Brown Bag Mornings - 6/18/26 Making Tortillas with the Tia.. 🌯💦 | Brown Bag Mornings

Episode Date: June 18, 2026

The squad tackles a chaotic Homie Helpline featuring secret pregnancies with in-laws and a legendary pool party encounter involving a very heavy pot of Mexican rice. Between the family drama, the crew investigates why Becky G is being accused of "treason" for her jersey choices and warns the world about a Brazilian psychic predicting "Asian" aliens in Hyundai's will abduct Neymar. [Edited by @iamdyre 🌏] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (3:21) Chisme (7:23) Rap Sheet (9:08) Petty Police (14:25) Scrolling (18:29) The Weather W/ Concrete! (20:05) Homie Helpline (54:13) Six Flags Tix! (1:02:06) Don't You Know I'm Local (1:06:59) Chisme (1:10:47) Money Moves (1:15:08) Studious Foo (1:19:08) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey, don't make your life harder than it needs to be. You really want to type rap back mornings every single time? Nah, just hit the subscribe button, Perrito. Do it. Go! What's up? This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Buenos Diaz, Buenos Aires. Good morning. Good morning. Victor!

Hello. Welcome back. Enferio. What keeps falling over there? It was the phone. Nothing. Why are you on your phone? No, it was the work phone. Welcome back!

Welcome back! I didn't hear you guys were Wiling. Welcome back. Why did I hear you guys were like, isn't this madraca? Really? Yeah. Look at his face.

What are you mean? What did you do in this house? What? I don't even have a green shirt. What? They see you on camera. I don't even have a green shirt. We saw the footage.

We saw the footage. Oh, it was me. It was good to be back. I missed you guys. I missed your little faces. How was it? It was amazing. But that's not what we're here to talk about.

about. Oh, later. I was talking to about my church tour. Mexico has hell of tour, churches. But let's go to LA Zoo. Because in LA Zoo News, dude, they need our help. Like the homie help line. We need your help.

Civil Grand Jury finds that the Los Angeles Zoo is in crisis, you guys. What? Has anyone been to the zoo recently? Oh, not recent. I have a whole bit about this. I pass by all the time. They do need help. Yeah.

I go during Christmas. There sucks. There was a lot of talking right now. You have, you've been once in your life or a couple times in your life. Well, no, I go every Christmas. Victor, you pass by every time because we work by there. Yes. And then concrete, what, you made a whole skit?

It sucks at times. Oh, do it. You know, the animals need to come out. Are they on strike every day? Is that what it is? All right, well, check this out. The L.A.S. The last major American zoo still run by city government.

Oh. And the grand jury says that's part of the issue. Like, we left it in your hands. We left them in the government's end And no one's trying to go anymore Yes, a lot of the zoo animals If you were to go, they stay in their enclosures A lot of it is birds

You know, my sons recently went for like There's a school trip And it's like, what did you see? All birds? Really? Yeah, yeah. Squirrels. Okay, so basically like if local city government

is in charge of it, then nobody has a fear of like, oh my God, if this doesn't work out, it's going to close because it's just going to get like subsidized or whatever. Like the DMV can never go out of business, you know? Or just like, Like even like priority of like, hey, this thing is fixing or modernization or anything.

It's like it's so low because the city has other things that it has to really make sure it's taken care of. And truthfully, they've been trying to, let me. They've really been trying to make it happen. I think the last cool thing that they've been doing is those lights during Christmas. That's really dope. Oh, yeah. Incredible. They need to let the animals out.

Or they need to let people in the culture. They need to do like a Halloween thing where the animals just come out, and they grab you, you know? No, then you don't want to go back. You guys let him talk a lot when I was in Europe. He's like, he's a straight and Joe. Calli, Victor. Oh, God. The fire ants.

Oh, I see it all. All right. Go to the laser man. Visit it this summer. Help it out. Help it out. Zoom. Come here.

Now what's going on? She's Mation with Angie. Okay, you guys. La Becky G. She's getting called out for switching sites, okay? Oh, my gosh. She's being called a fraud, a poser, and a fake Mexican. My fans.

What? Yes. So recently she was saying, you know what? Like right now the World Cups are going on, right? Yeah. And so she's like, right now, if someone were to ask me to choose between Mexico and USA, I'm going to pick Mexico. And then that's when she goes on and she starts ranting, listen.

Never me have seen in a USA I'm going to to play a United also I'm

in the States but my my Mexican is so my body so she's pretty much saying you're never

going to see me in a USA jersey because Mexico comes first okay yeah she's like she knows she's from

the U.S. she loves being from here but her her blood is Mexican that's freaking that's freaking

trees are Mexican but never say that you've never done something. Yeah. Yeah. Because the internet will find out.

Dude, yes. Okay. So people started digging up. And Homegirl doesn't delete any of her tweets, okay? Because back in 2016, she actually posted a picture of herself wearing the USA jersey saying, oh, my goodness. Saying good luck to the team we can all get behind. U.S.

Soccer. Wow. One nation, one team. Oh, wow. One nation. Shout out to the Jersey. No, no. It gets worse because.

Obviously, her man, Sebastian, right? Yes. There was a time where he was playing for the U.S. men's national team. She posted a picture with him celebrating in bed with a trophy. Yeah. This is when U.S. beat Mexico. Oh, God. Yeah.

It was the gold cup trophy that the U.S.A. men's team. She should be locked up for treason. One against Mexico. So that means that she was rooting against Mexico. All of it means all of that. All of it means anti-which-she-just-to-reported. Yeah, I was reading those comments because, again, Homeblood does not delete anything.

And people were trashing her in the comments since back then calling her, like, you're Mexican or American choose the side. You dumb, beep. Okay, see, that's the thing. You can never win. Like, you can never win, especially, like, if you, like, are of double citizenship or you have two ethnicities. God forbid your parents don't come in the same place.

God forbid your parents aren't related. No, no. But, like, you have two different parents from two different places, and people just, I'm kind of venting right now. Because I was in Mexico and they're like, aren't you Salvi? My dad's from Mexico, but Los Angeles in Salvador. Anyway, go back to Becky G. Back to Becky G.

Yeah, you can never win in that sense. You can't. But that's a whole different thing than you saying, I've never rooted for USA and you'll never see me in a USA jersey or have ever seen me in a USA jersey. And then there's photos. Yeah. Yeah, the light detector determined that was a lot.

She needs to be like Vic. How? I'd never seen Vic with a Spain jersey. Thank you. He's actually wearing. He actually wore it. He did. You did?

For the Olympics. Yeah. I'll take that back. I'm resting for treason right now. Yeah. But I... That's like when Vic says, I've never wore an Astro's hat. I've never...

And then we see a photo of him in a HAC Club photo shoot with an Astros hat. That's that. AI. That was AI. No, but yeah, I mean, it's hard. Like, yeah, we go for USA, Mexico. Like, I don't know. We're both, right?

Like, I have a Mexico jersey on. My shoes, USA. You know what I'm saying? Made in China. I'll never say... But I'll never say you'll never see me in anything USA. Like the jerseys are hard too. Like I haven't bought one.

But you know what I'm saying? I probably would. But who are you choosing? I wanted to buy one yesterday. I did. I was like, oh man. The US one? They look like candy canes.

Like fine. Where's Waldo? The dark blue is nice. Yeah. I like the stars. I like the stars. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't like that. America, baby. Yeah. USA. They won 4-1. It's America. Oh, poor Becky, though. If it's hip hop, you know letty's on.

There I go. Rep sheet. Let these set go. I have to bring this up because freaking Dame Dash, man. Dame Dash is one of the founding members of Rockefeller Records, iconic hip-hop record label him, Jay-Z, and their homie Biggs. They created it. Clearly there was a falling out.

There's been some back and forth ever since he's been trying to, like, I guess, get back and talk to a whole, but apparently there was no more talks after this Roots picnic that just happened a couple weeks ago where Jay-Z, kind of was like, oh, the chatty patty is going like weird again, right? It's down on his luck again. So Dame Dash has enlisted the help of his new artist that he calls the next Aaliyah.

He says she reminds him of Aaliyah to do a diss song towards Jay-Z. You guys need to listen to a little bit of the preview. Here we go. Chee-C-Chi. I all you, maybe this is like, T-V-D-M-T. We were looking for our whole so happy he'd still. Point a mile couldn't miss the minute.

Okay, I'm gonna stop it. Dude, her name is Nicolette and Dame Dash says she's like Alia. She's not even close. Yeah, she reminds him of Alia. Oh yeah, yeah. It's a lot going wrong. It's a lot going wrong. A, B, C, D, F, G, cheap teeth.

