Brown Bag Mornings - 3/6/26 He Got Kicked in the Pelotas 🍆 | Brown Bag Mornings

Episode Date: March 9, 2026

The crew navigates a "Monday-worthy" Homie Helpline for Felicia, who moved to Cali for a man whose "junk don't function" due to a supposed prison riot injury, leading the squad to suspect it’s actually a case of "mental stops" and "unrealistic expectations". The Petty Police also go on a "sick one" as they roast the massive "trash bag" of drugs Dwight Howard's wife aired out on social media and debate why Timothée Chalamet is catching heat for hating on the "niche community" of opera and ballet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Yo, before the episode starts, leave a like, drop a comment, leave a review, and yes, subscribe so you don't miss any Brownback mornings. Good morning, this brownback mornings. March 9th, Monday, Perritos, it is going down. It's your boy, Cogre, holding it down for next to the mornings right now. We got my boy Vic. Angie's here. The whole crew is here. We're feeling good.

Perrito, I saw you on Saturday. Yes. What were you doing on Saturday? I was at your show. Oh, wait. You mean the sold out? The soul was that show. Coachella, Spotlight Tourina Casino.

Thank you guys so much for having us. I had a blast. I had a great time. Yeah, that was a great time. Looking at the crowd, I was like, there was a lot of people. There was a lot of people. It was a lot of people.

I was scared. I was really scared. But once you go out there, you get a little bit of taste, then you're like, let's go. Yeah. I won 200, lost 250 at the casino, though. Oh.

But all in all, it was pretty good. You got to be careful. That's how they got Bruno Mars. He performs at the MGM and spins it right after Yeah Con at the spotlight 29 at the next four years Yeah He's our headliner

A residency every weekend Every weekend He must love it there, huh? Greg, you said you also saw some fans At the Some brownback fans Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah You remember the meetagree at the end

Yes She was excited about the money macho Yeah, oh yes Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I forgot her name, but... Yeah, she was like, I'm a truck driver. I listen to you guys all the time. Monty, March week, the best week ever.

Yeah, the best week ever. She kept saying it over and over and over and then she's like, Wisconsin, God send me an angel from a heaven. She kind of remind me of... Yeah, she looked like... Oh, my God. She looked like her. And when I said that, she was like, oh, hell no!

Yeah, same thing as the other girl, like, come on, did a man impresses? Yeah. Yeah. She's like top tier in that category. I feel like she's like top of the food chain. No, I'm serious. She's top of the food chain. They're like, oh.

Wow. Like Amanda. Oh. Hold on. You made it weird. I mean. Those candy kisses. Oh, man.

Oh, damn. Well, well, well. But it was pretty good. Shout out's Coachella. Man, shout out to the whole town. They came out. They're like, dude, the whole town came out. Yeah.

I was like, Todd. I was like, Todd. That was pretty dumb, dude. That's so fire. Angie, though, you were somewhere that I got to talk about. I was. L.A. Marathon. And I lost my voice this weekend.

Oh, my God. Go back and get it. We need it. I know. I can't find it. I'm looking for it. All right. Let's get into Don't you know I'm local.

What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Es? Don't you know I'm local? What up, y'all? It's Vic filling in for Letti. Leti is not here because the 41st L. Marathon went down this weekend

and we got to give a huge shout out to Leti Peniche! We got to clap it up for her. She finished her first ever marathon so big kudos to her. She's recovering and we also have to clap it up for our guy Umberto. All right, let's clap it up for him. Our phone trainer. That's right

yes, a phone trainer. Part of the brown bag fan. Jorge Peniche of the Marathon Run Club as well. Nice. Nice. Nice. And Cali 3-9, our sister station Jose Quintero. He also was there and our Power Street team so let's clap it up for everybody there awesome and like I said Angie was there Jose was there supporting letty uh I know what you can barely speak Angie but what was

your experience tell us a little bit of it. Oh yeah I can barely speak and I'm saving my voice um it was really cool it was the first time actually seen it from like the spectator point of view and then I really went early in the morning so like at five I was already on the road to make sure that I get there on time because I saw letty like a mile two oh you're smart yeah right here we can get it out of the way. Yeah, I try to go like Olvera Street just so I can avoid all that traffic. Yeah.

But, I mean, it was cool. But also you want to see her at her best, too, because it was when it was just starting. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I saw her and she was still like, woo, with energy. Yeah. Because, yeah, by the end, people look tired and, you know, they just ran 26 miles. And it was hot. Yeah.

But we got to get into the controversy of the marathon, which was Nathan Martin winning at the very last millisecond beating. beating Michael Kamau. All right, listen to how the marathon finished. Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is this the marathon? Are you playing the wrong audio?

No, no, no, no, no. Not the passes. No, you want me to play it again? Play it again, please. This is the LA Marathon finish. Dude, I'm freaking horny now. I think, that's crazy. That is out of control, dude.

I'm so hot right now. I don't even know. Play it again, play it again. Doesn't it sound like a finish? Playing again. Oh, play it again so I can finish. Play it again so I can finish. No, explain it.

No, okay. That's great. At the very end, the last five miles, Nathan Martin, he pretty much, he turned on the jets. He sprinted. He said, I'm going to empty out my tank. I'm going to run. Okay. I'm going to run all the way, and I'm going to try to finish.

and he saw there was a guy in front of him and he's like, I think I could get there. He said with 800 meters left, he's like, I think I can get there before him. And he ended up getting there. And he was actually, he was interviewed after Nathan was and this is what he had to say. I'm like, oh wow, I am catching this guy.

And I'm like, I need to go and give everything. And there was like probably 50, 60 meters to go where I'm like, I don't know if I can do it, but I'm just going to give one last final cert. I'm not even sure who really wanted. So he said, he wasn't even sure who really won. But as we saw in the video,

you can watch on Brownback Mornings 106 on Instagram. The runner Michael come out. He actually collapsed at the very end, trying to get, you know, break like the plane of the finish line. Yeah. And it was just like a huge controversy. Like, wait, who won? And then why did he, it's called like hawking, I guess.

It's like the term was like he was in the lead the whole time. Pretty much Michael was. And then Nathan Martin came and, you know, won at the very end. So everybody's like, wow, why would you? he do that. That was crazy. And, you know, so a lot of people were kind of, like, upset. It was, like, kind of controversial. Like, he shouldn't have done that.

Can you play the audio one more time? What? I'll play the audio one more time. All right. It's really the last. Ha! That, uh, doesn't. Oh, wow.

Whoa. Whoa. Dude. Dude. It is a photo finish. A photo finish. A photo finish. Oh, no finish, huh?

Truly. All right. Let's get into some Cheesemation. Do it come here? Now what's going on? Cheesemation with Angie. Okay, you guys, I never thought the day would come where I would lose my voice. But no, honestly, Timothy Shalamee, everybody loves the guy till now.

The whole Hollywood has turned against him. What? Why? Because of this dumb comment that he made. So last month, he was actually doing an interesting. tribute with Variety and Matthew McCona Haywright and they were talking about movies and things like that and

then this is what Timothy Shilame went on to say and I don't want to be working in ballet or opera or you know things where it's like hey keep this thing alive even though no one cares about this thing for all respect to the ballet and opera people out there I just lost 14 cents in viewership

I just took shots for no reason so him saying like oh nobody cares about ballet nobody cares about opera people are just pissed off right now. Going against him saying cancel him like the whole opera in ballet. Is he wrong? Yeah.

The last thing we sat around him was like guys. Oh man, ballet is crazy. I mean, see that competition. I guess it depends on like the ticket sales. Like if those really happen that often, I wouldn't know because I've never been to one. But he might be more involved in like the arts and he probably knows like those things don't even happen as much as you know they probably used to.

So it's one of those things where like, He's right, but everybody's offended because it's like, why you got an ish on us? And it's his preference, too. It's not like he's going to get into it because he doesn't want, like, he wants to. It's a very niche community. Yeah, he doesn't want to do it. It's usually people that have money and I know people that have money and they don't go see ballet. Yeah.

I mean, I guess I feel like I've done stuff like that, taking shots at things for no reason. A lot of times I'll be like, I love every type of music except country. I hate that. Hey, hey, hey, hey. No, I used to say that. And I actually kind of like it. Yeah. But it would just be a thing.

Like, I don't know. It's like, you just want to like, oh, I don't like that. I don't like opera. Who likes that? Ballet. Lame. You know, it's just kind of something to say, but I guess it offended a bunch of people. What are you talking about?

Like, even stepbrers actually used like an opera piece when what's his face was singing. The. Will Ferrell? Yes. And it was funny. It matters. You know what? But I saw that in a movie, not after the opera.

