Brown Bag Mornings - BEST of Brown Bag Mornings: 🚨 Krys’ MESSY Homie Helpline, 🌕 Lunar Eclipse Energy, 🤫 Discreet Dating Drama & 👀 Drake Rumors (03/03/26)

Episode Date: March 3, 2026

🌕 DYKIL: Griffith Observatory livestreamed the total lunar eclipse — what does this cosmic shift mean for our espíritus? 🗣️ Chismation: “Discreet dating” is the new term trending… and if your partner knows about it, that might be a red flag. 🎶 Rap Sheet: Ooooh… Drake cheating? Allegations are flying and the timeline has fans investigating. 🚓 Petty Police: Don’t have a busted face around Busta Rhymes — the interaction that has everyone talking. 📱 Scrolling with the Homies: A TikToker hit the ultimate Goodwill come-up — possibly the greatest thrift find ever. 🌤️ The Weather with Concrete Storm: Your Tuesday, March 3rd weather update across SoCal. ☎️ Homie Helpline: Krys says her baby daddy won’t stop entertaining his ex. This one gets wild — we’re helping her next.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Best of Brown Bag. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Locos. I have to share this because I thought it was a paranormal activity in my house. I know.

This morning. So 3 a.m. this morning, bro. Oh, my God. That's deep in time. 3 a.m. this morning, my son, Luis, his iPad goes off, right? Okay. And so I go to turn the iPad off and then the speaker in the restroom, I won't say the name because I don't want to turn it on for everybody that's sneak turns on like an alarm.

It's 3 a.m. bro. That's scary. And I was like, wait, this is like in paranormal activity in one of the episodes or one of the movies where I go to turn the iPad one off and then the bathroom one goes off. And I'm like, what the hell is happening, right? Yeah. I turn it off. I do my, my, my, my son, you know, all of that, right? And then I go back to sleep and then clearly wake up for work.

And my little one, Luis, wakes up at the same time. time kind of like, mom. And I was like, wait, what happened? Is it happening again? And he's like, my alarms! Wait, what did you do, Luis? He's like, yeah, I was supposed to see the blood moon mom. Oh my God.

And it was at 3 a.m. this morning. And I was like, you couldn't tell me, dog? Wow. You couldn't tell me. There's the blood lunar eclipse, blood moon. Was it last night? It was a full moon. It was a full moon last night.

Yeah, it was like midnight to like 3 a.m. Around 6 a.m., yes, I was like. But this fool put the alarms at 3 a. and didn't say anything. He did it for himself. He did his alarm. But he didn't wake up for them. Oh, at 3 a.m?

At 3 a.m. So then I'm just at home, like, tripping, like, hold on, what's happening? So, yeah, shout out of kids. And they know how to do alarms now, parents, just of why. I didn't know that. Oh, my God. Yeah, you have to, as a kid, you have to tell your parents about alarms. At 3 a.m.

Wow. That's, and then Luis is the type that before he goes to sleep, he just wants to talk. Like, so he's like, hey, mom. So what do you think of? he's the last thing you see before he die. Oh, what? No, I swear to God. These are these kids' thoughts.

Yeah, and who was the first human? And who's the oldest person? Like, he wants to have those convos at night before sleep. You couldn't tell me you set the 3-M alarm at that type. Wow, you left that out conveniently. All right, well, there was a blood moon, and I'm sure all your kids know about it. Oh, yeah. It was a whole lunar eclipse thing.

The spiritual people are coming out and saying, like, hey, this is a big day for change, all of that. That was a 3-M. Yeah. That was the alarm. You know what? On my way here, I did see it like the little eclipse. Eclipse. Eclipse.

So cute. Eclipse. And then as I kept driving out of nowhere, I just saw like the moon go down fast. And then it became like a full moon. Oh. Okay. I get you. Because it's not, I guess the lunar eclipse is when the sun.

Yeah, but it goes on the side. But this time, I saw the moves. Whatever it was. I don't know what I saw. I saw it with my eyes full. As the sun rotates. And they. The game rose bigger.

It rotates horizontally. But this time the moon went down fast. What time was that? It was four. Oh, no, my girl caught the full moon at 10. No, four in the morning. There's a boom. You?

