Brown Bag Mornings - BEST OF Brown Bag Mornings 01/27/26: John Caught Sending Spicy Emojis to Another Girl 🌶️🥵
Episode Date: January 27, 2026Highlights from Brown Bag Mornings – January 27 🎙️🔥🚓 Petty Police is on the case with SNL comedian Marcello Hernandez🌦️ Concrete delivers the latest weather update😬 John calls in ...after getting caught sending spicy emojis to another girl 🌶️📱🗣️ Angie breaks down the latest chisme with Karrueche🎤 Letty dives into The Rap Sheet as Cardi B fires back over NFL picks🎓 Professor Concrete shares fresh Hella Studious tips on how to stay in love ❤️🏀 Rosecrans Vic breaks down what Carmelo Anthony’s son did that drove Carmelo insane on Play Ball 🤯See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Best of Brown bag.
That's the sound of the police.
The petty police.
You're petty.
You're just petty.
I'm being petty.
Petty, petty girl.
Pretty and a pettiest.
Pretty pettiest.
All right.
I'm already for to excuse this next pettiness because it's like a mom pettiness.
It's like a mom protecting her cub pettiness.
Okay.
Marcelo Hernandez, he is an S&L comedian actor.
And he also has a Netflix special out that's out right now called American Boy.
He's of Kev'Kee.
Cuban and Dominican descent.
And here's a little bit from his stand-up on Netflix.
What's the most beautiful part about being at a family party?
It's hanging out with your cousins, right?
Isn't that the most beautiful part?
Oh, my God.
Something about being with your cousins, it just makes you just,
you lose your mind.
You end up in a part of your house that you have never been to before.
You and your cousins end up in the AC unit of your house.
And you're in there and it's weird in there.
And one of your cousins is like, I have hair, bro.
I swear I got.
I have hair.
I don't know where it came from.
I have hair.
Your other cousin, he's weird.
And he's like, bro, eat the cockroach, bro.
Please.
We all know who that cousin is.
I have that cousin, me.
It's me.
You're that girl.
You eat a cockroach.
But Marcelo Hernandez, yes, he's making the rounds on social media too.
Also for this joke he made concerning the immigration stuff that's going.
down here in our country that we're all dealing with as a community?
The white people that think that Latino immigrants are scary.
If you're white and you think that Latino immigrants are coming to America
to grab a bunch of little kids and put them in a basement.
No.
That's your thing.
Thoughts and opinions over that joke.
His stand-up is out right now called American Boy on Netflix.
Well, his mom said, if you don't like him,
I don't like you.
Okay?
She admitted on an interview on the Today Show that she's made up a Finsta to combat people in comment sections over her son, which I know is petty.
Yeah.
But as a mama bear, I get it.
What a great mom.
Right?
Yeah.
Imagine.
It's a full Kevin Durant mode.
Oh, sure.
Imagine you're a mom, Greg, on a finsta defending when people clown your mashups or your bell bottoms or your fireplace in the background.
My mom comments, clean your room.
Oh, she's a hater.
She's the hater.
She joins in.
She's like, let's get him.
Clean your room.
Like her?
She airs out more of your secrets.
Yeah, what's what she's doing?
My home family does it.
I'm like, what the hell?
Yeah, my mom does it the most.
He mentioned,
Marcella mentioned that someone put like,
this guy's not even funny at all in the comments.
And his mom on his Finsta said,
I'd like to see you try to do something like him.
Oh.
Oh, damn.
I like it.
I like it.
Oh, well, if you're so tough, if you're so funny, where's your special?
You try it.
I'm happy for her, and I'm happy for him.
You know, this is a guy that's coming up representing,
excuse me, the Latino community on such a big stage like SNL.
So big upstar guy, Marcella.
For real.
I promise I don't want no problems.
Don't send your mom over here.
No.
No, no, no.
Scrolling with all me.
We all know Kaylani has that huge hit right now folded that every,
Everybody loves.
I love you.
Hey Lonnie.
