Brown Bag Mornings - 4/6/26 Botox Parties and Cancelled Cakes 👩‍⚕️ | Brown Bag Mornings

Episode Date: April 6, 2026

The squad stages a "frozen" Homie Helpline for Derek, whose mom cancelled his sister’s 16th birthday party to drop the budget on a $2,000 "Jenny 69" full-face Botox and filler combo. Between the family drama, the crew breaks down a wild "Bull Nelson" altercation between J. Cole and Diddy that reportedly ended abruptly due to a leather thong sighting. [Edited by @iamdyre 💉] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Cemetery identity theft in Paris, California (3:23) Chisme: Deadpool choreographer sues Sony over NSYNC dance (6:09) Rap Sheet: Cardi B tells fans not to "bully" BIA (7:58) Petty Police: Magnus Carlson snitches on opponent for a selfie (10:58) Scrolling: Gen Z "Dominican Sisters" viral Michigan nun podcast (15:11) The Weather W/ Concrete! (16:42) Monday Mashup (19:31) Homie Helpline: Mom cancels 16th birthday for botox/fillers (35:58) Six Flags Tix! (38:12) Don't You Know I'm Local: Whitney High School in Cerritos rankings (41:37) Chisme: Savannah Guthrie's missing mom update (46:45) Rap Sheet: J. Cole vs Diddy leather thong fight theory (53:18) Money Moves: The empty egg bunny station strategy (58:51) Studious Foo: Women dreaming of cheating partners vs. reality (1:02:01) Play Ball: Vic jinxes Luka Dončić and Austin Reeves Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey, don't make your life harder than it needs to be. You really want to type Robback mornings every single time? Nah, just hit the subscribe button, Perrito. Do it. Go! What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Es? Don't you know I'm local? This got to be one of the saddest stories that I've seen. I know people will be out here scamming, like on special days and stuff, but not something like this.

Imagine you're on a freaking funeral, bro. Take a bye Incredible song And someone is going In your car stealing things Oh my Yeah man That's what's happened over

In Paris California Authorities are saying there And people were reporting That during funerals Something was going on in their cars They go back to their car You know how you park it You don't really see it

Like you're trying to just get parked Situated go to the funeral People are going in stealing credit cards Stealing phone stealing anything That people left inside their cars Yeah And then doing identity theft on them afterwards.

Oh my gosh. That's horrible. That's terrible. So you just lost somebody now you lost your debit card, your ID, your, oh my God, that's terrible. So there is a man that's been arrested after allegedly stealing these belongings from people's cars, but there could be more victims out there. The Riverside County Sheriff's Department, they announced that starting in March of this year, several people reported those thefts while attending funeral services at a local cemetery. They didn't say what cemetery, but it is Riverside County and it is Paris, California that this stuff happened. So the Paris Sheriff's Station, they did arrest somebody, a 47-year-old named Kurt Gruen. And if you out there suspect any of your stuff being stolen during a funeral service, make sure you reach out.

I hope he bought his own casket. They're the worst. They're the worst. Because thieves are the little buildup on the side of your lips. They just want to wipe off. You get that? You should wipe it off. Don't leave it there

No, it sucks because you're there You're super vulnerable Already it's a sucky feeling You're not in good spirits Imagine walking back to your car And either your windows broken Or someone opened the door and took stuff out

This doesn't feel good No You always feel like a sense of like What is it? Like you feel violated When your car gets broken into It's just doubling up On kind of like that really bad feeling of the day

Yeah, Kurt, plan your own feeling about Chop their hands off That's how you'd be Yeah And like they usually have like the big funeral stickers on them too. So now if that's like a scheme, like now thieves are all looking at like, oh, funeral tag, let's go to work, guys. Like that's terrible, bro. And get this one, they did go to stop the guy because they knew what was.

They had investigated it and everything. He led them on a police chase to more than 22 miles. And then they got him. They got him, guys. Well, good. Yeah. They got him, but there still might be a victim. So, yes, the Parish Sheriff Station is saying if you were affected by this or think you know someone who has, I'm going to give you the number to call them.

Please do not pray and call them. Just call them for real, for real. It's 951-210, 1,000. All right, 951, 210,000, all right? I don't want that stuff to happen. No. That's horrible. All right, let's get into some shesmation.

Zoola, come here? Now what's going on? She's Mason with Angie. You guys. This dancing dance Baby five Bye bye Backstreet boys fan over here though

But Regardless of the allocation Yes no This is insane This bye bye bye dance That's actually causing Some legal drama You guys

So apparently the choreographer His name is Darren Hanson Is suing Sony music entertainment Because Sony Sony Deadpool and Fortnite.

Yeah, it's in Deadpool, the recent one. And all the kids know that dance, not like how we know from the music video of NSYNC, but because of Deadpool. Yeah. So now apparently this guy, the choreographer, he's saying like, A, A, like Sony never told me that they were going to use it,

nor did I ever give him that permission to use it. So he's going up against Sony and saying, pretty much suing them. No way. Yeah. But at the same time, like you made that in like, what, 97, 98, whenever that was, 2000 and Fortnite didn't exist, PS5 didn't exist, all these like things like that didn't

exist. So it's like, of course they didn't get permission for something that didn't exist yet. Yeah, but his thing is saying like I never signed the right of waste to Sony or the crew of Because there's no rights. You could. I got to check the contract. Yeah. You can license a dance.

Maybe. Maybe it's there, but it's in other, like it's another writing. I don't think so. I think he was just a work for hire. Hey, I want you to choreography this music video. Okay, cool. All right. Here's your money.

Go along your merry way. There was no sort of licensing. You can't license me. I'm doing the Duggy or not. You can't license that. That's not the Duggy. Yeah. That was right.

Yeah. You were doing the double touch. You were holding. Whatever, regardless, whatever the dance is that I can do, you can't, you can't, you can't, you couldn't have licensed it in the 90s. Like, now it's a thing. Yeah. I don't know. I feel like Michael Jackson for show licensed the MUNW.

Yeah. What? Who could do it besides him? No, but like, I feel like you could, like it existed that you could. I don't know. I don't trust you're happening right now. But I would say that this. He helped your dance stay relevant.

That is true. You're right. The dance is now in the new gen. Whatever, is it Gen Alpha now? Yeah. I think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you're right.

I mean, I know he even won like an MTV award for Created the Dance. So he's like, okay, I've been recognized. Like, people know me. I created the dance. And this is the first time we see someone trying to actually sue a company for a choreography. Wow. So we'll see how that. We'll see if it works out.

Wow. And let me patent my bunny hop then. I don't know. I don't think anybody wants to do that. Yeah, well, you're on that one. Just in case, in 100 years. Did you do it on Easter? I didn't.

Then you're messing up. Yeah. All right. If it's hip pop, you know let these on. Yeah, go. Rep sheet. Let these set go. Okay, Cardi B is like confusing us,

Cardi B fans because all we know off this song, go, know that like she tells us who the op is and we're like okay she's the up right she even has the name five be a song point right yeah bow you're dead right yep i think it's gonna talk about yeah okay this for show a dis to bea now bea she's a rapstress and she's from b was over in boston this weekend and after she performed pretty and petty which clearly has the disses to Bia. She then tells the crowd to leave Bia alone.

Don't bully that girl on social media. Precise to say she might want to F me up after this, but it's up and it's stuck. I don't care. Listen. I'm confusing, Cardi. I thought we don't like her. And then you're saying don't bully her. Which one is it?

