Brown Bag Mornings - 7/2/26 FBI Surveillance in the Chat... 🕴️ | Brown Bag Mornings
Episode Date: July 2, 2026The squad navigates an explosive Homie Helpline where a listener's girlfriend "nuked" his entire high school group chat by air-dropping a "Most Valuable Belona" award show to all the other girlfriends.... Between the relationship drama, we break down Lonzo Ball exposing his dad’s divorce lies and debate if LeBron James deserves a Laker statue now that he's officially leaving LA. 📱💣🏀 [Edited by @iamdyre 👨💻] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (3:15) Chisme (6:42) Petty Police (12:29) Scrolling (16:01) The Weather W/ Concrete! (17:22) Homie Helpline (35:13) Six Flags Tix! (42:36) Letty's Abuelita (49:59) Don't You Know I'm Local (55:45) Chisme (58:52) Studious Foo (1:01:54) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
We got some news.
Hold on.
We got some news surrounding one of our soon-to-be favorite rides over at Universal Studios.
Wait, we put it down.
That's rude.
It's not that. It's drift. It's not what?
Drift. I'm not doing that. I'm a male.
Whatever you're doing.
Well, I'm glad to know you're a male. We had questions.
Anyway, the Fast and Fury is right over at Universal Studios, Hollywood.
We've seen little bits and pieces of it. We've covered it.
Locke since inception since we went on the escalator and we saw that it was being formed.
What's that over there?
Yeah.
But apparently they are trying their best not to get the neighbors angry.
You know the Tula Lake residents and everybody's surrounding Universal
Studios, they could be very, very weary about this new ride because it has a lot of noise attached
to it.
You got to think the screaming, the riding over the escalators and all of that.
So Universal Studios has said that they're setting up things in order to keep them happy
and not get complaints, aka not get shut down before they even open.
Okay.
So they added a scream shield sound barriers around sections of the track.
They have a low rumble track to reduce vibration.
They're trying their hardest.
and the ride vehicles that rotates
to rider screams are directed back towards the park.
Like, everything is so intricate.
Yeah.
Like, they're really trying to keep it down for the neighbors
so that they don't call the cops.
It's so ridiculous.
It's like living next to a golf, of course.
I mean, like, there's balls landing in my yard.
You live next to a golf course, perro.
Yeah.
And exactly that.
That city is literally called Universal City.
Yeah.
It's like, how do you know.
What's the surrounding neighborhoods?
It's what the same thing.
It's like, it's all right there.
You got to know that that's the main attraction.
You like being near Citywalk, don't you?
Now you're going to complain about the noise?
And that's the whole point.
They're supposed to be street racing, right?
You hear all the cars in the streets all the time.
No, it's going to be a low rumble, scream shielded,
and then scream diverted towards the park type of ride.
That's crazy.
I kind of thought of it, like, the houses at Running Canyon that were, like,
upset about traffic because people would go up and hike,
but it's also like a hike.
place so yeah what do you like the views you like the oh yeah my right by that's how you
describe your place i'm right by renian yeah yeah let's get lunch let's get a much of you
pissed off all the people complaining about the fast and furious ride need to forget about it
could that's a lot yeah i'm sure that they will
well for sure thank you so much that was so you know i'm local don't you know i'm local
with Stella Rosa.
Power 106.
Zoola, come here?
Man, what's going on?
Damn!
Cheese Mason with Angie.
Okay, you guys, somebody's son
is spilling the divorce details,
okay? So,
Lonzo Ball.
His dad is LeVar Ball.
Right?
Ball brothers right there.
Apparently, Levar Ball, sorry,
he went and was talking about his divorce,
right? A couple of weeks ago saying, like,
yeah, you know, my wife pretty much
the one that initiated this divorce after 30 years.
He made it seem like that let me.
It's crazy because I know you're going to play a part of that interview?
Yeah.
Okay, because go ahead.
Go ahead.
The situation that is put before if y'all is not.
My mom.
Who Tina decided to go her own way, but she wanted to go do something else that's fine with me.
We had our run.
So even though she had the stroke and getting older, she was always beautiful in my eyes.
It is what it is, man.
Anytime you can find somebody you can stay in love with for a long time.
can witness that love, that's good. I had that one. And I found somebody else, but it is what it is.
That Vieco Manioso part right there, Angie. It's like you say all of these things and like,
by the way, I have someone, you just got divorced. Also, why is he venting to a Indian streamer?
Like, oh, that was a street? That was neon. Yeah, man, I just got to get this off my chest, neon.
Can you could, uh, neon is it to report the, the news, the hard hitting stuff right there.
Oprah stuff right there.
Yeah, that's the new Barbara Walters.
Yeah, forget Oprah.
I got something to get off my chest.
I need to tell Neon.
Somebody put neon on the stream now.
Oh, my goodness.
He thought, he thought Neo was in for Iggy.
Iggy is up and Kiki.
But Angie, with LeVar Ball, like, a lot of people looked up to him and how he raised
his three sons.
And, like, just the grit that he gave the dedication.
You know, he had them always working out.
And he was kind of like, no one's going to take advantage of my kids.
We're going to make our own shoe.
I still don't know if that shoe went out, but people bought the shoe.
It's like the Joe Jackson of the NBA.
Lokey?
Because they became, they're NBA players.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They have a store in Chino, big botherbrand store.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And he lost his leg or something.
Yeah, it got a fidget.
And I think he tried to insinuate that the wife left him for that.
Oh, yeah.
There was rumors saying like, oh, yeah, the wife left too because of that.
That's crazy because she walked out.
She got up on her two legs and walked out.
She put her best foot forward.
You know what I'm saying?
She's ready to go.
All those extra limbs you can't have.
But that's what it was.
It was making it seem like she was the bad guy that she left them when he really needed her.
But it turns out that it's all a lie, according to Lanzo.
The situation that is put before if y'all is not how it went down.
But long story short, my mom didn't want to leave.
She was quote on quote in their forced to leave.
I helped her leave.
I'm glad she left.
She's in a great spot.
So she's good.
My pops is good.
They obviously don't with each other.
And she was not wrong at all.
She did not leave him because he lost his foot.
They didn't work out.
And it is what it is, man.
They're both doing well, and I love them both.
Come on, Joseph, why you lie like that?
Exactly.
It sounds like he cheated.
With the lady that he's with.
He's with right now.
Yeah, and then he kicked her out with the foot he don't have.
He's never, bro.
Get out of here.
He was like, hey, you don't want what you step?
Stack.
That's the sound of the police.
The Petty Police.
It's pretty.
It's just petty.
I'm being petty.
Petty, petty girl.
Pretty and a pettiest.
Pretty and pettiest.
Real question, real answers only.
Please don't lie.
Have you ever talked smack about someone?
You isched on them.
And then you had to work with them,
we collide with them,
or you like, chill with them.
Absolutely.
Yes.
Tell me, please.
Tell me about a time.
Vic has many.
Because in his journalism career,
he talks smack about everybody.
Yeah.
Yeah, it got the people going.
For sure.
And then,
Later on, she helped me get Ray J on the show, one of the homegirls.
Wait.
Don't want to be a big friend.
See, and this is why I don't want to be a big friend.
Remember how we're not his friend?
Yeah.
What do you mean?
One of the home girls.
She's like a journalist slash publicist.
And like, I don't know, we just got into it bad one time.
And then it was like a whole thing.
And then all of a sudden, like, we ended up just like squashing it.
And then she's like, hey, like, you want to bring Ray J on the show?
And I'm like, of course.
And then we squashed it.
