Brown Bag Mornings - 6/16/26 Caught at the Safe with a Knife... 💰 | Brown Bag Mornings

Episode Date: June 16, 2026

The squad helps a homie named Carlos determine if he should confront his friend after a 14-year-old guest was caught "looking for the bathroom" in a bedroom where $300 went missing. Between the family drama, the crew roasts Ray J for getting called "musty" on a live stream and reacts to Matt Damon's questionable attempt at a rap career for charity. [Edited by @iamdyre 🎓] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (4:17) Chisme (6:13) Rap Sheet (8:10) Petty Police (11:05) Scrolling (17:12) The Weather W/ Concrete! (18:49) Homie Helpline (38:59) Six Flags Tix! (42:56) Don't You Know I'm Local (46:54) Chisme (51:12) Rap Sheet (53:06) Money Moves (57:59) Studious Foo (1:00:50) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Yo, before the episode starts, leave a like, drop a comment, leave a review, and yes, subscribe so you don't miss any Brownback Mornings. Good morning, Benitoz. It's going down. It's your boy Concrete. We got Vic here. We got Angie. We got Greg C. It's Brownback mornings.

What's goody? Yeah, levant. Yeah, man, let's go. Dude, I'm feeling good, dog. Me too. Greg is back? Yeah. Greg is back.

How do you feel, Greg? I was like on a three-day vendor. At one point, I was like, I think I'm going to check myself at the church. Man, you went there? I went that hard into it. Let's go. You went that hard? In Laughlin, though?

In Laughlin. Bro, you didn't get lit off of like 10 bucks out there. Oh, man. Really? Double ARP vibes, huh? AWRP vibes? Just a bunch of old people out there in Lof? Oh, 100%.

There was like a lot of 401ks and I was just like, yeah. You were on vacation, just like letty, dude. Like just having a good time out there in Guana Guada. Yeah. I was laying there in my bed and I was like, I think I have a problem, guys. Get me out of here. How far away from the Bunny Ranch were you? There's a bunny ranch where you?

branch out there? Yeah, where Lamarona was... Oh, you're right. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. When he was in, I was in a documentary. Yeah.

I was in Vegas Friday. Yeah. So that Friday night I didn't even sleep, so I got to Laughlin Saturday morning at 10 a.m. That's how crazy was. And you didn't sleep at all. I didn't sleep at all. I want to go see no doubt and everything too. And I was like, I'm doubting my life.

That's what I'm doing. There you go. Oh, my God. Dude, well, speaking of crack, let's get into, don't you know, I'm local. What? What? This is. Be Real from Cypress Hill.

Where are you from, Mesa? Don't you know I'm local? Perritos, there is a massive crack 745 miles long in California, and it reveals the planets more spheres geological threat. It's the Saturn dress fault, guys. The geological threat, guys. Okay, you say it in English? It's getting crazy.

What do you mean in English? In the U.S. in Spanish, we end up a terremoto, Andrew. It's a terrible Raising fears about one of the planet's most dangerous geological threat Scientists warned that this fall line has potential of triggering devastating earthquake known as the big one That's what she said What experts say there is no exact prediction on the date

The risk remains very real Dude then why even tell me dog If there's no date why even put it in my head This may or may not happen Maybe Reports reports from ABC CNN, Fox Everybody said, oh, the big one's coming immediately. The big one.

Apparently there's like shaking. There's been a lot of earthquakes lately, right? And people are just telling you to be careful. And I'm going to give you five quick little tips on how to survive it, dog. How to survive the big one. All right, all right. Drop, cover, and hold on. To what?

If you have rhythm, pop lock and drop it. Pop lock and drop it. Stay away from windows and scant it for sure. Don't run outside during the shaking. If you're driving, pull over immediately Perritos and be prepared for aftershocks. Because those are just as dangerous as the actual earthquakes, guys. Has anybody been through an earthquake here? Haven't we all?

Yeah, we all have. Like a big one? Not the big one. I've been hearing about the big one my whole life saw and happened. You remember the last big one? Oh, damn. Yeah, I was, guys. Me and Mona, huh?

Mona. Oh. All scary, huh? All scary. Dude, I was really, we lived at the San Fernando Park, dog, for a lot. Like five days. No way. Yeah, we were camping out there with hundreds and hundreds of people, dog.

What year was this? This is in the year in the late 1900s, Angie. I know like in the 91. 1994, the North Earthquick, 7.1. I was still swimming. Yeah, my daddy's. I was a sacked. Yeah, I wasn't born yet.

Are you serious, dude? I was born in 1996. Oh, dude. I was a toddler. Yeah. You were a toddler? I was three. Oh, my God.

I don't remember. What that? Hell. Now you're showing your... I remember exactly what I saw the night before. I was watching the Los Bukies movie with my dad. Bro, you just keep aging. They had a movie?

They had a movie. They had a movie, dog. Oh, my God. They had a movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll tell you guys what happened later. But for now, let's get to Cheesemation with Anjizzle. Yep.

Cheez-Mation with Angie. Okay. Guys, Ray J, Mr. One Wish, was online being a cochino and got embarrassed. So this full was actually on live stream, right? And he has a girl. He's being, she's touching him inappropriately, like rubbing him down there, right? This is all on live stream. A live stream?

Live stream to get out of control. It is. Some people don't need to be live streaming. They don't. And Ray J doesn't. Dude. So he's on live stream. The girl's rubbing him down there.

And he asks her, like, how do I smell, baby? Listen. You rubbing my shit real good. Damn, you got my bach smell all on your fingers now. What they smell like? Baccarat and him. My bachshunded. My bacharat and louis baton.

I don't know if that smell good. It's kind of like musty a little bit. My bussie are musty? All right. All right. All right. All right. I don't think he was expecting that.

But also, full, why are you doing that on live stream? Oh, yeah. At first he got hype because she said Baccarat and Louis Vuitton. And that's expensive, cologne. Very expensive. So, but then she's like, oh, it smells musty. We got to stop giving Ray J.

We got to stop giving Ray J. Technology. Yes. Every time he gets new technology, he just... Out of control. He's out of control. He's out of control, though. What's the new technology here?

Streaming. Streaming. You saw what he did with a video camera. Not everybody... The handheld. Wow. Yeah. With the handheld.

He's like, oh, this is a handheld. What can I do with this? He also tried to get in the shower or Kaizen out at one point. Remember that? Oh, he was like... Yeah, you're right. Yeah, see?

Hey, check on your friend. V. Oh, yes, a homie. I haven't talked to him. in a minute, man. Rage as your boy, you know? That's his homie. In his head.

We parted together one time. Okay, explain it. We took one picture out of studio. Exactly. No, we partied. We partied. They took one picture out of studio and they put it. Oh, we linked up.

Up in San Francisco's great times. Oh, it's San Francisco. What do you smell like? I don't know. I didn't get that. Oh, sure. If it's hip pop, you know Letty's on. Yeah, go.

