Brown Bag Mornings - 6/11/26 The Clam Chowder Conscience... | Brown Bag Mornings

Episode Date: June 11, 2026

The squad attempts an intervention for Cat, who is torn over a secret "arts and crafts" love letter revealing her sister’s "lesbian for fun" past while her marriage was falling apart,. Between the family drama, the crew roasts ASAP Rocky for his risque "G-string" fashion choices and investigates why scientists are using tax dollars to bake sourdough with 5,000-year-old caveman gut-yeast. [Edited by @iamdyre ⚽] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (2:38) Chisme (5:00) Rap Sheet (8:38) Petty Police (13:00) Scrolling (19:34) The Weather W/ Concrete! (21:46) Homie Helpline (33:27) World Cup! (37:32) Ice Cube Tix! (47:29) Don't You Know I'm Local (51:28) Chisme (53:31) Money Moves (56:31) Studious Foo (1:01:42) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Before the episode starts, leave a like, drop a comment, leave a review. And yeah, subscribe so you don't miss any roundbag mornings. This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? No, cool. Good morning. Good morning.

It's official kickoff day for the World Cup in Mexico. Woo! Tomorrow is for the United States. Yeah. Today, you can catch us in the city of Ontario. Hey, you're going to be at. at the Dave and Busters in Ontario from 12 p.m. to 2 p.m. So make sure you come out and hang out with us if you can.

Broughamma tell you right now, the freeways were free and clear. I feel like everybody's making their World Cup. Nobody's going to work. Yeah. Yesterday they were like, I'm sick. I'm sick right now. Not us. Not us.

Nope. Come on. You're not sick. Don't leave. Anyway. If you do plan on enjoying the World Cup in person or you can't get tickets and think, hey, you know what I'm going to just? do, I'm just flat my drones over.

I'm talking to you to the homie, Jamie. You can't do that. Officials are warning, do not bring out your drones for the World Cup. It is a no drone zone. They will be downed. You will be fined. Don't do it. They're strict on that.

I used to have a drone and they were strict on the littlest things ever. Like where you fly it at, you'll get fine because it's connected through your phone. So how did you get fine? Tell me how they found you. No, they were like, take this thing down before we'll find you like a thousand dollars. bid you try to give a sack to the homie at Pelican Bay. What? Even if you're down the street for a lot?

I don't understand what I'm saying. They're filming drones. They're cameras. Oh, let me tell you. Okay. All right. Well, this is what you need to know that anyone found flying a drone. Will we be fined $100,000?

That's how much bread they could find you for trying to be Mr. Christopher Nolan, Mr. Steven Spielberg, and filming all over any of the World Cup venue. Yeah, they're hating because somebody could do like a sick, like recap of like whatever and then no. They want. I'm sure Univision has it under control and ESPN. I'm sure they have it under control. Yeah, I don't think they need. You never know.

Juanito's drone recap. Unauthorized. Sometimes it's the best. I wonder how much they're selling the permit to flyer drone is because that's expensive as well. Like it's like 300 bucks for the day, I think. And then to probably get one for the World Cup is probably like 10 times. Yeah, and you probably would have had to sign up for a little bit. Yeah, like five, six months ago.

Oh, it's too late now. Don't do it. Leave your drone home. They're going to find you. They're going to find you. And you're going to be on man. Then you're going to be out of drone, bro. And broke.

All right. Zool, come here. Now what's going on? She's Mason with Angie. Okay, you guys, Aesap Rocky has some explaining to do because what he was caught wearing is wild. Okay? So he's actually on tour right now. And he's performing, right?

And tell me why mid-performing, he's like, he's jumping up and down. He's wearing black cargo pants And as he's jumping up and down, you guys You can see his thong This guy is wearing a thong A thong, a thong, a thong, a thong, a thong, a tachong. That wasn't a mistake either. Not only that, but dude,

when he's, like, leaning forward, his pants are sagging and the shirt goes up again And you see his whole cheeks out. Oh, not the peek-a-boo. For free? No, bro, you guys check it out. You guys. You guys don't know fashion.

It's not a thonged. I was about to say that. All right. What do you mean? Okay. I was going to ask you, is it fashion or was that like a wardrobe mishap? No, it's on purpose. It's fashion.

Yeah. It's not a thong, though. It's a male slingshot. That's a, that's a j-string, how mean? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a string, how mean?

It's probably like, you know what that is? You know what that is? That's freaking fenty right there. That's Fenty for men. Fenty for men. Hey, he must love Rihanna that much to be wearing fenty laundering like that. that but no dog he's wearing the tongue you said you would make it clapping if i was a rihanna i'd wear the tongue every night you're with niki

i don't wear no underwear with her she gets quiro hey that's pretty wild though that's i know he risk like i've seen we've seen people wear like low-key kid cuddies worn like a crop top yeah no but before men were doing that you had young thug wearing a dress on an album yeah now you have asap rocky in concert with his thong? The evolution. Unfortunately, I feel like he'll do anything for fashion. Like, there's no limits to like the boundaries that he'll push.

Yeah, I get it. You know what I'm like that? That's uncomfortable. You're fashion. That's a wedgy. That's not fashion. No way. Your fashion.

Yeah. Do you take it to this limit? I have limits. It feels like a chrome heart's one. I would wear it. A chrome heart dog is crazy. Somewhere in there there's a cross. Yeah.

Yeah, probably. If it's hip hop You know let these on They go Rap sheet Let these set go Rick Ross Because he reported

Because he reportedly Was spotted Was spotted in a waiting area Of a commercial flight We can't let rappers be real rappers anymore. And maybe it might be his fault. Yeah. Because he does claim himself to be the biggest boss.

And he just say he's a boat the biggest of all time. He was showing off in his pool like a $4,000 pool. What are those things? Inflatable. Yeah. From Louis Vuitton. Louis Vuitton. And he's just the guy, like, you know, he said, oh, with this diamond ring on my full finger, I'm a slap 50 cents.

Yeah. So he's kind of been in that little rollout. little rollout of like you can do it like me i'm rick cross yeah and he was caught not just at the airport but also hiding in the airport like what's that fool's name that was trying to hide in nobu oh kevin durham yeah like kink you in the tree Rick ross in the airport bro we're gonna know it to you no i feel bad because it's like he's being shamed for doing normal things yeah you know what I'm saying but he does rap about opulence luxury you know private jets and stuff like and and And the fact, yes, and the fact that he looked like he was trying to hide is what cooked them.

If he was like walking up to everybody, hey, what's up? Like, how are you? You know, like, it's me. Like, it's me. It's Rick Ross. You know, I'm taking a photo. But he was like trying not to be seen. And that's what cooked them because people can tell like, hey, that guy's trying to hide, trying to be shady.

