Brown Bag Mornings - 4/1/26 A Rat Likes Cheese 🐀 | Brown Bag Mornings

Episode Date: April 1, 2026

The squad helps a "mouth-breather" from New Jersey decide if he should risk a "fistfight on sight" with his snitch cousin at their best friend's funeral. Between the family drama, the crew investigate Will Ferrell's new career selling thrifted ukuleles and why Tiger Woods is pleading not guilty despite having pills in his pocket. [Edited by @iamdyre 🐭] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Rose Bowl flea market (3:46) Chisme: Tiger Woods' latest DUI accident (7:21) Rap Sheet: Cardi B's employee firing resolution (9:44) Petty Police: Angry judge kicks out IT guy (12:41) Scrolling: AI gives Mona Lisa a voice (16:31) The Weather W/ Concrete! (19:08) Homie Helpline: Jersey funeral brawl with "rat" cousin (46:01) Six Flags Tix! (49:56) Don't You Know I'm Local: World Cup update (53:58) Chisme: Lamar Odom documentary (1:02:57) Money Moves: Costco Easter: The $140 10-pound chocolate bunny (1:06:14) Studious Foo: April Fool's Gregorian calendar origin (1:10:10) Play Ball: 49ers hired Bill Nye for injuries Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey, don't make your life harder than it needs to be. You really want to type Robback mornings every single time? Nah, just hit the subscribe button, Perrito. Do it. Go! What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? All right, y'all know that I love me some Will Ferrell. Singles coming in town. I love Will Ferrell. And now I know where his spot to hang out is.

And if you like Will Ferrell, you're trying to do like a celebrity siting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. where to go. Okay. First of all, it's April 1st, pay bills. But the second Sunday of every month, yeah, you know, Khan. You just reminding me, dog. Right?

Damn. Yeah. Now, if you'll get to it. We'll get to it. As you're flexing your chain. All right. Go pon it. Second Sunday of every month,

Rose Bowl has the Rose Bowl flea market. And you go there, they have rugs, they have fancy shirts, they have antique. And antique, like, I don't know, furniture. They have jeans that like 7,000 other people wore before you. All of that. And they also have Will Farrell because apparently he's taking a little step back from acting

and is now a seller at that Rose Bowl flea market. No way. I'll buy everything. Right. I've been selling T-shirts at the Rose Bowl swap meet. No way. What are they saying? T-shirts and ukuleleys.

T-shirts that I thrift, I find them and I upsell them. So you have like a little table at the Rose Bowl? A little table. Oh. Kuletales and T-shirts. Cuteness. Bro. He's a...

What? You can't love him anymore. I love him anymore. But he also showed me that it's a scam over there, that he's upselling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, for sure. Yeah. But every time you go there, you're like, okay, I'm getting at the lowest value.

Like, I'm going there to thrift to upsell later. Only to know I'm being upsold. I mean, I respect to hustle. My sister thrifts and she does a lot of those... She does a lot of those pop-ups. Amazing. But it's... Dude, I don't care.

I want to buy a T-shirt. from Will Ferrell and a ukulele. I don't know how to play it. I don't care if his lips have been on it. Even better. I want him to hand it to me. I want somebody to take a picture. And then I'm going to frame it and be like,

Will Ferrer gave me a ukulele. He didn't give it to you about it. He bought it. Nobody has to know that. It just looks like he's handing you. Yeah, somebody take a picture from a far. I love it. I could never meet Will Ferrell.

I'll be the most annoying fan boy ever. I know way too many of his movies. Way too many quotes. I'll look at him. The little girl that. Yeah, I'll tell him, I'm going to climb on you like a sputter monkey. Like, I'll go full shaking bake. Ah, the meatlo!

I don't know what to do in my hands. I'll do all that just within the first 30 seconds and then I'll be escorted away. I got to hear him in Hollywood. He was coming out of a gym. You know, there's a big old gym in Hollywood right there off of, I think it's like, I don't know, vine or whatever. This is back like 10, 15 years ago. He was really cool. He was super, super sweaty.

And I was like, I don't care. He said, man, I'm sweating. I was like, well. I'll let him. I don't care, brother. Bringing in for the real thing. Ibrace me Very

I would have been worse I would have been worse I like that this celebrity we all agree that we treat like shaz out Oh yeah Who doesn't love Will

I love Will Ferrell And hey Now we know his spot Every second Sunday All the Mons Rolls Wolf Fleem Market We should all just Go and buy

Just search We should go dress as elves bro Yeah yeah Yeah We're here We're here We're here

We're here for We're here for We're here By the way He said He only makes a few hundred I doubt it. A few hundred, he makes money.

That's a lot of money for a flea market. No, not for that flea market. Really? Yeah, that flea market is. Oh, upskizzle? Yeah. Aftsizzle. All right.

Well, find us at the next flea market. Hell yeah. April 12th. Zooler, come here? Now what's going on? Cheese Mason with Angie. Okay, you guys, we have an update with Tiger Woods. If you guys remember this full, got into a car accident on Friday.

He flipped his car. He was speeding. He cut off a truck. And then he flipped the car and all that stuff, right? Now, he did get charged for DUI. But now apparently this fool is pleading not guilty because he's saying that, you know what? I'm not, there's no drugs in my case or anything. And not only that is he not guilty.

But he's actually rehiring his 2017 lawyer to represent him from that crash. Oh, from the other time. He was not guilty. He crashed multiple times. Yeah. Yeah. And it was the same thing that he pleaded not guilty. And then it turned out to be like a just reckless driving because he fell asleep behind the wheel.

And it's always on the verge of a comeback. Right. He was supposed to come back and play and he was training and then bam. Como he gets all hyped up. Like, yeah, let's party tonight. Party. What was the report that it was oxycodone? Hydrocodone.

Hydrocodone. Hydrocodone. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So apparently like now we're knowing more and more details about it. So apparently he, Tiger Woods told the cops that he crashed. because he looked down at his phone to change the, to adjust the radio.

And he said, like, oh, I didn't notice that traffic was stopping. That's still illegal. That's why you don't change the radio. Full, no, this fool was speeding already. He was speeding. He was trying to, like, cut off a truck. And then once he cut it off, like, that's when he lost control and flipped it over. Didn't they say he looked inebreded or they?

Yeah, the cops did say when they got in, like, when they got to the scene, like, he looked like he was on something. People's all dilated. And if I'm not mistaken, I saw that he's now getting checked into something or no? Probably rehab or something. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah, he's playing not guilty. He's just totally separate.

This is just a, I just felt like a good time to go away. But I need to check in to rehab guys. But I'm guilty. Yeah. I'm not guilty. He's not. But check this out, though, because they did find two hydrocodone pills were found in his pocket when he got arrested. Now what that is, it's actually like a severe pain medication.

Yeah. So he's pretty much saying like, you know what? I was kind of like on medication. But not a DUI, not an offer. But they were in his pocket. Okay, so is out these things? I was just going to take them later when I got home. Yeah, these things.

That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah, I see this statement for reportedly allegedly from him saying he understands the seriousness of the situation, stepping away for a period of time to seek treatment and focus on my health. This is necessary in order for me to prioritize my well-being and work towards lasting recovery. I don't know that you say that. And then also please not get that. And happen last time.

No, no, no, but like one would equal. the other, no? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe he's taking, like, driving lessons or something. I don't know. Instead of rehab. Instead of rehab. Treatment.

I don't think he'd call it. Why not just get a dog? It goes back to, you're a billionaire, buddy. Get a driver. Yes, you're right. He could get a driver, but I told you last time he says that he just wants his privacy. You can't get lit a committee with other people watching you. I get it.

That is so crazy guy. Yeah, but yeah, no, he's pleading not guilty. He's rehiring the same lawyer that represented him back in 2017. The last car accident. the one of the last accidents he had. His cars land more in the rough than his balls. I don't know what that means, but I think he's a golf term. That's a great.