Rep sheet. Letty set go. This is Rose Cranzwick. filling in for Lettie. And look, I got to tell you guys about Matt. Damon and how he's making terrible music for a good cause. What? Wait, he's an actor, though.

I know. Listen to this. Here we go. Buy yourself a bevy. A shirt, a song. Five bucks can change the world. You can't go wrong. Man, I am not good at this.

Yeesh. Wait, that was rapping? Yes, he was rapping. That was the reality. That was him rapping. Yeah. So you're right. Angie, A-less actor Matt Damon revealed he's linking up with producer hip boy to try and rap as his

alter ego the nomad, all right, for his new company, Get Blue. If you want to know what the nomad is, all it is is Damon backwards, all right? It's his little alter ego that he's doing. That's good. Yeah. And why is he doing this? It's because he wants everybody to get blue. All right, I'll let Matt explain. Two billion people don't have access to clean water. It's one in four human beings. And so we have this Get Blue initiative. Everybody, by just going about their everyday life, if they're interacting with a get blue product, they're making a donation to water.org. So it's for a good cause

because 2.1 billion people still don't have access to clean and safe water. So he's like, if I make this brand, people buy the shirt, I'm just being silly if you interact with it. You're still raising awareness. Right now we're talking about it. You know what I'm saying?

Just do a fire movie dog and donate the proceeds. Yeah, that'd be easier. Or a movie about water? Not everybody needs to be rapping. Really? You weren't feeling this? Here we go. Buy yourself. A bevy, a shirt, a song, five bucks can change the world.

You can't go wrong. Man, I am not good at this. That's reality rapper. Actually, you know what this reminds me of? The way you rap on the song. Oh, the World Cup song. I'm just like Matt Damon. It was for a good cause.

It was for the show, you know? Yeah, yeah. Sure. All right. That's the sound that I'm police. The petty police. You're petty. You're just petty.

I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest. Pretty. Petty. All right, this is Angie covering for Lettie. But you guys, we got to talk about Dwight Howard because this fool apparently got trapped in the pettiest way by his ex-wife.

Now, if you guys don't know who, Dwight Howard, he's an ex-NBA player. Laker. Yeah. Laker champion. There you go. Great player. Is he? Mm-hmm.

Super bad. Well, apparently he was sharing that there's, like, some documents coming out right from court. And apparently he's claiming that he got trapped by his ex-wife because She tricked them into getting married. Lying about fertility. Don't you hate that? When you get trapped. Oh, and tricked and bamboozled.

Bambuzzled. But never you. Yeah, I was but say, did you not have trapped? No, I trapped her. I was like, or you're casas with me or not out of the house. Oh, yeah. You're cornered.

No. Okay, so trip out. Apparently, her name is Amber, right, aka Amy Luciana. That's her stage name. But apparently he's claiming that she knew that she couldn't get pregnant, but lied about being fertility or pregnant. Fertile?

Being fertile, sorry. Fertile. Or having kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No disrespect to Dwight Howard, but he already has like 10 kids. Why would he be like, oh, wow, you can't give me another one? You can't give me my 11th child? It's kind of crazy.

It's very expensive. It is. Does we have 10 kids? That's what I'm saying. God, I don't even know. that. Literally does. Yeah. Yeah, but no, he's claiming that, you know what, I got married with her because she lied saying that she was fertile, which apparently she's not, she knew about it. And but now, like Amber, his ex-wife is saying, you know what, this is all BS. I never said

anything like that. So she's denying all these claims. She never said she was fertile. But Dr. Drey is over here saying, you know what? Yes, this is why I married you. So he just wanted to have another kid with her and he's mad. I mean, I don't really buy it. Honestly, they were not even married that long 17 months yeah and he's like you don't have two kids already damn it that's nothing 17 months is nothing yeah that's what I'm saying it's a long time still

17 for you Greg 17 days is a long time for Greg 17 days is a long time for Greg you can find I mean you're barely finding out who someone who someone really is in 17 months yeah what yeah you guys don't even know me yet

I haven't even opened up with you guys I haven't taken off my mask. Wait until I get comfortable. Oh, you're not? No, because you'd be moaning and all that, love. Just wait. Just, just, mm. All right.

All right. Are any of you feeling left out that you didn't get to graduate college this year? No. Every year. Every year. Yeah, every May. You guys get FOMO for that? I get FOMO.

I'm like, I'm going to go back to school, get my education right. I don't know about that. and get a degree. I don't get too much phone. I just remember. I'm like, damn, I didn't graduate, huh? Yeah. That's crazy.

So I'm saying, too, I was like, damn, I should really get a degree. For what? Well, I'm going to get a degree in streaming now. That's what I'm going to do. Let's go. Kaisenat has just had his streaming applications open to his streamer university number two. He had Streamer University number one where he had a lot of streamers go to a school, and they all streamed from different classrooms,

and he taught them what to do and how to do it on streaming supposedly, I think it was just... Yeah, what does he actually teach him? Like, what do you learn? It's just supposed to learn how to actually stream Kai Sinat style, like how he gets famous and, like, all the numbers and stuff like that. Oh, okay. But all the streamers are just messing around.

Yeah, it kind of seems more like a humongous content house. Yeah, that's what it basically was, but out of school. Yeah, it's kind of, with the school setting. Yeah. Because who's the last one that one? Nobody wins. It's a competition? You graduate.

Oh, you just graduate from there. You say, I'm a graduate of here. But what do they teach you? Like, do they teach you cameras? How they teach you lighting? Supposedly. Supposedly. There's like classrooms where they take the classes.

There's even a PE class that they take as well. What? What? They're doing like all that type of stuff, but they're just messing around the whole time. Yeah, everybody has a camera in their hand and like is recording and just being silly goofing off. But a lot of streamers will admit that the streamer university did make them to the next level of streaming and got them very popular.

Oh yeah, because of the proximity and interaction with other streamers. You're sharing audiences and then you're associated with Kaisananah, who's the biggest streamer. So, of course. Exactly. So it was so big that Kaisananat decided to bring it back for Streamer University, too. And he had in-person tryouts this past Sunday in L.A. Insanity. Oh, out here.

Yeah, I was out here. It was crazy chaos. But people were literally, like, lining up for days. People were just desperate to get in front of Kaisanat to get into this university. So what you have to do is he'll sit you in a room and ask you why do you want to be in Streamer University too. There's a girl by the name of Emily C.C. Streams. She's been streaming for five years straight

every single day. And she told Kaisonat this. She been alive for five years non-stop. And I will press end. If I get it, I'll press the end. If you step foot on campus, you will press the end. Yes. I will press end if I get onto streamer university too.

I will. I will press end. Five years is insane. What's the point of that? She said five years of streaming. She'll stop it all just to get. get into Streamer University too. That's her application right there.

That doesn't make sense. The whole thing is to stream. So she wants to end it. Oh, look, I'll do this thing. I'll end it. Yeah, she's doing the opposite. But that's her application. That's how she wants to get into Streamer University too.

