Brown Bag Mornings - 3/6/26 Killing an Ant with a Sledgehammer 🐜 | Brown Bag Mornings

Episode Date: March 6, 2026

The crew tackles a chaotic Homie Helpline for Janet, who used "girl math" to justify a hookup with her boyfriend's fraternal twin sister after he cheated on her multiple times. The "studious fools" also analyze Vic’s delusional claim that Giannis Antetokounmpo is Lakers-bound because he spent four hours reading the NBA star's lips at a fancy restaurant. [Edited by @iamdyre 🐛]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Yo, before the episode starts, leave a like, drop a comment, leave a review, and yes, subscribe so you don't miss any brown bag mornings. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? I need a, I need a soundtrack. I need this. Hold on. Let's go. Oh my gosh, she's saying Fast and Furious. She's saying that. You just realized that? Listen, listen, listen.

Drit. Trip. Trip, drip, drip, drip. Wild vibe. Vib. Shout to all the K-pop fans, but I'm an original K-pop fan because I love this song.

Okay, that was Tokyo Drip. They're Japanese. Oh. J-pop. Jay-pop. Tokyo's Japan. Yes. Okay.

I know. But a big-up to Fast and Furies. The Ride at Universal Studios. It opens this summer. And we got a little peak now because previously they were working on the ride and it looks trippy because it goes through the escalators that are going down to like the lot of Jurassic Park isn't and all of that and that that ride is going to go through it. Then we learned that the cars are going to drift. Yep. And they had looking like some special, I don't know, some special tarp over the cars that you couldn't see which cars they were.

We've all been wondering which cars are going to be part of this ride and we not have found out. Yes. It's four cars. The first car is, yes, Toreto's Black Charger. You've seen the movie. It's such a beautiful muscle car that has like the engine on top. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly.

And then it pops a wheelie in the first car. Oh, it does. Oh, my gosh. They even have the car in the display at Universal, right? Yes, and now you can ride it yourself. There's also Hans RX-7, and now I'm getting it because the cars are going to drift. Of course they would add in a car from Tokyo drift. He's the one that taught everybody how to drift.

Yeah. Oh my god Yeah He has the most iconic Tokyo Uh Hey for someone that hates PASA Furius You know a lot of cars

Ben Diesel Okay Brian's blue skyline is also In the pack of four He had a lot of cars He did He did A lot of skylights

Because another one of his cars The Super The one we all know Brian Uh had It's the green with the orange Yes On the side

That's gonna be the last car And the set So that's dope that they put The charger first and the super last, like it's kind of the two cars that race each other in the first one. Oh wow. Wow, you do a lot. On the train tracks and women's in.

If you're not first, you're last. It doesn't matter if you wouldn't buy a minute or a mile. What do you say? By an injure mile? You know the words? By an inch or a mile. Yeah, that's here right there. Super tight.

I'm very excited about this. I hope you're excited about this too. And now you know that baby girl is saying Fast and Furious, if anything. Brother. Oh, my brother. All right. Let's get into some cheesemeal with Angie. you.

Zoola, come here? Now what's going on? Damn! She's Mason with Angie. Okay. So I... Angie did a crazy shimmy right now. Oh, yeah.

Okay, girls. Hey! Can I get into the mood left me. It's not to be back or what? No. Not stick anymore. No. But, okay, so I don't have any tattoos, but do you guys have any tattoos you guys regret?

Like, you would like to get, like, lasered off. Yeah, I do. Not yet. Not yet. The crown that's on my neck. The crown that's on my neck that looks like a hamburger now. I've showed it to you guys. You have, you have.

It doesn't look like a hamburger. It looks like a cheeseburger. Okay. You look like a cheeseburger. Well, you guys, apparently Chloe Kardashian had a tattoo as a tramp stamp. Oh, iconic. No, no, no, no. But trip out, trip out, trip out.

Because this was actually in honor of her dad. A trap stamp? Yes, you guys. Oh, no. And it read, Dad. with the cross. Which dad? Her first dad.

Her real dad, dad. Listen. I had a tramp stamp. It was the trend at the time. And I got a cross with angel wings. And it says, Daddy, over it. It was not supposed to be a sexual situation. It was supposed to be an honor of my dad.

Like, I remember a guy was like, who's your daddy? And I'm like, ew. You put it that, Chloe. You did put it there, Chloe. I mean, yeah, we're always asking, like, who her dad is. Oh, my God. I bet you Lamarro to love that time. Probably.

No, but to make it even worse, apparently, like, her mom got a matching tattoo. Same tramp stamp. Listen. My mom got the matching cross without telling me a tramp stamp. For some reason, she wrote Kendall and Kylie underneath it. What? What is going on? I don't know.

The explanation is this the Kardashians. They are different. They get the bad. That's the sound of the police. The petty police. It petty. It's petty. It's just petty. I'm being petty.

Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest. Pretty. Petit. I think you all can agree that nobody's more petty than two parents that are separated. Yes. Or two more. Yes.

And there's a child in the middle. Yes. Vic, don't say nothing. Right now. All right. Well, what happens when your child? is so super successful that you get interviewed about the other parent. Matthew Knowles just went through that.