That's a great golf joke, actually. Thanks, man. I appreciate every golf listener. He's like, oh, my God, banger. He needs to put his car in the fairway. He doesn't. If it's hip-hoping terms. If it's hip-hop, you know let these on.

Yeah, I go. Let these set go. A big up to Cardi B, man, because she just let us know in a new interview that she's been playing us this whole time. If you think she's stupid by the way she sounds, she loves that. Okay, check this out. What's something that people assume about you that's totally false? I like the people who just probably think that I'm like dumb or airhead or stuff like that.

I don't know, is it because of my accent, but it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, I have like this, this look. Like, it's like, yeah, I say, man, it's like I'm taking notes. I'm learning. I'm putting plants together in my head. You talking to me? And I'm taking my notes. Now, she was on a podcast called Aspire with Emma Greed.

This woman, Emma has started businesses with Kim Kardashian. She's a business entrepreneur herself. And it's really cool to see Cardi B-Talk business. It's a really long interview. But this is where she says, yeah, if you think I'm stupid, I love that for me. Because that's you underestimating me and then I'm going to have all of these months ago. And that's the street smarts in her. Yeah.

Like, that's where street smarts kicks in. Like, you can tell BS from a mile away when you have street smarts. You know what I'm saying? Now imagine this, though. She's on this platform again. This is an incredible podcast. People tapping in because one, because it's Cardi B. Also, Emma is incredible in her own right.

But then Emma asks her like a question, like, what do you need to say no to more? And Cardi B starts low-key putting her employees on notice that they're about to get fired. Check this out. What are you still learning to say no to? I feel like there's a lot of people that I got to fire. It's not not saying no, but I feel like there's a lot of people that I got a fire that I haven't fired yet. Because I have like attachment issues and a lot of love for people. But it's like, you're not benefiting me.

at all and I have to let you go or like you're making too much money off me and I have to let you go and I said that I was going to do it this year and I and I have to I have to do it imagine finding out your new year's resolution she's trying to cut you out and we're about to hit quarter one oh man I'm about to finish it right all her hand is right there I'm watching the interview like wait wait hold up is they're all behind the camera I'm like wait hold up she's getting money off you what Go get her coffee now. I know. Go get her coffee.

That's wild. So I guess we'll end up seeing who got fired. I don't know if they got questions. Like, hey, Cardi, who is the employees you want to get rid of? All right. That's the sound of the police. The petty police. You're petty.

You're just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest. Pretty and pettiest. All right, my friend, if anyone has a court date today or coming up soon I'm not going to tell you not to go

but I'm just going to tell you if you don't go what maybe do go maybe do go I don't want to advise you against a legal activity by not showing no I don't want to bench more in your name but I will warn you judges are on one why why why we just talked about the judge that told the lady that was driving like and she was like

I am and look I am a passenger she was driving and then he's like no I'm going to stick to you put all these charges on her and put that she liked to me all of that stuff right now there's a judge going viral because he had an issue with his computer right so he calls i t in like he calls the court i teen like hey there's issue red dots everywhere or something's blinking or whatever the and just as it would be as soon as you bring in the person to look at the problem the problem goes away you know like you ever have your card my stuff you take some again there's nothing wrong like there's something i don't know i used to have loki this is weird but i had i felt like something was sticking out on my

my tummy. And then I go to the doctor, try to show the doctor like, yeah, there's something that's saying. You know, it's fine. It's fine. I'm just like, I swear to God, dog. Like, when I lay down a ball kind of just rolls over. I swear I thought I was an alien or when I gave birth, they left something in there.

It was the whole thing. Anyway, go to the doctor. Nothing's wrong. Anyway, the judge is like, there's something wrong with the computer. The IT guy goes and he's like, no, it's fine. Matter of fact, starts joking about it. And the judge kicks him out of the courtroom, all right? you have to listen.

False alarm. No, it wasn't a false alarm. False negative. Don't choke around. I'm serious about this. What's happening? I can't. I understand.

I'm just saying, I can't see it. We're good. Thank you. Get out of my courtroom. Oh, get out of my courtroom. Damn. Get out. Get out of my presence, you peasant.

Yes, he goes and he's like, hey, false alarm. It's not a false alarm. Look. False alarm. No, it wasn't a false alarm. False negative. It's the little. serious about this.

What's happening? I can't. I understand. I'm just saying I can't see it. We're good. Thank you. Get out of my courtroom. I don't know.

Something is messing with judges today. Nowadays. They're in a bad mood. And you don't want to be the person that they take their petty out on. Hell no. At all. What the hell? What the hell?

So IT. IT people watch out for real. They need to fix that thorn in his side because he's, man. Go and tell him. Go and tell him. I'm good. I'm good. Go and tell him.

I'm good. I'd rather not. All right. your honor. Imagine everybody else waiting for their court cases to be heard after that. Oh, hell no. Yeah, I was here to fight the ticket, but give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, I'll just turn myself in. All right, let's get into some scrolling.

Scrolling with all me. I'm about to go back to the year at 1503 if this is what the women sound like back in the days, all right? AI made this famous painting come to life and gave it a voice, but the voice is super hot. The Mona Lisa. Oh, my... So the very famous Mona Lisa painting by Da Vinci. Mm-hmm.

Somebody threw it in AI and said, this is what Mona Lisa would sound like if she could talk. If she could talk. And this is what it said. Goodjourno. I'm Lisa. Molié de Francesco. Del Jocondo.

DiGiorentz. The maestro Leonardo me asked to restar firm. But it's a lot of difficult. Yeah, she does sound hot. She looks. He sounds a little hot. What happened to her defichole? What was that?

No. about her master. Play it again, really? Play it again. Good. I'm Lisa, mollia of Francesco Del Jocondo,

of Fierence. The maestro Leonardo me has asked to restar firm, but it's difficult

not sorrider. Wow. Yeah, just call this number and you do. It makes Mona Lisa smile. She would kill it. That's nice.

Yeah, on the party line, she would kill it, bro. She would kill it. Yeah, that's all. Like, damn. This is what they sell me back

in the day. Oh, good. Because she's from Italy, and they put, like, what would an Italian woman with the tone and accent sound like if it was in the 1500s? Mm-hmm. It's like... He just went to sleep with it. It's a lot different from now, huh?

Now I was like, hey, what the hell are you talking about here? Oh, but it's her. What are you talking about it here? Where's my cockies. And then you had a little sexy music to the background It just makes it sexier. Now it's a lot different. Now they talk like Snooky.

And how did Leonardo da Vinci sound? Like Super Mario or what? It's a me. Leonardo da Vinci. The girl sounds to the fools. Just, oh, no, into America. That's so crazy. I didn't know.

Like people are misusing AI. Why do we need to know what Mona Lisa sounds like? Because the next step is like now they're going to want to know what Mona Lisa moans like. And that's just too far. Nobody said that. Nobody said that. Nobody said that. Nobody thought that.

No, someone did. Vic, you did. Two days in a row. Yeah. Yeah, yesterday you were dribbling. Oh, calient. I'm going to do with all week. Hey, Vic.

Dribbling. Hand gesture, Vic. Did your girl see that real, by the way? She did, I showed it to her. What did she think? She said the same thing that Con's girl says. Did you have to do all that? Did you have to?

Yeah, I know it's good, huh? You know you've gone too far when your girl's like, really? Yeah. Was that necessary? Was that appropriate? My mom's watching. Think about the kids, our kids when they're in the car. And I'm just like, damn.

That part. Yeah. And here I go. By the way, speaking of scrolling, go look it up. Roundback Morning's 106 on Instagram to see the hand gesture we're talking about. Yeah, that was wild. But thank you for that, showing us how Mona Lisa sounds. Play one more time?

Yeah. Goodjourno. I'm Lisa. Molié de Francesco. Del Jocondo. Di Cirentz. The maestro L'Ewanardo me has asked to restar firm.

But it's a thing difficult, not sorridder. That's crazy. And that's how Lamar Oldham got to the Bunny Ranch. It's a new doc. It is. It came out already. What is that?

