Brown Bag Mornings - 7/10/26 Flaked On My Girl For Casino Night With The Boys... 🎰🥀 | Brown Bag Mornings

Episode Date: July 10, 2026

The squad attempts to mediate a messy Homie Helpline where a listener was ghosted by her younger "puppy" after he faked a daughter emergency to hit Topgolf and the casino with the boys. Between the relationship drama, the crew breaks down 50 Cent’s petty Emmy flex over the Diddy documentary and explores LA’s new $75 bulletproof van "hood tours". [Edited by @iamdyre 👕] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (3:50) Chisme (6:40) National Story (12:11) Petty Police (20:07) Scrolling (23:54) The Weather W/ Concrete (25:36) Homie Helpline (46:46) Don't You Know I'm Local (50:38) Chisme (53:37) Studious Foo (59:30) Play Ball   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Yo, before the episode starts, leave a like, drop a comment, leave a review, and yes, subscribe so you don't miss any brown bag mornings. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? So, if I haven't told you 500 times already, I was over in New York this past weekend. What? What?

The Big Apple? Yeah, bole. And me cajee. I golly. Paya, and I lost to be there. But while I was there, I did a lot of tourist stuff. Okay, I went to go see the Statue of Liberty. And, like, we were doing, like, super touristy things.

Yeah. And my homies in New York are like, bro, we don't even do that. But I was like, maybe we should. And that's exactly how I feel about L.A. too. We are in the backyard of an incredible place that people from all over the world wait their whole lives to come and see. And we're just like, oh, we're not going to go to Hollywood on Highland. We're not going to go to the freaking Hollywood sign.

Why? Why? I'll tell you why. Why? It's a mess down there. Oh, yeah. No, no, no. But they're saying like, why go?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. See some stars? But it had me thinking of all the people that were here for the World Cup. Yeah. And there's actually a tour that makes me want to be like, I want to be a tourist in my own city, okay? There's a New Zealand couple and a video that they posted taking an L.A. hood tour. And I was like, bro, why have we never thought of this? Going on a hood life tour today?

Holston, Critchell, the projects. I don't want to see Celebrity Homes. I want to see The Hood. I love it. I love it. I don't want to see Celebrity Homes. I want to see The Hood. And the places that they went to were pretty gnarly.

Their driver took them to a place in the Training Day movie. Check this out. Y'all remember a movie called Training Days by Gizel Washington. I remember his baby mama? In the project, I'm going to take y'all. Every time he came over here over his baby mama house. Before he turned and went down this street by he. They're so like, whoa.

Bro, they're in the jungle. Literally. That'd be funny, dude. Crazy. Baldwin Village, also known as the jungles. I looked at the website for the Hurtors. It's not too bad. I think we can do it.

Because watching them go through it and be, like, happy and about it, and I was like, okay, maybe we should try stuff like that. Now check this out for just $75. You get a three and a half hood life hip hop tour, okay? And it runs through South Central, Compton, Watts, Baldwin Hills, Crenshaw, the Marathon store, the Watts Towers, excuse me, the Friday House, where you can even step outside of it and take a photo on like one of the low rider bikes outside of the Friday house. And check this out, you're going to do it all in a discreet, blacked out bulletproof van or SUV. That's what it says. That sounds more dangerous somehow.

For 75 bucks? I don't even cover the gas to go all those places. But, hey, that's a deal. Is it per person? I'm assuming. Yeah. When you have multiple. 17 people in the truck?

Yeah. Okay. That's tough. Heck no. I want to see what that waiver says. Like, we are not responsible for you getting shot by the books or the crips or the essays or anybody. Or if anyone makes you go out and do push-ups Justin Bieber.

Just do them. Yeah. I don't know. I'm just saying this right in our backyard. That's pretty crazy. People from the World Cup are coming in here, right? Show them East LA Boyle Heights. That's a good idea.

I shout out to our family over in East LA and Boy Heights. They're going through it right now. I feel bad for them, dude. It stinks over there. Yeah. Not even saying that in a mean way. Like, I feel really bad. Take them right there to the train tracks and everything too.

No, no, we're not going to go there. We're going to let the community there. That sucks. The reality of it. Well, that sucks. Zoola, come here? Now what's going on? Ew!

Cheese Mason with Angie. Okay. How many of us saw the documentary that 50 Cent did about Diddy's reckoning on Netflix? I did. I did. Right? Did you watch it? Yes, of course.

I was hooked, Lettie. What made you hooked? The whole thing. What did you like? Just like Diddy, Cochino, Nasty. You like supports him? Like, ugh. No, but just like knowing how like the back end like of, well, I shouldn't even say back.

How you? Whoa. I caught myself. No, but apparently that dokey series, you guys, it's up for three Emmy nominations. Shee! Not that one. I know.

It's like, I'll be rooting for... No, but honestly, like, 50 said actually reacted to it. And he posted saying, everybody had something to say when I announced it. Now the Emmy's got something to say, two.

Three Emmy nominations for the Sean Combs, the reckoning. Well, 50, those should be Diddy's awards. I know. I'm like... Because it's his movie. movie, he stars in it, he's all over it, so maybe you should, and if it wasn't for

Diddy, Big Dog, you wouldn't have a documentary. Oh, that's all, girl. I know, like his story. I mean, right? I get you, he did put on, put in all that work. What it is? He did, of course. He shot it himself.

30 years of work. It was his footage that he used, dude. Yeah, that's mine. Big Dog, send me my trophy, for my word. This is the equivalent of not like us getting nominated for a Grammy. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's like, it was like a dis, like, it was like a dis, like, too, who Diddy, but essentially it gets nominated and recognized because it was just so good.

I mean, that'd be like Drake rapping, not like us. And then winning. Yeah. You know, like, it's not the same, but it's fine. It's like 50 cent making a documentary about Diddy and then it's getting it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like that. And that props to 50% for making that.

But should Diddy get some kind of recognition? And you know the funny thing is, if you were to win on like the televised, he'll go up there and he'll thank Diddy. Oh, for sure. Oh, yeah. Like, he'll be like, yeah, thank you for giving me all the content to put up. He shot it. He paid for it.

Well, I guess he didn't pay for it, right? That was a problem. Yikes. Well, to me, the part where this crazy is the less of the freak off stuff is the Tupac stuff. In the dog. Like his involvement. Yeah. That stuff is what was wrong to me.

Yeah. Legit. Reportedly. Reportedly. Uh, well. All that. It's wild. He's getting those three.

Bad Bunny also got nominated, Angie. Oh, did he? The Super Bowl halftime show by the Nogne. You're right. He did. What? I know. Wow.

Bonito. After everybody was complaining. Not everybody in this room. At least, no more want to be able to be. Yeah. You have against Bad Bunny. Everybody's settled out.

