Brown Bag Mornings - BEST of Brown Bag Mornings: 🚓 Cardi B vs ICE, 🤖 AI Translates Bad Bunny 🐰, 💔 Ross Relationship Drama & 💌 Valentine’s Poem (02/13/26)

Episode Date: February 13, 2026

🚓 Petty Police: Cardi B fires back after getting attention from ICE and the internet immediately takes sides — was this justified or just messy? 📱 Scrolling with the Homies: Didn’t understand the Bad Bunny halftime show? Somebody translated it into English🤖🐰 ☎️ Homie Helpline: Ross might lose his girl this weekend over something she did… is this a dealbreaker or is he overreacting? We break it down with your calls. 💌 Valentine’s Poems: Listeners call in to read his original Valentine’s Day poem on-air for tickets — romantic or cringe? You decide. 🗣️ Chisme: Bad Bunny turned Valentine’s Day into his personal holiday of surprises… will he do it again this year? 🌹See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Best of Brown bag. Whoop, whoop. That's the sound of the police. The petty police. You're petty. It's just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty, girl.

Pretty and them. Petty is. Pretty. Petitus. Department of Homeland Security. She wasn't lying when she said those bars. Pretty and petty? Pretty and petty.

A.F. All right. In fact, I'm trying to figure out who's more petty. Our government or La Cardi, okay? So Cardi B, clearly she started off her Little Miss Drama tour. And I just want you to know, remember she has beat with all the rap girls okay they can't beat her she wants all them dead she said that in one of the songs it started off the album okay uh cardi b nine no no she she has friends i swear to

god a lot of her decor okay yeah but on her start of her tour her little miss drama tour she did make a comment before going into i like it yeah she talked to all the latinos latinos make some noise and then use that moment to reference ice If I come in here, we're going to joke the ass. I got some bear maids in the back. They took the mom off in. Oh, yeah. The crowd went wild for that.

The Department of Homeland Security, not so wild. They tweeted, though, because don't let, don't get it twisted. It's not like they're like, how could she? No, no, no, no. It's this regime's Department of Homeland Security. Who is known to make on Twitter at least, whoever runs their Twitter account, is known to be super petty at anything and everybody, okay? So they tweeted as long as she doesn't how would I even say this censoredly

I know as long as she doesn't drug and rob-arge agents will consider that an improvement over her past behavior referencing what Cardi B has mentioned before as her past as a dancer that there was a thing of drugging men and taking their money yeah that movie is also hustlers with J-Lo and Cardi B also referenced stuff like that. Wrong, wrong, wrong,

on all accounts. And the, and then Cardi B said, oh, say less, you thought you got me. You thought you got me to shut up.

She said, if we're talking about drugs, let's talk about Epstein and his friends. Damn. Doing that to girls. Oh. Underage.

Oh. Why don't want to talk about the Epstein files? That's how I feel like she. Yeah. For sure. That was her second life. That's a good comeback.

Yeah. It's a great comeback. Yeah. Two petty girls going to NAAJ. I like it. The Department of Homeland Security has not responded to that one. They didn't have anything to say to that way. No further comments.

It's all right. This is nothing to see here. I'm just going to go ahead and, what's the, just going to go ahead and redact myself. Yes, we got to laugh at the pain of this country. And yeah, that's petty police, you guys. I don't know which one was more petty in it, but look, one shut up. If you didn't understand a single word of Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show.

Whoa, DHS, chill out. I did, actually. Every word. I mean, most of them. Yeah, most of them. Some people didn't, but don't worry. A.I.'s got you, all right? There's a viral video going around right now of Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show,

and, you know, everybody knows it's in Spanish, the whole thing. Somebody translated it through AI and put it in English, but it sounds hilarious. all right this song i'm a play from bad bunny's performance is when he's doing nueva yore this is how the original sounds Yeah, right? Everybody's using that meme like when I felt Puerto Rican. I feel Puerto Rican. Yeah.

