Brown Bag Mornings - BEST of Brown Bag Mornings: 🏈 RKO Brady?!, 😬 J.Lo Cringe Moment, 💸 OnlyFans Baby Daddy Drama & 🌸 Rap Beef Brewing (02/24/26)

Episode Date: February 24, 2026

🚓 Petty Police: Randy Orton says he’d love to RKO Tom Brady after Brady called WWE “cute.” The internet immediately chose sides. 📱 Scrolling with the Homies: J.Lo went full cringe on stage... and Greg is not having it — the performance everyone keeps replaying for the wrong reasons. ☎️ Homie Helpline: Mandy works full-time while her unemployed baby daddy spent his last $50 on OnlyFans. Is this a relationship red flag or just dumb guy behavior? 🎶 Rap Sheet: “Lotus Flower Bomb” drama has fans arguing again — artists and egos are colliding. 💰 Money Moves: A viral workplace moment has everyone asking the same question… did this guy just get himself fired?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Best of Brown Bag. Whoop, whoop. That's the sound of the police. The petty police. You're petty. It's just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl.
Starting point is 00:00:09 Pretty and I'm pettiest. Yeah, you are, Tom Brady. Pretty. Yeah, you are. Oh, Tom Brady. NFL Legend has got himself in some WWE do-doo. All right. So he was on Logan Paul.
Starting point is 00:00:24 Who's the WWE star antagonizer? He was a YouTuber. Yes, but he went on to his potty. to promote this flag football thing that he's doing in Saudi Arabia, Tom Brady is, in March. So he went on to talk about it. And then he was telling Logan Paul like, hey, this is a real big deal. You know, it's football. It's sport.
Starting point is 00:00:42 It's not like what you do, that cute little thing that you do. Check this out. You're a good athlete. But honestly, when I'm thinking of Sequin Barclay and I'm thinking of like, Joe Beckham and Justin Jefferson. A flip off the top rope. Have you not seen him jump over someone's ad in the night? It's a great, you know, I love W.
Starting point is 00:01:00 It's very cute. But honestly, this is like real football. This is real competition. Ayah, y, y, y, y, y. Oh, my God. What a jerk. Okay. I will say this.
Starting point is 00:01:10 It looks like he was already bantering with Logan Paul. And Logan was probably trying to downplay the flag football. I mean, like, well, I can do somersault. And then he was like, well, that's cute. But then he did. WWE is cute. Yeah. I think it was an initial jab at Logan.
Starting point is 00:01:23 Yeah. But the WWE has really taken offense to this. Really? Oh, yeah. There's reactions left and right. but one really really notable reaction is from Randy Orton the RKO king look it look at this this is this is the Randy Orrin pose Yes all the time can you explain it?
Starting point is 00:01:38 It's just like I don't know he's just like looking up to the sky like like a statue Like a god yeah exactly that's a lot area holding the world Yes that thank you similar yeah along those lines yeah no globe still same statue yeah yeah it's a pose from like muscle competitions that they do Oh when they go see great visuals Yes. Vic just doing it randomly with no... No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:02:03 She looks confused. But Randy Oran, tell me about the RKO.K.O. Y'all know RKO? RKO's vicious. You could be hit with the RKO at any given moment, any given time. What is an RKO? Yeah, what is that? What is that?
Starting point is 00:02:14 It's like you grab somebody's neck and you, like, drag him to the floor. Oh, my gosh. Well, Randy Orton wants to do that to Tom Brady. He was asked, is there anybody, either another wrestler or celebrity that you want to do an RKO to? And he said this. Tom Brady had a few things to say about. about pro wrestling. I think he called it, quote, unquote, cute.
Starting point is 00:02:33 Cute. Cute with the term. So I've never met him, but I'd love to meet Tom and hit it with an RKO. Wee. Yes. Just like we hit you with that. Yeah. Do you think Tom Brady will be part of WWE now that he says that?
