Brown Bag Mornings - Best Of Brown Bag Mornings 12/27/23

Episode Date: December 27, 2023

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All right, check this out. We couldn't find babysitters for the week. They're at home too, so that means we're in bed right now. We hope you enjoy these moments from a while ago. Brownback mornings, I'm tired with O.6. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse?

Don't you know I'm local? Guys, be careful what you do in front of an L.A. Metro bus because you could get a ticket. Our metro buses are the new cop cars, it seems. They could soon be using AI cameras to automatically. issued tickets to cars parked in bus lanes. Okay, if they see you doing anything foul, bro, they have like this whole little technology that's like, do-d-d-d-d-d-do-d-do-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d.

Not in the right place? Scan everything. They have the power to give you a ticket? They might, if they start using this AI technology, which they kind of are seeing like, is it going to work, it's kind of like in beta stages with the actual L.A. metro lines, but yeah, crazy. That makes sense.

Because a lot of people do park, like, I mean, they don't park to stay there, but a lot of people, when they want to, like, hop out and do something really quick. They'll do it. You park in the bus lane, you're like, you look, it's not coming yet, and then you run inside. Wow, Maxie, when you just told on yourself.

I've never done that. In theory. In theory. But I think you also think it's not a cop car. It's not like, no one's really going to do anything to me. True. Let me just go in and now. And now the buses are like, yeah, right.

Why are you okay with it, Greg? Because on the front of a bus stop, on a bus stop, On a bus, I came with that. On a bus, there's bike racks. And people steal bikes all the time from these buses, because all it is is like a little hook. So they just run up to the bus, unhook it, and run with the bike.

So you would like this AI, like technology to be able to catch people. How are they going to catch? The person doesn't walk around with like a license plate. But probably the video of their face. Yeah. A lot of times they don't catch them. Yeah.

So many of my friends have got jacked. Sorry, buddy, but your bike is gone. Yeah. Greg, I'm with you. They're just saying. That to put you down because it's put down Greg Day. No, it's just a good idea, but it's just like, I feel like they identify people by the license plate. So it's like, boom.

My car got broken into war. You guys, if I go up to a metro bus and there's a camera on it and I steal the bike, they're catching my face. Yeah, but then it stops right there. No, now, boom, social media. Hey, does anyone see that? Like, it's literally how they catch every other crime. It's because they're trying to steal the bikes. That's why.

That's what they're trying to do. You don't have a bike stealing ring. But now it's going to be right in front of the bus. That sounds beautiful. It's, yeah. I got my car broken into by some of Vicks homies that he hasn't told me it. And then. But did you have a camera?

There was a camera there. No, on your hood? No, but there's a camera in, where I was parked. And then, like, the police had access to it. Now, imagine if the camera was on your hood. And you could see their face. You can only see, like, half of their face. Was in my hood.

You guys, that's how people get called at time. I don't know why they're thinking. But it's literally just like a little bike. People are going to see it and be like, oh, too bad. A little bike is. Those are my babies right there. Those are my bikes. When my car got broken into, there's cameras,

and the police had access to the cameras, and I lost, it was like $10,000 worth of stuff, and they didn't do anything, and they didn't find nobody. They're not going to go for a bike. Do you think they didn't find anyone? No. No. It happened to me to my uncle's truck all the time the tree-triming truck.

They've stole the gas, the ladder, the equipment, all that stuff, all caught in camera, and guess what? They do nothing. But do you have their face? Yes. Yeah. I don't know about that. I don't know that they're, I think, I get it.

I get what they're trying to say that it's like, it's cool. They're not a car. They can't tell who you are. Of course, they can't tell you who you are. But they do have you caught. I love the high hopes you guys have for our investigators. This is, you're walking up straight up to the bus. The front of the bus where there's a clear camera and your face.

What if somebody's wearing a shi-stee? What if they live? Of course that can happen. But what I will say, what I assume, what I'm assuming is that. that the people that are stealing the bikes, they don't know yet that there's AI technology or that there's this type of thing watching them. Yeah.

And so they're going to see people get caught. Yeah. I don't think no one's going to ever get caught of stealing a bike. Yeah, I mean, I hope they get caught, to be honest. Like, I'm rooting for that. I just don't, I think I just don't have that much faith in, like, them actually catching the people. I feel like people get caught all the time for things they do on camera.

Yeah. I feel like it's pretty simple for. I hope so. I don't know. I've seen people steal next to me. Yeah. But, like, my main concern is that, like, the traffic ticket stuff.

Yeah. Maybe not get caught in the moment. Angie, I know you're talking about because of the like the smashing grabs and stuff like that. But I've seen people get caught for that too. Like it happened.

But not all the time. I know not all the time, but that's life. Yeah. But would you rather, would you rather none at all or not all? Ah. I think like what happened at the,

for example, I go to the Americana lot. It happened at the Americana. There was just a bunch of cell phone footage. There was a bunch of security footage. They saw that people run. and they let them go in the moment, but they ended up catching those fools.

It took two weeks, three weeks, but they ended up catching them. But that's because that was a lot of merchandise. And there's cameras. There's cameras that got their faces. And they actually, and they saw who they were. Yeah, they saw who the people were, guys. All right, guys. You guys saw their faces.

You guys have good hopes. I like you. Yeah, and you're not going to ruin it either. That's great. That's great. You guys have to have it. Yeah. I think we're ahead of our time.

It's okay. You have a cop homie and Deirdre's my best friend. There you go. LAPD. Yeah, exactly. Brown bag. It's Brown's bag on Power 106. Number one for hip hop.

All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, online. We got you for the homie help line. Myra is so done with their in-laws. There's not the same girl, by the way.

You know, girls that want to be anonymous. These are anonymous, anonymous people that don't want to say with their chest. Okay, so she sent us a DM and she said, Hey, Brownback. So I kind of didn't want to do this. this since my boyfriend follows you guys, but oh well. We have been living with his parents for about six months, and recently we found a place to live with our newborn baby.

