Brown Bag Mornings - BEST OF Brown Bag Mornings: 🥇 Olympic Clapbacks, 📖Chismosa Bible & 💘 Peso Pluma’s Dating Move 💬 (02/18/26)

Episode Date: February 18, 2026

🚨 Petty Police — an Olympic champion fires back at the haters.📱 Scrolling — What if we told you… The Bible is actually full of chisme?☀️ Weather — Wednesday, February 18th, 2026 forecast.☎️ HHL — Julissa wants to block her dead grandpa’s Facebook account… is that wrong?!🚔 DYKIL — A Burbank police officer is going viral and your girl might have a crush.🎤 Chisme — Peso Pluma accidentally revealed the exact move he used to win his girlfriend… and yes, it might work for you too.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Best of brown bag. That's the sound of the police. The petty police. You're petty. You're just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and pettiest.

Pretty pettiest. All right, this is pettiness of Olympic proportions. The winter Olympics are going down. We got to talk about Eileen Goo. Okay, she is reping the China team. And she's killing it, man. Seems to be roughing a lot of people's feathers, you know. people, she gets backlash because she's representing China, although she's an American citizen.

She grew up in the Bay. She also spent her summers in Beijing because her family is also Chinese. And she's reping her Chinese side over at the Winter Olympics, which she has done previous years. But I guess people just kind of made me feel away. Wow. She's also very gorgeous. Yeah. If somebody has a problem with her, you have a problem with me?

Beautiful girl, beautiful girl. When did you get up on her? Because it's been a meme like, oh my God, have you seen this? this Olympian. I don't know. All the Olympians are starting to pop out and they're fine. I'm like, where is this girl from? Where's this girl from?

Where's this girl from? I don't know. Sunni Lee, like, she might have brought out all the baddies. Sunni Lee's not even in the Winter Olympics. She's in the Olympics somewhere, though. Oh, gosh. Eileen Gu has, she participated in Olympics before. She actually has five medals to her name, so big up to her.

And she is the most ever awarded female freestyle skier. If you have a chance to check out her videos is really, really, really good stuff that she's able to do when she's flying in the air. It's not just pretty face. Oh, okay. But recently, she won silver medals. And a reporter asked a question that made her laugh. And I want you to hear the back and forth. Check this out. Also, do you see these is two silvers gained or two goals lost? Do you get it? Huh? Two silver gained or two gold? Yeah, it's like, hey, I can congratulate you for getting silver or I could tell you, hey, you almost got gold.

Oh, okay. I think that's an incredible question. I don't think it was mean-spirited. Well, here's your answer. Here's her answer. I'm the most decorated free skier, female free skier in history. I think that's an answer in and of itself.

How do I say this? Winning a medal at the Olympics is a life-changing experience for every athlete. Doing it five times is exponentially harder because every medal is equally hard for me, but everybody else's expectations rise. Right? And so the two medals lost situation, to be quite frank with you, I think is kind of a ridiculous perspective to take. Yes. Oh, she didn't like it. I get where she's coming from as an Olympian. Like you're an athlete you work so hard to place is even a feed-in of itself. But to place and be like, oh, yeah, you could have got gold. Because she'd gotten gold before. Then she was like, but yeah. I would have been like, which metal did you get, buddy?

Some people don't win medals at all, right? Yeah. A lot of people, only three people wouldn't know. Oh, yeah. But he was just asking her what she felt. Like if she felt the silver was like, all right, cool, I got silver or damn, I lost the gold. Like he wanted her perspective on it. And she got it. And I think she's like a competitive psychopath and like this type of stuff. No. Like I think this type of stuff fuels her because I don't think it maybe like mandated a trigger like that.