Oh my goodness. And she said, this is, oh, I'm gonna stop elder abuse. That's so terrible. That's the worst rapping I've heard in. Yeah. Yeah. But she's the next to Leah. That's the worst rapping I've heard since Vicks verse in the World Cup.

Exactly. But I didn't say I'm the next. You said Los Angeles, skin, evangelist. Los Angeles, man, list. Shalbac Khan. Shaltz Khan, I stole that from him. I know you did. That's the sound of the police.

The petty police. You're petty. You're just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest. Pretty. Petitus.

And today we take it to the soccer field. That's right. World Cup is going down. Today, Mexico versus South Korea. It's going to be a crazy one. Because Loki Koreans are the homies. They are. I'm over in Mexico City turning up.

I'm a great time. And they have their team captain's son who is L.A.F. And we see L.A.F. all day. How much the Asian fan base has gone out and supported L.A.F. It's a mix. It's an intermix over here in Los Angeles. It's a tough time to be like, well,

Who are you going? Like, sad. We're going to get a homie. I know. It is. Good much so. Yeah. Shout to all the Korean homies, man.

Yeah. But there seems to be some drama in play. And us Mexicans, we can just sit back and watch it unfold because it has nothing to do with us. It's a K-drama, a Korean drama. What? The Korean national team versus the Korean media. All right. So they had like open workouts over in Mexico where they were working out getting ready for their game against Mexico, the Korean national team.

But the thing is, Korean journalists that were let in started making fun of son and started making fun of how he ran, started mocking him for his military service in Korea. Now, in Korea, military service is a very, very huge thing. The only way Loki you can get out of military service is to prove yourself, beyond a reasonable doubt, that you're an incredible athlete and Loki win championships for the country. He did that. He helped win championship games for the country. And so, like, he kind of did his service and did and got excluded. But they kind of made mention of that or kind of mocked him. And because of that, the Korean national team has been like, look, we ain't talking to all anymore.

We know speaking Korean. They're not messing with the Korean media. And it's crazy because not even one of the greatest pop groups in Korea, BTS got out of military service. Yes. Yes. And you have to. You have to. It's mandatory.

And, you know, I guess they were just kind of going like, bro, we brought you here. They talk about the team. You're over here clowning the team, clowning the way that son runs, cloning the way or like his past or whatever happened with the military stuff. Yes. And now the whole team was like, all right, we're going to boycott the Korean media. Good. Which is like days away from them playing Mexico.

We're just like, what? What? What? Yeah. And they're supposed to have like the exclusive like scoop on there. Yeah. Report back to their country to be like, hey, like this happened. Oh, there's a complete blackout then.

Yeah. So now it's just like, the latest. news, they still won't talk to us. Yeah. And it's your bad. It's your bad. It's like when we talk smack about, Selina Gomez, or she never wants to come in anymore.

That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. We bully each other like normally, so it's like kind of how we grew up. Yeah, but other people might not know that. Becky G., please, we're just kidding. Yeah, they are. And I get at them every time Becky G. We're kidding.

About what, though? What's the joke? What? You're kidding about what? She should be arrested for treason, like I said. Against which country? Both. Pick aside. You're bad.

All right, but yes, being media, how do we put it? Like, how do we see it? The Korean national team, we like, nah, you made fun of us. We're not going to talk to you. I mean, they shouldn't be so sensitive. It's like, they're going to talk, whatever. They're going to do stuff.

They're going to, like, they have license to do it. You know what I'm saying? I mean, no, you should support your team. You should. You should. No matter what. It's the World Cup is just different. Like, the vibe is different. I know what happened.

They were hanging out with the Mexican journalists and they just started like, you know. Oh, don't play the Mexican debate. You're out of this. No, because we give each other Caria. We clown and stuff. So now they're like, we are. We are. Can we clown our own players?

And then they're like, yeah, go do it. I doubt it. I'm not going to put that on the Mexican media that influence them. I think they're already like that. It might be very tabloid-esque. Okay. But it's like, don't feel. be here and be tabloidese. Like have someone outside be that or someone back home, but not why you're

here watching the players and we're giving you access. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So yeah, shout out to Son and shout out to the Korean national team. Y'all won't lose today, but we support you, my friend. What if they win? What if they win? Because they're so mad at the Korean National, at the media. Don't put that out there. A, another one of them had just had a baby, like had to leave three days before he had a baby back home in Korea. And, and, and, and, and, And he's been telling media, like, I feel so guilty that I'm not with my wife and my child because my child was born while I'm here. But that's going to give him fire in the game.

I better win. That's Luca, Loki Lucas motivation out here at the Lakers. His family was all behind there. Yeah. All right. Buddy to Korean barbecue. Do it come here? It's not for you.

It's true. It's scrolling with zombies. This dad is making the internet go crazy. right now and everyone is fighting because of what he decided to do. This dad goes by the name of Tyler Brodsky. He's going viral right now because he's traveling from Florida going back home to Oklahoma. Oh, okay. And he has two little daughters and he decided to stop by a gas station.

And his daughters needed to go to the restroom. Okay. He has two daughters, like I said, and he's a man. He, he, no. Get with a story already. He decided he's going to take his daughters into the women's restroom, but somebody had a with it and they stopped him while he was washing his hands with his little girl. And this video, he decided to take a video and it's going viral. Listen to it.

I'm standing in the doorway of the ladies bathroom. There is a man with this two little girls using the women's bathroom. I have two girls washing their hands. You, you, let this lady, this woman is a love, and she's a woman. She can bring your daughters in here. She's a manager with the QT. I'm their dad. You can ask her, I understand. And you don't have any business, we got her in the women's bathroom.

They're girls. They go to the women's bathroom. Now, the internet is saying, is he wrong for taking his two little girls into the women's bathroom while he is a man? Yeah, that's a tough one. That's a tough one because when we're out, Nikki takes, my wife takes the boys into the girls' bathroom just because she's able to watch them. And there's been times where I go change my daughter's diaper in the men's bathroom because that's where I'm at.

You know, I don't know, just. It's a tough call to make it one and never thought. Like, you kind of go by, I guess, situation because that's, I guess, they're on a road trip. It's a gas station. And honestly, you, scary things happen. Like, scary things happen anywhere. What if you let your little daughters go? You don't know who or what is in there, you feel me?

And it's two little girls that maybe might need to handle themselves or, like, figure stuff out. And he also did say that the restroom was empty when he first went in there. Oh, yeah. And, like, another woman came in and it was kind of weird. And then the guy ended up calling the cops. It's a very tough decision to me. Yeah, I don't think, you know, he was like had any bad intentions, you know. But sometimes like, so like when we were at like an amusement park recently, Jordan went in the girls bathroom.

And then there was a guy like a dad, he was like, hey, can you watch. Jordan, you're just randomly say Jordan. Sorry. Sorry, sorry. Michael Jordan. She ended up, there was a dad there and he was like, hey, can you keep an eye on my daughter? Mind you, she doesn't know this person at all. They don't know each other.

It's just like, can you just keep an eye on my daughter? Because he doesn't want to go in there. So it's like, I mean, he could have taken her into the boys' restroom, but he was like he opted to maybe try to have a stranger just keep an eye on his kid. I don't know. People don't have trust for other people like that. Of course. And then honestly, like the boys' restroom, even for boys, I feel like the way y'all talk about the guy's restroom is like, yeah, like, it's so crazy.

It's so taking little girls in there, like, it's like, okay, would you rather, if you have options, right, that you can go watch. their hands in the girls restroom or take them to the boys restroom where you don't know and again a guy's gas station restroom yeah disgusting especially a trucker one oh yeah like on a road trip a lot lizards walking around aren't like the the where you guys go tinkle isn't it just out and open yeah it is yeah yeah well kind there's usually barriers sometimes sometimes if we're lucky yeah I don't know I don't I don't I do not want to part taking me there. They did call the police and the manager got involved as well.

And the police and the manager had no problem with it. Like they were perfectly fine with it because he didn't. He has two little girls. And it's a gas station. He walked in when nobody was there. So they were like, hey, look, we have no problem. It was just a guy that was confronting them that had the issue. That's why I like it when usually the establishment has like the family bathrooms.

Yes. Because that's kind of like, you know. avoids all this. It avoids an issue. It avoids a problem. Yeah. It's a long line because if there's only one. But yes.

I love that. All right, thank you so much, Greg. Yes. Let's get into some weather. And now, the weather. Oh, hell, my dogs. With concrete storm. Ferritos, it is going down for the weather Thursday, June 18th.

