Brown Bag Mornings - BEST OF Brown Bag Mornings: 🚓 DDG Reacts to Halle Bailey’s New Man, 🕵️ When Is It OK to Snitch on Your Bestie? & 📞 Smokey Fresh Out of Jail Needs Game (02/04/26)

Episode Date: February 4, 2026

🚓 Petty Police: DDG vs Halle Bailey’s new man, Scott Bridgeway — the crew breaks down who’s really being petty 👀🔥📱 Scrolling with the Homies w/ Greg C: At what level do you snitch on... your bestie? Loyalty is on the line and somebody might be folding NEXT 😬🌤️ The Weather w/ Concrete Storm: Your Wednesday, February 4th weather update☎️ Homie Helpline: Smokey is fresh out of jail with a good heart but no game. Can the crew help him shoot his shot with women? We got him 🎯🗣️ Chismation with Angie: A wild case unfolding in real time — a well-known reporter’s mother is missing and police are asking the public for help🧠 Hella Studious: Science says thank you, Batman 🦇 — Concrete breaks down what the research is really telling usTap in for today’s laughs, debates, and more or Listen to the FULL Episode 🎧🔥See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Best of Brown bag. That's the sound of the police. The petty police. You're petty. You're just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest.
Starting point is 00:00:11 Pretty pettiest. All right. Got someone being petty towards their ex's new thing. All right? Have you ever had it where, I don't know, maybe your ex-girl got what a dude that's like a DJ and all of a sudden you hate going to clubs and clubs are stupid and DJs are whack? Or your ex-man got out of a lashed. And all of a sudden you like your lashes natural.
Starting point is 00:00:32 We're not going to do. You know what I'm saying? It's like those slight little disses. Yeah. Towards someone that happens to be the new occupation of your ex-boo. Oh yeah. You mean like when they downgrade. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:00:46 Hold on here. Downgrade to a DJ. Hold on here. Hold on here. Hold on here. Hold on. My son's a DJ. Oh, damn.
Starting point is 00:00:55 Wow. You know, you just say like, my best friend is. My son's a DJ I would never You know You end up doing your digging And you find out what your ex's new thing does And you're like
Starting point is 00:01:08 I hate that stuff Yeah They're a mechanic I hate cars Who fixes cars All right well That is what streamer and rapper DDG may have done
Starting point is 00:01:21 He was on stream And he was talking about like New celebrities And how streamers have this big influence and he also kind of made a jab at producers. Now, his ex-Bee Your Mama, Little Mermaid, La Hallie Bailey, she's with a producer and a really great credited producer. And let me see, his name is Scott Bridgeway,
Starting point is 00:01:42 and he actually worked on the GNX album. He did Swabble Up Luther and Picaboo. He has contributions to all of those records. So, like, they were at the Grammys. And everybody's like, oh, is he trying to diss him because he's at the Grammys with the X and he's the producer? All right, check out what he said on his story. stream about producers.
Starting point is 00:02:00 There are celebrities that are very influential, but it's 1%. A Z-less streamer got more influenced than a man. Look at a damn producer. You know what I mean? Even a Z-less streamer has more influence than a damn producer. I wonder if he's ever heard of Perel or Dr. Drey. But he said, that's 1%. You know?
Starting point is 00:02:23 It just seems very like, like, like very direct. A Drek subliminal? He's just salty, so he's trying to bring anything out. That's the thing. That's what he's saying. Like, he could have been anything, and he would have made fun of him. True, true, true, true. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:35 He's not completely wrong. About what part? Well, he's not completely wrong. What part? Well, I mean, streamers and guys like that, they do have a big influence. When you look at guys like, you know, the boxer, what was his name? Right Garcia? No, you know, the YouTube.
Starting point is 00:02:50 What was his name? Oh, Jake Paul. Yeah, like Jake Paul. Like, he's a YouTuber, but look at how much extreme influence he's brought to the sport of boxing and giving actual boxers big bags. Yeah. But actual boxers get them to like, you know. No, no, no, I know.
Starting point is 00:03:03 I know. I know I'm saying like enough for Netflix to give them deals and all that stuff. Yeah. There's massive influence. I think there's multiple ways to do it. Yeah. And that just happens to be his lane. And the other lane is like being really, really great at your craft and like pro and all of this.
Starting point is 00:03:18 And I think that's where the traditional versus modern. And then he's just like totally different because he's not talking about a streamer or a rapper. He's talking about something completely. The other genre or like another occupation because that happens, quote unquote, to be the occupation of her, his exes new person. Yeah. And, Con, you're not wrong with like the streamers. They are influential. But DDG said a Z-lister.