Gold song.
Yes.
Yes.
If you don't know what the song sounds like,
this sounds like this.
It's so silly in me to act like I don't need you back.
Bangor.
When all I can think about is that since I see you laugh,
you come pick up your cold.
I love that song so much.
I know you edited it.
Yeah, I could.
Yeah.
Because I'm like, no, we still singing.
No, I happen.
Went straight to the hook for no reason.
Great.
song hits every single time.
But Jaila Wayla on TikTok is going viral because she posted a video of her dad singing
folded by Kaylani.
He didn't know the song.
It was just karaoke on the screen.
Okay.
So you saw the karaoke words on the screen and his instrumental.
Going along with it and this is how he sounded.
All right.
First, we know the cadence, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is how he did it.
Check this up.
It's so silly to act like I don't need to act.
Bras.
I let your body decide.
Yeah.
And he's sitting down on the floor just like chilling.
Around all the baby toys and stuff.
Just grandpa has the Isley Brothers remix.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, he sounded like Isley Brothers mixed with like Anthony Hamilton.
Like, oh, it was smooth as silk.
Mixed with Luther a little bit.
It was super soulful.
I saw Kealani comment on like, Effitt, this is fire.
Yeah, she commented, this is his song now.
His song.
Yeah, everybody loves that cover so much.
I honestly, I'm like, damn, we should come out with actual studio version.
He should.
How much you want to bet that might happen?
I feel like Kailani, especially seeing how other people are remixing it or doing their own version.
She loves it.
She's been very supportive.
She has.
Yeah.
I would love to see that.
And nobody can remix it like him because in his mind he has like Isley brothers, Cadence.
And like the type of music he grew up on and grew up singing on.
So it's like we already hear it.
We're like, oh yeah, this is how R&B is sung today.
But like he just came in with a whole different cadence.
I like that.
Yeah.
Love it.
That's that guy.
Dope.
You want to try it on your own?
You.
I don't know.
I can't see.
Oh my God.
He doesn't put me on the spotlight?
Yeah, I'm putting you.
Do like a rock remix or something.
Do like a Daddy Yankee.
Yeah.
Daddy Yankee.
Got it.
Oh.
Come on.
I can't.
Feel the soul.
I can't.
He doesn't know the word.
Don't tell me you're folding.
I have folding because I don't know the words.
I need the lyrics.
You got this instrumental.
It's so funny for me to ask, I don't need you back.
Oh.
With all, all I could think about is that.
Yeah, see, I don't know the words like that.
I don't know the words like that.
Oh, man.
No, nobody's going to join.
I was yours.
Copy, copier, class.
Oh, yeah.
The infolete.
Fold is.
I haven't folded Joe
That's a junkie Joe
That was great Greg
That was great Greg
But yeah
I like his cover more
Lucky
Same same more
Yeah I like it more
Your mom agree
Is go pick up your room
Thank you for that Greg
And now
The weather
With concrete storm
Benito Zina is going down
For the weather
Today Tuesday
January
What?
27
Nah there you go
Thank you appreciate that man
First
we're off to the city of High Grove where they
arguing say, shut your boy hole.
71, you're going to be
41 at night. Next, we levitate to
the city of Thermal. What's one
crazy thing you could do with a gerbil?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Moving on, 76 and 43 at night.
Next, we pull up in the ultima
to Alta Dena. The housing
there is off the Cadena.
70 and 49 at night.
Now we wander off to the city of Somies.
I wonder if they got there any
homies. You are 72
and 44 at night, Perritos.
What's wrong?
Why did you do?
The gerbill.
Altadina?
Off the chain.
What?
Octadena.
I like that one.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was great.
I felt like it was accurate in here for a moment.
You feel me?
Let's go.
High Grove, 71, 41 at night.
Thermal, gerbo, 76, 43 at night.
Altadena, off the cadena.
70 and 49 at night.
And so me, 72 and 44 at night.
Perritos.
Okay.
She's quite concrete from brought back mornings.