So then they put it through an AI translator. And this is how it sounds. Hey, hey, hey, hey, 4th of July was the 4th of July. I'm with my drunk cousin having a good time. My people in the Bronx know what's up. Feeling high through Washington Heights. Willie Cullen, they call me the bad one. Because years go by and I'm still hitting home runs.

Selling records like Frida Kahlo paintings. Oh my God. That's, ew. Really? I like it. No. I like the translation. Not for nothing.

Sometimes when he's in his accent, I don't even know what he's. After the Fourth of July, something you like? I don't know what he is. Yeah, the original, like. What's Lulai? It's just vibes. Let's, like. Lula.

I know, but now I know. Now you know. Kutu. Hey, hey, hey, me. Fourth of July was the fourth of July. I'm with my drunk cousin having a good time. My people in the Bronx know what's up Feeling high through Washington Heights

Yeah I like it I like it I like it He also performed El Apagon Yeah right And this is how it sounds like Hey This is the Acapital del Perre

Now This is a song Bateri and regetton Hey hey Pido with my cori So that's what sounds like Yeah Yeah yeah

This is the AI translated To English Hey the capital of perio now everyone wants to be Latino no no but they lack flavor drums and regiton hey watch out for my crew because there's a lot of us they lack flavor drums and reggaeton regitin regitin that translation like flavor yeah regicent oh that sounds like a spin off of bridgeton yeah yeah There's a manito.

That's amazing. There's also one more where they do the translation of Monaco, Monaco. Monaco. This is the viral part of the video, too, that everybody keeps posting as like a motivational time. This is what the original sounds like. Super Bowl 60. It's because never, never, they never to agree on me. So that's like the Spanish part.

This is the English AI. Super Bowl 60. Truly because I never, ever, not even for a moment, stop believing. Go. In myself. And you should, too. You really should also believe in yourself because you are worth so much more than you might think. That part?

English, in Spanish, whatever language, believe in yourself, please. You hear the message. I feel like even if he did it in English, Mago would still find a way to be mad. Because that's the thing they're hung up on right now, right? Oh, it was all in Spanish. It wasn't for us. I feel like, you know, they still would have been mad at this. Someone made a note and I really like it.

It's like, there was parts that were in English. Are you guys like missing those? Because those are really important parts. One, the sign. That talks about love being more powerful than hate. And then two is the ending where it's like God bless America and saying the titles, not the titles, the names of the countries. Yeah. So it's like, hey, those things are in there.

And yeah, he said, what do you like? Yeah, but if you perform. He did. He also said VIP. Sell did. Yeah. There's some word. Say cheese.

Say cheese. Wow. Wow, but if you've performed it like this? Hey, the capital of Perio, now everyone wants to be Latino. See? That looks horrible, dude, Pareo. Perretton. Regatown.

I don't even know how you would translate Pereo. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. Some things don't need to be translated. Yeah. All right, check this out, homie.

You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line. Ross needs our help. Ross hit us up and said, Brownbag, I need your help badly.

My name is Ross and I'm down bad right now. He said, I've been with my lady for about three years. Back in December, I broke up with her after I got caught doing some bad stuff. I realized I had made a mistake and wanted her back. A few weeks ago, we started talking again, but we're technically still single. And since then, she's been going out a bunch

and sleeping at her friend's place. All right. Okay. She's single. She's single. We're less and going out more. Oh, man. He said this Sunday, I asked her to be my Valentine.

She said yes, but said she's leaving to Miami this Friday. Oh, today. Yes. I instantly felt sick to my stomach. When I asked her who she's going with, she said her friend Monica, and I know that girl literally just got divorced. Honestly, I want to trust her, but I also. know Miami is a relationship grave. What?

I know she's technically not mine right now, but I eventually want to marry this girl. Help me. What was that? That's what it says. It's hurting already. His question is, though,

has anyone's relationship survived a guys or girls' trip? To Miami? What's wrong with Miami? Nothing happens Miami. Oh, so much happens in Miami. Pit bulls from Miami.

Let's tell you enough. Everything goes down in Miami. Not in it. You see the news of Miami or Florida man. Yes. There's always a Florida man. There's so many Florida man. But he did do her wrong.

