Brown Bag Mornings - Best Of Brown Bag Mornings 12/26/23

Episode Date: December 26, 2023

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All right, check this out. We couldn't find babysitters for the week. They're at home too, so that means we're in bed right now. We hope you enjoy these moments from a while ago. Brownback mornings, I'm tired with oh, 6. Scrolling with the homies. All right, Greg. Hello, Letty.

Hello, Gregory. Kids these days are selfish and do not appreciate the things that they have these days. All of a sudden, you learn your dad. Now you want to talk about kids. That's so crazy, though. That's so crazy. That was a very dad. Like very fatherly tone.

Very fatherly tone. These kids. I am not a father for the hundredth time, okay? I do not have any children. And this is why I don't have any children. Are you sure? You're just not letting us put up the side by side. No, you're not going to put up the side by side.

You're not going to do that. If you're not a dad, you would have been confident. And you get a little nervous. I'm 100% sure I am, not a father. He has your eyes? He doesn't have a look you make, a tonto? I don't know. He has the same hair when he was little?

No, no. Like I said, that baby has a 700 credit score. That baby went to buy a... You have a 700 credit. I don't have a 700 credit. I don't have a 7th. Yeah. Yeah, for sure you had 700.

That kid went to Harvard University. He's going to Harvard University. Wow, you're going to pay for it? It's a weird thing that we have. Do you guys ever know someone that was like blonde when they were little? Like I have my homie Charlie, when he was little, blonde curly logs, but like, Chamaco, like, he's Mexican A-F. Yeah.

And I don't know if that's part of like the Spaniard stuff or like the essence. This kid looks nothing. like Mexican. You didn't either when you were little. That's her point right now. I still don't. People still think I'm white. There you go. Just like the baby.

We're getting closer there. Just like that baby. And you're paying for Harvard tuition? Greg had a girlfriend. They broke up three months later. She was pregnant. And he said that she's not here. But there's definitely overlap there.

And this baby has Greg's face. It has none in my face at all. At all. It's at all. It's right now. All is a buddy. Hey, Greg, do you know what? Just keep working hard.

You're going to get a letter in the mail pretty soon. You know what's yours? She moved away. Can we go back to Scroly? I'm going back to scroll. She moved the way to keep so that you won't find them. I want to go back to Scroly, you know. We can't talk about kids.

Talk about why I don't want kids. And this is exactly why I don't want kids. I will never have a kid ever because of this. Go ahead. Ready? Go ahead. Jack. Go.

Oh my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What? This right now? No, we turn it.

No return it I swear to God So I'm assuming he's getting a present He's getting a PS5 And he wanted a PC I wanted a PC He wanted a PC And throws a tantrum

That he didn't get his PC And tells him to return the PS5 Return it And what did you do? What did Yo I think one of two things If they knew he didn't want the PS5

This is for the dad This is for dad I did that This is our present I did that Little Vic will be like That's my PS5 That you said it was mine

But you're playing it Like move yeah I said we shared Who pay for it Move over there It's my turn I'm in the third quarter I'm in the third quarter

Of a very tense game Okay I know one thing about The gaming And that on the PCs It's really good right Either the graphics card Or the memory It's like the best thing

Yeah You can do everything So this kid probably is hip to that His friends probably use it He probably watches videos where people are on PCs and all of that. So he doesn't even, he thinks the PS5 is for us boomers. Yes.

Yes. So for them to give him that. Yeah. It makes sense because there is like these YouTubers that are like snobby gamers. They're like, oh, no, PS5, such a disappointment. Then another, the PS4 was better when it came out. Really? And then, yeah.

They'll like go in on like these like next gen products or whatever and get into all the specs. When it's like, bro, it's just a game. I would always even trip out because I would think a Mac is like, Italy because Apple was and then my son would be like no I need alienware PC There's PCs. What the freak of that? Does they're made for that?

There's PCs out there that are like thousands and thousands of dollars. Or build. People build them. Yeah. Build them put water tanks in them and everything. Like what? Water tanks in front of computer?

Yeah, it's like a whole tank. It's a flex. So that kid's parents should have returned it. No, they should have kept it and like you're playing this PS5. Those kids got to take away YouTube from them. They sure return the kid. Return the kid.

It's not working out. Keep the PS5 return the kids. It would be easier? No. So Greg, what did you do? I don't have any kids, guys. I have no kids. Oh, I thought this was your audio.

This is not my audio at all. She sends you every month. No. Here's the update. That is not my baby. Kids being a Bradigan. See this is what happens when he doesn't have his father's life? Oh.

You never had a kid, though, be ungrateful for the present that you've given them. And how did you work that out? No, my kids are, honestly, you give him anything like a plush and they're like, Ah! Really? Yeah, and then like 30 seconds later they forget about it. Oh, yeah. You ever see that video where the kid got an avocado and he was so happy?

A Navarca! No! No! I feel like the stuff I give Vic, I think even if he doesn't like it or something, he'll know how, like, he'll notify it because he'll know all get really upset, like, that he's being ungrateful. But I've seen times where, like, other people give him gifts and he's like, oh, thanks. And then he, like, shoves it to the side. I'm like, hey.

You know, I give them a high five. And I tell them, hey, you need to be grateful and go give your Tia a hug. Thank you. Okay. Those are some really nice socks, and I know she spent a lot of time looking for them. Yeah, Jockey, it's nice from the 70s. Before I give you another high five. Make no way to say that.

I think with me it's tough because I legit have to buy these kids two of the same thing. Oh, yeah. Like even yesterday, and I already know. I already know I'm going to get judged. One wanted McDonald's, the other one wanted Breaker King. So they both want chicken nuggets. They just like chicken nuggets from different places. Oh my gosh.

You win the both? I got, yes, I got both. They wanted each other's toys. But because the other one wanted their toy, they wanted their toys. So they were just fighting over these toys. The whole war. And so that's just off of a random night like, you're trying to eat at a Christmas time. Yeah.

If one gets anything more, if, if, if. If one gets something different to color, it's over. Wow. It's over. That I have to take all of it away. I'm like, no, you guys are so ungrateful. I'm not even going to let you guys play with any of them. But then I do.

You guys don't have that? Oh, yeah. I don't believe that Emmy and, like, they're so grateful. I swear. Max kicks you to wake you up. Max is like he is happy with anything. Emmy is more like she'll know to just like play it off. Yeah.

Like she'll know to be like. You're not. My nieces are the same way. Like, I'm already expecting Christmas for two of my nieces to get mad. It's the same thing. It's like they didn't get the iPhone they wanted. They didn't get the camera they wanted. And then now it's like, oh, if they don't get the same exact number of toys, one of them's mad.

Yep. And they'll count it. And the other one, you love the other one more. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But that, no, yeah, that's what they're thinking. No, no, no, that's what they think.