First off, we hit the city of Anaheim. I'll call it right now. Mexico will be up at halftime. 74 degrees and 63 degrees at night. Now we cracked the cold ones in East Lowe's. Winterloos, we're drinking pistos. 730 and 62 degrees at night. Next, we burn rubber all the way.

to the city of Baker. Mexico win or lose, I'm throwing haymakers. 104 and 76 degrees at night. Lastly, we splish-splash to the city of Lake Hughes. If you hear me crash out, that's fake news. 75 degrees and 55 degrees at night. It's going to be super cool in L.A. area, but in the deserts and all that stuff, it's going to be super hot.

No way. Believe it or not, guys. Shocker. No way. If you never would have done the weather, I would. would have never known that in the desert is hot. Wow. What?

And cold. Is it dry? And cities near the beach are super cool. Wow. Entire east. Ancestry says. Yeah. Anahe, you'll be 74 and 63 degrees.

East Lowe's, you'll be 73 and 62. Baker 104 and 76. Lake Hughes, 75 and 55 degrees at night. And usually when it gets dark, it's nighttime, guys. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Breaking news. It's your boy, Cochree.

We're Brian back morning's a proud of those six. Bavono! Sure boy. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line.

We've got you for the homie help line. Henry needs our help. Henry. Henry hit us up and said, what's up, Brownback? My name is Henry. I'm 24 and I'm stuck in a situation I'm freaked out about. I really messed up big time, you guys. All right, he said about six months ago, I was staying with my uncle, my mom's brother, and his wife.

She's 42. Temporarily, while I was trying to get myself together, get back on my feet and find my own place, I had just lost my job because my girl broke up with me and kicked me out of her place. And I couldn't go back to my mom's because we left off on bad terms when I left her house. So my Thio offered to let me stay there because he had. an extra room. Oh, that's nice. One day, my Tio went to work and his wife stayed home. I was still applying for jobs, so I was home. I was in the living room watching some Netflix, and she came out of her room, still wearing her pajamas, looking so damn fine. She came over and sat next to me to watch

the movie. After a sex scene in the movie, she looked at me with a cara de Caliente. Oh my gosh. I looked back at her. We kissed. I took her. I took her. off her pajama top and we started going at it like wild animals. You guys were making it so gross. Concrete it. With that Vic's reading. I don't want to hear it anymore.

Lettie shut up. This is so nasty. It felt so wrong. Oh my God. But so good at the same time. The fact we shouldn't be doing it made it a thousand times more intense. Once it started, it just kept going.

I thought I had it under control, but all I could think about was the next time my Tio would go to work and she stayed home so we could go back to that couch and do our things. Does she not work or what? What does it matter? What does it matter? Who cares? Well, she works. But over time, it turned into something deeper. I developed real feelings for her. I ended up falling in love with my uncle's wife. Deeper. With his Tia. Not his Tia. Not his Tia. That's not his Tia. If it's his uncle's wife, it's his Tia. Even after I got a job and moved out, we can kept seeing each other whenever we found time.

Oh my God. Are you okay? I don't feel so uncomfortable. I'm sitting next to him. Last week. To you. What am I doing? That's not even me.

Stop doing all those sound effects. Last week, she dropped a bomb on me. She said we have to end everything because she's pregnant. But the problem is she does. doesn't know if the baby is mine or my uncles. It's going to be their first kid or mine. Oh, wow. And ever since she told me that I've been spiraling, the guilt is eating me up, I can't sleep,

I can't think straight, and I can't focus at work. I can't help but think the baby is mine and my Thio is about to raise it like his own. Plus, I'm going to miss her. She told me to stay quiet. She'll never say a word. She's saying if this comes out, it's going to destroy her marriage, blow up my family, and burn everything to the ground. Brownback, do I stay quiet,

or should I come clean to my uncle about me sleeping with his wife? Okay. I get why he keeps saying, like, my Tio's wife, so he doesn't feel, he can feel less-connecting her. For sure, out of control. So that it makes him feel better about him.

Sussio Enri. For sure. All right, what advice do you folks have for him? Conry, okay? God is making all these world faces Yeah Khan has the The Car de Caliente right now

Get it too big What is wrong with you I want to know what movie they were watching That's started all this Like the movie? Interstellar, I don't know Interstellar, I don't know Is there a scene in the interstellar?

No 50 shades of gray 50 shades of In Spanish Okay, help it fools I'm serious All these fools are making weird faces They are extra warm and it's weird

It is getting hot in here, isn't it? Yeah, it is actually It is like Vick is sweating Go, what would you guys tell him? He's your homemy, he came up to you Inside it Tio Kebres his piñata

And me Sallio Premium You know What is he asking? He did a palazzo A piñata He's asking if he should

come clean or just stay quiet, basically. We should tell his uncle or just stay quiet. That might be his kid. You're not going to tell your uncle. You're not going to do it. But that might be his kid, though. Yeah, I know. He has to save her from that woman.

He? Victor. I was playing. I'm telling my uncle. Would you do it before or after the kid's born? Like get a test first. You get me? Oh, you're right. Because what if that baby's not even yours?

I'll tell him today during the Mexico game. During the Mexico game? I'll tell him today, do, guess what? Go! No. Tegu dioku's espada. Sneaking him like that?

No, me he's to see anything, you didn't hear me? From our past experience on the home, he helped like, no one says anything and they let that kid grow up and be like, yeah, I just found out my freaking cousin, second cousin is my... Is my cousin brother.

Oh, yeah, my cousin's my dad. Well, this is the good thing is that there is his uncle, so if the kid looks like him... Cousin. Steele. Oh, the baby would be cousins. His cousin brother.

His cousin, yeah. Cousin' brother. Because that's your Tio's child. So that's your cousin. It's a little confusing now, huh? No, what I'm saying is that if the kid, like, if he doesn't want to say it, then that's fine, because if the kid looks like him's like with his family. It looks like the family. Yeah.

It stays within the family. That is, that is an advantage. That's a big advantage. But he does. Home court advantage. Home field. Home field. Home field advantage right there.

You look like your cousins? Like your cousins look alike? me and my cousin Marquitos yeah we look alike me and my uncle Marcos we look alike me and my Tio friend we look alike

yeah okay yeah people said like my cousin peps yeah there's this crazy thing about like jeans and DNA bro it just kind of like

I look like any of my cousins really yeah I don't look like really maybe you gotta have a talk maybe you gotta have a talk buddy Andrew

Congree Concree can be in your house Andrew bro you you have been Henry at some point

Say it again? You have been Henry at some point I have What? Hold on, but before you tell us, before you tell us Turn the AC off, take us off speaker, take us out Bluetooth because I hear the air outside. I hear the weather happening on, happening.

Yeah, it's air. I'm a big guy, sorry. It's, aw, cutie pie. All right, talk to us. Yes. So technically, Linda, listen, I didn't, I didn't know she was my dear. Like, you know when you got those big families? Wait what? Wait what?

Listen, Linda. You know when you got to let Linda and Linda, Linda, listen, listen. Yeah, yeah, I know. I didn't know. Yeah, like, we had a full party one time and a bunch of family came over here from all over the place from like Oakland, Kansas City. It was one of those big parties. And I was just like, okay. So everyone's in their swimsuits.

It was a room pool. There was a hot day. All the food was inside the house. And you know in the pool parties, nobody's inside the house. Yeah. So there's one. I thought she was just a friend of a family. I didn't know she was actually family.

Stop it. She was a cousin. You're like, hey, it's bad. You had a family party and then didn't know this was your family? Yeah. I didn't know. It's a big family. You don't make sense of a big family.

Okay. Go ahead, Andrew. So she said one thing She goes Oh I need help carrying the race Obviously it's a big pot of rice It's a big family there So I was just like

Oh yeah no I'll go help you Of course they picked the big tough A big tall fat guy To go in and go out So I went in I went to go help And I'm over here Just thinking I'm going to grab the rice

And go up I got And jump back in the pool Now one thing led to another I grabbed the rice She grabs me What? Hold on there Hold on

My picture This has give me a whole visual So you had the thing of rice, which is big because for a big family. And then she grabs you? Like, where does she grab you? Yeah. Oh, I did it right now, but still. What?

So, yeah, no, I grabbed. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, man, wait. Where did she grab you? Oh, you know, like. No, I'm thinking the pasta. The girls want to know. She's just gross. Oh, no, can I say this on the air?

Just get creative with it. Be very creative. She touched me in my No-no square. No, don't do that. No, no. Were you in the pool? In my what? No-no square.