Your booty? What a catch? What a lucky lady. You're so down. Yeah, it was a total lunar eclipse, Angie. The Griffith Observatory actually did like a stream about it on all of that. Wow. Oh, they're streamers now, too?

Yeah, they're streamers. A total eclipse of the heart. It's a great song. It's an incredible song. The Griffith dessert is like dubs in the chat. All right. Do it. Come here.

Now what's going on? Damn. Cheese Mation with Angie. Okay, you guys. This is a PSA for anyone in a relationship, okay? Because if your partner knows Ashley Madison or knows what discreet dating is, run. Leave them, okay? Because Ashley Madison is.

It's a dating app famously known as a cheating site, okay? Yeah. What? Dude, it was like, it's tailored for married people looking for an affair. And their famous slogan was, life is short, half an affair. For people like me. Yeah, yeah, you're married. What is it called again?

Stop it. It is Ashley Madison.com. No, it was an infamous cheating site and all of that. There was even a hack and all the fools information. Noticed, of all their names, their email address. Disgusting. Everything leak. That happened in 2015.

But now they're back, you guys, and they're relaunching and rebranding themselves and dropping the affair part of their slogan. And now their new slogan is called where desire meets discretion. Discretion. Discretion. Discretion. Discretion. Oh, okay. Same thing.

Why is, like, this company so hell bent on having people cheat? Like, they already kind of. Mostly, it's not for cheating anymore. It's discreet dating. Yeah, it's dating. That's what they're calling it now. Isn't that? On the low keys.

Like that's like the sneaky link. It is. It might as well name it that. No, if you actually go to their website, it's called like the little tab on top. Still says affairs and discreet married dating. Oh. Yeah. Is there a documentary on this?

I'm curious to watch it. Yeah. And Ashley Madison one. Yeah. Why do you watch it? My girl watched it. I mean. Really?

Yeah, she wants to see if I was in there. Yeah. Oh, my goodness. You know. Was these productions on this? Yeah, baby, that was a P. I was a PA. Yeah, it was a camera operator.

When they talk about the Puerto Rican guy named Christian. There was one Puerto Rican guy. One anonymous Puerto Rican male. With a little brain? Apparently he does radio. So stupid. Shut up to my boob thing. Okay.

That's crazy, though. Discrete dating. It's like, yeah. They just come up with new terms. I know it, but it's literally still a freaking affair. Greg, none of us in this room would ever be got caught on that website. Oh, hell no. Yeah.

Would you be down to discreetly date somebody? Like secretly? Well, it's a discreetly. You guys would never know. So yes, I would. But you don't even have to hide it because you're not in a relationship. No, he would. I would.

Oh, you would be. Go make your profile right now, bro. You like a little intel for us. Forget cheese spot. Go on discrete dating. You have it works. Inside. Say you're essential with the conscience and see how it works for you.

That might work. It might. Thanks, Angie. If it's hip hop, you know let these on. Yeah, I go. Rep. Let these set go. All right.

Drake might have some explaining to do. Okay, reports are flying about this streaming place betting website steak. Oh, yeah. And he loves to be on there. But according to, he's already facing. a class action lawsuit alongside steak and Aiden Ross for their gambling live streams. And now on top of that, they're seeing that when he gambles, he wins more than the average user. So people are saying like, hey, this site is being biased towards Drake because he'll place slots on the actual website and win more often than like a Joe Schmo that's on.

Of course. So it's saying that it's swayed in his favor to win, but that's not. Uh, like what is like false advertisement. Yeah. What is like the Hunger Games thing? Like the odds are in your favor. Forever in your favor? Yeah, that's him.

I mean, because of course they're going to want him to win so he can talk about it, share it and all that stuff. Right. It's not, um, it's not fair because that's not going to happen to everybody. Not really because when you gamble and you're gambling the amount that Drake is gambling, you're guaranteed to win. Well, actually check this out.

Bloomberg Business Week studied 1,500 hours of live footage from 25 players around that same type of big gamble as Drake. They found that Drake won twice as frequently as the next luckiest better. Like it's the same kind of person. It's not like a $5 better or like every once a week. No, someone's the same frequency. Yes. Wales.