Yeah. And it makes me like, oh, I'm going to go buy tickets to go see an opera right now, dude. I've got to go see on there. I'm going to be able to chatty right now tonight. It's because you guys are not sophisticated. Oh. You guys are not sophisticated. Opera is classy.

But you know what? Doja Cat actually did clap back at Timothy. Listen. Somebody named Timitay Chalammett had the nerve to say that nobody cares about it. So she starts out like that, right? And she goes on to say this. There is an etiquette around opera.

There is etiquette around ballet. It's an. amazing theater medium. It doesn't matter if the industry is having a tough time. It doesn't mean people don't care about it. People care. They're still an audience. You show up in a nice outfit. You sit the down and shut the fuck up. Maybe learn something from that. It's just not his preference. He doesn't want to do it. That's the thing. Yeah, but he doesn't have to take shots at it. Like he was talking about keeping movie theaters alive and then the audience is just like losing interest, but it's like full. Like, You do not need to take shots at it.

And that's why Doja Cat came in and said, somebody named Timitay Chalamette. What? Chalamette. I don't know why Doja Cat is sticking up for like that. That's so random. It's super random. The defender of opera is Dojicat, who also fights her fans constantly.

She's like a theater girl, though. She's like, I know. Yeah, that's where I kind of think. But she's also like, again, she always beefs with her fans. Yeah. Like, so it's like there's etiquette. There's etiquette. Well, there's etiquette dealing with fans, too.

But, you know, we could throw that out the window. You're throwing shots at Doja now. Oh, no. Who's going to defend Doja? We love you, Doja. That's the sound of the police. The Petty Police. You're petty.

You're just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, pretty and a pettyest. Petty, don't, let's get a little petty right now, though. You're a petty girl? Let's get super petty. What? Guess who got petty this weekend?

Because one of the Lakers legend actually champion, NBA champion, Dwight Howard's wife decided to expose him for hitting the bolzita. What? Dude, she pulled out the biggest bolsa dude bigger than a cartel has ever had, don't let me tell you, dog. Like, for real? She pulled out a, it was like a trash bag, dog. She was a trash bag.

And she literally aired the man out. This is what she had to say on social media, check it out. Let's go. He needs some help. And this is it. This. This is what I'm losing my marriage to this. Right here.

I told everybody, y'all got to help him. He is spiraling. I'm in here with him. I'm trying to love him through it. I was. I was going to run out the door. I was going to leave him. Bro.

Oh, man. Oh, my God. That's sad. I know it's really. Like, I just wish she didn't pull out. Yeah, I wish she didn't pull out the bag because it just made it a little comedic just because of the, like. The size of that thing. The size of it.

The size of the bag. It wasn't like a little like fifth pocket bag. Yeah. Like a little like it wasn't a sandwich bag. No, it was like I'm, you know, I'm going on a road trip for 27 days and I'm going to be on a sick one for 50 days. What? Yeah. And did you see she sprinkled it on her hand too?

She's sprinkled it on her hand. She just wanted to make sure that you knew exactly what other. Because I guess he carries like a little. while that it's not just a bag. Yeah. But apparently, I don't know, he's been spying out of control. He's been doing a bunch of things. The petty thing is that his ex-girl, Royce Reid, decided to say, hey, guys, she feels

vindicated. I told you show. She's been on, I told you so weekend. And she's been rolling. And she decided to go petty on social media and say a bunch of things. One of the things she did do is go on social media and do this. Come on. Thank you.

Thank you. Oh, my God. She feels vindicated because she's been saying that the last girl, this girl, the third, the third girl before. Nobody believed or nobody said that that dude was on a sick one all the time. Do you guys want to know what Dwight Howard had to say? What? Nothing.

He went to the Laker game yesterday versus the Knicks and got a standing ovation. What? A standing ovation. Woo, Dwight, we'll never forget 2020. We don't care what you do in your spare time. Some say that he's still standing right now on a sick one right now. He's still standing. He's just waving.

He's just waving. Like he's in a parade. His teeth clenching. He helped clean the whole stadium. Yo, when she said he's spiraling, he's out of control, all this stuff, and he just looks his best self. So happy. So healthy.

So healthy and happy. And she looks like a mess. She looked like she's been, and she looked at she got into the bolzita herself. I feel so gaslit by everybody. Jesus. It feels like what's down is up and what's up is down. It was insane. He's always getting a standing ovation.

by the whole stadium. Yeah, I'm Dwight Howard. Now, do it in front of all of us. Do a bump. The white light on the court right there? Yeah. That is crazy. Yo, that's petty police.

filling in for your whole girl. Letty. It's your boy Concrete on Bad Back Mornings on Power 106. Let's go. All right. Let's get into scrolling, Greg. Scrolling with all me. Congratulations to all the runners that finished the All-A marathon this past weekend.

You're part of the, what, the one percent that can run the marathon throughout the whole world? Is that what they say? That's crazy. the 1%. Yes. And I know you guys have been training and training for months. Some people train for years for the LA marathon. Yeah. This guy's going viral because he didn't decide to train. He decided one day he's just going to wake up and do a marathon, but the whole time, complain about it. This is how it sounds. It's 5 a.m. I hate running. I have to poop. Terrible idea. I don't know what. Life decisions have led me to this point. I regret them all.

I might poop myself until I haven't found a bathroom I still fucking hate myself Everybody's so fucking loud and annoying They're like what's out? I'm like shut the fuck up I'm running 26 miles Oh there's fireball shop I might be kind of drunk

I loki agree with him Because I was looking at all the videos of social media This past weekend of the LA Marathon It's so loud Everybody's just yelling the whole time And I'm like dude when I'm running With the one time that I do run I want nobody to talk to me

I want nothing to do with anybody and so I get all the complaining that this guy has to do. It's a bunch of enfadosos, huh? Oh, they're cheering for you, like Angie. Yeah. Making posters. That's honestly the best part. Like, when you're running and you're seeing all that and it's like, oh, that's cool.

And honestly, you're running with your headphones, so it's not like you're always listening to them. Yeah, but I feel like it's so much interruption is going on. It's not. It's literally just like some spots. And I'm like, bro, shut up right now. I'm trying to do this marathon. The only thing I found weird is that dude pooped on himself. No, he found a boarderbody.

It's a thing. It's a thing. Like, they say don't trust your farts. When you're running. I trust them too much, and that's why I'm always rosado. You know, you're a little juicy, okay? Angie, you've run a marathon. No, half a marathon.

You ran half a marathon. The whole time you weren't annoyed at it at all. No, I thought it was really cool. And I honestly, I'm like, oh, I wish somebody came to see me. If I'm being honest. Oh, yeah. But it was really cool. That's what I'm saying.

I don't see why people would be annoyed if anything, he's crazy for running it and getting drunk. That's the part of that it's like... That's hilarious. I feel like he did the whole thing like ironically. Yeah, he just woke up and decided to do it.

He's like stupid thing. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna show you guys how stupid it actually is. Watch this. It reminds me like the other guys. There's a movie called The Other Guys and Mark Wahlberg's character he learns ballet ironically just to make fun of them.

He's like, oh, you're so stupid with your stupid ballet. I can do this. And everybody's like, did you just learn that? just to like make fun of them and i feel like that's what this guy did oh he's just trying to make fun of people because they're being extra about it yeah i get what you're saying yeah and you should run around the corner today we'll wait for you in the fuck so i'll cheer you on yeah i'm down we'll make a sign

yes and we'll put it and we'll put it on on instagram for you just run around the corner and we're going to wait for you at the bottom of the building you're like that's going around right now let's do it thanks for that great yes all right uh let's get into uh monday mashette Yeah, let's do a Monday mashup. Let's do it. All right. We know that 50 cent and T.R. beefing, right?

Yeah. So I decided to bring them together on this Monday mashup. Oh. I love it. Yes. Why God. It's going to be a Monday mashup. I did like a double of it.

You know, like a back-to-back 50 and T.I. Okay. Y'all just got to listen to it. This is what it sounds like. Go. Go. Go. Go.

Go. It's your birthday. And you know we don't give up. Because that's your birthday. You're funny in the club. I don't pull a bulb. Mama, I got what you need. You need to feel the boss

I'm gonna have a sex I ain't in a make it love So come give me a hug You're gonna get in a grub You go find me in the club Out of full above Mama I got what you need Like you need to feel the boss

I'm gonna have a set I ain't in and making love So come give me a hug You're gonna get in the rug When I pull up out front You see the bands on dirt When I blow 20 TV It's always trauma in the club

Yeah I had I wrote a tray Everybody show me love Can you sell like in me You can put me a crooked love But normally ain't none you change Hold down G's up I see exhibit in the cutting man Roll the trees up.