Starting point is 00:03:40 So like the worst of the worst. So like, like, yeah. So that's why it's like, he's like, oh, come on, dog. Be real. You know what I'm saying? Like that's not accurate at all. He's just salty. It's like it is, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:03:51 Like if Vicks started streaming today. Yeah. No, yesterday. He did. He did. He did. Yes, he did. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:56 What is it called? He has more influenced. No, no, no, no. But, like, saying that, he would have more influence than this guy that was on JanX, one of Grammys, and is with his baby mama. You know, it's a petty. It's a little, ping, ping. So you just started?
Starting point is 00:04:11 Yeah, just yesterday. So you're definitely in the Z's. Yeah, I'm trying to get to the Y's. Okay. You got this, bro. You got this. Use the platform. What is it?
Starting point is 00:04:20 What is your? Oh, yeah. Rosecrans, Vic. Okay. Nice. So shy. I'm on Twitch, Rosecrenzvick. We're getting there.
Starting point is 00:04:31 I'm proud of them. First five subscribers, you are, who. Give away after 10 subscribers. 13 hours for $4. He'll get there. Vick is incredible. Let's go, baby.
Starting point is 00:04:46 We're going to support you. Yeah, Vic is great. Back to this full. He's being petty. Oh, for sure. And loki, he was with India Love and reported allegedly. He had his own, like, Academy of Girls
Starting point is 00:04:56 trying to hook up with him too, not one word from his ex. Like she didn't come out dissing or talking smack about any kind of girl or the occupation, but he went around and been like, hey. That's true. Producers or, ew. You're streaming like every girl that I was with too. He was trying really hard to get a response. No, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:05:20 We're going to look in this room right here and see who would snitch on their best friend. We don't know who it is. Why would you? Because the new streamer The new streamer? He's going to be streaming the snitching. Dubs in the chat. Snitches get riches.
Starting point is 00:05:35 Come on, let's go. He'll snitch for the subscribers. There's a viral TikTok trend that's going on right now and it's an AI video of FBI agents walking into a room giving you an interrogation. Yeah. Yes, like if you're sitting at a table and they're walking in
Starting point is 00:05:50 and they're going to give you different levels of what you would snitch at for your best friend. Got it. Now they say like, snitch for like, I don't know, some yuck in a box or something. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like they're putting stuff in front of you and seeing what would take for you to snitch. All right. You guys have to call that one you'll start ratting. Okay.
Starting point is 00:06:08 So there's different levels. All right. Once he hits that level, let me play it. Boom. The FBI is looking for your best friend. On which level would you snitch? Level one, unlimited free Uber rides for life. Travel anywhere without paying ever again. Level two, a personal chef cooking any dish you want. Restaurant level meals every day. Level three, perfume that makes anyone, instantly like you. One spray and every person feels instant attraction toward you. Level four, a wallet that refills with $100 every morning, guaranteed daily cash forever. Level five, a room full of brand new sneakers. Every size fits you perfectly.
Starting point is 00:06:43 Level six, a ticket allowing you to retry any day of your life once. Fix any mistake you ever made. Level seven, a chip that boosts your learning speed times 10. Master any skill unbelievably fast. Level 8. A Lamborghini super yacht. So the ultimate luxury on the water. I'm snitching. You're snitching on the Lamborghini yacht? Offer me a Lambo and everybody's on a jail.
Starting point is 00:07:09 Which level you're thinking of it? The go back in the day and change that one thing. Yeah. Yeah. You could change that one thing. If I could change one thing, yeah. Why? Your mistakes is what makes you today.
Starting point is 00:07:26 No. I wouldn't change my mistake other people's mistakes. You choose level six then. That's level six. That's level six? Yes. I would choose, yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:34 A ticket to retry any day. Honestly, none of them were convincing to me. Wow. Because I'm thinking even the yacht, I'm like, I can't even swim. What if I just slip and die? I'm gone. Yeah, I'm not snitch either.
Starting point is 00:07:46 The boat sounded cool, but then I'm like, you got to do maintenance. That's probably super expensive. What? You got to pay somebody to clean it. I'm good. I'm good. No, and then it costs for lots of duct those.
Starting point is 00:07:56 Exactly. Yeah. There's a lot of prices associated. $100 a day with the wallet. You're the only snage. Clearly, I'll be happy on my lammal. Y'all not invited. You're not invited.
Starting point is 00:08:05 I'm driving it. Level eight? Level eight is the level. Yeah, that's the last one. Level one was unlimited Uber rides. Level two was a personal chef. Level three was a perfume that makes anyone fall in love with you. That one's good to.
