Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Ep.107 (11/27/23)
Episode Date: November 27, 2023The Brown Bag Mornings Crew has brought Tyrese back on the chopping block simp or pimp for asking for his last name back. The Crew shares their thanksgiving L’s and W’s.See omnystudio.com/listener... for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
Hello, Los Angeles.
We've been on break, not going to lie.
And we miss you.
I know.
It's Cyber Monday, bro, and this is what irks me is like, let's take it.
Like, we're up right now.
Everybody, get out.
No, I'm just kidding.
Everybody, get a deal online.
I don't know what the difference between Cyber Monday, Black Friday, all the crazy stuff is.
There's 30, 40% off, all that.
There's the leftover stuff.
Yeah.
feel like Black Friday is online now.
Yeah.
Because look, I went to the mall for Black Friday for vibes.
But it still was like, yeah, but it still was like, dude, you could just get this online.
Like literally, I'm seeing all the ads to shop online for Cyber Monday or for Black Friday.
Yeah.
And I'm not about to go crazy over 30% off.
Give me the 70, the 80% off.
Now we're talking.
Okay, Mr.
Which guy.
Unless we go to the sales section.
I'll take the 30% off too.
It's not enough.
Because if it's something you've been waiting for, no, no, no, something you've been waiting for like, oh, this is the best.
Like, for example, this is why I like it.
I love Sephora, right?
And I'm always going to shop a Sephora.
But sometimes I know, like, dude, my favorite things that are more expensive are on a sale.
At this time, I'm going to get it, right?
I'm going to shop there anyway.
Might as well get a deal on the thing that I'm already going to shop for.
I feel like you're looking for like that you probably don't shop for every day.
That you're like, oh, this is the big thing.
How many TVs can we get, though, bro?
Come on.
Like, that's a lot of TVs.
You want to find out.
I'm going to find out.
I'll let you know.
You've got to go to the sale section.
That way adds a 30 extra 30%.
That's 50.
Now we're talking.
That's not even telling you.
Don't you know I'm local.
Don't you know a local.
It's about the freaking sunset.
You know how like the days are getting shorter.
The suns setting like at 4 p.m. right?
Yeah.
Our shortest day of the year, by the way, is coming up in December, December 22nd.
That's going to be the shortest day of the year.
That's like we're going to wake up and it's night.
It's true.
But apparently our sunsets are going to get later starting December 8th.
So if you've been feeling like, wow, the sunset is like suit.
Like, I go outside at 5 p.m. and it's night time.
It's throwing me off.
Yeah, it's throwing me off, too.
Yesterday, Jorgeito was asking me, like, why does the time go so fast?
Why is it night?
I just woke up.
And I was like, miho, you'll learn about this fallback spring forward or whatever soon enough.
Yesterday I took a nap and I woke up at 5.30.
And I looked around and I was like, what time is it?
I thought it was like 11.
Yeah.
I was really confused.
You know when you wake up confused?
Yeah.
Oh, I hate that feeling.
Am I supposed to go to work right now?
It's difficult.
What is it?
For sure, that's happened to me.
And I think it's also because of the holiday.
True.
Because we've legit had a lot of days off.
The boys had nine days off from school.
Wow.
Yeah, same.
No, you don't need that.
I hope Lil Vic can write his name when he goes back.
Have you ever went back to school?
I think that happens in the winter break where the date changes.
So for like the rest of the year till the end of the June, you're like scribbling the wrong year.
Yes.
Like after New Year?
It's not going to be 23 at the right 24.
We're going to scribble it out every time.
I would fail if that was part of the finals.
Greg, you did a lot this holiday weekend.
How's your heart?
Pretty good.
I think I'm still on vacation.
I don't know.
Where am I right now?
What?
Yeah, I can't even tell.
I'm so confused of where I'm at.
I love it so much.
I want to sleep at like 6 a.m. the other day for the past two days.
Is that good or bad?
It could be both.
Yeah, I don't know.
6 p.m.
A.m.
You fell asleep at 6 a.m?
Yeah, woke up at like 7, did it all over again.
No, bro. He's like, nocturnal.
I took this.
Good job.
He's going through a break of him.
The homie nocturnal.
Yeah, his circadian rhythm is off.
I don't even know what circadian rhythm is.
I don't even know what that is.
That's true.
Sounds about accurate.
You need to check that.
Simp or Pimp.
B-I-M-M-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-Z-S-Z-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-M-F-F-M-F-M.
Same.
I would love friend and brown bag Hall of Famer.
Oh my God.
Okay, one, he's not our friend.
Two, please don't jump us because he'll pull up.
True.
I would imagine he'll be my friend.
You would imagine that Tyrese is your friend.
In my head.
After we let Angie call him cry Reese all the time.
The views of Angie do not reflect the views of Rose Friendswick.
That's what everyone's calling in Carreed.
Nobody called that.
And you called him.
It makes no sense.
But friends.
clown each other, right?
True that.
Hey, Tyrese, you're being a yoron, okay?
See?
Well, over the weekend, the holiday weekend,
he did a little thing where, you know,
he kind of did some,
he went on the podcast,
talked about his relationship.
Yeah.
And his ex Samantha Lee responded.
She put a video up and honestly,
it's like, it's just jibber,
a lot of back and forth.
Yeah, yeah.
The funniest part, though,
was the following day,
Tyrese posted on his Instagram,
and this was his caption.
She wants to be famous.
She wants to clout.
She had a whole baby
and fake the whole marriage
to get the bag.
Three law firms later,
just hear me out, guys, please.
Zaliyah and I are over here
decorating this tree
trying to take advantage
of these Cyber Monday sales.
His new girl?
Yes.
Oh, God.
So he's trying to do some cyber shopping,
you know?
Because he's giving her 20 grand a month.
Yes.
Then he says,
she hates my guts,
and yet her driver's license
still says Gibson.
Can you please run me my last name back?
Oh, my God.
He wants his last name back.
She still has his last name.
Of course.
And for the record, he had went on with Joe Buttering.
He was talking about how he never spent $20,000 during their marriage in a month.
Like, I never spent that much money in a month yet.
That's how much money I have to give her.
And then she went on and had a whole rant too.
I kind of saw it too.
Like, you got to treat people differently once you know who they are.
She was quoting DMX.
She was like, DMX said,
You got to, you can't, wait, not trusting people is too hard.
You got to trust them to be themselves.
Trust a snake to be a snake.
I'm like, whoa, which prayer did DMX say that?
Hold on.
Don't call DMX.
Yeah, it's crazy.
It's crazy.
And so then Tyrese is saying that, like, hey, give me my back.
Give a last name back.
At least you can do.
The least you can do.
I'm out here trying to, like, scrape for a Cyber Monday deal.
It's very smart.
Shout to Tyrese for that.
The fact that he mentioned trying to get Cyber Monday deals just makes it so much.
better. It's like, bro, he's so relatable.
Out of all things to say. Right.
He's at that Cyber Monday on there.
Who's up for Simper Pimp, is it
him or is it her? I believe it's
her. It's her? For still having
the last name? For still having the last name. All right.
So this time we're on, we're on my boy's side.
My boy Tyree. Let me just speak.
And I hate being like the devil's advocate,
a.k.a woman's advocate.
Okay.
But it's so hard to change your name, and we have to
go through so much. My names are still
not changed to Paniche. It is just,
so much and also be my divorce.
I'm just kidding.
Listen, that is the most confusing thing, Lettie.
No, no, no.
I know.
I know.
People ask me for like your full name for like guest list and stuff and I'm always like,
okay.
I'm nervous again.
No, but then you also put Letti instead of Letitia.
That's true.
Use my little like short name.
Yeah, that's true.
To letty's point.
So my mom was married like eight years ago with this guy.
And whenever I give her name like, oh, what's her name?
And I say it.
And then sometimes when I go somewhere with her,
They'll be like, they'll ask her name, and she'll say her old last name.
And she's like, oh, yeah, still that.
And I'm like, how did you not get rid of it?
She's like, it's a long process.
It's a huge, it's a very long process.
Yeah, she's divorced and everything.
To the mail.
And then you have to go to everyone's favorite place, the DMV.
You have to go to the Social Security to change your freaking.
Everything has to be changed.
Like I feel, and then you have to go to your bank to change your credit cards.
Like, it's a lot.
If you have an ID, change your driver's license, all of that, mailing everything.
So you would rather just keep your last name the same,
So I have a little bit weird.
I have a little bit weird.
Like literally, I'm like in and out.
Like, some of my credit cards have his last name.
Some of my credit cards are still my name.
That's how my mom is.
So this is like getting your identity stolen.
Lo-key.
Because you got to go set everything else.
Damn near, yeah.
But this is a problem guys don't have to go through.
You guys don't change your last names.
It's literally like it takes a lot of like form filling out and then you've got to pay for everyone that you change your name to.
Whatever.
It's doable.
It's definitely doable.
You have to find the time to do it.
So now imagine.
having to do that all over again
going to the social security
going to the mail
to the DMV to your bank
to your different credit like all of that has to happen
I promise you I just realize that men
are the ones who made it this hard to change your last name
you guys it's so difficult
Legi and then men are just like all right
did you change your last name yet
I'm about to change your last name girl
I walk you down the aisle no I have to change my last name
it's very frustrating but I just
just for her perspective
perspective.
Yeah.
So she just has to wait for her next marriage.
Yeah,
to change it again.
You never know.
Oh, true.
More paperwork.
Yeah,
let her thug it out.
Thug it out.
But she can just keep hyphening them,
you know?
Just all the way to the end.
Keep giving them?
Dash.
Oh, my God.
So when you get married,
there's like an option for you guys to even create a new last name.
Oh,
that's pretty cool.
Some people will do the hyphenate.
Some people create like a whole last name.
Like our former mayor?
Antonio Villarragoza.
Okay, so that's hyphenated.
Right?
Yeah.
No, no, it's just like all the way through.
Fiargoza?
Mm-hmm.
His last name was Via, and then he took his wife's last name.
That's so tight.
Because this is why I like that.
This is why I like that.
Why?
Because now both of y'all got to go into the process.
Now you know how it feels to change your last name.
Because it's very, it's very like, oh my gosh.
And he can't change his last name anymore because he became mayor and known as Villarragoza.
Yeah.
Just ruined my boy his last name back.
But he cheated?
Yeah, he cheated on the weather lady.
You guys don't remember that?
No.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ladies. That's how Bezos got his girl away.
I don't know if she was a weather lady.
I know she was a former.
Have you been watching the weather lately?
I have.
I know you have,
obviously.
All of a sudden I know what it's going to rain,
what's going to be hot.
Greg is sending them DMs like,
change my last name, girl.
You watch Telemundo.
You don't understand anything they're saying.
Exactly.
I don't understand you.
Because I know you're not watching Mark Krisky or Dallas Rain's dog.
I know it's going to be hot though.
I can't get a little bit.
It's hot in your pants, gross.
All right.
It's hot and humid.
All right.
Tyrese.
I just have one question,
though, now that I gave you guys perspective,
I understand.
Get your last name back.
Because still, like, it's a lot.
It's a big process,
but he's moved on.
You've both moved on.
You're making him pay $20,000.
Use that.
Time is money, all that stuff.
Is he married with the new girl?
No.
No.
No.
They're just dating.
They've been dating for a while.
I would be so upset as a new girl.
Because every time he posts,
it's by his ex.
Yeah.
Low key.
Even if it's fine.