She got a child moved from a mistake before I play a bit. Been nipped with a few shells, but I don't walk with a lip. In the hood and that lady, they say in 50, you hot. They like me, I wanted to love me like they love pop. But howlady in New York? She'll tell you I'm local. When your plan is to put the rap game in a choke on, so I'm full of focus, man, my money on my mind.

Got a mill out the deal and I'm still in the grind. Now, sure she says, she's filling my staff, she's filling my door. A girl from where they die and he's ready to go. A little plug, blah, mother, I got what you need. Ready for this kind? Yeah, ready for that. I'm ready. I'm ready.

I'm ready. I'm going to have a sex. I ain't going to make it love. Being in a rough. You can find it in the club. Got it full of rub. Mama, I got what you need. I can you can fill the bar.

Coming to have it sex ain't need to make in love. So come give me a love. So fat. Hey, why you want to go and do that love, huh? Hey, hey, why you want to go and do that? Hey, why you want to go and do that, that, that, that. In a relationship and faithful to a so whack.

And why you want to go and so back? And why you want to go and why you want to go and why? Love, huh? Hey, why you wanna go and do that? Hey, hey, why you wanna go and do that? Hey, hey, why you wanna go and do that? Hey, yeah, but notice how you're glowing, I can see in your face now.

I just wonder if he knows he close to being replaced. I swear to you like a queen, you put me in this place so you can get back its ring and the key this place. Just tell one thing that you need your space. Set a one thing you don't need to chase. I wanna kiss you everywhere between your knees and what this. Here the sounds that you make and get your knees to shut. Holl that men and you feel you need to escape.

I gotta matching in the game. You need yourself But there's a found amount of truck I'm 23 escape Six hundred of G's in the stave How much cheese it took This is a chance you need to take Ain't no need to want

Say the word we could lead a date This something special and it feel like faith Hey, you make a mistake How the same thing make you just sad, make you mistake Go on top and know what that So fat And why you want to go and do that Love huh?

Hey, hey why you want to go and do that Do that? Hey, hey Why you want to go and do that? Yeah, yeah In the relationship and faithful to a So whack Ain't why you want to go and Dude that love, huh?

Hey, and why you want to go with you that? Hey, hey, why you want to go and do that? Dude, that's some top tier smashing right there. Oh. Wow. Hopefully that brings them together, you know? That was, uh, man. Who you think hated it more?

50 or TI? Ti, because 50 sounds great on that first beat. He sounds better than TI on that beat. Oh, what? What? For sure. On the why you want to do that beat? 50 sounds better on that beat?

Yeah. Oh my damn. For sure. That might ruffle some better there. It's good. Look, man, 50 just got like, I mean, that whole flow on that. Yeah, though. That was hard.

Go. Yeah. That was hard. That's a top tier smash right there. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, but that's cool. I mean, yeah, the, the, they're beefing.

You brought them together. That's hilarious. Hopefully. It's not happened. The documentaries are still coming out on both sides. Yeah. After what's been happening over this weekend. Oh my God.

Yeah, we'll get into that later in rap sheet. But, Khan, what's the weather going to be like? Let's go, run it. And now, the weather. Oh, hell the dog. With concrete storm. Berritos, it is going down for the weather March 9th, Monday, March 9th. First we go to the very supporting and loving city of Coachella,

where this weekend they make me feel like I was in a movie casino or Goodfellas. Hey, Coachella. 75 and 57 at night. Now we hit the eight ball. corner pocket in the city of Newhall shout out of the peritos that got more balls in a pool hall 71 and 50 degrees

at night now we throw a sweater on to the city of Southgate se met a uncapacito with a pedazo of the pound cake 73 and 58 at night and last one we cruise the top down to the city at Diamond Bar I'm coming back as a rapper because I'm rhyming hard

raw wow you had it until the last The last one was... Shage! Shage! Shage! We're getting some spring vibes, all right, guys.

Coachella, 75-57 at night. New Hall, 71 and 50 degrees at night. Southgate 73 and 58 at night. And Diamond Bar, 73 and 55 at night. Beritos, that's your weather. It's your boy, concrete from Baumback mornings on Power 106. Let's get it! I won't understand this weather at all.

It was so hot this weekend, and now it's, like, back cool. It's going to cool down. Yeah. I'm ready for the beach. Beach. I'm like, it's summer. And then I was like,

no, it's still spring. We lied. And then the time change and then it's on. Yeah. Oh, dude, I lost all kinds of sleep this weekend.

That wasn't because of the time change. No, wasn't. You're celebrating Duno's birthday. That's all right. I was celebrating with Bud Howard. That's a different part. That's crazy.

Clean your nose. Oh, man. All right. Check this out, me. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line.

I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line. Felicia needs our help. Felicia. Felicia hit us up and said, hey, brown bag, fam. I need some help from the homies. I'm dealing with a hard situation. Well, actually, it's kind of soft, she says.

What? I recently moved my whole life to Cali from at a state for a man who did a 16-year bid behind bars and now I don't know what to do because my man's junk don't function. That was her first mistake. Wait, what? My man's junk don't function. All right? She said he said in prison, he was in a riot and got kicked really hard in his pelotas.

And that's why it doesn't work anymore. That can happen? Come here. It happens? I don't think so. I think that's a lie. I thought it was just like it hurts for a bit and then it's fine? That sounds like a lie.

No. Did you know that getting kicked in the sack is like a thousand times more painful than when a women's get birth? I don't know. Statistically proven. By own. You're studying? Reportedly allegedly. Reportedly allegedly.

No, there was study done. I'm glad you waited until today and not yesterday. International Women's Day. They would have came for you. Okay. So she said he was in a prison riot. and got kicked really hard on the pelotas and that's why it doesn't work anymore. She said, I really love this man.

We've been together two years, but I've been knowing none for 11 long years. We used to be pen pals when he was locked up, but then it became more than that. She said, I've always been a very sexual person and I'm the type who loves to please my man. So it really sucks that we have these bedroom issues and I can't fully be myself in there. She said, this is kind of embarrassing. and I really don't know what to do. I wanted to see if anyone has had any similar experiences and has some advice.

Why wouldn't he just tell her? Tell her what? Tell her what, con? I think we're all thinking of. Maybe she needs to wear an orange jumpsuit, too. No, I'm just saying, no, I'm just kidding. Roll play? No, I don't want to get stabbed.

Hey, you remember me? No, I don't. I was the homie help line. He might like it. Nah, I don't know. Well, look at here, girl. You may not be the problem. Kick so hard that it doesn't work anymore.

I don't think that's... I've never heard that in my life. Lance Armstrong doesn't have one anymore because you had to get it removed, right? Yeah, he's missing one. And he's still... And he's still active. No, absolutely. It caught me off guard when she said that.

I was like, wait a minute. That's not how that works. I've never heard of that. Yeah, it does. It does hurt. Yeah. It does hurt. Stand up.

Let's try it out. Yeah. Right now. Rochambeau. You ever steal two boots on? Let's put this theory to the test. She's on the line. Yeah, she is on the line.

What? Oh, never mind. Let's talk to Felicia right now. Felicia. Hey, good morning, brown bag. Good morning. Felicia, Felicia. My, oh, hello to the little baby back there.

Hello. Yeah, I'm taking here to school. Sorry about it. No, it's all good. So tell us a little more about this issue. Is that what he told you? Like, when you guys were pen pals, did he tell you about the situation in real time, like with the whole riot and getting kicked down there? Or is that something that he said after?

So this is something, like, it's really something that happened. But so he told me after the fact, like, when we were pen pals, like, obviously up until the day he got out I didn't know he had these issues because we had like we would be on the phone like you know

having our time on the phone and what was he doing? Just nothing well that's what I kind of wonder so and then just to clarify like you're just sitting there just to clarify like the issue So it gets like hard for a little bit and then it like goes soft or like it's like halfway hard.

Does that make sense? There's no such thing. It's like a half chub. This is crazy for a Monday. It is. Oh my God. Her little girl in the car. I know.

well and then all of a sudden it stopped. Oh yeah. It's, if anything, it's kind of gotten a little bit better since when he first got out. Because, like, the night he got out, like, the day he got out, like, I came here. Like, I went and picked him up and everything. And then it just, it was, like, not a very good night. So it's improved a little bit. Y'all are you trying to, like, no pills or anything?

Yeah, did you have. Yeah. Greg has unlimited. Yeah. Have you tried, like, ED pills, him, herds, whatever? Um, no, we haven't. So I didn't know anything about that. And then, like, I have another friend that suggested it.

So she told me about it and I was like, oh, maybe we should try it. So we had bought one one time, but we, like, never used it. So it's kind of just sitting there. Yeah. And I've, like, said, like, hey, do you want to, like, use this? And then it's kind of, like, just sits there. So I don't really know. Have you tried buying, like, an orange jumpsuit or something that says, like, no.