I'm probably one of six more weather.
concrete, Ethan, who's 7 and Priscilla, who's age,
they want to know what is the crazy thing that you've talked about.
You can put them in a cannon and shoot them, like, how they do at stadiums,
and they won't die because they fly.
What is it? What is it?
Like a flying squirrel.
Like a flying squirrel.
But it's a gerbil.
Try it, Ethan.
Aiden.
Aiden.
No, no, no.
Another one.
Aiden, who's five.
He wants to know.
What does that mean?
Oh, you can put him in a back of it and take him to school and have him eat everybody else's food.
Oh, is this like an animal?
It's an animal.
A gerbil?
You don't know what a gerbil?
No.
Like a hamster?
Yeah, it's like a hamster.
Oh, I don't know.
It can crawl anywhere.
Chrysanthemum, who's sick.
She wants to know.
How do you know?
How do I know?
Yeah.
You know so much about gerbils.
Oh, what happened to it?
Got stuck somewhere and died.
Yeah, I do.
It's that.
I know, I know.
comfortable.
Thanks.
You're so nasty.
Tomorrow more weather.
I'll be back tomorrow.
And animal facts.
Absolutely.
And Pita,
we're not encouraging the shooting of gerbils or the stucking of gerbils.
Oh, they're fine with it.
They're not.
No, they're not.
No, no.
I don't know about Peter.
I'm saying, if the gerbils ain't dripping.
Actually, I mean, gerbils have never said no.
You feel me?
Oh, my God.
That's it.
Oh, wow.
You stop.
Maybe that in English.
Oh.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for the homie help line.
John needs our help.
John, hit us up and said, good morning, brown bag.
I'm John and I need a homie help line.
Basically, what had happened was,
I know.
My girl and I got into an argument because I had a girl saved in my phone as bestie with certain emojis.
Oh, what emojis?
Those emojis are Blue Heart, Teddy Bear, and Hanheart.
Squirrels.
My best friend has been there for me when I was at my lowest point mentally.
I've known her for a year longer than I've been with my girl.
She and I went to high school together, but she moved to Texas after graduation.
Okay.
They've never met before, and I never told my girl about her until now when I had to explain to her who she was.
My girl is jealous
So I was trying to keep it a secret
And not start drama
This all started because I was planning a trip to Texas with her
And I wanted them to meet
But it was supposed to be a surprise
I was going to go to Buckees in Dallas
With my girl
And have us run into my bestie
For us to get along and hang out while we were out there
It's gonna get bucking here
And set of buckies
Straight creepy and weirdo behavior
Stop.
It's dumb behavior.
I'm kidding.
By the way,
Buckies is amazing.
Bucking is amazing.
I heard everything.
You can get a pulled pork sandwich.
Really?
You get a pool pork sandwich.
Yes.
The mascot's there.
You can get gas.
Which is probably more than the amazing thing.
You get anything you want there, really.
Yeah, they have insane merch too.
Barbecue pits.
What?
Well, it didn't go as planned for him, all right?
He said, I showed my girl my phone for the navigation a few days before our trip
and was supposed to, our trip was supposed to be, and a text came in from Bestie with all the
emojis.
Oh, no.
She told me to cancel the trip and take her home immediately because she needs space.
So I did.
It's been a few weeks, but already unblocked on all social media.
A few weeks!
She's taken down any photos of us and stopped sharing her location with me.
It's been eating me up and playing with my mind.
I want to know if we're actually done
or this is the space she was talking about
I took it as we will get back
once this blows over
but I'm getting impatient and depressed
I've gone to therapy and leaned on my friends
they all tell me it's time to move on
but if that was the case
she would have just straight up told me that
right?
I know it's easy to laugh at this Greg
but it's serious for me
oh John
yeah should I walk away
even though she hasn't said it's over or is there still a chance this is just the space she needs right now
let me know brown bag walk away she needs for two weeks you said weeks how many weeks a few weeks
get out of here dog get out of three or more was she an astronaut she needs space oh oh it's over in my
opinion yeah it's over but i had the honor of speaking to said young man john yesterday and we asked him a couple
questions. First of all, he's not going to come on the radio.