Yeah. Yeah. They go inside and then they throw a big tantrum. And then you still love those fools. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You love them so much. Yeah.

And then you're like, you feel bad for not getting them to their dad my phone. Right. We're going to go back to the store. Don't worry. Yeah. We'll get it for you. My sister. We're raising.

We're doing it. It's us. It's our fault. We're the problem. Why do you keep looking at me? Like, I don't have a kid. Brown bag. It's brown bag on Power 106.

Number one for hip hop. All right. Check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your head. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line.

Nena needs help. La Nena. She needs some help. That's her name? Yeah. Okay, so she sent us a DM and it said a few years back, we had a dog named Willie, and it was my mom's best friend. She would literally take Willie everywhere and even cooked meals for him. I know that sounds crazy.

Willie ended up running away a few months ago, and my mom has been devastated ever since. So for her birthday, I got her a new dog. We named her Chispa. I thought it was going to make her happy and help her, but she's having a weird, hard time opening up loving Chispa. She told me she doesn't ever want to feel the same pain she felt when we lost our dog, Willie, but at the same time, I seen her playing with Chispa. I know deep down she's holding back.

Have any of you ever gone through this? If so, what would you do? Oh, my gosh. You just can't replace a dog. That's what I was thinking to. No. It's like maybe too quick. Because it's like, especially if she had a relationship,

with that dog she that's not like okay now this new thing right it was a person too as a kid her it was it was as close as family to her and you don't just say like hey i know you're you're sad but here you go yeah it's one of those situations i don't want a new dog but also at the same time you you see it too like i don't want to i don't want to love again because i was hurt that's also not healthy yeah because that's going to keep you again from love it's crazy because it kind reminds me on my dad. We had cats growing up, and my dad hated them.

Like, he hated them. He couldn't stand them. He didn't want them around them. And then one time we went in camping, and my dad had to work so he didn't go with us. And when we came back, they were like best friends. Oh, he was a cat? Yes. And it was kind of weird. We were like,

you know, what happened here? Like, you hated this dude. Nena, go away and force them to be friends. Leave for the weekend. Yeah, let's help Nana. But we got people on the line. We have Donnie from L.A. on the line.

Donnie. Good morning, Donnie. Basically, I feel like she shouldn't force it onto her mom. Because we had a family dog. It was more so my mom's dog. And we had the dog for 17 years. She had got out of the gate in my mom's house and got hit by a car. Oh, my gosh, Tony.

Traumatized. Right. And we tried to get her another dog and she was not having it. It's the grieving process. No matter how the dog left, it still is a grieving process for her mom. And she has to realize her mom is older too, so she's already dealt with a lot of grief. And she's probably like, I'm going to keep dealing with this. Dang.

That's real. That's a life lesson right there. Yeah. And it takes time. Here, have a new dog. It takes time to get over things. Yeah, that's probably traumatic, too. Yeah.

Like, I don't mean to put it because people that love their dogs, like, they call them, like, that's my child. Yeah. Right. Yes. If you lose a child, you don't replace it with another child. It's not like, hey, here's a new kid. No. I'm like, wait, what?

But, look, there's this movie that I would maybe recommend for. and then as mom to watch, it's called the dog's purpose. So it's about how a dog It's so sad. It passes away. And it gets reincarnated as the new dog. Okay, so it's really the same dog. Years later, decades later, not a couple months.

Yeah, no, yeah, it's a little too soon. I mean, who else got my life? Well, we have Jose from the 909 on line one. Oh, Jose, good morning. She got the dog a little too early. Yeah. Yeah. It's a fresh moon.

You know, it still hurts. You know, when I lost my dogs, I cry for a whole year pretty much. And I still cry every once in a while because I think about them. Oh, my God. It took me about a little over 12 months to get a new dog because I got kids and they were hammering me to get a new one. Yeah. They missed their dog and so forth, right? So it took me about maybe 14 months to get a new dog.

Decide, okay, so I was gay, I think it's time for us to get a new dog. I think I'm over it. I'm still crying. I'm still upset, of course. But I think we needed a dog. We're a family that has had dogs in the house. But hopefully this mom will come around and will accept the dog and love it. You know, almost the same way as she loved the other one, of course.

Of course, she's not the same dog. Right. But maybe it could be a new bond. Yeah. How are you with the new dog? I love it. It's insane. It has a different personality, of course, from the other two dogs.

So, you know, H-1 has a real one has a real. own personality. So you're going to love them a different way. Definitely. Yeah. When you get a new dog, is it like, what's your approach to that? Does it have to be completely different from your old dog? Like a different type of dog? Like the same type of dog would be too much. Yeah, like what, what's the thought process behind that? Because we had a small dog. We had shih Tzu's. Okay. We did try to go for shih Tzu's again. Different, different color. You know, every time I see maybe our past dogs were white and grayish and black. So So I didn't want to get a new one and maybe, you know, start thinking about my other dogs.

You know, remind me too much of my other dogs. So we went for a different color, brown one, dark brown and stuff. I think that's maybe the way to go about maybe wanting another dog. You know what's crazy to me? How it's the kids like getting new one, get a new one. You're like, dude, hold on. I'm creamy. I know I'm the dad, but you know.

And I know like as the dad of the house, you got it. You're the man. So even if you felt away, but it's like your kids like, dad, we're ready for our new dog, dad. Did you give any excuses? Like, so you won't, they won't know that you were emotional about it? No, they, they, I wasn't, I wasn't hiding myself. That's cool. That's good.

That's good. They could tell that I was crying for my dogs and, you know, they knew. I would just keep making excuses for months. Yeah. Yeah, no, you've got to tell them the truth and be real with them, you know. And that helps them too, you know, in the long run, with their emotions and their feelings. Yeah. You not hide them from anybody, you know?

Right. Makes sense, yep. There we go. Well, thank you so much for your time, meaning. What are your other dog's names? What are the dogs' names so we could shout him out, and we could do a little hell for them in heaven? So the first one was my wife, who was his name. Well, he passed away, of course.

His name was Bonbon. Bonbon. You guys have great names. He looked like a bonbon. And then, of course, my dog was a boogie, boogie man, or if that's because I like funk music. And then now, the one that we got right now, the kids named him and named him. Teddy. Teddy.

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Power 106. L.A's number one for hip hop. Good morning. Maximo. Talk to me. Man. So. So, I was going to tell you.

What? What? What is it? Yesterday we were talking about hand-me-downs. Yes. Off air. Not on air. Yesterday, off-air, we were talking about hand-me-downs.