Because you have to apply to get it. It's like every other college. You go to streamery university. com. You apply. You put your name. That's like me going to like, you know, Northridge College and be like, hey, guys, let me in.

I promise, let me in and I'll stop studying. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I will not do my homework. Yes. In fact, I don't even want to show up. If you let me in. Let me in.

If you had to apply for Kyson on Streamer University to what would be your speech, what would be your application? Come on. If I had to apply to. If you had to apply right now. Or like to power. Or if I had to apply here, guys, I don't want to do radio. I don't want to be here right now. Let me in.

I don't want to be on your airwaves. I don't want to talk to everybody in the nation. and across the seas that listen to Brownback mornings of pound 106. In fact, I don't want to wake up. Whoa. I'm tired right now. Let me in. Great application.

Let me in. Let him in. Right now. He's in. Yes. Oh, my God, honors. You got honors. How would you apply?

If I'm in, if you let me into Streamers University, I will, what will I do? I'll ignore my family, for the next year. No? No? Including a girl? Everybody. Everybody.

Everybody. Yeah. Damn, Jordan. So don't let me in. Okay, well, the point of streaming is to go viral, so I'm trying to go viral. Oh, geez. What? That's the point of streaming, right?

Do we have that air? Let me get. Lettie, hurry up, please, man. Angie's freaking losing it. Gerembolades now. She cries every commercial break, dog. Angie cries every commercial break because Lett is not here, dog. Who is Angie defending today?

Nobody, because letty is not here. It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. Okay, it's yours. Yeah, what's yours? Kai Sanat, I stream every week. twice a week. I feel like I'm actually pretty funny compared to a lot of these people

that are in line at the streamer university and applying online and actually will have a good chance of being viral. I don't think he's ever made his laugh. I can't remember the last time. Oh, Greg.

Yeah, he said he's funny. I am funny. The people think I'm funny. Funny. What? Sorry, buddy. Who are these people? No, those are the survey.

They were the survey. No, that was a survey fool. Let me tell you. Well, good luck trying to get it to Streamer University. Thanks, Greg. Let's get into the weather. And now, the weather.

With concrete storm. Bertha Zinnis going down for the weather, Tuesday, June 16th. First, we smashed to the Caliente City of Palm Springs. Sweary Fundillo is what hot weather brings. 106 degrees. It's going to be a powerful. for heat out there.

And 81 degrees at night. That's still hot, brother. Now we hit that one Vegas route to Hisperia. The city so far, you might as well go to Bulgaria. 94 degrees and 67 degrees at night. Now we pull up to the Peritos and Hotthorn

where fools keep it jumping like popcorn. Pah, pop, pop, pop, 57 degrees and 62 degrees at night. Lastly, we cruise to the city of Santa Barbara off the 101 with the wind hitting your mask. 78 degrees and 60 degrees at night. It's going to be pretty hard on. week stay hydrated,

pititos drink your water, eat some watermelon with tahin. Oh, that sounds fun. Had some yesterday. Some hikama. Ooh. Some mango.

Oh. Andrew, you got you just eat it. I love mango. Say mango again. See what she does. Mango. She was so excited.

She was so excited, bring her a mango, for a while. Yeah, shit up. I do your little weather. Palm Springs, 106 and 81 degrees at night. Hisperia, 94 and 67, 67 and 62 degrees at night.

And Santa Barbara, 78 and 60 degrees at night. It's your boy, Concord for Bramette mornings on Proud 106. Let's go. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line.

We got you for the homie help line. Carlos needs our help. Carlos hit us up and said, Hey, Brown Bag, I'm Carlos, and I need some advice because I'm stuck in one of the most awkward situations I've ever been in. He said, last week I hosted the Mexico game at my house. We had friends over.

Their kids, they were running around. Everybody was eating, drinking, yelling, having a good time. And at one point, I saw our friends of eight years, their 14-year-old son, Joaquin, coming out of my bedroom. I asked him what he was doing in there, kind of laughing at him, not too concerned, because we trusted him, and he said he was looking for a bathroom. I just thought the kid was a little tonto.

That's all. The next day, my wife realized $300 in cash was missing from her purse. We tore the house apart looking for it and couldn't find it anywhere. Then it hit me. The only person we saw coming out of our bedroom was little Joaquin. He's not so little. Right? The more we talked about it, the more convinced we became that he took the money.

My wife is pissed, Brown Bag. I guess he wasn't so tonto after all. And she wants to tell the mom off and the whole family off, but our kids are friends. So here's where we need help. Right after Mexico won and before we realized the money was missing, I was so excited because El 3 won, and I said,

everyone has to come back next Thursday so they can win again. Now I'm supposed to have them over while we think this kid stole from us. I don't want to accuse this little moccoso without proof, but I also don't want someone I don't trust back in my house and feel like I need to watch them like a hawk or else stuff will go missing. Brownback, do I tell my homie his son stole for me? And has anyone ever had to tell a friend or family member

their kid was stealing? Let me know. Damn. It's tough. 300 bucks? That's a lot of money. Well, you really think, like you saw him coming out of the room and you're going to really believe him that,

I was looking for the restroom. Yeah, that happens. Yeah. Okay. I get it. You're like at a stranger's house. Yeah. But you open the door, you're like, oh, this is not the restroom.

You close it right away. You don't go win. Well, sometimes there's like a master bedroom. Yeah. But you don't go into that one. That's just out of respect. He doesn't care. He doesn't care.

He's 14. Oh. He's a year. He knows. He doesn't care. He doesn't care. He's a little kid. He's not a little kid.

A little kid. He's 14. This full already went through puberty. He knows the right and wrong. There's variations. Like my son is going to be 13. To me, I still look at him like a little kid. You know what I'm saying?

Like next year he's probably going to be a little taller, but I don't know. He's not like super like one of those like. At 13, did you know when something didn't belong to you? For sure. Okay. Yeah. Exactly. $300?

No, I'm not saying that it's okay or he doesn't know any better. I'm saying that you can look at a kid and the guy, Carlos, he didn't think too much of it. Yeah. Like he didn't want to like think right away, oh, he's doing bad. You know what I'm saying? If you've seen an adult in your room like, hey, homie, what the hell are you doing in my room? If you think it's like a little kid, you're just like, oh. Not a little kid.

Like, you know. But he took that for granted because meanwhile, the little kid's like, he-he-he. He probably smoked cigarettes in his off time, you know. Well, that's because being a kleptomaniac doesn't have an age of beginnings. True. It can start from, you know. I was doing hot chito bags when I was like sex, six or seven. Oh.

What? I wanted to say six and seven at the same time, get relaxed. That's crazy. So you were stealing hot Cheetos at six? Uh-huh. And the first time I got caught was at El Salterin right there in front of the church. El Salterin in San Fernando. And I got caught.