That's the dad of Beyonce. Also was the father juror. You know how they have mom andgers now? Yeah. Father Ger for her practically her whole career. Him and Tina Knowles, Miss Tina knows. She was definitely like the creative behind Destiny's Child and Beyonce. They talk about how she would make all of their outfits, which were fly, by the way.

They were. Especially that I'm a soldier video. Super love that one. But he was in an interview. The interviewer was like, you know what? You and Tina did such a great job with Destiny's Child and Beyonce, and it was a joint effort. And then Matthew's pettiness came out.

Check this out. Obviously, the talent was there with your kids. So as soon as he said, I know it was a joint effort. Matthew Nol says, well, what work did she put in? Oh, my gosh. Oh, my goodness. If it doesn't get as petty as that, just a few seconds later, After the interview clarified, you know, I mean like the creative, like the hair, partly behind the name of Destiny's Child, all of that.

Then when he says, you know what, you guys did it together is when Matthew's like, all right, I'm stopping this interview. Check this out. No, no, no, no, no. You didn't say anything wrong. I just want to stop this interview right now that you're saying me and my ex did something together. It's pretty crazy to see that, okay? He later went on to clarify because clearly this made the rounds. Yeah.

This made the rounds of like, why did he get up, stop the interview? Of course the audio sounds wrong, bad, because it's not the actual audio from the interview itself. I'm assuming he probably wanted it not to go anywhere. It's room audio from what happened. Sounds like camera audio. But you could still hear like, yeah, what work did she do? So he then got interviewed like, hey, what did you mean by that? Here is Matthew Nol's clarifying.

What are you meant by that? Oh, man. My bad. It's maybe the kid. Sorry, this was supposed to be fixed. It's not my fault. Oh, now we can't even hear it. Okay.

He ended up saying, I think what I meant by that was, I was asking a question, I was testing the interviewer. I was testing the interviewer to see if they were going to answer correctly. So when I asked, what work did she put in? I wanted him to, like, give her her shine. Oh, my God. And if you noticed, the interview said, like, the hair, and I was like, no, the styling. I had to give her, she did more than that.

He was trying to, like, I guess, come correct after the world saw the interview. that he maybe didn't think the world was going to see. Incredible cover-up. So why did he stop the interview prematurely? Exactly. Did he have an answer for that one? I had to use the restroom. I just had so much respect.

I couldn't even speak. I couldn't stand it. I couldn't stand it. Since then, Ms. Tina Knowles, Beyonce's mom has gone on her own Instagram account and just started posting things of people commemorating all the work that she has put in. Like, thank you for noticing the work in her own little petty response to her ex-husband. It's hard to... like for him to minimize it because they have two very successful music artist kids,

including salons. Yes. And then, you know, Destiny's Child was a whole career. Then Beyonce was a whole career. So that's like three huge careers that they were both a part of. So how are you going to say neither one of them contributed? Yeah. And I'm sure his contribution he feels is really big because he probably did a lot of the paperwork,

a lot of the deals, a lot of like that blood, sweat and tears. But the creative is so important. And that's why they're so iconic visually. That visual brand, what Tina, Help them with incredible. You can't even minimize the support that he got from her or she might have just given ideas here and there. He probably doesn't remember. He thought their original ideas.

Like, whatever. Yeah. He was doing more like behind the scene stuff. Yeah. Yeah. He was like probably negotiating the money part. But like it all goes into it. Yeah.

This just goes to show you. You can still be petty ex parents even 15 years later after your divorce. All right. That was Petty. Let's get into some scrolling. Scrolling. This viral game is going to piss you off. because how easy and hard it is to play it.

It's called the 10 game. Right now everybody's playing on TikTok. It's a couple's game. You know, or you can grab your friend to play it as well. Oh, not you so single. You watch couples' TikToks. So cute. That is cute.

That's why I bring them here because I have nobody to play them with, all right? Oh, he's so bad you. Bro, don't feel that way. You can always play them with Jose. That's why I play them here because Jose is the only one that wants to play with me. Pause. Whoa. Humby would be done for the Cuzz.

I hope he's not just to play, just to play. But anyways, the 10 game is you list off a part. With you and your partner, you're going to 1 to 10. We're going to do our own version, but I'm going to play a little sample of what it sounds like. Okay, good. Right here. 1. 2.

3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

For 3, you have to say peanut. 1. 2. Peanut. 4. 5. 6. 7.

8. 9. 10. Oh, okay. You replace the number with the word. Yeah. Yeah, so you replace a number with a word and then if you mess up that number or word, you're out. The number turns into a phrase.

So instead of the number. Yeah. Oh, okay. You get it? We're only going to do one through five though because we can't do one through ten. Are there five of us? There are five of us. Let's go.

All right. Who's one? I'll be one. Okay. I'll be one. I'll be one. So how are we going? That's the thing.

You're one, I'm two. Yeah. We'll go a full round of one, two, three, four, five and then we'll replace the words. Clockwise. All right. Ready? One. Two.

Three. Four. What? Where we're going? Where we're going? Likewise. You're out. We swear off already.

For two, you have to say, that's right. Okay. So, but we didn't even do the full of five. Go ahead. One, two, three. Four. Five. Ready?

For two, you have to say, that's right. Can I be two then? No, you have to. One. That's right. Three. Four. Five.

All right. For three, you have to say, D'ale. All right. Ready? One. That's right. D'ale. Four.