And that was after you squashed it.
Yeah, yeah.
Like I'm talking about you talk smack about them and then you had to like go hang out with them and be their friend and all of that.
Well, the first time and then it didn't go well.
Like we were just like about to do the same thing, about to interview like the same artist and then she's like, you suck.
And I was like, damn.
What did you say about her on Twitter?
I know you.
It was Twitter.
I knew it.
Vic is like a petty king.
Like he's a cancer and he knows like, I know how to get you.
Twitter King?
I just, I said like something she wrote was like seemed like it was written by a fifth grader.
I don't know.
It was just like it was.
It wasn't that deep.
It was supposed to be funny, and she took a lot of offense to it.
Oh, yeah.
Wow.
Anyone would?
Duh.
Anyone else?
You fools?
Huh?
All the time.
You talk smack about them.
Like DJs, and then you're on the same lineup?
Yikes.
Oh, that happens like 24-7 every single weekend, probably.
Like, DJs will talk smack about me, and I'm like, bro, you're not even at my level, dog.
Like, don't even talk to me.
Like, don't even talk to me.
You just started DJing two years ago.
Right.
Relax.
I'm on P4.
You in the lobby.
I think the closest I've got into where I've actually talked smack about someone
and then had to be like, ah, is Ben Avidis.
Oh.
What?
Because I've been the one that was like, dude, I can't root for that, man.
You're a big Canelo fan.
You're right.
And then he was in here.
I was like, that's so hard to hate you.
He's nice.
He's really cool, dude.
Well mannered and everything.
I thought about Jerry Garcia.
Oh, stop.
I hate them.
Hey, by the way, your little or do you have to go out the air?
airport, we posted on social media, everyone's on Jerry's side.
I know they are.
I know they are.
I know they are. On Father's Day.
I wouldn't give me a ride.
He still should have been a friend.
Yeah, he should have taken you a little bit farther in the airport.
That's neither here nor there.
I talk about that because let's go into basketball.
You are not alone if you've ever had to work with someone that you talk to talk about.
It is currently happening to Jalen Brown.
He is the star of the Celtics or was the star of the Celtics.
And during the playoffs, they had a really bad run.
It started off great.
They had a hell lead in their series versus the Sixers.
And then they lost it all.
He went on stream and blamed it on an opposing team on the Philadelphia 76ers, excuse me, player.
Embedde?
I feel like I'm always saying it wrong.
And here's what he said about him on stream.
Listen to this.
Flopping ruined our game.
Joe Lindbid is a great player.
One of the best bigs in basketball history.
Flops.
He know it.
This ain't breaking news.
I mean, this is my person's opinion on basketball.
Some of y'all might disagree.
Argue with your grandma.
An athlete's always being called floppers.
He's right.
You didn't win because you were great.
You won because you kept flopping and the referees took like.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm an old head.
So I think, yeah, flopping for sure ruined the game and three-pointers ruin the game.
And too many stars in one team ruined the game.
The three-point line ruined the game.
Yeah.
But three-pointers are awesome.
Shout Steph Curry.
Yeah.
You know, putting in the basket, three, ten,
feet high, I would ruin the game. It was good back when it was in a peach basket.
I would have been, I would have been one of the greats if it was at 8 feet.
Hall of Famer, dog. Winneal dunk. Longer shorts were in the game. Remember they used to wear
the tight ones? On 90s, yeah. 90s, 90s. Okay. Okay. He talked smack. Of course, you're going to
its opposing team, but now they are teammates. That makes this super, super petty. Boston traded Jalen Brown
to the Sixers in exchange for Paul Georgians from draft picks.
And now Jalen is going to be teammates with this infamous flopper that he talks smack about.
Yeah, it's crazy.
That's why a lot of, you know, people don't really talk a lot of smack.
You know, he went on his stream and was like saying all this stuff.
And it's like a lot of NBA players don't do that.
They just keep their mouth shut.
All right, move on, whatever.
Because you never know where you're going to end up.
Who your next teammate's going to be.
Yeah.
Now you guys got to have an awkward conversation in the locker room.
Everybody's going to assume that you guys don't get along because of what you're
said.
So, yeah, it's all bad.
And now you're going to want him to flop.
Because it'll be helping your team.
Hey, keep flopping.
Yeah.
He's the greatest flopper of all time.
Ready for his floppy?
Yeah.
Hey, teach me how to do that, bro.
What did that make you, like, hate them more that you're on the same team as them?
Yeah.
You get?
Yeah.
I'd be like, oh, I'm on the same team with you.
So everything wrong that they do, you're just like, bro, see?
Like, I already saw it.
And if you guys, if you guys don't know, Joe Embed is a troll, the troll of all trolls.
Oh, really?
So he's probably going to troll him.
Really bad.
That's going to make him hate them more.
Yes, 100%.
But he holds all the cards.
That's his team.
Great basketball right there.
And Jalen is incredible.
He's a star.
He's a star.
I can't wait to watch it.
And coming up next in the NBA novella,
what happens with the 76ers?
Hell yeah.
Let's get into scrolling.
Scrolling with zombies.
Ladies, if your man doesn't breaking the law
to propose to you, then don't even say yes.
There's a viral couple right now
that everybody is talking about.
The couple that climbed the Empire State Building.
Oh, yes.
You guys have been able to see the photos everywhere.
You can see the photos on Brown by Mornings 106.
But this couple, they're really famous actually,
and they've had a Netflix documentary before on climbing buildings,
but this time they did it illegally and broke the law.
When they got to the top of the building,
the man named Ivan, his last name is Kuznotsov.
Kuznotsov.
Bless you.
Kutz enough.
Kutzenov.
Proposed.
to his girlfriend and this photo is going viral
everywhere.
1400 feet in the air and he proposed to her.
Now they were wearing masks.
Yes.
So people are claiming that it's them
but it's not been like a...
No, it's confirmed as well.
Oh, it is confirmed.
It's confirmed that they're really known climbers.
Yeah, no, I know they're known climbers.
So she was, her name is Angela as well.
Angela something, Louisle...
No, no, no, well, now it is.
What you say by my mama?
She's known because she wears like a
Catwoman masks.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, Batman and Catwoman.
Yeah, so she wears a bat woman
Catwoman mask. Are you okay? I don't think so.
I don't know. He's okay. Yeah, he's loading
right now. I'm low-key hating.
You're hating?
Yeah, because you're hating on them?
Now the proposals are like to the unexpected,
like the expectations for her. I know.
I know. Like, freaking hot.
That's true because I was thinking about
proposing to my girl on top of the Sears building.
On the Olympic in seven.
Yeah, and now I'm like, dude, that's not good enough.
Now, yeah.
You know?
It's not, you know?
Yeah, now that's like, what?
That's ghetto.
Then they got arrested.
They did get arrested.
That's romantic.
That's romantic.
Bonnie Clyde right there.
Get arrested together.
There's even news reporters.
That just sound like they're hating because they're...
On them?
Yes, on him.
Really?
Now it looks like this man is proposing...
Oh my God.
To this woman?
It looks like it.
Okay, so that's the word we're getting that it looks like there's a proposal going on, which...
I mean, it would jive with the words on the flag, but also if it would jive,
but also this is an incredibly dangerous.
And it just makes me, oh my gosh.
I'm sorry, I'm just watching this.
And I think if this is what the reason you're doing this
because you want to get a proposal,
an exciting proposal.
They're just straight.
Haters.
Y'all better watch what you say right now.
Y'all getting canceled like crazy.
That was so shady.
Yeah, that was shady.
