Brown Bag Mornings - BEST OF Brown Bag Mornings (01.29.26) — 🚓 Petty Siblings, 🔥 Celibacy Challenge & 🏠 Wild Moving-In Debate

Episode Date: January 29, 2026

🚓 Petty Police: Siblings take petty to a whole new level📱 Scrolling with the Homies with DJ Greg C: A single queen sparks a trend by going intimacy-free — if she can stay celibate for five months, do the rest of us have excuses? 👀❤️ Homie Helpline: Griselda and her man are moving in together… but now he wants her to pay half. Is it fair — or a red flag? 🚩🗣️ Chismation with Angie: Fans are trying to ship Sabrina Carpenter with comedian Marcelo Hernandez — and he’s not exactly feeling it 😬❓ Why Do We Die: Letty tackles a big life question after her 6-year-old asks the ultimate mystery🎓 Hella Studious: Concrete breaks down the surprising science behind why humans might be built different than chimpanzees 🧠See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Best of Brown bag. That's the sound of the police. The petty police. You're petty. It's just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest.

Pretty and pettiest. Niner, 19. Breaker, breaker. Are we being cops or are we being pilots? No, we're being a... I don't know. Are you being truck drivers? Yeah.

That's a big 10-4. Yeah. All right, anyway. In the world of pettiness, no one can be better year to you than your sibling, all right? Truth is in the Kardashians. So I'm going to take you back to the year 2018. The Kardashians were filming in Japan, all right?

And Kim was so upset at her sisters. So upset at her sisters, but they got a one-up on her in 2026. So you got to see how this plays out, all right? So they were in Japan. Yeezy was doing his thing over there. The Kardashians were taking it on, all of that. Kim was so upset that her sisters were wearing fur. Yeah.

While she was wearing a gray biker short and like a gray windbreaker jacket. Yeah. Plus some boots. You could check it out. Brown Bag Morning's 106 on Instagram to see the outfit themselves. But this is how Kim Kardashian described it at the time. I can't even eat dinner because I'm so disgusted with my sister's crazy outfits that completely don't go with my look like I can't take it. She would then go on in the same episode to say like you guys look like clowns.

Oh. You guys are making me look bad. You're trying to look like a guy. Gaysha and because we're in Japan. What the hell is wrong with you? Her sister, Courtney, the older one, she was like, bro, you look like you're in the tour de France. Shut up.

So it's like that sibling. Yeah. Sibling back and forth. But fast forward to 2026, Courtney Kardashian, the older sister, post the photos from that sad trip where supposedly they were making Kim look crazy and all the comments are backing up the sisters in the furs.

Like, bruh, Kim Kardashian's outfit aged like. Like milk. Yeah. She also had pink hair at the time with the roots grow now. Yeah. So there's that part. That outfit is very, very, very everywhere. From the hair to the boots.

Oh, the Albae, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's like snake skin, boots. Yeah, with biker shorts. Make it make sense. She was going to the club, but then she also needs to go run after. I don't know. It's kind of confusing. She was fashion.

She was her man's muse at the time. Remember when that full, like, made her go like super blonde and then lay down in like a haystack? Oh, yeah. In like some lingerie? Yeah. It was pretty weird. He was just doing anything. Yeah, he was.

But I guess the fact that she was clowning her sisters and come back around that your outfit didn't age so well. So that leads me to the question, have your siblings ever done anything petty to you or you to them? Because I'm saying, it's the sibling stuff. Until this day, my brothers, every single day, every outfit that I wear, everything that I do, they're just always petty about like, bro, what do you wear? Is that a crop tee, bro? Bro, give our sister her shirt back. And I'm like, really? That's pretty good.

They just hate because they're not fit like me. That's the thing. Let's wait 10 years to when all men are wearing crop teas. Let's wait until that works out. What about you, shiny pants, Vic? Yeah, always. I've always been like super petty with my sisters, joking with them. You're the petty one.

Yes, it's always me. Like, growing up, I used to, like, just wait for, like, 30 minutes to scare my sister any time I could. That was, like, be my enjoyment. Oh, okay, okay. That's sibling fun. Maybe it might be a sister thing, Angie. But I knew she was scared. No.

