Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Ep. 21 (07/25/23)
Episode Date: July 25, 2023Brown Bag talks Kobe night at Dodgers stadium, getting wasted on a weekday, and helped a homie with her homie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz comp...any. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
All right.
The L.A. Rams are headed to the Valley.
Yay.
The Valley Rams.
Why, why, why?
The L.A. Rams, our L.A. Rams, Super Bowl champs,
they're bringing a new practice facility to Woodland Hills, okay?
It's going to go down at the Warner Center.
The Warner Center has some good memories for you, huh, Maximo?
Yeah.
I used to always be around there back in my heyday.
Really?
Woodland Hills is crazy far, though.
Yeah, I used to always have to drive up there.
Yeah.
But the Warner Center is beautiful.
It's a beautiful place.
They actually always, that's where they always do,
the Fourth of July fireworks.
Oh.
Yeah.
I'm not going to lie, I feel like there's parts of, like,
the valley that they make hard for you to get to.
And I feel like Woodland Hills is one of those parts.
Because you legit have to go,
you have to go towards, like,
Like, like, Calabasas.
To even get around there.
Yeah.
It's just like a weird.
There's no straight shot there.
Like it's like a weird.
Yeah.
And the Warner Center where they're planning to place it, it's strange because it's, it's a bunch of big like high-rise buildings, like office buildings.
So it's like a very corporate area.
Right.
And what were they practicing before?
They were practicing at their own stadium.
I don't understand why they just can't practice.
No, they actually practice closer to like Calabasas area.
Okay.
Up by like, I forgot the name of the city,
but they have their office up there going to like Canaan Road.
That's weird to me.
Is it anywhere near Thousand Oaks?
Oh, okay, that's weird.
I was about to say that because the coach, Sean McVeigh,
lives around there, like Thousand Oaks.
I was like, oh, he probably lobbied to keep it in the valley.
Hey, let's keep it here.
Yeah, I don't want to drive over.
I'm going to drive all crazy.
Yeah.
The traffic's already crazy when I got to go to games.
Yeah.
I just don't understand why they don't just practice, though, at their stadium.
Like, oh, well, Lakers have a practice facility outside of it.
They do in El Secondo.
That doesn't make sense to me, you guys.
Well, it's like their offices.
It's like you have a house and then you have the other house where you keep your side.
Pretty much.
No, but it's because also, like, if they would practice in their stadium, like, it wouldn't
allow that stadium to book other shows, events.
Yeah.
It would be to take over that whole area.
Yeah.
That's mainly the reason, because now, especially so far, is getting so packed.
You know what I'm saying?
Like concerts and all that.
Well, just shout us to the Valley.
We win.
We win yet again.
We win yet again.
Hey!
Hey, what are you?
Sambra Sala with Angie.
Oh, my God, you guys.
This one hurts.
Comment is out here lying about Tiffinish.
Tiffany had it.
Tiffany's.
That's how much it hurts.
That's how much it hurts.
That's how much it hurts.
That's how much it hurts.
He was lying about Tiffany.
Scottish and how they broke up, you guys.
So apparently, like, they did it for like a whole year.
I think during like the pandemic.
Yeah, it was really cute when they were together.
Was it?
Hater.
Common is Angie's favorite rapper.
He is my favorite rapper.
So this, like I said, it hurts.
It hurts.
Why are you a liar, fool?
They all are, Angie.
Well, lying is pretty common.
Oh, my God.
He's such a dad.
Let's go.
Yeah.
Not going to slip that past me.
Yeah, get all those jokes out.
All right.
I'm going to think of some more.
Now, so Tiffany Hoddish and Kahnman, they did it for a year during the pandemic, you guys.
And so when they broke things off, Kahn always said like, no, no, no, like, it was a mutual thing.
Like, this was my healthiest relationship.
And he actually went on interviews and he kept saying the same thing.
It was a mutual thing.
We came to understanding that, like, this is what's going to be best to still continue to love each other and be there for each other, is to not be in.
a romantic relationship.
That was his thing.
Mutual breakup.
It was just busy schedules.
I still love her, but it was just super healthy.
Is it fair to say he used to love her?
That was a hip-hop joke.
He has a song called.
I used to love it.
And it's about hip-hop.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, for a long.
That was good one.
So, comment went on and he always said like,
hey, it was a mutual thing, a mutual thing just like how you guys heard it.
And Tiffany, when she first heard it, she's like,
What?
This is not at all how it went down, you guys.
And this was her initial reaction.
Listen.
I was disappointed.
I was very disappointed.
I was like, oh, okay.
Because that's not what you told me, but okay.
Well, what did he tell you?
You know what?
That's between us.
Wow.
She's holding it down.
She always said, like, I'm never going to talk about it.
It's just between us.
And then finally, just like a couple of days ago, she actually opened up and she said, uh, it was never a mutual thing.
It was more of him saying, I think this really.
relationship has run its course and that he broke up with her on the phone.
I think common is misunderstood.
It's another hip-hop joke.
Common has a song called, Misunderstood.
Honestly, yeah, I just feel like common just has so far to go.
Oh, my gosh.
He's suffering now.
I was going to say it's her time to go.
He should testify.
They are kidding you guys with comments on it.
Sorry.
I just hope you see the light and start.
Oh!
Okay.
Oh my gosh.
You're so dumb.
As much as I hate you guys doing that,
I love how much songs you know of comment.
Oh, yeah.
So thank you.
It feels like universal mind control or something.
Are you guys some water for my chocolate?
All right.
Okay.
Are we done?
Because I want to talk about this.
I don't know.
Are you guys done?
Angie, do you want to get one off?
This is your favorite rapper.
No, I can't think of one right now.
There's so many.
That was awesome.
I'm so far gone right now.
That's Drake.
No, it's not.
He has one, too, with Jay Dillo.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Damn, did Drake take that from comment?
Wow.
I wouldn't be surprised.
Here we thought the beep was over Serena Williams
when they beefed.
Yeah, true.
He did beef with Drake because of a girl.
Yeah.
And then he dated Tiffany Hoddish and told her like, hey, buy over the phone.
Yeah, buy over the phone.
And, hey, this relationship has run its course.
You know what's crazy is that a guy will say something and a girl will say something
and they will take it two different ways.
Yeah.
That's what that's showing me.
Because even if she's like, hey, he said it wasn't over the phone, maybe if she said,
okay, he thought, oh, yeah, we mutually agreed and it was really healthy.
Yeah.
You know, because that could have.
happened from that exact exchange.
You're right.
That he would have told her, you know, I don't think it's working out or like better off friends or whatever.
And her saying, okay, or hanging up or not saying anything.
And to him, he leaves thinking, yeah, you know, we both agreed on this.
Wow, what a peaceful breakup.
Yeah.
And to her, she's like, that's not how it went down.
Yeah, not to her.
I was like, uh, I'm disappointed.
This is not exactly how I went down.
You broke up with me on the phone.
Yeah.
How should he have broken up with her?
Because it is common.
Um, yeah, I mean, it's, I think like a person, like a face to face, but yeah, you know, he owes her at least like a, you know, going out in public and being like, hey, you know what, things didn't work out.
Nah, that would be even worse, like making a public statement, like on Instagram or something?
No, you like break up with somebody in public so they can't make a scene.
That's the thing.
That's what you do.
Yeah.
I try.
Oh, my God.
No, I feel like I've done that too.
Like, I've broken up with a fool over the phone.
Yeah.
And I've told you letty, like, I've yelled at him because I'm like,
well, leave me.
Oh, stop calling me.
It was just, he was annoying.
So, yeah.
He deserved that.
Because that's, I'm assuming that's the way to break up now.
Right?
It would be nice.
It would be nice and respectful to like break up in person.
In person.
I think over the phone is easiest way to do it.
Yeah.
You don't got to see someone's face.
Someone's emotions.
You have them convince you to stay.
Come up or cry in front of you.
You have the hang up.
Just do it through text.
No, I'm just kidding.
Through text.
I did she say that he said.
What is she?
She was just saying, oh, that's not exactly.
No, what did he say to her when he broke up?
Oh, he said, I think this relationship has run its course.
That's grimy.
Wow.
I know.
I think that was messed up because she was like, I was blindsided.
Like, I thought we were so good.
And then he calls her, breaks up through her, on her through the phone.
And they looked hell of happy too.
They did.
They did look really happy.
I really thought he was going to get married and all that stuff.
Yeah.
And I bet you she thought she was going to, because they wouldn't show, like, especially
when it comes to these public.
relationships no one wants to be made a fool of no one wants to look stupid yeah and so I'm sure
she was like this is a long-term thing yeah oh for sure especially their age because I think they're like
50 something they're in the business yeah and then you broke out with me like a teenager
wow this relationship has run his course is crazy because you're like damn I'm still I'm
coursing like I'm still on the course bro yeah I thought we had a lot more ago yeah this is just the
appetizer what you mean to run its course like we haven't even
got to the first course.
You were just telling me to come close.
Yeah.
Otro.
Otro joke.
Okay.
Now, but what's like the craziest things you guys hear during a breakup?
During a breakup.
What do breakups sound like?
Yeah, you know how it's like, it's not me?
It's not you.
Like, I need to work on myself.
If anyone ever really says that, I hate you.
For real.
If you've ever said it's not you, it's me.
I swear people always say their grandma died or something like that.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
One time, one time I was dating this girl and my great-grandpa
died.
And then she was like,
like, you sound like you have a lot
going on.
Maybe we should just like...
She used your
your great grandpa dying
as her exit.
Yeah, and I had just crashed my car too.
So she's like, you have a lot going on
and I'm like,
I have nothing.