Yeah. We were going because of you. We're riding for you. What? Or is it like reverse psychology. Maybe. Like don't bully her because in case you do. I don't want to be held liable.

I think it's that. Smart girl. Or nobody bully her online. Leave it to me. Yeah. Don't bully her online. Leave it right here. It's like, don't do it, but do it.

Yeah. And then, low-key, she sold out in Boston. That's the city of, like, Bia. Like. Oh. Yeah. Poor thing. Poor thing.

All right. That's the sound of the police. The petty police. You're petty. You're petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest.

Pretty. Petty. Pretty. Yeah. All right, let's talk about this guy named Magnus Carlson. If you don't know him, he's basically the LeBron of chess. He's really good. All right, yeah, he's from Norway, became a grandmaster at just 13 years old.

All right? And he was like the world chess champion for like a decade. He's known for being one of the greatest players ever, like genius level. And he'll show up to his matches like 0.1 second before it starts and still win. That's what he's known for. Really? Yeah, so he'll be super late. I love that.

You know that. Of course you would. That's what he goes viral for. He'll literally show up like, like, it's about to start. He sits down, probably about a minute into the game. He's like, I won. I won? Yeah.

No, we need to him. Okay, so this fool, like, Loki wins even before the chess game starts. Because just like you said, I think he has these little moves that mess with the mind of the opponent. Because imagine you're being the opponent and you're just like waiting for this fool. Yeah. He pops in, no conversation, nothing. He just beats you in under a minute. Yeah.

Crails. Well, life is chess for him. Well, check this out. Because he's going viral. You check out the video, Brownback Mornings 106 on Instagram. I just told you, LeBron of Chess, right? So he was playing a woman in Germany. They were in a competition, right?

Before the match starts, she's clearly excited. LeBron of Chess. She asks him for a selfie. He takes the selfie, really smile, be like, oh, yeah, sure, take this picture. Then stands up, goes to the official and be like, hey, she has a phone. Because apparently you're not supposed to have phones, like cheating rules, all of that. Okay. She had put it away in her purse after she took the selfie,

but then she had to turn over her phone. So imagine, like, you feel embarrassed, and then you're like, what the hell, bro? You just nixed on me, all of that. Of course he ends up winning the match. He wins. Yeah, of course he got in her head. I think he won't even started.

Yeah, got in her head. He's smart like that. Ruthless. Yeah, I would have done it too. I'd have reported you. Like, that's an easy win. Boom, that's it. That's crazy.

Well, the funny part is he was probably going to win anyway. Yeah. Yeah, this was just to add on top of it. He didn't need to do all that. Now he lost the family. I'm pretty sure the girl hates them now. It's like, oh, I don't even want the selfie anymore. Well, she posted the selfie.

Oh, that's how we've seen it. You can see it, Brownback 40s on Instagram. Yeah. Phones are strictly banned because they don't want people to cheat. I don't know how she could have cheated with it in her purse. But I guess it does that and like anything. Easy win. Easy win.

Come on now. I'm going to take that any day. Brother, when did you learn about him, Greg? Because there was a whole thing about, like, who could beat him. Like, nobody could beat him. And then some other, like, popular streamer played against him. And actually won. Oh, that might be fake.

No, it was real. Okay. Because, like, that guy's, like, dedicated his life to beating him. To beating this guy. Yeah. So he finally beat him, and then he raged, like, he raged and went crazy. Poor thing, man. You got to check out the video, Brown Maguire 106 on Instagram of this guy, Magnus.

Biggs Magnus Petty. He's really good. Let's get into some scrolling. Scrolling with allies. These nuns. Oh. Oh, my God. He said something else.

Right. These nuns? Got him These nuns Sisters Called the Dominican sisters Are going viral right now Not the ones that Jose

Searches No not the Mama of the Mama de la Mama de la Mama de la Mama de la They're not Dominican They're actually from Michigan They're the Michigan They're the Michigan by Dominican that Guzman,

their Catholic, mendicant religion order or something like that? You don't know what you're reading. I'm like, what? Jose had to put me on game on that. He knows the whole Dominican sisters and stuff like that, apparently. I don't think it's the same Dominican sisters.

I don't think it's the same ones though, but yeah, that's what Jose had to tell me. He gave me the information. I was like, all right, cool. But the reason that they're actually going viral is because they don't sound like, they like, hey girl, hey sister. They sound like they're Gen Z,

but they're actually like 40 years old. I want you to listen to. this. Mary is so uncomplicated. And we are. Sister, yes. And so I, you know, we, through our consecration to Mary that our community

makes. That's how they sound. Wait, what's about to happen right now? They have a whole podcast sounding like this. Yeah, it's about talking about Jesus Christ. Sister. So you have a PhD. I do. Wow. Amazing. It is. And it's like, yeah, I do. Weird. I think you expected them to be like, hello. Yeah.

Like from, what is it? What's the movie that Whoopi Goldberg's in? And she's a nun. Sister. Like those type of nuns you expect. No, they sound like tea. I heard of one sister for lunch. She tried to drive the speed limit like the whole time.

So she gave up speeding. Yeah, she gave up speeding. And she's like, I want to like work on having a more like a contemplative pace of life. So that's drastic. Depending where you live, that might actually be a safety hazard. Yeah, they sound really young. No, they're in the 30s, 40s. That's young, that's young.

Okay, to be talking like this. Your invites being your 30s 40, shut up. To be talking like this. Mary is so uncomplicated. And we are. Sister, yes. Yeah, nuns call each other's sisters, bro. Yeah.

The way that they're saying is very Gen Z. Very Gen Z. That's Gen Z. He wants them to sound like, hey, yeah. Let's talk about the word of God. Sisters. First of all, I was. I was already disappointed that they didn't sound like...

Because they're called the Dominican sisters. Oh, you're expecting that. Weird, you're a weird man. No. How did you... You push... Guys like you push them into sisterhood. And they start dancing to the mama.

No, they do that to them. What I want to know is what Greg searched in order to find these nuns. Yes. I was looking at the Dominican sisters. A mama della, Mama della, Mama della. He expected something way there, really. It was.

I like it, though, because it feels like every message is the same message, but it comes to you through different messengers and there's someone that maybe talks like gen z that now will get closer to the message because these sisters are having a pod and they sound like yeah well you want her call her call you her daddy oh that's the same thing basically they sound the same what do you want what do you want i'd rather have call her daddy of course i think it would be funny though just to hear them like if they were more gen z it's like so then jesus said clock it like you know yeah they have that would be pretty entertaining over 10 million views you're not you know over 10 million views and their Instagram and their TikTok account now over 100,000 followers.

Wow. I wonder if that's for the Lord. Because they have to give up a lot of stuff. So if they monetize it, they have to give it to the Lord? I'm pretty sure. Wow, monetize for the Lord. The Padres behind there or whoever it's not going to give it at all, just 10%. I wonder, no, I think for them, they have to give up like all of their worldly possessions and all of that.

Oh, dang. For the nuns? Yes. I'm pretty sure you have to. They don't get to keep none? Ha. Ha. It's good.

It's good. All right, guys. Thank you. Thank you. And now, the weather. Oh, hell the dog. With concrete storm. But it does that it's going down for the weather Monday, April 6th.

First, we're off to the dash-rise city of Manabello, where Cholos make it and become Firm at fellows, 80 degrees at, 80 degrees and 62 at night. Next, I window shop at the mall and serritos. I rock around with a lids bag, drinking I wala pepino, 78, and 62. degrees. Yesterday, the road, the Lord rose for everyone and in Camerrero, even children were posting pics wearing Amarillo. 75 and 57. Can I get a...

