Brown Bag Mornings - BEST OF Brown Bag Mornings 01/27/26: John Caught Sending Spicy Emojis to Another Girl 🌶️🥵

Episode Date: January 27, 2026

Highlights from Brown Bag Mornings – January 27 🎙️🔥🚓 Petty Police is on the case with SNL comedian Marcello Hernandez🌦️ Concrete delivers the latest weather update😬 John calls in ...after getting caught sending spicy emojis to another girl 🌶️📱🗣️ Angie breaks down the latest chisme with Karrueche🎤 Letty dives into The Rap Sheet as Cardi B fires back over NFL picks🎓 Professor Concrete shares fresh Hella Studious tips on how to stay in love ❤️🏀 Rosecrans Vic breaks down what Carmelo Anthony’s son did that drove Carmelo insane on Play Ball 🤯See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Best of Brown bag. That's the sound of the police. The petty police. You're petty. You're just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest.
Starting point is 00:00:11 Pretty pettiest. All right. I'm already for to excuse this next pettiness because it's like a mom pettiness. It's like a mom protecting her cub pettiness. Okay. Marcelo Hernandez, he is an S&L comedian actor. And he also has a Netflix special out that's out right now called American Boy. He's of Kev'Kee.
Starting point is 00:00:30 Cuban and Dominican descent. And here's a little bit from his stand-up on Netflix. What's the most beautiful part about being at a family party? It's hanging out with your cousins, right? Isn't that the most beautiful part? Oh, my God. Something about being with your cousins, it just makes you just, you lose your mind.
Starting point is 00:00:51 You end up in a part of your house that you have never been to before. You and your cousins end up in the AC unit of your house. And you're in there and it's weird in there. And one of your cousins is like, I have hair, bro. I swear I got. I have hair. I don't know where it came from. I have hair.
Starting point is 00:01:10 Your other cousin, he's weird. And he's like, bro, eat the cockroach, bro. Please. We all know who that cousin is. I have that cousin, me. It's me. You're that girl. You eat a cockroach.
Starting point is 00:01:22 But Marcelo Hernandez, yes, he's making the rounds on social media too. Also for this joke he made concerning the immigration stuff that's going. down here in our country that we're all dealing with as a community? The white people that think that Latino immigrants are scary. If you're white and you think that Latino immigrants are coming to America to grab a bunch of little kids and put them in a basement. No. That's your thing.
Starting point is 00:01:54 Thoughts and opinions over that joke. His stand-up is out right now called American Boy on Netflix. Well, his mom said, if you don't like him, I don't like you. Okay? She admitted on an interview on the Today Show that she's made up a Finsta to combat people in comment sections over her son, which I know is petty. Yeah. But as a mama bear, I get it.
Starting point is 00:02:18 What a great mom. Right? Yeah. Imagine. It's a full Kevin Durant mode. Oh, sure. Imagine you're a mom, Greg, on a finsta defending when people clown your mashups or your bell bottoms or your fireplace in the background. My mom comments, clean your room.
Starting point is 00:02:35 Oh, she's a hater. She's the hater. She joins in. She's like, let's get him. Clean your room. Like her? She airs out more of your secrets. Yeah, what's what she's doing?
Starting point is 00:02:46 My home family does it. I'm like, what the hell? Yeah, my mom does it the most. He mentioned, Marcella mentioned that someone put like, this guy's not even funny at all in the comments. And his mom on his Finsta said, I'd like to see you try to do something like him.
Starting point is 00:03:02 Oh. Oh, damn. I like it. I like it. Oh, well, if you're so tough, if you're so funny, where's your special? You try it. I'm happy for her, and I'm happy for him. You know, this is a guy that's coming up representing,
Starting point is 00:03:16 excuse me, the Latino community on such a big stage like SNL. So big upstar guy, Marcella. For real. I promise I don't want no problems. Don't send your mom over here. No. No, no, no. Scrolling with all me.
Starting point is 00:03:27 We all know Kaylani has that huge hit right now folded that every, Everybody loves. I love you. Hey Lonnie. Gold song. Yes. Yes. If you don't know what the song sounds like,
Starting point is 00:03:37 this sounds like this. It's so silly in me to act like I don't need you back. Bangor. When all I can think about is that since I see you laugh, you come pick up your cold. I love that song so much. I know you edited it. Yeah, I could.