She said, a woman?
What did she say it like that?
That's what you're doing.
Yeah. Fred just told me at our family dinner.
Hey, but no, I'm serious, though, that freaking anchor from out here about Bosnia?
Oh, yeah.
On the leave her.
Like, no way.
Yes, bro.
The one that said, I don't know where Bosnia is, and I don't want to know.
And you get it because USA is come and get you.
She was right.
She was right.
Because, lucky, do you find out that twist?
Like, the owner of her company is born in Bosnia.
Oh.
Yes.
You think she can find out on a map now?
I hope she had to.
I think she had to.
That's wild, though.
Yes, news reporters are haters nowadays.
Yes, they are.
Can never be us, huh?
No.
Never.
I wouldn't hate on nobody, but we are the best.
If you all.
Yes.
That was scrolling. Let's get into some weatheration.
And now, the weather.
Hell the dog.
With concrete storm.
Betty Zinnas is going down for the weather Thursday, July 2nd.
Glad to be back with the crew.
Yeah.
First wishmast to the city of Glendora, where I'm pulling up with slacks,
mussel shirt, and a fedora.
Watch out through shot, 381 degrees and 57 degrees at night.
Next, we pit stop in the city of Banying before I hit the Sahara pool this weekend and start tanning.
Hey, 80s.
85 degrees and 56 degrees at night.
Next, we get valleyified in the city at Thousand Oaks,
cruising in the valley on a hundred spokes.
76 degrees and 54 degrees at night.
And last three, we go, we throw up to a big and.
Thank God it's Thursday because tomorrow's payday, 77 degrees and 60 degrees at night.
Okay.
It's going to be pretty cool and a little warm.
I know.
The thing is, it's been sprinkling.
It's been sprinkling?
Yes.
No way.
Yeah, randomly.
No, wait.
I haven't been here, guys.
I don't know what's going on over here.
It's going to be pretty cool and kind of warm.
It's going to be pretty cool and kind of warm.
Okay.
Thank you.
So stay on your toes, Cassagius.
You never know what you can be.
Stay on your toes, Southern California.
It's your boy.
Oh, wait, wait.
Hold on. Glendora, 81, 57 degrees, banning, 85, and 56 degrees, and 54 degrees at night.
And L.A., 77 degrees, and 60 degrees at night.
It's your boy, Concrete, from Boundback Morning's from Power 106.
Let's go.
And so, welcome back, concrete.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We've got you for the homie help line.
This is funny, but Zach talks way too much.
This is a long story.
Bear with me, guys.
Zach hit us up and said, hey, Brown Bag.
I need some help.
My group chat just blew up everybody's life.
My name is Zach.
I'm 26, and I've been with my girl for two years.
So me and my homies from high school have had the same group chat forever.
We joke in there, make plans, send memes, roast each other, all the typical guy stuff.
If I'm smiling on my phone, it's probably because I'm getting cooked or cooking one of my boys.
So my girl is like an FBI agent, right?
Like most girls are.
And about four months into our relationship, she saw me always smiling on my phone and asked me who I was texting.
I said the boys in the chat.
Then she decided she wanted to see what's so funny.
So she figured out my phone password, went through the group chat, saw we were joking about how my girl be farting in her sleep,
and absolutely went off, started texting my homies from my phone, talking crap to them,
and she said, everybody in this chat is immature, a.F, and disgusting.
It embarrassed the hell out of me.
we got in a big argument about it.
I changed my password and we promised to not look in each other's phones.
After that, everybody in the chat looked in me different.
The group chat wasn't the same for a couple months because the boys said it felt like they were under FBI surveillance.
Fast forward to this weekend, my girl and I were driving to this new restaurant for a little date I planned.
I handed her my phone and pick a song.
She was scrolling on there for a while.
She got real quiet and didn't talk much during the date.
I knew something was wrong, but I didn't know what.
Turns out she went right back into the group chat,
screenshotsed us all talking ish about our girls.
In this stupid award show game we did,
we gave awards to our girls like Best Detective Award,
most likely to bring up the timing cheated.
MVP, most valuable billionairea.
Defensive player of the year,
most likely to eat half his food after saying she wasn't hungry.
We even made graphics on chat GPT.
Well, she airdropped them to herself,
DM'd all my homies girlfriends on Instagram
with the screenshots of us roasting each girl.
She literally blew up the whole squad's lives.
One of my homies girls packed her stuff and left for her mom's house.
Another dude got kicked out.
Everybody's getting interrogated and everyone is blaming me.
They told me they don't mess with me anymore
because I stayed with her after she already did something like this once.
Then they kicked me out of the group chat.
One homie got disrespectful at the end and said,
have fun with your domestic terrorist.
Jesus.
Basically, as long as I'm with her, nobody's messing with me.
She's still with me, still mad at me for what she read, and she's still talking trash to me about it.
So now my girl is pissed.
My homies don't want anything to do with me.
And honestly, I feel like my whole life blew up in my face overnight over some stupid jokes.
Brownback, do I dump my girl for blowing up everybody's live?
Or are the homies tripping for cutting me off for something I didn't even do?
They aren't tripping.
Valid reason to cut you off, bro.
Yeah, you violated.
Once one of the homies girls goes into the group chat, oh my God.
It's cooked.
Yeah.
I feel like this is definitely a guy.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
My homies girl one time went into our group chat and started talking smack to us.
We were like, bro, what are you doing in here?
Get out.
And his girl was like, he was like, oh, sorry, my girl was like taking over my phone and stuff like that.
She was trying to literally fight with him.
So she went through his phone.
What'd she say?
She was just talking smack saying that like what he was saying is not right.
What was he saying?
He was just talking about her.
You was Venty T.
You guys about her?
She's a little like crazy.
I'm not even crazy.
And she's like,
everything that he's saying is wrong, blah, blah, blah.
We're like, bro, what are you even doing in here, dog?
Where else are we supposed to go?
You know how crazy she is?
She added herself to the chat.
When did you guys notice?
There was a random number.
Like we all have, we've all known each other for since we were six years old.
So we've all known each other had this numbers and everything.
She added herself.
We were like, who the hell is this random numbers?
that our friend added it was her and she was just going off oh my god we never looked at them the
same after that they say together well they have a kid together so yeah so sad they usually always
do that's the funny part sadly none of us like her right she don't like me either she hates you guys
yeah no one of the homies uh he started flipping on us one time because his girl saw his phone
and saw uh like what we texted in the group chat a couple of years
years ago. It was just like stupid stuff about girls or whatever. And, you know, he's like,
you guys are so stupid. I don't know why you guys always send stuff like this, man. You guys are
ruining my life. And I'm like, okay. And then he left the group chat. Mind you, he was the
biggest one of doing all that stuff. And he was the biggest. And he was blaming. I hate you guys.
You guys are just so immature. You guys just, you know that. And I'm just like, okay. And the
vibe was ruined on that group chat forever. You know what I'm saying? It was RIP. We never,
we never continued it.
It was over with.
Yeah, because you couldn't be pervs?
Pretty much.
You lost your big perp?
The president perv.
President Perf.
The vibes were ruined after that.
It was like, damn, somebody came into like our little safe space.
You know what I'm saying?
Invasion of privacy.
That's what it is.
That's what it is.
You feel violated.
Yeah, that's how I felt.
Yeah.
Nothing really happened to me.
My mother doesn't go through my phone like that.
I guess, she catches me slipping on my own.
You have no co-defendant?
No, no, dude, I'm the type that I'll screenshot you and then send it to you.
Oh, my bad.