Wales. Wales is saying. But they found that Drake would win twice as much. Twice as much is so much. Brough. That's a lot. Maybe he's that good. He's doing like million dollars.

No, it's lots. How are you that good at slots? Yeah, like how do you control? Yeah, that's too him. There's no skill in slots. Lucky. Stake is firing back telling Bloomberg business who did business week who did that, that like watching over everything saying you were categorically incorrect.

What does that mean? I don't know. Shut your mouth. Wow. You know what? Shut your. I was just, the house always wins, okay?

I was just about to sign up to that. But honestly, never mind. You don't need to. Yeah, don't. There's other places. Oh, yeah. That are more fair. Met D.

Yeah. He was about to be influenced. See? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're going to influence. I know.

Whatever. Their loss The worst steak You're gonna get is a piece of Carnet That's good That's some good steak That's even better

That's the sound of the police The petty police You're petty You're just petty I'm being petty Petty, petty girl Pretty and a pettiest What?

Pretty and pettiest Do not have a busted face around Buster Rimes because he will tell you about it Okay Oh my gosh According to him So

Buster Rimes was out on the night It in the town, right? This videographer, Instagram user, was doing nothing but filming him. He didn't like to be filmed, okay? So as he's getting out of the car with his lovely lady date, he gets greeted by this Instagram user

and then proceeds to tell her about herself. Check this out. Hi, bud. He said, what you filming me for with your big face at? He said, what you filming me for? What your big face? Eh. Hi, bud.

Filming me for what your big face at. Oh my gosh. Yes, the user was like, what did I do to you? Yeah, I just said hi to you. Coming from Busta, that's crazy. What? Calling somebody a big face? Well, it's because Bustle has the head of a first space big glove.

What? I gave you. A first base glove? A first base glove? A first base glove? Oh, yeah. He does like the moon man sometimes. Remember the old moon man from McDonald's?

What it was? The first base glove is longer than the average glove. glove, that's why. Oh. That's why I get you there. Get you there. Yeah, but I feel like he's had these types of in like interactions with people. Because in the comments or like every time I ran into Buster Rhymes, it's never been good.

Really? It seems to be like on the defensive maybe. He seems very prickly. Yeah. Like you don't want to get too close to him. He's going to like poke you. Chippy. Prickly.

Yeah, you know, you're just like, just keep, keep away from him. Yeah. Not a lie. It was reported, alleged that he said some druggatory things to a gym worker. that happens to be Mexican. And, like, he was like, oh, no, I definitely didn't. But to see how this girl just said hi? Yeah.

Hi, Buzz. I'm like, oh, she probably said it. More than like. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And at that point, like the, like the world was like, oh, I don't know, maybe, again, allegedly, maybe the Royds or whatever. I'm like, no, this one was not at the gym.

No. This one was just like, hi bus. Hi, Buzz. Hi, Buzz. Damn. I'm curious about how bigger face is down. I'm just curious, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, right?

You want to see how she looks? I want to see how she looks now. Do you see if maybe Busta was right? You had a point? Yeah. Maybe it was just the first thing that, it was like the first thing that stood out to him. She could have been probably wearing like a red shirt and he would like, oh, get out of here with your cherry booty or something. I don't know.

True, true. It was just the first thing he locked in on. That shows me he's been clowned a lot to know, like how to pick people apart. You get what I'm saying? Like, I'm right? You're right? You're right. With your carota.

I know. Would he have told you that? Like imagine you're like, hi, bus. And he said, Hi, Buzz. You're filming me for what's your big face is. Ooh. I would have been like, woo ha!

Or something, you know? What's a scenario, man? Old. All right. There's a TikTok creator out there that just had the biggest come up at a goodwill. I'm so jealous, Greg. I'm so jealous. Go by the name of Fell Off the Truck Deals, so they didn't find this one off the truck,

but they found this at a goodwill store, and it is all of Stormy's clothes. Kylie, aka Kylie Jenner, her daughters. Kylie and Travis Scott's baby. Yes. Stormy's clothes. What? From Stormy World, from Stormy's first birthday. They all say that.