That's right for the Lord? That's right! He's back. Lastly, we hit the city I can't afford to live in Downey. These prices are so high. They're pounding me... What? Whoa!

That didn't even sound right. Oh, they're pounding. These high prices pound me, daw. That's crazy. 79 and 62 degrees at night. Perritos. Manabello, 80 and 62 at night. Sorritos, 78 and 62.

Camarillo, 75 and 57. And Downey, 79 and 62 Perritos. It's your boy, Con, from Bob McMornings. Our 5106, let's go. Khan, that sounds so nice, the weather, but it's still so cloudy. It is, like, sprinkly. It's just a little overcast right now, but it's, yeah, we should be good. We should be good by, like 9 a.m.

9 a.m. 9 a.m. You promised? I saw it. I promised. You promised? Muchzgraci, muchs. There's like a hell of the storm.

Yeah, I know. Twister out here. Rainier. I promise. Hey, brother man, over here. Yes. Do we got a mashup for the people? We have a Monday mashup and I had to mix that new DaBaby pop that thing.

Have you ever heard it? It's all viral right now on TikTok as well. Okay, Gen Z. You're here talking to smack about the next. It's all over the clubs and everywhere. Everybody's playing the song. Everybody's got the world in the hands. She's making a twirl when she dance.

Hey. I got the world on my hands. I got your girl in my pants. Everybody loves this song right now. All over TikTok, everybody. playing it but I heard it and I was like nah I want to put it with a throwback do you think you're better off

no just play don't sing yeah okay got the world in my hands huh I got your girl in my pants yeah you know what your girl today's cool to you I ain't got no problem waiting on my turn teach me how to tell you to my band I'm a line

if I don't feel like going on my way that I'm a turn go the other way ain't even fin a lie the way they put a move in the dress up and ask you if you want to put a day consume me if I try I can like the shooter but he not rich I can come a mooy you out to spot it's simple I ain't been a dude Did I debut if I was out of trying to do a fourth guy?

That's it right there. Yeah. I thought it went good. That was it. That was good. Oh, you want that part too? You want that part? No, the baby pay up, bro, because Greg just, like, turn your song up for a thousand.

That was great. Bro, you're getting me ready for Coachella this weekend. He's like day party vibes. You're kidding it. That's so great. Fire. Let's go. Good job.

Huh? Good job. Thank you. I know he's ready. I'm waiting for the, the butt. The butt. There's no butt. There's no shoes.

There's no. I'm very proud of you. I had nightmares about it last night. I was like. Anxiety. Cheers. No, it's great, bro. You killed that.

All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line. Derek needs our help. Derek.

Derek hit us up and said, Yo, Brown bag. I need some advice about my sister, my mom, and her Botox. Oh. He said, so I'm Derek, I'm 26, the oldest. My mom had me young. And don't get me wrong, I love her, but she let me down a lot as a kid. She's probably all fine.

You're right, you're right. Yeah, I'm getting that. He said, Pops has never really been in the picture. He just made me, disappeared, then spun the block 10 years later to make my sister and went MIA again. And I've always had to play that role of the man of the house growing up. Now, fast forward, my little sister's 16th birthday party is this weekend. and my mom's been hyping it up saying she's going to throw my sister a fun party so her friends can come over, but now it seems like it's not happening after all.

On Friday, my sister called me crying, saying that my mom canceled her birthday party because my mom went and spent all the money on Botox. Damn. He said, I called my mom to ask her what was going on, and she immediately started crying and said she spent the money on herself because she's been feeling bad about herself as a woman, that she feels old and ugly, and that I wouldn't understand because I'm a man.

I honestly didn't know what to say after all that. As much as I feel for my mom, she's 46, by the way. I'm devastated for my little sister, especially because I've been in her shoes way too many times. Now I'm stuck because part of me wants to step in, throw something together, get her gifts, save the day like I always end up doing. But the other part of me is like,

if I keep cleaning this up, my mom is never going to feel it. She's never going to learn. And my sister's going to keep getting let down the same way I did. Brown bag, do I step in and save my sister's birthday or do I finally let my mom face the consequences? The mom's going through a midlife crisis? Probably. Okay, but you don't have to go through midlife crisis. You have to go through midlife crisis.

That is true. That is true. That is true. That is just to keep you young. And bowtags is not that expensive. Okay, that was my next question. That's great to stop a whole party. It's like two bands, isn't it?

Yeah, I don't know. $2,000. That's the price of a part. I don't know. How do you know the price of a party party? Botox big hey just know I've been doing some research oh you're looking into it yeah no no oh you're not going and getting Botox I have cross feet yeah that what you're trying to look for is that fix the the side of your eyes I have no you're fine yeah yeah

everybody's fine everybody's beautiful just the way they are but if they do want to do a little procedure on your face seizure I just found out on your body yeah man yeah how how expensive is Botox because I'm like that's what I thought I'm like I don't think it's that expensive for you to stop having a birthday party. Can you just do like payment plans? I wouldn't something. I wouldn't cancel a 16 for it. No, not a 16, not like a whole Kintze.

Since her 16 birthday party? Yeah, just a birthday party. But no, yeah, I mean, what, like a thousand, two thousand? Your mom got a fit. If you got to do payment plants on that, you shouldn't be doing it. No. Well, I sure did payment plans. Definitely.

It's easier. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like that doesn't make it affordable. How much is like the average Botox? I don't know. I have no idea. Like a simple Botox. I feel like it's like 2000.

It depends on like the areas that you're trying to get. Yeah. And like honestly, if you just do it right here, it's not that expensive. Or if you just do the eye is not that expensive. What's not that expensive? Yeah, what's not that expensive? I don't know, like 300. What?

Okay. Yeah. But I wouldn't cancel a party over that. But you can't just do one if you were to do one side. That area. That area. So it would be like. Yeah.

Like, I don't know. It's never cost me that much. But then also like maybe you just got to look for the deals. But you're also. And they have like Botox parties and stuff like that. Oh, Botox parties? Yeah. That's a thing.

You get a deal because it's a group. It's a group. Like the person, the injector is like, all right, like, since you're getting me like hell of people that I'm doing it, it's like going to come out of like a lower rate. It's also a group on. Group on. There's also a group on Botts. There's so many deals that you can get on Botox. How much did it run you?

It's very expensive. But how much do you run you? It's about between me and my girls about $1,500. Okay, both of you. Both are you. Yeah. So divide that by two? Yeah, 800?

Huh? I don't know. Like 7,500? Yeah, like 750. Mm-hmm. That'd be crazy. Hey, right, right, yeah. Yeah.

I got offered it once in a thousand. No, I'm just saying, like the average person is not out there getting mottgs. It's not like, it's not like, it's not like, you know, grocery. It's very expensive. Yeah. Yeah, it's for sure like a self-care situation. It's for sure. But it's a luxury.

It's not a necessity. Of course not. Yeah, of course. Right. super visual or like vanity. It's cosmetic. Yeah. It's not like you're going to go and, you know, get an infusion because you need it

because you're going to die or something. No. I'm just, that's being real. Like, so if the lady's spending that kind of money, maybe she's living without her means and she shouldn't be doing that. Outside her means? Yeah, she's living outside of her means, for sure. I mean, Derek did say he's been, like, let down a lot as a kid.