Yeah. Yeah. Maybe like take him back in time Or maybe talk to him like hey homie I've been trying Come here for a while You want a cup of noodles Nah

All jokes aside You gotta give him Lipovitan What is that? What is that? All you guys are too young for Lipoitan What is that? Oh dude that was like the original Energy booster

Oh like blue pill Oh dude you should have seen the commercials back in the day, these fools were picking up cards with their fingers, dog. With their pinky fingers. So, like, when it comes to being, like, intimate and stuff like that, it doesn't work at all. So it does, kind of.

He, like, pleases me in other ways, but, like, just that aspect, it's, like, it takes him forever to, like, get his orgasm, and then it's just, like, not fully hard. Gummy worm. He's gummy worm. Gummy worm, gummy worm. There's no other.

That's tough. That's tough. What? Like, there's no other signs that like. What, you're saying like they should. Yeah, what are you in pun? Just saying they should like take a shower and she should drop the soap. Drop the soap over?

Yeah. Like, there's no signs of. Is that what you're saying, Greg? Do you have, okay. All right. I'm going to just do it. I'm going to just say it. Do you have any suspicions that, you know, he might.

Play for the other team. Yes. So that's the theme that this is why I don't know what the problem is, because I don't have any suspicion because he like, he's very attracted to women, like very attracted to them, like to the point where like I've even been like, because I kind of go both ways, so I'm like, you want to have a three time? Like, like, say like, let's watch some, you know, and then like, he's like really into. Like when he has his alone time and it's like him and himself or whatever,

he watches women that. Okay. So. Oh, okay. I'm like thinking maybe is it a me problem? Yeah, that's what I'm seeing now. That's what I'm saying now. Yeah.

Don't put it on her dog. But then like when I brought that up. No. She's the one telling him like, hey, let's get busy with another girl. No, I don't think you're the problem, Felicia. She's not the problem. But that's what she's thinking right now. That's what she wants her help.

Yeah. Angie, one more perspective. What the hell? Can you step in? What's going on here? Well, I was thinking of the same thing you guys were implying in the beginning, but now she's like putting that into it that it's like... It's not her.

It's not her. Okay, but that does... All right. So then that means his story doesn't add up if he's saying that he does this thing alone, but at the same time it doesn't work because he was in the prison riot and he got kicked there. So which one is it? You know what I'm saying? Is it it doesn't work or it works sometimes or it works for certain things?

or maybe since he was only, you know, able to, like, do his own thing for, you know, 16 years he was locked up, right? Yes. Maybe he's not even used to having, like, actual that, you know what I'm saying? But with other girls, it's fine. Like, when he thinks about other girls, boom, hard as a rock. I don't know. I mean, that's just what, she's saying that if he watches stuff, then it, it, like, gets him going. It works, yeah.

But he also said, he's also saying that it doesn't work because he got kicked. Oh, God. That's what the confusing part. Have you ever asked him about that? Like, okay, so it works when I'm not around, but when I am around, it just all of a sudden magically stops? So I haven't asked him about that because, again, like, I don't know if he, like, he works when, like, he's by himself either.

That's just what he tells you. I just know what he watches. Like, I just know that that's what he watches when he's by himself doing his own thing. And obviously, I'm not going to be saying they're watching him. And who says that that's what he wants to say. watches. No, but it is. It is.

Yeah, I know for a fact it is. Why he leaves the history of? The search history, that's crazy. It sounds like he's lying. No, no, no. He don't leave the history up. So he deletes it, but like we share a Google, um, a Google. Oh, my God.

Oh, the search bar is. It just sounds like he's lying. It sounds like he's lying. About something. Yeah, about something. something okay but wait there's more okay there it is see like an informational but wait there's more what is it um so part of me kind of like I believe what he's saying because I really want him to go to the doctor because he like wants kids and so I keep

turning encouraging like well we can't do that if you don't go to the doctor and get checked out there he does have like an area on him that is kind of like this color like black like if He really did get hurt right there. And so it's like, I don't know. That's a doctor thing. I think you wouldn't have, you wouldn't know if you're able to have kids or not because of that. Yeah.

That's something way different. He's bruised? No, because a bruise would go away. Like a permanent bruise. A permanent bruise. Yeah. No, that's a. I've never heard of a permanent bruise.

Has he gotten checked? No, that's what she's saying. He hasn't. Like I've mentioned and he says he does, but I don't know if. He just doesn't want to maybe he's embarrassed to go. He don't want to tell me he's embarrassed. Like, I don't know. Or maybe the truth.

True. That might be the truth. Well, look, we're going to need to get to the bottom of this. We're going to help you all, Felicia. We're going to have people call in right now. We're going to go to Andrew in Montana on line four. Montana. Andrew.

How you doing? Good morning, Brown Egg. What up, Andrew? So, uh... Not too much. Yeah, I'm from Whittier, but I moved up here. I got some projects I'm doing it. I talk to you guys a couple times.

Nice. Some projects. Awesome. Okay. All right. So what do you think is going on with Felicia's man? I told you guys before. I was down for a long time and, you know, it's your business. And, you know, people got phones. And so if, you know, if he's just used to the video visualization of it, you know, the physical intimacy is probably a challenge for him. And he's not used to, like, actually having a girl there. I mean, and he seems like he's got a very sexual and willing person. He's just got to get, you know, used to. I don't know. how long they, you know, he's, I mean, they said two years. So, I mean, that seems like a good amount of time, but, you know, it seems like he has like a problem, you know, mentally, like a mental stop that whenever he has a girl, like, I'm just used to this, you know, seeing it on a screen and, you know, there's nobody around. But like, what? Yeah, I mean, if you're, if you're in prison,

that's all you got. And then aren't you waiting to get out, aren't you waiting to get out, though? And just, like, like, go straight to that, though? Be active. Oh, I definitely. was, you know, but, you know, not everything in our mind is, you know, prepared for what reality is. You know, I told you guys, I fell in love with the sneaky league, not realizing that this is a hookup culture out here, performing to that level and just, you know, coming and just being casual is, I don't, for me, I didn't want that. I wanted somebody that was going to be there. So, I mean, there could be all kinds of different things, you know, he might be content to just

having a fact that he has a woman around and he's not there for the sexual thing. And, you know, because he's did that in his own way, it's just, you know, an instant thing. And it's over, you know, he's really, really happy probably with a girl. And, I mean, honestly, like, this is kind of like a common talk, I think, and it's kind of personal. But I'm not shy to admit that, hey, you know what? Like, there are issues with when you're separated that long from intimacy. Yeah. Did you go through those same issues?

I mean, like I said, I mean, I wanted to have. Yes, kind of, but more, like, I had to get used to the idea that it's not like, oh, this is my wife. You know, like, this is, this is, because I believe I have values of, you know, hey, it's supposed to be marriage. And, you know, so it's different for me. And so just hooking up was an adjustment. And but, yeah, I mean, I got my stuff together and if you just do what you got to do. But I don't know how old this gentleman is. You know, he could be on the older side.

Like 34. Like 34. Different person. Like about 34. He's just got to get adjusted. And, you know, I don't know what type of girls he's looking at online. You know, if there's a body type difference and that's, you know, very shallow and all that. But it's a reality.

You know, if you've watched a certain demographic online and then you come out and you have the reality and it's not similar, I mean, that could be an impact. Yeah. Hey, you never asked the homie. Hey, drop the soap for me really quick. No, no, no, no, no. And you know what? Come on, Greg. And that usually happens when you watch too much corn, you get a certain expectation.

And the reality is that's not the way it is. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're performing. You know what I'm saying? It's a whole different vibe. Paying actors. Yeah, they're paid actors.

You know, they're doing things that they normally wouldn't probably do outside of that couch, if, you know, like a better. The casting couch? Yeah. What's crazy is that the lady seems like she's very open to that. And he has a very good opportunity to deal with this issue. Yeah. Yeah, so basically what he's saying is like he maybe got out and didn't want a relationship. He just wants to be intimate with somebody.

Is that what you're saying? No, the opposite. That he wants a relationship but doesn't really want to care to be intimate with the person. Because he wants the company. Mind you, he didn't have a woman's company for 16 years. Yeah. You know? I go up to random people right now and just talk to them.

just because of that separation of being locked in a cell, you know, you don't know if he did it whole time. Like, there's all kinds of traumatic things that can happen that affect the way that we perceive reality. Because out here, it's free,

you know, and, you know, who knows how he is socially, but yeah, I agree with you guys. Andrew, um,

and, you know, he's put a little effort into it. You said you got yourself together. Is there, can you give any, uh, advice to Felicia for her man?