We gave his parents the news that we were moving out with enough time. Since it was the end of the month, we started moving stuff to our new place. His parents then started to manipulate us to stay an extra month. Meanwhile, his mom was telling the whole world she wanted us out and that her and her husband have helped us a lot. Oh my gosh. Wow. And she said a little backstory. My relationship with his mom is Rocky ever since she found out I was pregnant. She switched up on me. I'm not sure if I should just move out by myself with the baby and leave him here with his parents. I'm done letting his parents manipulate us into staying at their house. Dan, that's crazy. That is, because if you're moving stuff

into a new space, you got a new space. Yeah. Yeah. And it's hard to get space. Yeah. Like leasing all of that or whatever you did. Yeah. That's crazy. And I feel like more than likely the parents are being selfish because they don't want to be away from the baby. That's usually what happens. Yeah. Like they're attached to the baby already.

To the baby and they're like, oh, the parents. Yeah, that too. Oh. Oh, yeah. I thought the baby. It's because my mom keeps telling you she wants a baby. Yeah. But their son, the baby, it might be that they feel like they can help.

Right. Yeah. But then they talk smack about it. If this is their first baby, that's the part that upset. Like, I understand why. Because everyone needs help, especially, you know, they say it takes a village to raise a child. I wouldn't be anything without the help of our in-laws and my parents. Like, I see how much that they help with the boys, right?

And even when I was a teen mom, like, I saw how much I needed that village, right? I don't know how old baby girl is. But if this is their first kid and it's a newborn, like, I see the, hey, let me help, let me help. It does get, like, overbearing sometimes. Like, damn, let me be a parent, too. Exactly. But I think the biggest issue is that they want to help you, yet they're telling everybody that they can't wait to get rid of you and they can't get rid of you. Yeah.

That's where it gets very swagra-up. Oh my God, I helped them so much. And then it's just like, well, you don't want to hear that. Yeah. You don't want to hear that back. Irene, who we got on the line. We have Adreya from Walda on line 8. Okay, look, I am the Myra in the situation.

Oh. I've been on and off with my baby daddy for 13 years. years. Oh. And I'm just letting her know right now, our Slegrra is our biggest problem. In the whole relationship. In the whole relationship, I'm just saying it doesn't get easier. And even if she does speak up, they're going to take it the wrong way anyways.

So it will be better for her just to get the heck out now. Yeah. Wow. Do what you need to do, move out. Because trying to even patch things up is not going to, it's not going to work. It's not. It's not. It's okay to be thankful.

They can say, thank you for all the help, but I'm just saying that they need to start thinking about them now as a family because they're going to have not priority anymore. Sorry, not sorry. That part. No, I feel you because even, how do you feel about like the sweater going off and being like, oh yeah, I can't get rid of them but then telling them, hey, please stay. You know, that's the problem though, right? Because then that's why everybody starts to look at, you know, like Myra, like she's the problem. They look exactly. Yeah.

You know, and it's like, that's not fair. That's not fair. Give them a chance to have their own little. family before you know you start doing this because I'm just saying like I said 13 years later me we might go ahead love one day oh what's her name color up come her out hey don't do that because I will yeah no no it's like once you know they're gossip folk you can't ever think you're gonna change them your swagra is much older than you can't teach it talking to tricks all

that stuff and you just got to understand like whatever happens they're gonna twist it So just walk around all twisted. Walk around, Chuega. Or like he's wet. I'm twisted. That's a great song, by the way. All right. All right.

Oh, man. We have Denise from Covita on Line 4. I am the Myra. I am the Myra. Oh, Mara is all of you. Oh, my God. I've experienced it with my, I lived with my sister-in-law, but my sister-in-law, but my my slugra was just a little petty, and she just kind of teamed up with my sister-in-law.

And I came into this because the, and I came into this. because the relationship that I was, that when my boyfriend now, still, when we started, they, everything happened so fast. Like, everything happened so fast between him and I, I got pregnant really fast. Yeah. And it was just kind of like, when I got there, I had my baby and I was at my babies. We were, like, in a studio for, like, a year. And my boyfriend thought, you know, it was going to be a good idea that we left to his sister

because we were going to save money to buy a house. And we did that. We paid half of her rent. And it was like they put us in the back. Like it had no installation, nothing. And I did not last there for not even three months. It was evil to me. Like evil, evil.

And they literally talked so much about me. Like they belittled me so much. And then when you would talk to my boyfriend about it, it was like that, it was like that scenario. Like it was like he was put in the middle and he didn't really know what to do. Yeah, because that's his mom. It's a tough situation. Like, it's a really tough situation, but overall, that girl needs to leave. Yeah.

And she needs to put her boundaries because if not, not only is her husband is not going to give her respect because she didn't put her boundaries, the family's not going to give her the respect. The Swagga is a situation, baby girl. And, like, my advice isn't going to be the suckiest advice, but it's like, get a new Swagra. Because my first Swagra, you guys, like, I was just afraid of her. Like, she was so mean. She was gossipy. It was horrible. It was overbearing.

It was judgmental. I was verbally abused not just by my ex, but by his mom. Thank goodness. I was able to get out of that because my swaggerer now couldn't be. Like when we talk about swagasas, I feel bad because she's so good. Like she stands up for me. And I was like, wow, I never had a sweater to do that. Like, she's very, but she's also like super like woman vibes and like,

swagana number two is always so much better than the swag number one. And I don't know if I'm a lot. alone on that. That's the word. But that's my advice. I just feel like, I don't know. I don't know if it's good advice. But I mean, we got advice on the Instagrams, right?

Well, somebody had asked, is Lettie going to be that Swagra in the future? Will she change the game for Swagra? You're damn right. I'm already judging the girl whoever is over my bad or is. True. If I went through Wuba Kemp, you're going to have to go through Wollett. Oh, a 10 Hut. Well, yes.

A 10 Hut. Hey. Power 106's Brownback Mornings. Myra, move out. Move out. Move. Brown bag. It's Brown Bag on Power 1L6.