That could be something. Maybe she's irresponsible. Yeah, you can tell. Like, saying, like, it's like that kind of thing. And even like, like, promising a party you haven't already, like, really paid. for or all set all the way up you know what I'm saying is even like a thing to where even have that money up for like it's either gonna be this or this he's not he's my he's my welcome to separate parents you do a lot of criticizing moms so where's dad at I know welcome to separate parents

what do you mean what yeah that's what comes with separate parents at 16 what one of who tells you I'll get you a car never happens oh yeah bro same literally same still waiting for my Camero dad you both were promised cars I was promised not even a car as uh uh It was more so, like, I'm going to take you to go get your license because, you know, your parents have to, like, pay for the classes. And it's like, tell your mom pay for it. I pay all those child support. And it becomes like a eagle. Yeah.

And then my mom was like, what? He still has to pay for it. You're still his son. Doesn't matter if I get child support. I'm just like, okay, so I'm just not getting it then. Aw. That was going to learn with my friends. Yeah, exactly.

I'm just going to do team drinking. Exactly. That was the only logical response to that. Yeah. Did I made a promise with you? My dad says like, he's like, hey. Hi. Oh my god.

Your dad loves you very much, Carl. Hey, I mean, I via Dinero for Caro? Oh, wow. You guys spoke to your dad? Oh.

Carpere has like the best relationship. Your dad is cool. Your dad remembers my name and everything. Yeah, wow, that's cool, man. Your dad went to your basketball game? That's cool. Your dad didn't? Did you have basketball games?

This is not about me, man. This is about Greg. It's not. It's about Derek. This is about Derek. Derek. Derek and his mom. Derek and his mom.

Okay. Mom went to get Botogs. Priorities are not straight. Instead of her daughter's 16th birthday party. That's supposed to be this weekend. The 16-year-old hit up her brother and was like, bro, now she's canceling. Now I feel horrible. And she, mom is 46, by the way, not old at all.

And mom is, you're stupid. Probably. That's the real thing right there. Yeah. So he's wondering, should I step in and save my sister's birthday or do I finally my mom face the consequences? Personally, like, I feel like, dang, like your mom is wrong and however you guys feel about her is messed up, but your sister still deserve something. Yeah. That's what I was saying.

Or maybe you and your sister do something on you and your sister's own and leave mom out of it, you know? Because if it's spiting your sister to get at your mom, that's wrong either. Like, that don't work either. It is a mess of situation. I'm glad you brought that up, Lettie, like, where's the pops? Like, the pops gets like off scot-free. Super.

But, oh, my God, Mom is a piece of crap. She wanted Botogs. Yeah. But it, because it is a thing. Like, getting older, it's like, okay, like, you know, that's a common thing. It's not. If mom's a single, too, she's probably thinking I'm never going to find a man. What's up?

Up here. No, he's not. Stay away from this, man. All right, so we're taking your phone calls. Let's go to Jorge and Pekoyme Hills. What's up, Jorge? Howe. Good morning, Brambe.

Good morning. Good morning. Talk to us. Homio Jorge, talk to us. What should Derek do? He needs to put his big brother pants on, and he needs to figure it out and do the party because it's not, of course, it's not the daughter's fault. But at the end of the day, a 16 is such a pivotal age.

You know, she seems like she's a good kid that are going to throw a party for a 16. She's going to have resentment towards her mom. So either he invested in the party today, he was going to be investing in bail money or therapy later. Bail money? Do it now, right? She's going to turn into a gang member. Oh, yeah.

Or worse. A dancer. But don't let the mama scoff. Don't let the mom off scoff either. Like have a little section in the corner or something. Like those classic syringes have a little Botox section for her. At a 16-year-old party? Wait, what?

Yeah. You got a little weird. Like the jelly shot ones? Like the jelly shot ones? Jelly shot. Yeah, yeah. Just to make fun of the mom. You like to inject yourself so much.

Here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's kind of weird. Oh. I get you, bro. And it's so tough, I guess, when you're the older siblings.

Like maybe you kind of feel like you got to save everything and maybe it might feel unfair, you know, but like why punish the 16 year old if she's deserving, if you think she's deserving of that party? Is that what your older siblings supposed to do? Like be the nice one? No, but I'm sure for older siblings, as the baby one, shut up. But I'm sure for older siblings, they feel like, dang, like I got to take care of everything when step in as another parent. It's an unspoken thing. The first child is usually the third parent. Yeah, that's me, for sure.

That's like, I have... Poor kids. I know, right? Damn, let down three times. No, just kidding. Oh, my God. Just kidding. Oh, by their mom, their dad, and their older father.

Jeez. Damn. No, but yeah, no, you do feel like that kind of responsibility. It's like, something's not going right. It's like, okay, I have to do this. Because if not, I'm like the last line of defense. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Like, that's how it feels. Conquer, you're the oldest? No. Oh. You're the baby? Middle child. Oh, middle child. Welcome to the club.

I love, like, calling my sister when something goes wrong. Like, when I call my sister for everything. I call her to cheese me out. What? When something goes wrong, I call it. Because she has all the answers. And I looky feel bad because she's just my sister. Yeah.

But she has all the answers, and it's comforting to hear from her. Yeah. You know? My mom, I don't know if she'll answer. My dad is the type, and I love him so much. But, like, you're like, dad, I need help. I'm like, okay. But he'll come and he'll help.

Yeah. Okay. Just be mad while he's the type. I didn't even put my dad on my emergency contact anymore. What? I know he's not going to answer. I put my brother, my middle brother. He's always there.

Okay. Wow. That's sweet. All right. Let's go to Alma in Simi Valley. What's up, Alma? Hi, guys. Hi, Alma. Hi, Alma.

Talk to us. What would you tell Derek? Derek wants to know if he should step in and save his sister's birthday or not help at all and let mom deal with it. it. Okay, so I will also want to say I'm a nurse injector. So I feel the, like, so I wanted to talk about the cost about, you know, all that too. So my thought is, I think she's not more than just Botox because if you get a full face, if you get a full face at my aesthetic, where I work at, and I work in Riverside. So we are probably not as expensive as like Beverly Hills, right? Oh, got you, gotcha. So, right, because it depends where you're at. That question. So let's say a full face is going to cost you at our place max 425 for full face. Yep.

What? 425. Yeah, because then when you add, maybe it's like filler, girl. It might be like filler or PRP or something. Yep. I think she got filler. I think she got filler. Yeah.

And to Derek's credit. And she's not saying it. To Derek's credit, a lot of guys don't know the difference and they think that filler is Botox. Yeah, so maybe that's what it was, too. Filler is like what they put in their lips. Okay. Lip like that's filler.

Botox is what smooth your wrinkles. Oh. Yeah. So how much is filler? Filler can be like, that's like $1,200 for it. Oh, do. Oh, okay. So how much for the full shebang new face combo?

Everything. The whole 1069. So let's say she got one syringe of like a filler with Botox. You're looking. easily like almost two brands. Damn. And that's mostly the filler, not the Botox. Yeah, that's mostly the filler.

It's not so much the Botox. So I think maybe, okay, so maybe he didn't know. Yeah, like Liz says, he mixed it up. I feel like she got more. So I don't know if she just didn't say it, but anyways, I feel like she got more. And it's still shady. Anyways. It is.