You'll see, you'll see. You don't, no, you will not see. Maybe Vic has seen. Okay. The bunny ranch? Of course you do. Oh, that, no. No, no.

Let's get to the weather. And now, the weather. Oh, hell the dog. With concrete storm. Peritos, it is going down for the weather. Wednesday, April 1st, and all this is real. Perritos. First, we check the view in the city of La Mirada.

I'm going to hit you with my stick and take out the candy like a piñata. 71 and 51 and 58 degrees, 45% chance of rain. What? Is that you moaning? Talking about sticks, piñas. I know, but I'm. six so it doesn't sound right when that moment. You sound the same.

And what do you mean? This is true. The other ones haven't been? Yes. Well, I don't want people to think that this is not true because it's April 1st and it's Oh yeah. We can't talk about that. You know what I'm saying?

Don't talk about that. Next, I tried to holler at the showty all in the city of Mentone. That perfume be wearing, baby. Got me all Manson. What? What city? Mentone. Mentone.

67 degrees and 53 at night. Menson. With 57% percent. 57% chance of rain. Now we throw on a sweater in the city of Pico Rivera. I swear today, Perro, doesn't feel like primavera because it's a little rainy out there. Yeah, it rains in spring. Does it?

Yeah, April showers bring me flowers. That's how you get flowers out here. I don't know. I barely woke up. 58 degrees, 71, 505. That's 45 chance of rain. Last thing we hit the exit pump in the city of Blythe, because last thing you want to do here is spend the, what? I love it when he reacts to

Before he says it Because that wasn't supposed Say it What is to say? No, it's because I love it We don't go a run through of this Lastly we hit the exit

And pump gas in the city of Blythe Because the last thing you want to do There is spend the night That's not bad It's not just that I read it wrong I read it too bad You know It's gonna be 83 and 64 degrees there guys

Oh it's gonna be hot there Yeah And tomorrow's weather overall, guys, tuning at 715 to find out. Tomorrow when it's already whether it's not to be raining anymore. It's going to be in the high 70s

tomorrow. It's going to be chilly. High 70s in some places. Low 70s and other places. Did it rain while you were horseback riding? It didn't. It didn't. Thank goodness. It was probably like the best day to go.

You guys been a horseback riding yesterday? Yeah, it was great. I told you. That's why I needed the tomorrow weather. Wow. Yeah, it was a great time. It was. It was fun.

My name's Concrete. I'm here from Brownlee mornings. I'm proud of 16 today. That's cool. Today. Where are you at tomorrow? Back here again tomorrow. Who knows?

Who knows? I'm feeling sick. I can already feel it. You sound the same. Thanks, Codin. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need a line.

I mean, phone line. We've got you for. The homie help line. AJ needs our help. AJ hit us up and said hello brown bag my name is a j from new jersey oh hey from new jersey so i need you help a j do sound like that oh what are you doing hey oh hey j hey hello ill what are you doing am i on yes what are you doing nothing i was just waiting why you're doing why you're

breathing hard of Vicks. Sorry, it's because I'm sick. I'm breathing through my mouth. It's breathing through his mouth, huh? It's breathing through his mouth. He doesn't sound like you guys are talking. But he had one of his closest names, close friends' name is Pauley. Yeah.

And she got a problem. We need to help him, all right? All right, let me go through the story. Yeah, please, but do it right because it can be allergic to New Jersey accents. He's sneaking up a storm over there. He said, Hello, Bramble. He said, hello, Brownback.

My name is AJ from New Jersey. So I need your help. On Wednesday, one of my closest friends, Polly passed away. It hit me hard. He was a kind soul. We played football together in high school. We were like brothers. Like brothers.

Like brothers. Polly. His cousin Mike and I. Me and Mike were super close. That was my right hand, my best friend. We started working together. We worked for the Parks Department, and he wanted to move up the ladder. and became the shop snitch.

He started saying I would take longer breaks than I was supposed to, and eventually after all his snitching, I was fired. So was that that guy, yeah? Every time you do a New Jersey? Constitius, are you okay? He's allergic to bad accents. Okay, my bad. All right.

He said it was on site whenever we saw each other. After fighting him several times when we ran into each other, I reached a point in my life where I was done with the drama, so I tried apologizing and being the bigger man, but he said, F that, it's on sight, and his little posse had the same feeling. I don't want to run into that issue again, especially at a funeral. At the same time, though, I'm not a punk dog, so I'm not going to let them try something and me not do anything. Do you think it's better if I pay my respects to Polly after his burial, or do I just say, F it and go to the funeral. You air that thing out, bro.

The funeral? What? What? Jeez. All right, what you got to do first? Go down to the deli, all right? Get yourself a chopped cheese. Oh, my God.

Let him, let him. Can you start sneezing so he stops cheese? Can you just pretend sneaker? And you pull it to your buddy's funeral, all right? I'm allergic to. As for Pauley, tell him you got a problem. Nobody's enjoying me on this, sir? I'm just listening.

I thought it was good. I thought it was good. I was going to let you drown right there. Oh, by you. I thought it was good, Greg. Of course you did. Probably what's you guys now too. You're all getting concrete shoes.

So what is happening? His homie passed away, but he beeps it with someone else is going to be at the funeral? He beeps it with his cousin. Of the guy that passed away, Polly. And y'all can't just put your eagles aside and just go to his funeral?

He said, no, it's on site. They fight every time. The whole posse, too. Every single time. I have family that beefs it, and at a funeral, it's wild. Really? No, it's not wild.

It's like, they, no, they beef it. They just go in at separate times. Oh, wow. Everyone knows the ones, the deals that don't get along. We go view a martito on a separate time. Yes, yes.

Walk out of the aisle and the separate aisle, then they're, like, it's possible. It's high emotion, though. Yeah, I know. I've been there. Cry. Yeah. That's all.

Saludar our abuelita at different times. All of that. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. It's your culp,

Mama. Me de money. It's that Mada de reno. Yeah. And no put nothing

to the funeral. Yeah. I paid for all. I paid for all. Wow. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

To the Yeah. Okay. AJ. Yes. AJ. Talk to us, brother.

What's going on with this guy? Polly. Oh, Bolly's the one that passed away. Yeah. Mike. Mike,

Mike, we used to be really close. What's going on with this guy, Polly? Well, he's losing. Hey, let you say, how Polly doing right now? He's there. He's there. Come on. My bad, dog.

What's the old Polly? Heaven. All right. Mike is a lot. Mike. Mike. No, I know. That's what I'm saying.

I'm answering like. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yo, O'le. AJ. Yeah, so me and Mike were like close friends since like freshman year at high school. That's what we met. And like throughout like the whole entire time, we were like closed brothers. We've been through a lot of stuff, you know.

So after that, when we started working together is when they told us, oh, they're, because we used to be seasonal workers for the parks department. So when they were like, they hired 15 of us, they were like, we're only going to keep fights. That's where he completely changed. when he started, you know, basically eliminating everybody so he could be one of the five. The cousin. Mike.

Mike. Mike, yeah. They were all close until at work. It was like, hey, we got to narrow down the team. Then he started getting cutthroat so that he could be part like. He started eliminating the park ranger. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, so after he told on me, because it was like a day,

it was like 103 degrees out and we were cutting grass. Oh, dang. And I was like, no, I was. I'm going to, you know, take a longer break because, you know, I'm all sweating and dying out here. And he took a picture, sent it to our boss. And he was like, hey, look, he's taking a longer break than all the rest of us. Damn.

So then I got, like, oh, that same day, I got called into the office. They were like, hey, you were not doing what you're supposed to do. You were taking longer breaks than everybody. And that was true. That was true. But it's the fact that your homie snitching. That was his boy. That was his brother.

No, I know, but it's the fact that he read. And there was, but there was, but there was, like five other people around me, but he only focused the camera on me since I was the only seasonal worker. Dang. Oh. So I was like, go that day.

