Brown Bag Mornings - 6/17/26 The Sunday Sharter... 💩🪠| Brown Bag Mornings
Episode Date: June 17, 2026The squad attempts a high-stakes intervention for Valerie, who suspects her man has a secret family after he disappears every Sunday and misses Father's Day, leading to wild stories about "Sunday shar...ters" and secret kid "joke" manipulations. Between the relationship chaos, the crew roasts LeBron James for his comments about stay-at-home moms and investigates the conspiracy theory that Benny Blanco used witchcraft to land Selena Gomez. [Edited by @iamdyre 🚇] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (3:39) Chisme (7:09) Petty Police (13:02) Scrolling (15:49) The Weather W/ Concrete! (17:16) Homie Helpline (37:49) Speedy Gonzales Game (43:43) Don't You Know I'm Local (47:49) Chisme (51:12) Rap Sheet (53:26) Money Moves (57:42) Studious Foo (1:00:50) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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It's going down. Good morning, and welcome to Brownback Morning. It's your boy, Concrete.
We got Vic.
We got Angie.
We got Greg C.
Good morning.
And Leti is still vacationing, living life.
Living life in Guantagado, Mexico.
Hopefully she comes back soon, and hopefully she's back tomorrow.
Yeah, tomorrow.
Yeah.
Because Angie misses her, dog.
Angie
She's crashing out
She cries every day
She trashed the studio
She trashed the studio
She's throwing papers everywhere
She slept and let these parking space
She said
Don't you dare stand where she stood
She was smelling her seat earlier
It was crazy
You gotta control that
You gotta control
Angie this is getting out of control
Dude
I know we need to get into them
Don't you know I'm local
What's up
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill
Where are you
From S.
Don't you know I'm local?
L.A. is dead, dog.
That's what the world is saying.
L.A. is completely dead.
It has to be one of the deadest cities in the world.
Studies find.
Oh, yeah, the homies over there at Jensler City.
Pohl's say that L.A. is the 11th coolest, a deadest city.
Wait, like L.A. as in all the whole way?
As in D.A.
Oh, okay.
Just that little section.
Well, it's not that little.
But apparently it's dead, guys.
And it's the 20th worldwide.
guys.
Oh, damn.
I believe it.
I don't like going to downtown L.A.
It's so complicated.
Parking is complicated.
Getting into somewhere is complicated.
Like, if you go into clubs over there, it's like, oh, my God.
It's a hassle.
Well, I was clubbing in downtown L.A.
The year was 1994, guys.
No, honestly, I feel you don't.
I don't like the $40 parking.
It's cheaper now.
Is it?
Because they're trying to get you there.
So they're trying to get you to go to downtown.
10.20 bucks.
The parking's cheaper, but the drink.
Drinks are even like more expensive now, too.
So it's like $40 for drinks.
So it's expensive to go to down down.
But you know where they get you is when they bust your window and break into your car.
Well, actually, that's what happened to my dad in downtown Italy.
My dad, yeah, my dad was going to the Sansealis, and he pulled up to one of those parking structures.
And a guy in the vests pulled up.
And I'll park the car for you.
And my dad, I let me go the job.
He gave the la Javis.
My dad came back and he was like, want to my car?
He's like, what caro?
What?
What?
No, no.
A man, there was a guy in the vest right here.
He's like,
Here no tenements vests.
Oh, my dad literally gave up the keys to his Honda Accord, dog, literally.
Bro, I believe it.
They robbed this car, and my dad's not blind.
And I love the Sanseale too.
I love the Santhi.
You get to good deals,
but the prices sometimes,
you can just get them in a regular store for that price.
The Santhiati would be getting a lot of control, dog.
They're trying to charge me $50 for a shirt.
And it's like, I can get that at the normal retail store for the same price.
Yeah.
It's like, all right.
And it's not bootleg.
Yeah.
And those down to,
And those downtown hot dogs are they're getting expensive.
$10.
$10.
$10.
$10.
$10.00 glizzies, dog.
When I can go to $7.11 and get it two for four.
Yeah.
Not to keep piling on downtown L.A., but, Con, you've been to many downtowns, right?
Yes.
They're a lot nicer.
L.A. is one of the worst downtowns that I've been to them in the whole country.
If you've been to Manhattan, if you've been to Chicago downtown, like, you're just like, damn.
Yeah.
Why is downtown L.A. like that?
But we love it.
But.
I have an idea.
Who was it?
I have an idea.
Was that an idea ringing?
Who was it?
Oh, that was caught.
That was an idea.
That was an idea.
It was an idea.
My next idea is for Agri to get into Cheesmation.
I'm for a word.
Do it?
Come here?
Now what's going on?
Cheesemation with Angie.
Hi, LeBron.
LeBron James should have stayed quiet with this one, you guys.
So he was talking about how if he was single or not in a relationship,
he wouldn't be able to date a stay-at-home mom, listen.
Personally, me today, if I was not in a relationship today,
I could not have a stay-at-home woman.
Like, for me, who I am at 40,
and what I got going on, just come home
and just seeing somebody just sitting on the couch every day,
just sitting there, just chilling.
Like, that wouldn't float for me.
Mind you, this man is married to Savannah since 2013.
And isn't she at sap?
Isn't she a stay-at-home mom?
I don't know where she works.
I don't know.
I don't know where she works.
What was she does accounting?
That's what I'm saying.
I don't know.
What she's just accounting at Ross?
No, she's a stay at home home, dude.
A lot of people were thinking like the LeBronges, like, throw shades at her, his own wife.
But no, apparently, like, I Googled Savannah.
And her title is Savannah is an entrepreneur, philanthropist, a fashion icon who launched various business ventures over the year.
A fashion icon, though?
A media personality.
Oh, she has a podcast now.
But that's recent.
Actually, you know what?
She does have a couple of businesses.
Like she has reframed beauty.
She's got, which is a beauty skincare brand, right?
She's got Let It Break, which is a personal development platform.
Okay, nice.
And membership community.
She's got the podcast.
She has a YouTube where she creates content with her daughter.
Nice.
She vlogs.
Well, she's very busy.
LeBron.
Yeah.
I couldn't dislike you anymore, buddy.
because honestly I'm going to defend now
Stay-at-home moms do a lot of work
My wife is a stay-at-home mom
She homeschools my boys
She takes care of the crib
Cleaves and laundry
She does a lot, man
It is a lot of work
And I'm pretty sure it's a lot different for LeBron
When you're probably possibly close to a billionaire
And you have people probably that help you with your kids
And help you with cleaning
And help you with doing this end of the third
You know what I'm saying
So it's probably a little bit different for him
Because he does probably have a lot of help
You know what I'm saying?
Like me.
So I can see why maybe for him seeing a girlfriend or a wife, you know what I'm saying?
Just being at home, it'd be different because I'm paying for everything else.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All his kids older too?
They are.
His kids are a lot.
Well, one of them is still like probably middle school age, the daughter.
But also, I mean, damn, I guess he's never came home and she's been on the couch.
She's just doing sit-ups until he gets back home.
Because he's like, I could never see my woman just being on the couch when I, you know.
get home. I'm like, yeah, I think he was thinking
of like a bum. I want a batty
at home. You tell me no.
Take care of the kids, mom. She could be on the
couch, right? I don't give a damn.
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. I'm like, maybe he
was describing like a bum, like you get home
and she's just like in sweatpants, bun,
and things like that. I think that's what he meant.
Yeah, I think that's what he meant.
I don't think he communicated it, like, how he
wanted to. Because it's like,
okay, like, we all
just assumed that she was a stay-at-home mom.
I know. All of you guys did.
That's what I'm telling you.
The internet thoughts still too.