We're gearing up here, okay? We're loading? Yeah, we are. It's cold in here, man. It's warming up. It's not. What? What?

Da, da, da, da, da, da. I don't know if I could do the next story with the... No, do it. Let's go. Run it. All right. Well... There's a national story that's bringing one of our people's worst nightmares. Oh, my God. A reality for a family in Houston, Texas.

I'm talking about Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, a 52-year-old father and husband who was killed by ICE agents in Houston earlier this week. Really, really, really, really sad situation that we saw play out, unfortunately, because of videos of him laying out on the side of the side of the... the street screaming in agony for help that got circulated on Facebook that got put over on over on social media and that's actually the way that his son and family found out about the whole situation listen to this I saw a video posted on Facebook that he had been shot I recognize him immediately not from his appearance but from his voice crying for help as he lay on the street bleeding out now I want to make this clear because As much as we definitely, our hearts go out to them, our prayers and our thoughts and a lot of people that we know there, because it is on social media and because it's in the time that we are and in the United States, there's so much hate going around too, which is so incredibly unfortunate.

Lorenzo himself was going through the legal process to become a permanent resident. Had spent the last 35 years building homes, he eventually started his own construction company, hiring crews of workers. and every morning before sunrise, he'd drive them to job sites. That is exactly what he was doing, the Tuesday morning that he was shot during an immigration operation that now turns out

wasn't even supposed to be targeting him. This, these updates are insane because they just get worse and worse. Now, the Department of Homeland Security is saying Lorenzo was not actually the person ICE was looking for. The officials say agents were searching for another man but stopped Lorenzo because they believed he resembled the target and was driving a similar white work van according to the ICE agents who were in an unmarked car by the way

Lorenzo tried to flee he rammed a federal vehicle and then attempted to run over an agent with his van again this is according to the ice agents on the scene I wish that there was some kind of body footage or body cap footage but oh my god look would you look at that during such an important situation they were not wearing any. How convenient. Ice agents say that their agent fired in self-defense. The FBI is investigating the alleged assault on the

officer while the Department of Homeland Security's Inspector General is investigating the shooting itself. Would you look at that? We are investigating ourselves. And there's really no way to corroborate this besides the word of the agents because Lorenzo himself has passed away. His family doesn't

believe that's what happened because they know their dad. They say that he may have thought someone was trying to steal his work van. It's happened before. That is a real fear. It is like I have a, my dad has a locksmith van, and it's every day. You have to be aware, right? So to see an unmarked car trying to swipe you and cut you off, what does that make you feel

or think less, right? Yeah, my dad's van got stolen about a year and a half ago two years ago. It was all over social media. They stole it. Same thing. You were scared. Yeah. And then they'll never be the same again.

Like even if they get the van back. they get the tools back, they're on guard if they weren't already. That's your livelihood right there. You can't work if you don't have it. And another major development is that ICE has confirmed those agents were, again, besides not being wearing the body camera footage, excuse me, they're also saying like, you know what, we were looking for a couple people and were scouting that area. His van was there.

And so we made that, I guess, assumption. That is not okay. No. They were looking for the. money that's a reward that comes from you know the bounty surveillance video like we've been seeing bits and pieces of stuff come out again it doesn't really seem like he was the aggressor it seems like there's video of them cutting him off there's or like them pushing him off the road like you're seeing that and i'm just trying to figure out where in the where in the self-defense or at what point does he can self-defense

yeah he's not the target you know well yeah i mean he can't be the aggressor if exactly if he's not the target. If he's not the intended target, so if he's not the intended target, then that means whatever he's doing is probably just self-defense. And even worse, bro, because I know we got to go to commercials. They end up giving his body

to the hospital under a John Doe. They must have went through his pockets or his phone because the phone is missing. The phone isn't to the family. And they put it to the John Doe so the family can't get his body. They're making it tough for the family to get this body because he was brought there

as a John Doe reportedly. If these ice agents had them and they have their, it's just very confusing, very angry. But more than anything, our love goes out to Lorenzo's family. And we will try to keep you as best updated as possible. This is not what we want in our country. This is not what we want for our people. And at least what we can do is bring attention to it here on Parano 106. That's the sound of the police.

The petty police. You're petty. You're just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest. Pretty, pedious. Oh my goodness.

Boludo. Shea, bolloo. Petriest person in the room is always a... A man. Man. That's what this story used over. A man over in Argentina, who is a news host, has gone viral for the comments that he's made about Mexico. Did Argentina play Mexico?

No, it did not. But for some odd reason, they were speaking about the Argentinian game. I mean, excuse me, this newscast was about a couple weeks back when Mexico was playing in the World Cup. Okay? Now, Eduardo Feynman, who is an Argentinean newscaster, chose that moment on Argentinian national TV to talk about how much he detests Mexicans.

I will do my best of translating after, but for those who speak Spanish, here you go. Norway, for Inglaterra, Mexico, with who you? I wanted to get in the States. I detest to those Mexicans. I detest with my I detest Mexicans

I detest them with my soul When asked Who are you going for England or Mexico bro? He keeps going Let's look at this He's gonna make In the orto

But I'm I'm with you, I want to I'm not detestable Those types The type Detestable Okay so the other host is like I'm which I wanted Mexico to lose

He's staying to the game And he's like Oh no Those people Those types Super detesting. The testable. Listen. Has one day, you remember

the periodist that he said, he lived here, to the Mexicans, not only in the football, in all. Now, this is important. He then goes on to say, oh, I can't stand the jealousy, the envy that Mexican people have towards Argentinians, okay?

Not just football, soccer, not just there in everything. Let's just make mention that he said that, right? He's going a little bit. Oh, no, no, no, envisian They're

like us and not like us is what he is actually ended off with now that circulated globally it's the World Cup

people are clips that we've never seen from countries we've never channels we never seen at all they get hip to it it makes the rounds

and the petty part about all this is that he now has to go on and apologize for the words that he said which he's probably

said like an umpteenth amount of times and that has happened But this one made him have to say sorry. And like I mentioned, he wants everyone to know. I was just talking about soccer. Listen. I think he generated a nojo of millions of Mexicans.

And the truth, they're the reason in enocharse with me. And I want to be very clear. No, it was a commentio xenophobic. No, was a message of audio. We're talking about football. He says, I want to make this clear. There's been millions of Mexicans upset, rightfully so for the things I said. But no, my heart, this wasn't a hate message.

I was talking about soccer. No, it wasn't. Jesus. Yeah. He said that. He said, I was talking about soccer. Yeah. He detests us in soccer either.

