Brown Bag Mornings - BEST OF Brown Bag Mornings: 🐰 Bad Bunny Super Bowl Reactions, 👀 Chris Brown Shade & 💘 Brina’s Valentine’s Day Dilemma (02/09/26)
Episode Date: February 9, 2026🚓 Petty Police: Chris Brown wasted no time throwing shade after Bad Bunny’s halftime show — “they need me” 👀 📱 Scrolling with the Homies: The best, funniest, and dumbest Super Bowl co...mmercials — the internet debates which ad actually won the night🌤️ Concrete Storm: Monday, February 9th weather across SoCal — 70s coast to 80s desert☎️ Homie Helpline: Brina loves her man but he’s not romantic at all. Valentine’s Day is coming… should she plan it herself or is that a red flag? 💔🌹🗣️ Chisme: Cardi B & Stefon Diggs buzz after Super Bowl weekend🎤 Super Bowl Recap: Bad Bunny halftime performance recap + reactions from fans and celebritiesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Best of brown bag.
Oh, whoop.
That's the sound of the police.
The petty police.
You're petty.
You're just petty.
I'm being petty.
Petty, petty girl.
Pretty and pettiest.
Hey, pretty and pettiest.
All right.
Yesterday the Super Bowl went down, baby.
Yeah.
Some of us are still recovering.
I see you, I see you struggling conning.
I don't have a lie.
You're getting it together.
Dude, it's bad.
It's bad.
I ate so much food.
Big old chock on my stomach.
What do you have in your tummy?
Like what's all mixed in there?
Okay.
Ceviche, awachillas, barbecue,
tacos, esquite,
fruit.
Wow.
Am I living?
They had it all.
It was fantastic.
It was so good.
Hold on, what out, go out, don't deflect.
In and out, too?
That was at the end of the night.
Uh-huh.
And then you just had a fake new one.
Tequila shots, micheladas,
coke, Sprite.
And you just had a fake Newton.
Yeah.
Okay.
And soda, Coca-Cola.
How does that come?
come out, is it like a...
It hurts.
Is it, it hurts?
It hurts.
It hurts.
Hey, I'll tell you, I came out.
I try to use the bathroom right now.
There was no toilet paper left.
Dog.
Oh.
You know what's funny is that I usually wait to like 9, 30, 10 to get a bathroom.
Yeah.
There was no waiting.
Oh, my God.
I told the Tesla, take me to the nearest toilet.
Wow.
For a favor.
Wow.
All right.
A lot of people may be feeling like that as well.
If you are like it, that we are here.
with you.
But we got to talk about some beef that may be stirred up, just like it's stirred up in
concrete stomach.
Oh, there's plenty of beef in there.
Chris Brown, probably within minutes of the Super Bowl halftime show performance ending
with Bad Bunny, Chris Brown posted, I think it's safe to say, dot, dot, dot, they need me.
All right.
This also coming after reports of people being like, hey, why not have Chris Brown at the
Super Bowl?
incredible musician, incredible dancer, all of that.
But it seems to be a slight towards
Bad Bunny.
I don't understand why in order to prop yourself up,
you need to tear someone down.
I never understood that.
Are you going to tell me that Bad Bunny didn't put on a great performance,
bro?
That is insane.
But imagine the performance Chris Brown would do.
I'm not saying that he wouldn't do great.
And that's the thing.
One combo doesn't have to overshadow the other one.
It doesn't.
Like we can say Chris Brown deserves.
It deserves it, but also that doesn't have to come at the expense of like, yeah, after seeing that, of course, they need to be dope.
Yeah. Like, dog, we know you be dope.
Yes.
We've all been rooting for you to do the Super Bowl.
This is not the way to say that you should have been there.
Especially when it's like, it's already over.
Like, so his performance is over.
You guys aren't going for the same spot anymore.
The spot for next year opens up, right?
So, like, Chris Brown is just like, that was awesome.
I would love to do it next year.
Yeah.
That's all he had to say.
He didn't have to, like, put any shade on bad bunny.
It's like, for what, bro?
You don't get it by dissing the current.
No.
Otherwise, you need to be doing the halftime show on an app like,
Louis name is your...
Oh.
What happened?
That happened.
It's just not the way.
It's not the way.
It's not the way.
And also, like, it, I don't know,
it does a disservice to trying to get and understand.
I will say this.
Like, when you're watching the Benito halftime show,
I'm sure you have to go watch it again and again
to get the different layers and to,
just like we can.
Kendrick.
Yeah.
To get the different layers and to understand the meaning, what was Samuel Jackson saying during the Kendrick performance?
What do all the different platforms mean and his?
Everyone kind of understood that it was kind of a heavier intake than digestion than just like regular.
Oh, here's a great show.
And I think that's similar with Bad Bunny.
And it also happens to be in Spanish so that there might be that barrier there for you.
But to pop up and be like, hey, y'all need me.
Look at this.
Look at this.
They need me.
That's a good show.
Look at this record-breaking half-time show.
They need me.
It was a great halftime show.