I was like, all right. So I, like, when I saw him after work, I was like, what's up? I was like,

why you do that? He was like, oh, that wasn't me. And I was, no, it was right there when we started throwing hands. Oh,

so you got. Wow. Right at the park? Yeah. Right in the parking lot, we threw hands. Respect. So,

uh, after that is when our friends were like, what happened, you know, because he started writing all that stuff on Facebook about me. Oh, God. And then I was like, oh, I was like, hey, dealing with this. Like what? What did he write? Oh, he was like, oh, that boy a clown.

He was saying some other stuff. I can't say on radio. Okay. You know. So I got annoyed with it. So our group of friends were like, oh, what's going on? Because we had the same group of friends. And I told him my side, he told him his side.

And they were like, oh, no, F him. You know, he'll rat. Like, you show me doing your boy like that overwork and stuff. So our groups started dividing. Like some friends had his back, others had my back. And then one day we went to a TGI Friday and we were both there. God forbid you fight at TGI Friday. Oh, the dollaritas.

Dolleritas? Did you have a new job at the time or you were still unemployed? I was still unemployed because it was like two weeks after it happened. We saw each other at the Friday. Fresh. Here I am. I need my cheese sticks. He's walking in.

And guess who walks in? Here I yeah. I meet my chicken tortilla soup. AJ sounds so regular. AJ, and then what happened? Oh, and then one of my friends was like, oh, it smells like a rat in here. Oh. Barred.

It's not my soup. And then the funny part was he was eating mozzarella sticks. So one of my other friends was, Like, oh, of course the rat likes cheese. What did I just say? Oh. So then it was like little shots were thrown back and forth. Okay, did he say anything back?

He was just laughing. But the part that was worse is that we started like cursing at one and other over the bar. Okay. The next thing I know is one of the bar stools flies over on our side. Oh, the TGIF Fridays. Man, this is like the movie The Departed. So we do, we still fist. there too.

Wow. And then that was it. That was when I was like, you know what? I'm not doing this stupid. I'm fighting for a job. Right. So I just completely like ignored him. I will avoid places.

I know he will go. And I just didn't talk to him for like, it's been 10 years. Oh, wow. And then I was like, you know, this is stupid. I know he got, eventually got fired from that job. So this happened in 2016?

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, he's a deal. He never gets a lot. This is. How old are you? At that time, I was 20. Okay.

So then three years ago, I was like, you know what? This is stupid. I know he got, ended up getting fired from that job. I thought it's stupid. We're both fighting over a job. We were not even working at anymore. Right. And he became a father and everything.

So I was like, he probably matured. I reached out. I saw him on Instagram. So I reached out. I was like, hey, man. I was like, this is stupid. Let's be better, you know, let's be mad and, you know, just end this.

I know. It's been 10 years, I've been to TGA Fridays, man. I want to go back. I want to go back. I'd be going to freaking Chili, man. They don't have a dollarita. They don't got no dollarita. You know a little Carol sucks, brother.

And then what happened? Go ahead, Eddie. So I reached out and I was like, hey, man. I was like, let's end this. I don't want to do it anymore. I was like, it's stupid. And he was just like, no, I'll F you. Oh.

Still 10 years later? 10 years later. And I was like, so I was like, seriously? I was like, you still want this? And he was like, no, because he was like, it's about respect. I was like, dog, it's been 10 years. Like, get over it already. Yeah.

So I was like, all right, whatever, man. I was like, you live with that. I was like, I was like, I'm, I'm, I apologize. I was like, you live with that. You know, gone with the rest of your life. But he did you dirty.

Yeah. So what is he mad about? Did you win the fights? Is that why he's mad? Some of him will lose, you know. Yeah. So then what is he mad about? On his end, what is he like,

no, I can't trust AJ because what? I honestly don't. I wouldn't talk bad about him. I would just say he just snitched on me. I would tell everybody, oh, he snitched on me. That was it.

Oh, so everybody. Oh, yeah, on his jacket. Yeah, now everybody says he's a rat. You know, you know, Mike is a rat. I think it's that everybody's like, oh, you know, he's a rat and everything. He is. Do you, is there a possibility that he didn't send the picture that he was telling the truth when he told you that it wasn't him? Hmm.

I don't think so. He was the only one. In that, him and the other guy that was driving were the only two in the car. Okay. So what if it was the other guy? God, this whole time, dude. And this whole time you called him a snitch and he told you it wasn't me. You got the wrong guy, man.

Well, I apologize. So he could have told me like, Yeah, after you put snitch on his name. Oh, so he didn't do it. But he never was like, hey, it wasn't me. It was the other dude. He was just like. Because he wasn't no snitch.

Because he wasn't no snitch, dog. Wow. And you put snitch on his name when he didn't snitch. Oh, yeah. Okay. And so then Polly dies. You know what, Doug? So what's going?

So how did. Yeah, where's Polly? Well, how does Polly in all this, brother? No, we need to know the story. Don't ask. No, I'm saying like how we passed away. Oh, okay, okay, okay. I just want to know, like, where is that?

Oh, okay, okay. He committed suicide. Okay, that's not what I asked. We were trying to avoid that, my guy. I was going to ask, like, where does he play into this dynamic? It's because he's his cousin. And we were, you know, same thing, we had the same relationship, but he would never got involved in our beef.

And he was like, you know, same thing. stupid. You guys are eventually going to get over it. You guys are like brothers. So he didn't want to get involved. So when they told me like, oh, Pauli passed away, I was like, you know, I want to go to the funeral. But I was like, I don't know how he's going to react.

Because, you know, when people, you know, it's a death, everybody's emotions are high and everything. You put a snitch on his name. He'll get over that. He'll get over that. He'll get over that. He could be, he'll be, he could build a

He'll get over it. He can build a bridge. He literally hasn't, bro. He hasn't. He hasn't. He's been 10 years. Maybe while the real snitch is just like Scott free.

Yeah. Like nothing. Okay. So you're wondering if you should go to the funeral. Go ahead. Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead. Oh, because I saw his father.

I saw Pauli's father over the weekend. And he hugged me and everything. He was like, oh, I hope I see you there on the night. I was like, I want all Paulie's old teammates there. And I was like, yeah, I was like, I'll go. But I didn't, I didn't want to bring it up because that I would start getting emotional or anything. So I just left it. And then I have my friends who are like, oh, just go, just go at the end, you know, when everybody's leaving.

Because I wasn't even thinking, I was like, I'll just, you know, wait until it's basically empty. And then I'll go, you know, pay my respect. But I don't know if he's going to just stay there or, you know, I don't want to run into him. Yeah, because the last thing I want is us to go at it. If he was still not over it, then we knock over to casket or something. Your home home he falls out? No. Hey, move some furniture around, big dog.

Move some furniture around. You guys like fighting in parking lots? There's nothing wrong with that. And then somebody's like, oh, he moves zombies. So, you know, everybody's like. Who said what? No. Wait, hold on.

Let him talk. Who said what now? Like, don't. Bernie? Yeah, you're trying to make a dark joke. Sorry. Yeah, you're trying to make a dark joke. What are you guys doing?

Guys, not here, not at my funeral. So, yeah, I don't give someone a... I take this to TGI Friday. I have some freaking respect around here. I'm dying. I'm dead. I'm dead. Can a guy die in peace here?

Can a guy have a viewing in peace of here? The funny part is none of us are Italian. I knew it. Wait, what are you? What are you? What are you? I'm Mexico. What?

Y'all couldn't tell? No. You can't tell. No, the way he said stupid. It just kind of threw me off it. Really? No. I'm just trying to be at TGF. I mean.

Say stupid. It sounds different. And then... Okay, let's help him. Let's help him. There, there. No more. Yeah, Kaganzenze.

818. 52059. Help out AJ. Should he go to the funeral of his homie, Polly? The Mortito. So says Kahn. Because he beefs it with Polly's cousin,

Mike. All right, he put snitch allegations on Mike because he got fired. He's a wreck. He's a break for too long. It could have been Mike. It could have been someone else. No, it had to be Mike. It was Mike.