And it's like, oh, wait, it's Rick Ross. We take flights to Vegas a lot. And the flight from like the Burbank Airport to Las Vegas, you're going to see a lot of celebrities. Take that flight. It's easier. And yes, it's not like the prettiest. It's not a freaking Jay. It's not private.

None of that. But sometimes you got to think for, like, duh, this thing is, it costs less. It's easier. I don't care how much money I make. I'm going to stay rich because I'm going to save on things like this. Economical. But, again, when you've been out of your mouth like he has been recently, yeah, it doesn't work. The Drake trolls are coming.

The 30-cent trolls are coming. Uncle Murders are just a lot of them. That's why I don't talk about my private jets. Yeah, you guys don't take your private jets in Vegas? You don't have one. That's crazy. You drive to Vegas, Greg. That's crazy.

No, you guys don't? First class? I don't talk about it. No? No, I've never been inside a... I'm going to say pre-check. I don't know about you losers. Hey, that's the real...

Hey, that's the real luxury. And my parents are sentri. What is that? What? Centri. No, you got to get it. If you go to Mexico and come back, you don't have to wait in line. Oh, really?

Oh, dude, my mom every time. You don't have sentri? No, no. No, no. Oh, how poor. Wow, yeah. My dad is Elthri speaking of Shout out to Mexico

That's my game Today, 12 p.m. to 2 p.m. We're going to be out in the city of Ontario At the Dave and Busters Make sure you come out with us If you have, if you were even planning on going to work And you're just like, oh my God What skirt? Turn around, bro. We'll get your shoes again.

Just kidding, just kidding, just kidding. Go to work, be a good. You got more sick days. Come on. No, no, no, no. You're halfway through the year. My dad already broke his own finger today. You can AI that now, bro. You can AI that. No I can't hear. Pardon me, pet.

I'm sorry. Pardon me, social. All right. That's the sound of the police. The petty police. You're petty. You're just petty. I'm being petty.

Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest. Pretty and pettiest. Oh, yeah. Nick's fans have gone super saying on him after last night's incredible win and comeback against the Spurs. They are now up 3-1 in their series and close to winning the NBA

World Championship. So big ups to them. One more. Oh, yeah. You know, they did blame their loss a couple nights ago to the presence of Donald Trump. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I get it. Will they blame the win

or credit the win to the presence of Taylor Swift at last night's games? Oh, here we go. She was there. She was there. With her besties, Who were those other girls? Her home girls.

Her home girls. Supposedly reported allegedly her and her man are going to get married there. So it might have been like a venue like a scope out like, oh, I'm just doing a walk through. Walk through? That's a crazy right. She's so annoying. Right, right? It's probably partly them too.

Like hey, we want Taylor Swift here. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. But people like ESPN sports analysts that were commentating on the game and a lot of fans did not like that she was there. Check out these petty comments. Listen to this. Is that Taylor Swift down there? No, I think.

Ray was just saying her name for no reason to distract me. No, that's her. Yeah, but where? With that long ponytail. Ain't that her in the blue? Yeah, I literally was like, that's her. She's not at next time. Get out of here, girl.

Oh, so rude. That is Monica McKnight. Oh, yeah. The ESPN commentator and analyst being like, girl, what are you doing it? Damn. We don't want you here. The hate is real. Yeah.

Now, she was wearing, you could tell she was owning the, I'm just a girl. because she was wearing a blue shirt with like orange riding like Knicks colors but it said Stevie Nix. Stevie Nix was a legendary rock and roll artist. And then her home girls were wearing different like Nix, like just little little puns. Yeah, puns off. Yeah, that's funny. Oh no, that got Pia on.

Yeah, they were playing to the fact that they're just girls. Yeah, they're like, she's really a Laker fan for real. If I'm not, if I'm. Taylor Swift? She's always at Laker games. Really? Kobe gave her a banner. At Stables.

And usually a lot of these people are. I mean, I've seen Adam Sandler at Laker Games. I've seen a lot of these guys that are there at these games are also at Laker Games. Yeah. Chris Rock. It's just they got the bread. Yeah, they just got the bread. If I had the bread, I'd be there too.

And then I'm wondering, too, because no one had that energy for Jay-Z. Jay-Z literally own an opposing team. He did. He did. The Brooklyn Nets and got a lot of people that were Knicks fans to cross over. to the side of the Nets, but he was there. Yeah, 100%. And I just have to realize Jay Z's a businessman.

He don't care about sports. No, he don't care about sports. I just think he loves New York. No, he loves New York. He's there for the New York guys. He's probably a Nix fan more than a Brooklyn. I don't know. Like, he was like all in on the Nets.

I'm telling you. Well, yeah, I mean, he was the owner of it. Like, yeah, well, you hope so. But I think he was probably a NICs fan. I don't know. I think the, from what I remember, of course, there wasn't the Nets at one point. From what I remember, he was like heavy on, like even put, what is that club?

Club 40, 40. Yeah, all of that in the venue. Like, he was really about it. But yeah, it could have been a business. However, what I'm saying is you got someone that owned a team that was taking your fans. And you were like, oh my God, Jay Z's here. Ew, what is Taylor doing here, though? Haters.

We're all just hating from outside the club. True. We all want to be. Oh, no, I'm not hating. I think they did amazing. Oh, no, I love this. I love this for. They did the thing.

They did the LA thing. They beat up a car last night. Oh, yeah. They were like on top of a whole taxi. Rookies. No, but they did it. A taxi? Rookies, we were doing cop cars.

You're encouraging that. Rookies. Don't encourage that. Flip a subway. Then you'll impress me. Come on. Stop a train with people. Don't do that.

You're bad. Just kidding. Don't do that. Disclam. That would be like a train. Terrorist attack. Don't chill out. All right.

That was Betty Police. Now it is time for scrolling. Scrolling with zombies. You ready? Put the mask on. That is so funny. It's up and it's stuck. It's up.

What are we doing? Greg, what are we doing? We are doing a... Brown Bag Mornings. World Premier. World premiere right here. Brown Bang Mornings. World premiere.

Put me, you heard that? That's right. Turn your radios up, L.A. Tell what we're doing, bro. We're premiering our song, me, Concrete. That's right. Rose Cranes, Vic. Yeah, we are.

World Cup anthem right here. Can you let Concrete do it? It's a brownback boys. It's going down, brownback boys. Yeah. Greg C. You know they had a lot of... Notorious Vic.

They had a lot of... a lot of World Cup anthems that weren't doing it. Nope. So the guy said, let's step up to the pitch. I'm happy you, bro. The guy said, let's step up to the pitch. Give us 90 minutes, okay? That's right. That's right.

Let's go. Yeah. You're going to be hearing this all over the right. Everybody's going to be playing this. This is the Brown Bag Morning. Yeah. Exclusive. World Cup Anthem.