Oh, I was in the pool. You're no-no-square. Okay, so you were in the pool, so you're out, and you have wet shorts, and I'm assuming no top. Okay. So, I grabbed the rice. She grabs me. Did you drop the rice, or what happened? Were you scared?

I almost did. Almost dropped it Yeah Almost dropped it And then One thing led to another Are we going to One of the rooms

That's completely occupied Are you still holding the rice Yeah Did you put it down? Did you have rice To the room? Yeah, what's going on? She was like

Put down the rice I'm going to grab the chorizo Was it white? Was it white rice or orange rice? Oh no, it was orange Mexican rice Yeah, yeah I'm imagining that

Mexican No, let me put this cream on the arouse I ain't drop in that. You know, the Dia will kick my hand. And you know what you do to the Dia's. Okay, so you put down the pot and then you go into the room with your wet shorts. Oh, it took a mile now, yeah. But, you know, when you're in the moment, you're in the moment, you just go.

They're all stuck to you? Yes. Took five minutes to take off. They were. She was laughing, but I was just like, hey, you know what? I got some. Hey, Dia, relax. She's got out of the pool.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm a grower, not a shower. Was she in her bathing suit? Oh, she was in her bathing. That's what didn't, well, made my situation worse because I was like, man, she looked, she looked banging. She looked banging.

And I didn't know, so I was just like, one thing left to another. And then sure enough, I get a text six minutes, hey, me, ho, we need a talk. And I'm like, who the hell is me? Oh, my God. Wait, what? She texts you, me, for.

I don't know how she got her. number. She got my number from obviously. She's your family member. Oh, my God. I have more questions. Let's not go there yet. Whose bedroom was it? Which one of the little kids did you do? Did you went their bed?

It was my cousin's house. It wasn't my house. Oh, goodness. So then? That's a creating family house. You guys go and you do your thing. Do you act normal after? Are you flirting with her after?

Is the party end? How was that day? Is it good? Are you thinking you're going to see her again? No, after that I never saw it until I got the text message six months later saying, hey, we might have a little scare. And I'm like, oh, six months and I hit the math, I was like, damn, the family party, the pool party. Six months later is a scare? A scare is like weeks later.

Yeah, four or five weeks. Six months is confirmed. There's a baby. So I was just like, uh, why's telling me now? Like, what the hell? But then I was in homeboys shoes where I was just like, man. Do I tell the family's going to know? Do I just say it?

Do I not say it? How did you find out she's your Tia? The worst part is I found out through my grandma. Okay, how? I was like, well, because I asked. I was like, hey, Grandma, who's the lady in the red bikini? Awella. I was like, I've never seen her before.

She's like, oh, yeah, she's funny. You're just second Tio, cousin. You related with her. from Oakland. Now I'm like, ah, so the baby was born? Baby was born.

Is it a lizard or not? I mean, I dodge a bullet. It wasn't mine. Are you sure? Yeah, yeah, no, I mean, sure. I was just,

yeah, I'll give you a shirt. How'd you make sure? You just looked at it once. Nah. Oh, he took a DNA. I took the DNA. Okay, good.

Okay, good. He's like a DNA test. Good, good. It was a, it was a, it was a, It was a blessing and a curse. The blessing is, the curse was, I don't have Sean Swimmers. Wouldn't the baby have the same DNA, dog, of your family?

It might be someone else's. Somebody else's kid. Yeah. That's not, like, it's your second, I don't know. I don't know. Like one of his cousins? She probably has come to somebody else. Concrete's overheating.

Concrete is overheating. It's a lot. Some mathing home. All right. I have, well, thank you for your story, brother. Well, obviously you should just come clean. because the girl killed me. So did you tell?

Did you tell the family? Right now, tell your whole family what's going on? No, wait, did you tell? I did. Who did you tell? Your abolita? Oh, I told everybody after her. I was just like, oh, I didn't know she was family.

They're like been there whole. And that was the end? Do you think about her? Yes. Yes. The red bikini, the rice. After it all happened. He still describes her as she was banging.

Oh, yeah. No, when he was saying the story, it's Tava T'Aoliente. You can hear it. He's never going to look at Mexican rice the same, a pool party, his cousin's room. Nobody better ask him for rice ever again. Hell no.

That's a wild way. I went to go get rice and she just ran. That's wild. And then, you know, one thing needs another when someone does that? When you have rice in your hand, you know, that's what comes after. Things always lead to another. So he said he told the whole family and they haven't spoken in.

There had to be in some. Something sad, you know? Something is sad. Yeah, and between, right? Yeah, I just can't get over there both, like, in their swim gear. Yeah, and you know the guy's shorts has, like, that netting? Yeah. That's something, you have to roll it down your leg.

And he said he's a bigger guy. Yeah, help me. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, eyes all ragged. You can't swim with your eyes open a little. Oh, my God. You can't go back in the pool after 30 minutes after you eat. Oh.

Oh, he ate all right. Okay, all right. Cat in Pomona, Cat, we're being tempted with calientitoness because everybody's telling us their story of having slept with a family member. Not like a blood one. It's like a... Like, this Tia was like a second cousin of some sort, so that's kind of by blood. It is.

The fool that hits up, Henry, he has a Tia by marriage that he slept with one day when his deal was out. He's been staying at their house. Yeah. That's different. Yeah. That helps it be different. That is just your different.

That's different. It's not because my blood, brother. Yeah, man, let's not judge. That's different. That's different. That's not my tia, Tia. It's not my blood, Tia. Okay.

But she is, he's asking us, should I tell my uncle? That's sali with her mujere. Sali with your muj. And she's pregnant and it might be his or should he stay quiet about it. Kat and Pomona, when does he? Oh, Kat, come on. Hi.

Hi. Yes. I think if nobody knows or suspects to not say nothing. Yeah, so. Yeah, because my sister slept with my Kuni's uncle and had a baby. What? But they suspected the hotel. Tia always suspected that she was with Tio.

I have to do that. Hold on. Hold on, yeah. I'm trying to do it. Okay. Your cunyada is your sister-in-law. No, my cunado. My sister slept with my cuny.

I call him cuny uncle. We call him Tio. Okay, hold on. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. We're doing a graph. Yeah. So is it your cunado and also your tio, or is it your cunado's tio?

My cunado's tio. Your cunado's tio. And your cuniado is your brother-in-law. Yes. Okay. Okay. So your brother-in-law's uncle. Yeah, my sister slept with him.

Okay. That's not family. Well, he's around. But he's not family. That's not family. No, well, they're not blood-related. Right. But they're still family.

That's different. That's a scandal. That was Steele. Yeah. Especially if they referred to him as Thiel. Yeah. KPWRF, MH1, Los Angeles, Parano, 6.

LA's number one for hip-hop. Sorry about that cat. Cat, so everyone suspected. Why did everybody suspect? Because Tio would go when Kuhni would leave to work and go fix something, always having to go fix. I don't know. Tia suspected, and it was a big old scandal that they had to move out. Oh, hold on, hold on.

Is this your cunado because that's your sister's man? Yes. So she slept with her man's uncle. Oh, yes. So that's the cuneo of cat. I did do the graph ride. And I told her, I go, is that Cooney's baby? So how could you ask me that?

How dare you even say that? But we all knew it was still. When the baby was born, Cooney got a DNA and shined us, it wasn't his. It was still. And you know what she said? She said, well, at least he's still a Perez, the baby. Tye. That boy.

That boy was fixing a lot of things. At least she's still oppressed. Amanda. Coley took his two kids and left her with her fucking little kids. Hey! Okay, hold on, hold on. I have a lot of questions.

Let's get there. Kat in Pomona. So there was, you guys, they lived in a duplex. Your sister and her man lived in the front house. In the back house, it was the uncle of your sister's man and his wife.

So when... On his kids. When they left, like I guess when they left, like, Your sister was in the house and then your cunado's dad, Tio was in the house, they would sleep together? They would mess around? Yeah. Okay.

And did he leave the family for your sister? No, he left his family for my sister, but then my sister didn't want him when she was able to get him. Because he was old. Oh. And he was old. Theo was like, um. Wait a minute.

Like in the 60s. He was an old girl. Like in the 60s. He was a lot of guichea, dog. He passed away. You know, Dios, you know. Oh, my God. No, God.

No, God. No, no, God. Fat Tuts. This happened a while back. But the sun is like seven or eight now. How old was your sister at the time? Oh, my sister must have been like at 36. And he was 60?

Yeah, that happened. That's where the movie starts. Yeah, that happened. And Cooney even gave, put his name on the birth certificate and still takes care of that kid. They take child support. from him. I thought he's dead. Oh, poor me.