Number one for hip hop The best of brown bag mornings Or Power 106 LA's number one for hip hop Chadat's hard guy Feli fell on air every day in the afternoons Catch him from 37

and he was talking to Leslie from the beat and he was talking to Dacia who were on air with him What's something that you were raised off with your parents and then now you do it yourself Oh my God

You know what it is It's waiting last minute to buy gifts So my dad My dad Your dad. Oh, he's the worst. And I got it.

Like, it rubbed off on me. I got it. I'm like, how did this happen? But literally, let's say there's like a child's party, right? And he'll go 30 minutes before the party. He'll go to the mall. Yeah, to go to the mall. And he's like, oh, like, we can go to the party.

Oh, I'm just go to the mall real quick. And I'm like, the anxiety. I'm like, what if they don't have what you want? We'll figure it out, you know? And he'll always do that. And they've totally rubbed off on me. I was going to say the one about my mom, how she would always overpromise stuff and then never under deliver.

and then I kind of do that sometimes now, but I don't want to get into it. I'll catch myself doing that to the boys. Like, I promise I'm going to take them somewhere. Low-key-K-K-K-K-K-Ki-Ki-L, like they really want to go to Mario World. I've promised them for a long. I need to take them to freaking Mario World. I have this thing where when I cook or anything in the kitchen,

I put it back right away. So, like, if I use salt, yeah, I'll put it back right away or pasta or whatever, and everyone out of the house doesn't do it, and it dries me. I'm like, it takes two seconds. You just close the juice, put it in a fridge. Then you sound exactly like your parents. You sound like a mom right now. How you can drink your juice in peace?

You don't got to worry about cleaning later. Who does that? No, that's my mom exactly like that. And I get it. It bugs me so much. So sometimes I'll do it and I'll just do it like and I'll be a little loud on purpose. Like close the cabinet. Make extra noise on the plastic and the juice.

Like, you know. What is like your, what does wifey say when you act like that? She's like, you know, I can look at your mom. She'll be like, stop being Rosie. Wow. That's your mom's name, Rosie? Yeah, mom's rosy. Okay, what's something that you were raised with that now you kind of partake,

like you just find yourself to me. Yeah, doing it. For me, it has to be like not wasting napkins. My mom was always like, she had five kids, right? And so for her was always like, they never, she would always say like, no me them don't give them to me. Right. Don't be wasting napkins.

Don't be using a napkin just to wipe your mouth and just throw it to a trash. Use it to like, you know how the bounty commercial has it that you use it? You reuse it? My mom. I love her. That's me. I love her. That's good.

Because I'll feel bad, lokey, like when they give you, when they give you napkins and you don't use them. I'm like, I can't throw these napkins away. I have to do, I have to give them. Yeah. Leave in the car like in the kitchen. But I feel literally a pain in like shit. If I throw them away. Yeah, same.

So that's been with me. Well, that was really different. Thanks, Mom. Who do we got on the line I read? We have Angie from Northridge on line one. Angie. Angie. Me.

Yeah, see you. Hi. Back in the day when I was little, my mom used to always be like, When I'm me moira. Oh, yeah. Oh, my gosh. That's all I do with my kids now. Yeah.

Let's see how you handle it once I'm gone. Yeah. Yeah. Every time they don't want to give me a hug now because now they're a little older. You know, my oldest is 11 and my youngest is 10. So now they don't want to give me a hug when they go to school in front of all the friends. And I'll be like, when you're going to regret this. So extreme.

Why don't have to be so extreme? But it's true. My mom means right. When I die. Yeah. Yeah. But it's like you're dropping me off at school. Why do you got to go to death?

Yeah. Yeah. It's a hug. But they're going to do it too. We just got to pass that on. Come on. Yeah, yeah. Irene, who else are going to?

We have Raina from Watts Online. Come on. Raina. Okay, what I was 12 years old, when I was growing up with a family of seven, we never had a carpet cleaner, and since it was all of us having chores right, so my mom had everybody doing something around the house. My choice was cleaning the carpet. we had carpet all the way through upstairs

downstairs. And I used to do the carpet in the living room. She used to say get a mop, get some stuff, get a bucket, stuff through water, and ring the mop all real good and mop the carpet. And then once we get the carpet, it? I'm crazy, Raina. What, mopped the living room carpet

and then get some clear water and then go over it and then open up the windows and get the fan and it looked like somebody came to him with a shampoo. And right today now, I'm 58. I still do the bad thing. I've been in my apartment for four years. I never caught a carpet cleaner. I'm always mop in my carpet.

Oh, you're going to get that long of carpet. Right now, I'm going to try that because low-key carpet cleaning is expensive and you haven't got your whole house? Yeah, yeah, but I don't do it at one day. See, I'm always, once I leave my room, I'm in the room. Now, listen to Powell, what I'm okay? Irene, who else we got?

We have 40 from East L.A. 40. 40. Let's go. One thing that I've been doing since I left home is anytime we eat spaghetti, for some reason I make my girl clean out the spaghetti

can the spaghetti sauce. Oh, like wash it out? Because you got to save it for the salsa. Oh, yeah. Upro where you could double as like a flower vase. Yeah. A cup. No, no, no, no.

Strictly for the salsa. Oh, for you. We have Juan from Long Beach online too. Juan, good morning, Juan. My and my lady are trying to save her money to go to trips. But every now and then she was like, let's go here. And I have to hit her with the famous one. Oh, we have Acomida in La Caz.

Yes. You really tell her that? There's food at home? You know, sometimes, like, but when we have special occasions, something we're planning to look forward to, you know, I got to save, you know, it's better to stuff that money away on the side. I like that. But we want to go somewhere tropical, too.

They can be their backyard. That's tropical life. Yeah, come on, yeah. They're sunny. They're sand at home, fool. I hope she uses it. They're standing at home in the backyard. I like his style.

They're like, his girls like, oh, let's go to McDonald's. No, we're saving for a house. Yeah. It's so dramatic. But I'll go to Vegas. Yeah, exactly. No, there's gambles at home. Brown bag.

It's brown bag on Power 106. Number one for hip hop. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got you for the homie help line. Brenda needs our help.