It's like, dude, just leave her beat.
Yeah.
Just like stop even thinking about her.
Every podcast he goes, talks about her.
Talks about her.
Yeah.
And got the song, her.
Oh yeah.
In the podcast, he said that he gave his soul to that relationship.
Oh, my.
Meanwhile, has a girl.
Yeah.
The whole time.
But remember, this is the same girl that she's admitted
that she was attracted to Paul Walker.
Yeah.
So it's like, okay, it kind of goes in hand.
It doesn't.
It doesn't.
It's not one of your home is cute.
That I can be.
Never get wood versus like all that drama.
I guess, I guess.
Yeah.
Well, has, has Tyrese written a song for his new girl?
I hope he does.
Yeah.
You got to balance it out because it's a lot.
It's pretty heavy on the X right now.
Yeah, it's very heavy.
You got to back.
Exactly.
The balance is everything.
Okay, well, I don't know.
Are we simping her?
Her or him.
You pick Maximum.
Yeah.
You pick who we sim.
They just sim both of them out.
Let's just sims them out.
Simps.
Simps.
Simps.
Sim!
Sim!
Sim!
Scrolling with the homies.
Greg, I know you're doing a lot of scrolling, brother.
I'm doing more than scrolling.
I know.
Playing with your scroll, nothing.
Oh, oh.
Latif, what?
I'm here for you.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
All right.
You're the one that's here for me, Latvia.
Thanks.
Greg sent me a photo that his mom took of him.
Oh, yeah.
And he's wearing the I love letty shirt on Thanksgiving.
Yeah.
Did you see my shoes?
I got roasted for those.
Yeah.
They were just, they were like YG shoes.
Like, you know how he wears dress shoes?
Oh, like hard bottom?
Yeah.
It's just like their platform, so he wanted height to him, I guess.
I'm trying to be fashion killer like.
Fashion killer like.
Like, look what you're doing to my little baby.
That's my dog right there.
Come on.
Let him know that fashion killer.
You both are wearing glittery hats.
You guys look like the Pokemon.
What's the color?
What's the, the Pokemon cards that are like flashy?
Oh, holographic?
You guys will have holographic hats on?
That's right.
Greg's is from the Padres.
Yours is from the.
Arizona.
Yeah.
Diamondback.
Hat store like
Shout to the Dodger friends right now
that would never wear another team
shout out of
It's because they flip the A and it looks like a V
and I like it
Oh that's cool
All right that's good
I appreciate that
Yeah
All right you were scrolling
I was scrolling
And we actually might have found
somebody that has dated
An alien
Yes
This girl goes on a podcast
Very famous podcast
Yeah
And she's telling everybody
That she dated an alien
Because this guy
What was it?
Yeah
Shout out to
Me too, by the way.
They have this podcast with Jessica Flores and two,
we know Jessica,
shout out Jessica.
But it's called,
No, no.
Girl, let me tell you.
Oh, okay.
Vic,
what is that?
Big, shut up during the cell site.
I literally been shutting up.
Girl, you can't talk to me, okay?
How about you?
They had a thing.
It's okay.
Oh, okay, okay, anyway, anyway.
Elaborate.
Elaborate.
Is this alien Vick?
Yeah.
No, because it's a thing.
No.
No, because they said he was a good person.
Ah, okay.
Shout out to this podcast.
Shout out to Mithu.
Shout out to Jessica Flores and her homegirls.
Girl, let me tell you.
Yes.
One of her home girls has slept with an alien?
Apparently slept with an alien.
This dude is next to.
Oh, slept next to an alien.
Yeah.
Apparently.
Okay.
This guy didn't exist.
He was a little weirdo.
But I'm going to let them tell you with this.
Okay.
Perfect.
I think I dated an alien.
That's exactly what I dated.
I think I dated an alien.
That's exactly what I dated.
For a whole year, two years, an alien.
He was six, seven.
I had no idea what this being was, but he showed him in my life.
You guys, I don't believe you.
Show us a picture.
No pictures.
He didn't take pictures.
He doesn't exist anymore.
It's like, in and out.
Why did you stay?
Because I was so intrigued and he taught me so much about so many things.
Like what?
Like what?
He was a shape.
About, no, he was an alien.
He was a paladin.
A paladin.
You guys, I'm not joking.
I can't make this up.
How long did you date him for?
For two years.
Two years, you...
At some point in the relationship, he was out to ask for ID.
Did you ever look at his ID?
My body's shaking because I feel like I'm not supposed to be talking, like the Galactic Federation.
He's like, what are you doing?
Galactic.
Your whole family thought like there was like a sketchy...
They knew, not sketchy.
Aliens aren't sketchy.
They're probably better than us.
He was incredible.
He was an amazing human being.
Oh my God.
We're the worst.
Oh my...
Galactic...
Wow.
Galactic Federation.
Yes. Baby girl.
What's her name?
Ivana Rojas.
They were fast with that.
They were really fast with that.
Let me talk, you guys, please.
Let me talk so that it's not, it's politically correct.
You can talk to Maximum.
Thank you.
But just don't say what you DM here.
What's your name again?
What?
Ivana?
Oh, Ivana Rojas.
Ivana Rojas.
Okay.
Yeah, hey, big, you can't talk.
I'm trying not to.
Yeah, okay.
Beautiful girl.
Beautiful girl.
And she's actually in this full.
The show this fool.
Big, stop talking.
She's off limits.
I know.
Okay.
So she, well, yeah, she's like outer limits, looking.
She says that she dated a dude that was 6, 7,
and that they were together for two years.
Family knew about it.
He didn't want to take photos.
She even mentions in the conversation, like,
when they would go to sleep,
he would sleep, like, on his back just straight
with headphones in his ears,
playing some type of tone.
like some type maybe white noise maybe some type of frequency music and that I think she says that he spoke to her through her mind yeah yeah
it was telepathically right family knew about it everything but he I guess she said he doesn't exist anymore
disappeared he disappeared yeah probably she's talking about a basketball player and he got traded
or he ghosted her or he ghost he aliened her he aliened her this sounds crazy and
And since she is on this full, we can say she's an actress, right?
Yes.
But it seemed too much like she was backing him up even when the other girls were like,
ah, he's scared.
She's like, they're not scared.
Like, she was standing up for him and the Galactic Federation on all that stuff.
They're not messing with that.
Very convincing, she was.
I don't know.
I kind of believe her.
I know.
And it's just, to me, it's kind of like very disheartening that an alien could stay with someone for two years.
Two years.
And I can't last two months.
Victor.
And I'm a whole human being.
Dear whole human.
Dude, imagine the dating pool.
Girls have to, like, move forward from dudes to actual extraterrestrials.
These aliens ask what these girls ask me every day.
What?
Can you just read my mind?
Yeah.
Wow.
It makes sense.
I can't compete with that.
Yeah.
Aliens are going to take over.
Well, you can because they only lay.
They only lay.
They don't talk.
They don't take pictures, all of that.
Yeah.
And then she said that they only lay next to each other.
Yeah.
They didn't even do anything like intimate.
Yeah.
Which is kind of like you, Greg, because this is a, are you an ex-
That's crazy that you guys are saying this.
Greg talked to me about a girl that used to go over his crib and just lay down next to him.
And he didn't want to do anything.
No, yeah.
He just called her over to just be there in his bed.
How much she charged you?
I don't want nothing to do with this girl at all.
I'd call her and be like, hey, let's just lay next to each other.
And she would do it?
Yeah.
Nothing ever.
What happened?
Would you listen to frequencies in your headphone or what?
I'd be like, all right, there's somebody next to me.
That's cool.
Now I'm going to sleep.
Yeah.
Damn.
She would like creep out so you didn't notice and you wouldn't.
Oh yeah.
She had to leave before a time.
I'm like, my parents are getting up.
Yeah.
You need a stuff to animal?
Did she?
No, he sounds like a peep to me.
Does she want to be with you?
Yeah.
I think so.
I don't know.
I don't know.
No girl would leave in the middle of the night to your house.
That doesn't want to be with you.
Like you guys are both into this weird little relation.
What is it?
I never asked her either.
I think she got paid.
You think she got paid?
No.
I never asked her, but I feel like she did.
And I was like, no, you stay over there.
You never asked her if she liked you.
Yeah, exactly.
Your lane is over there.
My lane's over here.
Damn.
Are you the alien that this girl is talking about?
You know her?
I do.
No.
No.
No.
Wait, wait, wait.
Would you guys ever have that odd kind of relationship?
Or is that just a great thing?
Oh.
That you, with a girl platon.
Not even platonically.
It's just you like her company.
With a palladium?
Exactly.
With the palladium.
No, I mean, I feel like that could happen a couple times, you know, but then that's, you know.
Oh, it's kind of, for you, it's like letting her know it's not all about that.
Exactly.
And then like a couple weeks later, it's about that.
No, no, this was like a whole year that it happened.
A whole year.
A whole year, yeah.
That's crazy.
Angie, you Googled Palladium, right?
No, that was my mom.
No, she's not talking about the Palladium, right?
I did.
No, no.
She's saying that they're Palladians.
Peladian aliens.
So, have you ever seen Lord of the Rings?
Um, when they go to the place where the elves are?
and like the queen, they look like her.
That's what Palladians look like?
So it's a Nordic alien.
So they have long hair.
They look like people.
Wow.
Well, she didn't get some of that.
Oh, they're known as strong alien.
At strong.
Thank you, Irene.
All right, we'll be back.
Any Nordic aliens want to call in.
Oh, wait.
Do they talk?
Telepitheas.
Yeah, the galactic, whatever.
Oh, my goodness.
gracious this past weekend November 25th Saturday there was a boxing match and it was so tight it was
Benavides David Benavides taking on Demetrius andre you had went to that press conference and you went
for boo-boo which is Andrade because he was like all like yeah I want to win oh yeah yeah he seemed like a
vibe he's definitely a vibe right but he was nothing and I mean nothing for David Benavides who won the
fight with a technical knockout he is the winner by way of technical knockout and he is
still undefeated and still the interim WBC super middleweight world champion,
the Mexican monster, David El Monstro Benavides.
That's so tight.
I want to do that one day.
That's so funny.
Yeah, I say names really long.
Maximo!
No, I'm kidding.
Shout to David Benavides for winning that fight.
It was the end of the sixth round and he was just going in so crazy on Onondi.
that the corner, like the rent went to go, be like, hey, bro, you got to do something because this dude is being here.
And then the corners like, stop it.
Just stop it.
And they have to do that because they don't want anything bad to happen to their fight.
Things have happened.
You have to protect the fighter from themselves.
At all costs, even if they want to move forward sometimes.
So Benavides won, and it was so funny because at the post fight, all everyone wanted to know,
as soon as he stepped in, they're like, any questions for Benavides?
It was all about Canelo.
Check this up.
We now have questions for the champion, David.
Benavides race your hand out of me.
I think that that's the only question that people want to hear.
You know what I mean?
I got three WBC belts right here.
I'm the best in the division.
If they want to give me an opportunity now or later, I'm going to keep winning.
You know, like I said, I'm going to be the greatest of my generation by the time I'm done.
My job is not complete until I make that happen.
David Benamedez.
He's 26 years old and he wants to fight Canelo so bad.
Everyone wants to fight Canelo.
When you're at the top, everybody is coming after you.
It's very lonely at the top.
By the way, Canelo, in the meantime, like I was checking his Instagram story.