It was like, oh my God.
It was like, oh, my God.
It was a story, God.
Puerto Rico in the middle of the field.
We are going to recap that more later on in the show.
I cannot wait to talk about the tree people.
All right.
The bush people.
The little bush is running around everywhere.
That was me.
That was me.
That was, yeah.
I was there too.
That was us.
What was a bush person?
I was the one on the field.
Prove I'm not.
Scrolling with all me.
Everybody was excited for the super.
Super Bowl commercials this year.
Uh-huh.
But low-key, some people were happy, and some people were hella disappointed.
Oh.
I'm going to go through the worst, the most viral, the dumbest, or, and the best.
What?
I'm going to go.
The good, bad, ugly.
Yes.
Just do that.
We'll start off with the worst commercial.
I saw this commercial, and I was like, what the hell just happened?
Everybody else was confused about how much AI they used, and it was the Duncan Donuts commercial.
Do you guys remember?
Hey, Will.
Did you arrange the munchkins and the Fibonacci?
sequence. I got a genius working for me.
He's such a genius and why he put ice
in his coffee, huh? Come on, Chuckie.
I'm just Will hunting. I'm not a genius.
I will marry the first
man that can help me with the Fibonacci
sequence. How are you
doing?
Don't you have a
girlfriend? We're on a break.
I don't need her. I'm sticking everything I need.
Right here at Duncan.
Hey, kid. If you're still single
doing this. Nobody care for it.
Yeah. I don't even know what this is,
They're trying to go for the...
I hear Adam Sandler.
I hear...
What are they selling?
It's Dunkin' Donuts.
Yeah, but what's the premise?
It's like a 90s sitcom that they're trying to go for.
They even had Ben Affleck, Jennifer Anderson, and Tom Brady even showed up in the commercial, but nobody was wild about it at all.
Wait, they're in the commercial?
Yes.
So it's not AI.
No, it's, but their AI, their faces are AI and makes them look younger.
So it's supposed to be them in the 90s.
Yeah, CGI.
Yeah, CGI.
Yeah, a little bit.
CGI has been a thing, Greg.
Yeah, it's not AI.
It's like everything is AI.
You know when they did the commercials or like the Adritals and they're in space?
Also, CGI, not AI.
It's AI.
I'm saying AI now.
No.
I'm going through the funniest ones now and I thought this one was one of the funniest commercials, this prostate commercial by Relax It's Blood.
Have you ever in your life seen tight ends this relaxed?
I am so relaxed.
They're carefree.
calm
serene
you know what these tight ends
are so relaxed about
prostate cancer screening
they've learned there's a simple
finger-free blood test
relax your tight-out
prostate cancer screening starts
with a simple blood test
let's do this
that's pretty funny
the horse at the end
yeah
yeah so you don't have to get the finger
in the hoo-hoo
yes
yes yes
I'll keep it old school
Don't their mute a good guy.
Me and my girl were
practicing for like four years.
Oh my.
Oh, God.
Concrete.
Jesus.
What?
To each their own.
Kudos to you.
Good morning.
And a commercial that everybody loved the most
was a manscaped one.
Manscaped is a brand
about men's shaving equipment
that you use.
And they turned it into a song
about men's body hair
that was shaved off.
There's no manscape.
one up here, brother.
I just see other ones.
What?
Yeah.
Oh, but I did see how viral the vanscaped one was because it's like the little bush of your guys' stuff once you clean up down there.
It was like in the drain.
Yes.
The little bush.
You shouldn't.
The bush, like, the shaved off bush of your bush on the floor.
That how you guys just like leave it there?
Yeah.
And it has eyes and it talks.
The ant legs?
You got to throw it.
The ant legs?
The daddy long legs?
You can throw it down the drain.
The daddy long legs.
All right, what do you do with it when you guys finish?
Flush it.
You flush it?
So you shave into the toilet?
You're ruining your plumbing, man-scape.
Not my plumbing.
The landlord.
Sorry, Armin.
You do it into the toilet?
I do it in the shower.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't want to.
You do it in the shower?
Yeah, it's easier.
Oh, nah, man.
You guys are clogged.
You guys plumbers hate you.
Yeah, a little drain old.
A little drain old.
What?
A little drain-o.
A little drain-o.
If you don't do it in the shower, Vic, or the toilet, where do you do it?
In the bathroom?
But, like, you put down, like, a newspaper or something to catch everything.
What?
A newspaper?
Newspaper?
Keep it old school.
No, dude.
No, no, no, no.
I have tiles, so it's easy to pick up.
You can never get them all.
Oh, yes.
You can never get them all.
Oh, you can't.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, I don't shave.
I don't shave.
I don't shave.
I don't shave.
That was already there.
I hook it up with a little fade.
You know what you feel me?
Paper?
Oh, mine's faded up with the little lineup up tops.
You feel me?
You used to be a barber.
I used to be a barber, so my thing's like, you know,
oh, even the gooch gets a little fade, you know what I mean?
That's a design on it?
Oh, yeah.