Starting point is 00:08:16 Level four? Level four, wallet that refills with $100 every day. Need more inflation. Level five. Level five, a room full of new sneakers. Level six, a ticket to return. any day, level seven, chip that boosts your learning. That one is the one that I would be like...
Starting point is 00:08:31 Which one? Could Angie sit down for a little bit? You know what? Get her out? I'll learn how to get her out. Br, I finally learn Spanish for real. Oh, yeah. You can learn anything.
Starting point is 00:08:44 When I heard that, I'm like, Letty has that already. Oh, she's such a good best. No, she does. She knows stuff really quickly. Me and the other hand, who? Here, Enra, Kisale. Just kiss already. Just snitch on each other.
Starting point is 00:08:59 Khan is like, wait, where does it enter? I enter, never, I see. And now, the weather. With concrete storm. Peritos then it's going down for the weather. Wednesday, February 4th. First, we go to the glorious city of Menifee, where a place where Cholo's move and never see an enemy.
Starting point is 00:09:21 You're 84 and 46 at night. Now we run like forest to the city of Gardina. I love you. you, Jana. Tina, Gina and Sabrina. Eighty-four and you're 53 at night. Now we're going to 88 to the city of Blythe. Where it feels like you travel back in time.
Starting point is 00:09:37 84 and 48 at night. Lastly, we start the dickies to the city of Folsom. When I'm broke, I ask my perros, hey, let me hold some. 66 and 44 at night, Perritos. It's going to be pretty hot. I heard down next week, it's going to be cold, so keep your sweaters around,
Starting point is 00:09:53 dog. Last week was supposed to be hot. This week's cold. Next week's high. I don't create the weather, dog. We'll do something about it. Ask Jesus about the weather. He creates everything. So it's not my fault, dog. His dad does.
Starting point is 00:10:06 His puppy does. Menifee, 82, 46 at night. Cardina, 84 and 53, the city of Blythe, 84 and 48. And Folsom, 66 and 44. Perito, your boy, concrete. For Bombach morning, it's our power 106. All right, check this out, homie.
Starting point is 00:10:24 You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean phone line. We've got you for. The homie help line. Smokey needs our help. Smokey.
Starting point is 00:10:37 Smokey hit us up and said, What's up, Brown bag? They call me Smokey, and I need your help. I really want a woman in my life, but I don't know how to get one since I got out of jail. He said, I'm a big fan of y'all. I started listening to you guys when I was locked up for driving a car without the owner's consent. Oh, he.
Starting point is 00:10:55 Without the owner's consent. That's stealing the car, isn't it? It's all borrowing. Yeah, borrowing without permission. He did his time. He did his time. He did his time. All right.
Starting point is 00:11:05 Yeah. Well, it's been a long time since I dated and been with a woman. I got out of county in 2023. I've been really focused on myself. I've been sober now for three years. Wow. Now that I got my stuff together more, I want to date. That's right.
Starting point is 00:11:20 The only problem is I don't know how to talk to or approach a female. And honestly, have no game at all. My last relationship was with my BM. They call her downer. That's right. And you stop doing it. I know.
Starting point is 00:11:38 I do it. But we practiced. That was so perfect. That was awesome. Yeah, that was amazing. That was amazing. Sorry, he said, that was a super duper toxic one. We started dating in 2016 and broke it off in 2021.
Starting point is 00:11:55 Ever since I left my baby mama, I noticed I get anxious in crowded places, and I start thinking everyone is just staring at me. Also, when I try to shoot my shot, I back down and don't shoot. Well, that's good. That's good, that is good. We're so very happy to know that. We don't need you back in jail, bro. No, we don't. Don't shoot.
Starting point is 00:12:16 Okay. He said, God didn't give me the looks or body, but I know I have a good heart. Oh, my God. He said, smoky. What is it left? He said, I don't know, cry later, boom. He said, I don't know if there's any way to help me. Do you think there's hope?
Starting point is 00:12:36 I can find love, or should I just give up and be happy with my three kids? Oh, my God. Smokey. Smokey the beer. I picture him, like, just sitting there writing this out in a letter. Sad fool. It's all sad fool. And his notebook.