He's like in Dubai or something watching sports racing.
Yeah, F1 racing.
But everyone wants them to fight.
And more and more with what Benavides is doing, he's showing and proving it should be me.
This 168 super middleweight weight class is like the weight class to be at.
And these are the best of the best.
And it's only a matter of time, I think, until they fight.
It's going to be a trip, though, because Canelo has said, I don't want to fight a Mexican boxer.
He has stayed away from fighting Mexican boxers,
be it for pride,
be it for not wanting to split apart of the audience
or for saying, like, I know we're really good.
Right.
You know?
But he has stayed away from him.
And David Benavides, it's funny because he got his nickname
from Mike Tyson.
At the end of the fight,
Mike Tyson is walking.
Benavides jumps down to hug him
and to say thank you for giving me that monster nickname.
And he's proving it.
That's super dope.
That's a good nickname.
Yeah.
To be given a nickname by Mike Tyson.
by Mike Tyson.
Oh, yeah.
That's cool.
No, absolutely.
But I think it will be so dope to pass the torch in the sense, right?
I know Canelo's not ready for that.
Yeah.
Mentally, he's like, he's still on top.
But like for us, like we got to see Chavez fight de la Oya.
And that was like a passing of the torch in a sense, right?
Forcibly.
I know, right?
Forced it out of his hand.
But to be able to see like Benavides versus Canelo.
And then if, you know, Benavides goes on to, you know, be the greatest of his generation,
that would be just such a dope moment.
I think that's what the manager.
of Benavides said at the post fight he was like look Canelo you take you're going to be an icon you take this fight whether you win or lose it's going to look like a passing of the torch if you lose and if you win wow you're an icon if you don't take the fight you were running your career like if you were like you were staying away from it right yeah um I don't want to get this wrong but I'm probably going to get this wrong I think Benavides is half Nicaroan okay or half I think it's Nicaro Nicaro win so I think the manager was like you know because I'm probably going to get this wrong I think Benadiziz is half Nicaro Nicaruan so I think the manager was like you know because
Canelo says he doesn't want to fight a Mexican fighter.
Can you just fight on your side of the Nicarawan sign if that's the case?
But Benavide's his dad is the one that's like, he's the Mexican one.
And his dad was looking at him like, we're not going to do that.
Is he Nicaroan?
I'm looking at a lot.
It's half, I just don't want to get the wrong.
Yeah.
I don't want him to be Guatemalan or Ecuadorian and then they're after me.
They're after me.
Okay.
We'll fact check as we're talking.
Ecuadorian.
Ecuadorian.
Okay.
Yeah.
He's from the equator.
So yeah, he's like, can you just fight on your Ecuadorian side?
That makes sense.
So that it doesn't feel like that.
But at the same time, he is who he is and how he was raised is incredible.
Now, on that same card, his brother, Benavides Jr., actually fought Charlo.
So this is the thing with Charlo brothers.
They're twins.
They look alike.
They talk alike.
It's really hard to tell them apart.
Yeah.
months of boxing he took some time off for like mental health issues and he ends up beating david ben
adidas his brother okay benavides junior he beat him when he beat him though in the post fight it was so sad
to he i this like hurt my heart because this is thanksgiving week right right november 25th was
legit saturday after thanksgiving yeah family time and when his brother facanello jermal was there he was
there i don't know that they were talking much but he was there to support his brother a lot of people
are coming at, I'm, Ma, excuse me, they're coming at Mel, sorry for confusing them,
they're coming at Mel because he wasn't doing the same for Jamal. He wasn't a part of this fight.
He didn't come in the stands. He didn't come at any of the press conferences. He wasn't
there. Ringside, none of that. And it just broke my heart when Jamal said this when he was
talking about winning the fight and his message to people during this time. If you have a problem,
the best way to like overcome your problems is find that special person and talk to him.
Because, like, it get dark, you know.
And if y'all talk to my twin brother, tell him I love him,
and tell him I want to fight and, you know, y'all call him for me or whatever,
hit him up and I answer my calls.
That's sad.
If y'all talk to my brother because he hasn't answered me,
can you tell him that I love him and I won my fight?
That's why.
And then you can't tell what goes on in family relationships.
One thing I've learned about this weekend alone is this not just me,
family problems. We all got them.
Celebrities have them. Boxers have
them. It's a tough sport. Sometimes they
call boxing a lonely sport, but when you're playing
with your, like your brothers in the same sport,
it can get tough. And to see that
they haven't spoken, it just
broke my heart. Yeah, that's devastating. Especially when
we went to the Canelo fight, we
seen the brother at the press conference.
We literally saw Jermal
at the way in and he comes
in and he sits front row to
let his brother know, I'm here for you.
And honestly, when Jermal showed up to
Jermel's weighing with Canelo.
The crowd was for Canelo.
Yeah.
It was a full crowd, full of Canelo fans.
But Jermal brought all the Texans.
Jermal and everyone that came with him, they were rooting.
The mood changed a little bit.
Yeah.
Yeah, got 10.
We were in their area, though, and like, they drowned out.
This full crowd, a massive audience for Canelo, and it just sucks that he didn't get the same.
He ended up winning his fight, and I'm sure that he's going to move forward and go on.
But just that little family drama,
me so sad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, if you love boxing, though.
That was a boxing one-on-one right there.
I was like, wow.
Boxing is a novella.
I love it.
And guess what?
There's more to come this weekend because Duarte, Oscar Duarte, is going to fight King Ryan Garcia.
It's happening in Texas.
I cannot wait to see this fight.
It's going to be a great fight.
Now, Ryan lost against Giovante Tank Davis, and then he's been down since then.
People have been clowning him.
The thing about Ryan is he's a social media baby, a social media star.
So a lot of what happens in boxing, it's there.
Like, they're live living it and all of that.
And he's definitely affected by what people are saying.
But this is his comeback fight.
It should be.
Now, Oscar Duarte, this little hercules.
He's a real deal.
This kid, like, they're showing videos of him working out.
He has, like, chain strapped to his legs, dog.
Yeah.
It looks like Rocky.
He's definitely doing Rocky vibes.
And he's going to talk.
He only speaks Spanish.
I believe he's from Monterey, Mexico.
And this is what he said about.
Ryan Garcia.
Here in Mexico,
Ryan, for
us a reina.
Here's
he said
here in Mexico,
Ryan is a queen.
Here in Mexico
is where real men
are made.
And I look and feel like,
well, I think I'm not
a real man.
Yay.
Makes me want to hit the gym now.
I know.
Let's go, let's go.
Roll.
Is that what he thinks
to me?
I've seen this guy
in, like, in fights
like last year,
right?
In Long Beach, right?
I saw his,
he has muscles
I've never seen him
person before. I couldn't help but be like, wait, how do you have a six-pack on top of your six-pack?
He has muscles on muscles. He does. And the stuff he's posting right now, it's turning into a
posting war between him and Ryan, like who can show off their body better. But, dog, Oscar Larte
has a lot. He's a power puncher too. I'm going to look like that next year, I swear. I'm going to
be me. Awesome. It's a good dream. It's a good dream, honey. It's possible. Just one more heartbreak.
And he's there. But make more heartbreak? One more. That's all it takes. Why are you guys like that?
Like how you just, like, get on your fit journey just to be free?
No, we need a reason.
It always has to be revenge.
We need a good boxing and go, po, bum, bum, bum, bro.
I got this.
Well, I'm here for you.
Hey, 2024 is the new you.
I got it.
I got it.
I'm ready.
Great.
I can't wait for this fight this weekend, though.
It's on Saturday presented by DeZone and Golden Boy.
What's to trip is that they're both golden boy fighters.
Yeah.
But the way that this fool is talking about.
Here in Mexico, Ryan, for us is a reina.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
That's fire.
Ryan is the queen in Mexico.
That's crazy.
Has Ryan said anything back?
No.
I'm waiting for all this drama.
Oh, Ryan just prayed.
Right.
Stop it.
What do you think?
Ryan just prayed.
Ryan is heavy with God.
God is Ryan's homie.
All right?
Every time Ryan does a press conference,
he shouts out God, which I appreciate.
But even with his fight with Tank Davis,
tank is like, is this real or is this just like a gimmick?
Are you just going the God route because like no one can combat against that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What do you want to say?
Get this guy, bro.
Watch your mouth.
I was just like, what can Ryan really say to that?
Like, he just called him a queen.
Like, what can he be like?
He's like,
the TikTok.
Yeah, queen of spades.
And it's just going to be like, oh, okay, well.
Queen of your heart.
Yeah.
That's true.
All right.
Don't underestimate my guy Ryan,
because remember when he was going back and forth with Tank during the press conferences,
he was clowning his outfit.
He did have some good comebacks.
Because he's been clown his whole life.
Yeah.
He has to have those comebacks.
Yeah.
I'm waiting for.
In Spanish, I don't know.
I don't know what you can do in Spanish.
I don't know if he can do in Spanish.
It always sounds worse.
Yes.
It does.
All he said was here, Ryan's a queen.
And I'm a man.
And I'm a man.
I'm bored here.
Look.
Here in Mexico, Ryan for us is a reina.
Here is a crean los homies.
I'm like, what I'm made over here?
You guys weren't.
Damn.
I know.
You guys were here.
I was.
I was.
I know.
I don't know how it's great.
Like, we caught a subliminal.
I know.
But yeah, the fight it goes down this Saturday.
I love boxing guys.
I had to take a moment.
All right, Vic, this is your turn now.
Rosecrans.
Word on Rosecrans.
Did you all enjoy your Thanksgiving dinners?
Yes.
You guys all had a good time.
You know, you ate some food at least?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, Cardi B didn't.
She has to wait all the way until next year to celebrate Thanksgiving
because she slept through Thanksgiving dinner.
Oh, okay?
How?
Look, so Cardi was celebrating Thanksgiving with her family at her mother-in-law's house.
Offsits, Momu!
and she wanted to take a little nap.
You are so cute.
You are so cute for that.
Did it again?
I bet you were, is that written in your notes?
That's what I was about to say.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Offsets, mama.
But yeah, she wanted to take a little nap before the food was ready.
You know, some of us do that, you know.
Yeah.
Takes a long time.
Yeah.
Turkey still, you know.
Especially for the ones that aren't doing anything.
They just take a nap.
I know.
It's so exhausting.
Yeah.
But she was taking a little nap and then this happened.
So my mother-in-law's house.
Can y'all believe that I slept throughout the whole entire Thanksgiving, bro?
First of all, I starve myself the whole day just for this, just in this moment.
I fell asleep.
I came over here like at seven, like at six o'clock.
I have, I just, I woke up like 20 minutes ago.
So I missed the whole Thanksgiving, bro.
Don't bless me on.
Damn.
And she starved herself from the morning.
What?
She woke up hungry and sleepy and tired still.
Yeah.
You know what, though?
She's probably someone that you can't wake up or they get mad.
I am that same person.
That my family will let me sleep because if they wake me up and I'm like,
why'd you wake me up?
I can't wait it.
Now she has to reheat the food.
It's not going to taste the same.
It's Thanksgiving food.
And she's by herself.
That's why she went on live because she felt lonely.
Maybe.
No, and a lot of times, like people will probably be like, you know,
they know her work schedule.
They're like, oh, she needs a rash.
She's tired.
Let her sleep.
That sounds like my family.
They're going to let me sleep at all.
Yeah.