That needs to be the commercial man's tape.
Oh, yeah.
I'd be looking at my thing like, damn, my boy,
he got the number 10 right there.
He got the number 10.
I leave it so good.
I leave myself a tip, though.
So stupid.
Where do you leave it?
Where do you leave it?
On the tip?
No, hey.
And now, the weather.
With concrete storm.
Barito's it is going down for the weather Monday, February 9th.
First, we are off to the city of Carpinteria,
where Vick's ancestors pulled up.
In La Niña La Pinta and Santa Maria.
You are 70 degrees and 56 at night.
Now we pass the wire all the way to the city of La Quinta.
Move out there and Fuzzo think you're in La Pinta.
Because you're out there.
Nobody lives there, perro.
83 and 59 at night.
Now we slide to the city of Charter Oak.
Last night I tossed my girl like she was pizza dough.
Still in the air.
I threw her in the air.
I caught it with my tongue.
And pepperoni.
Those got on my face.
79 and 55 at night.
Lastly, we smashed to the city of Los Alamitos,
wash her bola so they don't taste like salad.
So y'all are aware it's salty.
I would assume so.
I would assume after a long day of sitting right here.
76 and 56 at night, Perritos, Carpenteria, 70 and 56, La Quinta, 83 and 59, Charter Oak, 79 and 55, and Los Alamitos, your bolas are saladitos, 76 and 56 at night.
That's your weather.
There's your boy, concrete, from bomb back mornings, or pound 106.
Let's go.
Let's go.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We've got you for.
The homie help line.
Brina needs our help.
Brena.
Brina hit us up and said, what's up, brown bag?
Fam, my name is Brena.
I love my man.
He's genuinely a good dude.
He handles business, pays the bills, treats me right.
No sneaky behavior.
No weird energy.
He's solid and dependable.
And in every other way, our relationship is great.
It's great.
It's great.
Oh, you know, your baby.
She did a rush that big, big setting.
You know how you talk to your girlfriend?
How's the relationship?
I don't know.
Take it for your show we all.
That was so good.
You're doing your whole accent.
Stop it.
It's all different.
It's like a baby accent.
No.
Stop it.
We have a lot of Asian homies that listen to us, by the way.
Shout us all the Asian homies was had.
I was at the YMCA.
I was at the YMCA.
For my kids' basketball game.
And this guy, Johnson and Lily, cute little family,
who were like, hey, we listen to you every morning.
I was like, oh, thanks.
The Asian homies on tripping, because you know why?
A wanton.
Come on.
That was good.
That's a bar.
We had to explain it.
Awanthan means, like, they put up a bar.
with it in Spanish, but it sounds like he's saying,
oh, wantan.
I'm sorry, y'all. I'm sorry.
Shout out Jason.
Don't apologize for greatness.
No, you mean, you mean,
you mean greatness.
Greatness.
Greatness.
Move along.
Keep going to get it right.
In every other way,
our relationship is great.
The only issue,
he is not romantic at all,
and it hurts.
Valentine's Day comes and goes
with no flowers,
no gift,
no effort to make it
feel special. Just dinner at a place we always go to. I know people say every day should be
Valentine's Day and I agree, but this is the one day meant to make your partner feel extra loved
and chosen. I want to feel special that way. I know he loves me and shows it in other ways,
but it's not how I receive love. I've tried bringing it up, but it turns into him feeling
like what he does is never enough. Do I just accept he's not romantic and plan to
Valentine's Day myself or is this a sign we aren't going to work out?
I'm going to walk out.
Walk out.
All right.
Pulls.
Explain yourselves.
He's over you.
It's never enough.
I mean, it's, for Valentine's Day, it's, you could do something simple and she's going to
appreciate it.
But this food's not doing anything at all.
Yeah, romantic.
Yeah.
It matters.
You could do something as simple as.
Flowers.
A written letter?
Yeah.
That's personal.
But what girls got to understand is like when you're romantic, you're being vulnerable.
Like you got to like...
It's your girl.
No, but no, but you are.
I'm not saying it's wrong, but I'm saying a lot of people, a lot of men don't feel comfortable to do that.
If you write a letter, you have to spew your feelings.
You know what I'm saying?
That's so dumb.
No, if you...
It's not.
You don't have to do that.
You can buy her other things.
Like the flowers don't make you vulnerable.
Chill out.
No, it doesn't, but what if she hates them?
She didn't say she hates them.
No, I'm saying.
He says you don't have them.
I'm just saying overall as a man, like, whatever you get, what if it's not good enough?
What if she doesn't like it?
You open yourself up to that.
Maybe she's ungrateful.
No.
No, but so get nothing?
It's just that it makes a lot of guys nervous.
It puts pressure on them.
They're just like, damn, like, I better get this right because if not, I'm cooked.
It seems like she's told him.
He said that she brought it up, right?
What if he doesn't know where to start?
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Simple flowers.
That's it.
Flowers gets you a long way.
It does.
It seems like...
But if they're the wrong ones.
Oh, that's weird.