Starting point is 00:04:00 Yeah. Because I'm like, no, we still singing. No, I happen. Went straight to the hook for no reason. Great. song hits every single time. But Jaila Wayla on TikTok is going viral because she posted a video of her dad singing folded by Kaylani.
Starting point is 00:04:14 He didn't know the song. It was just karaoke on the screen. Okay. So you saw the karaoke words on the screen and his instrumental. Going along with it and this is how he sounded. All right. First, we know the cadence, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:24 This is how he did it. Check this up. It's so silly to act like I don't need to act. Bras. I let your body decide. Yeah. And he's sitting down on the floor just like chilling. Around all the baby toys and stuff.
Starting point is 00:05:12 Just grandpa has the Isley Brothers remix. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, he sounded like Isley Brothers mixed with like Anthony Hamilton. Like, oh, it was smooth as silk. Mixed with Luther a little bit. It was super soulful. I saw Kealani comment on like, Effitt, this is fire. Yeah, she commented, this is his song now.
Starting point is 00:05:31 His song. Yeah, everybody loves that cover so much. I honestly, I'm like, damn, we should come out with actual studio version. He should. How much you want to bet that might happen? I feel like Kailani, especially seeing how other people are remixing it or doing their own version. She loves it. She's been very supportive.
Starting point is 00:05:45 She has. Yeah. I would love to see that. And nobody can remix it like him because in his mind he has like Isley brothers, Cadence. And like the type of music he grew up on and grew up singing on. So it's like we already hear it. We're like, oh yeah, this is how R&B is sung today. But like he just came in with a whole different cadence.
Starting point is 00:06:02 I like that. Yeah. Love it. That's that guy. Dope. You want to try it on your own? You. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:06:11 I can't see. Oh my God. He doesn't put me on the spotlight? Yeah, I'm putting you. Do like a rock remix or something. Do like a Daddy Yankee. Yeah. Daddy Yankee.
Starting point is 00:06:21 Got it. Oh. Come on. I can't. Feel the soul. I can't. He doesn't know the word. Don't tell me you're folding.
Starting point is 00:06:30 I have folding because I don't know the words. I need the lyrics. You got this instrumental. It's so funny for me to ask, I don't need you back. Oh. With all, all I could think about is that. Yeah, see, I don't know the words like that. I don't know the words like that.
Starting point is 00:06:51 Oh, man. No, nobody's going to join. I was yours. Copy, copier, class. Oh, yeah. The infolete. Fold is. I haven't folded Joe
Starting point is 00:07:06 That's a junkie Joe That was great Greg That was great Greg But yeah I like his cover more Lucky Same same more Yeah I like it more
Starting point is 00:07:14 Your mom agree Is go pick up your room Thank you for that Greg And now The weather With concrete storm Benito Zina is going down For the weather
Starting point is 00:07:27 Today Tuesday January What? 27 Nah there you go Thank you appreciate that man First we're off to the city of High Grove where they
Starting point is 00:07:37 arguing say, shut your boy hole. 71, you're going to be 41 at night. Next, we levitate to the city of Thermal. What's one crazy thing you could do with a gerbil? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Moving on, 76 and 43 at night. Next, we pull up in the ultima
Starting point is 00:07:53 to Alta Dena. The housing there is off the Cadena. 70 and 49 at night. Now we wander off to the city of Somies. I wonder if they got there any homies. You are 72 and 44 at night, Perritos. What's wrong?
Starting point is 00:08:08 Why did you do? The gerbill. Altadina? Off the chain. What? Octadena. I like that one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:16 Yeah, that was great. I felt like it was accurate in here for a moment. You feel me? Let's go. High Grove, 71, 41 at night. Thermal, gerbo, 76, 43 at night. Altadena, off the cadena. 70 and 49 at night.