Starting point is 00:12:52 Okay. he's on the line Smokey Hey What a surprise Hello What's up bro What up Smokey
Starting point is 00:13:04 Oh what's up Oh Smokey So let's get a little bit Backstory bro You were in county And you were listening to us Yeah I was at a substation
Starting point is 00:13:15 And uh To dad my sister So yeah When my sister used to come visit You should be like Hey should be listening To Brownback in the morning I was a
Starting point is 00:13:24 I'll check it out so I had a radio inside and I saw I listen to you I think yeah oh my gosh that's so awesome bro and you took your you had to sit down
Starting point is 00:13:36 for a little bit because oh my it's so crazy you took a car and they didn't give you permission to take it but you know what you know what what?
Starting point is 00:13:42 What happened up? Yeah yeah yeah yeah what kind of car was it I'm just curious true true A car
Starting point is 00:13:52 What kind of What kind was it? Lexus I. 50. Oh. Those are nice. I'd have one of those.
Starting point is 00:14:01 How'd you start it? I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Hey, Hey, Smokey, we talk to us. So I guess you come out and you're seeing
Starting point is 00:14:08 that she's, it's pretty tough to start dating, huh? Yeah. I guess it was just differences back then. How long were you in county?
Starting point is 00:14:20 I was in county for like a whole year like a year and a half I thought you did like 20 years No think about it he got he got he got locked up during I got out I got out no I went in in 2021 once my daughter my last daughter was born
Starting point is 00:14:40 my youngest one And it's different because before that he was with his baby mama Yeah And then after that So you did like two years roughly Yeah, so after that When I came out It's just different
Starting point is 00:14:54 I don't know Then I just I was like First like before I even do anything I got to fix myself It's like hey Should I give up on trying to get Someone just focus on my kids Or should I like is there hope for me
Starting point is 00:15:07 Yeah Like now that I have like All like my money is up I have everything that I need you know So I was all right for sure Like maybe it's time for me to start dating But I just don't know now
Starting point is 00:15:21 because it's so different and you said your words that's feyito oh yeah yeah for sure that doesn't matter smoking
Starting point is 00:15:32 you're cute you're cute to somebody bro it's like my other homie from back there like hey uh
Starting point is 00:15:40 uh uh verb verb matacara you know maybe but then again I just like dude but also you don't have game
Starting point is 00:15:47 yeah I'm like, well, you're missing that too, can let me tell you. Let's go to Slick Vic in Wilmington. What's up, Slick Vick. What up?
Starting point is 00:15:57 What's up? What's up? Slick Vick, from Wheatmas. What up? Slick Vick. What would you tell the homie,
Starting point is 00:16:05 Broke? Smokey! You got to keep shooting your shell like it by la sands on the carges, folks. Oh, yeah. Ever stop, but,
Starting point is 00:16:12 you got to keep pushing, dog. Look, what you got going for you right now? You got the bad boy image, you've been in prison. Women love that. They love the fact that you've been in prison,
Starting point is 00:16:22 you're a bad boy. Right? So what you do, you take whatever you learn in prison or jail or county, whatever, right? Look, obviously you know how to make a good spread. Enhance that, Pedro, make it look good, you know,
Starting point is 00:16:33 make that ramen beer soup, you know, you don't what to do. And then, like, you know, get your routine on. Burpees, come on, but all right. Yeah. It has to be on point.
Starting point is 00:16:42 Get your body back right. Yeah. All I'm going to say is, dog, look. Like the other guy said, let love come to you. Let it find you. So what I'm going to suggest is take a bunch of pictures with your primas. Make sure they're pretty ones, all right? Like, that's all you find people.
Starting point is 00:16:59 Take pictures with them and let me tag you. And then your prima's hungry. They're like, oh, what's a girl? Who's avatoreta? They'll come to you, dog. They will come to you. Marketing. Internal marketing.
Starting point is 00:17:10 Enlist the primas. That's the propaganda. Yeah. I like it. Propaganda. If you build the body, they will come. That's a good one. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:17:18 That's right. Now you shank him, me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Shank him a love. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It says that, like, you, you know about this.
Starting point is 00:17:28 Why do you know how to, like, do it? I'm a fellow felon, baby, yeah. Like, you know, I went in, I learned. I learned what I had to learn in there. And then when I came out, I applied that out here, you know? What did you learn? Yeah, what you learned in there, huh? Oh, I learned a lot.
Starting point is 00:17:41 Dude, I was in the fed, though. I didn't do county stuff. I went straight to the fed. Dang. I don't know how to make, you know, we're making tamales in there, we're making rice bowls, tuna bowls. I'm like, I'm a bomb-assette out here. Like, I'm dope. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:53 I'm tall. That's right. Slick, Vic. Slick, Vic. You already know what time it is in. We're doing burpees all day, all day. Hey, did you have any pen pills? My grandma.