Because nobody knows what's going on with Savannah.
Sabana James.
She has your podcast.
But let me tell you, dude.
And that's why Kobe's the greatest.
Because Kobe would, because Kobe would never talk about stay-at-home moms like this.
Kobe, you're the goat.
We love you, brother.
Come back.
All right.
Please.
That's the sound of the police.
The petty police.
You're petty.
You're just petty.
I'm being petty.
Petty, petty girl.
Pretty in them.
Petty has fun.
What?
What?
I heard that.
Every time we read that intro, I'm like, oh.
All right, I'm Manchi coming for Leth.
Covering for Lethty.
But right now, you guys, let's get petty.
All right.
So Brooklyn Beckham, if you guys don't know who this fool is, he's pretty much David Beckham's son, right?
It's a guy.
Yeah, it's a guy.
Brooklyn.
Brooklyn.
What a thought of a woman, but it's a guy.
No, it's a guy.
Is there a son, right?
It's a man.
Now, if you guys don't remember, Brooklyn has been feuding with his family, like, for the past.
I don't know.
A long time.
Yeah, for a while.
Like, they don't get along.
He's actually blocked them on social media.
I hate you guys.
You guys gave me all this money, famed.
Well, remember, he was saying, like, oh, my mom hijacked my first wedding dance.
Yeah, let me have my first dance in my wedding that you guys paid for.
It's been a while since, like, they've liked each other or something like that.
Yeah, I'm telling you, he's blocked them on social media.
He has nothing to do with them, right?
But this fool is taking advantage of this, okay?
Because he actually collab with DoorDash to take shots at his.
his family drama.
Listen.
You're probably wondering why I'm watching the FIFA World Cup
2026 from home.
It's a long story.
So it sounds really short.
But if you guys look at the video,
which is up on Brownback Mornings 106, right?
The video ends with like he's holding some World Cup tickets
and it says it's complicated more soon.
He's just being petty.
So like he's talking about his dad.
Yeah, because it's pretty much you would think
that I'm at the World Cup because right now,
David Beckham, the dad,
he's actually watching the World Cup.
Did his dad ever make it to the World Cup?
He's so demitling.
What?
Yes.
Come on.
Bro.
You know all day's laughing.
That is so ridiculous, great.
I never heard a headline like that.
What do you mean?
I never heard of the greatest soccer players.
Did he ever make it to the World Cup?
One of the greatest is crazy statement of say.
He's literally one of the greatest players.
Ever played.
Ever.
Bessie and Rinaldo?
Yes, bro.
He's up there.
It's not about over.
He was a different era, though.
I would have that Chicharito was better than Beco.
Oh, my.
come on.
God.
I never.
I never.
I'll respect to Chicharrito.
He couldn't bend it like Beckham, dog.
I've never heard the headline of Beckham being at the World Cup.
Have you ever heard of a Chicharrito movie?
I've heard of Chicharrito a lot.
Have you heard of a movie?
There's a movie called Bend It Like Beckham.
Yeah, true, true, true.
It was huge.
He just got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
He did go straight to Red Box or something?
No.
I never heard of that movie.
There's no way.
It actually did make it on Red Box.
Okay.
I don't know if it was.
But yes, he made it to the World Cup.
What the hell, Greg?
So he's more of a Hollywood.
Hollywood star than a soccer player then.
He's never made a movie in his life, but he has a Hollywood story.
Greg is just being petty too.
No, I mean, if you got one, I should get one for Gleeck Island.
It was a great performance.
It was a great performance.
Yes, I don't know what his son is doing.
This kid sucks, dude.
He sucks 100%.
He's entitled for even thinking he belongs at the World Cup.
What did he do to be at the World Cup besides his last name Beckham?
That?
He didn't do anything.
No.
Oh, I'm not at the World Cup because my daddy didn't buy him for me this year.
Shut up, bro.
He has some way trauma.
He could have bought him himself, right?
He could have bought those tickets himself.
The first mistake was two British parents named me their kid Brooklyn.
Yeah.
David and Victoria.
Yeah.
Named them Brooklyn.
Is there Brooklyn in England or something or what?
Not at all.
I don't know.
New York.
Biggie would be so upset.
I know.
They should have called them London.
London.
London.
Oh my God.
Yeah, no, this kid sucks, dude.
Yeah, his name should be fishing chips.
You're so good.
A little pescalo right there.
Okay, well, I thought he was being petty.
He is being petty.
He's a loser.
But he sucks, too.
Dude, if David Beckham was my dad, would be like,
Palo de vamos, ma.
What do you need me to do, dad?
He's over here like, can you believe he didn't buy me tickets for the world?
He didn't say that.
He said it's complicated more soon.
He could have bought them.
It's not that complicated.
He could have gotten it if he wanted to.
He's getting a bag.
Okay.
Yeah.
Based off of his last name, not his first.
From his family drama, okay?
Yes.
And also what guy says it's complicated?
Yeah.
Complicated you guys.
Dude, not only that, his mom is a spice girl.
Like, this dude is complaining about life.
Oh, my parents are toxic.
Shut up.
They probably are.
They're really royalty.
Your dad's David Beckham.
Uh-huh.
World Cup player
He never won but okay
Oh my God
Who's more petty
Brooklyn or Craig
That's why you and Brooklyn
Beckham need to link up
I would have never thought
like David Beckham World Cup
That's not what I'm thinking
I'm thinking like Messi
Ronaldo what's a
Ochoa like I'm thinking those players
I don't think David Beckham's up there
Oh choate isn't even close
I would think like David Beckers
at the bottom of the list
Respectfully
David Beckham
Nah I would think David Beckham's better off
Just being good looking if anything
That's it
like that's all you know that's all i know for
so you think david beckham's good looking
yeah he's a good looking guy that's what he's known
good looking
good looking that's it
that's what he's known for
he's fine
how dare you bro
he's actually like he got like
he's a sir now like in his name
sir david beckham
sir david beckle yeah he got the whole
he got knighted
he got knighted oh he's from england
he got knight yeah he's from london
damn put some respect on this
yeah
Oh, no respect.
Greg, you make me sick.
You and Brooklyn Beckham.
He's one of the first foods that would be tatted, too.
Like, you know, right?
Yeah.
Super tatted down.
What?
I was super tatted and, you know, tanned and sweaty.
Yeah, let's get it to scrolling, though.
Scrolling with always.
Oh, my God, Miss Rachel.
You might have to look for a new job.
Raquel.
Who's that?
Miss Rachel?
That's how I feel about you saying about David Beckham right now.
No, no, we're disrespect Miss Rachel like that.
No, for real.
Miss Rachel, she makes a lot of kids' kids' songs on YouTube, you know, like the I.
Like, she makes like the ABC songs.
She's no Barney, but she's not Barney, but she sings the songs for the kids.
Never heard of her.
No.
You know what?
That's exactly how we felt what you're talking about.
Devin Beck up, fool?
Okay, all right.
She's not Mr. Rogers, but whatever.
What?
There's this guy going viral by the name of Mr. Raqwan.
What?
Raquan.
As Rayquand out.
So Riquan.
It's Riquan.
And he makes children music just like how Miss Rachel does.
But he does like the ABCs and he's making it with a little twist with a hip hop instrumento in the back.
He did shake that monkey.
No way.
Listen to this.
A, B, C, B, C, B, H, J, K, L-N-O-B, U-R-S, H-J-K, L-N-O-B.
U-R-S, H-T-U-B, W-X, Y-N-G.
Single mom stand-D up.
I feel like you're not like this one.
Listen to this one.
Oh, he has more?
He has more.
Snap your fingers.
Remix.
Put up your fingers.
Count of 10.
Start it over, then do it all again.
