Brown Bag Mornings - 4/7/26 Single Mother in a Relationship...? 👶 | Brown Bag Mornings
Episode Date: April 7, 2026The squad stages a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Ashley, who feels like a "single mother in a relationship" while battling a suegra/mother-in-law who tries to snatch babies during Happy Birthday. Bet...ween the family warfare, the crew investigate why Shaq is launching a 24-person dunk league because NBA stars are too "scared" to give fans a real show. [Edited by @iamdyre 🧍♂️] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: LASD car seat safety memes (3:23) Chisme: Lamar Odom calls Khloe cap (7:45) Rap Sheet: Lil Nas X mental health and rom-com exits (10:50) Petty Police: Pay-to-lurk Instagram story subscriptions (14:15) Scrolling: Co-host dating rumors and "sus-ness" (18:02) The Weather W/ Concrete! (19:52) Homie Helpline: Ashley's boundary-less suegra drama (44:50) Six Flags Tickets! (49:10) Don't You Know I'm Local: FBI academy- recruitment for high school "narcs". (52:08) Chisme: Offset's Florida casino shooting drama (56:30) Rap Sheet: Offset continued (58:31) Money Moves: SZA's six-figure "holding fee" rumors (1:00:58) Studious Foo: Scientific proof of "man flu" (1:05:03) Play Ball: Shaq's new professional dunk league Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
The Los Angeles Sheriff's Department is like, whatever gets the point across, bruh, they're going to do it.
So they posted on social media yesterday, and you got to check it out, Brownback Mornings 106 on Instagram, to protect your little twin.
You know how you all call our kids our little twin?
With a photo of a crash and a car seat in the middle of it.
Yes.
All in order to tell you all, like, hey, make sure your kid isn't a car seat.
They wrote, during traffic stops and crash investigations,
we have seen babies riding shotgun in someone's arms.
Toddlers climbing on the seats like it is a playground.
Toddlers standing on the seat like they're giving a TED Talk.
We get it.
Kids move fast, but physics move faster.
I'm telling you.
Wow.
Their social media person is up right now.
And I love listening to rap apparently.
I think they're missing the kid on the car seat, though.
They should have been like the kiss with a thumbs up like, I need it.
Protect me.
I made it.
I made it on the crash.
I thought it on the garage.
I mean, they keep going saying even a crash at 30 miles power can turn an unrestrained child into a projectile weighing thousands of pounds of force.
No parent, no matter how strong can prevent that.
No, for real.
That's why I properly installed car seats and seat belts matter.
Okay.
The goal of every trip is simple.
Everyone makes it home safe.
Wow.
I'm just, I just want to.
What is it?
Wow.
I think that's a great.
It is.
It's a great way to troll.
Because this is essentially a troll.
This is like, he-ee-haha meme.
Pay attention.
But it's a good reminder in case like parents were like loosening up to be like,
nah, it's fine.
You just sit in the back seat.
You don't need a car seat or whatever because it is real.
Like I once got rear-ended.
I had just dropped off Little Vic.
And then the car seat, since it wasn't strapped, you know,
because he wasn't in there.
It like flew and I was like, dude, I was so pissed.
I'm like, dude, if my stone's in the car, I know, would have been so.
Is he like 12?
You would have what, big.
I would have called my insurance company.
Is he like 12?
When he dropped my heart.
He's been a baby before, brother.
Carcuits have always been around, Doug.
This was like, I don't know, six years ago.
I was like, yeah, probably much longer.
Yeah, you're supposed to be in a car seat for long.
These fools are eight and six and they're still in car seats.
They can't wait to get out.
So like, like, they're, what, 60 pounds or something like that?
Yeah, it's a certain pound and then it's a certain age, which I, or a height.
And I'm like, you're not going to meet the tie requirement.
No, but you know what?
Car seats are pretty tough to figure out nowadays.
Like they have like the things that stick to the...
Those restraints.
Yeah, but like the things that, I don't know, they clamp.
Those are the best, that's the best thing to have.
Yeah?
Yes.
And so police stations do offer that you can go over there and have them check your car seat
to make sure that it's properly put in.
So make sure you take advantage of those resources.
Again, even if you're turned up and acting a fool, your kid don't deserve to be
acting a fool or deserve to
bear the consequences to that.
To be projectile, you know, launch.
Dad, put on K-pop
Namaana.
What?
Flying out the window, is that what you're
saying?
Put on K-pop Niva
Nita.
Oh, yeah, guys. Protect your little
twin.
Do you, come here?
Now what's going on?
Damn!
Cheezmation with Angie.
You guys,
Lamar.
Odom is calling Chloe Kardashian a liar.
The gall.
Chloe Kardashian?
Yeah.
A liar for what she is saying about his dad.
So if you guys know, like, Lamar Odom right now, he has a documentary on Netflix
talking about like his life, the overdose and things like that that happened, right?
And so there's one particular part where Chloe is talking about that incident in 2015
where Lamar was found unconscious in a Nevada brothel, right?
Where he basically died.
Pretty much, right?
And so she's recalling when she got to the hospital, right?
Because LeBron was like,
Lamar was in a coma.
Wow, that's because he's black, huh?
No.
Wow.
They start with L's full.
Wow.
Wow.
That's crazy.
Lamar.
Back to the story.
Yes, back story.
Dyslexia.
So she, no, don't believe it on dyslexia.
Dyslexia of grace.
Grace dyslexia.
Grace dyslexia.
It makes me change people's names.
It does. It starts with the Nile.
They both play basketball,
right.
Lakers?
They're for the Lakers.
Yes.
Else.
Like, anyways.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
So, Chloe is talking about that part,
which she was actually at the hospital.
And so she walks in and she sees Lamar's dad.
Listen.
His dad was there.
I assume he's now the beneficiary to Lamar.
And Joe just said, don't put him on life support.
Turn those machines off.
And I remember walking in around that time.
And I'm like, sorry, Joe, I'm still his wife.
What do you need?
and Joe wanted a pair of Nike's on $100 at a hotel room for the night.
And Joe left and never came back.
Wow.
That's it.
What?
Well, that's insane.
That's his father.
That's what I'm saying.
That's sad.
Yeah, it is.
It is.
And so Lamar was actually just asked about that.
Like, hey, like, you know, how do you feel knowing that your dad did that?
But he's calling a cab saying, like, Chloe, I don't, I don't believe her.
You know, I was knocked out and sleep at that time.
But, you know, if you know Joe Odom, I don't think that's something that would ever come out of his mouth.
He was my, you know, biggest fan.
And, you know, I don't know where that got caught and mistranslated.
You feel like that's not the truth.
I mean, I just can't see him ever, ever doing that.
Say, baby.
What's so?
What's wild is that his dad left him.
His dad was not a part of his life.
No.
And his dad would come around for stuff like that, reportedly, allegedly, according to Lamar.
Yeah, he said that.
And what's crazy is that when he was talking about that right now,
He had a chain with the picture of his mom and death.
That's beautiful.
Those are his parents.
You always get to want or seek the validation and love of your parents.
Okay, but he said that's something that Joe Odom would never say.
How would you even know?
He wasn't ever around.
Like, what, how do you know the things he would say?
He has hope.
He still has hope.
Come on.
Like, and obviously, I'm going to believe Chloe.
She went through so much.
And I like how he didn't, like, say anything else was wrong.
Yeah.
Because she went through a lie.
He did.
And it's like, but that specific one.
I was like, someone just believe her, based on all the other things that were happening
and how ride or die she was for him.
Yeah, she's an angel on earth.
I'm going to believe anything she says.
Yeah.
And then actually, I know, like, there was an episode on keeping up with the Kardashians
where the first time that Lamar and Chloe actually talked like nine years after their divorce,
Chloe was telling Lamar, your dad tried to pull the plug to cash in on the life insurance.
Yeah.
And he just stayed quiet.
Yeah.
I don't think he wants to accept it.
Yeah, he doesn't either.
I believe that.
But it's like, his dad would want the money from him passing, you know.
And he said, oh, he was my biggest fan.
It's like, okay, but he wasn't your biggest fan when you were just a kid and not a multi-millionaire basketball player.
So maybe he was a fan of your money.