Yeah, this is what I need you, the ball.
I have nothing.
I only have you.
And then she left.
Yeah.
Damn, that's crazy big.
Yeah.
That's really sad.
I think that's when it started.
Yeah.
Your origin is.
That's my villain origin story.
Damn.
What about you, Angie?
I told you, like I said...
You've never been broken up with, huh?
No, I'm the one that breaks it up.
But I told that fool, like, you're annoying.
Stop calling me.
And that was the breakout?
That was the breakout.
It was at Macy's in the break room.
I still remember.
Oh, my God.
Took the break room literally.
I'm working.
Stop calling me.
You're annoying.
You're so annoyed.
I don't even like you.
Stop calling me, bye.
And then he kept calling and calling and calling.
And I just blocked them.
Wow.
Anyways, you guys.
That's it for Samprasala brought to you by your local Southern California
Toyota dealers.
I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings.
I'm Power 106.
Yeah, baby.
Look, let's keep it going.
So, what were you told during a breakup?
Like, we want to know what it sounded like because these are hurting.
These are hurting.
Angie, you hurt me by how you broke up with that.
I'll do it again.
No, he asked me for money.
I gave up money.
Like, he was a brokie.
Like a straight-up brokie.
That's her origin.
That's your brokey origin story.
Hit us up and tell us how you broke up, what was said, all that good stuff.
Was it as bad as common saying our relationship has run a course?
We have run our course.
Or Vicks X being like, hey, you know you got a lot going on?
Not for me.
Everything's falling apart around you and I don't want to be anywhere near it.
Of those falling apart.
Or Angie's man getting told he's annoying and he's a brokey.
That's a crazy way to break up.
You're annoying and you're broke.
Leave me alone.
Brownback morning's power.
Six.
Yeah.
Angie just had Sombra Sala where she talked about Comin's breakup with Tiffany Haddish.
Yes.
And he told her this relationship has ran its course.
I hate him now.
Oh, I can't even hate him.
I'm sorry.
No, that's common.
It's common.
It's common to life.
It's common to break up.
Come on.
These are all common things in life.
Imagine you're with who you think is the love of your life.
Yeah.
For a year.
Maybe you haven't seen each other.
Yeah, maybe you haven't.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you've been in pandemic vibes.
You see each other all the time.
You were in the bunker together.
For real, you were quarantined together.
That's your little pandemic buddy.
Yeah.
Yeah, and he's common.
Yeah.
And he's a rapper.
And an actor.
Like, hey, I think our relationship has run its course.
Baby girl.
That hurts.
Yeah.
Yeah, but he didn't do it to me, so I'm okay.
But I love you, Carmen.
You know what?
It hurts, and he's like a.
rapper and successful and a good guy seemingly.
Yeah.
There's a lot of POS dudes that break up with us worse.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
And do worse things.
Absolutely.
And POS girls.
True.
Yeah.
Okay.
Not me.
Maximo, you got broken up with in a, I have to say this is low-key poetic.
Yeah.
So she pulled up to my, where I live around the corner.
First of all, what happened?
How long were you together?
We were together for like four years.
Four years.
What I know about you is you used to be a maniac.
Like used to be crazy out here in the streets.
Yeah, you know, be outside.
Uh-huh.
And we were together four years, and I would still be outside sometimes.
Uh-huh.
And she pulled up, hop in the car, and she was playing Can't Get Enough by Jay Cole.
By Jay Cole and my song.
The craziest thing is literally when I walk in.
But that's a really fun song.
Yeah, but when I walk in, I don't know if it was planned, God's timing.
But it was a part where it was like, you'll be up to no good and everybody knows.
Damn.
Wow.
And she was like wording it, like that part.
Yeah, like she was singing it with some.
She was singing and I was like, what's going on?
And, you know, it just led to like that awkward conversation.
And I was like, all right, this is this is the end, you know?
Your relationship has ran its course.
Yeah.
Wait, so you broke up with her or it was a mutual thing?
I think she, I think it was kind of mutual, but it was led by her because I was outside.
Ah.
doing outside stuff.
Hey, babe, get in the car, babe.
I love this song.
Do you, Jay Cole?
Back, dude.
It's so radio at it, bro.
Don't you just love J. Cole?
Oh, yeah.
Same.
You want to go get some iced coffee?
Yeah.
Yeah, like, oh my God, babe.
Hold on, hold on.
My favorite part's coming up.
It's in a while.
It's not coming to me.
You have the flashdex?
Babe, remember when you were like out again and again and again?
Yeah.
So you were out, I was texting my ex.
While you were out, I was doing it too.
Because, babe, you gotta think about it.
Put it up.
My part.
And everybody knows.
Get out the car right now, Maximo.
Get out the car right now, Maximo.
I hate you.
I never want to be with you again.
You are the worst thing that's ever happened to me.
Bye.
What are you saying?
I was like, all right.
I've always been pretty mellow, so I was like, cool.
And I just got out the car and I was like, all right, I don't know if I skipped or I walked slow.
I'm always sure if it was happiness or sad.
Wow.
I don't remember that far.
You can't even skip.
We tried the skip challenge.
I was actually very good at skipping.
I can't skip.
It was big.
It is not that I can skip.
All right, we want to know your breakup stories.
What were you told?
What happened in that end moment?
What was it like?
Let's be there with you, okay?
We just went into Maximo's past.
Let's get into yours.
Power 106, Brownback mornings.
Good morning.
Yeah, happy Tuesday.
We're talking about it.
What were you told during a breakup or what did you say during a breakup?
Comment told Tiffany Haddish, our relationship has run its course.
Yeah.
Ouch.
All right, who we have on the line, Irene?
We have Danielle from.
Santa Clarita.
Danielle from Santa Clarita.
Good morning.
Good morning.
How you doing?
Amazing.
All right, Danielle, talk to us.
What were you told
during a breakup?
I was told that I was scary
and for absolutely no reason at all
and everything I'd been going.
So you guys were having a great relationship.
How long were you in it?
About three months at that point.
Aw, the three-monthers.
Those are like full.
Those are all honeymoon stage.
Like it's honeymoon stage?
Absolutely, absolutely.
It was great, and then you turned scary?
They called you scary?
Wow.
Yeah.
So he had hit from, he had totally hit the fact that he was a smoker.
He had told me that he had quit for like five years.
And he had, like, there were a few times, like, I would see him and his breast would be a little funky, but I'd be like, whatever.
Yeah, I love him.
It's fine.
Yeah.
And I was a.
Oh, what happened?
Does she just break up with us?
So one day he like, so one day we're having this conversation and I like somehow smoking came up and I said I could never date a smoker because growing up my parents were smokers and I'm a kid of the 70s and I said my parents were smokers and I'm a kid of the 70s and I said my parents would like barely crack the windows like a quarter of an inch and I didn't get it smoking I hated smoking and so he commented and he was
Oh, Daniel.
All right, look, Danielle, it's time to break up with you.
You're getting scary.
That reception is scary.
Yeah.
Word on Rosecrans.
While Wiz Khalifa was on tour with Snoop,
three people in Poo Shiasty masks try to run in his house.
All right?
So, Wiz revealed on Twitter or Sunday night that three burglars attempted to rob his home
while he was on stage in Clarkston, Michigan,
as a part of his high school reunion.
union tour with Snoop.
And this is not the first time that's happened because back in 2018,
was the San Fernando home was also broken into.
Man.
Yeah.
It's crazy because they'll post that they're out somewhere and that just keeps,
oh, okay, they're not home.
Yeah.
I know they're not home.
I'm going to pull up.
Because they're on tour.
So it's like everybody knows where they're going to be at.
They're contractually obligated to be here and not at their home.
Oh my gosh.
That sucks.
I know.
I'm wondering, like, does he not live in like a gated community?
I know most artists that live in the San Fernando.
the valley have gated community like our in gated community just because they have to check in to get inside
and all of that yeah yeah yeah they should hope so or even sometimes what if they pulled up like
a uh from wisk califa like they try to like fake it he's going to get in his crib laugh check at the
laugh check i would definitely laugh check because you could probably look like him but you can't
laugh like him that is like it's a special you know what they must have done they must have done
AI of his laugh oh AI just to get in just to get in just to get through the uh uh
It's okay, side-fi is looking for the sound effect, but he's sucking at it.
Oh, man.
Yeah, it sucks.
And, like, usually celebrities like to have house sitters because of this exact reason.
When he had his house broken into in 2018, he had a house sitter that, you know, kind of just saw what was going on and then called the cops or whatever.
But this time, I don't believe he did.
Well, he didn't share, like, too many details, but he's just like, dude, somebody just tried to run in my house.
There has to be crazy insurance on that, too.
Yeah.
You know if you're rich and you have a big house.
You would think that takes you away from crime, but that makes you a target.
No, absolutely.
I mean, remember with Shannon Sharp that he had like a million dollars worth of stuff
broken into or robbed from his home after his house was broken into.
Yeah, especially because, you know, you're all over Instagram on socials.
Even if you're just doing like a simple video checking in to your fans, like there's people that are watching what's behind you.
Yeah.
You know, what you're wearing, what jewelry you're wearing.
Exactly.
And that's what makes.
makes someone to be like, all right, he's gone.
People will go as far as to like get the blueprints of your house
and be like, all right, this is here, this is there.
Yeah, but I've seen is they go on Zillow.
They'll go on Zillow, check your house,
and Zillow will have like your whole setup, every room.
Scamsimo, you are.
Hold on, man, you give him away of a little too much info.
I know.
I didn't know, I know Zillow had all that.