Let me see you do it.
Hey.
Let's see you do it.
Hey.
Start it over then do it all again.
Come on.
Let's go.
I like it.
I like it.
Okay.
I like very, I like it because this is like essentially like kids bob.
Yeah.
Kids Bob.
But I hate it.
When the kids would wrap the song.
It sucks.
But he's not,
the kids are not rapping here.
No,
that's what I'm saying.
So it's better.
It's better than kids.
I like that.
Because I like his voice.
I like the fact that he's running the overalls,
the pink shirt,
the pink du rag.
That's the vibe.
He's supposed to look like Miss Rachel right here.
That's the fifth that she wears.
He's dressed like Miss Rachel.
What's the name?
Mr.
Raquan.
Mr. Raquan.
Yeah.
Listen to this bartender remix as well.
We know what times table.
That's good.
He's out of here.
I like it.
I like it. I like it.
He stole two things but made it his own.
Yes.
Let's get it to some weather.
Let's go.
And now the weather.
With concrete storm.
Ferretto Ziz going down for the weather Wednesday, June 17th.
It may be a little overcast, but don't worry because that's going to burn out.
First, we swing treat to treat to the city of Tarzana.
I couldn't swing.
a better rhyme other than Roxana.
81 degrees and 61 degrees
at night. Bear with me here, folks.
Next, I look for groovists in the city
of Maywood. I used to battle fools in a crew
called Play School.
79 and 63 degrees.
Now we keep a gangster
in the city of Cyprus. I wonder
how OGs throw gang signs
with arthritis.
77 degrees and 63 degrees
at night.
Now we go to the hot-ass city of
Mojavee, harder than eating.
What?
What?
What?
Eating what?
Eating what?
What?
Can I, let me get this off my chest.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
What do you think rhymes with Mojave?
Wasabi?
Hey!
There you go.
95 degrees and 7 degrees at night.
But it's going to be pretty warm.
So stay cool.
Stay hydrated.
Drink some fresco.
Drink some refreshers.
Yeah.
And water.
Tarana, you're going to be 81 and 61 degrees at night.
Maywood, 79 and 60 degrees at night.
77 at Cyprus and 63 degrees at night
And Mojave, you're going to be 95 and 70 degrees at night
That's the weather
Isher Boy Concord from Bradbeck mornings of Power 106
Let's go!
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help
We need your help
We need a line
I mean phone line
We got you for
The homie help line
Valerie needs our help
Valerie. Valerie hit us up and said,
Hey, Brownbag, I'm Valerie
And I need your help
because my mom has me wondering if my papa-sito is actually a daddy.
Oh my God. Daddy.
She said, we've been together since December and from day one, he was very clear about two things.
He doesn't have kids and he doesn't want kids.
That worked perfectly for me because I don't want children either and a story or so I thought.
Lately, my mom has been pointing out things I can't unsee.
First red flag, every single Sunday, this man disappears.
And I mean every Sunday, like clockwork.
He'll be unavailable for hours, barely answers his phone, and always has some vague excuse about being busy.
That's weird.
No details, no explanation, just gone.
My mom keeps asking me, what grown man has a standing commitment every week that his girlfriend can't know about?
Then Father's Day rolls around, and surprise, surprise, he's unavailable this Sunday, too.
when I asked what he's doing for Father's Day
he said
I got some stuff to take care of
that's it
No explanation
Here's what makes it even weirder
His father passed away when he was young
So it's not like he's spending Father's Day
With his own dad
Oh wow
Jesus
His got uncles
His dad's with Jesus
A few months ago
We were hanging out
When his phone rang
He looked at the screen
Immediately got up
Walked into another room
And took the call in private
Oh that's so weird
When he came back
I asked who it was, and he said it was his nephew.
At the time, I didn't think anything of it.
Now my mom won't let it go.
She keeps saying, Valerie, what kind of uncle sneaks away to take a call from his nephew?
Esu, no te aces.
Not te agas.
Yeah.
The thing is, now I'm wondering if my mom is seeing red flags or reliving her own trauma.
Because when I was younger, my dad cheated on my mom and ended up having a secret child with another woman.
That a boy.
My half brother.
My mom didn't find out until much later, and it completely shattered her the whole situation traumatized her.
So now I'm wondering if she's connecting dots that I'm missing or if she's projecting what happened to her in her relationship.
Because the truth is, the more she points things out, the harder they are to ignore.
Why does he disappear every Sunday?
Why is Father's Day another day he suddenly can't see me?
Why was that phone call so secretive?
And if he really doesn't have kids, why does this whole situation feel like him,
I'm in the dark about something.
My mom is convinced he's hiding a kid just like my dad did.
If my mom is right, then I've been dating a man who lied to me from the very beginning.
Brown bag, is my mom protecting me from a liar, or is she projecting her past trauma onto me?
You know what?
I think Valerie's wrong.
About what?
Well, because I used to do this to Nikki.
I used to...
You go M.I.
I used to randomly disappear.
What?
What?
Because you're going to be pumped.
So listen.
So when I had barely met her, you know, I definitely went to her house and I kind of stayed there.
It was like a safe haven't for me at the time.
And I would just disappear randomly.
Okay.
But it was just to go to the bathroom with McDonald's because I was too embarrassed to blow up her bathroom.
Oh, okay.
Wait, for hours at a time, though?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
What?
For hours.
Yeah.
I'm going to be honest, one time I sharded.
with her
at her house
and I had no money
so I went to go steal
some underwear at Ross
dude you're making all this
no this is too much to make up
I believe this is too specific
this is too specific
I bet you he'll tell us the cross streets
of the Ross right now
it's over there
in Long Beach
what is it
what is it the little diagonal something
Los Coyotes
Yeah Los Coyotes
Yeah
Los Coyotes
There's a Ross right there.
Next to the Christmas cream.
Yeah.
So maybe this guy's hiding stuff like that.
Maybe he's a Sunday sharder.
Maybe he's a Sunday sharder.
It happens.
Happens to the best of us.
Every Sunday?
Yeah.
Every Sunday he sharts his dance.
Look, I'm trying to help this guy out.
He's a father.
He's a father.
He is the father.
He is the father.
Maybe he's going to propose.
And he's planning something big.
Every Sunday?
On Sundays?
Yeah.
Like only the wedding planner or something
Maybe he goes for a cruise every Sunday
Maybe his dad passed away on a Sunday
Maybe he hates Sundays
Maybe he's like Garfield to Mondays
But with Sundays he's like I hate Sundays
Is he a truck driver?
Like does he have to deliver on Sundays
And that's why he goes to visit his other family?
Nobody delivers on Sundays
What if he's a priest?
What if he's a priest?
Thank you would invite him church
No priest no priest
He's gone on Sundays
They have too many things going on
What do you mean?
Well, because they got service every single day in the Catholic Church.
What if he's a Sunday priest?
He just, every Sunday priest.
He just, he just goes to church, collects the little basket, yabonos.
Yeah, but that would still be in the morning.
Vic, no.
No.
I'm trying to find ways that he's.
She's involving the mom too much, though.
Like telling her everything?
Like, yeah.
I think the mom has trauma and she's projected it on Valerie.
That's what the question is.
That's what it's about.
That's what it's about.
Are you?
Are you guys here?
Welcome to Brownback Morning.
Are you guys even listening to the story, guys?
It's in the story.
Yeah.
Look at what you guys.
You took up the computer.
The computer's happening.
I have a feeling the mom thinks this guy has a kid somewhere.
She literally said,
Angie, Angie, please.
Now Valerie is asking, is my mom protecting me from a liar?
Or is she projecting her past trauma onto me?
I don't know.
man.
Is that what you feel like?
