Brown Bag Mornings - 6/15/26 The Shohei Murakami Compromise... 🙃 | Brown Bag Mornings

Episode Date: June 15, 2026

The squad navigates a high-stakes Homie Helpline where a father is fighting for the right to name his son "Junior," leading to wild stories about secret identities and a baby named Gonzalo who already... looks like a construction foreman. Between the family drama, the crew celebrates the NY Knicks’ historic championship win while reacting to Jalen Brunson’s dad being a world-class hater on live TV. [Edited by @iamdyre 🖖] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (2:46) Chisme (5:26) Rap Sheet (8:00) Petty Police (10:06) Scrolling (13:02) The Weather W/ Concrete! (13:57) Homie Helpline (35:12) Six Flags Tix! (37:44) Don't You Know I'm Local (41:02) Chisme (45:27) Rap Sheet (53:12) Money Moves (55:56) Studious Foo (59:10) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, don't make your life harder than it needs to be. You really want to type Bratback mornings every single time? Nah, just hit the subscribe button. Perrito, do it. Go. Perito's good morning. It's your boy, Concrete. Welcome to Brat back mornings.
Starting point is 00:00:12 We got Vic. Angie! Yeah. Let these out on vacationing. She is. She's vacationing. And Greg's over there at the lake right now, dog. You didn't know Miba's in the stomach right now, dog.
Starting point is 00:00:22 Oh. Or de Cito, huh? Yeah, he's going to come back with something. He usually does. Yeah, actually, yeah. Be careful when he comes back. He sent me in Conant text. about the things he was getting into this.
Starting point is 00:00:32 Oh, dude. Engusanado Aveni, dude. He's going to come back with something. And he said I was right about everything. He's going to need penicillin. He's getting into a lot of things. Let's get into, don't you know I'm local, but he's up. This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill.
Starting point is 00:00:45 Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Guys, ever since I can remember, I always wanted to eat pizza like a Ninja Turtle. Oh, yeah. Ever since I can remember. Oh, you love Ninja Turtles. They made it look so delicious. They made it.
Starting point is 00:00:59 Yes. So cheesy. So just scrub, like, do like the slices, like the big New York slices. I always wanted to eat that as a kid. I always wanted to be like, you know, just Michelangelo, the whole deal, bro. And now it's finally here, Perritos. In the city of Los Angeles, the teenage meat Ninja Turtles will have their own bizzeria, dog. Oh, that's time.
Starting point is 00:01:19 And I get to go take over my tattoo because I actually got Ninja Turtle's tattoo. You did. For your birthday, right? Oh, yeah, I'm a little signoron, dog. You are. Big old man with the turtle. You know, with a kid at heart. But, dude, they're opening up a bridge.
Starting point is 00:01:30 brand new. The first official teenage Mutiny Turtles Pizza is now hosting a soft lunch in Santa Monica, but the grand opening is this Sunday for Father's Day for Splinter Day, dog. Wow. So I think I'm going to just ditch my family and go over there and check out the newly designed. Everything is new. New York style pizza immersion in nostalgic 1990s TM&T inspired experience, dog.
Starting point is 00:01:52 This is really, really cool, but I worry. I'm like, is the world ending, you guys? Why? Because all the cool stuff that I always wanted to come true is, coming true. Like I always wanted a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle pizza meat. And it's like it's happening now. I don't know how to feel. I'm like why is this happening? I'm excited. What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:02:08 I don't know. I'm suspicious. I'm suspicious of the world right now. I'm going like I'm literally going to go dressed as a... A turtle? No, not an attorney. No, I'm not a turtle, dude. No, I'm not in my hair now and I'm going to be Casey Jones. Oh. And I told my girl, yes. Hey, you're like, you need
Starting point is 00:02:24 to dress up as April Neo, my mom. What? That's fire. This hockey puck. Perritos. Yeah, just Don't wear the mask while you're driving. You'll get pulled over. For real? Probably. You think so?
Starting point is 00:02:33 Yeah. I would pull you over. I'll pull you over so fast. What? Hell yeah. Hey, guys, if you guys want to check that out, man, go ahead. This Sunday is going to be going down in Santa Monica. Hey, got cheese, man?
Starting point is 00:02:45 I do. Let's go. Zooler, come here. Man, what's going on? Cheesemation with Angie. Okay, you guys, we're finally knowing how Clay Thompson really felt about Meg the Stalien. So if you guys remember, they dated for like one, nine months. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:03 They looked like very like in love all mushy, mushy. I thought they were their final stop. Right. It looked like they were going to get actually married. Like Megan the Stallion was actually like head over here as for Clay Thompson. Yep. But and then we just saw like maybe last month that, uh, Meg Desaiian broke it off and pretty much was accusing of Clay of cheating, having mood swings and things like that. Right.
Starting point is 00:03:24 Yeah. But apparently sources close to Clay Thompson is saying that he actually was. tired of Meg the Stalien and she he actually wanted to break up with her and said that he she was very too loud and ghetto. Oh my God. No way. No.
Starting point is 00:03:43 No. I don't say I'm not saying like that but I'm saying, oh come on folk. Yeah, apparently, yeah, according to the source close to Clay Thompson, she was too loud and too ghetto. That's wild dog. That was too much. I'm not saying Megan. is loud and ghetto.
Starting point is 00:04:01 But I'm saying, how would he be shocked that that's who she is if she was that based off her music? You know what I'm saying? Based off the public, like, image that she puts out there, it's fun, it's loud, it's ah, you know, it's all that. You know what I'm saying? It's all that stuff. You did that really good, dog.
Starting point is 00:04:17 I've been practicing. Yeah, you're a little baddie, dog. Hot boy summer. Hot boy summer. Caliente boys are. You know what I'm saying? Caliente boy, son. I'm not of Caliente, my God.
Starting point is 00:04:28 Better than Caliente, sir, sir. True, true, true. But yeah, I just think I'm like, dude, if that's the case, Clay, you're tripping, bro. Like, that's like, I don't know, you buy something. You're like, oh, my God, how is it this? When you knew, that's what it said on the front sticker. I don't give a damn. She's hot.
Starting point is 00:04:42 Let's go. Exactly. That, okay. And then also, this source was also claiming that Meg would not shut up about Tori Lings. Oh, well, maybe. And that he just got fed up about that. She would not shut the, beep. Maybe she has PTSD.
Starting point is 00:04:57 Maybe she has to go to therapy. Maybe she was sharing with her partner. You know, he probably. She misses him. Because he's locked up, they won't let him. And she feels bad and there's guilt. Oh. She feels remorse for putting her man in jail.
Starting point is 00:05:11 This is all reportedly allegedly. According to this close source next to Clay Thompson, which is like, who would be? I know. It's always, I'm always wondering like, it's his best friend. My best friend will have some dirt on me. Source close to me. I know it was you. If it's hip-hop.
Starting point is 00:05:28 You know let these on. Rap sheet Letty set go All right This is Rose Cranwick filling in for Letty And I got to tell you guys About a rapper
Starting point is 00:05:37 Who isn't afraid to say no All right Most rappers they don't know How to say no But Wiz Khalifa is different All right He's one of the only rappers
Starting point is 00:05:45 To turn down Drake And I think the list Is just him and Kendrick There's like the probably The two rappers In the world That have turned down Drake For something
Starting point is 00:05:53 When they want to collab And stuff like that But Wiz was on a podcast Recently And he was asked About the time He turned down going on tour with Drake.
Starting point is 00:06:01 Listen to this. When I declined that, I was literally a young, just focused. You know what I'm saying? I was on my mission. I declined other things, too. Like, Rick Ross tried to sign me as well. I remember that. And I was like, no, it's Taylor Gang.