Damn. The store was about 200 square feet. That's probably why I got caught. Oh, tiny. I can see you. Yes. Every angle I can see. Yes.

So all I'm saying is that he didn't think too much of it, but he took that for, like, for granted. You know what I'm saying? It's like, okay. But yeah, no, this kid. like stealing $300, he's going to see again. That's what I'm saying. $300 is not like, oh, I just stumbled upon this up in this room and this bathroom.

No, no. You were searching and I was buscando. You're not thinking that when you see a kid walk out of your room. You're not thinking like, hey, like this kid's stealing something from the room. But he's not a kid, though. He's not a kid. He's the freaking teenager. Andrew, you walk into the wrong room all the time. You probably walk around.

Okay, I don't go inside people's houses and look at, oh, it's a bedroom. Let me go inside. Let me go into this person. looking through her purse and get money. That's literally what this full did. You go to my house, you're not going to know where the restroom's at, right? Yeah, and I'm going to open the door, close it. Oh, it's not the restroom.

I'm not going to be going inside and doing all that. How about you just ask? It's a little kid. A little kid's not to ask. He's not little. Yes, he's 14. That is a child. That is a child.

That's a teen. Oh, by two years old. That's a teen. You're not thinking about like the look. It depends what kind of 14 year old. That's what I'm saying. It's like, again. What's your upbringing?

That's what I'm saying If the kid is wearing a sally What the hell were you doing in my What the hell were you doing in my room? If you're wearing a sally Andes mal. I'm not like, what the hell are you doing in my room? For real.

No, if you're wearing a sally, if you're wearing a Chapo, Guzman on your shirt, let me tell you, buddy, you're going on the wrong path. That's what I'm saying. But if the kid is 14 wearing a Pokemon shirt, you're like, oh, he's lost.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, poor I'm saying. Yeah, exactly. Oh, a little tonto. Venghse, that was my point. Yeah, that was my point.

The party's out there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The fiesta's stay. You're lost. You're looking for the nachos. That's over there. That's what mom used to be like, no se met.

When there's people at the house, don't be in the rooms. The fiesta is out of where. True. What are you doing? Because you don't want people in your house like that all up in there. Yeah, but a little kid's looking

for the restroom. You're like, that's fine. What shirt is he wearing? That's not a shirt. We got to profile him. It's anybody. It's anybody. If in a kid and an adult, anybody's like, oh, I'm just looking for the restroom.

You're going to be like, you're not thinking you're in my house. Greg, so have you been to strangers' house and you're looking for the restroom? So you go inside people's rooms? Yes, I'm literally. You go through their purses and get cash? No, we're talking about the whole restroom situation here. I've walked into people's houses and I'm like, this is the bedroom. Is there a restroom in here?

I'm going to use the restroom. Why are you going to use that personal restroom? No, I get it. But, I mean, I think the main thing is like now they have to tell the homie that his son is stealing. Or they think. That they think that they pretty much know, but they don't know for sure because they don't have proof. They don't have a ring camera or nothing like that. A big coincidence.

Exactly. And then now they're like, okay, damn, like they're supposed to come over. What are we going to do? That is an awkward conversation. It is. Yeah. Set them up. Set them up again.

Oh, a sting operation? Damn, Chris Henson style? What are you going to do with that? Take a seat right there. Take a seat right there. Everybody take a seat right there. You just put $100 on a string for it and just like... You're dumb.

Oh, man. That's how Carlos said? But yeah, no, like I said, it's such an awkward thing. I don't even know where I would start. I'm like, you know, I don't know. I feel like I either just straight out say it, like your kid's a thief. Well, you know what? Look, I would tell my homie, has your child made any question about purchases in the last 24 hours?

Does he have a new... Did he just get a new a sally sweatsuit? Oh my God. That's around the price that they cost, top and bottoms, you know? So that's a suspicious number. It's like, Vic, I come out to you. I think Little Vic stole $300 off of me. Was it in Pokemon cards or was it?

No, actual cash. 300. I know, and I saw him. I wouldn't believe it from. I wouldn't really believe it from Little Vic. Wow. I would say you're a liar, Greg. He has a new Oculus.

Watch your damn month. Yeah. Yeah, then we would like, yeah, we have to throw down or something. But like, but, but because it's, it's very sensitive. It's like, damn, you're telling me my son. Is it klepto? When the whole time it was Jose, you know what I'm saying? Oh, they tried to gamble?

It was Jose down bad with the bookie? Jose's like, little bit, going to that room, I left 300 bucks in there. That's a little bit technically. Yeah, it was a setup. Yeah, he set him up, set him up. Okay, we're going to go to Andrew in Alhambra on line six. Andrew. Andrew.

Hey, what's going on, guys? What up, Andrew? So how would you help Carlos here who got money stolen from him from his homie son? Celo? I would just confront him straight up, confront everybody, actually. And then, because that's what happened to us. We had money stolen from us. And we just showed him how big of a serious situation it was

because not only did we have money missing, but we had guns around the house. So it came a bigger issue. That's scary, yeah. Damn. And how did that go? Like, did the kid, like, he snuck into the room, no one was looking, or how did that work? Yeah, it was one of those where he just went around the whole house. I mean, he was eight years old, not like 14.

He was eight old. He was an old. Yeah, it was a little eight-year-old kid. And he was just going around and he somehow found most of our statues, not all our stashes, but once we brought it to awareness to everybody, it was one of those where it's like, yeah, He realized it was a big deal. So once we told him and everything about the money and the guns and everything, he's kind of fessed up. Fessed up and he was like, hey, you know what?

It was me. I'm sorry. I don't want to get in trouble. So I feel like he should just tell everybody straight out. Like, hey, this is what happened. I'm missing money. What do we do for me? Wow.

So you would wait until like the next game and be like, hey, everyone, just so you know. Now that you're here. No Mexico game. Like. But when they get awkward? It was awkward, but it had to be proven. I mean, because they're $800 nowadays. Yeah, but I'm thinking like this one at least, it's like going to be in the middle of the game.

You're going to ruin the vibes. True. I mean, there's going to be other games, but still $300. That's gas money. Yeah, that's a lot. Two Dodgers tickets right there. That's a lot. It's a lot of money, dude.

It is a lot of money. Yeah, 300 bucks. It is. I mean, I know it's going to. It might hurt the friendship, the value, everybody, everybody, but I mean, that's the day. You want the kid to grow up stealing the whole time or what? Heck no. Heck no.

All right. Thanks, Andrew. We're going to go to Vee in Anaheim on line nine. Vee. Hi, roundback. Good morning. What's up, V? We're trying to help Carlos.

Carlos, homie's son, Joaquin, stole from him, stole $300 from his room. And now he wants to know how does he tell him? They're supposed to come over this week. to watch the Mexico game, but he doesn't know what to do, what to say. What do you say? Okay, so I have that happened to me. It was actually my niece, my brother's daughter. Yes.