I have a feeling that
I have a feeling that
this lady's husband cheated on her
at some point
and was hiding a kid somewhere.
Well.
How would you hide a kid?
My dad
cheating on my mom.
How would you?
Well, let me ask you this.
Vic, how do you hide your kid?
Which one?
The one that we met here.
What's his name?
Little Raul or something?
A little big.
Oh, my daughter.
It's not going to work when I get a little bit.
Yeah.
Roe was the one we met last week here?
You have another child?
Shh.
All right, I only see them on Sundays.
Okay, no.
How would I hide a kid?
No.
It wouldn't be,
I don't feel like it would be that hard.
Why would you guys hide a kid?
I don't feel like it would be that hard.
It wouldn't have to be like a specific thing.
A Debbie dad is that?
No, I'm not saying.
No, like you go see him.
You still go see him.
I'm not saying.
Yeah, to hide a kid is just easy.
That's what you're saying.
No, I'm saying like to hide the fact that you have a kid.
Oh, my God.
And it saves you money.
So you're not so.
It saves you money.
It saves you money if you just ignore the child.
Well, Greg, you tend to date girls with like kids.
Yeah, how do they hide it?
They don't hide them.
Has it ever happened to you?
Like they find out later on?
Well, I found out like a month later that a girl had a kid, but that's it.
And you never thought like, oh my God, this is something's going on?
No, I think she was just, they're just, they're just, they're,
She was more embarrassed about it.
She was embarrassed.
She was embarrassed.
Not embarrassed.
He was probably a little ugly,
silver teeth kid.
I didn't mean it like that.
I bet she was a catch.
I'd just dodge that.
Kind of just,
I don't know, like, a lot of girls
don't bring it up.
Like, they don't want to bring it up
that they have kids.
Yeah, but I'm saying like you're in a relationship
or you're getting to know them
and you don't ever think like,
oh, like maybe they have a kid
or anything like that?
No, ever.
Like little, not.
They didn't,
didn't,
you don't,
do you don't think Marcus?
Oh, yeah, but my mom asked him a lot of questions.
Like, one of them was like, how is it that a 30-something-year-old man doesn't have kids at his age?
And I'm like, Mom, your daughter is 34 right now and I don't have kids.
She's like, yeah, but you're different.
What are you hiding, Angie?
She also thought, asked him straight up, like, are you with Angie for papers?
But that's my mom.
He's illegal?
Marcus is illegal, dog?
No way.
Are you sure?
How is he illegal?
If I was hiding my illegalities, I would change my legalities.
I would change my name too.
From Marcos to Marcus?
My name's Christian is Christian.
Okay, but we're helping Valerie.
Yes, we are.
But I will say, so I dealt with the girl in the past,
and she never had her kids on the weekend.
Like the baby daddy would take them on the weekend.
The only reason I knew, and she was always out every weekend,
the only reason I knew that she had kids was because she told me.
Like, she didn't post them or anything.
So before you even started talking about it.
Well, sometimes because, you know, people try to like, you know,
they don't like to bring their kids into the relationship so early.
Yeah.
Yeah. That's what it is.
And she was never going to.
Like that, it was never that vibe.
But she just told me because it was more like, oh, yeah, I have kids too.
But, like, they're always with their dad on the weekend.
Yeah.
You know, but if she would have never told me, I would have never known because she doesn't post them or anything.
She doesn't really talk about them like that.
Like that's a red flag.
When you were dating, and just candid question, do you mind if I ask you?
When you were dating before your girl now, did you tell you girls?
Yeah.
Did you tell you girls? Like, like, like, hey, I'm a, I'm a.
I'm a daddy.
I'm a dad.
I'm a Papa Sote.
Yeah.
No, that was always off the rip.
Because I never wanted it to be like, oh my God, I like you so much, but oh, your dad.
Like, I never wanted to deal with that.
It's like, if you're not into to guys with kids, then just get away.
Like, we don't have to even go any further.
Any, got it.
You know what I'm saying?
I would always be very up front with that.
Like, hey, nice to me.
It looks at my son.
This is my son.
I have a kid.
So if you don't like it, just get the hell out of here.
Get that hell out of here.
We have Juan in Santa Ana on line four.
Juan?
Juan.
Juan.
Yeah.
What's up, Juan?
Do you think that Valerie's mom is protecting her from a liar or she's projecting her
past onto her?
What do you think?
She's definitely protecting her from the liar, man.
Protecting her?
I did something similar.
Yeah, I did something similar in my past.
I'm not too proud of.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You had a secret kid?
Pull over.
Yeah, man.
So I started talking to this girl.
right after my separation with my baby mama.
And perfect girl, beautiful, smart, you know.
And it's just one of the type of girls that you just, you know,
wouldn't go for a guy with a kid, you know?
So kind of manipulated the situation to the point where, you know,
she would ask, she would ask, hey, do you have a kid?
I'm like, I got like five.
And then I'd be like five?
And then I'd just be like, just kidding.
And I don't got five kids.
Oh, my God.
I never said a kid, you know.
Yeah, I was bad.
that is so funny
so you played it off
you didn't technically lie
but you just said like you were joking
like you made it into a joke
ah five I got five
I got ten kids actually
ha ha ha and then
yeah
well do you
huh
do you have five kids
had one
I want to have one
so then what happened
what happened with that relationship
like does she just ghost you
we're still together
we're 10 years strong
we have two kids ourselves
and you know we're good
So you guys have three kids together, three kids and all?
Yeah, exactly.
Three in total.
But I knew I was going to, you know,
going to keep this type of caliber girl, you know.
Unfortunately, you know, if I did have to work.
Wow.
Maybe home boys are not trying to lose Valerie, you know.
She's a high-value woman?
Yeah, that's what you're saying.
Yeah, good for you, brother.
Wait, so how were you hiding it, though?
Oh, man.
I hit it for a good month.
Go ahead.
I hit it for a good six months.
I would disappear and I'd just be like, oh, I'm working.
I'm at work.
You know, I'm on call.
I'm on call.
And stuff like that.
Wow.
So it is possible to hide a kid for six months.
Yeah, you can be like, that's my little brother.
Absolutely.
And after the six months, how did you come clean or did it just get exhausting,
having a lie and say you're going here?
It got really heavy.
She started telling me about, you know, her having a dream about us having this beautiful kid
with big brown eyes and just pretty much,
just pretty much, you know,
describing my current two-year-old at the time.
He was like,
funny thing is that we already have one.
We already have him.
He's in the next room.
I can make your dreams come true.
Wendy, come out of there.
When she was describing,
when she was describing this baby,
like, I honestly, like,
I got a little emotion myself,
and I just told her straight up.
We're sitting, we're about to eat breakfast.
We're sitting in the parking lot,
and I said,
I said, you know what?
I got something to tell you.
And she cried,
You know, but I showed her the picture.
Good thing my kid was cute, you know, because if she was ugly,
you know, because if she was ugly, maybe it would be just...
That helps a lot.
Let me tell you.
I talked to a couple girls, when I saw their kids, I was like, I'm getting the hell out of here.
Because you slept with a grenade.
I'm fine.
I can't be your level up.
Oh, my God.
Thanks, Juan.
KPWR HD-1, Los Angeles, Power 106 FM.
All right, we are going to go to Myra in Las Vegas.
online seven.
Myra.
Hey, hey.
What's up, Myra?
Myra, we're trying to help Valerie over here.
Valerie has a boyfriend.
She's been seen for about six months, and he disappears every Sunday, and the mom is like,
oh, you know what?
He has a kid.
He's hiding from you.
And now she wants to know, is the mom protecting her from a liar?
Or is she projecting her past?
The mom also was in a relationship with a dad that had a secret kid and didn't find out
two years later.