Five. My head. All right. Oh, my God. Let me write it down. For four. Do for one, fool. Make yourself do something.

I'm trying to, I have to keep the game going. Okay. For four. You have to say, Mevor, my God. And you do not have to write that down. Are you writing it down? You can write it down.

Let it. Let it. All right. That's right. Dale. Me voy am a ta'o. Five. Yes.

For five, you have to say, yes, sir. All right. What? That's right. D'allé. Me going to do that! Yes, sir. And what's one?

Well, one doesn't do it. No. Oh. You lose. You're supposed to keep the game going. You lose. There has to be a number there to keep the game going. That's a thing.

For one, you got to go, uh. That's right. D'ale. Me going to let's that. Oh, was it? I don't do. You all right? No.

No. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Right, yeah, guys. And now, the weather. Oh, hell the dog. With concrete storm. Peritos and it's going down for the weather Friday, March 6th.

First, we hit the city of Paramount. Don't it feel good when the check hit the bank account? It's Friday! 76 and 53 at night. Next, we're right out to the city of Santa Ana. It's Friday, and I'm ready for a shout of tequila mandala. 75 and 55 at night. Now we ball out to the city of Wilmington, shopping spree all day in La Burlington,

73 and 53 at night. And lastly, we push to the real HP Huntington Park, or is the real HP Highland Park? I don't know. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let us know in the DMs, Perrito. 75 and 52 at night. Once again, Paramount 76 and 53, Santa Ana, 75 and 55, Wilmington, 73 and 53, Huntington Park, 75, and 52 at night.

That's the weather. It's your boy, Conquer. We're proud of 9. I'm proud 106. Let's go. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help.

We need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got you for the homie help line. Janet needs our help. Janet hit us up and said Brownbag. My name is Janet, and I swear my life turned into a damn telenovel. overnight. She said, so I've been with my boyfriend for about two years. I'm not miserable with him, pretty happy, but he's not perfect at all. He's cheated on me multiple times, but I love being a part

of his family. They love me. I love them, but maybe a little too much, especially his fraternal twin sister, and I'm not going to lie, she's fine. He's fine, but she's fine, fine. One night we were all drinking at my parents' house after a family carnisada. Everyone fell asleep, including my boyfriend. Me and his sister stayed up talking on the couch. Next thing you know, she's sitting real close, then we're laughing,

then she kissed me. Keep going. Brown bag. I had too many drinks and kissed her back. Slow her down. One thing led to another, and let's just say we crossed the line you can't uncross.

What? After it happened, she told me she's been wanting to do that for months. No way. So now I'm stuck. His sister says it's a one-time thing. I know he cheated on me multiple times, and I only cheated once, but it was with his sister. Do I confess that I cheated on him with his own twin sister and blow up the whole family, or call it even and take this messy secret to the grave?

Help me out, Brownback. I'm not going to help you, Janet. Anytime I bring a girl around my sister, I worry about this. What? What? Because every girl is like... Hold on, your sister's fine. And every girl's like in love with her.

They're like, oh my gosh, she's so beautiful. I'm like, bro, relax. I can see it. You want me. I don't see you close more at all. She's fine and I got you? Yeah. Wow.

And has, like, have girls like, I guess, like, flirted with your sister? Yes. In front of my face. Really? Yeah. She's down to do it too. Like she goes both ways. Wow.

I didn't know that. Yeah. My sister goes both ways. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's down to do it. So I'm like, dog, you better relax. Swiss Army knife. You see, the next is a Kendrick show you see Ruth with sister.

Ruth was in love with my sister too. I was like, every single girl that meets my sister, they're like, they turn lesbian for her. She's like, she's like, Jesus Christ, relax. Okay, well, this really happened. Yeah. This has really happened in Janet. Janet was up late talking to her sister on the couch and the man sister. The man sister.

That's so weird. I get it. There's videos about it. I get it. I get it. Good category. Y'all got questions for her because we got to ask her stuff. She's willing to text us.

So I want to know what the sister said after. Like is she, does the sister want it to be one-time thing? Because the sister said, like, I've been wanting. to do this for months. True, true, true. So, like, even if you're not, if you're trying to do it one time, I don't know, you might have been up and stuck with her. Ah, now you're like, yeah.

Yeah, I mean, I think it's like, like, obviously there's that thing where it's like, guys will, like, cheat on their girl for like, you know, 100 times and then they go, they go to lunch with a male co-worker. You cheated on me once? Yeah, they go, ah! You know, they crash out, but I couldn't imagine, you know, like, how could you? Their own sister. Your own sister.

To where that's like, dude, that'll like completely blow his mind, like, send him into a crash-out spiral tailspin. But at least she cheated with the girl and not with the guy. So then it's a little bit different noise. No. No, it's bad. It's bad. It's bad. I was just trying to like the team of Janet.

Really? No. Yes, it's worse. It's a family member. I know. But at least it's like, well, it's not with another guy. Remember this. Twin sister.

Oh, I got you confused. It's family. It's her. I know, I know. I'm trying to be Team Janet right here. Oh, okay. No, yeah, it's bad. And then for her sister to say, like, I've been wanting to do that for months.

Denia got that. Plotting. Oh, yeah. I want to know how the sister is, too, is does the sister look like the brother, like, look like him? Like, is she more boyish or is she, like, beautiful? Oh, yeah. Like, what type of deal is that? And also is Janet now questioning her own stuff?