You ready? I'm ready. Are they ready? I don't think they're ready. All right. Tell us about the making of the same. Oh, pull over, L.A., pull over. Yeah.

He should have been on the soundtrack. I want to give a big shout to my boy Greg C for producing this crazy beat, this incredible hit right here. He laid the foundation of it. You know, when I was thinking, I was like, we need something that's up-tempo, you know? Like all the songs we get, they're very just mellow, very repetitive, the same thing you hear all the time.

Like what songs? Like waka, waka? More like, I mean, honestly. Waka, waka. That's right, Greg. That's right, good one. Honestly, between this and the thriller album, It's there

It's up there It's gonna be hard I'm so excited Quincy Jones Will be proud of you Greg It's like It's like Pesso Pluma

Us and then Thriller Yeah That's pretty accurate You guys are making my Because I'm gonna go down Michael Jackson Dock again Michael Jackson

Go back up again Let's go back up again Let's go Let's play it Yo this rose Cran's big And we win in the World Cup Y'all

Yeah I'll let you know now There is no way we're losing Mm-hmm No way Let me tell you why The fix is in We win in every game

It's Rose Cran's Vic And I'm winning this thing Okay play the song Play the anthem that you guys mean This is the end what? Wait, I thought this was Little Vic rapping No no this is me

You might be giving the shot Oh no I gave it a lot of seconds Don't even disrespect our anthem like that Wait You haven't got to the live Breakdown. Yeah. Because you said it was like better than Michael Jackson.

You said like, Waka Waka. Yeah. You only got like two seconds in. Bruh. Why he let big rap? He didn't even rap on his own song. Let's not parking.

Yeah. Oh, it's coming. It's coming. Ready? Can we run it back? Run it back. Run it back. They were shocked with the greatness.

But like run the good part. I think they were just shocked. Run the part that's going to beat lighters and Waka Waka. Oh, it's coming. It's coming. It's right there. It's right there. Run it back.

Let's go. Running it back. Let's go. Come on now Yeah And we win in the World Cup Y'all I'll let you know now

There is no way we're losing Here we go Who is we? Who is we? Oh my You'll get to it It's foreshadowing Is it for like the USA?

It's foreshadowing All of us Is it for Spain right now? The world True, Victor You have to hear the whole thing The fix is We win in every game

It's Rose Cranzvick Yeah And I'm winning this thing We in the field Such a baddie Like no parking on the dance floor Shut the city down Hackle up on my head when I'm

That's my gang Spangue's my gang And if all that door Concrete you ready to take over Come on Let's go Brownback World Cup 26 US Mexie and the 6

Finney go for the goal With the goals we kick Concrete Grexie the homie Vic Soccer baby the greatest game Ronaldo Messi Ochoa man Legends winning the loose blame Nothing bigger than the World Cup games

We are out here, baby, brownback team I can really smell the field so fresh, so green Where you got this year who reigns supreme Who's gonna raise a cup, who's gonna be king Going chat for your team going raising flags Every single person, passionate fans This world by baby, the soccer stand When the team hits the goal

Going raise those hands Hey, let's go Mexico Hey, let's go Mexico Yeah, we better win, dog Vic, Concrete, Greg C, Brown Bag, we gonna win, baby. Wow.

That was the last little part. Oh yeah, yeah, the last little part, sorry, sorry, sorry. Brown bag, we're gonna win, baby. Oh yeah. Honestly, it came up without the beginning part. Oh, okay, okay, okay. No, honestly, it got better when you're like, Mexico, that's my game.

Like, it got better right there. That's my gang. Yeah, yeah, I feel that. That's my gang. We just sent it to that selection. Yeah, actually, really. You guys have potential. They haven't heard yet, but.

Yeah, but it was sent. It was sent. All right, all right, we're gonna be spinning that all. Oh, cup long. What is the hook? Is it, let's go Mexico? Is it that's my game? Oh, but you ended up once.

That's my gang. Yeah, bring it back. You guys should have made the hook. Metel el-go. It's because you just tease it. You want people to rewind it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the last bar.

You want people to be like, oh, wow. Right back. running all the way back. Okay. All right. All right. We love, we love. From the Tiznais. We love that you listened to us through that. We love that you listen. And now the weather. Hell the dog. With concrete storm. Peritos then is going down today for the weather, June 11 World Cup Day Perritos. First, we watched the game today at Ontario. Mexico better win. And that's on the Sario. 80 degrees and 62 degrees at night. Teacher, what about when this plays at 5 p.m.

And the game would already have passed? Oh, you're still right. I hope they win the next game too. Manifested, manifest it. Manifested, right? Yeah, Mexico 1. Now we pray that Mexico wins on our way to Gardina. If not, Chevaludo, I'm going to be switching to Argentina.

79 and 64 degrees. Now we give the red card to this heat in the city of Indio. If me don't win, y'all going to see me crash in a bidio. Oh, my God. So he teamed it all. It's going to be 107 and 78 degrees. Yes, that's high. Let's say 106.

Lastly, we fall in love with a toxica in Santa Rosa. She tells you one thing, and manana, other cosa. 97 degrees and 61 degrees in Santa Rosa at night. So, yeah, it's going to be pretty hot today, guys. It's going to be hot yesterday. And I'm going to be hotter if Mexico doesn't win, but they are. They did already. They did.

And they did, and they're going to win next week. And you. And, Ontario, 88 and 62 degrees at night. Gardina, 79 and 64 degrees at night. Indio, 106. Oh, my goodness. And 78 degrees at night.

And Santa Rosa, 97 and 61 degrees at night. I can't wait, guys. For what? For what? For the World Cup to end. What? Because we're going to be raising that goal. Yeah.

Yeah. That goal? Oh, you don't raise the gold? The cup. The cup is gold. Oh, gold. I heard gold. Me too.

I have gold. Oh, no. I'm not going to stay. No, too. Yeah. It's because you're D's Simon. Yeah. Goal.

Yeah. All right. Thanks, Kanky. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. All right. Check this out, homie.

You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for. The homie. Help. But cat needs our help.

Cat hit us up and said, hey, Brownback, I'm Kat. And I have an issue that could tear my sister and I apart. She said, about a month ago, my ex-brother-in-law randomly hit me up late night, asking if we could talk. At first, I honestly thought he was having some kind of breakdown because my sister had told me before he struggled with depression and all his family lives out in Alabama. Instead, this man told me he found a letter while cleaning out the house after my sister moved down. out. He said it was a love letter from one of my sister's close home girls describing all the hot sex they had in detail while on a girl's trip to New Orleans. On a letter? In a letter? What is this? 90s. He told me he told me he took a picture of it,

confronted my sister about it, and apparently they already talked it out between themselves, but what threw me off is he kept asking me not to tell my sister he called me. He said he was too embarrassed to talk about it with anyone else. That's why he called me. Now, Brownback, for context, their 10-year marriage was already falling apart after this. My ex-brother-in-law super boring, never wanted to go anywhere, never planned dates, never really showed affection, and when my sister asked for couples therapy, he flat out refused. My sister always complained there was no fun in their relationship and no sex life either. I'm not saying cheating is right, but honestly, I wasn't shocked hearing she messed around with someone else. I was

shocked it was her girlfriend though i didn't know my sister swang that way she said after hearing all this i decided not to bring it up to her because they're already getting divorce anyway and not see the point in reopening wounds but brownback did i do the right thing by keeping quiet or should i tell my sister her ex called me exposing all this messy stuff behind her back hmm she did the right So her sister is Are leaving him or divorcing? Yeah, left them or moved out, divorcing? Not together.