Starting point is 00:06:15 You know what I mean? Currency told me that that would happen. He was like, when you start to get on, there's going to be a gang to just come in and be like, you know what I mean? And he's like, you could either choose to give all your sauce to them or you can use it for yourself. And I thought that was dope, you know, that he had an older homie currency
Starting point is 00:06:34 that gave him all this game. You know what I'm saying? And told him, hey, when everybody starts calling, I don't mean you have to say yes to everybody. Because currency had already been through it. Currency signed to Master Pete and Little Wayne. And he gave them both sauce back in the day. Like he was like, oh, yeah, dude, you know,
Starting point is 00:06:51 he was influencing them behind the scenes. Yeah, yeah. And so he's like, bro, don't give that away. That makes you you. And currency was probably like, dude, I don't want Wiz to go through what I went through. Yeah. Basically, all these would be, like, hopping on the bandwagon as soon as you get hot.
Starting point is 00:07:04 Now it's like, I sign you. It's that. It's that 100% is the bandwagon effect of like, damn. And then he was also saying that like, he was like, dude, he's like, me and Drake are almost the same age. So it felt weird trying to like, you know, be like his little bro. You know what I'm saying? And he's like, he only came out like a year before me. So it wasn't really too much of a difference.
Starting point is 00:07:24 Yeah. But, I mean, he said they've never worked together since. So maybe Drake took a person though. You never know. Well, not only that, but it's like, with Khalifa and, like, Drake don't make the same music. At all. We don't have, like, the same fan base at all. Yeah, at all.
Starting point is 00:07:36 But he wanted... That would be odd. Yeah, but he wanted, you know, because he was a hot rapper, he wanted him, you know, to be on his tour. I know that feeling, dog, when I was rapping, everybody... Oh, sorry, go. Wow, Angie, when you were... Everybody wanted to sign me, dog. I love me.
Starting point is 00:07:51 Everybody wanted to sign me. What? And what happened? The Marines, the U.S. military. The job core. That's the sound of the police. The petty police. You're petty.
Starting point is 00:08:05 You're just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a petty is funny. Oh, man. Oh, man. Things are getting petty between the world brands and the World Cup, Perritos. Because FIFA said if you're not putting it on this, dog, guess what?
Starting point is 00:08:20 What? What? We can't show you your brand, dog. We can't put you on, dog. So they're taking everything down. If you didn't put in on this, FIFA says we're not showing the brand. And what they've been doing to definitely, a lot of things that they've been taking out like their, you know, like, it's not so far. It's Los Angeles Stadium, right?
Starting point is 00:08:38 So going down over there in Santa Clara, the Levi Stadium logo was covered up. I know. They're getting that petty with this. So they're covering up. Let's put it on white loranas, dog. Corvicas on it. I know. It's covered it up like that.
Starting point is 00:08:51 It looks so tacky. Yeah, because it's straight Corvica. They couldn't even get like a nice little setup to get it done, right? No, they're putting covicas. And what did Levi's do? Levi said, oh, yeah, you guys are going to block, you guys are going to cover our logo? But we're going to take a picture of that logo and put it as our default, as our profile picture. Oh, that's fire.
Starting point is 00:09:08 I like that. I like that little clapback. Yeah. That's, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. So people see it, like, you still see, you still can see that it's Levi's. Levi basically said, you know what it is. You know what it is, duh.
Starting point is 00:09:19 I don't care. I'm still getting in the club. Because at the same time, anybody knows that silhouette is unique to Levi's. It is. Like the way that, I don't know if it's like kind of like a shield that it says like Levi's. Yeah, yeah. It's like the patch. It's like a patch.
Starting point is 00:09:33 So it's like everybody knows that. So covered up all you want. Everybody knows what's up. It doesn't matter, dog. They're a legacy brand. They've been in, you know, the U.S. for like 200 years. They've been making jeans for a long time. Yeah, since the gold rush.
Starting point is 00:09:46 Since the gold rush, though. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm wearing in my now. Ah. Cover them up.
Starting point is 00:09:54 Cover them up. Cover them up. Cover them up. I look so good. Cover it up. I'm actually very Levi's right now. I look so good. I lose sweet, man.
Starting point is 00:10:03 That's petty for Pettie. Let's go. Let's go. Some scrolling. Scrolling with always. Okay, you guys, I'm Angie covering for Greg C. He's out there somewhere partying it up. Laking it up.
Starting point is 00:10:16 Oh, there you go. There you go. But you guys, apparently, there is a new World Cup anthem. And it has been approved by the president of Mexico. Is it ours? No. Shine ball? Yes.
Starting point is 00:10:29 Then it's not official. Wait. If it ain't us, if it ain't ours, it ain't official, though. No. You made the brown bag anthem. Yeah, from Mexico. But not from Mexico. We put Mexico in there.
Starting point is 00:10:39 Yeah, we did. Yeah. You did, but you said if my team loses, then... Then I'm changing ethnicities, yeah. No, forget this. So, yes, the president of Mexico approved this new anthem, and it's all AI, created by this young man from Guanuato. What? Okay.
Starting point is 00:10:55 We're going to... We're going to read it. Isn't it gatchee? That's good. But that's what makes an anthem is the sound of a thousand people singing. Yes. It helps a lot. Because you imagine it happening in the stadium.
Starting point is 00:11:26 Yeah. In unisting. It has to be stadium music, the snatches little drums, you know? Yeah. Yeah, no, yeah, let me, it keeps going. Oh, keep going. It's going. That's tight.
Starting point is 00:12:04 That's tight. That's pretty good. I can kind of tell the AI, though, because it doesn't, the voice, just the voice. It sounds like a little computerized. It sounds a little like generic. Yeah, like I couldn't tell you who that is. It sounds a little generic, yeah. I mean, it's a guy from where.
Starting point is 00:12:19 in a Hwato so you wouldn't be able to tell who it is. That's his voice? I don't know, but it says, I just know it's AI. Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying. Approved by the president. The voice sounds AI. Like, it sounds like everybody's voice and nobody's voice at the same time. Oh, so maybe the guy just needs to hop on it and then record it with his voice.
Starting point is 00:12:37 Yes. Yes. But I like it. But I like it. Me too. I do like it. Yeah, I know. It's dope if you have a thousand people sound like it's singing, you know?
Starting point is 00:12:47 That's it. That says World Cup. Yeah. Maybe we should we record ours and then throw a thousand voices? Yeah. Try it. Maybe that's the key. That's our gang.
Starting point is 00:12:56 That's our gang. That's tight. All right. That was it for scrolling. Let's get into some weather, con. And now the weather. With concrete storm. Berizzo Zeta's going down for the weather Monday, June 15th.
Starting point is 00:13:12 First we smashed to the city of Pasadena where Biggie had all the chicken heads all the way to Medina. 86 degrees and 64 degrees at night. Next, we sip on a little pinocolada in the city of La Palma. And, my jane, te quiro con all the arm. 84 degrees and 64 degrees at night. Next, we keep it all the way to the city of Tustin, where Angie used to bang out the window, busting. 83 degrees and 60.
Starting point is 00:13:35 Yeah, now you know she got a warrior right there, no. Lastly, we burn up a bit in the city of Fontana. So break the saviche with a few tossedadas. 92 degrees and 65 degrees. Guys, it's going to be hot all week and stay. Stay hydrated and also stay away. I'll tell you from what later. Peritos, it's your boy, Conquer from Brombeck mornings on Power 106.
Starting point is 00:13:56 Let's go. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got you for. The homie help line. Ivan needs our help.
Starting point is 00:14:10 Ivan. Ivan hit us up and said, Hey, Brownback. My name is Ivan, and I need the homies help to help me out before this turns into a full-blown marital crisis. Oh my good. He said my wife and I are expecting our first baby and we're having a boy. This should be one of the happiest times of our lives, but somehow we're in the middle of a heavyweight championship fight over one thing, his name. He said, I want my son to be named after me, not because I'm some celebrity or millionaire, but because he's my first born son. In my mind,
Starting point is 00:14:43 that's a big deal. I've been dreaming about hearing Ivan Jr. since we found out we were having a boy. The problem, my wife absolutely hates the idea and is dead set on naming him Noah. Noah, Jr. No. Now, here's where I think I'm getting played. We already agreed years ago that if we have a girl, she would pick the name. Okay. Cool. No problem. But now that we're having a boy, shouldn't I get some say in this? Uh, what? He said, every time I bring up Ivan Jr., she acts like I'm trying to name the baby Optimus Prime or something. Meanwhile, I've got family members already calling the baby Little Ivan and buying stuff with Junior on it.
