Brown Bag Mornings - 6/12/26 God Sent Me An Edwin... 🫠 | Brown Bag Mornings
Episode Date: June 12, 2026The squad attempts to rescue Edwin from a "Paraguay Princess" who is using his World Cup tickets as a "blessing from God" while leaving his dinner invites on read. Between the relationship chaos, the ...crew investigates whether Shakira used a "swollen" stunt double for the World Cup opening ceremony and reacts to a Michigan scammer who got caught with a bag of chocolate coins instead of $700k in gold. [Edited by @iamdyre 🧟♂️ Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (4:31) Chisme (6:48) Rap Sheet (8:50) Petty Police (13:40) The Weather W/ Concrete! (15:03) Homie Helpline (49:04) Ice Cube Giveaway (55:36) Chisme (59:40) Money Moves (1:04:18) Studious Foo (1:07:18) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Es? Don't you know I'm local?
No, my goodness gracious.
Oh, police officers.
Video, don't point that at me.
Sorry, big. Chill out.
There was horseplay going around between a few Pasadena cops.
and one got shot.
What?
All right.
There's video just released, you know,
the Pasadena police officers just released video of an incident that happened a few months ago
that you have to go check out Brownback Morning's 106 on Instagram,
where it seemed as though a couple cop cars were seeing each other.
They met up.
They're like, ha-ha-h-h-h-he.
Like when you see your homie and traffic are outside and you're just like,
hey, what's up, bro, where you're from?
Right?
They did that in cop version, which is pulling out guns on each other.
Crazy.
Only thing is that when one pulled out their weapon,
And it actually went off and hit the other cop in the shoulder.
And he has survived that incident.
Like I said, it happened a few months ago.
But now people are saying, bro, this is dumb behavior by police officers.
It is.
They look like fools.
Like the one guy pulling out the gun and then all of a sudden, like three seconds later, he gets shot in the arm.
Then the other guy is like, oh, no, what happened?
Like, it was complete.
Yeah.
Just like, you guys all look like idiots.
I mean.
Wow.
I feel like you look like dudes.
Yeah, we do that.
Well, yeah.
Like, that's dudes behavior.
But we don't have that serious of jobs.
Oh, true.
But even in whatever job you have, you're going to be dudes.
We have someone in the most serious of jobs acting this way right now.
That's like the epitome of play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Absolutely.
Like, they win the award of the year for that.
Yes, yes, yes.
Like, there was one time at a shooting range, it's a viral video where these dudes are pointing guns at each other.
At a shooting range.
Oh, my God.
So it's like, yeah, I get it.
It is dude behavior.
It's dude behavior.
I love how we're like moral high ground now.
Like, oh my God, cops are such idiots.
Like if you all aren't giving sure of tongue wedgis.
Yeah, but you got to know yourself.
Like, I know I'm stupid like that.
So I'm not going to give myself that important of a job.
No, but the job is very important.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But not like guns.
You know what I'm saying?
To point.
All dangerous.
It's not life and death.
It's a loaded weapon, dog.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Is it only okay when the foals on the street do it?
Because I feel like legit.
They do it.
Homies have done that to each other.
That being way.
Point and loaded guns.
Yeah.
Just in uniform.
Little cheddar bob at.
No, legit.
Cheddar bob who's out there.
Movies in real life, you guys.
Movies in real life.
Now, the Pasadena officers are being investigated.
I believe one has been put on leave because of what he did.
The other one, again, has recovered his shoulder injury.
But imagine being the cop that got shot.
and then, like, you're trying to pull someone over?
His story?
Yeah.
At the bar?
Oh, I got shot on the line of duty.
He was like, no, you did it.
What happened to?
He got shot.
It was a bank robbery.
I survived the...
Wait, aren't that guy from the video?
I survived the Pasadena shootout.
He did it while my back was turned.
Yeah, all of that, all of that.
I drew first, he drew second.
And you know what was crazy?
You would think that the rest of the cops was shoot
start shooting, how do they know that's not like a
cop gone rogue? True.
Because the other cops were just there.
How do they not know that
the cop just went crazy? No, the one
that shot, the one
that shot at first, but like not shot.
Like, let's say, I pew at you
and then you pew back at me.
And then I was like, shot at. But you actually hit me.
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, that's what we're doing.
Oh, now we're doing.
Both of you, having pointed fake guns at me, you and Vick, it's just making me feel scared.
I would have put the car on, bong.
I would have just gunned it to 88 right there.
You would have rat me over?
What that?
I ran your ass over.
Oh, my God.
What happened?
Dude, why were you standing there?
Who stands in front of a car?
I don't know.
I don't like this imaginary violence against me.
I don't
Dude on Greg
Somebody
Yeah
Yikes
Sorry let's go to Cheez-May
Do you
Come here
Now what's going on
Damn
Cheesmation
With Angie
Okay you guys
Tracy Morgan's being
Straight up rude
To the teachers
Or who knows
Maybe you might agree with him
Okay
So Tracy Morgan
If you guys don't know
He's a comedian
And actor right
He was actually
Sitting down
With Marcelo Hernandez
Which is also a comedian
I know him
A lot from S&L right
Yes
And so Marcello was pretty much sharing that in school, he would get in trouble a lot because he would talk a lot, right?
And that's when Tracy went in on teachers saying, like, you know what, I pretty much don't respect them.
They told me I did mischief.
No, they didn't understand you.
You had a sense of humor.
And they couldn't control that.
So I gave that to you.
And now look at it.
I'm getting paid for mischief.
And they still make a minimum wage.
You know how much some teachers probably make it right now?
Man, not enough.
And I can't stand teachers.
You know why?
Because they have a ceiling.
They have a limit.
That's all they ever going to be.
Ouch.
That sucks.
Marcelo tried to like clean it up.
He's like, yeah, not enough.
And then he's like, yeah, they suck, don't they?
They have a ceiling.
He thought he was agreeing with him.
Yeah, he must have like some teachers must have really pissed him off back in the day.
Tracy.
Tracy.
Yeah.
Like he feels like very like, I hate you guys so much.
Yeah, but I mean, we all have that one teacher that maybe they were mean or rude to us or whatever.
Oh, yeah, Miss Hanson.
Yeah.
Yeah, see, but it's like you don't have to go in this respect all the teachers and saying all that stuff.
Yeah, but you want to deep down.
At least I do sometimes.
Just one, though.
Just Miss Hansen.
I deserved it, to be honest.
Really?
You would get in trouble a lot?
Me?
Because you were a comedian?
No, just because I wouldn't show up.
And then what happened when you did?
That's something different.
Oh, wow.
What happened when you did?
I still wasn't present.
Oh, my God.
I was there, but I was there.
You know?
Yeah.
So you do agree with Tracy?
No, no, no, no.
No, it's not their fault that I was a moron.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm like, you know.
The teachers were trying their best.
Yeah, they were doing their best, dude, you know.
You're like, Conker, you're better than this.
You're better than this.
You're like, no, I'm not.
I'm really not.
If it's hip pop, you know let these on.
Yeah, I go.
Rep sheet.
Let these set go.
Oh, shout out to our guy, Young Jog.
E.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Asked me your course and light, job where you stay.
Tell him college far.
Atlanta where he's from has not been too nice to him.
Okay.
A few years back, a little baby.
And 42 Doug have a song called We Paid.
And in the song, there's a bar about how Young Jock is broke.
Kind of like, at least I'm not broke like Young Jock.
Or I'll do this until I'm broke like Young Jock.
It was just very Young Jack's broke.
Far ago broke like John.
There you go.
And so Young Jack was talking to T.I.
Another Atlanta native on Tia's podcast recently and was upset that Tia brought up the song.
And it's kind of like, bro, why you bring up that song?
It happened so long ago.
And Tia could not stop, like, I guess, giggling about it.
Listen to this.
Can you ever get on one of my songs?
Yeah.
And it's my single.
And he say Tibble pussy.
Man, but they, but, but, but, no.
He never called you a pussy, though.
What do you?
He thought me broke. We thought you were broke, bro.
But watch it. How long ago they had that song come out?
I don't know. What was it, six years ago?
And you talking to me about that goddamn song six years later.
It was jamming like a mother.
It was that strong and that powerful.
It was jamming like a mother.
I don't take it like that.
It's not the same level of disrespect.
I don't feel that it was intended to be disrespectful.
It was intended to make a point.
It was intended to make a point.
What's the point?
The point is.