But now she's like, well, should I tell her that I know? That I know. That he called me. She does arts and crafts. Yeah, that exactly that. Digerazos. I didn't say tiharasos. I would want to know.

Tigerosos. Blanchasos. What should have been gone? I know you were listening to the whole story, so what happened? What should we do? Blanchasos. We should iron? Yeah.

Keep it to herself. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's awkward knowing and, like, having to, like, keep that secret. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, my sister's found out stuff about, like, my ex talking smack about me. She told me, you know, I was like, thank God. And we weren't even together.

But it's like your sister finding out that you hooked up with your homie, a dude. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. No, no, I'm serious. Should she tell you about that? It's not about what she found out. about other girls what she found out about you because you haven't told her yet that's the situation yeah okay okay okay okay okay yeah i don't let's talk to cat cat hello good morning

what's up cat can you take me off of Bluetooth please baby girl I did already because you sound really really like maybe yeah it's the AC is on no it's off the radio's off everything's off oh oh okay are you lying to us You sound like you're in the air. Just like you like to your sister? Wow. Just like you lied to your sister. I'm in Irvine, so I don't know if it's Irvine.

It's not Irvine. Irvine is never the problem. Irvine has all the towers. Are your windows up? Wait. You're on CarPlay, huh? No? You're not connected to Carpillar?

No? No, I took off the Bluetooth. Oh, okay. All right. All right. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Talk to us. Talk to us. What's going down with you and your sister?

Brug. Dude, she's in an airplane right now. You are on Bluetooth. Don't lie to his cat. I'm not lying, I swear. Are we on speaker? Oh, look. No, it's still there.

We're on speaker. Cat. Yeah. You're on speaker. Yeah, take us off speaker. Okay, is that better? Way better. Girls.

I can. My bad. I'm bad. They pass us. Sounds like you were broadcasting from the five freeway or something. For real. Yeah. Irvine.

Irvine. Well, the five goes down there, yeah? Yeah. No, but like outside of the vehicle. Okay. Check this out. You told us about your sister's secret that her ex-man told you about. And you're wondering, should you let her know that you know her secret?

No, I know that she's lesbian. She was before she got married, I guess. And then she met her husband and tables turned, I guess. Oh. And, yeah, and then they were married for 10 years, and now she decided to divorce him. And I just don't see the point in telling her because they're already getting a divorce. Oh, so they haven't got a divorce yet? No, they're in the, like there.

Oh, in the process. Gotcha. Exactly, yes. Did he know? I think he's still home, but she's just like, no, there's nothing there. Oh, okay. Did he know? that she also was attracted to women? I, yes.

I mean, I would hope he would know. My sister was very always, you know, she didn't really keep anything in. She's very, like, vocal and... Open? Yes. Open for business. Exactly.

But when he told you, he wasn't like, oh, this is something I knew already. He was shocked. I was just like, okay, what do you want me to do with the information? Like, what do I, Why did you pick me? Like, why?

Yeah, like, I don't understand what, what is your intention? Like, did he intended for me to tell my entire family that she cheated? Or what, yeah, that's. And then so now I'm just like, what's the point of telling him if they're already getting a, telling her if they're already getting a divorce, but I don't want it to stir something, which I don't think it will, but there's always still a chance that, because, like I said, my sister is very vocal, very, like, And he wants to save the marriage?

Yes, and his mind, but it's not going to happen. Like, it's done. No, she loves clam chowder. I mean, once she was already there and then she's there afterwards. Oh, my gosh, totally all love clam chowder? I don't. Yes. I love clam chowder.

From Sizzler? Oh, I can't with the smell. With the crackers? From sizzler. Yes. It's my favorite. Clam chowder from Sizzler. You love it?

Yeah. Me and Hore. I love that. husband. Well. Okay, anyway. All right. Back to you.

Cat, what do you need us for then? Because sometimes I still, like, there's something more bring it up in my head and I'm like, maybe I should tell her. Your conscience. Yes. Like, exactly. What do you want to tell her?

I mean, what do you want to tell her? That he called me and told me this. Like, why. The cheese man. Yeah, exactly. You know your sister's a cheater. Yeah. You know who she is.

Yes, exactly. Yeah. So what you're going to say? That you called for achievement for whatever reason. Yeah, I guess he wanted you on his side, but you mentioned, like, not that you excuse what she did, but you can see how it got there. So it doesn't even seem like you're going to judge her. Like maybe he wanted you to judge her and like excommunicate your sister. That sucks.

That means he was like, all right, man, I'm going to burn her. Look, do you know, she's lesbian and she cheated on. me and then the sister's like yeah I know my sister and yeah she's like that yeah I don't care I don't care what she puts in herself or puts in with anybody else yeah that's right well nothing goes in here

it's just oh no things definitely happen things happen things happen yeah to do some research no have you done some research of course cat are you lesbian too

oh no I couldn't handle anybody else but me know. Best for fun. Oh. You're lesbian for fun? You're lesbian for fun? Wow. Irvine.

What's your hobby, being lesbian? And Urbite? Can we talk to your sister? All right. Okay. So I guess sometimes it hits you your little conscious little angel on your shoulder. Like, A, you should tell your sister that you know what she is. Yes.

Yes. So I guess that's the question up for debate, all right? She knows the secret. about her sister that her sister cheat on her ex. She knows because her ex hit her up. And I guess even should you tell your sister that your ex is giving the chisement to you, right? And also should you tell your sister that you just told her all her chisement to Los Angeles, I-E-O-C, Ventura County, the homies in Alabama that are listening, Arizona, Chicago, everything. True.

Exactly, yeah. Okay, okay. For fun? For funsies. You're for fun? You're gay for fun. All that time. Yes, you are all the time.

No, I'm not. I asked you what your favorite line that you want to live out is yesterday. You said, many men. Yeah, I want to kill everybody. Nah, no, you just said many, many men. For fun? And then you went, ow. Nah, who does it for fun?

You. That's crazy. You and that. You and that's going to tell her sister. She's not going to tell her. You don't think so? She told us. She's not going to tell her.