Starting point is 00:15:24 At this point, negotiations have completely broken down. We are an impasse. I've tried being sweet. I've tried making my case. I've even offered Noah as a middle name. Nothing is working. So Brown bag, help me out. Do firstborn sons deserve to be named after their dads?
Starting point is 00:15:42 Or am I being stubborn and need to let my wife take the win? You know what, dude? I didn't, you know, I have three boys. I didn't name my first son after me. Oh, you're right. Yeah, you did it. I didn't. Why not?
Starting point is 00:15:54 If it was totally up to me, all of my sons would have been Ninja Turtle names. Oh, my gosh. Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello. If it was up to me. I don't know why your wife didn't let you do that, man. I know. Does that make you message? Because she would have to change her name to April Oneer or something.
Starting point is 00:16:16 I would have been master. Master Splinter on the house, you know. But, you know what? Like, again, if it was completely up to me, I would have done my thing. But all my kids' names, it was a compromise. I see. With the exception of Chrisito, the last one, that's the one we ended up naming after me. I don't know why, but yeah salio.
Starting point is 00:16:35 And was that, that wasn't your idea? It wasn't totally my idea. I think it was just like, hey, you know what? You brought out of names? Yeah. It's time. Let's go, Junior. El Junior.
Starting point is 00:16:44 The junior. El Junior. Yeah, no, I get you. A little Vic, obviously, he's named after. Clearly. Yeah. No way. No way.
Starting point is 00:16:53 Dude, what? But yeah, at first, you know, I didn't want to name him that because I didn't want everybody to call him Jr. That was the same thing. El Junior. I was like, dude, my family has a thousand juniors. Like, you know, I was just like, no, I'm not. I'm not going to do that.
Starting point is 00:17:09 I didn't really want him to have a nickname. But you have to put it in the birth certificate as junior, right? Right? I don't know. How is that word? So he's not junior technically. Yes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:19 So he doesn't have the same middle name. Yeah. And that was cool with me. Like I was like, no, I don't really want him to have my middle name. I want him to still be his own person. Yeah. But I did want, you know, him that have my name. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:31 Little, you know, now we call him Lil Vic, whatever. But yeah, I mean, I, it was like, I was dead set on it. I was like, nah, this is going to be his name. It was either that or like Jeter because I was like a big, I was a big fan. No way. Jeter, dog. I know, thank God. I know, yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:47 If it was only up to us, our kids' names would be. Yeah, these bunches are cool, Donatello, Jeter. Oh, my, Jeter. Exactly. What are you going to do when you have kids? Actually, I wouldn't mind naming them, like, after Marcus, my boyfriend. I wouldn't mind, honestly. Or, like, my dad's name, Santiago.
Starting point is 00:18:09 Oh, that would be cool. That's cool. That's cool. Yeah. But would you want them to call him union? I wouldn't call him Junior It's not up to you No, it would be like
Starting point is 00:18:17 Marcusito Marcusito Santiago Santiago Marcusito Marcusito What? What?
Starting point is 00:18:28 And that's Marcus That's big Marcus Markus That's big Markis It's because it's not Marcos But Marquitos Yeah Markitos
Starting point is 00:18:39 Yeah It'd be Marcusito Markucito That's horrible Don't do it, don't do it, Angie, Marcusito. It's cute, I think it's cute. I take this one, how do you know? That's a good one, no?
Starting point is 00:18:57 That's a really good one. I felt for it. I mean, Herculote. That's a lot. But, I mean, I think, I think the thing is, like, he's like, he feels like he's getting played if it's not, if it's not his choice. It doesn't have to necessarily. be Ivan Jr. But he's like,
Starting point is 00:19:18 hey, you get the girl. You get to name her whatever you want. You can name her Polly Pocket if you want. If she already compromised on the fact that she was going to name the girl,
Starting point is 00:19:26 then he should have. Nothing. You know what he has? What? A kid that he has to raise and pay for. Exactly that. And get none of the credit.
Starting point is 00:19:35 They never agree to anything if they had a boy, only if they had a girl. I know. That's where he messed up. He messed up in the contract. In the verbal contract. The verbal agreement?
Starting point is 00:19:43 Yes. He forgot to leave out. Like he just, thought it was assumed, but he forgot to include that. If it's a girl, you name her whatever you want. If it's a boy, I name him. He didn't specify that part. He screwed up.
Starting point is 00:19:56 But, I mean, I feel like he has that right, though. Yeah. He doesn't. She's carrying the baby for nine months. She's the one having. He carried it for like 30 years. You know what's nuts? You know what's crazy?
Starting point is 00:20:08 You know what's crazy? If I'm not mistaken, I think I got to name my daughter. Okay. Yeah, I got to name her Maya. And then my girl was like, Boom, I'll pick Maya Dream. So she picked Dream, I picked Maya. Ah, okay.
Starting point is 00:20:20 That was kind of cool, right? That is dope. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a compromise. It's a compromise, bro. It's a compromise, dog. Yeah, but they didn't agree from the guy, on the boy. It was either that, Maya or concrete, foo, so.
Starting point is 00:20:31 Oh, thank God. What? What? She got a solid little home ring. Solid little feet of my home girl right there. Just a meetup. Connie? Connie?
Starting point is 00:20:43 Connie? Connie? That's good. Connie, but they're thinking it's like short for something else and it's like your folder. No, it's concrete. Yeah. Oh, what was your name? Constanza or something?
Starting point is 00:20:55 No, concrete. So we have some callers and we're going to go to Selena in La Puente. Selina. Oh, my God. Good morning, Brownback. Good morning. Hi, Lisa. Hi.
Starting point is 00:21:09 Hi. So a little, it happened with me and my. man, we got into a big argument because he wanted him named after him. My family had never been about naming the kids after the dad. Yeah. As it is, they already have the last name. True. So I felt really bad because it was going to be, well, it is his only child and it's a boy, and his name is Frank.
Starting point is 00:21:35 And I didn't want to do it. We fought about it. We fought about it. I feel like, you know, my son should have had his own name, his own identity, like not named after him. but at the end of the day, I did compromise and I did give him the first name, but I gave him, I chose the middle name. And so because he knew that I didn't want him named after him, I call him by his middle name, and so does the majority of our family.
Starting point is 00:22:04 Oh, that sucks. Yeah. They call him, on his side, they call him like junior or little Frank, but I'm like, his name is not junior or little frank on the birth certificate. So why, you know, if you want Frank, then just call him Frank. Oh, you're still trying to fight. Nobody calls him. You're still trying to fight.
Starting point is 00:22:23 You're still trying to fight. No, but nobody calls him that. So what was the point is my thing? Like, he's already going to carry your last name like forever. Who's nobody, though? That's his side of the family. True. Well, so.
Starting point is 00:22:37 No, no, no, no, no. Pernate, see what I'm saying. You wanted him to have his own identity, but now, look, now he has two identities. Now he goes by two names. Yeah. So you know what? He's eight years old and he actually chooses. So when he's at school, he says, I want to be called Frank.
Starting point is 00:22:53 And when he's at home, he says, I want to be called Samuel. Oh, my God. So when he gets in trouble, who was it? Frank or Samuel? No, when he's in trouble, it's Frank Samuel. Oh, it's a full name. Frank Samuel what? Oh, I can't say the last thing.
Starting point is 00:23:11 Frank Samuel. Jesus God. Frank Samuel the trash. Frank Samuel, come here now. Jeez. What's your mouth, Frank Samuel. It sounds like he invented something. He probably will.