It seems like she's opened up to him and told him.
Yes.
Like, hey, this is kind of what I need.
This is kind of what I would like.
This is how I receive love.
And he's just like, oh, no, I want to do this.
He's at the store.
He's at the store flipping out.
Like, oh, what do I get?
What if it's the wrong ones?
Do you want the $80 flowers or the $120 flowers?
I don't know what's the difference.
There's not really much of a difference.
You're just like, oh!
You know, you're just like, oh!
You know, okay, are you?
Yeah, it's a lot of pressure.
You know, there's a difference between.
something and actually nothing.
Why does it always have to be
that way, right?
We like to, we want to get wood.
Yeah.
About flowers? True. Yeah, why not, bro?
Yeah. I want to walk into my house and walking
on rose petals. With the mariachi playing and everything.
Yeah, but you don't think my, you know,
Tarzan feet want to feel rose petals?
Yeah, bro. I'm just saying, I want to be in silk.
And I bet you your girl is romantic to you.
Yeah.
No, I mean, but it goes both ways, bro.
Like, if not, girl, teach him.
You know, he's, you know, maybe he needs.
Mold him.
Yeah, mold him what you want him.
And this also comes from, like, hella, years of, like, hell learning, love languages and, like, understanding, all right, if he don't show it romantically, how does he show it?
Does he show it, I don't know, physically?
Does he show it spending time with you?
Does he show it doing things for you?
All of those are different forms of, like, expressing your love for something.
Yeah, like, I know that my girl she loves it when I go to church with her.
Aw.
Okay.
That's just last Sunday.
Quality time.
Yeah.
Quality time, spending time with her, listening to her, you know.
Mm-hmm.
Just hit it with a few.
Mm-hmm.
That's crazy.
And we're good.
But I bet you she's so love.
I mean, I hope, you know, but yes.
But I mean, yeah, just listen a little bit, dog, you know.
And then how do you?
How do you?
get love. Oh yeah, I like my
I like my feet rub, my back rub, you know.
So you're a touch. Yeah, for sure.
So it's like that's what I understand. And food. Like her
cooking to me is like yeah.
Acts of service. That's
one of the two. But all of it is like it comes from
understanding it. I'm wondering if they're a little bit younger. It's like
I don't know how to and honestly like not friendly talking about
vulnerable. I'm sure baby girl knew she was setting herself up
of like hey, you should just be happy with what you got.
It could be worse. Blah blah blah. But it's
like there's also this feeling of like, damn, but I do feel these things.
So should I just stop the feelings that I have?
That's going to grow resentment in any relationship.
Yeah.
Any stopping of like, hey, it's too small.
Forget about it.
That's just, it's just going to grow.
You feel me?
Yeah.
You'll like bundle up.
I'll tell you from person's experience.
I don't mean to talk too much, but it's what I do.
I receive it verbally.
Like I love hearing, I love you.
I love hearing you're beautiful.
I love hearing those things.
but he's not verbal.
Now he's non-verbal.
He's verbal.
He talks a lot too.
But he doesn't express it like that.
And like I got it from my, if I call my dad right now, how's my beautiful daughter?
I love, like, you guys have heard him like where I'm the phone with him.
So like, not for nothing, I grew with that type of love and I always felt like, damn, do you?
And to me that doesn't cost a lot.
I say and I love you is zero sense.
Saying it.
Yeah.
Right?
But it can cost a lot to not say it.
It costs you your relationship to not say it.
Man.
It was good.
I got him to say I love you after that I said that
I was like bro, it's the freest form of showing love, bro.
Just saying I love you or it could cost you.
Which one is?
Alexa, when is the eyes?
Hey, Alexa, you just turned all the Alexis on.
Serio.
Hi, hello.
Hi, Alexa.
Alexa, what would you tell Brena?
Honestly, it doesn't even have to be romantic,
but if that's what she wants and he doesn't want that,
I think it needs to be brought up and if it can't be settled in a evenly manner,
then honestly, I think you should find somebody who's going to fit your standards.
Wow.
If that's your standard, that's your, and it's probably dumb of a standard to some people,
but if that's your standard is what it is.
Some of y'all standards, like, you've got to be packing.
Yeah.
The guy's perfect.
If he's not romantic, that's okay.
You can spend, like, quality time or whatnot.
It doesn't have to be, like, sexual, you know?
It can be something just like
Quality time
It doesn't have to be anything bad or fancy
A movie would even be nice
You don't have to spend money
Like a rose doesn't mean nothing
Without the thought or the heart, you know
Yeah
Go watch a movie
One of the most romantic movies out right now
Alica
Calica
Thank you, thank you
Alexa
There was some romance
It is
A couple little things, man
You weren't saying that
When we're smashing
in the back of your car
That's so romantic
That was crazy
When he went to church for her?
Yeah
I'm going to church mom
Oh that's so romantic
You do that, Conn, in your life
All right
Des, Des and Irvine
Dez, what's up, Des?
Hi, good morning.
Des, Breedin needs our help.