She told us. It's not my business. They're already over. I'm not going to tell her. That's her sister. But I'm assuming she wants to know. And what I think I would like to know because she's already kind of made up her mind, I'm not going to tell her. I get my little spurts of guilt, but I ain't going to tell her.

That's what she leveled when we talked about the phone. If you've kept a secret from your sibling that you found out about them, did you find out your sibling did something, and you kept it from them. Hmm. I want to know that. My siblings don't tell me anything because I'm the youngest. They don't trust me. That's a whole different conversation. That's a whole different conversation.

Did you find out something about your siblings? Maybe your mom told you and then you just, they don't know that you know what they did. Oh. That's kind of how she's living her life. I found out my stepbrother does crack. For real? Yeah. Have you told him?

I know you. I don't have stepbrother. Oh, you're so dumb. He has a half brother. He has a half brother. It's not him. No drugs. You have a half brother?

Yeah. Like he doesn't have legs or something? Oh my God. They share a parent. Like one of their parents is the same. I was like, damn, that's crazy. Oh, my goodness. Just a torso?

Just a no. Just a torso? That's crazy. Anybody? Anybody? No. So it seems like if no one has kept any secrets from their sibling that they've done, anything you found out about your sibling and you haven't kept it, then that's her answer.

Yeah, I'm a picture. Because most of them, I'm going to tell my sisters. Yeah. I'm going to go ahead and tell her. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, people... All right.

Hey, we know. We know the World Cup starts out here in L.A. tomorrow. Yep. But, bruh. We're turning up today for Mexico. Mariko. Mexico. We're going to be over in Ontario this later on in a couple hours from 12 p.m. to 2 p.m.

over at the Dave and Busters. Yep. Watching the Mexico take on South Africa. Make sure you join us, but we also got a World Cup anthem. Because, you know, they've been hitting us with the Carin-Leon, Gellero song. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Shakira did another one, die-d-die-d-die. The official made Greg want to die, die, die. Yeah, me, want to just like die and never heard again. What did you say about Waka-Waka, which is iconic? Waka-Waka, you mean Waka-Waka. Tell them, Greg. Yeah, come on. So the guys were put to the task to make their own World Cup song.

Yeah. And they did it. All right. Anyone want to introduce it? Let's go, Vic. You want to do this time Vic? Yes, this is the World Cup anthem, the official World Cup anthem. You're hearing it here first. Power 106, Brown Bag Boys World Cup Anthem.

Let's go, DJ Greg. I actually think we can't legally say those things. Take back everything I said. That was all in theory. Yeah. Forget it all. Brownback soccer anthem. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, forget what I said. Yeah. Yo, this Rose Cranz Vic. And we went in the world. Cup y'all let you know now there's no way we're losing let me tell you why the fix is in we winning every game it's rose cranswick and i'm winning this thing we in the field kicking it like lu cane no parking on dance floor shut the city down hackle up my head when i'm moving through the crowd So he's in the game.

Pussy! That's my game. 26. U.S. Mexie and the 6. Finne to go for the goal with the goals we kick. Concrete Gregsi, the homie Vic. Soccer, baby, the greatest game. Ronaldo Messi, Oceo, I mean.

Legends win, the losers blame. Nothing bigger than the World Cup games. We are here, baby, brownback team. I can really smell the field so fresh, so green. Who you got this year? Who reigns supreme? Who's going to raise a cup? Who's going to be king?

Going chat for your team. Go raising flags. Every single person, passionate fans. It's World by Baby. Understand. When the team hits the goal, going to raise those hands. Hey, let's go. Mexico. Let's go.

Mexico. Yeah, we better win, dog. Vic. Concrete. Greg C. Brown bag. We're going to win, baby. That's instant classic.

Instant classic. Instant classic. That's my game. Hey, that beat was, you guys were fighting for your life on the beat, huh? Yeah. That's too good. What's that beat flipped? I said my son.

Let's see my boy concrete for that one. You love me, mama. I can hear that in the clubs right there. Me too. Yeah. That's my gang. Really low. That's my gang.

Hey, kids, you know when you go to your parents' room at 9 p.m. The day before our project is doing, like, hey, we got to go get poster paper. And then your mom likes to you met. That's what happened with these fools yesterday. And it always turned out great. You could have gave us a month. No, it turned out. It turned out. It turned out.

It's kidding it was six months and still would have been the same thing. Same out of milk? Yeah, that's my gang. That's a bar right there. It's a bar. Okay. That's my gang. Look, we got tickets.

Tickets for you to go see Ice Cube. Tickets three to go to see Ice Cube, baby. And we're mixing it in with La Copa, okay? Which one of these guys do you think of the best lungs and all? Right? Is it big? Is it Angie? Is it Greg?

Or is it concrete? Angie, you gave us a little bit of your grito. Yeah, and my voice cracked. Yeah, my voice cracked. I had a little guyito. You did. Still in there. All right.

Well, let's see who is playing for who. Cecilia in South LA says, Concrete, you are going to have the longest golaso. Maybe. Okay. Crystal in Southgate is going for Victor. All right. Let's go Southgate.

And we got Breanne and Orange going for Angie. Oh, Brian. Oscar in San Fernando is going for Greg. All right. Yes, yes. So do a right. All right. We're going to time your guys as gritos.

Anyone want to go first? Anyone want to go first? Go, Vic, Victor. All right. Amona's going to be timing you, okay? So wait to the countdown, all right? Victor, give us your best in three. Two, one.

No! She almost fainted this. Non-smoker lungs. Non-smoker lungs. Let's go. To him and I can see his lips shaking. I had no idea when I was going to stop. I just hope I would one day.

Yeah, that was really good. Wow. That was really good. Starting off strong, starting off long. All right. That's what they say. You have his seconds locked in? All right, Angie, we need your longest goal in three.

Okay. Two, one. Go. Go! Great job, I'm proud. I'm proud. Great job. All right.

All right, Concrete. Let's go, we got some long and strong over here. We need your longest go lasso bro, okay? All right. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Time, you ready? Three, two, one.

Go! I am so proud. It's short. That's so proud. It's in this room. Anybody else lightheaded? Yeah, that's for sure. Yeah, that hurt.

You know when you're blowing balloons? Yeah, that's right. That hurt. Going up the pool. Feel kind of hot. Yeah. Inflatable. Jeez.

All right. Greg, you ready? I'm intimidated by y'all. But let's go. You should be. All right. All right. Okay.

All right, Greg. Three, two, one. Go! Call it. I can't call it. Don't you feel kind of high? Oh, my God. I'm like, whoa.

I want to say it's Greg. That was long. No, they were all long. No, they were all long. Vic was long. Vic was long. Vick and. Thank you.