Make sure if you buy that house, take it off Zillow.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
You could do that?
I don't know.
Well, for us, I know.
Thank you, Maxima.
Thank you, sci-fi, for finally finding the sound effect.
You only hit it one more time before we put to the next story?
Okay, thanks.
All right.
Thanks.
All right.
LeBron debuted his LeP S-5 on L'EGramm, and he is so lexcited, okay?
A couple months ago, it was announced that LeBron would have his own signature PS5 console cover
Yeah.
And a matching controller.
How it looked like.
And yesterday, he finally debuted it,
um,
on,
sorry,
in person and he is geeked.
Listen to him.
Yeah.
You already know what I'm going to be doing later for sure.
Y'all know I'll be gaming later all day to day,
all night.
Oh my goodness.
And be out on the lookout.
We got some special stuff coming to.
Yeah.
So,
uh,
the controller.
I know he's like a great,
the,
one of the greatest players of all times.
Yes.
Not the,
but probably is forced.
But he's,
He's so cringe.
He is.
Like, he's the best.
Yes.
He's great.
He's King James, wins all the rings, all of that stuff, like icon.
But he's so cringe.
Le cringe.
Lecringe, for sure.
I know what I'm going to be doing later on.
He sounds so, like, forced or like someone wrote it for him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I think it's just one of those things.
Like, sometimes we have to do it when we get like a box of something.
We're just like, oh, I'm so excited.
Thank you guys so much.
But yeah, I mean, maybe it just, maybe he just woke up.
But this is supposed to be like his own thing.
He, you guys, he made the, the Lepius LeBron.
Yeah.
He made it motivational.
Like, I don't need motivation like that when I'm trying to like go at the ops in Call of Duty.
It says nothing is, hold on.
Nothing is promised.
Nothing is promised.
Everything is earned.
Like on the console.
Nothing is given.
Nothing is given.
Everything is earned.
Like, come on, LeBron.
Yeah.
That makes no sense.
You guys want your little motivational quotes?
You never know.
Sometimes you're, you know, you're behind 20 points in 2K and you just look at the controller and you get a sense of inspiration.
No one of the mentality hits.
Yes.
Yeah.
So he actually did an interview about this collab and he said that if he happens to have a day off and he's not training, he likes to wake up before anybody in the house is up and play video games.
So he's a real geek about this.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
So he and he said he's been playing since like the PS2.
he used to play this game called
Shinoby.
I don't know.
Because I feel like there's people that you know,
like I know schoolbook who loves gaming
and he'll draw his gamer tag and he'll play with people.
What's LeBron's gamer tag?
He plays so much.
Wow.
I wonder if he,
maybe he doesn't even play online.
Oh.
Some people don't play online.
But that would be crazy.
You're just playing.
You get a request from King James.
Yeah.
King James.
Invited you to play 2K?
Wow.
My dream.
Okay.
That's what he should do.
Some type of Ralph were like,
hey, you can play against me.
Yeah.
Look, see? Come on, LeBron.
That would be fun.
Come on, let me help me with the promo.
All right.
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What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
All right.
We're talking about Dodgers and their Lakers night.
On their Lakers night, it has been announced that they will be giving away
Kobe Bryant-themed baseball jersey.
Kobe.
All right.
It's going to have Kobe Bryant's number eight on the front and his number 24 on the back.
It looks really cool beans.
It's like a black mamba kind of like a pattern.
Yeah, black and gold.
Wow, that's fine.
It has like snake skin looking so mamba like and it's going to say Dodgers.
I love it.
I love it.
And you know what?
I always think about when I think about Kobe, there are a few pictures that come in my brain.
And one of them is him in a Dodger jersey when he was at the Dodger game.
You know?
That was really cool.
you would genuinely see him at Dodger games.
Yeah.
You know,
that's a fan of the sport.
And then for him,
why are you looking at me like that,
sci-fi?
Oh.
Wow.
He was an angel fan?
Not for the cameras, okay?
If he,
if he was publicly an angel fan,
he'll be back for marketing.
It makes sense.
Vanessa is from the OC.
She's gonna,
she's gonna go and support his girl.
Yeah.
Don't tell me that.
Don't do me like that.
It makes sense, though.
I'm sorry.
Just because he was closer there,
but.
No,
I'm sorry.
I legit think of him in a Dodger jersey
There's pictures of him at Dodger games
With Dodger hats
He's just playing as safe as an L.A.
Like an L.A. native.
Angels aren't having a Kobe night.
For real.
Facts.
Sci-fi, if you're not going to talk to him like,
you can't make a sad.
So just show him.
Yeah, well.
Covee.
Mama forever.
All right?
A Dodger fan.
Can we put on him?
Just for the fun of it.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, all my Dodger friends
that love Kobe and a Dodger fans.
Jersey, we're just going to kick out sci-fi.
Let's just do that.
That was crazy.
That's an abomination.
You see how excited I was?
I was like, yeah, you guys, great job.
And you see you at the games and he just looked at me with this stupid Harry Potter face.
And he was like, he was actually an Angels fan.
Actually, he wrote for the Los Angeles Angeles.
Actually?
When he put up his glasses.
Did you mean?
He didn't even like us like that.
He's Kobe.
He loves us
LA
Well that was
Don't you know a little bit of a little bit
The jersey is actually
Going to be released on Lakers night
Which is going to be on August 24th
Oh
You're lying
This is on September 1st
Is September 1st
It's August 21st
It says the Dodgers are giving away
Exclusive Kobe Bryant jersey
For Lakers Day on September 1st
Kick the other pie out
Oh
Take the other pie out
Right now
Get out
Get out
And hit your little, hit the Whis-Kalifa, hit the Whiskeypha so I can laugh at you.
Why are you getting false information?
Maximo is spreading misinformation across the Los Angeles airwaves.
Big news.
For the record.
September 1st, Kobe Bryant, Lakers Night.
That's right.
Yeah.
As a part of Fan Appreciation Month.
If we could just let Letti have her segment, you know.
Yes.
That would be great.
Let a woman speak.
Come on, bad.
I'm just trying not to get kicked out.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
First.
My best.
Yeah.
Let's get into the song, please.
And then after you, we're going to do the homie help because the homies need help.
I'm one of them.
We all do.
You're a Barbie, okay?
Even if you have a pimple.
I have a pimple in the middle of my forehead, like literally right in the middle in between.
It's so tiny.
No, no, like in between my brows.
Yeah.
Like right in the middle.
Like reindeer.
It's tight.
Like Rudolph.
That's fine.
It's okay.
I'm just saying, but I'm still Barbie.
It's right.
Yeah.
There's all different types.
Duno.
You're still.
Duno?
No.
No?
Lentdy just traveled back in time.
Maximo.
We don't talk about D.
Maximo.
You're still a Barbie, even with that face, too, okay?
You're even a Ken.
You're a Ken.
I'm a Brown Ken.
Guma, Gim.
I'm a Ben.
Vic, you're still a Ken.
Oh, yeah.
You're still a Ken.
I haven't decided with you.
Even if you fought with your girl on your way home.
Oh.
You're still a K.
I'm still a 10.
You're still a 10.
You're still a 10.
Angie, you are still a Barbie, even though you yacked all over in the hotel room.
All over Priya's puppy.
We're having a lot of regrets this morning.
We.
We.
I'm good.
I mean, you're still a Barbie even though you cry when you hug you.
Okay?
I know.
I know.
I know.
The prize.
Homey HelpLight, man.
That's right.
Homey HelpLine.
When two besties get into it over.
You know what's crazy is yesterday we had like a pitching, like a pitching topic.
Yeah.
About pitching in it on the check.
Yeah.
This is more pitching in for the kids, all right?
When a kid gets in the way of people's friendship.
Wow.
Let's talk about that next.
After this song, we're going to get you into Homey Help Lines, Power 106.
LA's number one for hip-hop.
Good morning.
Snatch it.
Maximo
Maximo snapped his headphones into his eye
If you're having a Monday of a Tuesday
Same
We turned up yesterday for no
We have we're not responsible
At all
At all
We turned up yesterday
We chose the worst day
We chose the worst day to do a little pop-up
A little live podcasting of a Bob
We turned up and I told you guys
Don't drink
I told each and every one of you guys
Don't drink
And then I was the most of you guys
that was serving.
I said, I know us already.
I know us.
We can't just have one freaking thing.
It's like Pringles.
Once you pop, the fun don't stop.
Which, by the way, it's a great slogan.
Oh, yeah.
It's the best slogan out there.
That's life.
All right.
But that's neither here nor there.
The homie help line is not about us.
We know we need help.
Okay?
Oh, yeah.
But so does our listener.
Do we have her name?
Come on.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yes, we do.
This just says listener DM.
The home girl will find out her name shortly.
Yes.
Said, my best friend is such a tight ass.
She loves shopping and likes to buy unnecessary crap.
She sounds jealous.
This is a good.
This sounds like, oh, this is how you're out it already, baby girl.
My best friend is so amazing.
She can afford so much.
She loves shopping and likes to buy unnecessary crap.
The one time I asked if she's,
She would like to donate $5 to $10 to my daughter's cheer shoes.
She says, no, that she needs to save up for a house.
A house?
Dude, this comes in all caps later.
Or after this.
Tell me why.
Ain't nothing more.
Okay, sorry.
I always think of backshy boys when you just tell me why.
Are you my twin, Maximo?
Your house all we have Mexico.
Oh, my gosh.
All right, all right.
We'll talk about it later.
Tell me why the following week she buys herself a Louie bag.
Oh,
M.G.
What's the listener's name?
We are working on it.
Oh, my gosh.
