and the health problems will get worse. You just started dating your partner three years ago? Yeah, yeah. Did you just come out three years ago? No, no, no. I was 18 as well. Just like Joanne. Scamming in the cars?

Yeah. Which part was it? We're taking a survey. We're taking a survey. What kind of car? It's a Highlander. Close enough. When I was 18, it was a Honda Civic, of course.

Okay, of course. Duh. All right, thank you so much, Britt. Basically, it's going to get worse, is what she's saying. Oh, man. But at what point is it, like, she's just being a mom? Or am I tripping? Because this just sounds like mom behavior.

She is just being a mom. The mom. Yeah. Who doesn't care about the kid's health? Or rega gana los. Yeah. Or, like, not. Like, I'm like that with the boys brushing your teeth.

Brush your teeth. Yeah. Yeah. I told you. So you're not going to live to your 55. I don't know. All right. Samantha and Irvine.

Samantha. Good morning. What's up, Samantha? Talk to us. What would you tell Joanna? She's just trying to figure out how to deal with her. pushy Suegra that is just kind of meddling in her girlfriend's health and just like arguing with her. That's the last thing the girlfriend needs right now.

She's wondering if she should step in because the girlfriend won't say anything. If she should step in and tell the Sueger, look, you got to step back. This is like, like 10 toes down. Like we're not going to talk to you or if she should just let the Suegra be how the Suegra is. Yeah, I think it comes from a place of obviously motherly love. but there's a point where boundary should be set and giving it one last go and having a conversation, especially with the fiance and the mom in the same room with her,

letting her know that there's a line that has to be held one to protect her ongoing health, but also their peace together because they're building a life together and eventually it's just going to make things worse, like Ms. Ganty said. And I think it's important that they have that conversation or give it one last go and not her know like hey we've got to protect her own peace

and if her stress goes up it will make those health issues harder you see dominic goretto one last ride what oh my gosh one last ride her family thank you so much pamacita give her a chance but also don't let her like go too far anymore yeah donna and sannaanna what's up donna hey good morning brown bag hi good morning dana donna talk to us what would you tell joanna i would tell joanna i would tell her to talk her so I got to back off because I'm like in a similar situation with my mom. I'm going to have surgery this month and I've been having to tell my mom

to like back the hell off. Why? Because she's been all up in my business. She cares about you. She's been telling I get it but there's also a limit. Like there's a limit to wear. What kind of surgery?

She's been telling it. I'm going to be having my ovaries removed and my uterus. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Is that endometriosis? Yeah, no, no worries. And and like my mom's been telling my husband like, you need to make sure she

you know, she needs to do this, she needs to do that and you need to be taking care of her. You've got to watch her. This is serious. Don't let her do this. Don't let her do that. She cares about you. I get it, but there's a limit. Like, it just, it gets to a limit and you know, it's not like we're kids. So I'm sure. Hey, one day

she's not going to be here. You're a wish out here To take care of you This is your mom Yes her mom No I get it But I mean we're not kids We understand

We know what we need to do Especially when we're in relationships It's not like Your partner doesn't know That they need to help you with certain things You know So you have a husband Right

I was just it is just Yes Did you tell your mom Like don't worry about it I got my I got my man Yes I did Oh my gosh

Donna You broke her heart She's probably saying that because, like, you know, obviously it's womanly stuff. And so she's trying to direct him. That's true. Yeah, like he doesn't know. You know what I'm saying? You might know, but he doesn't know.

So she's trying to, like, game him up. She's listening to Richie Valens crying over you right now because you know, I'm listening. Damn, Donna. She saw her little baby. Do you guys have kids? I have two. I have my own. Okay.

And what's going to happen when one of your kids grows up and is like, mom's stay out of it? I'm not a kid anymore. Well, my kids are already grown. My kids are already grown. How old? Yeah. My daughter's 22 and my son's 17. Yeah.