Sorry.
Yeah, that's sad to find.
Yeah.
You know what I'm going to?
Yeah.
She did.
She really is an angel.
Change my perspective.
All right.
That's it.
Why?
What was it before?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm not the biggest fan of the Kardashians.
And I said that before.
Yeah, she has.
Yeah.
She hates one name.
I know.
No, it's not.
No.
They're just to me.
Yeah.
I'm not a fan.
I'm not.
Anyway
And that was the cheese nation
Right there
I get
Eke Eke
Eiji! You don't have to be out of
defensive
I'm kidding
It's Este, you did that
You brought it out of that
You made fun of my dyslexia
No Angie
It's not dyslexia
Oh
If it's hip pop
You know let these on
There I go
Rap sheet
Let these set go
Oh we got to talk about
Our little guy over here
A little Nazex
A old town road
I have to wait until the verse kicks in
because I like how he wraps.
Old Town,
that was gone.
Hey.
Boor Stike is attached
and he's mad at black.
All right,
Lo Nazex, last year, last summer,
he got arrested after being caught
on Ventura Boulevard
walking with cowboy boots,
which I like that he kept the same theme.
He did.
The theme?
He did, you know.
All brand.
And his Chonies,
he was yodeling and a passerby saw him just walking in the middle of the road.
No, nah, nah, nah.
Hey, don't be late to the party tonight.
We're at.
You know where it's at.
No, go ahead, babe.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, no.
No, no, no.
Go ahead, babe.
Na, nah, nah, nah.
He's just on the street, yodeling of Matera Boulevard.
Yeah, yes, since the city.
Catwalking.
All right, catwalking, for show, for show.
So they called the cops because they were trying to figure out was this guy on,
drugs possibly, was he having some type of episode?
The cop showed up and apparently, reportedly allegedly, he charged at the cops,
injuring at least three, bro.
What?
And I just think, like, he's a big guy.
Yeah, yeah, he's a big guy.
Like, he's a stallion.
I just picture him like a bowling ball hitting pins.
If the cops were like, all of us got injured.
Wow.
So he was facing felony.
Yeah, bro.
He was facing felony assault charges, which could have led up to five years of jail.
for him.
They got dropped though.
They recently got dropped and he was allowed and said, hey, if you go under these therapies
and mental health treatment and you pass the programs, you will be off scot-free.
We'll drop the charges, all of that.
And they actually found out there was no drugs in the system that he was actually, excuse me,
no, he was sober, but he was suffering through an episode.
He had like psychosis or something?
bipolar disorder.
Ooh.
Yeah.
Damn.
So he went through a lot.
But I have to show you this clip.
of him coming out of the courtroom.
He looks like a movie scene.
Check it out of Brownback Mornings 106 on Instagram.
The reporter's asking him about his fans.
He's giving it up to his lawyer like she's the best.
But all of a sudden, some random guy starts singing.
It just feels very moving.
I love you so much.
And I miss you so much.
How do you feel coming in court today?
Do I feel?
Yeah.
You feel hopeful?
I feel that she's the best.
She is all
My Gower
Hey
She is all
Oh
She is all
What is this like a rom-com?
Yeah
What just happened
Right
It's a movie
It's like a hallmark movie
It is
Okay
Well
Go back to Studio City
You go our guy
Make sure you get that
Mental Health treatment
That's the sound
That I'm putty
The Petty Police
You're petty
You're just petty
I'm being petty
Petty
Petty,
Pretty and a pettiest.
Yeah.
Pretty and pettiest.
And now for the right price, you can be as petty as you want to your heart's content.
Because Instagram will finally let you lurk for a price.
All right, Instagram is testing out currently in Mexico, Japan, and the Philippines.
The option to sign up for an Instagram plus membership.
It's priced between $1.7 to $2.20.
And this will allow you to look at other people's story without them knowing.
And you can see how many times said people are looking at your stories.
What?
You can do that now.
I know there's a website for that.
But according to Jose, it gives you weird spam.
Oh, really?
It gives you weird ads.
No, I'm not even that.
You can just build a burner account.
That's it.
That is true.
Oh, that's true.
True, true.
What was it different?
You got to make the burner account a hot chick.
And they'll accept girls guys.
It says users who are subscribed to the premium subscription
will be able to view Instagram stories
without the poster of said story seeing,
search through their viewer list to see if someone
specific has already viewed it
and view how many people have gone back
and rewatched their stories.
Oh my gosh.
When I go look at somebody's story,
I want them to know that I'm looking at it.
Yeah, you got to lurk with your chest.
Yeah, come on.
Your whole chest.
Yeah, man.
Come on now.
I'd be hating too.
I don't be liking nothing.
Yeah.
You just watching.
I'm just watching.
I'm watching.
I want you to know.
My son just graduated.
Who cares?
How about a not happy birthday?
He's got a brand new car?
Yuck.
Wow.
Should have got another color.
Are you coming at us?
My son just graduated and you just got a new car.
Oh.
Yuck.
You're going to a Coachella with your girlfriend.
Yuck.
Hey.
Hey.
Cool story, bro.
You're going to Idaho?
Yuck!
That's a fine state right there.
Hold on there, hold on that.
Do Greg next.
You're pretending to be going out your host?
Yuck.
You got a bunch of girls around you.
They're probably dudes.
By the way, let's up with you here.
Co-host for your podcast.
Shout on board.
What about her?
What about it?
It's my homie.
That's my homie.
Things are getting serious with your homie.
Yeah.
Remember how you hate doing couples?
couple TikToks with his girlfriend
but so down to do it with his
home girl.
In the middle of the podcast.
Are we gonna talk about this right now?
What do you mean?
I thought that's the most off limits.
The caption literally says homies
like all our postage is all my god.
I feel like they're both like playing like
I would never want to be in a relationship.
Me neither.
Yeah.
Isn't that so dumb?
Isn't everybody so stupid?
You're still dumb.
Everybody's so stupid
that you were together.
Oh,
what?
I'll see you next Tuesday for recording.
The video we keep and the video we put out.
We would never.
I'm like turkeys over there.
Anyway, you could, you can look for you on Instagram, please.
Thank you, me.
I love your scrolling.
Scrolling with zombies.
That would never happen.
Oh, sure.
That would never happen.
That would never happen.
Really, dude, never.
The more you say it, the more suss it is.
Yeah, he has a fine-ass co-host on his podcast.
Shout out Joe.
Shout-out Joe, but that would never happen.
She knows it, too.
I made it very clear with her.
You made it too.
Oh, fuck.
What do you mean?
You wish.
No, I made me.
You wish.
You just please stop.
You just see that co-host, please.
Enough, please.
Number one rule of the pod.
That is.
Can you get off of me, please?
Please do not mount me.
I know I'm so desirable.
Stop looking at me like that, by the way.
You know, we're very clear that we would never date each other.
We would set it 100.
times.
Okay, so the thought was there.
No, that's what was.
No.
Right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Angie, you're good.
There's never a thought.
All right, hurry out.
Why not 100 and one times?
Why don't you say it 100 and one times?
It doesn't matter because it's never happened.
You're a doll.
Anyways.
You told her.
Yes, I told her.
Let's all put our little tin hats on because we're going to get into the craziest conspiracy
theory of the world.
They're dating your cold.
I can't see that.
Hey, April 7.
That's when we know.
We're going to come back to the second.
No, we're not.
Yes.
Yeah, that's good, Angie.
We always were like, hey, we're going to pull back when he said.
All right.
We're not going to do that.
Let me restart this for you.
All right.
Act normal.
I know it's hard to think about her, right?
Like, and work at the same time.
Yeah.
Scrois!
Okay, let's all put our little conspiracy tin hats on right now.
It's on, it's on.
And we're going to talk what the internet's going crazy about.
Is these astronauts Artemis 2?
Okay?
They're actually traveling to the moon.
Lies.
That's why I have this ready for you, Kahn.
Yeah.
He doesn't believe the astronauts are actually in space.
Yes, they're actually on the way back right now.
They actually traveled around the moon.
Big up to the astronauts.
I think one of us were out here.
Oh, damn.
Little hater.
I know, he's just eating.