So I was like, let's talk about it, you know? Because I'm sure a lot of people have stories about weird things or things they've been handed down. How when I was a teen mom, one of my, I got pregnant at 17, so my senior year of high school. And clearly, I was, like, not, I didn't work. Yeah. and a counselor gave me the crib that she had. Oh, wow. She gave me the crib that she had for her children,

and she passed it down to me. And I was like, oh, wow, like, that's so awesome. And I remember that I passed that down to one of my cousins afterwards. And I was like, yeah, is that a weird thing to hand me down? A crib, right? Yeah. Because usually we hand me down clothes and stuff like that. So I was just asking the crew,

have you had anything that was a hand me down to you? And it could be from someone else. It doesn't have to be from your older sibling or things of that nature. Yeah, my family was like super poor when they were, they had me like my mom was 18, my dad was 19. So like from like a neighbor, they passed down a pink crib so I could sleep in. Shut up, Vig. Yeah, it was a pink. You were Victoria when you were born?

No, I just had a pink crib, okay? Pink is a neutral color. True, it is. Cameron. Not an I need to though. Yeah. But, but yeah, they passed down a pink crib, but it was like, who cares? You know, at that point it was like, I'd rather have a place for my baby to sleep.

So I remember my parents always tell me that, like, like, I remember my parents always tell me that, like, Yeah, you slept in a pink crib. I'm like, why you tell me that? Yeah. You know? See, me, my dad handed down his 89 Honda Accord to her. Oh, Maximal. He didn't hand it down to my brother.

Actually, he sold it to my brother. Ooh. My brother, to this day, it bothers him. But then my brother's like, you know, I'm going to hand it down to you, the Honda Accord. But when it got to me, it was like on the last dying days. The windows didn't go down. The radio was one of those you click on. Yeah.

But it would always get stolen. Oh. At that time, those cars were like the easiest cars to open. Of course. I don't know why. Right. Don't ask me. But you know why.

And it were always overheat. Oh. You know, it got me to point A to point B. Yep. And it built character. It builds so much character. I remember when I would go to the drive-thru, I would have to open the door. To, oh.

Oh. And then it was, you know, such a struggle. I'm sorry. Because I used to work at the drive-thru, and I used to see people like that and just be like, Oh my God. You should judge them. Yo. That was us too.

In the summertime, it was so hot. I swear to God, it was like my own sauna when I would drive places. I'd be like pouring sweat. I would bring up your shirts. The AC didn't work. The AC didn't work. And I'll never forget this. I would see the little meter of the heat going up.

And I'm like, please light turn green. Please like turn green. Please like turn green. And it's just going up and up. It's shaking. So I would turn the car off. And then I would turn it back on. Because it was bumper to bumper.

When I turned it on, it exploded. And I mean like the hood popped up. Yo, I'm in the middle of traffic. Yo, I did like the slide down my seat. And I felt like a want to get away commercial. It was like, want to get away? Now you can. Like, I was so embarrassed, but it built character.

Right. It's not like you could leave or stay there. You have to get out. I have to get out. Everyone's looking at me. I'm a young kid. We do have people on them and I want to share their hand-me-downs. Who do we have it online?

We have Jessica online five. Jessica, good morning, Jessica. For my Kinseñera, my grandma gave me a little bracelet that said, My Ski-Anyo. And she told me she got it when she was a little girl and all that. And then as I grew up recently, my mom told me that she actually found that bracelet in a random dancer. Damn. Jessica.

Wow, Jessica. It's mine now, though. Yeah, oh yeah. Shout out to your abulita, though, by the way. What's her name? Gloria. Abolita Gloria. Gloria.

No, Wina, Gloria. That means glory. Enganyosa. Irene, who else are you going to, Momacita, Linda? We have Wendy from Bloomington online one. Wendy, good morning, Wendy. So, mine is gross. Don't judge because I was, like, 12, 13, 14-ish.

So my sister's, like, seven years older than me, right? So she was, like, 1920. She was ball in. So she used to get her nails. then, like, you know, acrylic, like, can hearty-need-neals, like really nice. Vives. So she would take care of them, and because she knew I would do this, she would take them off, and then I would glue them on myself.

You're so, my God, cute. I don't know much about nails, but is that unsanitary? It's very unsanitary. But it looks so fly, and she took care of them. She took care of them. He did. And they're acrylics. They're not as easy to do it.

They come off crazy. I have a question. Yes, girl. When she goes to the restroom, does she wash her hands? She better. Yeah. You don't know. Contrae to popper believe you could do a lot with nails on.

But that makes me feel better now because she is really sanitary and super clean. So I'm like, thank God. Okay. What like what year was this would you say? I can't tell you. You have to tell me because I already know the, I know the trends of nails by by decking. I know. I'm thinking duck nails.

So I'm like 39 now. Okay, I know what nails. You had the super curve nails. You had... Girl, sometimes they were. Yes, they were like... Oh. Yes, baby, girl.

They had little initials. The ones from Friday. Yeah, you don't even know the initials of the dude that your sister got it for, but there you were. Yes, girl. They used to look new on me. Yeah, I loved it. You had the burgundy ones, too. I know the vibes.

I swear that that's just in my head. All the big ones. Yes. It's a super curve. Oh, I love it. And I know you would wear to school or wherever. Like, yeah, what's up? I would.

I was like, heck, yes. And you know what's crazy? Those nails at that time, that's super curve. That's charms. It's probably like $25. $25 to $35. I know. I wish.

I wish. Right now, probably like upwards of $100. No. Yeah. And that's like shorter than whatever baby girl had. I'm never getting a girlfriend. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, you are. Yeah. I'm not paying for his stuff. Yeah, that's my gross story. I love it. I love it. Shout out you. You win, Mamasita.

You win, mamasita. Hold on. Let me tap this to get out of the... Brown Bag. It's Brown Bag on Power 106. Number one for hip hop. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help.

We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got your fault. The homie help line. An anonymous food needs our help. But we should give him a name. What should his name?

Mauricio. Mauricio, yeah, definitely. All right, okay, Mauricio sent us a DM and he said, I work in a city where I thought I had no people I know around me and decide to mess with Sanchita. So one day we go to a park and, quote-unquote, have lunch. Then decide to take a walk after. So as we're walking, I see someone and he looked very familiar.

It was my Suegr. Tung, tune. He sees me and looks. shocked because the girl I was walking with wasn't his daughter but here's the twist he was there with his Sanchita too.

That can't be real. No way. What is this park? What park is this? I know cracking ass park Sanchita Park. Sanchita Park. He said I don't know what to do with the holidays that are coming. They're around the corner help a homie out. What should I do? Not say anything.

That is wild. Yeah it sounds fake but oh my gosh. She finds out she would get brokenhearted two times not just by her man but by her dad for cheating on her mom. Oh, I didn't think about it. Yeah. So they're going to keep it secret, but he should

stay still get down. Like if I'm the dad, if I'm the dad, I'm still like messing you up, but I'm not going to say anything because it's my daughter. Damn. Oh, that's crazy. He should have went up to him and hey, what's so? You're trying to have lunch together? At the park. No. No, that's weird. You wouldn't do that.

