Brown Bag Mornings - 6/9/26 Catfish Your Own- Mom??? 🤕 | Brown Bag Mornings

Episode Date: June 9, 2026

[Full Episode] The squad stages an intervention for 28-year-old Lindsay, who feels like a prisoner in her own home due to her mother’s heavy-duty "Mexican parent" guilt and refusal to let her move out. Between the family drama, the crew roasts Kanye West’s bizarre cow-themed birthday video and provides a questionable survival guide for the upcoming alien invasion. [Edited by @iamdyre 👴] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (3:24) Chisme (5:05) Rap Sheet (7:34) Petty Police (11:48) Scrolling (16:24) The Weather W/ Concrete! (18:50) Homie Helpline (34:11) Shoutouts/Ice Cube Tix! (46:49) Chisme (51:56) Rap Sheet (53:10) Money Moves (56:23) Studious Foo (1:01:52) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Yo, before the episode starts, leave a like, drop a comment, leave a review, and yes, subscribe so you don't miss any brownback mornings. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? All right, chum. We're days away, like literally days. Like, how many days? Like, two, three? Three days. Two. Two days. I think it's different every quick, because I know June 11 and then there's a game, June 12 here, no? I thought it was June 11 for sure. For sure, for sure. No, June 11. No. Oh my gosh.

Well, I know like the... June 11th is saying. You're saying that like somewhere like... America plays. No, like, it's already China. In China, it's already... Oh, my God. It's already Thursday, right?

No, the schedule is different. Oh. In the different countries. Chinese are ahead one day? In the different countries in Canada and Mexico and USA. They've been infiltrated time. Well, when does it start here? They're spying on this from the...

Wednesday, but that's when the Mexicans play. No, it's not. It's on Thursday. Oh, Thursday. Yeah, the Mexicans pay on Thursday. You are a Mexican. Oh, my God. What? We got to get it together. It's like the company's coming to our house and we're not doing anything. We're bad. All right.

Well, someone Googles when the first USA game is, please. Yes, our sofi workers have decided we have voted and we will strike. No word on one day. will strike, but they are legally cleared to walk off the job at any moment. We don't need them. No, we do. I'm just kidding. We do.

Yes, we do. You know you got to think that during these World Cup games, these countries make billions of dollars, and so do the cities that they're in. Yet the workers that are working at so if I can't afford rent. Like, that's really messed up. You know, they're striking for better pay wages for protections against automation. It's like, hey, I don't want to lose my job to a freaking app that you have to like, swipe and that's how you get in and stuff like that and to protect against ice

being enforced at these stadiums. You know what I'm saying? No, that's the U.S. game. That's right. So, yeah, it's so different, right? Yeah. Because Thursday is Mexico and Friday is USA.

I told you fools. Okay, I was thinking something else. Like, you were talking about time zones. It definitely was not. I definitely was not. I thought. Anyways, I'm sorry to tell you. They're striking and at any

given moment. I love that. It's smart. a perfect time to do it. I mean, it's, it's inconvenient for us, but at the same time, it's like, they're going to get their just due, because the back's, like, SoFi Stadium's back is against the wall.

All the company is about to come over, and it's like, all right, we're not going to do anything. Raise our pay. Do something about it. I like it. Yeah. All right, let's get some cheese in before we get more confused on the dates. Sorry, we got to get it together. What if we work there? We got to pay you per word. You think you're going to work

For their wages? No, no, no. What? So far, watch all the games for freeskeys. No, you don't think you get to watch it. The security guard that has to stand. Oh, my. Those are the red coats at staples.

No, I know that's so messed up for them. Facing away. Facing away from whatever's going on because they got to watch the crowd. Their senses get heightened. So sad. And then, yeah, and then they can react to like or sing to it. Nothing like that. Yeah, no, it sucks.

Zoola, come here? Now what's going on? Damn! She's Mation with Angie. Hey, you guys, Ariana Grande. She is single. Finally. Yes.

If you guys remember, she was dating Ethan Slater, like the Broadway Spongebob fool, right? The Broadway? Yeah, he was SpongeBob on Broadway. I didn't even know SpongeBob had a Broadway. Me neither, but. He was in the movie she was in. Yeah, he was also on Wiccan. That's how they meant, right?

But the way that they actually got together, it was really messy. Because if you guys don't remember, like at the time Ariana was divorcing from her then husband, Delton. and Ethan was actually married and he had just welcomed the baby. Yes. And his wife at the time said, spoke out and was saying like,

oh my God, I was blindsided. I didn't even see this coming. Los Graciao. Yes. This full left, everything. Like his wife, his baby, just being with Ariana Grande.

The dog and everything. Freaking Ariana Grande with their angelic voice. I know. Yeah. Just seen her way into other men's lives. I didn't think they were going to last though. I just felt like they had some sort of like cabin fever. because they were shooting the

Awz films or whatever, the wicked films, like, super far away and, like, they were all just, like, kicking it together and they had no other choices. It's like, either get with this dude or, like, the security guard, so she went with him.

I'm serious. No, your options are limited. Yeah, but, I mean, they actually lasted of a while, three years. That's pretty... The whole rollout of the movie. No, they... No, the movie's been out of here.

Yeah. No, she, she... For her standards? Yeah, it was a while, but... It is. It is. What do you and is. I don't know.

She said thank you next again, part two coming up. If it's hip-hop, you know let these on. There I go. Let these set go. What age is legally Vueiho Manioso age? Like, what age are we giving Vue Manuoso? Angie put that on me two years ago, so I don't know anymore. No, I said don't become a Vueblooso.

I would say like 40. Anything over 47. Anything over 47? Yeah. Okay. Khan, what about you? What about you? What age is Vijo Manioso?

Yeah, like when you start being like, hey, that's a freaking Vuehomanyos. If you get home and you follow sleep on the couch, like immediately. I need an age. I need an age right now. Oh, age? Yes, that's... After 50.

After 50. Oh, okay. I like that after 47. Yeah, because you're like, you're almost 50, but you're not. Yeah. You're getting into your little Vijo Manioso era. I'm a senior manioso right now. No,

Vuejo. Okay, because Kanye West just celebrated a birthday yesterday. He turned 49 and dropped the music video where he was being a

Vue Mannyoso. His girl was milking a cow in lingerie. He comes up next to her and spills milk all over her chest while singing this.

Listen. I want to get kinky. I think she'll let me I see she's ready I think she's ready Uno dos Quacho Come in

pose Winno clothes Yeah I like it It's very Vijo Manuoso Look look I don't want to kinkshame Kanye For whatever he's into I'm happy for him and everything he does

But why do we have to be in the room with him Yes, dude You know what I'm saying? Like why does it have to be presented to the world. Something about these rappers that get a little crazy. No, it's Kanye.

I think Kanye specifically has a thing, yeah. Ever since he's had an addiction. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, so from the beginning of his career. But we don't have to take part in your addiction, bro.

We don't. Why don't have to watch this movie? Yeah, why you have to put us in the room? He's the fool that turned on two girls one cub in the room. He was like, look, let's watch, let's watch. Checks out. This is the best part.