Brenda. Okay, all right, so look, she sent us a DM. Wait, we weren't supposed to say her name. Oh, well, maybe that's... This story's going to get worse for you. Maybe it's not her real name. No, because when it's not the real name, we say Myra. You guys suck already

It was the guys My bad Yeah BRIre Brenda Sorry Brenda Stop saying her name It's out in the open All right now

Victor apologizes to Brenda Right now Okay Okay look She DMed us and said I'm so shy about sending this But I really don't know what to do I'm dating a new guy

And we've been seeing each other For a few months We met at a show in L.A. And connected Because we both love music How we all? Things are getting serious with us and he just planned a concert date night.

I'm big on honesty and we've opened up to each other about everything. But for our date, he just got us tickets to see an artist that I can't name. He loves this artist's music and so do I. The problem is I dated this artist. Oh my. And that's why we weren't supposed to say her name, you guys. And now we know it's Brenda. Oh, my gosh.

She said, I feel terrible going and not. telling him I don't want him to find out and I can't imagine if this artist sees me and makes things awkward. Oh wow. Hey come on stage. Hey, Brenda! Hey, Brenda! This is I wrote to talk about her.

It's freak nasty. That's right there. That's my inspiration. She hung with this song. Yeah. But we have advice on the line. Yes, we do. We're going to, Tyreene.

We're going to Sophia from Willen Hills on line two. Good morning, Sophia. I'm looking at who's in concert coming up. Is it Beyonce? 53. Mom and Ian has their concert on Saturday. Which one is, is Jaystone? And she doesn't know she should tell her man, her new man, like she's been with this artist.

What do you say? I would not tell him because it's only going to bring up problems. And I had a similar situation. Oh, sorry. They weren't famous, but so what happened was I would go with my man and our friends every week to this bar and one day we pull up and I go in the bar and my ex is the new bartender. And I was like, oh my God, do I say something? Do I tell him?

He gets kind of jealous too and I'm like, oh God, I didn't say anything the first time we saw him. I'm so glad I didn't say anything because after that I guess he was just training but that wasn't even his like day to be bartender. So you never saw him again. And so, like, it would have just been a problem for the reason. Yeah, and you couldn't go to that bar anymore. Then he's always going to say something.

Did you see any interaction between your dude and the bartender? Like, did that bartender make your dude a drink? So, actually, it's like a bowling alley with a bar in it. Got it. So I... Lucky struck. So, like, he went into the bar and I just went back to the alley. So I didn't...

Oh, you didn't see. He did interact with him, but I wasn't, like, there watching it unfold. Oh. That's good. crazy. That's great advice. And it's coming from someone that has experience in it. I get what she's saying. Like, you're only going to see being that

concert one time and you're going to need, yeah, there are going to bump throughout the throughout like the car and everything. But who cares? All right. Irene, who else we got? We have Anthony from Whittier on line one. Anthony. Let's a big butt. If it's Tiger or YG, don't do it. Summer hits every year. And it's like,

nah, come on, not make it nasty, man. You know? Oh, did they put it up? Also, they're ratchet with their songs. They're bangers and you like their songs and now you can't like their songs the same. They really are bangers. Yeah. That your girl kind of had a thing with.

Jay Cole. Okay. What about Blueface? Nah. Tiana, who's cute though? He was like, Jay Cole, they probably just had a conversation. Yeah. They probably said, he's my favorite rapper.

You know, he's my favorite rapper, so I respect them. Oh, my. That's crazy. Irene, there's more. Yep. We have April from Watts on line three. April. Good morning, April.

If the relationship lasted less than a month, I wouldn't even mention anything because that wasn't a real relationship, you know? She should just enjoy the show. Enjoy the show. So they just didn't happen. So you're saying less than a month, it gets erased. Yeah. Yeah, because how many girls didn't that person already be with?

True. But you know what I was thinking? If you wanted to be forever, don't say it. There's just some things like what, there's some things you're going to take to the grave from your no matter what. Who else we got baby girl? Luis Correa on Instagram says,

I wouldn't care to be honest. My only question would be if he could get us free tickets. Oh, my gosh. But that's a good sport, Loki. No, that's a liar. High key. Guys care. We have Frankie from Chicago online for sure.

Frankie. Frankie. Tell him because here's what's going to happen. That's a fight wouldn't happen. She's going to go to the concert. She's going to be weird. If the guy is smart, he's going to pick up cute. He's going to catch on.

Right? So he's going to be like, Hey, hey, you're not, what's going on? You know, oh, nothing, nah, something's up, something. And then he's going to keep denying it. And it just eventually will come out. Sour. And that will create the problem.

I think if she's honest, flat out, I mean, we all have a pass. You all have skeletons in our closet. Yeah. So on this situation, you know, you kind of have to be honest because it puts him in a bad position. I mean, some guys, you know, don't care. I mean, I have a pass, right? We all have a pass. Right.

It wasn't even serious. Hey, just so, you know, like, we're on our way to see YG, yes. He's been left and right all up in this, but I'm with you right now. It wasn't even serious. I'm with you right now. Oh, my God. What's the you turn. Now.

We're going bowling. Brown Bag. It's Brown Bag on Power 106. Number one for hip hop. You've selected Best of Brown Bag mornings. Power 106. LA's number one for hip hop. Power 106.

LA's number one for hip hop. Good morning. Good morning. We got our Thiel, Don. Donnell Roll. Darlings in here. Donnell Rawlings. Flying high, you know how I feel.

Bro, you came in in your best pumpkin spice attire. I love this shirt. I don't know if that's a diss or not. It's not. Pumpkin spice is in right now. I know, and then sometimes I dabble with white chicks, so pumpkin spice is definitely it.

Yeah. And I'm in pumping spice, too. Fives. All right, you are headlining this weekend. What was that? Oh, that probably was a little bit. Give them the horn. You pot.

God, you are the radio. I'm sorry. Bill on the horn. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Kick them out. You've been in Spanish household. You're a baby mom was Elvie.