He just admitted he's a hated.
They traveled.
He never hear that song.
Which one?
What song?
Wow, chili peppers?
Go ahead.
Anyways, they travel 252, 756,000 miles away from us.
Right.
And nobody still believes it,
but the astronaut actually had a message for every.
everybody that did not believe him, and this is what he said.
I'm glad you brought that up, though.
I think these observances are important, and as we are so far from Earth and looking at the beauty of creation,
for me, one of the really important personal perspectives that I have up here is I can really see Earth as one thing.
You have this amazing place, this spaceship.
You guys are talking to us because we're in a spaceship really far from Earth, but you're on a spaceship called Earth.
Maybe the distance we are from you makes you think what we're doing is special, but we're the same distance from you.
and I'm trying to tell you, just trust me, you are special.
That went viral because of how sweet it was.
Yes.
Is that a real person?
That's a real person?
Yeah, it's the way he edited.
That sounds so crispy, dog.
Number one, it's the way he edited.
When I'm driving over here, Braloo's reception, dog.
Hey, but they're by the satellites.
Yeah.
True, true, true.
And Hank got you.
That's not the way it works, though.
By the way, one of the fools is from Pomona.
Oh, that's how I know.
It's a lie.
Victor Glover.
It's from pizza.
You're telling me
Sugar Free was up there?
You're telling me
Sugar Free's Patno was up there?
He's up there, though.
He's up there, though.
Putting the assing out of that.
Oh.
Yo, Sugar Free going to send a girl up to the moon.
I'm in Nashville.
I'm an astronaut. Where are you from?
Pomona.
Get the hell out of here, dog.
That's messed up.
To all our future astronauts.
In Pomona.
We believe in you.
All right.
We do.
All right.
Thanks for that, Greg.
Thanks for that, Greg.
Oh, my God.
What's more true to be figuring, finding out
their real astronaut
or you're a real weatherman.
Look.
I'm right here for the weather happens here.
It happens everywhere.
All right, let's see if you got it.
And now, the weather.
With concrete storm.
Burritos for the weather going down on flat earth, Tuesday, April 7.
It's not a flat earth.
It's a globe.
A globe.
The earth is round.
Okay.
Yeah.
Prove it.
Prove it.
Take a picture.
I mean, first.
We hit the Green City of Roland Heights.
Burn this nugget in your bowls and pipes.
What?
Oh.
801 degrees in 57 at night.
Now we hit the no lame city of High Grove.
Talks smack and they'll tell you to shut your pie hole.
Where's high school?
Highgrove?
Over there by Riverside player.
Now we go to the underestimated and tough city of Tustin
where Fus carry hammers and start walking around bus.
in.
That's a lie.
That's a lie don't?
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're very kind.
Seventy-old.
Like a actual hammer.
8 and 57 degrees.
Lastly, we turn up the heat in the city of castaic.
People think it's my birthday because I'm carrying all this cake.
83 and 51 degrees.
What?
You do.
It was supposed to be even sassier than that, dog.
Lastly, we turn up the heat in the city of cast steak.
People think it's my B-day because I'm carrying all this cake.
Cake, cake.
Cake, cake.
Glow this candle.
Hey!
Yes.
83 and 51.
All right, once again in this flat earth,
Tuesday, April 7th,
Roland Heights, 81 and 57 degrees.
High growth, 82 and 54 degrees at night.
Tustin, 78 and 57 degrees at night.
And castaic,
83 and 51 degrees at night.
That's your weather.
It's your boy Concrete for Bram Back Mornings or Pratt 106.
Let's get it.
Let's go.
There you go.
It's not over to you say, let's go.
Okay.
Check this song.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for the homie help line.
Ashley needs our help.
Ashley hit us up and said, what's up, Brown Bag?
I've been with my man for six years.
We have a baby together and I've been raising his daughter since she was nine.
Oh, wow.
But his mom has been doing little things that feel real disrespectful and it's adding up.
She said at my stepdaughter Skinza, she skipped me during the family dance and called up the biological mom who hasn't been around.
I kept it cool, but that hurt.
Then at my baby's first birthday, I'm holding my daughter at the cake and she tries to take her out of my arms to hold her during happy birthday.
I had to tell her no.
She also said, now every time she comes around, she grabs my daughter and has her.
hands her to my man saying, go with your papa and doesn't even give her back to me like I'm not her mom.
And what makes it worse, he doesn't even check it.
I've been holding it down way more than people know.
At this point, I'm not just irritated at her.
I'm starting to feel like I might need to leave him too.
What?
Brown bag, have any of your listeners ever taken the risk of leaving a man because he couldn't set boundaries with his mom and did it actually pay off?
Let me know, Brownback.
She's over this, dude.
She's cheating.
Wait, what?
What?
What?
How'd you get there?
Might as well.
Might as well.
Might as well.
Because once a woman checks out, bro.
Oh, she checks out.
She's out of there, brother.
Yeah.
There's a song about that, but I can't sing it.
Why not?
Because.
What song is it?
What song is it?
Anyway, so she said that she was, no, not folder, a little folded.
She said that she's been in the daughter's, her stepdaughter's life since her stepdaughter was nine.
and her stepdaughter is clearly at least 16, no?
Yeah.
15.
So that's a few years.
She does feel upset.
I could totally see and understand the mother-in-law's point of view of bringing the biological mom up.
Yeah.
I can see that too.
Like at some point you kind of have to put your pride and you go aside no matter how much you put in and you definitely deserve your flowers.
But there's just some and probably what if the 15 year old wanted it that way.
Yeah.
That's what I was thinking.
There's all of these different layers to that.
But she just feels like.
Like there's boundaries that this woman is crossing and I say something, but me saying something alone doesn't help.
I need that like the support from my man.
Yeah.
And if he doesn't do it, then I feel like I got to leave him.
Yeah.
I mean, to me the craziest part was not the stepdaughter dance, was the trying to be behind the cake, like holding the baby during the birthday.
I feel like that's like a sacred thing.
That's like just for the parents.
I don't think that's a big deal.
Yeah, it's usually for the parents.
No, it is a big deal.
Bro, anyone can come behind the cake of my kids, including the other kids.
And if someone wants to hold these boys, you can go ahead and hold them.
Help my arms, please.
Wait until the cake, sorry, the candle's blown and then everybody could do whatever.
Yeah.
But it's like when you're happy, but like that whole thing is like, bro, that's for the parents.
I disagree.
But that's just my personal experience.
Like, I don't mind if my mom holds them, my dad holds him, my swagger.
I'm a swag to hold them. Everybody get the hell out of the way. I paid for this cake. We're going to enjoy it for 20 seconds.
But I guess to each their own. Oh, you don't enjoy it because if they have siblings, they're going to cry that. They didn't blow out the candle.
And then you have to relight it and say happy birthday again all to the other kids. You know it. You know it. Yeah. Someone can for show hold these kids.
Yeah. He turns it into his birthday every single time. Every single year. Every time. And if not, AveniCeachie. Yeah. For sure. But these. But these.
These are personal opinions.
So to her, she feels like, hey, I'm kind of, I'm the mom, but it doesn't feel like I have a say, is what I'm gathering.
But Ashley's on the line.
Ashley.
Ashley.
Good morning, Brown Bag.
Good morning.
Con thinks you're cheating.
Yeah, is it true?
You're cheating and checked out.
You sound strong.
No, no, no.
I am checking out a little bit, but I wouldn't cheat.
You know, we have children involved and I have to take them into consideration.
Yeah, sure.
Do you have a backup plan?
Uh, no, just to, you know, single mother if it comes down to it.
That's what I like to hear.
You're contemplating leaving, you're contemplating leaving your man.
And is it solely because of the Suegra?
No, so it's not solely because of the Suegra.
You know, he has his own, you know, type of spill going on, which I think is like a total
different conversation.
But, you know, there's a lot of issues there with him.
But the most, you know, current issue is the Suegra.
You know, and we, she had the Quinceaniera in December.
And, you know, I completely understand, you know, the daughter wanted her mother there, which I completely understand.
And so, you know, during the family dance, everyone's called up obviously.
Her father's called up first to do father-daughter dance.
And then, you know, grandpa and then the madrina is everyone else.