No. No? No? No? I just, no. I'm sorry, no. No. No, there's no way you can go on national television or, you know, and say stuff like that

and really double down, triple down, quadruple down on saying that you detests a whole nation of people. detest. With his soul. That's worse than hate. Oh yeah, detest with my soul. What does I have to do with soccer? I don't know.

That's like my dad telling me I'm not even mad. I'm just disappointed. That hurts, bro. Yeah, yeah. I rather you call me the B word than anything else, you know? You know what I'm saying? But, no, it just, I mean, it just goes to show you again. I always say like, you know, he felt so

comfortable to say that. Because he feels that people agree with him. If he didn't feel that people would agree with him, he wouldn't say that, especially in national television like that, he felt that he had some kind of backing in that, you know. He was comfortable. He was comfortable. You know, for someone to say something like that on national television,

you feel comfortable. You know, maybe the cameraman, the engineers was like, yeah, let's go, buddy. You're saying exactly what I want to say, buddy. God damn somebody had the goddamn say. You know what I'm saying? His co-host was talking about soccer. I could be like, yeah, I wanted them to lose too.

Which, of course, you're not. Not everyone's into like Mexico soccer or the team or root for them and all of that, right? I get that. But he just kind of took it another level. And I don't want to speak for the community as a whole because I do know a couple people of Argentinian descent that I don't see that type of like feeling towards Mexicans or feelings towards other communities. So I really want to make that clear. I'm specifically talking about this, man.

Yeah. Who went out his mouth and said, I detest Mexican those people with my soul. And hey, not just in soccer, they want to be us. Yeah. They want to be us, you guys. They envy us. Honestly, that was an elite hate comment. And I'm not saying they invented, you know, soccer or racism, but they're good at them both.

Oh, wow. There you go, Vic. Those are the thoughts of Victor Rose Crenzvick. I know, be in general. Yes, the Argentine is. Come on, let's be real. There we go. Elite.

They're elite. Yes, you are elite. Hey, did you grab a town because you're on Vic Island right now? My guy. My boy, my boy took the jet ski all the way to his own island right now. Bootheed. Not the Spaniards. Grab a coconut on my jeez because you're on an island by yourself right now.

Wilson! We're still going, Vic. Keep going, Vic. We don't stop you. I want your parking spot. Very petty. Very petty. It's still delivered by Rosecrans Vig?

Oh, yeah. For the boy, big. Oh, my God. We're not saying you're all like that. We're saying you're all like that. We just messed up. That's make it very clear. Not anybody thinks like that.

Just like that every American, just like Trump doesn't speak for every American. Yeah, that's true. Right, right, right, right. And so that gentleman, I'm sure, does not speak for every Argentinian. You know what I'm saying? 9 out of 10, probably.

You're annoying. According to Vic. My stats. This is Nick's next video explaining yourself. Lestimann a persons That never Fierraterio of the message

Corresponde to Aclarer. Yeah. I just want to say I was talking about sports. Oh yeah. Yeah. That's what it was. That's what it was.

I wasn't talking about the rich Mexicans. I was talking about the poor ones, man. Jeez, man. That guy. Him and Vic, man. God. Are you Vic Feynman?

Are you Vic Feynman? Why don't play the man? All right. That was patty-polling. Scrolling. There's a new Instagram feature that's going to make you want to delete the app right now. I feel like I'm in the Iron Man suit. Oh, like Jarvis.

Jarvis, Jarvis. Instagram has rolled out a new future that everybody is going crazy. You heard it, right? A new future? A new future? What? Instagram is giving us our new future. The 22 new tracks.

There is your future. But there's a few feature. There you go. Feature on Instagram. And, you know, everybody worries about AI and what they could do with their photos and what they can do with their videos, right? While there's a setting on Instagram that is allowing people to take your photos and videos and do whatever they want with them without you being notified about it. Meta's just rolling this out and it's on your settings. You can either turn it on and off.

Okay. But once people use your post, it's not notifying you at all. Really? Yes. Hmm. That's crazy. Yeah. So especially if you're public, like if I take Kahn's photo, I could just take it through it, throw it through meta, and he'll never know.

Yeah, I guess it's allowing for anybody that posts on a public profile to give their photos off to the world. And if I, they have like the new chat, GBT-esque feature of making photos. Like, hey, make concrete eating a bear from the back. Are you? And then it'll do it. It'll do it. I've made plenty of birds from a bear from a bear. They're just gummy bears

You start from the back I start from the Oh yeah Oh yeah Like the gram cookie Like the little bears Remember back in school? I used to like

They would give me like two Remember that? I start with the arm One arm And the other arm And then the other leg And then it was a body And then you know

I finished up with the head Ooh And these features Is automatically set For you to allow it So you have to go in your settings and opt out. Well, the whole thing is that like once, well, you know, people don't understand that once they make the profile on social media,

everything you post becomes user-generated content. So it could be pulled. It could be used. It could be done, whatever. So that's kind of like, you know, signing your life away anyway. Yeah. And then meta also put out a statement because everybody was going crazy about it. Like, what do you guys do with the photos?

What are you guys doing with the videos? We built this feature with strong controls and safety guard rails from day one. Private accounts that are under 18 are automobiles. automatically excluded and adults with public accounts can opt out with ease to controls will take action against any content that violates our rules Instagram meta we should have been able to opt in and automatically be opted out you don't automatically opt us in and we have to opt out mm-hmm this is a scary we weren't even going to know where to do it exactly it's like in your settings hitting a little bit you're going to scroll you're not even to see it you're

like what the hell is this ignore it and not going to realize what it is till later but for the record Vic has left it opted in if anyone wants to make yeah user-generated photos of him. It would be an honor. I just want to see what you guys will come up with. He actually did say that. Make him Argentinian. Yeah.

Put a white and blue jersey on me. Have me dapping up messy. I like messy. Nice little salute. No, not a salute. So be careful out there. I'll be doing a salute. Yeah.

Check your settings, they're going to be allowing. people to make Chachipiti-style photos with your own photos and it's like legal because you're posting unless you opt out. Okay. All right. Let's get into the weather. And now the weather.

With concrete storm. Perritos, it is going down for the weather Friday, July 10th. Peritos, first, we say no to drugs all the way to the city of Elmani. So listen up, kids. Stay away from a scanty. 86 degrees and 65 degrees at night. Next, we step into the city. of El Serino.

I've reached unct status, but I still feel like a prima. 84 degrees and 65 degrees at night. Now we party our face off all the way to El Segundo. I'm getting lit this weekend. So prepped a menudo. 77 degrees and 65 degrees at night.

And lastly, we pray for the people in El Centro. The heat wave going to have him acting all, man, so 114 degrees out there. Oh my God. Nasty. And 79, 80 degrees at night. Can you believe that? I know.