Starting point is 00:02:48 He's like a, what is it, heel, the bad guy? Yeah, he definitely was acting like a heel by saying that. But like, WW is cute. That's the one way to get booed so fast. Yay. I know you were all men as a 30, three-year-old as man. Yeah. He just, I don't know if, like, the WW reminds him of, like,
Starting point is 00:03:05 jujitsu and that gives him, like, PTSD. Yeah. Whatever, because of his wife and the trainer. But, like, I don't know. Like, I really don't understand what it is. His wife left with the trainer? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:15 I would rather see Tom Brady get speared, if anything. Not an RKO. Spears is way worse. What is that? What is that? Who spears in the wrestling world? Everybody spears. Yeah, everybody spears, but it's like a full-on, full-speed tackle.
Starting point is 00:03:26 Yeah. So he could really feel it. The RKO, like, it's pretty gnarly, but a spear is way. What's the one that the girls do where their butts in the face and all of that? Oh. It's your favorite one. The Rikishi. No, I don't know what she called.
Starting point is 00:03:38 No, the girl ones. Yeah, what does she call it? I know Stephanie Bacare does it. Yeah, you show me the video. Oh, the devil's kiss? The devil's kiss. There is. Do you want to see Tom Brady get devil's kiss?
Starting point is 00:03:46 That's crazy. What is it? Did I just agree to that? Yeah, you did. Yeah. Not ready. You're in for a brother. You are in for me.
Starting point is 00:03:55 You know, we all have that one Thia that just tries to be funny at every occasion that, you know, it doesn't matter what they're trying to do. They're all trying to make a joke. We need to stop J-Lo from trying to be that Thia. She's doing her performances right now in Las Vegas. Oh, yeah, her residency. Yes. And people are recording her because they caught her trying to make jokes off a teleprompter. But none of the jokes are hitting.
Starting point is 00:04:23 So all the crowd is just finding it very awkward. You got to listen to this. But it was funny. I do laugh at some of the things sometimes because they do say funny things too. And one of the things that, um, uh, why, why don't know she takes pictures? She always smiles when her mouth open. No, people laughed. Yeah, there was bad.
Starting point is 00:04:47 Barely. Barely laughing. Greg added the cricket. Stadium laughs. Yeah. Stadium laughs. She had to laugh for them to laugh. Miles when the mouth opened.
Starting point is 00:04:56 They were laughing. They were laughing. What? Where? Where do you hear the laughs? You're a big hater. Then the laughs. Okay, you're not a comedian.
Starting point is 00:05:06 Right when you cut it. They're not convenient. You cut it. And you added the crickets. I said like, baby girl can't do anything right, Doug. Like, literally your segment is not cheeseman at all. And you brought it. You're like, hey, I want to talk about J-Lo.
Starting point is 00:05:21 She does it twice. So she does this in her show. She does it a second time. And you can tell the big difference between people actually laughing. I've got to tell you, I've been doing this a long time. So thank God, I can ignore most of it. But I do find some things that are funny. Some things are funny.
Starting point is 00:05:36 Because I read something like, you know, why is she always smile like that? Like that when she took her with her mouth open. That's not crickets. It's cringe. You are laughing. It's not crazy. Can you let it? Can you let it?
Starting point is 00:05:57 That's it. Without the crazy loud cricket that you would. Okay. It's not. It's not. I will say that people say a lot more funny things about her, and that's the only thing she finds funny is that she smiles with their mouth open. It's like there's so many other things to choose from.
Starting point is 00:06:13 She's mentioning how no matter what she does, people will find something. I think it would be quoting. Like, even if I had my mouth open, they're going to be like, why did she do that? Like, that's kind of how she was going. And granted, she isn't a comedian. I bet she was out of breath, too. It seems like she just did a number. Like, she just sang and dance and all of that.
Starting point is 00:06:29 And then in between songs. said something like that. I guess, but I'm not mad at it. I think it would have a big group for her to mention, like I have more rings than Kobe or Michael or something. Yeah, lean into that. She probably does, but she probably got laughed and laughed with and then this one won't want to do it. Because she's trying to do it off a teleprompter instead of naturally just being funny.