Wow. Your daughter's in back. Leave me alone, mom. I want nothing to do with you. It's already got into that. Oh. I wonder where she gets it from. Stay out of it, mom.

Yeah, but do you see how it's you? It has to be the girl. It can't be Joanna. Jay Joanna. It can't be you. be girl okay yeah I I I feel I it has to be your girlfriend because one your sweater I hate you for all that you've done and two like the girlfriend has to be like mom then you can respect to Joanna and like let her take the lead and she said chill so

chill yeah yeah and I feel really bad for the the girl about the ovaries that's actually what the emergency surgery was it had nothing to do with the diabetes yeah yeah she had a a post centimeter cyst on her left ovary that ended up twisting and cutting off the blood flow. Oh no. She had to get her ovary removed. Yeah. I'm so sorry about that.

Yeah. Yeah, no. It's okay. Well, yeah, I wish she said it. I was like, oh, man, it's way more common than you think. I didn't, I had no idea. Yeah, but it can't be you. Okay.

She don't like you for all you've done. You have to have your girl do it. She can't hate her daughter. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Just kiss her front of her again. Okay.

Yes, ma'am. Don't come me, my said out three times I've been counting. Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, okay. We love our so great. We have tickets to go to Disneyland, okay? Enjoy the 70th celebration at the happiest place on Earth. You get to choose between going to Disneyland, California Adventure Park or Disneyland Park, okay? If you win these tickets, but you got to choose your player wisely.

We got Joey in El Monte. What about, Joey? Hey, good morning, guys. Joey, who are you going for? Who's going to? going to be your fighter in this battle I'm going for Greg I got Greg I got Greg see I got Greg

Why do you got Greg? I just I just feel like he doesn't get love during these games He never gets picked so I trust in Greg And I win every time You lost yesterday You won yesterday you did win yesterday You're right, you're right you're right Julian Julian who's gonna play for you today

friend? Give me concrete. Give me concrete. Oh, man. He wants to give me that. Sluggish, brother. Okay. Quiliane, you are going for concrete.

Is there a reason? I just, you know, I'm a fan of concrete. I've been wanting to go to the shows. I haven't made it out yet, but I feel like that. Oh, man. Let's go.

Hopefully we get you somewhere. I'll make my kids happy in turn to Disneyland. Let's go. Even better. Okay. Okay. So concrete, it's you versus Greg. We did this yesterday with Greg versus Vig.

Please don't do the same mistake, Victor. I didn't make a mistake. That was a mistake. No, you guys saw the stats. That was a mistake. The world is filled with whale sperm. Yesterday we asked to name things that are under the sea, and then Greg said a whale, and then Vig said whale sperm. Then there's so much.

Science shows. That counts. According to our judge, which was Ramona, send all your hate mail to her if you have it. A whale is part. A whale sperm is part of whales. And that's, and whale sperm is the reason that the water's so salty.

Oh, it's not. You're so weird right now. It is. It is. No, it's not. It's because of whale sperm? Yes. No. Okay, don't drink the water, kids.

Don't drink the water. So you're getting a whale sperm when you go to the beach? Yeah. Don't trust it. You're not. Don't trust it. That's it.

That's it. It's not between you. You're not playing today. It's concrete and it's, what's your name over there? Greg. So, I'm going to give you a subject. Okay.

And you each have to say something from that subject yesterday was things that were under the sea so they each had to go one for one, things that are under the sea, until someone can't do it, repeats, or say something that's not under the sea. Like... Okay. Just don't say two things. I'm locked in.

So, who goes first? Do you guys want to rock paper, scissors? Let's go. Rock, paper, scissors. What the hell? Oh, you guys do shoot? Oh, sorry. Yeah. You shot at papers. That was premature.

Cissors. Okay. That was a case. I already won. already. All right. First or a second? You go first. Okay.

Okay. Are you ready? Yeah. All right. Greg. Yeah. Dumbull lives in a circus. Give me other things you will find in a circus.

Go. Clown. Elephants. Seals. Yeah, I've seen it. Trapeze. Lions. Ring fires.