Wow. And so I realized that some money, she would come over a lot because obviously she's my brother's daughter. So I started noticing like little cash here and there. I have a side business, so I just only take cash. And so I was putting it away, saving it up, you know, for just anything. And slowly I started seeing it go missing. And I thought, oh, maybe I'm overspending and not realizing it until finally $500 went down to $20.

And I was just like, okay, I would remember a $400 purchase, you know. So then I couldn't put two and two together because there's one close friend of mine that comes over a lot at the same time my niece does. So I didn't have actual proof and it's an awkward conversation to have. have with the brothers. So I got a safe and I got it. Before I could install it, I went to work. She came over for the weekend. I decided, I don't know, something told me. Let me leave work early. Let's go have some dinner. And I left work early. I didn't tell her. And I literally flat out caught her trying to break into my safe with a knife. Oh, wow. Oh my God. How old is your niece? She was 13.

Fight her. 13. Fight her immediately. Wow. What did she say when you caught her? She was looking for the bathroom? I slipped. No, so the microwave.

I was trying to break into the microwave. I wanted to a hot pocket. I opened the door and she was just on my bed, literally with a knife, trying to pick up. I'm guessing where you put the key. I don't even know. And then she tried to hide. under the blanket. Oh, my God.

And this is a pretty, like, hefty, heavy face, you know? Yeah. And so I literally was just like, okay. And then I just walked out, and I called my brother, and I was just like, listen, I don't know how to say this, but

I just caught her red-handed. I have a feeling, but now I know for sure. And then, yeah, I just... You're lucky she didn't go into victim mode, you know? Yeah, like, her crying. They were going to murder. She called her mom. She did call her mom and crying, saying to come pick her up because she was scared.

Oh, boy. Scared. Wasn't scared when she was stealing. So yeah, victim. But it was a little easier for you because you actually caught her red-handed. Like, they didn't catch little Joaquin red-handed, unfortunately. Yeah. So I guess my advice is if you don't want to have that awkward conversation because you really don't have the proof, either get a safe and actually install it or lock the door where your room is.

Yeah. Oh, you're right. All these ones. They can't really say why is your door locked. Well, it's my room. What do you mean? You know? Yeah, true.

Got you. Okay, thanks, V. KPWR, HD1FM, Los Angeles Power 106. We're going to go to Robert in East, no, sorry, George and Compton on line four. George. George. Hey, good morning, Rob, babe. What up, George?

So we're trying to help Carlos. Carlos' homie's son stole from him $300 out of his room, said he was looking for the bathroom. And now they're supposed to come over for the Mexico game. He wants to know what to do. Does he have that awkward conversation? How does he confront him? What would you tell him?

I feel like there should be some kind of setup like you guys mentioned earlier. Oh, sting operation. I would say slip in like at least one or 200 bucks on the loan model. And see if he falls for it, you know? And if he does, you know, you can obviously confront his dad about it. And him, you know, the kid too, you know, what he's, so that way it's not like, oh, he said, she said type situation, you know. Have you ever set up somebody like that? Yeah, actually, you know, this was back in the day, you know, I was 14, 15 years old, and my cousin was probably like two years younger than me.

And I would notice some of my PlayStation discs would go missing. Oh. Oh, and or either it would get swapped with a scratched up once. Oh. One day I got it, you know, slipping some money. And he's the only one I told about it. So he obviously, I knew he took it. So I went ahead and confronted his parents about it and himself about it.

What do you say? He still denied it. But you know what? I told him, I was like, you know, you have the whole disc with you. The whole plastic box. So I know he took it. I know it was in there. But I ended up getting my money back.

So it's okay. Oh, okay. All right. So it was a setup. It was smart because you were like, oh, you were the, you only told him. So it was like, okay. Yeah, he was the only one who knew about it, yep. That's smart.

So I feel like Carlos should set him up. And, you know, that way it's not too much of an awkward situation. Send Joaquin into the room. Leave the $300 on like the dresser. In quarters. No. Leave a note. A little with the 300.

Maybe even, you know, use some fake money there, you know. Yeah, use the ones that they use in the bank with the ink. Oh. Ah, okay. That'll be tired, dude. All right. Leave a note that says, I know what you did, thief. Oh, we meet again.

Yeah. Oh, dear. All right. We're going to go to Angie in Asusa Online 1. Angie. Hey, it's like about time. I get through. What's up, Angie?

Damn, okay. All right. We want to talk to you too. Cool. We need help from Carlos, though, for Carlos. He has a homie. His homie's son is named Joaquin,

and he stole $300 from him, and now they're supposed to come over for the Mexico game, and he wants to know how to deal with it. How does he have that conversation, and have you ever dealt with something like that? I say he should first, like, enjoy the game, and then after the game is done, like, come from him and be straight up,

because at the end of the day, everyone needs to take accountability. That might not been the way, like, his homie raised his kid, but, like, that's still his kid at the end of the day. And, like, I confronted my own family because my cousin's still Mitzpitos from me in Mexico. And, like, Mipenos is a lot over there. And I was not playing about my money. And I knew it was him because I had taken my phone out,

and I had the meat Bessas in my pocket. And I saw when he, like, kind of laid down next to the couch. Yeah. I'm like, it had to be you. And I was confronting him. He was like, no, it's not me. So then I went to go to town my uncle. And my uncle, like, gets mad.

And, like, I don't care because these kids are known to be, like, agrarolones. Yeah. Their pickpockets? Like, were you having a party? No, just sticky hands. Just de manolaras, you know what I'm saying? Yeah.

Fraterillos. Yeah, and, like, I don't know why he gets mad. Like, bro. You know it's your kid. Like, he'll go weeks without talking to us, but when he's convenient, like, now if he'll talk. What's his name?

Aramount. Jeez. Bro, Marcos and Marcos Jr. Oh. In Tamolipas. No, we're from Guerrero. We're from a little region in Tierra Caliente, you know, Los Cochos.

Tierra Calienta, oh, they're in the hands calient. Yeah, okay, so it's like, your uncle gets mad when he knows his kids are thieves. How dare you call my thief kids? And it's not just Marco's Jr. It's like the whole family line. Oh, wow.

Oh, the whole family bloodliner theme? Yes, like all his kids. All his kids. Just that side of the tree, not you, though. You don't steal, right? No, no, not me. You never stole nothing? She's a victim, okay?

No, if anything, like, if I find money, I'm like, oh, I'm not like, like, I'd be testing my mom too. Like, I was like, oh, my God, that's all vain. You can't even trust my own mama. Because that's his sister. Oh, man. All right, thanks, Egy. That's crazy.

So apparently there's a lot of thieves around. This is like a pretty common story. Enjoy the party and then ask, right? Enjoy the party. Nah, I'm not, I don't think I could let them back in the crib. Somebody stole my coquita from the fridge here, and I want to know. Oh, what? Ha, Mona.