Look at what she said.
She's doing it again.
She's doing it again.
Oh, hilarious.
Oh, is this what I'm doing?
Oh, my bad, I mean to send it to you.
You're in trouble.
Yeah, you do that to you.
I'll screenshot you and send it to you, my bad.
I guess what's in your guys group chat?
Not necessarily if your girl catches you.
Just what's in your guys group chat.
Guy stuff
Like what?
Guy stuff
It's just a bunch of fias
And funny stuff
What do you mean you put fans in the Bible
In the boys chat?
Not these guys
I don't know, not these guys
Sports
Sports, oh a lot of sports
A lot of sports
A lot of sports
Comedy
Comedy, a lot of comedy
Bible verses?
On Sundays
On Sundays
On Sundays
On Sundays
On Sundays
Yeah
We said it a lot
Dad hacks?
Yeah.
Like if your kids are going to do this.
DIYs.
Do this.
DIY?
Really?
A lot of do it yourselves for dads.
Just how you build a shelf.
Well, that's their chats because they're dads.
A lot of DIYs.
Like, tell me, like, which one?
What have you learned?
Example.
Example of a DIY in your guys group chat.
How to pot a plant.
Have pot of plant.
You didn't know how to do that already.
No.
No, you got to use the right soil.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
the right pots
some plants don't like certain materials
you didn't know that huh
because you're not on the group chat
I'm not I'm not
she has a home improvement group chat
apparently
send the tomb man Taylor
over there
right guys
yeah yeah exactly
well I get it like I get it the invasion
privacy part and then also
how should she feel that you guys
were putting a word
on them. I mean, no, we vent to our
homies, though. No, no, no, no, but like, that's
venting is one thing. Then you're just, like,
completely talking smack about your...
True. Venting versus talking smack about your
girl is a little bit different.
Venting is like, okay, like, yeah, like, we went through this,
is making this happen. Talking smack about
her, this girl would be farting. It's crazy. Let's call her peddora
out of the year. That's the same thing.
That's the same thing. That's not going to be like girlfriend's stuff.
I got to be girlfriend's stuff, though.
Let's like, I don't know. I don't know.
I don't really air on my grown group tax like that.
No.
Yeah, you shouldn't.
Because then you're responsible for in loki how they see her.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're not being disrespectful, though.
Yeah, the awards were kind of disrespectful.
Yeah, some of the more.
Especially at then.
He called her domestic terrorists.
That was pretty bad.
But that was their reaction to the reaction.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I'm talking about the awards.
Oh, the awards?
Yeah, some of them, they were worse than others, for sure.
Yeah.
It's like when you find out that the homies girl doesn't allow him to go out,
We all know it.
We're going to clown him and her for it.
Yeah, yeah, no, for sure.
So it's like, oh, that's a word.
But your homie's going to protect his girl.
Like, you're going to protect your girl.
In the chat, maybe not.
You guys will clown.
You guys will observe and clown.
Your homie's going to protect his girl.
That's his girl.
In the chat, maybe not.
Depends if you hate her.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, yeah.
So then if your girl, look, he finds out that you hate her.
Yeah, that's a rough way to find out.
Yeah, that's a rough way to find out.
Yeah.
Through the homies?
Yeah.
The chat.
And then they're still together.
I know.
Like, she won't even like leave them.
God, man.
Staying around and making it worse.
Like, oh.
Right.
I wish your bus would hit her.
She reads that.
You never felt like that?
You never felt like that?
Really?
You never felt like, like,
like she's asleep and you're like,
oh, my God.
Get the pillow and just.
Oh, my God.
It's this goddamn ceiling bank
had just fallen out.
Chop your head off.
I swear to know.
I wouldn't have to do it myself.
That'd be really messy.
That's a crazy way to do it
Oh my God
If that bill you're laying on
Would just suffocate you in you
Oh my gosh
Sweet dreams, baby
Don't look at me
That's really how you feel
No
Sometimes
Come on guys
I'm not the only one right
And then two minutes later
You're like damn I love this girl
I don't know what I was thinking
Immediately after she wakes up
I'm like
Cycle
She's like
Me lady
All sweet.
Yesterday she made me be be Ria.
I was like, oh, that's so nice.
So you put that in the chat too.
We do.
We do.
Yeah, you brag about your girl too.
Oh, my God, we do.
You know, like about like the stuff she makes or like.
What she takes you to like?
Like what?
Yeah.
You know, like you just like, you know.
Yeah.
You know.
You know, it was so cool how she did it and like swinging me.
That was awesome.
Like I know your girl swings at you, huh?
Oh, damn.
My girl would never.
No, there's like positive stuff.
What I said a lot is like a running around
like what actually gets put in the group chat.
Yeah, they're not really safe.
Like, yeah.
Even if y'all haven't said it, we've heard,
like even if you guys are like the top tier group chat,
just sports and Bible verses.
There's girls twerking.
There's X talk.
Where?
Where?
Are you guys in chat?
Shut up where?
You guys have said this before.
No, where's that stuff at?
In your chat.
Not even.
The chat GPT photos are very X rated.
No.
Vix respectful.
Bigot sent me like a picture like Becky G and be like,
dude, my girls are.
way better looking than this.
Yeah, exactly.
The bragging.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's like, yeah.
What was I thinking?
Right.
Becky T should not be talked about in Vicks girls' presence.
No, he'd be like hashtag walkattelas.
In our group chat, you guys have chat chippedit humby on a motorcycle.
That's a real picture.
That's a real picture.
That's a real picture.
So you guys do that in your guys group chat too.
Yes.
Yeah, if the homies acting a little suss, you know.
Yeah.
You got to call him out.
He's on a motorcycle like that.
Maked.
That was a shot to be teaching back.
I don't know.
Unless your homie's giving you a poom-pum,
I don't know that you're dumping her.
They always stay with them, right?
Yeah, get that pome-pum.
Get the pum-pum.
I'm not going to give it to you.
Your friends are not going to give you that.
It's not that kind of party.
Greg stayed very quiet.
He did.
I don't know, I might.
But you know what?
I feel like worse things have been found out in the group chat,
and we got to let him know that.
True.
You guys are giving awards and saying a girl farts.
There's coming back from that.
Like, you're good.
You could come back from that.
Well, with your girl, but he's cooked with his homies.
No, because their girls didn't catch them talking about girls
or talking about their exes or none of that.
Well, I mean, we don't know how.
They'd be like, hey, babe, I was talking about you.
Not other girls.
True.
So I want to get calls.
Call us up of.
if you've seen something worse or got caught with something worse in the group chat.
Because this guy, I do feel like there's coming back, there's redemption on all sides from this.
Yeah.
Right?
Let's go to, oh, this one's good.
Stone Cold in South Central.
Stone Cold?
Hey, man, why are y'all laughing on my name?
I can't, that's my name, man.
What's so?
Good morning, I'm brown bag.
That's your name.
We're not laughing.
We're questioning.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
But yeah, no, I will say this.
The homies shouldn't get mad at.
They're homie, man, because you can't control what a lady would do, especially at night, grabbing your phone and going through it.
So they shouldn't be mad at him at all.
What?
Something happened to you.
That's kind of worse.
Tell us.
Well, yeah, man.
I just got out on fresh out, 24 years out of prison.
Wow.
My girlfriend in prison, she caught me getting a kite and saying the stuff that I want to do to another inmate.
Huh?
Wait.
Hey.