We'll call her Myro.
I don't have my photo.
I would look it up.
She's Myra.
Oh, yeah, they're Myro and one can be a minute.
She's asking, should I cut her off?
Wow.
My best friend is such a tight ass.
She loves shopping, likes to buy a necessities.
Crap, I asked her if she would donate five to ten dollars to my daughter's cheer shoes.
She says no, she's saving up for a house.
Then she buys a Louis bag.
That is pretty grimy.
Should Myra cut this friend off?
I think the other friend should cut Myra off.
What?
Why are you pocket watching?
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Now we're choosing the rich person's friend.
I know where you're going with this.
You just want to be her new friend.
Yes.
Yes.
She buying Louis bags?
You want Rich Bay.
You got rich bay
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need a line.
I mean phone line.
We got your phone.
The homie help line.
All right, we got to help.
Valerie.
We found her name.
Yay.
Valerie Val underscore G on Instagram.
She hit us up.
My best friend is such a tight ass.
She loves shopping and likes to buy
unnecessary crap.
Hey, you are who your friends are, fool?
We all buy unnecessary crap.
Or are you the friend that follows along
doesn't buy anything because she might think like man my best friend it's such a brokey yeah so keep
in mind this best friend best friend it says my best friend besties the one time i ask if she would
like to donate five to ten dollars to my daughter's cheer shoes dang you can't even buy your daughter
for chair shoes no i feel it is he puts it sometimes you do that just like uh it's like a team thing
yeah i don't know if that was like donate for shoes i don't know i'm just hating because i was never in
cheer and they all look cooler than me and they were
They wore stuff every Friday for every game.
They had the cool clothes.
Being in Chilean is expensive.
My sister was in it and it adds up all the uniforms, shoes, all the tournaments.
It's like a few Gs.
Okay.
So according to Valerie, her best friend says, after she asked her for those $5 to $10,
she says no, she needs to save up for a house.
Tell me why the following week she buys herself a Louis bag.
Ouch.
Should I cut her off?
All right, Vic thinks the rich girl should cut her home girl off.
Yeah, I mean, I don't think she's rich probably, but I mean, I just, it's like, why are you worried about, like, I was going to buy a house?
But then I saw a bag that I like, so what?
Yeah.
So, yeah, that's like the people that judge anything that you're wearing, anything that you're posting.
You're just going to, she's just going to be judged the whole friendship.
Yeah.
I think it's more about the fact that she didn't want to donate five to ten bucks.
Yes.
Because, like, what is five to ten dollars if that's your best friend?
Yeah.
And if that's your best friend, you also see that little kid all the time.
You see them grow.
So it's like you're almost like an aunt in a way.
I just don't know about how this was sent, right?
Clearly she was venting.
Shout to baby girl for venting.
Yeah.
But it's like it's your best friend until you're mad at her, then all her stuff is unnecessary.
Yeah.
When you weren't mad at her, oh, that's so cute.
Because it's like you've been knew that about her.
Like look it.
Like we know that Irene loves Hello Kitty and it's the cutest thing.
But let us have beef with Irene.
Dude, she spends stuff.
Hello kitty.
Like, she's a grown-ass woman.
Whatever?
Like, you see how it flips?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're already treating her like you're not her home girl anymore.
Yeah, because it's always cool to be friends until it's not beneficial to you no more.
Yeah.
And at the end of the day, like, like, that's not my kid.
Like, that's my best friend's kid, like, cool.
But, like, maybe she doesn't really mess with her that hard because, like, if my best friend...
You're on the rich girl's side too?
Yeah, because, okay, look, if my best friend were to have a kid and tell me, like, hey, I need
$5 to $10.
and that person really is my best friend
I'd be like down for like
I'll go buy her or that kid like 10 pairs of shoes
but if that's really not my best friend
and I'll be like I don't really
that's not my responsibility
you choose to have the kid
where's the dad
because at the end of the day
I work for my money
and I'm gonna spend out what I want
because I've had friends that I've told me like
oh like you don't go
you don't go to the club with us
you don't go do this and this and this with us
and I'm go to like you know
kids
stuff with us and I was like because y'all got kids and I don't I'm gonna spend my money on concert
I want you around I mean no it's not you I don't talk to these friends I'm my back you're
like I heard Irene right oh no no no I like I'm just saying like I'm gonna spend my money out on what I want
want to spend me yeah arena is saving for a house guys yeah hello kitty house she didn't say what kind
of house wow Irene feels away it's tripping me out it's really tripping me out I feel like okay
I'm asking for five or $10.
You can't even give me that.
And maybe it's the lie.
Maybe it's like maybe she would have been okay,
had her friend said not or whatever.
But the fact that her friend said,
I'm saving and then does something that is not saving.
Yeah.
You know what it is probably too?
That she probably saw the little girl cheer and she didn't think much of her.
She's probably like.
She didn't believe it.
Yeah, she's like, you know what?
She's like, you know what?
She's like, you know what?
Five, ten dollars down the drain.
Yeah.
That's how the meal right now.
She was really good.
She might have gained her 15.
Y'all always asked you guys to donate to my kids to soccer.
I got to see him play first.
That's really good, though.
That's crazy.
Yeah, because for me, I think about it almost like Girl Scout cookies, right?
When I know people that, like, Emmy's friends are doing the girls, they're selling the cookies, I'm like, I'm going to just buy one of just good gesture.
No one's got to ask me, right?
So I would expect, like, my best friend.
Like, for example, Emmy had this thing.
in school where she had to run laps and she was looking for people to donate per lap.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Right.
So I sent out the link to like my family and my friends.
I wasn't like, hey, I need you to donate, but it was like the link, check it out.
If you donate, you donate.
Yeah.
And then they did.
Yeah.
You know, and it wasn't like a big deal to donate five bucks.
Yeah.
So to me, that's like where it's like, is that really your friend?
It's the amount more so for you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I donate to so many things for my niece broken.
I don't even know if it's really going to her or not, but I'm not.
She's my niece, but I love it.
Right?
If this girl had a baby, Angie, I'd donate whatever she asked.
See, but that's, she could lie.
She could be like, Letty, this is $5 or $10 for it.
I'm so pregnant, letty, you can donate like $300.
And I would.
And I would.
I just became someone's Nina last night.
Oh, wow.
You got to follow through with that.
Yeah, and they had twins.
Oh, yeah.
Two for one.
Yeah, and I'm just going to, I'm going to do it.
I love children.
Yeah.
See, but that's because you actually are Angie's special.
friend like that's why I think that their friendship isn't really yeah let's take it to
the phone lines because we have more people that have stuff to say who are we going to iride we have
desire from pomona let's go desire good morning oh desire you've called before i remember you your
voice yeah we had you say we had you say brown back morning morning yeah yeah oh my
say one more time say one more time so you can talk to the boys because they're all horns
Hold on.
Just say brown bag mornings one more time, please.
Brownback mornings.
Oh, dear.
Oh, I'll be back.
Oh, we're back.
All right, Desire.
You're making our desires in the morning.
What do you say about the friendship?
The friendship, the best you should end the relationship with the one that chimed in to the helpline.
Yeah.
Because why is she taking it to, you know, the Internet as in, like, the public to,
to confront her? Why does she confront her to her face if that's your best friend?
Two, she's putting a financial responsibility on her best friend when her best friend is not,
is the best friend than Nina? If she's not, then why is she putting that financial responsibility?
Whether it's $5, $10, it doesn't matter. That's your responsibility.
$5 to $10? Five to $10, like, is she having a fundraiser? Maybe she was having a fundraiser
and not just to donate it, you know?
Got you. But maybe. Like, what are you, what is she going to do?
do for these $5.
Like, she should have done something kind of to earn it.
Like, if you give me these $5, you get a sticker.
Or a chocolate, yeah.
Yeah, like I make you a bracelet.
Well, Anne, and she's pocketwatching, like you said, it doesn't matter what she spends
her money on.
She probably works hard for her money, you know?
She doesn't have to spend it on anything she doesn't want to spend it on.
If it doesn't contribute to her life, why should she have to put money to it?
Yeah.
And that doesn't make you a fake friend at all.
It doesn't make you a fake friend.
It just means that
Not a friend
I just feel like she's putting
this financial responsibility
on her friendship
and because she said no
what she's going to cut her off as a friend
I definitely that's not a real bestie
because that means that any time
that something goes wrong
you're getting mad at her
and not want to be her friend anymore
and then go air out her business
not saying she aired out lots of her business
but she still took it to the internet
to air out her business
Yeah maybe she regrets
maybe she regrets hitting up the whole
me upline the way that she's getting this advice because we're not helping her out at our.
She's getting kicked.
Desire.
Yeah, she needs to see it for what it is.
Yeah.
Well, you said it in such a nice tone.
I can't even be mad at you.
Can you repeat that?
No kidding.
You guys.
Oh, don't call him funny.
Okay, do not do that.
Desire.
He's married.
No, he's not.
I'm kidding.
He's not.
He needs to be.
All right, Desire, you need to stop laughing.
You need to stop being cute.
You need to stop.
Stop it.
Just say roast cranks big one more time.
Rosecrans Vick.
Thank you very much.
You're going to get dumped so crazy.
Let's raise funds for her.
Oh, God.
All right.
Irene.
Who else are you going to?
Irene?
Are you choosing these people by voice?
No.
Who else are you going to?
Oh, man.
We're going to go to.
John and Orange County online
oh crap
oh yeah
dang he hung up
we're gonna go to Junior
online too
Junior better have a dope-ass voice
better than Desire
Hey Junior if your voice sucks
I'm sorry bro
I already lost it
Oh
Junior
come do it say Brownback Morning's like
desired
Nah come on
Just sing
Try
say Roskensvik
Yeah
I was just as happy
hear desire as you guys were.