Oh. Because it's like, once you do that, like, okay, Katie Perry, I. kiss the girl and I liked it like what's up? Or was this strictly for you just to get back at your man because you were a tipsy? Because she's saying like he's cheated multiple times or I just cheated once. Is this like do I just call it even? So that might have been something there. All right.

But let us know what should Janet do in your opinion. Does she confess that she cheated on her man with his own twin sister, blow up the whole family or call it even and take this. secret to her grave and all of our graves because we all know. Let's go to Ashley and Watts. Ashley, what's up, Ashley? Ashley. Ashley. Hello.

Ashley, what would you tell baby girl? I think she should take it to the grave. Okay. What's it? Thank you. Happy Friday to you. That was amazing. All right, let's go to Anita in South LA.

What's up, Anita? Anita McSweene. I think she should tell her. Tell them. Tell her. Tell her. It's going to continue going. It's going to continue going on.

Take that ass whoop it. What? Figuratively, right? That's going to break up the whole family. Talk to us. She needs to go ahead and tell them because it's going to get worse. It's going to continue. And both of them are going to keep thinking like, oh, it's a girl and, you know, it doesn't matter.

And they're going to keep sneaking. How do you know? You ever done this before? Because both of them keep saying that they wanted to do it. And the other one trying to hide it. And, you know, it's never going to last. They're going to keep doing it. They go get caught.

So just tell. Yeah. It seems like you did it for that reason anyway. You did it to have something on your man anyway. That part. So just go ahead and do it. Hurt him why you can't. Because, loki, you can't even keep the sister's mouth shut.

Who's to say? She's not going to tell him. True. That is true. Well, that's a sister. I don't think the sister's going to say anything. The sister already did something. Yeah.

Even worse. Yeah, the sister already defied simply code. Yeah, you can't, like, trust her to not do anything. She already did it. She's tired. She's not going to say anything. She'll do it.

That's why you think. Nah. If the sister gets drunk or one of them gets drunk, it's going to come out. Yeah. I agree. Laura, Laura in Long Beach, what's on Laura?

Hey, good morning. Laura, talk to us. I think she needs to take this to the grave or really, like, strategize what her next move is going to be. Because if she's going to stay or, like, actually want something with this girl, she needs to just break it off with the boyfriend,

let some time pass. grow the relationship and then figure it out or just take it to your grave because I'm telling you from experience when you're messing with twins it's not fun when they find out whoa whoa oh oh wow talk about that which amelos were you messing with it wasn't it wasn't boys it was two girls and and I just told her that you know I was like man this whole time I thought it was you I'm so sorry I didn't know which one Was it Tia or Tamara? I didn't know. I believe it.

Yeah, yeah. She was like, oh, that happens a lot. She believed you? Even if she knows it. They did, no, they played you. Yeah, how was the other sister? I had fun. How was the other sister like?

Did she want something more with you or was it just, eh? Well, it was because it was like right after the other. So the first one was kind of pissed because she was like, you know, I've been with her and this and that. And I'm like, that's not true. That didn't happen. She's crazy.

I probably saw her like one time and I thought it was you and then I was like, oh, I don't want to see her anymore. And that's why I hit you up. Oh, so you were with the other sister first and then you got with the, you're the one that became your partner. No, I didn't stay with her. No way. That was too much drama.

Okay. Yeah. You're too much drama. Laura, you're too much drama. Laura, you're too much drama. Damn. Laura said, Pretend you got them confused.

I don't know that you can confuse the fraternal. Yeah. I thought it was you. Her long hair. Like the same from the back. Okay. What? With the little drinks, maybe.

Joshua, in Long Beach, we're talking to Janet. Janet has a situation on her hands. Her boyfriend that has continuously cheated on her, has led her into the arms of his sister. They were hanging out during a carnassada, her and the sister, having a couple of drinks. one thing led to another, they started making out and doing other things.

She said that after they hooked up, it was just like really funny. And she was like, hey, clearly I messed up. I cheated on my man. But he's cheating on me hell of times. In girl math or in her math, it worked itself out. It's like an equal. This equals that. E equals MC squared for her.

Or one of those, whatever those things are called. And now she's wondering, should I tell him and loki blow up the family and say, this is what I did with your sister? Because I kind of feel guilty now. Or should I take this secret to the grave? Joshua, what would you tell her? All right. Good morning, guys.

How you doing? Morning. Good, yourself? Hey. I'm doing pretty good. Thank you. I think she should tell them because she could try to keep it a secret. It's not going to be easy because there's going to be more future gatherings, family gatherings.

The sister's going to be there. And, you know, it'll most likely happen that they're going to throw each other like little looks. It's going to get a little weird. it got awkward and eventually family members are going to notice it's just like are you okay you're acting a little weird what's going on and it's just going to get worse and worse and yeah i believe she needs to tell him just to save herself a headache thank you bro can i use you as a co-signer i don't know you but i feel like you have incredible yeah yeah i'm just like speak from experience it didn't happen to me but it like you know it happened to a friend of mine and a friend group right where you know there was a couple there was a guy you know you know who liked the girl and then, you know, pretty much the same thing happened, you know, like one late night, had a few too many drinks and they ended up, you know, doing the unspeakable, the unfable act. Oh, you can speak about it. How did you know? Did they talk to you about it? So the guy's friend, he ended up confided in me like, hey, dude, like, I got to tell you something.