No. He fears that she may
know who he is by his voice
and not by the story.
We just told.
Little boy. She probably has
him blocked on the airwaves too.
Maybe. You know?
But he mentioned a couple
things to us. I asked, please
explain the emojis for my friend.
We told you how he wouldn't call in.
Yeah. Because he wants to be anonymous. He doesn't want her to know
and then. Big is like, that's a bad idea.
You could be on the radio when you're blocked from everything else and you could be pleading your case.
He's on the line.
Oh, John?
No, he's not.
Yeah, so, my boy.
He's being a man.
I love surprises.
Hey, good morning, guys.
My boy, John.
Full court press starts now.
All right, John.
What got you from yesterday and I wanted to call to today feeling like, you know what?
What do I got to lose?
You know what?
I met up with my friend yesterday.
We were talking.
and I told him the situation
and I told him about the messages
and he said you know what man
life's too short if you can't talk about it
with somebody else if you could talk about it with me
you should be able to talk about with other people
and it's just good to speak out
because I feel like I'm going through this
but a lot of other people are going through
at the same time. Right free brother
Okay going through what
get having best friends in secret
like what part going through what part
No no no
I think
To be in a relationship, you have to be able to have friends that are both guys and girls.
And if I'm with somebody, they should trust me that I'm not going to do anything.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Yes.
You are allowed to have friends when everything is on the up and up.
And they know who your friends are.
You know who their friends are.
The problem isn't that you had a friend.
I think it's that you had a sneaky friend.
A secret friend.
And the emojis that you had.
for the friend.
Yep.
And that,
Granted,
you knew this
friend before you
knew your girl
because you said
you knew her a year
before you knew your girl.
But there was something
in you that when you met
your girl,
you said,
I'm not going to tell her to yourself.
You kept it from her.
Hey,
John,
just be honest,
man.
Did you ever have feelings
for your best friend?
No,
no,
I always kept a respectful.
It was only just a friendship.
Look, keeping it respectful
is not the answer
I'm asking you.
Did you ever have feelings
for her?
attraction.
No, no, never.
Did you guys ever hook up?
No.
Do you ever want to hook up?
No, no.
More of a brother's sister relationship.
Okay.
My brother nor none of my homies has ever gotten me a teddy bear.
Or has hearts, emojis.
Yeah, the emojis that they have for me, well, it's probably different because of me.
It's like that one scary monster one.
That one mask that you don't use for anything except what let me calls?
Wait, you're laughing for them.
Why did you choose that way?
No, no reason.
Have you guys ever gotten, have you done like any dates with her?
No, just like, just casually getting food, but nothing serious or like, I don't want people to think a bear means more than it should.
It's just a present to present.
No, it's not.
Okay, you had three emojis.
What was the hand heart for in the emojis that you had for your bestie on the phone?
I love her.
What was the which emoji?
The heart.
You said it was a hand heart.
Just says it like a friend that's always been there for me.
so I'm thankful for her.
Oh my God.
Then why not do the hat shake?
No, no, hair shake.
Dude, come here?
Man, what's going on?
She's Mation with Angie.
All right, you guys, it is official.
Karucci is off the market.
Because she has a new man, football coach, Dionne Sanders,
that people are really judging him or her for, okay?
So he's 58 years old.
He's actually a football coach for the University of Colorado.
She's 37 years old.
He's a legend, by the way, right?
Legend.
It's a 21-year age gap, and he was actually asked about her,
and he was all talking about her like he's in love with her.
Listen.
You know what?
It's really great.
Good woman, good person has added so much to my life and my days and my moments.
And I'm smiling.
Okay.
He's smiling, though.
He's happy.
You can hear it.
But this is where people are really thinking like, hey, like Carucci probably has like a little sugar daddy going on.