Yeah, I mean, like, I thought the, the same thing. I mean, maybe he needs to have a certain way. I mean, one of the girls that I had, I didn't realize that there's a type that likes to be dominated.

You know, it's about communication and knowing the roles of what, you know, people are expecting and just talking about it. It sounds pretty odd to do that because, yeah, I mean, straight up some people, like, I, the sneaky link that I hooked up with, she wanted to be like macho man, you know, and I'm, so it didn't work out. I'm not going to just do that. Yeah, she wanted some guys just like, take her.

You know what I think? Oh, I thought you were like, Yeah, brother are a macho man. Like she wanted to dress up as macho man. She wanted to be Randy Savage. I mean, pretty much. I mean, everybody has their own, you know, she seems like she's really open.

Yeah. And maybe he hasn't opened up and said, hey, well, look, like, you know, I want you to do this or do that or this is what I think about. Okay. Yeah. Some more communication. Yeah.

And you're being pretty honest and pretty open about the whole situation. You know what I mean? I'm like, what got you to be that guy out here? I mean, I'm still, I'm still floundering in the middle. You know, I honestly,

like I go to bars, I talk to people, and I just enjoy the company. If something happens, it happens. And I think that that's more natural. If you're in a relationship, it's different because there's an expectation,

you know, and that there's a whole different approach to, you know, relationships of boundaries and, you know, what people are expecting out of that. And those are all things that need to be talked about. I mean, imagine a married couple going through this,

how difficult it is for them because they don't have, you know, anywhere else to go. I have the freedom. So if it doesn't work out with one person, I go to another person. So that's pretty much been it. Like, all right, screw you. You're wasting my time anyways.

All right. Thank you, Andrew. Appreciate it. He said, I go to a bar. If anything happens, anything happens. If a dude slips in there, it's fine. Oh, he didn't say all that. He didn't say all that.

That's what he said. all that. Whatever happens, happen. He did not say all that. He did not say all that. Let's go to Peter V in Garden Grove on line two. Peter.

Peter. Yo, what's-uh? Good morning, I'm back. Good morning. Peter, help us out. Felicia's man's Peter doesn't work. And she wants to know, you know, if anyone has had any similar experiences and has had some advice.

He did 16 years behind bars. And, you know, every time they try to get intimate, it doesn't work out. She also says she's said, okay, we can watch this, this visual thing or whatever. He says that he also watches, you know,

girls do their thing. But for whatever reason, when they try to get intimate, it does not work. What would you say, Peter? All right, from my past experience, what I encountered was,

I had an issue myself going, you know, when I was younger, you know, once you go on that focal, you go local, all over the place. So you were locked up too? No, he's talking about here.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I've done time too, but my issue, I had nothing to do with that. Drugs. You know, thank God I overcame it. My issue was I was going local on the focal and I was here there, L-A-O-C, I'm messing around with too many women and I didn't get my health in order. And I ended up catching some sort of disease.

I don't get too into it because I don't want to be exposed. but this disease caused me to, you know, have a malfunction with my thing as well. Oh. To me, what it seems is like a medical thing. Yeah. And now, you know, now there's no advancement of medicine and, you know, help us. For me, the rhinopil did not work. It just gave me a heart attack.

You had an actual heart attack or like a... No, I'm not going to lie to you. I got a panic attack. Oh, a panic attack. All right, all right. All right, all right, that's two different things, bro. Wait a minute. It's a dramatic over here.

Hey, my heart was pumping that crazy. Yeah, that's what it's supposed to do. Yeah, you have a headache. So it worked. It's all in there. It was working. Got me warm right here. You know, I was already on the focal,

and then I took a rhino thinking it was in a hell. Yeah, I don't think that works out. I don't think those two mix. Not a good idea. Instructions is not listed, you know what I mean? That's true. Yeah, I think you have a point, and you might be entitled to a settlement.

Got me on that one. Okay, so you think So you think it could be a medical thing, maybe a STD that he's not disclosing? Yeah, yeah, for sure. You know, he should go talk to a doctor, go with his partner, because I went with mine. I went to my doctor and they prescribed and I was directed to Hems. I'm not sure if you guys heard of me. He's not advertising.

It's just, that's what helped me. Hands at the end of the day. Good for you. So, okay, so you found a solution. Yeah, he did. Yeah, yeah. Good for you, buddy. They give you a certain pill.

Everybody's different, you know, based off, you know, different blood and your weights and all that stuff. Yeah. So, you know, I recommend him going to seeing a doctor with his partner if he's comfortable with himself and then looking alternatives. Okay, awesome. So you found a solution but a cure as well or just a solution? So far has been a solution. It's working so far, so... That's good.

That's good. Okay. All right. We're making progress. I'll hit you up on the next home and health line. I'll let you know. All right. Wait, wait, wait.

Peter, did you also have like a manchita on your tingling? Did I have a manchita? No, I had like a bunch of, what do you call it? Little bubs? Not only bums. Not only. Oh, Peter. What?

Just wondering because, baby. Stay out of the I, bro. Stop going places. Wait, why did it? I was in the LA O-C-I-E. Like, wait. From what years to what years? Not only did my G-D-D.

It was from 2016 to 2019. Oh, that's recent. Oh, Greg. Greg, you got to get checked out, buddy. You were outside those years too. LA Fair, L-A. Fair, O-C. I was in some fair in Fontana.

You were at the Fair. You were giving it out at the fair? What booth was that? Anybody and anybody could get it. No. Speaking of Transmaining, let's go to the next call. We might have been on here too long. I'm clean on my ears after this.

All right, we're going to go to Chris and East L.A. on line one. Thanks, Peter. That was crazy. Chris. Yes, sir. Chris in East L.A. Okay, we're trying to help Felicia. Her man's thingling won't function.

He did 16 years behind bars. He's been. out for two. They've been together. Every time they try to do their thing, though, it does not work. We asked, like, maybe he doesn't like girls. You know, maybe, you know, he likes men, but she said that's not the case. That's not the case. Yeah, what would you say, Chris? What would you say to Felicia? Well, well, as first and first, by Felicia, no. I thought the same thing too. Okay, now first and first, I've been incarcerated when I was 18, so I was 26, right? Okay.

And the thing is, bro, it's not, it's, it's, it's mental. It's PTSD, it's trauma. It's everything that he lived. No, for real, true facts. It's something that he cannot talk to anybody, not even his wife about, or his girl, or his friend, or his family, because I don't know if he's a trollote or not. But people from the streets, bro, they cannot open up to their homes, to their friends because it's a kind of weakness, bro. Yeah. And that messes up their, the sexual drive.

The PTSD, the trauma. It's true facts, bro. I'm 44 now. I haven't been in prison for like over 20-something years, bro. Yeah. And now that I'm older, it kicks in. You know what I mean? I talk to my cousins, my family members.

I also been incarcerated. And we all go to the same thing, brother. The PTSD, the trauma. the childhood trauma and that affects your sex drive. Yeah, you're saying that there's so much going on that it doesn't even get them in the mood then. Yup, and everything's in his head, brother. Everything's in his head.

Everything's in his head. And, and, you know, like, you know, I'm pretty sure all you guys been around, you know, family members and whatnot, you know, that were red in the streets, you know, and they got to live a certain way and pretend to be a certain way, bro, in front of their homies, in front of their peers, whatever it is.

and they're too prideful to get help you know what I mean yeah to go see a street to go see a you know to talk to their wife about it their girl their friends

you know what I mean and it sucks it's a street code that we cannot talk to a psychiatrist you know what I mean and you know just watch sopranos and everything

show them sopranos what I mean is like I love that show everything has to do with with his pass in prison, bro. A million percent. I bet you go talk to somebody.

You don't know what I got to tell nobody, bro. You can call him on the phone. Yeah. You know? And he'll get help and he'll help him. A million percent. Did it help you? You know what I mean?

I didn't have... Excuse me? Did it help you? Were we able to get over, like, if you had that issue when you got out? You know, why? I didn't have that issue, brother, because I came out at 26 years old, so I was ready to go, man. You know what I mean?

I was in a supper club. I was at all the popping spots when I got out. You know what I mean? Yeah. So it's not here or there, but the thing is, brother, that he needs help. He needs to talk to somebody, either his girl, even his brother, you know, or, you know, anybody, bro. He needs mental help. Yeah.

For real. That's tough, man. Thank you, Chris. Yeah. Is she still on the line? Yeah, Felicia. Felicia. I'm here.

Felicia, what do you think about everybody saying it's like a mental thing? Yeah. What do you think about? what everybody's saying? Can you give me one second? Just one second. Oh, yeah, no problem. Hold on.