The point is he's not broke and Jockey.
So, this.
Jock is so mad still.
Like, bro, I'm not broke.
Why are you?
You're interviewing me right now, you have?
He was because 42 Doug was spreading misinformation.
I don't need to hear you.
You're all killing me on him, man.
I think you'd expect to see him to the bedroom.
He's like, no, no, you broke.
Damn, that's a lo I like.
The Pettie Police.
The Petty Police.
You're petty.
Just petty.
I'm being petty.
Petty, petty girl.
Pretty and a pettiest.
Pretty and pettiest.
Yesterday, big up to Mexico and all Mexico fans for that week.
Opening of the World Cup, major win.
Shout out to, we got those three points.
Very, very happy that we got those three points because we won the game.
It's math.
I'm trying to explain it.
It's three points.
That's three?
Anytime you win the match.
If you win, you get three points.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
And then.
Each of them play each other.
If you lose, you get zero.
Yep.
Ty, you get one, I think.
Yeah, yeah.
And then it goes by points.
So the person that gets top points.
I was trying to teach my seven, eight-year-old, make the two top go to the next one.
Okay.
And then this thing, too, the third one, like the, never mind, never mind, no.
Yeah, there's a new.
It's a whole thing.
Yeah, yeah, we're eight of the thirds, of the people that came in third.
But from everywhere, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Like wild cards or some.
Yeah, wild cards.
Exactly.
Anyway, it gets confusing.
I know, but it's not.
football and that's the world sport.
Okay, anyway, the worst thing that can happen
when you're trying to celebrate a small win
is that
a hater, girl, or a guy
that was always better than you
and always, like, throwing in your face
to speak up and say something.
And that's what happened to a lot of Mexico fans
in Mexico yesterday
when freaking Landon Donovan
decided to open up his dang mouth
and report live from La Azteca.
He was there.
If you don't know who the freak Landon Donovan is...
Big hitter.
Yes, we didn't know.
like Landon Donovan?
LA Galaxy player.
Oh, okay.
USA player.
That's true.
Team USA player.
Oh, he's in USA?
Yeah, come on.
Love that guy then.
What?
You didn't know who Landon Donovan is?
All I heard is USA.
He's probably him and Tim Howard are probably the most famous US soccer player.
Yeah, and he's from out here.
Who?
Riverside.
Yeah.
He's from the I.
Yeah, and then the other one, uh,
to do with the braids.
All right, let me keep going because we don't know a lot of time.
Ohby Jones.
Yeah.
Shout of Kobe Jones.
I'm not mad of him specifically because he's a USA play.
I'm mad at him because of the way that he went about things.
He peed on a stadium out in Mexico.
What?
What?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Real Riverside, bro.
There was hell of backlash over it.
And he was like, oh yeah, I just couldn't hold it.
And shut up, Delandin.
He later went on to, like, play for Mexico, which is weird.
Like, in one of the local teams and, like, when USA didn't make it to the World Cup one time, then he started rooting for Mexico.
It's like, bro, pig side.
We already don't like you.
Right.
So he's that guy.
Latin Donovan.
He decides to open up his mouth yesterday and say a few.
things about the game listen world cup is off and running it was great to be there opening ceremony
to be at s teca and not feel the wrath of the crowd for once the game was okay
Mexico were okay they're going to have to be better if they're going to do well in this
turn landa shut you we don't need to hear it we know it might be true but we don't need to hear it
it's very true not from you not from you dog no not from you you shut up bro the uh uh USA
They eliminated Mexico in the 2002 World Cup and it had a lot to do with this fool.
Like this fool is just like, ugh, yabete.
Like, we get it.
So you guys know it, but you just don't want to hear it.
Of course not.
Not for that fool.
Okay.
What do you mean?
You're a archivirus.
I know, bro.
You were at the same party.
We were at team.
We were.
I was just watching.
His voice is changing.
Yeah.
And you know, it gets heavy like that.
In boxing it and soccer.
Same reason why people don't like Oscar de Loja because he beat Chavez.
And he was the better man.
He was the.
Victor in that, but it's like, ugh.
Yeah.
No, it was that for a very, he knows it.
Yeah.
And at least he was Mexican-American.
Linden Donovan is just
freaking white boy.
Riverside, bro.
I just heard Greg say,
you guys know it.
You don't want to hear it.
He sounds very like that.
Let us say it.
It's a truth.
Especially if then you went back
and tucked your tail as
Landon Donovan and you went back and
started playing for Mexico teams and rooting for Mexico, so then just leave us shit up.
I'll just shut up.
Just not now, bro.
Not now.
We know, we saw all the reporting.
We know we should have had more goals.
It shouldn't have been that tough.
Yeah, because they only had like, what, eight players on the field at one point?
Nine.
Nine?
Eight.
Hey, they lost two.
Yeah, they lost two.
There's two on the field and one in the goal.
But everybody is like big ESPN analyst until you're on that field, bro.
And when that foot was on the field, he was peeing on it.
So we do not want to hear from you.
Nasty man.
in Riverside Donovan.
All right.
They don't even claim you over there.
We were in Ontario.
No one said landing Donovan.
That's right.
I didn't see one jersey, dog.
Watch the hell of love.
You okay, all right.
Let's get into the, we got to go into weather.
Honestly, you ready?
Let's go.
All right.
And now, the weather.
Oh, hell the dog.
With concrete storm.
But it does that it's going down for the weather today, Friday, June 12th.
First, when we paint the town and hit the city of Santa Maria.
It's going to be worn enough for a couple free.
77 degrees and 58.
degrees at night.
Next, we ride to Mission City of San Fernando.
You're going to feel like,
te'stas kemando,
with 89 degrees and 62 degrees at night.
Next, we push patch to 134 into the city of San Marino.
Mexico baptized South Africa yesterday,
called them Padrinos.
86 and 63 degrees at night.
Lastly, we push a little south to the city of San Clemente.
Shout us to all the brownback listeners.
We love our gente.
80 degrees and 62 degrees at night.
It's going to be warm all weekend.
Peritos will stay cool and stay hydrated.
All right.
Santa Maria, 77, 58 degrees at night.
San Fernando, 89 and 62 degrees at night.
San Marino, you'll be 86 and 63 degrees at night.
And San Clemente, 80 and 62 degrees at night.
It's your boy, Conquer from Bad Back Morning.
It's a power 106.
Let's go!
Yeah, there was a hell of clouds right now earlier in the morning.
But that's still not going to stop.
Like, don't get twisted.
Don't get it twisted.
Like, hey, I can put a sweater on.
No, it'll be hot.
Don't get it twisted.
Yeah.
The clouds will be out and then gets hot.
It gets cold, it gets hot.
It's kind of crazy.
Yeah, go out with the tank top.
Yeah.
Be a man.
Be a man.
We're a tank top out with the fog.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for the homie help line.
Edwin needs our help.
Edwin.
Edwin hit us up and said, hey, Brownback.
I'm Edwin.
I'm 26, and I need your help because I'm supposed to the world.
I'm supposed to go to the World Cup game tonight.
Okay.
But I'm thinking of canceling.
and taking someone else.
He said it.
We can make him Salvi.
Oh, for sure.
Oh, yeah.
They're like you today.
Full USA gear.
Edwin.
Salvador is that in it?
No.
No, the USA's in it.
So Salvi's a team.
El Salvador will be Argentinian.
El Salvador will be Brazilian.
The first?
Chad's always, Salvi, homies.
Jonathan, I know you're listening.
Yonadan.
Yonathan.
I can't even do that, because I'm such a poser.
Okay, Edwin, Edwin, he said...
Now we've got to find out.
He's a selfie now.
He's for sure, dog.
He is going to the USA game tonight?
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Okay, so Edwin said, so I've been following this beautiful girl, Beatrice.
Beatrice for a while.
We talk here and there, but I've never hung out with her.
I've been trying to take her on a date for a minute,
but she leaves me on scene and ignores my messages sometimes until recently.
I got her attention when I did something super player.
Last week, I bought two tickets for USA versus Badawai at SoFi Stadium.
I hit her up, sent her the screenshot, and said, let's go.
She replied super excited and said, oh, M.G., yes, let's do it.
What?
Whoa.
That's a punt in my.
Omdiya.
Yas!
Yes, let's do it.
Her family's from Paraguay, so I knew she would be excited to go.
I told her to text me so we can coordinate.