Let's help this fall out. I can't. I hate him. For cheating? Yeah, I hate you. He has to just keep it a secret. And just have that awkward conversation with his cheating. He has to go outside.

Okay. Yeah, he has to go outside and just look each other in the eye and just, I won't tell. But you better not say nothing. You know, he has to like put it on the table. I don't know. You know what? Tell your girl you're cheating on her, right?

Yeah. Do you get what I'm saying? Now's a perfect time if she's going to find out. Damn. Then she's going to find out about pops and then her whole life is a lie. Damn. Yeah. Me, I know.

That's crazy. Buncho Sucios. But we're trying to help the homie, right? He's our homie. We're not trying to judge him. So my homie text me and he said he needs to snitch on the suegro first. So when the swigro snitches on him, he says it's revenge. So it's not true.

And I was like, wow, that is the ultimate reverse uno card. You're right. In my work. It is, but it's risky because you put yourself in the scene. of the crime. You know what I'm saying? We got some colors. Yes, yes.

We have Guillermo from San Pedro on line two. All right. Guillermo. Yeah, what's up, don't? Oh, what are you? Are you that? Hey, listen, listen, listen. Before you even finish this story, I just knew these are some MacArthur

Park activities. That's the park you went to? And I don't know, you had a good point. With the holidays coming up, like, imagine you're together. You're making the masa at the table. You're just looking at the Swigra. He's his life, lock eyes. Yeah.

He's like, I know, too. I know what you did last summer. Yeah, what's your advice? My advice to him, my advice to him, finally, I'm just going to have to say keep by it, fool. Like, there's not much you can really do without starting a war at this point. So, but you think at, like, Christmas dinner, you think he should, like, drop some hints, like, hey, Swagro, would you like any more sides? You should drop some of his. Or have you had enough?

They're just going to have like a cold war. Like, I think you've had enough too. You've had enough sides. Definitely go out back and run your one. Good advice. He's just pushing it until next year. Yeah. He said just wait.

Don't ruin Christmas. Ruin New Year's. Basically is what he's saying. Start to your friends. Start with your friends. Exactly. We have any more colors? Yes.

We have Nicole from. San Gabriel on line one. All right. Nicole. Hello, hello. Good morning. Good morning, Nicole. What do you think about this homie? I think he said he needs to grab Suigo a beer on the holiday and just call it a day, tip or tap.

Who knows? Maybe Suegra knows about the side sheet, too. And they're keeping it away from them. You never know. Oh. Let's say, let's play hypothetical here. Let's say you saw your Suegra at the park while you were doing something you weren't supposed to.

I'm not saying you're that type of person, but let's just play pretend. What are you doing? I'm going to take it to the grave. We're judging you. No, I'm kidding. That's crazy. Okay, so Guillermo said that he just got to keep quiet and then not ruin Christmas, but ruin New Year's essentially.

Yeah, push it back. He said, or potentially run one in the back. Yeah, exactly. And then Nicole is saying, just call it even. We have one more call her. Wait, one more? Okay. Yes.

We have Gio from Long Beach on line three. All right, Gio. What up, Brown Bag. What's good. How are you going to help this homie? This, uh, this, uh, Succio right here. The only way to help the Succio is this way. He's either going to have to, like, like the other, like the other Germotech.

Don't say nothing about it because at the end of the day, even though they're both playing with fire, the Swaygrogo is going to get burned more because he knows it didn't say nothing to his daughter. Oh. He has more to lose. That's what I was saying. Yeah. No, you're right. This is coming from like, you know, a father of two girls.

No. No, no, no. Don't get him and show me. He didn't do anything. Don't this is my homie right here. Gio is a great man that I've never met. I appreciate that. Yeah, so that's pretty much the outcome.

Either, you know, don't say nothing, or depending on the relationship you have with your swagger. If it's already rocky, go ahead and juice them. Do what you can. Get the most out of him. And that's nice. Oh. I like those shoes right there on that.

rack. I like that vintage jacket, homie. Oh my gosh. A nice belt you got there. I like that buckle. It's going to be a good Christmas for him. He's going to get a present from his girl, his side girl, and his swigro. Hey, the house is going to be given to him.

He's going to have to be in the will now. He's going to get the terrano. He's going to get the terrano. That guy has everything. We don't need to help him anymore. He's going to have everything. He was. Damn.

Brown bag. It's Brown Bag on Power 106. Number one for hip hop. This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? The most fun cities rank in America. Oh, okay.

The fun cities. Fun cities. LA's number one. In California, got three out of 20. Mm-hmm. And I want to ask you guys, where do you think L.A. ranked? Number one. I want to say we're at the top.

Number four. Four? Number four. Yeah, I would say number one. Number one. Yeah. It's L.A. It's L.A.

California. You're sure, number one. L.A. ranked number 20. 20? Yes. 20. Are they counting, like, backwards down? Or like, 20?

Oh, my God. Okay. This is in America, right? Uh-huh. But California got three cities. And L.A. ranked 20, but, but, San Diego ranked 16 and San Francisco ranked number five.

What? San Francisco? San Francisco? Yes. First of all, it's $30 to park anywhere in San Francisco. And it's cold up there. So who's number one? Las Vegas.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, but we're talking about California. That makes sense. That makes sense. But out of those three cities, San Francisco, San Diego, L.A., do you guys think that San Diego and San Francisco is way more fun than L.A.? I don't think that. San Diego is cool.

San Diego is fun, though. San Diego is fun. It got great tacos. I know you guys would hate me or cream. No, no. I like San Diego a lot in like the gas lime district and like all the restaurants and like they're really good food and all that. The vibe is really nice too.

Yeah, the beach is. Go down the street, get some good Chinese. But I'll give them that. San Francisco ranked better than both LA and San Diego at number five. Is it because they have more people? Maybe they voted more? I mean, is it only rich people that voted? Yeah.

That's right. The San Francisco is pretty fun. When you go over there, the energy is cool. Getting your car broken into is fun? Just leave your windows down. I mean, you can get hyphy in San Francisco. Doesn't San Francisco? It's not the same.