I think you guys are being kind. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. To me with my sister, sometimes, like, if she's getting me mad or annoyed, I'll be like, oh, I'll go with my mom and I'll be like, ask her where she really was, mom. There you go! You want to have my location. I have yours, too. Ask her where she really is. Damn.

Okay. All right. You win. My sister is top tier, sister, woman, mom, all of that. But there was a point where she decided to get hella petty on me. Now, we were in the, we were. sleeping in the bed at the same time. It was me, myself, my sister, and my baby, my child, who I had as a teen mom.

And I was a single parent at the time. And then I don't know, me and my sister were arguing about something. And it was like, the lights were off, everything. And then she turns to my son and it's like, don't worry, David. One day you'll have a dad. Brough. Brough. Again, she's the best ever.

I have nothing bad to say. But, bro, reflex, I just shot up and my fist just. hit her face. Like I just shot it out. And then she kicked me out of the room and it was like a whole drama show in her house. It was crazy, bro. I felt like a Kardashian bro. You win.

But I saw that to say she's literally the princess and amazing and she'll probably text me like, you said that wrong. But that's what I remember. That's what I recall. I don't know what we're fighting about but she turned to my son and said that. My little four or five year old at the time, my fist just shot

up. Wow. And then a couple weeks later, we get good again. Yeah. And then my son is not doing like, I don't know, he did something to upset my sister. And then I was like, David, you can't be like yelling back at your Nina. And then he's like, but remember you punched her in the face? I got like pettyed all around. All around.

All right. That was a story that we keep between us and LA. No one tell my sister. Okay. Oh, gosh. She heard. Best of Brown Bag. One of everybody's favorite influencers

is celebrating something that we should all try doing one day, especially if you're in these streets. Shottie Bay. You guys know Shottie Bay? Yes. Vic loves Shottie Bay. He says that's her favorite. Single queen.

No, I don't. Why? Don't confuse her with that other lady. What other lady? I would never confuse Shottie Bay for anybody. Or the please, no, the bedbugs. Oh, what's her name? Oh, Ash Trevino.

Yes. She's not Estabino, bro. I don't know who the other lady is, but I know who Shadibe is. Single queen. But she's going around following this trend that everybody's doing right now and is celebrating celibacy, and she's been celibate for five months. This is Sharibe. Five months I've been celibate.

No Camote, no, you know what. And no rose toy either, but I missed that. Oh, my God, I can't believe this. I've been celebrating. This is new of me because I always love doing it with people. Anyways, that's so weird. Anyways, she has a little girl. Girls boys.

How old is she? Shottie Bay. She's old enough, Angie. She's not enough. She's 23. Yeah. Yeah, she's 23. Celebrating five months of celibacy because she was always down in the streets,

getting freaky with it. Who? With who? No, she's had boyfriends. There's, like, been a whole thing. Like, she has her own little storyline online. Yeah. Like, there's people that are, like, deep in the knowledge of Shaddebe.

That was her manager. That then was her boyfriend or the friend, like, I don't know, friends owner. I don't know. Oh, I thought they were all skits. There's like a dude that's really big because of her. Like he dated her and then now he's like a big streamer and stuff like that and he has a whole bunch of money. So how long has she been with non-intimate?

Five months. Five months. Yes, five months. It was pretty impressive. You think you could do that? No. No, I like to get freaky with it. Oh.

Yeah. But you're single. So you really are out in the streets. We know Cochino. Not like with different people, but like with different people. Like to say, I have my same. What? What is people going to say right now?

I don't know. It's been like, I'm going to say about a week. Yeah, a week. I'm going to say about a week, a week, a week. My mom found rubbers in my room the other day. She got mad. Yeah. Craig, you take them to your house and your mom's house?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's your mom's house. I won't do that. I'll go to, like, their house or, like, the car. What? It's normal. Hotel rooms. You know how many hotel points I have right now?

Crazy. No way. Take them there. Crazy. Okay, so here's my thing with Greg. Here's my thing with Greg. I know too much about his life. Yeah.