And then I slept with, like, you know, his girlfriend. And pretty just the same thing happened where it's just like, I told him like, okay, you can like just keep this a secret. Don't tell anyone. And at first it was, you know, it just didn't get easier. It just ended up getting worse and worse. And then, you know, when eventually the truth came out, like the boyfriend ended up finding out on his own. And it just, no. And here you are telling.

I believe it would have been easier just to tell him. Yeah, it would have been easier just to tell them straight up to, like, the moment it happened. So you could try to keep it a secret, but it's going to come out. Thank you so much for that, Joshua. I'll meet you at Mercedes Van Nuys, okay? You're going to co-send my car for me. I want a G-Wagon. No, of course.

Of course? All right. Hey, let's go to Sarah in Ontario, KVRFM, HD1, Los Angeles. It's Parraway. It was 6. L.A.'s number one for hip-hop. We're talking to the home girl, Janet. Janet had told us, hey, my man's been cheating on me.

Hell of times. I keep taking him back. I know it's stupid, but I love him. I love him. And then one night, except with his sister. Her and I both aren't that way, but we became that way for each other that night, okay? That was wild.

I don't think it's even. I just thought about it. It's not even. Well, according to her, she feels like it's even. You cheery on me hell of times. I cheer on you with your sister. Should I tell him because I am feeling guilty now? Or should I keep it to myself and take it to the grave?

That's like killing an ant with a sledgehammer. Bro. He's still killing an ant. I know, but that's too much. It is. You ever kill an ant with a sledgehammer? No. Why do you have a sledgehammer?

Yeah, what if the ad deserved it? What? That's the ant bit your knee. All right, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah in Ontario. What's on Sarah? Hi. Sarah, talk to us. Hi, guys.

What would you tell Janet? My question is, is she young or older? Why does it matter? They're twins. Yeah. No, are they young? Are they young? Yeah, early 20s, yeah.

Why does it matter? Yeah, oh, they sound like a young couple. Yeah, he's cheating, she's cheating. Yeah. She shouldn't say anything yet. Yeah? Yeah. Come on.

So, when does it get there? When he cheats again? Oh. Like throwing his train. Wow. Why do you think he's going to cheat again? Sarah, you are a wise queen. Because he's been cheating numerous times, so it's going to happen eventually.

It's his pattern. It's an accident. And it is. And then now she's doing it, so I don't think it's real love. I think she's doing it out of spite as well. Yeah. Yeah, I read that too. And to be with the twin, that's like the ultimate revenge right there, what she did.

That part. So I'm saying, it's not even. No, save it for when he gets that girl pregnant he's been cheating on you with and be like, well, guess what? What? Me tiggeria your man. That's what he's going to have to save it for the next family party. That's what she's going to have to do.

Tuck it away. Don't tuck it away for life. Tug it for when you need it. Kiss the sister in front of the whole family. We slept pantoonflas. What? Pantunflas. Those are slippers?

Sure. You know how it sound like. The bottom of them? I don't get it and get it either. But it's in my mind. Trust me. We get it. The guys get it.

Some thinking slippers. I just think of the slippers. Yeah. Oh, it's like. Yeah. Pan duvlas, buts. Like the hollow sound?

Yeah. So don't get it. We slam chalupas or whatever. I don't know. The L-A-USD ones. Told you. I would like to first and foremost send a very, very big and warm thank you to Victor's girlfriend. Good thing.

Not only do you make him happy, you always, she makes you better. Yes, I agree. Like, she does the little detail work. Like, you know, your other half is like, okay, there's a special day coming up. We got to make sure to commemorate it because Vic wouldn't do it himself. No, he would. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

I feel like, I do that with my husband, too. It's like, hey, your sister's birthday is tomorrow. We have to do something. Otherwise, like, oh, my gosh. Yeah. I have a very beautiful sign behind me. And it is gorgeous. And it says letty set go with the marathon color block.

like the red, it's like a red stripe with my name inside of it. It's beautiful. I came in here and I saw it and I was like, who did this? And Vic raised his hand. He raised this pretty little dainty hand that has not touched one thing. And he's like, oh yeah, I got a lady to do it. And in my brain, I knew it wasn't Vic. What?

I don't know any ladies. He doesn't know any ladies. It was Jordan, your girlfriend. Yes, yeah, she did. Jordan. Thank you so much. This is beautiful, Jordan. It's dope.

It's dope. It's gorgeous. And so anytime there's like a holiday or something for the kids, she'll bring in little trinkets or like send cookies with Vic. He eats them all. But I know she sends them for all of us. Yeah, he passes them around. He doesn't.

Thank you so much, Jordan. You make Vic better. And I really appreciate that. Very nervous about the marathon this weekend. But this sign really, really made me feel so, so awesome. That's a cool sign. Incredible. Incredible.

And that's something that's just in you. Like, you're just a nice person. You're incredible. So I appreciate you. I don't know how Vic got so looking. I can't wait till I'm reading and I get into a speech, whether you guys like it or not. Ah, I'll tell you. I'll tell you.

I'll tell you. I'll tell you. This guy was a mess. You fixed them. How did you fix them? All right. We have tickets to go to the happiest place on Earth. We've got four pack of tickets for you to enjoy Disneyland.

