Brown Bag Mornings - BEST of Brown Bag Mornings: 🎰 Live From Las Vegas — Jim Jones Studio Drama, Oscar’s Cheating Crisis & Kendrick’s “Ugh” Moment 🎤🔥 (02/20/26)

Episode Date: February 20, 2026

🚓 Petty Police: Jim Jones allegedly breaking into his own studio — sometimes the real beef is with your own building. 📱 Scrolling with the Homies: An Olympics reporter is going viral for his delivery — sounding exactly like sleep-deprived radio hosts at 2AM. 🌤️ The Weather with Concrete Storm: Friday, February 20th weather check across SoCal. ☎️ Homie Helpline: Oscar cheated… now the side piece is threatening to expose everything. Should he confess before she does or stay quiet and gamble his relationship? 🎶 Rap Sheet: Kendrick Lamar reacts (very “ugh”) when Baby Keem comes up — fans reading deep into the energy. 🧠 Hella Studious: Want to know what heaven is like? We’ve got the inside scoop — and it might not be what you think.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Best of Brown Bag. Live from Radio Row at T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas. It's Brown Bag Mornings. That's the sound of the police. The petty police. You're petty. You're just petty. I'm being petty.

Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest. We need to add a piece of 50 cent into this intro of Petty Police because he has made it on here. He is a repeat offender. I think there's nobody like 50 cent in the game when it comes to pettiness, okay? Do not critique 50 cent. Let this be a lesson. Do not critique 50 cent, especially if you already have like past beef with him,

because for show he has stuff on you. Yeah. All right. I'm talking to you, Jim Jones, okay? A legendary rapper. Shout out to Dipset out of New York. They have a, he currently has a podcast called Let's Rap About It. But since he started, I guess restarted his beef with 50 Cent,

critiquing the recent documentary that 50 Cent did in partnership with Netflix on Puff Daddy, right? Since that happened, Jim Jones. Jones has came out and clearly been against it. And so 50 was like, all right, we're going at it? Let's go. He has talked about the eviction that Jim Jones is facing on his studio office. It's like, hey, don't worry about

me. Go pay your rent. He's posted videos of Jim Jones trying to get back into like the area of his studio, which, lokey, who the heck in New York is giving 50 cent surveillance footage? That's what I want to know. I know. I thought it's only for the FBI and the cops or something.

Yeah. For sure, for sure, for sure. For sure, for sure. Okay, so 50 Cent recently posted, actually posted about 10 hours ago, video footage of Jim Jones being evicted and trying his best to get back into his studio space. They had cut off the lights and he starts kicking the door. Like he holds on the hallway on one side and starts kicking from the back. What would you call this? Like a horse kick. Like a horse kick.

Horse kicking the door. Check this out. He cut the light door. He's not supposed to hear you. He cut the light pole. Just turn it back. That's kicking the point. Wow.

Bro. And his homie was saying, hey, they cut the lights off. And Jim Joan is like, turn him back on. You can't. You cannot. You are evicted, okay?

Oh, it's so bad. He was so loud that a neighbor down the hall came to see what's up, and he turned up on the neighbor, look he's, look at this. What's up? What happened? Yeah, I'm good.

No, it's mine. It's my property. All right. You got a problem with a lot. Goes right back to kicking. Tells the lady. It's a woman. Hey, you got a problem call somebody.

This is my property. That's what he tells the lady, okay? Well, clearly. Well, yeah, I mean, if it's your property, why can't you get in? Yeah. It goes deeper because 50 Cent also posted the notice from this office management company to Jim Jones or Joseph Jones saying, look, we gave you that 15-day notice, we served you papers, we went to court with it, your tenancy in this premises has been terminated, you're evicted.

Wow. And even the things that he was doing, like the kicking in the door and stuff, as part of the letter that 50-cent posted on his Instagram account, it says, should tenant attempt to enter the premise, change the locks, or seek to retrieve its property, or cause with any third party to do so without the landlord's express permission, landlord reserves the right to prosecute the same as a trespass. So now you're also like on camera.