But she went ahead and did it herself. Like that's what people do to stay competitive. You know what I'm saying? I think this is a similar question that like athletes get like. out here get asked and they have the same clap bag it's not just the her thing it's just well granted like it's like a greatness type of deal but like I've seen people like LeBron

or Kobe or someone get like hey dude you won this game but you could have won more or like hey did you lose this game or did they win this game and it's like bro we're athletes dog yeah Janis had like a similar response when they asked them like oh you didn't win the championship this year did it feel like a failure and he's like

every year you don't get a promotion does that feel like a failure to you so he was kind of upset about a similar questions those types of questions there I don't know if it's like a loaded question Yeah, like in the heat of the moment too It's like bro Yeah, it's awesome And the athletes fall for it every time

Because they got the sound bite You got the sound bite you wanted Would you have still felt the same if she was on Team America Is the question, Vic That's what it sounding like Well, I mean I love Team USA So woo But if you look at her

You're just like I love her Yeah So shout to Tiling goo man And that clap bag was like Hey bruh I'm winning out here She flexed on them All right, let's get into some scrolling

Scrolling with all me Victor, I mean Gregory Everybody in this room Has read the Bible, right? Nope No, you never read the Bible? At all? Nope.

Con? Pieces of it? Pieces of it, Vic? I'm ashamed to say I haven't. You haven't read the Bible? He doesn't ever even started it? No. No?

I've read pieces of it. I mean, we read a lot of church, you know? You don't even go to church, do you? Yes, I do. Oh, he does. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry. It's okay. Yeah, what stops you guys from reading the Bible? Is it just like boring or you're just like, I don't want to hear about this? Yeah. It's very long. Well, I might have a new solution for you. And it is called the Bible BFF app. And yes, it is the Bible. But what is different is that it's a girl reading the story of the Bible as if it's cheesement. I want you guys to listen to her telling this story about Adam and Eve. God goes, who told you you were naked? Did you eat from the tree I told you not to him? And Adam does. the first ever blame shift and throws Eve under the bus.

The woman that you gave me, she gave me the fruit. Eve's like, whoa, hold up. The serpent tricked me. But God's standing on business, so he lays out the consequences. Standing on business. Yes. Blam shifting. She's telling you, like, if it's a BFF story.

You know, that's going to work for someone. Yeah. Think anybody that gets, that finds their faith in whichever manner, whether it's a certain church, a certain part of religion, or a certain, like, just the person that you receive it from, if it gets you closer, that if it gets the girlie's, the girly pups to care, it's all good. Here's another story of her telling about Judas.

Out of the shadows comes sneaky little Judas. He walks right up to Jesus all nonchalant and is like, greetings, rabbi. And then he kisses him, which was the signal to show which one was Jesus so they can arrest him. Jesus doesn't even flinch. That's real achievement. Wow. That's real chisement?

No. He kissed him on the cheek. Oh, okay. And he told the guard, you really didn't. No, I haven't. Do you watch Passion of the Christ? No. Oh, damn.

He does that in there. He does that. He does that. He did watch that. Yeah, he tells the guards or whatever because he sold his homey out. And he was like, hey, the fool that I go kiss because he was walking with his disciples, Jesus. The full that I kissed, that's the full you guys, that's arrest. Yeah, he gave him up.

Yeah, he gave him up. It's a whole drama show. This is good. I'm hooked already. Yeah, that's not true. I'm hooked already. I swear, I feel like you read it. You probably don't know that you read it.

Because are you guys, do you have the first convenion? Yeah. Everything. Oh, yeah, this part. You kind of read it in the first communion. I had like a work. I remember. I had like a fill in the blanks or something.

I never did mine. Jeez. That was a nice. Yeah. Because it should be allowed to be translated in anything. It's not like it was written in English anyway. Yep. True, true, true.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. It was written in English. It was translated to English. It was translated to English. Yeah. It was Arabic. Yeah, and English didn't even exist

I think it was Latin. I think it was Latin. I don't know. Oh, Greg's face, bro. I got kicked out of it. Jesus is not how you really say Jesus. It's Yeshua. What?

Oh, gosh. You know it's Ash Wednesday today. And he didn't have to do eyes. By the way, to everybody that's how to it's. Yes. Yes. I'm stupid. Oh, my little.

And it's the start of Ramadan. So it's a lot of spiritual stuff going on. So, So I'm respect to everybody that celebrates everywhere. For sure. Yeah, but today's the day that kicks off a land for the next 40 day. So if you want to give up something, you can. Oh, that's the thing on the forehead, right?

That's Ash Wednesday, the sign of the cross on the forehead. Yes, my friend. I got kicked out of Catholic school. Why? Why? I was just a bad kid. Oh. Yeah.