I've been in Spanish. So you know there's, you know, there's rules to each house. You know what a little saudorian girls, papusa. I love it. I love it. You like their papusa. But you know that there's rules to each house, right? Right.

And in our house, in our house, you can't have your phone on or else you get Fuera. You know what Fuera means in Spanish? All right. If nobody here care about their kids or anything, just let me turn it off. Also, if you break your arm in school, I got to listen to these Latino movies. Cajate, whoa. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah, yeah.

When that accent comes out, I'm like, okay. I'm sorry. Si, signora. Look, Irvine Improv this weekend, September 29th through October 1st. It's going to be a great time. I can't, I still haven't seen you life. You haven't seen me live? No, okay.

Haven't. This is the disrespect that I get. I promote my shows everywhere I go. And then everybody's in the studio like, oh, man, he's funny. Oh, man. We love him. Are you going? I can't show up.

We're going. You're doing yourself. I'm telling you, you and I already got great energy. Yeah, you're incredible. You're doing yourself a disservice to the comedy community if you don't see Donnell Rawlins' life. I follow you and you had posted baby mama. I think it was either Mother's Day or her birthday. Yeah.

Yeah, I posted her. And I was like, dang, she's fine, fine. No wonder. Because she's Salvadorian. But why are you guys not together? Ew. You know, is this so funny? This is how nice you are.

You got a lovely smile and everything. And that was a crazy-ass question. I was saying, like, what's great on with it? That's why we're together. What happened? I think life happens. You know, sometimes when we started dating, we were dating for a very short period of time

before we had Austin. The time where we were still getting to know each other is when you had the baby. To me, her being pregnant was almost like me being married. Yeah. You know, when I said to myself, oh, I'm going to be with this person for the rest of my life. Yeah.

And I even talk about in my set about co-parenting, right? The tough part for me with co-parenting was I never thought I wouldn't be with the woman that I had a kid with. I thought that was automatic. That was automatic. You know? But I think that we were just learning each other. We had a kid.

And then we just... The honeymoon wears off. It just didn't work out. You don't have anything... I think it's unfortunate, you know? But I don't have anything bad to say about her. I love that, though. And that's why it's so amicable.

But first off, it didn't start off like this. Oh, I know. And I talk about as a co-prudence. Like, I'm deep into it now, right? But you tell, oh, you love it. I did love it. I was like, I gave me this coffee!

It went at this point, and I know this is, I'm not the only person. It doesn't start off like this, especially when you still have emotional connection with somebody. You're wondering why it didn't happen. It could weigh on the kid, too,

because you guys are so caught up, and y'all are beasts or the things that didn't make a reason why you didn't work out, that, you know, the kid gets the brunt of it. He sees everything, because you're his favorite person and she's his favorite person.

So he just seen the dysfunction. And it took a while, but we had a point where communication is good, we both understand. But I'm going to tell you, here's the key. The real key.

What's the real key? To co-parenting and the breakup. And for everybody to be happy, both people have to find somebody else. You know, I'm telling you, you, no, no, no.

Before they find some else, they got time to always mention, oh, I don't feel comfortable with this. That doesn't make me feel like that. But let them find a new dude like this. So when are you going to come to get him? I need this weak enough. Yes.

Why you get that? Because. That's where everything changes. That's where everything changes. But when you stuck in that, like, you know, when you stuck in that, you have time to be petty. You have time to worry about what they're doing. Go back and forth. Or when other people find that happen elsewhere, then you come back to the table and it works out.

Yeah. Because I'm a sucker as an older day. I'm a sucker. This dude that has me saying, aw. Aw. I can't be in no gang talk about aw-aw

and today I was taking a school and I was like awesome put your phone there he was like what I was like I haven't asked you this question in a while I was like what do you want to be

he said I want to be a comedian or entertainer wow and I had very mixed feelings when he asked me that question part of me was like no you don't right

but then I always ask in part too and I was like what made you Why do you want to do that? He said, because you inspire me. Oh, my God. I would have just started crying.

I didn't cry. I was like, oh. I love that he has you to look up to. He has moms to look up to. They're already, on that dynamic alone, so much content for him specifically, you know? So much in that in that household. Like, man, my dad used to come over here. He used to rush me to school.

But that's why I'm getting all the stories about his mom. So when he started coming back at me, I'm like, you ain't see that special? Yeah. He told you jokes in school. I told my jokes on Netflix. Damn! I love you, Donnell. And also, Donnell Rylings at the Irvine Improft.

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You know how like we had that live show for the podcast and I turned up a lot. And once I saw Priya's popi, I turned up again. And I was playing dead. Mm-hmm. Yes. Guess who also does that? Who? Who?

Ms. Barbie. Margo Robert. What do you mean? So she revealed that she used to have a babysitter that she really, really liked. Her name was Talia, and she was like 16 years old, right? And she thought she was really cool, best babysitter ever. And then she gets a new babysitter that she's a lot older now. And she's like, this babysitter, she's like, she's cranky, she's older.

She's telling me to shower. And I don't like her. Like, I want my old babysitter back. She said, me the shower's crazy. She was like, so I faked my own death. I played death. And listen, she explained it all. She was very cranky, and I thought, I'm going to show you.

And so I got a big kitchen knife and the ketchup. And I laid out naked on the tiles, covered myself in ketchup and put the kitchen knife. And I waited for like 45 minutes for her to find me. But it was worth the wait. All right, she played dead to her. She plays dead. And I'm like, oh, my God. She did a prank on her babysitter.

She did. She played dead. I'm not going to lie, one time, I was in my room, and I remember I had a little banquito, and I was watching TV, and I kind of like fell back. And then I'm like, I'm just going to lay here and pretend I'm dead, and wait for somebody to find him. And I think I was eating a hot dog or something because I spread the ketchup. And I waited, and I waited, and nobody came. I was like, all right, I'm not going to play dead anymore. I guess I'll just get up and clean this ketchup.

Yeah. You've never done that where you, like, try to play a prank on someone, and you're waiting for, like, the review on that. they don't come in. Oh, when you hide too good and like hide and see? They don't find you? Hello.