And 50 cents posting about it. It's so bad. And I bet the reason he's trying to get in there is probably because all his equipment is in there. Yes. That's where he does his podcast. 50 cent put in the caption, Damn, bro, this wouldn't happen if we was friends. You want to be friends?

I don't know. Let's rap about it. That's the name of the podcast. Oh my God. Petty on top of Petty. I like it. I like it. I like it.

Put him to work, though, at least. Yeah. I didn't know that. When he was kicking that door. I was like, oh my God. Yeah. He was really trying to get in and get his stuff out, but it's not happening. And that's a big L on top of like not having a space to record anymore.

All his stuff is gone. I guess he has to work it out with the landlord to see if maybe he can get in. But it seems like they're not on a good court. Yeah, his landlord is G-U-Nit. Can I get my stuff like G-U-Nit? Oh, that's a no. There's a reporter right now going viral. Hilarious.

Because she's sounding like me right now after a night out in Vegas with Khan. What? Oh. She had way too many drinks. So she's out actually doing a report on the Olympics, the Winter Olympics. And when they go to her on the camera, the second that she starts talking, she sounds drunk as hell. Hell. Listen to this.

The price of coffee over here is actually fine. It's more the price of coffee in the U.S. that we are going to have to get used to. I'm not sure about the iguanas. Where are we going with that one? But anyway, let's get into the day's spot Because there is plenty happening back home That's... What did she report on wildlife?

What did she said? The Guantas was. She was reporting on sports, like the whole Olympics. When she's talking about like the finance? Yeah, but she just started talking about iguana. And the price of coffee here compared to the U.S. Oh, no. Yeah, she was lit.

And, you know, people, they don't like to admit when they're lit like that at work, especially. But she had the time to apply. apologize and said, you know what? I did have way too many. Listen to this. I just want to take a moment, if that's okay. Just to apologize, look, I totally misjudged a situation. I shouldn't have had a drink, and especially in these conditions, it's cold, we've got altitude, and not having had dinner probably didn't help as well. But I want to take full responsibility. It's not the standard that I set for myself. Wow. She said, yeah, maybe it was a drink.

That's not one drink That's not one drink at all Of them no food No food too And she said the altitude I don't know what else The altitude Oh my

Yeah Yeah Blame it on the Uh uh uh uh altitude Baby Like it definitely Happen It definitely happen for sure

Oh man I think that It was probably like Maybe she forgot She had like one more shot Like a like a live feed Or whatever it's like Oh you're gonna go back up at

You know Whatever time it was And then she's probably like damn I shouldn't have taken these drinks. No, you know what it is? You take the drink and you're like, I could do anything. Okay, I will do the food for. That too.

That's Greg. You don't realize you start slurring your slurring. I looked up the altitude thing and it doesn't even affect you if you get drunk. Oh, nice. Yeah. Why do you know that? Your blood is like, it just stays the same. No, I think they say you get drunk faster even like when you go to like Denver, Colorado.

Also, I don't trust Greg typing anything into his computer. Right now. Yeah. I spelled altitude. He misspelled out of it. He's like, yeah, your ulterior doesn't even affect your blood alcohol levels. Does your alter. Those are alternator?

Alternator work. Now you got to say sorry like her. Yeah, I apologize. I had one too many drinks last night in Vegas. But it was fun. I had the time of my life. Okay, no. I'm having the time of my life.

We're here. Oh, my God. We're doing what you love. Struggling. That was the first one here. Yeah, because you slept here. You walked over at 1 a.m. That's an effective strategy that I've used, Greg.

He put up a tent today. We're in a tent outside Team Mobile Arena for the Barrios-Garcio fight going down this weekend. And yes, you did that. Yeah. All right. And now, the weather. With concrete storm. Parito Zeta is going down Friday, February.

February 20th. First, we hit the city of Pomona. One lady we are missing out here in Vegas. Her name is Ramona. Ramona. Romona. We miss you, ha, 56 and 37. Now we pray all the way to the city of good hope.

If I was religious, I'd make a good pope. 55 and 37 degrees. Now we send smoke stiglers. You are religious. No. Yeah, you go to church all the time. Spiritual. No, you go to church.