And the 70th celebration over there, it is incredible. They have amazing treats. They have amazing decorations. It's also Disneyland. It's amazing place. And we want to send you there, okay? Each person on the line is putting their fate in your hands. All right.

Luis and Fontana says concrete will win. Luis. Yvette and Tarzana is going for Victor. Hey, Abit. Alyssa in H-P, oh, H-L-P, excuse me, Highland Park, is going for Gregory. Hyland Park, what else? Maira and Simi Valley has you on her mind, Angie. Not like that, so don't get crazy.

Don't get crazy. All right, but yes, each of you have your collars that you are playing for, and we're going to do the same thing. been doing all week. I'm going to give you a subject and then you each have to take a turn to name me things in that area. We've done things in the ocean. We've done things at the circus. You each take

a turn. Oh, yesterday we did Rockway procedures to see who goes first. Oh, okay. Well, there's four. Ladies first. You two. Greg. Greg. And you want to go first?

Yeah. Go first, Angie. We'll go first and then it's clockwise. So then it's Angie and then it's you, Kahn, and then you, and then you, Vic, okay? Okay. So I'm going to give you like a movie and then you guys have to tell me little things from that, like, space. Okay.

That's setting, all right? Setting, okay. So the jungle book. Okay. I love the jungle book. Mowgli lives in the jungle. You each are going to take turns. You cannot repeat.

You cannot say something that's not from this and you cannot, I don't know, make stuff up like Vig did about whales. All right. That was factual, 100%. Things. Animals. You will. find in the jungle. Animals or things?

Oh, things are animals. Oh, okay. Or just facts in general. No, not facts. I don't need facts about the jungle. Something that's in the jungle. Yes.

You will find this in the jungle. If you start giving me things that are not in the jungle, you cannot say airplane. The jungle book though. No, just the jungle in general. Just the jungle. And a lion, let me just tell you, a lion not in the jungle. Why should tell them that?

I know. They call them the king of the jungle. They're not there. Safari. Don't get you. Look, Vic Connie's like, what? Okay. Angie, go.

Snakes Frogs Plants Jaguars Mosquitoes Dirt Water Trees

Leaves Birds Monkeys Animals Animals Bigs out What? What?

Animals Do you get to tell me There's no animals In the jungle? We've been saying Animals Dork All right Angie

Keep going Jaguar I said that I said Jaguar For the record, he did say Jaguar, but yes, it's same thing, same thing. All right, Kahn, it's you and Greg. Storms.

What? Tropical storms in the jungle. What? Yes. That happens in the jungle. In that case, I could have said air. Yes. Well, you could have.

What? La Mona. What? Tropical storms in the jungle? Everywhere. Animals? Air? That's like saying animals.

And air, yeah. You did say water, though. There is water. Okay. Yeah, he said water. Why not tropical storms? Where does the water come from? All right, Greg, you can only win if you name me something.

From the jungle? From the jungle? Right now. Five, four. Three, two, one. Greg, wow. Bears. There's no bears in the jungle.

You're thinking of the jungle book. That's the book. Ballou. He's the jungle. There's no bears in the jungle. I don't know. I have to believe because Baloo is in the jungle book. Oh, my gosh.

There's no. Hold on. I have to gogo altogether. Yes, bear species live in the tropical. Tropical. Specify which one. Because I said animals with that's wrong.

The sun bear? The sun bear? You've never heard of a sun bear in your life. Ants. No, you already lost. Butterflies. Butterfly in the sky. I can smoke twice.

Oh, sun bear. Oh, sun bear. For the record, I did also ask. are there's storms in the jungle and it says there are frequent intense storms in the jungle. Tropical storm. That's the whole thing. So we're going to go sudden death between Khan and Greg. All right.

Sudden death. All right. I'm going to change the... Change it. All right. Change it. Go ahead. Change.

Go ahead. All right. The movie Beauty and the Beast. And who's going first? Ladies. Let him go first. Oh. Khan.

You guys have to name me enchanted things that were in that mansion and beauty in the piece. Objects that were enchanted. You got this. You got the crown, go, go, go. You got this. Teacups. The cabinets.

Yeah. Candles. Yeah. Tables. Yeah. The beast. He was enchanted. Didn't he go from a chair.

Chairs. Yeah. They were dancing and they were moving around. Oh, the table then. Oh, Greg, you win. The broom. The poster. The toaster.

The cloister was not in that movie. It was. No. He was the main character. That's the different movie. He was a toaster. That's the toaster movie. No, he was a main character.

No, the main character was a teacup. It's a teacup and his mom. The candle, the toaster. None of you said the clock. The clock. The cabinet. You're telling me the toaster never existed. No.

The toaster is in another movie. The toasters in the toaster movie. The brave little toaster. Yes. What am I? That's what I'm thinking of. You're all wrong. Okay.

Alyssa, you are going for Greg. Yes. To Disneyland. Thank you. What? Thank you so much, Greg. Yeah, I got you. Craig.

I love you guys. I love you guys. I listen to you faithfully all week long when I'm driving my daughter to school. Amazing. Don't cheat on us. Don't cheat on us. You said you're faithful, so thank you so much. Thank you for being faithful.