Starting point is 00:18:07 Oh, that's so. He's only one that row me. Oh, my wita. Oh, I tequered. Oh, no. Slick is good. Slickick is good. Because look how you have to do.
Starting point is 00:18:19 Yeah. That's where you find them when your real homies are, you know? Dang. We thought. And I'm glad you're good and you're out
Starting point is 00:18:27 and you're living good. We appreciate you. Jackie, Jackie and Catalina Island. What's up, Jackie? Catalina. Good morning. Back. Jackie, what is going on?
Starting point is 00:18:37 Side note. What's going on with the freaking deer over there? Are you for or against all of them being? Bro. I am totally against it. We need help. me to do whatever you can publicly to get that out there.
Starting point is 00:18:47 It is horrible. You have like 2,000 deer out there, no? And bison, right? She wants them there or gone? No, she wants them there. No, we want them here. People come here to see deer, not a stupid plant. Yeah, because the reason why they want to get rid of the deer is because they are not letting
Starting point is 00:19:04 the plants kind of do their thing. That's because they're messing up the ecosystem. Well, the plants are native. But that lady is the only person that cares about the plant. Like, honestly, everybody else wants the deer is wild. Oh, it's a lady. All right, all right, right. Back to the topic.
Starting point is 00:19:18 Smokey needs our help. Smoky needs our help. Anyways. Smokey, what's that, bro? Can you hear me? Yes. Smoky. He can hear you.
Starting point is 00:19:28 He can't talk back because everyone's on hold. We don't have like a conference call on our phones yet. No worries. Okay, well, Smokey, I am just like you. I'm a little bit older. Well, I got my shit together. I've been single for a long, long time, and let's go on a date. Straight to the point.
Starting point is 00:19:50 I like that. Wow. Do you want him to go? You want him to go to Catalina? What happens? You go over there? He comes here. What's going down?
Starting point is 00:19:58 Well, I don't know, because that's an exchange. You've asked him. So we got to figure that part out. Okay, okay, okay. He got money, girl. He got money? True. But on your break date, you get a free ride.
Starting point is 00:20:09 If he really cares, you'll swim over there, right? There we go. There we go. Birthday rides are out. Birthday rides are out, but still you can get a coupon. Okay. Oh, yeah? Jackie, hold on the line.
Starting point is 00:20:19 Hold on the line. Wow. Hey, we got Vanessa. Vanessa and Carson. What's up, Vanessa? Vanessa. Vanessa. Vanessa.
Starting point is 00:20:29 Hello. Hi, Vanessa. Vanessa. We're trying to help. Smokey. He said he has no game, but he wants to start dating again. What do you want to tell him? It's okay.
Starting point is 00:20:38 Let the girls come to him because that's what I called for. I wanted to shoot my shot. What? Oh, let's go. Hey, Slickick was right. Girls do like a felon. It's tough. It's right.
Starting point is 00:20:49 Vanessa, Vanessa, shoot your shot, Vanessa. What would you tell him? So what's up, Smokey? My name's Vanessa. I'm 39 right now.
Starting point is 00:20:59 My birthday is actually next week. I must be 40. I have a kid as well, but I do go stuff together. I work full-time. I take care of my kids, but I also like to go out and have some fun.
Starting point is 00:21:12 So I'm down for a blind date if you're willing to to be my birthday present. Who knows? Oh, cute. All right, Smokey did say he's, uh, that he's, he's just so you know. But he's tall.
Starting point is 00:21:27 Beauty's and I either behold. It doesn't matter. It's not good. I could build his confidence. Oh, okay. Okay. Hold on, hold on. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:21:34 Wow. Wow. That's amazing. This is the homie hookup line. It's a party line right now. Oh, yeah, yeah. Hey, Smokey. He's all happy.
Starting point is 00:21:43 Smokey. Bro, do you hear that? We got two girls, bro. And Miss Beke? Yeah, I hear that. Fuck about it. He's blushing. Say something back, bro.
Starting point is 00:21:58 Say something back. What, I'm speechless. I'm saying that's I'm like, la. Bye, Hey.
Starting point is 00:22:12 Guys, y'all really suck. Hey. Help them. He turned to the foot. He turned to the food. They're good. He's flattered.
Starting point is 00:22:26 He's flattered. For real? Gunny's never stayed that. He has to shoot a shot. Who gets to shoot a shot? Which one sounds more appealing or what? I don't know. Hi.
Starting point is 00:22:42 Hi. Melissa Linwood. What's up Melissa? Well, I'm just going to tell him like, don't be scared. Let's go to dinner. I'll hide my car keys. You know, let's have some conversation. And, you know.