That's too hard. You got to sleep naked. I don't want to cuddle. I don't want to do nothing. No, I want to be in piernado. Nothing, dog. Over here, sweating. Just sweating.

Just goochal. Just sweating. Dripping. Dripping. Dripping. Fundillo, all dripping. Dog. Imagine, dude.

Two, three showers a day. Oof. You don't have to do that when you're just sweating all over the place. Mm. El Mani. 86 and 65 degrees. El Serino, 84 and 65 degrees. El Segundo, 77 and 65 degrees at night.

And El Centro. So 114 and 79 degrees at night. Stay cool. Hydration. There's precipitation coming in. We might get a little humidity. Oh, I did see that. There is.

So keep your waters and your gator is ready, but it's going to be a hot one this weekend. How do you say it? It's going to be hot. Again today. All right. It's your boy, Concru, for Bobback mornings

are proud 106. Vamonos. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, online, we got you for the homie helpline.

Lowe started at a homie helpline, and now she needs our help, all right? She hit us up and said, hey, brown bag. Homie hookup line. Get it? Yes. Shoudi low. Yes. So she hit us up and said, hey, brown bag, my name is Lowe, and I found love through your

homie helpline. You're welcome. She said, it was a story about a guy who lived with his ex-wife and daughters, so he couldn't date anyone or have them over. I commented on your guys post about it. He saw the comment, DM me, and we started dating. But now I'm living in a nightmare. I love it.

She said, everything was going great for us. We were together for over a year, but he recently stopped being affectionate with me, and I didn't react well. He's 12 years younger than me. I'm almost 40. He's in his mid-20s. Damn. We were serious, and he was a big part of mine in my kids' lives. Do you guys remember him?

I do. I vaguely remember, yes. What was the story thing? He was. Oh, was this the phone of AEE? Is it? Yeah. Oh, was it Aiz?

Riverside. He had like a big house. He took care of everything for his big mama and their kid because he's like, I want my kid to grow really good and whatever. But it was preventing him from dating and moving on. Oh, yes, I remember. I remember. Damn.

Yeah. Wow. Look at us. It's not preventing them anymore. Okay. So, yeah, he said, she said, we were serious. He was a big part of mine. kids' lives he usually spends weekends with me but last Friday he said his daughter's mom

had given him some bad news then quickly said I'm gonna go hang out with my boys and hung up I didn't hear from him till the next morning when he texted me and told me he went a top golf and the casino with his friends what okay I'm going through stuff I'm just gonna go to top golf real quick that's the answer swing this thing got to swing some clubs she said I started tripping on him talking ish about not treating me right and told him I felt like he wasn't in love with me. And I ended the relationship. For a while, I'd already been feeling like he didn't really love me.

He never says I love you unless I say it first. Those types of things give me the same unwanted feelings I had in my 16-year marriage. And it's been three years since I left that relationship, but it felt like I was right back in it for a second. Later, he told me I shouldn't have done that because his world was crashing down after the news about his daughter. and I apologize for how I handled it and tried talking to him in person, but he said, I heard him and he wasn't ready and doesn't know if he wants to fix things. I've stopped reaching out because I don't want to beg, but I still love him. I've been crying every night.

She said, did I overreact and end things at the worst possible time, or should I accept that I wasn't a priority and finally move on? You weren't a priority. I don't, I think you moved and you. you're maybe regretful of the move, but I don't think it was a wrong move. Yeah. I think that's your,

there's this little victim that we all have inside of this that is like just wants to be on the other person's good side and we'll vouch for that other person, even against ourselves. And I think that person is talking very loudly right now. That little part of you that is like, no, but it could have been this. And it actually helps that other person manipulate you.

As someone who's been in like toxic abusive relationships, I help. that relationship by like talking myself into it. You know, excusing. No, it's self-deprecating, honestly. It's like excusing their behavior or being like, oh, see, you're stupid for the, like, internally you tell yourself that. Yeah.

And then you stay there. And that's that little voice that's talking to you that's like, you messed up. You shouldn't have, you should have waited. But you were seeing all the signs already. Yeah. He was already treating. Like, let's say even the thing with the daughter didn't happen in the Vegas trip or whatever, you already seeing signs that you're not compatible.

that you were feeling in a marriage for 16 years. Do you want that again? Yeah, she was kind of feeling like pushed aside a little bit and like acting. We'll ignore our gut sometimes. Yeah. And I'm not saying in our relationships, but obviously 12 years younger, homies front of lobe hasn't even developed yet. And I mean that respectfully, we're just, you know what I'm saying?

You know, but I think 12 years younger, she's 40. Her needs are completely different. She's in her prime She's looking for attention Super Caliente That's what she wants That's what she was mad about And maybe he's

And maybe he's just not there mentally for her And physically You know what I'm saying? Because once, to me I always feel like once women check out Mentally bro They're gone, bro Just too fast

I guess the thing with him too Because we do know him From previous And for being so young He does have a lot going for him I mean he was a homeowner He was able to hold down baby mama and his kids. So even understanding the maturity you would have to have to not beef it with your baby mama

or be like not you're on your own to be like even though we're not together, I'm going to take care of you. Like there's a level of like, oh, damn. You know what I'm saying? Especially in your 20s. But also that may not be the same for everything. And it may hurt that it's like damn they, it looks like they're getting hella attention and you knew how to prioritize them. I'm over here begging for it and no me lo daas. And it's like we've talked about it before.

It's like they'll do it, but just not for you. Yeah. And it's like, you got to know when you're not that person, that there's another, but it's not him. Yeah. Yeah. And it sucks because you want to be that person. That deserves it.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's been a year and maybe they were happy. But it's like maybe now he's just like, I just want to hang out with the boys. Yeah, that was like he's over. Go over every weekend. Something's going on my daughter.

I'm going to go to top glove. That's wild. That's wild. It's an emergency, you guys There's two for 20 A top game, dude Are you bringing your mom with you? That's my girl

Oh my god Oh Don't think that His boys He's probably found him Is your mom coming for a what? She's on the line She's on the line

What's up? Hello Hello Shari loud Hi Hi Oh She's going through it

Oh, man. He's been crying every night. Lo. Can you take his back to the homie hookup line that made you kind of reach out to him? What were the things that made you want to reach out with the man that had a baby mama and a kid and all of that? Tell me what led you there? Actually, he reached out to me. He messaged me.

He said he saw my comment or something. What was your comment? Yeah. Yeah, what did you say? I don't remember, actually. I can't remember. I can't remember. That's you reaching out.

That's you reaching out. You're all fine. She said something like that. She commented on the post. Yeah. And then he DM'd her. Yes. So that he reached out.

And I normally don't talk to anyone from Instagram because my stuff's private because my kids are on there and stuff like that. But he's like a car guy. And that car is interesting. They always have. So I'm like in that kind of stuff. So I'm like, okay, cool. We just started talking. And that's how we started.