And so then we get to the mother, which I'm completely fine with, you know, I didn't have an issue.
Okay.
But I wasn't called up at all.
And so I was like, damn, you know, I'm not.
I wasn't even considered at all.
So I was like, okay.
But I was like, it's okay.
So, you know, I wasn't going to trip on it.
And she was like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
I didn't even realize that I didn't call you up.
And I was like, it's okay.
Like, I understand there was a lot going on.
But still, it's kind of like, how you're not going to consider me to go up there, right?
So that happened.
So that was the first round of, like, the funnies forward to my daughter's birthday this last weekend.
Daughter, I don't know why she tends to cry with her, but, you know, in the middle of happy
birthday, I see like my sweat got creeping towards me and I'm like, oh my God, what is she doing?
And so she's coming. She's coming and she's reaching to like take my baby, which is fine.
You know, I don't really mind. But at that moment, I was like, you know, I just want to embrace
this moment with my one-year-old baby, you know, my first born daughter. And I also have my stepdaughter,
but this is my first daughter of my own that I birthed and everything. And so I was like,
okay, I really wanted to embrace this moment. I told her, no, it's fine. Like, I'll hold her
okay and after the happy birthday I'll hand her off to you if you want to take her
but those are little things that I'm starting to get like okay why you know I don't know
so I'm starting to feel like am I tripping too much or you know am I in the right place
to trip and so and then every time I'm with her you know she'll take the baby and she'll hold her
blah blah and then she's like your mama go with your papa and it's never like handing her back
off to me and oh you don't think it's to give you a break that's what it sounds like you don't
think it's to give you a break?
It is, but it's been that way, like, the whole year with my daughter.
You know, it's never like, here, here's your mommy back.
It's like, here go with your papa.
And the background to that is.
Does she do it like sarcastically?
Like, does she doing it like in a mean way or is it?
Sometimes, yeah.
It is in a weird tone.
So I'm like, is she like throwing little shady shots on me or my tripping?
And so it's always like, yeah, here go with your papa.
And I'm like, how come she never hands my daughter back to me?
It's always to her dad.
And then, you know, I have my own issues with her father that I accept it from that.
What are those issues?
Yeah, we got time.
This is a lot of part of the story.
What's going on?
Because right now it sounds like you're...
What's going on with Papa?
She can't stand the Slaera because you hate her son.
It sounds trivial.
Like, the stuff you're saying, like, I mean, besides the birthday thing, because I agree with that.
But like...
No, she didn't even hold her.
She held her.
No, I know, but she tried to get her like...
Do you know what cute aggression is?
She's like, oh my God, come here.
I want to go get you.
It's a thing.
But, okay, hey, what's going on with Papa?
Yeah.
So there's just a lot
Like there's tons of layers to that
And give us one
Let's go let's go
Similar to
Okay
So I feel like I'm a single mother
In a relationship
Right
Where yeah
Where dad should be taking
On more as a dad
And he doesn't
And
You know
He clearly has a stepdaughter
But
Yeah
That whole time with his stepdaughter
A lot of his parental duty
Wait he has a stepdaughter
Yes
Well, I'm sorry, he has a daughter my step back.
Oh, gotcha, got you.
Okay.
Yeah, sorry, sorry.
And so a lot of his parental duties were delegated to his mother because they had her like at 16, right?
Which, you know, that's normal mom steps in and she's helping them raise the daughter.
And so, you know, a lot of things didn't fall into perspective until I had our first child with him.
And now he's in his 30s and I'm like, you know, it's different for you now.
you should really be more involved with your daughter you should be doing a lot more you know if you
come home from work it would be cool if you can spend like at least an hour with her play with her
do something but he comes home we'll hold her for like 15 minutes and it's like right piece I'm gonna go
lay down and like take a nap yeah so I feel like yeah so I feel kind of like there's not a lot of like
involvement and to me it's rubbing me the wrong way a little bit it's been like this on and a four
year you know and then we get into arguments and he's like I'm
I'm going to take your daughter from you.
And I'm like, you know, how are you going to do that when you're not even the person who's taking care of for everything?
That's very good to say.
That is very.
Yeah.
I would tell you, like, honestly, as a mom and having been, like, a young mom and all of that, one, we have a lot of feelings.
Two, we're always going to do more than other people do.
Like, such is the job of a mom.
I don't know that it could ever be equal.
Like, first of all, pariendelos, giving birth to them.
That's more than another person can do for your child, you know?
but I would also be very, very understanding to your own self, your own psyche.
You are going through so much.
A year is nothing.
Your body's coming back to normal.
Your hormones are trying to rebalance.
You're probably looking at yourself a little bit different.
And then, man, my man gets to go out in the world, gets to sleep.
I can't.
All of these things are like in your brain right now.
And valid, they're all valid feelings.
But I would be careful of doing like really hard decisions off of these types of
feelings.
And then I would also look at Swagra like, oh, damn, her giving the baby to your man
would be helping you know because you're the one saying he don't help.
Forcing him.
He doesn't.
But I feel like she does it in a sense to where they grew up taking care of the first daughter.
Or he, she was always with him that it's like, my son will always be the best person to
take care of his children, you know?
And so I think if he was.
Yes.
And so I feel like if he was to ever move forward or like if anything worse to ever escalate to the point where he's like, I'm going to take your daughter from you.
She would completely back him up, you know.
And to me that's her fault because it's like, look, like I take 100% care of your granddaughter.
And so I just feel like it's a shot at me because it's always like, oh, well, you know, how's Ash doing?
Like, is she taking care of the baby?
Like what else am I going to be doing?
Of course I'm taking care of the baby.
So I just feel like she looks at the situation as his past situation.
And I'm like, look, I'm not 16.
I'm not, you know, I'm not the baby mama.
I'm in my daughter's life.
And so I kind of feel like it's little shots like that to where she's looking at this
situation as her first situation that happened with her son where she should be taking care of the baby.
And the baby should be in her life and things like that.
Maybe it's not your fault at all.
Maybe it's she doesn't have confidence in the women that he chooses because of his past.
good point.
That's a good point.
But I do also feel like she should know me enough to know that, you know,
I'm doing my part as a mother.
Yeah.
Well, how's your relationship been with her besides, like, just past year?
So it's been good.
Like, I don't really ever have any beef with my soccer, and it's always been cordial,
normal.
And, you know, there is a slight language barrier.
She speaks for her first language is Spanish.
And, you know, I don't really know any Spanish.
So, you know, it's a little hard.
to like, you know, get on a good relationship.
Yeah.
Right.
To build something.
Yeah.
But other than that, it's been good.
It's been a good relationship.
You know, I'm very nice to her.
She's usually very nice to me.
But it seemed like after the baby came that there was just a little bit of like something
different going on.
And like to what you said at the first I was going through postpartum, you know, I had
postpartum rage at my man.
He wasn't helping.
He wasn't doing anything.
Yeah.
And of course, as a mother, we always,
we will always do more as a mother.
Are you a Sam or are you a stay-at-home mom?
No, I'm not to stay-at-home mom.
I'm not to work right now.
I've heard that one.
On her way to work and everything.
How do you feel you're doing?
Because it seems like you're doing a lot of having to prove that you're being a good mom.
How do you feel you're doing as a mom?
I feel like I'm doing a good job.
I don't know, for being a first-time mom.
You know, I feel like I'm doing a good job.
At first I was like, you know, like a stepmother to his daughter.
You know, I wasn't even, you know, I wouldn't, I don't know, like not a birth mother yet.
I was a mother figure to his daughter at first.
And now I have my own daughter and I feel like I'm doing a good job, you know, ever since she was born.
And I've been with her since the newborn stages and, you know, nobody came to help me during those times.
I was doing everything on my own.
And it was fine, you know, like I felt like I could handle everything.
everything and I have been handling everything. So I feel like I'm doing a good job. And my mom,
you know, is the one who helps me when I'm on my way to work. So she's my daycare person.
She takes care of the baby for me. Amazing. And so. So you have a support system. You're
confident in your abilities. It is rubbing you the wrong way, how your sweat is treating you.