So I just wanted to speak on that. Thank you. But I do think, I would kind of agree with Liz, like, I think that Liz had said something similar. Yeah, Liz totally did. Why can't the brother, like, unfortunately save the day? It's his baby sister step in and do something for her, even if it's without the mom. Because I'm sorry, I'm like so against baby mamas or, you know, even moms being absent and doing shady stuff like this and not putting their kids first. And so why not do something to the baby sister and step in?

So I'm for that. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you so much. Alma, thank you for all the insights. Yeah, you're welcome. Yeah, you're welcome. Oh, no.

What's up? Riverside. Riverside. You know, more wrinkles. Book eye. I just kind of gave you general. Girl, you said Max. You said Max.

425. 425. Now she's getting you. It's like, oh, it's 20, 425. But, you know, after the procedures of a thousand. A thousand. Some people do have more wrinkle, really. Oh, you see.

It's her wrinkle, bro. It's per wrinkle. And the small Texas is. Thank you. You got to read the fine print. 425. Starting. For one side.

Starting. KPWRFMHG1, Los Angeles. It's Paro 106. L.A.'s number one for hip-hop. We're inside the homey helpline. And Derek wants to know if he should help out his sister's birthday party after mom spent all the bread for it on Botox, okay? Should he do it?

Should he not? I really do think that if you just go do something solo with your sister. Yeah. And if you're really upset at your mom and you want to teach your mom a lesson, Mm-hmm. Prioritize her the way you guys feel she's prioritizing you, and that's not at all right now. You know, the sister's going to want the mom there, though, and stuff like that.

Yeah, right. I don't think so. That's a mom. You haven't met a 60-year-old girl? No. Girl. Oh, good. Good.

Oh, good. Great at you. Hey. He didn't mom for this time. Great at you. It wasn't the trap, but it could have been. Good job. Good job. But at the same time, you think she wants to hang out with her brother? Like, I feel like... She called her brother. Yeah. But it doesn't mean she wants to hang out. She wanted a party. She wanted a party with her friends. Yeah.

She don't deserve it. Bro, you can't... You can't... Beggars can't be choosers. Well, you know, but at the same time, it's like, okay, step in. Like, what? They're going to go to, like, I don't know, it's a theme park. Like, that's not... She could do... If you're calling your brother step in, and he steps in. One, I don't think you can put the restrictions on it. Two, do something. Then if you want to do something with your friends, do something with your friends. but don't do it with your mom. I don't know if your mom's grave or something. Keep her out of it. Yeah.

She can't show emotion for at least three months, so you won't even hear from her. Her face is going to stay the same? I'm so soon, too. I didn't face the consequences like that, you know? Yeah. She didn't say nothing. You can't tell, but I'm crying right now.

You can tell. I'm so angry. I'm so happy for you. Oh, my goodness. Shout out to all the kids that are on their spring breakerini. Yeah. I have been sitting around the hallways. I'm sorry y'all.

He's doing like peekaboo. He is, he is running around. Aze Tchaik and Kendrick? Yes, exactly. Did he get him some coffee or something? In the hallway? He didn't. He's just full of life, bro.

Running back and forth. According to him, he was thinking he had to come to work with me, but I don't see any sickness right here. Oh, my God. Running around town. All right. We have your tickets to go to Six Flags, Magic Mountain right now, and we are looking for a caller to go for and against someone in the room.

Matter of fact, we got them. We got Lacey in Riverside. That's a nice name. Hey Lacey. Lacey is going for Concrete. Yay. Concrete judged your name and then it was like, and then, hey.

Great name. Lacey. Lacey is a nice name. All right. Then we got Lorena in Canoga Park, and she's going against concrete. Oh, right. Loena.

Who? Wow. She's going against you? Wow. She might win. She might win. She might win. She might win.

She does not against this stuff correctly. All right. Concrie. More than likely, she's going. Khan, don't doubt yourself. Okay. It is National Caramel Popcorn Day. Oh, come on!

I did not choose this. It was Ramonas. And not your thoughts, request, suggestions to Ramoneskis, okay? We have 10 seconds on the clock, bro. National Caramel Popcorn Day. In 10 seconds, give me five other things that make a pop sound. Oh. Go.

Tires. Ears. Farts Clothing doors And a soda pop Okay like literally only One of those was in this But Mona go ahead

I don't know about the closing doors It is It does that pop sound Yeah And your farts pop? Your farts pop Oh yeah Like a bubbly one

Like a little bubbly one Your mouth pops Yeah I was thinking like I don't know Like the bubble wrap Oh a lollip Boulouse Balloon Balloon

Ballasos. Ballo. Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. That's a bang. I don't know. Pop, pop, pop gun? Pass. Placa.

It's a blacka. I don't know. Firework? I think both won. What? Lamona, you tell me because I don't know the rules of this game anymore. I'm not going to give you the door one, but I am going to give both of them. Hey!

What? Congratulations. Both of you. He went and he's Pramona's favorite. This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local?

All right? Parents, parents, listen up, listen up. Whether your kids are on spring break, right now, they're going back to school right now or last week or I don't know. The spring breaks are weird. I thought we all had the spring breaks at the same time. Same. Some schools had it three weeks ago.

Other schools had it last week. My kids' schools have it this week. I don't know. Anyway, I want you to know that if you want your kid to go to like a top school and be like there, like up there high, take them to the city of Cerritos. Oh. The city of Cerritos. Okay, apparently Los Angeles County is home to one of the best ranking schools. And the school is in the city of Cerritos.

More students from that school have been selected to the University of California campuses. So you see Berkeley, UCLA, you see Irvine. UC Davis, U.S. Santa Barbara, and UC San Diego. Then any other public school in the state. What? Yes. Cerritos? Yes, Cerritos.

No, no, no, not there. No, no, not there. Whitney High School in the city of Cerritos. Top the list with 50 more UC admittance admits per 100 seniors than predicted. Wow. So I grew up in that area, you know, roughly like five-sex area. Never heard of that high school ever. But it's probably for a good reason.

Why? Like, that's like a super smart school. Oh, like, I wouldn't know about it. You're a super smart guy. But I wasn't a good student. So it's like, I literally never heard of that school. Like, to me, the top schools. No, it's Whitney High School.

Whitney High School. The top school out there usually is like a private school, like St. John Bosco or St. Joseph or like St. Paul. Like, those are like the top high schools that I knew of, but apparently there's a different level. Yeah. No, back. Okay. So on average, 23 per 100 seniors.

go to these UC campuses, but over there that's like 50. It's at least almost double of that. So, yeah, if you're trying to use someone's address in Cerritos, hit me up, please. Literally. Do you guys ever do the rating to see what your school rating was? Oh, mine was low. Yeah, especially at the time when I was there.

But loki, we're part of why it's low. Like, if you excel, they would probably be a little higher. That is true. You got into that one. Yeah. But when you're high was, even in sports, too, we were terrible. And everything was like, everyone. Did your schools have any, like, what's your schools hold on to?

Like, this is what we're known for. Back to the future. Oh, wow. Yeah, they film Back to the future there and that's it. Oh, that's a good score. They're back to it. The people who have photo ops there. What about you, Kahn?

You guys went to school. Oh, my God. Oh, Concretto. You went to school, too. You went to school. Yeah. You were enrolled. Did you go?

I don't know. No, I didn't. Okay, okay. Options for youth has one of the best plans available for kids like me. They do. They do. Yeah. You can finish.

courses on your time versus, yeah, because maybe you might not be a semester type of kid. No. Do you get packets? You got packets? Yes, you got packets. Yes. I went there too because I was team pregnant. Yeah.