Are your kids in the background laughing at you right now? No, my son is, but they actually want to say hi to you guys Every morning Your mom's on the drama today I know She's a... La seora All right, Lo, so then you guys get together

And it seems like, wow, a year And you guys are doing great I'm sorry Hello? Yeah Okay, there, I was taking off the Bluetooth Oh, okay, perfect, thank you But it seems like everything was great.

It was. It was going good. And I've talked to me before about him not being so affectionate and stuff like that. And he says, I don't know how to be. And I don't know. I said, well, I need it. I need the time of affection because I didn't have it for a long time when I was married. So I've explained to him so hard.

But that Friday night that he got, I guess, that call and then just literally turned up the phone behind my voice. And that's it. I never heard him until the next morning. That shit hurt. I got. Sorry, I'm so sorry. Chill. It's passion.

I get it. And it hurt. Did it feel suspicious? I'm worried. Yeah. I felt like he already had 10. I felt like he had 10. That Friday evening when he was talking and he said, oh, I'm not sure if I'm going to come over.

So it was just weird. He was already doing the little. Yeah. I'm sick. His energy. Oh, man. I got to. Do you think there's someone else?

I don't think so. I do believe something. Yes. got some news about his daughter, but I think he already had plans with the boys and didn't know how to need. Like two things can be true. Like it can be true that something's going on with your daughter, but you're also probably tripping and out here being. Yeah. For the streets. Do you have, it's crazy that you took us out Bluetooth and we just, you just got louder. It's got noisy. Don't put us on speaker or nothing either, please. Um, do you think that his relationship with baby mama is, how is that?

Um, not, I don't really know. He doesn't really. He's daughter as often as, um, Tappy, can you get your things and go to the on this part, please? What? I'm sorry. I don't really know. He doesn't really get to see her as often. So, like, when he says, oh, I'm going to go see my daughter.

Go for it because you don't get this here as often. Got you. I think, you know. Do they still live together or close? No, he lives with his grandparents. Okay. I will put you on hold. Take care what you got to take care of.

Be a mom first. Be a mom first. And I know that she's dropping off her kids. Oh, yeah. It's fine. So here, we got the context. Yeah. She, they got together after a homie helpline where he was talking about like it's hard to date.

It's hard to date because my baby and mama, I still take care of them. We live together. It's all, he should have added it. It's also hard to date because I don't know how to be affectionate. Yeah. Yeah, he should have added that. Yeah. I need a girl whose love language is not, tell me you love me or.

I don't know how to love. It's not my fault. How to love. I don't. It's a thing. I wasn't born with the manual on how to love. I love my job. I have to know how to job my love.

He does. But instead he's in Top Golf. I know. With the boys. And then he's like, oh, man, I love you guys. To his boys. Oh, my God. You guys don't know how much I needed this.

I love you guys so much. Bring it in for the real thing. Do you need anything? A hug in the whole time. I love you guys. Understand your feelings and everything. Okay. 818520109.

Lowe's trying to figure it out. She's over a decade older than this guy. Like, she gets the jokes. You guys mentioned, like, oh, your mom's here, all of that. Like, she's an understanding of that. But also, he was with there for a year. It was good. And at some point, she's just like, no, I need the words of affirmation.

I need you to tell me you love me. I need you to tell me that, like, you care about me or communicate at least. Yep. Not just go, like, ghost. She ends up breaking up with him. And then it seems like, although he doesn't know how to communicate, he's great at manipulating the situation. How do you guys learn that trick, but not the communicating one? Like, how do you learn the trick of like, I'm going to flip your words?

Go through the old time. No, but I hear he did it. We also communicate, though, too. We know both tricks. He's the one that's like, oh, yeah, I don't know how to say I love you. I don't know how to communicate. He should have. What, I do know how to flip your words and be like, how dare you break up with me when something's going on my daughter.

You should have waited. Yes, I was at Top Golf with my homies. I just don't know if I want to fix things now. I'm not ready. She's in this feeling and girls and guys, you've probably been there. You know, I think yesterday's call her was there similarly. You just broke up and you're like, oh, did I mess up? Yeah.

Like, you're second guessing even yours. And you're like, dang, like, he doesn't make a point. I did act very, what is it called? Impulsively. Yeah. I'm going to just go call Brownbag, who he's been on the, on the phone with probably listens to. And I'm going to tell them because he's ignoring me right now.

Exactly. There's like an anxiety, this anxious feeling after the breakup. She's in that. Should she drop it, leave it alone? It was for the better. Or should she try to maybe redeem herself with this man? Who will continue to not tell her that he loves her. We'll continue to not be able to communicate the way that he wants, right?

But some people aren't relationships like that. Should she get back with him and raise this man? Should she raise him? as her own That's the real question Does she have room for one more child? Well this one just went to her nunna Raise him

Raise him Raise him Love did it ever feel like you're raising another kid? No not really He's got his own Like he's pretty mature Yeah so he met me when I was 38 And I literally just turned 39 this year, and he's about to turn 27.

Damn. So it didn't fit. I know. It's weird. Like, for some reason, 20-year-olds, like, women in their 30s is crazy. I guess that's all of them. I know. Get it.

I know. But I was like, no, he's mature enough. But sometimes, like, you know, he's a guy. He likes to play games. He likes to go through his guy stuff. And honestly, there's old-ass fools. There's older fools that still don't do the I love yous and all that. It doesn't all of a sudden, like, get to them.

It's just who you are sometimes. It's just the way that you're your love language, you know? Or man. 40-year-old games on the way. Or man, go make me a sandwich. Yeah, exactly. That's your love like. Golf has a tournament, like the PGA,

and then they have another one for the older dudes, the senior PGA tournament. So it's all the same game, just different ages. So they're the same way, yeah. It's not going to change. It's not that he's young. It's not let him grow up, girl. Because he's probably just going to grow up to be like a super-same.

of whatever he was anyway. 8185 to a 105. Let's help her through that little anxiety family. You know what I'm saying? And also, A, if you ever let someone else hook you up and it turned bad, let us know because I feel a little bit bad about what we did. We hooked them up and not look at her.

I'm sure they've had good times. I'm trying on her way to drop off her kids at their nana. They've had good time. And their nino. I know. She's all stressed out. She's all stressed out. It was you, Brownback.

Okay, I'm sorry. And she probably, she had been previously married. So she's probably been through this before. Hey, I felt the same way in my marriage. I'm getting the red flags again. She's in her marriage of 16 years. Damn. So it may have took her a lot of that chunk of time to actually leave.

We do not want that for her again. No, we don't. She's definitely in that little space, the anxiety of like, ooh, they mess up, is he run. Oh, how to get it back? My young, hot thing. What have I done? Yeah.