Yeah, she literally said that that she's been in Miami, like, working super hard on something
and that her days are just, like, completely, like, flip-flop.
Like, she's sleeping during the day.
Flip-flop.
Like, working during the night.
So she's like, flip-flop.
Flip-flop.
Yeah, so she is, like, she just totally missed it.
She missed Offset's prayer.
Yeah.
But we did it.
We did it.
When he was honor with us and he did her Thanksgiving grace?
Oh, yeah.
That's awesome.
But she missed it.
Hey, he's like, thank you for my beautiful wife.
She'll sleep over there.
Yeah.
Yeah, poor card.
She has to wait until next year.
All right, look, Ludacris flew down from the heavens to perform move trick, okay?
So during an Atlanta Falcons halftime show, celebrating 50 years of hip-hop,
Ludacris was strapped to a harness floating in the sky performing move trick.
Listen to this.
That's so tight.
Love how the whole crowd is singing it with them, the entire stadium.
I love how the crowd loved him, not like they loved Jack Harlow or didn't love Jack Harlow.
Yeah.
It was on a budget.
Also, it wasn't fair because he's not, he's not from Atlanta.
True.
He's from Louisville.
So it's like, that was kind of a stretch.
Like, he didn't get the same love.
Because imagine they had.
But also the song is better too.
He doesn't happen.
And the performance is better.
He's paragliding.
Yeah.
Yeah, you can't top that.
You can't top that.
But look, they had so many legends.
It's like, when you see Jack Carly, like, it's not Ti.
They had Big Boy.
They had GZ.
See Low Green Killer Mike.
Oh, that's so tight.
Young Drog, Dramine DePri.
TLC performed Waterfalls.
What?
What was Jack Carlo there for?
That's what I'm saying.
It's the same game Jack Carlo was at?
Yeah.
Was it?
I'm pretty sure.
So it's like after all that.
This was during the.
The Thanksgiving game.
Yeah, no.
It was on Saturday.
Oh, okay.
Jack Carlo performed Thanksgiving game.
Different game.
Oh.
Thursday.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, yeah.
So it was just like.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Atlanta.
Come on.
In Atlanta.
Yeah, against the Saints.
Yeah.
So it was just, it was a, you know, a big dope celebration for Atlanta's 50th years of hip-hop.
They got another halftime performance.
They got another halftime performance.
That's like our half-time performance when we had Dre and everybody.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like Super Bowl worthy.
The Super Bowl type.
Yeah.
Gotta put some respect on Dolly Parton though with the Cowboys game.
You guys see that?
Oh.
Stop with your hand.
She looked good for 79.
Yeah, exactly.
Dolly Parton was so.
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Greg, jump.
Hey, Dolly Parton was 74 looking like 69.
Yeah.
You look good.
You guys are so good.
Best half type performance there.
All right.
Well.
That's how I mean I'm going on that old.
I'm that old
It's possible
You saw
Put me in your brain now
See?
See?
Ruined it
It's ruined it
All right
Well
That was your word
I'm Rose Cranz
Brought to you by
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I'm Rose Cranzvick
For Brown Bag mornings
I'm part 106
And I just want to hear
How this
The radio edit sounds
Right
Because when you said it
I was like
I know
What?
I have to say it
I just want to hear
How it sounds
They just say it
Yeah
No
I see what you did there
You meant I see what you did there
You meant I see you did there
man. Look, let's go ahead. Let's just say it is crazy.
Shut up, knock you off.
It's a Halloween song. Move, witch.
Get out the way.
What's up? This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill.
Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local?
The largest skating rink in the city is now open. I'm talking about LA Life skating.
I feel like that's the most Christmas thing we can do in Los Angeles.
Go ice skating at a skating rink because we can't go to snow.
Yeah, exactly.
True.
And it's nice, it sounds good to run a cabin, go up there for the snow, but I'm like the drive.
It's crazy.
It's a vibe.
It is.
It's great.
But I just think of the drive up to Big Bear, like up to, it's scary.
No, the drive up the mountain.
Oh, I don't mean like the drive side, girl.
That part is scary to me.
It is little tricky.
Yeah.
I've had friends I get stuck up there too all the time.
How do you get stuck?
You get stuck.
You get stuck.
You get stuck.
Please don't tell me you do the slip and slide.
No, no, no, because I don't know.
I don't go to Big Bear.
Oh, she goes to Mammott.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's scary.
You drive up there and then sometimes if you run out of gas,
you just got to go down neutral all the way down the house.
Oh, it's like, okay.
He's going to run out of gas.
You're crazy.
But yes, go to the ice skating.
I love ice skating.
I've never done that in a while.
It's fun, Greg.
You need to go.
Yeah.
You've never ice skating?
What'd you do in your childhood?
Play baseball?
Okay.
That's good.
But I never like.
Have you rollerblade?
If you could rollerblade, you could ice skate.
Never did anything with the name blade in it.
like roll the blades skate what about watch blade the movie no about blades of glory yeah it's a great
okay okay okay what he didn't tell him tell your man really don't that's not my man no like he's my man
mix my man's yeah you know i'm done roller skated roller-bladed you haven't any of that any of those so uh yeah
yeah try to find some go with ha ha ha ha ha ha ask her what up you a lot dude bro i just
your hands are so crusty all the time.
He just keeps applying lotion over and over.
He's starting little fires.
You guys like ice skating?
I love ice skating.
Maximo.
It's cool.
I love it.
I used to go to Iceland in Paramount.
They have a little roller skate rink when you fall.
There was one in the valley that we used, one of our friends in the neighborhood,
their parents put them in like the guy, the boy was in hockey and the girl was
in figure skating.
And then we would just tag along.
My dad would let me and my sister tag along, not let us join.
Just let us go and watch them.
That's cool.
But we would be able to, like, ice skate with them until they actually did their group of sports activity.
That's cool.
That's cool.
That's cool.
Yeah, we just wait for my dad to pick us up and then wonder why.
We were in a part of these sports leagues.
I'm sure that was reason.
I'm sure that was.
It's expensive.
Yeah.
A lot of it is expensive.
All right.
Coming up, we are helping the homie inside the homie helpline.
What we got, Vic?
We're helping the homie web on because he's too lazy to help himself.
Okay.
So he caught his cousin, his cousin's deal and his brother's girl doing the unthinkable.
What?
Over the holidays.
And he wants to know what to do.
We're going to help him out.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We've got your fault.
The homie help line.
We're helping the homie, web on.
Wevon.
He sent us a DM.
That's what he wants us to call him.
He asked us to call him Wevon.
Yeah, he was anonymous, but he's like, just call me Wevon.
I'm like, all right.
I guess maybe that's what everybody calls him.
I'm not sure.
Maybe.
But he sent us a DM and he said,
Yo, Brownback.
My name is Webon.
I don't want to give y'all my real name.
I need help because something crazy happened on Thanksgiving.
I caught my cousin's Thio with his brother's girl.
All right, hold on.
Let's do math.
Family math.
Cousin's Tio.
So not his Tio, his Primo's uncle.
Yeah, his Trio's uncle.
That one's still very far.
Yeah, very far.
They probably all celebrate.
Together.
Yeah, but not on his side of the family.
Yeah, exactly.
So the Tio from the other side of the family.
Right.
Oh, okay.
And he caught his.
Yeah, with his brother's girl.
With his cunyada.
Yeah, cunyada.
The sister-in-law.
The sister-in-law.
So, Tio, from the other side of the family, with his cunada.
With his sister-in-law.
Okay.
Brothers girl.
So Phaja's girlfriend.
Yeah.
Jesus.
He's, this is his words, okay?
He said, she was getting her turkey stuffed.
Oh, my God.
Way bon.
He really said that.
Not mine, yes.
Oh, my goodness.
He said, so when we sat down to eat, it felt super awkward.
I know I have to tell them, so I need help.
Should I start some pedo New Year's or Christmas by snitching?
You can't say my name, though, because they're fina know if they hear it on the radio.
That's what it said.
I could show you the DM, let these say.
There's a lot of misspelling with everything.
That's what he said.
Oh, my God.
So he needs our help.
He wants to know what day he should stir it up.
It's getting stirred up.
It's just a matter of what day.
Yeah.
If you're wettone, you're lazy.
Yeah.
So you're going to wait anyway.
So they're going to find out on the other than Los Reyes, the six.
The six.
All right.
Oh, my God.
That's crazy.
Webon, need some help.
Let's help him out.
He caught his uncle from the other side of the family,
hooking up with his brother's sister, brother's girlfriend.
So he's like, would be sister-in-law, but we went up there married.
Yeah.
Wow.
I want to know when, where, how you caught in her, or what?
And it was before Thanksgiving.
Yeah.
Right before today.
And it's like, how did he catch?
So she can't cook.
She wasn't in the kitchen.
Nope.
No, she's definitely getting stuffed.
Yeah, definitely getting stuffed.
Damn.
What date should he let the family know?
Christmas or New Year's.
That's a lot to hold in too, just to wait like a whole month.
No, that's a whole month.
He wants us through some drama.
At New Year's?
I like that.
One is do.
They love drama.
You should do it at the countdown.
Yeah.
Three, two, one.
She's cheating on you.
She's cheating on you.
Let us know.
Let us know what day you.
You think is more perfect.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help?
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for the homie help line.
Wevon don't want to solve his own problems.
Hey, wevon.
Is that lazy?
Yes, he's that lazy.
He wants us to help him.
So he caught his cousin's deal with his brother's girl, with her cunia.
His cunia, his cunyada, sorry.
And she was getting stuff like a Thanksgiving turkey.
And now he wants to be a cousin.
to know when he should unleash this information on the family.
Should it be Christmas or should it be New Year's.
Which holiday is your brother's favorite?
Yeah.
Do that way?
Oh, God.
Their brothers.
They've been together and each other's lives forever.
They've seen the ups and downs and all of that.
He has this information.
The end and outs.
Just think of your sibling.
Yeah.
First of all, you caught your siblings man or woman, their partner,
or cheating on them.
All right?
That's already,
that's in your brain, right?
Yeah.
Now it's with someone within the family.
Yeah.
Dang.
That you know.
He's not even asking,
should I say or should I not?
Right.
When?
How soon would you tell your brother, Maximo?
I'll tell him right away.
Yep.
You like at the dinner or like, hey, bro,
or this is happening.
I'll probably wait to like, no, I'll probably tell it right away.
I'll tell them,
back their way out.
Cyber Monday, just so he can do some retail therapy.
Oh, you guys are nice
I'm getting
I'm getting pictures
And I'm sending you to them
I'm like
This is her right here bro
Evidence
Yeah you know what the trip is like
I feel like if I
If we were having a Thanksgiving dinner
And my sister came over
If she doesn't because she doesn't let me
But if she did
And her husband was cheating on her
With one of the theias or what
Like they would know
Because I would fight
Whoever it was
Yeah
Like immediately
I don't care if their name
I don't care if they're whatever process of it.
Like, I'm not letting you finish.
It'll be like episode of cheaters.
You're fighting a naked person?
Hell yeah, even faster.
You're fighting them and then someone walks by and thinks all three of you.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
It might be a lot.
I have a full clothes on.
But they're gonna find out.
They're literally going to see the naked people and my sister would know, like,
I'm yelling while it's happening.
I'm play by playing.
You have to yell and be like, adultery!
Adultery!
I'll take their clothes.
Oh, that's a good one.
That's a good one.
Take their clothes and put it on the dinner table right there at Thanksgiving.