And AJ's mine. Okay, it's been 10 years. But they've squabbled up different times over this, right? Right, AJ? About how many fist fights do you think you've gotten into with him? Three? Three. Wow.

So it's clearly an option. It's clearly a possibility that they could get like Amanassos over there in the funeral. Yeah. All right. Let's go. Oh, my God. Jesus. Seta?

Seta? Seta? Captain Zeta, Joe. Zeta? What's up, Zeta? Is it Zeta? Is it Zeta? Hello?

Hello? I'm sorry, before I start right now, I got to say, when we were at the ice cream giveaway with Greg. Yeah. My homie, Louie bags in the car was the one taking all the pictures and stuff. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I had to give him a shout out. He won't have.

me to give him a shout out. Both things were fade. I ate in the morning? Crazy boys. I ate in the morning. What were you guys on? Damn, that early? Are you on one?

You're on it right now, aren't you? Yeah. You sound like one of those. Oh, no, no, no. Hold on, dog. We're in the Homey Health Plan right now. Power 106, number one for hip-hop in Recita. Shout out so the perritos in Reseda.

Yeah, I got a big demo, but let's. Let's go to our guy. Wait, you didn't even correct me. Is it Zeta or Zeta? Qua is. Okay, so with the whole situation... What's your name? Your name?

He's drunk. He's faded. What's your name? Hello? What's the name? Okay. Also, so the whole situation with AJ is... Hey, Perito.

Hold on. Everybody's settled down. Perrito, Perito. Perito. What's your name? Zeta. Okay, got it. Okay, netta, zeta.

Okay. Okay, can you guys hear me? Yes, we can. Yeah, but I want to know. Oh, he's high. Are you high right now? Hey, man, that's my business. Tell you, they were friends.

Lake and Bay, huh? All right. Talk to us, brother. Okay, so me and my homie right here have gotten into fistful a couple times. Oh, all right, all right. And kind of a similar situation, not with a job or anything, but just, you know, just life and getting mad at each other. Okay.

All it took was for us to just meet face to face and just say both sides, I'm sorry, give each other a hug. A hug goes a long way. I know a lot of dudes don't like to give hugs and stuff, but when it's really your home like that, give him a hug if he doesn't want to reconcile or whatever that's okay yeah but what if your homie said screw that

yeah because it took both of you to be down for the I'm sorry it seems like AJ tried and Mike was like nah it's respect bro on sight next time on sis no so okay so my next point is I think he should

go to the funeral and if he if the homie Mike doesn't want to you know mess with him that's okay they can keep their distance if Mike is the one tripping, then that's on him. But the homie can go to his other homie's funeral, and that's just respect for his homie.

If Mike wants to start tripping, then, I mean, that's on him. Then air it out. AJ doesn't have to fight. He can just go there to be supportive for his homey. And me personally, I've lost a lot of friends this year, and I wouldn't let some, random from 10 years ago stopped me from going to my homie's funeral.

Yeah. You know what I mean? So, I mean, that's all I got to say pretty much. I mean, I say go to the funeral. Yeah. All right. Don't cause a problem. Don't cause a fight.

But go to the funeral, you know, because you should be there. It's not on him, essentially. One of your friends. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Zeta. Thank you. Thank you.

Of course. That's what I got to say. Thank you for having me on. He brought the knowledge. He did. He's so high. Hey, so go. And my next point is going to be the same one I just said.

Jose. Jose, good morning, Jose in Hollywood. What's so, Jose? Hey, good morning. How are y'all doing? Jose, talk to us. What would you tell AJ? AJ's wondering if he should go to his friend's funeral.

His friend's cousin and AJ have gotten at least three fights within the past 10 years. over some snitching allegations when it comes to work. Mike got fired because of it. Excuse me, AJ got fired because of it. Blames Mike. Mike is like, I didn't snitch on you. So both of them have their own reasons for beefing it. He's wondering, if I go, will there be another fight?

We've squabbled three times, including out of Chili's. I mean, TGI Friday. So nothing is sacred, essentially, for them and their fights. He wants to know what he should do. What's the fight record? That's all I got to know, Doc. He's down. He's got to even that out.

Jesus. Hold on. That is a good question. Hey, bro, what's the fight record out of the three fights, AJ? One-one-one-one. Wait, yeah, there's three that happened. Okay. Oh, okay.

What? You won, he won, and it was a draw. Any knockouts? You got a referee? Sounds like it. What did the draw look like? Is the draw really a win on his end, but you don't want to call it? That's because everybody jumped in, so.

Oh, that was like a whole brawl. Was that the TGI Fridays? Yeah, that was T. Yeah, you can't really. I'm wondering, if you're the other full, would you want to be up? Would you not like that it's tied? All right, Jose, you got the record already. 1-1-1.

Yeah, yeah. You got to go, dog. And if he wants to, you better serve his ass. Okay. Avoid confrontation at all costs because, you know, you got to respect your homie. And especially if you got the blessing from his dad, bro, you got to go, bro. Because that means you were close with the family and, like, you know, That's how it is.

I've also lost a lot of family and a lot of friends. And that's the last time we're going to see him, bro. You've got to send them off right and let them know you love them. And you know what I mean? That's kind of how you know how you live your life, boy, who showed them to your funeral. One last fight for your homie. No. He wanted them to get along.

Yeah. The homie that passed away probably wanted them to get along. Angie and Huntington Park, Angie, we're talking to our guy, AJ. AJ wants to know if he should go to the funeral or maybe attend later on in the funeral or not even go. of his homie Polly that passed away. Polly's cousin and AJ they beef it. They fought three times.

It's snitching stuff. It's work stuff. And even though he's tried to like fix things, it's not fixable, it seems. So he's wondering, this is going to be the next time I see him, the last time we saw each other we fought, will we fight again? Angie, what's up? Hi, good-sia.

Good morning. Talk to us, mamasita. I just want. up so I'm barely getting the context but I think I think he needs to go they need to go I have speaking from personal experience I'm a widow and my husband he just he but not recently almost three years ago but for his funeral that he had cousins he was a little bad boy so he had his little click and there was there was his cousins with other of his friends I were from separate cruise, we'll say.

And they squashed it that day, just for the day. They squashed it. They were all, you know, respectful and cordial and respect to my husband. Everybody got along with him, even though there was beef between. But yeah, they need a go. They need to go. Okay. And what happened?

I know, Angie. No, everything was good. Everything was good. All right. All right. Angie, who's the ones that you knew, like, hey, these fools? hate each other, it's rivals, they'll fight, but like they kept...

I knew it was one of my my husband's best friends with one of my husband's best cousins and they... Oh, that sucks. I think they got down to... But you know, they both carried my husband's casket.

Oh, wow. The only thing is that they said, I'm not going to wear the t-shirt, the t-shirt with his face because on the back they had his crew. Oh, okay.

I'm not going to wear that because I was a biker? No, I'm not a biker, no. Okay. No. He's a gang member. Oh, yeah, they need a book. Pretty cut and dry there, brother.

You didn't catch that. I even got it. I even got it. I was the main head, too. Yeah. You know, let it wear the t-shirt is in. Chalee. Don't look at me, little poop.

Yeah. So they were the pallbearers They were able to To do that for him Yeah they did that for him Nice For the one who passed away They showed their respect

Yeah They squashed all the extras All the things that happened Yeah they put their day Put their day Let's get it on Yeah That's all

Thank you so much See you have to You show respect Yeah you put that aside Just for the day Just for the day The next day I could just see them on both sides

of the casket and just like pushing on. Yeah, no. The next day I'm going to put you on a t-shirt as soon. No. No. You're done. What size are you?

We're both going to be on t-shirts. Mine's going to say free me. Oh. Yours is going to say RIP? Oh. Wow. That's do, that way. AJ, go to the funeral.

Don't be a P-word. All right. AJ, I know you hear me. Hey, mouth breather. Go to the funeral, fool. Go. All right, I'll go. That's it?