Your brother-in-law. He's not the dad. He waited too long to do the whole paperwork. So, yeah. And then when Tio died, he kind of, like, took over the little boy. He's so proud. Like, like,

family. The Tio didn't leave nothing behind or nothing or what? I'm sorry? Did the Tio leave something behind? No, nothing. After she rejected him from leaving, who he left. Tia and went with her and then she didn't want him.

He didn't want a thing to do with them more. Tia, Tia forbid him to talk to her or see the boy. And what happened? Like, did you know how the Tio passed away? Yes, he, yeah. His wife, is she still, like, in the picture with you guys? Or did she? No, no.

I don't, I don't even talk to my sister anymore. So I don't know. I just remember when all that happened. What's her name? So this broke up the family? I'm sorry? This broke up the family? Yeah, I broke up the family.

So that's why she's saying to Henry not to say anything. Your sister, your sister, your sister, we're going to blame the sister. We're going to blame the sister. There's a manioso. My son-in-lawful, my son-Rino, no-savis. But nothing is. Let's tell you. Let's see how it's in the rancho, my God.

You're sacko, my God. Here, she, d'allie. Let's have a right in my pony, my God. No, no, no, no, no, mea. Ponte in my pony, right. She doesn't open the door? You, call it, sobriano! Ponte in my pony.

Ponte in my pony. Cuny and the little boy are primo. Yes. Two burrito sabanero, mija. Here, is. Here is. He's not. He's a man.

He's a little brimmy, no, no, is my sonny. No, gomatom. Yeah. It was a, It was a big old scandal. Super. Yeah.

He gave a taco, ojo, language, sesos, Caves, all. He has suspected

because he'd go to fix a toilet or something he got to a little fell fell

so felice. All messy all unbutton was, it's fixed. Parowan is six number one

for hip hip up in Norwa. Shout us to all the pictures in Norwalk.

Yeah, I's that one. I saw on. I stallan. What, Vic? Line two. Line two?

There's more? There's more. Okay, we all just want to tell her our family on family. Apparently. Our family on family crime. I love it. We got Juni in Linwood.

Kuni or Juni? Juni. Here you say uni. Or maybe it's a kuni. Maybe it's Kuni. Yeah. Cudny? All right.

Kat, thank you for your story, by the way. We're trying to help Penny. That's great story. Henry has been sleeping with his tia by marriage. Yeah, not blood. Married to his uncle that he's been staying with because he can't needs to get his stuff together.

Yeah. And he's been rearranging her insides so much so she's pregnant now and said, hey, yeah no, this is not going to happen anymore. And he's not like, oh, okay, should I tell my deal now? Should I tell my deal?

Okay, I'm going to call him right now? Hisadera. Uni and Linwood. Uni, should he tell or should he not? I don't care. Fine with me. I mean, it's my story, though. Oh, no.

Wait, what? No, no. Hold on you need. Should Henry, is your advice to Henry to say something about his situation or no? Oh, yes, of course. Say something. Say something. What's your situation?

Yeah. I don't know, no. I swept with my brother's brother. Oh, my God. Wait. Wait, this is a little bit different. Your brother's brother? Or are you have siblings?

what's going on? Yes. My brother is basically we have the same dad. Okay. And his brother, they have the same mom. Okay. So what ended up happening, I was 18 years old, I didn't really, I wasn't really into sex like that.

He was 21, I was 18, my brother's 15. So what ended up happening is our grandmother had passed away. It's all of our grandmothers. and we were at our grandfather's house and we were all playing, oh, no, my 15-year-old brother had left the room and me and him started talking about, you know, sex. And he was like, have you ever had sex before?

And I was like, no, I'm not, I don't plan on doing it anyway. So we were wrestling and whatever. And then, you know, he kissed me. What? You're wrestling while you're talking about this? Just cut to wrestling? How old was he? Have he ever, had sex?

He was 21? He was 21. She was 21. She was 18. Have you ever had sex? So he put me in a pal driver. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. DT.

DT. DT. So what is that happening is... We're playing a twister with no twister. No, we're not playing a twister. We were playing twist, twist. But anyway... Oh, my God.

That's how you sound. We need a... Shammie. We were in the middle. This is the messed up part. In the middle of having sex, our 15 year old brother walks in the room on the same day

we're like deer pot headlights so that's when you lost your V you lost your V to your half brother's brother so you have you share no affiliation to him oh that's her full brother no it's her half brother she has the same dad with this brother and then the brother has the same mom with the other one

that she slept with yes everybody's that I slept with yeah I got it I did that and guess what it gets worse the story gets worse. Yeah. My dad is in the other room sleeping. And then my brother says, I can't believe you.

Union Ray, really, really? So my dad comes rushing out the room. And I'm in a sheet, and he's like butt-neck is sitting in the corner. Oh, my gosh. With a Yankee hat on her? You're in a what? You're in a sheet?

She's in a salad now. Covered up. Naked underneath. Covered up. This is how you lost your V? Yeah. Well, you would never get to forget that. And I got pregnant.

What? Well, you got very lucky, huh? Wow. Hold on. She hit the jackpot. Uni. Juni and Ray. You said his name, by the way, Uni.

Yeah, you did. So your son is your cousin's, brother, sister's. Yeah. It's honestly messed up for the brother. That's the brother of both of them. I know. The one that saw this? The 15-year-old at the time.

It's his nephew on both sides. It is. Yeah. Did you... I'm not going to say my other brother's name because, I mean, he got a little situation. You know, that it's harder on him than it is on the both of us. You know, it's hard on him. Good, good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He saw his siblings go at it. Yeah. Disgusting. Yeah. And did you stay with the brother of your half-brother? No. No.

It was just a one-time thing. I was young. Yeah, she was 18. It was a wham-bam. Thank you, ma'am. I'm good. But you did it again? Is he still around for the child?

No, no, he's still around. My son is still around, but my son is being raised by our uncle. So my son doesn't know that I'm his mother. What's his name? What school does he go to? We want to send him a book package. How did that happen? So you lose your V to your brother's brother.

You end up getting pregnant. Because did you guys do it again after that? No, I got pregnant that day. Okay, you got pregnant up for that one. How on earth does your uncle now take over? How are they going to... Because my uncle didn't want nothing, no scandal in the family. Okay.

And my uncle's actually famous. So the kids that is being raised by these two famous people... Your uncle's famous? Yeah. Who is me? Don't say my name. No, what's your uncle's name? Just come on.

It could affect your uncle's representation. so he's like giving you the kid. I can't do that. So you gave birth to a baby. Is he a rapper? A Jackson? No, he's not a rapper.

Is he an actor? No, he's not an actor. Well, he is an actor. He's had, just put it his way, he's had a show on VH1. Love and hip-hop? Flame? It only went one season.

What's the guy that's that? Carrey up. Actor. And Lala, Lala gets his her hair done by him. Lala, what? Lala gets her hair done by him. He's gay?

I'm not going to tell you. I can't give you all the tea. No straight males do girls' hairs. Straight men don't do women's hair. Okay, so he's gay. Only had one show on VH1. No, no, no, no. He got married.

He's married to a famous person that's been actor that's been on the Disney show. She's been an actress all her life. Stop giving us these damn handsome. Stop giving his cookie crumbs here, okay? Just tell us what the hell's going on. You're already there. Just tell us. You already there.

Break the news right here, live. Why would I do that? Me too. Why would you do your brother? Why would you do your brother? Why would you do your brother? You've done so many things already that don't make sense. I'll give you last name.

Okay. Harris? What? It's this woman that he married. Last name is Harris. Okay. Kamala? T.I?

Last name? is Carl Carl? Charles Oh Charles His name's Charles Ray

Ray Charles Let me just try to get the story I'm not trying to see who it is But I just want to get the story I'm on the edge of my seat lefty So So Junie you are telling us about how One day you and your

Half brother's other brother Like so you have no relation They share her mom You guys slept together It was the day you lost your V and it was a crazy situation. You end up getting pregnant from that. Your family doesn't want to have a scandal so they try to hide it. So you gave birth like full term, 18 months, you were 18 years old.

You gave birth and you handed your baby to your uncle. Yes. Okay. And your uncle, the baby thinks that that's the dad. Yeah. And you never said anything. Fabulous. Oh, does that make you feel sad?

Because you see this baby kind of growing and it's yours and. No. No, okay, because here's the thing. You've got to be smart about yourself. And if parents were open about sex with their kids, this stuff would never happen. So it's not the child's fault that he was bunged into this world. It's not the child's fault that he needs the loving care that he deserves.