She hit me up immediately with a Paraguay emoji,
and then I told her, let's get some food this week before the game,
but she didn't reply, and, you know, I just shrugged it off.
What made it worse, though, is that she's been posting online
about her going to the World Cup, posting her outfit,
the flag, throwback photos of her as a kid in Paraguay,
and even a long story post talking about how her family left Barawai for the U.S.
And now she's going to see them thanks to the grace of God.
Wow.
The grace of God.
She said it was a full circle moment, yet I get no tag or thank you, nothing.
God's saying you, bro.
God's saying me an Edwin.
An Edwin.
He said, she's acting like she did it when he's.
It was me.
He said,
Yesterday I hit her up about the game and asked if she's excited about it.
And she replied with,
yes,
OMG count white.
Then I asked her.
How old is she?
I don't know.
Then I asked her if she ate with the intention of taking her to dinner and she left me on red again.
We know.
Brownback,
at this point,
I feel like I'm getting used and not being acknowledged in the slightest.
You are.
You are full.
I honestly feel like not going with her anymore.
How can you do that to her?
like that.
Now he's asking us, should I cancel the date and block this Barawai princess?
Oh my God, he's in love with her.
And take the homie instead, or is this just how baddies are?
Let me know, Brownback.
That's how baddies are.
No, most baddies are.
Yeah, but there's women that are like that.
That is true.
Yeah, that's true.
There's guys that are like that.
Yeah, and facts.
And that's probably why he's attracted to her, right?
He's not attracted to her.
Oh, my gosh, because I really love her.
Her.
He loves Spada White.
Big heart.
Yeah.
There's reasons why he's attracted and then she acts like the way she's acting.
What he was attracted to and he don't like it.
And it probably drives him crazy as she doesn't reply.
Oh my God.
He keeps up on edge.
But he hates it at the same time.
I hate it so much too.
How did they meet?
He's been hitting her up on Facebook.
I ever like, sorry, Instagram.
I was like Facebook.
I don't know why I said Facebook.
Sorry.
His face.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's been hitting her up for a while they talk.
Right.
She's looking at you like a brand partnership.
bro it's like oh my god are you gonna give me tickets hashtag ad yeah the grace of god yeah you try to do
the extra stuff you try to do the going to dinner yes he bought the tickets he doesn't
yeah but she's not gonna do it at least pretend dog or something like come on now but i i think
personally i think he's getting too like he's asking for too much too soon how he bought her
he needs to lay back he needs to cheer like a homie dog that's more a hinting that's where it's
It's kind of like, oh, I spent all this money on you.
I deserve this.
But that's what you chose to do.
Yeah.
I didn't say that was my price for this, that, and the third.
Why did you say this is not Figaroa?
I didn't give you a menu and say this how much it costs.
She agreed to go to the game.
She didn't agree to go to dinner.
Yep.
You didn't want to.
You should know.
You should know.
You should know your home to dinner.
You should know your own now.
He's just not acting player.
Yes, exactly that.
He needs to hide more player.
He needs to chill.
It was player to buy the ticket.
That's a player.
Yeah.
That's player, that's boss.
Rich guy over there.
Clark knows he did it up.
No, he should literally be like, I get the tickets, you get the dinner.
Like, you know.
Yeah, yeah, like that's, you know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
You get the hotel.
Whatever you want to do?
The hotel.
The hotel.
He's thinking it.
I'll get the contraceptives.
You get the tickets.
You get the dinner is crazy.
She's not going to go with you.
I got the tickets.
You get dinner.
No, or she's not going to go.
You're setting up like for after.
You're insinuating.
You got to throw it in their subtle.
Like really, really, really, really subtle.
You know what I'm saying?
And depending if she's that type of a baddy,
like if she's the, I guess the,
what we're all thinking in our head,
it's like a girl that gets flown out,
a girl that's like this bad or whatever,
she's used to not having to do much to get a lot.
You know, she's used to,
oh, they just want me around.
They're going to do this down the third for me.
Yeah.
So if you're asking for more,
then she's like, ugh.
Excuse me?
No, no, not at all.
Not at all.
Not at all.
Not at all.
Not at all.
Greg, you want the girls that look like hood.
This is what comes with them.
I just bought concert tickets, right?
And I invited a girl.
But the thing is that she only talks to me sometimes.
Wait, are you?
No, I'm not.
You know, this is so great.
Are you?
No, I'm not.
That's why I feel this.
So you think the concert tickets are like a VIP pass in her life?
Yes.
No.
Because I was like, all right, I know that you like, we both like this band, right?
Like, we both like this band.
That's cool.
Right?
So I got the tickets.
VIP, let's go.
She's like, yeah, I'm down.
Save the day, boom.
And then crickets.
Yeah, that's how it, yeah.
Hell no.
She doesn't owe you anything.
She owes me everything.
Hell no.
Yes.
What?
Hell no.
That's insane.
That's weird and logic.
How?
I thought about you and I went out of my way.
That's like,
give me some chon-chon-chon.
Oh, what you want to see or no
kites here.
Oh, my God, man.
How bad do you want the tickets?
And lady, and that's like more girls are going in
depending on buying their own tickets.
See girls?
See girls?
When you get your own money,
other guys will think they buy you a drink
and they own half of you.
And the bottom half.
It's really just a date, right?
But it's also like a date is,
if it's a first date,
it's just like normal.
It's like getting to know each other.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Like you kind of have to have a date before you kick it.
Is it a first date?
I've hung out with it before,
but this is like a first date date date.
Does she know that?
No, she does it.
No, she does it.
100%.
She knows that.
She said it's a date.
up.
And you said it's a date.
It's not.
And what do you mean?
Sorry, Edwin.
Sorry,
now we're on Greg.
But Greg,
what do you mean
that she talks to you sometimes?
So, like,
replies to my stories sometimes.
Okay, that's good.
So what do you expect?
What stories?
Should she respond all the time?
You'd be like,
this girl's too much.
Hell no.
That's what I want.
Like, I want her to respond all the time.
Talk to me at least.
Make me feel like I'm seeing, dog.
Come on.
It's not a date.
It's not a date.
No, not you're the ho-loat.
They're not.
And I was just like,
just make some.
time at least like hang out she's not bad too huh that's my homie greg oh my god she's gorgeous just
know she's not going to post you at the concert she's not going to post you at all i'm
posting her i'm posting her dog i'm gonna post that i'm with a baddie help him help him i'm posting
with a baddie you just said i'm taking advantage of you're with the baddie yeah
yes take advantage of that situation and she need no it
Mali on her drink and she didn't know it
Oh my God
That's crazy
That's crazy lyrics
That's a crazy lyric
That was crazy right there
Those are the bags you're giving right now
No you gotta take advantage that you're with the baddies
You post the baddie you're gonna get another baddie
Boom, that's it logic
Okay so if you're using her for that
Then why is it okay
Why is it not okay that she's also using you
Because at least like entertain me dog
No.
So it's okay for you to use her to get other girls.
If she's going to use me, let me like not feel that I'm being used.
You're using her.
You're using her.
Because she's using me.
No, you just said your intention to post her is to get another baddie.
So it's okay if you do it, but it's not okay.
He's being forced to do it at this point.
Because she's using me, dog.
Like, I'm being used for tickets and you to be here and you're not going to post me.
How is she using you?
You invited her.
He wanted her.
He wanted her, but now he's going to have to use.
So her as bait to catch another one.
Boom, come on.
She's not going to post me.
She's going to post her drinks.
She's going to post her everything but me.
But you invited her.
Okay.
She's not like, hey, Greg, do you want to take me?
If I'm just a homie, she should be able to post just a homie, right?
Wow.
She's not even angry.
She should be able to just post a homie.
You'd be quiet before going to your situation.
Maybe she doesn't want to show you off.
For the whole world to see?
For the whole world to see.
She's hiding me from the world.
All right.
Can we talk to Edwin again?
Can we go back?
We are.
We are.
We are talking about it.
I'm not,
I'm not,
I'm not,
I'm not.
A bunch of tickets
and welcome tickets.
Very little bit.
Yeah.
So now he's wondering,
like, should I just
suck it to her?
Like,
hey,
you're not treating me
like I feel like this
exchange was supposed to be.
I'm going to go ahead
and take the homie.
Yeah.
And like, do you figure it?
Crush her dreams.
Do it.
I would say,
like, if it bothers you
that much,
because granted,
it's like,
it's a weird
messed up dynamic
to feel like that.