Update us. Let us know, yeah. We did it. We actually helped somebody today. We actually helped somebody today. Tickets to go to Six Flags Magic Mountain. Good morning. Buenos days.

To you and you, and you, and you also, me send a salutes to your mama, okay? At your mommy. I have to do that because concrete, it's in his head already that I do it. Yeah, and when you don't do it. I can't let you down. I feel weird after that. I'm not going to let you down my friend. I'm not going to let you down ever again, my friend.

Okay, we have these tickets to go to Six Eyes Mademal. We got a family four pack of tickets or a friend four pack of tickets or a Hootie four pack of tickets or a F-Boy four-pack of tickets for Gregory. We have these tickets and they are up for grabs right now. Yuliana and Lake Forest wants Vic to play. Let's go, Juliana. Greg, you play yesterday? Yeah. You gave me Looney Tunes, which is like not my.

era. What about us? Yeah. No, it's not you. You're not playing. You're not playing. What about us? We are going to be judges. Sit back and enjoy the show.

Can someone call in and have concrete play? You got another pack of tickets. So just call in and say you want to con. Yeah. Gio and noho is saying no to Vic. Vic thinks you're not going to get this. All right. No hope.

Okay. So we're going to put a timer on the board and it's just like yesterday. I'm going to give you a subject and you're going to list me things. you're going to list me things, okay? All right. All right, Vic. In 10 seconds. Name me five D.C.

Charters go. Flash, Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern. Keep going. Lex Luther. Yeah. Okay, just in case, because I couldn't find Flash, but he's right here. That was really good, yeah. Wow.

I'm locked in. I locked in. And congrats to Yuliana. Juliana. Thank you so much. Oh, you're welcome so much. Don't worry about it. Hey, you're very welcome.

Why are you talking to girls? Why are you telling a girl thank you? The Fantastic Four would have took a four off the jump. That's Marvel. That's not. No, it's not. This is what? The Fantastic Four is DC.

Y'all are tripping. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Y'all are tripping. Are you thinking of the Wonder Twins? No, that's me. That's it. That's the girls. It is Marvel

Yeah, come on, man Yesterday, who did you say? I'm not throw you off there. You said Roger Rabbit. You gave me freaking Looting to his character. No, we asked him. He doesn't even have a family.

It's just him. He's Toon Town. But he's in Toontown. Yeah, you were thinking of Toon Town. Roger Rabbit is. Oh. All right. He's a Joker or two.

Okay, we have a concrete. McKay and Monrovia wants you to play. Okay, let's go. I'm excited now. Yes, I'm very excited. Okay. Okay. Okay, and then also Sal in Westminster.

Say is going against you. Westminster. Westminster. Yep. Okay, concrete. Let's go. It's spring time. It's spring.

Okay. Are you ready? Okay. Ten seconds. Dude, come on. Names five. Five. Five.

Five. That held up and sit down. Oh, ten seconds. Five different names of flowers go. Lilies. Roses. Uh. There's so many.

Come on. Oh, my. Oh, damn. Great sex. Daisy. Tulubs. Tulips. Named a bunch of girl names.

Sarnation. You know what it is? When they put you in the grinder, whoa. You grind. Sunflower. You're all grinder? Crazy.

Whoa. It's just, you know, like once you're in it, it gets really scary. I don't know. Vic did it. I closed my eyes. I locked you and close my eyes too. Okay. So, Sal, you're going.

Congratulations. Sal, somebody's got to go on. Yeah, yeah. Heck yeah. Heck yeah. That's very exciting stuff. Enjoy that, brother. What's up?

This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Okay, for all of us, ready to see the World Cup come to Seoul Fight Stadium. They have just announced the matches that will be taking place at the stadium. and some might make you a little bit afraid. Why? Why?

The state of our world right now. All right, so the first game is going to be June 12th. All right. Let's all get our calendars out. It's USA versus Paraguay. Paraguay. All right, that's happening at Sofai Stadium. June 15th, Iran versus New Zealand in Sofi Stadium.

All right. We'll send it. Why? What? I don't know, because you. Do you remember they were threatening to supposedly allegedly. Then why are they playing in our stadium? No, the FBI said reportedly allegedly that something wasn't going to happen out here in the West.

Our stadium, not yours. And now we're like fearmongered and all of that. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Okay. We do have a very big community and population of people from Iran out here because they are immigrants and they should be allowed in this country. If we win, does gas go down? That was Vic again and that's how we're sending Vic.

Yep. Okay, June 18th is Switzerland versus Bosnia. All right. June 21st, Belgium versus Iran again. Wait, Switzerland's playing? Yeah. What? They never get involved.

They never get involved. There's other stadiums, babe. There's other stadiums in the whole country. They can play at Kennedy High School at the seat? This is the one that's happening in, at 05, bro. Yeah, they just let us know. USA and Turkey is going down June 25th. Haven't they been facing each other, no?

USA and Turkey? No? I don't know. No. Guy Tevi. Yeah. But yeah, these are the matches that are set and stone coming our way. You know, these tickets are very, very sought out for.

Yeah. That's it. Why is everybody looking at all scared now? Because that Iran's going to be playing at SoFi Stadium? No, but okay. In all seriousness, okay, wait, in all seriousness, just imagine, like, how prideful, like, Iran must be. You know, with everything going on in the world,

world, like how they're going to be like going that much harder because it means so much more to them. For us, yeah, it's a game we want to win, of course. Yeah. But for them, it's like there's a bunch of stuff happening in their country right now. And it's like they want to win more than anybody. We want to win too. Of course, but we already win, you know.

We could win more? Of course. I just do think it is a trip like with the World Cup and with the Olympics that there's actual conflicts within these countries and then it's like, but let's put it aside for soccer. For sport? I know. Which is a, it's just a real, like a mind-ed.

I think that's how wars should be handled. Soccer games? Sports? Yes. Versus like deadly. Or like two boxers. One from Iran. One from here.

They go 12 rounds. It should be that way, but a country won't want to lose that way. A country will want to win that way. But let's say, like in your theory, our boxer loses. We're going to be upset. We're going to put knives in that boxer's gloves or something. Like, it's going to be, it won't be even. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. Two guys in the middle. Okay. And they already put, yeah, yeah, yeah. Peter, stay out. Yeah. I think that's late. Yeah.

It's just a, it's a trip. And I ran, it did take I ran a lot because I think USA was trying to get them out of the World Cup. Or like making it hard for them to come here. Because you're coming on to the USA soil while there's a legit conflict. Yeah. I know. Yeah, maybe not just one guy. Maybe like 10 guys versus 10 guys.

That's called. Why not just one military versus another military? Oh, God. Oh, so warm. So hard. Even the playing field, everyone gets their own ammunition. Yeah, never mind. Yeah, you just stop it.

Just keep it how it is. Thanks, Khan. Thanks, guys. Zool, come here? Now what's going on? Cheesemation with Angie. Okay. Lamar Odom has a new Netflix documentary called Untold

the death and life of Lamar Odom. It's actually out right now. It came out yesterday. And Chloe, which is his ex, they were together for, what, seven years? Chloe Kardashian. She was part of the documentary, right? And in it, she's, like, opening up about the time

like when they were, like, struggling with their marriage, how, like, his drug addiction was really emotional, like, it was an emotional strain on her, right? And so she recalls his one moment. If you guys remember, back in, like, 2015, he had a really bad relapse. Like he was found unconscious out in Vegas because he was drugs out. Yeah.

He was dead. Yeah, he was in coma. So she's opening up about that saying like pretty much like at that time, they were not in the best of terms like she was going to file for divorce and things like that. But she put his, her whole life and pause to take care of him. And she found him doing something that made her want to punch him. Listen. I remember stopping by the house.

And I smell. I remember slowly tiptoeing up to stairs. He was in his bedroom, sitting on the edge of the bed, smoking, crack. And I just punched him in his face. Crazy. Yeah. But after watching it, I don't know what was crack. Yeah.