Starting point is 00:06:49 I see what she's saying. No, because last month she was like her jokes or whatever was where she was going, Vera was saying like, oh, why does J-Lo dress like that? So I guess now she switched it to that. No, it's probably just a different part, you know? Yeah, but it's just, I don't see anything wrong with it. I don't hear anything wrong with it. And a lot of times, like, loki, not for nothing.
Starting point is 00:07:08 This show is probably like one, two hours, right? Yeah. So you got to know, like, when, what comes where. Like, artists go on, they have the list of what songs they're about to play. But they're not trying to, like, list off a... She's not a comedian. Yes, but she's trying to off a freaking teleprompter. Yes, because I'm not mad at that.
Starting point is 00:07:23 It's a show. Yes. But for the lyrics, fine. Cool, teleprompter lyrics. No, the telepractor doesn't show the lyrics. Oh, well, sometimes. Yes, they show the lyrics. It shows the songs that are coming up.
Starting point is 00:07:31 That's fine. And it's out of context. What if, like, she's about to get it into, ain't it fun, eh? Yeah. Part of, like, the show, like, the lead-up to, like, something to where it's not just random. I'm just not. I'm just not. I'm just doing.
Starting point is 00:07:45 Yeah. They do it a lot. Yeah. No, you're just hating. You can. You can't. I cannot wait. I cannot wait till you're funny.
Starting point is 00:07:53 I am funny. People love my jokes. People love my jokes. No, I don't have to script them like how she does. Okay, go ahead. Go, go. Go, go. Open mic.
Starting point is 00:08:01 Open mic right now. You know what's the funniest thing? You guys going against J-Lo. I'm not going to-H-G-Loh. Jose laugh. Jose laugh. Play your cricket. Play your cricket.
Starting point is 00:08:10 I got to laugh. No, play your cricket for your goddamn cell. Play your cricket for your goddamn self. Jose's laughing at you right now. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. It's a lot.
Starting point is 00:08:20 Play your cricket. Play your cricket. For yourself. That's you. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help? We need you. We need a line.
Starting point is 00:08:31 I mean phone line. We got you for. The homie help line. Mandy needs our help. Mandy hit us up and said, Brown bag, I need help. My name is Mandy. I'm 27 and I'm almost five months pregnant.
Starting point is 00:08:46 She said, I've been with my baby daddy for a year and it's been a rough relationship since the start. In the beginning, he bought me flowers and was romantic. But once he realized I have a good job and could pay for things, he stopped doing anything. She said, our relationship moved very fast. We started talking in February of last year. He got me pregnant and we had a miscarriage in April.
Starting point is 00:09:08 Then we officially became boyfriend-girlfriend in June. In October, I found out I was pregnant again. She said he's also 27 and still lives at home with his parents and siblings, and I live with mine too. He hasn't been working for about four months and always has issues keeping a job. I work five days a week, 40 plus hours, and the other problem is that when I get off work to go visit him, I always find something crazy on his phone. Something tells me to check his phone, so I do. She said he doesn't get any money.
Starting point is 00:09:42 His parents just give him $50 here and there for food and gas. Oh my God. But he goes and spends it on OnlyFans. What? I always find him watching adult content just about every day looking at half-naked women on IG. Two weeks ago, we had our gender reveal and he watched adult videos the night before. This has definitely made me very insecure about myself and just makes me feel like I'm not enough. When we fight and I ignore him for some time, he blows me up and says I miss you and I love you and I need you and all that.
Starting point is 00:10:16 But right now, I just can't even be around him without finding something that will hurt me. Brownback, I want to know, does my man have a problem or is this normal man behavior? she's on the line oh wow okay oh done hey mandy hi hi Mandy are you heard us talking about your situation do you have any response i guess to our takes on it so about the part of like i did it twice with him of getting pregnant so the first time we got pregnant he was doing electrical so he was doing electrical that was a good job and um we found that we were pregnant and then it got really hard on us when found out we were having a miscarriage. And so he was doing the electrical for a while.
Starting point is 00:11:00 And then he just stopped. He said he couldn't do it anymore. He wasn't, it wasn't his thing. He wanted to get into cooking and he wanted to be a chef. So I was like, okay, well, go into that. You must have been shocked when he told you. So I supported him with that. And I was like, okay, like, whatever you feel like doing, that's what you want to do.