Yeah. Well, it's the Astro World collab one. So there's even one that says a Stormy and it has a Barney on it. What? And people are like, how in the hell did you find any of this merch? Did they say? where they found it? No, they didn't say where they found it. But they are thinking Kylie, because they're like, she could have easily

just resold those things or kind of just put them somewhere to be more expensive. Cheap, I don't even know they're there. Yeah. Yeah, it's what you think. Yeah, it's someone that cleans up. That's what I was thinking too. Or like someone that's tasked to like, just get rid of it. Yeah. To make sure she's not like hoarding things because they get so many things. They buy things. It's going to get overwhelming. Babies grow fast. You guys don't keep your babies clothes like that? Like my, just one piece.

I think it was one piece. What piece is it? I took a one z and then like the blanket they came home from the hospital with. Oh my God. That's beautiful. That little pink and blue one. Yeah, that's beautiful. As it should be, it should just be that one piece.

You hear that horace? Yeah. My husband is a hoarder dog. The whole, and granted, the kids grow fast. Yeah. But it's their blankets. It's their shirts. It's their undershirts.

Any shirt that they wore. And he's like, no, one day they're going to be stars. And the Smithsonian's going to ask for like, like, a piece of their clothing and we'll have it. And I was like, sure. Wow. That's great. He keeps all of that.

Everything, bro. Everything. That's pretty cool. My brother's baby mom was like that too. It's cool until you try to find space. There's no way there's that much clothes. I believe it. My mom still has my umbilical cord.

I saw the boys in biblical cord too. What? We've talked about this before and Greg said the same thing before. It's, you have a kid. Yeah. Have a kid. You save the first haircut, the first nail clippings and the ambilical cord. And my quittito.

She still has it. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You're quiddot? He's circumcised. Oh, my. Which I doubt. You're so dumb. You're so annoying.

She still has a little pork rind. True it, show Greg. Why? Why would she have that? Why are you giving that kind of information? That was TMI, fool. You're going to find out a good one. Oh, now it's TMI.

It's too much. That was. That was a little. We've been going too far for the last, I don't know, three years here, guys. That's too much. Proof it. Come on. Brew it.

I'll bring it. I'll bring it. Show me your proof. I'll bring it. That was yesterday. Context. Revenousins. But anyway.

I got the video of all of the stormy stuff. Brownbacks morning is 106. About all the clothes. It's a little like cute little jackets and stuff like that. There's even clothes from like the Grammys when they've gone before. Like matching outfits that they've worn together that they found at this Goodwill. Yeah. Someone probably put it there and Kylie's probably going to reach out to grab that stuff back.

For sure. Did they show want it back? Maybe. Yes. I feel like you were saying, there's so much clothes that they have that they just throw it out. Yeah, it's custom stuff. Like that person could sell it. Ah.

You know what I'm saying? Like they're like, come up with it. Yeah, and their name is fell off the truck deal. So of course they're going to try to sell it for more. And now the weather. Oh, hell the dog. With concrete storm. Berritos, it is going out for the weather Tuesday, March 3rd.

first we up in the valley all up in the recitas like a gistring splitting both of your chakitas 75 and 50 degrees at night now we hit him with the pimp walk to the city of bretah shout us to the player players from the himalayas 75 and 51 at night next i noticed strange things headed to the city of irvine i looked in the mirror this morning and i'm losing my hur line back on 72 and 51 at night lastly we get cozy in the city of big bear i'm still tipping on my greas because I swear I had thick hair 55 and 39 at night. It's crazy. I'm trying to lose it like I'm trying to see it.

Your hair like, you're scratching it is not going to help you. I know it's funny. No, it's all red. I wear a lot of hats and I'm starting noticing that my hair lines gone, dog. Damn. Do you say bretta? Yeah, he said it. He said bretta instead of Brea.

Brea. I said Brea. He said Brea. He said brea. He said brea. Well, then respect the Beretta, homie. Brea. Brea, yes.

Okay, all right. Yeah, Brea. Racina, 75 and 50 at night. Brea, 75 and 51 at night. Irvine, 72 and 51 at night. And Big Bear, 55 and 39 at night. Stay cozy, Big Bear. Yeah.

Over here in the Burbank area, you see all the clouds? Super cloudy. It feels like it's going to be like a chill day, no? It's going to be super chill. Mublado. Super chill. And there's been like a lunar eclipse, so all your spirituality's on, whacked up, right? If she argues with her today, you know, it's a lot.