We're on radio right here, you know. We'll wait for you any day. Just, yeah, just, you know, doing this whole thing. We feel. Check out. It's your show. It's, like, it might be a mental thing. Like, he's like, he's not in the mood to do it.

The PTSD. Yeah, he's going through. He just got out, what, two years ago? Yeah. I would think by now it's like he's over. Like, he got over that part. It's been two years. That's a long time.

But he's older. He's 34. He's not that old. Old. What he's saying about me? Yeah, that's not super old for him to be having those issues, I think. Getting out at 35 versus going in. Well, he went in at 16.

16 or so. That's a whole different lifestyle. Well, I mean, social issues kick in, you know, when you get out, like, and you've done that kind of time, like, definitely social issues. Social anxiety comes into play. Mental development. I'm sure there's something that has to do with it where, you know what I'm saying. You went in there as a kid.

You go in there as a kid. come out as maybe a 21, 22 year old mentally? I don't know. I don't know, right? I mean, I know there's statistics that will back stuff up like this. I'm not a professional, but I, you know, but I would assume that there's, that there's definitely some kind of mental situation going on. And that's, maybe he's watching the videos and that gets them up because it's comfortable

to him. Well, and that's also what he's used to, right? Like, he's used to that. He's been watching it forever. And, again, unrealistic expectations when you decide to watch adult films like that, really disrupt your mental ability to. to be with the woman physically and be like expecting something

that's not actual reality. Yeah. And imagine having an actual woman after what? You know what I'm saying? 12 years? Yeah. That was, yeah. All right.

Well, that was on me helpline. Thank you very much. Felicia, we hope you get the help. Talk to him. We hope he gets a help. Yeah, yeah. All right. But over the weekend,

I was watching the World Baseball Classic. Were you guys watching it? Crazy. Dude, I couldn't keep my eyes off. off of it. So if nobody, like, if people don't know what that is, it's essentially kind of like the Olympics for baseball. Oh, so it's like all the countries that, you know, take baseball very seriously.

They're all competing in this tournament that happens in March every three years. Yeah. So Mexico is a part of it, the USA, Japan, Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic. Just those five right there. Just those five right there. No, there's other teams. But those are kind of like the main ones. Right.

You know, Dominican Republic has been playing. insane. God. They have an all-star crew. They have, you know, so many good players on there. Fon Soto. Yeah. A lot of the all-star players.

Mani Machado. A bunch of really good players. They also, Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico is really cool. They all died to her blonde. The whole entire team, even the coaches, they all died to her blonde. Just for like camaraderie. Yeah. Like, just like we're a team.

Like we did. The singer. The rapper girl. Young Nico. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

She was there. But Mexico played yesterday. Yeah. against Brazil. 16 to nothing, Mexico won. At first it was looking a little rough. 16 to zero. Wow.

It was mercy, right? It was a mercy, yeah. It was a walk-off in like before the ninth inning because they just hit like mercy rules. Yeah. At first the game started it looked a little rough. Like I was like it's getting there. You know, it looked like my Theo was on the Sunday league trying to play together. You know, like, New Mexico was like, all right, this is going good.

And then next thing you know, it's 16. Zero. And I was like, this is insane, bro. Like, the players just, you see. seem so dedicated to play in the series. That's like payback for all the years that Brazil has won in soccer, Mexico. Yeah.

We're going to show you guys today. Yeah, this is our sport now. This is our sport, those baseball leisos. Because Brazil, you know, Brazil's a trippy team because they have a high school senior playing for them. They have a college person. They have a hell of minor leaguers. Yeah.

And a couple of major leaguers. Yep. So when you think about, like, they played the USA and Aaron Judge is like the best player for the Yankees or whatever. a high school player, high school senior got him out. Struck him out. Struck him out. And I'm Bryce Harper too.

Yeah. Exactly. And a lot of people are talking about like the passion of like the Latin American teams and Japan and all these like teams that like even the Chinese Taipei team, they're so passionate. And the USA team, I'm wearing a USA hat right now. Shout Tag Club. But they're not taking it as serious. They're like, yeah, this is all right, but it's not the Olympics. Have you seen the dedication of the Puerto Rico and the Dominican team?

They hit home runs. They're like, Gelo K. Marry, y'allel. Yeah, bro, they are losing their minds. They're playing in Puerto Rico.

And so that is a whole other thing. Japan's also playing in Tokyo. So they get home field advantage, but the crowds go absolutely crazy. Today, Mexico's playing the USA. Yeah. What? Crazy games.

It's going to be crazy. Puerto Rico plays Cuba. And then Japan, I think they play. Japan has been undefeated and Shohei's been on a crazy run. Yeah, no, it's been real cool to watch. And Dominican Republic plays Valenzuela. And they're beating everybody, Dominican Republic.

It's a scary team. All right, let's get into Don't You Know I'm Local. What's up? This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? All right, you guys, I am Rosecrans. Vic filling in for Leti.

But I got to tell you guys about a super scary situation that happened over the weekend at Rihanna's Los Angeles. home. Okay. A 30-year-old woman shot up Rihanna's house, okay, with the AR-15, a machine gun-style weapon. Rihanna is okay, thankfully, but she was home at the time of the incident. And everybody is spooked, losing their mind, and, you know, everybody is confused at, like, the motive, obviously, because what the hell did Rihanna do to anybody? I mean, nobody really deserves that in the first place. But especially Rihanna. Rihanna is like, mind her business, takes care of her family,

always pregnant. Like, that's her thing. Always pregnant. But, yeah, it was a really scary situation. And the woman was detained, like, she got taken into custody and stuff. But everybody, like, freaked out. Like, who the hell would go at Rihanna? Yeah.

As of right now, there's no motive, too, right? Nobody knows. No, unclear. No, unclear what the motive is. But even it is, like, stupid motive, whatever the hell it is. Drop an album. To drop, you know, okay. Drop an album.

It's not that serious, first, I want to go. go and shot up your cows. Not for you. Not for you. Seven to ten like bullets. Like that's a lot. Especially with the AR 15 like rifle. And you have babies.

I know. Drop an album. Oh my God. You think it was a crazy fan like that. Why? Yeah. There is crazy fan. There is crazy.

John Lennon's fan. John Lennon fan. What happened? Yeah. You know how many people have asked me to drop an album, dog? It's been crazy. Well, you better get to it. People will find where you live.

That's the scary part. She's a big. These people know where they live and stuff like that. Like, no more the celebrities live? Yeah. Crazy. Con, they want you to drop an album so bad. They're going to scorch you with the water gun.

For favor. Get his hair out wet. Pugh, pew, pew. I'm glad she's okay, though. Yeah. No, yeah. Super scary situation. You know, prayers to Rihanna because it's, obviously there was no physical damage done,

but the emotional damage is, you know, going to linger on. Even for AASAP Rocky, you know, reportedly wasn't home. that must be a whole thing. If I was him, I'd probably never want to leave the crib again. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I came out like Ramble. Your wife is chilling at home and does that happen?

Yeah, and it makes you scared to like, dude, I don't want to go to the grocery store. I don't want to go here, go there. Throwing grenades over my wall. Just shooting that cars for no one. Why? No, for what? They know who she is. They got her.

That's a very nice neighborhood that they're in. I think, you know, it wouldn't go well. Oh, dude, I would have black under my eyes and my ramble. It's time! It's time! I've been waiting for this. I've been waiting for this moment, dog. Zoola, come here?

Man, what's going on? Cheesemation with Angie. Okay, you guys know Cardi B's song Pretty and Petty, right? Of course. Yeah, yeah, pretty and I'm petty. It's so catchy. I love it, especially the part where she's like, Diarrhea beer

Red So Stank Smell it for you see ya Dude It's a really catchy song It is Okay so tell me why Megan the Stallion was on her live And I think this is the first time

She actually heard the song Because her reaction What? Actually got her in some trouble Listen If I be the song Gonna point To see a head

Head Head Oh bad I'm dead She's laughing at it She's being the messy home girl Yeah Parties like her bestie right

Pretty much, yeah. That's why I'm like, wait, is this the first time that Megan's listening to this song? No way. I feel like everyone's reaction was. But the fact that she's laughing, she said, why would she say that it kind of, she knows it's funny, though. Of course. It is funny. She knows it's funny.

You know, I wouldn't, I don't know. It's been a long-going joke, that's why. Yeah. So it's like, she knows it's funny. So somebody put it in a bar. Yeah. But that's one 100% intentional. That's not like, oh, what, maybe she wasn't like, no, that was 100% intention.

