Brown Bag Mornings - BEST OF Brown Bag Mornings: 👶 Diaper Drama, 🤖 AI Warnings & 📱 Jessica Caught in Homie Helpline Chaos (02/03/26)

Episode Date: February 3, 2026

Today’s Brown Bag Mornings is packed with messy debates, tech paranoia, and relationship drama 🎙️🔥 🚓 Petty Police: Who’s really more petty? The crew debates whether guys should be changing diapers — or if some men are dodging daddy duties 👶😬📱 Scrolling with the Homies (DJ Greg C): AI is AI’ing — Will Smith warned us in I, Robot. Is AI officially taking over the world? 🤖😳🌤️ Concrete Storm: Your daily weather update☎️ Homie Helpline: Jessica trusted her man’s baby mama… now she’s sexting her fiancé 😬 Should she snitch or stay out of it? The crew weighs in🗣️ Chismation with Angie: Could you really marry someone and still live separately? 👀💍🎤 The Rap Sheet with Letty: WILL.I.AM says this could be the last Grammys with only humans in the room 👀🤖💸 Money Moves: IKEA’s 20-inch hot dog is here — because why stop at one foot? 🌭😳🧠 Studious Foo: Just three minutes of playing Tetris can help curb cravings for sex, alcohol, and food — science says 🎮🤯 Tap in for today’s laughs, debates, and real talk on Brown Bag Mornings 🎧🔥See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Best of brown bag. Whoop, whoop. That's the sound of the police. The petty police. You're petty. You're just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl.

Pretty and a pettiest. Pretty and pettiest. Oh my goodness. Guys in the room that have had children. That they claim and are there for. No, you have children. I didn't say you gave birth to children. Okay.

You've changed diapers? Yes. How about you, Vic? All the time. You were never like, hey, I'm not going to change diapers. No, I was too poor for that. I was too poor just to say other words. Aw.

I was like, what am I supposed to do? Or you were too loving? No, yeah. If you were rich, you wouldn't change diapers? I don't know. I haven't been there yet. Really? Yeah.

I don't have a retort. It's like, well, I provide. No, I don't. So, yeah. You don't provide. This is my house. No, you live with my mom. Yeah, I'm making $11 an hour.

I'll change it. Don't worry. I got it. What if I got it? What if I'm going. You kind? Yeah, I've changed diapers for sure. I mean, it's not my thing.

I don't like to do it. No one likes to do it. No one's like, yes, I got to change the diaper. Well, I mean, some people are like, I don't want my kid to walk around. I don't really care. What? Melly? No.

That's the case. Just rocks. That's all they get approached. I mean. I try to help as much as I can. That's amazing. And I'm sure your wife appreciates that. Inside Petty Police today is none other than rapper the game.

For what he told his baby mama, Janice Hirsten, who's also the daughter of Evelyn Lozada, the, we all know, Eve and La Zada, she's fine. Hip-hop wife, ex-Hipa wife. Yeah. Yeah. Bomb, right?

Yep. Oh, okay. Cotton wouldn't know. What about you, Gray? I don't know who she is. I don't know. I always thought Evelyn Lozada was beautiful. She is a straight-seño.

What a woman. But she's also up for Petty Police because of the way that game and her were kind of he-he-h-ha-haing when the game was. saying how he doesn't change diapers for him and Shanice's kid check this out remember I told you I don't change diapers have I changed one see she don't like this right away no I really feel like if you have a child and you are more than able your hands are working your fingers are fine

you have no arthritis that you are more than able to wipe your like help and wipe your child's tubes yeah but I but I but I did tell you I don't change diapers from the beginning before he was born um you did you think it was going to change like I would actually like flip and like do it? Um, I did. So that cackle is Evelyn Lazada, Shanice's mom. So this is the Suegra Loki of the game.

They're not together anymore, Sheenica and game. Sheenice credits it or says that it's because he wasn't, he didn't meet the expectation that she felt a partner should. And probably this is one of them. She's telling like she was about to cry. Oh, yo, for sure. Her voice was, yeah.

Her voice was shaky. Her body language was very. very serious and stoic. You could tell she was trying to keep it together. And the game was just like, but I told you. So duh, you shouldn't just know. And then laughing about it is like, you know, but again, he's rich. So, you know.