So if that would be the case, what you need to do in that situation is if somebody's stepping up to take care of this, so he doesn't have to live in a scandal, let that happen. Right. And so your brother, your brother's brother, the kid also doesn't know that's his dad. No, he doesn't. He believes that we're their cousins. Wow.

Wow. That's crazy. That's wild. That's crazy. How old is the kid? 23. The kid's 23? Oh, this happened a while ago.

Kids are a whole house adult. Tell him. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Oh, why would you tell you. Early 2000s was a crazy child. He's just a child.

He's 23. He's just a baby boy. When his frontal lobe actually developed at 25, we will tell him. That's not your toy. At 25, she'll tell him. He's just the baby boy. He's not the real McCoy. Thank you so much for your, thank you so much for your story.

Hold on the line. Hold on the line. We're going to give you tickets. Mr. C. Concrete. Oh, my God. We actually have, uh, we know who it is. You need to stop. We need to not do this.

I figured it out. How'd you figure it out? How'd you figure it out? I put all the names she said, hairdresser of VH1 one season, and boom popped up. For real? That's it? Yep. No.

El Señor. The one who's taking care of the child. Uni, uh, concrete knows who it is. I know who it is. He Googled it. I googled. I googled. It's pretty pretty much. Mm-hmm.

Oh, are he Googling? Come on somebody. Come on somebody. Come on some radio. We won't say it on life. You said it on life, but we won't say it life. Come on somebody. Thank you so much for calling, baby, girl.

We know what's going on. The Lord knows. Now we know. So I'm assuming she's telling Henry, don't say anything. Yeah, it sounds like it. So the baby won't live in a scandal. That is a movie. It is.

Oh, my God. I would watch that. Oh, my God. That is so good. Waiting 25 years. This is a lifetime. That's a lifetime movie right there. So the frontal lobe develops.

She has two more years. Right now he's like, ha. No, he's not doing that. They're totally separate. It's by DNA. Different bloodlines. Yeah.

Same household. No, they have the connection through the half brother, which is messed up. But like this was saying like he looks like a lizard right now. No, I'm not saying that. What I'm saying is that.

His frontal lobe doesn't develop yet, apparently. He's a baby. I mean, wait. It develops at 25, apparently. He's just a little boy. All right. I heard you guys were really mean to kids while I was gone.

It was just one. You were mean to a kid? Oh, yeah. It was a baby. It was a baby. You were mean to a baby? Yeah, he's not going to remember. But that baby, to be fair, the baby sucked.

He did suck. He did. He did. They thought they could win tickets by having their baby participate or, like, Lettie's not here. That's not. You're right that. I would have been like, oh, my God. Give that baby roller coaster ticket.

Right now. That was the point. It's like, bro. Yeah, put that four-month-old on Goliath. No. Scramble his doggins real quick. That's exactly what that baby needs. All right.

We got six likes magic mountain tickets, but you have to give us your best character impression. All right? And today's character is... Shh. Be very, very quiet. I'm hunting wabbots. A wabid hole. Wabits love cowets.

Okay. And you want to take a stab at it? Oh, Vic, your product. Let's see. Be very, very quiet. We hunting wabbits. This is a wabbit hole. Why are you pausing so much?

I don't know. I'm trying to remember the lines. It's kind of weird. You look like him. I look like Elmer Fudd. Damn. No, you don't. No, you don't.

Oh, that's a good one. No, you don't. Just light skin. What about you guys? Shh, we're hunting rabbits Be very, very quiet It's stupid

Yeah, he has an advantage He talks like that on a normal basis Your Honor Concretion Be very, very quiet What I said is that? We're hunting Wabbits

I don't Probably my worst It was Sorry, buddy Now let's hear it in Spanish Let's go Angie I never watched it in Spanish Aw

Okay well Well they can't He can't do the vei In Spanish What would he do She didn't have a TV growing up I did We did okay

Not in my room But in the living room The pictures were in her head Bro, the pictures are right here You don't mean Yeah the TV That they rolled out

During the classroom When the subject The teacher Huh Movie time, movie time, movie time. Angie, it's okay. Just so you know the whole time you were not here, it was like, oh, Angie, Greg was being like,

Duda, India Maria. All the time. All the time. And it's the whole time. The people love Angie. She is the people's princess. She's a people's champ. Yeah, y'all better leave her alone.

You all better be very, very quiet. You all right? Marisela, in H. Marisela in Huntington Park. Good morning. Good morning, Broward. Maricela, it's up to you. Give us your best Elmer Fudd in passion.

You got this. Okay, my son's going to kill me. I don't win them. All right, let's do this. Go, go, go. You Wabbit. Be gay, we be quiet. Oh, my God.

That started off crazy. That started off crazy. She knows her audience. She knows the judge. She knows the audience. You did amazing. You went 47,000 tickets. Hold on, hold on, hold on, all right.

Jose, Jose and Coucher. What's on, Jose? You were the lifetime supply. Jose. Yo. Jose, all right, talk to us, Jose. You got to give us your best Elmerfoot impression. And just know, you're up against the girl that basically moaned while she did it.

Pretty much. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right, go ahead. be very very quiet next okay well you're supposed to whisper

it ain't anymore they forget the shh let's just get to it Jose Jose and Upland another Jose Jose Jose Jose Jose Jose Jose Jose Jose What's up

Brom bag? What's up bro? Give us your best Elmer Fudd impressions for tickets to take a long-ass drive from Upland to Six Flags. Next. Okay, you guys ready? Ready, let's go.

Brownback, be very, very quiet. We're hunting for rabbits. Wabits love pellets. Hey, I know bad at him. He customized it. I think the second round is Jose from Upland versus Maricella. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure.

For sure her. Yes, for sure her. Okay. Maricela. Oh, okay, okay. What the hell was that? Dude, she freaking wins. In your heart.

She freaking won. Marizella, can you try one? If you want to get me, Ginz Gonzalez, I would have nailed that one. You got to do this one again. No, no, no, I'll do this one again. You're nailing this one. This is a good one.

No, we're doing round two of Elmer Fudd, okay? Okay. Give it to us. Good, okay? Give it to us. real good. Okay? I forgot the last part.

It doesn't matter. Make it up. Just make it up. Do whatever you want. All right. I'll count you down. I'll count you down. I'll count you down.

Three. Okay. Two. One. We're hunting a rabbit. Be very, very quiet. We're looking for the rabbit. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Whoa. Whoa. Do we need to keep going? Jose, Jose, no plane. Jose, yes. Get a job for him.

Jose. All right. Your turn, bro. Round two. Three, two, one, go. Brownback, be wary, wavy, quiet. We are hunting for rabbits. Rabbits, little pellets.

Okay, you just set the same thing. It's really good It is really good He's saying Wee instead of Vewee He's saying Weewee Wee Yeah it's kind of backwards Wee

Weee You guys just put it this point out All right we're gonna have you guys do it at the same time Okay Marisela are you there Are you there? Yes, I'm here Jose are you there?

Just can't get no better Okay All right you guys go up Elmer Fudd on Elmer Fudd Yeah right on top of each other All right I'm going to count you guys down and you guys talk to each other like Elmerfoot, all right? All right.

Three, two, one, go. We're always being very, very quiet. Very, very quiet. We're looking for the rabbit. Something we're studying outside of sending us. I'm going to give you both the tickets. Congratulations. That's amazing.

Thank you guys so much. You're welcome. One son, like the... Hold on. The further it went, the more she's not like the grandma that takes care of Tweedy or whatever. Yes, I was thinking that. I didn't even remember that character. La seora.

Hey, that was fun. That was great. That was great. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? And in local Los Angeles news, two white ladies are arguing over Spanish.

things. Yay. Jamie Lee Curtis, we all know her from the scary movie. That's all you know her? Halloween. Hockey Friday.

Yeah, Freaky Friday too. Oh, you know her for Freaky Friday? I know her from Halloween. Her brother was all crazy. Oh, yeah, yeah. Michael. Michael. Right, right.

And then I want to say her name, I want to say her name right, but she's the girl from Law and Order. Mariska. Mariska. Harget it. Harget. I don't get their names wrong because of what they did.

All right. Anyway, they were doing like a one-on-one interview conversation because they believe they're like, have a really strong Hollywood bond. They're like, they said, quote, we are like sisters from another mother, all of that good stuff. But they are also fighting like sisters over how to say the name of Los Angeles or Los Angeles or Los Angeles.

Listen to their back and forth right here. You explained to me that you were making a doc. You explained to me that you had come back to Los Angeles that you had gone through the beginning of the storage unit. I'm trying not to laugh because you just said Los Angeles. Okay, we had this argument. He says Los Angeles. Okay, but what do you call it?