So, you know, she's one.
wondering like, okay, is this just her reliving her past or does she actually have, you know,
a reasonable explanation for this?
I think that's a little bit of both because I dated a guy 10 years ago that hated a whole
family for me.
What?
A family?
The whole family?
Yes, wives and kids and grandma.
What do you mean?
Well, yeah, I'm assuming.
I mean, yeah.
It's a whole family tree.
It's a whole family.
It's a whole family tree.
It's a whole family tree.
But I mean, within a month, I kind of was suspicious and I questioned him about it and I confronted him.
I did find a kid like his son's picture in his car and he told me that was nephew.
But, you know, as a woman, as just a person, you have very suspicious and good feelings.
And I questioned him about it.
I confronted him and I understand now, yeah, he was married with two kids and a baby on the way.
What?
But so it is possible to have a kid, but it takes more than one day.
So I think with Valerie, I think her mom is projecting a little bit of her trauma on her.
But he's probably either hiding a girl, hiding a job on the download that he doesn't want her to know.
Or he probably has some type of tradition of his family or like big study pipe.
This isn't like Sundays, you know, because probably his dad has to win on Sunday.
So it would be a lot to it.
But instead of going to her mom, she needs to go to him and question him about it.
How did you question the guy?
Like, how did you like, you know, you were like, hey?
Well, at that moment, I was working at a town jail, so I kind of looked him up.
Where?
County jail?
Oh.
Yeah.
You looked him up.
So I kind of looked him up, and then I kind of, you know, I found out that he, like, was arrested for a warrant for unpaid tickets and his wife's out of the mouth.
And I was like, oh, he laughed at her.
Oh, and then he also laughed at me about his age.
He told me he was 25 and he was 33 and I was 22.
Wow.
You got arrested for unpaid child support.
You're like, what?
Right, right?
So, like, there's so many ways you could investigate.
So did you stay with him or what?
She needs to put him to work.
Did you stay with him?
Hell no.
I hung out with him one last time and then I was like, all right, this is it.
One last ride?
One last ride.
Oh, yeah, one last ride.
One last ride.
You're crazy girl.
Mara's crazy.
All right, thanks, Myra.
We're going to Destiny in Azusa on 9-6.
Hi, good morning.
Good morning, Destiny.
We're trying to help Valerie over here.
Valerie's been dating this guy for six months, and she was telling the mom about him,
and the mom's like, you know what?
He's hiding a kid from you.
He disappears every Sunday.
That's what your dad used to do back in the day.
You know, the mom had this happen to her with the dad, and, you know, so now she's wondering,
is my mom protecting me from a liar, or is she projecting her past trauma onto me?
Can you take us off speaker?
Is it on speaker or Bluetooth?
It's really noisy.
It's on speaker.
Okay.
Can you put us by your ear, please?
I'm sorry?
Can you put us by your ear?
Take it off speaker.
Yeah, thank you.
Because I'm driving.
I thought you were...
I thought you were calling us from a seashell or something.
Okay.
It's because I'm literally heading to Burbanker now.
Oh, wow.
Just stop by it.
Just tell us in person.
Sorry.
So yeah, so I think follow him.
Follow him?
Follow him?
Yeah, follow him and see what's going on.
I like that.
I like that thing if you're questioning it, like I feel like I feel moms are sometimes always right.
Yeah.
And it's kind of messed up that she's like blaming her mom for her past.
Like you've seen it first hand like wouldn't you like and if it's so stuck in your head that you're questioning it.
Like okay, then follow your instinct.
Find, find out.
So follow him.
I like that.
Have you ever followed a guy before like that?
Like trying to find something out?
Oh, for sure.
No, but I pulled up on someone without them knowing I was to pull up and all the
face reaction.
That's following.
Yeah.
What did you do?
Yeah, what happened?
What made you want to pull up on them?
I mean, I knew.
I just wanted to see who they were hanging out because they couldn't watch.
Well, my baby guys at the time were married now, but he couldn't watch my son so I could go to
work.
And so I was like, all right.
Like he said he was going to go out, but I didn't know who he was thinking out with.
And then it was just like a bunch of these females.
And I was like, all right.
Like.
Yeah.
So you pulled up.
Yeah.
I would just like definitely, like, just go find out.
And are you ready to face the music of him actually having a kid or it being a girl?
Like, are you ready for that?
I don't know.
But, yeah, I just think it's kind of messed up too that she's over there blaming the mom.
Because it's like, sometimes moms.
always right. I don't know. Yeah.
Yeah, but okay, so did you stay with your guy after all that?
Yeah, she said. Oh, yeah, we got married.
Yeah, they're married, phone.
Yeah, we got married now. We're going to hit a year. I mean, it was, we've been together
for like eight, nine years, so it's been a lot of ups and downs, but he's definitely
changed. Yeah, four mistakes does not mean that he's not the one.
Not at all.
Yeah.
Not at all.
Not at all.
And how many, I mean, how many chances have you gave this guy?
Too many times.
God bless your soul.
They don't make them like you no more, you know?
Oh my God.
No, you know what?
One strike in you're out these days.
Yeah, what's wrong with that, dude?
The hell's wrong with that?
The background story, like, we were middle school feet hearts.
So it's kind of like we got together in middle school, going into high school,
and then we just separated.
We're really good friends throughout the years.
And then, you know, there was a time where we're both at her downfall.
And so we got together, I accidentally got pregnant.
And then, like, he was in his addiction.
So, like, that was a lot.
And so he went to jail for a long time, got out, is in recovery.
And I'm in harm reduction, and he works at a treatment center.
So we're doing good.
That's beautiful.
Thank you so much, Destiny.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Just email us.
I don't know if we should take advice from.
We are playing a game, you guys.
We're playing a game and it's to win a chance to win.
It's for a chance to win.
All that.
All that.
It's for a win to chance, win the chances.
It's four tickets to kick off the summer at Six Flags Magic Mountain.
All right.
We're going to.
It's for a win to chance, dog.
It's for a win to chance.
It's for a win to chance.
You shut up, Angie.
It's for a chance to win an opportunity to maybe participate.
Possibly.
Possibly participate.
We're playing a game.
We're playing a game.
We want you guys to do your best
Speedy Gonzalez impersonation.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Oh, Angie, you'll kill this.
Yes.
Wow.
No, not you guys.
Not you guys.
You leave Angie alone.
It's not you guys.
It's the callers, you guys.
The callers.
They're going to do their best
Speedy Gonzalez impersonation.
Oh, and then we're going to judge them.
And we're going to judge them.
Gotcha.
We're the Simon Cowell, the Paul Abdul, the Randy Jackson.
But do it, Angie.
Let's see.
No, I'm not going to do it.
That's very racist of you guys.
I know.
That's what we're here for.
Don't have Greg do it.
Okay.
Go, Greg.
Great.
Okay.
Go, Angie.
Can you play it again?
Great job, Angie.
That was a good one, Angie.
That was good.
Oh, wow.
Incredible.
Incredible.
Incredible.
I have on the line trying to play.
We have Robert in Pico.
Rivera on line eight
Robert
Hey what's up
What's up Robert?
Can you beat that
What Angie just did?
Can you beat that one?
That was really good
Yeah I think I beat it
You think you could
All right
All right, you ready
All right
Three two one
Go
Andra
That was okay
What do you think
What do you think
It was all right
That's it
Angie still
Can you're going
And you still the goat
Angie
That's perfect.
Yep.
All right.
Let's go the next caller.
Next caller.
All right.
We have Alexis in Fullerton on line nine.
Alexis.
Hi.
Alexis, can you beat, can you beat the Angie?
Arriva,riva?