Hold on, hold on. Yeah, no, he's that dude. Yeah, he's that dude. Viejo Manioso? Yeah, definitely. Yep. Yeah. I would say so.

49. That's how he celebrated his birthday, right? I have plenty of time. You're clear. Plenty of time. That's the sound of the police. The petty police. It's petty.

It's just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest. Pretty pettiest. All right, we are watching the NBA finals from outside the club, but it's all funny. It's so funny to watch what's going down in there. Yesterday, the Nicks played the Spurs.

Now the Knicks were up to O. Okay. And a win at Madison. Square Garden would have meant so much to the city. Check out, Cardi would be explaining what it would mean to them. What would it win for the Knicks tonight mean for New York? It's going to mean the rats will disappear. Trees will start growing.

Potholes will be filled. Rains of blarets are coming down. The Statue of Liberty is going to finally walk. It's going to mean everything. Crimes will be solved. I'm so good. She's so good. Valerious.

Rats are going to. this beer. I love it. I like the treasel, girl. They got no trees out there. Her imagination. She's so good, off the chain.

Right? Well, they didn't happen. They lost. Oh. Yeah, we would have seen. The rats are still there. The rathes are still there. Hot holes are not there.

Statuelly's not working. No. No. Oh, my goodness. And many are blaming Donald Trump for being in the house. Okay. So Donald Trump was in there. And while they were singing the national anthem,

you're going to hear. like some cheers because they were like popping some stuff on screen like like a flag or someone in the crowd but as soon as it hit uh don't trump on the screen the crowd lost it with the booze listen to this this is them cheering trump oh okay i don't know what's more petty the fact that now they're blaming trump for having lost or that trump thinks that they cheered him on listen it was i think Mostly cheers. It was it was loud

and it was very enthusiastic. Very enthusiastic. You are right. I hate how he gaslit us all like we didn't just see what we saw. But also the TV did too because if you're watching the broadcast

they drowned out the booze and then they also like switched him from being on camera. Yeah. And so the audio and like the only time that you hear them actually booing is if you're inside the stadium. Yeah.

Because you can't, yeah, like because you're, You can actually hear what they're actually saying. Yeah, and there are some people that don't got social media. All they see is what's on TV. Very true. They love our president down there in New York. Wow, look that.

Oh, it was a petty night over at the Madison Square Garden. I saw even a photo of Timothy Shmala-mal-M-Long-ing. Dogging players. What? Yeah, because he's a Knicks fan. He's super animated on the sidelines. No, but he was dogging Spurs players. Like, bro, what are you going to do to Wembee?

What the heck are you going to do, brother? He thinks he's on the team. That's the problem Yeah, yeah He thinks he's Spike Lee Yeah It's okay We're being petty

From outside of the club Yeah, we are I know Yeah I know Good for them Yeah No yeah

Everybody should have a little fun You know That's cool We've been there Yeah We've been there That's cool Enjoy it guys

Like seriously enjoy it We're just waiting For the World Cup to start And apparently it starts in a couple days Yeah Okay World Cup starts In two days

For Mexico Yes And in three days For El Salvador What? All salvi's USA. I'm like,

all my selfie homies already posting their USA jerseys. Really? Oh yeah, my capiselo of the USA. They're already pointing at their jerse with their lips. Look,

I'm gonna be in the city. The world comes coming up and we are going to have a watch party so make sure you turn over. We're going to be in the city of Ontario. Come hang out with us 12 to 2 p.m.

On June 11th, that's Thursday when Mexico takes on South Africa. We're going to be there from 12 to 2 p.m. We're going to have prizes. It's going to be a good time

because it's David Busters. Oh, yeah. They got power cards, all of that. All right. Now, that was Petty Police. Let's get into some scrolling. Scrolling with the homies.

There's some new updates on your phone right now that might save you some money and maybe some friendships. Uh-oh. One of the updates that just happened was on Instagram, actually,

and Meda just debuted. it and it's where you could actually rearrange your post on your Instagram feed. So if you have your Instagram feed and you have old picture like from years ago, you could actually move it up to the top. Oh, if it's a banger, like a banger? What's the difference between that and like pinning then? So pinning it is what the post stays in its original place. So when you unpin it, it'll go back to where it's at.

Yeah. Okay. But now you could actually just move the post up instead of having to pin it. So say if you want it as the second picture, if you want it as a third picture or the fourth picture. It doesn't specifically have to be the first post. It'll just be like up there as well. Okay. So I could do like my pin post and then under that I can do my bangers section. Yeah. You can do that. Or like if you just have old pictures I just want up there. No, that's confusing. It is. Loki when we stock, we want to know what you did by like time

order. Time line. Because what you mean I'm looking at 2024, then 2016 and then yesterday. That's kind of how it is on Instagram now. Like you can be scrolling and see a post and be like, oh my God. And it happened like. When you're on someone's page though When you're on someone's page Looking at the profile I need to keep you on my toes I'm gonna have like me when I was 15 pounds lighter Right there and then I gain weight

And then I lost it again Oh man So when you were single that's crazy Oh You mean before I was happy? Well that you're the one that putting it up there You're the one putting it up there Before I was happy

Why are you gonna move that to the top? I don't want to know I don't even want to think about before I was happy So then why are you moving it up I'm not It's staying down there What else? Well, this one might save your friendship as well

And a lot of fights. Apple just released their new Bill split future Listen to what they have to say Feature? Future, he said future. I keep having a problem with that word, feature. You have a problem with the word feature?

Yes, we went over this last time. I said future last time and you guys made fun of me. I want to remember, but this one's called the Bills split. What if it's featuring future? Oh, damn. He's cooked. Feature future future.

Facha, foocha, Foocha. You guys did this in me last time. We're going to get you. There you get. Feeture. Say future, future. Say future featuring. Future.

Future. Future. Future. Future. Future. Future. Future. There's a future.

Yeah. What? Future. Future. Feature. Feet feature. Feature. Feet feature.

Feet. Future. Feet. Feet. Future. And it's called bill split. Listen to this. You can point your iPhone at a plate of food to get nutritional insights.

Or if you're grabbing a bite with friends, you can point your iPhone of the bill, then select what you ordered to split the tab with Apple Cash. Wow. Oh, man. Yep. You know who's going to be really happy about this? Who? What?

Future. Who? The people that stab people when the bill came. You're talking about that one? Not that one case. Oh, in downtown LA. Where the bill came and everybody stabbed each other instead of paying it. I'm going to say it.

I'm not going to say it. Nope. You, you're going to be really happy because, girl. Let's say it. No, no, no. As someone that usually just pays, it's like, oh, okay, now it's like, hey, take a picture of your food. You point it at the plate and then it splits it? I'm running this up at the club.

Oh, the receipt. Yeah. No more stabbing. No more stabbing. No more stabbing. Don't do it. Yeah. A stabbing hasn't happened since

and just one doesn't equal It's the whole community Because we don't know about it Because in that community Stitches get stitches Okay Can we say it? No, no, no

It's you so I don't know I'm getting the eye From my producer She said no You already said it without saying it And I just do it Because it's only Copy that things this way

Broke people Broke people need that Yeah Don't be coming to dinner With nothing in your pockets Oh no, they have something in their pocket. They have a knife. They have a knife.