After watching it, you kind of understand because she like put him up in a house. She did. She like did the most for him. He was playing like he was more incapacitated than he was after what he went through. So the timeline is pretty. crappy for her. The stuff that gets told in that documentary, she used to go to hotel rooms where he was clearly cheating on her with other women. Yeah. Right? She used to go to those hotel rooms and clean up all the remnants of his drug use because he knew the cleaning staff, she knew the cleaning staff

could sell that story. What? So she would go clean up after him. She's like, I was an enabler without knowing I was enabling. I just thought I was making sure the public doesn't see. She was keeping his image clean. Yes. Yeah. And then she, they did an intervention and they told her, go in, there and tell him if he doesn't go to treatment for three months you're going to divorce him so she does that and he's like all right give me the papers let's get divorced and she don't want to get divorced bluffed he bluff and then after that is when he got he went to that ranch yeah that the brothal the love ranch yeah he had taken like 12 erectile it's a 12 rhinos yeah not rhinos but like like rhinos 12 of them apparently you're only supposed to have one and then did drugs on top of that

foaming out the mouth, all of that, going to jail, going to a coma. She takes away like that. She petitioned for divorce, clearly because of the intervention, took it out, then got with him, put him up in an Airbnb or something. Yeah, near her house. He was acting like he couldn't talk, and he was acting like he couldn't move. She shows up, he's smoking. Yeah.

The whole time he could talk. So that's in the way. Oh, my God. So then she's like, get out of here. Yeah. That was like, that's why I'm like, I get it. I don't even think anybody was like, no, that doesn't deserve it. No, you deserve for faking like your worst.

Not tomorrow and I can't believe it. No, I know, but just for the fact that she completely put her life on hold. Yeah. She's a busy person. She makes money, you know, any one of us putting our life on hold for four months is insane. You know what I'm saying? Loving him so much. He's cheating on her, doing drugs, all of this.

You would do anything for the person you love. Yeah, and she was covering it up. Covering it all up at the time. That's insane. Yeah. And so in the documentary, she's talking how frustrated she was. was when she did find him doing that. I just put my life on hold to take care of you.

How did you get this? You can't talk? Well, lo and behold, he had a phone. He was better than I knew. He was playing me so I can continue this lifestyle for him. That sucks. And he's part of the dog, too. He's like, yeah, I just want to get high.

Yeah. He's in the dog too saying his stuff too. Yeah. Jesus. He told the first day he met her, yeah, I just wanted to F. Yeah, he said that. Then he even made it seem like he wasn't even really like with her for the right reasons. Yes, I just want to be famous.

I feel like if I married her, I would become A-List. That's why they got married in 30 days. It was, bro. That's crazy because he is A-List. He's the top. Before that, he felt he wasn't. But that's the psyche of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Even though you are the fact that he felt that he wasn't. Dude, there's only 400 positions in the NBA. you are not even 1%. You're like a fraction of a 1% of the people that actually make it to be an NBA player and make millions to get paid to play a recreational sport. He was saying like they had a reality show.

He's the one that wanted it. Like she's like, I wanted us to be private and he was like, no, like I wanted the cameras. He wanted to be, it's L.A., it's Ritzy. Kobe's very famous. I want to be like that. Yeah. Like Con was saying, I know Lamar Ottom as a Laker.

I don't know him as dating Kim. There's something. know him as Lammy. That's what she called him. That's crazy. And he likes that. Like he was like Lamar, you're Lamar Odom. You're Lamar Odom.

He's like he wasn't a scrub in the NBA. He wasn't. Like you know how hard it is to be in the NBA? Not only that, but you know how hard it is to be a great player in the NBA? Yeah. It's, dude. He had a lot of promise. You know, you do get to learn and definitely go watch this talk.

It's out right now on Netflix. He had lost his, well, his father wasn't around in his life. No. Matter of fact, his father came in when he was in that coma and was like, yeah, take him off life support because he knew like he would be a beneficiary to things. And Chloe was like, no. No, I'm still married to this fool. I'm going to make the decisions. Let's figure that out. But his mom passed away when he was 10. He had a child that passed away when he was months old. So there's these things that happened to his life and things happened to all of us in life. But it seemed like he used those as reasons for why he is the way he is. To relapsed. You know? I'm an addict, but look what happened to me. Yes, I'm cheating, but look what happened. to me, all of those things. It's a lot. He's very, very, very damaged. He even said, like, after, like, the night he lost his kid, he went to go party. He was partying the night before.

Yeah, it was just, it's like, it was a lot. Honestly, it was like, I never want to watch that documentary. Yeah, you did say that. You did see him differently. He was no, there's no, like. He was so honest. He was too honest. He was not even trying to, like, like, kite for himself.

He's been like that in a lot of interviews where you're just like, oh. Okay. Okay. Okay. Damn. I'm going to say all that. All right. You know how they call a documentary ends and you're like,

Wow, like he really turned it around. Yeah. No. It's like in her mom-low. No, it's the same thing. It's just time pass. He's just in a pool. Guys, I'm hot right now.

That's so sad. That's how it is. He tells the producers, all right, I'm going to go to Vegas. Like, he was telling them like, are we good? Oh, my God. Angie, but I mentioned Kobe earlier. Yeah. Kobe actually helped Chloe Kardashian.

So you know, when 2015, when he did relapse and he was in a coma at the hospital, right? Apparently, Kobe, and I didn't know this, Kobe actually flew out to Vegas to pretty much help out. Chloe in the decision of like whether we should if Lamar should actually get this surgery done or not because apparently the doctors had told them like there's a 10% chance

that this surgery will work otherwise he might just die on the table. Kobe went up to there and was like hey whatever you decide like I'm just here to support you like they all all his teammates and that's what you see with Lamar all his teammates really loved him. Like you see them just really just thinking about him

I love Kobe for 10% chance of making this shot. He could do Let's shoot it. It's work. Yeah, right? Come on. We're going to take the shot. Yeah.

And then it went in. You know, he made it. He made it, obviously. And Angie, you're saying relapse. I don't think he ever stopped. No. It's not a relapse. It was an overdose and it would.

Yeah, no. He was found unconscious in the comments. It's insane. He's on a documentary. Just like, yeah. Like nothing. Like whatever. For the audacity alone, you need to see it for how he's speaking up about it.

And besides Chloe, he had a previous relationship. He has kids that are in it talking about how not present he was as a dad and him kind of just being like yeah like they're that's true like I was there yeah It's a tough yeah it's like it's a tough watch. Yeah, and now you see Chloe a lot different because I'm even thinking I'm like Like cool like come on like this girl Hailed you down right her Chloe Kardashian is a writer for real and then even thinking like a couple of what last year is when we saw Lamar having like a dollmate To look like her to look like her as like well like you're still not over whatever you're... No, I think he is over it.

I think he just likes the attention from what that doc tells you. Yeah, because he wants to be illicit. Yeah. And poor Chloe, man, go through all that and then just end up with Tristan Thompson just cheating every day. It was crazy.

I felt so bad for... She's a great person. She's an incredible person. She needs Olympia. That's my thing. Does anyone get this reference? Does anyone get this reference? Why are you crying?

The chocolate bunny No one No Yes George Lubbiz Come on You know your comedy Yes

It's from like White Crane Yeah from White Crane Classic Oh I know it What is that to do it What is he talking to that His nephew

No his grandma His grandma His grandma His grandma talking about The guy that she was dating And then they're like Ugh And he's like

Why crying The Chocolate Bunny That's funny Yeah all right Classic All the people other people are going to cry over a chocolate bunny. This one's coming from Costco.

Costco is just like, what economy, y'all. Just fed this bread over here. Yeah. They have a $140 chocolate Easter bunny. That's it. That's 10 pounds. You need a hammer to eat it. What?

Yes. Check out what it looks like. Brown Magnem Warnies 106 on Instagram. It's a giant bunny. It is 10 feet tall. Oh, my. Wow. Wow.

No way. That's two of me. Oh, it's 10 pounds. 10 pounds. Okay. The 10 people are 140 bucks? I was about to go buy one right now. 140 bucks.