He did. He seems to be, they're in this space where they've been together, they know each other. They have that foundation, but they're still, like I guess they can't fully

put rules on each other because they're still in the getting back together phase after he messed up. He did. And her home girl's freshly divorced. And also I have questions. Well, he's on the line. Ross. Ross. Ross.

You know, I'm bad. Hi, Ross. My guy. Good morning, good morning. Hello. Okay, Ross, I have a question. How long has been the in-between time of, like, you guys getting back together to right now?

Like how is like that probation period? How long has it been? Again, I'd probably say like a good month, months and some change. Oh, okay. And when you asked her to be your Valentine, I guess tell me about that. That happened this past Sunday. Oh, yeah. It was cool, man.

It was Super Bowl Sunday. So, you know, after that, you know, I brought her over to the place, made some dinner, some good steaks with a chimney cherry sauce. So, you know, I like to cook, so, you know, some weight of a woman's heart. But anyways, you know, killed off the dinner. And then after that, I, you know, I asked her, had made her this, like, little box. And then, you know, I said, like, will you beat my Valentine's stuff? And, you know, she had accepted and that's when she had told me that.

And, man, I felt like, I felt like, you know, like the wasted in GTA. Wasted. Wasted. So yeah, man. So I don't know. So now we're here. So now we're here. Okay.

Did you ask her to be your Valentine? Like, do you think that, I don't know, this was before you know about the trip? Yeah, exactly. Okay. Okay. Because I'm wondering like, did you do that to get her from knock to not go on the trip? That would have been a good strategy. That's a good strategy.

It would have been good strategy. Didn't work. But she was already making plans because to her, you guys are barely talking again for a month. She probably was like, hey, it's been my first valentines that I'm, Kind of single. You know, because the past three years you guys were together. You said you broke it off after you messed up. I'm not sure that's how, usually how that happens?

You can. Yeah, you can. You mess up and you break it off? I'm just so tired of you telling me about how many times I messed up. Oh my God. I'm out of here. Is your girl a good person? Yeah, she's a good girl.

Was your girl good to you in the relationship? Earlier in the days, I don't know, but later on, yeah. Figures you're trying to get around. Do you think your girl is capable of getting a free yacht ride in Miami? That she's capable? Oh, yeah, bro. She's probably beautiful. Exactly.

Yeah. But she's not going to take it. She's single. She can do whatever she wants. She's single. She could take it, but doesn't mean she will. She's going to. Y'all are just putting his.

It's Miami. Y'all are putting his vibe on her. He's the, it's his fault. Yes. You're the one that messed up. To be honest with you. Uh-huh. Hold on.

To be honest with you, I actually have not pushed any insecurities over to her. You're calling us. You are calling us tripping that she's going to Miami. Sir, you are insecure right now. If a girl had called us up like, hey, my man is going on a guy's trip to Vegas. I'm scared. What would y'all say? That she's insecure.

You need to trust the man. Not all men are like that. We can see. You would never. All they're going to do is go to a basketball game. There would be no reason for a homie helpline for you if the insecurity was not there. Wait, okay, let me, insecurity check. Ross.

Ross. Ross. T.J. Max. Sorry, what was that? Ross. Have you considered, have you looked up flights to Miami to maybe supervised? That's so funny. You're going to Miami, too.

Oh, true. That is true. No, man, I'm not like that. So what are you going to be doing Valentine's Day weekend? No, I'm chilling at the house, you know? Yeah, right. Yeah, right. How much of a lot does that sound like?

That's 100% alive. Hey, I'm just be chilling. I'll be chilling. I hope by myself. What city are you in? Just light some candles. What city are you in? Nah, I'm hosting a cigar event, and that's really it.

A cigar event. Where are you from? Very chill. What freaking 27-year-old holds a cigar? Do y'all really be real right now? Call him on his. Call him on his. Just like you were yelling up a storm at the yacht.

I want to know what that's cold for. What is it? Bro. Where are you from, bro? Networking. Where are you from, bro? Long Beach. You're going to have a cigar event?