Los Felis. Yes, but we're not talking about Los Felis. You don't say Los Angeles. You don't say Los Angeles. You don't. And if I had like a jury here, everyone would vote for me. Go ahead. Hey, who says Loz Felix?

But from now on I'm going to say. Okay, somebody, you probably live there. Do you live there in Los Angeles? Do you say Los Angeles? And so you say Los Angeles? Nobody says that. Okay, well. And you guys, please God, let's say.

move on. Dr. NK. Jury. Wow, that got a little intense. She did. I understand what Jimmy D. Curtis is saying. She's wrong. Yeah, she's trying to match it.

The Los Felis. It just doesn't go. And then some people say Los Feliz, like, it's different. Los Felis. Yeah, I just feel like they should have, like, maybe hit up a Mexican. Yeah. The problem is she's pronouncing. One in Spanish.

Yes, one in English. That's the problem. That's crazy. I have never seen that before. Yeah, no. Los Angeles. You go Los Angeles, that's one. Yeah.

That's really the way. Or Los Angeles. Los Angeles. Yeah, she's saying Los Angeles. That's really the way you pronounce it. I think we should just all call it L.A. L.A. L.A.

It's Los Angeles, really. Yeah. That's really how you pronounce it. Well, yeah, it's Spanish. It's well. It's Los Angeles. It's really about. Los Angeles.

The Monte. Yeah. No, let's not start getting into you. All of those. San Fernando. San Bernardina. Santa Monica. See, that's what, but you're saying it in Spanish.

essentially, right? These ladies are saying it in English, I'm assuming. They're saying it. But in regular conversation, what are we going to say? Santa Monica. Los Angeles. Elmani. Santa Monica.

Montebello is Montebello. I know. I pick and choose, and I don't know how or why I pick and choose. I pronounce some things in English, some things in Spanish, like as far as cities. Yeah. The one that gets to me is the, I'm sorry, the San Pedro. Because I like how it sounds when you say San Pedro. San Pedro.

San Pedro. San Pedro. Yeah. It would be really bad if we stay into our roots and we stay in woke, staying with los ojos abjitos. It's true. Yeah. It all should be Spanish accent.

It should. There's not a lot of people that have that accent. I mean, Vanais. La Caniara. Vanais? Vanais. Banais. Nordrich.

La Nordrich. Yeah. Costa Mesa. All of it. Well, is it? Who's right? Who's wrong? Tustin.

Okay. Right here. Mariska. Mariska. Mariska? Yeah. Yeah. Los Angeles.

But I don't, she didn't even say what she's. She just was saying how Jamie is wrong. Because she was saying like, oh, you're trying to do it. Like, you're trying to be like right. You're at the Mexican restaurant right now calling the waiter Amigo. Yes, exactly. Yeah. Like you're just trying to fit in.

Exactly. It's like, yeah, she was right. Like, nobody calls it like that. I don't know, but I kind of want to now. Los Angeles. Jamie Lee, I think she's trying to like, I'd be sensitive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But just go full.

Just go full Los Angeles. Let's see what you got, Jamie. Listen. We're making a doc. You explained to me that you had come. back to Los Angeles that you had gone through the beginning of the storage unit. I'm trying not to laugh because you just said Los Angeles. Okay, we had this argument.

He says Los Angeles. Okay, but what do you call it? Los Felis. Yes, but we're not talking about. Even with Los Felis, she's messing up. Los Feliz. Yes. She's doing it again.

She's proven herself wrong twice. She loves saying Los in Spanish. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She does. But the other words in like an English. quang to it. Yeah. What do you say, Greg?

Los Angeles. That's how you say it. It's not Carlos. It's Carlos. Carlos. I love it. All right. Let's get into some cheese mangy.

Let's go. Zool, come here? Now what's going on? Damn. Cheesemation with Angie. Okay, you guys, consider this your warning because there is an alien. Asian. No, an Asian nation.

No, that's right. No. She'll take time of Mexico today, actually. She's right. There's an Asian invasion. Next week. No. She's right, though.

No. There's an Asian invasion. No. That's not insane. Absolutely. We're going to get it to. Where is the Asian invasion? It's happening all over the place.

They're taking over. Taking over what? Everything. No, listen. Everything. They're making Mexico. They're selling us Mexico jerseys. They are.

What the hell's going on? It's really great quality. It's not. It just comes fast. That's true. No, but there's going to be an alien invasion happening next week at the World Cup. Uh-oh.

Those kind of aliens, okay? Asian ones. No. This is really serious, you guys. Everybody, I know we're a jokey, jokey show. This is very serious. I'm not joking about these Asians taking over. Let's move to this.

Let's move to this. this story. That's a whole other couple. This is a crazy story, Angie. There's a, is it a Brazilian woman? Yeah, there's this very well-known Brazilian woman from Brazil, obviously. Oh, wow. A very well-known psychic from Brazil, right? She was saying

that, oh my God, you guys, she came up with a, she did a whole video on Instagram and she's crying, warning everyone in Portuguese. Something very wrong is to happen this game, this camp of football in Miami, in the States. Wow. And she's saying that,

Hold on, hold on, let Angie, let go, Angie go. I know, I know Portuguese, okay? Me too. So she pretty much was saying, she pretty much was saying like, your necklace just fell out of nowhere. Oh, she's from an Asian. No, be serious.

This lady is saying that next week during the Brazil game, right? Yes, during the Brazil game versus Scotland, out over there in Miami, June 24th, the aliens are going to come and abduct players. You know what they're pulling up in? Kias and Hondais. This is serious. This is for real, you guys.

No, she's saying, like, I had a dream. This is the second time I'm having this dream. And in the video, she's crying. She's telling everyone I know, please take me seriously. Like, the aliens are going to come and they're going to start, like, abducting some of the players, including Namar. Like, she started naming some of the players. They're going to abduct us players? Oh my God

What? I don't get that Because he's a player He's a player But he has a girlfriend Oh my God Stop letting him talk so much I would have rather the Asian jokes

Than That's all right If it happens We're all we're all going to be sorry The alien invasion is supposed to come next week During the Brazil Scotland game

Yep, in Miami, bro. In Miami. Namar is going to get took. She said that she had premonitions or like a vision of like a lot of just suffering happening on the field. Their spaceships are going to say Toyota. They're going to get here on a quarter tank of gas. Watch it happen next week and you're not going to be laughing. Are you saying the aliens are Asian?

Yeah, bro. They're pulling up in Kia's and hondays, man. They're abducting Brazilians? Yeah. They're taking them back. That's what Voa said. The Brazilian in Miami. In Miami.

So all the girls of BBLs watch out. Oh, no. Coming after you. That make money move. That make money move. All right. Listen up, Americans.

Americanos. Yes. You know how concrete we've been telling us? Like, we got to like financially invest or stocks and all that. You're the stock for you. You know the stuff about stocks, right? Where can we get stock? And I'm going to tell you right now, if you're listening, you're America, you've never done stock before or whatever invested, we have to invest in ranch dressing.

Ranch dressing. Ranch. Ranch. Or what makes ranch dressing? Who's the brand of the makers? You could have done that fit 30 years ago. But do it right now. Who are the brands that do ranch?

Hidden Valley. All of that. Let's invest in those. Okay. Because apparently because of the World Cup, TSA is seeing more and more occurrences of people trying to sneak wrench out of the country. Oh, what? Yes.

Foreigners are coming to the United States because clearly the World Cup is happening, right? And maybe some that go to have countries that don't have a season or not have sasone or not in size to see. They have been tasting ranch and going crazy for it. So much that. that TSA has said in tweets or exes, whatever you want to call it, if you're visiting for a very large sporting event and you happen to discover ranch while you're here, please pack it in your check bag on the way home.

Also, please avoid chugging your ranch outside security. The airlines will check it for you. And it says days since the last airport ranch incident, zero. Wow. Also, yeah, so your carry-on wasn't actually made for four bottles of ranch. and the taser guys. Wow. That is hilarious.

I wish I could try ranch for the first time. Yeah. Like we've known it our whole life. Yeah. You're seeing video after video pop up of people figuring out that ranch exists and then mind's being blown. And they're from like England or like different countries and stuff. They're like, oh my God, did you know they put ranch on their pizza?

Some people do. Some people do. It's just the accent. Oh, yeah. What did I sound like? I don't know what you sounded like. I don't know either. You sound like you're trying

for Harry Potter. Bekza. I've also seen videos of people having tried air conditioner for the first time. I don't know if you know this, but the way that we use AC all day, every day in every parts of the USA is not like any other country. But even was a British man,

was like, dude, these fools are like so afraid of heat. But I love it. I love that there's AC everywhere. And ice. Not the agent's actual ice. Oh, something you don't know unless you like. You've traveled outside the country. Like, I just came back.