I'm not religious. I'm not like, ah. You know? Only religious. I'm knocking at your door. Like, hey, come out. But that's still religious. But that's still religious to go to church.

No, I have a relationship with God. Okay, you know what happened? But you actually go to church. That's what people that don't go to church say. No, religious people are like super-r-hr. It's different to having to the relationship with God. Yeah, but you didn't say super religious. You just said religious.

Now we go. If I was super religious, I'd make a good poem. Now we said smoke signals to the city of Indo. Last night I got faded and stuffed my purse. Pinkito, 65 and 46 degrees. Lastly, we put miles on the whippers to the city of El Centro. My name is concrete, but you can call me Cemento. 65 and 44, Perito.

It's going to be pretty cold. So grab a sweater, grab a jacket, put out you buffanda and your beanie and your gloves and your socks and, yeah, whatever else you want to put on. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So, check out Pomona, 5637, Good Hope, 5537, Indio 6546 and City of El Centro, 6544. That's the weather. It's your way concrete.

where by back mornings are power 106 let's go all right check this out homie you need a homie or need some help we need your help we need a line i mean phone line we've got you for the homie help Oscar needs our help Oscar Oscar Oscar hit us up and said what up brownback fam my name is Oscar and I'm in deep and I know it he said I know I've been doing wrong but don't cook me too crazy. He said, my girl and I've been together for five years. That's my official day one, the one everybody knows. We live, laugh, love together, families know each other, all that. But about three years ago, I started messing with this older woman I met through work. It was never supposed to be serious. Strictly vibes, grown folk fun, no feelings. From day one, I told her,

I'm not leaving my girl. This is just physical. and she always said she understood. Well, recently, everything flipped. She caught feelings heavy, like telling me she loves me, and wants a real relationship talking about we belong together. I kept it real and told her again, that's not happening. Now she's mad, mad, all right? Last week, she snapped and started threatening to tell my actual girlfriend everything if I don't choose her.

Wow. She even showed me screenshots and ring camera footage of me leaving her place that she's ready to send to my girl. AI is crazy. He said, so now I'm stuck. Do I come cling to my girl before this whole thing explodes and at least control the damage? Or do I call this older lady's bluff and hope she's just talking out of anger? Help me out, Brown bag. Call her bluff.

She's just talking? She's just mad. She's just trying to do something. Try to ruin a perfectly good relationship. And what did he? He's just experimenting. Oh my God. So she just gathered the footage for fun.

Just like, look, this is what I could do. Because what did he say about his first one? That's my main, that's my official, that's my rider died, that's my... Why would you want to ruin that? That's what she's trying to do. No. He ruins it already. I'm going to fight you.

See, I'm going to talk here. Why, he's trying to ruin a good thing, woman. Shut your mouth and know your role. Oh. Oh, the rock says. No. And I highly doubt, like, not for nothing, that he would tell her all. Like, I just highly doubt that he's the one being like, no, I'm not going to do this.

It seems like that's very convenient to say to us. That he's. You guys, I've been telling this girl that I've been with for years that, like, hey, I'm not going to. I don't know what you're thinking about. I've been telling her that. Yeah, I don't know how you got the wrong idea. Yeah. When I've known you for three years.

Yeah. Hoking up for three years. Yeah, I mean, I think that's the thing is like it probably it's been so long that it is that area where you can get confused. Like, you start caring for this. No, you start caring for this person because it's been over, like, over a short amount of time. It's like if you hook up with somebody one time, like, yeah, you're probably not going to catch feelings. But it's like they, if they consistently see each other and it's like, okay, now like, hey, so like, you know. Like these fools have an anniversary a bit.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. They've been on the side three years. Yeah. And you don't know why she's tripping? That's a talent. So, though. Having a site for three years and not getting caught.

And now she's mad. According to Oscar, last week she snapped and started threatening to tell my actual girlfriend everything if I don't choose her. But I thought he already didn't choose her according to him. Yeah. She's the one that's trying to get chose. Yeah. I know. I want us to be together.

I'm not going with you. According to him, he said that. And now she has the footage of him. She's like, all right, don't choose me. Please come clean. Just come clean, dog. Come clean? Come clean. Yeah.