It hits it over there. Honestly, last time, well, it is kind of fun, actually. Now what you mentioned it. I went to San Francisco or maybe like four months ago or something. And when I was up there, I was eating outside, like, on the, curb and like cars would just drive right past you like really fast so that was like really scary all you heard of fun yeah they had a lot of self-driving cars that a lot of self-driving cars and then like a pastime over there is like you get to watch people break into cars like and then and then you get

back to your car and you get to see like peekaboo is it mine or not like you know it's kind of like oh exciting yeah and then you get so excited when your car isn't broken into you're like yes it wasn't me dinner and a show right there yeah so honestly it is kind of fun you know what I just changed my ranking it is fun number five yep that's right it's so much fun basically Grand Depth Auto 6 right there you don't gotta wait till 2025 I also wonder who voted because I do think that L.A it's like if you come as a tourist to L.A. like you and you Google like what to look at as a tourist like they send you like Hollywood they send you to like the sign and I feel like there's so much more like deep cut things in L.A. you can do like what

that like a tourist is not going to know about. Like what? But Hollywood like shows like views. Hey, I'm Angie. I'm a tourist. What can I do here? Food. A lot of good food.

I'm a tourist. You are. You're from Orange County. I am. That's what I'm saying. Okay. What would you tell me to do? If I don't know like the deep codes.

I'm talking about. We're going to East L.A. I'm going to see Caesar Travis Boulevard. I'll show you all everything around there. Some good tacos, not some Hollywood tacos. Mercadito? Exactly. Go to Echo Park, Silver Lake.

We go to Piccolandia, Pico Rivera, turn up there, exactly. See, like, people don't know that. No. They come and they'll be like, let's go to the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and then you're walking, and then your car can get broken into. Have you guys ever gone to, like, the Hollywood tour thing is? No, never mind. Neither have I.

No. Is that crazy? Every time I'm in Hollywood, I look at the buses, and I've always wanted to experience it, and I've never done it. Yeah. And it's like right here. It's literally down the street. I want to pull up to him, be like, you guys know who I am.

and just see their reaction. No, they don't. Exactly. That's what the reaction I want to get from them is like, no, who are you? And then just drive off. He's that guy from the Airbnb video. He went skinny dipping. That's a skinny dipper.

That's a while, though. L.A. B. Okay, so we don't get credit like for Disneyland? Hey, A, A, A, that's how he does not be taking mic. It's close enough. When it's convenient, we claim Orange County, okay? All of us. Come on us.

That is true. The happiest place on Earth. We got Universal Studios. We got Knott's Very Farm. Yeah. We'll take credit to that too. Dodger Stadium's fun too. Dodger Stadium?

Oh, you're right. We don't get credit for all that. Dodger Stadium is for sure better than the Padres. I don't know about that one. Hold up. Hold up. You know what I'm saying? Reverse that one.

Reverse it. Because I'm going to take that one back right now. You got to make sure everyone knows that Dodger Stadium got a better vibe. That should not make us number 20. I don't know. That should make us at least number five. Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

Yeah. As much as I love Dodger Stadium, I would also love if they had like a little mini stadium for sometimes when it's like, what does that mean? Do we have to go up the hill every single game? Like, do we have just one in downtown that we can go to like half the time that we're just like saved? It's not even that bad of a hill. Bro, what are you talking about? It's because he's out of shape.

Have you ever hyped it? It's called the shortstop, bro. Yeah. Come on, man. Brown Bag. It's Brown Bag. It's Brown Bag on Power 106. Number one for hip hop.

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The homie Chris needs help because he's super nosy. Look, all right. So, listener DM does us name Chris and he said this. He said, I'm going to be honest with y'all. It was hard sending this in. Me and my girl have been together 11 years and we've never really had problems. So I usually work weekends, but this past weekend I took it off. Usually on the weekend,

my girl cleans the house so I decided to help her. When cleaning our closet in our room, I found a shoebox with $30,000. Oh, nice. Yeah. Mind you, she has never mentioned she's been saving, had money, nothing. We don't have a joint account, but when we get paid, we tell each other and combine and share it. I'm just confused where this money is from and why she never told me about it. It makes me wonder if there's any other lies or things I don't know about.

I'm reaching out because I don't want my family or friends involved so they don't look at her differently. I just feel I lost trust in her and I haven't told her. What? Am I wrong for thinking she got other lies? I don't know about. Yes, you're dumb. Why?

You're really dumb. There's so much worse things I could be doing than stating money. There's so much worse things to find in a closet when you open a box. I thought he found a toy or something. A finger. Like something.

He's over here mad that she has a better plan. But it's like he didn't, she didn't tell him. I'm like, oh my God. How dare you have money behind my back? How dare you be a part-time stripper? Yeah. I don't know. My family might look at her different.

Like what different? Like that she has money now, they might be nicer to her. She knows that you might not be able to support her so she has her little backup plan. Oh, is that what it is? Yeah. His ego is his ego. Yeah. Oh, is it because she has more saved than him?

Yeah. Probably, yeah. Loser. Because that's a lot of money to save. Yeah. And also, she's smart for keeping. it out of a bank account. Yeah.

Because that's some, like, ooh, let's keep it outside. Yeah. Because she never told them? Yeah. That's not weird to you? I guess,

I guess his mind is wandering. Guys don't tell girls the money they make all the time. Yeah, but that's standard. Oh, but when it's, our turn, it's my fault, huh?

It's different. What are you, a dope boy? Yeah. Why? What's in the shoe box? Yeah. Where's a dope at? What are you guys can have these type of secrets or what?

You gotta be a dope girl to have money? Yeah. Yeah. How much money secrets do guys keep from girls all day every day? Oh, like secret accounts. Secret accounts, secret purchases, like secret businesses, secret families. That's our thing. That's our thing.

Why are you guys trying to be like us? He's mad that his girl's money is crazy. We can't do anything, ladies. Just know this. No matter how you do it, you're doing it wrong. Yeah. So this one wants to know what he should do because he doesn't want his family to judge his girl. Like he's judging her.

Yeah. This is all him judging her. Yes. But he doesn't want you to judge her. Okay. But let's go to the phone lines. Who are we going to? NGC.

So we got Gio from Long Beach on line five. All right, Gio. Good morning, Gio. That's a real flag to me. So what I would do is I'm not going to say nothing to her. I'm just going to go give me some nice fits. Oh, my money. I'm going to use the money.

You lie to me. I'm a like to you. I'm going to use this money. I'm a steal from you. So all of a sudden it's your money. Yeah. Well, I mean, let's just. Seven years is a strong commitment.

Wow. It's Armani. Crazy. You're going to steal from your grown house. He's not stealing. That's not your wife. He needs to maintain his lifestyle. Oh, my God.

She's married her first. How about you use the money to buy a ring? Because that's just his girl. He says, me and my girl. Yeah, not even right. This is maximal status. That's right. The real question is how long she's had it.

Because if she's had it since maybe day one and day two and he barely found out, yeah, that's big red flag. You know, because there is part of more things hitting. But if it's something that. She probably came up. She probably came up maybe or will or something. Someone passed away, left her left her. She don't know how to tell her man. Okay.

You know what? I understand. But regardless, when he goes back to work that weekend and she's minus 500. Minus 500. You're only taking 500. Don't lie. You're taking five racks. You're taking five Gs.