Starting point is 00:08:29 And so me, 72 and 44 at night. Perritos. Okay. She's quite concrete from brought back mornings. I'm probably one of six more weather. concrete, Ethan, who's 7 and Priscilla, who's age, they want to know what is the crazy thing that you've talked about. You can put them in a cannon and shoot them, like, how they do at stadiums,
Starting point is 00:08:46 and they won't die because they fly. What is it? What is it? Like a flying squirrel. Like a flying squirrel. But it's a gerbil. Try it, Ethan. Aiden. Aiden.
Starting point is 00:08:56 No, no, no. Another one. Aiden, who's five. He wants to know. What does that mean? Oh, you can put him in a back of it and take him to school and have him eat everybody else's food. Oh, is this like an animal? It's an animal.
Starting point is 00:09:08 A gerbil? You don't know what a gerbil? No. Like a hamster? Yeah, it's like a hamster. Oh, I don't know. It can crawl anywhere. Chrysanthemum, who's sick.
Starting point is 00:09:18 She wants to know. How do you know? How do I know? Yeah. You know so much about gerbils. Oh, what happened to it? Got stuck somewhere and died. Yeah, I do.
Starting point is 00:09:32 It's that. I know, I know. comfortable. Thanks. You're so nasty. Tomorrow more weather. I'll be back tomorrow. And animal facts.
Starting point is 00:09:44 Absolutely. And Pita, we're not encouraging the shooting of gerbils or the stucking of gerbils. Oh, they're fine with it. They're not. No, they're not. No, no. I don't know about Peter.
Starting point is 00:09:54 I'm saying, if the gerbils ain't dripping. Actually, I mean, gerbils have never said no. You feel me? Oh, my God. That's it. Oh, wow. You stop. Maybe that in English.
Starting point is 00:10:04 Oh. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line. John needs our help.
Starting point is 00:10:20 John, hit us up and said, good morning, brown bag. I'm John and I need a homie help line. Basically, what had happened was, I know. My girl and I got into an argument because I had a girl saved in my phone as bestie with certain emojis. Oh, what emojis? Those emojis are Blue Heart, Teddy Bear, and Hanheart. Squirrels.
Starting point is 00:10:43 My best friend has been there for me when I was at my lowest point mentally. I've known her for a year longer than I've been with my girl. She and I went to high school together, but she moved to Texas after graduation. Okay. They've never met before, and I never told my girl about her until now when I had to explain to her who she was. My girl is jealous So I was trying to keep it a secret And not start drama
Starting point is 00:11:08 This all started because I was planning a trip to Texas with her And I wanted them to meet But it was supposed to be a surprise I was going to go to Buckees in Dallas With my girl And have us run into my bestie For us to get along and hang out while we were out there It's gonna get bucking here
Starting point is 00:11:28 And set of buckies Straight creepy and weirdo behavior Stop. It's dumb behavior. I'm kidding. By the way, Buckies is amazing. Bucking is amazing.
Starting point is 00:11:37 I heard everything. You can get a pulled pork sandwich. Really? You get a pool pork sandwich. Yes. The mascot's there. You can get gas. Which is probably more than the amazing thing.
Starting point is 00:11:47 You get anything you want there, really. Yeah, they have insane merch too. Barbecue pits. What? Well, it didn't go as planned for him, all right? He said, I showed my girl my phone for the navigation a few days before our trip and was supposed to, our trip was supposed to be, and a text came in from Bestie with all the emojis.
Starting point is 00:12:06 Oh, no. She told me to cancel the trip and take her home immediately because she needs space. So I did. It's been a few weeks, but already unblocked on all social media. A few weeks! She's taken down any photos of us and stopped sharing her location with me. It's been eating me up and playing with my mind. I want to know if we're actually done
Starting point is 00:12:31 or this is the space she was talking about I took it as we will get back once this blows over but I'm getting impatient and depressed I've gone to therapy and leaned on my friends they all tell me it's time to move on but if that was the case she would have just straight up told me that
Starting point is 00:12:48 right? I know it's easy to laugh at this Greg but it's serious for me oh John yeah should I walk away even though she hasn't said it's over or is there still a chance this is just the space she needs right now let me know brown bag walk away she needs for two weeks you said weeks how many weeks a few weeks get out of here dog get out of three or more was she an astronaut she needs space oh oh it's over in my
Starting point is 00:13:20 opinion yeah it's over but i had the honor of speaking to said young man john yesterday and we asked him a couple questions. First of all, he's not going to come on the radio. No. He fears that she may know who he is by his voice and not by the story. We just told. Little boy. She probably has him blocked on the airwaves too.