Man, it was this
Omni chocolate to do
with a fresh fish, man,
and I like what I saw
so we were passing kites
through each other
and I was saying
I got first dib
and my girl in prison
caught the kite
before me
and ever since then
man, it's been
I'm glad I'm out of prison right now
man.
This is so hot, dude.
You're turned on?
So hot right now.
Are you the same colleague
that called out concrete?
No, man.
Oh, concrete?
No, man, I don't know
concrete.
I know concrete from the internet.
Is your jail boyfriend
named Christian too?
No, it's not the same guy.
No.
His name is the digler.
The digler.
Oh, it is.
Goodbye.
Get out of here.
We got prank called hot.
No, not we.
It's because, Umberto.
How does it keep getting through?
It keeps getting through.
Last time, what was he?
Hey, Umberto's like,
hold on, man.
This is so hot, dude.
I'm gonna put you in one line one.
You're going up first.
You're going up first.
His boyfriend Christian had left him or something like that.
No, this is the same guy that said he was like a 94-year-old man.
Yes, yes.
Wilbur.
Wilbur.
How does he not know that?
Oberto keeps getting bamboozled.
He's definitely giving out his social security number over the phone.
Yeah, right here.
Dude, Umberto is the one that keeps answering scam likely calls, bro.
You know, if she's really going through it, she needs to pay her rent.
I think I'm going to help her.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, yeah, yeah, I think I'm, no, she doesn't talk to me,
she doesn't see me in person, but she really needs my help.
So I think I'm going to pay her bills, guys.
Yeah, she works at sounds, but it's fine, it's fine.
It's different with me.
She needs us, guys.
It's different with me.
I need you guys to do a benefit show.
Downback mornings, all proceeds will go to her, guys.
Please, do me the favor.
Yeah, it's up.
Power 106, number one for hip-hop and El Serino.
Shout out to all the Preeto Zeno.
Oh, my God.
Please don't call.
Please don't call and prank.
Not Khan.
It's too easy.
It's too easy.
Very easy.
Zag needs our help.
All right.
Zag needs our help.
Should he dump his girl or not?
She went through his group chat with his homies.
The first time she went through it, she found out that he hates her the way she farts.
And the second time she went through it, they were giving girlfriend awards talking about their girlfriend.
He needs to keep her and let her know, like, this don't do those things.
The farting or the group chatting?
All of those.
Both of them, especially the party,
but definitely don't go through the group chat.
You got to, I'm not saying you've got to train your girl,
but you have to...
Do it, do it, good.
Let's go, let's hear it.
Put your foot down.
Yes.
Let's hear it concretes.
What do you got to do to your girl?
Well, this is what happens.
It's because, you know,
it's like how you start the relationship
is how women's going to think
that it's going to go for the rest of her life, right?
So if you, so if you nip it in the, you know,
right from the beginning,
it's not going to happen.
You know what I'm saying?
Like my dad says,
no la amas al costumbres.
Yeah, not a costumbres.
So from the very jump, you got a letter.
Hey, you know, the telephone,
is my.
Why are you hiding?
Hey, uh.
No pieces on here.
It's not about that, Angie.
It's not about that, Angie.
It is.
Because I have nothing to know how I hear's my phone.
I don't want your phone.
Nobody's saying that.
Nobody's saying you can't go through my phone.
What I'm saying is, like, don't be sneaky about it.
Like, don't be going around.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Don't be sneaky about it.
She did it in his face.
She did.
Oh, yeah.
She did.
This is the second time.
She did.
The first time, no.
I love concrete advice.
So you really pulled Nikki aside your wife and was like, hey, girl, my phone is my phone.
That's it.
Absolutely.
Not.
Not.
You know it.
It's a mutual compromise.
Baby, I don't want to go through your phone, babe.
So just don't go through mine.
It's not about that.
It's not about that.
It's not about that.
What I'm saying.
Come on, you know.
My girl's the first one to say, like, don't ask questions.
You don't want to know the answers to.
And that's kind of how we live.
And at the end of the day, like, what's done under the light, under the hood,
va salarer.
Yeah, it comes to the light.
Everything done in the dark comes to the light.
I don't think that's the same, Hawaii.
Anything happens under the hood.
Comes out the muffler.
The tire will pop or...
Starts leaking, brother.
And gee.
Because I was saying,
oh, because he was,
Greg was just saying,
talking about your hair,
that you should cut it.
We all love in here.
My hair is cut.
Yeah, I have a lob.
I say like a little,
like two inches off more
and then the little flare
at the end is going.
A lob is different than a bob.
Yes, it's a long bob.
Oh,
Okay, I did not know that.
Wow, you learn something new every day.
I know.
Wait.
Hold on.
There's a man telling a woman
would do with her body.
What should I do?
So two more inches off?
Oh, that's what it would have looked nice.
The flirt at the end is nice.
Go make them a sandwich too.
While you're at it.
While you're at it.
Forest ham, not honey smoked.
Go make me a sandwich.
That looks nice though.
Thank you.
Well, now I don't think it does.
Now you just add it in straight.
Greg has a kebab.
It's a recommendation.
You don't have to take it, but you can.
If you want to look better.
It's a strong suggestion.
Yeah, there we go.
The sandwich, that's not negotiable.
That's an order.
Get the hell out of you.
We have fireworks.
We have fireworks.
You know what fireworks are always like funny named and all of that.
And we also have tickets, six flags badger malon tickets.
So we have different callers going for each of us.
And our judge who already has favorites, just going to say, like, like.
Hi, Letitia.
Is it true or is it not true?
We know, you guys know who our favorite is.
Oh, yeah.
So just let it be.
I won.
See, even he knows Ramona.
Ramona, you know what I mean you have.
We are trying to sway Ramona into liking our fireworks the best.
If she was at the fireworks, Stan, yeah.
She would be like, give me that package.
And I have not heard of fireworks.
I do not what firework belongs to.
These are straight hours from the depths of the darkest place.
like hem it and you know and uh you kipa out there okay so i have fireworks here and i'm just do i not
say who they're from you're just gonna tell us i don't want to be like oh you pick let me because she's
your favorite wow okay she's not we weren't going to say that don't wait no one would say that
not even i would say that i'm no one's favorite you're my favorite oh you're my favorite
Oh, stop, Angie.
Come on.
He's so jealous right now.
Don't say that. Don't say that.
Don't make her feel good.
Come on.
Okay.
Oscar in Boyle Heights is hoping you win Khan
because if you win, he gets the tickets.
Fernando and Baldwin Park is going for you.
BP.
Yeah.
Herrador in San Bernardino got me, okay?
Anne in Orange, she's going for our little yellow man over here.
Greg with the yellow hair.
And Pelon in Boil Heights.
Angie to win.
Right.
That's right.
Okay.
Now,
I'm gonna just go through these
and then like you rate them,
you do like a number and you're listening to for Funze's.
You also try to guess who's is who's, okay?
I'm excited,
I'm excited.
All right.
I have first up,
it's called V-M-C.
Check this up.
I like that.
I like that a lot.
I like that.
I like that.
It kind of sounded like the firework.
Yeah.
Wow.
Tight.
That's tight.
All right.
I can't even hey, dog
You can't, you can't
Do you write your number for it?
Okay, here is
El Swap Meat.
I like that one, I like that one.
Oh, that's funny.
Yeah, it gave me three packs of socks
for $2.
All right, here is
High Way, spelled H-A-Y,
Hey, W-A-Y,
Hey-W-A-Y, Hay-W-W-W-E.
Hey, way, hey-way.
I don't know.
Okay.
That sounds like an injury.
I get to get more.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
Here is Red Rocket.
No, that's scary.