If she argues with her today is with you today, it's not her fault. It's the moon. It's her chakra. Yeah. You know. You know. You know. There it is.

And there's also daylight savings time coming this weekend. This weekend we get more hours? No, less. We loosen our sleep. We lose an hour of sleep, dog. No, but we get more hours of sunlight. Yeah. Yeah.

That's what I'm talking about. But that means we usually get here at five. We're supposed to get here at four. Or it's going to feel like four, but it'll be five. But there's more sun. Nah. Yeah. Yeah.

My vibes are going to be here. I won't be here. Oh, my God. Your vibes just showed up. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We'll need a line.

I mean, phone line. We've got you for the homie help line. Chris needs our help. Chris. Chris hit us up and said, hey, brown bag. My name is Chris. And my baby mama won't stop entertaining her ex. She said, I met my baby mama at work.

We've known each other for a while. She used to cheat on her girlfriend with me. After her girl found out, she blocked me for two years, but we reconnected. Two to three months into us talking again, she said she was pregnant with a man's baby. She said... Okay, it's another lesbian. Yes. Why do you just say my lesbian?

Is it lesbian week or something? No. Not that I know. It's a shark week. Yesterday, Chris called in during yesterday. you told me how blood somewhere older. I remember, yes. It's lesbian. Yes. She said, I thought, well, she said,

this was enough time for me. I was homeless, a tough time for me. I was homeless living in my car. I felt shocked and betrayed. Eventually, we ended up moving in with her mom, and while I, and while there, I caught her texting her ex.

She said, fast forward to now, the baby is 11 weeks old, and we have a place together in Downey. The other day, I came home and caught, her talking to her ex on FaceTime. Which ex, the guy ex that had the baby or the ex?

The girl ex. Oh, okay. Okay. That was the main when she was size. Exactly. She said, she told me they were talking about mail that's still being delivered to her house. So you're going to have to illustrate this for me because I'm already confused. Okay, so there's a man that doesn't, there's a mystery man.

That's just a joke at this point. Pictures. Pictures. Yeah, he's just a donor. He's just a donor. He's not an ex. Does not in the picture at all. Okay.

This ex is the one that she was... When she mentions X, she mentions the girl X. The girl. The guy's not relevant. The guy was Wham-Bam, thank you, ma'am. Like a one-night stand. Well, we don't know that either. True.

That's what it sees. Shout out to the baby daddy out there. Wham-Band-Ban. Maybe he was like, hey, my girl. She is, Chris is the baby daddy. You'll see. You'll see. You'll see.

You'll get to. Victor, just read. We'll get to it. We'll get to it. We'll get to it. We'll get to it. All right. She said they were talking about mail is still being delivered to the ex's house. I'm frustrated because as much as I tell her to cut communication, she still talks to her.

I know she's not physically cheating on me. I have cameras all over inside and out of my house. She said, still though, I'm thinking about leaving her over all these red flags. The baby has my last name. I saw her being born and I signed the birth certificate. Wait in what area? What do you mean? And Downey? No, because the mom gave birth and that was your girlfriend. Yeah.

So she signed as a dad? Yes. Oh, wow. Damn. So legally, that's her baby. And she said, she said, crazy part is the baby looks like me as if I was the baby. I'm not going to have. That's what she said.

That's what she said. Unless you look like your girl. That's what she said. She said, should I walk away and just handle my responsibility through child support. Like a man handle it. Exactly. Or keep trying to make this relationship work for my daughter.

Okay. Wow. I wish I was this delusional. She's not delusional. She's not legally. She just signed up to be a baby daddy. She signed up to be a baby daddy. She's going for the full experience.

Yeah. Child supported and all. Oh, gosh. I think ultimately it's why is my girl still in communication with her ex? Yes. That has no ties. No. The girl ex.

It has no ties to her at all except that's your past. Exactly. And she keeps seeing this. Even though she has cameras all over the house. I know inside and I'm sure she feels away because it's like, wow, like, you know, kind of how you got her is how you lose her. Potentially, she was cheating with me. So now it's like could she be doing the same thing? Yeah.