Starting point is 00:13:43 Maybe. You know? But he mentioned a couple things to us. I asked, please explain the emojis for my friend. We told you how he wouldn't call in. Yeah. Because he wants to be anonymous. He doesn't want her to know and then. Big is like, that's a bad idea. You could be on the radio when you're blocked from everything else and you could be pleading your case.
Starting point is 00:14:04 He's on the line. Oh, John? No, he's not. Yeah, so, my boy. He's being a man. I love surprises. Hey, good morning, guys. My boy, John.
Starting point is 00:14:15 Full court press starts now. All right, John. What got you from yesterday and I wanted to call to today feeling like, you know what? What do I got to lose? You know what? I met up with my friend yesterday. We were talking. and I told him the situation
Starting point is 00:14:29 and I told him about the messages and he said you know what man life's too short if you can't talk about it with somebody else if you could talk about it with me you should be able to talk about with other people and it's just good to speak out because I feel like I'm going through this but a lot of other people are going through
Starting point is 00:14:45 at the same time. Right free brother Okay going through what get having best friends in secret like what part going through what part No no no I think To be in a relationship, you have to be able to have friends that are both guys and girls. And if I'm with somebody, they should trust me that I'm not going to do anything.
Starting point is 00:15:07 Yeah. Okay. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:15:11 Yes. You are allowed to have friends when everything is on the up and up. And they know who your friends are. You know who their friends are. The problem isn't that you had a friend. I think it's that you had a sneaky friend. A secret friend. And the emojis that you had.
Starting point is 00:15:27 for the friend. Yep. And that, Granted, you knew this friend before you knew your girl because you said
Starting point is 00:15:33 you knew her a year before you knew your girl. But there was something in you that when you met your girl, you said, I'm not going to tell her to yourself. You kept it from her.
Starting point is 00:15:44 Hey, John, just be honest, man. Did you ever have feelings for your best friend? No, no,
Starting point is 00:15:50 I always kept a respectful. It was only just a friendship. Look, keeping it respectful is not the answer I'm asking you. Did you ever have feelings for her? attraction.
Starting point is 00:15:59 No, no, never. Did you guys ever hook up? No. Do you ever want to hook up? No, no. More of a brother's sister relationship. Okay. My brother nor none of my homies has ever gotten me a teddy bear.
Starting point is 00:16:12 Or has hearts, emojis. Yeah, the emojis that they have for me, well, it's probably different because of me. It's like that one scary monster one. That one mask that you don't use for anything except what let me calls? Wait, you're laughing for them. Why did you choose that way? No, no reason. Have you guys ever gotten, have you done like any dates with her?
Starting point is 00:16:31 No, just like, just casually getting food, but nothing serious or like, I don't want people to think a bear means more than it should. It's just a present to present. No, it's not. Okay, you had three emojis. What was the hand heart for in the emojis that you had for your bestie on the phone? I love her. What was the which emoji? The heart.
Starting point is 00:16:52 You said it was a hand heart. Just says it like a friend that's always been there for me. so I'm thankful for her. Oh my God. Then why not do the hat shake? No, no, hair shake. Dude, come here? Man, what's going on?
Starting point is 00:17:07 She's Mation with Angie. All right, you guys, it is official. Karucci is off the market. Because she has a new man, football coach, Dionne Sanders, that people are really judging him or her for, okay? So he's 58 years old. He's actually a football coach for the University of Colorado. She's 37 years old.
Starting point is 00:17:31 He's a legend, by the way, right? Legend. It's a 21-year age gap, and he was actually asked about her, and he was all talking about her like he's in love with her. Listen. You know what? It's really great. Good woman, good person has added so much to my life and my days and my moments.
Starting point is 00:17:51 And I'm smiling. Okay. He's smiling, though. He's happy. You can hear it. But this is where people are really thinking like, hey, like Carucci probably has like a little sugar daddy going on. Because there's actually a video where Carucci's talking about Christmas and the stuff that she got for Christmas. Listen.