Yeah. You're gonna hide me? No. I know all of us do the fake drowning in the pool where you just float. Oh, yeah. Wow.

Wow. Does anybody care? Yeah. Anyone gonna come to my rescue? Just to see if they care. Yeah. Yeah. That reminded me of the time

that I got my babysitter fired. You got her fired? Because you didn't like her or what? Yeah. I didn't like her. She put me in the dryer. Oh my God And then so

I was like a castigo Like a punishment Well to be fair Like I crawled in the dryer Like I just was like a curious like four year old And I was just like oh what's it like in here And then she closed it And then I panicked like for like a split second

But then like when my mom got home I was like she put me in the dryer You set her up I kind of set her up But like she closed it on me But I was just like why did you do that And then her food was bad And she kind of stunk so it all worked out

Wait how long were you in the dry for. It was like a second. She probably was playing with him. Yes. You know, he did lie. Because she didn't put you in there.

You put you in there. Yeah. She closed a latch playing with you. Yeah. But you told your mom that she put you in there. But that's, I hate you as a child. That's a good story though, right?

It's a great story. Imagine like your kid was like, dude, the baby said put me in the dryer and close the door? Yeah, that's called a false accusation. Yeah. She probably air dries your clothes down from trauma. Wow. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. explains a lot. Yeah, she got, she got fired and, you know, it all worked out for the best. I did the same thing. I used to crawl inside the dryers just for funcies, and I would try to, like, make it run, like a little answer. But I didn't get my babysitter in trouble. She didn't care.

It was my Tia. My Tia didn't care. Yeah. And then you can't fire your Tia. Yeah, you can't. No, but I remember I would tell my mom, I'm like, I don't want her as a babysitter. Like, she doesn't feed me, mom. Like, I'll be so hungry and she won't feed me.

And I was, like, probably, like, in kinder. Instead, I got the key from my mom's house from the apartment. And instead of going to my tias, I would just go home by myself. Oh, Angie. Sorry. You could have, like, yeah. Child and dangerous. Is that the same Tia that let you get robbed?

Yeah. Oh, when she was little and snatched her sister's chain. Yeah. Same Tia, same Tia that would hide the toilet paper from me because she said that I would play around with it a lot. Damn, you're your Tia now. Yeah. Oh. And she hides her toilet paper from her people in her house.

I do. Damn. But I didn't get my Tia fire, like you said, like I couldn't, you can't fire your Tia as your babysitter. It's probably free for. You could have tried. No, my mom would pay your, oh, okay. Wow. No, but did you guys ever try to get your babysitters fire?

Besides me and Vic, no one else had, like, babysitter stories. I loved my babysitters. My brother was my babysitter. No way. Was he nice? He's like a few years older than you. A few power bombs and choke slams. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, but that's right. Raised me right. Yeah, but that's funny. Stone Cold stunners. Oh, yeah. All you other liars, what you did, your sins are children

to your babysitters that got them fired. We want to hear about him. Right now we have Frank from S.D., good morning. Frank. Man, we're like 12 years old and my sister's like 14 years old.

My mom hired a babysitter. She was a little older than us. We were telling my mom, hey, this girl, she's not cutting it. So I told my sisters, you know what? Get about.

Hit me. I would always walk around without a shirt. I told me. I told me. It would leave me marks, Marks for days. And my mom was like,

what says me, what says me, in Spanish, I said a bad word, you know, me, pego la I, my shit.

I was, mom, you don't listen to us and I told my sister later next day. Do it again. Do it again. We would do it again.

It took us two weeks to find that. How many times did you get hit for this? Maybe three to four times. Oh my God. Dike. The only way that you, We got her to get fired. What was wrong with her?

Like, what did she do so bad? Her attitude. Her attitude. Her attitude. She wouldn't have to do anything. You know what I mean? I'm a little chunky boy, but I'm begging. I was always hungry.

And she went out with my mom. Hey, she's not feeding us. No, no. Your own fat will eat off your own fat on it. Come on, Mom. Yo, he hated her so much. He sacrificed his own fat belly. His own body.

Hit me. He's like, just hit me. do it again. I'm not. And he was a little kid that cussed a lot. The worst he was telling his mom. Wow. Brown bag.

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All right, look, so Patrick needs help. Okay, so Patrick DMed us and said, my daughter came home from school yesterday and is upset with her boyfriend. This year they're going to go to different schools and he promised her that he would meet her after school to walk her home. Well, he didn't show and now she's hurt. I know this is just puppy love, but to her, it's so serious and it's breaking her heart, which breaks my heart. Should I break his legs? No, no.

It says, should I let her puppy love drama play out or should I step in? Oh, my gosh. I never want to be in this position. If they're going away like this, just your first day of school, I was probably thinking of you the whole day to tell you about my day. To tell you, oh, guess what about this teacher? Yeah, yeah, who's still doing what or whatever, who went to the school, where you went to.

And then you didn't show up. So that means I waited. Oh, that's so sad. Because I waited. On the first day. That means I probably told people, hey, yeah, my man's coming out of their school. Because it's always cool when you're like, man over school and he's like, he's going to pull up. Yeah.

Damn. So you go home and you're sad. Sad, all sad vibes. Playing Kid Cody in the room. It could be foreshadowing to like this might not, this distance is probably going to, you know, pull them apart. Yeah, and I think him understanding, like, this is just the first of many incidents that this is going to happen. You got to let it play out, though. We can't keep them from that.

Like, it's life experience. Yeah, builds character. Builds a lot of character. Oh, my God. And then step in like, what? What are you going to do? Because I know what a dad step in. Step up as me.

What is it? He's not worth him. Mija, just break up with him that say you don't even need a date. You don't even date till you 18. It's puppy love. Yeah.

It doesn't even matter. It's puppy love. To a kid. They're like, what do you mean? Oh. The dad stepping in is, you want I to break his legs?

Oh, my gosh. How do you deal with kids in relationships? Like your kids. It's really difficult. You're Emmy's middle school age. For sure. How would you deal if she's like, dad? I'm crying.