But to me, to see something and not do anything is crazy.
Like, I feel like the, why are you recording people?
Like, why are you still sitting there recording, do something?
Yeah, I want to know that with Von Light that they noticed that he saw them.
It's also not his, like, he was probably snooping around.
Not like his direct family.
It's his brother's girl.
Yeah.
What do you mean?
Maximo, you see your brother's girl cheating on him.
You're not saying, you're just watching it.
You just let it happen.
You just eat with him.
with them later.
Respectfully, snitchin.
I mean, I don't want to rule.
I probably wouldn't ruin the meal, but I'll, you know, a couple of days after.
I'll probably serve my plate and then tell them to eat.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, I have to eat first.
Eat first.
Because you've been holding it all day.
You have an egg off of that.
Put myself first.
You don't want someone throw a turkey.
If you ruin it before, more food for you.
Unless they say throwing the food.
They leave.
They fight.
All of that.
Well, tell them not to do food.
They're doing each other.
That's some good entertainment.
All right.
Let's take it to the phone lines, though.
Irene, who's on the line.
Let's see. We have Javier from Lancaster on line three.
Javier.
Brown bag, brown bag, good morning.
Good morning, Javier. How are you?
Pretty good. Pretty good on yourself.
Good. You sound like those anonymous people in the police shows that like when they
their voice and they talk about the stuff they saw.
That was really good, Latina.
All right.
Yeah, tell us what you would do? What would you tell Ebon?
Shout out to you guys real quick.
Guys are funniest out.
and to the audience, if you want to hear more,
then catch all at December 23 at the Wiltern baby.
Yes.
Let's go.
We got our little promo team and everything.
Are you coming to the Wiltern for the podcast live show?
I hope so.
I'm a sure try.
Yeah, I hope so.
I like this your way, and I can tell.
I can tell.
By the way, Brownback Mornings, we also have a live show on the way.
We're working on it next year, so it's going to be cool vibes.
But yes, definitely we'll turn December 23rd.
We're going to be there.
But tell us, what would you tell we've on, Javier?
Man, I would say, hey, look, the homie Jesus personally told me to keep his day holy.
And what you fool's doing ain't even a hoarse.
There's holes, but it's not holy.
So do it New Year's what you're saying.
Now I'm saying to do it, do it Christmas.
Oh, I thought we're saving Jesus' birthday.
We're letting Jesus have his birthday.
No, no, not I'm saying that Jesus himself taught him to keep his day holy.
Oh, okay.
Okay, keep it holy by telling him all the holes that your Pio on the other side went into with your sister-in-law.
Dang.
Keep it pure.
Keep it pure.
I feel like that he said that.
I'm like, don't touch Jesus' birthday.
That's right.
That's right.
Yeah, me too.
That was confusing.
Webon hit us up on DM.
He caught, this is very weird.
He caught a Tio of his cousin, so not his Tio, his cousin's Dio, messing around with his brother's girl.
and he caught him on Thanksgiving and wants to know,
hey, I'm going to tell, but which day should I tell?
I love the drama.
Should I ruin Christmas or should I ruin New Year?
Just crazy.
Irene, who else is on the line?
We have Philip from Downey on line four.
Philip.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Phillip.
Have you been hearing all this drama?
I love it.
It's a lot.
It's a whole lot of drama.
I know.
You know what?
For me, from the jump, I would have been jumping on my uncle,
or my cousin's uncle.
I would have been already,
starting on,
you know,
the rundown,
like, hey,
you don't do that.
But then at the same time,
I wouldn't have waited
to tell my brother.
I ought to tell my brother
from the jump.
Yeah.
I would have thrown straight up,
you know,
screw the things,
giving dinner.
Your girls go over there
being stuffed.
Yes.
Like,
please do something
because I don't want to be saying
Grace holding hands
and his hand was
three-finger comboing hands.
Oh, well,
they're probably playing footsy
under the table.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Enjoying the food and everything like that.
I bet you can't enjoy
your food knowing.
Like you cannot eat your food knowing
You feel sick to your stomach
Yeah
On a mandatory note
I would have been trying to my brother
That's just
Okay so he didn't do that
He's still he's like letting it marinate
And he wants to know
Should he won't is being with Vaubon
Yeah he's being with him
Come on we already know
We know a lot of these guys
Should he do it on Christmas or on New Year?
He should do it on Christmas
Before Christmas
He should be telling his brother right now
Do it during the posada
Well, they're walking around the neighborhood
On the day of the Beacon?
Yeah.
Hey, just so you know your girl's not.
Yeah.
Wow, these are some great days.
All right.
Who else is on the line, mamacita?
We have the homie Furr from Boyle Heights on line, too.
Ooh, Fern.
Yo, what up?
Good morning, bro.
I'm back.
Good morning, Fern.
A, Fern.
What do you got to tell, E.
on.
Dude, honestly,
we've on,
bro,
like everybody else is saying,
the same advice,
just off the jump,
man,
you know,
that's one thing
that's,
like girls have their code,
guys have their code as well.
Dude,
and this is guy code 101.
I don't know what you're
holding off on.
Right.
But to be quite honest,
well,
on, you're being pretty lazy
on your brother,
guys.
Yeah, he is.
He's being lazy.
So do it now.
Do it ASAP.
Do it.
Rackie.
Come on.
Maybe the Thio is scary.
Oh.
He could be like a,
big dude yeah that doesn't matter if you're still cheating with the brother her you don't
get packed down yeah she's already in fact that you don't want to get packed out who that's a
green bay packer Thanksgiving that's wild if your Theo was scaring you like that and he's cheating
that's dude the Theo got the younger she's probably if that's a yeah yeah yeah you have brothers
you have brothers yeah yeah you and I and shout it to your brothers girls I know they would
never yeah they would never but you see
see them hooking up with one of the thios.
What do you do?
I'm calling my,
and walking into that room.
Oh, my God.
You don't even have one, first of all.
Hold on.
You even did it wrong.
What if Theo has one too?
I have a scary deal with the mullet that he's had since the 80s.
And I'm walking right behind him like, what's going on here, huh?
I need some explaining to do.
You poke him while he's poking here.
And while it's being pointed.
Whoa.
We're all walking to the front.
Let's all walk to the front yard really,
together.
Damn.
I'm going to make you guys go to every single house and do some holly jolly, what is you called?
Some Christmas carols.
Exactly.
You watch a lot of movies.
Watch a lot of movies.
It's real life, Maxo.
So I think we've all agreed that he should do it on Christmas.
On Christmas, yeah.
New Year's Eve is way too long.
At that point, are you even my brother, if you wait that long to tell me?
If he's going to do it too, he should record it so he can watch.
Yeah.
Yeah, we need an update.
Dude, it's not even December yet.
We're still in November.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
That's way too long to keep a secret.
Yeah.
Hide the phone.
Put 8.5.
4K.
You don't want to cancel Christmas though.
You know,
he should still have it.
I mean,
Christmas should be canceled for her.
Like,
because he's going to buy her gifts and stuff
and she doesn't deserve it.
But the reveal should be good.
It should be like,
oh, you know,
you know who else got unwrapped,
you know?
Oh, like wrap it in a gift
and give it to them?
Yeah.
You wrap what?
Somebody?
A tamal.
I don't know.
Look.
Get this up right now.
When should Webon?
That's what he wants us to call him.
When should Wevon tell his brother that his girl
slept with one of the Tios during Thanksgiving?
He saw it happen on Thanksgiving.
He saw them messing around.
Went through the whole they ate together, all of that.
And he just wants to know, look, I'm going to snitch.
I just want to know should I snitch on Christmas or should I snitch on New Year's, all right?
We got a listener DM saying, yo, I'm back.
My name is Webon.
I want to give you all my real name.
Well, we know you're lazy.
I would rather tell you guys that I suck and I'm lazy.
All right.
He needs help because he caught his cousin's Theo with his brother's girl.
Yeah.
She was getting her turkey stuff.
This is all his words.
So when we sat down to eat it, it felt super awkward.
I know I have to tell them so I need help.
Should I start some pedo new years or Christmas?
He wants to know if he should start farting on New Year's or Christmas.
You could tell this guy's like one of the lives of the party.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He got the whole world in his hands.
Yes, right now.
He has so much good stuff in his hand.
When should I release this?
So much power.
I hope he likes his brother.
If he's that beef with his brother, which it could happen.
It could be true.
He's like, ooh, I can't wait.
That's the only reason I see him not having said anything that day.
Yeah, right away.
Because you do that for your family.
Hey, my sister and my brother that I love, I'm going to go in unless you don't like your brother.
Imagine.
He's not talking to you.
Like, oh, that's nice.
He's like, I'm going to wait eight years for him to be really, really happy.
Oh my God.
Now I'm going to break it on him.
Yeah.
On his birthday.
He's not.
Are you sure it's yours?
On the cheating anniversary.
Yeah.
That one thing is.
All right, Irene, who we got on the line, Mama Zeta?
We have Marcus for Pasadena on line five.
Marcus.
Marcus.
What's going on, y'all?
What's up, Marcus?
Not too much, not too much.
Yeah, I just wanted to, like, tap in and chime in and say, like, you need to tell
on right away
in my opinion
because to me
like me and my brother
gonna have to get down
because you done
it got me exchange
to Bali flu
it's for the next two weeks
true that
you think about that
the longer you wait
the more time
you give your brother
to like
do stuff with his girl
and then when your brother
finds out that you knew
this whole time
and didn't tell him
oh it's on site
yeah
yeah
they both need to get it
so
at that point
there's going to be a line that your brother of people, your brother has to be the Tio and then you
for telling him so late.
You knew, huh?
It's going to be like that scene in ATL when like the dude knew that the girl was rich.
And everybody knew.
You knew he got really mad he wanted to get down.
Oh, man.
It's going to happen again.
All right.
Who else, Irene?
We have Alexandria from Azusa on line two.
Alexandria.
We need a woman's perspective.
Yes.
Hi, good morning, Brownback.
Good morning, Alexandria.
What would you tell we?
Who caught his...
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
I would tell Yvonne either he needs to say something ASAP now.
Or he should do it right before Christmas because think of all the money he's going to be saving.
When he returns all those gifts.
Okay.
So help your brother out because things are tight.
True.
Not your girl, but things are tight.
Like wallet.
Wallets are tight.
Oh, now we're on her side.
Who side are we on?
Are we on the right side or who side are we on?
It just hurts to hear.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
So he needs to help him with saving money.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ruin the whole Christmas for everybody.
Yeah.
True.
Because how is that full of Tio, too?
Oh.
Is there a Tia in there somewhere?
Yeah.
And then there must be like a secret Santa.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
So like she's probably in the interchamio and like that stuff.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Think about that.
You had to tell him, ASAP.
Don't even want to tell him.
You can't wait.
It's about a month away for Christmas.
You can't wait a month.
At first, I was thinking maybe he's holding on so he can blackmail them, but I doubt it.
Like, he hasn't even told them that he knows.
No, he's definitely going to.
It's like, this feels too lazy to even drive.
Yeah.
Do it now, bro.
Give us their name so we could do it if you're too lazy.
Yeah.
Because at this point, he's not going to tell them.
He's going to sleep all winter.
He's going to hibernate.
He's that way, one.
I need video footage.
I want to see the reveal.
Yes.
Let's imagine that video would go viral.
Oh my gosh.
See now, look at us nowadays.
We want to go viral.
Look at this.