Let's go, Junior.
Oh my gosh.
All right.
Sausage party.
What's up?
What would you say?
Hey, that responsibility, I get it like if they clearly aren't that best of friends.
But man, either that kid has a bad attitude or isn't good at cheerleading.
Oh, my.
You don't want to be part of it.
I regret this story.
Poor thing.
Let's get one thing for real, though.
Is it really a rich?
friend or a responsible friend.
You know, like, who said, who says she's rich because she bought a Louis Vuitton?
Yeah.
What if she just saved for it herself and she sees her friend with the kid isn't doing,
you know, she's not making good responsible decisions with their finances?
Yeah.
So why does she have to be putting up five, ten bucks for her girl's cheerleading shoes?
Wow.
It's tripping me out, Julia, because to me, I'm tripped out.
Do you have kids?
I do.
And I don't have nobody buying nobody for nothing for my kids.
Okay, but do your kids do extracurriculars?
Yeah, my daughter, she actually did, she does soccer.
Okay, so let's say like she was fundraising or she needed like money like her routine jersey.
And you ask your best homie.
Just $5, just $5, $10.
Like it's, hey, I'm saving up.
And then he says, oh, no, bro, I'm saving up for a new car.
and then you see him like rolling around like I don't know buying something crazy right would you trip out
all right if I mean okay there's a couple of things that we're missing here though is was the cheerleading shoes on a fundraising deal or did she ask her personally yeah it just says like to donate five to ten dollars you know like at the same time hey put your radio down fool you're on a delay and you're hearing yourself as you're talking
Come on.
Don't change the station and don't turn it off.
Just put it down.
All right.
All right.
But talk to me, Jr.
What would you,
How would you feel about that?
I think the relationships that I do have with friends,
if I chose to do something like that,
I don't think they would have helped me.
Yeah.
And I think that's what's tripping me out.
I'm like, it's so easy to just spot someone $5.
So then maybe they're not really that good of friends.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Or maybe the so-called rich friend actually sees the other friend
probably spending stuff on maybe i you know how you guys always say there's some information
that's missing yeah yeah one friend acting for donations is spending money on stupid stuff all the time
yeah and her rich friends like nah like you should be buying her these shoes like i see what you're doing
you're all over tj max and ross and i see you just spending it up on stuff you don't need to i'm not
gonna help you like i was at the bar one day and uh i get a text message from a friend and it says
hey, I ain't got no money.
Can you spot me, dog?
And I look up and he's up there and I'm like, what the?
Oh, he's at the bar.
He's at the bar.
Wow.
He bought a truck.
So I was like, dog, hey, if you don't got no money, you got to take your, you know, home.
Yeah.
So, I mean, I think that one friend, she's not telling the whole truth.
That happens a lot with this type of stuff.
They're not saying everything that's actually going on.
They're saying what helps them look good.
But even what she said isn't helpful.
helping her look good to the world.
No.
This is crazy.
What it is too is like even if you see like the text, it's like, tell me why she buys herself a louis bag, exclamation, exclamation.
I feel like a lot, a big part of it is the louis bag itself.
Yeah, but it's cheeseman.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's very, yeah.
This is very cheeseman lines.
I think it's more about the relationship with friends than like the donation.
Yeah, I'm going back to calling her Myra because I don't want her real name.
Yeah.
I think everybody is against baby girl.
Yeah.
I'm not against you.
I know.
I just tricked out.
Donate five dollars.
Yeah, me too.
I will donate the $5.
Me too.
Five dollars.
We just spent $5 in coffee.
We just spent $5 in coffee.
Like that's nothing to help out her little girl.
And the money's not even going to the friend.
But now that Junior said it, it must be something like she probably sees how you're spending your money.
Maybe.
Like, I know, I'm going to teach you a lesson.
You got to.
But it's just five bucks.
Yeah.
I need more coffee.
Irene, do we have more people on the line?
People are, is everyone against her?
Can you just like, like can I get someone that understands her?
Irene and I know that you're against her
so I feel like you're filtering these calls
That's what your argument
I'm just kidding
No I'm not
I'm really not
Everybody's agreeing with me
It's kind of cool
But we do have
I got $5 for you
Maximo be quiet
We have Vanessa on line 3
From Panorama City
All right
Good morning
Panorama City's very own Vanessa
Good morning Vanessa
Good morning
Good morning, baby girl
Talk to us
What do you think about the situation?
I was telling Irene
that as a friend, I wouldn't mind donating $5 to $10.
To me, $5 to $10 is like one bag of chips.
So as a friend, I honestly think it's not a big deal.
Like, I know people are saying like, oh, it's not their financial responsibility,
but they're not asking them to pay for the whole cheerleading camp,
but they're not asking them to buy them the whole uniform.
Like, it's a donation of $5 to $10.
I think it's just the gesture of it, not really like so.
I don't think she's like saying it as in like,
oh, she bought this instead of donating the $5 to $10.
I think it's more of the fact that she said, oh, I'm saving up for this.
And it's like it was a life.
I think to her it's more of like, oh, she couldn't tell me the truth.
And they're like, no, I'm so sorry I don't want to donate because I don't know if it's just going to her instead of saying like, oh, I'm going to donate.
And then she goes and buy a whole.
And it is her money.
You know, she can send it how she wants.
But I also think it's more of like the thought of it.
Yes.
Yes.
I agree.
And I like how you shouted out what Desire said and said,
You know what?
Whatever desire said, I don't like her.
I don't like her voice.
I don't like that too.
You guys are tripping way too much about, ooh, brown bag mornings.
All right.
Hey, Vanessa, can you say brown bag mornings to us?
Yeah, brown bag mornings.
Come on.
Come on, guys, get on horns for her too.
I am.
I mean, wait, wait.
Wait, I didn't mean that.
I get it.
She's not asking to pay for the whole thing.
Yeah, it's just partial.
And even if she's messed up, even if this girl,
that's asking, even if she doesn't make great decisions, she's irresponsible, she's not the rich
friend, all of that.
Don't let how she has changed you.
True.
Because guess who looks like an unhelpful person, the rich friend, like a quota?
Guess who looks like she don't like kids, the rich friend?
Yeah.
Okay?
I know people who don't like kids.
Angie.
And she still donate.
I would still donate.
It's just five bucks, you guys.
This is a little coffee.
But right now it's five bucks and then what?
Then it's like, oh, now it's $1.
Oh, my God.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
You know what?
This is teaching me that never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.
Whatever.
No, but it's not even that.
But also that we also don't know the other friend situation because what if that bag was on the sail?
She's rich.
We know her situation.
Louis Bags are never on sale.
Literally never on sale like that.
Oh yeah.
What if the bag is fake?
Yeah.
What if it was a fake bag?
She's still saving for the house.
I don't know.
She said it's her rich friend that buys unnecessary crap.
But what's unnecessary crap to her?
Hello kitty dolls.
That's what I mean?
That's what I mean because like unnecessary crap to that friend might be and might have become unnecessary when she had the kid.
Yeah.
And now that it's unnecessary to you, that's, that sounds like this.
I don't know, but even the five to ten thing, like five to ten dollar thing is like, would you like to make a small donation of five to ten dollars?
And it's like, does anybody actually ever donate the minimum amount?
And if she would, if she did, like let's say she just gave five dollars.
So we should go to the high range.
No, I'm just saying like let's say she just gave five dollars and then still bought that Louis Vag.
Would she still be complaining?
Probably.
Because she didn't do the 10.
She only gave me five.
Yeah, she only gave me five.
You know what I'm saying?
You're right.
It's always going to be something.
It's a slippery slope.
Yeah.
All right.
Wow.
I don't know that we helped her.
And everyone else are going to say the same thing.
No, I have, um, I have.
I want to help her.
I'll donate $5.
Hold on.
Let's let's.
I'll donate $5.
All right, bro.
We're funding a kintzer from yesterday.
We're doing $5 to these cheery shoes.
I'm going to go broke here.
Yeah.
Let's just call this 7 o'clock GoFundMe.
Say this stuff and tell us what you need money for.
Okay, who's on the line?
We have Glenda from Santa Ana online one.
Glenda from Santa Ana.
The Good Witch, Glenda.
No, isn't that heading?
Yeah.
Glenda the Good Witch.
Right?
Yeah, come on, guys.
Duh.
Wizard of Oz.
Hello.
I'm sorry, Glenda.
They're so uncultured.
All right.
Talk to me.
What do you think of this whole situation?
I think it's dumb.
I think one, it's kind of blown out of proportion.
And too, like, if that's your home girl, like your best friend, you're going to give money regardless.
And you're still going to go buy your Louis bag.
Like, I spend $5 on coffee every morning.
Like if my homegirl asks me like, hey, $5 or $10, sure, here you go.
Even if I'm saving for a house, what's that $5 or $10 going to do for your little house?
Imagine.
Sorry, I can't buy my house.
I don't have the $5.
$5 short for my house.
It's crazy.
$5.
of this dumb payment.
That's a BS excuse.
That is.
And maybe that's what she's mad at.
Maybe that's what she's mad at.
The excuse was so dumb.
You know, you might as well just say no.
Nothing.
Yeah.
Yes, exactly.
Just say no.
Beef up front.
But no, she gave some lame excuse.
That's not even relevant.
Like, $5 to $10 not going to help you by your house.
So what's the difference?
In this economy?
That's so pleasant.
Someone with logic.
Yeah.