Ha, Mona. What? Somebody stole my little mini coquita that I had left here last week and it's gone, dog. Bro, you leave something in that fridge and it's gone in an hour. Come on now. It's only us here, dog. what I'm saying. This early, yeah. But it's only us here. So who

is it? I mean, well, somebody. I was, I was looking for the bathroom. You were looking for the bathroom? In the fridge? We are playing a game and our listeners are going to be the ones playing the game and we're the judges. This is like Brown Bag got talent

right here. We're the judges, you know, and they're going to compete for a four pack of tickets to six flags, Magic Mountain. What they're going to do is they're going to give us their best Tasmanian devil impersonation. Okay. Our listeners are going to have to try to imitate that.

Sounds like con on a sick one. Damn, con. All the time. All right. So first contestant is Priscilla in Compton on line eight. Priscilla. Hi. Good morning, brown bag.

Good morning, brown bag. I mean, good morning. Good morning, Priscilla. Okay, so did you hear what you have to do, the Tasmanian devil thing? I did. Oh, my God, I'm embarrassed, but let's do it. Are you ready? Okay, let's do it.

Go. Was that a pug? Oh, she's in the car. I just doing this. This is crazy. Oh, man. That was pretty good. What do you think?

That was a cute little Tasmanian devil. It was a little devil. That's a little cute time, man. A little. Okay. Give it about a five. A five? That's what Greg said?

I'm going to give her an eight. All right. All right. All right. Yeah, because you did those. Well, she didn't really hear the other ones before. We rate. Well, yeah.

But we're going to forget by that time. Yeah. Okay. I give her like a four. All right. All right. What's the next one? Okay.

All right. We're going to go to Kathy in Southgate Online Nine. Kathy. Kathy. Good morning. Kathy. Wake up, Kathy. Yeah.

You got to be the Tasmanian devil. You got to come up with more energy than that. I'm at work. You're at work? Even better. Oh, that's great. All these are for four-packed, four tickets. Are you going to be able to do it?

I'm going to try. We can barely hear you, so please put your phone next to you and give us your best Tasmanian devil impersonation. Go. Can I hear this sound one more time? Yes. Are you ready? All right, Kathy, go. She just started laughing.

All right. No. She tried. All right, Kathy. Okay, we're going to go to Adrian and Menafie on line 10. Adrian. Yo, good morning, brown bag. Good morning, Adrian.

Please save us, Adrian. Please save us. We need a really, really good Tasmanian devil impersonation. We'll play for you one more time right here. Can you do better than the last two callers? Man, I pulled over for a reason. Oh, okay. This is commitment right here.

Let's get it. This is the energy I like. All right, Adrian, give us your best Tasmanian devil impersonation. Go. That was incredible. You are going to Six Flags. That was awesome. You win a four pack of tickets to kick off the summer at Six Flags Magic Mountain.

Do it one more time. Do it one more time. One more time. That's insane. You know that kid was popular at school. Hey, that's how they talk in Menefi. That's a wonderful language for them Why you got this the set

Oh, God This is sad What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Peritos, the Olympics are coming back

to L.A. on 2028 And if you're like me You want to go to the Olympics But you're not an athlete Well, this is your time. You can actually volunteer, Perritos. You can actually go out there And pick up trash

Or figure it out. Work for free? for, it's volunteering. It's not working for free. It's volunteering. It's not proud to be full. I'm good.

No, but you can always say I made it to the Olympics. You made it to the Olympics. You go watch the, you know, soccer or you can go watch archery. They have soccer in the Olympics? Archery or swimming or what else do they do in the Olympics? They do a shot put. What is that? Oh, the high jump.

The high jump. The javelin. Trackers. You guys want to go, but you don't know the sports? Honeyyard Dash. The 100 yard dash. There you go. We wouldn't know if we went.

So when we go, we'll know. And if you want to be there without having to pay, you can volunteer. The applications go live July 14, 2026. That's exactly two years before the opening ceremony. An organizer looking for about 60,000 volunteers. Be one of those 60,000, Angie. The Olympics needs you. There are all kinds of roles available, but if those volunteers could help welcome athletes.

Hello. Hello. Hello. How are you? A little greeter. Provide language translation. Oh, I can do that. I've been doing that for my dad.

Let me see. How are you going to tell the Mexican team where to go? Hello. Passen in English. Food, that sounds like you work at the Santhi Ali, dog. Yeah, hold on. Yeah. Passing.

Oh, yeah. Bonito and barato. Bonito, barato. Okay, you do it. Provide language translations, assist with medical services. Oh, no, yeah, you could do that. We need some roids. Shout us to the people at ACC, come and help out, Perito.

Let's go. Most opportunities will be in Los Angeles, but volunteers are also needed in cities hosting Olympics events, including San Diego, San Jose, New York, Nashville, Nashville, Vegas, I'm down. That's dope. St. Louis, Columbus, and Oklahoma. Yeah. There's no commitment involved. you can actually say I want to do it and then at the end of the day, no I can't go because I don't have car.

Volunteers must be at least 18 years older and complete a minimum of 10 shifts, which each shift lasting about eight hours. Damn. That's an eight hour gig right there. When you volunteer, you get tickets for the Olympics? Yeah. Yeah, well, you can.

You're going to be there for. You can be there for. You can be there. Okay. So you can pay it. It's like washing dishes. You go to a restaurant. Like, you can't pay.

wash dishes. You just wash dishes. But you do it in advance. But you do it in advance. You have to do 10 shifts. Oh. Well, I don't know. This is telling you will get actual free tickets.

I don't think so. That's not what I said. You're going to get in the building. That's what I was asked. I'll clarify. If you want to be in the building. There you go. If you want to be in the building and you don't have money to be in the building,

you can volunteer to be in the building. That's cool. If you're not an athlete. Because that we can. Or a coach. Yeah. Or a paramedic. Yeah.

Or whatever else. But they need you. A greeter. to be a greeter Or be a first aid kit All right Be a first aid kit Hello I'm a first aid kit

Applications like I said Applications go live July 14th And that's exactly two years For the 2028 2028 Olympics So hurry up Los Angeles And go be a volunteer

Okay I'm Nielsporan Are you Are you going to volunteer You're signing up? No you're going to do massages Venaenaed to the runners Intertize

That's creepy That's creepy like that Dude that's crazy though That's crazy cheese man Angie, what's your cheese man? Zoola come here Now what's going on? CheeseMation with Angie

Okay Apple Apple's making it super super easy For cheaters you guys Okay So they have this new update iOS 27 I don't know if you guys have updated your phones I think it's coming out too

Isn't it? Is it out already? It's out already And apparently now you can actually hide your location without notifying anyone Wait what? So this is a little different because I know Greg had mentioned like Oh before you could do that right you don't have to notify

He's an OG cheater. Yeah you can You can hide your location without Notifying the person but that sounds like a whole group So the people that have your location are like a group of people right? Yeah just like a whole It's like a hole now I specifically want to hide it from you Angie I could hide it from you without you know it Yeah I see yeah because if I were to hide it from Angie before it would

notify her through the text messages saying like, oh, Greg. So what does it say? Like, what does it show? Location. Yeah, it says no location found. No location not found. That's it. Yeah.