She is going to go into Valentine's Day
and just has hurt feelings
because her man's not romantic
but she's kind of trying to figure out
do I just buckle up and just do this all myself,
like the Valentine's preparations, the romance, all of that,
or do I, is this a sign where we shouldn't be together?
What would you tell her?
I kind of, I think it was concrete who said to plan it together,
and that's what I think she should do,
just because not all men are mind readers.
So she should tell him.
None are mind readers.
Literally none of them are.
Yeah, we said not all of them.
They are not.
I don't.
I don't need to be told what women want.
Yeah.
So like this year,
My husband, I told them I want to go out to eat, and we're into One Piece trading cards.
So we're going to go to card shops and just spend quality time looking for a certain thing.
How old are you?
So cool.
Let them.
My son loves One Piece.
We grew up on Pokemon, okay?
Okay.
It's okay.
My sister's into it.
Are you Asian?
Yeah.
No.
I'm Latino.
And I'm in my 30s, okay, mid-30s.
Okay.
Yeah, my sister-in-lines.
I see the vision.
All right, I guess.
Yeah.
My husband and I have been together since 2006.
Wow.
20 years.
Wow.
Yeah, almost 20 in October.
So you guys started watching Yu-Gi-Oh together.
Exactly.
Dragon Ball, all that stuff.
Are you excited for the Dungeons and Dragons series 8 to come out?
I actually didn't get into Dungeons and Dragons.
Not to Crazy a B.
I'm a nerd, but not that much of a nerd.
Yeah, just a little bit.
I also want to add to what.
what we started doing in our relationship is he gets his own Valentine's Day too.
What do you mean?
So that, like, I want to show him how much I appreciate him,
and I also want to show him my love.
So I tell him to tell me what restaurant you want to go to
and, like, give me a couple ideas of some gifts that you want.
He's like, I want to go dames and games.
Sam's half-brun.
Do you dress up like Pikachu?
shoot?
No.
Have you guys ever dressed up?
Team Rocky.
What, like furry stuff?
No, no, no, no, no.
If he bought me a snorlax one'sie for one of my gifts, I don't know if it was like
Snorlax.
He wants to put you in sleep, girl?
What?
Hey, hey, say, norlax is my spirit animal.
He sleeps and eat all day.
Like, what girl doesn't want that?
Yeah?
Yeah.
All of them.
You are so wholesome.
You're so wholesome.
You're such a cutie pie.
Cool, come here?
Now what's going on?
Cheese Mason with Angie.
Victor, I hope you're happy, okay?
What?
What's the drama here?
What happened?
I thought we're supposed to recapping the Super Bowl.
We are, but, okay, guys remember last week how he was hating so much on Stefan Diggs saying, like, oh, my God, does karma even exist?
Yeah, because he just has, like, hella baby mammas and it's like at the Super Bowl.
Everything was going swimmingly in his life.
For him, for him.
Yeah.
Until.
Until.
Last night, fool.
When his team lost.
Yeah, he didn't get the ring yesterday.
He was going to fight.
Like three of them.
You see him?
Yeah.
That end, he might have lost his girl, Cardi.
B.
You guys.
Hey, everybody.
This just in karma is real.
Yeah.
Are you happy?
Oh, yes, I'm happy.
Wait, what do you mean?
Because Cardi was at the Super Bowl.
She was at the Super Bowl.
We saw her at the Casita and Benito's Super Half-Hap.
It was a Super halftime.
It was a super halftime.
Had to keep it.
Yes.
Yes, but, you know, if you were watching her story,
she actually left, dip right after that.
She was, like, in the car.
She didn't even wait until the game was over.
Something happened.
Because something must have happened.
When they won their conference, she was on the field in Patriots gear and all of that.
And then here she just dressed up vibes.
Yeah, she is.
And you see her leaving, like, it's, like she dipped before the game was over.
Yeah.
Leaving her man?
They unfollowed each other.
They don't follow each other anymore.
Oh, Instagram.
have a sign of an argument right there.
But we should have seen the signs
because the day before she was like
popping, she was like performing and things like that.
And so when a reporter asked
her about Stefan, this was her reaction.
By her message for Stefan before the game.
One inspired message.
Good luck.
Oh, the dry good luck.
Yeah, it's like, oh.
Yeah.
We should have seen that sign like, oh, something.
At that point.
I already knew he was in trouble at that point.
Yeah, because she's very,
A lover girl like, oh, my, like she will emphasize her love on her.
Every time they would win, she'd be turning up against the other team.
Good luck.
Yeah.
I'm out here for contractual reasons.
She said FU's that little girl over him.
Yeah.
The little girl that was picking the predictions.
Yeah, the predictions.
That picked him to lose.
Yeah.
I mean, she was right.
They lost.
Okay.
But this is the thing, okay, you guys, because Stefan was actually seen with Pree,
aka his best friend, aka the woman.
that offset was caught with.
Shut up.
I'm not even kidding.
Pre.
So pre,
she was seen with her where?
They were,
she was,
she posted some pictures.