It's spending so much. Today, that's why I say y'all. Make sure you figure out where you're going to give up. It's discipline and all of that. Easter's going to be really early this year. I think it's April 4. So, yeah. Oh, so you give it until Easter.

To Easter, yeah, yeah, it all falls in line with Christ and the resurrection and all of that. I really feel like we go through this every year. Every year. And you do. You explain it. That's why I got kicked out. Yeah. All right.

And now, the weather. Oh, hell the dog. With concrete storm. Perritos, then it's going down for the weather. Wednesday, February 18th. First, we're off to the, first we hit the city of Chatsworth, Brown Bag. fam you have our hearts like you have the password what?

It sounded a lot better when I wrote it you know what I'm saying? Chad's going to be 53-42 it's going to be sunny. It was going to rain but the rain said nah Chalais. Now we take the boat to the city of Lake Elsinor wake up and get that money like a collection bowl. Church.

Yellow church. 52-49. It's going to be sunny as well. Now we pop off to the city of Anza Mija Donita Torta and Luzza that panza, 39 and 33 at night with 90% chance of rain. It's going to go crazy out there. What a fat shame this morning?

What? No, baby I'm trying to help them out. Don't need a torta because it's Ash Wednesday and you have to not eat me today. Yeah, so don't eat that torta. See what I'm saying? Lastly, we chase our dreams to the city of Borrego, so don't trip baby girl and trust the process. 57 and 46 that night with a 75% chance of rain. Dude, yeah, it's going to be rainy and sunny in some locations in southern California.

California. You are so confusing. It's not me. It's the weather. No, it's not me. I didn't make the weather. The Lordskis made the weather. The Lordskis.

But the way that you interpret it. What? It's the Lordskis. Jay Sizzle, you feel me? Say Sizzle. It's Jay Sizzle. So check it out. Chatsworth, 53 and 42 at night.

Sunny Lake Elisor, 52 and 40 nights. Sunny. Anza, close to Hemet. 33, 39 and 33 at night, and Borrego, 57 and 46. It's going to be super rainy over there. But it does this, the weather. Who was it? Where's Borrego?

Borrego's over there close to San Diego. For real? Yeah. Okay. And over there, it's going to be rainy. Oh, yeah, over there. Okay. But not over here.

It's going to be sunny over there. Check your weather apps. Check your new station. Yeah, check it all. This is just for fun. This is just for fun. No, check it all. No, I mean, it is going to be sunny. Look outside.

Yes. And then it's going to be rainy. LA. Is it sunny? It is. I'm not driving right now. Yeah. It's your boy, Kaki, from Bobbukm. He's up Powell and six. Let's go. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help.

We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line. Julissa needs our help. Julissa. Julissa hit us up and said, hey, Brownback. My name is Julissa, and I need some advice about my grandma because me and my family are about to block my grandpa who's already dead. Oh my God.

Because of my grandma. He said, sorry, she said, my grandpa passed away about a year ago. They were married for over 50 years like real old school love. And when he died, it hit her hard. But here's where it gets complicated. She refuses to cancel his phone line and uses it like he's still alive. She calls us all from his number. So you'll randomly see.

Grandpa, with a heart, pop up on your phone, and your heart drops for a second before you answer it, and it's just her. She texts from his phone, too. Family group chats will get messages from his number like, proud of you. Love you guys. At first, it was sad but sweet, but now it's getting weird. She's still logged into his Facebook and comments on all our posts all the time from his account. Last week, she commented, I miss you all. make me so proud from up here.

The grandpa. From his account. Okay. I'm watching you. Dude. I'm always right. I'm doing what you're doing what you're doing cochino. Oh my gosh.

She said it's so triggering and that was the last drop for me and the rest of my fam. So Brownbag, are we wrong for wanting her to disconnect the phone and has anyone dealt with something like this? Please help me out. How long has it been? A year. A year. That's not months.

It's a year. Yeah, it's a whole year. Yes. To process? I know, I had the funniest situation happen like that with me and my family. We gave my sister a phone line and it was my grandpa's old phone because she had an Android but my grandpa had an iPhone. So we gave it to my sister. We didn't tell my brothers.