Starting point is 00:18:11 My Christmas was amazing. I got some really great gifts. Sure did. And I got to spend some quality time. I got them all on Layway. With the Sanders family and my family too. Layway. What's all?
Starting point is 00:18:24 We planned, y'all. We had a great Christmas. We did. Christmas is. Damn. So that video, yeah. People are saying she got herself
Starting point is 00:18:33 not a man or sugar daddy. No. Okay, no, no, no. Because of the gifts. The gifts. Christmas is. Plural to pull. Your husband should be your sugar daddy.
Starting point is 00:18:43 That's not her husband. They're not married? No. No, fool. Okay, that's the crazy part. No, this is the crazy part. So you hear how he's all like, ooh, for her, right?
Starting point is 00:18:51 But last year, Karucci, when they asked her like, hey, are you dating? Are you having fun? This was her answer. Is she having fun? Yeah. Oh, look at that smile.
Starting point is 00:19:00 If I wasn't having fun, I wouldn't be in it. I'm at a part of my life. Like, I know what I want. If I wasn't happy and content, feeling good in my situation, I'm not wasting my time. So, yeah, I'm in a good place. She's having fun. She's having fun. She's having fun with him.
Starting point is 00:19:17 Exactly. What they're doing for fun. I don't know, but they're having fun. Whatever they're all giggily about it. Yeah. He's smitten. He's smitten. Oh, for sure.
Starting point is 00:19:26 You know what? Good woman, good person has added so much to my life and my days and my moments. And I'm smiling. That's good. He's happy. He lost his teeth all of a sudden. I'm smiling. Because he's smiling so big. I guess to her credit, she could get her own and then even like young dudes would probably like shower her.
Starting point is 00:19:50 Cruise you. Yeah. Yeah. Shower her with gifts. She's a legend in the game for sure. But, yeah, it's a wild age gap. I think people initially, because he was sick and there was like a video, like a vlog, and she was at the hospital.
Starting point is 00:20:03 Like, what is she doing? Is she there for his son? Or is she there for him? No one understood. But now it's like, no, they're together. They're together. Get used to it, okay? Get used to Dion and Carucci.
Starting point is 00:20:12 Good for that. Together, 21-year-age gap. Shout out to Carucci Sanders. Her homegirl hooked them up, no? No, so they were saying that it was one of her homegirls, Roxy. Roxy, sorry. Yeah
Starting point is 00:20:25 Supposedly hooked them up But Roxy made it clear She's like I did not hook you guys up Like she was just here And you were there He shot his shot And now they're together
Starting point is 00:20:37 He plays football He did the He intercepted a pass Took it back to the house for six Yeah He's just having fun I think they're both just No he's mitten like
Starting point is 00:20:50 But she's the one of having fun Yeah she said it last year He said she keeps me happy for the rest of my days that are counted. You know what? It's really great. Good woman, good person has added so much to my life and my days and my moments. And I'm smiling.
Starting point is 00:21:08 He's smiling. Go, Carucci. I don't understand. It works for them to understand. That's their thing. You're blogging. They're happy. There's a lot of dudes with super young girlfriends.
Starting point is 00:21:17 The 21 gap means nothing. Yeah, Al Pacino. Okay. Thank you. All right. That's it for Cheezza. Brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers. Manchi from Brownback Mornings.
Starting point is 00:21:26 I'm Paro 106. All right, let's into sombrup. If it's hip hop, you know let these on. Yeah, go. Rep. Let these set go. Aye, Pobrecita Cardi B. She went in on the little girl, and now she's getting backlash.
Starting point is 00:21:40 Okay, that little girl that everybody's going in on, the one that would do the predictions of who's going to win these playoffs. And she was wrong for most of the time. I think she got the Patriots correct a couple weeks back. But she had chosen the Patriots. Who were the Patriots? playing the Broncos to win this past game and she
Starting point is 00:21:58 was wrong again so then Cardi B went on her social media and called the little girl a B-word That little white girl said that way it's gonna win damn bitch I'm sorry I'm sorry no I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I didn't me can say that No Cardi B's been turning up because her man
Starting point is 00:22:18 Stefan Diggs is on the Patriots and she's been turning up every time and clowning anyone that comes after than I'm and it's like, oh yeah, send that team to Cancun, blah, blah, blah. And now what's viral is this young little girl from out here, no? Isn't her dad? Yeah, he works in sports radio out here. Wow. Oh, dear.