Can you beat that?
Yeah, I'm going to have my daughter do it, though, okay?
What's your daughter's name?
Akiya.
Lanaya.
Okay, ready?
I'm gonna say, and ala.
All right.
Three, two, one.
Go.
Yeah, letty's not here.
It's not going to work.
Why would you diminish your opportunity to win these two tickets and putting your daughter around?
Why would you do that?
All right.
Next call.
Just say you don't want to go.
Oh, man.
I don't know if she's going to see Magic Mountain.
Okay.
Let these are going to call around.
Give it to her.
Give it to kids the tickets.
Give it the tickets.
All right.
Let's go to De Nicholish on 9-10.
What?
Wait, hold up.
What's your name?
What's your name?
This guy.
It's the nicholas.
It's actually on that.
birth certificate.
De Nicholas?
Okay.
Oh, man.
That is DeRichlis.
All right.
Is your brother named Snicklfritz by any chance?
Oh, my God.
Nah.
You got a crazy name.
The Nicholas.
Are you upset at your parents?
I'm upset for you right now.
Hey, I ain't a lie.
I was upset at my dad for a minute because I was like, man, you don't know.
I got everything in high school.
Lickish, Nickelodeon, all of it.
How the hell do you spell it?
The apostrophe Nicholas.
Yeah?
Duh.
It's like, like, if you break it up, if you look at it, you can break it up.
It's like D.E and the N-I-C, which is Nick C, or you can hit D-E.
And then like, if you look at it, you can see Nicole.
This is weird.
All right, let's go back to this game.
Okay.
Hey, man.
Nicole, too, which is crazy.
Damn.
All right.
The Nicolas.
Can you do.
That's my deal right there.
Okay, we're going to play the sound of Speedy Gonzalez one more time,
and we're going to see if you can beat that.
All right, the Nicolese.
Can you do a better speedy Gonzalez?
Let's try.
All right.
Three, two, one.
Go.
That's pretty good.
That was pretty good, DeNicolis.
I love that.
That was pretty good, man.
I like that one.
I like that.
Put on.
Put on for the city.
Robert and Pico Rivera,
Alexis and Fullerton or DeNicholas.
Okay.
I'm between Robert and DeNicholas right now.
So you hate the baby?
Is that what you're saying?
I didn't say that.
I'm telling you my top two.
All right.
Have them do it one more time.
Okay.
Robert first.
Robert.
Yes, sir.
Speedy Gonzalez one more time.
Are you ready?
Let's go.
That was better.
That was better.
That was better.
He's not even getting the right word.
Yeah, he didn't even, yeah, yeah, Speedy doesn't even say that.
All right, the Nicholas.
The Nicholas, come on, man.
All right.
It's pretty good.
I think both of them are not even saying the right things.
Play, play it.
The Nicholas has the high pitch, though.
I think he has a high pitch.
She sounds like him.
And he has the messed up name.
Yeah, you know why?
He was bullied his whole life.
Yeah.
Let's give him the ticket.
The next Magic Mountain.
He deserves them.
Oh, man.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
I listen to y'all like every.
morning when I get off work in the morning too.
So y'all be having me drag in the
We appreciate that, man. Thank you.
I appreciate it. I'll never forget your name ever in my life.
Oh, for real.
This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
If you guys ever seen the movie, Olympus has fallen with
Gerard Butler?
Yes.
I have not.
It's good.
Great movie.
Yes.
It would suck if that would really happen, right?
Because two men were arrested for Riverside County, who recently were going to take down
and attack the UFC Freedom 250 fights from the UFC.
The FBI says that they stop what could have been a devastating attack targeting the UFC freedom event at the White House.
1,600 Pennsylvania, guys.
Can you guys believe that?
Two Southern California men, including one from Kalimesa and another one from Pinon Hills, were arrested along with other
several others.
Investors alleged that the group planned to use explosive drones.
Daw, that's literally like a movie.
To create chaos and have the snipers target people fleeing the event.
The plot was uncovered after the suspect's mother alerted authorities about concerning behavior and weapons purchases.
Federal officials say the suspects held anti-government views and multiple people are now facing serious federal charges.
Can you guys believe that?
That's terrifying.
That's, dude, that's crazy.
Do you imagine you over here just enjoying the fighting, no, now you're fighting for your life.
You don't want to imagine that or anything.
No.
I rather imagine it than go through it.
Yeah, of course.
What trips me out, I guess, is that it's always like people from California.
The guy that was taken down.
Yeah, two of them.
The stories to develop, there's been five arrests now made, three other ones,
but these two were the brainiacs,
were the pinky in the brain of this situation.
But, no, but yeah, because last time there was, you know,
shots rang out where the president was for, like, the dinner that they were having.
Oh, a couple months ago?
Yeah.
He was from Cali too?
Yeah, the guy was from Torrance.
He was from California, you know?
So now it's just like it's weird.
Like it's just coincidences.
I'm just like, damn.
What's one of these Cali foods on?
Turning up on the press.
They're tripping.
Turning up on the White House.
I know.
And it's so far too.
You got to think like they're like that dedicated that they want to go cross country
to, you know, commit harm to people or whatever.
Yeah.
One thing is having like, you know, crazy political views or like, you know, opposite
political views.
Another thing is trying to take action and actually assassinate people.
That's, uh, that's, that's,
the whole other vibe. It's too far. Yeah, it's like, okay, yeah, like, I don't agree with, you know,
everything that Big T does or whatever, but like, I'm just like,
Oh my God. Are you serious for you? I appreciate you calling it Big Tee, Vic.
No, I just don't like to say this. I love you. You were the best. I'm Braddock.
They're the only person I know that calls a Big Tee. You know. Big Tizzle. You know, I don't like to say the
president. You can say the president. Really? The president. You can say the president. That's good. Yeah, like, I don't
commander-in-chief.
Sure.
I don't agree with what he says, but it's like...
With who says?
Big T.
The president.
What the president says, his views, his actions.
But then it's like...
Sure you don't.
That's like constructing a whole plot now to like not only harm him, but everybody that
was in attendance at the UFC thing is like, come on, bro.
Like, that's way too far.
And yeah, they're gonna, like, that's when like you get made an example out of.
You know, now they're going to give him like 2,000 years in prison and stuff like that.
And it's like, bro, it's crazy.
dude. The FBI also added
that they searched both of their homes. We covered
multiple firearms and large quantities of ammunition.
Oh my God. Court documents
allege that one suspect admitted to
helping plan the attack encouraging
others to participate. Let's go. Come on
guys. No. No, no, no, no. No. No.
Hey, what are you guys doing on Sunday? Hey, what are you guys
on Sunday, dog? Where did they meet up? Where did you
met up? All right, I called you all
here to... Okay, guys. I, I know
we're just going to eat some burgers. You have five guys.
What?
Because that's the Washington, D.C. Burger Joint.
I know we're here at five guys, guys.
But bigger plans around the way.
We're not just here to eat burgers.
We're not just here your burgers.
We don't even have burgers right now.
Did you bring your drone guys?
I'm ready to you guys out.
That's crazy.
Anyways, man, that's don't you know I'm local for the infreleti.
Let's get it.
Do it come here?
Now what's going on?
Damn!
Cheesemation with Angie.
Okay, you guys, there's this really crazy theory about Benny
Blanco, okay? Because he is being
accused that he used brouquetia
to get at Selena Gomez.
Oh, I believe it. Fool, like, I don't know why
fans really think, like, oh, there has to be
something behind this that he
ended up with Selena Gomez. Look at him.
Because he's fair. Yeah, look at him. But then
the way that he talks about her saying, like, oh,
I always try to understand her. I wake up
thinking, like, how am I going to make her day
better? Girls don't care about
that. Yes, did we do?