And it's not to split the burger. God forbid I ask you to pay for your nachos. I just got water. Hey, so it's going to be. Yeah, I know, right. I'm going to stab you. Thank you for the feature update for our future. Thank you.

You're welcome for this. For our future brunches. Yes. Thank you. All right. You ready for the weather? Let's do it. All right, let's get to it.

And now the weather. Oh, hell the dog. With concrete storm. Peritosanez is going down for the weather Tuesday, June 9th. First, we hit the east side of L.A., Boyle Heights. To me, it's the same thing. So past the kite. Yes, it is, dog.

The weather doesn't change. 79 degrees and 60 degrees at night. Now we hit that. So the weather's the same in Boyle Heights and East L.A. Absolutely, dog. It changed marginally. You don't know what that means. I can see you looking at me, Angie.

Look it up. It means the paper you have to do like four fingers. Yeah. Marginally. Okay. Now we hit that two-thand. That two-thead. That-to-ten.

Stop looking at me. You're rubbing your E-S-L. She's staring at me with her Mexican eyes. Next week. Now we hit that two-tenth to the city of Azusa. Yesterday, someone confused me for my. Maluma, that's crazy. Wow.

Why are you laughing, Angie? That's crazy. You weren't there? So now you're light skin? I was like, yeah, it's not even about that for what it's an aura that they confuse. You know, someone with glaucoma. They were like, yeah, you look like the down and out for Malouba, though. 83 and 58 degrees at night.

Now we keep it G in the city of Cudahey. I used to tell my mom, see no, mecha post, I'm going to run away. 81 degrees and 60 degrees at night. night. Lastly, we smash to the city of Venserito. Every now and then on air, me etchum pedito. 74 degrees and 57 degrees at night. They be stinking, dude. Stop.

It's true. You're a lot. You're a lot. You're doing too much. You are a lot. You're doing too much. Anyways, guys, Boyle Heights, East L.A. 79 degrees.

79 and 60 degrees. It's the same, dog. Azusa, 83 and 58 degrees. Is San Fernando and Pocomo the same thing? God, you better watch your goddamn mouth. Exactly. Exactly. Yuck.

Cut a hate 801 and 60 degrees. And St. Tito, 74, and 57. It's your boy, Cock, for my memories. On Power 106, let's go. Rur-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R. You chose us, Los Angeles. You chose us. You did, dude.

And you keep choosing us. We love you for it. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean phone line. We got you for the homie help line. Lindsay needs our help.

Lindsay hit us up and said, hey, Brown Bag. My name is Lindsay, and I need some advice because I feel like I'm low-key trap between being a good daughter and actually living my own life already. She said I'm 28, youngest out of three, still living with my mom. She's 66 and is recently retired. My parents have been divorced for three years, and my dad basically started a whole new family and disappeared on us. Damn.

My older brother and sister already got their own houses, kids, relationships. Meanwhile, somehow I became the one that stayed behind to take care of my mom for everything. Doctors appointments, bills, errands, fixing stuff around the house, keeping her company, all that. Me Mama is old school too, so in her mind, the youngest daughter is supposed to stay close forever or until she's married. The problem is, any time I even mention moving out or going on a trip with friends, or trying to date somebody seriously, she lays on the guilt thick. She'll hit me with the, well, ask what you want, or I guess I'll just be here alone then.

And suddenly she needs me for everything. I've never even had a real serious relationship because somehow every guy I talked to becomes a problem to her. Either she says he looks irresponsible, she don't trust him, or she suddenly starts acting super sad every time I want to go out. At first I thought she was just protective, but now I'm wondering if she's scared of being left alone

because how am I supposed to get married if I don't date seriously? What makes it worse is my siblings just shrug it off and say, that's just mom. My brother even offered for her to move in with him, but she refuses because she wants to stay in her own house. So now I feel like everybody gets to move on with their lives except me. I love my mom like crazy and I know she sacrificed a lot for us, but I'm starting to feel depressed because I honestly can't picture myself

ever having my own apartment, marriage, or family if I stay stuck in this cycle forever. Brownback, am I wrong for wanting to finally put myself first and move out? Or as a daughter, do I just got to accept this is my responsibility because that's my mom. That's sad. I don't think anyone would tell you to just accept it. Just accept it. The mom needs to find someone. Yeah.

Immediately. Find someone? Like a partner? Step pops. Sometimes they don't even want that anymore. No? Just clap? No, sometimes they don't even want that anymore.

They just want their family. They don't even want to clap. But up until it happens. But that's true. Up until what gentleman comes around. They get closer to God. That's very true. That's their man.

Oh, that's when they start judging more, though. No, they've judged their whole lives. Yeah. Yeah, but then they go to church and they're like, we go to church. The question isn't, hey, help me to go my mom. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, hey, can I.

Yeah. Yeah, I would, I would. I totally see you feel trapped. But I don't think you're going to get anyone that's not going to tell you, like, girl, like, it's your time. Leave now. Yeah, it's your time. What, is the mom old? 66.

66. She's able. She's able. She's able. 66 is not like, oh, help me, I can't move. No, it's not. It's like, 166 is not like, like, because I know they're like, okay, the youngest has to take care of the mom or whatever. She don't need that type of help.

right now. No, that's not at 66. I'm 60C. Okay, chill, because actually I just made the math in my head. 66 is light, dog. Yeah. Yeah, she's still moving. She's working, actually.

Oh, man. Yeah, is she working? Is the mom working? No, she just retired recently. She just retired. Oh, she's living life. She's about to go travel and see the world. She doesn't want to travel.

She wants to stay home with her daughter and watch her daughter, watch her. She's lonely. That's what it is. Yeah. Maybe get her a dog. A dog? A dog? Yeah, right.

I'm kind of on the get her a man train. But Lindsay's on it Yeah, you can't force it on her though She still needs love though But she finds she needs love She needs love Well what happened with her and the dad Because

Oh he wouldn't and had a new family You know And then she says that even she gets sad When she's about to go on a date Fool that's low-key kind of hate her dog The mom's being a hater The mom's being a hater because she doesn't have that So she needs to find that

And at 66 dog You're so able Yes You're so able I believe so. is light work. Where do you find a man at 60? What?

Facebook marketplace or bingo night? Do you guys know again that that is not her question? No, I know. I know. It's about her self-dating or her moving now. She's going to feel bad if she moves out though. Because then if you have to wait until your mom gets a man, then if your mom hasn't had got one already, it's going to be tough on you.

You should go for yourself. Yeah, but she's going to have that guilt. No. She's going to have it anyway. You should go for yourself. You're 28 years. Find a man and then find her the man's dad for the mom. Jesus.

I don't know. I don't know why you guys ask us for help because look at our answers. Just create a fintz-a. Start talking to your mom. Catfish your own mom. Catfish your own mom. They're all happy. Mom, I got to get out of here.

Yeah, get down out of here. And then when she finds out that it's you and it's a catfish, she's going to hate you even more. And want you to stay away. Yeah. She's not out of find out. Let's go to Tay in South L.A. Taye. Hey, good morning.