This is not a brownback novella.
This is people's real lives, you guys.
Sambra Sala with Angie.
All right, you guys, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Listen, Linda.
If you guys have ever fought with your parents for the dumbest thing, you're not alone.
You're not alone because yesterday, T.
I, Tiny, and their son, King got out of, you guys, during a football game.
So it all started out like the
T I was set to perform later on
It was the 50 years of hip hop right
So the Falcons versus Saints football game
And so they're all viving
They're all chilling having a good time
And then they just start clowning like
To the point where T I had
King on headlock
And so it started all because Tiny was
Not Tiny, sorry
King was saying that he grew up
Hood right
And King was on live
This was King was on Instagram Live
Which is one of Tiny and TI's kids
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry.
I forgot to I include that.
So King was saying that he grew up in the hood,
but then Tia and Tiny were like,
not you dated fool.
Like, you grew up Silver Spoon, okay?
Listen.
Silver Spoon.
I'm out of truth.
I don't want to be in these gates.
I want to be outside in the neighborhood.
That's why I won't be over there.
They're trying to say I was over there trying to suck up past it,
but they ain't going to tell you everything.
They're trying to hide it.
There's never heard of it.
He can't happen.
He knows I stand on business.
You ain't have me behind a mansion.
I was outside doing what I wanted to do.
You're lying.
You're here flagging.
You're captive.
Dude, they were, they were chilling.
I swear.
King was on IG Live like Lettie was saying.
They were viving.
They were chilling.
They were having a good time.
And they were clowning.
Like literally Tiny was saying like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He did go to his grandma's house because he liked to be,
he was sucking on a pacifier until he was 12.
Yeah.
So they were just clowny.
Yeah, it was all funny game.
It always started with all funny games.
And then it just King didn't like it.
He didn't like it
He started pushing tiny
See how to get physical
Got him in a headlock
To get him off tiny
But then you know
I thought it was gonna end right there
But no
King left
He starts posting again on his IG
He gets off IG live right
He starts posting on his story
And he says
He starts posting videos
Not videos but pictures
With a message saying
Like I stand on business
Don't care who you are
You can't play with me
I'm a grown man
And then another picture
He posts like
If I'm a mistake, say that, and stop making the world think you mess with me when you don't.
Directed at his parents.
Yeah.
Damn.
And then after all this is going on.
I wonder if he's a little child.
I'll have to double check on that one.
Because I know there's younger.
Yeah.
There's younger siblings and there's older siblings.
But this was 19.
So I thought like maybe like, okay, you just got off like your, you're 18 or something like that.
But he's 19.
But then let the after that, all that was going on, T.
T.I. still performs.
Of course.
That was cool.
gotta pay the bills. So much going on.
Yeah. But I would have felt like, Dean, like you're not in the right mindset or anything.
Like, no, that full still came out to perform brought out.
Right.
Like you said, um, Vic.
But I just thought I'm like full like, like, this is like some family drama that I can relate to so much.
Because I swear my sisters get at it with my parents sometimes for the dumbest things.
Right.
Like the one thing that I remember was like when we were at a restaurant, we were eating like breakfast.
My sister ordered something.
And the waitress, she brought everything.
Everyone's plates outright.
And because the waitress didn't bring her plate out, she got mad.
And my mom was just trying to calm her down.
Like, it's okay.
Like, they just forgot your order.
Like, she's going to place it down.
She's going to place it in right now.
You're going to get food.
We started eating.
She gets up.
And we thought she was going to use the restroom.
Right.
But then as we're eating, like, we see her and she's, like, walking.
She's crossing the street and she goes home.
And then once we got home, like my mom and her just went at it for no reason.
That's why I'm like, fool.
Like, right.
That's how I don't know where.
A lot of times it's always start for no reason.
It's not about what's actually happening.
It's about something else that's like kind of.
Underlying.
Yeah.
I remember one time I was fighting with my mom getting into argument.
Yeah.
And then I was a little kid.
I was still a little kid, Greg.
You're like, I'm a grown man.
Oh my God.
You're a guy king.
Right me.
Right now.
Anyways, I went in my room and I'm like, I'm running away.
She didn't do anything about it.
I know it's captain.
The runaway.
Yeah.
I even climbed up.
my window and like was looking back to see if she's in a
pack your teddy bear and your shoes
and your baby wipes
extra sweater
so nobody's gonna stop me climbing out this window
oh my god
I'm leaving
I bet you know one miss me
one legs out
I even close the window harder
and walk that's the thing
my brother did the same thing
and my mom was like okay leave
and he's like you're really gonna let me go
she's like yeah
she's like yeah but I'm your son
yeah exactly that's you right now
that's king
you gotta stand on business
now I'm a man
I do what I want
No, you don't.
Letty, I googled it, and King is the baby.
He's a baby.
Out of four.
And why does he think that Tia doesn't rock a room?
He literally named an album after him.
I have no idea.
He's like, you don't know me.
You might see me at my grandma's, but you don't know me.
I mean, I could see this happening, to be honest with you.
Even just like Tia's life, like in the game, touring, studio sessions, I can see how
their relationship can be a little tarnished, you know, or distant.
Yeah.
But doesn't change the fact that, for sure, he lived a good life.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah.
It's just like people on Twitter were saying that, like, even though King wants to be, like,
in the hood at his grandmas or whatever, like, if he were to get in trouble with the kids
from the hood, he doesn't, the kids from the hood don't have the same luxuries as King does
to hire, like, good lawyers or, like, you know, the connects that T.I. has.
So it's like, you're getting into the same trouble, but your consequences are totally
different and that's what like he doesn't understand. No yeah and it's just confusing to like why do you
want to be quote unquote from the hood so bad like you should embrace like dude my dad works hard
yeah what's wrong with that like he came up he needs to go on a funny what all our kids are gonna be
like that I look at that on my future horito you think so yeah because he'd be like yeah I grew up
in the hood I'm like no you didn't we're like San Marino adjacent full like yeah but when I went to
my Nana's house yeah because like or a lot of these things
happen to because when I look at it he's essentially saying like my grandma raised me yeah yeah
my grandma didn't live where you guys live my grandma raised me a lot of times when you're a busy
parent which we can assume TI and tiny are busy tours TV shows all of that yeah they would
probably not be in the home like plus they have so many a lot of us our parents weren't in the
home because they were working so much you know and so you get raised by these outer family members
like grandparents and stuff like that and that can cause resentment with that we don't even know
then probably wasn't intentional but it's like
Like, dude, I needed a sitter and that's who was there.
But to him, he's like, no, this is who I spent my life with and my time with.
You got to send him to Beyond Scared Straight.
For sure.
He needs that.
What is that?
Bro, it's just, I always trip out Beyond Scared Street?
You don't know that?
Yeah, no.
They take him to jail.
Oh, okay.
I saw it on Maury.
You don't want this life.
Yeah.
But I always think of, like, all the celebrity kids, it's amazing.
But now they're growing up, like North and how she's talking to Kim, like, you're in her place.
Like, now that's ugly.
You look like a weird hula dancer.
All of that.
It looks like cheap pearls.
Like now we're seeing the, the, not ramifications because regular kids are like this, too.
But now we're seeing the kids kind of have their own personality.
Wow.
Right.
Yeah.
Have resentment.
Wow.
Big personalities.
Have content.
Wow.
Also, I want to double back your correction of me, Irene, because how old is ERISA seven?
That's one.
That's their seven year old.
Oh, Google said he was the youngest.
Yeah.
They have a daughter.
Now we're erasing their children.
That's crazy.
Google is wrong.
Yeah.
I just remember seeing like, I love their names, King Aris.
My parents don't love me.
Bro, we're naming you.
This incredible name.
Awesome names.
Yeah.
And even then, it's like, okay, like he grew up with his grandma.
Like, I think his grandma had it that hard too.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
His grandma probably baby had.
Some people don't even have a grandma.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, she did pass the way now.
He's going through that phase where it's not a phase mom, it's a lifestyle.
Exactly.
Well, see, their parents, you also got to think their parents, like Tia, he's the king in the south.
Like, you know, he's the king of the South.
We know him for being like a trap god, especially in Atlanta.
So that's your parent.
As his child, you may feel like I got to amount to that too.
We see it too with Loki Benzino's daughter, Coyleret.
We see her in her and you're saying, you know, I had to trap out my car.
We're like living homeless.
And then Benzino's like, dude, that didn't happen.
And so you see these conflicts.
But it's because the parent kind of came up that way.
And you also live in this space or you're growing up in the space where you want to make a name for
yourself. I'm sure King wants to be known as king. Right? And because of that, like, he has to,
he has to present himself a certain way. So when his parents are the ones like, bro, shut up.
You said the past virus until you're 12. That's going to upset you. Yeah. Your parents telling any of
your business. True. You know, I had a teddy bear until I lost him. That was like probably 21.
If my mom were to say that, I'd be like, no, that's a lot. I didn't have marshmallow until I was
21. We all have things. We all have things.
that that will make us feel like don't try to be don't try to make me a kid like I'm
mom not in front of my friends exactly but pretty much in front of IJ life but see that's the thing
because Tiae does clown him all the time for his T2 so I would think like if well like you guys
clown already on the regular right all of a sudden this is gonna accept you up upset you you
don't know that he doesn't get upset for the other stuff right true we have families that we
clown each other on and we just had a guy named we one like I'm sure he doesn't like
that name but that's probably what his family
called him and he was also on live
so now he's he's showing out for his audience
that puts a little bit more pressure
yeah it was all fun in games but now
even the audience is making fun of him
and he doesn't want to look corny yeah
it's just interesting because it's like though we like
you because you're T I said you know until
you do something that like we like you for you
but it's like now that you're beefing with your pops
like we like your pops yeah like why you do that for
yeah because even on the IG live you can hear T I say
like stop
man, you're embarrassing.
You're embarrassing.
The family.
He's saying you're embarrassing yourself.
Yeah, he's saying the family too.
You're literally doing it.
Like, no one's good.
I'm still TI.
Yeah.
T.I.
So on me,
with it.
Yeah.
Fags.
You're embarrassing yourself.
Yeah.
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Okay. If you're like me, you were on the social media,
watching everybody, like, be happy with Thanksgiving, live their life also.
One of the things that I saw is people going on Turkey Trot.
Have you seen that? Turkey Trot. It's like a run.
Yeah.
They just called it.
You guys told me about it, and it made me realize I need to follow healthier people.
Yeah.
So Deirdre did it. And I see, Deirdre does all the runs.
She does runs at Dodger Stadium, Fun Run, Disneyland Run.
She's super fit.
Yeah, she's super fit.
And so she did the turkey trot.
Also, shout out to I love Saraii.
She did it too.
She's an influencer that I like.
We like.
She taught me how to do makeup.
She did the turkey trot.
And I'm thinking like, where does everybody even know to do these things?
Where's the sign?
Who gets the like, hey, come do the turkey trot?
Why are you laughing?
Because you know where they're at?
No, because I feel like you just see people running and go join.
I'm like, is this what we're doing now?
Like, yeah.
She doesn't mean that.
She means like, how do you know, like, what announcement?
That these runs are coming out.
Because that's cool.
I like festive runs.
There's nothing like, especially towards the end of the year when you're eating a lot of tamales and you're eating a lot of like your leftover Thanksgiving food and you feel like, wow, I'm getting so much right.
It's like, hey, let me do this fun little 5K, which is like three miles.