She's like wearing like land york stuff.
Yeah,
they were seeing out of the field.
What, Angie?
Landyard.
Lanyard?
Lanyard.
Lanyard.
Lanyard.
Lanyard.
Like a,
like a all-axis.
Lanyard.
Yeah.
I speak Angie.
Yeah.
Can you just.
I thought like her dress was made of
lanyard.
No,
and I was just seeing a friendship
bracelets because her lanyards.
No, her little pad.
She was wearing an accent.
Yeah.
She had an accent.
Her main head card.
But that's, I mean, that's, it's just messy.
Yeah.
It's just associated with both of Cardi's axes.
Okay, so here's the thing during the halftime show performance that we're going to recap in
just a second.
When I saw Cardi, there's a part where she's like dancing and there's a dude behind
her.
And then I'm just like, dang, if that falls as toxic as I think he is, he's going to get mad.
that she was dancing with a guy.
But if they're already broken up,
she's dancing with a guy on purpose.
Yep.
She's trying to get mad.
Oh, yeah.
It's up, but I don't know if it's stuck.
Like, I don't know if it's for sure, for sure that they're older.
It seems like this is there.
I'm mad at you.
I, uh, it could be deeper.
I don't know.
I also noticed that, uh,
at least one of Stefan Diggs baby mama's was at the Super Bowl, too.
Yeah.
She's one.
She's from the Bay area.
How many does he have?
Like four, from this year alone.
That's what I was saying.
Or last year, I should say.
Last year.
But yeah, so one of them is actually from the Bay Area, and she was there in attendance.
And, like, she was wearing the baby was wearing, like, Patriots gear and stuff like that.
With his number.
That probably upset Cardi.
Yeah.
I know, but maybe she made a rule like, hey, no baby mama is at the Super Bowl, please.
They need to talk to Nick Cannon's baby mama and see how they work it out.
Because there seems to be some kind of structure there.
He has a method.
Yeah.
I don't think that them just being mad at each other would end up unfollowing.
Oh, yeah.
You have been mad at your girl, and she's still with you, but she just evolved you.
That's a breakup thing right now.
Here's what I'm thinking.
Here's what I'm thinking.
If I'm Cardi, like, again, we're just deep into the toxicity, Cardi B, right?
She's low-key, almost happy he lost.
Oh, sure.
Sure.
When we're together, you've been winning, winning, now you mess up.
You don't even win a Super Bowl.
Your head's not getting into fights.
Yeah.
I hope she went straight to this booth that night.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Lose me and the Super Bowl.
Oh!
Oh, man.
Lost two rings in a day.
Oh,
remember when you said you had to get one first?
You didn't get nothing.
Lucky, that probably could have been the reason that they're upset at each other.
True.
Oh, yeah, I thought so.
She was asked during media week, which was last week, hey, are you going to marry Cardi B?
And is she going to get a ring?
And he's like, I got to get one first.
She's probably, that probably centered the wrong way.
Because after that, then.
they don't get along, then all this happens.
She looks at the score.
She's like, yeah, you're done.
Looks like we're both not getting one.
Part of Israel.
All right, that was it for Chisbett.
Brought to you guys, buy your Toyota dealers.
I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings.
I'm proud of one of six.
Best of Brownbag.
Recap what went down yesterday at the bad bunny bowl,
the Benito Bowl.
This is how it all started.
Amazing another
But no
I'm gonna
Amazing
Amazing
From start to finish
There was
You kept your eyes on the screen
During Bad Bunny's performance yesterday
And I want to first and foremost
Big up to the two people that he brought on
stage. We were all trying to figure out who he was
going to bring. Hey, by the way, the first song
did anyone get that it was going to be Titi? You best
No. You thought what? Bile
Enovibble. Yep, that one.
I thought it was going to be A.O.
We should have done like a Haywood song. Do you think it's
so that we could have paid me?
Oh, wait, you thought it was going to be.
I thought that was going to be too obvious.
So I'm like, no way he's going to do that.
You got to play the hits.
You got to get people to know.
But I feel like the white homies, no, Titi me per-a-unt.
Like, if you saw, that was the song everybody was practicing that isn't Hispanic.
Because they were, like, the white, the Brad Chad.
Oh, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Like, okay, that's the one that would like, shoo, hook them in or whatever.
Okay.
You guys would have paid me just after.
It was all over me $5.
Okay.
So then he brought out, and I think this was to do a lot of people surprise, Lady Gaga.
That's where I'll find
Nobody's promise to
Oh, beautiful salsa rendition of her song of Bruno Mars
Di-W with a Smile
Yes
It tripped me out that Bruno Mars
Who is part Puerto Rican
Who is not there
But Lady Gaga was
Well because it's like too much
That would have been his third time performing at the Super Bowl
Oh, that's great
By the way, you don't get any bread
For performing at the Super Bowl
No
They just pay for the production
Yeah, they pay for all the treat people
That was me
We're going to get into there
A Mark Anthony will
be dope right there
A Mark Anthony
Willisome
But I'm gonna tell you
Brooke
I'm gonna tell you
When Ricky Martin came out
I was sick down
Oh yeah
What's that?