So when my sister called my brothers, it said grandpa. Oh. And they were like, oh. Who? Auelo? Yeah. Like, who's what the phone? Oh, it's Jackie.

Dude, what the? It was like two in the morning when she was calling you too. Oh, my name. Oh, my God. My prayers have been answered. That's like a shock to you. Yeah. Hell yeah.

They can change the name to Grandma's Tripping. Grandma's tripping again. Grandma's tripping again. I kind of feel like this isn't something new. I honestly feel like maybe she was already commenting from his page when he was alive. Possibly. Like, when do you know a grandpa had come in from Facebook? My grandpa doesn't, but my grandma does.

See? So I can see like maybe even the page was probably like she has all the Access to everything. Yeah. Jokes on you. It's been me. It was never him. I made his own Facebook.

And then I guess I would wonder what part, what other stuff is part of like her grieving process because one year seems very new to me. Yeah. To love your life to be gone and it's probably how she's processing it. Yeah, they were together 50 years. Yeah. So I guess just that part of it. And giving everyone jumps.

scares might be the part where they're not ready for. I don't know. To me, if that's my abuelita, I'm going to let her get her ish off. I'm going to let her do her things. There's like a black mirror episode about this, isn't it? Like, where it's like the person can't get over a dead person? It's been a year. So they bring them back to life through a text, like an AI.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. They have apps for that now, too. The whole world is a black mirror episode. Well, you know what? I mean, what happens? I think what I've heard is like when somebody like dear to you passes, sometimes you call the,

the, call the number to hear the voicemail so you can hear their voice. Yeah. Right. But you don't never expect anybody to pick up. That's the part that are like, you know what I'm saying? Like it's just like sometimes, oh man, I just want to hear the. And it's like, hello?

Like that, that's scary. Yeah. That's scary. Is he on their voicemail? Is it him on the voicemail though? I mean, usually like, for example, like my girl will call like, you know, her grandpa is no longer with us. and it's like, you know, she wants to hear the voice, you know what I'm saying?

Or it listens to, like, his voicemails that he left her and stuff like that. Some people just got the tone or, like, the leave a message off of the tone. True. But older people, you know, they would do that. No, my dad, I think my dad set it up and he didn't know he set it up because it's just him saying hello twice. And then it goes, hello? Come right now. It just sounds like he answered.

I think he just, like, hello. Or he's pranking you. Yeah. Best of Brown Bag. Let's go to Eddie in Norco. What's up, Eddie? What's happening? Eddie, talk to us.

Good morning, good morning, good morning. Well, you know, they're not wrong. You know, they're not wrong. It is, it is, I mean, your comments alone are, it is, it is a little creepy. You know, we can't, we can't deny that. But it is grandma. It is grandma, you know, and who are we if we can't let grandma slide a little bit? You know, they're sliding a little bit.

It's only been a year for 50. I mean, it could be a lot worse. She could already have another boyfriend and he's texting you. Oh, cool. I didn't even think about that. Oh, you know. You have a step-grandpa. Step-grandpa.

You could have a step-grandpa. You know, there's lots of things worse that could be happening. Maybe change, like, I think Concrete said probably the best thing. Well, it just changed the name to, you know, quote, to see the grandma. I was about to see something like that, you know, like, you know, something nicer. You know, because it is, it is creepy how Grandpa calling you, you know? And commenting. And is she speaking it for him or is she saying, like, you know,

He would be so proud for you or is she really speaking for him? No, it's like first person. Yeah, it's his Facebook page, his comment. It's like, ah, man, I can. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the word. We're rooting for you guys up here. Take care of your health, mihole. Get a kid.

Go for that new job. I just told God to put in a good word for God. I told God to hook you. Get that colonoscopy, miho. And I hope that you guys are helping grandma too. Yeah. This seems to be her way. So if you're going to tell like,

Hey, Mom, this can. I hope, like, maybe spending Sam with her or talking to her about your abuelito or, like, figuring out, I guess, what that is for her. Because it does seem like she's taking it to her own hands. And this was her partner. Yeah. Grandma's trolling.