Really? Yeah. Yeah. Five six, two. Ross. Ross, what do you even need help with? You're so secure. I'm sorry.

I'm secure. No. No, I was just saying, like, you know, if I'm truly, you know, like, bugging about her, just, you know, let her have fun, let her be. All right. Our phone lines. Conveniently, our dad. Wow.

Wow. No, it's true. It's true. Hey, let's call Miami right now. Let's call Miami. What's in Miami that we know? 305, 305, 305. Thore.

Call right now. She's leaving. She's leaving today. And I just want her to wish her a great trip. So do I. Everything that she's looking for she finds in Miami. And guess what? If she does talk to a guy, that's the risk that you put up after doing those things that you do with her.

Like we are not going to be like, hey, she shouldn't be going. Yeah. We started talking again. No. Yeah. I had a good friend that he was talking to a girl. It wasn't like, it was like getting serious, but it wasn't like official. She went on a trip.

He's talking about you, Greg. No, no, no. No, she went on a trip. She went on a trip to the East Coast, right? And she met a guy out there and pretty much never came back. Yes. And they didn't work out and she got pregnant. Wow.

It worked out for her. She found what she was looking for. But also, he was also like, I can't commit. I can't. Like, we're going back and forth on our little like isms. Yeah. And then she was like, this is not what. If anything you showed her what she's looking for and what she's not looking

for. Was that you? And she went to, Nuevaio. No, Du-da-dun-dun-dun. Dominician in her life. No, he's talking about it.

But yeah, that happens, and it's not her wrong. It's not her wrong. It's not. Before the phone lines died, someone called and said, how dare she not tell him when the flight was booked? Right? It was something like that. What?

She should have said something. They were broken up. Don't trust her. She should have said something. They were broken up. And she told him. Conveniently forgot. I'm going to Miami.

That week that they broke up, she probably booked it. When she had told him, if he broke up with her after messing around or talking to somebody else in the month that they've had been broken up. When they probably, she probably was venting to her girl. You know what we need? We need a church to Miami girl. Yeah. And they booked it. She now needs to hit up her ex and tell him, I'm going to Miami.

Well, the second that they start talking again. What? No, it doesn't need to be the second, but it's like, okay, imagine it was like, oh, so what you do today? And it's like, oh, nothing just hung out that you're going to conveniently left the fact out that you booked a flight to Miami. That's not your business. That would be like the upsetting part. If it was booked before, like when we broke up, when we weren't talking, all right, fine. I see it all the time.

You guys, even if you did something and you're like, dang, I did it, but now we got back together. Oh, no way, tell her. Who do I tell her? You guys do the same thing. When do I tell me that I'm doing my birthday at Sam's. Because the homies did that. I'll talk about it the day before. Whoops.

There's that part of it too. I don't know. My last relationship, she told me the second, like, we started talking. That she booked a flight to Puerto Rico. And I was just like,

oh, yeah, that's not good. That's not good at all. I didn't like it. And she still went. Yeah. Did I like it? I didn't like it at all.

I crashed out every single second that I was there. That you were where? Yeah. That I was at home, that she was there when she was in Puerto Rico. Yeah, yeah. And I was like,

her topless bars of men and Puerto Rico? That's just a guy. I had no shirt on. Just no shirt. No, it's a whole bar. You're topless sometimes here too. I mean, you're dedicated to it.

Well, it's not as bad as bottomless. It's Puerto Rico. I was like hot. Topless. It's Miami. It's their sons out. Fools just take their shirts off.

It's not that big of them. Yeah. But she was in Puerto Rico. Your girl at that time. Oh, yeah. So yet it's hot. The guys are going to be

without their shirts. Inside of a bar as bartenders. What bartender you do that's bar? Well, it's different. Yes. There's a whole bar that out there in Puerto Rico that is dedicated to bartenders not wearing their shirts and these foods are ripped as hell.

Ripped! Who would you be going to a strip club, huh? That's right, bro. Greg is like, it's not even fully nude. They have personalities, all right? I'm supporting women. Don't do that. She was supporting men.