Ricky Martin
Who's Ricky Martin
Mom?
He's a love captain
It's crazy that you're a bad newsom's a big
But I hear Ricky Martin
Like the isms of Ricky Martin
He made it his
With his vocals
And for those who don't know who Ricky Martin
It is a Puerto Rican legend
Pop Star all of that
Live in La Vita Loca
She bangs
She bangs
Anybody else?
How do you know, Ricky Murray?
But didn't he have, like, a,
who's gonna walk up some?
Yeah.
Oleg.
That's a banger.
Yeah, when he came on the team,
he was like, I don't know who that is.
My mom was like,
that was supposed to be your dad,
but, you know, he doesn't go that way.
That was supposed to get that,
but I know his type.
He's also from menudo, so.
Oh, yeah, menudo.
He looked really, really good for,
I don't know how old he is.
50.
50 something?
Yeah, he's up there.
Oh, that was like.
50 something for sure.
Ricky Martin?
Yes.
And big up to Bad Bunny, we talked earlier in the break about different little things that he did.
One thing incorporating a real life wedding to a West Covina couple, big up to them that
actually got married.
And it was him basically saying like, look, love out loud.
Keep on loving like the biggest way.
Like, again, like the sign that he said, the only way you drive out, I'm saying it wrong.
The only thing stronger than hate is love.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So this is his like way of expressing it.
about the little kid Lincoln Fox.
Some people may have mistook for Liam Bramos,
the young boy that was detained by ICE agents in Minnesota later released.
And now it's in contention of whether he might be detained again.
It's a really horrible situation what's going on with Liam.
But even for people to think of that boy, that child in this moment,
yes, it was very touching.
And when I saw it, I had my sons in the room.
I see them.
And it was cool because later on my youngest, he's like, how old was that kid?
Is he like my, I don't know how old this kid is?
But it's cool for them to see themselves,
and little brown boys to see themselves on the Super Bowl stage.
I thought that was really tight, you know?
Seeing Ricky Martin come out,
and at the end of it all,
him saying, hey, I want to shout out America.
God bless America.
And then proceeded to say all of the countries
that are in America.
Check this out.
Bless America.
Say, Chile, Tulsa, Buyana.
Puerto Rico.
Seguimo here.
So go.
I was waiting for,
DTMF that he did have my photos to play.
That was dope.
That was dope.
Beautiful, right?
He held a football in his hand that said,
together we are America,
which was just a beautiful point to make.
It was not anti-anything.
It was pro-everything.
It was pro-everybody.
And it's crazy that people are still taking that
as, oh, look, he's anti-or.
It's hateful.
And it's like, I don't know, it doesn't make sense to me.
He's just saying he loves everybody.
You know what I'm saying?
And that we all belong, you know?
Who could hate on that?
message really you know together we are america like what hateful people yeah yeah but it's like he didn't
do anything that was kicking anybody like throwing shade on anything at all and and it was a really
beautiful message and a reminder that like we all yeah central america yes south america he memorized
that north america all america you know even mentioning jamaica people are probably like what that's not
latino but it's like it's all america yeah you know what i'm saying like that was beautiful
And that whole performance was just so joyful and, like, happy everywhere.
It's like, how do you look at that and just like, ugh?
Happy and still proud, all the flags being shown.
I'm not going to, like, wasn't expecting him to say El Salvador when he did.
I saw my mom light up and it was really cool to, like, see that.
And I'm sure that happened for any, every country that he mentioned.
Hell yeah.
It's crazy because I'm thinking he went from, like, the lowest part of Latin America all the way up.
Like, I could see how he was going up.
Oh, okay.
Like when he was mentioning the Central American ones and he goes to Mexico, then he hits the islands.
then says the U.S. and up top Canada and then making sure to highlight Puerto Rico.
He killed that.
He did an amazing job.
And again, with the sign behind him, you can only drive out hate with love.
You cannot look at that and tell me that's anti-American.
If it is anti-American, what are you saying about America?
You feel what I'm saying?
If this picture is anti, what are you saying America is?
You know what I'm saying?
It was a beautiful, beautiful performance that I can't wait.
to rewatch.
Oh yeah.
And shout out to all the tree people or the grass people.
Thank you.
I feel seen,
I feel seen,
Leti,
thank you.
We were angry a couple months ago.
Like, hey,
you have to be like 5'7 and above.
Try out to be part of the performance.
And then you see that there's a bunch of people dressed up as wood.
Trees?
Trees?
I think it might be sugar cane.
It might be some type of crop.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They, they, they, they, Jesus Christ.
I don't want to say they garden.
They, they trim in Puerto Rico.
Like it's part of the culture in Puerto Rico.
But it was a lot of people that were really tall and couldn't move.
They had to stay put and they had to move.
I guess when they did move, they had to move fast.
I kind of get it how quick they have to set up the stage.
Yeah.