You had a girl that would come over that would just cuddle with you. No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you didn't want anything to do with her. She would just come over at 3 in the morning and cuddle. No extra stuff. No extra stuff, yeah. Because Greg missed his teddy bear, so he has growthies. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Somehow I don't believe that you're getting it on the way that you get it on. No, trust me. I don't believe in myself either sometimes, too. Oh, gosh. I was just like, I should probably call it. caught myself down, which I have. I used to be bad. I used to be really, really bad last year. So it's been like a whole

couple months that I've been... You said one week. But no, I'm saying one week until I got freaky. But like, I used to be bad. Like, last year, it was like every other day. Ew, with who? Worry about it. I think you need to worry about it. Not me.

I can't kiss and tell like that. But yeah, every other day I was like, yo, like, I would leave one girl's house, go to another girl's house, and bowl. Go get checked. No, I did. A lot of time. Yeah. A lot of time.

Tell them to. I even pay the extra one too and everything like to make sure. I feel bad for them. All right, Congress. Thanks, Shody Bay. No way no. Hey, Big. Are you guys glad we're in relationships?

Yeah, absolutely. Changed the whole game. All right. Greg, he'll join us one day. I don't know. I don't like it. Thank you for that. And now, the weather.

With concrete storm. Barito Zinnis going down for the weather Thursday, January 29th. First, we're off to the city of San Fernando. So sad when I heard Tommy's burger, Setsa Kemento. Is it really? Yeah. Yeah, se camo.

Yeah, se camo. Yeah, I'm going to claim. Sad, sad, sad, sad. 76 and 50 degrees at night. Next, we cruise control to the city of West Lake. My girl was made in a bakery because she got the best cakes. 78 and 49 degrees at night. Now we look like Greek gods in the city of West Athens.

Out there, they ain't tripping. Whatever happens? Happens. Hey. 76 and 40. 46 at night. Lastly, we get all roquero and head to Palos Verdes. My favorite Spanish rock band, Enanitos Verdes.

Let's go. 69 and 55 at night. Sing it. No, I'm saying, what song? What's all you, and then? I don't even know if they sing it. You said they're your favorite. Yeah, I know.

No, that was just for the rhyme. Oh, goodness. So then what really is your favorite? My favorite rock band? El Niño. Yeah. All they sing the one. Exactly.

Right. It's not mana Weather It's not manna I mean yeah it's cool But I like more metal Like you know A little more metal

Hell metal Yeah San Fernando 76 and 50 at night West Lake 78 and 49 at night With Athens With Athens

75 and 45 Yeah Palos Verdes Crazy Palos Verdes 69 and 55 and night.

Say it in metal. Say it in metal. Say it metal. Who you are? Paulus Ferdin. You gotta be 60. No. 55.

At night. It's your boy Concoe from Bam back mornings or Poundo 106. From where? From Pallemak morning. Or bad bad bad morning. Bad back morning. It always got to be that. All right.

Check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need a line. I mean phone line. We got you for the homie help line. Griselda needs our help. Griselda hit us up and said, Brown bag, I need your help, please.

My man is 35 and I are moving in together. What? 35, man. But just how did you read that? Yeah. It's because it's in parentheses. Sorry. Did you have a stroke right now or something?

Yeah, I know. She said all of a sudden he wants to. to go 50-50 now. We've been together for two years. We both live with family. In the beginning of the year, I told him if we didn't get a place by March, I'm done with our relationship.

Because for months, he said we would move in together and never made it happen. So he agreed, and now we move in together this Sunday, February 1st. I was happy about this finally happening, but here's the thing. I don't come from money at all.

I was working two jobs for a while to support me and my daughter. I don't have any savings. He knows this, and I don't know if he has money saved. I've never asked to see his bank account or savings. Nothing. At first, we agreed he would pay the rent, 2000, and I would pay the bills. But now he's switching up and saying he shouldn't have to be struggling and paying a lot when I only pay a little. I'm getting paid $17 an hour right now because I just started my job and I'm in training, and he gets paid about $30 an hour. Pretty much double what I make. All right.