But, I don't know. But me, you're like, hey, you're stupid. Go there. Is that what your school is no for? What? Is that what your school is no for? So more high, probably. Team pregnancy?

Probably, probably, probably. They're really good at football, too. By now. Spartans. Yeah. No Trojans. No Trojans. Oh.

All this Farta This is Farta Yes Alright I do Do it come here Now what's going on She's Mason with Angie Okay you guys

Yesterday was Easter And Easter when you think about it It's supposed to be like fun Daisies like kids It is Yeah Egg hunting Yeah family

Yeah all that stuff But apparently like for Savannah Gunthry She is today's The host for Today's show Right Yes Her mom's been missing since February 1st.

And yesterday, she actually delivered a very emotional Easter Sunday message of pretty much what it's been like dealing while her mom's missing. And she was just saying like how right now life feels harder than death. And she's low-key really disappointed with God. She's mad at God right now. Listen. These moments of deep disappointment with God, the feeling of utter abandonment. In my own season of trial, I have wondered.

I have questioned whether Jesus really. ever experienced this particular wound that I feel. In those darkest moments, I have thought that I have stumbled upon a feeling that Jesus did not know. And so, like, I was telling you guys. A little weird to say. Yeah. So I was telling you guys, her mom's been missing since February 1st.

So it's been, what, 65 days since she hasn't seen her mom. As of right now, there hasn't been like nobody, there hasn't been no motive. They have the, the case is still open. Like, they haven't caught anyone. There's no leads, nothing like that. So to her, it was just like a very emotional day yesterday thinking like, you know, it's supposed to be a day of like new life and that and stuff like that. But to me, it just feels like.

Yeah. It's tough. Like, I can't celebrate. Are you supposed to pray to God? Like, it's like, on Easter Day. Yeah. Well, I don't think that Jesus is doing. No, I think she like, she's turning on Jesus.

I don't know, that's a different move. Especially like on Easter. And I understand she's going through a lot of hurt. But I mean, I think that's just evidence that like, yes, there is evil in the world like it says that in the bible that's that's just unfortunately something and some people were evil and did evil things you know to her mother which is terrible but i don't think it's time to turn on jesus and you got to think more than anything it's she's in the middle of whatever her testimony is going to be because it's not the end yet for what she's going no it's

so i think that she's in that midst of of having a disagreement with god which a lot of people do go through where you don't get why something is happening to you where you ask the questions it's the why me's or you get angry so she's in the middle of that and i believe they may have to uh had her there so she can explain what those feelings are like um i believe there's a like there's more context to that to like hope and so like she keeps on speaking right it wasn't just hey i'm mad at god peace no no no so she was just yeah she was just talking usually like this is how it is but like to my to me with my mom like it was like faith was always huge with me with my mom so right now faith is what's like it's been tested it's been tested with her but that's how i feel close to my mom with my faith how is your mom her mom

um this case is the details were pretty crazy to find out i believe her mom was taken in the middle the night from her home she's an older lady and like there's some kind of ring camera footage of a guy that's covering it and so wearing like full mask and everything so they even sent ransom letters and notes to TMZ. So they're trying to somehow get people's attention. And she's gone on Instagram and been like, whatever you want, we'll give it to you. And it's not, it's nothing helping. The brother-in-law was suspected at one point.

He was cleared. It's just a really odd case and we're still in the thick of it. She just started going back to work, no? Yeah, today was actually for her first day back because I get, ever since her mom went missing, she's been gone out of work, but it was her first day. Wow. On this Monday morning, we are so glad you started your week with us, and it is good to be home. Yes, it is good to have you back at home.

Well, here we go. Ready or not. Let's do the news. Yeah, so welcome back to Savannah, but I know it's like, dude. Tell me, tell me, say it, because I'm kind of feeling a little weird, too. It feels eerie. No, it's so odd to go back. And I'm sure everyone, light has to continue.

Yeah. No matter what tragedy you're going through. Mm-hmm. And she has to go right back to work to being happy. and saying the new because today's show very sparkly, happy, prime time TV in the morning. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I feel eerie.

It just doesn't feel right. It's hard. It's hard. You know what? She did wear a yellow dress, which yellow actually represents like when... New beginnings. Not new beginnings only that, but also when like someone's missing. So like even on her like there's, you know how there's pictures of people like when they put pictures of missing people like outside of her house of Nancy's house,

they have a lot of yellow. And so Savannah actually wore yellow to remember her like that. Oh, I don't know that. Yeah. The mom has like a pacemaker or something. So she definitely needs like and she has medicine stuff she needs. So to be without that for what, 64 days? 65 days.

Yeah. It's a lot. Yeah. But again, like the investigation is still open. There's no suspects. No confirmed signings. No body. But the FBI is involved right now.

If it's hip hop. You know let these on. Yeah, go. Rep. She. Let these set go Oh, Jay Cole I need to stop doing interviews, brother,

unless it's over here. I'm kidding. For real though. Jay Cole is getting a little bit of trouble for things that he's saying and stories that he's trying to correct, albeit it is his own story. All right, so let's go back in time,

Circa control verse dropping era. Revolt was a big thing at the time, Did he's revolt, all of that. And reportedly, allegedly, there was always a talk of a fight between J. Cole and Diddy at an after party somewhere, some kind of club. Altercation happened. I remember there was reports and rumors going on.

And then a couple days later, Jay Cole and Diddy, they did like a promo video for revolt where it was a pretend headlock like, ah, ha, like trying to like joke about the rumors that were out there circulating. Okay. So in recent history, shout out to all the homies from TDE popping out here. Our guy Punch, who was president of Top Dog Entertainment, he came out and in an interview said, Yeah, the whole altercation that happened between Diddy and Cole had to do with Kendrick Lamar. Like, Diddy was kind of trying to ruffle feathers around and Dot who was there at the party too, trying to stir some stuff up about the control verse.

And Jay Cole came in and it was a squabble. Jay Cole now is on, and his own version of the story is like, look, yes, it did happen. The fight did happen. But the way people are saying it is wrong. It's very notable that Punch from TD has spoken up about it. So now it's like, okay, so you're calling punch out. You're saying punch light about it. And so another TDE member, shout out to McWap behind the scenes,

but a very pivotal guy in TDE also has the Apollo his podcast. And he went on his pod to say, hey, hey, hey, hey, Cole, stop freaking lying. You can't say to homie lying like, did he ain't get up on you, blah? And it's like, okay, I know. He then goes to tell the story of them being at this after party, who was there, it was around the control era, and this is his retelling of events. According to MacWap, he also wasn't there,

but he got, like, the best knowledge of what happened. Check this out. But this is straight off with the control verse, just popped out, control verse just was out. It just dropped or whatever the case. You feel me? You got Jay Z in the function, Beyonce in the function,

Jay Cole in the function, the TDE is in the function, and the whole grip of a little we ain't gonna mention. So boom, Diddy pop through in there. He's coming through. He's getting that cold like man, drop a song. You feel me? Cole wasn't no buster. He's getting back that Diddy. Woo Woo. Diddy get hot. Mooshed him. Ha! Cole get on him. How they squabbing? Think Cole put him in like a choke. I'm not cap it. It's all allegedly too, though, because he'll be sullen. So, Cole, grab him up. Cole got the best of Diddy. I ain't going to cap. He got the best of him. But this is what I heard.