Starting point is 00:11:18 I'm going to support you and, like, I got your back. And then he started looking for jobs for cooking. anything that had to do with cooking or whatever it was. We started looking for jobs and then he couldn't find one. Well, let me tell you. Where you guys live at? Where are you guys live at? There's jobs everywhere.
Starting point is 00:11:34 Marathon Burger is searching right now for the Long Beach location. Oh, there you know. This relationship's cooked. So we're in the Marana Valley area. Oh, you're in Mova. You're in Mova. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:46 So he hasn't really been having any luck with the chef for cooking jobs. And he says he's still looking now and he's been trying to find out. he just hasn't got like a bite. He doesn't want to work at these places or what is it? Because there is a lot of jobs out there for cooking. Yeah. So he's saying he's applying to 10 jobs every day. That's the lie you tell unemployment.
Starting point is 00:12:08 He's lying. That's the lie you tell unemployment until you get that check. Yeah, that's what you put in EDD in the little box. In the little box. In the little portal. I've been, I've been searching for 10 jobs. I call this place. I call this place.
Starting point is 00:12:19 Hey, okay, but Mandy, you kind of like you went off the, you said you initially got pregnant the first time, he had a really good job. The second time, what happened? So that's when we found out we were having out miscarriage, that's when he stopped working at the electrical. Then that's when he started looking for a chef job. And so I was like, okay, I'm going to give him some time to find something. So then I gave him some time and it started getting to like a month, two months, you know, hitting three to four months and still nothing's hit. And we found out we were pregnant this time and he still hasn't found anything even though he found out we were pregnant already for two months now and then at this point it's like it's getting later and later down the line
Starting point is 00:13:01 you're about to be five months pregnant no yeah so nothing's hitting and i'm just like is there anything ever going to hit are you actually looking for anything like what's going on and i don't know because i'm not staying with him i'm staying with my dad so it's like i don't know what he's actually doing if he says he's doing what he's doing i don't know But anytime I do go visit him, it's like I always find something. Yes. So then what leads you to find all these things? Are you looking to see if he's applying to jobs?
Starting point is 00:13:29 And then you see, no, he's subscribing to girls. Yeah. So he'll call me and he'll be like, oh, like I'm working on it. Like I'm trying. I'm doing what I need to do. And so I go and I feed into it. And I go and visit him and I'll see him for a little bit. And then something tells me in my heart, like check his phone, like see what he's doing.
Starting point is 00:13:48 and it's still the same thing. What have you seen? So the first time I seen that he had went on OnlyFand and he paid for a girl subscription. And then after that, I just got into like, I know men watch porn here and there. I know that's a thing. Adult videos, adult videos.
Starting point is 00:14:09 How much is he paid? Let it let it go. Go, go. Keep going. So I know that's a thing, but it started getting to like a daily thing. It started becoming like almost every. day, every other day.
Starting point is 00:14:20 And it just started getting to me. So it's like, I'm not going to be around you if that's all you're doing. And then aside from now, like, we still have our, you know, our time. So it's like, you're doing both. I don't know how you have time to do both. And then it's like. He doesn't have a lot of job. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:37 He ain't got issue to do, but you and videos. I'm surprised he's energized for all of it. That's what she's saying. She's like, how are you able to subscribe and, I don't know, slap it up? And then... Give me some time. Well, let me tell you. So there was one mention where you said that he watched these adult videos the night before your guy's gender review.
Starting point is 00:14:58 And it really hurt you. Yeah. So I ended up finding out a week after our gender reveal. So after our gender reveal, I went over and I seen him for a little bit. And then I checked his phone and I seen on his... Because he deletes everything. So I got into, like, going through his email and going through his emails and stuff like that. And I find, like, the confirmation code.
Starting point is 00:15:19 So I seem that he had a confirmation code for the only fans. And I got so upset. I left him. And I told him, I was like, I don't want nothing to do with you. Like, you find out you're having a baby girl and you're still watching, you know, the adult content. So it's like, when is it ever going to change? Like, you're having a baby girl and you're still watching these things. So it just doesn't make sense to me.