Funny enough, like yesterday I was like, look, you see all these kids. She's in sixth grade. Like you see eighth graders, you see the makeup, you see they got boyfriend, you see how they dress. Try not to be like any of them. You're so dumb. I thought we were going somewhere else. Yeah.

You see all the nice things. You see the relationships. Everything you're explaining sounds like cool for her. Yeah, exactly. You see how they're wearing makeup? You see how they have boyfriends? You see how they're like just looking happy? Just don't do that.

You stay away from that. Just be dad's little soccer girl. Your advice. Nice advice, Maximo. It was like going somewhere and then it just went left. This is my Patrick Niesel. No, literally. It's tricky.

It's so tricky. Yesterday was Lil Vick's first day of school, too. So he got a class with his crush. So he was excited. He's like, ooh, dad, Astrid's in my class. And I was like, oh, that's cool. He's like, yeah, but I think another girl likes me. And then I was just like, well, which one do you like more?

You know? And then he was like, well, the new girl, not really my vibe. He's like, but yeah, I still like Astrid. I'm like, okay, cool. Just be nice to everybody because you never know. That's my, that's the, as far as my advice goes, he's in fourth grade. But it's coming, you know, all this stuff. Why not both? I know you, Vague.

I know you. I know you. I see it. Keep your options open, man. Yeah, Ali, please step in. Please do not let Dad give that advice. Okay, how do you give advice to kids that are going through their puppy love stages? You have kids that are in high school, in middle school,

they're going through these things, these changes. Don't just say don't do that. That doesn't work, you guys. I know. Do you let the puppy love, the puppy drama, the high school drama play out, or do you step in? And what do you say when you step in as a parent? Already they hate our advice.

Dude, you fight with dad every other day. Why would I listen to you? But we got people on the line that hopefully have help because we don't. Who are we going to, Irene? We have Sam from Whittier on line one. Sam. As a parent, I think. think we got to feel that pain with them.

We were once them. We once thought that was real. We got to experience that with them, but also teach them along the way that there's going to be a next one. A long time ago when I was a teenager, this happened to a girlfriend of mine. My mom steps in and pretty much broke it down to her. Miha, do you like cookies? Yes.

Do you like ice cream? Yes. Do you like only chocolate chick cookies? No. Do you like sugar cookies? Yes. So on and so forth. Do you like different safer cookies, yes?

Yes. So why are you going to stick just to go and make friends with everybody? You never know. that's going to throw at you to me to just enjoy it. Hold on. She said, gave everyone your cookie,

get all your cookies. I don't know if I like this. I don't know if I like this. No, she has to try the cookie. Like all the cookies? Yes, get an assorted.

You like some personality. Miha, guys are like cookies. Some have oatmeal chocolate chip, but some it's actually raisin and you get disappointed when you bite it. Meha. I love it.

I love this analogy. I'm going to start using it. Good. As you should. Okay, Irene, who else we got? We have Viviana from L.A. Online 9. Oh, Viviana. I will tell them to acknowledge his daughter's feelings.

I think that we all have to go back and understand that even if it's not real and we don't think it'll last. It's still their feelings and their big feelings that they go through. It's such a tough state for kids and we have to help them, like, maneuver them. But I do think that we have to set boundaries, not just let them go and do as they please and be so flexible with them. Yeah. Because you've got a thing, too, Viviana. so how long am I going to let my daughter wait for her boyfriend outside of school and him not show up and her come back and be listening to like the saddest music ever in her room and then not want to eat her food and then not do her bed yeah I think it's important for him as a man to tell her like you know like show her and the mom too like respect yourself like things like this happen is this the type of boyfriend you want is this what you expect are you okay with that she's going to say no and she'll move on yeah she's but mom Mommy's cute.

You got to step in in a nice way. Yeah. Step in as a dad, Concehala, give her advice and just tell her like, I was a young kid one time. Just kind of give her that perspective, but don't tell her that it doesn't mean anything

that it's just for right now. Like, don't give her those things. Give her perspective, but don't say this is going to be over. You're going to, like, don't do that. I think you got to game her up a little and tell her, look, all us men are dogs, Miha. Like you just, it happens, you know, but don't get hung up on this one, like many more will come.

And that's it. Let her know, like even if it doesn't work out, it's not the end of the world. Yeah, right. There we go. All right. Well, shout it to you, Patrick. Brown bag. It's Brown Bag on Power 106.

Number one for hip hop. Scrolling with the homies. So, Lettie, I want to ask you, when's the last time you quit your job? Chee. The last radio station? The last radio station. Yeah, 2017. Did you leave just like, screw this place I'm out

Or did you leave in a creative way? Creative way? Was it a creative way? Then we think, no, I had a meeting and I was like, hey, can you please pay me what I'm with? And they're like, no, you should just be, I have to be here. And I'm like, all right, well, I guess I gotta go. Wow. All righty then.

Undervalued, underpaid, underpaid, all that. Why are you supposed to put like your two-week notice and all that stuff? That's like formal. Oh, I didn't know that? I did it a creative way. I just didn't show up. That's not crazy. They usually do their work for me.

Exactly. I've done that once. I had to almost pick up human poop once and I quit right then in there. No way. Yep. But anyways, this one employee decided to have a whole exit performance as his resignation. Resignation. Resignation.

Listen to this. I hate quitting the job. I let him know you about to quit. Right. My. He's hitting on the heartbe too. Yeah. What type of place was it?

Food. It was a food industry. It was a food industry. Yeah, it was a food industry. Wow. His height man is hard too. He don't want to work here a lot. Somebody come cover his shift. In the background, I'm like, hey, hey.

Why don't think of ladies at? That's tight. My cook's in the back. Yeah. Yo, his vocals are on fire. I don't really want to work here. It's stuck in my head all day now. Yeah.

Can't say that, Greg. I'm not going to say it in the hallways, because they're back, all right, bye. Yeah. I just want to know why the street team is making you pick a poop. It wasn't. That's crazy. Right?

We got to have a conversation. Yeah. It's my old job. That's what happened there. Yeah, that's your old job too. Brown bag. It's brown bag on Power 106. Number one for hip hop.