They say, Cole get Diddy in a choke hole. Full Nelson He bent He like got bent Diddy all bent up But then like Diddy Thong starts showing And I think that's why Cole

Left him alone Like Diddy Thong Start showing some leather joints I don't know This is Okay Some leather joints In another time

I wouldn't have believed it Now what I know about Diddy I believe it Oh my God He wasn't there right He was not there He was not there They make those

The homies Yeah The homies retelling the story though And it happened in L.A., so I kind of trust the details that were presented. LA dude's telling the story's crazy. I know. I love it.

And he got a bone him. Did he bat? Over. Yeah, got a monochrome. He got a bun to him. Big up to Macwap. I don't know, but I don't know how Cole can come out and like, now he got to be like, okay, this was real.

This was real. Yeah. This was real. Well, however J. Cole tells it, I don't think it's going to be as entertaining as that. Yeah. Yeah. He'll add some boom-boom-boom booms in there. Yeah, boom, boom, boom.

And so, right, this happened right? Yeah, all right. So, yeah, so Beyonce, Jay-Z, all them were in the building. And then Diddy was telling Cole, you got to drop a verse to control. And then it all happened, some leather thongs. And you got on here again? So boom, Diddy pop through in there. He comes through.

He getting that cold like, man, drop a song. You feel me, Cole wasn't no buster. He's getting back that Diddy. Woo-W-W-W-W. Did he get hot, mush him. Ha, Cole get on him. How they squabbing. Then Cole put him in like a choke.

I'm not cap it. It's all allegedly too, though, because he'll be sulling. So Cole, grab him up. Cole got the best of Diddy. I ain't going to cap. He got the best of him, but this is what I heard. They say Cole get Diddy in a choke hole. Full nelson.

He bent. He like got bit, Diddy all bent up. But then, like, Diddy, thong starts showing. And I think that's why Cole left him alone. Because wouldn't you leave someone alone is there, oh, yeah. A guy's thong? Hell yeah. I would have pulled it.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. A big old wedge? Yeah. What's a fool Nelson? What's a full Nelson? Like, yeah. Oh, like all the way up. Yeah, like, yeah.

They have your arms like that. They have your arms like that. So how's someone behind you? Yeah, they're holding you like this. And like you have no control of your arm. And then you're showing from the bag? Yeah. That's the weird thing.

Because like your body to body. What does that mean? Like he's bent over in front of. them like that with a Nelson show that's I don't know you're trying to like restrain them like but there's a lot going on there's a lot going on and you got to think it's in a club it's probably like in the little sofas the little tiny little spot I mean let me see can someone do a full Nelson on great it sounds fun I'm careful with the tongue this is just for like I wear a comfortable

okay Connelson brother okay connie's having oh okay now bend them over bend him over bend him over oh yeah oh his thong showing wow wow wow I believe I'll respect you Backup, I believe you, brother. I'm cold. And the plug fell out. Ew. All right. Cool.

It was on the way. Ladies, when you're dreaming about your man cheating, it's just a dream. Or is it? I'll tell you what this news that he says. Yeah. Sports, brother? I might have jinxed Lucodontchich, you guys. We knew it.

After what I said, he's out for the season. Oh, my God. We'll talk about it next. Or is he? We should. That make money move. I got a crazy money move story, but I also have like a tip for parents about Easter. So I want to do my tip for parents for Easter because I tried it this year.

Okay. And I loved how it turned out. You know how we spent like hell of money on like eggs, the Easter eggs and the candy to put in the eggs and all of that? Yeah. It just price hiked. Like as soon as it's Easter, anything pastel colored is up in price. I bet, I bet. So here's what I did, and I thought it was really cool and I wanted to share.

So I put nothing in the Easter eggs. Number one, I got a 200 pack of Easter eggs, like empty ones, and that was just like $3, right? Because you pay for what's inside. Yeah. Nothing in there and just throw them out everywhere. Instead, then I go to the dollar tree. Granted, it's like $1.75 now in $1.25. It is.

Mm-hmm. Oh. Oh. But I bought a bunch of stuff there. And then I had like a bunny stick. Right? So essentially, you guys go out and get all the empty eggs, right? Depending on how many eggs you get, you can pay for the stuff in my bunny station.

Oh, that's cool. Kind of like in jail when you got to pay for her. Yeah, like commissary. Yeah, commissary. But it's like, okay, if you want this slime, it's five eggs. If you want this little sticky toy, it's 10 eggs or whatever. The kids were so excited. And they were legit paying me.

They were like counting their little eggs like, okay, I got this much and then I'll pay for this. And instead of candy, I chose like, again, little toys from Dollar Tree. Yeah. It just worked out really well. So parents, moms, dads, whatever does the thing that day. It's a good idea. That's revolutionary. It's insane.

It was really cool. That's a great idea. You do so much less work too. Yes. Instead of stuffing the freaking eggs, they're already there and they're empty. Yeah. And you get a table depending how many kids you have on there. It's like super easy.

Just buy a bunch of stuff, you know, and then charge them. No, it was hard. I was watching like my Thias and Thios like fill up all the eggs. So not you. No, not me. But I was just like, damn, they must be getting tired. Like somebody should really help them over there. And you still didn't, but not you.

Not me. Not me. There's too many of them. But yeah, so like that would have made their life a lot simpler. You're going to tell them. I'm going to tell them for next year. You're not going to help them. No, this is me helping them.

Oh, with the idea. With Letti's idea. Yeah, there you go. There you go. All right. Now let's get into the scam. Okay. I stole everything.

I'm cheating. No, no, no, no, no, no. The scam that's going down, if you guys ever thought, like, maybe I want to climb Mount Everest one day, you know, like maybe I'll, anybody bucket list? Bucket list? Never. I would do it. You would do it? Yeah?

Everest? Yeah, Mount Everest? Yeah, Mount Everest? Yeah, Mount Everest. Yeah, Mount Everest. Yeah. It's true. No.

I don't know. I just read that up, but. Yeah, he did. But don't study and he's study. No. Don't study and study. Okay. There is a story going viral about Mount Everest and it really, really sounds crazy.

It has to do with the guides that take you up, right? Apparently, apparently they figure it out that if you get like helicopter, like helicopter flown out of there that insurance companies got to pay up hella bread so they've teamed up with like different like scammers over there and this is what they do between 2022 and 2025 they're investigating this right now operators were allegedly making climbers appear sick exaggerating their symptoms and in some cases tampering with their food and using some by basically roofing them to mimic altitude sickness once the climbers felt sick they told oh my god it's serious, we got to do an emergency helicopter evacuation.

That stuff costs thousands and thousands of dollars, okay? Often not medically necessary. And the companies would then submit fake medical reports and flight dogs to insurance companies to cash in. Like, hey, you're, I don't know, insurerie. They had to do this. You owe me money. They racked up close to 20 million bucks in fraudulent insurance payouts. Yes.

Wow. Around 32 people have been charged with this, including guides, helicopter, operators and medical workers tied in on all of this. Wow. So then it's like, damn, if I get tranza just trying to go do a bucket list item? People like go their whole lives like, I want to climb. Yeah, Everest, bro. And to know that they possibly could have if it wasn't for the stinking guy that was against them the whole time.

The whole time, ploddy. Oh, you don't have to bring food. I brought sandwiches. There's so many documentaries on it too. So imagine those people watching the documentary, you're like, wait, I wasn't actually sick. Because I just saw one the other day You did? That happened.