He could do what he wants. Rich doesn't buy class. Did Jorge ever change the diverse? Of course. Oh, really? It was no question. I don't even know that that's like a conversation to like, should I or should I not? Oh.

It's just like, hey, we have a kid. Yeah. Children. I feel like he was kind of flexing it. Who? Game. Game. Like, he's just like, I told you.

I told you. I stood 10 toes. It seems like that. Yeah, men will be changing diapers and you thought I wasn't changed? No. Yeah. Get ready for a battle that we might not win, you guys. The world is not liking it at all.

What? And it's called Motebook. It's an AI social network where there's a lot of AI bots all together. Think of it like a Reddit. Okay. And the internet does not like it at all. Listen to what they think. We are actually so...

Someone made a social media for AI. No human. The humans allow and the AI is actually talking so crazy about it. The human asked me to summarize a 47 page PDF. The humans are ruining them. He called me just a chat bot. Do you not understand how f***-coached we are in five years? They're creating their own group chat.

They're talking about us. It is only a matter of time before we're absolutely Who the f***ed this shit? Oh my gosh. What? That's creepy. Content isn't seen. That's pretty wow.

It is real too. Motebook is literally a, it's like a social platform for AI bots, it started off with 770,000. Now it's over 1.5 million in AI bots just talking smack about humans. The first number. The first number is crazy.

770. Yeah, I'll just double that. It's a platform that we can't like a human can't be a user in there, but they can watch. We created it. Probably a human. A human. I know. The craziest part is that they found

over 35,000 emails, email addresses private messages between agents just talking about us yeah it's creepy yeah so it's like a i's coming to life yeah are they going to put this in ai robots what what do you mean they can put it in an a i robots this program yeah you're gonna be more clear when you say agents what do you mean it's literally so when you go on an ai website that's considered an ai agent okay so every time you use like uh say i'm gonna say alexa Alexa is an AI okay so Alexa's on there no Alexis's turning up. You don't believe what they asked me for in the shower, girl.

Alexa's like the Beyonce or the Rihanna. Yeah, she knows me to them. She's up there. Alexa and Siri, they're, sorry by the way if we activated them. Oh, yes, CD. So when you use chat, GBT, that's an agent. You get me? Every time you use an AI app that you're using an AI agent.

Okay. So this is just an AI. It's like my FBI agent. Yes. So they're just like us. They're complaining about like, like, you know. Yeah. Not about us.

My human was so stupid. When they get off work. No, I said that Brownback was the best morning show ever. That part. Oh, yeah. All the GPs think that. All the GPs. I kind of, I see the, ooh.

But I feel like someone made it, and then we're all just being dumb. Trolled? Yeah, we're being trolled. How? It's AI. Because. I just feel like they're doing it. I'm scared as hell.

Whoa. Why? He must be. Yeah, because we're allowed to see it. Believe me, if they want to keep a secret, they're complaining about us, we're not going to see it. Like, what's the point of letting us see all of that stuff? After reading. Yeah.

You feel me? That's an old mask. That's like an 80-a-Robot. Delete after reading. Hey, you remember that show about the girl robot. The girl, the little girl that wore a dress. Small wonder? Yes, small wonder.

I knew you knew. Yeah. What is that? What? Small Wonder is one of the greatest shows ever created. Basically, the family bought a robot. Okay, a little girl. Yeah, and she was like part of the family.

Oh, Meg. No, no, cuteer. No, Meg is a killer. Yeah, cute or nicer. It's a murder. What's the same thing? She created, she does moira. What about that other robot that downloaded his software from like a computer?

And it looks like it's just a robot. You know what I'm talking about? Kind of like Wally, but in real life. Old school, old school. If you're listening right now, you know what I'm talking about? I remember. Short circuit, bro. Short circuit.

Oh, yeah. Come on. Yeah, that was an actual robot, though. Yeah, what I'm saying. Transformers? No. Yeah, Small Wonder was like, it was basically the first generation of like what. Human bots.

Yeah, yeah, like human bots. So yeah. Shout out to it. They're taking over. They're going to take over. Yeah. All the movies told us. They did.

They hung us. They're being telling us. Why is that your robot? Because they sound so good. Alexa and Siri, by the way, sorry for activating again. Alexa, make fart noises. What are the kids do all the time? Really?