Ring of fire. Yeah, ring of fire. Hula hoops? That's the same. thing. No. It's not on fire. Keep going. Keep going. Cut. Dirt. Line walking. Swings. Chairs. Chairs. People. Tickets. Lights. Diraffiraffes. Giraffes? Joraps? I never seen one. I never. I think you're going zoo. It's a circus. What? Oh. Do you never see a giraffe in a circus? I never seen a giraffe. I never seen a giraffe.

in a circus. Never seen a draft. I've been to so many circuses. What? I've never seen one drama. So what? That's the whole thing. I don't know.

I don't. The greatest showman. The wringling. There's literally pictures of drafts and circuses. Okay, so I will accept that. You can't just keep saying no just because it's not concrete. Popcorn. Elephants.

I said that. He said it. Boom. He said it. Oh. Trickie. No. No, I checked you.

Yeah, you doubled up, brother. You doubled up. You can only double up at Marathon Parker. Well, buddy, you haven't been to one of my shows, but guess where you're going to the happiest place on Earth? Esau! Thank you, Francho. You're welcome, buddy.

My kids are going to love you more for that. Oh, thank you. Let's go. I love you guys more. You guys both wake up. You're getting the energy. He's like, thank you, man. No, thank you.

No problem, man. That's good. All right, and we're doing anything else? What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Es? Don't you know I'm local? This is pretty cool, not going to lie,

because I did not know this house existed out here. And for my old school babies, like me, I'm probably going to unlock a core nostalgic memory when I play this. Here's the story, a lovely lady who was bringing up three very lovely girls. All of them had hair of gold. Like who? Like their mother.

The youngest one in Curl. The Brady Bunch. Wait, what's that? The Brady, stop it, you little. Greg, do you know what that is? Was that in black and white? No, it was actually in color. But it was Brady Bunch.

You know the Brady Bunch. Anyways, the house is out here in Studio City, and it has officially been named an Los Angeles historic cultural monument now. It was a house that was used for the exterior shots of the sitcom. So you could go past by and take a photo in front of it with your blended family. It was like the first TV blended family, long of line. True.

I liked when the lady went in the... You have a Brady Bunch. I know, I do. Very small. Very small. But a Brady Bunch nonetheless. When the maid would go in the fridge. Oh, yeah, yeah.

And it was like, that was like her home or something? Like, she would go to sleep like, I'm going to the fridge. Wait, I don't know. I thought you didn't see it. I don't know that that happened. Yeah. Did that happen? concrete? Is it the main one in the fridge?

She'll go on the fridge? I don't remember it. Really? You're right. Yes. Yeah, she'll go on the fridge. Like that. Yeah. Yeah. So the Brady Bunch. Wait, is it a movie or a TV show? It's a TV show, but they did do a movie and the movie was hilarious.

It was good. This was like in late 90s, I think, when the movie came out. Marsha, Marsha. Oh, that's where that's from. Oh, my God. You never seen like the parody videos? Like, where it's like six, seven squares and they're all looking up and looking sideways and all that. Yeah. That was the intro of the show.

You've seen it. You've seen things inspired by it. Exactly. Even if you've never seen the show, you've seen things that have its influence. It's injected in there somewhere. And yeah, the people have rapped about Eminem said, brain dead like Jim Brady. Stuff like that. Oh, yeah.

Okay, well, shout out to the house. The house is now an L.A. culture moment. And then shout it to us. I didn't know what is out here in Studio City. But of course, all the studios are out here. I'm going to go visit now. All right, let's get into some. What, bro?

You guys are talking about like all their heads are in different shots. and they're all looking at each other. That's what you're talking about. Yeah. He literally said that. Oh, my God. Even that, the fine, people know the fine. I didn't know that's where that's from.

I had to look it up. So I looked it up and I was like, oh, that's cool. Well, you learn something, no every day. Now you know about the Brady Brunch, brother man. Dude, come here? Now what's going on? Cheezmation with Angie. Ooh, there's some cheesema getting laid out in court.