No, no. Yes, we do. Like, to be treated
nice? Not unless they're under a spell.
Not from a ugly fool like that.
Okay, but this is the crazy part.
I don't know if you guys have seen Obsession, right?
Great movie.
So in obsession, there's like this little thing called One Wish Willow.
Uh-huh.
Where pretty much is a stick and he breaks it and he makes a wish saying like,
I want this girl to be to like me back to be obsessed and that's where the movie comes from, right?
So they're accusing Beni Blanco of actually purchasing a One Wish Willow to get at Selena Gomez.
I don't think it was a One Wish Willow, but it was definitely some Brueheria.
Like, he did something with her pictures or something like that for her.
God.
Like Selena Gomez, Beni Blanco, come on now.
Well, actually, well, well, well, hang tight, hang tight.
He is a pretty mega producer.
He is, yeah.
But she has more money than him, respectfully.
She's a billionaire.
Yeah, she's a billionaire.
He has plenty of money as well.
But, you know, that's what I'm saying.
Great producer.
But he's probably, but this is a thing, dude, he's probably a good guy.
He makes your laugh.
Exactly.
You know, my wife is.
Yeah.
The bat's of the cheese.
See, okay, the nacho cheese thing, she must have been under a spell.
Yeah, that's weird.
I think he went and bought the pussy willow or whatever it's called.
The what?
What did you say?
The one wish willow?
What did you say?
Don't say it again.
Don't.
Okay, my bad.
It's a plant.
It's a plant.
Weeping willow.
There it goes.
I've never heard of that one.
Weeping willows a tree.
Well, it's like me, like my girl, like, my girl, I think my girl's beautiful.
And other people think my girl's beautiful.
And they're like, how did you land her?
You're a good-looking guy, God.
But do that.
You're a good-looking guy.
No.
Don't do that to your same.
Chloriform.
Chloriform.
Come here.
Hey, smell my shirt.
We're out of here.
Hey, do you like this cologne?
Christian de chloroform.
Christian de chloroform is crazy.
Cool chloroform.
Not cool water.
Yeah, no, I don't know.
I don't know.
I feel like it has to be some sort of that.
Something like that.
You know what?
I actually thought I looked up the one which willow.
And apparently you can actually go online,
one wishwillow.com, and purchase one.
Oh, yeah, you can buy it at the store.
I didn't know that.
I thought it was something like made up for the movie.
It is for the movie, but it's mostly like you can buy it at the store,
like because of the movie.
Would you buy one?
Would you buy one?
Yeah, would you?
No, I don't like that type of stuff.
But if I would, I would do Becky G.
Becky G.
Can you buy chloro form at the store?
I don't know.
We shouldn't know that.
I'm curious.
Don't be.
For what?
I could go and bite it and throw it away, guys.
Nobody needs to be using that stuff.
No, I get it.
I get it.
His anniversary is coming up.
For all times' sake.
Remember this?
Remember this?
No, no, I don't.
If it's hip pop, you know Letty's on.
Yeah, I go.
Rep sheet.
Letty set go.
What up, y'all?
It's Rose Cranzwick.
filling in for Lettie.
And I got to tell you guys about Bobby Altof and how she's making her rap debut.
All right?
If you guys don't know who she's.
is she's that white girl podcaster that does those awkward interviews oh yeah yeah she was in bed
with drake she was in bed with Drake yeah she did interviews with a bunch of celebs and then like
she mysteriously broke up with her husband after that after she was hanging out with Drake all night
whatever okay okay anyway she is rapping now and I need you guys to hear her bars I can't wait
listen to this Bobby A if you want a date he got a pay what do you think fire you rock with it
I rock with it yeah I don't see anything wrong like
If I didn't know it was her, I'd be like, okay, that sounds pretty cool.
Yeah.
Okay.
But the fact that I know it's her, it's whack.
Oh, my little hater.
I am.
I'm a big hater.
Okay, well, you guys like it?
I like it.
Khan doesn't so much, but there's more.
All right, all right.
Listen to us.
No, that ain't.
Oh, yeah.
That's a fault.
What?
That's a far.
It got worse.
I'm going to channel my Charlemagne the God.
That ain't it, dog.
That is a bar.
It got, I hate, I hate this.
Make her favorite rapes.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
Or am I?
That sucks.
That's that white girl rap right there, bro.
That's fire.
I mean, besides that, I don't mind it.
It kind of reminds me of Gucci, Gucci, Gucci, Gucci, Fendi, Fendi, Prada.
Prachian?
Yeah, kind of.
Wow.
Let's throwback right there.
It's a little of those vibes.
That ain't.
You're not rocking with it?
Daddy.
So is she not doing podcasting anymore?
She's doing rap songs with this girl Sukihana.
Rapcasting now.
Yeah, rap cast.
Oh, Sukiana, the girl that she clowned her about like...
You're an artist.
Are you an artist?
Yeah, and she's in the video with her rapping and she's fully pregnant.
Oh, I don't know she was pregnant.
Tum me out.
Who?
It's pretty sick.
Sukihana.
Oh, nice.
Fully pregnant.
Yeah.
All right.
That make money move.
That make money move.
This is great covering for Leti.
Right here on Money Moves.
Cover.
Yes.
And all of us are here are big Star Wars fans, right?
Huge Star Wars fans.
Episode one, two, and three.
Episode one, two, and three is your favorite?
What do you love about?
Anakin.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
Have you ever thought of it's Skywalker?
And they go to Tatooine.
Oh, wow.
He knows ball.
Would any of you want to be a Jedi, though?
Oh, absolutely.
Heck, yeah.
You'd want to be a Jedi?
Yeah.
And have your own lightsaber, right?
Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Yes.
Right?
What price would you pay to be, like, do you know what?
I could just, I want to be a lightsaber.
I'll throw anything down right now.
Well, the last.
That's what I bought at Disney.
Oh, you have one.
Yes.
I think it ran about a hundred bucks or something like that.
Okay.
And then I was going to, I bought the helmet.
The helmet?
Ooh.
So you went full all in then.
I went full on in.
What you're missing now is this lightaber that's going up for auction.
It's from the actual Star Wars movie.
The Empire Strikes Back.
So it could zoom.
And actually it's not going to know.
It's not going to cut anybody.
It's not going to do any of that type of stuff.
But it actually is a lightaber that lights up and it has the whole shebang and everything for one million dollars.
For a million dollars, they better cut Vic and half.
Lutz.
No.
For a million dollars, we better ampute that boy's arm.
I'm sorry.
Sorry about that, dude.
It's okay.
It didn't hurt.
It's like this.
It works.
Didn't even hurt.
It's so, uh...
A million dollars, dude?
For one million dollars, you can buy Luke Skywalker's Lightaber that was used in the Star Wars film.
That makes sense now.
Yes.
I was going to ask, was it in the movie?
It was in the movie.
The Empire Strikes Back and Bells Light.
Luke Skyworth?
The green one.
Yes.
So you think a million dollars is worth it for this lightsaber?
Yeah.
It is.
You think so?
Yeah, because honestly, dude, if it was up to me, I would probably, I mean, if I had the money to buy it, I would buy anything from the Ninja Turtle's movies.
Oh, you would.
I mean, I have spent, I've spent a lot of money on all my memorabilia.
I have a ton of stuff.
Yeah.
I have original cassette tapes.
I have drawings.
I have the actual heads
I've spent some money on replica stuff
You know what I'm saying
You can have the actual like heads
From the Ninja Turtles movie
Like the ones that they're using the costumes
And stuff like that?