Starting point is 00:22:56 She said she'll hire her car keys. Melissa, you're down? Yeah. Just being, like, you know, you never know, you got to put yourself out there and, you know, like, if it's a good person, well, let's see. Oh, my God. We got Evelyn in Bellflower. Evelyn. I'm a little shy, too.
Starting point is 00:23:18 I haven't been dating. Okay. So you guys are both going to be another corner of the room. Both of the line, Evelyn. All these girls heard was 6-2 and felon. That's it. I know. No.
Starting point is 00:23:31 And bread. He's better. That's not that ugly. Six-two breaded up. They pictured that guy that went viral for the mugshot? Smokey. No, no, they know. They know his tapeito.
Starting point is 00:23:41 Right, Smokey? Smoky, are you there? Huh? Uh-huh. Smoky. Me? Where are you from, first of all? Oh, true.
Starting point is 00:24:00 The valley? No, don't say that, no. Which valley, fool? You should have lied Who said Mulvowl or something, Da. For a por a hos. See, we got good hearts in the valley.
Starting point is 00:24:19 He has it tied out on his leg, bro. Oh, girls, he has tattoos. He's tatted up too. Taddy from the A1-8 skirts? All right. All right, Smokey, we're going to set something up because we do have a bunch of women that are down. And I, Loki, I love the game women.
Starting point is 00:24:35 have like, you know what? If he's not going to shoot a shot, I'm a shoot a shot. And hey, you try, you meet new people or all of that. That's what you need. You need those experiences. I think we're going to get it. Aren't we going to upset that? Dude, yes, yes.
Starting point is 00:24:46 And look, whatever you do and ask you a question, just don't be like, like, talk right for them. Have confidence. Have confidence. And if you guys go on a day, we could set it up. You know, we set it up. I'll pick the restaurant. So, like, Smokey, you're going to be on a day.
Starting point is 00:25:00 And Smokey, what do you like to do? Tell me what you do, like, besides work? I do go out by myself. Like, I do go to theaters, whatever. I go take a hike. Okay. No, no, no, don't take a hike. Go on a hike.
Starting point is 00:25:14 Taking a hike is like, get the hell out of here. Yeah, that. Okay, okay. All right. Okay. Okay. All right. We love you, bro.
Starting point is 00:25:35 We do. We do. We're going to change that part of your. your life around, bro. Yeah. You're going to be, at least you're going to have experience under your belt and you're going to know how to maneuver through these waters, okay? We appreciate you.
Starting point is 00:25:47 Hold on the line, okay? All right. We got to set that up. Oh, Smokey. I want to, like, like, make him talk. Like, put it in there. Like, put it in there. Like, I know there's something he has to say, but he just gets, like, tongue-tied.
Starting point is 00:26:02 Yes, yes, he. So what do you like to do? Ugh. I'm hungry. What do you do besides work? Work? Think about work. Overtime.
Starting point is 00:26:23 I see your ass. Greg, that's how you sound. Yeah, we're going to set it up. We're going to set it up. No, that's how you sound. That's not how I sound. I'm confident. I'm confident.
Starting point is 00:26:31 No, no, look, this is the thing. I think Greg knows how to shoot his shot, definitely. But if the girls shoot their shot at him, he's like, oh, yeah, 100%. I'm like, especially ladies in uniform. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:26:45 We helped him out. We got to figure it out. We'll power out. We'll brainstorm about how we're going to figure it out. Best of Brown Bag. Yeah. Do it. Come here?
Starting point is 00:26:53 Now what's going on? Cheese Mason with Angie. All right. This is honestly really scary. So Savannah Gunthrey's mom is missing, right? Now, Savannah, she is the co-anchor of NBC's Today's show. And her mom's been missing. missing since Saturday. And right now, officials are still investigating, but they do believe that she
Starting point is 00:27:14 was taken from her bed in the middle of the night. All right, so here. And you don't want to go somewhere. That's an abduction. Investigators do believe Guthrie was, quote, taken from the home against her will, which could include, quote, possible kidnapping or abduction. Also, or possible DNA evidence found at the crime scene. We took some samples that we hope will have enough profile of a DNA. It gives us some identification as to what we're looking at. So, her mother is she is 84 years old she her name is nancy right and i was telling you guys the last time she was was seeing was saturday night uh family members did drop her off at her house like around 9 45 p m then the next day on sunday uh church friend actually called the family and told them like hey like nancy didn't
Starting point is 00:27:58 come to church is she okay so her kids go to her house they started looking for her for like a good hour eventually like around noon on sunday they actually called 911 to say like hey our mom is missing Until now, right now on Wednesday, their mom is still missing. And again, authorities do believe that she was taken against her will, possibly in the middle of the night. And more and more stuff have been coming out. Like lately, I know there was like blood was found. So now they're taking some DNA and seeing like, okay, what? I'll play.