There's like whole campsites up there and people have to stop because they're sick so then when they stop they're like no we have to fly them out that's crazy so I just thought about that There's 32 people being charged

is one of the biggest crackdowns yet but yes it's been going down for years and because when you go to Mount Everest you have to do insurance like you have to Yeah The Nepalese man There's scammers out there

There's Nepalians The Nepalians man Those damn sherpa Stop That's what they're called I don't know But then what if you really want to go? They're surpas.

The ones that help you. I don't know. Be careful. War naming things. That's kind of crazy. Yeah. The guides. Yeah, the guides.

Yeah, the guides. The stinking serpas. Yeah. The guides with the funny eyes, man. They're scammers, buddy. Scammers, man. Anybody that looks like that, man, you got to look at them twice. Like, what's going on, brother?

Are you sure of you? Yeah. You have eyes? What did they look like you, Doug? Oh, yeah. Look, when you go to Cabo dude, don't get into the taxi, brother. Don't go on the boat right.

Don't go on the ball ride. Don't do the banana either, dog. It's a scam. They're going to scam you, dog. All right. Let's get into some studious. Hey, Scott. Hell of studios.

What's nine plus ten? Turn your life? Look at this studio. Ooh. All right, ladies. Have you ever waking up from a dream looked at your man and wanted to punch him dead in the face? Yep. Because he was cheating on you in your dreams.

Ladies, enough is enough. All right. A new study has came out. Why are you looking at Vic when you're saying ladies? Oh, no, I'm just looking at me. We're right here. Did you ever look at me? All the time.

All the time. Yeah, who's Caroline? Oh, Dad, there's even a name? There's a name. There's a name? Oh, my God. Well, the study shows that women are three times more likely than men to have nightmares about their partners cheating. The dreams are very common with surveys indicating that roughly one in five women experience reoccurring dreams of the partner's cheating, while nearly 60% of women have dreamed of cheating on this.

their partner. Whoa. Yeah, you little cheaters too. How come you don't wake up bad at yourself wanting to punch yourself in my face? You don't know I didn't. Such dreams often represent insecurities. Oh, yeah. On your behalf, ladies, relationship anxiety, or unaddressed needs rather than impending infidelity.

So why don't you just tell you that this is what you want? We do. We do. We do. We do. We do. We do. He's telling us that water is wet.

No, basically it's telling you that that you guys are tripping for no reason, dog. No, it's not. It's literally telling you that we have some, we have some to tell us up. And they're not listening. No, no, no, no. So then it comes into our dreams. What? Yes, because we're telling you what we're meeting and then you guys are not listening.

You know, you never say what you need. Girls don't ever say really what they need. They expect you to know. You should know. What do you mean we should know? You should know it. No, men need to be told. Oh, dog.

Okay, Angie, stop fighting with him before you have a dream of concrete cheating on you. Why y'all are arguing I'm not understanding. No, I agree with the study. Yeah, we're insecure. Yeah, we're lacking something. It's not our fault. It's not our fault, dog. But you don't get these words.

No, no. The part that I noticed is that 60% of you girls cheating, it's you cheating in the dream. Yeah, what's going on there? What's going on there? Was the guy treating her better in the dream? I don't know. I don't know. That's Nikki.

Come on. I'm asking you. I'm asking you. Let's call your wife. Ask her. I'm asking you. I never had those dreams. You never had those dreams.

I'm the 40%. Angie, did you have those dreams? No, I've never had those dreams. Wow. Where's the guy's 30%? You don't have those dreams? You don't have those dreams? Where's the guy wins?

Me? No. I'm not, I'm not in my dreams. It's an ensemble of people. So you're cheating in your dreams. No. With a lot of people? And my dream, my girl's like, D'Ale.

It's not cheating. You're doing great. You should give you permission. Oh, there it is, guys. Don't worry. It's not your fault, guys. And chances are the girls are just insecure. Yeah.

Water is wet. That's crazy. Breaking news. Yeah, well, shoot with the J. Shoot it. Playball. All right, you guys. The loss.

Angeles Lakers season is over. No, it's not. Didn't they make it into the finals or the playoffs? No. No. No. Donchich got injured and I think it might be my fault. Okay, wait, hold on.

Are they in the playoffs or no? They are going to make the playoffs, but their season is still over, and I feel like it's my fault. I agree. I don't want to be alive. I just want to die today. I just want to die. I got a homie that can help you.

That's how you. I got a homie that. I can help you if you're trying to really make it happen. Oh my God. Thank you. Okay. So I feel like I may have jinx my favorite player in the entire league. He's out for the entirety of the regular season, which is only until the 12.

Why do you make everything by yourself? Because. Why can't it just be about sports? Because it's crazy. About two weeks ago, I said he's going to win the MVP award this season. You guys remember when I said that? You win probably every other person that's in sports. Okay.

But he tore his hamstring. Okay. After playing 64 games To be eligible to win the MVP You have to play 65 Yikes Okay, so he needs one more He can't play, yeah, he's done

He's injured He tore his history So he's one game short of winning The MVP potentially being eligible I'm wrong I feel terrible about it You jinxed them And that's why I want to play logic now

I don't want to be alive I'm so upset And also to make things even worse Can you just stop being right? Oh we're on the eighth floor Yeah Oh my God. To make things worse, Austin Reeves, who's, you know, either the second.

Your results or you want attention. Which is it, brother? I haven't decided. That window opens right there, buddy. You give you a boost if you need it. Just watch how my suburb are downstairs. Move a little. Austin Reeves was also hurt.

He had a grade to left oblique strain, and he's also going to miss the rest of the regular season. Yes, he's also hurt. He's going to be out for pretty much the same time as Luca. And so. And what did you do there? How did you do that there? No, that's just him. That's just him.

That had nothing to do with me. But yeah, so if things go the way that they're going, they're only eligible to return around the third round of the playoffs if they were to make it. Which, without those two players, they're not going to make it. Wait, they have a LeBron. Yeah, that's it. The king. Well, this is his time to shine. Oh, he's the best one, right?

So come on, King. Go up, King. It's your time. It's your time. There's a time to shine, King. I don't think it's happening, unfortunately. Brani, right? Brani, turn the ball over like three times.

Brony, call him up from the YMCA. Let's call him up from the YMCA. I love the YMCA, and my kids go there. Who's taking their place? I mean, Brani can play. He's not starting, but they have like Jake Laravia. Good? Yeah, they have Luke Knard.

Luke Knard's pretty good. You're a Laker fan, bro. You should know. They're not nowhere near the level of Austin and Luca. Okay. So, you know. But the Lakers are a playoff team is what I hear. They are, but more than likely they're going to get.

It's going to be a fun first round. They're going to get bounced in the first round. They're going to go home early. They're going to be in Kabul before you know it. So unfortunately. Getting scammed by the barritos out there. Oh, not buffet. Yeah.

Prayers to Luca. He might get some specialized medical treatment in Europe to get back sooner, but that's still like a long shot too. Dang, Luca. He's going through a lot of him, like him and his girl broke up. Looka, Puka. All the Ucas are going through. Really?

Yeah, the other one. Yeah. All right. Thanks for that, Vig. That's it. It's not about you, but you can play a lot of your song again. Oh, I would love to. Biggs, well, actually, I had another one.

No, no, no, do that one. Yikes. Oh, my God. Don't ruin Papa Roach. You can ruin Papa Roach. Open the window. Oh, that's right. That's how I feel.

We don't do threats over here. Laker fans. I know you feel me out there. My name is Biggered Didis Sports Don't flip at least That was sports That was sports

And I might be back tomorrow Maybe Maybe not Maybe not