Good morning. Hi, Tay. Talk to us. What would you tell Lindsay in her situation? To be honest, because, like, I'm low-key in the same situation. So I would feel like she should, and she feel like it's the right thing to do, yes. Just let your mom be. He has going to be hard.

But just, you got to do what you got to do. You don't want to feel trapped and be depressed all your life. You're 28. You do need a lot. life of your own and your mom is 66. She's okay to do everything on her own. It's not like she's disabled or anything. If she's

disabled, that's a little understanding. But if she's healthy and everything, live your life. She lived her life when she was 28. Yeah, she had three kids. Come on. Getting it in. Tay, did your mom guilt you or how are you

going through something similar? So, like, my mom doesn't like my baby daddy. Well, he was my boyfriend before he became my baby daddy. So it's like, when he was my boyfriend, she didn't like him at all. They always bumped heads. So I felt like it was best for me just to step away and go be with my boyfriend, who's now my baby daddy. Okay.

And so, like, me and my mom were bumping heads at the moment because she doesn't like my boyfriend. Yeah, and I guess you got to be the one that's like, look, regardless of how you feel, this is what I'm going to do. Thank you so much. Thank you, T. Let's go to Katie in East L.A. Katie, good morning. Katie. Hi, good morning.

Hi, good morning. Talk to us. What would you tell Lindsay? Lindsay feels trapped in her own house by her mom. Okay. First of all, I just want to say, we and me and my husband listen to you guys every morning. We're like super fans, but yeah, we just want to say that. Okay.

Yeah, let's go. I just want to tell Lindsay that I'm 20, it's Lindsay, right? I want to tell her that I'm 282 and I kind of understand what it is growing up with like Mexican parents, but she has to put boundaries because if you don't put boundaries to Mexican parents, they will always abuse you. I mean, it is real. Abuse you? What's the same?

They abuse the power. My parents are, they're not as bad, but they have been abusive too to the point where, you know, they think they can treat you like a child and they can make decisions over your life. and they literally tell you like, oh, you can't do this, you can't do that. At the end of the day, it's your life. And when you're 40 or something and you don't have anything for yourself, they're not going to tell you think you. They're going to think it was your obligation.

So they're never going to be grateful for you sacrificing your life. Facts. Honestly, I think you need to live your life. Maybe don't block your mom. Because I was like, you know what, block your mom? Block your mom. You need to block her. Maybe you do need to block her.

You need to get out of that house and block her. And another thing, if you have siblings, it's not your responsibility, girl. That's why you have siblings. Don't let your brothers guilt you into thinking it's all your responsibility. No, it's everybody's responsibility. You need to move out and talk to your brothers and sisters and tell them, okay, this is how it's going to be. We're all going to take care of mom. We're all going to take her on a weekend or something because it's not your responsibility.

It's not your obligation to take care of your mom your whole life. And don't let your mom guilt you. I think Lindsay needs to talk to you, Katie, because it seems like all those things are true and and good advice. Yeah. But I also think that she allows her siblings to not help and she allows her mom to kind of tell her what to do. It almost seems like she isn't that character, you know, but definitely needs to get

some like cajones for a lack of better term and then do that, you know? Yeah, no, I mean, my dad, I hope my dad doesn't hear this. But my dad, he's always been kind of abusive on the abusive side. Like, oh, you know, like he wants to manipulate me and push me. around and ever since I stopped it, he's obviously become like very sensitive. Like, oh, you don't care about me anymore or he's told me like, oh, you think because you have like a better job now or money, you, you obviously became, you think you're better than me. And I'm like, no, that's not because, not because I put boundaries, not because I don't want you calling me names, means that I'm, that I don't

love you anymore. I love you. But if you can't, if you can't control yourself and you're going to destroy my mental health, I don't want a relationship with you. So that's what Lindsay has to do. She, if her mom is destroying her mentally, then her mom needs to be put on checked. And if she can't follow the rules, then she needs to get out of her life. Sorry, but nobody here is, you know? Cut your mom off, bro. She's a hater. Damn.

She's vets. She's venting. She's venting. No, it's flax. It's facts. It's facts. It's fencing. KPWRFM, H.

L.A.'s number one for hip-hop, Windows Diaz. Good morning to you. Concrete, I heard when she was saying, like, that's how Mexican parents are. You're like, wait. It's true. Parents. Not all Mexican parents. All these old Mexican parents.

All that's 66. Freaking Mexican. Abusive of their power. We don't even know if Lindsay is Mexican. Very true. I have a homie. His parents are like super, super Mexican toxic like that. Like very traditional.

And it's like, we tell them like, hey, that's toxic the way that they live. Like he's the only one without kids. He's the one that has like a good job and everything. And they treat him like that. they manipulate them like oh you think you're better than us oh it's like bro no you gotta leave that yeah that's tough huh what de crez el mu mu yeah that's the that's the thing it's like oh you're like you think you're like the man like you think you're all big and bad now yeah and we tell him like dog it's a toxic household don't stay there but yeah the funniest thing is

like when you have like hell of kids and then they're like you can't go out no Pue de Salyz. My parents tell you. My parents made me stay at the house until I was 35, dog. That's a lie. No, you were at your girl's house. You stayed over there. We know your story.

You know your story. Yeah, you can't. Pobreciito yourself right now. Four kids and they're like concrete, no Puede Salir. I don't know. I get it. And I guess it's to each his own.

My dad lives with us. And he definitely is like, what time are you going to be here? The likeer, stuff like her. But I just feel like, It's not abusive. I mean, he probably doesn't yell at you. He just...

Oh, really? Oh, okay. Take back everything I said. It's an abuser, your papa. No, no. It's not easy. Because I get it. He's striking on me. Like, my mom will be the same way.

My man don't care. My man's like, I'll see you when you get home. My dad's like, and when is that? Yeah, what is that? No regrets. The kids need apple juice. And I'm too. Thank you, Mom of it.

Yeah. I don't know. I just see that as parenting. But I know it could get to an extent where you don't feel like you are. It's, again, there's levels. There's, there's, the measure of it is different. Yeah, I still call my mom that land like at an airport. I'm like, yeah, yeah.

My dad's still my emergency contact. I have a whole husband. But I was inside, I think you seem like you enjoy it. Like you don't mind that. Yeah, I love me to bust around. And tell what not to do. So we're thinking that. No more family comes here.

No, I get it. I get it, though. All right, let's go to Panchito in Paris. Panchito, what do you have to tell Lindsay? Lindsay feels, again, she feels prisoner on her own home. She's like, she can't leave. She can't have a life of her own because her mom is single, retired, and kind of puts a lot of her life onto Lindsay.

Like, hey, don't get with a man. No Sidivan. Hey, just stay with me. Just be around me. Don't leave me. And she kind of feels like, ooh, about leaving. But she really wants her own life. Panchito, in Paris.

What's up, bro? What's up, Brownback? Good morning, man. What's up, what's up, Prito? Lindsay, Lindsay, I think you should leave the nest, girl. Your other siblings are living their life. Why can't you? Like, the least your mom could do is let your daughter be happy, you know?