Do we have a winner? Don't tell me. But do, is there a winner? Is it by a long shot or is it by a little bit that they won? My head hurts. They won by eight seconds. By eight? Oh, what?

Eight seconds. What? All right. That feels long and that's only four seconds. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we can meet them. Now we can meet them. You guys did.

You guys did an incredible job. You each were playing for a player. If you don't remember who the player you were playing for, Cecilia in South LA was going for concrete. Victor, you got Crystal in Southgate. Angie, you got Brianna and Orange. Oscar and San Fernando was going for you, Greg. Okay.

Depending on who had the long. youngest go lasso call that person wins a ticket, okay? Well, I just asked, I asked you guys I asked you guys off air who you think won. Angie did really good. I think Angie. Yeah, Angie did amazing.

Okay. Who do you guys know for sure did not win? Smoker loves. Sorry, con. It was a valiant effort. But it was good. That was good. You still beat the guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, Vig, you're for sure you beat concrete.

I, like if this was a betting app, if this was a betting app, how much would you bet that you be Concrete? Probably like Plus 300? $20. 20 bucks? Angie, how much would you put that you be concrete?

100. 100? Yeah. That you be concrete. Damn. Compete it. Confident. I beat myself.

I beat myself every night. One million dollars. Khan, who are you betting to win? Who do you think would win? Who do you think one? I think Angelica won. You think Angie won. Wow.

And how much would you put up the NG one? Four bucks. Whoa! And Greg, who do you think you beat and who do you think? I think Angie won. Uh-huh. What? But I beat Vic and Con.

You beat both Vick and. Yeah, but I don't think I beat Angie. How much do you need to put on that? I'll put $100. I'll put $100. Confident. I'm going to be a really rich woman. Yeah, mom.

Really? Dang it. Mom sent me $100 right now. All right. I'm going from who was the shortest. Okay. To who was the longest. Keep in mind.

That Ramona did the. This timer. I look at it. Okay. Conqueray Wanda. Then we went to the page and I was like, this can't be real. I was astonished. Like, my ears heard something different.

Yeah. Concrete one. No, but Ramona was technical. Ramona did the timer. And she has that look on her face. She's ready to get down. You guys got a problem with it. By the way.

Amor. It looked good today, Mona. Okay. The numbers are already in. The numbers are already in. You're beautiful today, Mona. All right. This is for Ice Cube tickets and also shout out to Mexico's

First game today. We're going to be over at Dave & Busters in Ontario. If you want to come Rockwoodis from 12 p.m. to 2 p.m. Pull up. So this is fourth place. Fourth place. Fourth place. Coming in, fourth place.

In our Golazo call challenge. Oh, I should do the. Keep doing that. Keep doing that. I'm great. I'm great at teasing. You are. Ready?

Yes. This is for fourth place. Rose Cranes. What? You're freaking loser, man. Who's this guy? Shorter than concrete? No, no, I get it.

What? shorter than concrete. He almost turned purple. So 20 bucks, bro. 20 bucks. I understand. It felt long. Hey, yo.

Dark place. Third place. Third place. So check this out. Vicks was 12.52 seconds. What? That's it? Yes.

Concrete's was. 20.4 seconds long. No way. There's no way. Isn't that way? No, there's no way. Okay. Do you see how I was tripping?

I was tripping reading this. Like, are you sure? Can we challenge the play? Are you sure you didn't just write the numbers going? Okay. All right. All right. Second place.

Do we ask for a second opinion? Or the winner. From Daniel, we have audio. Yeah. So this would be second. Yeah. So do I do who won? Yeah.

No. If you know second place, then you know who won. Yeah, you're right. All right. And the official winner of our Long Golazzo Call Challenge, winning your caller, tickets to go see Ice Cube at the Long Beach Amphitheater is... Greg won? Greg? What?

Greg who came in at 29.54 seconds. Are you sorry? All through 30 seconds. He did have an extra little four seconds that I was kind of, remember? I was like... And then he kept going. And then he kept going. And he was at 21.46.

So he beat someone by eight seconds. Wow. I'll take it. I even doubted myself, too. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. His lungs are still baby lungs. Oscar in San Fernando.

Oscar in San Fernando. Brother, you are going to say you. Hey. Hey. Hey. That's how he's San Fernando for you. What's up? This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill.

Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local Amen This freaking fast and furious ride If you've been keeping up Like we were up on it As soon as they put up That hey we're building something

And it's like fast and furious And then you see they were building the track And it's going around the escalators And then the freaking cars came out At first they were wrapped Like you didn't know which cars will It was gonna be Then you see the cars it is

This freaking Tokyo drift themed Yeah Ride that's going to be coming June 26th to Universal Studios and we're trying to get in bro yeah bro I remember when the freaking Super Mario area first open that was tough it was hours of waiting you got to do reservation had to sneak in really tough I still have it go okay don't say that I don't know that the statute of limitation is has gone by yeah I had to yeah tell the attendant look over there

no one we're trying to figure out our best way into the freaking ride. I'll see if I could talk to somebody. Well, we did talk to somebody. We talked to none other than Ludacris. Luda! They should let him in, right?

He can't get Charlene. Luda. From the Fast and Furious franchise, of course, oh, freaking rap legend, still making music, man. And he came through. We asked him like,

April, do you by any chance to get on the ride still? Because we would like to go with you. Listen to this. We've been really trying to go ride the Fast and the Furious ride at Universal Studios.

And if you go, they're going to let you in. No, I'm going to be honest. I'm probably going to have to ride that ride. I knew it. I'm going to have to, like, probably take some aspirin or something before him. You know, I'm going to get ahead of it. It runs through the escalators and everything, Luda. Yeah.

But it's literally, I believe it comes out in like two weeks. Yeah. For letting people go on. So Fast and Furious ride, y'all definitely got to do that. It's in your backyard. Yeah. He was not helping us. No, he was like, you guys.

Yeah, it's super great, right? Super great. See you guys over there. Go check it out. Go check it out. I was in the faster for the franchise too, guys. I can probably get you guys in. Oh, you were.

Yes, guys. I can probably get you guys in. This is extra. This is Luda. Like, get back. You don't know me like that. Get back. Yeah, but this is concrete.

I know, guys. That's not me, fool. But I can, you know, I have a pivotal part in the movie. Yeah. You guys go way back, huh? Oh, yeah. What was the thing? Yeah.

You got to watch it. Fast seven. Oh, fast seven. He's too fast. He's in like six of them. He's fast. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, but is he there fast in seven seconds? No. No. Yeah. I die. Is it the movie? No. Hey, the fact that you're in the Fast and a Furious movie.

Franchise? Franchise. And you're also in the Tupac movie. I'm in the Tupac movie. Ludac is not in the Tupac movie. Ludic is not in the Tupai movie. He's not. He's not in the Tupac movie.