Starting point is 00:23:30 Frank Samuel invents a new antenna. So you're upset that he was named after his dad, basically. I am. But I did compromise because I ended up giving in and allowing him But I said, I'm doing the name. And that's what we call him. But if you compromise, you can't be kicking and screaming the whole way. She is.
Starting point is 00:23:56 She is. True. She said true. So the happy wife, happy life thing, it's like you still get upset about it. So do you think he thinks it was worth it? Well, he gets more upset because, like, in sports, when I put him in, I put him in as Samuel. Oh. But when he sees his name, like, on banners and stuff, he's like, it's Frank.
Starting point is 00:24:15 That's, yeah, that's defiant behavior. Yeah, you're doing it behind his back. Yeah, you do it behind his back, you know? Hey, I mean, ain't so. And Selena, I mean, doesn't your son, like, he goes by Frank at school, so it shouldn't be sports also be as Frank? Not under her watch. No. No.
Starting point is 00:24:37 Usually the coach or the assistant coach. Oh, you put yourself in there. Okay, let me ask you this. Let me ask you this. First, Frank. Selena, when you're saying happy birthday, what do you say? Happy birthday, dear Frank. Or happy birthday, dear Samuel.
Starting point is 00:24:53 She won't let this go. Hey, hold on. Just the way that Selena is, Ivan, just name him Noah, dog. Because it's going to be eight years. It's an eight-year-long fight. It's been an eight-year-long fight with Selena, and it's going to continue, I'm sure, for the rest of your guys' life, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:12 Oh, my God. to say, I'm here to talk to his girl. Oh. Just put Noah as the middle name and then just call him Noah forever. And he can call him. And then just fight it the whole way through. Yeah. Selina, by yourself.
Starting point is 00:25:27 He fired. A ferrara, cabesona. That's how mom would say. And when he graduates, she's going to put herself inside the school. She's going to be the clerk. And then she's going to, yeah, exactly. That's so crazy. Well, you know, because at school, at school, they only have.
Starting point is 00:25:44 allow you to go by, well, it is his permanent name, right? So they do allow him to go, but they go by the first name. Yeah, Frank. So at school, when I had asked them, like, can you call him Samuel? They were like, oh, no, we have to call him Frank. But his teachers were like, oh, if he wants to go by Samuel, we'll call him Samuel. So I was like, wait a minute, but the school doesn't allow it, but each individual teacher does. Yeah. So then that confused me, but I was, like, whatever he wants to be called, then just let him. And so, The crazy part about your whole story is that Frank Samuel does not roll off the tongue. True.
Starting point is 00:26:20 At all. It's horrible. I'm not going to lie to you. There's not a lot of flow to it. There's no flow to it, dude. Frank Samuel! Jesus. And then if you want to nickname them both, it's like Frankie Sammy.
Starting point is 00:26:32 It just sounds like two people. No. Fran Sam. No. Frank the tank Samuel Johnson. Thanks, Selena. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:26:41 We're going to go to Drew in Fontana. line three. Drew. Hey, how y'all doing? How you're doing? What's up, Blair? So tell us about, you know, we have Ivan. He's in a predicament. He wants to name his son, Ivan Jr., little Ivan, and the wife is not having it. She wants to name him Noah. And so we're asking you guys if firstborn sons deserve to be named after their dads, or is this guy just being stubborn and he should let his wife win? What do you think, Drew? All right, so I made, I have my son. He's 11 months now.
Starting point is 00:27:13 And I thought the same thing, like, you know, it's a boy. I'm the dad. I get to name him what I want. And we named my son. We ended up naming him after my dad. And my wife, she agreed to it at first. And then when it was almost time to deliver him, she changed mine. And she was, you know, she didn't want to do it no more.
Starting point is 00:27:36 And I kind of just forced her to do it. And to this day, she still brings it up. She's trying to get better at it, like saying his name and everything, but she don't really like it. Let me ask you, what's your dad's name? Yeah. My dad, his name is Gonzalo. Hey. Gonzalo.
Starting point is 00:27:54 Dang. Salo? No wonder. Your girl is pissed. Oh, my God. I'm pissed. Hey, you know, hey, it's an old school Mexican name. It is.
Starting point is 00:28:03 It is. I mean some old school Mexican. I know. It's just crazy when you see, like, the baby or like a little two-year-old walking, like, Gonzalo! Ben. Gonzalo, that's a seor right there. And they're like, who, who, and everybody's looking up.
Starting point is 00:28:16 And then, yeah, the nino, like, Gonzalo, get him back out. Like, come on. He looks like, for me in at the construction work. And, Mr. Gonzalez, he'll be there. He's going to go ahead. And then he'll enter a little chiquillo. We call him Zoh. We call him Zoh.
Starting point is 00:28:35 Oh, you call him Zoh? And everybody thinks he has, like, a normal, like, Alonzo or Lorenzo. Oh, this is Gonzalo. Gonzalo. He got a first. He got a last name for a first name. Jack. I know what's the last name?
Starting point is 00:28:49 Hey, but, uh, what's that? What's the last name? Gonzalo Gonzalez. Oh, your girl's pissed. Oh, my God. The little homie, Gigi right there. She didn't even put his full name on Instagram. She's a little bit of a little bit of a lot of things.
Starting point is 00:29:05 Nahera. Gonsalo Najara. Oh, my. People can't pronounce the first. or last name. That's horrible, my God. You got, you set him up. You set him up to go to leave.
Starting point is 00:29:15 That's why I'm calling. Hey, that's why I'm calling. I get you. And you got a regular-ass name like Drew. I know. Yeah. That's the worst part. What's your full name?
Starting point is 00:29:24 Andrew? No, Drew. It's his Drew. Oh, like, oh, D-R-U-W? Yeah, yeah. Oh, you lucked out. You're cool. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:34 Drew ski. Hey, hey, you want to know, hey, you know, I know, no funny story. My moms and my pops, they were teenagers when they had me. And my dad, My dad was a big, I think it's Dragon Ball Z fan. He was dead ass going to name me Goku. And my mom was going to go with him.
Starting point is 00:29:46 Oh, wow. You should have named your kid Goku. Yeah. Goku. My grandma stepped in and she saved me. She said, just name him Drew. Oh, no. You grandma should have stepped in for your son, dog.
Starting point is 00:29:58 I know. I mean, Gonzalo. The senior Gonzalo, what's, that's what I want to tell. That's what I want to tell. His name, Ivan. Yeah. Yeah, Ivan. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:10 That's what I want to tell him, bro, like, hey, just sit down and talk to your wife about it because at the end of the day, it took me a while to just, like, open my eyes. But my wife went through all that pain and suffering to carry that baby. And she's at home. She's at home taking care of him while I'm at work. So she's really doing the hard work. Yeah. For her to just, like, you know, just it's a little thing. Like, just give him, bro.
Starting point is 00:30:34 Like, you know, it's not. You know, she's really doing the hard work, you know. She is. Drew, what names is she want to name the baby? I think she had a couple. She wanted to name him Dominic or Elijah. Oh, Dom. That would have been cool.
Starting point is 00:30:52 Or Nick, Dominic. Yeah. Elijah? Yeah, that would have been cool. You know what you got to do? This is what you do. If you're about to be a parent and you want to know if your kid's name is good, just sing it, happy birthday.
Starting point is 00:31:04 True. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Gonzalo. Stop it right there Gonzalo N'ajara Have I told you guys my dad's name? What's your dad's name? Okay, my dad's name is Sikifredo.
Starting point is 00:31:20 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sikifredo? Yeah. So imagine I would have named, I would have been named. What is that in English? Ziggfried? Like, yeah, yeah, Sikhredo.
Starting point is 00:31:29 Technically, I don't... Ziggfried and rolling, like the magicians? Yeah. Oh, my God. Dude, that's horrible. I mean, Zikifredo. So, like, I was never going to name Little Victad. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:31:43 It's like, I love my dad to death, but I'm like, dude. Even my dad's like, oh, my name was rough growing up. Let me see. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, Siegifredo. Oh, my. It kind of, it's not bad. Imagine everybody.