I'm sure a lot of guys
feel like that one it's like dang i'm going through all these hoops for you and i'm not getting anything
really good guys usually yeah usually if you're not understanding because you guys are all understanding
like this is the type of girl that you want it comes with that right go ahead and go with your homie
yeah you got to hit with i got tickets if you want to go you don't have that this matter i can just get somebody else
but you kind of don't be like i'm gonna take my homie unless you post me oh yeah don't know but you kind of
got to see it through because if not you're going to seem like bitter and then she's never you're
never going to have a chance if you don't
He's already never going to have a chance.
By the way, he's acting, he's not going to change that.
Like, he's too...
It's his first batty.
Girls don't like that, huh?
When they're nice.
When they're nice, you girls are out of control, dog.
When you expect for me to give you this down the third off of one thing, that's a little bit weird.
That's a little bit weird.
He's not expecting.
He's just asking, like, hey, let's do something.
No, no.
And he's mad that she says, no, if you're not expecting anything, then I...
Let it go.
It's fine if you don't.
Yeah, he's supposed to take her dinner.
He's hitting us up.
He's hitting us up.
I know that's why.
Because she said no to a dinner and it's fine with going to the thing.
So it's getting to him.
If you don't expect anything, it's like, hey, let's go out.
Oh, you don't want to?
That's fine.
I'll sit at the game.
Not, hey, should I just suck it to her and give it to my homie instead?
Yeah, you kind of got to play coy.
He should have been like, yeah, I can't even see you until that.
I'm going to be so busy.
But, like, I'll see you at the game.
Like instead of like now.
Now he feels down because he asked her twice.
And then she curved them and now he feels stupid.
Yeah, he's being mixed with it.
Yeah, he got to hit it with the, hey, not the vina's all right?
You know, just.
Yeah.
Yeah, he got a bite back.
Hey, tepeinas, granuda.
Because right now she's up 1,000.
Te vanya.
There's a dress code girl, like, make sure.
Yeah, please.
Are you going to come like that?
Oh.
When she gets in the car?
You don't have to come like that, right?
You're going to change.
Oh.
I guess other guys were okay with it, but for me, you got a level up, girl.
I can't have you like that.
Yeah.
I have a record.
I only have baddy friends.
We are friends, right?
She's going to love it.
That's a player.
That's player.
You're not posting me.
Yeah, that's weird.
Please.
Oh, needy.
You like sushi?
Yeah.
And so that's a difference between a nice guy and just like a needy one.
And you guys would feel the same way for a girl.
Like if she's just needy on you versus like if she's like cool too.
Feel the same way.
By the way, everything I'm saying now, I've never done it.
I'm done which one
This is like my alter eagle
I would love to be that guy
Yeah
Dude I was stalking my girl
Come on
Oh dude
I was like why am I
Why am I not her top eight on my space
100%
Who are these people on your top eight
Is that your cousin?
Are they bugging you?
Do you need help
That sounds so cool
I'm not gonna lie
Paraguay princess
I know it
Barawai princess
So I'll tell the Paraguayans.
Paraguay.
Yeah.
You guys know any Periawians?
No.
No.
They're out there.
They're out there.
Yeah.
They're Parah fine.
We probably do.
They're Parahifying?
We probably do, but they assimilators white.
What?
Really?
They're white.
They're looking?
No, I don't think so.
Some of them, yeah?
Really?
No.
You assimilated as white and you look at you look.
Look at me.
You're pretty white.
I'm even with all you brown folks here.
Jeez.
Doing us a favor.
KPWRFMHU in Los Angeles is Paraly news, too.
LA's number one for hip-hop.
You guys are the fools that go through this.
I can't go.
I've never had a, like, I don't know,
chase a batty or like lock a batty down.
You never had your batty era?
Like, just be baddie.
Am I at baddie is a different question.
But you guys are the ones that do the chase in and the,
yeah.
Come here, batty, batty, batty, batty.
Tell us your experience.
To catch a baddie.
Yeah, one time, a long time ago,
I went with very long,
over 10 years ago.
No, seriously.
So I was like, I knew a girl, like, we're cool.
We were like kind of homies or whatever.
I was interested in her.
And there was like a BT experience thing going down at like Staples Center.
And I knew she liked, I believe it was Janae Ako.
And I was like, yo, let's go, whatever.
Again, like, we weren't dating or anything, but I'm like, let me try to like get her attention.
Like, let's go somewhere, take her somewhere.
Teacher, I have a question.
What?
Did you look like the photo that you posted yesterday on your.
your close friends.
Yeah, who was that?
Oh,
not going to go a chair.
Who was that?
You have to let us post that on Robbeng when he's
That's fine.
Yeah, that's right.
Oh, well, by the way,
Instagram's not working.
He had the least fancy haircut going on.
I looked like a real estate agent.
So that guy was trying to take the batty to the beauty chair.
Yeah.
I don't know why it didn't work.
Anything you went from a mortgage company with the child.
I'm a loan officer.
Okay, so, yeah, so I try to take her out, whatever.
We went.
We had a good time, went to the Staples Center.
And it was a good date, but there was no second date.
It didn't go bad.
It wasn't like any B for anything.
It was just like it didn't really click like that.
But it was no hard feelings.
You know what I'm saying?
You want to be hurt?
There's no hard feelings.
I wasn't hurt.
He just hasn't watched BT ever since.
Yeah.
Or her genet.
Yeah.
I just can't listen to sailing sounds or, no.
No, it was fine.
Because I didn't really have expectations.
I'm like, yeah, hopefully it goes good.
You never thought you had a chance.
What?
That is a waste of time.
He was just happy he was there.
But I'm much happier now.
He knew he'd have a shot.
That all led you to where you had now.
Yeah, much happier now.
That would have ruined my life.
You know what?
He's happy.
I'm so happy.
God.
I am.
Do you think it's because of social media girls have gotten this way?
Like, Kahn, when you were a single man, like a...
Before they didn't.
It wasn't like girls who were like, hey, I didn't say it.
I know you've been with your wife for a long time, and she's a very long time.
A very long time.
Beautiful woman.
But I'm sure even like when you were dating her, you didn't have to.
Yeah, my homie.
You're trying a Tesla outside, right?
I heard you got three flat tires right now, but I don't.
The fourth is coming.
Hey, he has video on that.
It's okay.
I'll be like, it wasn't me.
That was not me, dog.
Tell me.
But when you were in your recording phase with her, I'm sure it wasn't like this.
What's your wife?
There was internet, by the way.
Let's clear that up.
It took a lot to get on it.
We had communication devices, phones.
But what do you mean it wasn't like this?
Like, was I?
No, you got to do so much.
The chase.
Yeah, you got to whine and dine crazy or whatever and not expect anything.
Well, truthfully, there wasn't wine and dining because no te an enero, first of all.
Yeah.
So it was really tough.
I was a struggling artist.
And the way I got to, yeah, the way I got to her was really like I asked her for a feature.
Oh.
So you made her think it was work.
Absolutely.
Yeah, smart.
And then I put in work.
Like, oh, damn, you sound really good on that.
That's tight.
You know, like, man, what are you doing after this?
And she was like, no, nothing.
I was like, let's go gang out.
We'll talk about music.
Yeah.
Yeah, real chill.
Yeah.
Oh, you found like that common love that you guys have.
Yeah, a little common love with music and everything.
And then, you know, the rest is history.
Then we made, then we made beautiful music together.
Wow.
You feel me?
Did you guys ever do a song?
Yeah.
Yeah, they have a couple songs together.
Yes, hits.
There you go.
Hits after hit.
Okay.
See, but do you see how much more, like, that connection you could feel?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And maybe it's tough to feel a connection like that because you're just in awe of how someone looks
on Instagram?
Yes.
That you say,
y'all don't haven't had a conversation.
No, and really,
you don't know what her likes are,
what your likes are.
You're like,
like, damn, she looks good in red,
she looks good in blues,
look good at me.
You know?
And as a man, I think, like,
you know, I guess just from experience,
a girl that likes you
is going to like you for who you are,
not for what you have.
Yeah.
And how you make her feel comfortable,
safe and all that good stuff.
Yeah.
If you get a girl that is superficial
and that you're going to have to take her,
I'll do this,
you're going to have to keep that up
and that's why she's with you.
Yeah.
maintain that lifestyle.
That's a good thing.
So you got to be careful.
Also, the way you present yourself as a dude,
if you're hitting her up,
like, A, want to go to a World Cup game?