That's a Craig. Thank you, Craig. Thank you, Craig. Shut up, Craig. Shut up, Craig. Doa, come here? Now what's going on? She's Mason with Angie.

Sorry, I just had to do like the little on Kim or something. No, okay, let's talk about some sister drama, you guys. Okay, so Cardi B's on her tour on Miss Little Miss Drama tour, right? Yep. And on Wednesday, she was out in Houston, and guess who decided to show up and support her? Who? Nikki Menosh's little sister, Ming Ling. Oh, Ming Ling.

Wait. What's her name? Ming Ling. She goes like that. Oh, that's her stage name. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so Nikki Minas Chen Li and then. Ming Li.

Neither of them are of Asian heritage. I would like to point out. No, you're right. Well, her name is actually Ming Luan. Oh, maybe. We don't know what they're... I think they're different fathers north. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So they have sisters. They're same mom. Sorry, same dad, but different moms. Okay. And you guys, there's like a huge age gap. 23 years apart, right? So apparently, Ming Ling thought it was a good idea to go to Cardi B's concert. And at the concert girl, she is like turning up singing word by word to Cardi B.

Listen. Yeah, you can hear her. It is a great idea. It's a great idea. But that's your sister's off. It's okay. I was just thinking about Borikello, and then I'm wondering, like, how hard it must be for even Nikki Minaj not to sing along.

Yeah. Because, lo-key, that song is so catchy. It hits every time. I got bloody shoes. Come on, you know you want to say it, Nikki. Come on. You didn't know you did a remix. But it didn't stop there, Lettie.

Because afterwards, guess who was seen in Cardi B section at the club? Ming Ling. Ming-ling? She was partying with Cardi. Oh. Going to the concert's one thing. Going to the after party. Dude, she's killing with the ops.

Hell yeah. And she's like posting on the gram. And of course, like the fans, the barbs actually caught wind of this. And they started calling her out and saying, you know what? This is foul. That's some op-ish. Like, you should not be doing that to Nikki Minaj, your sister. Yeah.

But if you guys know, they're not really close. Like Ming Ling has gone to interviews and talked about her relationship with Nikki Minich. We was never close. She was, like, always busy. She'd be busy and stuff like that. I'd be doing my shit, too. Like, even though. So people do think that like we are not cool.

We're going to argue. I'm not going to lie. Me like my sister do be getting mad at me. Yeah. To which Nikki has called her a clown and a mooch. Yes. You know. Yes.

Trying to like pounce off the fame and fortune and everything that I've already done. Because I believe she wants to rap too. Yeah. Yeah. Be in the industry. And she looks a lot like Nikki. She does. Yeah.

They're family. So they're going to look similar. But yeah, I don't think this is the way you gave sisters love girl. Not at all. But what do you expect? And then Cardi's just using you. Like, respectfully, I love Cardi, but also she knows. Oh, for sure.

Yeah. But at least she's giving her access to, like, party with Cardi. She's going to be the sister you never had. Yeah. Okay, but Ming Ling did answer back to the fans calling her like an op and all that stuff. She did say on her Instagram saying, at the end of the day, we all grow in some of the drama and whatever is not going to matter in the future. What? Same.

She goes on to say, why can I be on both sides? Like, stop it. Wow. Wow. We can say that. We can say that as like no, like we have no affiliation to either side. We can say that we appreciate both girls or whatever. You cannot say that.

No. No. She's like, pick a side, no side. Who said you can't be, you can't love them both? She's my sister. She's very young and naive. Yes, she's young, she's younger or younger. She is.

She's 20. All right. So she's little. All right. That's it for Chismation. Brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings on Par 106. And look who's here.

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Sing along. Hey, start. Hell of studios. What's 9 plus 10? Turn your life? Look at this, studios. Have you ever wondered, Peritos, who has the worst or deadly as highways? Well, I'm here to tell you that California is placed really high in this, brother.

And I'm only saying this because I want people, people drive, you know, like during the morning when they're listening to us. And we want you guys to be safe and want you guys to keep others safe. but we have to give you some disturbing statistics, right, guys? So check it out. California State appears in the top three, three times in the top ten. With the I-15 being a number one. Is that up north? The I-15.

The I-15, yeah, that's like going towards Vegas, yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, okay, you're right. Yes, yes, yes. That is a treacherous. How? A lot of people's cars die right there. What? It's just like one road.

No, dude, it's a lot, bro. It's a lot. And then we got California I-10, River South County. ranks third with 54 fatalities, which is not good, man. That's horrible, but you know, the 10 freeway. Go from like L.A. to Riverside to like Palm Springs. Yes, the I-5 in San Diego places number eight. Really?

With 42. That's like their main freeway. And it's just basically reflect, yes, yeah, the fly, you know, and it's basically reflecting the high state population and heavy traffic volumes, man. And you guys got to be careful driving out there, dude. It's not the freeway's fault. It's the people's fault. And that's what the statistics say

Because the cars now are equipped with everything Side view, blindside sensors Yeah The other is that the car's can stop for you now The car stop for you So yeah, they break for you And you know how many homies I've heard like Oh man I took that feature off

I turned it off and I'm like bro Keep all the features on You're not that guy Yeah someone on this morning On the way to work someone swerved into my lane Oh my bad bro I was watching Netflix I was preparing.