My 20-year-old bumpy. Right? She's 28. She's 38. She's 39. 39. He's 27. Westabina king.

Yeah. A little puppy. Let's go to Vanessa in Pasadena. What's it, Vanessa? Oh, Vanessa, don't say how to be like that. Vanessa, what would you tell a baby girl low? Okay, so honestly, okay, 26-year marriage, three babies. I'm a grandma, messed with a 47-year-old.

He didn't do me ride for two. years now I'm fucking with a 20 year old hold on say that without cursing wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait slow down grab the wall all right talk to us what happened hey she she honestly she moved too quick and when you're

when you're messing with somebody that's younger than you and you got more miles you can't like you can't be too like you can't act like the young girls you can't be on exactly they ain't even there yet like he barely getting there and you know what he's what he said was

right. Like you're going to leave me at the hardest time of my life. Like she should have took a step back, had a drink a coffee, maybe took a shot, and then thought about it. She should have went to knit something. Yeah, knit. Vanessa, you said you're 43. You were married for a good

amount of time. You've clearly probably divorced. You've also dated within your age range, but then also dated very young. And I'll tell you something right now. The 47-year-old that I dated, he didn't have nothing going on. I was his mama.

And the 20-year-old that I'm I ain't even dating him. Girl, you need to stop cussing. Stop cursing. You're not dating him? What are he doing? No, homeboy. Like, you can have your life.

You can fuck around. You're talking like a 20-year-old. I'm glad that he broke up with you. Wow. She has a potty mouth. Yeah. She does. At this big age.

Sometimes when I'm cursing, Hoda's like letty, we're 38. I'm going to be cursed. What is he when I'm 60? Hell. But this lady just lets me know that, Will. Yeah. All right.

So she's basically saying you got to let, when you're that much older, you got to let him do his thing. Because you can't compare it to like the young girls and stuff like that. Also, you could probably, it'll be bad for your heart. You probably get a glass of wine, some red wine. You're going to get hot flash. You keep getting mad. Keep it cool. Stop.

Oh, hell no. And this guy was what? Like he was good before he was. I mean, everything but saying I love you. Good for over a year. Yeah, I mean, you know, he probably just hasn't learned how to love. He found somebody else. No, I just think he sees right on the wall.

He's like, maybe this is not for me and then wants to move on and find a little something younger. He found somebody else. He's probably in our other homie help line comments trying to figure out. Bro, why go fishing there? I know. He's sick for that. No, but I mean, I think, yeah, what Greg said, that's kind of what came to mind. Yeah.

Because that's, like, that's us behavior. I've done it before. Like, I liked a girl, like a couple months. Yeah. Oh, something new. This is better. Yeah. I'm going to go with this instead and just ghost.

Then all of a sudden you start blaming things. Yeah. On things, like, it was similar. It's like, all right, there's something going on crazy in my life. No matter what, if it was going on or not, you could still be with that person. Yeah. But, like, that's like kind of you're out. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, you know what? Yeah. That's like guys are always a problem. Ladies, did you hear them? They both just gave examples. Oh, yeah. I like it for a minute and this one. My dog is having surgery right now and that's how you're going to speak to me?

It's over. It's over. You know what? I'm freaking out of here. Yeah. It's over. I can't believe you. Fighting demons.

Because VH1 Honey Caramel responded to my DM so now I need to free up. VH1 Honey Caramel. For her. So you got to go. Yeah. I wouldn't blame it on the. He's wild for blaming it on the daughter though. And then he goes to Topko off in the casino.

You know how far apart those are? So far. Yeah. If he's going to the one in El Segundo, then you got to go to the, like, the Crystal Casino. Yeah. All right. Lo, question for you, baby girl, because you're going through it. We're, we're clowning about it, but you're actually going through it.

Yeah. Like, she's like, no. It's okay. You guys make me laugh anyway, so that's honestly what's been giving me. That's what matters. In the morning when I let's say, guys. It's what helps me so I don't think about it for a little bit. Oh.

Well, how about we call him? Are you down to, like, let me tell him? us? You can. I mean, I know he's probably listening because, I mean, he's your brown bag listener, so. Yeah, you can try. Call him.

You guys are going to fight over Brownback and the divorce. Which one of you guys say? Let's call him. Let's call him. I'm down. Come on. His name's Tony. Tony.

Tony. All right. All right. Let's try to get Tony on the line. We got, we're going to do it. Let's do it. He don't want nothing to do with her. And apparently he also doing our call.

I called him like six times. Umberto said that he called him the full answered. And he's like, hey, this is Umberto from Brownback. Mind you, he's a listener, so he knows. Oh, he knows it. So basically, girl, we're on your side. It seems like he doesn't want to get caught. Yeah.

He doesn't want you to eat. He found somebody else. That's why I'm going with. He found somebody else. I think so, too. He's done with old thing. And he doesn't know how to tell you because he doesn't want you to go into cardiac caress.

I know. Yeah. Because she told you this is exactly what her ex-husband. Arnulfo did to her. And now this is how, like, you're doing her the same way. Yeah. Just a younger version.

Exactly. He wants the new car. That's what he wants. Sorry for that. What's up? This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local?

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We're not swampy. We're not African Florida. No. No, according to Orkin, you know, the fools that be killing all of them. Los Angeles. It's officially been ranked the number one worst city in the U.S.

For Los Mosquitoes! Damn! So much so that we are currently under like a government experiment. I hope that you guys are very aware. This is happening in the San Gabriel Valley where there's a lot of new mosquitoes especially because of the fires that happened over in Altadena,

a lot of those houses had pools that got unattended after the fires because the people had to leave. Those pools are prime ground for them to be having their eggs and their babies and it's gross and it's disgusting. But it's also home for this new experiment where they are releasing mosquitoes that have been genetically modified. Check this out. Well, they're actually releasing here in the San Gabriel Valley

30,000 mosquitoes a week for 16. weeks, but there's a catch. These are male mosquitoes. They can't bite you, and they've been sterilized by bacteria. When they match, their eggs won't hatch. So because they're not compatible, those eggs will not grow up to be additional mosquitoes. So over time, we'll see reduction in mosquito population. That's so crazy, real. Shooting blanks. They brought out like the, I don't know, the radioactive mosquitoes. The fools don't bite. It's only the girls. Okay. The fools don't even have the things to bite. Like, they only get nectar from fruit. That's what they live. And those mosquitoes have caught on to those blue lights.

They don't even go to the. Oh, they don't even go to the zapar? The zappar's. Nah, they don't do. They're like, no, chale, chale, chale, chale. Don't go over there, perro. Truchas. I heard stories full.