She's a psycho. Come clean to the, to the main. To the main. Yeah, just come clean. Just be like, hey, so I was scared? Like, I messed up. For three years? I messed up for the years.

That's your opportunity to downplay it. I messed up for three years. And I apologize and she's a psycho. Oh my God. And I am afraid. for my life and yours, but... Oh, my God. You make it a safety thing?

I think me and you need to get away together. Hilarious. She'll never send the footage. She'll never send the footage. The footage is what it is. The footage? Yeah. Like, dude, there's footage?

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Just come clean. She's a psycho. It's ring camera footage. We need to get away from her. It's ring camera footage of him leaving her place. Oh. Yeah.

Oh. Well, that could be anything, right? Yeah, that could be anything. He's helping or taking the groceries. Yeah. Yeah. Moving, what do we say? Moving the couches.

Oh, yeah, moving furniture. Yeah, moving furniture. Oh, they move that furniture for sure. Oscar says, so now I'm stuck. Do I come clean to my girl before this whole thing explodes and at least control the damage? Or do I call the older lady's bluff and hope she's just talking out of anger? You know, it's funny about this. He's like, do I control the damage?

So he's like, all right, look, I'm going to be honest. and then he ends up probably lying, making a bigger lie. All right, I'm going to come clean. All right. She's extorting him already. Sort of, yeah. That's extortion. Yeah, like blackmail.

You do this or, you know. Yeah, that's blackmail. Yeah, she's blackmailing extorting, yeah, for sure. She's not asking for money. She's asking for her relationship. Hey, might as well ask for some fairy at this point, you know. To keep quiet. But also, she could just be talking.

And then you go to the cops. Gotcha. Best of Brown Bag. David in Pasadino. What's up, David? David. Hey, good morning, Brownbag. Good morning.

David, David, talk to us. What should Oscar do? He's been seeing a woman for three years, been with his girl for five. The woman is now catching feelings and is saying like, hey, we belong together, dedicating all the Mariah Carey songs to him. And then he's like, nah, like, I don't like you like that. So she's saying, look, ultimatum, you either be with me or I go ahead and tell your girl everything. And now he's wondering, should I go damage control, tell my girl something, or should I call this lady on her bluff?

What would you do? Or what would you tell him to do? So there's a couple things. That psycho-crazy attribute she has was probably what attracted him in the first place. Talk about it. It's excited by that, you know. Something different. And her being older, she knows what she's doing.

And she's methodical. Like, she knows what she's doing. and with him not wanting to be with her, she has nothing to lose. She's going to put them out. Yeah, she ruins the relationship. He's going to end up, like you said, he's going to end up going back with her with a side piece.

No. So, you know, I think he should just come clean, you know, try to take control of the situation because it's going to hurt her a lot more hearing it from the side chick, from the mother girl, especially if she finds out through pictures and text messages and all that stuff. cameras. That's going to destroy her.

Yeah, not cool. All right. Thank you so much, bro. Thank you for calling in. Hey, we got Diana from West Covina on the line. Diana, what would you tell Oscar to do? In my opinion, I would tell Oscar to call her bluff

in reality because she already has been with this guy for X amount of years knowing that she's the side piece. I mean, the worst that can happen is I mean, yeah, his girl is finding out

but in the end it's up to her if she really wants to stay with this guy. You know, the sidepiece already knows that she ain't the one and she's not going to be the one. Yeah. If he hasn't left her three years ago when they first met or in a year in after them

her, that messing around, then obviously he's not going to leave her. Right. Yeah, I think about that is that you don't bluff a scorn woman. Call her bluff and be like, oh, Really? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah?

What about if I just have dinner with her? Oh, wow. Hey, girlie. Hey, girlie. Want to go to lunch? Yeah. You don't bluff a scoring woman, though. It's going down.

Yeah. Thank you, Diana. Thank you. She's definitely showing attributes of she's already made up her mind. That she's going to do it. Oh, for sure. You don't think she would have done it in the past three years, Kahn? No, but I think now, I mean, I think now she's, she wants to move

on from the side chick phase. Oh, yeah. She wants to graduate. She's older. She's done three years in community college. She's trying to study university. So annoying. All in all, what are we telling Oscar as a group?