I was preparing. No, yeah, no, it is crazy. Honestly, though, Khan,

I thought you would say the 110. So I used to live off of the 110. Oh, yeah, yeah, that one's crazy. That one's treacherous, but maybe people know that,

so they kind of like are paying full attention. Yeah. Because I know I would, like, no phone, no, not that I do that normally, but like,

I would just get on there and be like, bro, I'm about to have to go zero to 60 in 2.2 seconds because this traffic is going fast. There's no on ramp or anything like that. What's the one that's going to the like the casinos

and out that way? The one that goes like woo, side and side side and side inside inside inside inside. Which one? I'll go to what casinos? Like towards like all like the morongo and all them over there out there like oh the 60 that one's fun. When you go through the mountains and stuff like that? Yeah yeah yeah like when you have a sports car it's fine I thought the worst one or one of the worst ones

because I remember at one point the 138 pear blossom in Palmdale, Lancaster, going over there towards, like, Little Rock in Victorville was one of the most deadliest ones. Because it's, like, it's, like, super curvy. And then, like, if it's raining, you can't see that there's mad water. Oh, dear. Oh, it floods. It floods. It floods.

And then, like, there's, like, small passing lanes, you know what I'm saying? So you can't go around them. But, you know, just, man, be careful out there, Californians. We do have three of the craziest highways in the nation. So please, man, do it for your kids. Do it for your family. And stay safe out there. It should wait concrete.

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There is an NBA star who's coming to the Lakers and nobody else knows but me. What? What? You have the insight? Exclusive info. Insider information. Can we guess? Yeah, go ahead.

The ball brother, the one that everybody likes. No. No, he's playing. The Charlotte Hornets are playing great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, not him? No. It's Janice Antentecumpo, all right?

Janice, what? Janice Antecumpo. Ooh, you said it. I've been practicing all morning. Say it five times really fast. Antecumpo. Go, go, go, go. Anten tecumpo.

Antentecumpo. Okay, well, you know, he currently plays for the bucks in Milwaukee, and he's been there his whole career. They got drafted there. He became a superstar there. But earlier this year, he was looking for a trade. It didn't end up happening. The trade deadline has passed.

And there's been reports. courts recently saying that he doesn't want to come to the Lakers, but I'm here to call Cap, all right? The reasons they're saying he doesn't want to come is that he prefers the East Coast because it's closer to Greece where he's from. Stop. That's what they're saying. Okay, right?

Okay. They're also saying he misses playing with players like Drew Holiday and Chris Milton who are like role players so that he wouldn't want to play with Luca, who's another superstar, which I think is also Cap because he wanted to play with Dame Lillard and he got him, but he ended up getting hurt. It's just going to work out. But I have exclusive information, guys. How is it?

To dispel all this, all this hoot nanny. Yeah. How, how, how? I ran into Antecoompo. Oh, my God. Last month. Okay. Having dinner.

Where? Wait, okay, go, go. We're at a restaurant. Very fancy, very nice restaurant. Wait, when did you start being a server? That wasn't part of my story. No, so I was having dinner. He was having dinner right across from me.

This is no joke. This is really happening. All right, Vic. All right. When I got there, he had already been there for some time. All right. I noticed how much water was drank that, like, kept bringing them food. No, I'm telling you, I was paying attention.

What food is getting in something like that, all right? This is a player that I want to play on the Lakers, right? He was talking to his wife for four hours. Okay. Four hours. Okay. You were there four hours as well? I was there for three.

He was there for an hour before me. Okay. Okay. Why do you have a reason to talk to your wife for so long? You're trying to convince her about something. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. We were in L.A. It was All-Star weekend. He's sitting there. Don't you like the lighting. Don't you like this restaurant? We could come here all the time. Shut up.

He wasn't saying that. I was reading lips. I read lips. Oh, I read lips. I read lips. You're such a cheese. I read lips. Yeah, the plate that he ordered?

Dude, I thought you were. I thought you were. Hustling. I was reading lips. Yeah. Not even eavesdroppy. Okay, well, he was far. I couldn't go over there without seeming suss.

But I was just, I was looking across. I had my contacts on. I was like reading his lips. Okay. He wasn't drinking. So that's how I know. They were just having real talk. All right?

It wasn't drinking. Real talk? Real talk. Real drinking. He was convincing. He was trying to convince his wife to stay in L.A. to come to the Lakers next off season. What she say then?

Well, I couldn't, she was on the opposite side. I couldn't read her lips. Oh, she's just reading another way. But she wasn't nodding her head. No. This is inside information. You guys, you have to trust me. It's so inside information.

Source is trust me, bro. Trust me, bro. I also, I want to point out that I also predicted Luca Donchish coming to the Lakers years before he came. Okay. So if that means anything, all right? But yeah. I just had an idea.

I just tweeted it. I tweeted. I'll put it on Brownback Mornings. Really? You know, 22. I can't, I want to see it. You don't believe them. Swear.

I said, Luca's the future Lakers. It was like 2022. Wow. And it came true. So listen to me, guys. Janis Ante Ticumpo is coming to the Lakers. You heard it here first because he was trying to convince his wife at dinner and I was there. Oh my God.

Trust me, bro. Trust me, bro. The source is just trust me. The source is me, trust me, bro. They're crazy. All right. More brown bag. after this power 106 happy Friday you guys yeah come on come on come on come on come on what's

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