How could she not look at you superficially?
How could she not look at you and be like,
oh my God, I bet she has a great heart?
You know, because you are also presenting like,
here, money, money, money, look over here.
And then when she acts like, okay, I'll take that money.
Then it's like, oh, how dare you?
How dare you?
How dare you not respect my feelings?
And nothing's wrong with that.
If that's the way you express love towards someone,
that's fine, just know that you're going to have to
maintain that lifestyle.
You can have to keep that up.
Now it's not going to just be a World Cup.
She's going to be like taking me to the NBA finals.
Take you to the Super Bowl.
Take me to this, that and the 30.
Just don't expect.
I guess if that's your first move, like your first move was like working and then talking and then all of that.
But some dude's first move is like, hey, I'll take you here.
Yeah.
So it doesn't even feel like it is a connection.
It feels like it's a transaction.
Yeah.
Transactional.
Transactional, for sure.
All right.
Well, should he or should he not leave that transaction declined?
He is not feeling
Edwin is not feeling the way that this baddie
Has not been trying to go on dinners with him
Okay, because they said they were going to go to the World Cup
So he's trying to like get to know her a little more after
Before and she's like
I'll see you at the game
Hasn't posted that he got her the tickets
No, that's the grace of guy
Which is weird because it's like, what do you see the after?
Like y'all want the tag before?
All the tags
I mean the
What do you want?
Like he's like, hey, I would just like to thank Greg C for the concert I haven't been to yet.
For the childhood dream I'm about to achieve.
I get that point.
That one, yeah, I would want the tag after.
If I don't get tagged after, the tag after is what really matters.
It's probably a combination, though, of how he's feeling.
Because it's like, okay, it's like she's doing all this posting of this and that.
I'm going to go here, the grace of God, and then not replying.
I bet he wouldn't care if she was replying.
Or just hit her with the, hey, like, you know, you don't got a tag me on another issue.
No, I want to tag.
Don't feel obligated.
Don't feel obligated.
Feel obligated.
Feel obligated.
No.
Hey, if you just want to, like, hold my hand but not, like, post me, me.
Like, that's cool to me.
A lot of people know me.
I don't want to get a right.
Would you mind posting just my hand?
I don't want to be on social media.
That's why you got tattoos.
Goodness.
Oh my God.
Power Windows 6, number one for hip hop in Highland Park.
Shout us to all the pititos in Highland Park.
Let's go to the phone lines, okay?
Speaking of parks, we got Panda.
Panda.
Panda.
Panda, Panda.
Hey, yeah, what's good.
Good morning.
Guys.
Hang to us.
What would you tell Edwin?
He's going through it, my man.
Hey, bro.
You know what, dog?
You need to let that girl go, bro.
On surreal, going on you for the fact that you just invited to the soccer game, bro.
Come on now, though.
You're doing too much.
You're talking too much.
How?
And this is the first time you guys ever going out?
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
How is he talking to him?
Yeah, no, you're doing too much, bro.
The stakes are high.
Okay.
The whole, the, he asked him to go to the soccer game, right?
Yes.
Yes.
Right.
Okay.
So he's asking her to go to lunch before.
Yes.
Yep.
She's ignoring him.
She's posting all the stuff, but not posting him.
Come on, man.
Obviously, that's going to tell you something right there.
About her?
Yeah.
She don't care about you.
She cares about what you're doing for her.
Okay.
That's a bar.
Yeah, she's going to lunch with her boyfriend.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know what?
She might have other Rappos on the side.
Yeah.
Sure.
Who are going to pay for her stuff?
After is a crazy part.
Because, like, if we have a good time and then you're...
Yeah.
Let me pay for her after.
Yeah.
Like he said, like he said, like he said, like he said, he said he pulled her because he did something amazing.
But you did something amazing with your money, bro.
That's all it was.
That's his money.
Not your heart.
Not your heart.
Thank you, Panda.
You know what?
Because I did something.
like that too, bro.
I did some shit like that.
Hey.
My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
What'd you do?
Hey, turn left already though.
I learned my leg.
You've been out that late for a long time.
I learned my lesson.
What did you do?
I learned my lesson, bro.
Well, I took somebody to Hawaii with me and, uh, and she ignored me half of the time when we were there.
She got laid by somebody else.
Oh, man.
Oh, man, I would have threw her in the volcano.
Basically.
Basically.
Yeah, brother.
And I learned my lesson.
And that's why.
nowadays I really don't I look at what I got in front of me you know what I mean I look at
exactly what they do and how they move there's I don't like you and there's red flags going off
hey you got a bounce boy you got to move on thank you also got to move you got to turn left
already yeah your blinkers your blinkers on thank you bent no it's like your actual blinker
in your car you're driving all right dray dray is
Long Beach, Dre, good morning, Dre.
We're talking to the homie Edwin.
The homie Edwin
has met a girl on Instagram
has told her, hey, let's go to the World Cup.
I got you. These tickets are, ooh,
they're so expensive. They are.
No, I can get them. And she's
like, sure, I'll go.
But then he's like, all right, let's go to lunch
first. Let's get to know each other. And she's like, oh,
ghosts. Yeah. Doesn't
check in with that. Disappears. I'll see
you at the game. Should he
cancel on her for that? He's not
liking how it's feeling he's being used or should he still take her because that's what
baddies do first off i want to say i love you guys a good morning we love you
i think what you guys were saying what con and um let's you were saying is true like it's transactional
you know like i feel like okay like he has his team of like i want a baddie like that's his
and she's on the baddie team you know and he's like trying to persuade her to like
make his team look really good and nice and like, you know, like, come over here.
Like, look, we got World Cup tickets and, like, it's nice over here, you know, I'll take you to dinner and stuff.
But she's, like, as well as he's trying to, like, persuade her to be on his team.
She's persuading her, she's, like, making it known, like, I don't want you on the team.
She's setting boundaries.
Yes, either you're on the bench or, like, not even there by me not messaging you back.
Like, by you messaging me and saying, oh, you know, I want to take you to dinner, you're wanting me on your team.
By me not messaging you back, I'm showing you, I don't want to be on.
on that pink.
And I don't want you on my feet.
O'le.
O'le, Ola.
Yeah, he needs to find a girl that's like.
But he doesn't want to.
He wants that girl because he wants a fine girl.
So you want her for the looks.
You want the truth.
No, no, no.
I get you.
I get you.
But he chose that one.
Okay?
So he wants the trophy looking per white princess.
All right.
But if she don't want you, like, if that's what it takes,
then that's kind of what you need to do.
Yeah, he needs to find that girl that's going to be like, no,
that's way too expensive.
No, that's crazy.
Take your parents.
Drake, thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
You sound like a baddie,
so I take your advice full-fledged.
Thank you.
But I want her, though.
Yeah, that's fine, but she's not an object.
She's a person.
You want her, though, but you just dangle tickets for her.
He sounded like kilo down, but I really want her.
Lefty Gunplay said that at one of our live shows,
so that's what he's calling back.
The girl had a boyfriend.
He's like, I don't care, I want her, though.
I want her.
Yeah.
But that's essentially what you're saying.
doing you can't pick you can't be like I want this 10 10 10 in my eyes right I just want to pick her
and she's mine and she's head over here's another this isn't the movie obsession and that doesn't even
work out the way you wanted to work out it doesn't and then she's also like a human yes I can show
her you just dangled tickets in front of her and you say like yeah like give me everything that you got
and she's just like uh boy I'll just go to the game with you how about that so if you want to be in
her presence which is what you want because you want to like oh my god I've been
at her feet all this time.
For that specific woman, that's the exchange.
And then when it happens, and I don't get a tag or I don't get mentioned in anything,
wasted my time, basically.
Yeah, that's on you.
Yeah, but was your dream to get tagged or was your dream to be with her?
Both.
No.
Tagged in her life.
Tagged in her life?
Tagged in her life, dog.
I could change the world for her.
If she just like gave.
She just gave you a little more, huh?
Just a little bit more effort, a little bit more effort.
Come on now.
Come on.
I can change your world.
Andy.
Change my world.
What's so?
Take me.
I could change your world.
I'll do whatever.
Have you ever slept?
Have you ever slept two people on a twin bed?
Yeah, race car bed.
Looking at the stars.
They're glued up ones on the ceiling.
Have you ever had that?
It looks like a rose.
You want to go count the bottle caps on my ceiling?
Oh my God.
Andy and Whittier.
Andy Murier says he has batty bagging tips.