Hold on. What if Grandma's just trolling? And it's like, oh, now you want to respond when it's grandpa, but not grandma. Like, now I got your guys attention. Are people responding to her, to him as her? No, but they're talking and they're like, you know, why don't you check on grandma,

then grandpa won't have to comment. Let me find out grandma's studying up GoFundMe's. Oh my gosh. She's pretty AI pictures. Oh, gosh. She's acting more like crazy and heartbroken than she actually is. That's crazy. That's crazy to even think that.

That's wild. She's probably really going through it and that's her coping. She's pretty of smoking mirrors and, you know, she's spending the life insurance money. Oh, my God. Wow. I'm sure this is helping Julisa so much. The theoretical.

She's just. Lisa, listen. Once she starts putting up the chat GPT graphics, Julisa. That's the way and you just putting a thumbs up. Okay. Tay, Taye Inventura. What's up, Tay? I mean, I kind of understand, you know, like you said before,

everybody has a different way of grieving. It just seems like she's really grieving hard and is maybe not able to let go currently. I think the family should all get together and kind of maybe have a conversation with her and let her know, like, hey, this is kind of her. hurting us in a sense. It's making it harder for everybody else to let it pass. I do believe, you know,

at some point, you know, grandma's going to realize like, okay, maybe I took this a little too far. I mean, we have holograms of Tupac, you know, at concerts and shit. So, you know, we live in a digital world at this point.

And I think the family really just needs to give grandma grace, you know. Get a hologram of grandpa Grandpa. I'm sure she could. She would if she could. That'd be dope. We do it all the time. Again, like that's a great point. We do a pug. Yeah, that is true. Coachella!

Yeah. Grandpa before being how worried? Watch not have been in a Coachella if we were just letting him be, letting him rest and peace. Yeah. They have apps, yeah, where you've seen little like commercials of it where you could record your loved one right now and if they were to pass, they could still be here. Yeah. There's in a new app that's going to be able to keep running your IG page. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. I didn't know that. Yeah, and it's going to do videos and AI videos and pictures. Should you pass away? As if it's, and it's going to take your voice and your cadence. Should you pass away? Should you pass away? So imagine.

What? I'm a goner. Don't say that. It's still doing skits. It's still doing. That's not me, perito. That's not me, perito. Your voice.

You. That's pretty insane. It is. Wow. Julian, you said you have a similar situation? Yeah. So I have a similar situation. Good morning, Brownback.

Good morning. Hey, Concrete. Shout out to Concrete. I've seen him a couple times and stand up. I love that guy. Thank you. You too, brother. Just kiss already.

So I have a similar situation. My grandparents were married for 50 years, and my grandma just passed away in June. And my mom actually. has that number. So, but my grandma was more like a mom to me. So like it's very like sentimental. So like that was like my mom. That being said like she also does some similar, um, actions as well. She, we have a group chat with the family with my uncles and aunts. Sometimes with my brimals, there's, there's a group chat. And she responds to that using my grandma's number. So like me as her son, knowing that's my grandma's, number, like, I already blocked that number.

So as for Jalisa, like, I'm, I'm blocking it for the meantime because I know there's sentimental value to that number and I'm getting emotional just because that's my grandma. Yeah. So it's been, it's only been like, yeah, six months, you know, or whatever it's been since June, been a couple months. So it's still fresh. So I understand, but a lot of family members, obviously, there's mixed emotions. and some of us have already blocked that number,

but we know that, hey, it's for the time being just because we're not ready to accept that somebody else is using that phone, even though it's my mom and to others, it's their aunt and their sister or whatever, but that's the thing. Like, there's a sentimental value to that number, but also, like, yeah, like, we got to do what we got to do

to be able to protect, like, you know, go through the grieving process of that. And your mom's using that number just to use it. She's not acting like she's your grandma, right? Um, no, but there's certain, like, you, you could, she isn't, but you could also try to, you have the feeling of like she's trying to, to fill in that role as grandma, because she's the older sister. So, like, she tries to, you know, give positive comments, which is great, you know, but like she's trying to fill in that role. It's like, well, no, like, you can't really do that just because it's like, you know, grandma with grandma. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You can. And, and I guess on her, her. her intentions are probably like dang i know they miss grandma and maybe it's time for me to step up you know like sometimes uh young boys are like okay i have to be the man of the house now you know she may have been doing that thinking it's well-intentioned but yeah like how you said that your option was just hey i'm a blocker for right now like let her do a thing to who she sees it but not