Well, she says she doesn't believe that she would cheat. No. Physically. Well, she says she hasn't. But she did to be with her. Power 106. Uh, hello, hello, can you hear me? Hello?

Hi, what's your name? Hi. She knows exactly who I am. Ask Chris, what's your... No, no, no, no. We're asking you. We're asking you, what's your name? Carol.

Your name is Carol. Okay, Carol. All right, Carol, you're laughing. But what happened? Because you called in saying that Chris is lying. She said, exactly. I'm her fucking wife. Sorry, I'm her wife.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're the baby mama? Say it again. You're the baby mom? No, I'm not the baby mama. I'm her wife. Literally her wife. We were married 10 years.

Well, we were together for 10 years. We got married in November of 2024. She let, well, she cheated on me in March of 2025 with this little girl, which I don't care. It is what it is. Yeah. And I'm assuming the girl doesn't know that she's legally married. Oh, my God.

We had a whole wedding. Bombshell right now. Bombshell. That was the reason, and that is the reason that her girl keeps on blocking her ex-girl because she continues to call me. She continues to live for me. Cry to me like, please give me another chance. The marriage deserves a second chance.

Hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hasbyn't drama is the best friend. Literally just on the phone. She was literally, and Chris, you better not hang up. I see you on hold. Chris was literally telling us. No, she was literally on the phone telling us that she's been a one with this girl, that she's stepping in as a parent.

Please, please. Because this is, I, she did what she did is wrong, right? But it's not the baby's fault. No. But she only did this because I, we were together in my new 10 years, right? She would always tell me like, oh, let's have a baby. Let's have a baby. Mind you.

Neither me. or her, well, I could hold more of a job, but, and I'm not bashing her at all, you know, like she's a hustler, I'm not going to lie. You know, but to leave 10 years for this little girl for this, I'm talking about the baby, I'm talking about the girlfriend. The lady, the girl.

She, yeah, the baby mama. So we, that ain't her baby mama, first and formal. That's her mistress. That's always going to be her title because I was. Best of Brown Bag. Chris. Yeah. Chris, you.

You lie. I asked you if there was anyone else. I asked you what about... Well, there isn't anyone else. I haven't seen that girl over a year already. But she said you're hitting her up and you're asking her to take you back and all of that. She hits me up about, oh, I filed for divorce already. Chris.

But then what? So she's not get divorced? She's over here talking about, oh, I'm with somebody else. They do me down and this and that. Like, okay, cool. You know, like, you know, like, come on. You beg back for her though. Like you're the one that's

You want her. She's just spicing it up right now. That's how she's doing. You know, seeking for attention. Who's telling me that? Oh, my gosh. Hold on God. I thought only guys gaslight.

This is beyond me right now. What is happening? I know. Oh, my God. All right. Let's go back to Carol. Carol. Carol.

Don't play. Carol. She said you are lying. You are spicing it up. I'm lying. I'm spicing it up. Okay. Girl, please don't make me pull our receipt.

Ooh, can we have them? She says she has a C. All the receipt. Oh, the receipt. She says she has a Cibia. Chris. Yeah. No, yeah.

You sound like you're, you sound like it's you. You sound like you're not telling us the truth, Chris. Saying it for what it is. I've been with my girl. We've been living with. No, no, no, no. You have been with your mistress. You didn't tell us that this was a mistress.

She's not my miss. She's going to, you know, honestly, she's going to think that way, but she's not my mistress. Okay. You know why she's going to think that way. way because you guys were married and you cheated on her with the other girl. You told us about how the other girl cheated on her ex with you, but you didn't tell us about how you had a wife at the time.

That little girl. Our relationship was already done. Mind you, if she was really my wife like she said she was, she would have took me out of the gutter. She didn't do that. You get what I'm saying? I don't know. I got to do what I have to do, you know, you get me? And this girl was the only one there for me.

Oh. But she left you. She blocked you. Oh, no, I'm talking about. Yeah. I'm talking about actually the fact that I got homeless. She helped her out when she was down. Yeah.

What about the 10 years? What about the 10 years that you were with Carol? In and out, you know, that was in and out. You know, she was coming around my family or whatever. It's marriage. What? Well, you know, hey, I told her, hey, give me and I'll give you. I told her, you know, I don't want to throw her business out there because that's what she does.