Oh, let's go.
Let's hear this.
Let's go, Andy.
Andy.
Andy.
Hello?
Andy.
Andy.
Andy going once.
Andres.
Andres.
Hello.
I hear you like breathing.
The fool on the line right now.
He's busy talking abouties?
Yeah.
Oh, he's laughing.
And we can hear you, foo.
Yo.
Oh, is this Andy or not?
This is probably not Andy.
Hello?
What's your name?
No.
That's his tips.
Stay quiet.
He's a real charmer.
I don't think he knew that he was on air right there.
Or it might not be and someone just put that name there and it's someone else on the line.
Like waiting, like, you know, like just laughing.
You feel me?
Maybe.
Okay.
Chaos in Norwalk.
Good morning.
Chaos.
His name is chaos.
Chaos.
Hey, what's good, guys?
Chaos.
Talk to us.
What would you tell Edwin?
Oh, this is Danny.
Oh, he's a dandy.
What?
Oh, got it.
Thank you, Andy.
Andy, what's up, dog?
No way.
So we're helping Greg back back.
No, no, not me.
Not me.
No, no.
I don't even know how.
It's a guy named Edwin, but Greg also has seen.
We're helping Greg tight.
There's two big things.
Here's two big things.
One, Edwin, you got to get your bread up so you're not tripping over one, like one pair
of soccer tickets, you know.
Two, you got to get your roster up, so you're not tripping over one girl.
And I'm going to try you what I used to do when I used to have, like, a roster.
10 girls, okay?
All right.
All right.
Now I'm serious.
Now I'm serious.
Listen, listen.
Listen.
Because, like, you need to have enough girls to go every day of the week.
So this is where I is to do.
So I would pick a girl to the Rams game in the afternoon than a different girl to the Lakers game in the evening.
And the reason I was able to do that is because, you know, I make money, you know, and I'm
able to do that stuff.
But at the end of the day, if one girl wasn't killing me, I had the Laker game at night.
So you just have to realize that these girls are thinking.
thinking these girls, especially when they're young, they're not really thinking of getting tied down
or, you know, like wanting to expose who's taking them here or there.
And I never got offended when I took a girl over the Rams game and she was just posting her
drinks because I knew at like 8 p.m. going to see, you know, to go see this girl at the Laker game.
So I think this Edwin guy, you've got to do two things.
One, make a little bit more money if you can pick up a different job,
Lower Dash, wherever you can, to, you know, provide a little bit.
little bit more for yourself and other females.
And then two, get, like, get more girls on your roster.
So if one doesn't text you back, you got three more to text on.
You know, you need to have them Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Thursday, and Friday, for
sure.
Okay.
Wow.
This guy's doing it together.
I think he needs to make it known to like.
But if you're this guy, don't be the guy.
Why don't you post me?
Because you're the, I don't, what did you post me?
Because she's the bad.
You can't get mad about that.
I think this is number three.
When it comes to social media, you've got to lay off, like, the sensitivity.
Like, girls don't like guys.
care so much about social media.
Greg.
All right.
Greg.
Greg.
Definitely.
Andy.
If you're going to floss on social media, Greg.
I'm only...
It's not about me.
Damn it.
Andy.
Andy.
There's that one baddie, right?
You have that one baddie that you're able to take to a date that you always wanted to take.
Would you throw away your whole roster for her?
I have.
He doesn't do that anymore.
He says.
He has.
He has.
Oh, God.
You don't have a roster to throw it away.
One baddie.
One baddie.
You have to have a roster first.
One bad.
I'll tell you how that happened.
Listen, I had a full roster,
and I was still going to continue that roster,
but I had one girl that came over to my house,
and she never left.
She'd cook clean and make everything,
and she just never left.
She put herself to the top of the roster.
Yeah.
And you guys see, there's guys like Andy out there,
but you're going to be upset at the girl
that's just expecting to go to the date
because you got a 7 p.m.
and a next day to not worry about.
But then we're going at Paraguay Princess
for thinking this way.
Freaking Andy's exist.
Andy's make the Paraguay Princess the way that she is.
True. True.
Andy, what started first?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
He probably has like a villain origin story.
Like what happened?
Why?
Like, what made you that way, dog?
Who hurt you?
Well, I mean, I'm an actor.
So, you know, I've just been around a lot of attractive people.
And like, to me, to be honest, it's just like...
Do you?
Films or what do you do?
No, no, no.
I've been on like euphoria, modern family, blackers, things like that.
Nice.
And so, like, when you're around, like, a lot of attractive people, you just,
want to view with the tragic people
and one doesn't do it for you.
You know, you want to go date the next one
or the next one.
AKA there's no origin.
It's just him being a man,
being around five people.
Serial.
Say, like, I just want more.
I just want more.
He's not wrong.
He's not wrong.
Yeah, no, I think what everyone has to do
is that he has to make it seem like
there's more out there.
Yeah, that's what I do.
Like when he's with her,
when he's with her,
he has been like, oh, hold on.
Hey, what's up?
Maria, what's going on?
Hey, I'm going to see you later, right?
Yeah, I'm going to deal with the homegrown right?
Let me call you back.
Boom.
I'm like, sorry about that.
You know what's funny is that he's really like, please choose me.
Yeah.
It's easy to say that when that's your character, like, it's your character, like to be, like, cool and chill and vibe.
But he seems very invested.
He seems like he can't be that guy.
No.
Because he's like, oh, my.
He needs to try.
He has all his eggs.
He has all his eggs.
I say, I love you at the end of the night.
Yeah, he has all his eggs in the Paraguay basket.
He needs to put some in Uruguay, in, you know, Brazil.
Like, you know, it's like, everything is like.
about her. He's made this whole thing about her.
He's just, so what are we?
Yes, he's the guy that's so what are we.
So what are we?
So is what I'm saying.
Can I meet your parents?
You got a post.
Oh, God, no.
Oh, God, no.
Here's the key to my apartment.
Oh, God, no.
And my heart.
Oh, God, no.
All right, all right, all right.
All right.
We have tickets to go see Ice Cube.
We have Ice Cube.
We have Ice Cube tickets. You guys, it's freaking Friday.
Yeah.
Friday.
brothers and sisters and we have those tickets for you okay so yesterday we did a whole thing where
each of you guys had to say goal your goal call Greg won yeah we're the longest goal
mm-hmm I have the longest goals in life it's no need to do that don't worry about it
we're not worried let's go back to it we're really not worried I'm ready to play that's why
I'm in the moats and win again that's what I'm saying come on now you make it so easy to root
against you well I won so let's go you're one
No, you're Greg.
I'm Juan.
What is this?
Are you ordering want on soup?
All right.
We have those tickets.
And instead of doing your best goal, because they are ice cube tickets, we need your best.
Yay, yay!
Mm.
Oh, that's good.
That's a good one.
You guys have been chosen.
You have been spoken for.
Carlos and Bell thinks Vic, you got it.
Let's go, Carlos.
Sicilian South LA thinks concrete's going to do the
best.
Renick in Ontario's got you Greg and Edgar in Norwalk is going for you, Angie.
We'll go this side of the room since we started on the other side of the room.
Okay.
Yesterday.
Greg, go ahead and give us your best ice cube here.
Yeah, yay!
Nice.
That's pretty good.
Nice, nice, nice.
All right, concrete.
Yay, yay!
That's not fair.
That's not fair.
The end, the end.
That's too freaking cool, bro.
I'll allow it.
Okay.
I'll allow it.
Yay!
Yay! I like it.
Moving on.
Like it, Angie.
I like it.
That's my little Santa Ana rapper over there.
How she's still chicano the yay, yay, yay.
It's crazy, dog.
Because, you know, you know.
Let's tickle him.
What?
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Dude, don't do that.
It makes your arms look like T-Rex arm, baby.
Say, Joe.
So,
yeah, manillas.
Do it for all
of the
stylistics
cart club,
bro.
Yay,
yay!
Wow,
wow, wow,
wow,
wow,
I think we all
want.
No,
no,
you don't get to
choose.
It's me and Mona.
Mona,
which one was
your favorite?
Concrete?
Of course.
Wow.
Of course.
Wow.
Wow.
That is a disadvantage
right there.
I am
Mona's favorite
and you guys
know that.
No.
I'm glad you guys
know.
I'm glad you guys.
I was like,
the yay,
the yay,
Yay Yay.
Yay!
Who's moving on with him to the second round?