Can you believe? Concrete was in the Tupac movie on his cell phone. On my iPhone. Stan Lee, bro. He was answering and calling his Apple Watch. One of the odds, right, that I'm in the Tupac movie. Pretty good. Pretty good.

Are you to get us it to the right then? I can make a couple calls, guys. What? I have season passes. I'm trying to figure it out. We're with Goon number three right here. All right? Yeah.

That's... We're with homies number seven. Yeah, exactly. I was a part of Noel's crew, guys. I was a part of Hector's crew. Yeah, we could tell. We do that. Okay.

Okay. We could have guessed that, brother. Well, was that in the movie or not? You were. You were. And I wanted to tell Luda Chris, but I didn't want to outshine him. Oh, yeah. Give it tip pop.

Zoola, come here? Now what's going on? Damn! She's Mation with Angie. Okay. So we also had to talk to Luda about area codes, right? And low-key, area-coats gets him in trouble.

By his life. The song area-cote. Listen. Luda, Jay-Z recently said he talked about, like, how he didn't change, but things he may have believed didn't have changed as he's, like, kind of grown in hip-hop. He's, like, saying, like, money over ho-h-h-h-that don't work anymore. Granted, he had money cash. But, you know, that was his life at one point.

Are there things where you're like, that's not me anymore? I don't necessarily believe in that. Of course. Like, Area Code's is the song. Like, I'm married now. So, you know what I mean? Like, I can sing the song, which it was from that time, but that's not me anymore. You know, that's a good thing.

Of course, you grow up. You grow out of certain things, but that was perfect for that time. Right. It was authentic for that time. She's like, babe, I have to perform it. Like, God, I have you. She's good. Okay, so she's not Latino then.

That's the show. No, that's a show. Oh, you're going to see. Go sing your song. Go sing your song. That's not Latino. his up. Go see your little song.

Yeah, go see your little song. Yeah. That's a cute song, Chris. Oh, my goodness. Go, Chris. What's crazy? That one. Classic.

It's a classic. In different areas. What's crazy is that we actually posted the reel, right? And his wife commented saying, go sing a cute little song with laughing emoji. That's crazy. Oh, so she's going to say that. So he is in trouble.

Yeah, he does. Dude. I like how she, like, engages in the. That's cool. Yeah, that's really cool. It's a baby girl. She's got to go through it. Like all his songs are like motivated in some way, you know, a lot of them.

So that's like where you got to kind of sign up for sometimes. Yeah, yeah, you're signing up for Ludicris. On every single album, he had a song for the H. That and then pimping all over the world? Yeah. You think he tells her to move? Hell no. No.

Hell no. It's the other way around. Move wife. To make money move. That make money move. All right. I'm going to say this right now. Scientists need to be defunded.

What? Oh. Scientists need to be defunded because of what they're freaking doing. Last week I told you guys about how scientists made sourdough bread. Yeah. From yeast. Of a caveman. That they found from the body of like a 5,000-year-old caveman.

Yeah, they found it in his guts, like all the yeast or whatever bacteria is. You need to make bread. And they made bread. And I guess they were like doing it for a long time, like try it and fail. And then they ate the bread. They ate it. They said it was good. Come on, man.

Why is that necessary? It's not. Imagine being a caveman and you're in your last bread. You really know like, bro, this is not it. You are going to come back as bread for some scientists. Nope. A loaf of, does that make you accountable for eat that bread? It is.

That's what we talked about. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. It's crazy. So not to be outdone over here in Jurassic Park. There is a leather bag, okay? It's going to be auctioned today, June 11th, in Paris, with an estimated price of 300,000 euros and 500,000 euros, right?

This purse is made out of T-Rex leather. All right, that's pretty cool, though. T-Rex leather? That's pretty cool. That's kind of leather. That's actually fire. So I guess they had some type of collagen traces of collagen that they found in a femur of a T-Rexamor. of a T-Rex in Montana.

Oh. And they used that, extracted it somehow, and have made a leather, a T-Rex leather bag. That's so far. Peter can't even hate on that. Yeah, you can. That's next-level science. You can hate on that. Because there are diseases we need cured.

Yeah. Like, there are things we need answers to, bro. Exactly. Exactly. I'm not trying to die of some curable disease because you fools are using the funds that go to science to make leather bags. Nah, come on. we have ostrich botas and stuff like that.

I want a taradactyl belt. But that's different because that's all fashion. This is a scientist. Let a fashionista do that. Terradactal belt. Go let Willie Chavaria get into the college and a little T-Rex. Yeah, what?

That's fire. Okay, so whatever you end up passing away from, imagine there was a cure. Just remember he had a taradactal belt. When I pass away, put me in that belt. It's okay. You guys are going to come back as bread for someone else. Oh, don't spread butter on me and eat me.

Someone else is going to get the U. yeast from your gut and make red if we're all for it. Oh, man. I'm just saying, I'm just saying. And how can we never know scientists? How can we never see someone like, hey, what do you do? Oh, I'm a scientist. Yeah, have you ever met a scientist?

No, I've been a scientist. Yeah, I have. Who? Her name's Mariah. The scientist. Oh, God. Oh, God. Yeah, I don't know about that one.

I was thinking Bill Nye. Hey, Scott. Hello, studios. What's nine plus 10? Turn your line? Look at this, studious. Yeah, levantence, wevones. That's all right.

Yeah, levantines, dude. The workforce is losing men. One out of three men are not working or not looking for a job. Can you guys believe that? Wow, I don't believe it. No, it's crazy, dude. Some men are able to work or unable to work and have disabilities or health problems. Horrible.

That's what they need to take care of yourself, dude. So, boom, blah. The people say, oh, I can't find a job. I can't find a job. It's because you're not looking, perro. You're not looking, guys. because they're not actively searching for work. That's why unemployment rates can appear low

even with millions of men remaining outside of the workforce. They just don't want to look for a job, dog. They're tired. It's not on Instagram. We're cancansados. We're just cancansados, Jan. Okay, so I'm reading this. And a lot of these guys are just becoming influencers

and they're doing content. They're content creators, dog. Oh, how dare they? It's hard to get paid from that, too. Yeah. So I'm reading your study. It says several factors are driving the drop. Older men are retiring.

Yeah, they're retiring. Younger men. And they're staying in school longer. They're not, you know, and honestly, because they're staying in school longer, they're not getting married. They're not having kids. Yeah. You know, a lot of these new couples are not having kids are like probably like early 30s or mid-30s now, dog. You know what I'm saying?

So that's why foods don't have to work. They don't have a family to feed, dog. They do have to work. Yeah. They don't have to work. They're not as, as motivated. Yeah. They're not as motivated.

What motivates you to come to work every day, Vic? My son and my kids. See? That's what I'm saying. That's why foods aren't. having, they're not doing it because they're not having kids. Yeah, I do it for Los Angeles. Ooh.