How is 50-50 fair? She said, I asked him why he switched up now and he said his mom, who I have a good relationship with, I thought, talked to him and told him it's just not his place. It's both of our apartments. So we both have to put in equally. I'm fine with putting in, but 50-50 isn't fair since I don't have that much to give. Plus, it's not cool to switch it up a couple days before moving in. He thinks I'm playing victim

Just because his parents do 50-50 He thinks we should be doing it too Should I go through with moving in with him Or should I stay put where I live now Since he switched up Let's talk to her Griselda Griselda

Hi Griselda Hey Hey Oh you sound deaf I know The first of the month is right here And I have a couple questions for you Before you guys

decided to move in together I get how long were you together period in your relationship and then where did you each live um I've known him since 23 and I live in L.A. who lives in the valley

no like with who? I have a roommate he lives with his family okay so you're used to because I know you're a mom so you're used to kind of like I got to provide and all of this and I'm assuming you guys are like dude we've been together long enough

You mentioned he would bring up moving in together. Yeah, so we've talked about in any trains, and, you know, we had many discussions about it. But it's just, I don't know. Okay. Did you feel like he was, like, BSing for a while? Like, yeah, we're going to move in together, and then it's like the time wouldn't come? Yeah, we had a rocky relationship. We've been through a lot.

And, you know, so finally, like, our relationship has been really good for a while, And I just told him, like, you know, you've been saying we're going to move in. And I don't, like, we haven't really talked about it. And then so that's when I told him, like, you know, if we're going to do this, like, you know, let's do it. And I understand my situation too. But he knew, he knew everything about me. She knew that, you know, my low income and he knows that I don't have anything saved. And at the beginning of the year, we just started looking at apartments.

And at one point in the beginning of January, we were going to get an apartment. and he knew I didn't have her deposit. And then we decided not to get that apartment. Okay. So then once we found this apartment, she knew about it. And he knew that my situation and everything was fine. And that we've known about this apartment for three weeks now. And all of a sudden, now that we're moving in, it was the whole discussion.

Yeah. I wonder, you seem to be very vocal about your financial situation. is he vocal about his like do you know when he struggles financially um no like he's just he just told me once we started like moving in but you know i know he has been saved which is not a problem for me like yeah okay you got money for you that's great you know um we had discussed earlier in the week like okay maybe it could be like 70 40 you know and 70 30 and you know i could help out, which is fine, which I told them, yeah, you know, I'll help out because initially it was him paying the rent, me paying the bills. Yeah, you're not saying to be mantendida. You're not

saying you pay everything and I'm just your pretty pretty princess. No, no. No, because I was like, you know, I'm not over here just sitting, not doing anything. I'm trying to work as well. Yeah. And the 17 an hour, it's only because I got a new job to be closer to him. Oh. Yeah. Like, you've made those. Yeah. You're all in. Yeah. You've made those. I guess. sacrifices or commitments to him and now it's tripping you out that days before you move in he says hey

I think we should go 50-50 Yeah All right Jorge in Highland Park What's up bro? Jorge Hey what on how you guys doing bro? I'm back What's up bro?

What's up? What are up? What up? What are? She got to write it out She got to write it out I mean, in my opinion at least because

as I was telling somebody, it's literally, my wife, I have a $13 an hour job. This is, you know, back in like 2013, 14 maybe around there. Okay. And my wife was making more money at the time. So she's the one that, you know, got us to move out. She's the one that got us to, I mean, luckily I do people, so I got cheap rent, you know, back when rent was still like $1,300, maybe. So, yeah, when it was affordable,

So now I understand his side, you know, with, hey, you know what, we need to go 50-50. Like you guys are mentioning when it comes to the utilities and everything. All of that, you know, let's just say, for example, your average rent in L.A. counties, like, 2,300 nowadays? Well, she's mentioned her rent. Her rent is 2K. Her rent, the rent itself would be 2K and she's down for utilities. And I'm wondering with you, what if your wife had told you back in the day? Because you mentioned she held it down.

So what if she didn't? What if she's like, hey, you got to pay? have. Well, and that's when I started working two jobs, even three jobs at one point. I was hustling. I was one of those guys that was selling a little spray for your, for your headlights. Let's go. You found it how you could.

Right here it says she held it down for one year for you, though. Yeah, exactly. So she held it down for me, you know, because I had got kicked out of my spot, you know, with my parents, so, you know, I got into it or whatnot. She didn't have a spot, you know, she was driving from, uh, from Corona. to LA to come see me. Wow. So we were just like, let's, let's move in together.