Those are bartenders. I want you to know, my friend, this trip is not about you. Your feelings are hurt, but also think about what you did to get yourself in this situation. Every time something goes wrong, you can tell yourself, what did I do that got me here? So that you have some power, control over how to get out of it. Like you said, working on yourself, being better, I don't know, watching a TED Talk. Smoke a cigar. Just Googling therapy.

Not going. You guys Google it. Getting on Reddit. Whatever you need to do, do those things in this moment. That's for her. And it's the risk you're taking if she does meet someone else. And that's in your head. But the worst thing you can do is be blowing her up while she's out there

Yeah, no, just show up instead Just show up instead Best of Brown bag Jose We're ready for your Valentine Are you in the bathroom? Who's in the toilet? We're ready for your Valentine's poem, you ready?

Oh, a little bit He's wiping All right, give it to us, but Not smelly flush the toilet first Courtesy What? This is for my girl

Okay Okay Okay okay If beauty were time You'll be my eternity If 50 were stars You'll be my galaxy And if baby

And if sexy was a crime I'll visit you every weekend That's for your girl It's for his girl It's not for us Okay got it All right Let's go to Precious

And Southgate That was great Shout out to you Jose Precious Hello What's up from Ben Yes, precious. Hit us with your Valentine's poem.

Okay, you brought me sunshine when I only saw rain. You brought me laughter when I only saw pain. But through it all, you turn on the radio on, listen to Brown Bag in the morning, and again, get turned on all over again with the music that brings love. Love always precious. Whoa. Wow. Oh, my God.

I'm a little bit hot. I feel like she sealed it with a kiss. Wow, Uberto, what do you think of that one? She added her name to it. Oh, my God, I just wrote it. Umberto wants to know how precious you really are. He's turned on. But it's yours off.

Answer, answer. Answer, how? Answer, why do you shy? Go fold. Come on. He's shooting his shy. I mean, come on. My name says it all.

I'm precious. If you were a hot wing, would you be mild, hot or spicy? All right, you know what? Spicy all the way. I'm on needle. I'm a little. Who was that? Oh, it burns.

Get a room. All right. Hold on. Hold on. Chewlett. If you were a hot week, stop. Stop.

That's his icebreaker question. That's a. That's his first day question. Oh, my. Oh, my. All right. Jessica. Jessica.

Jessica. Hi. Good morning. Hi, Jessica. Tell us your poem. Jessica. Are you ready? Uh, yeah, sorry.

I understood like a poem just for Valentine's. So this is one that my now husband told me once. Okay. Okay. So you're the sugar in my tea. Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead. You're the sugar in my cake.

The sweetest Valentine. There will ever be my one and only sold meat. Aw. How do you still have it? Oh, I have it on a little note because he gave it to me with business. Oh, that's so cute. Shout out to your man. Shout out to your man.

All right, hold out of the line. Hold on the line. Hold on the line. Don't go anywhere, little lady. I want some like chicken wing one like Humberth was just saying. Jay, Jay, Jay in South L.A. Jay. Hey, good morning.

Jay, tell us your Valentine's poem. It could be to whoever from whatever. So go ahead. This is my love letter to Power 106. So roses are red, liens are blue. Power 106, we're turning up for you. From morning vibes to late night flow on Power 1. Final six feel the love in every show.

Wow. Wow. I like that. I like that. That was great. I like that. I like that. I felt love.

Yes. I like it. Mm-hmm. I felt chat cheap. I need to feel something. Yeah. Hey, Kobe. Cheapy.

What? Who said that? It's true. Who said what? What did that? All right. All right. Kobe.

Kobe. What's up? Kobe. Yo, what up? Hey, Kobe. Kobe. Give us your, give us your romantic poem for Valentine's Day, bro. All, all.

This is my girl, Stephanie. I look You ain't just my Valentine For today You're my forever Everywhere everywhere From late night Talks to morning light

Love you just feel so right Okay Wow Those are great And I'm sure your loved ones That you just said it to Like would love and appreciate it Who wins our

Brown Night Morning's poem I'm still turned on by that one girl Yeah chicken wings Yeah Chicken wings Her name is precious Precious Oh my God

Preciosa? Yes. Oh. Hold on the line. We're going to hook you with your pick of either Pesso Pluma or Cardi B tickets because that's how we do here. We got those tickets on deck. Both. 5106 or Roberto.