Leave both. No. I say leave both. I say leave both. Yeah, walk away. Do I even come clean? For what? You don't have to.

You don't have to. Because already he's not going to. His coming clean and won't be clean. No. It's going to be like big set very, very. Clean-ish. Yeah, it's not going to be, he's not going to tell the whole truth, nothing but the truth.

Only the truth. Like he's going to, yeah. I think, yeah, honestly, start fresh. Like, you don't think he owes it to her, at least to say hey. He does. He does. But he also owed it to her not to be with this woman for three years. So he's not going to do what he owes her.

But also think about this. If he just says, you know what, I just don't feel the same. This is me. It's not about you. And he walks away. She doesn't get hurt. She gets hurt. It's been me for three years.

She gets hurt. Just say you're dealing with mental issues, whatever you have to say. And then just be like, I walk away. to say so you guys say that just to say it. Fighting demons. I'm fighting demons right now. I don't want you a part of this whole thing. I don't want to drag you down with me.

Ooh, that's a good one. And so that way she doesn't get hurt because you got to think this poor girl's feelings. He's been with her for five years. And if she knows that he's been messing up on her for the past three, she's going to be heartbroken. Of course. If he just walks away and she's just like, dude, he's dealing with stuff. Like he's kind of a jerk, but whatever. You know what?

I don't need this. I'm so out of here. Get your life together. And then come back. And then come back. And that way she doesn't get hurt. And she's mad at him. It's like, R.B, mad at me all you want.

But at least I didn't hurt you more than I would have. If you would have known. Nobody moves to Hemet. Oh, yeah. Saving. I feel like you're saving when you move to Hemet. No. Yeah.

No, I'm going. I'm going towards Big Bear. If it's hip-pop. You know letty's on. Yeah, I go. Rep sheet. Let these set go. Okay.

I see you legendary rapper Common and I see how sneaky you're trying to be. All right, so check this out. I have a theory that Common is trying to reunite J. Cole and Kendrick Lamar. What? He's doing it in a very sneaky way and it all has to do with this song right here, The Light. I never do a la, la, la. Like this. Gotta be something for beat to write this.

Queen. I ain't seen you in a minute. Wrote this letter. Finally decided to send it sign. Okay, sorry. But iconic song, we all love it. We've all dedicated it to somebody. Yes, actually.

If heaven had a height, you would be that tall. Wow. Come on. Okay, well, in his recent album, Jay Cole interpolated the lyrics and flipped another concept of common. And in the song, I love her again, this is how Jake Cole sounds. So Jay Cole is even on camera thinking comments and you know what you cleared the sample and I'm a nerd

in this. I flipped your I used to love her concept of a song where he's talking about hip hop. Yeah. And he flipped it into this song. I love her again. Jay Cole's own song and interpolated. That means sampled the voice or like the cadence or the lyrics of I never knew what. Love, love, love like this.

And so it was thanking Common. Common had to have cleared that, right? Yeah. So there he goes. He clears it for J. Cole. Now, yesterday, Baby Kim, Kendrick Lamar's, and Vick's favorite cousin, Baby Kim dropped an album called Casino.

And it's featuring a song with Kendrick Lamar in it called Good Flirts. Listen to Kendrick Lamar. I never knew a love, love like this. Flood your contour, make you blush like this. Now knowing that comment had to clear that as well Hell yeah He cleared us so they could be like look Look at you guys are on the same wavelength

You guys And I'm here to say yes to both of you I just love it And I think he cleared it because they all don't like Drake Including comic Oh you're so right We cannot say Jake Cole doesn't like Drake Does he love him

But you said doesn't like Drake Right? Yeah I do like that and I appreciate it of like the big bro comment being like, look, bro, you come here and you come here. Because right now, I bet you anything, all the comments are going to be like, hey, you both sampled the same song. Very recently, it's been a month.

Yeah. It hasn't even been a month. We're still in February. Right. It's a classic song. It is a comment on the bag. Oh, for sure he's getting it. Oh, yeah.