me yeah so that's my like you know opinion to delisa and their family members whoever you know hey, for the time being, it's going to be blocked. But other than that, once we feel ready to, you know, finally accept that phone number, like, yeah, we'll just, you know, unblock it and go on with our lives. But as if right now, it's still fresh. Of course. My love to you. Thank you so much for opening up, bro.

I know that's a lot, Julian. Thank you, Julian. Thank you, guys. You guys are the best. You guys. I love you guys. Wow. So block the ground.

I don't know. I just let Grandma be. Nah. Nah. Nah, what about grandma did? Hey, call me back. But she's not. You're not going to believe who I'm where.

But she's not. She hasn't shown me crazy. She has to love her life. What are you doing as a grandchild or as a family member for this person that's grieving? Are you spending time with her? Again, like that stuff got to be part of it. Not like, hey, grandma stop doing this. You don't like it.

And then what is she going to do with her time? That she probably has a lot of. True. You know? That was her person. I know. That's not enough. What?

I have a lot of time, you said, or not a lot. Oh, my, concrete. I'm just saying, right? I mean, come on, guys. Well, you're saying the problem's going to fix itself? Victor. Why, are you talking about disconnect her now? Wow.

Good, come on, my guy. Have a little respect. Hey, call me back. You're not going to believe what I'm with. I'll give you a hint. We're two of America's most want to right now. What? I would just troll if I was the grandma.

Honestly. But she's not. Just check in at random. Oh, but Tupac. Call me back. Isn't he your favorite? Why is Grandpa Sam? But you already know it's criminals.

No, no, no, they don't care. They want to get their drugs off. Go ahead, go, go, go. It's because when things are sad, I got to be happy. Go do it, do it. And I got to be funny because it's not I'm going to cry. I almost cried with Julian right now. Yeah, he lost his grandma.

I know. And I feel bad. And that's me. like I you know I I fight emotions with laughter okay and Vic what's your excuse you're just a piece of crap

no it's it's my childhood that made me this way trauma what happened you want to disconnect grandma what happened your childhood you were the one that said it you did say that

I said is it con saying that I was asking him a question but he didn't he's a good guy What's up? This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Okay.

Local police. Heartthrob. Breaking all the girls' hearts and making them thirsty on the Instagrams. Arresting their hearts. Arresting their hearts. Okay. It was a robbery, 211, of your girl's carson. Oh.

Ouch. Right? Okay. So Burbank PD posted a photo of one of their police officers. officer parks and he was holding a dog apparently there's a situation with a dog rescue the dog helped out the people and he was smiling on camera this went viral the comments in there full of thirst girls pretend saying they lost their dogs they need help in burbank they are a dog they would like to be rescued oh my god yeah i lost my funeral eyes yes yes this happened yesterday and it just blew up okay and then people were doing their research and found his

Instagram, Officer Parks, Instagram, Christian Parks, two S is at the end, ladies, if you want, this is just information that I know from my research, if you want to go test it out. But what is cute, and I think it makes him a really good husband, is that initially his profile photo, it's a private page. His profile photo

was him and some guns, and he changed it to him and his wife on their wedding day. Wow. Because he knew all of the, all of the viral. He didn't change it. Yeah. There's no way. He didn't change it. That was a fight. That was a big old bear. How was it his fault?

It's not. That's what he was trying to, that was the state, the, when he was trying to make the case. He was helping out of the community, community engagement. We talked about this yesterday. It's not my fault, babe. They just want me. All I did was smile in a photo. So Mrs. Parks, did it?

Not him? Oh, yeah. Yeah, 100%. For sure. Yeah. All right. Because if that was the case, he would have had it from the jump. You saw the photo with him.

Right, concrete? Yes. Can you describe me? Very handsome gentlemen. Very handsome. Why would Heshus the trainer like that? Like, oh, they're up there. They're up there.