She likes to throw my business out there. But I don't want to throw her business out there. You get me? But, I mean, I told her. you know, like, you know, she had doctor, you know, you get me, and I told, I'll fix you and you help me, you know, but at the end, she told me, it's because in reality, Chris,

I don't want a baby. She already had, did her gas chick sleeve. I'm not even trying to entertain this, to be honest with you. Oh, now you don't want to entertain it. Now that you're getting held accountable, Chris. It's because, like, honestly, like, I'm way too mature, and she, obviously, for her to do all this,

that tells me the kind of type of person she is, you know, And this is why I distance myself from her because- Are you trying to gaslight us? I feel very gas-like, Chris. We wouldn't know any of this if you had not hit us up. It was an important factor. You know, you gave me what? She has your wife.

She has your wife for 10 years. Chris, and I don't know the legalities, but if that's your wife and you're the parent to this kid, there might be some connection there legally. I don't know. Well, like I said, she's already defiling for divorce. Oh, yeah, yeah. And she told me this.

Last month. on my birthday, she texts me for my birthday telling me, oh, I'm falling for divorce. Wait, your birthday was last weekend. That was like four days ago. Yeah. She texted me this last weekend, talking about, oh, I filed for divorce. You just said last month. She texted me last month, too.

Like, oh, I'm fighting for divorce. Okay. But she was capping. Yeah. Yeah, you know, it's just, I don't know. I don't know what she's trying to do. Honestly, it's just really done to me, you know? Yeah.

What do you want to tell her? I'm not trying to feed into that. Honestly, it is. Chris, Chris, Chris. She's listening right now. What do you want to tell her? Just, just, just, what's your last words to her right now? Honestly, Carol, you do too much, you know, and you know you do.

And I, um, I was there for you. My family was too. And when it came down to it, you wasn't there for me. You never put your foot down with your family. And straight up, like, you, you file, you file, you know? So that's the end, you know. Do you want to take any accountability for also the, part that you played.

Because I'm sure Carol can say again, like you cheated on her, you did this stuff to her. She's always going to say that. Okay, but do you see where she can say that, like, if that's legally your wife? I mean, I see why she could say it, but I mean, at the end of the day, she already knew she had told me, like, I'm giving up, like, she's like that she didn't want it no more, that she told me that she didn't want it no more. We were both done. So she's doing too much.

You were done, but you kept going back and forth, back and forth, right? And there's no truth to what she's saying that you hit her up and you tell her and don't move on and you tell her that you want to get back. There's no truth to that. And we haven't, you know, in the beginning, you know, maybe like, you know, like when we were talking, you know, when all this was going on, I was like, hey, you know what? I hope that me and you can, you know, find ourselves and we could talk again and da, da, da, da da da da, but I mean, not like how she fucking. Sorry, none of my. Well, it's because I don't even know if I'm alive anymore. It's not like how she said it, you know, like.

All right. Thank you, Chris. Hold on. Hold on. Carol. Oh, my God. Carol. Carol.

Oh, my God. Carol. Carol. Okay. No cursing, by the law. No cursing, please. Carol. You heard her response and you heard her words to you.

I heard what she said. And look, like I said, she knows the truth. She knows the truth. She knows the truth. Mm-hmm. We want to know the truth. What's the truth? What side?

Who's saying? Because she's gonna deny it and how am I gonna show you guys the proof? There's no way of me showing you guys the proof. No, just you tell me what the truth is. What's the truth? She's still not for me. She still knows because I've been telling her I want nothing to do with her anymore because I tell her I have someone else and I'm happy where am I.

Now it's like, okay, well, I hope that we can be friends and black. Why would I be friends with somebody that can't even be accountable for her actions? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, okay, the relationship is done. Yes. We had ups and down just towards the end. Towards the end, it got really bad.

Like, I wasn't even sleeping in the same bed as her. I was sleeping in the sofa. So, yeah, it was the end. Like, so I'm not in what she did. Eventually, that's who she is. This is not the first time she does this. What do you mean? She's a cheater.