But I do like see him as an elder statement that cares about at least these two guys, like a Kendrick and Nicole. Yeah. And I'm just saying if it comes out, that comment kind of somehow maneuvered to have them speak again. I'm all for it. That's cool. And please play Commons Light one more time for us. I never knew a la la la la like this. Gotta be suck of a beat to right

this queen. I ain't seen you in a minute. How can you hate on anyone while listening to the song? That's one of the greatest hip hop songs ever. Ever in life. I love it. I love it. Great stock. Hell of studios. What's nine plus ten? Turn your life? Look at this studios.

Berritos, have you guys ever wondered what heaven is like? Yes. Yes. What do you guys think heaven is like? Bright. And a lot of clouds. A lot of clouds.

A lot of flowers and water. A lot of flowers. Well, this woman who was clinically dead for 14 minutes vividly describes the five years she spent in heaven. What? Yes. In her experience, five extraordinary years spent in what she could only describe as heaven. Not religious heaven with a God, just a beautiful place of pure love and joy. She remembered floating above her body as paramedics work below.

Then suddenly she finds herself in the realm of vivid colors and boundless beauty, fields of flowers, crystal lakes, and a mount rages stretching far beyond anything the world can see. She says she can move instantly from place to place, teleporting from here to there. Talk to people and become then as to she was part of everything at once. What? And then she woke up. Yeah, 14 minutes dead. She was 14 minutes dead.

She was 14 minutes dead, but spent five years in heaven. It's like an interstellar. Oh, okay, okay. Yes. So time moves a lot faster than heaven. Yeah, in heaven. I don't know if my heaven would have a calendar. I don't think I would want a calendar.

Or time? No. Or like how she would know it's five years. Yeah. I want to ask this lady one question. What, what? Does heaven have a ghetto? I've always wondered if it had a house.

Did you visit Thugs Mansion? I would be my first stop. That would have been my first stop. Yeah, man, sit right there with two pop. Yeah. Biggie. Did y'all make up? I wonder.

Have you all seen Heaven is for real? Yes. Oh, my God. Don't with the kid? Yeah, don't with the kids. And then also what dreams may come is also, it's a heaven type of movie. My mom had gotten, she had gotten surgery when we were younger. She had a tumor, I believe, in her stomach.

And she describes having passed. away and going to a place and she just told me about it that it looked like mountainous that there was there was flowers and all that she's like it's so beautiful i can't even describe it like i couldn't give do it justice right and then a couple years later the movie what dreams may come comes out with robin williams and she stops and she just starts crying at that because she's like that's what i saw she's like i don't know what research they did but that stuff is what that's what i saw and i'm just curious right like and again nothing to take away from your mom or any of these books and films.

But is it something that we perceive as beautiful just because what we see here on earth and we see flowers and we see the sky. And then so when we pass away, that's what we perceive as being heaven as beautiful. And we're just kind of more or less projecting what we want to see. That's what I always think. Like it's like your personal heaven because my personal heaven would have like unlimited soup, salad, pasta. It would be kind of like olive gardens. That's all the food plantations, sir.

Yeah. It would be kind of like that, but a little different. My heaven would be like Ohos Locals. Yeah, I don't know. See, and now I don't know if you're asking for real or asking for fake because of the answers, but... I'm serious. No, no, I'm asking for real. That's, I'm good too.

That's how I want heaven to look like. That's your version. I would want a lot of good food. That's heaven. But you could go there right now. But if I could die and still have it in my life. You can't even eat when you're dead. That makes me sad.

Yeah. Now I'm sad. Because I would love to just eat all the lemon. and pepper fries. I mean, limited I'm sorry to tell you guys. You don't get it.

I think there's no food. I'm sorry to tell you guys. Is there no food in heaven? Because why do you need food if you're not a body anymore? Oh, because we like it. Okay. All right.

Well, yeah. Well, yeah. Well, look, if you guys are figured out, just died. No. No. No. Hey, report back to me.

Go back for 14 minutes. Go die for 14 minutes. Let me know if your heaven had food. Come back in 15. Yeah. America, that's studio for. Your boy Concru, Brownback Morning is a pound 106. Let's go.

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