Hey, Linda, you got $5 or $10 that we can,
for my chucks?
Hell yeah.
Let's go!
Hey Glenda, do you have
$5 or $10 for my chiquet?
She's saving for house.
I don't know.
Let's go, Glendor!
Simp or Pimp.
All right.
We are calling Neo to the stage.
Neo?
For Simper Pimp.
Why would Neo do you?
Neo is walking around in these streets
with not one but two girlfriends.
Okay, this is not, there's not simp.
No, wait, this is straight, pamp.
Yeah.
How would that be simping?
Simping over two girls at once?
It's because you've done it, huh?
In the past.
Simping over two girls at once?
It gets expensive.
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay.
It gets exhausting.
But they're out together.
Yes, they're a throuples.
So there's a video where Neil is walking by,
and these fans notice him, and he has one girl on each side holding their hands.
Yes.
And not only that, they call his name and he does the classic Neo hat tip.
How does he have a hat tip if he's holding the girl's hands?
That's the one of the girl.
That's the one he loves less.
Oh.
Yeah.
He kept holding the other day.
I didn't think about that.
I didn't think about that.
Yeah, you got to keep it together.
It's crazy.
You just saw the crazy mystery.
Oh my gosh.
But you loved this video.
It was just like, it tricked me out because Neo has the simplest music of all time.
Oh, that's where we're going.
He's still simping, though.
But the real, you know, let's listen to him.
Oh, okay, okay.
Yeah, I would never think this guy, yeah.
Aw, this is so, this is a very sim song.
Good.
I can't even listen to music because I'm alone.
Because right now it says that we can't come to the phone.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Hold on, maybe he's been having multiple girlfriends at once because he said,
Right now we can't come to the phone.
Oh my gosh.
No, he's saying they were a couple and they said we can't come to the phone and now he's single so he doesn't want to change answering machine.
That's very simple.
That's one way of coming.
Keeping your freaking answer.
Back then when there was answering machine.
Guys.
Hey, we can't make it to the phone right now.
They recorded it together.
Yeah.
Hey, you've reached Neo and Courtney.
Oh my God.
If we can't come to the phone right now.
That's right.
Yeah.
I think it's simping.
He has two girlfriends at once.
No, he was a simp.
He was a sim.
But this is...
Undercover simp?
This is peak pimp behavior.
Yes.
To pretend you're a simp, like make all these songs.
You have a career of simping, and then you do something like this.
You're walking down the street with two baddies.
They're cute, right?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
They're holding BBLs.
Yes.
He's holding their hand.
They're holding BBLs.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah.
So we got to give them.
We got to give him a pimp award.
You guys think he's pimped?
Yes.
All right.
See, Maximo, this is what you're not going to do.
You're not going to use our simper pimps segment and just crown pimps.
This is all you're doing.
This has to be something where it could be one or the other.
This is clearly pimped.
I think it's simp though.
It's not.
How is it?
He's simping over two girls in public.
You got to keep that in private.
All right?
He's not simping.
He's pimping them.
No, he's simping.
He has two girlfriends at once.
That's crazy.
Is he doing this for inspiration?
He might be.
No, remember his baby mama said, hey, if you see him at the strip club, please give him a hug.
So they took his advice.
They were helping his mental health.
Those two girls took his advice.
Now he's simping over both of them because they both hug them at once.
No.
Okay.
You want to pip them.
Pimp them.
No, like, crown them with the pim.
No, like crown them with the pim.
That's not what this segment is about.
This is where we hit up simps, not pim.
I think he's simping.
You think he's simping.
Yes.
You're lying.
I swear.
You're faking it.
You have to get both your, if you have two girlfriends, you have to keep them separate and not know about each other.
But they're cool with this.
And you'd still be simping.
In private.
Nobody knows.
But isn't that more pimping because they're, the girls are okay with it.
You know, Angie, this is not for us to understand.
This is dude stuff.
Yes.
A guy, please chime in.
Okay.
Please tell us if this is simper pim because I don't understand how this is any way simper form.
Okay.
Undercover Simp.
That's the name.
A pimp or a simp?
I'm so confused right now.
I'm so confused and I just hate you.
All his music is super simpy.
Yes, I get it.
I get it.
And now he's out in public.
You just wanted to show love to him because he's a pimp and he has Simpy music and ha ha he got us.
But Vic over here is saying that it's Simp and I don't understand that.
Yeah.
You know, woman brains sometimes can't comprehend certain things.
Learn how to spoke full.
Turn off his mic
Who's talking
All right
Woman brain
But you want heads so bad
Oh
So bad
Shut up Desire
Call that for a reason
Go
Oh my God
Do it
Maximo
Say it
Power 106
Good morning
Sick guy
Brownback mornings
It's your power hour
815
I'm losing my mind over here
You are
Literally you left your mind
I haven't slept
I woke up every hour.
Every hour on the hour?
Like a power hour?
Children settle down.
There are people driving and they want to hear coherent radio, okay?
They want to understand the words that are coming out of our mouths, okay?
Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
This is great.
It's great.
I love that we talk in little quotes from movies.
Okay, 815, your power hour.
We have tickets for you.
Tickets on the way.
If you want to see, Lil Durk, we got you at 8.
15. Right now we need somebody to decide if Neo is pimper sim. I do not see this at all being a
simp. Neal's walking down the street with two baddies with apparent BBLs. And someone says hi to
Neil and he literally tips his hat. Like the, the Neo tip your hat just like all the videos.
Yes. That is incredible and that is pimped. I say super pimps. I don't understand. I think he's like.
If it was in private, it would be pimp.
Two girlfriends in private, the world don't got to know.
All right.
Do we have a tiebreaker or someone that can, like, think for us, Irene, please?
We have Fernando from Boyle Heights online too.
All right.
All right, too.
Yeah.
Man.
What's up, Fern.
What's up?
Hey, man, not much.
Just chilling right here.
I think it's Pimp.
It's Pimp.
Right?
Yeah, see.
Wait, which one?
I'm the most friend's big.
It's being a hater.
That's your big.
No, no.
No, look. Check this out. Check this out.
That's what it is. It's Pimp and it's a hater.
Like, he's being a hater.
Y'all are thinking small. Look, so is Neo.
Because, look, he has two girlfriends in public.
That's no room for any more to join the team.
All right?
If he was in private.
There's plenty room.
There's plenty room.
It's Neo.
There's more room in that hat.
He has two girlfriends publicly.
Let's be real.
Look, let's be real.
I honestly think that when something like that, when you have an opportunity,
like that you want the world to see that
oh come on the people behind closed doors
not just anybody
not just anybody can walk around with two different
females and be okay with that that's true
that's true females you know how those things
are two different
two ladies that have BBLs
like they're stacking right yes but could
it possibly be simple like you have to show it upro does that mean this is your
first time is your first time with the rodeo your first time
with two girls come on
yeah I mean I mean
but I mean like
How else is anybody else going to know that you're pimping?
Oh, gosh.
And it's not pimping unless everyone else knows.
I hear you, Fern.
I think he realized there isn't one in the million.
They're coming with the song plans.
I'm sorry, Fern.
I'm going to, you chose.
You chose that it's pimp and that Vick's a hater.
I agree with this, what is it called?
I don't know.
Let's be a judge.
Look, order in the court.
Vic is now turned into a hater and that is a pimp move, okay?
Okay, okay. All right, so you know, usually we go, pin, pin, pin. Can we just go, hater,
Hater, hater, hater, hater, hater, hater, hater, hater, hater, hater, hater.
Hiding on the Pimps, power one of six. Grab back mornings. We got don't you know I'm local after aides.
I wish it was me. No, he doesn't, Genesis. No, he doesn't wish it was him.
What's up? This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, S.
Don't you know I'm local?
Wow. Some breaking news to announce, and this is really sad.
But thankfully it actually turned out, at least right now that we know of, on a good note.
Bronny James, while he was practicing in USC yesterday, he suffered cardiac arrest is what we're hearing from reports.
And the family has came up to say, you know what, he's doing fine now.
But that is such a scary situation to go through.
That's the scariest thing you could go through.
That means like your heart stops.
Yeah, that means your heart stop.
Wow.
No way.
I feel so sad for him.
And you know what's crazy is like there's so much.
leading up to Brani, like he's going to USC, everyone's typed up about it.
The worst thing that you want to happen is something like this.
Health-wise, yeah.
And you see it, and it's going to scare you.
You have to operate with, like, the utmost precaution.
And I'm sure they're already, like, thinking that way.
Like, we got to make sure this is handled correctly.
Yeah, best doctors and everything.
Yeah, I think first things first is, like, glad he's good, you know, health-wise.
And, you know, I'm sure he's getting the best medical attention, you know, out there.
And then it's also like the thing of, you know, unfortunately what trickles down is like now the basketball stuff.
Like he might be sidelined for a significant amount of time and that might affect like his draft status because people might just look at him and be like, oh, you know, there's a medical red flag issue.
Yeah.
Man.
Yes.
A spokesperson for the family said yesterday while practicing Brony James suffered a cardiac arrest.
Medical staff was able to treat Brani and take him to the hospital.