There's a second round?
Oh, okay.
What is this?
The World Cup?
The Yee Yee.
Who's moving on to the...
Okay, are you guys ready?
Vicking Khan.
Vicking Khan.
Hey, yo.
Holder, yay, yay.
Hold you.
We're holding our own Yee, though, right?
I'm holding.
I don't want to hold his yay, yay, yay.
I don't want to hold his yay, yeah.
Hold it.
Who can hold the Ye-Ye-Ye-Y the longest?
Okay, I was going to tell you guys to give me your best ice cream's impressions, but it's fine.
No, no, no, hold on, Yay, Yay.
Hold your Ye-Ye-Ye-J.
I'll hold the Ye-Ye-E.
They like holding each other.
Okay, Concrete, you go first.
No, you go first.
You go first.
Okay, yeah, go.
Count it, counting it down.
I got you, I got you.
Three?
Hold on.
I'm going to drink water now.
Calosa my throat.
Before you're holding a yay-ye-ye.
Ready?
Do you hear your voice techniques?
Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Three, two, one, go.
Yay, yay.
The initial, yeah, takes old.
Yeah.
Don't tell him, don't tell him.
Don't tell him.
That's your competition right now.
Yeah.
Give it points.
Yeah.
All right, Victor, I'm going to count you down, brother.
Okay?
After I say, go, it's when you go, okay?
All right.
Three, two, one.
A yay, yeah, yeah.
Disqualified.
What?
Wow.
Disqualified.
Wow.
I said after I say, go, you go.
So what did I do?
You went before.
He said, yeah, he threw like four in there.
So you false started.
He said, Maya.
That was a false start too.
Linder.
My person won.
Should we let Vic go again?
Yeah, he has to.
What?
After I say go is when you go.
He's already out of breath.
Three, two, one, go.
A yeye, yay, yay.
He adds a, oh, yay, yay.
Who does that?
Ice Cube does not do that, my guy.
Dillia, congratulations.
You're going to go, congrats, mamasita, Linda.
You're welcome, you're welcome.
Have you seen the yei, yeah, yeah.
You give us your yay-ye-ye-ye.
Yay.
Wow.
Give us your best.
Only you could do that.
I really like how you do that.
Really good too.
Really good, really good.
I'm actually the one who on the record, but whatever.
Nobody knows that.
Oh, yeah.
You didn't get your credit.
Angie, have you been old that?
No.
Why don't we're kids?
1985 he arrived.
Remember?
First of all, look at here, Bector.
You guys are making fun of me?
Okay.
You didn't give me a hash bianza, yeah.
Barely one year, and now we're talking like that to each other?
Okay.
Oh, you've been counting?
I'm almost there, otherwise.
He counts.
So what are we?
So what are we?
So what are we?
Do it come here?
Now what's going on?
Cheese Mason with Angie.
Okay, you guys, the World Cup kicked out of yesterday, and Shakira performed Dai Dai.
Okay, but that was an actually Shakira up there's
You know what this is not how Shakira looks like this is not how Shakira moves she's dancing weird things like that
So it was like because Shakira was performing and she has sunglasses on right and apparently like a thing that
never performs with sunglasses on.
So that was like the one thing people started noticing, right?
Not only that, but they're saying like her face looks different.
They look different.
She looks more like swollen.
Yeah, she does actually look very swollen.
Yeah.
And they were saying like, you know what?
She was even touching up her makeup and not once that she'd take out the sunglasses.
So that was really suss.
I'm not going to lie, looking at the pictures.
It doesn't look like her.
Okay, no.
And then another thing they kept saying, like, if you know Shakira as a fan,
you know that she's known for having like this mark on her face like a
a little, not a birth mark, but it's just like a chickenpox mark, right?
Okay.
And they're saying, you know, it's missing on this stunt double Shakira.
Oh, she's a clone.
That's what they're, no, not not clone.
They're just saying that she used a stunt double.
A stunt.
I wouldn't mind it.
I mean, if I can see it.
But this was for the opening game?
Yeah, yeah.
She performed the die die die.
I thought it was somebody else.
Yeah, she did look.
Okay, no, she looks, yeah, she looks swollen.
Maybe she just had a dental procedure.
Maybe. Maybe she got something like a facial something that maybe she's getting older.
Yeah. The performance is also during the day. Or maybe the fact that we just never see her with glasses kind of changes her face. Yeah. And then I was looking more and more at pictures because I'm like, okay, if she doesn't have like the little mark between her eyebrows, which we know that she has. I don't know that she had a mark between her eyebrows. That's so crazy. People go that. Yeah. But we got also like just consider, you know, sometimes LeBron leaves his prime. You know, maybe she's just a.
older yeah
yeah that's how messed up if it is her
is like damn they think all this about that
like I don't know she's swollen
she's not dancing like she used to
geez god forbid she turns 55
you know like she can get her AARP
and her eyes are getting tender
yeah geez man you know she's been
like fine our whole lives respectfully
yeah
she and we just get text
hell yeah
oh really how fine
oh really she is Colombian and so that's
I get away with it yeah but um
he has a type exactly
But yeah, I'm just like, she's probably just getting older.
We have to accept it.
You know what they were calling her out for?
Because at the end of performing, right?
They're like, oh, she started dancing with a security guard.
And that's out of her character.
She never dances with security.
She's single.
True.
Exactly.
I'm like, she can't have fun.
No more pig.
She was doing the Waka Waka A.A.
No, she was just dancing like Mambo.
Oh.
Okay.
But people are saying, you know, that's not Shakira.
I just wondering, like, what would be the reason for her to have brought like a stun double?
Yeah.
Because I thought I saw some.
And I just don't want to get the stories confused, but I thought I saw something of them hiring a girl that looks like Shakira, not them specifically, but someone else and then posing as it is Shakira.
Yeah, I can see that happening.
I can totally see that happening.
Maybe she's pregnant.
No.
No.
Because you got to think, if it was like a small event, okay, yeah, that's when, like, remember when Acon would do things like that?
He would send his brothers.
But he would never do that for the Super Bowl.
The World Cup.
You know what I'm saying?
A big, big event.
That's not where you're going to send your stuntable for.
You're going to send them to do an appearance where they don't have to talk or speak.
Wouldn't you hate that the dance video you submitted to dancing for the World Cup if it was the wrong Shakira Vig when you're dancing all spicy?
That was AI.
Okay.
Sure.
That's where we're going to say now.
I don't know.
That's a weird.
It is.
It is.
I'm like, that's Shakira.
Let her be.
Let her age.
Yeah.
To make money move.
That make money move.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning to you and you and you and you.
Good morning.
To you.
Honestly, I don't know what we're doing
because I was supposed to do something else
and then now I'm here.
So what's up?
What's everybody's doing?
We're just living life.
We're just the vibes.
It's Friday.
Talk about it.
Friday!
I'm excited.
World Cup today.
Oh yeah.
U.S. playing.
U.S.
You're going to Las Vegas
Yes.
To watch during the World Cup or what's going on?
I will probably be driving during the World Cup.
But it's fine because I'm going to go see no doubt.
Come on.
You're going to love it.
No doubt.
Come on.
You're going to love it, buddy.
Money moves.
When a scammer gets scammed, isn't that the sweetest, like,
a story that you want to hear?
Yes.
Okay, so check this out.
You know, we've been talking about how older people are getting scammed when they get a phone call.
Like, hey, this is Social Security.
You got to give us your last four digits or else the local authorities are going to come get you.
And all of the elderly in our homes are like, oh my gosh.
Miha, I have to give them.
They're going to come after me.
Like, Dad, chill.
Yeah.
It happened anyone else?
Anyone else's family calls anything?
My grandpa, they called them.
And it was like supposedly a distant relative.
And then they were like, yeah, like we need money over here in Mexico.
And I'm your niece and all this stuff.
And then he believed it.
Yeah.
He didn't send it luckily because we were all like, Grandpa, what are you talking about?
Right.
Even if she was your niece, why are you going to send her money?
For what?
Dang.
Oh, that's how he treats family.
Now we know.
That's crazy.
Your grandpa's just like, oh, they want money.
We don't know.
We're not that close to them for what.
Get your own money.
Get your money up, not your funny up.
Okay.
All right.
Well, check out what happened in Grand Rapids, Michigan.
There was an elderly person that was told, hey, your social security funds are supporting terrorism.
Oh, what?
That's how they got a widow over there who was then directed to buy $700,000 in gold.