What part? The Megan laughing or? Yeah, well, saying like listening to that song for the first time, quote unquote. Well, that's what I'm assuming. That's what I'm like being recorded. Yeah. No, she wanted to do that live like Oh, like why would she say that she wanted like that was all

like to laugh and poke fun. I don't know what went on behind the scenes or if she just you know just like realize that they're beefing like six months later or something. I don't know. Okay, because remember like when Cardi was in 10, text says she actually brought Meg to styling it out. Yeah.

And that's part of Cardi's like set. Set. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. There's just some intentional to poke fun at Bia. Okay. But that reaction actually got her in trouble by Bia because Bia actually caught wind of that and clapped back because she went on her Instagram, right? And she posted a picture of herself thinking using the disc song that Nikki Minaj made for Megan, Bigfoot.

Oh. Oh. That. And then she didn't stop there because then she put on. a picture of Gail King saying when I know someone lying, but I let them keep going anyway. Oh, she posted that? Yes. Because context to that, if you guys didn't know, like, Megan the Stallion actually did lie to

Gil King during an interview when Gail asked her, like, did you and Tori sleep together, right? And Megan denied it, but then two years later, she actually said, ha, ha, ha, I like to you, kill. Yeah. Because, yeah, it's like at that point, she had to be honest. Yeah. Yeah, that's, I don't know. I don't know what went on behind the scenes, but I'm here for it if it's more disc tracks.

Because I love Pretty and Petty, and that was a great disc track. Great Distract. Bia's discrack, back to Cardi wasn't so great. But I don't remember. What was the name of it? I don't remember. Beas. Exactly.

Yeah. Exactly. I see what you're doing now. Exactly. Exactly. But I would want to hear her attempt at a disc song. You want? With Megan and Bia, I want to see some girl rap beef.

I want to see some. Mega bars. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Make-out bars for sure. She can flow. And I think she could be funny and comedic, you know, in the same way like Cardi was, you know what I'm saying? And, like, poke fun at Bia and people not knowing the names of her songs and stuff like that. Her reaction was funny, though.

I don't know why I'm so hardcore team Cardi in this. I don't know. I saw Bia in the lobby and I walked the other way. I'm like, I'm like, oh, wow. You're going to get yourself in trouble. That happened. That happened. That was Victor.

I'm like, ooh, I'm like Team Cardi over here. Let me get an elevator. That is insane to say. All I hear when I hear that audio, I just hear, they got the Hittancey. Oh, they got the Hittancey. If it's hip-hop. You know Letty's on. There I go.

Rep sheet. Letty set go. All right, y'all. This is Rose Crenswick. Filling in for Lettie. Shout out to her. She ran the marathon yesterday and killed it. Congrats to her.

She's resting today. But I got to tell you guys. about how everybody now is coming for 50 cent. What? All right. It started a couple weeks ago when Ti was coming at him, you know, after 50 women made fun of him and his wife and all that. And so he's been getting jumped by Ti's family, basically, musically, where, you know,

his two sons distum, T.I. Dystum, the grandma got involved. I think the great uncle also, yeah, they did like a, yeah, he did like an opera disc song. It was crazy. I don't know that. I don't know if you're being funny. Yeah, I'm being funny. You're so.

But so he's been, you know, everybody's coming at him, right? But now other people are starting to join in. Other people that we didn't know how to problem with him or even honestly, like, still rapped like that. Yeah. One of them is Papu's ex of Remi Ma. They were on Love and Hip Hop. They were like, you know, a very notable couple on there that were on there for years.

Remi Ma's, you know, fellow rapper. And they've had their own drama. but Papoos decided to come at 50 Cent and he had some pretty good bars. Mind you, I don't know why he actually didn't record this. This is just him in the car freestyling to a one of 50 Cent songs. So listen to this.

Ugly-ass gee on the sneakers. Had the shirt to match because after get rich a die trying your every verse was whack. Mad because Did he hit your chick? You a jerk for that. Did he clap them cheeks so loud? The neighbors heard of slap. That's why you made that documentary.

You was heard from that. Yo. Dude. He said some stuff. He said a lot. The neighbors heard the slap. The neighbors heard the claps. Five guys hit that.

They brought the burger back? Oh, my God. He called the Junis sneakers ugly. Those are iconic sneakers, though. I felt like, I was like, yo, I always wanted those and I never got them. He's not wrong, though. They were ugly. You're not going to say those shoes are ugly.

I got the hurricanes. Me too. I had the hurricanes. I still got the hurricanes. You're going to say that Juni shoes are ugly. Those are iconic shoes. Iconic doesn't mean dope. Yes, it does.

No, it doesn't mean they were nice looking shoes. I mean, they were popular. They were popular. I have to pull up a picture of them in 2025, like 2026 standards. Yeah. They're not bad. Buy me a pair. Let me see them.

Those are, dude, those are iconic. They are. They're not really at all. We should all buy ourselves a pair. Would you wear them now? Yes. I would wear those right now. No.

Oh my gosh. You would not wear those right now. Honestly, I think I would. Dude, you're very passionate about these shoes right now. Those are hard. No, those are missing belcrow and a helmet. Oh my God. Did you even wear any?

Yes. You had those? Yeah, my older brother had a pair and I had a wear a matching pair. Those are the ultimate hater shoes right there. Yeah, what's hard. Get your hate on in these. Get your hate on in these. I'm buying a pair right now.

Get petty with those on right there. Oh, yeah. But, yeah, so Papoose is now coming out of them. I feel like this kind of open the floodgates in a way that, like, you know, when like a bully, like, gets beat up? Like, let's say like the last scene in Friday, when Debo gets knocked out by Craig. And then everybody goes in his pockets. And then, you know, Chris Tucker is like, Smokey's like, oh, you got knocked up out. Like, I feel like it's kind of like that is going on.

But I don't feel like there's been a knockout for 50. Not completely, but there's been some, you know, Like he's not, Like he's not. The armor maybe? Yeah. Like he's not completely like invincible. Like kind of we've seen for for a long time.

I just haven't seen like a definite blow to his career or his, you know, like how essentially there was for like Jha. You know what I'm saying? Jaya. Jawa. By the way, for a pair of G unit sneakers right now, $5,000. Shut up. For a clean pair.

$5,000. $5,000. $5,000. I'm offended. I thought how much, how much for a used pair? of hurricanes. Oh my God. You're not going to sell them.

I got a pair for you right now, America. You are not going to do that to this. More slightly by the con man himself. I'll sign them. They even come in blue and pink. There's different colors. Come on. Iconic shoes.

5,000. They're so iconic, dude. Off the market. A used pair? $500. A used pair? $500. That's crazy.

Come on now. Wow. How much was some hurricanes? Look at it. Hurricane shoes. All right. The game. We're just going to start seeing how much the value stuff is.

What? $100. $100 for some hurricanes. That's it. That's going to cost more to ship those things. The 3-10 motor shoes? Yeah. How did a, hold on, how did a rim company make shoes?

That's what I want to know. I still have them in a box. You had them in a box? I have them. I had them somewhere without the laces. I still have the hurricanes in a box. Oh, my God. All right.

Well, let's see. Big. Big. Big. Big. Big. That make money move. That make money move.

This is Greg filling in for Leti on money moves. Yeah. And who in the room has tattoos? Con, you have a couple tattoos? Yes. Don't. Vic got, you got fresh tattoos. I'm yadded up, huh?

Yeah, I got too. Yeah. Snap back some tattoos. And Angie, you have no tattoos? No, I'm a little virgin. Loser. You don't want to get any tattoos at all? I don't.

No, I don't. Loser. What about a tattoo for a free burrito? No. No? Well, Friday the 13th is coming up, March 13th. And Chipotle is giving out free burritos to anybody that has tattoos. It's a buy one, get one free deal.

So you have to buy a burrito to get a free burrito. Then it's not free. Yes. If I have to buy something, it's not free. It's a free. I always say that. Buy one, get one. No, if I have to buy something, it's not free.

You're right, because that's all marketing. It's actually 50% off. It's free. It sounds better as like, it's free. It depends how you say it. If I go in for one burrito and I walk out with two, it is free. It's not free.

It is free. It is free. Big dog. You're tatted. You would get a free burrito. You're going to take it no matter what. It's not a free brittal. You're still going to take it.

Wait, so Angie, you really don't want to do it? What? A tattoo for a burrito? Come on. Yeah. Bro, come on. Tattoes are temporary brittles are forever. Yes.

The other way around. Oh. You're always about to curse it. Angie, this is a free Chipotle burrito you can get. It's not free. Cool, okay. You just said it's Bogo. Buy one, get one free.

You buy one and I get the other one that you get free. Angie, just look at the positive side. You're going to walk out with an extra burrito. You could get a little tattoo, like a little smiley face. I wouldn't. No. A little bandera? No.