Starting point is 00:28:29 Yeah, what's going on with this, right? And stuff like this happens all the time, unfortunately. This is everywhere right now because her daughter's a news anchor. TMZ got sent like a ransom note. Yeah. This is like happening right now as we speak. Yeah. And supposedly, reportedly, I don't know, I just looked it up, the son-in-law is part of this.
Starting point is 00:28:50 What? Or is a person of interest. Yeah, that's what they're saying. They're still investigating again. Like I was saying, it's an open investigation. One of the things that they said was like the last person to actually see Nancy was her daughter and the son-in-law. So that's why they're saying like, okay. And the daughter, the news anchor.
Starting point is 00:29:06 No, the other daughter. Not Savannah herself. That's the one that dropped him off at 945. Yeah, that's the sister or the daughter that actually dropped her off at 945. That's so weird. It must be like heart-wrenching to report news and then you become the news. Yes, dude. You see, like, is it targeted towards that?
Starting point is 00:29:23 Yeah. Sending TMZ, the ransom note is also really like somebody that wants to be seen like that. And actually there's been two ransom notes. One was sent to TMZ. One was sent actually to the sheriff's apartment. and I believe they're both getting investigated to see how legit they both are. Yeah, which one's actually real.
Starting point is 00:29:41 Harvey, I think, mentioned that there's things that were said in the letters. Details that are like, oh, this is too close to what's happening for it not to be real. So it's wild. I know. And then Savannah, you guys, she was actually supposed to be flying out to Italy because she was going to be hosting like the opening for the Olympics. And she's canceled that because, again, her mom's still missing since Saturday. And is she on air today?
Starting point is 00:30:06 No, she's been gone. She hasn't been on air or anything like that. She posted on Instagram, please pray. Yeah, she did. Hopefully there's cameras or something that catch it. So there is. There was like cameras inside the house, outside the house. They've been asking for neighbors for video, anything like that.
Starting point is 00:30:21 Yeah. But the thing about it is that it was so dark and there's so many bushes that they're saying they can't really see much of it. Crazy. It is. Yeah, that's insane. Hopefully she is back and everything's fine. But they're saying like, you know, know what she did like leave her cell phone she left her car and she does need medication and
Starting point is 00:30:40 things like that for her health so they're really scared about oh yeah no so she has something attached to her phone or something and it's what is it is a pacemaker i'm pacemaker i believe so it's something like that and it stopped working yeah stop thinking and because clearly she's far away so all of that stuff is like dude what's going on yeah it's literally a dateline show right it really is right start tell the studio what's nine plus 10 turn your line look at this Studio's food. But let me tell you one thing. Chivalry is not dead.
Starting point is 00:31:09 Okay. Well, 40% of it. All right. All right? Well, actually, 60% of it. But it's only when there's a superhero around, all right? Because the study says that they were doing a study in Milan subway, and they put a fake pregnant lady in there, and she was standing. And whenever the, whenever Batman was around, gentlemen would actually get up and give the pregnant lady their seat.
Starting point is 00:31:33 but only when Batman was around. 60% did it, the other 40% did not. Oh. So they had somebody dressed as Batman? Yeah. Somebody dressed as Batman. Yeah. And somebody's dressed as a pregnant lady.
Starting point is 00:31:45 Okay. They put her in by herself at first. They put it in by herself. And saw who would, like, give up their seat. And people were more inclined to give up their seat once Batman was in. Oh, yeah. He just reminds you of, like, you got to be a good person. He's like, levanta.
Starting point is 00:32:00 You got to be a vigilante if you see Batman. He's just, you just sometimes. started like, oh no, I got to do right, or else this guy's going to beat me up. Bro, if I see Batman on a subway, I'm like, where's your Batmobile, bro? I'm not doing anything. I'm not getting you up. I'm not moving.
Starting point is 00:32:12 No, maybe he's there for the pregnant lady. Oh, he's there for the pregnant lady. To protect and serve. Maybe the Joker blew up the Batmobile and lost of will and the Joker got away, you know? I don't know. I don't know. Shivory is not. It's shivery bad ladies. That's crazy to me that you wouldn't give up your seat if he wasn't there.