I know.
Yeah, sure, Greg.
That's crazy.
I hurt the bald eagle.
Yeah.
That sounds like an invasion.
Yeah, it does.
It sounds like you have beef with America.
That sounds like we're giving us.
somebody freedom.
Sounds like we help somebody out.
Remember, they have to have like crazy names too.
So far we have VMC, El Swatme, Highway, and Red Rocket.
Here is, my abelita just passed away.
Ah, nah.
That's.
That's the Nia.
I don't know.
How is anyone supposed to be that?
Well, I didn't know.
She was not supposed to know who was what.
What's that one called?
My Obolita just passed away.
A little burnout here.
What'd you say?
No comments. Okay, let's just go to the joy.
Ah.
That's no fun.
That's really fun.
That's very memorable.
Rememurable.
Can we play them again?
Just back to back?
Back to back?
Okay, for sure, for sure.
Here is VMC.
Yeah.
So, who lost?
Tell us who lost?
Who lost?
Who for sure lost?
The first one out.
Yeah.
Everyone lost, except for Lettie.
That's gone!
I lost my abuelita, but I know.
I won something.
Gerardo, Gerardo.
Hi, Gerardo.
Good morning to you, brother.
Congratulations, bro.
You're going to six back.
You are.
You don't deserve it, but whatever.
Yeah, number one.
There you go.
The smartest person in the table, Lettie.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I thought I was actually going to win this time.
What? I think that's beautiful to spark
It is beautiful. It is beautiful. It is. Okay.
My abolita.
To know Thailand. All the signora.
And you know, like, I'm really like I'm going through it, but like she's a good time.
So we got to have a good time, yeah.
My abuelita Petra, she passed away a couple days ago.
I found out like mid-Mexico match.
The Mexico game was playing.
watching at home.
And it's something like,
like low-key, super roller coaster,
I didn't know and I was not prepared
to be the one that would have to tell my dad.
My sister calls me,
like right when, like the two goals had happened
where I'm in a good time.
She's been in hospice, my abolita,
so he kind of knew it was going to happen.
I had mentioned it to you guys too.
But like I, my focus is my dad
because he's gone through a lot.
He's lost his really close sister
and his really close brother.
And this is like his rock.
his mom. So like I'm just very very focused on him right. So I was loving that he was having a
great time and then my sister calls me and she's crying and she's telling me that a couple
a few hours before my abolita had passed away and she's like do you know where my dad is
because they're trying to reach him and he isn't answering and his phone was in his room.
Yeah. So he wasn't paying attention to his phone clearly. And then I'm like I'm like I'll let him
know and then I'll call you back.
Like I just at that time I didn't want to pass the phone
My sister was was crying too and it was a lot
So it's half time and I'm like dang he's gonna go to his phone
And I didn't know what to do like I'm like dad can you go make me a coffee
Because my dad loves like he makes coffee he makes us fruit and all of that
Yeah I'm just trying to keep him from his phone like so I can figure out what the heck I'm gonna do
And I tell Horda and my husband I don't know should I take him outside at this point my sons had gone outside to place I'm like
I just knew I had to.
Yeah.
I was seeing and waiting until the end of the game.
I'm like,
can I really hold it for like another 50 minutes?
Because the next half was 45-ish minutes, right?
So he's making my coffee and like, I'm kind of like,
Dad, I think we need to go to Ponda.
That's where my grandma was at, my Tia's house.
And he's like, why, miha?
And then, like, I just remember, like,
look, there was a papaya there.
So I don't know why I grabbed the papaya like a football,
but like, I don't like to,
stress. I was like, um, yeah, yeah, and he's sort of like, letty what? I'm like,
yeah, pass on my abuita, right? And it was weird because this moment is like, you know this
information and you know this information to change this person. And you're seeing them in their
moments before. Like I saw my dad in the moment before his world was different because his
mom wasn't there anymore. And it was like a weird thing to like be a part of. Really tough.
No one, no one prepares you for that.
So we go to Palmdale.
Like, we get our stuff ready, me and my dad, and then we drive to Palmdale.
I'm trying to, like, put the game on, like, to, on the radio.
To, like, distract him.
But then the freaking hills of Palmdale, they, like, take everything.
So it's, like, part of the game and then part, shh.
And then part, like, another random pop song that's playing because it's all mixed up there.
We get to Palmdale.
And so my grandma had been in hospice in my Tia's house, and she passed away.
a couple hours earlier and they're like hey we're gonna they're gonna pick up her body at midnight
which was crazy to me i'm like low-k they're probably watching the game number one but too like they let
the body be there so they had told the fact i never had seen something happen like that right so they had
told as many people to come as can to say goodbye right and it shocked me because it felt this so weird
it felt beautiful it felt special that she was in the bed and the
the family could come over and sit and be with her before she's taken and clearly
used to her at the wake but by that time things have happened to her you know like it's
she goes through her own process so she was laying down in the room and and and everyone was
coming in and paying their respects and I thought I would be scared but I was just so like
I was so happy and comforted and she looked so beautiful to me and you know like it's a weird
thing and then I also think like dang maybe this is how it should be.
because I kind of think of like when we're cavemen,
that's probably what happened.
Someone passed and we were all around them.
Not they were taken, you know.
Pass neither here nor there.
So there's a lot of family there, right?
And there's like cousins that, like kids of cousins, I don't know.
Because like we all kind of live different places.
So I had a cousin there and she's nine years old.
And I had it, I knew her when she was little.
But I don't really, like I've never really spoken to her.
Her name is Camila.
So like we're, I'm by my abuelita.
I'm holding her, I'm kissing her.
And then she comes up.
And then she's like, hey, who have you collabbed with?
And I was like, who have I collared with?
She's like, yeah, like, have you collabed with lefty gunplay?
We are over my grandmother's dead body.
We are like, I'm like, yeah.
I'm like, have I collabed with lefty gunplay?
And I was like, yeah, I know him.
And she's like, that's so cool.
She's like, do you know Forza Rejida?
And I was like, yeah, I know Forza Rejida.
But like my grandma is passed away right there.
And I was like, I love a little Palmdale kid when I see one.
That's the beauty of innocence.
Yeah.
Like my grandma's passed away.
It's just a scene to me.
And then she's asking me like if I know lefty and I think she thinks I'm a rapper.
Because what do you mean collabed?
Yeah.
Because you're just meeting some people sometimes.
You have to sit there and explain the whole thing.
Well, look, they're artists.
I'm an interviewer.
Yeah.
Like I know them though.
Like, you're like, wait, I don't have time for this.
Yeah, exactly.
My oldita's right here.
Oh, my gosh.
Same little girl goes upstairs because it's her house,
and she goes upstairs, and she brings down what looks like,
like, I thought like holy water or like a little bottle with, like, oil in it.
Okay.
Right?
And she starts putting it on my abuelita's face, like on her forehead, on her nose,
on her cheek and everything.
And then I hear one of my tios like,
Muchacha, let her in peace.
And then I go over, and she had like little girl perfume,
and she was rolling it on my dead grandma.
mother's face.
That's so innocent though.
But I'm like, well, this is crazy.
It is, it is.
This is a corpse right here.
And you're like, p-in-t-de-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-ee.
And she's like, nah, you're tripping.
She's like, here.
Now you smell good.
Yeah, that was crazy.
It was crazy.
I just wanted to share that little tid-a-bit.
Thank you guys for letting me have a day off yesterday.
I love my family so much.
I am very concerned about my dad.
I love him.