Starting point is 00:31:57 Okay, but. You know what, like, you're singing and you don't know the person's birthday. Happy birthday to you. Like, bumble it? And the thing is, it's one word. It's one name. So it's not like, Zigfried.
Starting point is 00:32:10 Yeah. Or Zim Ziggfried. Yeah. So he had to like professionally like to his new friends that didn't grow up with him or like at work, he goes by Fred. But like that's not his name. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:20 It's Ziggy. Because nobody else is going to know how to pronounce it. Like Siggy Fried. Yeah. His name Sigfried. Yeah. That is horrible. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:32:32 Imagine going to school. Yeah. I'm just, I'm thankful my pop. My pops is the best for not naming me Seiki Frederick Jr. because imagine I'm up here. Yeah, Victor. Sikif, too, it doesn't mean.
Starting point is 00:32:42 Yeah, right. And what's your middle name? Salvador. Oh, my, Victor, Salvador. Yo. Right? Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:32:54 Let's go to Adrian in Chicago on line one. Adrian. Yo, yo. Yeah. Oh, so. Adrian. What's that in? So we're trying to help Ivan out.
Starting point is 00:33:05 Ivan, he, he hit us up because he wants to name. his kid, little Ivan, Ivan, Ivan Jr., something like that, but his, uh, his girl's like, no, I want to name him. Noah. I want to name him this. I don't want him to be junior. None of that stuff. So we're asking people, do firstborn sons deserve to be named after their dads, or is he just being stubborn and he's just let his wife take the dub? What do you think? Yeah, uh, I think you got to compromise because I'm in that situation right now. So, uh, my wife is Asian. Uh-huh. So, you know, whatever the, uh, whatever the name that we, that we pick, you got to, you know, that's sound good in their native tongue.
Starting point is 00:33:41 So we just compromised with Shohei Murakami, Brissuela. What? No, you're joking, right? Hey, what you're joking, right? Back at Noah. Shohei, Maracami. Shohei. Because of Otani?
Starting point is 00:34:02 Yeah, because of Otani and then Murakami off the White Sox. Murakami, he's a really good. You better, you better, you better, you better pray that, oh, that Shohei never has any crazy stories or any allegations. I know. Don't bet on it. I mean, a little Shohei. A little Shoah. So you have to make it, but I mean, how's, how's, how's, like, grandma, how's, how's the mom's going to say, you know, like, in Spanish?
Starting point is 00:34:25 Like, it's not really going to flow. It does. Shohei. Well, Shoah is Sean in English. Really? No, I'm just kidding. You don't believe this full little big. Sohay.
Starting point is 00:34:37 And show his husband. Murakami. Do you know what Shohei means on? Did you even look it up? I didn't even look it up. That's my dog, though. Shohei Murakami. And you're said with these names, and your girl, she said with that, too.
Starting point is 00:34:50 She's cool. Well, what about if it? Yeah, she's all on board. And you already know it's going to be a boy. I mean, I hope so. If not. Oh, what about if the girl? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:59 Lingling. Well, you know what they do back in time. Tammy. So we'll do the same. Pam. All right. It's going to be Pam. Pam, Tam, Lingling.
Starting point is 00:35:10 That was the homie help line. And right now we are playing a game. All right. We're playing a game for four tickets to kick off the summer at Six Flags, Magic Mountain. All right. We're playing four or against. Okay. Four or against.
Starting point is 00:35:23 What do we got? And they chose concrete. Oh, my God. All right. It's easy. Yes. Sarah in Irvine on line nine is going against con. and Natalie in East L.A. is going for Khan.
Starting point is 00:35:40 Okay, Natalie. Natalie on line 10. So, Natalie. Yeah. You think Khan's going to win when you really got faith in him like that? I don't know. You said he had his coffee. We got to win.
Starting point is 00:35:53 Let's go. I got you. Okay. All right, con. I'm going to need you to name. Wait, wait. What is the category? Yeah, what is this?
Starting point is 00:36:03 I was like doing the category beforehand. I'm telling you right now. Okay. You have to name five roller coasters at six flags, at six flags, Magic Mountain, all right? In 10 seconds, go. Colossus, Viper, Batman, Superman, the Ridders Revenge, the Go-Carts. Oh, that's not one. That was five.
Starting point is 00:36:33 Yeah, that was five. What's fun? Natalie in East L.A., you are going to Six Flads Magic Mountain. Let's go! Yes, thank you. Thank you. Thank you, thank you. Thank you, Congress.
Starting point is 00:36:46 Hey, you're welcome. You know what I missed one? I miss Spenout. What spin out? Spin out was the one that you would get on the wall and it would just spin it and like, it would like gravity will pull you in. Oh, like the gravitron? That was spin up. Wonder Woman's Lasso?
Starting point is 00:37:00 No. That sounds like it. Right? Is that what it is? Yes, that's what it is? It's Lasso? I don't know. I don't think I've seen Spinn out there
Starting point is 00:37:07 in the long time since like back in the 90s. The late 2000s, yeah. I was only 10 years old. We were me and Bigmerted. I was only 10 years old right there, though. No lie. You were there. There was only five flags, huh?
Starting point is 00:37:22 Oh. You were there? You saw them put up the last one, the six tag. Oh, man. Dude, I used to go over there when they were. They used to have concerts, man. They had concerts? They had concerts?
Starting point is 00:37:37 They would have summer concerts. No way. It was, it was legit. It was so fun. It was so much fun, dude. That's fine. That's cool. This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Starting point is 00:37:47 Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Water, rivers, and all that good stuff, man. Dude, going down, California officials are telling you to stay out of the water right here in SoCal. All right. Weather officials are advising Southern California residents that there are still a lot of risk of rip currents and high surf at regional beaches through the end of the weekend and into the work week, Perrito.
Starting point is 00:38:10 There's been a lot of stuff going on when the little girls got pulled in by the rip current with her family. They weren't able to save her. They saved her, I believe her sister and her mom. So you've got to be careful, man. You know, the national weather says that a southerly swell with increased ties would be bringing
Starting point is 00:38:25 dangerous rip currents and elevate surf from Santa Barbara all the way to the further coast in Southern California. So just be careful out there, dude. I don't know. I'm not a beach guy. I'm not a beach. I'm scared of the beach. Why?
Starting point is 00:38:38 Because I don't like being in places where I don't know what's under me. Sand. Like, you know, like, when you're in the water, like, I can't see you. You know, last. At the bottom of those. I like being in pools and I say, hey. I get you. You can see people's crazy toes.
Starting point is 00:38:51 Huh? Controlled environment. Controlled environment. Because you don't know if, like, some sea monster might just decide to get out of the water. I get weed in my toes and I feel like I'm dying. It's getting me. I'm, uh. I'm going to
Starting point is 00:39:04 It's scary No, dude I mean like Some of these people Aren't even swimming And just like the waves Are coming all the way up Yeah
Starting point is 00:39:12 I'm getting I heard that The family The mom and the logo They were just walking right Yeah they were walking Right by the beach And then that's when
Starting point is 00:39:19 The rip current That's horrible You know It's one thing Not that it's not As sad But it's like It's one thing
Starting point is 00:39:27 When you hear About a surfer Or somebody That's like You know Like because They know numbers don't matter?
Starting point is 00:39:32 No, they know the risks they're taking. No. I'm just saying, they know the risk they're taking. Yeah, they're deep in the sea. And that's the thrill they get out of it. And then you're like,
Starting point is 00:39:42 Dan, that's so unfortunate, you know. But when it's like just a family walking by, like to me, that's so much more tragic because they, all they were trying to do is sit there and enjoy the, walk around, yes.