Nah, nah. I'm going to keep a light because I want to see how long it's going to take for her to notice. Right. Maybe as long as it took you to notice she had the 30 racks. Let's see how long it takes her to notice. I'm taking her to notice. Taking some from it.

Hold on, he said, hold on, babe. I'm going to go to the ATM. He shouldn't be tripping. She's not cheating on him. She's not doing none of that. That point. Yeah. There you go.

Use that money on you, boo. Use that money on your face. You spoil yourself. Wow. Get in her bag. Literally. Lido from Whittier on line four. What's his name?

Lauro. Lauer. Just confront her. Just confront her when she gets home and tell her what's up. Why are you hiding money for me? You know, what's the reason you don't want to tell me why you have $30,000 especially when there's, especially when they're in the 11-year relationship.

I mean... How are you going to tell her? Lado, let's say that's you. Let's say that you were like, you were helping clean in the closet and you found this money. So how are you going to bring it up to her? No, he wasn't cleaning.

Damn, we can't do nothing. No, no, I know you're not cleaning. A-biz, so I was cleaning in your closet. Most of us men, that bust their butts, work for our families, for a girl. And even though we're down to our last penny, we still want to make them happy. We still want to waste money

of them. Get one of secrets in their face. Right. Oh my. That's so cute. That's so cute.

I love you for that. I love you for that. But also you don't want her to have it on her own. Yeah. Like you want to be the one to do it. And that's the thing as well. Like, I mean,

how would you women feel if, you know, if you found out he has a secret account? It happens. Real life. Real life. I think we all have secret accounts. Yeah. They have secret accounts.

I think that seems part of being a secret account. Who else we got in the line, Mama'sita? We have Mike from Hollywood on line three. All right, Mike. Good morning, Mike. His girl lacked communication because you know. Oh, yeah. Talk about it.

Talk about it. It might not even be hurt. Who knows? There's only one way to find out. He keeps sitting till. So she comes looking for it? And then she has to ask about it. AIDS, have you seen the what?

Shoebox. Yeah, the shoe box. The shoe box. It has something. What does it have? Oh, I threw it away. You're heading. Oh.

That's a fight. And then I, you know, in that, in that point right there, right in there, he could be like, hey, well, you didn't communicate, you know, like what happened? Using your words on y'all. Yeah, there you go. The real question is letty, since you're married, do you have something that you still haven't told, you know, your husband? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who are you? And who sent you?

Wow, look at the time. Brown bag. It's Brown Bag on Power 106. Number one for hip hop. Brasala with Angie. All right, you guys. You know how, like, we had that live show for the podcast, and I turned up a lot. And once I saw Priya's poppy, I turned up again, and I was playing dead.

Guess who also does that? Who? Who? Who? Ms. Barbie. What do you mean? So she revealed that she used to have a babysitter that she really, really liked. Her name was Talia.

She was, like, 16 years old, right? And she thought she was really cool, best babysitter ever. and then she gets a new babysitter that she's a lot older now. And she's like, this babysitter, she's like, she's cranky, she's older, she's telling me to shower, and I don't like her. Like, I want my old babysitter back. She's like, so I faked my own death. I played death.

And listen, she explained it off. She was very cranky and I thought, I'm going to show you. And so I got a big kitchen knife and the ketchup. And I laid out naked on the tiles, covered myself in ketchup and put the kitchen knife. And I waited for like 45 minutes for her to find me. But it was worth a wait. But then... All right.

She played dead to her. She plays dead. And I'm like, oh, my God. She did a prank on her babysitter. She did. She played dead. I'm not going to lie, one time. I was in my room.

And I remember I had a little banquito. And I was watching TV. And I kind of like, fell back. Mm-hmm. And then I'm like, I'm just going to lay here and pretend I'm dead. And wait for somebody to find me. And I think I was eating a hot dog or something because I spread the ketchup. And I waited.

And I waited. And nobody came. I was like, all right, I'm not going to play dead anymore. I guess I'll just get up and clean this ketchup. Yeah. You've never done that where you like try to play a prank on someone and you're waiting for like the review and they don't come in. Oh, when you hide too good and like hide and seek?

They don't find you? Hello? Yeah, like, hey. You're going to hide me? No. I know all of us do the fake drowning in the pool where you just float. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Does anybody care? Yeah. Is anyone going to come to my rescue? Just to see if they care. Yeah. Yeah. That reminded me of the time that I got my babysitter fired. You got her fired?

Because you didn't like her or what? Yeah, I didn't like her. She put me in the dryer. Oh my God. And then so. I was like a castigo, like a punishment? Well, to be fair, like I crawled in the dryer. Like I just was like a curious like four year old and I was just like,

ooh, what's it like in here? And then she closed it. And then I panicked like for like a split second. But then like when my mom got home, I was like, she put me in the dryer. You are a breath. Set her up? I kind of set her up, but like, she closed it on me. But I was just like, why did you do that?

And then her food was bad, and she kind of stunk, so it all worked out. Wait, how long were you in the dryer for? It was for like a second. She probably was playing with him. Yes. No, you did lie. Because she didn't put you in there. You put you in there.

She closed a latch playing with you, but you told your mom that she put you in there. Vic, I hate you as a child. That's a good story, though, right? It's a great story. Imagine, like, your kid was like, do the babysitter put me in the dryer. And close the door? Yeah, that's called a false accusation. She bought air dryer closed out from trauma.

Wow. Yeah, but long story short. Yeah, she got fired and, you know, it all worked out for the best. I did the same thing. I used to crawl inside the dryers just for funcies and I would try to like make it run like a little house. But I didn't get my babysitter in trouble. She didn't care. It was my Tia.

My Tia didn't care. Yeah. And then you can't fire your Tia. Yeah, you can't fire your Tia. But I remember I would tell my mom, I'm like, I don't want her as a babysitter. Like, she doesn't feed me, mom. Like, I'll be so hungry and she won't feed me. And I was, like, probably like in kinder.

Instead, I got the key from my mom's house from the apartment. And instead of going to my Tia's, I would just go home by myself. But the true, sorry. You could have like, yeah. Child of dangerous. Is that the same Tia that let you get robbed? Yeah. Oh, when she was little and so it snatched her sister's chain.

Yeah. Same Tia. Same Tia that would hide the toilet paper. from me because she said that I would play around with it a lot. Damn, you're your Tia now. Yeah. Oh! And she hides your toilet paper from her people in her house.

I do. But I didn't get my Tia fire. Like you said, like I couldn't, you can't fire your Tia as your babysitter. It's probably free for her. You could have tried. No, my mom would pay her. Oh, okay. Wow.