Like, that's the least the mom could do. And except anybody she's with, you know, she needs to love her mom from a distance, and I'll make it about her whole life, you know? So, I mean, me personally. I think she should just she should just leave the nest I mean I wouldn't I wouldn't be right there

should she block her too dealing with that stuff the mom sounds amargada yeah oh damn she's trying to bring her daughter down with her you know what I mean like Bacito

when did you leave the nest dog oh man you see I left the nest at 18 years old bro and I understand because I'm 28 years old too you know what I mean like my parents they're able to do their own thing

and stuff you know they can take care of themselves all right I definitely think that's the that's the call and maybe she needs to hear it maybe she needs to hear everyone tell her like leave you got to you got to do it for yourself

visit your mom start every day then go till every weekend but the problem is the siblings don't be caring that's not a problem like that's there no they just chose they just chose the boundary

that you didn't yeah they left but now the monster He's like, oh, you're leaving me. Their mom's not that old. Just like everybody else left me. She's not old. Just like your dad left me.

How old is your mom? My mom is 54. Okay. When do you think she's going to start going to go? And when do you think that's going to happen? Like in two years? Oh my God. I tell her all the time.

I'm like, hey, you're getting closer. Your dad? My dad is 52, 53. Okay. And when do you think he's going to be like? Or doing the voice that you. It's been a couple years that he started. Oh, my God.

Oh. Cute. I don't know. All right. Concrete, we have cameras rolling all the time. That's a sprinkler.

No, that was not what you. You were doing a sprinkler with your hand? How'd you do it, Mona? She was pointing. That's what she was doing. She was pointing. Yeah. She pointed.

All right. Parano six. LA's number one for hip hop. Buenos Diaz. Good morning to you. I'm letty. Got Greg in here. Got Concrete in here.

Got Angie in here. Got Vick in here. But more importantly, we have you in here. Thank you so much. We love you. For listening to us. Thank you.

Thank you. And to all our little listeners and our young listeners that are up for graduation, either this week or next week, we have some shoutouts that we want to share. So let's get this going. School number one. Shout out of all our schools. Shout out to all our schools. Gardena High School.

Let's go, Gardina. Santa Fe High School. A soul. Lincoln Elementary School. Oh, my God. Mount St. Antonio College. Mount Sack. There we go.

and UCLA College. Hey, out schools in the graduating class of 2026. Rancho Alamitos High School. Congratulations. Lakewood High School. Corona Avenue Elementary School. Hey, a little bit more. Roosevelt High School.

Come on. Yeah. What's up, dude? Cimi Valley High School. Wow. Finney Valley High School. That's so nice. Hold your applause till all the names have been.

Oh, right. I don't know what you're going to do. Yeah. Send me. All right. Brawley Union High school. High school. Yeah.

High school. And it's so cool. Hughes Middle School. Woo-l-laloo. And Law Elementary School. Dolly Goodfellows, all of that. We're shouting out the class of 2026, different schools. Let's go big.

Big shout out to Diamond Ranch High School. Diamond. Yeah Nicholas Junior High School Why you say it like that? Why you say it like that? It's right there. Right, right.

Next door. Garfield High School. University of Laverne. Lever. Jessica Albu's from Laverne. Fun fact. Okay. Why do you know?

I don't know. Pasoena City College. Radio broadcasting. Whoa. How did that go for you? Terrible. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Stop making these graduation. Shoutouts about you. Okay. We're celebrating. the class of 2026. Give it up for San Fernando Middle School.

Welcome to California High School. Cal High. Okay. And La Cerna High School. Right now, these actually got names attached to them because these are all Ramona, our producers, family members, all right? Wow.

So give that extra love. Oh, wow. Yeah, shout out to Lindsay Rodriguez and Alexander Lujo graduating from Kennedy High School. Wow. Kennedy. We also got Israel, oh, wait, hold on.

We also got Israel Valdivia. Oh my gosh, I feel like I'm going to say one of these names wrongs, like the lady. Oh, no. Not to me. Yeah, Israel Valdivia and Alex Mesta, Mesta in Silmar High. Daniel Hernandez, Alyssa Garcia, and Victoria Garcia, graduating from L.A. Mission College in Silver. Wow. All the Garcias are graduating.

Completed the mission. Diego Garcia graduating. graduating from Cissons. Wow. Crazy, right? It's actually my little cousin James from graduating high school too. Yeah.

All that just to become Uber drivers. That's crazy, dog. What high school? There's a bunch of Uber drivers and all these schools right here. They're all going to work at Footlocker workers. Your nephew.

I don't know, but he graduated full. Oh, so you're at a high school? Yeah, he graduated James. Shout out to James, man. Congratulations, buddy. Can't wait for you. Can I wait to see the route you're gonna be taken? No, he's a really smart kid.

He's a really smart kid. Shows to you, Bob. Shast, yeah. But all the other little Uber drivers, congratulations. Congratulations. Congratulations. He'll little lift drivers out there.

Good boy and a door dash you. I know, door dash. It's hard out here. It's hard out here. It's not their fault. And you're big up to my niece, Berkeley, and she culminated yesterday from her elementary school. Fifth grade, right?

Yeah, fifth grade. grade. I didn't know it was a term. For us, it was promotion. Yeah, that's what I know. That's that. Promotion. Yeah. I'm thinking about going back to school, man. No way. What?

Finally graduate eighth grade. You're going to see what happens, man. Hey, man, I believe you can achieve. I want to walk the stage. Yeah. Yeah. You want to walk the stage and someone say your name, right? Yeah. And coming to the stage. Christian Coutierrez.

Yeah. Thank you. Valedatorium. Graziez to all. Brown baggers. Grazias. I appreciate it. Never thought I'd make it past eighth grade.

Now I go to options for youth. You're going to do independent studies with the team pregnant. Where my elective is going to be making raspados. That's all. Okay. You did it. You did it, honey. And if you want us to shout out your school,

hit us up on Brownback Mornings 106 on Instagram. We did a post for all our graduating class of 2026, and we're doing shoutouts every day this week. Every day. That was fun. Everybody tap in Juvie, Youth Academy. Yeah. You graduate in there.

Yeah, whatever school it is, whatever school it is. There's a lot of schools out there. Camps, all that. Okay, now you're going to. Camps is crazy. Like if you graduate from there. Yeah, exactly. People graduate early from there.

The academies. They should get a shout out too. Yeah. Hurry up. We know the parking attendants we can get. Do we know what? We need all of the parking attendants? Come on, guys.

We need people to go work at SOFI. Hurry up. Hurry up and graduate. Hurry up and graduate, brother. We need them parking tickets, man. Come on, man. Insecurity. Come on, man.

Come on, man. Anyways, Concrete, you've been chosen to play a game, okay? Okay. Robert and Southgate is going for you to win him these Ice Cube and Mike Epps tickets. Yay, yay! La Puerta del Sur, let's go. And Southgate, I get it. That's what he called it.

Greg was like, hey! I get it! He didn't say it. Let's refocus it. Everybody. Lisa in El Monte is going against you, Concrete. All right. Do you have any words you have to save to them?