Starting point is 00:15:39 How much is he spending on these only fans subscribes? Because there's, like, different levels of it. So he, so the first time I caught it, it was $25. And the second time I caught it, I didn't see a price amount. Like, I didn't see like a receipt for an amount. So I don't know if he actually paid for another one or if he still has the other one that he already paid for. I don't know how that works. So I guess just knowing that he's watching this content is getting to you.
Starting point is 00:16:04 You're five months pregnant. You guys don't have it together. And like not for nothing. Like this is a struggle a lot of people have. Their lives are changing. They're going from single individuals only prioritizing their. wants their needs to now it's a family it's not just your partner it's also a baby so all of this is hitting him like vick said guys might take different times to mature all of that um you seem to be somebody that you're like i'm gonna get this money up i'm gonna work but why isn't he on the same level and besides that not only is he not like i guess trying to get it like how i am because i know what's ahead he's also throwing money away watching this stuff and subscribing to this stuff is this normal.
Starting point is 00:16:47 Like, is this redeemable from him? Because right now we can be like, hey, you shouldn't open your legs. Right now we can be like, you knew who you were, whatever. Yeah, they're already here. And I'm sure you even have felt that like, yeah, well, I couldn't, I should have.
Starting point is 00:17:01 But right now this baby's here. We know it's a girl. We know what's happening. And this is my baby daddy. Yeah. So is there some redeemability? Is there from him that maybe he could get his stuff together and maybe he can, I don't know,
Starting point is 00:17:16 stop looking at this stuff. Because would you want him to stop or are you okay knowing like, hey, it's a, it's a dude thing? But it's just the fact that it's every other day or every single day. And it's just getting worse at this point. And I feel like it's getting worse and it's not changing. So if it were to change, I feel like, yeah, we can work this out. We can be communicative and be able to work on something to be able to live our lives with a baby and continue growing. but I feel like it's not going to grow
Starting point is 00:17:49 if he's continually doing that every single day. Like, what's going to happen? Like, I'm going to be having my baby and he's watching adult content like while I'm having a baby. Yes, that's a thing. The bathroom break.
Starting point is 00:18:04 Jenny and Monobello. What's up, Jenny? Hi, good morning, Brombo. Hi, Jenny. Talk to us. What would you tell, Mamasita Linda, Mandy? Honestly, what I would tell Mandy is that
Starting point is 00:18:18 she should just try to like brush him off to the side right now especially because she does not need that stress during pregnancy this whole topic gave me like PTSD from when I was 17 and pregnant with my baby daddy and it was literally
Starting point is 00:18:38 everything like the exact same thing and what I did was just like kind of just called them out on it and I can have brushed them off for a bit. Just the best thing she can do is just obviously the adult video, every guy does that, honestly. What? And coming from, yeah, coming from a sister that has six brothers,
Starting point is 00:19:04 every guy does it. Six brothers. Jenny, really? A lot of dirty socks around the house. Yeah. About every guy. Yeah. And every girlfriend that my brothers have had,
Starting point is 00:19:14 they've always had problems with him with my brothers, like, watching those kind of videos. But it gets to a point, especially with the Blue App, that the Blue App is just, that's just too much. What's the Blue App? Only fans. Oh. I never heard of somebody call it the Blue App. Yeah, I never heard of that. She has code.
Starting point is 00:19:33 I like it. No, sorry. No, it took it's okay. There's kids in the car. Oh, but, yeah. But I honestly think that if the guy, still, he's still, like, watching, especially on the blue, it's like, I don't know, I think that's too much because those are, like, I'm not, I'm not saying that the adult videos are
Starting point is 00:19:55 not real women, but I think that's just, like, an act. Well, it's unrealistic expectations of sexual encounters. What is that? It's unrealistic. Yeah. No. I don't know. I've never seen them.
Starting point is 00:20:11 I've never seen it. No, no, no, what I'm saying is. It's unrealistic expectations. You're talking about the adult videos. I think OnlyFans is a little different. I don't know. I've had it. Yeah, what do you?