We knew what we wanted. We, like, you know, we were 19, 20 years old, but we were still riding for each other. You know, there was a point where we were even sleeping in the car. Yeah. You know, so we legitimately held it down for each other. I mean, there was points where she lost their job, and I was over here paying everything.

Yeah. And we weren't even engaged yet, you know? So that's the thing. Like, I think this is going to make it or break it for them. So if Ziritselda isn't super happy with that, then, you know, then it might be time to start stepping, you know, or vice versa. You know, if he doesn't like it, he's probably nervous too. It's his first time moving out. Yeah.

Himself or with the, with the companion. Right. At 35, I mean, I'm not even 35. And I could, I can only imagine how hard it is, especially now because of the, because however the economy is, you know. So like you guys said, like literally. the utilities alone is maybe like 400 500 bucks depending you know for an apartment yeah nowadays so but that's not 50% of the rent no you know and if they have a talk together and like hey look like some mentioned earlier oh like give us to may give us to march or whatnot and that's when you get some be like all right

you know what i'll pay i'll cover the rent for the first three four months like i'll cover it completely or give me what you can and then we'll start working it out. I don't believe that you, at the end of the day. Thank you, Hore. Thank you. I don't believe that this food sold headlight freaking cleaners. Wait, talk to me.

Yeah, this, guys. Bro. He's doing the math in his head, Greg. Stop it. Mathie. You want the headlight cleaner. No, it's a lot to, it's a lot. It's a lot to take into account.

It is, it is. The 2K alone. Yeah. I wish my utilities altogether was 500. That's pretty, I feel like that's pretty. One bill. It's $500. $500.

It's expensive. And then this full got us to know the lighting. Remember you guys? That's February's problem. Oh, yeah. It's almost February. It's February. Your house looked really pretty.

It did look really pretty in November. Now in January and February. Yeah. Got to pay a mini mortgage that I did all of that. Hello. From the other side. I love my life. of my life.

What would you tell Griselda? I would tell her that it's the red flag for sure because, like a couple of days before you're going to move out, that's when he's throwing that at you. And you have a daughter. Like, what is, if he's doing this right before you have to move out, what is he going to do while you're already in the relationship or you're already moved out? Is he going to be like, one day, oh, I can't pay the rent? You have to pay everything?

You know what I mean? Like, it's already, it's already a bad, I feel like it's going into a bad situation. Because if he's never moved out and she already lives, she's already knows what the responsibilities you need to move out. True. You know, everything that you need to pay for. Mrs. Ben, please. Mrs. Ben, Mrs. Ben, how would you give Griselda advice on how to create a Ben to make her man into a Ben? Oh, mold her man into a Ben.

Yeah. I don't know. I feel like you just, I don't know. We talked about being in this movie. I used to work before full-time when we had our son, you know, so it wasn't like I've never worked even before me and him met. You know, I was moved out by, I was like 23. Okay, Mrs. Ben, how do you go from working full-time to being a stay-at-home mom,

Mrs. Ben, trophy wife? I don't know. It's hard. It's hard. Being a stay-at-home mom is a full-time job. I don't want to hear that. You don't ever stop. I just want the fantasy.

You don't ever stop. You want the fantasy. Yeah, I just want the fantasy. Yeah. I got to get to be at home. I told her like, I want to go and I drink, want to go to brunch with my friends and wear Chanel while you go. No, it's lonely. No, it's lonely.

It's lonely. No, my kids go to school. The kids go to school. You have so much me time. You get to go and do your nails. You get Pilates. That's what you think. You think you have a lot of time to yourself, but in reality, like, you're spending more time going to the school and I participate with things at the school for my kids.

You know, my son, he has autism. So we spend a lot of time with him getting calls from the school and me going in and meetings. And it's a lot. It's a lot. You end up doing a lot for your kids, which is fine. But you, you know, like the downtime that you do have, you're kind of like, I'm tired. I don't want to do anything. I just want to chill.

So you get to take naps. That's so cool. Yeah. Thank you so much, Mrs. Ben and Mr. Ben. Real Housewives of Ontario. Let's go. They're not real housewives.