Ooh! We're doing finish the lyric. Finish the lyric. Yes. Of who? Ice Cube. Ice Cube. Come on.

Yeah. Yeah. It's your era. Are you ready? That's crazy. He is, dog. Are you ready? Yes, I am.

All right. So I'm going to play a piece of a ice cube song. And then after it finishes, you have to finish the lyrics. Okay, I got it. Coiler, right? You better check yourself before you wreck yourself. Because something's bad for your health. Don't act like you to.

Come on. Khan, you were in the music video. This is way before my time. Actually, my mother-in-law came out in one of Q's videos, but this is her error, dog. Are you sure? I got it right. I got it right. So you gave up?

Yeah, got a hit. Now that's the whole other song. You know I got it. Because I'm bad for your health. I come real scump. Dropping bombs on your moms. I, rock.

It's up to our producer if you get it. Yeah, yeah. I got it. You know I didn't. You got two words at a whole thing. I finished the lyric. I actually started the lyric because there was no lyrics. Go, go, go.

You better check your stuff. for you wreck yourself, oh. What about the rest? Well, yes, I do. I started the lyric. This is supposed to be finished the lyric. How does that work?

Was that not, did you say finish the lyric or start the lyric? I started the lyric. I say we get, no, because he starts a little bit. No, he doesn't. He says,

what? Full. Listen, listen. See, he starts it. Yeah, you better check yourself for you wreck yourself. Okay, well, I finished it. How much,

how much you want to be doing? I'm going to give it to them both because I don't know there was like a flag on the plate Yeah It was a flag on the plate So congratulations to Robert in Southgate Yeah

And who was? And Lisa and I want it Hey let's go Oh my goodness You're sick yourself Cause I'm bad for your health I come real stuff Dropping bombs on your moms

Kill car logs Go on now These are the songs When did he remade song You're so dumb I'm with you. I'm with you like on the... Because when they play, I know the lyrics.

When they don't play, I don't know the lyrics. Yes, it's weird. It's easy to follow along. Yeah. But otherwise. Why are you laughing so much, Jake? What happened? Because my colleague, Concrete is...

Violating the workplace. Oh, guidelines. And it's so funny. But you can only get... You can get one. You can get away with one. That's what they said. Oh, he's doing harassment?

Yeah. Shooting a shot. But like you could shoot it once. Not why your suezza. No, no, no, no. To who? No, what I'm saying, No, what I'm saying is that

Mone is my favorite here. And you want to get it. All right, you might think it's jokes. Her man is not anything is a joke. Big tone, daddy, he's not a think it's a joke. Big tone can come too. One for here, one for you know, put extra napkins

because it's going to be all over. place. This guy's crazy. You only get one. Remember that. You only, no, that's not true. That's not true.

And now you have to explain it. In HR training, they said you can make a pass out of a coworker. No, they didn't. But not repeated me. They said, you cannot repeat.

Okay, this is what they said. You're going to have Nina, our HR girl, come in here. You cannot make repeated passes out of coworker. Repeated. Repeated. So the guys took it as,

oh, so we get one. one because one is not repeated or never stop and she didn't say no and it will never count as one one long one just one long one this is still the same one halal ha la ha la ha la ha la ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha this is the same this is the same conversation from last week you didn't even take that training yes i did no you did no you did not i passed it with flying colors yeah there's not even a past let me tell you i passed There was like a word play. There's nothing a hundred bucks getting past. If I could get my

Prima. Comegion with a hundred dollars. For favor. All right. Angie, there's Cheesme. Zool, come here? Now what's going on? Cheesemation with Angie.

Okay, you guys. La Kim Kardashian. She is being called out for how rude she was being this past weekend. So she was at the Bonaco Grand Prix, right? which is like a race car thingy out in Monaco. There you go, yeah, yeah.

And Monaco. It's maniacal, not pronounce. There's no any other. It's Monica. Monaco. Monaco. I'm so sorry, you guys. Let me start talking like this. A jumbaco.

So she was out there supporting her manse, Louis Hamilton, right? And this girl was actually being called out because there was this one reporter. His name is Martin Brundel. he's really well known he's actually a retired race car driver right and he was like he's known for doing like interviews before the race starts he sees Kim and again people know him they stop and they talk to him he sees Kim and actually Kim was just being rude and ignores him listen I have a word with Kim and Chloe I mean what could possibly go wrong Martin Randall Sky F1 how are you today yeah normally people have a quick chat with this are you enjoying F1 She looks at him and at first I thought I'm like okay maybe she didn't even know who that is right because it's like over there Yeah, it's not like her lane and things like that but actually like the security guard that she was with actually leaned Over forward to her and explain who he was and that's when she looked at and smiled and just kept walking like ignored him

Oh so she didn't say anything yeah, but what does she owe him? It was just like saying like you're ignoring this guy that everybody knows You're being rude you could at least answer the simple question like how are you like he's a big deal in f1 Yeah Basically. Yeah. I actually like it. If she can, if she ignores all around.

You feel me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It would be weird. Like, I'll only talk to you because everybody's known. Right. He's like,

no, you all can get ignored. Absolutely. Yeah, I mean, not to stick up, you know, for my homies girl

or anything, but like, I was just like, I know, I was just like, maybe she just doesn't want to make it about herself. He's your homie. Is he going to be at

Rose Crens, he can't be in front? Louis Hamilton, you'll have to go and find out. He won't. Never know. Get your tickets now, guys. They're literally flying off the shelves.

There will be no parking when you get there. Okay, so anyway, so yeah, I was just thinking maybe she's not trying to make it about herself. That was my thought. I just think she didn't want to interview. Yeah. Because you're right. She didn't talk to anybody else. Yeah.

But another thing that she's getting called out is like how privileged she was doing because appearing like towards the end of the race, right, Lewis is actually celebrating and he's popping champagne. And he's like on top of a podium. and he starts spraying everyone and he sprays Cape Kardashian with the champagne and so Kim starts covering herself

she starts walking and she just finds a towel and she starts to wipe herself come to find out that this towel actually belonged to the winner Kimmy Antonelli that was actually right there waiting for her or for him so he can actually use after the race. Oh well that's fine I mean Lewis got like someone else's towel

Lewis got second place I mean he could use it you know what I'm saying? But they're saying like no you're Privilege. You didn't even ask or just saw a towel and you're saying like you're crazy. That's Louis. A little homie. That's Louis is a little homie. Yeah, she's getting called up being tone. This girl or no. Yeah, the tone deaf is very different than privilege. Tongue deaf, yeah, she probably don't know what the heck's going on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Her man's new thing. Yeah. She might know a little bit of basketball. Might know a little bit hip-hop. Yeah. Might know a little bit football. But this is probably new, very, very new to me. Probably, yeah. Yeah. I didn't even know that you can't touch some, like the towel. Like, yeah, she's being called out for that. So it was like a Mercedes towel? Or did it say like Kimmy Antonelli? It was like right there on the podium.

So like at the raises towards the end, it's like, they get put in podiums, right? And then every towel is like for the winner. Ah, okay. I mean, yeah. And she's walking past it and that's when she grabs it. I think everybody's just like going to be hypercritical of her. Because like they were already like tripping on her outfit.