And it won't notify anyone that you're doing that for. Oh. And what's crazy is like, let's say, oh my God, I forgot to like turn it back on. Uh-uh. Apple got you because it's only for 12 hours. So to do it automatically. I don't automatically like we share it. You better get the hell out of dog.

You better leave her house before that thing turns on. You got 12 hours. You got 12 hours. Yeah. More than enough. It happens all the time. What are we going to do with the other 11? 11?

Damn, that's a long time. You're cheating for a whole hour? Damn, Vic. Hey, just so you know when he's out there and he's gone for an hour, you know, you know, so what's not a cheater. No, I didn't know about any of these things. Sure. That's so crazy.

Did you just buy an iPad? Did I buy an iPad to leave it at home? No. What? No? Did I just buy an iPad to leave it under my seat in my car? No. No.

Hell no. The location's not on your iPad then. No. What the hell are you talking about, man? I would never do any of those. So the iPad that you're talking about is like you change the- Same thing. You can change your location to the iPad and then just-

See, this is a little cheater. You leave the iPad at home and now it says that you're home. Like you check the location. How many times have you done this, Greg? Trust issue. Leave at the church parking. I'm praying. I'm praying for us.

Actually, you know what? My sister actually has my find my location, right? And I remember when I wasn't answering my phone or anything like that, my mom got really worried so my sister tracked me. She changed my whole iPhone, my I cloud password, everything like that. All two find me at church. Yeah. No way. I was honestly at church. I was going to be a madrina.

I thought so I was doing a confession. Ah, hi. Sister Angie over here. These are my confessions. Sister Angie, calmate, whoopi go over. Calm down, boy. My mom was all worried and they did all this. My girl don't have my location, though.

My girl just be like, Te Stavino, Dios. Oh, that's a good one. God is watching. That's God killed. For some reason, I have Greg's location. Yeah, Vic has my location. Why?

Really? I don't know why, but I just want to say, I've been meaning to ask you, What the hell were you doing in Hemet at 2 in the morning other day? Hey, don't worry about it. I spent on business. You went to Hammett?

No. You went to... Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. I just got back. That's what I was. And then you went to Laughlin? Why were you...

What are these... What are these? What are these? I don't know. What are these? If I ever can't sleep, I just go and look to see where Greg is at. Yeah.

You know, in the middle of the night. You know, it's going to be a barstow gambling. I've been caught up before. Like, some girl caught me up. She was like, oh, I saw the tour in Santa Ana. And I was like, so what were you going to do about it? Like, you have my location. Calm down.

Yeah. Pull up on me. That's why you have my location. Like, that's it. What are you going to do about it? It's crazy. That is crazy. Stop going to throw a roll of places, but please.

I know. We need you here, bro. Crazy part is he's never in the same spot at two in the morning. It's always a different city. You've been talking to him, huh? Yeah. Two in the morning? We got to be here at five.

I know. What are you doing at two in the morning? I'm here. Don't worry. I can't hear. I can't hear. Out of control If it's hip hop

You know Letty's on Yeah go Rap sheet Letty set go All right you guys I'm Rose Cranzvick filling in for Letty And I gotta tell you guys

About a sadder story You know As we know Oliver Tree He's an artist He recently passed away And Kid Cuddy You know who we all know And love paid tribute to his friend

They're apparently pretty close And he went on his Instagram And he was talking about You know just like They're good times He posted a video of them just laughing, jumping up and down. Listen to this.

So I saw someone tell me something. Shut up and take my money. I got pockets for gold. No, I don't know nothing. So I wasn't too familiar with his music. I wasn't either. Like I saw his name everywhere, but I was not familiar with.

Yeah, apparently. So he's like 32-year artist from like the Bay Area, Santa Cruz, San Francisco kind of area. He made that kind of alternative style music. He has a lot of hits. Yeah. And Kit Cuddy and him were good friends. It was really sad what he said in the caption.

He said, like, I'm going to miss you, bro. We were just talking about doing my podcast. But when I see you again, we'll finally do our interview my brother. Rest peacefully, my friend. Yeah, that's awful, man. Yeah, my kids were devastated. Super devastating. Oh, they're familiar with Oliver Tree.

They're big fans of Oliver Tree. They're big fans of his music. Life goes on and on and on. It was a big TikTok record. Yeah. And my kids just loved those records, man. And they were devastated. Just like kids, they were devastated for 45 minutes.

Complete devastation And then after that we're like Hey, where the Hot Chitos at? Roblox. Roblox. That sucks. But yeah, so apparently he passed away in Brazil. Two helicopters collided.

And then it killed him and five others. So it was super sad. But, you know, Kid Cutty, he always does a good job of like, you know, kind of like remembering his friends and stuff like that. He's really intuitive his emotion. So I was like, that's cool to see him remembering his friend. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

This is Gregory Correin'Hirleti who is out on vacation right now Yes, she's probably spending hell of money out there in Mexico Juana Guado Yep But I got to talk to you guys about these new websites They're called dopamine websites And they're about to save everybody some money, all right? Okay

What these websites are doing? They're rolling out in Korea right now These websites are building fake retail stores with fake products and they want you to go spend the fake money that they have on the website. So you go on, you put your name, you put your info, as if you're checking out of a real store. And apparently that's supposed to give you the dopamine of you shopping. Oh, I like that. I need this.

All I hear is they're stealing their information. How are they stealing your information? You legit just said put all your information and bam, you're not buying anything. You don't have to put real information. Yeah. No, he said it. You do. They're just putting, like, your information of, like, your address.

You don't have to give them a real address. Let's just credit card info, social security. No, Angie, I like this. Angie's very paranoid because Angie's been scam over and over and over and over again. So she's finally learned. In person, though. Yeah, no, online two. Online two.

Yeah, she's like, you know, habitually getting scammed. So I like that she's smarting up. And great job, Angie. Yeah, good job. That's all I heard right now. I'm like, no. Angie, I got this website if you want to give me some information about yours. You're so dumb.

You can save some money. True. But what kind of stuff do you buy? Well, you can buy clothes. So that's the whole thing about this. They're trying to get people that have, like, retail therapy and people that spend a lot of money on clothes because they're just sad. Or they're just like, oh, I need something. And when they don't actually need it and they spend the money and they're like, why did I buy that?

This could take that all away from you. This could be like a quick little like, all right, I got that over with. This gave me the high that I need you to buy something. I'm good. It's to try to like forget, like, feel that feeling and then kind of like move on with your day. Yeah. Yeah. The problem is, though, that like, you get a second.

even bigger dopamine rush when you get the package delivered. Yeah. And the package never comes. That's so good. So when you're like your home and then you, oh, the package is delivered. Oh, yeah. And you go and you already know what's inside but you open it like you don't know. That is.