Because there's actually a video where Carucci's talking about Christmas and the stuff that she got for Christmas.
Listen.
My Christmas was amazing.
I got some really great gifts.
Sure did.
And I got to spend some quality time.
I got them all on Layway.
With the Sanders family and my family too.
Layway.
What's all?
We planned, y'all.
We had a great Christmas.
We did.
Christmas is.
Damn.
So that video,
yeah.
People are saying she got herself
not a man or sugar daddy.
No.
Okay, no, no, no.
Because of the gifts.
The gifts.
Christmas is.
Plural to pull.
Your husband should be your sugar daddy.
That's not her husband.
They're not married?
No.
No, fool.
Okay, that's the crazy part.
No, this is the crazy part.
So you hear how he's all like,
ooh, for her, right?
But last year,
Karucci, when they asked her like,
hey, are you dating?
Are you having fun?
This was her answer.
Is she having fun?
Yeah.
Oh, look at that smile.
If I wasn't having fun, I wouldn't be in it.
I'm at a part of my life.
Like, I know what I want.
If I wasn't happy and content, feeling good in my situation, I'm not wasting my time.
So, yeah, I'm in a good place.
She's having fun.
She's having fun.
She's having fun with him.
Exactly.
What they're doing for fun.
I don't know, but they're having fun.
Whatever they're all giggily about it.
Yeah.
He's smitten.
He's smitten.
Oh, for sure.
You know what? Good woman, good person has added so much to my life and my days and my moments.
And I'm smiling.
That's good.
He's happy.
He lost his teeth all of a sudden.
I'm smiling.
Because he's smiling so big.
I guess to her credit, she could get her own and then even like young dudes would probably like shower her.
Cruise you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Shower her with gifts.
She's a legend in the game for sure.
But, yeah, it's a wild age gap.
I think people initially, because he was sick and there was like a video, like a vlog,
and she was at the hospital.
Like, what is she doing?
Is she there for his son?
Or is she there for him?
No one understood.
But now it's like, no, they're together.
They're together.
Get used to it, okay?
Get used to Dion and Carucci.
Good for that.
Together, 21-year-age gap.
Shout out to Carucci Sanders.
Her homegirl hooked them up, no?
No, so they were saying that it was one of her homegirls,
Roxy.
Roxy, sorry.
Yeah
Supposedly hooked them up
But Roxy made it clear
She's like
I did not hook you guys up
Like she was just here
And you were there
He shot his shot
And now they're together
He plays football
He did the
He intercepted a pass
Took it back to the house for six
Yeah
He's just having fun
I think they're both just
No he's mitten like
But she's the one of having fun
Yeah she said it last year
He said she keeps me happy for
the rest of my days that are counted.
You know what?
It's really great.
Good woman, good person has added so much to my life and my days and my moments.
And I'm smiling.
He's smiling.
Go, Carucci.
I don't understand.
It works for them to understand.
That's their thing.
You're blogging.
They're happy.
There's a lot of dudes with super young girlfriends.
The 21 gap means nothing.
Yeah, Al Pacino.
Okay.
Thank you.
All right.
That's it for Cheezza.
Brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers.
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All right, let's into sombrup.
If it's hip hop, you know let these on.
Yeah, go.
Rep.
Let these set go.
Aye, Pobrecita Cardi B.
She went in on the little girl, and now she's getting backlash.
Okay, that little girl that everybody's going in on, the one that would do the
predictions of who's going to win these playoffs.
And she was wrong for most of the time.
I think she got the Patriots correct a couple weeks back.
But she had chosen the Patriots.
Who were the Patriots?
playing the Broncos to win
this past game and she
was wrong again so then
Cardi B went on her social media
and called the little girl a B-word
That little white girl said that way it's gonna win
damn bitch I'm sorry
I'm sorry no I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I didn't me can say that
No Cardi B's been turning up because her man
Stefan Diggs is on the Patriots and she's
been turning up every time and clowning anyone that comes after
than I'm and it's like, oh yeah, send that team to Cancun, blah, blah, blah.