They're like, oh, that's not what like the wives of drivers wear. You know, because like her outfit and stuff like that. Yeah. Maybe that's why she didn't want to do the interview because she knows that they're probably going to ask her stuff like F1 related and she's like I don't know it. She's like F1, F1, F you. But it was just a simple question. F1, FM all. Yeah.

I'm only effing one. She is only effing one. He wasn't first? No. That's why you guys should hate her. No, he's doing good though. If you're not first your last. Yeah.

In the racing world, if you're not first your last. Talada Tala Tala Tijuana or whatever the heck. That is true. No hate her because she can't use the Tau, which we all would have probably. done if we got champagne sprayed for the first time. True. No, but he's doing good. He's not like cursing.

Like, she's not cursing. But he's won before, right? Yeah. And he didn't win this time. No, but he's. So she cursed him. Jose knows he's on the back on the come up. Like, you know.

I don't know. After Vic, you know. Dang. After the low rider. After the low. No. It's either your fault. Archim's, you pick.

He plays. Who is hers? Yours or hers? It's not my fault. Okay. All right. If it's hip pop. You know let these on.

There I go. Rep sheet. Let these set go. And big up to our family, Justin Credible. He has amazing artists coming through to do dope freestyles, which reminds me concrete. You said you were going to do a freestyle with Justin and you never did. That's pretty messed up. That's not how we do family over here.

It's an exclusive. And we're waiting for the right time. Which is? That's been months. Yeah. I got to write it. It's a freestyle. It's a freestyle.

But Justin Credible had a blast in with him. And here's a little peek at the freestyle that drops today at. at 10 a.m. on our YouTube on our Power 106 Los Angeles, YouTube. Check it out. Hey, she keep telling me. She love me. I won't tell her back. If she's sending her heart emojis, I'm a melit back. I don't need your love, baby. I can tell his cap. All this winning. They're just waiting for the L-a-Tat. Oh, no. You see what's in a bit. My boy, Blast is speeding on the freeway right now. Can we talk to him?

I love Just Incredible. Yeah. Yeah. So that just incredible free stock is we featuring Blast drops today. on our Parenthood 106 YouTube channel. And of course, Blast album, Labor of Love drops June 12th. Everybody's hype about it. The blast album, I'm singing everywhere. Oh, yeah. I love his singing.

Incredible. That make money move. All right, I have to talk about this. This is like a money moves court case that makes me sick. It makes me feel like some people need to go to church and confess their sins. You know that luxury brand, Chrome Hearts? Yes. Yeah.

Vic, you have a thing from there, no? Didn't you're... Yeah, necklace? Yeah. It's not the one you want you. Also, no, I don't. But I also have a tattoo of it. What?

That's part of the Chrome Heart. Okay, so that's a tattoo, right? What does that look like to you? Where, where? Let me see. So it's inside the Sacred Heart. Doesn't that just look like a sacred heart? Does that just look like religious imagery?

Yeah. Yes. Okay, okay. So that's a cross. We're setting that. We're setting that. Okay, boom. Now, Chrome Hearts is.

suing Nordstrom because they say Nordstrom is selling jewelry with the cross that they own. Oh my God. They own the trademark to that cross, which looks like a Roman-ish. Yeah. Like any other Roman cross. Yes, a Gothic cross. And they are suing Nordstrom for that. And I, as a follower of Jesus Christ, feel like the church needs to sue them for suing Nordstrom.

Yes. them to confessionals for that. What? Yeah, it's weird. I mean, it's hard to, like, trademark across. There's certain things, like, like, a heart, like, just like a, like a heart in general, like a happy face. It's like certain things that are just universal.

Like, I don't know if anybody can own that. They're copying Chrome Arts, though. Like, that's a thing. No, it's a specific, that's a specific. Have you got to church? It just did before Chrome Hearts put it up. Chrome Arts is arguing that decades of use, celebrity influence, advertising, and trademark registrations have made the designs.

recognizable as a part of its own brand. I'm going to tell you right now, when I see that cross, I think of Jesus Christ. And his brand. And affliction and this, that and the girl. Oh, yeah. Like, there's so many other brands that have used. Audinger or whatever. Jesus Christ definitely wore a chrome heart.

Yeah. He did. He is the chrome heart. He is the chrome heart. How about that? It's just a trip to me that. What are you doing? I think it's dope.

They're very iconic. That's why I like. That's what I'm saying. When I see that cross. You know who's more. iconic Jesus Jesus Christ it's gonna get out of hand because there's always like a lot of religious imagery in fashion and stuff like that I mean imagine not like like no one really owns it no no and it's just weird like imagine like Christian Dior is gonna like sue Christians do it

no no no it's like no no we're Christian Dior we're Christians like no it's just like just everybody just use it and just relax all right we're all borrowing and stealing and all the stuff like Take that tattoo off then, Vic. Right now. I can't. I don't want to see you. Honestly, that tattoo is a religious tattoo. That tattoo is not a chrome hearts tattoo.

Yeah, exactly. He has a rosary. Yeah, I thought. Do they hold rosaries too? I hope not. Oh, my goodness. That was just crazy. It is crazy.

They're reaching. That's wild. All right. They need to reach up and praise a Lord. That's what they need to do. I mean, Jesus in their life. Now, let's talk about aliens. Hey, Star.

Hell of studios. What's nine plus 10? Turn your line? Look at this. Studious foods. Peritos, a lot of studious foods out there know that something big is coming, and I'm one of them right now. Extraterrestrial disclosure is coming. I'm not the one that said it.

Listen to what Barack said. Are aliens real? They're real, but I haven't seen them, and they're not being kept in, what is it? Area 51. You know where they're being kept? They're coming, and it's going to be an extraterrestrial invasion. And I'm going to tell you guys how to survive it right now. An extraterrestrial invasion?

Yes. Van A vener invasers? Los invasores. De no. And this is going to happen. Immediate survival steps, one. Oh, so you have tips for us. Yes, I have tips.

Should Mars attack, you got us. They will attack, guys, so be careful. First one is shelter in place. A boy looking up at the sky and gathering in crowds. Is that the first one or is that three? That's the first one. That's the first one. Wait, wait, that's a lot.

That was three and one. Listen, as this creates a dangerous stampede effect, all right? Hold on. Number two is go. No, no, no, no. We're still on one. We're still on one. So what we got to do?

Okay. We got to get this straight. Okay. Okay. Stay where you're at. Yeah, just shelter in place. Okay, I'm home. Second is go dark.

Assume invaders are scanning for heat signatures. Light. How do you do that? Appliances, turn up all lights and cover all windows with blacked materials like garbage bags and heavy blankets. You don't want to be seen. So turn off all the lights. Okay.

Number four, radio silence. Turn off your, not power. No, not. No, no. Hold on. Turn off your smartphones and wrap it in aluminum foil. That's how they stole my phone. To block signals.