That's why she's her. That's why all her life is all messed up because things. She actually cared for her and actually loved her. Because what happened to when you got in the car accident, what was your family out? Because nobody wanted to take care of you. I quit my job to, Wow.

Wow. It's in my job to help you. Because she said that no la you did that you didn't hold her down. The other girl did. When she was down? Yeah. And guess what? I'm the...

I get back with her because I am dating a guy. Yeah. So you're no longer a lesbian. Because why? I'm just asking. It's an honest question. She's just not a Christian. Is it?

No. And then like, oh, it's because my girl, she reads the Bible. She's Christian. We pray. That's a whole different story. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, everybody just settled down. That's a whole different story. Everyone just settled down.

Best of Brown Bag. Well, one thing I've learned, one thing I've learned when life got hard is you can't fix other people. You can't change them. You can only change yourself. And if you do some deep digging into yourself, pause, I'm sure you can find some things that maybe you can fix that if anything will allow you to be the best parent. You know, because that's expressity. But I can tell you this right now, you know, like, you know, my girl, she is a beautiful girl, you know, she's very gorgeous, but she's also very mature. And I can tell you maternal knowledge, I'm a general.

I care about you right now. Your girl that is still FaceTiming her ex, I don't know. I don't know about that. I want to talk to you about you right now because you can't just pass the book to other people. What can Chris do to be a better parent to your 11-week-old? because whether your girl stays in the picture or not, that baby is, you know? Yeah. And God willing.

So that kind of has to be your focus. Okay. And then get that divorce down. Like get it in, get it in. For your piece and for your ex's peace. My girlfriend, my girl should not worry. You keep bringing up your girl. You keep trying to like bring up your girl to kind of, I feel like to make her jealous.

No. Yeah, it's just, I don't see the point. what just happened. Honestly, I'm like, whoa, you know, like... Then get the divorce. Yeah. Yeah. Why don't you guys?

They get the divorce? Because you know, you can file, too. You know, you can file. Hey, I could file, but I'm not going to waste my time. Do it. You should have to spend it regardless. She should have been done it from the beginning when we were just like... But you too, you already have a kid and you moved on.

You moved on. My baby's money is more invested on her. You can do it for free depending on your, depending on how much money you make. You could waive the cost. Yes. Yep. It's all possible. Believe me.

Wow. There you go. Thank you so much. Thank you, Chris. Stay tuned for more tomorrow on lesbian week, huh? It's not like, chill. It might be. Is it not?

No, please, if you're a lesbian and you got issues, call this right now. Do you guys look at arguments? We need it. Yeah, this is super intense. I love it. The drama continues. Do you look at arguments like this and it's just like, it could be worse. Like your arguments?

Well, just period. Like period in life. Like, not because it's two girls or a guy and a girl. We need AGB to come DJ this Friday. Wait, did you say we'll have AdGV DJ Friday? Oh my God, Cohn. That's the homie. Okay, shout out, JV, I love you so much.

We're going to be doing a You're Not Down collab. Yeah. And we're inviting Carol Anchorage. Oh, the lesbian. It's going to be a set beach of party with all the clams. They're all down. Hey, by the way, if you have a homely helpline of your own, you can email us. Homey Helpline.

At power106.com. Remember. One more time. Homey helpline at power 106.com. It's lesbian week. Yes, it is. At this point, it is what it is. It's Tuesday, two back-to-backs.

Let's keep the, the momentum. Momentum? Yes. The momentum point. This isn't like freaking shark week on this. But it is now.

But it is now. Oh, you're making it? Yes. The first week of March. They're just regular people. I'm back morning. It's first week of March is for lesbians.

Oh my God. What? First week of March. March? Ma. He wants you to say a word. Marimacha. Marry March.

You're amazing, Vic. Yeah, you're amazing, dude. Madness, Ad Madness. Dude. March Madness. That's amazing. I like it. Oh, Braddney.

Wow. And the next one is April Fool's Druel or something. No. We'll work on it. We're working, we're working on. And we need like a co-sign from the community, by the way. Oh, true. Of course.

We've been co-signed. Look at the comments. They love it. People are loving it right now. People are loving it, dude. I think we need a representative in here. Yeah. We need a representative.

Who wants to be gay? I'll be lesbian. All right. Best of Brown Bag.