Ontario? I can't wait to see that. Maybe that's the answer. Move to I.E. It's cheaper. Maybe. Maybe that is the answer. Michael in Ontario, what's up, bro?

Hey, what's up? Michael. Griselda needs help. I had some wise words from a buddy of mine as where I used to work. There's one thing you never fight about Mike. What's the I told him? He goes money. You never fight about money because that's when the problems start happening.

You just make it happen. I used to do live part-time. Just to pay the rent, to pay the bills. You know what I mean? To make sure my stuff. sudden had food closed. You know what I mean? And I had a full-time job.

Wow. But you got to make it happen. As a man, you have to make it happen. It just, I go, yeah, there's times. Excuse me like, hey, babe, don't worry. I'll help you out. But you know what? The rent was always paid because I made sure the rent was paid.

Oh, my God. I wasn't out there, I wasn't out there party. I wasn't out there spending money on stuff like that I didn't need. You know what I mean? We got to grow up. I mean, you can tell the guy is a mama's boy. It's time to move out. I was a mama's boy for years.

I love my mama. It took your girls. to help you move out, I'm assuming. Like, the, like, no, no, it's a custom. Like, you need to get out. We don't think we're just playing house. With, with you and your girl, bro, did she put in her side, too?

Is she, like, the one that cooks and cleans? Because at the same time, we're all here, rah, rah, this is a man, but the girl has to be in her own role as well, I'm assuming. Oh, 100% she cooks. And she works full time. She wasn't killed with a restaurant. So, you know what I mean?

You know, and, you know, And we have a 9-year-old son. You know what I mean? It's like, you just got to grow up sometimes, you know. You got to, I'm here because of her. I'm successful because of her. Last year, last year I wanted two trips with my word for being number one in the company.

Come on. Let's go. It's all because of her. You know what I would back together up. Because not is a custom. Where did you find her out? Yeah. Hey, it was hard.

It was hard. It was hard if I went online. Oh, wow. This is AOL, right? A. America of love, buddy. Cuteie pie. America of love.

AOL, America of love. Shout out, Tio, Michael right there. Michael's got the answers, bro. Oh, hey, homie, get out your mom's house. So my husband, Jorge, get ready for being a lift driver, baby. Do it come here? Now what's going on? Cheesemation.

with Angie. Okay. Fans are being messy because apparently a lot of people want Sabrina Carpenter and Marcelo Hernandez to be dating. Now, Marcelo, he is like a comedian. He's known from SNL. I actually know him or got to him because, and Happy Gilmore 2, he was bad when he's catty.

He's bad when he's homie. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's where I know him from. And so I thought I'm like, why are people like really trying to put like Sabrina Carpenter and Marcello together? but I started looking into it and it's because of them.

They've actually been putting out signs. So you know how Marcello's actually part of SNL? And Sabrina has been part of SNL as a special guest, right? A lot of times. And when they do their skits together, Letty, I kid you not, they're like flirting. They have chemistry.

They have chemistry. And so it didn't help when Sabrina Carpenter actually brought out Marcello and one of her concerts and was arresting him. Listen. Where are you from? I'm from Miami, baby. Miami, I wish you were from my bedroom.

Is there anything you want to say before I arrest you, Domingo? Came on this way. How to explain. You know a friend, Domingo. Sabina's a friend. She's like my sis. But I would hook up down. So imagine you're seeing the chemistry on the screen.

Yeah. And then in person. Yeah. And there's the role playing. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I was going to say, that role playing, exactly.

That wasn't actually him. That was Domingo. Domingo. That was one of his characters. We don't really talk like that. He doesn't. No, you're right. But it's like you're still continuing that little role play.

No. They do it all the time. The performers, Angie. What's the one that was on Estina making out and then their homies? Wasn't it like Rosalia or something? Oh, and Bab. They kiss. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. They never did it. Yeah. They didn't. But it's part of the performing. Okay. But see, after that concert.