That's a lot. For a 10 pound giant chocolate bunny. I might get that because I'm tasked to do the baskets this year. Oh. That's a good surprise. In here, let's go. Yes. What in here?

You're going to make us Easter baskets? Why? Can you make mine like a Disney princess? And what thing do you? want, Vick? Marvel. Marvel. Fantastic four. Angie, what do you want?

Your theme? Oh, Pachaco! Pachaco! Oh, Sanrio! Sanrio! Greg? Hot Wheels. Hot wheels.

Hot wheels. You got it, Dad. You got it, Dad. You got it, come on. Thanks, good luck. We can't wait to try the chocolate bunny. For my children. We are your kids.

Yeah, you are your kids. Daddy. You are older, you're nice. Apa, Papa. You heard, Vic? Go to your room, guys. It has a hundred and fifty-five servings. That's what it takes?

Bro. That's a lot. Made of milk chocolate, white chocolate and dark chocolate. This is a thick old bunny, you guys. It's a thing. It's a dark chocolate. Do you guys remember the kisses? They still have them.

The big kisses? Oh, yeah, yeah. I thought that was doing it big. Me too. This chocolate bunny is insane. Yeah. It's a lot of chocolate going to waste. Nobody's eating the whole thing.

No, it's for sure. My kids are. Let me tell you. But no one eats the whole thing of the regular big chocolate bunny. Not going to lie, same. Yeah. I've never ate the whole thing. whole chocolate bunny.

Yeah, what did he? It just melts weird. Yeah. And those are hollow inside. This one doesn't seem like it's hollow inside. Oh, you're right. 10 pounds. All right.

Trip to Costco, you ready for it? Yeah. And then we can go have lunch outside. Oh, yeah. Hot dogs for everybody. I'm down. Thanks, dad. Wow.

Wow, you're so nice. I can't wait. April fools. We're not supposed to do any April. Fool's jokes. Yeah, did you not get an email? You can get the email. Fools you are.

No, you have to do what you said. We're not allowed to joke like that. Thanks. All right. Hell of Studio's, what's 9 plus 10? Look at this studio. Speaking of Fools, do you Fools know what the origin of April Fools Day is? No.

Was it a fool on April? No. Teacher, teacher. You fool? You hold yourself this day? No. No? Victor.

You being full of it on April? No. It's deeper than that. It's actually a pretty cool story, guys. You didn't ask me. Oh, yes. You know how like Valentine's Day and all those have a saint attached to it or something like that? No.

No. San April? Yeah, maybe. St. Fu? That's crazy. People used to start the year in April, guys. What? And it's, they started because April is usually, what?

Spring. Spring. So it's the beginning of something. Blooming. Primavera. Primavera, right? Pri, is first.

Pimero, right? I don't know. Oh, wait. Hold on, hold on. Are you telling the truth? Yes. But all the conjunction. Primavera is primal.

Yeah, it's from the Latin world. Didn't, let's see. Wait, wait. Did it start in March? What? I know, but it's... It depends. It depends.

It depends. It depends. Oh, okay. March 20 is started this year, but technically in April, it's like when it really, really starts. Yeah.

Oh, okay. You don't think when you go to the movies, the movie starts at 7.15, but then there's like... Okay, no, no, the etymology of free is to love. Let me finish. I was going to say that, too. You didn't even finish my story, dog. Oh, you're studying.

Go ahead. So, people used to start the year in April, when they changed to the Gregorian calendar, the year started in January. Which people? The Gregorians. Greg, which people? Is that Greg? Did you read your story?

The Greeks, yes, absolutely. And if you celebrated in April, You were in April fool, you morons! You just read the note that I gave you. You didn't read the actual article, huh? No. I knew it. I did, but I...

In European tradition, the new year was celebrated around April 1st. Yes. What did I just say? Before the adoption of the Gregorian calendar, that shifted it to January 1st. But I said which people. You just said Gregs. The Gagorians. Yeah, you said Gregs.

The European fools, dog. So Gregs. The Europeans started all this. Really? What year? Oh, this is... It didn't put that in the nose. But what year?

Oh, this B.C. dog. No? No. It's not... It's not 1882? 1582. Ah, see? It says right when you look into the actual article.

I was making sure you guys got it right. It's your segment. Can you research your own segment? Yeah, fool. I'm just saying, dog. Like, that's it. There's no more. I know because that's the only note that I put.

I get what he's doing. What? He's fooling us right now. Oh, no. He really did. I really did. He was just playing dumb. You guys.

You guys are fools. I wonder why we adopted Gregorian calendars. Why did we adopt all kinds of stuff? No, exactly. I wonder. If only we had a smart studio. Why did I adopt a Jack Russell six months ago? I don't know why.

Wait, what? You have a Jack Russell? I gave him away. What? And he was wondering why. Yeah, I gave him away. I wonder who picked them up right there from the train tracks on Sanford Road.

Because it's the Julian calendar, too. There's a lot of calendars by men. Greg and Julian. The rest of the sports industry calendar. Anyways, enjoy your April Fool's Day. Don't give food out there, peritos. Everything is a lie today, except the fact that you got to pay rent.

Pay rent. Yeah, pay rent. Your landlord is not joking. Thank you. Thank you. Hello, studios. Look at this studios as food. All right, my little deportenio.

Are you ready? Give me the sports, Vick. Shoot the J. Shoot it! Playball! All right, you guys. The San Francisco 49ers have hired a team of scientists to investigate themselves.

All right? You might actually recognize the scientist. He has over four decades of experience in science. Science. believe in science in science like I said he has a lot of experience

did someone not Bill die the science guy no Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill

Science rules Yeah Yeah Wait Bill Knight the science guy Is it 1490? No but his homies His homies got hired

They made good on a promise to study the potential effects of the electrical substation that's next to their practice facility, that there's effects that are going on with the players because all of their players are getting injured every single season. No way. This is different than usual player injuries? Oh, yeah. Since 2017, they have over 2,000 games missed by injured players. What?

Yeah, it's like way more. Ever since how long ago? 2017. They only played 18 games a season. Yeah. And 2,000 games altogether played. So like, let's say every, what? He's going into a trans.

If they have 50 players, right, and each of them miss 18 games over, you know, nine seasons. Good one. Are you trying to do math? Look it up. It's all right there. You can study my study. It's fine. That's a lot of games, dog.

So this all came about because of a Twitter video that went viral, and it was about how all the Niners players were getting injured. And so they hired a team of investigators, scientists, and they found nothing wrong. With their facilities. So it's not our fault. We investigated. Yeah, we investigated ourselves.

Our own scientists said. Look, we hired a scientist. He's wearing a white coat, okay? Yes, exactly. And so the GM for the Niners made a statement after, and he said, we're safe, we're in a safe place for work. The levels are 400 times less. in unsafe zones.

And it's a normal place of work, normal gym. Everything is safe. We're healthy. We're good. And nobody even asked us about the electrical substation in free agency. That's what he said. So players are not going to the Niners because they don't want to get hurt. No, because there's a clear pattern of players getting injured.

Even with them making it to the Super Bowl a couple years ago? They do all that despite all their players getting injured. Just this last season, George Kittle, torn right Achilles, January 2026. September 2025, earlier in the season, Nick. Bosa, one of their best players, also injured. Fred Warner got his ankle injured. Nick Martin, like, just all these players. Everyone's getting hurt. And that's very, like, it's not normal in football teams?

Especially, like, the leg injuries at the rate that they're happening with all the players. Well, then what could it be? That's what it is? That's weird. No, but like what in the facilities? It's the, there's a, like, radiation from the electrical cell station. They're practicing next to radiation. Yes.

Yes. Yes. And the scientists found nothing. wrong all right science rules yeah so yeah they found nothing wrong and everything is good and there's nothing to see here according to those scientists i know some cholo's in the valley that'll play for for the 49ers they've already got hurt for that team on their on their head yeah all right thanks you're so cool and so science science all right