Starting point is 00:20:23 He's talking about the pizza box. Yeah. He's stuck in the dryer? You know what I mean? No, they're like. Like she's, ah, screaming, you can't at me. She's like, oh, come on, let's get it over with. I got to go.
Starting point is 00:20:38 It's all unrealistic. No, that's realistic. Oh, my God. I feel like the blue app you're able to contact the people. Yes. You can chat with them. Weird. You can ask for like, you can ask for like personalized things.
Starting point is 00:20:55 You can pay more too. You can pay more. Yeah. Victor. That's what I learned from. Yeah, when Greg told me. Yeah. I remember now.
Starting point is 00:21:02 That's crazy. Susseos. I guess so when you did, and see, you guys were, you were 17. I'm assuming your, your child's father was the same, around the same age. now they're 10 years older, they're 27, and so one would think that it might be something that changes or you're kind of more responsible. But I guess seeing her also go through it, you were like, now this is too much like what I went through at 17. Yeah, like right now, I'm 24, about it would be 25.
Starting point is 00:21:31 And now my son's dad does not do any of that now. Obviously, the adult videos, yes, I get it. He's a man. He's going to do it, you know, as long as I don't catch him and as long as I don't see anything his phone. But then again, I haven't had that feeling of having to go through his phone for him to give me a reason. Yes.
Starting point is 00:21:50 He has a job, huh? He has a job? Yes. He owns a business. Oh, he owns a business. Wow. Exactly. That's his business because he has a business.
Starting point is 00:22:00 He's busy doing that. Yeah. So I guess maybe that would give you some type of leeway. Like you do, like you do that stuff once this stuff is fixed. Yeah. Don't be just like a, I don't know, just a couch potato and doing that. Yeah. I'm saying like, it doesn't, it doesn't match, it doesn't go.
Starting point is 00:22:15 I think so much too, like even if I'm just talking to you guys or people or men or whatever, because I'm seeing it's a common thing. Guys do it. It's a guy thing. We've normalized it. Like, hey, get over it. This is what guys like doing. Thank God.
Starting point is 00:22:28 But, sadly, unfortunately. But doing that also distracts you. Like on some homie stuff, doing that all day is going to keep you from actual goals that you have in real life. And then that's going to be certified what you do all day now. Because you're not allowed, like, there's discipline too. It's discipline for your body to stay away from that. Locke can get tired after.
Starting point is 00:22:49 I'm like, I don't want to do anything. It's true. It's not wrong. It helps you build discipline. Like even athletes, they tend to not do it in certain times. Boxers, boxers don't do it, you know. For a reason. It's just to, you know, just build up the tension, you know.
Starting point is 00:23:02 Yeah. It's like, I was going to wake up and clean my room. But they're like, My God. Oh, goodness gracious. I guess what's her thing to do now? She got to make videos with him. She's pregnant.
Starting point is 00:23:22 She's working. It's a lot to ask her to be like, hey, why you're working, while you're making this baby, come on, get this guy to snap out Only fans. That's your job. No. No. He needs to get a job. He does.
Starting point is 00:23:34 Yeah, give him the cold shoulder. Yeah, what people are telling her give him, like that disconnect. He has to be away from you for a while. She says that he comes, I love you out. No, no, no, okay, let me let. Get a job. Yeah, get it together. We'll talk about once you get a job.
Starting point is 00:23:47 Okay, well, there you go. Stop flapping it, Greg. That make money move. All right, you guys tell me, I've never heard of this, but there is a waiter going viral for using his employee discount to boost a tip he got. Okay, so according to a tweeter, someone on X, said, hey, we told the Denny's waiter to round up to 70 for his tip. So they had a bill that was about 50 bucks, 55 something, something.
Starting point is 00:24:21 And they're like, oh, round it up to 70. So you get your tip. Waiter goes back, adds his employee discount because they gave him the 70. And the bill came out to $41 instead of like those 55-ish. So that means he got an extra gratuity of like 25. bucks instead of the about 10-ish that he would have gotten. Smart guy.
Starting point is 00:24:46 Wow. I think he's pretty smart. You have to give the receipt back. You go into the register and then you give the receipt back. And so that's where they caught it, that he did the employee discount to boost his tip. Is this evil or genius? Evil genius. But at the same time, like, it's not that evil because he's not stealing from the customer.