And now what's viral is this young little girl from out here, no?
Isn't her dad?
Yeah, he works in sports radio out here.
Wow.
Oh, dear.
Yes.
Don't say which one.
They're probably the odds.
I don't know.
Yeah, we're not saying.
But now she's getting back.
That she's getting back to the kind of little girl.
But she apologized.
She went too far.
She went too far.
She caught herself in the moment.
She did.
Yeah.
But she was on live so you can't take it back.
Yeah.
Forever record us.
That part.
It's like when Concrete told that little kid, they stuck that being
People, remember?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yesterday?
And it's like, you can't take it back?
Yeah.
I mean, Cardi has a history, though, getting out of pocket.
She said Nikki Minaj's fate, like, his son was like her favorite color was blue or his
favorite number was blue or something crazy like that.
No, her favorite color was rock or something.
Yeah.
Why do you bring that out?
I know a bigger.
Because.
No, his favorite color is five.
Yeah.
Stop.
Stop.
She's a crazy.
She's a crazy girl.
Best of Brown Bag.
Right.
Scott.
Hell of studio.
What's nine plus ten?
Turn your wine?
Look at this studio.
Food.
What do you all want to fall in love and stay in love with someone?
Yes.
Well, this new study tells you what not to do.
No.
Don't work out together, guys.
Couples that do unhealthy activities together, like eating junk food,
feel closer than those who choose healthier activities.
Guys, let me tell you right now, your lady doesn't want to be,
hey, put that pie down, baby.
You're going to look fat.
She don't want to hear that.
She wants to taste that sugary sweetness.
Oh, my gosh.
Gosh, I thought you were going to.
Everybody settled down.
She wants to Netflix and chill, get some food, eat it on the bed.
You know what I'm saying?
Come on.
Oh, yeah.
Do those crazy nasty things.
Crumbs all over the bed.
Yes.
Oh, no.
That's gross.
No, no, no, no.
You know, go to Tommy's at 12 p.
You know, 12 a year.
What is the study?
What is the study?
What is the thing?
What is the study in personality and social psychology.
Bulletin found that couples feel closer after engaging in unhealthy behaviors together.
you know what, take a little bumpskeys.
Did you not just hear?
I know.
I'm just, I know, I'm kidding.
Such as binging on jump food and being sedentary.
Oh, yeah, like sedentary.
You're sitting down.
Yeah, yeah, just slouch.
Researchers analyze three dietary studies and discover that shared problematic behaviors
increased relationship satisfaction both on the same day and the next.
That's why the most talk.
and people love each other the most
because they're just unhealthy.
Be a little unhealthy.
It's good.
Yeah, nobody wants to,
hey, let's go to the gym.
Every day?
Yes.
Every day, dog.
Hot chitos and chill.
Hot chitos and chill.
A little take this is,
you're equating,
working out with, like,
unhealthy,
like you're doing the,
I don't know,
I don't know that that's,
I don't think that's true.
It's unhealthy.
It didn't say don't work out with your friend.
It didn't say that.
It's just saying,
like, hey, unhealthy stuff brings you closer.
But he didn't say healthy stuff.
When you're at Target, be like, don't buy that.
Oh, me, wait out my thought, you know.
No.
Hit her with a little toxicity every time.
A little toxicity every now and the end.
Toxistical.
Yeah.
What?
What is that?
What is that?
What the hell is that happened?
I ran with Hodha for the first time this past weekend.
And then we walked home together and we were just talking.
And I told him later, I'm like, that felt like love to me.
You didn't want to do that.
Oh, no, I didn't.
Exactly.
But he felt like love to me.
I'm like walking home with you and it's not the boys and then we're just talking.
Romance.
Yeah, that felt very.
And he probably loved the fact that you did something that you didn't want to do and you did it for him.
Yeah.
So let's see what I'm saying?
That's working out.
They were breaking out together.
I know, but it was messing with her brain.
She didn't want to be there.