Which one? Like, I wouldn't mind you're interested. Here, I'm going to tell you a couple things because he does have, like, if you haven't seen the photo, Browning Morning's 106 on Instagram, do it respectfully, ladies. Okay, for research purposes. Guys, you too, go look. But he has like that little curl that Superman would have. Oh, stop. It's a comb over.

Oh, it's a comb over. Yeah, I guess that kind of made people like, oh, my gosh. gosh plus like his smile and all of that me personally i just want me let's see it wait wait wait wait me personally i just need to say this because look we work in burbank right we do i can maybe somehow make the alarm go off in here and the berbank pd would have to come here like they've done it before like right romana right that that if the alarm goes off here like a fire alarm they have to come and check what's going on i know where the button is to press that oh where and i'm not doing it because i'm mad spud you're the reason you know i'm

I'm very respectful. Okay. You're the reason he's private now. No, he's private. He was private. He was private. He probably went private yesterday. Yeah, probably.

No, he's been private. They searched. They found him and he went private. He was already private and then he changed his little, his avatar. All you could see is just that he's married. Yeah. Yeah, it's good, right? Just the picture.

Great. Great. Showing his finger off with the ring on it. And so guys. Yeah. Guys, follow suit. He's a photo of you and your wife on your wedding day. Break a law.

No, you. Photo of you and your wife. on your wedding day as your avatar please oh yeah the thing is that nobody's looking after me dog nobody's tripping like that nobody's not nobody's doing nobody's like oh concrete and like yeah right dog nobody trust me

nobody baby for once I agree with you okay I'm just thinking like inside like you know his with all the police and stuff like the locker room he must be getting clown though oh for sure because that's like oh what's up sweetness You know, like, you know a pretty boy. Our producer that Mona found his email and has emailed him.

What? No way, Mona. And someone from the brown bag page has DM the Burbank Police Department. Someone. Someone. Yeah, Tony you. Tony, you girls. And Vic.

Yeah, Vic. Vic uses it. Yes. I've already seen him. He pulled me over one time. What about it? What happened? He said I was being more attractive than him than him in a 35.

There he goes again Why are you in the school zone? That's what he was saying I'm not in the school zone You're supposed to be with an 100 feet You're not supposed to go with a hundred feet of a park Damn Victor I'm officer parks

I'm officer parks And you cannot be by a park You cannot be around me me so i would just respectfully like to tell officer parks we see we know that you're going so apologize to you and your wife i know that's like heavy like bandna loki when he everything was going crazy for anthony banda he had a girlfriend and he had to say like hey i have a girl like chill out and this is officer parks ways we're like hey i have a girl chill out just to be clear so he found a dog no i honestly couldn't tell you what the color of the floor was

but there was a dog yeah it was two frenchies they were called for the frenchies they were called for the And then he thought they were really cute and then he took a picture with them. Oh, but he didn't like rescue nothing. Well, we don't they didn't put details. He's just a cop doing cops though. Why are you hating on him? Oh my God. Read the caption.

What's the caption? Yeah, read it. The caption says during a call for service, Officer Parks was greeted by two lovely Frenches. He could not resist petting, holding and snapping a photo with them. Dude. Their social media person knew what they were doing. By the way, they are looking for recruits. And they know what they were doing.

First of all, one friend she's taking a dodo in the background. Oh. And the other friend she's like, who the hell is this food? They probably thought they were going to go viral for the Frenchie doing the dudeo in the back. No, literally the French is like taking a doodoo in the background. He's crowning. He's crowning. You can tell it. It's horrible.

But no one, no one saw that. What couldn't you help a notice? These eyes. These eyes. The what? The what? He stammered over there. He can't even.

His macana. What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? I don't know, but concrete zoomed. Yeah, he zoomed into anything.

Yeah, you did. Yeah, he's ugly. All right. He's ugly. I only have ice for his shoes. The trainer. The trainer. Officer Parks, thank you for your service.

Officer, well, Mrs. Officer Parks, thank you for your service, too, because I know you're going through it. And Burbank PD, look, everyone's talking about you. Go recruit, go sign up. They've been doing videos that they want people to go sign up to be the top. There's so much crime here. They're just taking pictures with dogs.