No, but did you guys ever try to get your babysitters fire? Right there. Besides me and Vick. No one else had like babysitter stories. I loved my babysitters. My brother was my babysitter. No way. Yeah.

Was he nice? He's like a few years older than you. A few power bombs and choke slams. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but that's right. Raised me right. Yeah, but that's funny. Stone Cold stunners.

Oh, yeah. All you other liars, well, you did, your sins is children to your babysitters that got them fired. We want to hear about him. Right now we have Frank from SD. Good morning. Frank. Man, we're like 12 years old and my sister's like 14 years old.

My mom hired a babysitter. She was little older than us. We would tell my mom, This girl, she's not cutting it. So I told my sisters, you know what? Get about, hit me. I would always walk around with outer shirt. I told me, hit me on my side ribs.

And it would leave me marks, marked for days. And my mom was like, what says, miho? What says me, ho? In Spanish, I said a bad word, you know? Me pego la'i. Oh, my God. Mom, you don't listen to us. And I told my sister, they next day, next day, do it again, do it again.

We would do it again. It took us two weeks to finally. I mean to that. How many times did you get hit for this? Maybe three to four times. Oh, my God. That's the only way that we got her to get fired. What was wrong with her?

Like, what did she do so bad? Her attitude, her attitude, her attitude, she wouldn't have to do anything. You know what I mean? I'm a little chunky boy, but I'm begging, I was always hungry. And I was my mom, hey, she's not feeding us. No, no. Your own fat will eat off, your old fat on it. Come on, Mom.

He hated her so much. He sacrificed his own fat belly. His own body. Hit me. He's like, just him. Let's do it again. I'm on. And he was a little kid that cussed a lot because he was the worst he was telling his mom.

Wow. Brown bag. It's Brown Bag on Power 106. Number one for hip hop. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your head. We need a lot.

I mean phone line. We got you for. The homie helpline. The homie juju. That food just got out. And the food needs some help, babe. Oh, okay. Look, so he sent us a DM and he said,

Brownback, your boy need a helpline. Just a little backstory. My homies call me juju. And I got out of jail six months ago. When I got out of jail jail, jail, yeah. When I got out, I promised my girl, I would get it together. And I feel like I've been doing great at staying focused and out of BS. So for those that don't know, getting a job after getting out is hard.

But thank God. And my girl and I found a job in a warehouse. The problem is my boss, who is a beautiful lady, has been getting a little too friendly with me. She's been giving me long hugs, always smiling at me, has bought me lunch, and recently has been inviting me to go out on weekends to pound town. Wait. I made that part. He added that. I mean, I added that.

All right, right. Where else were they going to go? All right. I don't know. That's it. All right. So he said, I play it cool,

but I know my girl has noticed, and I do want to tell my girl, I just know she's going to overreact. I'm also scared of telling my boss to chill out because I don't want to get fired. Dang. That's wild. He said,

I ain't going to lie. I'm hella nice to her, and that might come off as flirting, but I'm really not. It's also worked in my favor when needing a day off or coming in late because she'd be looking out. Should he be the sancho or not? And it always helps when you're late.

And that's how you do it. So are you? No, never mind. It doesn't be a bad. So he said, what's the best approach with the least amount of drama? I need this job and my girl be holding it down.

My boss cool as hell though. Oh, he wants that. He wants that. There's going to be drama. Do you want us to tell you to be a sancho? Yeah. No.

He's trying to like walk straight and narrow. Yeah. Avoid temptation. And he, Assuming him and his girl work at the same spot because he said we. Exactly. But his boss is really nice to him. To him.

Overly nice. Yeah. I want, if that's your girl, she knows she has freaking radar for that. I have radar anyone, anyone's nice to my man. What? Can't take your order? What? Thank you.

You're welcome. Good morning. Good morning. What's so good about it? Yeah. She's got to know something. Oh, yeah, for sure. Seems like there's drama.

Yeah, right? Yeah, it's going to come. One, he works with his girl. I also want, if you work with your girl or you work with your man, talk to me about that. Because that must be, like, you, I'm assuming you go to work to have your time and you go, or like, you go home. I don't know. Yeah, it's a lot. Yeah.

That's my parents. You probably carpool. Oh, they work together. My parents, I'm like, I told my dad, I'm like, you don't get tired of my mom. Like, for real. Like, you guys carpool together. You work together. You take lunch together.

You come back together. Oh, my God. That sounds like the most beautiful thing in the world. That's true love right there. One day. I just thought I'm like, I don't know how you do it, dad. Trula. What is he answering?

Well, he spent a lot of the time in the restroom. In the garage and outside. Yeah. That's our like little spaces. For real. I don't even feel it. We carve out our spaces. We just like water the lawn, even though we don't care about it.

Because when my mom's are screaming, like he'll just go to the garage or he'll go outside. Hey, Keita, happy marriage. Yeah, it's going to be a garage. For a hell. Okay, let my girlfriend out, because she will find out. She works. She's going to find out, and she won she doesn't work with you. You think she's not going to find out when she does work with you?

Yeah. It's okay. I'm just mad again. Who are we going to, baby girl? What will I know? Anna and Linesseye. Anna. Hey, good morning.

Good morning, mamacita. To me, it's boundaries. Definitely his girlfriend knows. I can almost guarantee you that because we got that women intuition. That part. First of all, his boss, he needs another job, straight up, so we can help with that. You know, there's a lot of, you know, programs that help reentry. Yeah, like, oh, I love you.

You know your stuff. You're not going to take the excuse. You're not going to take the excuse. You know, that's just the truth, you know. And his boss, man, who is she? Because he's out of line, you know, like, the hungry for being broken. Like, what about her? Like, does she have a man?

that she, you know, that part. What about let's hit up HR. Let's go together to HR because it's inappropriate. I mean, if you're a boss, it's a sexual harassment. Like, what's out? Like, you know, you trained for that. And then what if it was the other way around? What if it was a guy doing it to a woman?

That's another difference. You know what I'm saying? Because she's a woman, it's okay. That's what I'm saying, the double standard. So I'm like, I'm mad at hell right now. I'm glad I, JG, too. Okay, I wish you because I can. Help him be like, hey, but I can't get another job.

Like, it's really hard, but you're right. Hey, there's programs for that. Yeah, but also like this. Call me because I can help you get up. But hey, what if I was your girl doing it? How would you like it? I love that, you know? Let's be realistic.

Like, would you like my boss by supervisor? You know, he's hands on myself. He's hugging up on me. Yep. He's asking me to hang out on the weekends. Should I do it, babe? I can't get another job, babe. Should I go?

Should I sit on his lap? You get what I'm saying? Oh. You guys, I love you. Anna! Anna! Anna! Who cares about Juju?

Okay? We don't, we hate him. Yeah, we hate him. Hey, how's it? It's not his fault. That's not the homie. You just got to look at the bigger picture. But for me, she needs to go to HR.