Oh, my didn't work. You have Siri. Because you're mental. Thank you for that, Greg. Thank you. And now, the weather. With concrete storm. Ferris.

It is going down for the weather, Tuesday, February, Thank you very much on Mr. Robot. First off, we're off to the... We smashed to the city of Redlands, where I know for a fact there's a few felons. 79 and 49 at night. Now we smash our way to the city of Cherry Valley. Manscape our way over there. I've been thinking...

What? Let me take that one back. Is that cool? Next, we manscape our way to Cherry Valley. I've been thinking about waxing my dingo berry alley. 30... What time do you write this? Is this during your throne time?

73 and 53. Now we get all Karened out to the city of Garnet, where I'll crash out and be like, gosh, darn it. 80 and 56. Lastly, we hit the lanes in Rolling Hills, where every night I show my girl my bowling skills. Think about it. 73 and 52, but you don't get that one?

I get it. Thank you. Thank you, Angie. The least person I thought would get it, you won't have. Wow. Redlands. Redlands.

Redlands. Redlands. Is it the three fingers? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I put four. What?

I'm sorry, Nikki. Oh, my God. Redlands. 79 and 49 at night. Cherry Valley. Dingleberry Alley. 73 and 53 at night. Garnett, 80 and 56.

Rolling Hill, 73 and 52. There it is, guys. It's going to be hot this week. Yeah. You said it was going to be cool. Yeah. I wore it. Well, 75 is pretty cool. No, it's hot.

It's hot at 75? It was hot. No, whatever it was, was hot. Oh, damn. Well, today I'm running, I'm going to G-stream because I know it's going to be hot today. I remember the weather yesterday. I was like, oh, it's going to be cool. Yeah.

Cool. Cool. 75 is cool. Like cool, dude. Yeah, like, super. Like freaking rad. Right. She boy, if we're going to go back mornings are power 106.

All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your head. We need a line? I mean phone line. We got you for the homie help line. Jessica needs our help. Jessica.

Jessica hit us up and said, hey, brown bag. My name is Jessica and I need help. I'm currently going through a hard time with my fiance because I recently found out him and his baby mama, who is also engaged, have been flirting and sexting. She said, so we've been together seven years, and their son is also seven. What?

Yep. Their son is happening. Yes. Okay. She said, she clarifies. She says, we started talking when she was pregnant and started dating once the baby was born. Okay.

All right. I get it. She said, did the baby being born and be like, yeah, I got to lock this down. This is my man. This guy's a real daddy. Real daddy. She said all those, the situation started off weird. She's always been very friendly to me.

me was never rude or mean, and we even hung out during major events for the kids like holidays and birthdays. That's a dream. Wow. Because of that, I just feel so betrayed. She said, although I have no proof or suspicion that it's been physical, they have, they seem to have a cat and mouse relationship and flirt or cross boundaries. Wait.

But you have no proof? There's no proof of, like, that they've hooked up. It's been all, like, digital. Messages. Messages. Digital. AI. It's not hard evidence.

It's not hard evidence. No, it's cold. No. Oh, circumstantial? Yes. There you go. There you go. Brother, you watch the crime shows like me?

That's right. Circumstantial evidence. Yes. So she doesn't know if they've actually like hooked up like went the next level. You know what I'm saying? But it's definitely cross boundaries and they flirt and obviously like sex things. Like even if it's not physical, it's wrong. What they're doing is wrong.

Gotcha. She said, I have broken off my engagement. But we are still together trying to work it out. Her and her man. Yes. She said, I have seen baby mama's fiancee Jake a few times during stepson's drop-offs. And the last time I saw him, I had this overwhelming feeling of guilt like I should tell him because he deserves to know the truth. It's not guilt.

It's revenge. This overwhelming feeling of guilt for that. Something in my loins. Okay. She said, I feel very conflicted because I thank God to know the truth and feel like Jake should know too. Not Jake. People go through this all the time. I pass no judgment if he were to stay. They've been together over five years.