I never thought they were real. I thought they were actors. So much crime in Burbank. Stop, there is crime in Burbank. You can't even burn a joint outside before they arrest you. You can't even put posters of you. Nothing, no posters of. They get all mad.

You can't put a poster of. Oh, you're on your lesson. I was me The promotions team went crazy Best a brown bag Now what's going on Cheese Mation with Angie Okay you guys

Pesto Pluma You know he's eating Kenya OO S sorry She's like a beauty influencer or something No she's a singer But she started as a beauty influencer Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she did. But now she sings, she's been with him or they've been together since early last year.

And apparently, Bezo Pluma did this one move to actually impress her. Listen. Well, I impressioned my novia with Luis Miguel. Because Louis Miguel always hits. So he's saying, Luis Miguel, which is a Spanish singer, also Mariah Carey's ex, he uses him as like a little pool. He plays music? Yeah, he's a singer. Dedicated or song.

the sold out shows or? No. It wasn't that. It wasn't that. It was actually... The black card. Luis Miguel. Because Luis Miguel plays a lot of romantic music.

Bangor. Oh, what is he? 60 years old? That's a banger, Romanticas. No, but listen, listen, okay, so this is crazy because he's always been a big fan of Luis Miguel, right?

But apparently, like, with his last. girlfriend with Nikki Nicole, he actually took her to a concert of Luis Miguel. Wow. And so now he's saying with his new girlfriend, he used again Luis Miguel. Yeah, if it works, they keep doing it. Great road to. That's his go-to. That's his go-to.

Wow. It has the same playbook. That is awesome. It works, though. Of course. Do you guys ever dedicate a song to a girl and then it worked? I never did anything before. Yep, that's a great answer.

No, I'm talking about. That's a great answer. And what's your song? It's called Hannah Montana something, huh? It's the climb. I've seen Jordan's post. Is it?

No, she posting is Tesla that they're listening to. Hannah Montana, yes. Not Miley Cyrus. Hannah Montana, the soundtrack. Hannah Montana. Yeah.

No, not that one either. Not that one. The best of both of the world? Sing a song, you know it. It's like above the world or something like that. You know it. You know it. You know it.

I don't even know what it is. Jordan, send us the video. No, it's not. No, that's Miley Cyrus. That's Miley. There's a difference. I'm a My own money to.

That's a banger. What's your in Nicki baby's song? Every single Romantica song ever created. But what's one song? One song. Like your go-to. Your go-to song.

That's your go-to song. Like me and my ex was like, Hey, love. Hey, love. That's very nice. Boom. Oh, that's cute. I don't know.

Who to dedicate this one song to me? I'm outside of LA. Am I your homie? Damn. What is it? If we logged in. Hey, that's a good song. Hey.

That's a great song. It has to hit him up sampling it. It does. That's a good one. What is this, bro? Getting me out of jail? I'll bail you out whenever. Do you and Marcus have a song?

Yeah, it's the, I forget the name of the song is the, oh my God, a million kiss, something like that. Never too much? Yes, that was. Never too much. That's a classic. Honestly, that was the first time I heard it. How would you feel if someone else heard it before you? Well, I'm sure they did.

I mean, like you just said it. It's a classic, right? No, like from him. I doubt it. I doubt it. What? I love. I took him to a never too much concert festival.

Never too much. I doubt it. Luther. You mean a Luther Vandross? Vandross? Vandros. Never too much. Never too much.

That one, that one. Jim and Nikki don't have a song called? Man. He's being a husband. He's being a husband that can't remember. I can't think of it. I'm sure we do. I'm sure.

She probably is like, we have a song. It was the first song you ever sang to me. I love Monday, so I can. No, and it's funny because I think I even picked our wedding song, and I, I'm, dude, she's going to be so upset. Baby, look. Baby bash? I know, baby, I'm back. Baby, I'm back.

Dahlia can't tell you. You don't know the song. I can't, I can't think. What? Damn. It's also in the music video. Oh, true. She's going to text right now.

All right, we'll get out of this. It's worse if she doesn't text you. You thought that's no. He's waiting for Jesus. Get the hell out of your corner. Best of Brown Bag.