Hey, ta an matara. So essentially they're letting the male ones that have been genetically modified and pregnant, the girl ones. And then the girl ones have the eggs, but there's nothing in the eggs. Shooting blanks. She has no babies. That's scary that they could do that. It is scary.

I don't like it. I just see like it. I just see like a bunch of mosquitoes being dipped in bacteria and like they come out. There's some foods out here. They need to get modified as well. To shoot blanks? For a favor. You're one of them.

We do you have less morons on the freeway. Let's you do that to humans. I don't like that you think like that. Dips them in some bacteria. That's that. Little do we know the mosquitoes are an experiment for us. My goodness. All right.

Well, that's what's going down. And I guess if you see the little fools, the little radioactive fools, don't kill them. They're trying to do a. a better job for us. How are we supposed to know which one's male, which one's female, dog? I love that you ask that. The girls are smaller.

They're the little ones. The small ones? How are we supposed to know which ones are smaller? Because they look very different. The ones that look like a mosquito that you should be scared of, those are the fools, they don't bite.

The ones you should be scared of, they're small, those are the girls. Be afraid of them. Or flip them over like a dog. And check their didn't tell you, you're insane. Victor. That's too far? Your own.

Run, girl. Flash me. Prove yourself. A bit? A bit. Chishmation time. Do it. Come here?

Man, what's going on? Damn! Sheismation with Angie. Okay, you guys. I'd be so freaking mad if this happened to me or to my boyfriend, okay? Because listen, listen, listen. I got triggered with this one. So Julian Quigones, he is a soccer player for the Mexico National.

Mexico, Mexico. Number 16. First goal of the World Cup? Exactly, Latie. Tell me. why he's married by the way right he's married to a hot model mexican hot model right tell me why his freaking ex decided to post oh jeez man decided to go on ticot and make a post posting like an old picture of them together oh say julian quinoes scored the first goal at the 2026 world cup

and just to think that we dated when we were 17 years old and then she puts the happy emoji with the crying face is it a photo of them when they're like hugging us up or? It's literally them like next to each other and she looks happy. It looks like a fan pick. It looks like a fan pick. No,

it looks like, not full. That's my girl. Yeah. I hate that so much. How the hell does him score in a goal become about you? You know what I'm saying?

She wants him. I know. I hate that. It's like he scored the first goal. Oh yeah. I remember one time he told me that he was going to score the first goal in the World Cup.

And she tried and believe him. Like it's like the babe. Babe, Let me get my stuff together and I'll make it to the big leagues, babe. She's like, you're right. And now she's posting him.

I don't have all day. He has a whole wife and kids. Yeah. And I'm telling you, his wife, Anna Gabriela, she's cute. Yeah. Yeah, she's beautiful. But it's like, girl, why are you posting this? Nobody cares.

That was like that attention. Messy. Pachekhires. Like that attention. Let him be. Just congratulate him. You don't got to insert yourself in there. And that's how I know she's single.

Because imagine your girl is like, hey, this is when I used to date somebody else that's famous. Yeah, not my man. Hell no. Well, no. Oh, no. What happened? What happened, car? Me matto.

Everything. Hey, everybody. This is from the person that just want to grab me and me. Hell no. Hell no. We're fighting. It's a fight. I hate that she's living in the past over here.

16, I think, Julian is like in his 30s now. I believe so, yeah. It's like 16 years ago. Yeah, that's way, way in the past. And keep in mind, he's been playing professional sports for a while. For a while now. The fact that she posted this after the World Cup, he's blown up, he's like the next, he's like the hot thing right now.

He's the first person that made a goal in the 2026 World Cup. To me, he's my high school sweetheart. By the way, he scored his first goal with me, too. Tamina him me let him. Oh, my. He got past this goalie. I call it. Oh, ch'all.

Don't look at it. Hello, studios. What's nine plus ten? Turn your line? Look at this studio. Ooh. Listen up, you bish out there. Yavish.

Yavish. A new study says, guys, that hemorrhoids are becoming a pandemic. What? It didn't say that. But what's happening, if you stay and if you're a doom scroller on the toilet, it increases your chances of getting. hemorrhoids guys of a little guy poking his head out and hurting your booty let me tell you very possible and those things hurt yes you've had them what had them i live with one every single day of we all have them to be honest they're just inside yeah yeah yeah they're inside they're the one they

they're like peekaboo yeah when they want to be like the little the things that you hit in the whackabos the whackamoles oh bad that that thing that thing hurts bro I think it's like 43 More 60% more? Stop. Yeah, stop pushing. And don't push so hard because then that's what helps the hemorrhoids come out. Oh, goodness. But like if you take your phone into the restroom, you're more likely to get hemorrhoids.

Yeah, because people are dune scrolling. Yeah, you're staying there longer. I personally, I can't survive without my phone. Yes, you can. I hate it when my phone dies and then I got a crab walk out of there to find my charger. The funny walk? You never done that? And that's why you have hemorrhoids.

Yeah. That should be a sign that you're a lot. That should be a sign. Yeah, that should be a sign. You do to study. So these are the things you can do is read the Bible. Where do you have a Bible in the restroom? Instead of doom scrolling, don't do that.

You don't have the Bible? You don't have poop on the pages. Oh, I pray to God. Well, I'm going to take this demon on here. Oh, God. These are things you can do besides doom scrolling in the restroom. Yeah. So you can also, I like to, every now and then when I don't have my phone and my phone dies,

I read the back of shampoo bottles. Oh, yeah. You can read? Yeah. Or I'll read every business card in my wallet in my Theo wallet. While you're in the restroom? Yeah. When did I get this?

Yeah. I cut my toenails every now and then. No, that's weird. Yeah. That's too much. What did that be worse? Because you're, like, kind of in a weird position. I'm never in a weird position.

Like, I ain't. What if the little clippings like bounces back at you? Oh, you just spit that thing right out, you know? What do you do, Lettie? You know what? I don't even have time because the boys are run. As soon as I sit down, the boys are knocking on the door. Like, Mom, can you get me an apple juice?

No. I'm literally in here, please. Oh, so you just drop and bounce. And I drop and bounce, but I always trip out that you, like men, can be there for a long time. Like, you can be there in your stink. To me, it's like, it's so fast, it comes out, and then you walk out. You wipe and you walk out. Yep.

The way you guys chill, and I've asked you, do you chill and it can see? continuous like pooping. And you guys say yes. I feel like there's more in there. I don't believe it. I don't believe that I'm done. I hate getting up. And then what do we say,

Vic, the gun's still smoking. Yeah. You used to have a couple of bullets left in there. And then you got to go back in there. Like, I like to get in there and just, you know,

you feel, you know, lose 10. I'm wondering if that's different in just like our bodies as women and men because it's usual for me to like go in there and like you get it done and then you walk out. Because usually when I go.