She wanted to be unhealthy.
It can be unhealthy as though it rolls her ankle.
She didn't want to be there.
So that was unhealthy for her.
I guess binge with your partner.
Okay.
Or like be couch potatoes with your partner.
Yes.
And then like don't even think that anything's wrong because you guys are building your foundation.
I think the main thing is do things with your partner.
Yeah.
Do the 40-year-old 69.
What is that?
So when you both wear each other's feet at the same time.
Oh, that's so cute.
Oh, that's so cute.
I get it.
40-year-old 69 because he's doing for you.
You're doing for him.
Yeah.
That's 119.
He just said math.
19?
Yeah, 40 plus 69.
All right.
Thank you, Sidious, well, thank you.
Look at this studious house food.
Be smart.
Stay smart, America.
Big.
I don't know, but it's your fault.
Shoot the J.
Shoot it.
Play ball.
Let's play ball with Vic.
That's right.
NBA legend, Carmelo Anthony is just like us angry dads, all right?
He gets pissed at the dumb things his son does, all right?
Because Carmel was on his podcast 7 p.m. in Brooklyn with Twitch streamer Tileel.
If you guys don't know who he is, he's like really close with Kaisanaat.
So imagine if Kaisenot is like the LeBron of streamers.
Yeah.
Ty Lill is like the Carmelo Anthony.
You know, he's kind of like, yeah, he's like right, you know, kind of under him, right?
And so they talked about a moment where Kian Anthony Carmelo's son was on a stream with Ty Lill,
and he took a rare LeBron jersey off the wall of their home and gave it to Ty Lill as a gift live on stream.
Carmelo was so pissed when he found out, listen to what happened.
If I walk in the room, like, hold on.
Something, it fell?
He's like, nah, I was about to talk to you about that.
What my jersey yet?
Sit down for a second.
You know, I gave it to the let Talil hold a jersey.
You know, he's a big brown fan.
He a big brown fan.
But don't you ever take nothing off your wall?
This ain't got nothing to do with Ty Lill.
Why do kids do that?
He was so mad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know when lo-bubos were big, right?
You know how obsessive I got.
Oh, yeah.
They just started missing all of a sudden.
They were going missing.
And I'm like, where the hell are my loboos?
Yeah.
And then I see my mom and she has one on her purse.
I go pick up the boys.
Luisito's best friend has the Coca-Cola one.
And I was like, what are you?
Luis is giving out my loboos.
I'm like, what the hell?
They're not yours?
Oh, but she banana likes pink.
And my friend Fox likes Coca-Cola.
Oh, my God.
That's exactly what happened yesterday.
Not what the boob was, but we bought lunchables yesterday.
So I bought a bunch of them for lunch for like, you know.
Yeah.
And then I walk outside and I'm like, wow, there's 10 kids outside.
All eating luncheables.
I said, what?
Did you guys like, did everybody bring a luncheobos today?
Did everybody bring a luncheos?
No, Chrisito brought them.
Oh.
I was like, fool.
We just got those.
I took my son a Survivor series for his birthday all the way to San Diego.
We get in line and he's like, I want to buy this for my friend.
And he loves wrestling.
And I'm like, I'm here for your birthday.
And he's like, didn't you say we should share with our friends, Dad?
And I'm like, wow.
He got you on that one, though.
He got you.
He got you.
He got you.
So are we mad at them or not?
Because Carmelo's son almost gave out like a rare LeBron jersey.
Or super rare jersey.
Oh, really?
He was probably like 50K.
Uh-huh.
But his homie likes LeBron.
Yeah, dude, I spend $88 on those luncheable.
You know how much that Coca-Cola LeBubo's worth?
And then Carmelo's son was like, don't you know,
LeBron isn't he?
He could just give you another one, right?
He's like,
dad
Kiann?
If I don't like
I mean he has a point
He does
No but it's a rare jersey
It only issued certain times
He's ranch
I know
Oh yeah no
All right
Best of Brown bag