Okay, so get this. Kanye West right now. He is getting sued by, a contractor, a construction worker named Tony Saxon. He says Kanye never paid him what he was promised for the renovating Kanye's $57 million Malibu mansions, all right? But he recently had a handyman go up into trial. It's another worker for this guy that's suing Kanye.

And the handyman kind of spilled a little tea about like, like him and Bianca's and Sorri, Kanye's current wife. So according to this handyman, he was working on the house and then saw our car pull up with the kids. And so he's like, oh yeah, I know Kanye's like, girl, I know Bianca. It was actually Kim Kardashian. So the handyman is like, hi, Bianca, like saying what's up to Kim. And she was, and she says, quote, I don't know you.

Then Kanye comes out and is like, that's the most famous woman in the world. How on earth could you mistake her? I'm sure this was a fight afterwards. How on earth could you mistake her from my new girl, Bianca Sensori? Not to be mistaken what they really do look like. Yeah, they do. But that was a little beef and drama So wait, so he defended his ex?

He defended his ex Because at that time they were going through divorce It was in 2021 So that's when they were still legally married Already going through their divorce I'm wondering if even Kim may have had some suspicions That he was with Bianca or not Like it was guys like that in between time

If things are not working now Things may be And then the handyman calls me This other girl's name I'm Kim Kardashian What the hell's that guy's problem? Shut your mouth Don't even say

Never say the name of any girl coming into my house, like, that's crazy. I don't know what the hell Kanye has going on. You're just salulando. Still, put your head down, bro. That's my deal working on the house. She's being nice. Like, hey, Bianca.

No, don't say a word. You get them mixed up. You don't know what I got going on around here. You don't know. At all. And it is Kanye, so you don't know. I'm wondering if Bianca would have got upset that then he went out and said, this is the most famous woman in the world.

Yeah. It's right, but you shouldn't be like so nice. Like defending her so hard. Yeah. And it's like, no, they don't even look. Then after he's like, I made this song for her. Now you're not no Kim Kardashian. Yo, I wouldn't have paid him after that either, honestly.

Uh-huh, honey. Honestly, you messed up my whole spiel that got going on. You made it bad. You called my ex, my new girl. You ruined my life, bro. Who cares about this house anymore? It's ruined. Oh, the handyman ruined the life.

It was a handyman swall. Yes. Okay. Poor day. Well, that was Cheeznation. Brought to you by your Toyota dealers. I'm let the filling in for Angie's feeling little sick today. Please under good vibes.

Hopefully she'll be back tomorrow for Brownback Mornings. I'm Para 106. LA's number one for hip-hop. Let's get into song. If it's hip-hop. You know let these on. There I go. Rep sheet.

Let these set go. Okay, this is turning into Corido sheet right now, just letting you know ahead of time. So, we got to talk about Pesso Bluma. In a recent show, he brought out one of his homies, and his homies kind of look, he let it slip that Pesopluma does indeed beef it with JOP from Fuerza Regida, okay? So his homie went on stage and proceeded to like shout out Bezo Pluma and then said F-J-O-P. The crowd was a little bit stunned and then clapped.

You got to hear it. Check this out. Gave him the dab, but he's like, bro, please go back inside. What the hell are you doing, young Lucas? You just got here. You're a brand new artist. That's who it was? Yeah.

He has a couple cool songs, but it's like, why are you stirring beats between the two biggest artists in the genre? That's a little homie. That's the all-laws right there. Yeah, bro. But you shouldn't say it if I haven't said it. Exactly. Bluma later came out and was like, hey, we all just got to unite. We can't be like beefing like that.

But it's like, bro, your homie told what you were feeling. Granted, does he have reason? I think he might because Fuerza Rejida recently did like a recap video on their socials about like different years in their life. And they used a video clip of Pesto Pluma's current girlfriend, Kenya Oest. And she was saying in Spanish how Fuerza Rejida has like the best coridos. Check this out. Or the best music.