He's very strong and all of my cousins and my Tias and everybody and my Obolita Petra,
she is amazing.
and now she's with her dad and my abolito and her kids that have passed.
So I'm really happy about that.
Don't be sad because then it makes me sad.
It's like, yeah.
Wasn't that cute?
It's beautiful.
Lefty like just, I can picture that whole thing going on.
The whole little kid.
And you need to see her.
She's the cutest little thing.
And she's like, have you collab with LeftyGone?
Girl, who's letting you listen to LeftyGone?
True.
Which one of your freaking brothers over there in Palmdale?
Palmdale.
Palmdale.
Is letting you listen to LeftyGon Play.
Crazy guy.
Crazy guy.
Ab activities.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
This is a conversation that we have to have
Los Angeles because we did lose
a legendary Laker, LeBron James.
He is no longer going to be a part
of the Los Angeles Laguneros.
Oh, Laguneros, yeah.
He has chosen to depart ways.
Now that he's gone, the question is arising.
should he have his jersey retired and a statue outside of crypto?
Listen to what CBS Sports has to say.
Should the Lakers retire LeBron's jersey?
Eight years, he'll always be a Laker.
You got to retire it.
Statue?
Duh.
Better be a good one, too.
I've seen some bad statues lately, okay?
The Lakers should retire LeBron's jersey, but not build a statue.
That's actually a really good question.
Yeah?
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
CBS Sports.
Yes.
Yes.
I feel like they're like a national one.
Yeah, they are.
They're not an L.A. one.
They're not.
Definitely not.
They don't know the pulse of the city.
LeBron wore a Laker jersey, but he wasn't necessarily a late.
Like, we never saw him as a Laker.
He was never embraced.
He was never embraced.
And that's fine.
I mean, Luke Walton was a part of a championship team.
He doesn't have a statue.
Luke Waltz.
If anybody, if anybody's going to have a, look,
If any Laker, after Kobe is going to get a statue, it should be Paul Gasol,
Derek Fisher.
There's plenty of players that were very...
Go ahead give Meta World Pizza a statue before you.
Why not?
Why not?
We're doing that.
You're my light pole.
Why not?
You know, if anybody's going to get...
It's those guys.
I mean, they have memorable championship runs.
They did.
You know?
Right.
So, yeah.
So, yeah.
He's a championship and just him breaking.
so many records that he did as an individual
player as he was here at the Lakers, right?
He did like top scoring and things of that nature.
Is that not enough?
I don't think so.
No, I don't think so.
That's historical, though.
Eight years doesn't mean you are like cemented in our legacy as Lakers.
Kobe did 20 years.
Even Shaq did like, I don't know, around 10 or I don't make.
Actually, no, maybe he did like eight.
But he got, but he got to.
us to four finals, three championships, and it was like an entire era.
People will always speak about the Shaq and Kobe era.
You know what I'm saying?
LeBron had a run.
Yes.
It wasn't necessarily an era.
He didn't dominate anything.
And that's me.
I'm a Laker fan.
I'm a LeBron fan too.
Kobe and Paul Gasol.
Like that, that was a 10.
Three finals.
You know, three finals.
If anybody is going to get it, it should be someone like that.
Okay.
So now we moved on from the statute conversation.
Should the Lakers retire LeBron James Jersey?
Did he do enough for that?
No, because he's.
changed jerseys.
He did 23 and 6.
So which one would we do? What if we
do both? See? Yeah, you can.
No, you can't do that. He didn't put in
enough work on either jersey.
There goes, look.
I know. It's hard to explain that I get you.
I'm with you, dog. There's a lot more than just
numbers when it comes to retirement
a jersey. It's how the city feels about you, how the
organization feels about you.
Them not offering him
a contract says a lot.
about how the Lakers felt about him.
They didn't want to see him retire a Laker.
If they did, they would have him a contract.
He didn't ever commit to us long term either.
It was all one year, one year, one year, one year.
So it's like when you have that kind of relationship,
it's like, bro, we knew Kobe was going to be there until he couldn't anymore.
You know what I'm saying?
And it was like mutual.
He wanted to be there.
We wanted him to be there.
Because he is a goat, right?
Are we a little bit selfish for not giving him goat, I don't know,
privileges or go, like esteem, like the statue, like the jersey?
He's a borrowed goat, though.
Like, he's not our goat.
You know what I'm saying?
He's maybe Miami's goat.
No, that's doing weight.
Yeah, that's, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, but he, they got three, I mean, they have two championships with there, right?
He's maybe Cleveland.
He's Cleveland's cold.
Because he brought one to Cleveland, he brought a championship to Cleveland.
So what does he get?
What is his parting give?
He don't get no statue.
He don't get no jersey.
Nothing.
He gets his son.
a contract.
That's what he got.
He got to play
father and son
on the court.
That's amazing.
That's amazing.
That's a moment
forever in history.
I could actually see that
because he is such a legend,
I could see them
retiring a jersey for him though.
The first number.
23, probably.
Far-fetched dog.
As long as they won
the championship in that one,
the 2020,
I could see it happening.
What's going to happen
at that game?
Because you know,
they do like a ceremony?
Yeah.
What would happen at that ceremony?
This one would get booed.
at a ceremony like that.
I hope not.
Yeah, I think so too.
See what happens
when he comes back to Olae.
Watch.
Watch what happens
when he comes back to O'clock.
Wait, hold on.
When the block,
you come back to Olae.
One, three, shamed.
He left the goal, the whole game.
No, leave.
You leave left to go away.
Guess what?
Leaves always turn over again.
No, no, no.
What I'm saying,
no, no, what I'm saying is that
you're going to see how the fans react
and we will see how much they respected him.
How they embrace you or don't,
Or don't when you come back to play.
You see how a city how much loved you when you come back and play in the arena?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're right, you're right.
So he's going to get his car robbed or was.
You're going to be like Mexico fans outside his hotel.
What the hell are?
Zool, come here?
Now what's going on?
Cheese Mason with Angie.
Okay, you guys, listen, anyone listening right now,
if you're going through a heartbreak
Jalo has some advice, okay?
Because she's actually rooting for you
to have your heartbroken.
What?
Yeah, according to her,
it's actually a blessing.
Listen.
Breakups are not a failure.
I honestly feel like it's a launch pad
into your next best self.
We should have a party when we break up.
People should say you broke up.
Congratulations.
Because one, you made a decision.
Two, it was probably the best thing for everybody.
And if you're the one who's being heartbroken,
You're the winner.
Because if you go around your life and you're like breaking hearts, you're the loser.
You're never learning anything.
J-Lo is so privileged.
Why?
You know, most people when they break up, they don't have a place to sleep the next night.
That's true.
We should have a party.
Oh, my God, let's just go out and have a-grift.
She's trying to uplift you saying like that's a blessing in the sky.
I don't know where I'm going to sleep tomorrow.
She sounds like that one the other that just keeps going through breakups.
Yeah.
That's what it is.
It's the best leaving your Tio,
for the sixth time was the best thing I ever did.
That's what it sounds like.
No, it's different because J-Lo, it's with different guys, a breakup with different guys.
That's even worse.
And also, it's not her.
It's not.
It's not her fault.
Because she said, she goes on and she's saying, you know what?
I actually learned a lot about myself when I got my heartbroken.
The biggest growth spurts I've had emotionally, mentally, psychologically, have always come from a heartbreak.
And that's not just in romantic relationships.
That's in like work, heart breaks, all of it.
It's the only time you dig.
You're like, what the fucking happened?
How do I do this?
Like, why do I keep doing this?
Or why didn't that happen?
What could I have done better?