No. But people don't be using, like, ice and everything. No? In some countries, it's not good to be using ice and everything because they believe that it like... Some countries, let's go. I think like the coffee, right? No, they believe that, like, let's say, like, you have an internal flame. I'm actually talking about Eastern countries, but this is going to start.

And I don't want him to. But they believe, like, inside you have, like, a flame, right? And so you should be drinking warm temp or hot stuff. That's why they have a lot of hot tea. tea and soups because if you were to bring iced stuff, it, like, muffles your fire inside. Oh, you mean like that real fun. I thought you meant because, like, Asians, what happens? Wait, let me finish.

What? Oh, my God. Where we go? I'm just saying with Asians, when they eat, they tend to drink hot tea because it burns the fat. So you don't, you know what I'm saying? Cold makes the fat state. Yeah, there's a belief in their, in their medicine that if you drink these cold things, you're going to get sick because your body is naturally warm.

so you're cooling it down and you're allowing for sickness to have something something or other. Yeah, I don't know exactly. Yeah, when I went to London, I ordered a Jack and Coke and no ice, no ice at all. They don't use ice in their drinks. So over here, people are chipping out on certain things. One of them I'm thinking, though, because we can't invest in ice. We'll get canceled. Hell yeah.

As we should. Dodger fans. I'm kidding. But you can't invest in ranch. Awesome. Right? Yeah. Hidden Valley.

Hang in Ranch. Wait till I get somebody on some house buttermilk from Jack in the Box. Ooh, they're going to lose their mind. They're going to lose their mind. Showing them. And they're free. And if you want to pack, I got you. Got you, bro.

For the low price of $1,000 per pack. I just ordered two tacos and ask for 10 tubs a ranch. We're out of there. All right. Well, that was money moves. Brought to you by your Toyota dealers. I'm let the brown bag mornings on Paran 106. Let's get into some studios.

Hello, studios. Look at this studios house full. But it goes, it is going down with today. Studio is food. Check it out. A dirty car can hurt your dating life, they said. A 2026 dating survey found that 67% of singles think a messy car is a sign of someone that has their life together poorly.

I don't know. So is it like together or not? Together, pause poorly. What? So not together. It wasn't even that funny, Angie. You know, like your dumb back. Funny, Angie.

She's helping you. So poorly put together life. Trash bats. So not put together at all. Trash bats meld and old food were among the biggest dating turnoffs in icks. Trash? Yeah. Top car related dating icks is 41% trash on the floor.

37% ick is lingering bad odors. In the car? Yes, 37%. Another 37% leftover food and drinks. Ew. I was going to finish that. While you're dating someone, yes. And that's not.

trash, that's recyclables. And honestly, I do think, I'm sorry, men, this is a dude thing. Your car better be clean. My car full of water bottles, but your car better be clean. Cigarette smell. Oh, that's horrible. That's normal. Crumbs on the seats.

Terrible. I had to eat. I don't know. I wanted to eat. Yeah? And full ashtrays. Bro, who even has ashtrays in the car? Who's driving around?

When was this survey done? Who's driving around 76 Cadillacs? I know. The 90s? The ashtray's bull? It's crazy. I don't know, dude. I tend to keep my car pretty clean, except today.

But you're also married. This is for dating. Yes, for dating, brother. This does not affect you. What's up, Greg? So, like, yeah, one time I was out DJing and some girl had asked me for a ride home. And I forgot that my car was dirty. So then we went back to my car so I can give her a ride.

And when she opened the door, it was like the food that I had just ate like a couple hours ago. Oh, it's amazing. And then my clothes too, because I'm always changing in clothes too, so I have my clothes in the passenger seat. I have a whole bunch of cans everywhere He looked like he lived You looked like he lived in there It was so bad

I also had my DJ equipment in there too I bet you got some that night So then I was so I told her I was like just wait outside the car Give me like five minutes And you went and you clean the car I had it empty it out so bad Even cleaning it that much

Was still dirty Like it was still dirty You just move stuff around Yeah I threw it to the back You just put jackets over it Yeah one of my car icks is When there's like dog hair On the seats

especially because I'm allergic Oh, for real? I'm allergic to dogs But you're a perrico. I know you're a perristo. That's false advertisement. What? I know.

Can we see you? I'm allergic to non-hypoallergenic dogs. Dogs are dogs. And horses. And horses and livestock. And anything that has bad dandruff. So then why do you brand yourself of Peritos? I'm non.

I'm hypoallergenic. So you're a hypoallergenic? Yeah, dog. Okay, you're a poodle? I'm cool with everyone. You're a poodle Yeah, I just have followed Jen She's a great great burrito

What's up, but I don't know Stop laughing at me, dog It's because you're a comedian So I gotta laugh It's not like you're funny Yeah, having a dirty car is always bad Yes, while you're dating Why you're dating

By your car A little dirty A little dirty A little dirty A little dirty One of my homies uncles always told me that Like always keep your car clean

Because you never know When you don't have a girl in there Yes And you didn't do that And that's what happens What about you when you first started Dating your girl? Car clean I didn't have a car

I didn't My dad kept his clean That's one that I used I was like Apa, I'm gonna say A man No, You're gonna do you

Tebow Trenuio Teno Trey Why I'm gonna be You pull up You spray the cold water So it feels like it's yours

I don't know Hey stay Studius Hello Studius Look at this Sturias As food shoot the J. Shoot it. Play ball!

All right, you guys. Bulgogi Beef versus Karnesada is going down today in the World Cup. All right. Mexico versus Korea. Mexico versus a career? Korea is happening at 6 p.m. in Guadalajara. It's going to be the most L.A. soccer game ever. It feels like L.A. split.

We have like the highest concentration of Koreans and Mexicans. What did I say earlier? They're taking over. Invasion. No, they're not. Asians are taking over. No, it's like facing your homie. Only one person can win, though.

They are the homies. And honestly, the Korea team helped us out, get into the knockout rounds in one of the World Cups previously. 2018, yeah. It all dates back to 2018. They're homies. They've been having like a bromance right now in Mexico, like turning up together. We've been seeing them getting drunk, even, you know, making out, all sorts of stuff.

Nine months from now, hella Mexican-Korean baby. Yes, I'm glad you brought up Mexican-Korean because there's a banger going around right now called Mexic-Korean. Listen to this. Mexico Korea. Mexico Korea. Mexico Korea. Mexico-Korea.

Mexico-Korea. What do you guys think? I like it. That is a World Cup banger right there. Yeah. I like. The ending are. Yeah.

Mexico. Yeah. So like Lekiti said, it's like goes back to 2018 when they helped us out, which was funny because they had to beat Germany and they wouldn't advance. Korea wouldn't even if they beat them. But we did. But we did. It's a point system.

And it was after we had already beat them three to two in that same round. Korea. So, yeah, Korea. So it was like they didn't have to do us the favor. We just beat them and then they did us the favor. Beat them. We got to advance. We still didn't make it past that round.

But whatever. They helped us out and they did. And so, yeah, so it's a lot of just like Mexic-Korean kind of things going on. The dude specifically, Sang-Hung-King, I think I'm going to say wrong. I'm sorry. But the full that's from L-AFC, who's the captain of the team now, he was part of the team that helped. So, like, this guy himself is like a national. National treasure, right?

Out here. Yeah. So. Yeah, so it's going down tonight, 6 p.m. in Wadalajara, Mexico versus Korea. They call them Sanaldo. Sanaldo? Sanaldo.

Do you think we're going to lose or we're going to win? We're going to win. Where are you watching it at? Where's everyone watching it at? On my phone? Like your phone? That's, where are you watching it at? Berito.

I'm going to San Diego. I'm going to Chula Vista. Downtown Chula Vista. And that's where you're going to go watch it? Yeah. What about you guys? What about me? Yeah.

I'm going for my. team to play tomorrow. Oh my God. Oh, so you're not watching the Mexican. It's okay to watch it. Like literally, I've been watching all the games. Yeah, we saw Argentina play. Yeah, I'm watching all the games.

I was watching Uzbekistan yesterday. I was watching by U.S. of a team. That's fine. We're playing the Ozzy's tomorrow. What's your captain's name? What's our captain's name? Freedom. Pulcic.

Give me three players on the USA team. US and A. No, give me three. Give me one player. Give me one player on the current USA team. N. There's somebody that named that. All right.