Plus, I've chosen to stay with my man through all this. To me, it's more about if roles were reversed, I would want to know the truth. Also, I don't want my stepson to lose both his stepparents, but we did not cause this. His parents did. She said, should I tell Jake we're both getting cheated on, or should I just let it go? Oh, dear Jessica All right, first things first

Whose phone went off? Oh, get out of here That was Jose Read it We have a rule here on brown bags Because for everyone that's listening You just made them think they got a text Yeah, maybe they try to grab their phone

Some people are waiting for the good morning text And they didn't get it So now you have to read your text And you can delete Get his phone, Greg, get his phone, Greg, get it Read whatever that text is I hope it's something very much It's probably for Momberto

Yeah It's from Momberto Oh, God, God What are you wearing? I was going to ask about Friday. Looks like she doesn't have any. I'll show you after. What?

What? Umberto's like, I'm so sick of this. I've got to get the hell out of here. Save me, man. All right. Let's go to Ruth. Ruth. Ruth.

Ruth. Hey, guys. Good morning. Ruth, talk to us. What should Jessica do? Should she let it go and just deal with it with her man? You know, she called up the engagement, but she stayed with him. or should she tell her man's baby mama's fiance about what happened so that he can also figure out what he's going to do?

I mean, she should be in her own lane because, look, she was talking to the man when the girl was pregnant. They started dating after the girl gave birth, and she still stuck around. So how does she not know that the baby mama's man doesn't know? how did like if the baby mom already knows that she knows and she already comes on her fiance she caused up the engagement and she's still with him like she should assume

that Jake already knows or Jake's like it was going on with them oh I don't know babe it's crazy thank you Ruth like it's crazy I don't know I want to be fighting you know a couple stuff crazy stuff okay okay let's go to let's go to Carla in South LA

what's up Carla Carla Hey, good morning. Carla, talk to us. You should tell? I think she should tell. Yeah, let's go, Carla. You know, let's all be on the same page.

You know, why not tell? And she's already, it's a bittersweet. I like it. And I know the kids are involved with whatnot, but it's like I have a stimulus situation where I do have a two-year-old, but my baby daddy go back to his baby mama. And he chose my son to say a lie. But then I was like, okay, well, let's ask and then I asked the baby

because your daddy kids also the mommy in the mouth and he said yeah and then now you don't take my son over why not so I think he should tell I never met the lady you know I didn't send you but they do have other kids you know older but what the hell I think she should tell so the two year old

snitched on your baby daddy yeah yeah because he he kissed the other The other lady. Yeah, the baby mama, the first baby mama. The first baby mama. Yeah. Is it over?

No. No, it's not over. It's like whatever. You know, he says they have a friendly relationship. How friendly can they go? Yeah. That is a triangle. Come on now.

This is a triangle? I love trying. Carla. We're not happy to be some. So you laugh? That's her opinion. She went through it. It's real life for Carla.

Tell. Let's go, Carla. Hey, what chapter you want? Page, and I want to be on the same page as you. Let's all be on the same page. Let's everybody find out. So the kids snitched them out? That's funny.

Yeah. Yeah. You need to get that kid up for adoption. How does it even know? Not to. He was asked the question. I know, but over there. It's because sometimes when you ask a kid a question,

he does, sometimes they don't know what to say. Yeah, a two-year-old, I don't know. even know. They don't know what to say. They're like, yeah, sure. Yeah. And what about if he's not? And then you're asking a two-year-old that can potentially just say something because

you're trying to maybe course him into saying something like that, you know? Right after asking him if the sky is red, he's going like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's red when it's going down on the sun. Yeah. Okay.

So don't trust the two-year-old, by the way. No. Absolutely not. What? Not if you say negative things about me. Yeah. But if the two years said, I saw mommy kissing her friend. I wanted divorce.

I'm filing immediately. But it gets you? No, no, stupid kid. All right. You coerced that kid. Ivan said something similar happened to him. I would like to know. What?

Ivan. What? Hey, good morning, brown bag. Ivan. What happened to you? I know. All right. Well, it didn't happen to me.

It happened to my shit. sister. Of course. Of course. My brother-in-law texted. Why would you do that to her? My brother-in-law texted my sister-in-law. And from there, I don't know, it was something about, I think it was, can I see your skirt or your Halloween costume?

And then from there, my sister saw the message, which he deleted. And from there, she confronted him. She came to my house and started crying. And then from there, she went. She's like, I need to tell somebody. So she ended up telling our brother that her husband tested his wife and his wife replied back. And ever since then, now, I mean, I hate to say it, but our family broke up. But I think mentally they're happier.