I'm the same way. I'm the same way. But you know what? I thought the same thing let me, but my sister, Sheney and my niece, Jasmine, they tend to be doing the same thing, doom scrolling, and they're just in the toilet. Well, that's a different. Staying there because you're on your phone versus staying there because you're actually pooping the whole time. These fools actually poop the whole time. It's weird.

So what do you recommend then? So what do you recommend? What do you recommend? Have children that don't let you have any privacy. Okay, Vig. What do you recommend instead of taking your phone in there? You can always do like Chinese arithmetic in your head? Chinese Rhythmics?

One of the things is to pray, no? It says, yeah, to pray. Imagine you're praying while you're pooping. See how fast you can finish before your brain says, just one more real? Race yourself. Can you be done before the next song starts? What song?

The song you start singing? Stand. It's getting hot in here. Practice a foreign language by thinking through vocabulary. Chinese arithmetic. Solve a simple mental math problem. You see? Oh my God.

Nick, you're right. Never wrong just early. What's the square root of 49? Yeah, exactly. See, listen to your body instead of forcing it. Oh, get out of there. What are you doing in the restroom, Angie? I do the same thing.

I just like go and then leave. The same thing as letty. Yeah, I never think. Besties. Listen, you do the same thing as Vic. No, listen, I don't have kids, but I don't even take my phone in there because I'm like, it'll put particles and then like my hands are touching me.

might be kind. I don't want my hands touching my phone. She's actually very smart for that. Greg, what do you be doing? The same thing. Greg, what do you do while you're pooping? I debate if I want to polish a snake. Wow. It's like, oh my God. Oh, I just got it. You debating?

That's insane. I can't. Is it a time right now? In your mom's restroom? Dare, he poops a masturbate? That's crazy work. My guy. You know, the, like, no. You don't ever think of it. It's not even the same side of my brain.

Like, this might be a good time right now. This is not a good time. Grabbing a fiero while pooping a fjero's crazy work. And that's why videos like two girls one cup are all those weird like fetishes that people go to Dubai to do on girls' backs. That's why they exist. Yeah. Because the fools like you that are down to do it with the pooh. It's just sickle in there.

It's like quiet. Anyway, anyway, more brown bag morning is on the way. Thank you, studio. Stop taking your phone into the restroom. Pray instead, especially you, Greg. Yeah. Shoot it. Playball.

All right, you guys. This NBA announcer, his girlfriend, is a much better announcer than him, all right? She announced to the world that he's a cheater. Oh. Yes, the San Antonio Spurs have a television play-by-play announcer named Jacob Toby, and everyone at the same time found out that he's smashing a player on the Spurs' sister. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

He's smashing a Spurs player? No, the sister's sister. That's why they didn't get far in the final. But they look just alike, so it's weird. Okay, so the way we all found out was because his girlfriend hacked his social media and posted, this is my girlfriend of six years, so she posted herself. Oh, she hacked his IG account and then ratted him out. Exactly.

She said, this is my girlfriend of six years, but I cheated on her with Lauren Waters at Lauren Waters. She tagged them. So feel free to continue following me if you think I'm a good guy because I'm not, smiley face. Oh, God. Wow. Oh, girl. You're just so much better than that. I know.

I helped you write the prompt. Right. And then she posted a photo strip of Toby and Lauren Waters kissing. Oh. On the story after on Instagram. Like, here's my proof. Yeah, the player on the Spurs is Lindy Waters the third. And the sister, Lauren, she has a career of her own.

So this is also like embarrassing for her. She works in the film industry. She's worked on Martin Scorsese films. Wow. Yeah, she worked on Killers of the Flower Moon, which came out with Leonardo DiCaprio. She worked on Hulu's Rue. She worked on Hulu's, reservation dog. So she's a person in her own right. You know what I'm saying? And she's a play

by, he's a play by play announcer. So what is that exactly? So he does this. I'll play for you. First, Familia, what's up? Jacob Toby here ahead of game one. The Spurs and the Blazers is coming up postgame 15 minutes after the final buzzer on the Spurs app and all streaming platforms. Sounds like a cheater. What a cheater. What a cheater. That tone, I could have told you. Oh, it's so bad. And yeah, so there's this, um, this company called for an office, They always announce things that happen with announcers and stuff, and they posted and reported that he is out as the Spurs announcer. He got fired.

He got fired. He got fired. Yeah. He got fired. He got fired. Well, did he get fired for smashing the player's sister or did he get fired for not doing it? He didn't get fired for cheating. No, not for cheating.

I think it's definitely for, it's like conduct detrimental to a team. Yeah. Because it's like you're causing controversy involving one of the players, mind you. It's his sister. Yeah. But it's still bringing negative attention. And as an announcer, that's not your job. Your job is to do the game.

April, stop doing Condor to my turn to the team, Khan. Why? Yeah. I don't know what you could be next. You don't even know what happened to the Spurs announcer. You know what happened to him? He was smashing the NBA player. Khan just got in here.

He was smashing the NBA player's sister. Yeah. And then his girlfriend snitched him out because he was in a relationship. She went on his post and said, hey, I'm not a good guy. I just cheated on this beautiful lady. She hacked his Instagram. Hosted it. You think they're going to stay together, kind of like the two news hosts that were together.

Like the. Oh. You think that him and the sister are now going to be like, hey, we're together. Might as well. Yeah. Yeah, they both ruin their career. So they might as well get out the mud again together. Would you be mad you find out when Berto is smashing your sister?

Con. Would we have to fire him? Or could you stay on board? Yeah. He could stay on. What? What? Don't tell him,

that's the wrong person to tell that. He'll be parking in the handicaps box. You can stay on. Because as the player, the Spurs player, I guess where is he at? I mean, it's embarrassing for him. He hasn't posted anything publicly, you know, but it's definitely embarrassing.

He's involved without being involved. Yes. And, you know, it seems like seemingly this is all done behind everybody's back, you know, since he was in a long-term relationship. So it's just like, it's messy. all around like he might have to answer you know questions from this later on when the season starts back up and stuff like that yeah it's media day a sister at yeah yeah for what's your

sister she's giving it away like that damn no no no just they lost so that's like two back to they lost in the Knicks yeah yeah you know so yeah it's really bad two ls this offseason oh my goodness and I saw the I saw the photo brother of the the photo strip where they were at yeah what's the little logo on it because it says something funny it says three star 365 unless happens like ish happens who's uh whose sister was

it's a it's a reserve player for the spurs lindy waters the third he's not like a starter i know right hold on but if it was wemby sister he would be thrown to you know to france to somewhere no he would be thrown to the wolves you know what i'm saying but yeah so yeah he is out

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