Starting point is 00:39:53 Just put your feet in the, you know, that's why I like pools, though, because in pools, you don't have to worry about no sharks, rip currents. You know what I'm saying? Yeah,
Starting point is 00:40:01 But I mean, you got to worry about the margarita getting, getting hot. That was you this weekend, huh, in the coozy? Oh, that was me in the coozy, though. That's how you posted it. Being a floosie and the coozy. Angie's not scared of the beach at all, though. No, I was actually there yesterday,
Starting point is 00:40:16 and they had a lot of warning saying, like, just be careful, don't be going too deep in there. There was actually two little girls, like maybe 12, 13 years old, and the lifeguard actually had to pull them out because they were too deep in there. See? Angie's a crazy girl. She got the alert on her phone.
Starting point is 00:40:31 oh, the beach is going to be empty today. Oh. She said, Mamunos, let's go. Okay, well, for the record, when I go to the beach,
Starting point is 00:40:40 I don't know how to swim, so I never go inside the water. Oh. I'm just, you know, I'm just chilling at the sand. It's a time. To me, it seems like the block is hot over there.
Starting point is 00:40:49 So just, you know? The block is hot. Just if you're going to go out this weekend and take your kids, you know, just be careful. You know what I'm saying? And stay cool, man. It should boil concrete right here.
Starting point is 00:40:57 But don't you know, I'm local, filling in for letty. All right. Let's get into some cheesemation. Do it come here? Now what's going on? Cheesemation with Angie.
Starting point is 00:41:08 Okay, you guys, we had Tyrese come in, right, with Cody Walker. Dude, tell me why this guy. See Walker. See Walker. We had a blast with them. Oh, you did. What? Tyre is freaking funny.
Starting point is 00:41:22 We haven't stopped texting all weekend. Shut up, real? That's your best. Me and him and texting all weekend. I believe it. Literally. he said like why didn't we grow up together that's the coolest thing
Starting point is 00:41:33 you could tell somebody you just met Can you believe it? I was like dude This is really happening right now Did we just become? Did we just become best friends? We just become best friends right now Dude caramel and chocolate getting together right here What?
Starting point is 00:41:47 I was like down Hey you guys should do a skin Our relationship is too fast right now Too furious Oh Oh my You guys You guys are fast friends
Starting point is 00:41:59 Dude we were like Dude, we were fasting together, you know. Oh, my God. Did he feel in love? No, did he not find in love with me? Oh, my God. Did he not find in love with me? As a homie.
Starting point is 00:42:09 As a homie. As a homie. No, of course. I'm just saying, come on, guys. Come on, guys. Yeah, no, I've seen the. No, imagine that we would be a power couple dog. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:42:21 Me and Tyrese would be a power couple dog. Hey, it almost happened. As homies. As, oh, we'd be a power, power homies. Power homies. Power 106 homies. Power 106 homies. Oh, we'd be a power couple imagine, though?
Starting point is 00:42:34 Black and Brown United? Well, when he came in, it's okay. I'm just thinking about it. When he came in, he left a shock with her mouth open. What? It's true. Oh, what? Apparently he left a shocked.
Starting point is 00:42:55 Oh, shocked. Oh, shocked. I thought you said he left a shot with our mouth open. I was like, whoa, Angie. What? What the hell is wrong with you? No, he likes- Kids are listening.
Starting point is 00:43:06 He shared some news about his background because apparently this fool just did his 23 and me, right? Oh, shocking. Shocking. Shocking news. Shocking stuff. He recently did an ancestry thing. Do y'all really want to know?
Starting point is 00:43:17 Yeah, I do want to know. I'm going to give you all this. Where am I from? Yeah, let me know. Watch this. So I am 82% African. No, wait. What?
Starting point is 00:43:31 No way, no, that's crazy That's unbelievable Are you serious? There's no way That's a lie We get your money back, my boy That's when he fell in love with you There's no way
Starting point is 00:43:42 This whole time I'm thinking he words anti-sumblock You know what I'm saying? What? Hey, my favorite thing too Was that after you said that He started imitating you Yeah, yeah, yeah
Starting point is 00:43:55 It was so good It was so funny No way, fool No way, fool Same voice and everything That was cool because it was just like a cool back and forth. It was a cool little banter dog.
Starting point is 00:44:05 He was, he was a joy to have in here, bro. He was. And if you were here, listen to it live, it was, it was just, it was so, so, so cool. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:12 It was. And Angie, you went to Fuel Fest, too, right? I did, you know, it's actually really fun. I was amazed, like, this is the first time I went,
Starting point is 00:44:19 and, dude, they had Lucha Libre. That was the first time I saw Lucha Libre live. Live? Yeah, it was really cool. And then I actually saw Tyrese and Cody drift. Wow. Because I was like,
Starting point is 00:44:29 they actually had the cars for a while doing drifting, right? Who was driving? I don't know who it was. Oh, they were in the car? Yeah, and two separate cars. And I was just kept thinking, I'm like, why do they keep doing like the drifting? Like usually every car just does it once and then they go on their way.
Starting point is 00:44:42 Yeah. But these two particular cars, they kept doing it over and over again. And as the crowd, I thought I'm like, are they lost? But turns out it was actually Tyrese in one car and then Cody on the other car. Sea Walker. See Walker. It was really cool. I said forget about it, CW.
Starting point is 00:44:56 That's a cool name though. Sea Walker. See Walker. See Walker right there. That's awesome. Yeah, that was hilarious. And Ty. And the interview is going to be up soon, right? Yes, it should be up today at 12 to see the whole thing. Okay. You guys can follow. You guys can see how Tyrese and concrete became best friend.
Starting point is 00:45:13 We became best friend. They're bromant. Yeah. No, I could see the jealousy in the Mona's eyes are producer. She was like, what's going on over there? I had to tell Mona, my amor, te quiro, you know, tu saibes. If it's hip-pop. You know, let these on. Yeah, go. Rap sheet. Letty set go. This is Rose Cranzvick, filling in for Letty, and I got to tell you guys about how Tyga is going viral
Starting point is 00:45:38 for a video of him and Shoreline Mafia's Phoenix Flexen in the studio making an 80s banger, but in 2026. All right? As we know, Phoenix Flexing is going viral for his new song, Rubbers. Swiping cards and statin chips. I saw your sinking chips. Incredible. It's such a good song.
Starting point is 00:46:06 It's so fresh. Yeah. Well, when it came out, I don't know, a lot of people, Vig, you were saying, like, they were like, what the hell's, why is he doing this? It was just a, it was a shock because it's nothing like he's ever made or even hinted at making. You know, it was completely out of left field. And I think that's what music should be. It should be, you know what I'm saying? Like, not everybody has to do the same beat, the same style, the same flow, the same cadence.
Starting point is 00:46:28 And I think that's, look what happens when you do what, you go the opposite way and you do your own thing, you do what feels good in the studio. he has a banger and it's probably going to be a number one song. I love it. I've been listening to, you know, Shoreline for almost 10 years now. Wow. And, you know, just to see the evolution of Phoenix who could always, like, rap incredibly and make music super dope and had this, like, certain style. For him to switch it up like this, I'm like, wow.
Starting point is 00:46:51 I wonder what he was listening to. I mean, a lot of, it had to be a lot of 80s stuff, a lot of rock stuff. But to me, the coolest thing is that other people are already hopping on the wave. It's very Miami-vicey of it. It is. It's dope. He went to New York. Phoenix was in the studio with French Montana, Max B.
Starting point is 00:47:08 Everybody hopping on the remix, right? I don't know if it's that or they're making another song. Another, another age. Aanger. But look, Tyga also got on board and Tyga and Phoenix have a banger coming and they previewed it. And I'm going to play for you guys. Listen to this. Moving fast like a rabbit.
Starting point is 00:47:35 I'm moving fine. What do you think? It's good. I like that 80 sound. It's just such a like, it's so different, refreshing to the ears. It's not. Just go listen to 80s music and bam right there. No.
Starting point is 00:47:52 This is 80s 2026. We're in 286 right now. No? No? What? 286? What? Too far?
Starting point is 00:48:02 I don't know. I don't know. Dude, I don't know, man. There was a banger back in the day, like, in 2000s called Hollywood, and I forget who the rapper was, but he was, like, from the Bay Area rapper. Oh, your boy. Your boy, he had a record called Hollywood. Yeah, Hollywood Swinging.