Super easy.
The K just makes it feel like, oh, a lot.
So it's three miles.
Okay.
So that bad.
If they call it the three mile, you're like, uh, but if they call it a 5K, you feel like you're doing something.
Yeah, it does.
So there's so many different ones and I'm like, where do they, like I want to do a theme one.
There are so many Christmas ones, you guys.
Yeah.
Yeah, there are so many Christmas runs that I was like, we got to sign up for one.
There's one coming up, Griffith Park.
I don't know if it might be too early, though.
I'm 100% down.
Okay.
I'm down.
It's like, it's not even by Christmas.
It's like the beginning of December.
And it's called the Santa Run.
Do you have the dressed in the Santa suit?
They're dressed in Santa suits.
And I feel like we should do it.
And I feel like everyone listening, we should all do it.
But don't sign up yet because let us sign up first.
You don't take our spot.
Okay, the Santa Run is going down in Griffith Park,
December 10th.
Okay.
December 10.
So I have like two weeks to get ready.
Two weeks to get ready for a three mile.
Tramill.
Give my wind up.
I think that we could do it.
I think so.
I mean,
this is one of those things that I honestly don't want to do, but I also don't want
to back down from.
Yeah.
And see, that's the thing.
When you do it in a group, you're more likely to do it.
I can't give up.
And these things are usually super early in the morning.
Yeah, like we're already up early.
You said you're sore from playing Turkey Bowl.
I am, but not ready.
I'm athlete.
Bro, your eyes are closed.
Maximus.
I was like he's about to peel over.
Look at his eyes.
His eyes already even open.
Hey, we're here, all right?
If my people can do it, so can you, all right?
December 10th is a Sunday.
Yeah, Sunday, December 10th.
It starts at 830.
We can do this, you guys.
It's so easy.
They also have other runs like a Charlie Brown-themed run.
They have one, some closer to Christmas,
but I feel like this one is one that we can do.
A 5K is 3 miles.
Griffith Park, super easy vibes.
Do that want eyes close here?
And then they also have a resolution run.
That's cool.
That you can run.
So my resolution is to run 500 feet.
And then go ahead.
How much is 500 feet?
That's a little bit.
That's what I'm saying.
But how much is that?
It's like not 500 feet.
It's a terrible one.
It's like down the block.
Yeah, it's like half a block.
Greg jokes.
Greg, you're the most fit with us right now.
Yeah, yeah.
Now what's up?
20 pounds down, baby.
20 pounds down.
So you got to be the leader of us.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Let's do it.
You got to motivate us.
Yeah, we like how we should do a Santa run.
And then,
Maximo was like, or we could do a Santa bar crawl.
There's always that homie.
Santa con, I think it's called.
Either way.
Santa con?
Either way, I don't back down.
It's a convention where all the people dress a Santa.
What?
And you hang out and you run around the city.
And you drink?
Santa con.
That sounds cool.
That sounds funner.
Yeah.
You got me at Santa with both of them.
Well, just know that there are some holiday theme type of runs.
We'll put some more up at Brown by Mornings 106.
Wait.
So we're doing it?
I say we do it.
We're doing it.
I'm down.
Two weeks to learn how to run three miles.
It's not hard.
All right.
I'm down.
I'm 100% down.
Let's do it.
Just got to put one foot before the other.
If I do it, can we for real dress up like Santa stuff?
Yes, NG.
Okay.
Okay, I'm in.
That's all I needed.
I don't know where to buy the Santa stuff.
So please I agree.
Does the Xena clothes have?
That's it.
Greg, quick.
Turkey noise.
Now.
Oh.
You're so good at that.
I was good at that.
I like, I'm proud of you.
Yeah, that's my good turkey.
It was a good turkey?
It was a good turkey?
All right, that was, that was a South Park game with killing turkeys?
Yes, that's all it was about.
Wait, wait, wait, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me.
10.064.
It was an N-64 game?
You didn't sell it?
I don't know.
I feel like Peter probably took it down by now.
That's all the game was about.
Shout out to Peter.
They work hard.
Yeah, they were very hard.
How was your Thanksgiving, Gray?
It was great.
It was great.
I saw some good people get married and stuff like that.
Oh, you saw someone get married.
Well, engage.
What we're talking about right now is did you take a win or a loss this Thanksgiving weekend, okay?
And we're counting from Thursday on to Sunday because this whole thing was Thanksgiving.
Yeah.
Right.
It felt like a winter break.
It did.
It was like the setup for our winter break coming up.
Yeah.
Facts.
But how was, did you take a win or a loss this Thanksgiving weekend?
Greg, it seems like it might be a win then.
I got it definitely a win.
It's so happy
Counting win after win
All right
Talk to us about the proposal you saw
Oh yeah
So my friends
Mario and Pao
They got engaged in Mexico
And it was pretty
Like the first time for a while
It's like damn
That one hurt
Wish that was me
Oh
Okay what's going on here
Is it a win or is it at last?
It's a win
That's why in my mind
I'm like damn
I'm so happy for like
Love is real
But you said it hurt
Yeah because there's like
All right
There's a chance for love out there
Like it hurt so good
Yeah it hurts so good
I'm so happy.
Oh, it's so proud of them.
Oh, it's so good.
It's just hurt.
I'm like, you know what?
Like, damn.
So she would do it one point each, one point to the winning.
I don't know.
That sounds crazy.
Yeah.
We're telling the points.
We want to see, did L.A. take wins or losses this Thanksgiving week?
And I don't know, judging from Greg, is that a...
That's, like, 10 points for me.
And then if you want to count the club, it's like another 50, you know.
That's a club.
You worked.
Yeah.
Doesn't mean I can't take W's at the club.
Okay.
You took a dub at the club?
I took a lot of dubs at the club.
Talk to us about one.
How many?
That's real.
That's real.
I don't want to put my business.
And them,
they're posting a song from the DJ doesn't equal a dub for you because I know
DJ's hate that first of all.
Yeah,
she's just a very beautiful girl to me.
That's all I got to say.
You met a girl?
Dub and club.
Yeah.
No, he's.
I'm being shy boy right now.
Greg,
you know this,
that doesn't happen here.
It's brown bag.
We're going to,
we need to know all the drama right now.
We pry.
Yeah.
Did you meet one or no?
Yeah.
Are you talking to someone now?
No, no, no, no, no.
What are you doing now?
Did you follow her?
We're just nice friends.
We're really good friends.
Oh my God.
It's Vic.
He's right.
Did she?
Did she have?
In my mind, I'm like, I have to make Vic proud.
Vic proud.
Oh, my.
Lost is all around.
All right.
I'm just going to count out of L.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Sorry, Greg.
Good job, Greg.
You were thinking.
I tried to pry a W out of you, but I think it's a.
If it's a W from Vic, I take it.
Yeah.
If you get one more L, you could turn them into the love.
Oh, you just turn him.
They don't help him with his delusion.
Is it L or is a W?
It's a dub blu.
What's W?
Because he was at the club.
Did you see the smile that he first said that said at all?
That means your boy.
That means he got an Instagram follow.
There's a pain behind those eyes.
No, but he forgot about it temporarily.
And that's all you need.
I think a duh for him was an Instagram follow for her.
Did you get a follow?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
Come on.
That's something.
That's something.
I would put one for the other.
All right.
Angie, your boyfriend met your family.
Oh, yeah.
Tell us about it.
Actually, you know what?
It went really smooth.
Like, he actually talked to my parents, to my mom, my dad.
And he doesn't know Spanish good.
He doesn't know Spanish good, but he got, he was able to get his words out and invite my dad to go fishing.
Oh, what?
But my dad said, nope, I have plans.
Dude, you're just like your dad.
Why?
He had to, like, reject.
them a couple times.
No, but my dad genuinely
loves going fishing and so I told Marcus knows.
Yeah, and I told him like, hey, my dad likes
he likes going fishing.
So he did invite him, but my dad said, like, I can't know.
How did he invite him?
I don't know.
I left him alone.
I yeah, pesca, a yeah, meat,
sous, peccas, eat all pescador.
Angie.
El Pacifico Oceado.
It's a great restaurant.
Has he ever fished ever before that?
Yeah, I think so.
So he caught her.
He caught Angie.
So he just did it just for your dad.
That's amazing.
He probably knew that.
No, he already, he was going to go fishing.
We had plans to go fishing on Saturday.
And I caught a fish, but Marcus didn't catch.
No, no, no.
Marcus didn't catch any fish.
And he got a ticket.
So he caught an L.
Why do you get a ticket?
Because we parked that we didn't pay for parking, but he drove.
It's his.
So he caught L's on L because your dad rejected him.
Yeah.
No, but he also met like my Theo's, my theas, my cousins.
They like them.
Okay.
Did you get a W?
Did I get a W?
No.
Yes, I did.
Yeah, what am I kidding?
I did because they liked Marcus and I got a fish.
Did he use his morning voice of your family?
No.
I'm going to put one down for a win because we need to win here.
And he wished you a happy birthday.
He did wish me a happy birthday.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Some of y'all in here didn't give me a text, but it's cool.
Crazy.
Crazy.
Crazy.
Who is it?
It's Irene.
All right.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
You're not going to do that.
Show me.
Show me.
Check your messages.
Show it to me.
I sent Letti a paragraph.
And what does she send me?
She sent me a plate of her food.
And I was like, okay.
Oh, you know what happened, Irene?
The boys have my phone.
And they swipe away messages.
No, you know that.
You know what?
I know, I know.
I hear that every week from Lettie.
The boys have my phone.
I believe that.
Like it's right there.
They'll slide.
I didn't get that.
With a bunch of emojis.
Okay, read it.
No, no, no, no, no.
Wait.
Let me rewind.
You know, everybody sent me text messages.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Irene, read it or I'll read it.
No, I don't want to read it.
Read it.
Read it.
Read it.
That was a paragraph.
Angie, not even you wrote me a fair.
No, I did it.
I did it.
I just said HBD.
And I did say,
All you said is as you.
Oh.
Oh,
okay.
I did only send her a phone.
I was like,
all right.
Oh my God,
I'm going to cry.
Happy birthday, Lettie.
I love you so much.
You believe in me more than I believe in myself.
And I won't ever be able to repay you for that.
Thank you for everything you do for me and the little girl inside who wants to be a star.
Your vision for greatness is something I admire.
And I hope to be.
forever have you in my corner.
I hope you have a wonderful day and are blessed
with many more birthdays to come.
Love you. Wow.
You are incredible.
I love you so much, Mamasita.
I just had a problem with that one though.
Why do you want to keep her in the corner
and not in your circle?
No, like in her corner like a boxer.
It was a boxy thing.
I like, I like a lot.
I like a lot of these like,
I hope you're blessed with many more birthdays to come.
for not wanting me to dice.
That's very nice.
Let's go.
I want it to be my birthday.
That's a W.
Can I hire you to write my message?
I know.
That's really good.
Can you please write me a message on my birthday?
I read.
All right.
Look, that's a W.
Right there.
All right.
Big, talk to me.
Do you take a winner or lost this Thanksgiving weekend?
So I turned a L into a W because...
That's a seven.
You turned the L to seven.
L.
L's a seven.
No, just a night now.
No, just a little.
But look, what happened was,
I thought I got
blocked on Thanksgiving and then it turned out that she just broke her phone.
Okay, what happened?
Okay, so we got into like an argument because like she's seen like somebody's story and then
I was like doing something in the background during the Sadie Hawkins dance.