And your man isn't helping, especially when you guys get in arguments and things are said that are
very, very harsh. Something likes telling a parent of any which your side or his side that
you're going to take the kid away. That's like, wait,
war and it's unnecessary because you guys are together you know you shouldn't go to war with your
with your spouse all right uh let's help her out 818 5205 9 actually wants to know if you've left
your man over similar situations you can't set boundaries he's talking to her this way he's not
helping with the kids and how's that worked out or if you managed to get over that hump it is their
first year at her first year as a mom you know she was a stepmother he's had kids before so she just doesn't
want to fall into where like loki you get depressed you fall into the i have to do everything and
it's just the resentment is growing and you want it to stop okay let's go to chris and monabella what's
what's up chris chris chris what up how you guys doing today good brother talk to us what would you
tell ashley home girl first off i feel like right now it's like a gift and a curse that you got going
on you got a gift because you got someone willing to be there and help you out while you can control
your emotions or you can get your hormones set back and set and also have self-care time.
The swagger.
Right now, like I said, it's a gift and a curse.
Okay.
Okay.
Swaygraza will be right there, help out.
Um, do, do what she has to do.
And I guess that's, that's kind of her time to be like, okay, let me go to the gym or let me go get my hair and nails done.
Her time.
Let me figure it out.
And I think it's a, it's also like her being a.
first time mother, she had to set boundaries.
If she wants her baby or she doesn't want the Suarez
so much with the baby, then maybe speak on it.
Let her know.
Maybe the communication isn't there where Suiara knows not to do something.
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, but she's not asking about the Suhra right now.
She's asking about leaving her man.
Yeah, her relationship.
Leaving her.
Wow, that's, that's emotions, you know.
Is your man out there partying?
Is he out there doing things?
doing things to make you want to leave him
or is he out there working trying to provide
trying to try to take care of you and the kid
and also figure out himself.
He's doing things that makes...
Not only does he have a kid already
but he has a newborn
that he has to like
that he's thinking about a future for it
and if he's not out there partying,
being at bars hanging out with his friends
fucking around like...
Hey!
Hey!
Hey, bro, hold on because that's a little tough for me
because she's working too.
She's working for the kids too
and then also helping with the kids.
So it's kind of like
why I'm doing both
so I can't really let you.
you off the hook for not helping in that sense, you know?
And then the stuff of like when they argue about it,
he says he's going to take the kid away from her.
So, so I can't be fully on, on, well, has he cheated on you yet?
That, that feels really manipulative.
No, I'm not saying I'm necessarily cheating on you,
because you don't have to go out with your friends to go out and cheat.
Yeah.
You just said Fing around and we dropped it.
Yeah.
You just said Fing around.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, I'm saying anything about cheating, but it like, is he having free time
with his friends?
Is he out there, like, like,
like going to baseball games
going going out there and like just doing him
instead of like thinking about the family
yeah you know
like when you go out with your friends
doesn't necessarily mean that you have to go out there and cheat
I know right now you the thing you said
that we dropped was you cursing and you
saying was he out there yeah
oh
he means
he mean the fiero out there is he out there
is he out there giving the fiero all away
yeah
I mean he can go out but
is he providing for the family like I don't
That's a little tough because she's providing for the family.
Yeah.
You feel me?
Yeah.
It's just that's where it can get thumpy.
You know, that's where it's like, okay, this is right.
And theoretically, in the theoretical universe that he's out for sure just getting money and he's just so exhausted.
She's out to getting money to and she's so exhausted.
So there's like that both thing.
I think that thing of like him coming home and not helping.
And when she said like I feel like I'm a single mom already.
That's super telling.
He must just go home and just lay out like, all right, I'm done for the day.
I don't have to do anything.
And when you have kids, the job just started.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Job is not done.
Yeah.
Never done.
And it's not, it's not to your convenience.
Kids are not like, oh, hey, my dad's tired.
My mom's tired.
Like, let me just chill.
No, it's like, my dad's tired.
Let me turn up.
Like, it's on their time now.
I always think about you guys with, like, stuff like that.
I'm like, wow, they really have kids and they can't just sit.
But concrete is sick A-F right now.
Yeah.
He's had to take his kids to the Kings game or else it was all hell is going to break loose.
Yeah.
But, you know?
I can't tell my kids, nothing.
Nothing.
Because I, wait, what time we're leaving?
Oh.
Are you ready?
Yeah?
You still have to go to the bathroom?
Yeah.
Like, yes.
Cool.
Yeah.
You're like, you're like, you promise, Dad?
You're not, Dad?
Yeah.
I do.
Stop, bro.
Greg, you ever been hungover?
Yeah.
All right.
Try being hung over with a kid.
I'm telling you.
Please, I want pizza.
Please, can we go to the store?
Please, I want to go to Target.
Oh, my God.
This has Sunday.
I was hung over.
just laying there and I was like, well, I'm going to do this for concrete, Leti, and Vic.
I was like, go party again.
And go day drinking.
Oh, I don't know how to pronounce his name.
Can someone else pronounce it because then I always mess up because Umberto, number three, line three.
Say it, Vic.
Yo-wez.
Hello?
Josue.
Hello?
Yo-i.
Yo-go-y?
Are you from Polartian?
Jogan.
Yogan.
I got it.
Where's that from?
Yes.
Hello.
Good morning.
Morning.
Good morning.
You know, I just, I think that ultimately it's your...
Hold on.
We had a question for you.
Don't ignore it.
She gets it all the time, I'm sure.
He hates it.
He hates it when you ignore him.
No, I don't.
What's your name from?
I was just curious.
Like, where does that name originate from?
I have no idea.
She's like, yo, what?
What?
What?
You guess it.
We're definitely related.
Yogurt?
What?
So?
Huh?
Huh?
Peninsula?
I said, I don't know where it originates from,
but I just know if you're yoga,
we're definitely related.
Oh, that's your last name.
That's your name.
What's your first name?
Oh, gotcha.
Yes, my friend is Vanessa.
Oh, okay.
Vanessa.
Vanessa.
Oh, okay.
All right, we got it.
All right, Vanessa and Fullerton.
What would you tell?
She wants to know if anyone's left their baby daddy,
a significant other because they refused to draw
like boundaries with their parents
that overstep and also don't put in their part as another parent.
What would you say to her?
Well, ultimately, I just think that it has nothing to do with a suagra.
I think it has to do with her partner.
Yeah.
The minute that he threw out, I'll take the kid in an argument.
The red flag right there, girl, like, he will do it.
The God's coming out of his mouth.
Believe what's coming out of his mouth.
And from there, you know, it's paper to all everything.
Damn.
Yeah.
I'm taking your kid.
I just document everything just in case.
Right it down.
That's so sad, though.
It is.
Have to do that with your partner.
Stressful life to live.
But maybe he's thinking about it too because that's a crazy thing to say out of an argument.
Yeah.
I have the kid away from you too.
And then probably specific.
I'm taking your kid and moving to Lancaster.
Oh.
Lancaster's a fine place.
Just punch me in the stomach why don't you?
I will.
I will.
I mean.
Imagine of Hussein, I'm done with you.
Take the kid and get the hell out of here.
See?
Doesn't sound right.
No.
Richard and San Fernando.
What's up, Richard?
It's Stan Fernando, okay?
Hey, how's it going?
Hey, Richard and Sanford.
Can you talk to us?
What would you tell Ashley about her situation with her man?
She's thinking of leaving him.
He's not doing his part as a father to her one-year-old kid.
Also, she has a stepdaughter from him, and she feels like she put in so much effort
and been there for her, but the family kind of ignores her place in the family and like the life of the
16, 15 year old, excuse me. What would you tell her?
You know, it's a tough situation, you know. I feel her pain, you know, not as a woman, of course,
but as an individual, you know, that's his, that's his girlfriend or wife. I'm not thinking girlfriend,
right? You know, he needs to, he needs to have an understanding to be able to speak to her.
Obviously, when we talk in anger, we don't get to speak to each other the right way, right?
say all the wrong things and makes things worse.
The only thing we can do as men is to learn how to think before we speak.
Same thing as women, but as we speak, if we learn this thing before we speak,
we'll be able to come out more clearer.
I know that the Swetka part, that is the mother.