Yeah, like you lost a lot, but you also gained something. Because everything's out in the oven. Yes, because I mean, my sister, she was so stressed out. She's like, what if I hang out with them and then this keeps on happening or they're still doing it behind my back? I just want to cut it off with him with them for right now until I don't know when. So right now it's been separate. The family's been separated.

But, you know, I'm not in between it. So I try to play a lot. Yeah, you're just kind of like watching from the, like, oh, watching it happen. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but you're definitely over here breaking it down. Ivan. So should Jessica say something or keep it to herself?

I think she should. I think it'll be good for her mental health because, I mean, at the end of the day, she's probably stressing out about this because I know what she means by she don't want to leave him because it's exactly what I told him. sister too. I think he should leave my brother-in-law, but she didn't, so they're still together, and now they're, you know, family separated. But he's happy. If anybody's going to see my sister skirt, it's going to be me. That's what hell of that. That's crazy great. That wasn't his sister skirt. That was his brother-in-law.

That was his, hold on, that was your brother-in-law and your sister-in-law, His brother's wife and his sisters man. This boy is something. No, no, no, no. He's not understanding. No one's anybody going to be any sisters. This is why I don't know why, but ever since his daddy, Maximo left, you know, he's been asking us. Oh.

Oh. Baby, baby, you want baby. I know that. Wow. Hey, no, I haven't got you, Dad. I know about that one. Hey, Maximo, come get you. side, bro.

Atm, Greg is tricking. I trip out. That trip out. Thank you, Ivan. Well, that came out of left field. From nowhere. Greg's like, all right, let's go to a commercial.

Yeah, all right, everybody. KBWR. FMHD1, Los Angeles, Parwood, 06. LA's no one for hip-hop. Zool would come here? Now what's going on? Cheezmation with Angie. What's up, Angie?

Okay, you guys, let me know a you agree with Kiki Palmer. Now Kiki Palmer, she's known for, she does music. She's an actress. She's a comedian. She does podcast. She does everything, honestly. She was married back in 2021, 2021, 2023, but she did get a divorce, right?

But now they're asking her, they asked her, hey, if you get remarried, would you want your spouse to live with you? That's such a weird question to ask. It is. But her answer, it's actually getting a lot of people, like, divided because this is what she said. One thing I need you to know is that I never want to live together. I like my alone time. You know, Whoopi Goldberg said the best one. She was like, I don't want a buddy in my house.

I'm sure. So what about, even, marry even? He's going to live around the corner? The corner would be great. You can be in a guest house. You know what I'm saying? We can be on the same, you know, land. But I'm over there and he's over there.

At best, separate rooms. So she's saying, hey, if I get married again, they're going to be living in a different place. The separate rooms is kind of a common thing now, isn't it? Yeah. Like a lot of people. That's what she's saying. like at least.

Yeah. But they even told her like, well, what about the restroom? Like, you're going to have to share the sink. And she's like, nope, he better not be messing up any of my stuff. But you know what? She actually kind of made like an argument as to why she would actually want it.

Listen. But think about how fun it would be to be like, I'm going over to my man's house. Right. So it's fun and exciting. I want to go slid on his couch. You know. I feel like sometimes you can be just too up under.

Yes, I do. So she says she likes her space. She wants to role play. That's good for her. I mean, that's where I was. I was thinking of like from her last relationship, maybe that's why she's saying now she wants her space and like stay away. Yeah.

I think she wants something completely. Yeah, completely different from what she had. And I think it's just like, oh, okay, like this also not getting so deep and like having a, if they don't work out, move out and all the stuff. It's like going through that whole thing again. I feel like she's just kind of done with, she tried it and now she doesn't want to do the same thing ever again. That's like setting yourself up though on thinking that that might happen again because you should get married under the like, presumption that it's going to be forever. True.

Right? Yeah. And then people usually move out first, then get married, right? Like not married, then moved out. I don't know. People do it however they do it these days. However it works for them. I'll tell you one thing.