Yeah. Everybody's shipping them. Yeah. Shipping them, yeah. After that concert, they took a picture together And they're cozied up in a sofa Where Sabrina Carpenter is in lingerie And Marcello's hand is on her thigh

So then people are saying like you guys are And he has that one weird chin stripping Yeah, first of all that's not Marcelo's hand That's domino's hand Yeah, that domino's kid went like viral It's super viral Domingo could get away with a lot more than Marcelo can So he's taking advantage right now

Is Domino just like a horns or what? He's just like these, I'm from Miami Yeah You know what I'm saying? You know, like, talks with his hands. Yeah, no, you're right. He's supposed to play, like, the super Latin lover, confident, over the top guy.

I'm sure that would cause problems in his real life. Yeah. And so now people actually ask them, like, hey, aren't you trying to hook up with Sabrina? And this was his answer. Are you not trying your hardest to marry her? I'm in a relationship with a Dominican girl. She's an architect.

She's unreal. She went to Yale. But Sabrina's awesome. You see? He shut all those rumors until people are shut. Shut up, I have a girlfriend. Okay. He said Marcelo has a girlfriend.

Oh, not Domingo. But Domingo. Where are you from? I'm from Miami, baby. Miami, I wish you were from my bedroom. Oh, my God. Is there anything you want to say before I arrest you, Domingo? Came on this way.

How to explain. He did a friend, Domingo. Okay. Oh, yeah, he was Domingo. Domingo and Sabrina might have hooked up. But Marcelo is a faithful man to his Dominican bad. Dude. So him and his girl made the relationship public, his real girl.

Yeah. Last July. Okay. During the Happy Gilmore 2 premiere. I don't know if it's just me. I would be so upset if this is how you're role playing. It's not me. It's not me.

Baby, it's Domino. She's hot. She's cute. Yeah. And then you guys are talking like that in front of everyone. She's arresting you. And then you're taking a picture with her in lingerie. Come on.

I'll just clear up the rumors that. Sabrina's man, you know, her and I have been dating for a while. No, you're not. You're not. It's fine. Like, he's safe. But I do have to worry about that Domingo guy. You guys are dumb.

Domingo. Okay. But Marcello and Sabrina Carpenter are not dating, okay? Stop trying to ship it. It's not going to happen. All right. That's it for, for Cheez-Met brought to you guys by your local dealer. What?

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I'm proud of when it was six. But tell your local dealer we stay high. We should be high. Best of Brown Bag. Bro, that's my six-year-old right now. What? Mom, why do we die? Oh, my God.

Mom, where do we go after we die? Like, what do you see when you're dying? Luis, you are six years old, bro. Stop watching YouTube. Yeah. I was like, no, I just want to know. TMI, well, not TMI, but just keep my abuelita in your prayers. She's in her 90s, and she went to Wanojato.

There's a big fiesta every February for La Virinda Candelaria. She hasn't gone in a long time. She's gone through a lot. She recently had a surgery. She beat cancer amazingly, and she's kind of having a little bit of medical issues, but nothing that, like, my Tia Lourdes, who she lives with doesn't, like, she handles it. I love my family for how well we take care of our abuelita. But they took her to Juanojato and then they hit us up that she had gotten an infection.

And it's kind of the biggest worry in my house right now. My dad's worried. I'm worried about my abuelita, but I'm also worried about my dad because this is her firstborn. And he's kind of like the big brother to all the siblings a couple years ago. My Tia, his oldest sister, the only sister that kind of was the older one could really get him passed away. So a lot of this is happening in my house. And I'm so worried. And then they were telling me how we called them yesterday.

And they said that my abolita has an infection and they have to hospitalize her there. And so things are kind of getting a little, whew. But also with things that she has, she's going to constantly get infections. So kind of we have to be aware that this is not the last time. But this is happening. My dad's telling me and my six-year-old's like, oh, she's probably going to die, Mom. And I'm like, no, yes, because my dad's telling me, yeah, me, how she has an infection and they're going to hospitalize her

and then Luisito's like an infection he's probably going to die from that and it's like Luis Don't say that Luis But mom And he doesn't know Yeah He's like wait what

Like this could happen By the way what happened Oh my God And then he's just a lot of questions In his six year old little mind that They're valid questions They are I have no answers

Yeah I have no answers Why people die or why Like I don't have the answer Yeah I don't know answers Yeah Really I was going to tell you

Play the Lion King when he says the cycle of life. Cycle? Look simple. Look, Simba. Look at the stars. The cycle of life? It's also a cycle. She's probably on hers right now. So stop it.