It's really hard to be pushing and pulling things.
And it's like, hey, what if we just have people dress up and we dress them as like sugar kings?
It was a lot of fun.
The hardest part was just not dancing.
You were not there, Vig.
Prove I wasn't.
How would you know?
How would you know?
Do a get ready with me.
I was the one that was shaking.
I was shaking my bonbon right there.
It was funny.
They had to be still.
I see one of the three people just still turning up.
Like,
you can't help it.
Imagine you're told you're going to be at Bad Bunny's halftime performance.
You can't move.
Wouldn't that be a trip?
Like, yes, you're a part of it.
You're going to the Super Bowl, but you cannot move.
You got to stay still.
And nobody will ever believe that you're there.
Yeah.
That was me.
It was so funny.
Because my mother-in-law's been asking me to be in one of my videos.
She's like, and she always says it,
pon me de arbor atras.
Oh, my God.
And I'm like, this was her moment.
It could have been her.
That could have been her, dog.
That could have been her.
That could have been.
A slight little moment of, like, drama, though, that I want to bring up.
So they had the Casita, right.
Jessica Alba was there.
Pedro Pascal was there, Carol G.
And Cardi B.
I would just like to throw in again that I think Carol G and Bad Bunny might be together one day soon.
No, no.
I don't believe it.
No anxiety.
He had no anxiety yesterday.
Not at all.
He had no anxiety yesterday.
He's anxious.
He's a very empty boy.
And Angie, there's another little bit of drama.
Can we just talk about it?
The Cardi B and Carol G.
We're not really talking to each other.
No, Carol G's face just look very uncomfortable.
And I don't want to accept it that they don't get along because they haven't said anything, but we all know.
Yeah.
It's kind of like a weird dynamic.
So Carol G has this song that has Nikki
Minaj on the remakes. It's Tusa, no? Tusa.
Tusa. Yeah, and she talked about
initially giving it to Cardi. Yeah, so
apparently Carol G. Karek kept
saying that she kept reaching
out to Cardi B because she wanted to work with her.
And one of the song, one of the song was
Tusa. And apparently,
again, allegedly,
Cardi B threw in somehow saying
like, you know what, she did throw it to me,
but I passed on it, and that's when Nikki Mnaj
jumped on it.
And they've also been like at a fashion
weeks together and don't speak. And you
You just, you could see, you could read body language.
I think girls know girl body language.
Yeah, you can tell.
And he's like, they're just looking away.
They're pretending the other one's not there, but it's literally Carol G and Cardi B.
Yeah.
Literally like by dual leap.
Can you?
Like sitting between.
Can you tell me the body language that Jessica Alba had?
She's fine.
She looked amazing.
She did, dude, whatever she's using.
Oh my gosh.
Yes, ageless.
She looks like she's in her 30s.
It's all the baby she has.
Oh, wait, you don't date girls are babies.
It's Jessica Alba.
She looks amazing.
She looks amazing.
I don't care.
She can have 20 babies.
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
That's what a liar he is.
So weird.
Then you get with her and be like, oh, yeah, my girl got a baby.
It's Jessica Alba.
She has her kids this weekend.
She'd be perfect if the babies right here.
All right.
Anyone favorite parts of the halftime performance?
Oh, dude.
Okay, we have to talk about the little kid that Bad Bunny woke up in the chair.
Yes.
I wrote it because I'm like, I can't have to remember about that one.
We have to shout that little kid out, made a nod to.
And I'm sure this happens in other cultures.
It can't just be us, is it?
I don't know.
That sit down on chairs and knock out while the party's still going?
I think it's just us.
The parents make them into a bed.
No way.
The parents make the chairs into a bed.
Because they also do say about us as a community is that we have a party till way later.
Yeah.
You know?
And we're not considered other kids.
I don't know.
It's a kid's party.
Yeah.
Exactly.
How about these are going until 3 a.m.
Yeah.
It just doesn't fit.
He fell asleep at 7 p.m.
The kid.
Anybody else?
Favorite parts?
I personally, I like the Lady Gaga performance.
A lot of people are like,
I think it's very random.
Just say Angie.
Me.
I liked it.
She took a minute and 20 seconds from us.
Great performance.
Great performance.
Yes, and that's great, but I did not even minute 20 from her.
Are you counting the dance that she did with Bad Bunny 2 or just her song?
No, just her singing.
That's it.
It was amazing.
It could have been 20 seconds.
I do think it could have started where I started it in the audio.
She could have started here.
Because it took a while to get what song she's singing.
And once she hits that, I'm like, wait, is this the Brinomar's song?
I get it.
But it's a wedding.
It's like, that's a wedding song.
I think that was his way to also incorporate, like, clearly the understanding the American audience.
And she was just a person.
I think it'd be like her or Justin Bieber.
And Justin Bieber might come out as draws again.
So.
Oh, and the Tones.
He's my pick for next year.
Yeah.
In that outfit.
I think so.
You want to do the Tones again?
All right.
Oh, weird.
Hey, we have more brownies.
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