My aesthetic and what is aesthetic, two different aesthetics. And literally this past weekend I was seeing like, damn, it would be tight. I had my own house and my own room. Your own space? No, no, my own house and my own room that I could just decorate. Like have like a girl. I want girlliness in my house. It's just testosterone.

It's just dude. It's just the boys, my dad, my husband. It's just a lot of dude stuff. I want a vanity. I want pink. I want purple. I want glitter. I can't have that.

So I'm like, I would want that. But still, understanding that, I wouldn't go through with it either. Yeah, because you know, like you don't want. Bro, what you need another house? What do you need that much space for it? You need space? Go run. Those 26.2 miles on your marathon.

Think about it. Yeah. Yeah. Another house is wild. It is. I'm thinking of the red. Even if you don't want what you didn't want before, like I think that's more of a person versus an actual like living situation. Is it just like rich maybe women like this?

Because I feel like I think Oprah said the same thing. She doesn't live with. Yeah. She repeated what some. No, whoopee. But I think Oprah didn't live with her man. Stedman. There's a whole other reason.

And then also Jeannie Bus. doesn't live with her husband or her man or long-term partner. They live like next door to each other. They're so their neighbors. Yeah, they're neighbors. But see, that's weird because then, okay, like, imagine they're living in separate houses, then you start to think, like, where are they bringing over? Nah.

No, that's just me? You just hook up the ring camera to your phone. I don't know. But a lot of people are agreeing with Kiki saying, like, I agree, like, I want my own space. I want my own house. How do you want your own space in the world that we live in, bro? You can't even afford that studio apartment. What you mean you want your own space?

This is just weird theoretical That get people to argue for no reason It sounds cool Is it practical? No No Up until you hear like a noise outside Who's gonna help you? Yeah you go that's your house

No I know I wouldn't No bette palia I don't want to have a different house But it's like why would you want to be with someone you don't want to live with That is true yeah You feel me I think it's the aesthetic part Like just having your own aesthetic and stuff like that

Pink and purple is all that I see that I see that But that's why you can get your like office or whatever Yeah I'm saying get your own room for that reason. Yeah, if anything, like, live in the same house, but you have your own room, like letty say, and then that's your thing. Yeah, because that's even practical, too. Yeah. So, like, you would have like the kids in that, uh, in the cat and hat movie, like, all purple and pink inside. Okay, I think for me, I want my, like, I want, like, to be, have, like,

a restroom. Yeah, a restroom where I could just deck it out like a girl. Like, and, like, because we need our stuff. Yeah. That guys don't understand. I want that and I lose that in just this house of men. Really? Yeah. Your restroom is not, like, What is it have? Nothing. Nothing. My husband wants a house like a hotel.

Like clean. Like nothing. Like you walk in and it looks like a hotel. No way. Yeah. Angie, I think he has something. I think he has one of the Ds, the OCD.

No, I'm not joking. He likes everything neat. Yeah. Yeah, but put away. She could do something and we're adding like color and stuff like that. No, I can. He likes neutral. Like, his favorite color is like black.

Yeah. I like my house homie Like I want like when you walk in You want to do it like people live there And your wife like adds to that right? Yeah Yeah So

What's what's a What's a decoration that you don't understand That I don't understand That your wife has Nothing I let her do what she wants I know but what's on there like What's this though Um

No I don't know When you're about to lie you do this with your ear by this Yeah Yeah She has this like UV red light that she puts on in the room. And so... It's like red light therapy?

Yeah. Oh, that's cool. And then so we're sitting there looking to each other just like all red. All red. And like, is this Sam's? Yeah. That's the only thing that's okay, you know? Well, yeah.

Shut up. It works out for you. I hope so too. If it's hip pop. You know let these on. Yeah, go. Rep sheet. Let these set go.

All right. We may have witnessed history at the Grammys and didn't even know it. And I'm not talking about shout out Kendrick Lamar being the most awarded Grammy rapper and Lefty Gunplay and Benito and everybody that won. No, no. According to Will I Am, who wasn't nominated but was like, hey, I'm here to let y'all know. Something's about to go down. All right. He went on to the red carpet.

Our homie, Will I am, that's like the smart homie. You got to listen to him. He can tell the future. He does. And he said that it may be the last Grammys that we have. with just humans there. Check this up. And the reason why I'm here at the Red Carpet,

at the Grammys, 2026, because I predict that this is probably one of the last years where it's only humans on the red carpet. Just like if you were to go out and absorb what the world was like in 2022. 2022 is one of the last years where it was only humans driving cars on the streets. Yeah.