Starting point is 00:25:06 I feel like he kind of is. No, he's not. No, he's not from the customer. Yeah, because he already. The customer already agreed to pay the $70. He agreed thinking that his bill was 50-something. Yeah. He agreed thinking his bill was 50-something.
Starting point is 00:25:19 So it's like, all right, round to 70. I'm sure if the bill was 41, like it ended up being, okay, round to 60. Yeah. He would have said that. Go to 60 for your tip. But he doesn't know him like that, you know, until he leaves. Denny, that's his brother. Oh, my goodness.
Starting point is 00:25:34 It's a little scam. It's a little scam. It's, for sure. It's smart. I'm wondering if Denny's will now make a, investigation as to who, what, where, when this happened. Because if you're saying he stole from the house, not from the employee for the visitor, now Denny's going to be like, hey, that's my 10 bucks.
Starting point is 00:25:51 I had a little scam like that at one point. Dime. Dimmel. You guys going to hear it? Yeah. Okay, so I used to work at a shoe store. It's no longer here. Oh, what action?
Starting point is 00:26:01 You little referee. You little referee. Okay. Okay, so when you Jordan used to come out, okay. I would grab like two pairs of tans, two pairs of tans, two pairs of 11s, maybe a couple nine and a halfs. And then I would hide them in the backstock room.
Starting point is 00:26:16 And then when the people would come in and buy them, like, man, we're all out, buddy. Oh, no way. I'm like, yeah, but look, damn, there's some in San Luis Obispa. You don't want to drive over there, do you? No, that's how that far. I was like, I'll sell you my pair, though, for an extra hundred bucks. And you really had them in the bag. I just had them in the back.
Starting point is 00:26:32 You were taking the customer's money. No, I wasn't. They got what they wanted and I got what I needed. And I was still selling the shoes for flex. And it all worked out. Everybody left happy. Yeah, because foot action closed. It was a little scamsters.
Starting point is 00:26:44 Oh, for you knew those sizes were like the most bought, right? They're like the popular sizes. Hide them in the back. Someone comes ask for them like, hey, we don't have them. Yeah. The furthest one is 100 miles away. I'm like, dude, you don't want to go over there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:00 Yeah. And I can't guarantee that they'll hold them for you. I'm going to call. Were you Puerto Rican at the time? Yes. Yeah. At the time, you pretended he was pretty. I only learned the hustle because my manager.
Starting point is 00:27:10 What? You are taught these ways. Trickle down. It's a trickle down effect. I was taught the hustle. And then, you know. That's crazy. And it's like, hey, but I wear the same shoe size as you.
Starting point is 00:27:23 So if you want that. What size of you? Oh, dude, yeah. I totally got that pair if you want it right now. But just for $100 more, I'm going to be asked out. Yeah, because then I have to drive the 100 miles. All right, bro. I'll take it.
Starting point is 00:27:35 Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Let me go grab some point. So you still rang them up? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:39 You rang him up. And I just put back house. Because he's saying they were his. I had reserved some. I'll let you have them, but you got to pay me a little extra on the side. And you can't get in trouble because your manager did it. No. No, he could get in trouble.
Starting point is 00:27:50 Well, yeah. Yeah. The district manager was in on it too. Chip him off a little. It was the whole ring. You know, chip him off a little sparrow slice, a slice of pizza. It's a real mystery while that place closed. And not for nothing, but the little referees are really trustable.
Starting point is 00:28:08 Like you trust a man. We weren't a referee. That's for a locker. Well, the thing is... What was foot action? Just criminals? Yeah, that is... Red shirts.
Starting point is 00:28:15 Red shirts. I don't think I ever went there. It's the same company now. Foot action. So, Full Locker Box. Put like I can sue you full. Yeah. Hey, that never happened.
Starting point is 00:28:23 That's all like this. It's all fictional, guys. Entertainment. Entertainment. Entertainment. Entertainment. It's all entertainment purposes. You're crazy.
Starting point is 00:28:30 Best of Brown Bag.

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