Starting point is 00:32:28 Yeah. Like you're pregnant. I think even me, like anyone that's quote unquote able-bodied, When you see someone that's pregnant, elderly or handicapped, you kind of, that's your C, bro. Like, you stand up. Well, how pregnant? Yeah, and I'm going to say this too. Like, you see the belly.
Starting point is 00:32:43 I'm going to see this. Come on. If you could tell she's pregnant. Yeah. Then you, at that point, it's like, yeah, okay, I see a big belly. Yeah. But then sometimes it's that you got to be careful because then you're like, oh, my God, you're pregnant.
Starting point is 00:32:54 She's like, no, I'm not pregnant. I'm not pregnant. You're just, don't say that. You're giving a lady your seat. Yeah. Period. Well, sometimes it's like, no, I can share. I need to get a car.
Starting point is 00:33:04 You're in the same bus. Same train. Lady, we're both struggling here, okay? Sit on my lap. I have got out. Just sit on my lap. What's wrong? Come on.
Starting point is 00:33:16 You can't get pregnant. You get that. Lady, you're pregnant? I have gout. Which one? Lady, yeah. I got a bad arthritis. I got bad knees.
Starting point is 00:33:29 That's all I say, like, pregnant ladies and old people, I don't ever give up my seat because, like, you never know how they're going to react to it. are always mad about stuff and they're like, no, I can stand, I can do this and that. Oh, I'm like, no, I'm fine. Just because I'm pregnant. It's courtesy. It is courtesy, but people are mean.
Starting point is 00:33:44 I guarantee you that hasn't happened to you. I guarantee you that's just your thought. No, screw all people. I'm sure more people will say thank you than will give you the opposite. Nah, well, people look at me like, you're looking at criminal, all tattooed, I mean, I don't need your help. And I'm like, okay, bro, relax. All the thing there's something like behind what you're doing. And where do you say?
Starting point is 00:34:04 see these old people. Bro, it just happened in East LA like two weeks ago. What were you doing? I was at the hat trying to like open like the door for an old person and it's just like mad dogs
Starting point is 00:34:12 me and looks at me and just like staring at me all nasty. And I'm like, girl, screw you dude and I just closed the freaking door. That's why chivalry's there. So then you closed it on the old person?
Starting point is 00:34:20 He deserves. It was a dude. Chivalry's for girls. McClos is casket too. He's close to there as well. Be kind. If Batman was there you would have been nice
Starting point is 00:34:29 to be that old. No, I would have told Batman to beat him up. Yeah. Batman only beats up bums. all right and criminals that old dude he's not gonna beat up
Starting point is 00:34:36 old man Greg what if that old person was you 30 years before 30 years before because now you're gonna be that old person one day
Starting point is 00:34:43 I hope I'm not old person that's just great angry all the time just get my revenge angry and horns yeah yeah no it's gonna be old people
Starting point is 00:34:51 well not only old people but sometimes women like and it's happened to me where like you you open the door and then they walk in like you owe it to them not even a thank you
Starting point is 00:34:58 rude I didn't even thank you you're not doing it for for them no no no no I'll do it because. You're a good person.
Starting point is 00:35:05 I'll do it because I'm a gentleman. And then it's like, but it's also nice to be like, oh, thank you for opening. But then that's their mess up. At that point, that's their beddle. And then sometimes it's like, oh, he's trying to get at me. He's, you know, he's trying to open the door, be a gentleman. I would not open the door for a baddie. No, you can open it yourself.
Starting point is 00:35:21 I'm not about to get in trouble. He got it, girl. See? He knows. Get it yourself. Not, dude. I do it for a baddie and a non-baddie. No, badie's got to figure it out.
Starting point is 00:35:30 There's some schmuck over there opening for you. Not me. a faithful man. So you all that way, it's me. It's me. Then you fight in the car. Why'd you hold it open so long
Starting point is 00:35:41 and look at her when she walked away? Oh, go ahead. Babe. Open the door, babe. Oh, God. Baby, can you pull the car around? This is not even the study.
Starting point is 00:35:50 It's not. I would support you in getting up if someone you see is either even if you think they're pregnant and they might not be. You don't have to say, hey, since you're pregnant, sit down. It's just like, hey, you can sit down.
Starting point is 00:36:02 Yeah. What if they're old and pregnant? And Greg, would you do it? Would you get up for that? Screw them as well. Right, Craig? Someone did. Someone did.
Starting point is 00:36:09 Someone did. I don't know. I'm not nice to people anymore. Yeah. Well, that's studious food. You both concrete brown bag morning. Thank you. Stay. Stay smart America.
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