He is now in stable condition and no longer in ICU.
we ask for respect and privacy for the James family and we will update media when there is more
information wow man wow well I'm glad he's okay but that's a super scary situation especially like
just I'm looking at it like as a father's point of view you know and it's like hearing that oh like
you get a call like that you know from practice of like hey brawn you know brawny there's something
wrong with him you know cardiac arrest and immediately you know you just
want to fly down the freeway and make sure you know everything's okay with them you know I've I've
heard of stories where kids are practicing they're playing football out in the sun and something goes
wrong and they can pass away from that from over-exerting themselves so crazy um but I just hope that it like
just even brings to life like these are kids still yeah yeah these are kids still and they're and
they're operating on an insane level because they can ball like the best of them right but they're
still growing bodies and they still should be like looked after as such not saying that parents aren't
but just period like as a whole the way we look at children now is like who's the next prospect
or like you know yesterday we were talking about farms for like to go into like major sports right
so it's just what we're putting a child's body through in order to bring the best out of them we just got
just be mindful of that 100% man yeah well well again glad he's okay and we'll definitely keep you
updated on more. Have you ever went out on a weekday? Why? Why did you do that? Oh my God. We have so much food
in front of us right now. We look crazy right now. I just need everybody to know that's listening.
Everyone in this room except me because I'm responsible. I have my coffee and have my water. Okay.
You're going to cave in eventually. You're going to come to the dark side. They're just like carbine up.
Because they're trying to seep all that's in their stomach.
Yes.
I love it.
Shout out to us.
Okay, look, yesterday we turned up.
It's no lie.
We turned up.
We went on these streets of Boy Heights.
We turned up yesterday.
And we had to come to work the next morning.
Oh, yeah.
We did.
We're operating.
We may be malfunctioning a little bit.
Definitely, Maximo.
Yeah.
It's right.
No past no.
Maximo said 8-10.
And he's like, so what are we doing?
Yeah.
Okay, producer.
But I want to talk about it
Have you ever gone out
Like on a weekday?
And how much did you hate your life the next day?
Legit.
Because we're recapping too
And some stuff went down last night.
I'm gonna tell you just the tip of the iceberg.
Irene had to repierce my nose last night.
Oh, that was an idiot.
Isn't that crazy?
Yes.
So we were, I don't know.
I think it was after you threw your cake.
So Angie's birthday is tomorrow
And we did like a little celebration
Where we sang Ashley
Angie happy birthday
I'm telling you we're all malfunctioning
We told Angie happy birthday
And then we did the whole thing like
Bite the cake, bite the cake
And don't worry this was not a two tier cake
Or else I wouldn't have done it
Because those are the ones that have the little sticks
Like on your eye if you freaking do it wrong
So I did it and then Angie was terned
So she grabbed the cake
And she starts throwing it at everybody
Everyone.
So while she's throwing it to everybody, like I get some on my face,
so I'm like wiping the cake off my face.
But when I'm doing that, I pop out my nose ring.
And it's a new one.
I got it here.
And then I'm like, Irene, Irene.
You just see me with it, like popping on my nose.
She just comes up to me and she's like, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God,
and I'm like, oh my God, like what happened?
I'm thinking like she saw somebody in the crowd or say something or something.
And she's like, look at my nose
And it's sticking out of her nose
The hole is like
Because it's supposed to be like one like slick piercing
It's like wider
It's sticking out
There's blood everywhere and she's like you need to pull it out
And I'm like
Oh
I said I am
Irene
Fix it
I mean
Why does Irene have so much responsibility
Over all our lives
If anything goes wrong
I read
Fix it Irene
I need
I need a roll
Because she will
I re-pierced her nose
No listen
So Irene takes it out
And I remember looking at it
And I read
And there's a boogie attack
Oh
Oh no
Hold on wait
Let me think
Go ahead
Go ahead
It was gross
So then in my brain
I'm thinking like
Damn my nose piercing
is going to close
I really like that nose piercing
I'm turned right now
Maybe I won't feel it
And I said
Irene
Pierce it
Irene put it back in Irene
Because I know initially the plan, Irene was just popped it out.
And it took her a while to do that.
I saw Irene talk to her spirit like, oh my God, okay.
I didn't sign up for this.
I saw you talk to yourself like, damn, she's really going to make me pop it back in.
And I hate blood.
So you're so lucky that I was composed because I would have fainted.
Why are you laughing?
Because you hate blood and she hates blood.
And we're in the back.
You guys are having your little cake party.
and oh that's what that was when that was happening when you were turned away from the crowd yes oh
it was Irene piercing my nose I thought you were taking selfie
no I thought you were just like into my chest so you
you pierced her nose live on stage yes that's wild he stood in front of them so no one
could really see what's going on yeah people were thinking crazy things people were thinking
it was barico time people were thinking legit I would not look like this is on this
Priko.
Shout to Jiprico.
No, I'm saying we're talking about
rapping when we rap Gprico lyrics
to each other.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what that is.
That's what that is.
What are you talking about?
What are you thinking about?
Anyway, she goes in a little bit,
and I could tell that she's hesitant
because she can't feel it going through nicely.
And I knew it was closed.
Because you know when you barely get piercings,
it closes really fast.
Wow.
So I'm like, Irene, don't stop.
Just do it, Irene.
Just freaking do it.
I want to hear the pop.
Like I literally was coaching her.
And I was bracing myself, right?
We're having this moment.
I knew you were like, no, Lettie, it's not going on.
Well, I didn't want to do it because I could tell like it was going to hurt you to go through.
And then I was like, I think I should clean this first because it was full of Mokos blood.
And I'm looking at it in my hand and I was like, Lettie, I should clean it.
And she was like, no, F it.
Just do it.
And I'm like, oh my God.
So, yeah.
I'll deal with the gangrene later.
I had to do it.
And yeah.
So I shoved in her.
And then I had to like pull up my shirt a little bit and I had to like clean her nose.
Like so I have like letty blood on my tissue.
Wow.
No way.
Yeah.
I know a buyer.
A clone of you.
On the fat lecher shirt?
On the fat lecher shirt.
Yeah.
This all went down probably like within five minutes, all right?
And that's just the beginning of it.
I don't even want to tell you what Angie got into that ended up her playing dead.
I know.
You still have a man?
Are you?
I don't know.
She looks so sad.
I was so sad I'm like, I think I'm single.
You ever have that night where the next day you're like, damn, I just ruined every relationship.
My family, my friends, and my group.
I just looked at Angie in her eye and her eyebrows started twitching.
She's going.
She's malfunctioning.
So we give her a pedic stat.
Okay, you got into it with your man and we're going to talk about it, okay, Angie?
We just got to let it out.
We just got to let it out.
The phone lines are lit right now.
Because y'all like to party too.
How my name is Latina, I like to party during the week.
Hi, my name is Vick, and I love to party during the week.
Angie?
My name's Angie, and I like to...
Buh?
All right, Angie, we weren't even getting there, but let's get there, okay?
We all like to party.
The phone lines are lit, so you guys have party stories,
but you have to hear Angie's first.
Oh, my gosh.
She has the saddest little face.
She's going through so many emotions.
We're at six guys right now.
It's a roller coaster with Angie.
It's a roller coaster of emotions.
I came in and you guys saw me.
I'm like, I think I'm single.
Why do you think you're single, Angie?
I just woke up and I'm like, why is my hair curly?
Like, what happened to my hair?
What do you mean?
It was straight last night.
Oh, you straightened it?
And then I woke up and my hair's naturally curly and I'm like, why is my hair curly?
I think that's the least of your words.
Yeah. And then apparently I was with Priya's spot me last night.
And then apparently I got so.
drunk last night. And he had to
call me down. He had to change me. He had to shower me.
He changed you. Like a baby? Showered you? He showered me.
He told me that I, bleh, all over him.
Wait, which one? Which one of the, because one can be good?
One can be bad. No, no, no, the bad one.
Okay, okay, okay. You act all over him. Yeah, he's like, you know what? You have a
thing about just laying down and just going, bleh on everything. I'm like, what
happened? And he's like, yeah, you, he's like, you, blah.
All over me.
And she doesn't know.
A nice way to say throw up, so she's just going to say.
I'm just going to keep, okay.
But no.
It's worse.
I know.
I think it's worse.
But you kept,
Narno.
Yeah, he's like, I had to throw away my wallet because you did on his wallet.
On his wallet?
He should keep it.
I'm going to buy your wallet.
I'm sorry.
Wait, what kind of wallet was it?
It was an old one that I always gave him, like, I tell him.
Yeah, why do you even have that?
So was it an intentional?
I know.
Probably.
Yeah.
Subconsciously,
I probably did it on purpose.
Okay.
Yeah.
But he was telling me that I was just crying.
It was a point where I was just playing dead.
What is that mean?
What is that mean?
What do you mean you're playing dead?
He's like, yeah, he told me to carry you, and you were just laying down and you were like, you just played dead.
Like, you played dead.
I'm like, I wanted you to carry me again.
And you said, I'm dead now.
I'm dead.
I'm dead inside for your spot feet.
I heard that you even.
You even admitted to something you didn't do.
Oh, yeah.
What happened?
Angie, you got to let it out.
You can't hear what you don't reveal.
I told him, I'm like, I'm so sorry.
I cheated on you.
I cheated on you.
You told him you cheated on him.
What?
And I know I did it.
I'm like, he's like, I know you didn't because your clothes was still on.
I'm like, I had a faha fool.
Yeah, I'm not going to cheat on you with a faha.
But you just, you just, where did that come from?
Just to trigger him.
Oh, I know, you guys.
I'm horrible.
I love it.
Are you?
I'm a little toxica.
Like, I like to trigger people when I'm drunk, apparently.
Wow.
I'm so sorry.
She was Bobby.
So why didn't he go to our event, first of all?
You didn't let him?
I didn't, yeah, I guess so.
You know what?
Because I know how we get.
And I'm like, I know last time you guys brought up Vicksby, mom.
I'm like, I don't want to like bring him up on stage and then like clown him or something like that.
That's just he deserves it, Angie.
I know.