Hey, baby. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. She's walking in, like, lingerie-ish type of style in the video. And she's like, hey, baby. Hey, baby. The music that you played me is, like, very... Some tiledas.

Yes, for sure it is. And I guess this thing has been, like, said, you know, they have different collabs in the past, and then they stopped performing, and there's been a whole deal. And now it seems like it might be out in the open. soon. Oh, man.

But bruh. Like, and if you don't know for Zarehita, come on. That's him versus this guy. Oh, my God.

And we like their collabs together, right? Oh, yeah. I mean, I'm gonna turn it. Yeah. That might not ever happen. It's probably

up and stuck. But, like, let Pesso Pluma say it if you want to say it. Like, The young homie, young Lucas should not be saying a word. Like, then we ride. Yeah.

Like, then we, then you ride with me. But don't be saying it. You could tell, Pesso, you could check out the video. Brown by Mornings 106 on Instagram. And Pesso Pluma, like, doesn't know what to do it. And he's just like, come here, bro. Let me give you that. Now get off stage.

Yeah. Thank you. Thank you so much for now making me have seven different phone calls as soon as I get off. Literally. Because people are going to post it. Oh, yeah. All right. That was a rap sheet.

Corrio sheet. If you go to the movie theaters early enough to see the trailers, some of us, some of us not, Victor. What? You've seen this commercial, especially we've been to an AMC with Nicole Kidman walking. Hot Break feels good in a place like this. Our heroes feel like the best part of us. People have been recited.

And stories feel perfect and powerful. Because here? Wait for it. They are. AMC theaters. Wow. we make movies better. Right, right?

The Pepsi commercial. Coke, Coke. The Coke, Coke, Coke, Coke, Coke, because then it gets turned up. Everybody's ready for the movie. And Nicole Kimi did her thing on that. But did you know she got paid nothing for it? What? Yes, she recently said that, you know, I created this commercial with a bunch of friends

that I asked favors for because I was told, like, no one's going to the theaters. It was during the time of the pandemic. And she really wanted to bring people back to the cinema. She said they had no idea that I would become such a huge cultural moment. We did it for nothing. And then it went off. Wow. Meme forever.

Yeah, but that's really smart because she's before every movie. She gets played in every movie, essentially. With her shiny pants. Yeah, so that's like, what? That's great branding right there. But at the same time, AMC has announced that they're going to be closing some locations around the nation. So, hey, Nicole, tap in. Yeah, we need another commercial.

We need another one. commercial. We need to know what happens next. Because here, they are AMC theaters. We make Maddie's better. She's got to be so essential. No, she got a break character. Get off your phone right now.

She got a break character. Come back next week. Please, we're dying. Help us. Yes, we do. I think movies as a whole is not working so much. And people are not going out to theaters, but also like, come on. It's still a happy time. I love the movies. Yeah, no, they'll go out for what.

they want to see, I think. Yeah. Scary movie. Scary movie. Six is supposed to be huge. The scream movie's doing really well. Scream did crazy at the box office.

It's a ton of money. So Nicole Kidman, just run it back one more time. We're running back one more time. All right. That was Money Moves brought to you by your Toyota dealers. I'm Latifah Brown Bag mornings. I'm Paran 106. Let's get into some studious.

Great start. Hell of studious. What's 9 plus 10? Turn your line? Look at this studious food. The studio is food. Thursday, March 5th. Guys, we all want to know who gets fired faster, Gen Z or millennials?

Oh, well, Gen Z quits, so. Yeah. That's, that's, that's, they get fired. I don't even know that Gen Z actually get jobs. They're out there trying to be influencers, every single one of them. That's a job. Guys, study shows that bosses are firing Gen Z grad shortly after hiring them. Employers say many Gen Z hires struggle with motivation and initiative.