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The homie Christian Need some help Christian Sent us a DM And said Brownbag Let me tell you My situation

In a nutshell I'm ready to propose To my girl But no one else In my life thinks I should Damn We've been together

For six months And my homies My mom And my sisters Tell me it's all too soon And me And Angie And let me

I don't know Yeah I don't know Yeah I got pregnant Like a month After All right

All right I can be mad Hold on He says She's just so fine Though brown bag Oh my God Jesus Christ

Said and she cooks And she makes me laugh My mom wants me to wait a year Because I'm 25 But I think everyone's just hating Because my girl's hot And she's 32 Oh

She's ready to sail down in Yeah I'm younger But I know what I want And I want Drea as my wife Oh Drea Is it Drea your friend? That's dear Drey

Oh, my bad. Wow. I can put a face in your other best. I'm not. That's like the boyfriend thing. Oh, oh, oh. What's his name again? I'm not.

I'm not starting drama. Stop it. Day. I'm not by you, my son. Oh, wait, let me finish. Let's finish our story. That's your good story. Okay.

She said, Arsai, he said, I legit have never felt like this for anyone. My biggest issue is my mom said she won't go to my wedding if I do decide to propose. Oh. She says she doesn't hate Dreya, but just doesn't want me to rush this man. marriage because marriage is sacred.

Wow. What should I do? Can't imagine not having her there. I don't know. He's just in such a rush. Yeah. I just, I don't know what I'm saying. I'm someone that rushed.

So I can't judge. Oh, I didn't even think about that. I can't judge. Didn't even think about that. We have advice on the line, right, Irene? Yeah, we have Kevin from Whittier on line one. Kevin. Kevin.

I agree with the family. I would say that, you know, he shouldn't rush. that, you know, he should just take his time on it. And if he truly, really loves this girl and, you know, wants to be with the rest of his life, then I say he should move in with her because, you know, you obviously don't know somebody. I'm saying you're moving in with them, yeah. Yep. I like that.

What if we're looking at it all wrong? What if he knows he, she'd leave him? He's like, dude, she has everything. I got a trap, bro. I got to lock her down. Oh, I see. Before, like, before all of that goes that, like, before she gets out of the honeymoon stage. Oh, before she wakes up.

He's doing a lot of what she does for him. What do you do for her? Yeah. Do you make her laugh? Yeah. He probably thinks he's like, dude, I can't mess this up. I'm holding on by a thread. Yeah.

Gotta give her a ring. I got a girl that likes me. Yeah. She could cook. She's funny. Don't want to mess us up. He's the loser. Yeah.

Well, not loser. What would spark him to even want to get married to her crazy? Besides the macaroni she makes. Who else is going to Irene? We have a net from L.A. on line six. All, Annette, good morning, Annette. I think he should take a slow, too, because I came across something recently called love bombing, which they say that.

And it'll be later to do that. Talking about the honeymoon stage. Somebody love bomb you, they're not emotionally stable, and they try to, like, force you into thinking, yeah, I'm in love. They love me. They're doing all this for me because they want to, like, rush things. Wait, so who do you think is love bombing him or her? I think her. That was the journal.

I don't know what to have to be acting. I mean, who was we going to? We have Maribel for Riverside on line 5. Maribel. I would suggest just wait it out simply because I was in a similar situation. I did get engaged pretty early on. And we ended up having kids prior to even thinking about the whole marriage thing. And yeah, I ended up walking out before.

Did you leave at the altar? Or were you like? No. No. We just, it was just, after our two kids, I was pretty much just done with him and I ended up just. Was this after a couple of years that you got to know the real him, do you feel like? And that's why, you know, time tells all, like they say. Yeah, it had to definitely do with that.

He was just very different once, like, not necessarily bad mode hit on, but we were pretty much married, married without the certificate of things. Yeah, like Maximo. No, but it got real. And then people always change and see, that's where it gets tricky. It's just even relationships. Yeah. Because even when people say, if you get married after 10 years, you're going to break up right away. Like there's the people that have stayed together forever that as soon as they get engaged, it's over, right?

Yeah. So that's how low-key scared of Maximin getting married now. I am married. And then there's the ones that are too soon. Like, what is literally the good space of getting married? You know what I'm saying? And people literally say, like, people change after marriage. And people change after kids.

Yeah, yeah. We're all high-risk, high-rewarding it, you guys. You're right. Just depends if you want to take that gamble. All right, Irene, who we got? Do we have anyone that's like, A, go for, because I just know that he needs to hear that. He's like, no!

We have Corey from Long Beach Online too. All right, Corey. I think the homie should. I think he should because I'm 26 and my fiance is 37, about to turn 38. We get married in November. Hey, congratulations. All right.

Corey, talk to me because I'm sure you got the, you're too young, she's a little bit older, you got away. I'm sure you got that stuff too. Oh, not so much. because ever since I've been young, I've always been into older women. Okay. How did you propose? I actually propose in Vegas at the top of the world.

Wow. You are great, Corey. More younger guys. I heard younger guys don't have this in them, but look at you. He's a southern gentleman. Oh, you're right. It's us LA guys. It's LA guys that suck.

Oh, my God. I hope that you're doing a master class out here. Yes, man. All right. Christian, there's your guy. Yeah. Is it, yes, ma'am. Hang out with Corey.

Corey. Yeah, Corey says do it. That's what he wants. Christian doesn't want us to say, tell me to wait. Everyone in his life has told him to wait, and he's still reaching out. Listen to Corey. He's still reaching out for help. That means he wants someone to tell him like he's on the right cat.

And you know what's so funny, I saw this meme, and I think I sent it in the chat, that it was like, no matter how hard life is, I'll never call a radio station to ask for advice. It is that hot. A shot at us. Yeah, I think, though. This is that bad for him that no one is telling him to do it. He hasn't got one positive feedback. Yes.

But we found it. We found it. We found it, Christian. We got you. No, no, Corey. Brown bag. It's Brown Bag on Power 106. Number one for hip hop.