And so she didn't like it, you know what I'm saying?
Understandably.
Like who is she?
Which one is this one?
It's a new one.
It's a new one.
Okay.
Is Hello Kitty?
Yes.
Okay.
So Hello Kitty saw someone's story of you at a dance at Sadie Hawking.
Shout to Born and Race.
Yes.
You were in the background.
I'm probably dancing with the girl that you said smells musty.
So it was even worth it.
But she got mad.
Yes.
So she said.
So she reclamo.
Like she told you like,
yeah.
She was super mad about it.
I was like,
oh my God.
And then she just stopped replying.
And I was like,
damn.
And then I sent her a message and then I was blocked.
Like,
it didn't go through.
And I was like, dude,
I'm blocked that fast.
Yeah.
I'm like,
I didn't even get one chance.
Like that was it.
And then so all things to give me.
And I'm sad boy.
I'm just like,
damn it's over with it.
With this one.
Yeah.
Like it's just cook.
Does she think you're her boyfriend?
We're getting there maybe.
Because I know like talking, you can't get mad at that.
Yeah.
But like with a title you could get mad.
Yeah, she doesn't have a title.
Or you guys are exclusive.
Like you told her we're exclusive.
Yeah.
So I made the mistake.
I told her I owned up to it.
And then so I was like, damn, I'm blocked.
Like it's a rap, all this stuff.
And then the next day, she's like, oh, hey, sorry, my phone was broken.
And then I was like, oh, okay.
She lied.
I take back everything.
You don't.
Bro, that was Thanksgiving, stuff is closed.
Yeah.
That's why she said until Friday morning.
Her bed was broken too.
She is lied.
Her back was broken.
Vic, she's lied.
She's lied.
Because if her phone was broken, it still would have went through.
But she didn't post all day on Instagram.
You were blocked full.
You were just muted.
I was muted.
You were hidden.
Come on.
On social media, she has a laptop.
I'm sure she gets her messages there.
You deserve it.
Damn.
I can't believe you're that.
I didn't want to believe it.
She got you back for what you did to her.
Yeah.
Karma always hits you 10 times harder.
You were dancing with a musty girl at freaking born and raised.
Yeah.
And then she got with some guy.
No.
No, no, no.
Yes, yes.
And now you're back.
He said hello kitty.
Yeah.
All right, that's a L.
That's a W.
I got her back though.
Yeah, she still went back to him.
Yeah, he got, she got him.
And he didn't even.
See, this is the thing.
She got hers with whatever dude.
She was with them Thanksgiving.
Yeah.
He didn't even get with the musty girl.
But she was still thinking about it.
He didn't even get with the musty girl or the girl that he saw after.
It wasn't worth it.
It wasn't worth it.
Damn.
So I took a hell?
Yeah.
So we two, too.
Maxim, what I said?
Aw.
Probably a loss.
Why?
Why probably a loss?
I mean, at Thanksgiving, we really didn't do much.
Like, I didn't want to cook.
We didn't want family over.
Not like we didn't want them over.
but we didn't want to do.
Probably like your girl and the kids wanted people around so bad.
Nah.
We were like, we don't want to host.
We don't want to cook.
We don't want to do anything.
So we kind of had a lazy day.
And then we got invited somewhere.
And then we ate good.
There you go.
Okay.
So is it a winner or a lot?
That's a dove.
Is it a dub?
Yeah.
You got what you wanted.
You didn't cook.
And then you also got good food.
But then the next day, the family pulled up and we ended up cooking.
Okay.
So then you had to do it.
A day late?
A day late.
And then you did your time.
Turkey Bowl.
Yes.
Which you had to guard the strongest player.
Yes, that was a dove for me because I realized I'm an athlete.
No, because then you said you're sore.
You're sore to this day.
I'm still sore.
When did you do your turkey bowl?
Thursday before in the morning.
What?
That's a long time ago.
Five days, four days?
It was football?
You guys don't know what type of agility I had to pull out of myself in order to guard this guy
who had a vertical of 46 inches.
They're 12 years old, Maximil.
They were kids.
He's guarding.
Caleb Sanchez?
Two touchdown.
I juke somebody broke their ankles.
Ask about me in the field.
And your ankles are sore now?
Yes.
Not at the time.
It's okay.
We just need to put vapuru on you and it's a win.
And a little san-a-sana.
And seven up.
All right.
I'm going to do a win and a loss for Maximo.
Just because his bones are down bad.
He has osteoporosis, I feel.
We need to give him some vitamin.
Is it calcium?
Scoliosis.
I am sore.
I'm not going to lie.
Five days later.
Yeah, we can tell.
Yeah.
look like yeah yeah yeah see me on the field Greg let's go I feel like I had a win but I made my
friends take a L why um especially Jose Jose came over my house for Thanksgiving which is awesome my
birthday yeah yeah which I had no drama which usually is not the case on nextgiving thanks
evening I always have drama and usually I'm the drama um because I get like just very like holidays
I get yeah and I just want to go to the room and just be my myself and just cry so this time I did it
my friend Jen who's from Chicago she came over my house and
and Jose came over my house
and I feel like they were like
being there for me
but they wanted to go home after they ate
and I'm like hey let's watch Squid Game Challenge
and so we literally
binged all the episodes
and I kept telling them just one more episode
I had never seen it
I kept telling them right Jose?
Yeah you're like it's almost over
this is the last one this is the last one
it was like the second episode
but it was good it's a great
dude if you haven't seen Squid Game
the challenge is the real life Squid Games
they don't pass away
but they like they get they look he gets shot with like paint paint ball yeah it was so good
and then I was like dude this is so fun this is nice like I'm not in my room crying but then I feel
like Jose and Jen had to stay up and now it was like it was a Netflix show where they do you know
half seasons oh okay so half of the season was done so now they have to come back to my house
when the other half comes we already said like a whole thing and they can't watch it without you
they can't watch it without me we did this together we're all live
How do you feel about that, Jose?
No, it's cool.
I actually got really into it.
Yeah.
So we were sleepy for sure.
Yeah.
Because after the, like, heavy food, it's like.
Oh, yeah, the turkey.
Oh, true.
It's such a good friend.
Thank you.
I think I take that as a now.
I know.
I know for who?
Jose, I need a company too.
Yeah, he would have, he would have freaking just sucked air in the garage he lives in.
Just sitting there watching Squid Games?
Yeah.
I feel like it's a really good show.
It's a new one.
Don't say it until you watch it.
Go watch it.
Find someone to watch it first.
How about that?
Oh, there's a win.
I think it's a win.
It's a win.
It's like, it's, I feel like it's L.A.
natives' duty.
Like, when people are from out of town, you have to, like, somebody has to invite them over.
I invited the homie from Connecticut over.
I'm like, I know you don't have nowhere to go.
Like, come through home.
Yeah.
Get a plate.
Come through.
Transplant.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Let us know if you took a W or an L this Thanksgiving weekend.
All right.
Right now, we're at four W's three L's, all right?
We got to figure this one out.
All right, did you have a good time or did you have a bad time this Thanksgiving?
And we want to know where and why.
And Irene, I'm coming to you after this, okay?
That does not sound like a bad.
What is that?
It's supposed to be a turkey.
No, that's terrible.
Right, give me a real turkey.
Give me a longer one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's pretty good.
It's pretty good.
Okay.
All right.
Thanksgiving weekend or Thanksgiving week Thanksgiving time.
Was it a win or was it a loss?
So far we got wins, four to three.
but Irene, you have not spoken to us about your Thanksgiving.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I just spent time on family and I chill.
That's it.
I really didn't do anything.
Come on.
What about the late night?
Give us the drama.
Yeah.
What did you guys have?
What did you guys have?
We had turkey.
Oh, actually, okay, I took a dub because when I posted all of our plates on Instagram,
everybody thought my plate was fire.
So I was like, boom.
All your friends on the social media
You get it
Tell us about that late night text from Greg
Yeah
See there's this thing
You guys
You have to understand
I do play matchmaker
But also it's for a reason
Because things like this happen
I've been for the
How long have you been here Greg
Probably like like a good month or two
Like a month?
Yeah
And then like we always kind of like you and Irene
are gonna
Yeah
Oh
James Chambers
Like, we're all doing that to you guys.
And, of course, it's just funny jokes and all that stuff, right?
But then you guys do things that make me go, hmm.
Yeah.
So, Greg, you were telling me that you were with your cousin.
Yeah, was my cousin.
Thanksgiving night.
Lonely.
Lonely.
We were sitting there having some Pucanas until, like, 2 a.m. 3.
There we go.
In the backyard, listening to Sarkorido.
Yeah, exactly.
And what did you do?
I texted Irene.
I was like, damn.
I'm pretty sad.
Okay, stop.
You text Irene's my homie.
Yeah, we're friends.
I'm your homie.
I'm your friend.
I feel like if I text you, you're going to be like, why the hell are you texting me right now?
Greg, when have you text me and I'm not been there for you?
I don't know.
You've left me out a couple times.
I'm going to go to like.
It's all coming out.
It feels like Thanksgiving dinner.
And then I don't want to text Vic because then Vic's going to be like, you're a king.
And I'm like, I don't want, I want sadness right now.
And what about Maxim?
And I match his sadness.
Maximo leaves me on red too.
So Irene matches your sadness.
So does that mean you've met your match?
No, not like that.
Not like that.
No, no, no, no.
So what happened?
What time is this text happened?
Honestly, I don't remember.
I was 3.20.
Let me see it.
Let me read your text messages.
No, you can't read my text messages.
It's just what they read.
Very, very personal and sad texts.
So you text her, I'm sad.
And then what is, Irene, what do you respond?
It was around like 9 o'clock, first of all.
I was, I wasn't going to say anything.
I can't believe you freaking said something.
Oh, they wanted to keep it a secret.
That was because I didn't want you guys to keep making it.
Oh, no.
You tell it.
She said,
Keep it on the low.
Tell us, Irene.
He was, he was, he just needed a friend.
Yeah, exactly.
I was literally just a pair of ears for him to, like, to let some stuff out.
So then you guys talked or what?
No, we were texting.
Okay, so what did you text back, Irene?
Oh.
I don't want to put his business out there like that.
You don't have to.
I'll say, I was just sad.
Like, I was like, damn, I'm lonely for Thanksgiving.
That's crazy.
And then what did she say?
I got you.
You're good.
Be a king.
Be a player.
Wow.
That does not sound like I read that.
She said,
Well, it'll take me 20 minutes from him.
No, that's not what I said.
What did you say then?
I'm going to make up what you said.
She didn't remember.
You sent him your birthday photo.
No, I didn't.
Okay, then what did you say?
Hold on.
I have to scroll all the way up.
Y'all, stop.
It's okay if you guys are talking.
No, but we're not.
We're not.
We're not.
We're not.
Don't ruin my game either.
I'm not talking to Greg like that.
And a little thing that we do
Should be between me and you
Oh my God
That was like damn I'm sad
Like baby
No but he would just say that he was sad
And I was like hey bro like
Like this is things that you have to
You have to feel through the feelings
To like get over and let go
And that's it was just being a good friend
Exactly good friends
And then what do you say
Can you come over?
No I did not say that
I just want to cut a group
You know what's crazy
You guys we have our first brown bag relation
Oh my gosh.
This is a win for all of them.
Greg and Irene.
Gregine.
We got a winner.
Gregine.
Gregine.
Brat them back.