What?
So go to the store, buy some gold, and then send it over.
Or then figure it out.
A store owner, though, was like, you know what?
I think they're scamming you.
Probably heard the story if she went in there.
Yeah, they told me, I'm funding terrorism, so I have to do this.
So instead
The owner was like
Look I'm gonna give you chocolate
I'm gonna give you chocolate gold coins
Like the chocolate gold coins
Because it's a good way to catch the scammer
Yeah
Because how are you gonna get the gold
So a young man who was reportedly
Sent to Michigan from Illinois to fetch the gold
Ended up with a bag of chocolate coins
And a pair of 20 year felonies
Instead
Oh
Oh my gold melted good
Imagine?
Wow
Wow
What was that accent for?
What was that accent for?
What do you mean?
You got it to the end.
Oh, like, because he's talking to his cousin.
His cousin had nothing to do with it.
No.
Nothing to do with it.
Yeah.
Are you trying to insinuate that it was a black person that?
I would never do that.
I would never do that.
What you just did.
I would never do that.
Or was it an Edgar that you're trying to insincery.
Yeah.
Oh, that's even worse.
That's even worse.
Moving on, moving on, moving on.
Yeah.
Actually, let's not.
Let's take deeper.
So what brought to you to that conclusion?
No, I was just, I don't know.
I was just like, just imagining like the Wild Edgar, you know, thinking he came up with like 700K and gold.
And then it's like, it's not what it appears.
So you're saying he's a cartel member or something now because he's Mexican?
No, no.
Just a little guy, just driving around Huntington Park.
Okay.
This was happening in Michigan, though.
Yeah, it was a long drive for him.
Okay.
Anyway.
Anyway.
Yeah, that guy got caught up.
Yeah.
That guy got caught up.
And it seems as though I'm wondering what should happen to that store owner.
Because look, this elderly woman was falling for it.
She said, yeah, the guy had like a really good voice.
Like he, like, I fell for it.
He convinced her.
Yeah.
And then the store owner was like, she says he really pressed me about whether I was sure about this.
I was so convinced that what I was doing was the right thing to do.
The store owner was like, no, no, no, red flags, red flags, we got to figure this out.
Wait, so the store owner was looking out for her.
She was like, ah.
No, she thought that that's what was happening.
and that's how they get you.
I would like to meet this lady.
I need some good heart.
I need some ferri hot.
It happens to a lot of our elderly folk, man.
They get scared into giving up all the money they worked hard for.
It's crazy.
I'd be like, I can't see the World Cup.
I can't see it out of my eyes.
I need to be there.
Experience.
Okay, that's a sugar mama.
That's very different.
500,000.
Do those exist?
Yes.
I'm assuming so.
Yeah.
All right.
That was money moves.
All right.
Let's get into some studios.
Love.
Hey, fuck.
Hell of studios.
What's 9 plus 10?
Turn your line?
Look at this studio.
Oh, okay, Theo, before you crash out on Wi-Fi or the kids and start breaking things around the house, I have a deal like that, dog.
You do?
When his team's losing, he's like, you know, my dad, I'm like, damn, relax.
You swear like they're paying you to be a fan, dog.
Before you do that, I'm going to give you some tips on how not to crash out on the family or your friends, which is people in general, right?
The first one, the first, you know, the first tip is, you know, the first tip is,
Take a break from sports media.
Avoid post game shows, social media arguments, and comment sections for about an hour or two.
So avoid the next segment with Vic.
Hey.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Not Vic.
He's positive.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Move your body.
Go for a walk.
Hit the gym.
Shoot hoops or do any physical activity.
You feel, man?
Oh, you're thinking.
Put the loss in perspective.
Remind yourself, the players, coaches, and organizations move on quickly to the next game.
Plus, they made money.
You didn't.
Avoid reacting immediately.
Don't send angry texts post online or argue with rival fans while emotions are high.
Keep yourself 30 to 60 minutes before discussing the game.
Focus on what you enjoyed.
Even during the loss, there are usually good plays, funny moments, and players who performed well.
Shifting attention to those things can soften the frustration.
Oh, wasn't it almost a goal?
It was almost a goal.
Did you see the chikas?
Okay. Ask yourself one question.
Will I still be upset about this next week?
Most of the time, the answer is no.
Lastly, is remember why you became a fan.
Sports are supposed to be fun, entertainment, and community, and fun.
The highs feel great because the lows exist too.
So don't crash out on the family, dog.
Don't be all pale right there getting mad.
Foo, you're not getting paid to be a fan, dog.
Just enjoy the game.
that when they're in that?
Well, you shouldn't do that, period.
Yeah.
But when you're saying that to someone,
they're feeling that already.
Yeah.
And telling someone that's mad,
don't be mad.
Make someone mad.
And, Khan, when you said the thing about,
like, oh, are you still gonna care about this next week?
I've still never got over the no point inalti.
I was thinking that too.
I literally,
I was thinking about that.
I think about it.
You know what?
You just opened up a goddamn wound.
Yeah.
I'm still mad about it.
You just opened up a wound right now.
But the players, they got money and you didn't.
Are you getting paid for the event?
I don't give a damn?
These are your kids, yeah.
You know how much money I spend on carne asadas?
People coming over spilling beer on my carpet, dog?
Yeah, see, but what team was it against?
Doesn't matter.
You shut the hell up, Angie.
I love you.
I'm just kidding.
Use your little little tip.
Nah, that don't work.
You know what?
Crash out.
Do your thing, Peritos.
Go ahead.
But still don't do the thing to your wife.
Yeah, don't do that.
No, don't do that.
Just write it.
Just write it.
Take it out.
Shoot the J.
Shoot it.
Play ball.
All right, you guys.
The World Cup continues today.
USA versus Paraguay.
USA.
U.S.
At 6 p.m. tonight.
And Mexico played yesterday, but I'm going to tell you about the Mexicans playing for team USA.
Why do you say it like that?
The Mexicans.
Yeah.
Mexicans.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I got to tell you guys about Alejandro Zendekhas.
All right.
He was born in Juarez, but raised in El Paso and now lives in Mexico again.
But again, he plays for the USA team.
Awesome.
He plays for Club America in the Mexican League.
He previously played for Chivas, though.
Yeah.
And then he had his choice of national teams, but he committed to the U.S. in 2023.
So he had, he could have joined either one.
And then it was like, you know what?
I'm going to go USA, USA!
USA!
Yeah, he's a right winger midfielder.
So you might say him on the crazy.
Not that right.
That's his position on the field.
That's his position on the field.
Okay.
That's what you want to talk about him, huh?
Next up is Ricardo Pepi.
He also grew up in El Paso, and he left home at 13 to play for FC Dallas, and he was actually left off the World Cup squad in 2022.
And in theory, he has, like, he could have played for Mexico as well, but he stayed loyal.
Now he's, like, one of the best players on the U.S. team this year, at 23 years old as well.
And then I got to give an honorable mention to a Salman.
Wademarle from Pico Rivera, who plays on the U.S. national team.
Cristian Rodal.
Sorry, Rodan.
There goes, yeah.
He's 31.
He's from Pico.
He plays for the Seattle Sounders in the MLS.
And yeah, he's from out here.
Nice.
From Pico Rivera.
Yeah, Pico Rivera.
Yeah.
So if you think it's like, oh, okay, I'm like the USA team is like full of white boys.
That's not the case at all.
Yeah.
It's like a bunch of different ethnicities playing for USA because we're melting pot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So back to the right wing.
Yeah.
Right winger.
I don't know what you're trying to do here.
You're still stuck on that.
You're still stuck on that.
What's wrong with that?
Wow.
The way is position.
You tell me there's nothing wrong with that?
Oh, you don't think there's anything wrong with you?
With the playing the position on the field, the right winger.
Oh, no, we're talking about politics.
Yeah, I don't know anything about that.
You started up with the Mexicans.
I don't know anything.
The Mexicans.
The Mexicans.
You better start cheering for your owners.
I'm not saying that.
That's crazy.
That's insane.
But again, that was your sports.
I'm Rose Cranes.
The World Cup goes down today.
The real team.
Damn.
It went down yesterday, too.
I didn't say the real team.
You said that.
No, I felt it.
I felt it.
I can read between the lines, buddy.
You were thinking it.
Big Moonlight does a nice agent.
Not at all.
They don't pay enough.
Okay, so you would.
So you would.
Victor.
If it's for the right amount of money.
Victor.