Starting point is 00:48:15 Hollywood, and that, it reminds me of this record right here. Because that was a banged. That was, like, straight, straight bang. Yeah, no, I really like this. It is what it is lavish, so lavish. Okay, what is he saying. It is what it is. So lavish.
Starting point is 00:48:30 Oh, we run LA. Can I? Kenna, yeah, yeah. Oh, I do love that song. Banger. I'm liking it. Dude, this is a banger. That's different than what this is, though.
Starting point is 00:48:50 No, but I like that one. Similar instruments. Yeah, similar instruments, the vibe, very 80s, you know, very... Feel good. Very sacada bozzita vibes, you know what I'm saying? Hair blown in the wind. Silk shirt open. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:49:02 95 Miata, let's go. Yeah, you know, it's like you play this. You play, you know, Phoenix's new song. Maybe no part of it. on dance floor too after, you know, whatever you want to play. Where are you want to play? You know? All summer.
Starting point is 00:49:13 Yeah, no, no. The one with Rosecans, Vic and three when a baby. But yeah, that was a rap sheet. I'm Rosecransvik. filling in for Letti. And, um, Khan, I know you had some stuff going on. You know what?
Starting point is 00:49:24 You know what? What did you do? Okay, so you know how I just moved in. We got the new pad. We've been, you know, remodening. Yeah. And so I finally got my stackable machines. Oh, the lot of machines.
Starting point is 00:49:34 Shout up to a hardware store that doesn't give you all the parts. Anyway, so I. I had to buy a cabinet and my, you know, I got one from my girl. It's, you know, from Amazon. And my girl was like, you know, you're going to build it? And I was like, no, I thought we were going to have somebody else build this thing. I don't know. And, you know, so it comes with all the instructions.
Starting point is 00:49:53 Every part is named A, B, C, D.E. And then they give you a thousand things. Foo, why do I have so many parts left over at the end of the day, dog? What? It literally, I looked at the instructions and it said 20 minute build. Fool, it took me three soccer games, dog. No. All the World Cup?
Starting point is 00:50:10 All the World Cup games. You started. I'm sitting there and I'm like, why do I have so many bolts? Why do I have so many bolts, so many screws? Why is there always all the stuff left over? So I finished it, supposedly, yo. I put the cabinet into the little cubbyhole that we did? How did you feel?
Starting point is 00:50:24 How did you feel when you did that? I felt accomplished. Yeah. Accomplished. Obviously my kids are like, Dad, why are it taking so long? Pop the builder. What are you doing? Dad, it said 20 minutes.
Starting point is 00:50:34 Yeah. It said 20 minutes. So I'm building it for six hours, dude. And I'm like, do what the hell? What hell is going on? And I put the doors on everything's good. I open the doors and now they're hitting the freaking cabin and I put it on the wrong way, dog.
Starting point is 00:50:43 They're hitting the wall. I put them on the wrong way, dog. The opposite way of where they're supposed to be. I put them up on, because it gives you options to put them on to open with the left hand or the right hand. It was supposed to be the right hand. So you all, commo men, I put them on the left hand side and they're hitting the damn one.
Starting point is 00:50:56 So now I got to take this whole damn thing down. I got to break it down, dog. Oh, and it's going to be so much worse. And tell me when I put it back together, I had way more parts left over. What? Oh, so it's so it's very. So the cabinet is sketchy dog. I told my girl, hey, don't put no more than four towels on that thing.
Starting point is 00:51:13 Four towels. That's it. It's a cabinet, but don't fill it up. Don't put no more than four tiles. Don't even touch it, actually. It's a beautiful. It's like, what you say, my dad. It's like, mirro me to kiss.
Starting point is 00:51:30 Honestly, dude, like, I touch it and it's like, wobbley. It starts doing the little shoulder shimmy. It's not doing the Harlem shake on you, dog. I'm just saying, like, why do they expect regular people like me? I'm not a crafty guy. I'm not a builder. Like, they make it super hard to build these things, dog. It's like, dude, why can't you just send it, like, just made already?
Starting point is 00:51:55 Yeah, this reminds me of I bought something from Wayfair when I just moved into my apartment. I wanted, like, a bar cart. I seen them online. I'm like, ooh, a bar cart. It was like $500. And I was like, ooh, this is going to be lit. I'm going to have all my tequila. right here, you know, back in the day, when the girls would come over, whatever.
Starting point is 00:52:10 And I was like, boom. And tell me why I built it three times. Never got it right. It was just in the corner. It was just in the corner collecting dust. I couldn't get it right. Same thing as you. I put it backwards.
Starting point is 00:52:22 This part was supposed to be here. Somehow just no matter what, the drawer never closed. I tell you this. I started building the cabinet at during the Germany game. I think it was like maybe 11. That was in the morning. Yes. That was the first thing.
Starting point is 00:52:35 Ooh, I didn't finish it to like 630. Wow. Wow. Until Sweden was playing. So Sweden was playing, dog. You went from Germany to Sweden. She me, me, that's how long I was there, dog. That's how long I was there.
Starting point is 00:52:47 So are you going to hire somebody to do it or? No. Yeah, just the way it is, though. I'm just going to go buy one pre-made. I'm going to go Ashley's or I'm going to go, Don Robert, whatever. Don Roberto. I'm going to go to the cursao, por favor. I'm going to take the one.
Starting point is 00:53:04 Can I take the one that's already built for a hold? I'll take it. How much for that one? And then I'm going to ask for a discount because it's a display. Yeah. That's what you're doing. That make money move. That make money move.
Starting point is 00:53:17 All right. I'm Rosecrans. Vic, filling in for Letti on money moves. And look, I got to tell you guys how Latinas are evolving. We are? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:27 They're turning into something like our thios. What? Check this out. Yeah. We all have that Thio that bets the house on everything. He's so sure. On a partido, on a game. Like, I know.
Starting point is 00:53:40 I know. Or the horse races or whatever. They're going to put up. Yeah, of course. They're going to gamble. They're going to put up a bunch of money, right? Sometimes they win other times. They lose everything in the house and the kids and everything.
Starting point is 00:53:51 No matter what, it's everybody else's fault. Exactly. Ah, it's poor kid. No, you know, whatever. But check this out. There's somebody. So Polymarket is a thing where you can like bet on outcomes, right? It's kind of like similar to like gambling,
Starting point is 00:54:04 but it's like you're more just predicting outcomes, like, online. on this app, right? So Polymarket, they always post when there's like big bets, when somebody puts a lot of money down on an outcome, and they're like, dude, I just want to report that this and that. People like to stay private, though. They don't like to put their full name out there because if they win, then everybody's going to know, damn, they won a bag. You know what I'm saying? So Polymarket sport, they tweeted out, Justin, Polymarket trader, quote unquote Latina, that was the username, put 700K on the Knicks to win game five and win their championship, right? So the payout was $2 million.
Starting point is 00:54:42 Damn. And $2,026 and whatever, that's a big number. Over $2 million. No, no, no. Say it. Say it. $2,000, $26,972. There is.
Starting point is 00:54:56 Wow. There you go. There go that. You can do it. That's a lot of money. Yes. She won $2 million. But she put up 700K.
Starting point is 00:55:03 That's enough to buy a house. I know. I was thinking on my day and she's stacked like that that she was able to gamble that much already. Yeah. For her to have $7,000. Then I mean, she's already rich. If you have that to bet, you have way more than $700,000. I mean, you would think, you know, but our deals didn't always, but they still, they still bet a lot.
Starting point is 00:55:23 But yeah, this lady, this Latina won $2 million because the next one. Who is she? Right? We have to find it. Somebody. We did go on vacation recently. You're so dumb. Was it Letty?
Starting point is 00:55:37 Was it Letty? From Guantagado? From Guano Guado? We'll know if she comes back. I know what she comes back. There'll be signs. There'll be signs. No, any signs.