But that's just me.
You protect him only to be the one that hurts him.
Like,
you protect him from us,
but you told him,
you cheated on him,
you threw up on him,
you made him,
like literally.
You made him throw away his wallet.
Wow.
I'm going to buy him a wallet.
I have to call him.
So you think,
you had to call him?
Yes.
How do you have his number?
From her phone.
Oh,
I don't know.
What happened?
Because Angie was like,
I don't remember.
I was like,
give me your car keys.
And they always said,
I'll drop her off.
So now I was like,
dial Marcus.
And I was like,
I called him.
And I was like, hey, what's up, bro?
Hey, what's up, bro?
It's Maximil.
Yes, literally.
It was like a business call.
Hey, it's Maximo.
He just heads up and she's a little drunk.
Jose's going to drop her off.
I'm giving you a heads up.
Just be ready.
Oh my gosh.
And you show up and you're like, I hate you.
I cheated on you.
Yeah.
He told me, he's like, at first you were cooperating, getting to the room.
Co-operating.
He's like, you were cooperating.
But after that, he's like, you just, you were gone.
You were playing dead.
You told me you cheated.
I'm like, I'm so sorry.
Sorry, I don't know why I did that.
And then he showered you and he changed you.
He changed me.
All that stuff, you guys.
Wow.
Ah, you.
I am a P-O-S.
I know.
Yeah.
I know.
I know.
That's the love of your life, Angie.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He changed you and he showered you.
And he's like you were crying for like a whole hour.
Wow.
Why do you think you're single?
Because you would break up with someone that did.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
For sure.
No brain.
Yeah.
What did he say about?
Oh, and then he texted me.
He's like, I'm your, you're my problem.
Oh my God
Sim!
Sim!
Super Sim!
That's beautiful!
We found our nominee!
Hell whatever, you guys.
I do appreciate that he took care of me like that.
He did take care of you and he said,
you know what, you are a problem, but you're my problem.
Exactly.
Wow.
So corny.
I don't care.
I'll take that cornyness.
I'll take it off.
That's great.
That's great.
I don't know what you do.
Okay
Do you want to tell him sorry?
I do
Marcus, I'm so sorry
and I did not do that
I just like to trigger you apparently
Oh, you didn't cheat on him?
I did not
Oh
So should we
Should we play it?
What?
The footage?
I'm kidding, I'm kidding
Oh
His heart drop
I like to play with his emotions
All right, only I can play
with his emotions
Wow
Angie. Okay. Okay.
Angie.
I did not cheat on you, Marcus. I promise you. I'm sorry. I was strong.
Okay.
Sounds like words of a cheater.
Hold on. When you become the sombrasa.
Yeah, I love it. I love it.
But you're not alone. There are other people that have gone through some really bad things when they turn up on a weekday.
Irene, who's on the line?
We have Michelle from Southgate on line four.
Michelle from Southgate. Good morning, mamacita.
Good morning, guys. How are you guys?
I don't know how we are, to be honest, Michelle.
Don't ask those questions, please.
I just know that we are.
You're prying.
We're a morning right now.
Michelle, did you hear Angie's story?
I did.
You know what?
She has a good sport.
At least he showered her.
I know.
I'm like, dude, that's your husband.
Like, marry him now.
Married, yes, like yesterday.
You should have married him.
You should have married him.
She might have.
She might have.
She might have.
She should have been married him.
She don't remember.
What happened to you, though?
Okay, guys.
So about 10 years ago,
I went out
a weekday and it was a Wednesday, San Patrick's Day.
And back in my early 20s, I was a wild one.
Let me tell you.
I would go out every single day.
But I was responsible.
I would go to work the next day.
So to me, it was like as long as I'm going to work.
Yep, I'm good.
I'm waiting up on time.
You know, even if I didn't sleep, I'm at work.
I'm pulling up.
So long street short, I went out with a couple of friends and we went out to Hollywood and
then we ended up at Saddle Ranch.
Oh, I like Saddle Ranch.
Yeah, Star Ranch was.
was vibe.
Did you get on the saddle?
I did.
It was crazy.
But see, I got so lit
with all the drink beer
and the incredible Hulk drink,
the other than refugees, remember those.
Oh.
Damn it time.
Sequel!
Yeah.
Jesus.
I was on a stickling, you guys.
And I don't remember getting home,
but the next morning I woke up naked
in my couch.
And you guys, my nieces and nephews
were there.
Oh my God!
Mom, what is Tia doing on the couch?
Tia's tattas are out.
It was so embarrassing.
My mom didn't talk to me for like two weeks.
Oh, my God.
She had every word in the dictionary for you.
And now your niece and nephew have therapy.
Yes, they do.
Oh, my God.
It's you.
I saw Tia, hoo-ha.
Oh, my God.
See? Angie could be worse.
Irene, who else can help us when they could be worse?
We have Sarah on line one.
Sarah, baby girl. Sarah, good morning.
What city are you from?
Good morning. I'm from Marina.
All right. From where?
Marina.
Marina.
Like Marina's all right?
There you go.
Sorry, I didn't know we call it Marina.
But it's okay. I'm not from there.
I'm not from there.
All right. Talk to us. Talk to us about that one time you went out on a weeknight.
All right. So I was, I'm usually responsible one.
This was my first time ever getting black.
out. So I'm the one that took the girls out in my car and it was my responsibility to take them back.
Right. We went, we were in Detroit at the MGM Casino and we went to meet up with some other friends or whatever. We were having a good time drinking. And then I disappeared.
I blacked out, nowhere to be found. I went to the bathroom supposedly where'd you go.
So they were FaceTiming me and someone answered the FaceTime.
and was like, you should come get this girl.
She's laying down in the middle of the MGM parking lot
trying to get run over.
What?
Oh, my God.
You were playing dead too?
What?
Yes.
Okay, it's funny that someone took your phone.
Like, as you're laying down, like, oh, my God,
let me get this drunk girl's phone.
Answered it.
He said, you're not my problem.
He's like, not my problem.
I'm just walking away.
You're somebody's problem, but not mine.
What?
Yeah.
So then I end, so the people that I was,
was with ended up getting us a hotel for the girls and like everyone was waiting for me they
still waited to me till the next day to drop them off because we were so far from where we live right
and i just woke up in the hotel room like what was going on like how do we get to a hotel room like
what is this and all the girls were there with me and they were all just me mugging me like
we're just to be home and i'll get in trouble oh that's the worst because you're already trying to
like figure out they were telling me and i'm like oh my god this is so
embarrassing. Yeah, you're already trying to figure out, like, what happened to you, and then the people in the room are, like, not being helpful, they're judging you for it. Like, Angie, imagine we judge you for everything you did last night. I know. I know. At least we're, like, laughing and, like, you look so beautiful right now. I don't know. You look so beautiful right now. I don't know. I feel amazing, sweetie. I don't know, but I feel bad for doing that to him. At what part did you feel bad where he changed you while it was that time of the month?
Well, he showered you or the wallet, the wallet yak or the play dead or I cheated on you.
The morning and when he was telling me everything.
Oh, wow.
And he's like, come up.
Big, imagine you said, hey, I cheated on you, drunk.
And then the next morning you're like, I'm just playing with you.
Yeah.
I just said it to trigger you.
I just said it to make you mad.
No, they wouldn't buy it.
Me neither.
Me neither.
That's why I'm.
Yeah.
He really loves you.
Hey, Marcus, might as well call up and propose, fool.
I'm sorry.
Make her your problem forever.
Yes.
Will you be my problem?
We are talking drunk stories, but not regular.
Look, Angie, can't even keep her eyes open.
It's that turn up.
When you turn up on a weekday, you know better.
You prep.
You probably drag your peevely.
You're like, you know, I'm going to do my work for the next day.
I'm going to start it early.
You know, I'm planning it out already.
But you still know because you cannot, like you just can't escape the peda.
You can't escape, you.
You can't escape, you.
You know it's coming.
You made a plan.
You made a date.
It was a week day.
You know that's irresponsible.
But you still show up what happened.
For Angie, she almost lost her whole man.
But he's such a sim.
He's going to stay with her through everything.
In a great way.
In a great way.
Unconditional love.
That's unconditional love.
Irene, who do we have on the line?
We have Isaac from Oceanside on line three.
Isaac.
Oceanside.
Mm-hmm.
Hello?
Myxmore just wants to talk.
Hey, Isaac.
Hello, hello.
Isaac, what's up?
Who?
Talk to us.
Shout out, brown bag.
Shout out, Isaac.
All right, Isaac, you are from Oceanside.
You're calling in.
Talk to us about that time you turned up during a weekday, and then what happened the next day?
So there's a black now.
Are you calling from the ocean or Oceanside?
Oceanside.
San Diego.
Okay, you're breaking up, fool?
Well, there's this one time.
Went out during the week.
I left my homies because I got blacked out.
Long story short.
I ended up in an astrobin waking up and there was a whole.
He ended up on an asteroid?
In an astrobin?
Astrobin.
No.
Just watching from outside the door.
Dang.
Arii, can you please speak?
Just sleeping in their car.
Okay.
Oh, you woke up in someone else's car.
And someone else's Astro-Man.
What?
How'd you even get in that?
Yeah.
I don't even know.
Somehow I ended up in the van.
And when I woke up, there was a whole family just staring at me.
They're probably getting ready to go to school.
Mommy, there's a man inside of the car.
That's sad.
You were fully closed.
It was during the school week, too.
I knew it.
Were you fully closed?
Were you good?
Are you not registered?
Oh, we'll talk about it.
We'll talk about it.
We'll talk about it.
I want to say.
What?