Starting point is 00:22:36 Yes. Don't say which one. They're probably the odds. I don't know. Yeah, we're not saying. But now she's getting back. That she's getting back to the kind of little girl. But she apologized.
Starting point is 00:22:43 She went too far. She went too far. She caught herself in the moment. She did. Yeah. But she was on live so you can't take it back. Yeah. Forever record us.
Starting point is 00:22:51 That part. It's like when Concrete told that little kid, they stuck that being People, remember? Oh, yeah. Oh, yesterday? And it's like, you can't take it back? Yeah. I mean, Cardi has a history, though, getting out of pocket.
Starting point is 00:23:01 She said Nikki Minaj's fate, like, his son was like her favorite color was blue or his favorite number was blue or something crazy like that. No, her favorite color was rock or something. Yeah. Why do you bring that out? I know a bigger. Because. No, his favorite color is five.
Starting point is 00:23:14 Yeah. Stop. Stop. She's a crazy. She's a crazy girl. Best of Brown Bag. Right. Scott.
Starting point is 00:23:24 Hell of studio. What's nine plus ten? Turn your wine? Look at this studio. Food. What do you all want to fall in love and stay in love with someone? Yes. Well, this new study tells you what not to do.
Starting point is 00:23:36 No. Don't work out together, guys. Couples that do unhealthy activities together, like eating junk food, feel closer than those who choose healthier activities. Guys, let me tell you right now, your lady doesn't want to be, hey, put that pie down, baby. You're going to look fat. She don't want to hear that.
Starting point is 00:23:52 She wants to taste that sugary sweetness. Oh, my gosh. Gosh, I thought you were going to. Everybody settled down. She wants to Netflix and chill, get some food, eat it on the bed. You know what I'm saying? Come on. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:04 Do those crazy nasty things. Crumbs all over the bed. Yes. Oh, no. That's gross. No, no, no, no. You know, go to Tommy's at 12 p. You know, 12 a year.
Starting point is 00:24:15 What is the study? What is the study? What is the thing? What is the study in personality and social psychology. Bulletin found that couples feel closer after engaging in unhealthy behaviors together. you know what, take a little bumpskeys. Did you not just hear? I know.
Starting point is 00:24:31 I'm just, I know, I'm kidding. Such as binging on jump food and being sedentary. Oh, yeah, like sedentary. You're sitting down. Yeah, yeah, just slouch. Researchers analyze three dietary studies and discover that shared problematic behaviors increased relationship satisfaction both on the same day and the next. That's why the most talk.
Starting point is 00:24:54 and people love each other the most because they're just unhealthy. Be a little unhealthy. It's good. Yeah, nobody wants to, hey, let's go to the gym. Every day? Yes.
Starting point is 00:25:04 Every day, dog. Hot chitos and chill. Hot chitos and chill. A little take this is, you're equating, working out with, like, unhealthy, like you're doing the,
Starting point is 00:25:16 I don't know, I don't know that that's, I don't think that's true. It's unhealthy. It didn't say don't work out with your friend. It didn't say that. It's just saying, like, hey, unhealthy stuff brings you closer.
Starting point is 00:25:26 But he didn't say healthy stuff. When you're at Target, be like, don't buy that. Oh, me, wait out my thought, you know. No. Hit her with a little toxicity every time. A little toxicity every now and the end. Toxistical. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:39 What? What is that? What is that? What the hell is that happened? I ran with Hodha for the first time this past weekend. And then we walked home together and we were just talking. And I told him later, I'm like, that felt like love to me. You didn't want to do that.
Starting point is 00:25:55 Oh, no, I didn't. Exactly. But he felt like love to me. I'm like walking home with you and it's not the boys and then we're just talking. Romance. Yeah, that felt very. And he probably loved the fact that you did something that you didn't want to do and you did it for him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:08 So let's see what I'm saying? That's working out. They were breaking out together. I know, but it was messing with her brain. She didn't want to be there. She wanted to be unhealthy. It can be unhealthy as though it rolls her ankle. She didn't want to be there.