Starting point is 00:55:49 New hair, new nails, new everything. New bag. Okay. All right, that was money moves. And now let's get into Studious, fool. Great stock. Hell of Studios. What's nine plus ten?
Starting point is 00:56:01 Turn your line? Look at this. Studio is food. Well, Perritas and Peritos researchers have said finally size and length does matter. And I believe it. Really? Because longer days can improve your mood. Researchers have found that increased exposure to day like can boost serotonin levels,
Starting point is 00:56:20 which are linked to improve mood and all well-being. That's pretty cool, dog. I mean, obviously longer days means better, right? And I'm like, I kind of felt this because I actually got to, be in Sweden when I was shooting some music videos. And over there, and I went during the summer, right? So throughout the day, we were having a great time and all that. But then honestly, like, at night, bro, at night, because we couldn't sleep, I could imagine
Starting point is 00:56:46 like how people felt during the, you know, during the winter, 20 hour, you know, 20 hour nights, four hour days, bro. So Sweden has a big, big population and a big suicide. Oicide. Only side's the choice because of the long days. Yeah. So there's not a lot of sunlight. Because the long nights, the long nights.
Starting point is 00:57:07 Because it's dark. So it's 20 hours. Darkness. 20 hours of darkness. Okay. Four hours of sunlight. And four hours of sunlight. That's like Alaska too, no?
Starting point is 00:57:16 No, Alaska, they go like three months without that. I heard Alaska sometimes. And so they have a big depression rate, dog. It makes it. Nighttime all the time. Yeah, if the sun never comes up, because that's even an expression. Like, that we say, we throw around all the time. Hey, the sun will rise again or the sun will come up.
Starting point is 00:57:30 Imagine it doesn't. Now you're like, What? Never mine. Oh, I'm out then. Dude, Mom, Mom, I used to say crazy things when I was saying, Mom, I said, The Sol Sackaba'all to Marke's, but I was like, what? I mean, she's not lying.
Starting point is 00:57:43 I was like, Mom, relax, dude, oh. Yeah, but there's that, that experience, like, there's light at the end of the tunnel. But what if there's no light? Well, they still get some sunlight. What am I supposed to do? Stick my head in the tunnel? What about if there's no tunnel? You see?
Starting point is 00:57:55 We're going to die. Yeah, no, I get it. Yeah, that would be, I would hate that. I mean, I, I love the sun. I like I mean nighttime is necessary right because it's like all right very necessary Vic yeah but I mean at the end of the day I love with the summertime bro it's going like the sun's going down at like 9 p.m. at this point that's what I don't like that's what I don't like I do it but I don't because because I lose track of time so I'm still doing
Starting point is 00:58:21 things that I'm still doing things at 845 and I think it's like you know I think it's like 5 p.m. in the afternoon so I'm over there doing things that are going to take me two or three hours to finish. Oh, yeah. You can do that. When in reality, I only have like an hour left if I have to actually go to sleep so I can be here with you guys having a wonderful time in the mornings, you know what I'm saying? Oh, yes.
Starting point is 00:58:43 Priorities. But it throws you off. Everything longer is better, guys. Longer sleep, better outcome of energy during your day. Why are you looking at that? Why are you looking at that computer? Computer? Thanks, Danny.
Starting point is 00:58:55 He has a name. Oh, okay, computer Danny. I don't know. That's two of his food. Hey, guys, everything, like I said, size does matter. Get more sleep. Drink more water. Get more sun.
Starting point is 00:59:07 Bigger smiles, guys. It's your boy, Concrete's studio, food. Let's go. Shoot the Jay. Shoot it. Playball. All right, you guys. The New York Knicks won their first championship in 53 years.
Starting point is 00:59:20 Let's clap it up for them. 53 years? 53 years. Since 1973 was the last time they won a championship. Since Phil Jackson. Since Phil Jackson won as a player. Since the Lakers coach, Phil Jackson was a Nick. Yeah. So Jalen Brunson, he's their star player.
Starting point is 00:59:34 He actually won MVP finals MVP. And people are saying, you know what? He's the greatest nick of all time. He finally brought us, you know, a championship. He ended the championship drought. He would never pay for another slice of a pie ever. Ever. Ever.
Starting point is 00:59:49 He would get free slices of pizza ever. Free dinners, free VIP, every. New York. It's his town. He's a legend. And he had like 45 points in the closeout game. Oh, wow. Which, it was a super low scoring game.
Starting point is 01:00:01 I think he scored 45 points and the rest of the team scored 40. Oh, like half of it. Yeah. Carrying a bunch of bums on his back. But, I mean, his dad doesn't believe so, right? Because his dad is a former player for the Knicks. He played back in the day in the 90s. And he's also an assistant coach for them.
Starting point is 01:00:20 And they were doing like a post-game interview. Shack was there. Charles Barkley was there. Kenny the Jet Smith. They were all there talking. And he was asked about like who's like, who's the greatest free agent signing of all time? Because they wanted him, it was a setup to basically say his son.
Starting point is 01:00:36 Yeah, he said. Yeah, right? And this is what Jalen Brunson's dad said. And I'm going to stop the argument, too. I love my son. Patrick Gouldner, the best Nick that I've ever witnessed. Oh, I didn't say that. No, I just want people, like, you know, it was, I'm going to say it's going to be debatable.
Starting point is 01:00:57 Can be debatable. No, no, it's going to be debatable now because. Because so the funniest thing was that they didn't ask him who was the greatest Nick of all time. They asked him, who do you think is the greatest free agent signing? And then he goes, oh, I think Shaq was. Shack was right there in front of him, right? And then right after that, then he said, and I'm going to stop the debate. Patrick Ewing, who was his former teammate, he said, is the greatest nick of all time, not my son.
Starting point is 01:01:23 And then that's why Charles Barkley was like, I didn't even ask you that. Why are you? Why did you tell me that? I didn't ask you if he was the greatest nick. not and then he ended up just saying boom no and my son isn't the greatest nick of all time and everybody's like bro he literally brought them their first championship in 53 years he he won finals MVP yeah he scored 45 points in a closeout game and then the dad is like yeah doesn't count there's still somebody better my teammate was better i feel him though because my dad for the last year
Starting point is 01:01:54 and a half you didn't think I worked here. What do you mean? He's like, ah. A poca, in the radio. In the Power 101, 10th. In the Power 10th. There's a
Starting point is 01:02:08 And what you do? What do you do? Dad, I'm in the morning. I'm in the morning. I'm in the morning. And what do you? Puppie, I do the weather. And you,
Starting point is 01:02:20 what's the weather? The sun's shiny. You? I'm like that. And so I brought him, I brought him the other day. Last week I brought him because we went to the Mexico thing, right? And he was like, and he was like, and he was like, he's like, no, no, not I'm going to gore. I was like, dad, I work here, dude. So I feel like I'm Jaylon Brunson and his dad right now, though. My dad's a big hater,
Starting point is 01:02:47 dog. Yeah, no, I was thinking about it and I'm like, is that like a thing? Maybe he doesn't want to give him credit because he wants him to keep achieving. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but I mean, he wants him to keep going. Yeah, but I mean, at least give him his spot. Like, give him his props. Like, this fool just literally won the whole championship. Something that probably his dad couldn't do.
Starting point is 01:03:08 Best up, he didn't. He didn't. Yeah. That's what. What? What do you think my dad's trying to do to me? Like, oh. He wants, he wants to, uh, the rock.
Starting point is 01:03:19 He wants to be on the station maybe, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Keep going. 106? Yeah. He wants to keep going. He's like, keep going.
Starting point is 01:03:28 Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I'm like, he has to think like, okay, he got one championship. But if I don't give him credit now, he's going to want to win number two. Yeah, but that's going to give him resentment towards his dad too. I don't know. I feel like he's probably already conditioned this way. But yeah, so apparently you can't win an NBA championship or MVP and get credit from your dad. You can't do all three.
Starting point is 01:03:51 You could only do two to them. That's sad. The hate that.

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