That is a whole different story.
You know what I mean?
You, when you move out of your house, obviously you have a new life.
You have a new life with you and your, you and your significant mother.
Yeah, you're perfect.
coming home, I work, I work hard labor and I come home.
I still have to take my part.
You know what I mean?
A woman works 24 hours at home and we also have to take our part.
Even though we work hard labor or not, we still have to come home and help.
I mean, I think the best thing that my wife did was she brought me to Christ in order
for me to learn how to be a better man.
Oh, victory outreach.
Not only to love myself.
Yeah.
She helped you get closer to the Lord.
That's beautiful.
That's right.
Because now you have God and built your life.
That's how they make them and San Fernando right there.
Yay!
Yeah.
It was the only way that I was able to be a better man, a better husband, better father.
You know, to get me away from my idea.
I don't know what the bad man is going through, but addiction, affiliation, all that stuff.
I left that life to be a better man.
And every day I argue with, every day I'm not perfect.
I'm a Christian, but I'm not perfect.
Every time I have ever argued with my wife, I turn around and the image of Christ comes into mine, I turn around and I'm sorry.
That's the only way for us to clean up ourselves.
up ourselves and to love each other.
That's right.
We have to love each other.
We created a child.
My first born, my first born, she's 19, and unfortunately, it didn't work out with the mother.
But, you know, when we have children, we can't, you can't just say, okay, I'm going to take
my kid.
Okay, this is it.
The child hurts at the end of the day.
Hey, my boy, you cut off.
Can you repeat that again?
He just said, I just kidding.
That's right.
Yeah.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
Thanks, Angie.
Thanks, Angie.
Man, that boy was going.
He was preaching.
Thank you so much.
And that's Vic too, right?
Yeah.
The girl got you close to you and said early church mass.
Oh, you did on Easter Day.
I saw the sunrise.
I saw the sunrise on Easter.
It was beautiful.
Man, he's even wearing a cross right now.
This is a changed man right here.
Right?
He doesn't remember me before?
Crazy.
Oh, yeah.
We have tickets to go to Magic Mountain, La Montaunia Machia.
A lot of kids, either were on-string break or on-spring break currently.
I have my two little ones coming up right now.
to cause, be like little Tasmanian devils in the studio because it's exciting.
They're on spring break.
And we have tickets for you to enjoy some springtime fun, okay?
Over at Six Flags Magic Mountain, all right, we got a family four pack, but you got
to choose your player correctly.
We got Greg.
We got Con.
We got Vic already opening up.
Wow.
Freedom right there.
Sounds like breakfast.
It is.
We got a Greg, aka Chugga.
We got Khan, aka Mother Chugger.
And we got.
Got Vic, aka a.
Chug life.
Chug life, okay?
And you each are playing for somebody on the line.
Hold on, Uberto, what the heck you're doing in here?
Oh, he's recording.
All right, sorry, Roberto scares me.
Not the first time he records me.
Jimmy and Altadina is going for Greg.
Let's go.
Daisy and Torin says F. Greg.
She's going for concrete.
Let's go.
All the daisies hate Greg.
Don't worry about it, girl.
Adriana in Riverside, going for Victor.
Woo!
Shout to Riverside.
So whichever one of you, super easy game.
Whichever one of you finish is chugging.
that beer in front of you.
By the way,
that boy can drink,
it is a non-alcoholic beer.
Yes.
So, thank you.
What?
We are at work.
Calories for no reason.
Does it count if I take my shirt off
to, like, get into chuggy mood?
Oh, goodness.
Okay, talk to us.
How good of a chugger are you, brother?
I literally just chugged like four beers this past Saturday.
Really?
Yeah, San Fis Mish Swami.
What about you?
What about you?
Give me your chugging experience.
Resuming.
I'm gonna neck the hell out of this thing.
You're naked, my friend.
You neck it, my friend.
You neck it in the name of love.
I'd be surprised if I don't swallow the whole bottle.
Oh, okay, you mother chugger.
Some people would pay to see you out.
I regurgitate it.
Okay.
Vic, what about you?
I have indigestion, so I'm not sure it's going to go too well for me.
But I'm going to give it my all.
Lame.
I know.
He's lying.
On the break, he's say he's really good.
He did say that.
He's doing the thing, the thing where you pretend.
He's bluffing.
Bluffing.
Oh, bluffing.
Okay.
All right.
Ready?
Hold on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Chill, chill, chill, chill, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
That's pretty close.
Can we put a little background music or something?
Why is it great thing up a shirt?
Tagos Amargo's in the background.
All right.
We're ready.
All right.
What song?
I don't think you have Theros Amar.
But you should have made that request before we're live on air, dog.
Oh, no.
Let me ask Callie for their library.
Gin juice.
We just played it.
Blame it on the alcohol.
I already know.
I already know.
Blame it on the juice.
I know.
Buy you a drink.
Buy you a drink.
Yeah.
So three.
Two, two, one, go.
Go, go, go, go.
Chuck, chug, chug.
Dude, concrete.
Concrete's about to win.
No.
Oh, wait.
Vick stop.
No freaking way.
Concrete, are you done?
Are you done?
Are you done?
That looks like foam, brother.
That looks like a lot.
No, there's still liquid down there.
Come on, Greg.
If you get it down.
Go, go, go.
Oh, yeah, there's a lot of liquid.
There's a lot of liquid.
Wow.
Gregory, take all the foam.
Vic is dying.
Come on, my guy.
Vick, you're not even close, dude.
Yeah, I'm sorry, Greg.
Sorry, Greg.
Oh, big.
Stop it.
Who went for concrete?
Stop.
Oh, no.
Daisy.
What?
Stop it.
No, he be.
Stop it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Stop it.
It's my spit.
It's my spit.
It's my spit.
I did.
I gagged a little bit.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah.
I'm a gagger.
In a stunning turn of events.
Yeah.
Greg, it's you.
Yeah.
Wow.
Greg has nothing.
Seriously.
Yeah.
He literally.
No, he literally has nothing.
He has nothing in his life.
Please, let's give him that.
You're not going to say you won.
Jimmy.
Jimmy and Alta Dina.
Hey, Jimmy.
Jimmy, are you?
Congratulations, bro.
Congrats.
You want something.
For no reason, dude.
You want a whole bunch of foaming.
Drinking yours.
My guy.
You're welcome.
And, yes, congratulations to you.
Okay, Vic is really sad, though.
Was there anybody winning?
Is it just one person?
No, just one person won.
Mona.
No, don't let him on us.
No.
I'm disappointed at Vic.
Mono, you're not making eye contact room right now.
That's crazy.
Vic still has three-fourths of his.
I don't even recognize you right now, Mona.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
Parents and kids of Los Angeles.
The FBI wants your children.
What you're going to do?
I don't have the song.
I don't have the song.
Tic-Tek-a-D-N-M.
Can someone help me?
Can someone help me?
Come to my
way
Hey
Let me
Let's not get you now
Way
Yeah
Police no can no way
Bad boys
Yeah
Let's play it man
When it happens in the streets
We get it in the shoes
Sometimes
What?
Does it say that?
That's up
Yeah
What do you're
Out there
Bost,
Dudecha
Wow
All right
I know the cops
In the FBR
Not the same
Yeah
But I don't have an
FBI song.
I was thinking men in black, but I'm like, no, that was not the FBI either.
Yeah, that was the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
In Los Angeles wants your children, all right?
They posted high school students in grades 9 through 12 with the GPA of 3.0 or higher are welcome to apply to the FBI Los Angeles 20, 2016 Academy.
Oh, man.
Do it, kids.
A bunch of little narks, a bunch of little feds.
I'd rather than be that than gang members.
Fed juniors.
somebody on the inside.
Yeah, go be part of the FBI.
This is tight.
No more tickets.
I need a spy.
Students will spend the day with the FBI
learning about our mission both domestically and overseas.
Wow.
The wide range of violations we investigate and career opportunities with the Bureau.
What you're going to do?
Bro, this is tight.
Oh, I would go.
Yeah.
Bad boys, bad boys.
What you're going to do?
What you're going to do when Aiden comes for you.
Oh, wow.
Brother.