Starting point is 00:26:20 So that was unhealthy for her. I guess binge with your partner. Okay. Or like be couch potatoes with your partner. Yes. And then like don't even think that anything's wrong because you guys are building your foundation. I think the main thing is do things with your partner. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:34 Do the 40-year-old 69. What is that? So when you both wear each other's feet at the same time. Oh, that's so cute. Oh, that's so cute. I get it. 40-year-old 69 because he's doing for you. You're doing for him.
Starting point is 00:26:46 Yeah. That's 119. He just said math. 19? Yeah, 40 plus 69. All right. Thank you, Sidious, well, thank you. Look at this studious house food.
Starting point is 00:26:58 Be smart. Stay smart, America. Big. I don't know, but it's your fault. Shoot the J. Shoot it. Play ball. Let's play ball with Vic.
Starting point is 00:27:08 That's right. NBA legend, Carmelo Anthony is just like us angry dads, all right? He gets pissed at the dumb things his son does, all right? Because Carmel was on his podcast 7 p.m. in Brooklyn with Twitch streamer Tileel. If you guys don't know who he is, he's like really close with Kaisanaat. So imagine if Kaisenot is like the LeBron of streamers. Yeah. Ty Lill is like the Carmelo Anthony.
Starting point is 00:27:29 You know, he's kind of like, yeah, he's like right, you know, kind of under him, right? And so they talked about a moment where Kian Anthony Carmelo's son was on a stream with Ty Lill, and he took a rare LeBron jersey off the wall of their home and gave it to Ty Lill as a gift live on stream. Carmelo was so pissed when he found out, listen to what happened. If I walk in the room, like, hold on. Something, it fell? He's like, nah, I was about to talk to you about that. What my jersey yet?
Starting point is 00:28:02 Sit down for a second. You know, I gave it to the let Talil hold a jersey. You know, he's a big brown fan. He a big brown fan. But don't you ever take nothing off your wall? This ain't got nothing to do with Ty Lill. Why do kids do that? He was so mad.
Starting point is 00:28:18 Yeah. Yeah. You know when lo-bubos were big, right? You know how obsessive I got. Oh, yeah. They just started missing all of a sudden. They were going missing. And I'm like, where the hell are my loboos?
Starting point is 00:28:30 Yeah. And then I see my mom and she has one on her purse. I go pick up the boys. Luisito's best friend has the Coca-Cola one. And I was like, what are you? Luis is giving out my loboos. I'm like, what the hell? They're not yours?
Starting point is 00:28:44 Oh, but she banana likes pink. And my friend Fox likes Coca-Cola. Oh, my God. That's exactly what happened yesterday. Not what the boob was, but we bought lunchables yesterday. So I bought a bunch of them for lunch for like, you know. Yeah. And then I walk outside and I'm like, wow, there's 10 kids outside.
Starting point is 00:28:59 All eating luncheables. I said, what? Did you guys like, did everybody bring a luncheobos today? Did everybody bring a luncheos? No, Chrisito brought them. Oh. I was like, fool. We just got those.
Starting point is 00:29:10 I took my son a Survivor series for his birthday all the way to San Diego. We get in line and he's like, I want to buy this for my friend. And he loves wrestling. And I'm like, I'm here for your birthday. And he's like, didn't you say we should share with our friends, Dad? And I'm like, wow. He got you on that one, though. He got you.
Starting point is 00:29:26 He got you. He got you. So are we mad at them or not? Because Carmelo's son almost gave out like a rare LeBron jersey. Or super rare jersey. Oh, really? He was probably like 50K. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:29:36 But his homie likes LeBron. Yeah, dude, I spend $88 on those luncheable. You know how much that Coca-Cola LeBubo's worth? And then Carmelo's son was like, don't you know, LeBron isn't he? He could just give you another one, right? He's like, dad
Starting point is 00:29:47 Kiann? If I don't like I mean he has a point He does No but it's a rare jersey It only issued certain times He's ranch I know
Starting point is 00:29:55 Oh yeah no All right Best of Brown bag

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