Yes
Okay
I do have some of those
But the replicas
Yeah but like from the actual film
If I could get some from the actual movie
I would
Oh yeah
Like if I could get like the Casey Joan mask
Or if I could get the hockey puck
From Casey Jones
Or if I could buy the original truck
Yeah
Oh
That's how I feel about Transformers
If I could buy the original
Comerral that Bumblebee was
I would love that
so much. Oh, dude, I would definitely,
if I can have
Megan Fox? Yes.
From the original? You can't
buy her. A replica's fine?
I'll take a replica too.
You can't buy
a person.
I don't know, no, no. I wouldn't buy her.
I'm just saying if I can have her.
What would you buy from your favorite movie, Vic?
$1 million. Well, I mean, you made me think about
Star Wars and I'm just like, okay, Luke would
be cool, but I wasn't the biggest Luke fan because
I'm more so. Stop calling me
nerd, Angie.
Because I'm more so a fan of one, two, and three.
So I think the Samuel Jackson purple
lightsaber.
That would be hard.
Angie would get the Indian Maria costume.
Yeah.
From the original movie.
From the set.
From the set.
She has a movie, actually.
Oh.
And actually, my grandma really liked her.
What's your fair movie?
What's your very movie?
Mean girls.
What would you buy from Mean Girls?
Oh, the pink shirt?
I don't know.
The cat ears?
The Halloween Conveller.
costume?
The hoodie.
She don't even go here.
I don't know.
I can't think right now.
I think the Indian-Mirio would be the best one.
Yeah, because you're being racist again.
Wow.
You're racist, Greg.
You are.
You are.
It's okay when Khan does it, you know, because he's a comedian, but you?
Do the voice.
You're a racist, Greg.
Well, that was funny moves brought to you by Tona dealers.
I'm very covering for Letty.
All right.
Let's get into studio's food.
Great stock
Hell of studios
What's 9 plus 10
Turn your line
Look at this studio
Food
And it's sad that men sleep better
Next to women
Yes 100%
Yeah
And that's a thousand percent
I've never slept next to a man
Have you said it?
Have you tried it?
Have I tried it?
Yeah
I made one time
Me and Jerry Garcia on tour
Like we only had one
One bed
You know what I'm saying?
We just did it on the road
Yeah
We have something
We never slept to think bad though
We lay down together though
Whoa
That's right
He keeps my feet warm.
A study in anthro zoos found that many women said they slept better next to dogs than next to human partners or cats.
Dogs?
Yeah, dogs.
Wow, wow.
Like real dogs?
As in guas.
Not like a dog like you.
No, as in perritos, as in real dogs.
Dogs were often seen as less disruptive, more predictable, and more comforting during sleep, offering routine and emotional security.
without the same stress that comes from sharing to bed with another person.
You know what's funny?
What?
What?
My girl, she gets hot.
Okay.
She gets hot.
And then so I tend to run hot.
Like, I'm really warm-blooded.
And so she kind of like, she doesn't shrug me off, but it's more like, I stay by yeah a little bit, right?
She kicks you off.
But if our dog candy.
Oh, dude, she sleeps on her legs, in between her legs.
Oh, really?
Like next to her neck.
Like, it's, and she doesn't move.
My girl doesn't move.
The dog doesn't move.
So I can see where this is going.
Yeah, dogs don't give up that much heat, that's why.
They don't?
Yeah, they don't really give up that much heat.
My mom, like, sleeping with my dog.
Really?
She literally can't sleep without her.
So it's like, I believe it.
It even says sleep is deeply tied to the nervous system.
Even small disturbances like snoring, tossing different schedules,
or emotional attention can affect rest.
That's why they say,
Never go to sleep mad with your spouse.
Yeah.
Because it's disruptive, dog.
Deep sleep is not just physical.
It is the nervous systems finally feeling safe.
So get you a perro, ladies.
And the dog makes the women feel the most safe.
Safe.
According to this study.
Not me.
This guy.
Because you are the dog.
See all these muscles?
So hopefully that little dog saves you when somebody breaks into the house, my love.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm like, the dog can't get the Glock.
You know what I'm saying?
He can get the Glock.
Too soon?
Too soon, I'm sorry.
Poor little doggy.
Did you guys see that story?
Pobreciito, lo matano.
Yeah.
Yeah, we did.
I didn't bring it up.
It was just, it was a mistake that sucks.
I don't condone the shooting of pets.
It was an accident?
It was an accident.
I don't know if it was an accident.
No?
I haven't seen the viral stuff.
Pobresito, our condolences.
They raised a million dollars for him.
Oh, that's good.
Have they for real?
I heard.
You're just making this up.
You're so dumb.
All right.
Thanks, Con.
Shoot the J.
Shoot it.
Playball.
All right, you guys.
LeBron is done flirting.
He's coming home finally.
All right, you guys?
Because it's been reported that LeBron might be going to the Warriors the past couple months.
They're like, oh, he's going to the Warriors.
Then they said maybe he'll go to Cleveland.
But, you know, he was flirting with even.
retiring talking about like
maybe I'll just call it quits. Oh he did
tease us huh? Yeah but it seems like
that is all over now because the 41 year old
is now in active negotiations with the
LA Lakers. He's coming back home
for his 24th NBA season
y'all, let's clap it up for that.
Why did you call him out like that 41 year old?
What do you mean he's 41? I know. How many more years
do you think he has in him? I don't know. Hopefully like five or six.
Five so he'll be 46 in the league?
Oh, damn.
Maybe he could keep playing.
What do you think, Khan?
You're happy that he's going to remain with the Lakers?
I'm so over it, dude.
Why?
I want Kobe back.
Oh, my God.
RIP, Kobe.
If there's any way, dog, if I had one wish, Ray J.
If I had one, if I had one basketball wish, it'd be to bring back Kobe, like in his prime, like 27-year-old.
27-year-old Kobe?
How old are you at that time?
Well...
29.
He was born in 70.
Seven years old.
He's mathing right now.
When he was 18, I was 11.
So seven years different?
So you're 20?
You were 20.
I was 20.
In his prime?
In his prime, I was 20.
I was in my prime, I was in my prime.
I'm definitely on the downslope by now, guys.
You know what's funny?
I've been sitting down this whole time, right?
We sit down for, what, four or five hours?
Yeah.
My knees hurt.
That's how bad it is, though.
My knees hurt, and I've been sitting down for four hours, dogs.
That's so sad.
Is that why you want LeBron off the team?
Because you guys are, like, the same age.
You're like, if I can't do it, he can't do it, right?
No, you know what it is, bro?
Is that I'm just, I'm from the, I'm a Kobe era guy.
And I'm just, you know, I, you know, I, you know, I, you know, I, I can't get over
Kobe.
Nobody can't.
I can't get over it.
I just can't get over it.
Okay, but Luca's on the team.
I feel like Kobe's like my ex
so that I just can't get over.
And I want him back.
I'm dead serious.
Okay.
Get your lot.
Abusually.
So you're not happy about this.
No.
I want KB back.
Number 8, 24, I don't care.
Bring him back.
All right.
Well, you're getting a lot.
This is a nightmare, Vic.
I'm living a nightmare without him.
We all are. We all are. But LeBron's on the team. He's like the stepdad.
Are you happy?
Yuck. He's coming back? Yeah. I mean, we don't have a better option than him coming back.
Brony?
Yeah. And you just said Luca.
Luca's already on the team, but he needs a running mate. You know what I'm saying?
So I think we got a running back. That's our best shot at going to the championship potentially next season.
So I'm happy. And it would be so weird to seem with the Warriors and Steph Curry.
And I just want to tell LeBron, it's not you, dog. It's me. It's me. It's not you. It's not you, bro. It's me.
It's a concrete thing.
We need to just part ways.
Okay.