Oh, what is this? That's even better when you like unboxing and like the unwrapping. Yeah. It's so. Oh, you're an addict. Oh, it's so good. I like what I check. Like I really compare that to like, you know.

What? You know what I'm saying? Explain. To what? Like when I'm, you know, like when I'm getting undressed, you know, and I'm... For the restaurant? I can feel the love about to happen. And things are getting difficult, in other words.

A synonym for difficult. What about submitting? It's so good. Yeah. It's so good. That's what this website's doing. I need that website, bro. I need that website.

I've been... I've been consistently recently, because you know how like at the stores they have, they're called impulse buys. Yeah. And they just put all kinds of stuff around you. Yeah. At the checkout line. What Instagram knows that I'm that guy. You put a cool shirt in front of me.

As I'm scrolling, guess what? I'm copping. I'm coping. The problem with that too is that they have all your info. So it's like, would you like me to enter all your information and your credit card information? So you just push one button. It's even easier with Apple Pay, dog. I know, with Apple Pay.

And Apple Pay has your address. Apple Pay knows what they're doing. Oh, yeah, you just double-click and boom-p-bing. You're like gone. You're like gone. Gone. That's it. I just hate it when it says seven to ten business. No.

I want the two-day free shipping immediately. You press checkout and you're already waiting at the door. Like, where's my package? Yeah. Oh, dude, no, no. I press, I literally click yes, buy, and then it's like I start tracking my package as soon as I buy it. It hasn't even been looked at yet. Angie does two and it never comes.

Because she got scammed. My mom has like a casino problem. She has the apps where it's like it'll give you fake money to play the casino games. And she's like, yeah, I'm a millionaire. I was like, yeah, it's fake, bro. Actually, no, there's an app and you can use it with MGM rewards. And you just play chiching, chiching, chiching, and you go to Vegas and you actually get free rooms. I've tried it.

Oh, wow. No, it's all free. You just give them your information like Facebook and all that stuff. It's okay. I just give them all your information. for me. Well, you get a free hotel and then you get like free slot machine rewards. Okay.

With the little chiching, chiching, chiching. Yeah, chich, ching, ching. It's actually. All right. I'm going to believe you on that. I'm going to try it. Yeah, MGM. All right.

Thanks, Angie. Nah, don't go to Angie. Go to the Sahara July 4th, guys. Perritos by the pool is going to be sick. Come party with me. All right. We'll see you guys there. That was.

Let's get into some studios, fool. Let's get into it. Great Star. Hell of the studios. What's nine plus 10? For thousands of thousands of years, people have wondered why the chicken crossed the road and didn't fly over it. I'd never even thought about that. You've never thought about that?

No, not about the flying. Oh, my God. Well, it's because honestly, chickens can't fly, dog. I know. Chickens kind of flap. They jump. And they jump, but they flap, but they don't really have the wings to be able to go, you know? They're just for show, huh?

But actually, yeah, they're just for show. And I actually have the exact amount of time that they can be in the air. For real? You guys want to guess real quick? 30 seconds. That's wrong. I would say like 2.7 seconds. 2.7 seconds.

5 seconds. The actual time a chicken or a rooster can be in the air is 10 to 15 seconds. No way. Yes. Yes, yes. This is how long birds can actually be in the air. Some of them stay there for days, weeks, months, all right? The eagle can be up there for two to four hours.

without landing. All right. The eagle. The eagle. Crows can be up there for six hours without landing. All right. Damn. That's a long of time.

Yeah. Ducks can be, ducks can be up there for 10 to 15. 10 to 15 hours, dog. I believe it. Ducks? Really? You never gone duck cutting?

You never played Mario Brothers? Yeah, I played the game. Yeah, they fly, dog. They migrate. But they also chill in the water for a while. They could do whatever they want. Ducks can fly for 10 to. 15 hours. Who would have thought?

Bart Bartel Godwits. I don't know what those are. Look it up. They're beautiful. 11 days without touching the ground. What? 11 days without touching the ground. So when you say that, that means like not even like. They don't land. Like on a tree.

They don't land. They do not land. 11 days in the air. What's the point? That's crazy. How do they sleep? These are called SWIFs up to 10 months in the air. They're beautiful birds These are birds

You're never seen California Yeah Wow Because they're in the sky Dude Hello Come on man Think about it

So that's cool So that means they could fly To like Australia If they wanted to Fiv Frigate Birds Let's go

Let's go He did it He did it Friedgate birds Two months in the air Without actually Ever Landing dog Wow

And Albatross A Siegel Two months or years No way. Months or years. Where are you getting this sample from? From the interwebs, dog. And me on the sick one?

Four days. I don't come down. I say hi. That's a hair, dog. Stay studio, fool. Shoot the J. Shoot it. Play ball.

All right, you guys. A goalkeeper for Cape Verde gained one million followers. in 90 minutes, you guys. I was so happy for him. Right? He was so good. He stopped every freaking ball.

Yeah, so look, 40-year-old, Josimar Jose Evora Diaz, a.k.a. Vosina. All right. He's 40 years old, like I said, and he actually saved four goals in the World Cup, and they tied Spain zero to zero. The significance of that is that they got their first point in the World Cup ever. Oh, because of this fool. Because of his saves.

For not winning. That's the thing. He gained over a million. I feel like the entire country of Cape Verdi ended up following him because he's like a national hero now. And he didn't let Spain score one goal. And you know what it is is that when you play a team like Spain and you're Cape Verde, the first time ever, a tie is a win. It is.

It's impressive. Like you're playing a top elite team. And for them to not score on you, it was like, whoa. They were all partying, all the Cape Verdi was parting like they won. Yeah. They were, you know, popping fireworks, all types of stuff. It was like, dude, we got our first point. Yeah.

To me, it was just funny. It's like, because they actually didn't win. But also, I'm sure Spain kind of feels like they lost. Yeah. Because they should have beat them five to zero or something. Yeah, that's like being single, going to a club, not getting one single number, but also not getting turned down. Ah. Yeah, you're neutral.

You leave with full confidence. Yeah. Live to fight another day That's a perfect analogy Go to the club You don't get a number You don't talk to any girls But yet

None of them turn you down No one's a Ew Get the hell away from me, dude Now that he has a million followers I better not see him being like Get ready with me to go to the World Cup And just play soccer game

You know he will Come on He went from 50K to a million What else is he supposed to do He's 40 years old This is his last World Cup He's got It is, huh?

Yeah, it's first and last. So it's like, luckily he got this on the way out because it's like now he's National Hero. You're talking. What, what, what? I know, slow down with the 40-year-old. He's on his way out. He's done. Relax.

He's, relax, bro. He's the same age as so Cho and this is his last year. Yeah, it's his last one. I know, but you're saying done and all these. Well, I mean, with soccer. It's all these. It's all these. It's all these over words.

It's his last moment. Yeah. One last ride. You know what's gonna be your last moment right now? One last ride. One last ride. Oh, man. Well, that was sports.