For the kids, Los Angeles. For all the baby mamas. But I have two homies that are in my group chat that don't have jobs. And we always roast them. And we're just like, dog, at least do something, like a warehouse or anywhere. And it's like, no, they're not hiring. And I was like, I swear, I'm going to apply just to prove that they're going to hire you. You should.

And because they swear, like, there's nobody's hiring, nobody's hiring, nobody's hiring. You're just saying that because you're not getting the job that you want. You get me? So they're not getting the jobs that they want, so it's making me. And like a lot of jobs are changing. Yeah. A lot of foods are not tech savvy and a lot of jobs are changing towards technology. And that's why foods don't want to do that, dog.

Yeah. And it's just more dudes not participating because right here it says that a man who is not working but is also not searching for work, they don't count you in unemployed. No. Yeah, because you're not even searching. You're not even looking. But you are, though. You're just a bum.

Oh. Yeah. You're just. So what would you call it? Like if you're not, if you don't have a job, like that's messed up. We know the different factors. Yeah. But also if you're not looking, if you're just comfortable.

Yeah. And it's a maintained. Yeah. Straight maintain. Yeah, you have to look for work. I remember when I was unemployed, you have to like log on to the thing and then like you have to put in who you talk to where you search. Stuff like that if you want unemployment. I called on my homie for that because he was like, oh, I applied to that place.

I was like, you did. He said, yeah, nobody's hired. They're not hiring there. I went on, I went on to the website, went to the careers page and there was a list of jobs. I was like, bro, you're kidding me right now, right? And he's like, oh, those are new. I was like, those are new. Oh, my God.

Why don't you give them my job? Because I have trust issues with people. I had, I had hella unemployed homies and I gave them gigs. I tried to, like, that's the thing. Yeah. Well, they was unemployed. And she was self-employed. With my homies, I'll try to give them a gig and then they just go mess it up.

And it's like, dog, I did not just pull all these strings for you to mess it up. Oh, doesn't that suck? Yes. There's been plenty of those. Yeah. Yeah, so it's like, I'm not going to offer you the job. Yeah, you can't do it for them and then they can slap you in the face with it. Yeah.

Yeah, had that happen to. They start stealing at the job. Dang. That's your co-sign? I've had a couple of homies steal from me. I had to fire them. Oh. That's why, though.

That does feel like eight dudes like get it together, bro. The world's going to move on without you. Yeah. You already have these girls paying half. Yeah. Now they're not even looking for work. That does sound kind of comfortable, though. I mean says

I know there's times where I want to be a part of the one-third Sometimes sometimes they live better lives than us Absolutely How are you in Peru

right now? You don't even have a job I haven't had Good cereal in a long time Since I was on EBT My homie What do you mean?

Oh because when you get the You know When you get that EBT That way you get the good stuff Yeah You get the stuff That has you

And your health problems Yeah No It's bad Either way We're mad My homie was at Mastros

Mesh, I was like, how are you? Unemployed? Yes. He's been unemployed, homie. No, I'm not going to do that. So you're kind of calling him out. Yeah, you are. Because there's like multiple that one.

Jesus Christ. First letter. H. H. Yeah. No, he's here. Hector. Hector.

Damn you, Hector. No, but I was like, Piss. I was like, what the hell? He has a little better than I am. Yeah. All right. There's a lot of jealousy here, tone. But yes, you guys.

Stay well, don't. Keep doing your thing, Perito. No. No. We don't need these guys taking up traffic. The more losers we have on the freeway, the more traffic there is. So stay out of my way. Oh, my God.

That makes sense somehow. I get it. I get you. I get you. I get what you mean. Stay out of my way. Shoot the J. Shoot it.

Playball. All right, you guys. The Knicks player who won game four last night tried to do his best Kobe impersonation, but nobody bought it. Uh-oh. All right. So the Knicks came from 29 points behind to beat the spurs yesterday, 107 to 101. because of a last second tip-in shot by Nick's player OG

An An Anobi. No, that's because U-T performed, Big. That also had something to do with there, and Big T wasn't in the building. That was helpful. But he was asked about... You call him Big Tee? Crazy. I don't like to say his name. But he's like a better name. Yeah, Big T right there.

He gave him a better name. That's like you're calling your homie name. Oh, we knew it. We knew it. I don't like to say his name. There's a lot of them. They call Chito men. Yeah, the origin. Nah, no, no, he said big T. Like, if he's your friend.

That's your boy. That's your big perr right there. That's your perr right there. He did get me money one time, but we're not friends. Oh, my God. We're not friends. Anyway. That's your main.

So O.G. Adanoi was asked about making that, you know, that incredible play and winning the game for them, essentially. And he tried to act like Kobe after game two of the finals. And it just didn't work out. I'm going to play Kobe's classic sound bite first. of Jobs Not Finished, and then I'm going to play you OG's version. Your game face has been on the entire series. I'm still waiting for a big smile out of you. You're up too old.

What's the story? Are you not happy or you're only half happy? Instead of it be happy about. You're up too old. Jobs not finish. Job finish? No, I don't think so. So that's Kobe's classic Jobs Not Finish.

I remember even seeing that one from Kobe, and I always kind of felt like he was about to crack. Like he was about to smile, but he didn't. He didn't. He stayed in character. So this is what O.G. Anobie tried to do. Try to seem like he was too cool and too calm and trying to do his best COVID impersonation.

Listen to this. You just hit the game-winning shot in an NBA finals game in front of your home crowd. How does that feel? It feels cool. I mean, everyone's pretty excited. I'm excited, too. I'm excited too. We're all excited.

We're enjoying it right now. But we're just focused on the next game now. Everybody started laughing because he started to smile. He had a cool, like a stern face. Like, yeah, that's cool. Everybody's excited, I guess. And then all of a sudden he started a smile and everybody just started laughing. Everybody's like, come on, dude.

Dude, he's going to be regarded. Like, he's going to be a New York legend for years to come for that shot. Yeah. I hear that game was insane. I didn't watch. I was watching that game folding clothes. I couldn't even finish, though. Your baby's clothes are all this bad.

It was, dude, the game was so good. I'm not a Knicks fan. Oh, yeah. I'm an NBA fan. And last night I was like, the NBA is back. Like this, it felt good. Historical, huh? It felt good to watch a historic franchise like the Knicks.

Dude, big win. Dude, that's like one of the, what is it? I mean, that's the greatest comeback in NBA history. Yeah. And to watch it, live was dope. It was, yeah. It was like one of those games where it's like, oh, man, just wrap it up. They're going to lose.

The Knicks are going to lose. Down by 29 points at the half. but they came back. Unreal. Unreal. I don't know. Did you text Big T? He was probably asleep.

Shout out to Big Tizzle. For a fo'all. All right.