All right? Turn off your freaking microwave. All right? What does the microwave do with this? Yeah. Put your phone in the microwave. Number five, stay clear of targets. Avoid heavy populated areas.

military bases. Well, yeah, because I'm hungering down, right? Yeah, bunger down. Yes, yes, yes, yes. And that's going to be your survival kit right there, guys. That's it. So just stay home. There's nothing else.

You mention nothing about food. Definitely get some food. Definitely get, well, that goes, that goes without saying. Okay, get some MREs. Well, how if it's getting, you're telling me to stay home, but then I have to go to the store and buy the other. You should have all this food. You should have a first-A-kid kid.

You should have like a survival kid. And especially an alien survival one. What's an MRE, sir? An MRE is, I don't know the abbreviation, I don't know what it abbreviates, but an MRE, it's, what the military guys be eating up there. Meal ready to eat. Meal ready to eat. Oh, that's a pretty easy impression. Thanks, great.

Don't out shine me like that, Greg. Where'd you get these tips? When the sky, look, when the skies. It's all over the internet, guys. Oh, okay. This is all over the internet. Yeah. When the sky lights up and chaos ensues, your primary goal is to avoid and becoming the casualty of panic or direct targeting.

Guys, just stay under control, man. I'm just join them. You can't join them. Does anybody else feel like we're not going to survive if these are the survivors? That's what I'm saying. Just try to join them at least. I feel like, if you don't follow this, then you're not going to survive it. Where are the tips from?

Are they from chat GPT? No, no, no, no. It's from the New York Post. the emergency action plan for alien invasion on earth. That chat GPT gave you? No, it's from the New York Post. Where are the laser rays? We got to fight back, man.

Like, we got to like, Poo-Chu-Pew, man. You got to get your little Pugh, man. You got to get you a little 9 millimeter. That's not going to do anything against an alien. Have you tried it? Aren't they already among us? Yeah.

Like, so they know what we're going to do. In the movie, signs. Do you guys watch that? I remember. The water everywhere. Yeah. I remember he used a baseball bat. That's all it took.

He just had a baseball bat. And he said, swing for the fences, Johnny. So why do you want lasers for, buddy? Well, I'm saying, I don't know. Like, we need some, like, artillery or something. I like your tips, bro. I like that. My tips are great.

How else are we fighting aliens right now? Hunker down. Don't look up with the sky. Never look up at the sky. Yeah, and unplug your microwave. What if they're like E.T? And they're like nice little aliens. E.

Yeah, see? Do you think they're nice? I don't know. We're just judging them without even knowing that. No, they'd probably come here to take our jobs. Oh, God. Oh, jeal. Oh, gee, that's a good turn.

Don't look at us. No, I'm saying. What if? What if? What if? What if? What if? What if they come here from Jupiter to take our jobs?

They're not going to take our jobs. They're going to make us work for them. They're going to take us to Jupiter. What about if they come here and take our jobs and colonize us? You keep repeating it. And they're going to make us work for them. Believe me. They don't want our jobs.

Take our women. They want to own us. They're going to take our, they're not going to own. They are. I would join them. You think so? Yeah. If they can make it to Earth with whatever technology they have.

No, I'm fine. They'll probably get out. Okay, you're good. And all we got is that we're turning off our microwave and hungering down. Yeah. They're going to laugh at us. All right. That's all you did?

They're definitely taking our women, though. They're taking the Latinos back up to Mars. That is joining them. Tell you, joining the aliens. Thank you so much for studios for that was it. That was happy. Hunger down. Stay smart and stay alive.

Thank you. Get with the J. Shoot it. Play ball. All right, you guys. New York's newest villain, Wembenyama, is pretending he's not the bad guy. Wembe. Wemby.

Wemby. All right. The Spurs beat the New York. Nix yesterday 115 to 111. And Victor Wembenyama has now officially become a villain in New York. Isn't he so nice, though? He's very nice. He's very nice. But he's also slick.

He's also slick. After game three, he was asked about being a villain by a reporter. And he decided to bring up an old. old villain to get the heat off of him. All right? Listen to this. Oh, you may be New York's newest villain. Is that kind of the ultimate compliment?

I guess I'm nowhere near Trey Young level, though. I'm nowhere near what? Trey Young. Trey Young used to play for the Atlanta Hawks. Oh, that was their villain before? He was their villain. Still to this day, they still hate him.

Wow. After he beat them in a, in a, in a, playoff series, he said, yo, y'all, Nick fans, y'all can go home now. Because a lot of them went to the Atlanta Stadium and, you know, basically it kind of took over. Yikes. And so New York Nick fans responded by this iconic video. Trey Ruh. They were so mad.

Oh, they hated Trey Yonge. So much. To this day. They don't like. They're still like, oh, we hate Trey Young. But now, you know, he's like, well, I'm a villain, but nothing like Trey Young. So he had to bring up, like, this past villain. Like, remember you guys hate him?

Remember you guys ate him so much? It's just a crazy troll, dude. I hate you so much, man. Suck my. You feel like me, I hate you so much. I hate you so much. I want to laelial. Yes.

You know, I hate you. It made me think of like other sports villains. You know what I'm saying? Like, who do you guys hate? Remember growing up just being like, oh, I hate that guy? Raja Bell. Oh, we played for the jazz.

Wow. Everyone that went up against Kobe. Oh, any of Kobe's ops or your ops? Everybody, anybody has Kobe's ops, yeah. Well, see, this is why I hate it? child to have villains because then we get them and it's like wait i thought i hated you like i hated our test and then i hated steve lash and then we got them both and it's like wait that's confusing you're on my but stevehash was ever a villain yeah he wasn't like him no we didn't uh even um dwight howard we played him in the

finals and then he ended up on our team like what i am confused i feel confused yeah i'm just glad we never got paul pierce because i hated that guy yeah that fool sucks no he doesn't suck i'm sorry because he's from out here too he's like uh ties to the streets he do be around but i just hated him so much as a Celtics player and you know obviously he's like he's around he's from here who's a bigger sports villain than paul pierce oh a bigger sports uh draymond green probably draymond green he's a good sports villain who i hate no who's a sports villain oh like to me kke hernandez he's a villain he's a villain oh barry bonds oh barry bonz Jose conseco i like Jose conseco yeah but he's snitched on everybody so yeah everybody everybody everybody

hates Mani Machado, even though he's one of the greatest players of all time. Of all time? Come on. Best third place basement of the... Of all time. Have you seen his batting average right now? Of all time, dog. You're not going to say Mani Machado is not the best third basement or baseball player that's been around for the longest.

That's been around for the longest. I thought it was all time. I thought it was all time. It's better than A-Rod, better than any. Michael Jackson, bro. Better than A-Rod? Badi-Machato is 100% better than A-Rod. You guys, he's batting 169.

That's just this season. Who, that's me up there, dog. I might as well pay for the Padres. Literally, 169. I don't think you could be a villain if you're batting 169. No one's thinking about Mani Machado as villain. No one. His ears are the villains.

All you do Dr. fans hate him so much, dog. You Dodger fans hate him, but you want him so bad. We do not want somebody that bats 169. Wasn't he already a dog? Yeah, that's why you guys hate him because he left you guys. We didn't like him. We didn't like them. All right, whatever.

That was sports.