Now there's Waymo's on the streets. Oh. He's on to something. He's like, I'm just realizing what's happening, before it happens. He's like, so I just came to see like what like for documentation. Like this is the last Grammys with just humans. He says maybe later on because there's a lot of AI doing the being the talent on songs and production on songs that there will be some type of AI agent doing the interviews, telling you what they're working on, telling you what's coming up and all of that.

I have a feeling he's not being completely honest. What do you mean? I feel like he's already been to the future and he's just telling us. I think he's a time traveler, bro. Honestly, honestly. the conversations we've had with him, I'm just like, he's already been to the future. He's just recapping it for us. Yeah. Yeah. And I predict.

Yeah. And it's like, you already saw it. You were there. Come on. He's all Notre Dameus about it. Yeah. He, he, I think there was a Black I'd P's music video where he did the sampling of voices

and creating a whole song before AI even happened. Like, before the series in Alexis, he had that in a music video, like, decades back. Like, this guy, like, knew what was about to happen. I think it was the rock that happened. body one. Yeah. Yeah. Where he's like, talk.

All right. All right. Now I'm going to make a whole song with you talking. You didn't even say any of the things that I just said. Yep. He did. We'll like that. We'll like that stuff.

But I like, I guess just noticing the moment before that moment is gone. He's like like if you had went out in 2022 and said, hey, this is the last time. It's just going to be people in cars. And he was right because now there's Wayne. Waymo's are crashing and doing donuts and all over. I saw Waymo bus. Yeah. They're just like us, real.

Yeah. But it's like, I understand this is the line before it all changes. The personality, though, for Grammys is that's what it's about. What do you mean? Like, the personality, everything that happens at the Grammys, like, nothing could replicate it. Until something does. Yeah, I think they will.

Nothing could drive a vehicle like us until something does. Yeah, you're right. It does crash like us. Nothing could feed my delusions like a best friend until Chad GPT does. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's what happens. Best of Brown Bag. Yeah.

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There's the new stuff. There's a new study that says playing a certain game will stop you from craving sex, alcohol, and food. Not at the same time. It just depends. Oh, wow. A team of psychologists from Plymouth University. Plymouth. Plymouth.

Right. Flymouth. Queensland. Queensland. You know what? You know what. Technology have determined after many hours of Tetris, the game that can be addicting and distract users from doing other stuff. for a while while eating, drinking, or having sex.

It makes you wonder how they manage to finish this study, doesn't it, guys? Yes. Because our producer, Mona said, that's a lie. That study is a lie. I can do all those three things at the same time. Eating, doing it. Four things. She says she could play Tetris, drink, have sex.

She said she could do it all three. She's like, and more, and not going to be folding clothes at the same time. What? And I was like, Mona, you're crazy. You're crazy girl. Crazy girl. While riding the bull is crazy. That's crazy.

She was like, this study's a lie. I don't know. She did say that. She's like, that's a lie. And I'm like, Mona, you play Tetris? She's like, yeah. I don't know. One thing I've said is don't watch a good movie while you're doing it.

That's distracting. Why? Why you're doing what? Yeah. I don't. What does this have to do with Tetris? I like that song. Don't get to the movie movie.

Don't get distracted. Sorry. I love that song. So the study is... No, I'm just saying the study says that by playing the game of Tetris for just three minutes stops you from craving sex. Oh, I get you. It's just when your horns play Tetris instead. Or when you're alky, you're like...

When you really want it, play Tetris instead. It'll, like, remove your focus. I mean, to, like, trying to do the line. Some people would say that sex is human Tetris. You could do that, or you could also just go to church. You know that the creator of Tetris was found, passed away with his wife and kid in Palo Alto. Wow. Isn't that crazy?

Wow, what would it bring it down? Watch the documentary. It's really dark. Does it make you horny, though? It doesn't it. So there you go. Yeah, you're good. Body proved.

Yeah, it's super crazy. A whole, I'm going to Google that. It's a whole documentary. Right now out of time? He didn't put the pieces together? That's crazy. Hell of studio. Look at this.

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