Yeah. So, we've woness. with 50% of leaders citing this as a key reason why hires don't work out. Other common issues include being unprofessional, disorganized, and poor communication skills. Well, I'm not going to blame that on the Gen Z years. Millennials are also that. No. What do you say?

What do you read those last ones? The last one was unprofessional. Yep. Disorganized. Yep. And communication. Yeah, that's not a Gen Z thing. That's not a Gen Z thing.

That's a Gen Z thing. That's a Gen Z thing. You can get fired for those three things. Oh, yeah. And all Gen Ziers want to tip. I'm going to just flip this iPad. You can leave which one you want. I walked into like a Genzi-style store the other day as a clothing store.

Well, what are you doing there? What are you doing at Clare's, bro? It's a skating brand, like skate stuff and stuff like that. You just said it said Claire. What is it called? Zoomies. All right. I walked into Zumi's.

And the worker was like, yeah, what's up, dog? Let me know if you need any help, homie. And I was like Oh, sure were you wearing Were you showing your tats? Yeah But that doesn't mean But speak to me correctly

And he's like Brody I'm gonna be over here if you need any You went to Zootie You didn't go to Macy Brody You're not at freaking men's warehouse What do you expect them to call you sir? No, just talk to me normally

Excuse me sir Yeah Well I'll talk to me like a normal person Gen Ziers were born between 97 and 2012 Okay Dude I walked right

out. These are on discount, no cap. They're like, dog, these jeans over here dope. And I was like, who's your manager here? You remembered him, didn't you? You remembered him, didn't you? Yeah, I felt old.

It's okay. He was at Zoomies last week? It was like a month ago. Oh, okay. He's not there anymore. He's been fired for not taking an initiative. These shirts are peak, dude. They leave you all the rizz.

All the razzle dazzle riz. Oh, gosh. No, but just. Gen Z, yeah, they're different. Your sister. My sister's Gen Z. She quits jobs for bad vibes. They had bad vibes. I don't know. I don't think I'm going to go back. Bad vibes?

Did you tell them that you quit? No, I just stopped showing up. You can't do that. Okay, so here's my thing. Part of me respects that. What? Part of me respects that because some people will stay in a bad vibe workplace because, okay, you can't do that. No, it's, no. You can't. My dad told me not quit.

You can't quit. No, it's okay to leave a job. It's okay to leave a job that you don't want to be at. It's just you can do it respectfully. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Like, I give it to some people.

I feel like all the movies of our generation were like, man, if this job. I know, like an epic, like throwing the papers in the air. Yeah, like, oh! Yeah. I don't just blame Gen Z. I don't think Gen Z mean about it. I actually left a couple jobs like that, yeah. I think, I think, see.

It was AES. It was, it was, what was it? It was like a survey job right there off of Sherman Way and Sepovita. And it was 4th of July. And I was doing like survey calls. And the people were like, dude, it's 4th of July, you son of a, what are you doing? Get a real job. And it was like one call after another, one call after another.

You don't have a family. It's 4th of July. I do. That's what I'm calling you. And then it was me and my cousin Pepps and my homie Oscar were out working there. And I was like, hey, four, I'm going to quit right now. And they're like, why? I was like, because it's 4th of July, fool.

And I have an ounce I want to smoke right now. car. Let's get the hell out of here. Nobody wants to talk to us. Nobody wants to do a survey right now. Dog, it's 4th of July. Let's go light some firecrackers and then this joint. Let's get the hell out of here.

And I ended up quitting. And I did, the dude was like, you're not leaving. I was like, you want to bet? And I took the papers off of his desk and I was like, I'm out of here. Okay. So read those last three things again? Okay. So Gen Z and Millennials are very.

similar. It was the The disorganization. Where did they learn this from? Oh, Pobresitositos. Get a job, though, J.C., for real. Stay smart. Stay smart.

Stay lazy, America. For me, get into some deportes. Shoot the J. Shoot it. Playball. All right, parents. Do you want your kids to be rich, famous,

and play in the league? Please. You do, right? Yeah. All you got to do is name them, Jalen. It's so simple, you guys. What have they already named, brother?