A little Antonio Bandera? Okay, if you had to get one tattoo. One tattoo, what would it be? Marcus. No, I really wouldn't. Like, I thought about it and I'd be like I probably would have gotten like a little corny quote. on my ribs that said something about what's the one that everybody talked about?

To live in, don't forget or what's the two-part? No, no, no. Oh, forgiving, don't forget. Forgiven, don't forget. On your rib cage? No, no. The one that everyone used to say the, Live-lap-Love?

No, it was like, today is the gift, tomorrow's the present, something like that. Oh, thank God you didn't get that. Thank God he didn't get that. That was terrible. I know, but tomorrow is the,

today, tomorrow is the present. Yeah. is the love. Okay, and then I thought I'm like, maybe I want a little cross like on my wrist, but then I'm like, oh my God, what if they make the cross upside down and then it looks like, oh, Diabolica.

It's true. Diabolica? Yeah. And then just be like, look, it's this way. Flip your arm around or do a cartwheel. Do a car wheel. Well, yes, if you are a tatted person, Chipotle's doing this promo.

They're only doing it from 3 p.m. to 4 p.m. so you have an hour to get those. Oh, and the line is long out the door. Never mind. They're doing it as their like Chipotle bag style because the new trend right now is that everybody's calling themselves Chipotle bags if you're tatted because you look like a Chipotle bag. Since the bag is all like. Like Drake. No.

You know how he has like little stamps? Uh, kind of in a way, but Chipotle bags are more filled. Yeah, like me. Like my ass sleeves. Like I have full sleeves and that's what a Chipotle bag looks like. Greg's stomach looks like a Chipotle bag. Yeah. There's a lot of random stuff on my stomach.

But come on, Angie. At least one tattoo for a free radio. You're not going to get a brown bag. This one, big dog. Brownback Tad. Brownback Mornings. Yes. Get the logo.

Yeah. You made it. You made it. You made it. Yeah. Get a little gaito. Yeah. Just get a little cock right there on your neck.

Oh, Jesus. Thanks, Greg. That was money moves. That was money moves brought to you by your Toyota dealers. This is Greg filling in for Letty on Brownback Mornings. All right. It's a con. Let's get into some studiousness.

All right. Great stock. Hell of studious. What's nine plus ten? Time in your life? Look at this. Studios food. Berritos, I have the top five sodi exams that make the best parents.

Wait. Wait, what? The best what? What? I took a shot ski. I'm not. You said so d'osaz? I'm so tired.

The top five zodiac signs. There we go. There we go. That make the best parents. Oh my God. And I'm actually on this list. Wow. I feel very proud.

I didn't believe it either, dude. I'm hardly leave her home. Oh, that's so sad. I don't think the zodiac. I don't even know my kids' birthdays. All right. Number five, you guys want to take a guess? Feeding your kids.

No, it's a zodiac. Oh, my God, he's worse. Okay, I'll say Leo. Oh, you got a number right. Really? You got a number right. I got a number right, you guys. You got a number right.

Number four is me. Capricorn, December, Jagger, Babies. So five was Leo for real? Five was Leo. Wow. Okay. So five is Leo. Great.

You must be a great parent. I'm not a Leo. I'm not a Leo. Oh, damn. I'm too scared to say my cancer. I mean, my God. Don't say it. No say.

Number five, it's a Leo for a great parent. If you're out there, you're trying right now, patch yourself on the back left. Both hands go out of the free of the cereal. Don't do it. Yes. Do it. Do your eyes and make a wish.

No. At the same time. Do a concept. Don't do that. Number four is Capricorn. Thank you. There you. There you go.

There you go. I'll take that. I'll take that. I don't know how this. Number three is Virgo's. Virgo's are great parents. Why do you see that? Because I like Virgoes.

They're actually really, really organized. Really organized. Yeah, and they're clean. I like that. Beautiful. Number two is tourists. Taurus. Okay.

Make for great parents. And I'm not going to lie, my wife is a tourist. And she's an amazing and amazing, amazing, amazing mother to our children. Nice. So shout out to her. And number one. The I love you, my amor. And number one, coming at number one for the best parents.

Can I guess? Yes. Gemini. No. That didn't even make the list. What? What is it? Not even in the top 16.

How many zodiac signs are? 12. The best parents, the zodiac sign, is cancer. No way! I win! Is that you a great dad? Let's go. How do you feel?

What makes you a great dad? I'm glad you think so. Okay, so. I don't think so. The study is. But why are you a great father? I know you are. I think because I'm very caring.

Like I always say like I care about like very little things, but the things I do care about, which is like being a dad, I care a lot. Yeah. I care so much. I see it. So yeah. Yeah. But what makes you a great dad? Because like I'm also hardly ever there.

You know what I'm saying? But that's how they miss you. Yeah. They learn to value you. Exactly. You're very into whatever Little Vicks into. Like he gets into DJing. You're like, I want to get him the top equipment.

No. Yeah. Because remember how Lil Vick wanted to actually dress up? You didn't let him. Yeah. For his own good. For his own good. How do he want to dress?

He wanted to go dressed up to Comic Con. Which people. I didn't let him go to. I didn't know. What? I was like, no. That's the whole point of Comic Con. I know, but I'm like, it's just, he's going to get me.

That's like taking him to great wolf flogging. Like, don't get wet. Well, he went to come to God and he didn't dress up and he had a great time. That's crazy. You're great. Well, there it is. Leo number five, Capricorn number four, Virgo number three, Torres number two, and Cancer Number one.

You guys are the best parents. Patch yourself in the back. My girl's a Virgo too, so. Hey. Top three. Nice, nice, nice, nice. All right. Thanks, con.

Sports. Shoot the J. Shoot it. Playball. All right, you guys. I am heartbroken. Shug guys. Chug guys.

I am heartbroken right now because my Raiders traded away our very best player, Max Crosby. Raid Raiders. Yes. Raiders. All right. There was a lot of chatter that he was going to get traded for weeks and weeks. And they were saying, no, he might stay, all this stuff. Ultimately, he was traded to the Baltimore Ravens.

For a bag of peanuts. No, they got two first-round draft picks. That's pretty good. Bag of penis. You don't know what you're going to get. That is true. You really don't know. There's no telling that any one of those players will be as good as Max Crosby because he's

one of the best players in the league. But what he did was as he was leaving, he went on his YouTube channel and he said, you know, he's sorry and that he's going to be a Raider for life. And he was very emotional about it. I'll go ahead and play for you. Raider Nation has given me everything. You know, my family had the chance to get married, have the most beautiful daughter in the world.

Above all else is that I gave you all everything I got and I have no regrets about that. Damn, I'm not trying to get emotional already. I disagree with him. What? I have the most beautiful daughter on the world. She is cute. No, I do.

No, okay, so as a Raider fan, I was like, damn, that's real of you, Max. Like, I appreciate that. like him giving his, you know, his love to the team. He was with them for eight years. They drafted them. But I was like, as a Ravens fan, I don't know how I would feel about this because it's almost like, again, like you're giving like a goodbye message to your ex.

And as the new person, as the new team, you're going to be like, what the hell are you doing? Dude, focus on, you know, you're moving on. Why are you like stuck in the past? I think it's fine. I think it's fine. Let them say goodbye. Let me take goodbyes. Well, he also said that it might not be goodbye forever.

because he wants to return to the team someday. Listen to this. I bleed silver and black. That'll never change and I'm a raider for life. And I truly want to finish when it's all said and done, you know, in a Raiders jersey whenever that time comes. So you know what he's out of his goddamn mind. Right?

Now isn't he like, now, yeah. He's going a little far, right? He's like, I want to fit. Like that means he's going there and he's just like, yeah, I guess I'm going to the Ravens, but I want to finish back over here with the Raiders. Yeah, like imagine, yeah, dude, imagine that'd be crazy. by like if you're the new guy and she's like I want to have a good time with you

but I cannot wait to go back to my ex-boyfriend that's what I'm saying oh god I definitely want him to finish on what wait wait wait no I want to finish

no wait I want to finish my career my relationship career with him yeah he wasn't done he wasn't done there he said some more it's Raider Nation for life but right now it's Flack Nation So he said Raider Nation for life, but for right now, it's flock nation, which is like what they call the Ravens.

We don't want him here. He might be the next Ray Lewis for them. No. He might. He just wants to go do his job, but he wants to come home to the Raiders. I would feel weird as a Ravens fan. I would feel like, bro, like get over your ex already. Come on.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah, but shout out Max Crosby. We're going to miss him as a Raider fan. You're going to miss him. I'm going to miss him. Yeah, you're the Raider fan here. Raider fans were crying this weekend.

We're used to it though. We're trying. We have our Raider rags and we use them for our tears.