Yep. Because my boss ain't going to be hugging up on me like that. Or my man. Report that's Susia. Yeah. That's my whole other case. Yeah. Now she's going to go to jail.

Yeah. So it's like, come on, you know, you basically, you just don't shther you. Excuse me French. I know Susie was like, don't cuss. I'm like, I'm going to try not to. Okay, Anna, I love you so much. Let's just do a round of applause for Anna.

Rond of applause for Anna. She read her, him, them, her, everybody. She read us, all the warehouse workers. And then she's like, Susie told me not to cuss. Who's Susie? That's our new Susie. Shout out, Angie,

for the flame eating it. We had to change your name because they can have. to Engies. That was amazing. That was incredible. I know. Round of applause. The homie has been helped.

Oh, yeah. Get out of your friends. There's a lot of programs. What old HR. Brown bag. It's Brown Bag on Power 106. Number one for hip hop. Brown Bag.

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Do you? Talk to me. Man. So, I was going to tell you. What? What is it? Yesterday we were talking about hand-me-downs. Yes.

Off air. Not on air. Yesterday, off-air, we were talking about hand-me-downs. So I was like, let's talk about it, you know? Because I'm sure a lot of people have stories about weird things or things they've been handed down. How, when I was a teen mom, one of my, I got pregnant at 17, so my senior year of high school. And clearly, I was, like, not, I didn't work. Yeah.

and a counselor gave me the crib that she had. Oh, wow. She gave me the crib that she had for her children, and she passed it down to me. And I was like, oh, wow, like, that's so awesome. And I remember that I passed that down to one of my cousins afterwards. And I was like, yeah, is that a weird thing to hand me down, a crib, right? Yeah.

Because usually we hand me down, clothes and stuff like that. So I was just asking the crew, have you had anything that was a hand me down to you? And it could be from someone else. It doesn't have to be from your older sibling or things of that nature. Yeah, my family was like super poor when they were, they had me like my mom was 18, my dad was 19. So like from like a neighbor, they passed down a pink crib so I could sleep in. Shut up, Vick. Yeah, it was a pink.

You were Victoria when you were born? No, I just had a pink crib, okay? Pink is a neutral color. True it is, Cameron. Not in I need to though. Yeah. But yeah, they passed down a pink crib, but it was like, who cares? You know, at that point it was like, I rather have a place for my baby to sleep.

So I remember my parents always tell me that. Yeah, you slept in a pink crib. I'm like, why you tell me that? Like, you know? See, me, my dad handed down his 89 Honda Accord to her. Oh, maximum. He didn't hand it down to my brother. Actually, he sold it to my brother.

Ooh. My brother, to this day, it bothers him. But then my brother's like, you know, I'm going to hand it down to you, the Honda Accord. But when it got to me, it was like on the last dying days. The windows didn't go down. The radio was one of those you click on. Yeah. But it would always get stolen.

Oh. At that time, those cars were like the easiest cars to open. Of course. I don't know why. Right. Don't ask me. But you know why. And it would always overheat.

Oh. You know, it got me to point A to point B. Yep. And it built character. It builds so much character. I remember when I would go to the drive-thru, I would have to open the door. To, oh. Oh.

And then it was, yo. I'm sorry. Because I used to work at the drive-thru, and I used to see people like that and just be like, Oh my God. You should judge them. Yo. In the last summer time, it was so hot. I swear to God, it was like my own sauna when I would drive places.

I'd be like pouring sweat. I would bring up your shirts. The AC didn't work. The AC didn't work. And I'll never forget this. I would see the little meter of the heat going up. And I'm like, please light turn green. Please like turn green.

Please like turn green. And it's just going up and up. It's shaking. So I would turn the car off. And then I would turn it back on. Because it was bumper to bumper. When I turned it on, it exploded. And I mean like the hood popped up.

Yo, I'm in the middle of traffic. Yo, I did like the slide down my seat. And I felt like the want to get away commercial. It was like, want to get away? Now you can. Like, I was so embarrassed, but it built character. Right. It's not like you could leave or stay there.

You have to get out. I have to get out. I'm looking at me. I'm a young kid. We do have people on them that want to share their hand-me-downs. Who do we have it online? We have Jessica online five. Jessica, good morning, Jessica.

For my cinceniera, my grandma gave me a little bracelet that said, My Sikin'a Anno. And she told me she got it when she was a little girl and all that. And then as I grew up recently, my mom told me that she actually found that bracelet in a random dancer. Damn. Jessica. Wow. Jessica.

Oh my God. It's mine now, though. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Shout out to your abulita, though, by the way. What's her name? Gloria. Abolita Gloria.

Gloria. No, abelita Gloria. That means glory. Enganyosa. Irene, who else are you going to, Momacita, Linda? We have Wendy from Bloomington online one. Wendy, good morning, Wendy. So, mine is gross.

Don't judge because that was, like, 12, 13, 14-ish. So my sister's, like, seven years older than me, right? So she was, like, 1920. She was ball in. So she used to get her nails. then, like, you know, acrylic, like, some hard-d-d-d-d-nails, like really nice. Vives. So she would take care of them, and because she knew I would do this, she would take them off,

and then I would glue them on myself. You're so, my God, cute. I don't know much about nails, but is that unsanitary? It's very unsanitary. But it looks so fly, and she took care of them. She took care of them. She did. And they're acrylics.

They're not as easy to take. They come off crazy I have a question Yes girl When she goes to the restroom Does she wash her hands? She better Yeah

You don't know Contra to pop your belief You can do a lot with nails on But that makes it feel better now Because she is really Sanitary and super clean So I'm like Thank God

Okay What like what year was this Would you say? I can't tell you You have to tell me Because I already know the I know the trends of nails By decking

I know I'm picking duck nails I know Like 39 nails. Okay, I know what nails. You had the super curve nails. You had... Girl, sometimes they were.

Yes, they were like... Oh, my. Yes, baby, girl. They had little initials. The ones from Friday. Yeah, you don't even know the initials that your sister got it for, but there you were. Yes, girl.

They used to look new on me. Yeah, I loved it. You had the burgundy ones, too. I know the vibes. I swear that that's what in my head. All the broken ones. Yes. Oh, I love it.

And I know you would wear to school or wherever. Like, yeah, what's up? I would. I was like, heck, yes. And you know what's crazy? Those nails at that time, that's super curve. That's charms. It's probably like $25, $25 to $35.

I know. I wish, man. I wish. Right now, probably like upwards of $100. Yeah. And that's like shorter than whatever baby girl had. I'm never getting a girlfriend. Yeah.

Yeah, you are. Yeah, you are. You're not paper or stuff. Yeah, that's my gross story. I love it. I love it. Shout out you. You win, Mamasita.

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