I just finished. Okay, thank Ben. But yes, the circle of life. Yes. When I'm, when he's all like, look, Simba, I'm not always going to be with you, but look up at the stars. That's good. And then just not show the part where that happens. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just stop it right before. No, no, no, no, no. That's that little lecture. He has to know. Yeah. That's the whole thing. And then. Crossroads.

Yeah. I know. Yeah. I don't want to die. I miss my uncle Charles. When I was little, I used to have little existential crises, and that's this. Like, when you think about the end of the world or dying and you get like that ball in the pit of your stomach. But my parents would just like not care about like my little like my breakdown.

Yeah. So when he, I'm seeing him break down. I'm like, dang, I don't want to leave him out to dry like I was like I just had that. Like it was just a dark time in the room. Oh my God. The zombies are going to come in the end of the world's going to happen. Wow. We're on a floating rock.

Yeah. All right. Well, there's the intro to my life. What's going down over here in the beach household. Great Scott. Hello, Studious. What's 9 plus 10? Tell you life.

Look at this. Perito, let me ask you this. Do you have you wonder why your penis is bigger than a chimpanzee? I don't have one. I hope not, Andrew. I hope not. I don't. I hope not.

Wait. Listen to wonder. Listen up, America. I didn't even know they had them. I didn't know they had them. Yeah. I didn't know they had them. Chimpanzees?

Yes. Of course it has. Penises. It's covered with all that hair. On the way? Just like me, for real. Yeah, for sure. Mine's like a snake in the grass.

You got to walk over to see if it's there. You're wild. Anyways, if you're wondering why your penis is bigger than a primates. No one has ever wondered that. I have. And this is why. And other people. And researchers suggest sexual.

selection may have played a role in shaping human penis size over the time. This is true much. Can you stop saying that word? Hang on or hold on. Humans have much larger penises than other primates even after counting for body size. A new experiment shows penis size affects both female attraction and how men judge rivals. Women prefer larger penises up to a point. while men saw larger penises

that's slightly more threatening yuck get that thing away from me also help me yeah all right let's see if we're rivals Also help me Get that thing away from me Also help me Get that monster away from me

What is that? That's crazy You're crazy So Perritos if you ever wondered Wondon no longer Perroses It was a selection of time and time and time Can I read this study? Absolutely

Okay. In a nutshell? In a nutshell. A full? I just said it. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. I have questions.

Like, what experiment were they doing? They have a good one. You can email. You can email all your questions. The scientists showed hundreds of people computer generated male bodies with different sizes down there, heights and body shapes. The results. Women prefer the larger to a point. And men tended to see the bigger ones as rivals.

Yes. Slightly more intimidating. So size might have evolved. This is what they took from it. Size might have evolved. evolved as both mate attraction and rival deterrent. So that if when we were cavemen, you saw someone with a bigger slong, you're like, hey, they're more masculine than me.

I'm scared. I'm going to retreat. So they say that that's why it evolved the way that it was like. That's why they made guns. Level of playing field. And Ford F150, monster trucks. And monster trucks, four by fours. Is this soft or hard?

Bro, I don't know. Because some people are growers, not shores, you know what I'm saying? And some of the shore. They don't function correctly. You feel me? Some of the shows. I'm dead serious. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, dude, limos break down all the time. Oh, okay. While small little civics drive on for... Ever. How do you go? Limbo talking or a civic talking? Me? Oh, no, I'm a sedan.

You have a biada. I'm a sedan. Full-sized sedan. I have a big truck and I have a small car. I'm a sedan. I'm right in the middle. You know what I'm saying? Okay.

Yeah. I'm like a S-500. I'm not like a big truck. But I'm not like a little, I'm not like a hatchback. I'm definitely a four-door, you know. Oh, okay. Yeah, full body, full-body sedan. For sure.

Oh, yeah. Wide. I'm a wide car. Okay, okay. All right. What? That's your study. That's your study.

That's your study. Look at this studious house full. Best of Brown Bag.