Aidan says you're under arrest.
Wow.
Imagine?
I would say my little homies.
They're not 9 through 12th grade, though, but they need it.
They need an intervention fast.
I think my 8-year-old is about to start a gang.
Oh, wait.
Forget join a gang.
Start it.
Anyway, if you're interested, you or your child are interested in something like this,
FBI.gov slash contact us, okay?
Wow.
Don't be a part of their.
That's pretty cool.
They could get, like, government clearance, they'll know FBI secrets and stuff.
Yeah, they get a bad.
Aging everything.
Yeah, I'll be like, you have to tell me.
It's a lot.
No, they can tell you.
What?
FBI don't have to tell you.
I'm the dad.
Yeah, but they're over age now.
No, they're under age.
No, but they're part of the government.
They have to tell you it.
They sign.
Yes.
Now you're grounded then.
Yes.
It's the date for which all of this happens is May 29.
So make sure that you submit your application and all of that.
All right.
Again, you have to be in grades 9 through 12 with the GPA of 3.0 or higher.
I think that's a good.
Yeah.
That's good.
That's good.
Check it on, my friends.
All right, let's get into some Shismation.
Zool, come here?
Now what's going on?
Cheesemation with Angie.
And Angie, before this starts, I know this is like a serious thing going on.
We've got reports yesterday that something very grave happened to Offset from Migos.
Yes, you guys.
Last night, actually, it was reported that Offset was shot outside a casino in Florida.
But he was hospitalized right away, right?
So apparently,
a spokesperson for offset,
he is doing fine and currently at the hospital receiving medical care.
Now,
they're saying he is stable and being closely monitored.
Now,
according to the police,
it happened in the valet area around 7 p.m.
last night,
like I was saying,
there was no non-life-threatening injuries
and offset was, again,
transported to the hospital.
They're also saying the investigation is still ongoing.
Right.
And once the whole,
once they got
offset and they put him in the hospital
they said that the arrow was clear
and there's no threat to the public.
Now there's been a lot of different stuff going on
saying like right now it was just reported
that rapper Lil T.J. was actually arrested
in connection to
with offset shooting, right?
But there's been a lot of rumors
going around online saying you know what
Lil T.J shot Offset
because Offset owed him like $10,000.
There's also been saying like
Lil T.J.
shot him in the leg, but then there's also a rumor saying, like, no,
Lil TJ shot Offsid in the cheeks.
Listen.
Little TJ did Sossett and ass, bro.
Arset was whooping Lil'LTJ at the goddamn hard rock,
and then what turn around, bro?
Hey, he walked off and TJ pulled a whole move and doffin him in the cheeks.
So that's another one of the rumors saying, like, that's why or that's what Lil'J did too.
And for those who know about Lil' TJ, he's been in shootings before.
He's been shot seven times and seven.
Yeah, he was shot like multiple times a few years ago.
So, yeah, he has like a history, you know, of just getting in like altercations and, you know, being on the bad end of, you know, some gunshots.
This is not good however way you put it.
Whatever the rumors are, is just even knowing that off stay got shot like that.
We've been talking about it over recent months that he's been seen in casinos, that there's women coming out on podcasting, that he took money from them for his gambling addiction.
clearly the the very public breakup with Cardi B and all of that so it's just it doesn't seem like
the best of times for off no it seems like he's in really bad shape right now like everybody's
openly being like he has a gambling addiction yeah you know and and for people to know that you know
about you and you're still there they said if you want to see offset you can just go to the hard rock
he's there every single day it says Hollywood Florida yeah Hollywood Florida Miami area so it's like as an
artists, you don't want to be that accessible if you're, you know, one of the biggest artists like that, right? And also,
it's like if you're doing that, you probably don't have security around you. Like it doesn't look
like it. Yeah. Vulnerable to things that happen like this, especially when somebody like offset,
he's kind of always going back and forth with people. Like he seems to have like a temper on him. And
this has seemingly been building for a while with Lil T.J. They were talking ish to each other
yeah. Yeah. For a while. So it's like, dude, just, oh man, I just, I wish he like gets some help and like gets away from all this
gambling, the women, the, you know, partying, all that stuff.
You got to, like, back away, man.
You know, it's wild.
We hadn't been here, and we were talking about, because it seems really fun, the life
that he initially was portraying.
Like, you made mention to be, like, yeah, I saw you walking into a restaurant and, like,
a tale of, like, seven women were following you, right?
And he was very, like, ha, ha, yeah, yeah.
But at the same time, that can only go so far.
It's lonely.
You know, it's lonely.
No, legit.
It's lonely.
And you got to think, whatever he may be.
trying to, I don't know.
Portray.
No, but like also cover.
All of that is seeping out in there and I would wait.
I would hate for something that horrible to happen for offset.
So I know Angie, a lot of rumors.
Thank you for giving us up on it.
You know what's crazy also is that like right before he got shot, like there was pictures
of him like an offset, like taking pictures with fans like you said, Vic.
Like he's so accessible.
Like he was all smiles happy taking pictures with fans and then outside of the valet he gets
boom boom, you know.
But he again, he's fine.
Yeah.
Yeah, let's say he's fine.
If it's hip hop, you know let these on.
Yeah, I go.
Rap sheet.
Let these set go.
Now, staying with the news of Offset, a lot of people were kind of wondering, like, what would be the reaction from especially people that were once close to him, like, Cuevo, who's also part of Migos, Quavo, who's also part of Migo's, Cuevo posted a story with prayer emojis and, like, the story of Offset, something happening to Offset.
Now, this is big because.
Cuevo and Offset haven't really been seen eye to eye since Migos broke up and later on the passing away of Quavo's nephew and Offs cousin,
takeoff, also part of Migos.
You know, so all of this seems like they're not in a good spot for Cuevo to post something like this
could be a sign of maybe hope for possible reconciliation.
Sometimes things go too far gone that it's like there's no coming back to that.
But at least him sending those wishes and those, that prayer emoji can give us the sign of maybe there's
something right there that can help both guys.
They're both going through a loss of takeoff and clearly it hasn't been the same since.
No, absolutely.
I know offset is obviously the one that got shot, but I feel for Cuevo, man.
He must have PTSD to just be, you know, mining his business, doing whatever he's doing,
and then all of a sudden start to see the news breakout that's like, offset was shot.
And he's probably like, oh my God, bro, not again.
You know what I'm saying?
My fellow group member last time, you know, it was takeoff, this time it's offset,
not knowing, you know, for maybe like 10 minutes, maybe you don't know, like, what's actually going on.
Maybe you can't reach Offset or his people.
So they must have been, like, really traumatic for him.
And it may be good for people to show Offset that they care about him because also Rick, Rick Flair, the legend himself.
Yes.
Rick Flair posted a picture of himself and Offset saying prayers for Offset, stay strong.
Thank you so much for all you have done for my career.
And Rick Flair is a legend.
But this song right here.
He credits with maybe like his resurgence and people being up on him who probably wouldn't, you know?
That make money move.
Right.
Imagine getting paid just to clear your schedule.
Oh.
Like just to have no plans.
Oh, my, my union for that.
Right?
Right.
Well, rumor has it that that is exactly what happened to Sizzah.
Sizzolicious was reportedly the backup for Coachella this weekend.
and next weekend should Justin Bieber.
Something happened.
He bowed out.
Maybe he don't like his stage.
Like, what I don't know, Frank Ocean,
and all of that, right?
And so they told her reportedly allegedly,
if you just clear your schedules these two weekends,
whether we use you or not, we're going to pay you like six figures.
What?
Oh, my goodness.
That's amazing.
I want that.
That's a holding fee.
Oh, that's what that's called.
Yeah, it's a holding fee.
So, like, I think because of Frank Ocean specifically.
Specifically, what he did with Coachella when he backed out.
Because especially if, like, there's negative publicity, it'll cost them way more money than whatever six-figure salary they're going to give CISO.
Right.
And to have that backup plan, Loki, is something that meets the expectations of fans that if they are upset about Justin, bro, you got Cizza.
Like, it meets the expectation of fans.
I'm still turned.
I'm still glad.
You know, it is a bummer, but I would love to see Ciz alive.