He's going to take your info. He's going to have your number anyway. Might as well. Might as well. Dancing bear. Zool would come here? Now what's going on? She's Mason with Angie.

I hear a bad bunny may be giving us. something for Valentine's Day. Yeah, so Bad Bunny actually, he has a tradition that started back in 2018, right? So it's going to be what, eight years? Oh, you're making me do months? I mean, years. Yeah, it'll be eight years if he actually continues it.

So since 2018, he's been doing this thing where, like, on Valentine's Day, he has this thing of he either drops new music or he drops, like, the music video of a song. So it's a special day for him. Definitely. It's like Bad Bunny Day, honestly. Wow. Honestly.

I think Bad Bunny Day was a few days ago. Yeah. They're going to take this from us if you keep really bad, okay? Well, I mean, it's a Valentine's Day if it's not, if Bad Bunny doesn't drop. Just saying, just saying, that's really the thing. As a Bad Bunny fan, you're used to him doing this. He has the heart on his album.

Well, even in this last album, No, no, no, in that, the heart one in, in Venezuela. He says, like, in Spanish, he's like, even if we break up, I'll go I'll meet you again so we can follow love again because I love falling in love like he talks about like he's that lover guy he's a lover boy so he's done it for eight years yeah if it happens yeah yeah I know like in 2024 he didn't but that's why he was like in his little villain era of like oh so he skipped years I'm one year one year but that's when he was with the Jenner yeah that's when he was sad and down and he was just like little drop monocco but everything else was on the album was like he even dropped the DTMF video I'm about Valentine's Day. Yeah, it's like in 2025 last year, actually, he dropped the music video for Tudista. That's the one you're thinking of.

Oh, okay, okay, okay. Yeah. Vito loves San Valentin. Yeah, 223, Oh, Hito's Lindo, which everybody loves. Oh, Angie, is that way he took down everything from his page? Yeah. A lot of people are speculating, like,

maybe this is like he's going to bring us something. Or announce a new album? Because he, I don't, he cleared, no, I don't think so, I don't think so. He cleared his whole feed on Instagram. He usually does that after every album. Like, he clears his whole feed and everything. Hopefully it's a new album.

I hope it's the rollout I've been waiting for. Another album or what? Oh, wait, what role? Him and Carol G. I'm leticia. Oh. I hope it is. That's not going to happen.

No. Letty has like a conspiracy board at her house. The manifestation board. Yeah. Carol G and Bedouin. I would say Jessica Alba before Carol G. No, she's married. She's with that one actor for.

Oh, yeah, yeah. She's dating with someone. With the new Captain America. Yes. Yeah, Danny and Vermears. You know who's not? Carol Jean. She is free.

But he was homies with Fade. Yeah. Has that stopped you all? Oh. Yeah. True. Anyway. No.

I think maybe he's going to drop a new song because, okay, during the Super Bowl performance, right? He had this announcement that said the only thing more powerful than love. I mean, then hate is love. Which every time that he drops on Valentine's Day, it's always has to do with love. So maybe that was like a little Easter. Hey. Hold on. If that's the name of the album.

I think that was about America? A powerful message? It might be like something we're going to fight with love. I know. If he used that for marketing, you would feel kind of, oh. Yeah, I would hope not. I would hope he was genuine about that and it was just like, my new album, everyone. Well, what's the name of his album maybe?

No, I hope not. I hope not. Please, Bad Buddy. If it's not too late, please stop it. Don't do that. Don't do it. It's a great message. Leave it at that.

Well, I still hope he does drop tomorrow. Yeah. Valentine's Day. Something. Even if it's a music video, I'll take it bad, buddy. Just don't break tradition. Hard lunch, y'all. A hard lunch, with Carol G.

I don't think so. Okay, well, it's what I think so. Oh, true. Okay. Best of Brown Bag.