See?
Yeah, I feel you.
I mean, I get it.
But at the same time.
She makes sense.
Yeah, but she's saying like, oh, like, you know, things get so much better after breakup.
Maybe personally.
But, you know, with J-Lo and specific, I feel like it's not like she, no, I know, I love.
I love her.
I just feel like she doesn't level up after a breakup.
She's been successful with her without whoever she's with.
It's not like, oh, man, ever since she left so-and-so, now she's like on top of the world.
She was already on top of the world.
She doesn't drop off.
She just maintains the same.
We just don't, she's just not with her person anymore.
And she's 56 years old.
So what?
What does that mean?
Leveling up at that age?
Come on, you should be already leveled.
That's what I'm saying.
She is already.
I get what you're saying.
Come on.
You didn't learn the lesson yet?
Yeah.
She's too old.
to be learning her lessons.
Yes.
Yeah.
Anybody after 30,
your frontal lobe
has completely already developed.
You should already find
the likes of which,
like,
your likes and your don't likes
of people and you should,
you know,
somewhere more or less,
draw the line in the sand.
She's like 56, like,
you know what?
I feel like I'm ready.
Yeah.
She's still figuring herself out.
Who is J-Lo?
Who am I?
Oh my God.
Great start to tell us to this to this.
Nine plus ten.
Turn your wine.
Look at this studious food.
Peritos, are you feeling poor?
Yes, yes.
That's mental, guys.
That's all mental, right?
No, no, okay.
That's all mental.
It's my wallet too.
No, listen, listen.
Listen, researchers have found that feeling poor than other people around you can hurt
your happiness and your mental well-being.
Even if you're actually income stable, right?
Okay.
It's all about comparison.
People like watch your Instagram friends.
We're like, oh, wow.
him he's doing that and then they feel poor and it's like that's not the case yeah some people
aren't in complete debt showing off for social media don't fall into that you know science say your
bank account isn't always the problem your group chat might be and new study says people who feel
poorer than their friends report lower happiness even if they're uh fine financially so you know what
like to tell people is that being poor is a mental state all right let me explain I know people
that are not financially uh blessed and they're the happiest people in the world yeah
I know people that are financially blessed and they're just unhappy, miserable, and can't figure it out.
Stressed.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
You know, stressed.
Hate their lives.
Just want to get the health.
No, no, no, because then it means you're happy.
Yeah.
Some of the happiest people are just content with having what they have, which is family, health, and everything, you know, like, everything that goes good with just being alive.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Having a good home, that's, that's, dude, I take that over anything.
Yeah.
And that comparison thing is a real thing.
You know, because people see, like, somebody with a new car or.
or new whatever, and then they're just like, damn, like, they're doing it up.
They're doing it big.
Traveling.
Which could be the case, but also it could be like, oh, man, like, the guy's like, I'm in massive debt.
He's a complete debt.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, I see some of my friends and they're driving Mercedes.
I'm like, how do you have a Mercedes and I don't even have that yet?
Like, what's going on here?
But you have a, you have an office, you have like a space.
You know what I'm saying?
You're on a different path.
That's what I always tell myself in the mirror.
So I stop crying.
You're on a different path.
You're on a different path.
You don't need that range.
You don't need anything.
Get the Land Rover.
That's not bad.
That's not bad.
So if you think you're feeling poor, unfollow some people.
That's good.
Unfollow the braggers, scammers, show offers.
Honestly, you're just too successful for me.
I'm going to unfollow you.
Exactly.
No, it kind of motivates you, though.
Make me feel terrible by myself.
No, it does the opposite.
Makes you feel small.
Yeah.
Some people just can't handle it.
Okay, because their lives in that moment and stuff like that.
So before you turn into a hater, just unfiliping.
follow.
Bro, when I see streamers, they're like
23 and they're just like
quadruple billionaires and I'm just like
that's not motivating. Yeah. That's not
at all. Not for me. I'm just like, yeah,
I'm not going to do that. So, yeah.
Anyway, let me find something else.
Yeah. Well, just
be cool. And remember, being poor
is a mentality. Got me. Right? Wake up,
smile. Your health is
everything. Yes, it is. All right. Let's go.
Hello, studios. Look at this
studio. It's how's full.
With the J.
Shoot it.
Playball.
All right, you guys, I got to tell you about Mexico's coach and how he is a fun sucker.
What?
He's a fun sucker, all right?
But I can see why Mexico's winning, all right?
They got a strict coach that is dead serious about winning this World Cup.
His name is Javier Aguirre, and he's a former player for the Mexico team.
But he was asked about a trending phase online, the ECC, that everybody's been saying, like, oh, ECC?
See? Like saying that like we didn't have any chances of winning this World Cup, but hey, why not us?
What if we do?
And there might be a chance.
And if yes, right?
All those things.
So he was asked about this trending phase and this is what he had to say about it.
And if si yeah, he said, me said, yes.
So, yes, so, so, we're going to go.
No, no, man.
He's, he is very grumpy about this.
He's just like, yeah, whatever.
I don't even think he understands what the hell of their child.
They're trying to say, I don't think he understood it at all.
I wouldn't be surprised if those guys are like under, you know, the LeBron,
Dark 30 or whatever going like social media, blackout, no television, just focus on the team.
So I can see them not even more, you know what I'm saying?
I took it as like, he's not playing around.
Like he's just like, I don't get it.
I'm not feeding into it.
Whatever.
That's your guys' thing.
Because he's expecting to win every game.
Yeah.
He's not going in there like, oh, what if we do?
No, he's like, we're going to win today's game.
You know what I'm saying?
So he's not even playing the games of, there's no question marks in his preparation.
Yeah.
And to me, that's why, like, he's, he's like, sometimes those are the best coaches.
They don't play.
They're not having fun.
They're just, they're focused.
There's no backup plans.
There's no backup plans.
And I think, you know, and I think for Vosco, like, he already, he already delivered.
Yeah.
Anything past what he's done already, is he's already a legend.
True.
But if people listen to this, he's kind of sucking the fun out of that phase, out of that phrase, I don't think he's sucking it.
I think if anything, he's just.
Not like that.
I think of anything, he didn't understand it.
Like, he's lost.
I feel like
See, see, see, see.
Maybe it doesn't motivate as like a strong saying.
You get me?
It kind of like comes off as like a.
It is.
It is for,
from us because like as fans, like,
we're not used to winning a lot in, you know,
from the Mexico team.
It's like, okay, we see it.
Like, we're just like,
what if there's a chance?
And like, he can't think that way.
Yeah, it's like, no, to believe that there's a big.
It made me more confident in this team, honestly.
Like, bro, I'm not going to lie.
And being in Mexico, what, two days ago to watch the game?
Dude, you watched the year?
Yeah, you were there.
Being there, bro, felt like there is no ECC.
No, seva poder.
Yeah.
Like, you felt the vibe.
Yeah.
You, like, there was a different vibe in this World Cup.
And I'm not saying because I was there, but three games in a row, they haven't, you know,
they haven't gotten scored on.
They've been winning games comfortably.
And then this fourth game was one of the best first hats that they ever had in the World Cup,
bro.
Yeah.
Came out shooting.
There's just a different aura about this team, Perritos.
And it feels really, really good, man.
Like I said, anything that happens after this, I'm fine with it.
Did you hear anybody?
saying that saying over there?
Absolutely.
80,000 people.
Oh, yeah?
80,000 people.
They're confident with them.
It was crazy, dude.
It was amazing.
They know exactly what's going on.
Yeah.
That's so far.