And I think that's cool, too, because Cizza and Justin have a cool relationship.
it would be weird if it was like Justin's op
if he had one.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Hey Kendrick, in case you bow out,
we got Drake a hole.
See, that would not be cool.
That would be like,
just have them then.
Don't be my backup.
You know what I'm saying?
Just take the backup.
That's what you want.
That sounds pretty cool.
That sounds pretty fine.
I don't know.
No, it's cool.
It's amazing.
This is like, hey,
you're not going to do anything,
but what did you say?
Hold me fee.
Oh, holding fee.
Holding fee.
What about the hold me fee.
Please hold me.
No.
Hold me.
That would be nice.
Is Zsa a hold you?
Okay, no, no, no.
That's not that poco.
It's weird.
Now you've made it weird.
Oh, my bad, my bad.
Yeah, so that's pretty cool.
Something to, like, think about on your way to Coachella, for those of us that are we going.
There you go.
Does that mean Cizze is likely to come out now?
Maybe.
Maybe he has no plans.
Hey, so Cizzer can't be up there this weekend.
No, she didn't.
Yeah.
Exactly.
She's completely free.
She's for show free this weekend.
She's getting paid to be free.
Let's get our knowledge on
Hey, Scott
Hello, studios
What's 9 plus 10?
Turn your line?
Look at this studio's food.
All right, Peritos,
The Man Flu is now
Back by Science,
an article that explains how people jokingly
call the Man Flu
might actually have some science
behind it.
No exaggerations.
I love that you currently have the Man Flu
and you're reporting on this.
I love it.
I know.
I don't even know why I'm here right now, guys.
The symptoms include going in the Kings game?
to make you feel better.
Yep, that's my guy right there.
I don't take jabs.
Research suggests women are...
Look, research suggests that women often have stronger immune system responses
thanks to hormones like estrogen.
Wow, I wish you had a little estrogen so I couldn't be sick all the time.
You got some.
So they may fight off viruses more effectively than men.
Studies also shows that men are more likely to be hospitalized.
See, guys?
Or have complications from illnesses like the flu.
and they often wait longer to seek medical care.
Why?
That's where your dead one is.
That's why it's not that.
It's because we work so hard.
We work so hard, guys.
What are the doctors going to do?
Fix me?
Yeah, give you medicine and make you feel better.
For what?
To bring it all in.
Still, experts say treatment doesn't defer by gender.
They just don't ignore symptoms because delaying care may make things worse.
I feel that.
The point is that you girls have hormones like,
estrogen.
Y'all have hormones too and you guys have a little bit of estrogen.
Wow.
Big dog.
Whatever.
I'm just saying, look, when we're sick, it really means something.
No, you guys are big babies.
I always hear that.
I don't like that.
That we're big babies.
You guys are.
We still go to work.
We still do our things.
We just process, guys.
What?
We just, like, the way that we heal is different.
No, no, no.
Okay.
In the perfect world, yes, we, like you, again, I totally get why you.
Your bodies are different than our bodies.
It's a whole thing.
My body.
Scientifically.
Go body.
Yeah.
The chemistry of your body is very different than mine.
Very different.
No, very different.
We get sick.
And look, ladies, look, so if your man is sick when I go on,
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She probably did.
And I don't think the issue is.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
That's right there.
That was a great.
And so Ollito.
Ew.
That was perfect.
What do you like that?
See?
I told you have estrogen.
The nose, the nose,
Da-ha.
You guys are sick, dude.
You guys are sick, dude.
It's less that you guys are babies
and more that we tough it up.
It's that part.
It's that, yeah, I'm sick and I'm here.
And I'm taking care of these kids.
And I don't want to be complaining because that's what these guys say women do.
But y'all can complain when you're sick.
That's the best part.
We're just weak.
The best part of being sick is complaining about it.
That's why we can never be equal.
You ladies are.
Go to the kitchen.
You ladies are.
strong.
We are.
We get cramps and we come to work
every single month.
You know they said that if guys had cramps,
you don't think I get cramps?
No, you don't.
Not our cramps.
Not period cramps.
They said scientifically if guys had periods,
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and it'd be okay.
Exactly because we process
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Sports.
Shoot with the J.
Shoot it.
Playball.
NBA.
Watch out because Shaquille O'Neill
is launching an all-new dunk-man league
made of 24 of the world's best dunkers
competing for a cash prize.
Ooh, that's cool.
Yes.
Shaq talked about it yesterday during the
Final Four broadcasts.
Listen to this.
We did a show about eight years ago.
Yeah, I didn't remember it.
I got over 200 million hits.
So then I took that show over and called it the Dunk Man show.
And then I said, you know what?
We need a Dunk Man League.
Since the NBA guys don't have enough pride to give us the fans what we want in the dunk
contest, all these professional dunkers have been created.
So I said to myself, along with Lilly and T&T, I'm going to have a dunk league.
Shots fired.
Yeah, shots fired at the NBA players who don't want to compete in the dunk contest.
Okay, I do have a question.
Because what is the difference between this and the dunk contest?
So it's going to be like a dunk contest with 24 people competing for a cash prize.
And it's the world's best dunkers.
You don't have to be in the NBA.
Oh, yeah.
But it's a league.
It's not just a contest.
It's a league.
It's just all day.
Competition.
All games are dunking.
Yes, exactly.
Okay, wow.
That's dope.
They're going to have judges and stuff like that.
Yeah.
And funny enough, Shaq's son, Shakir O'Neill, just competed in a dunk contest this past weekend.
And he had some word for it.
some words for his pops.
Look, hey, dad, I know you watching it.
You say you got 10 bands for me if I win this.
So, hey, I'm expecting my money.
Yeah, yeah.
Shout to my pop.
See, you have any new shoes.
Yeah, so he was.
He did.
Okay.
Yeah, he won the dunk contest.
And they've done like a mini dunk man show.
That was a preview pretty much of what we can expect.
Right.
Where a guy named Ty Jackson, who's only 5'4, that's like Angie's height.
I'm 5'2.
Okay, well, a little taller than Angie.
It's like your height.
No, I'm not 5'4.
Oh, I thought, oh.
I'm not 5'4.
Hey, little homie.
What?
I'm 5-9.
I'm 5-9.
I was giving him credit.
Nope.
You go out, Angie.
I'm going to.
Keep a short.
5-9.
Well, there was a guy who's 5-4, and he actually dumped over Shack, and you guys
have to listen to the audio.
He's literally two times bigger than her.
Shack is 7-1.
This watch him float skyward.
It looks like special effects.
So, yeah.
Did he give you hope, Vic?
Did it give you hope?
To dunk?
Yeah.
No, I can't jump at all.
Have you seen me run?
I have done to do with my height.
It's my hips.
I just have wide hips.
It's nothing to do with my height.
He has childbearing hips everybody.
I do.
See, I told you guys.
Mickey.
A little bad.
I do a little bad.
I deal with cramps just fine.
Victor.
You get your period too?
You bleed every month too?
No, no, every other month.
I'm on a different cycle.
I have a question.
No, I have a question about.
About the sports.
Yes.
That was sports.
Okay.
Did you see the preview game?
What?
This one?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So can no other shots count?
No.
It's a dunk competition.
No, I know, but I've never seen that.
So I want.
Yeah, so it's like the dunk contest, but it's a tournament style.
Okay.
Is there five and five players?
No.
Because if it's a league.
Yeah, it's a league, but it's just comprised of all dunkers just dunking.
Just a bunch of dunk contest?
Dunk contest in a tournament style.
I look you want to see a game.
And the person wins.
I want to see like five on five.
And everybody just dumps?
And then everybody's trying to gun.
You can't shoot.
That'll be kind of cool.
That'd be cool.
They do have it.
It's a trampoline league where everybody just dunking.
Oh, slam ball.
Slam ball's pretty cool.
It's already there.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, thanks.
Shackern for a coining the word slam dunk.
Yeah.
Oh, Chekern did that?
Yes.
What?
Before, what was it called?
Nothing that weren't dunking.
All right.
Thank you so much, Vic.
You're short.
On the way.
Thank you, you too.
Scrolling.
I know.
I'm very short.
I know.
I'm very short.