Rename them. Rename them because percentages will be in your favor because currently 16 of 32 teams in the NBA have at least one Jalen on their team. Some have multiple. What? 3% of the league is Jailens. The name Jalen? The name Jalen and different spelling variations. And then the NFL currently has about 40-something Jalens in the league.

Well, I could probably guarantee that at least I can, right now, at a pop Warner or, uh, What is it literally? There's at least 25 Jadens or Aiden's. Yeah, that's too. No, I know. I'm just saying Chicano's are probably... Yeah, yeah. But look, one person online had enough.

His name is Rainy Oval. And he made his whole song about how there's entirely too many Jalans in the NBA. And he calls it the Jalen invasion. All right, listen to this. Why so many Jailens in the NBA? Why? I think it's way too many Jailens in the NBA. Went to sleep and it was 10 Jailens in the NBA.

Woke up and now it's 30 Jailens in a NBA. NBA. That's good. That's a beggar. Hey, it's a beggar, right? The beat goes hard. Right? And he's not done.

He goes on and breaks it down even more. There's a 6007 players on a court playing. 16 teams got a player named Jalen. It's really two Jailens on three teams. That's got to be like 50% of the league. In a crib trying to figure what it all really means. I know their mama raised them like my son is my king. And I can probably recognize him all bi-facial.

And I wouldn't be surprised if they was all biracial. Yeah. Yeah. Jayden and Aiden and Kaden and Stop Hayden. All those names, they all have my son as my king vibes. Yes, exactly. Yeah, but this one makes it to the lead. The other ones are the silver toothers and all that you're saying.

We don't know what they're going to turn out to be just yet. We don't know yet. They're about 10, 11 years old. Yeah, we'll know in about 10 years. What happens to the Aiden's? Yeah, what happens to the Aiden's, to the Aiden's, Jadens, Caden's. But the Jailens are up. The Jailins are up.

That's a crazy stat. And I know with sports, Vic. stats or everything. Like he did the math on it or whatever and on it to like whatever can give you the edge you do. Yeah. I'll tell you, look, my sister-in-law's name Jalen and she's a beast at softball.

They're going to make a whole league just for her. There's no pro, there's no pro softball. They're about to make it because she's tearing the ball up. Galen's in the league. Yeah. I'm, yeah, I'm, I'm a think. I'm renamed Vic Jalen. Brown?

Jailen Brown. Jailen Brown is a beast. That's the Celtics, yeah. He's really good. Jailen Bruns. on the Knicks, their best player. Oh, all the Shian. That was like a popular 2000s name, right?

Yeah, because Jalen Rose. It all started because Jalen Rose. He was the first Jalen ever. Wow, he's the Jesus of the Jalens. The first Jesus. Yes. And then it's all the Jesus is after. Yeah, yeah.

Big name. It all started because of that because of Jalen Rose. Yeah, that is like the Jesus. Oh, he was. Jose, Jose Maria. Was he on the Bulls? He was on the Bulls. Yeah, he was on the Raptors.

He was on the Pacers. The Knicks. Yeah, he's on a lot of teams. Jaylen Beniche. Yeah, hey, Jay-D right there. Gutierrez? Julian Gutierrez. He does.

Shade. Chale. Wait, you name you all kids. All M. No? The biblical names. All biblical names. Melachi, Caleb, Christian, except Maya.

Maya. Oh, okay. All right. Well, yeah. That's cool. So if you want your kid to hit the league, name him J-Lie. Yeah. If you right now have a little baby in your belly, bro, and you have high expectations.

just look up the jail. Go with Jalen. And if your kid's not turning out so good, rename him. That's crazy. You can't rename your kid. The little Jalen Chui Rodriguez is crazy, dog. Jalen, Jesus Martinez, Van Nell. Junior.

El Juner. El Jalen. El Jalen. All right. We got more Brown Bag mornings on the way. Don't you go anywhere?